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What they most want to hide from us is really alarming!

What they most want to hide from us is really alarming!

What they most want to hide from us is really alarming!

Star Trek is dead. Let it rest. Volcano cults looking for virgins to sacrifice don't even go to ST conventions any more. Read more.

Can they make better music than the robots who made Metallica's St. Anger and other teen pop shiat? I hope so.

So, they are calling it the Phoenix mission. They are giving away by that name where the "mars surface pictures" will really be coming from. Not that the current mission is any different.

They might even do it to us using the death ray on the dark side of the moon if we keep snooping. They don't like that.

They might even do it to us using the death ray on the dark side of the moon if we keep snooping. They don't like that.

The observation probe may only be taking pictures of a UFO blowing up the impact probe, just before it is blasted to space dust just like CONTOUR.

It would not surprise me at all to see robots winning soccer tournaments. They are already making a big splash in teen pop.

It would not surprise me at all to see robots winning soccer tournaments. They are already making a big splash in teen pop.

Martians smartians! They are in Arizona. This picture proves it.

NASA is hoping this comet probe works out better than the last one, CONTOUR. It will work only if the aliens let it.

It's not very nice to call a young lady a ho! Maybe Santa didn't mean it that way, but she took it that way.

How about Scruffy the Roomba? Is he a being? Does he have rights? William Smythe thinks so.

These would also be a cheaper way than satellites for big brother to watch.

I wonder if he was the one behind the X-4000 debacle? If so, maybe that's why he's being pushed out.

I don't know about that. If the Zhti Ti Kofft are developing biological weapons, they will probably work.

Want a robot for a companion? How about one that actually does something practical. Get grannie and gramps a Roomba.

Funny you should mention an alien attack. One destroyed the last comet probe, CONTOUR.

No one on earth could do anything about it, but not everyone who goes to the moon is from earth. The Zhti Ti Kofft would probably destroy any U.S. base in no time, or at least conquer it, and say ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

The uncoveror is a well know fake news site. It just seems some of the modds were too cracked out to check the url from this article.

Pissing off the Chinese and the Russians by militarizing space is no big deal. It's pissing off the Zhti Ti Kofft we have to worry about!

Last time they had a competition like this, the winning submission was the X-4000 Launch Aparatus, which is yet to be successfully used.

Coca is becoming resistant to herbicide spraying, and soon it will be futile. It is a shame that this didn't happen in time to save Saskra Root. Coca-Cola tastes like ass since they ran out of it. Read more.

The real reason NASA is ditching the Vomet Comet is that it has become obsolete. It would do nothing to prepare astronauts for the experience of being hurled into orbit with the X-4000 Launch Aparatus.

It is a bad investment to only buy basic protection when you can get Pre-Paid Illegal Services. Now that's an offer you can't refuse!

Actually, all TVs have been spying on us since the V-Chip was introduced. The real question here is what was this guy doing that set the alarm off. Maybe he was trying to disable the V-chip without knowing how to do it correctly.

Actually, all TVs have been spying on us since the V-Chip was introduced. The real question here is what was this guy doing that set the alarm off. Maybe he was trying to disable the V-chip without knowing how to do it correctly.

Here's the real story. The Zhti Ti Kofft (martians) were about to be found, and photographed. To avoid this, they disabled the rover.
Read more about them.

The FBI, or some other police agency will probably arrest someone they claim is a virus writer, and say that perpetrator has been dealt with, but don't be fooled. This is big brother, not some kid, or an unsociable grown man living in his mother's basement. Read More.

It wouldn't be Mickey threatening you. He's just a prisoner of Eisner. He is the guy who wants to make everything pay-per-play.

The V-chip is always on, and has nothing to do with protecting kids from violence. It's not just in Soviet Russia that TV watches you! Read more.

I don't know what the big deal is. Old style film photos can be fiddled with, but digital photographs cannot be faked, and digital photography is taking over.

The Uncoveror saw this coming: 2004 Will Be 1984 Through Use of Webcams. If there are terrorists in Boston, they might discover where these cameras are, and use "girls gone wild" to distract the watchers. I bet Boston didn't think of that.

So the man behind the man vs machine chess hoax has been apprehended! Will he talk?

Nice indeed! What these will really be is Big Brother's floating eyes in the sky. Read more. You can see black helicopters, but white blimps can camouflage themselves against the clouds.

British Petroleum or British Parliament? They are really the same thing.

British Petroleum or British Parliament? They are really the same thing.

Now that the Chinese won't go to the moon, Bush doesn't have to worry about red China controlling all the green cheese, but he probably still wants some.

You will really feel like crying if we have hit peak oil. Whatever you do, don't even mention that concept to SUV nuts.

It is no wonder Lucent is mimicking IBM, The company that placed a mole inside their boardroom, and HP's, nearly destoying both, is too successful not to have some things worth immitating.

If these baboons were put in a zoo, would they go bezerk if a curious kid threw a rock? Normal baboons do. Read more.

So, since Lindows is giving up the fight, will Andersen and Pella? Read more.

I wouldn't want all our base to belong to them!

Here is some more Frankenstein science to worry about from a company called New Dawn Biotech:
Treemeat
Chick'N
Egg Bushes
If that weren't enough, the new McNuggets at Mcdonalds aren't all white meat. In fact, they aren't even chicken!

Here is some more Frankenstein science to worry about from a company called New Dawn Biotech:
Treemeat
Chick'N
Egg Bushes
If that weren't enough, the new McNuggets at Mcdonalds aren't all white meat. In fact, they aren't even chicken!

Here is some more Frankenstein science to worry about from a company called New Dawn Biotech:
Treemeat
Chick'N
Egg Bushes
If that weren't enough, the new McNuggets at Mcdonalds aren't all white meat. In fact, they aren't even chicken!

Here is some more Frankenstein science to worry about from a company called New Dawn Biotech:
Treemeat
Chick'N
Egg Bushes
If that weren't enough, the new McNuggets at Mcdonalds aren't all white meat. In fact, they aren't even chicken!

It will all be part of Total Information Awareness, which isn't gone since Congress defunded it, it only went back underground.