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Al Gore may not have invented the internet, but he sure did make up global warming
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/al-gore-didnt-invent-the-internet-but-he-did-make-up-global-warming

What's wrong with clubbing baby seals?

Ah...reminds me of one of my favorite t-shirts:

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/fuck-the-colorblind/

The underlying problem is that we're running out of things that are easy for people but hard for computers. Most attempts to expand or 'improve' visual CAPTCHA at this point will cause more pain to humans than reduction in computer success.

So, let's change directions, and make the computer solve a different sort of problem. For example, a turing test of sorts, where the problem is to solve something that is difficult to parse programmatically, but relatively easy for a person to answer. Maybe the recent Turing test results are a good indication of what the questions should be. Multiple related questions would be an particularly interesting area; for example, ask related questions where pronouns are ambiguous (to a computer).

--The FNP

I have seen the perfect shirt to commemorate the moment.

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/slavery-gets-shit-done/

These two shirts say it all:

Barack Obama: Half Honkey, All Donkey

Bros Before Hoes

These two shirts say it all:

Barack Obama: Half Honkey, All Donkey

Bros Before Hoes

My family went through the Holocaust but I still can't help chuckling at these. Maybe you should lighten the fuck up?

Come for a stroll with me through Jane and Finch some time. I've got a great t-shirt for you to wear. Might help you figure out that without the freedom to bare arms, all your other freedoms are an illusion.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=610

"even worn as clothing"

1. You could design your own clothing
2. You could share your clothing designs with others (Creative Commons clothing?)
3. Sony will release designer styles with clothing DRM.
4. Someone will break the DRM, but no one will want the overpriced designs to begin with. The FCC and MAFIAA will get involved somehow.
5. Microsoft will release MS Tailor, but it will be bloated and all the geeks will use OpenWardrobe.Org.
6. School uniforms will be made available as a firmware upgrade.
7. I will have a shirt that randomly rotates through the designs on T-Shirt Hell.

http://www.tshirthell.com/ has a great shirt that says "swollow or its going in your eye!"

I think it applies here. ;-)

And what do you propose for the very large population of color blind people?

And here's evidence supporting your assertion.

This would be a followed by comments along the following lines:

• Freedom rocks.
• Winner do take drugs.
• Hookers are national hereoes.
• Guns are great, and weed out the stupid.
• Smoke more, we'll cure lung cancer any day now.
• STDs are badges of honour.
• Marriage is for people too ugly to get laid.
• Pot is great if you can't get any good cubans.
• One nation under God. Dionysus, specifically. *

Then she'd throw some free condoms and blister-packs of amphetamines into the crowd, slug back some Jack Daniels, and walk off-stage grinning like a crack-addict. Reporters would later note that she was wearing a "Plan C" shirt.

* Hey, I just said exactly those things. Maybe I should run -- I know I'd vote for me. It's a shame Americans are too wimpy to elect a foreigner that hates their country and would sell their childrens' organs to zoos for meat...

This seems appropriate.

It reminds me of this t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell:

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a588/a58 8.gif

oh SNAP!
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=786

Personally I'm surprised that, in a ~1000 post thread on this topic, No one has brought up T-Shirt Hell's Free Speach or Free Travel Offer!

Personally I'm surprised that, in a ~1000 post thread on this topic, No one has brought up T-Shirt Hell's Free Speach or Free Travel Offer!

this chick
http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a249_ 004.jpg

and this chick
http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a249_ 003.jpg

the reason they didn't write back was they already finished spanking it for that evening...

this chick
http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a249_ 004.jpg

and this chick
http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a249_ 003.jpg

the reason they didn't write back was they already finished spanking it for that evening...

I'm waiting until my shirt comes in before I go see the movie. You know, like the Star Wars and Trekkie nerds do. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=716

I like my women like I like my tractors.

I can't get any more specific than that.
Please don't ask me to explain.

...there is always another point of view.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=588

ok, one more kick at the can, and then I'm done.

For the LAST last time, you don't have to be doing anything illegal. If you're in a movie theater shining a laser pointer at the screen, you're not doing anything illegal, but you're still getting kicked out.

If you walk into a kindergarten class wearing this shirt, you're not doing anything illegal, but you're still getting kicked out.

If you're at a Black Panthers meeting yelling "white power", you're not doing anything illegal, but whatever is left of your body will still be kicked out.

Do you not understand the concept? You can be asked to leave the premises without any reason. If you do not comply, you are immedatly considered to be trespassing, and can be arrested. Whether or not you were invited, whether or not you have a ticket, none of it matters! You either leave when asked to do so, or you ARE trespassing. Otherwise what's to stop Little Miss Cindy from running up and taking the microphone away from the president? What's to stop everyone at a concert from climbing on to the stage?

Am I getting through to you yet? I swear to god, you're denser than lead.

Better be quick about it! T-Shirt Hell already has a shirt out;

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=586

Text on the shirt

"THERE'S A PICTURE OF
THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD
ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT...
JUST KIDDING, PRAISE ALLAH!
(PLEASE DON'T KILL ME)"

You want Profit Muham-mad with a bomb in his turban? T-shirts availible here!

obviously we can say these nutjobs are not in their right mind. What should the jewish people do when they see a cartoon of Sharon eating a muslim baby? Should they nuke all countries that harbor the cartoon writers?

Here's a link to one of my fav satire sites... this week poking fun at ... well you guessed it muhammad http://www.tshirthell.com/muhammad.htm

it's funny, it's offensive, it's great

http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics/a249_ 003.jpg

They won't extend the same protection to other fetuses, that they themselves had enjoyed.

This reminds me of a great tee-shirt for babies:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=357

with another geek..http://www.tshirthell.com/images/contestpics /a249_002.jpg

I live in Atlanta.
I already board up my windows and hide my valuables from Shaniqua's and such. I also wear this shirt.

Buy their merchandise.

Need I say more? http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=286

OB/GYN Kenobi you say?

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=457

Autistic Kids Rock!

I never knew my t-shirt was an Apple ad.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=250

hitler killed a ton of jews

According to the referring page the meaning comes across as 'Big dick'. http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml, at the bottom of the first block of shirts on the page.

Time to figure out what the Kanji on the back your T-shirt says?

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?produc tid=292

So, you never use USENET (newsgroups) either, since most child porn probably gets posted there eventually? And you never use IRC or IM since most of the hardcore child porn reportedly originates there, traded between pedophiles? And you never use the WWW since most softcore child porn allegedly originates on Russian/Slovenian/etc. pay web sites? And you never use e-mail since pedophiles use it to lure young girls to be molested?

Hmmm. If we don't use things for good or neutral purposes just because others are using them for negative purposes, we'd have to live naked (because of shirts like this ) in caves. But then again children have probably been molested or photographed exploitively in caves, too, so we can't have anything to do with caves either...

Remind me of a shirt that read "I fucked the girl in Hanson."

You used to be able to get it from tshirthell.com, but they discontinued it. They have a lot of other very nicely offensive shirts though. :)

Wow their marketing is quick. You can already get new superman t-shirts!

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Wow their marketing is quick. You can already get new superman t-shirts!

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