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You may need to explain 'pikey' to the general audience, here you go: https://www.urbandictionary.co...

New Book Describes 'Bluffing' Programmers in Silicon Valley

It's not as interesting as the one about "fluffing" programmers.

... by Stephan Pasta.

Can't wait for someone to plagiarize Stephan's comic so he can sue them, claiming copypasta.

[ P.S. Love you Elly Elephant ]

Reaux-chambeaux
An honorable Gallic custom.

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An ancient game of Gallic origin, typically involving two male participants alternately kicking each other in the scrotum. Traditionally, the kicking order is determined by the toss of a coin (or dwarf). The game ends when one player is rendered unable to continue... usually the player who lost the coin (or dwarf) toss. Some historians now believe this is how Julius Caesar actually died.

Libertarian-ism was a leftist philosophy before the right wingers hopped on the bandwagon. Leftism is about empowering the people, getting rid of government, or at least making it as local as possible whereas rightism is about empowering the aristocracy, or now a days the rich.
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Not an oxymoron. In fact, the term "libertarian" was first used by a French anarcho-communist back in 1857 to describe himself (an anarchist). The modern term libertarianism (economic freedoms) was originally called liberalism. The term "libertarian" describes liberty (thus, the term is also used to describe metaphysical liberty within philosophy and metaphysics), and the term socialism describes a society in which wealth is fairly distributed. Thus, it is neither a literal nor a practical contradiction.

A libertarian socialist would argue that a society based on such huge disparities of wealth is unfree. If you wish to enter into employment, you choose first and take orders later (as with liberal democracy). Libertarian socialists believe in voluntary association and economic democracy. This will allow the individual to reach his/her full potential.

The most famous example of successful libertarian socialism is the anarcho-syndicalist experiment in Spain during to Spanish Civil War, which was eventually destroyed by Communists and Fascists (see Orwell' "Homage to Catalonia" for excellent first hand reportage of this). At its peak, the anarchist union (CNT) had one million members.

Although sharing much of (if not all of) the Marxist analysis of capitalism, lib socialists vehemently oppose state socialism, especially the authoritarian socialism of Lenin, Trotsky, Mao and, more recently, the socialism of Hugo Chavez. The modern dispute between the two schools of socialism began in the First International, in which Karl Marx and Mikhail Bakunin bitterly argued over the road socialists should take. This dispute has continued ever since, with many Marxist regimes imprisoning, murdering (Russia), and exiling (Cuba) anarchists.
Modern advocates of libertarian socialism include linguist Noam Chomsky, historian and playwright Howard Zinn, and the Industrial Workers of the World ("One Big Union"), and the International Workers Association (of which the Spanish CNT is its largest affiliate).

Also see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Basically libertarian-ism that empowers the people rather then libertarian-ism that empowers the rich.

Actually, I was wondering whether "monitoring kids at the pool" was code for something.

I think I'm on to something.

It's called "Pittsburgh Slide" , not "Pittsburgh Left" https://www.urbandictionary.co...

The ads mainly affect the people buying the ads, they are scammed. Ads on the internet, sell me stuff, like WTF? I am on the internet, the ads sell me nothing, I have access to the internet, anything I want to buy I look up, check, evaluate options, and then decide whether to meh, buy nothing or buy a particular something, that often decide by the closest purchase opportunity. So advertisings sells me nothing, that is just the way it is.

Look straight up, the numbers mean it is all bullshit. You know gave thousands of advertisers targeting you with different products, each compete for seconds of you time, during the day you will see thousands of ads but for different products and the total composite of ads dilutes any impact, you can not possible remember one ad amongst the thousands products et al offered. Old day you would see tens of products advertised hundred of times, now its thousand of products advertised once.

The numbers they produce, yeah, bullshit baffles brains, https://www.urbandictionary.co.... Those advertising companies flash off numbers the advertisers can not check. Look according to Google advertisers had no problem cutting off youtube obviously becomes it did not have that much impact.

The only ads that really work are banners tied to content, don't get carried away with the banners, you sort of want them to infiltrate the subconscious as the reader focuses on content, all very subtle and you just want your ad as the banner for that article for the full day or even week. Adwords is just a scam targeted at advertisers, as are the first handful of advertiser links in the search results. I noticed Google cheated on those, if you were looking for a company the search would produce them as number 1 in the ad block, you click they pay and below the page in the results, so you could not see it. I noticed the change it used to be 1st in the ad block 1st in the results below but you would ignore the ad block as you trained yourself to do and click the result in the search not in the ad. So they tweaked it to hide that company down the results so you would only see the ad link and not results and click that link so google could charge the company for a search and pretend it was an advertisement and claim 'SUCCESS' of advertisement, 'er' no the advertiser just got scammed. When I noticed it I checked, actively searching for specific companies and again and again, number 1 in the advertisement and below the fold so you could not see it in the search results, page down and there it would be, scammy fuckers.

Googles et al number one advertising target is advertisers not us and the data mine them and know them and know how to treat them and what they want to see and what will fool them. Google datamines everyone, including the staff of competitors, including advertising company staff, including management of every single corporation they can. They are also likely playing the insider trading game with that datamining but shhhhhhhhh, Alphabet does that not google.

I defy anyone to believe Google can not inside trade any corporations based upon data mining all it's staff and management, most companies should dump google in favour of https://duckduckgo.com/?q=duck.... Probably the SEC should consider investigating data mining companies to check to see whether they are datamining companies staff in order to profit by insider trading, that datamining makes them an insider, getting information before anyone else does.

People!

Could we please stop calling police and other LEOs "Pigs"?

To the best of my knowledge no member of the species Sus (includes boar, warthog, etc.) has ever done anything to deserve that kind of insult.

Call the TSA and LEO's what they are: "Brownshirts"

...without following through ...

Just as well, I suppose: https://www.urbandictionary.co...

Both have problems, in varying degrees, with North Korea

China uses North Korea to needle the US. And, in the future to probe US missile defences in a plausibly deniable way.

But I'm a skeptic, not a septic.

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It's geek cred, noob.

Similar to street cred, but applicable to geeks. Geek cred is allocated by displaying knowledge of different aspects of geek culture such as Star Wars, anime, comic books, etc.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geek+cred

9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
v 4.98.1
$YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9stepprocess.sgml,v 4.98.1 2017/11/25 13:54:20 tsarkon Exp $

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel which makes it perfect for the anus after diarrhea.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Yoda Doll/Yoda Shampoo/Yoda Soap-on-a-rope. You may need your gay squire/lover to help with this since your fat corpulent ass cannot do a self-reach-around.
5. Put a n1gger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot. Doing Kegel exercises several times actuating the sphincter muscle and relaxing it will help prepare your ass for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being rammed up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the Slashdot editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Suck and gag on a Dr. Who sonic screwdriver like it was the Doctor's dick in your mouth. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Toaster Oven. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal

"working" = cookie-licking.

"This is mine. All mine. I saw it first. In my mind's eye I saw it. No one else can have it. Not for the next 17 years. Maybe longer. Lawyeerss!!! Take that world + dog! "

"Now where is that watch/car/TV thingy I was working on?"

I'm an engineer and have often been called a cad.

9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
v 4.98.1
$YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9stepprocess.sgml,v 4.98.1 2017/11/25 13:54:20 tsarkon Exp $

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel which makes it perfect for the anus after diarrhea.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Yoda Doll/Yoda Shampoo/Yoda Soap-on-a-rope. You may need your gay squire/lover to help with this since your fat corpulent ass cannot do a self-reach-around.
5. Put a n1gger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot. Doing Kegel exercises several times actuating the sphincter muscle and relaxing it will help prepare your ass for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being rammed up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the Slashdot editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Suck and gag on a Dr. Who sonic screwdriver like it was the Doctor's dick in your mouth. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Toaster Oven. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal

Yes, you are. UBI sounds great until you sit down and do the math. The Brits never came close to a UBI type benefit system with their high marginal income tax rates. Where do you think that kind of money is going to come from?

No, I'm not. Most of the money would come from those earning middle class wages and above. Say the UBI is a fairly substantial benefit, like $18K/yr in monthly deposits. At some point, say $18K to make some number up, of money that you earn on top of the UBI, you start getting taxed (more than you are now) to pay back a portion of the UBI deposit you're getting. By some higher level of money (that you are earning, on top of your UBI amount) the extra taxes have completely offset the $18K you were getting from UBI. At every higher level the taxes you pay are in part covering more than your share of the UBI, more than your $18K. This includes a lot of people, but the rates are nowhere near the British levels of the 70's, and the math doesn't say that even for this very generous level of UBI.

Remember, every proven citizen of majority and with a pulse gets the UBI, but most pay some of it back because of what they earn themselves, and many pay all of it back, and quite a few pay more than that. But they don't pay for food stamps, welfare, etc. because those are all replaced. (I'm intentionally leaving health care out here -- it's a related but separate issue.) The government no longer needs a bureaucracy to check if your poor enough to get food stamps, secretly working a job, or anything like that. It just issues a direct deposit and is done with it. Less intrusive, cheaper to administer, and not a trap in eternal dependence.

As far as the amounts paid and the tax structure to get it paid for, that requires a detailed analysis of the income demographics and tax revenues in the US, and we don't do more than the math says will fit. We also try to account for second-order effects as markets and behavior change in response to a UBI's adoption, and bring it on in phases so the shocks of change are not too large to absorb.

I don't care how much money Gates or Bezos make. They might be distorting the market for mega-yachts. But they can't eat more then one Filet Mignon a day. So the middle class will get by.

Who said anything about getting all this money from Gates and Bezos? The costs of a UBI would not be laid solely on folks like them. However, they would pay more than 20% tax on their long-term capital gains, say starting above $2M in any given year. And the middle class you refer to is shrinking, while people like me or with higher incomes are still seeing it get better.

Ah yes. The Threat. See the definition of gibs me dat.

Not sure what you're implying here.

I certainly wasn't implying anything remotely close to what the British did in the 70's

Yes, you are. UBI sounds great until you sit down and do the math. The Brits never came close to a UBI type benefit system with their high marginal income tax rates. Where do you think that kind of money is going to come from?

This would tend to correct the enormous and dangerous wealth disparity that is developing.

I don't care how much money Gates or Bezos make. They might be distorting the market for mega-yachts. But they can't eat more then one Filet Mignon a day. So the middle class will get by.

historically associated with undesirable social outcomes, to put it mildly.

Ah yes. The Threat. See the definition of gibs me dat.

> What do you mean sound doesn't travel through Space?!

I *think* you might be able to sell that to Trump.

"In space, no one can hear you scream".

Yes, I see what you did there :-)

He/she may or may not believe it but it's obviously intended to ruffle the feathers of left leaning readers.

That doesn't necessarily make it trolling. Here's the definition:

The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help. Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.

https://www.theguardian.com/ed...

"Lump of ice" (advice)
Which to receive sometimes can be very cold comfort.

It's worth pointing out this is incredibly obscure and may well have been invented by Guardian journalist keen to pad their article out to the minimum word limit. Unlike 'septic', which was originally an armed forces thing from the friendly but bantering relationship between the US and UK but has now spread to the point almost all Brits are aware of it .

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Cockney rhyming slang for a yank (american). The whole phrase is 'Septic Tank' - but as with most cockney rhyming slang the first word is used only. The reason for the link is that, like a septic tank nobody likes a filthy stinking american!!!

What are you fucking shooting at me for you filthy fucking septic cunt, im on your side!!!!

That's like, a nega-Einstein* quote.

* https://www.urbandictionary.co...

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9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
v 4.98.1
$YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9stepprocess.sgml,v 4.98.1 2017/11/25 13:54:20 Exp $

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel which makes it perfect for the anus after diarrhea.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Yoda Doll/Yoda Shampoo/Yoda Soap-on-a-rope. You may need your gay squire/lover to help with this since your fat corpulent ass cannot do a self-reach-around.
5. Put a n1gger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot. Doing Kegel exercises several times actuating the sphincter muscle and relaxing it will help prepare your ass for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being rammed up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the Slashdot editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Suck and gag on a Dr. Who sonic screwdriver like it was the Doctor's dick in your mouth. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Toaster Oven. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit.

sounds like a load of guff to me.

more than 60% of the dems against it.

What most people don't want to understand is that the democratic party is not against it, quite the opposite (you have to remember the money they serve is the same as the republicans). So, in order to keep the gullible "liberals" and their money in the corral, they decide amongst themselves how many and who can vote for its passage. The democrats' conservative roots are still at play. They will vote with republicans when necessary. It is our obligation to rid ourselves of both. Every single person in the House of Representatives is up for reelection. If we don't remove them, if we continue to reelect 95% of them, we have nobody else to blame for our problems with the government. EOM

Yes, I agree that your plan should have wiggle room. I think that's what you mean. I've always padded my estimates for timelines and budgets, and I try to underplay what I expect to be able to deliver. Not to be dishonest or get away with anything, but more like operating on the Scotty Principle.(definition, source, source)

But basically, I'll take the amount of time that I think something will take. Then I double it. Then I pad it some more. And then, even then, I expect that I'm not actually going to meet my deadline. I run the whole project on the expectation that things will go far worse then expected, even when I'm planning for everything to go wrong, and then I plan ahead for what sacrifices I can live with.

One of the glib ways I've described my whole process is, "I don't make plans. I make contingency plans." That is, I don't spend too much time trying to figure out how things will work if everything goes according to plan. I put my effort into figuring out all the various ways things could go wrong, what I should prioritize in case of a disaster, and various ways I can delivery my highest priorities in the worst-case scenario. Over the years, I've found that it's a much more effective way to think about projects.

https://slashdot.org/~110010001000 protested:

It isn't possible all these people independently "discovered" a 20 year old flaw at the same time. Think about it. Google supposedly discovered it six months ago. I don't believe it.

Apparently you haven't heard of steam engine time. If Newton and Liebnitz could (more or less) simultaneously, independently invent "the calculus", why can't three disparate security research teams (more or less) simultaneously, independently discover the same security bug?

Note, as another example from a third field, that both Jennifer Doudna's and Zhang Feng's teams (more or less) simultaneously, independently discovered the CRISPR gene-splicing technique, just a few years ago. This kind of thing happens more frequently than you appear to believe is possible.

Paranoia is its own punishment ...

According to these idiots insults are hate speech:
http://www.dictionary.com/brow...
noun
speech that attacks, threatens, or insults a person or group on the basis of national origin, ethnicity, color, religion, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, or disability.

Websters seems to have it simplified down to a literal state which could be fine:
https://www.merriam-webster.co...
Definition of Hate speech
: speech expressing hatred of a particular group of people

Wikipedia is all over the map but at least seems to only report on various countries:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

These people are subjectively confused thinking "any form of expression regarded as offensive":
https://definitions.uslegal.co...
Hate Speech Law and Legal Definition
Hate speech is a communication that carries no meaning other than the expression of hatred for some group, especially in circumstances in which the communication is likely to provoke violence. It is an incitement to hatred primarily against a group of persons defined in terms of race, ethnicity, national origin, gender, religion, sexual orientation, and the like. Hate speech can be any form of expression regarded as offensive to racial, ethnic and religious groups and other discrete minorities or to women.

These people get it:
https://www.urbandictionary.co...
  Hate speech
A highfalutin' way of saying "I disagree with your meticulously-researched, irrefutable facts, so I am going to organize a social media campaign to demonize you and ruin your life. But don't forget to donate to my Patreon."
Sane, rational human being: "I sure do loves me some grapes!"
Filthy SJW bacterium: "OMFG GRAPE HAS 'RAPE' IN IT THAT'S HATE SPEECH! RAAAAAAAPE CULTUUUUUURE!"

Disparaging a social group is hate speech to these people:
https://www.thefreedictionary....
hate speech
n.
Bigoted speech attacking or disparaging a social group or a member of such a group.

https://www.urbandictionary.co... We've finally discovered that sentient-kind is a stand alone complex.

9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
v 4.98.1
$YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9stepprocess.sgml,v 4.98.1 2017/11/25 13:54:20 tsarkon Exp $

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel which makes it perfect for the anus after diarrhea.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Yoda Doll/Yoda Shampoo/Yoda Soap-on-a-rope. You may need your gay squire/lover to help with this since your fat corpulent ass cannot do a self-reach-around.
5. Put a n1gger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot. Doing Kegel exercises several times actuating the sphincter muscle and relaxing it will help prepare your ass for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being rammed up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the Slashdot editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Suck and gag on a Dr. Who sonic screwdriver like it was the Doctor's dick in your mouth. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Toaster Oven. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal

9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
v 4.98.1
$YodaBSD: src/release/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/yodanotes/9stepprocess.sgml,v 4.98.1 2017/11/25 13:54:20 tsarkon Exp $

1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel which makes it perfect for the anus after diarrhea.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Yoda Doll/Yoda Shampoo/Yoda Soap-on-a-rope. You may need your gay squire/lover to help with this since your fat corpulent ass cannot do a self-reach-around.
5. Put a n1gger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot. Doing Kegel exercises several times actuating the sphincter muscle and relaxing it will help prepare your ass for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being rammed up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the Slashdot editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Suck and gag on a Dr. Who sonic screwdriver like it was the Doctor's dick in your mouth. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Toaster Oven. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal

oh, ya - and kids were expected and able to play outside! WIth other kids! In Meatspace! imagine that!
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Monstering is actually valid British English, and means roughly the opposite of mentoring

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monstering

The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It's sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it ... yet.

See also

Monster, Monster, Monster!

I have no good idea what you mean by White Knight

Well read back through your over reactionary response to the "David Cop-a-feel" joke, and you'll see a perfect illustration of the term.

You must be a lot of fun at parties :/

I think the only "excuse" Bush got for being old and feeble is the girl didn't turn around and slap him across the face, something Taylor Swift should have done which would have gotten that disc jockey fired a lot faster and avoided the media circus of a court case.

Social justice is different from (and almost opposite to) social justice warriors.

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Snowflake:A term used to describe extremist liberals that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own..

We can fix urbandictionary. AFAIC a snowflake is just as likely to be a Nazi that gets offended by statements or beliefs that don't match their own. (so called) Liberals don't have a monopoly on fake moral outrage.

When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.” “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that's all.”

And by Nazi, I mean all the RegressiveTard Republicans that voted for Trump, and who will vote for an accused pedophile no matter what. Despite having tried previously to pass laws to keep transgender females out of women's public bathrooms, because "won't somebody think of the children." Yeah, okay, think of the children, and don't vote for the (accused) pedophile. Because, oh, I don't know, maybe where there's smoke, there's fire?

Snowflake:A term used to describe extremist liberals that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think they are just as "unique" as snowflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Congratulations! Its a boy!"

"Did you just assume that baby's gender?"

"Someone get the snowflake out of here, please".

Strictly a leftist thing. But, of course, you already knew that.

Your UrbanDictionary definition, from the top of the page, is dated Apr 28, 2017.
If you scroll down to the bottom there's one dated Feb 11th, 2017 that states:
"Snowflake
Referring to someone, usually the Alt-Right, Yiannopoulos, And Nazi Sympathizers (A.K.A. ARYANS), whose immense white fragility causes a meltdown when confronted with the most minute deviation from orthodox White Supremacy. They often cry bloody murder when expected to give the most modest expression of basic human decency.

This is all a continuation of how Snowflake historically refers to people who are against the abolition of slavery.

The ARYANS have attempted to hijack this term to use against progressives and those opposing Fascism. It failed ultimately, because nobody was foolish enough to believe anti-Fascist resisters to be, by any stretch of the imagination, comparable to the snowflakery of the ARYANs and their cheeto-dusted Fuhrer.

But the ARYANS succeeded in poisoning the well on calling people "snowflakes," when it became widely understood that they were using it as a euphemism for the human ashes falling in Nazi Germany when they were burning people. This revelation became particularly useful for decoding the ARYAN tendency of referring to snowflakes as a "Generation." Especially telling is the pseudo-concept of a Snowflake Generation, which operates as a front for the ARYANS' need to mark out groups of people to direct their genocidal lust towards"

Snowflake:A term used to describe extremist liberals that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think they are just as "unique" as snowflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Congratulations! Its a boy!"

"Did you just assume that baby's gender?"

"Someone get the snowflake out of here, please".

Strictly a leftist thing. But, of course, you already knew that.

Step 1) Divide the population along racial and gender (and anything else you can think of) lines until the entire world is one giant Venn diagram of victimhood.

Step 2) Stir up hatred among these groups against each other, but especially against the common enemy: FWMs.

Step 3) Advance yourself as the champion of all the poor oppressed minorities and slander the other side as deplorable racists until they vote unanimously for you while simultaneously doing fuck-all for them (since improving their lot in life might reduce their sense of victimhood, which would be highly undesirable - hate is a much greater motivator than gratitude).

Step 4) Use moral blackmail and public shaming to convince just enough FWMs to go along with you to get you over 50%. Never must a non-ally FWM be spoken of publicly without at least the threatening implication that he's a racist/sexist/nazi/homophobe/fascist/everythingelse-ist/evenmorethings-phobe. (Depending how firmly you can maintain your electoral grasp of the various minority voter groups and how much cultural enrichment you can convince the public to tolerate, this step may only be necessary temporarily.)

Satoshi
SAToshi
South African Toshi
South African Tushi
....a person from South Africa Elon, we are onto you!

In other words, you need SMOD. . Of course, SMOD would bring substantial Global Warming all by itself. . .

9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
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1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel which makes it perfect for the anus after diarrhea.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Yoda Doll/Yoda Shampoo/Yoda Soap-on-a-rope. You may need your gay squire/lover to help with this since your fat corpulent ass cannot do a self-reach-around.
5. Put a n1gger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot. Doing Kegel exercises several times actuating the sphincter muscle and relaxing it will help prepare your ass for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being rammed up your ass!
9. Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the Slashdot editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you don't select the (desired - speaks English) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Suck and gag on a Dr. Who sonic screwdriver like it was the Doctor's dick in your mouth. Get Linux to boot on a Black and Decker Toaster Oven. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that cheap-ass discount bin hardware works 'just as well' as the quality and premium hardware because you can't afford the real stuff. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate Windows but use it for World of Warcraft. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful Star Wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who aren't fatter than CowboyNeal

In the most recent Presidential election, we were given the choice between a candidate that was absolutely unacceptable and one whom we were willing to vote for, even if we had to hold our noses as we did. Which one was which is something that I'll leave as an exercise for the reader.

I have seen some buyers remorse on the R side. The D side seems preoccupied with reliving the past and speculating what small detail could have tipped it their way - ignoring the more obvious point that if they had only run a decent candidate it would have been an easy sweep.

Pro tips for 2018:

1) >50% of the population is white. Stop hating on white people and putting down whole states as racist deplorables.

2) Almost 50% of the population is male. Constantly criticizing men won't help your cause either.

3) Economics for the 99% is >330 times more important than corner cases like transgenders in the military. Focus on broad issues of real importance.

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If not for double standards, the left would have no standards at all.

He "self identifies" as autistic. According to the left's rules, that's good enough for him to qualify as a woman or black. But not autistic?

If I self-identify as Muslim then can I rape your daughter?

If not for double standards, the left would have no standards at all.

He "self identifies" as autistic. According to the left's rules, that's good enough for him to qualify as a woman or black. But not autistic?

J.J. Abrams ruined both Star Wars and Star Trek. Let's make it a trifecta and also ruin LotR.

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"I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly speechless. I fear something terrible will happen." - Darth Picard of Middle Earth

Come on.

In the case of Star Wars, it's not like George Lucas didn't hand over a giant steamer.

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