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You know where the shift key is? Don't show people who can't find it. That would be a crime under the DMCA. How about showing people where the "Any" key is? I hope that is O.K. because I just did.

Man vs. Machine chess is a hoax. Read more.

Will she be talking about the RIAA's pay-for-play radio plan?

This is a bigger story than it appears to be on its face. Carly "The Hatchet" Fiorina is trying to deny credit for the any key to its inventor, Milton Crane, the former head of Typewriters International of Toledo. Read all about that. If you think "press any key to continue" means any key on the keyboard, try pressing esc when you see it. Here is more about Carly.

This is a bigger story than it appears to be on its face. Carly "The Hatchet" Fiorina is trying to deny credit for the any key to its inventor, Milton Crane, the former head of Typewriters International of Toledo. Read all about that. If you think "press any key to continue" means any key on the keyboard, try pressing esc when you see it. Here is more about Carly.

Here's an explanation even your girlfriend will understand. Aliens took out Telstar 4, just like they did to CONTOUR.

The Space Elevator seems about as plausible as the X-4000 Launch Aparatus.

It wasn't the Canadians or the U.S. The Martians turned out the power to hide their invasion! Read more.

Yes indeeed! Taking $2000 from a single mother with two children to feed takes food, clothing and shelter from them. Brianna and her little brother will have to go hungry, or possibly cold at night for a while so Cary Sherman can have some fine Columbian snow to snort! Now, more than ever, don't buy CDs.

Here is another story with some choice quotes from Cary Sherman. Now more than ever, don't buy CDs.

But as soon as it is built and tested, the space plane will be hurled skyward with the X-4000 Launch Aparatus.

That all your base meme got so big that it spread beyond earth. The aliens who blew up CONTOUR used it.

It would be a good thing if they sent Lance Bass into space using the X-4000 Launch Aparatus. I would pay to see it!

Did Graham Hancock interview Harvey Kurtz? He used to work at NASA, and makes some really sensational claims. Check it out.
Martians Shot Down NASA Probe.
Mars Polar Lander Lost: See, The Uncoveror Told You So.
Why Mars Will Never Be Colonized
Power Outage Hid Martian Invasion
Get out your tinfoil hats!

Did Graham Hancock interview Harvey Kurtz? He used to work at NASA, and makes some really sensational claims. Check it out.
Martians Shot Down NASA Probe.
Mars Polar Lander Lost: See, The Uncoveror Told You So.
Why Mars Will Never Be Colonized
Power Outage Hid Martian Invasion
Get out your tinfoil hats!

Did Graham Hancock interview Harvey Kurtz? He used to work at NASA, and makes some really sensational claims. Check it out.
Martians Shot Down NASA Probe.
Mars Polar Lander Lost: See, The Uncoveror Told You So.
Why Mars Will Never Be Colonized
Power Outage Hid Martian Invasion
Get out your tinfoil hats!

Did Graham Hancock interview Harvey Kurtz? He used to work at NASA, and makes some really sensational claims. Check it out.
Martians Shot Down NASA Probe.
Mars Polar Lander Lost: See, The Uncoveror Told You So.
Why Mars Will Never Be Colonized
Power Outage Hid Martian Invasion
Get out your tinfoil hats!

What defines a "humanoid robot"? Maybe we should ask William Smythe. If anyone can talk about that at length, he can.

Maybe we shouldn't be snooping around at Mars. According to former NASA employee, and Mars expert Harvey Kurtz, The Martians really don't like it!
Read more,
and more,
and more
and more still!

Maybe we shouldn't be snooping around at Mars. According to former NASA employee, and Mars expert Harvey Kurtz, The Martians really don't like it!
Read more,
and more,
and more
and more still!

Maybe we shouldn't be snooping around at Mars. According to former NASA employee, and Mars expert Harvey Kurtz, The Martians really don't like it!
Read more,
and more,
and more
and more still!

Maybe we shouldn't be snooping around at Mars. According to former NASA employee, and Mars expert Harvey Kurtz, The Martians really don't like it!
Read more,
and more,
and more
and more still!

Permanent human colonies on the moon? We like to think of it as our moon, but the Zhti Ti Kofft already have a base there. We are not powerful enough to force them off, and probably won't be in 20 years either. There is just no way they want to peacefully co-exist with us. After all they invaded during the balckout.

Permanent human colonies on the moon? We like to think of it as our moon, but the Zhti Ti Kofft already have a base there. We are not powerful enough to force them off, and probably won't be in 20 years either. There is just no way they want to peacefully co-exist with us. After all they invaded during the balckout.

Maybe your Roomba is getting rebellious because you don't feed him enough. William Smythe always feeds his. He also believes we need to extend human rights to robots.

Don't look for God in video games, They only way to The King is through his music!

How would Charles Taylor react to that question?

In 1984, the government of Oceania did not care much about the Proles, and would have ignored the homeless as just more Proles. They only tracked party members. The neocons are worse than Big Brother. They want to track everybody! How are they going to track the homeless who frequently won't know their Social Security Number, if the even have one. Will they embed them with RFID chips?
Will they use bar code tattoos? Scary stuff!

In 1984, the government of Oceania did not care much about the Proles, and would have ignored the homeless as just more Proles. They only tracked party members. The neocons are worse than Big Brother. They want to track everybody! How are they going to track the homeless who frequently won't know their Social Security Number, if the even have one. Will they embed them with RFID chips?
Will they use bar code tattoos? Scary stuff!

Funny that you mentioned "new" Coke. Did you notice that they changed the look of the cans and bottles again? They have quietly brought back "new" Coke.

In the future, power will be generated by people on treadmills.

So, the Russkies want to build a plant on Mars? What makes them think the Zhti Ti Kofft will tolerate that. They hate power plants. After all, they took out ours.

So, the Russkies want to build a plant on Mars? What makes them think the Zhti Ti Kofft will tolerate that. They hate power plants. After all, they took out ours.

Very true. Simply allowing file trading would be a much cheaper form of promotion then giving payola to an independent promoter, so he can give that payola(minus what he keeps) to radio stations. If people like the music, they will go buy a CD, or in some cases, a LP or cassette. People like to collect tangible things, but only the ones they like, and only when the price isn't a rip off.

"Personally, I would like to see a user rather than hardware based DRM system. Huh? Well, Fred buys a CD. Fred then rips Fred's CD to MP3 on Fred's computer so he can transfer it to Fred's iPod. I've no problem with that, nor does the law. Then Fred copies Fred's MP3 to Jack's computer. Since Jack's computer is owned by Jack, and not Fred, the Fred's MP3 doesn't play."

Home tape, and now CD-R trading is also a great form of promotion, word-of-mouth. Kill it, and you kill the goose that lays golden eggs. All DRM really does is create inconvenience, which will make the fans mad. You don't want that. If the $20 CDs at the mall have all kinds of DRM restrictions, but the knock-offs at flea markets and on street corners for five bucks don't, where do you think teens are going to buy?

You will never convince the majority that they can't listen to music without coughing up some dough. We just don't accept that, after all, no one has to pay to listen to the radio, and you can overhear someone playing their CDs without paying, too.

Did you know that Charles Taylor is now running in Cali?

It wasn't Microsoft. It was the Zhti Ti Kofft. Put on your tinfoil hat!

I'll tell you what's ridiculous. The assertion that this was Ohio's fault. It was a Martian invasion! Read all about it.

According to this the lottery is rigged anyway.

If you want to have the people who wrongly accused you taught a lesson, or even rubbed out, I recommend Pre-Paid Illegal Services. They'll make your accuser an offer he can't refuse.

Just wait until the real space invaders show up. No one will be laughing then!

Smythe has a Roomba robotic vacuum which he calls "Scruffy", just like it was a real dog. He even puts dirt down for it from time to time, and imagines that he is feeding his "pet".

This so-called new great ape is not new at all. He has been called Bigfoot, and Sasquatch. Read more.

Those manuals always leave out important details like where is the "any" key. If anyone asks you that, point them here.

Call it MATRIX, call it MATIE, call it Total Information Awareness, or anything else. It is really the same thing, The Beast.

Indeed! You can look at my website, The Uncoveror, then look at Snopes. My stories are not debunked, they are therefore true.

Get your affairs in order, the end is near! This would be the perfect time for the Zhti Ti Kofft, as the Martians call themselves, to invade and conquer.

The real sick thing is that Walt Disney has been dead a long time, and Michael Eisner did not create Mickey Mouse. I wrote an editorial similar to the one this thread is discussing. The more people point out that we all can benefit from copyrights expiring, the sooner Congress will understand. We are all the public domain. Copyright extentions steal from us.

The real sick thing is that Walt Disney has been dead a long time, and Michael Eisner did not create Mickey Mouse. I wrote an editorial similar to the one this thread is discussing. The more people point out that we all can benefit from copyrights expiring, the sooner Congress will understand. We are all the public domain. Copyright extentions steal from us.

Since this satellite is only looking down at Earth, the aliens will probably tolerate its presence, unlike CONTOUR, which they destroyed.

Well of course there is life on Mars. Uncoveror.com has been covering that for years now. Read more!