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a shock scat movie (50 minutes long) in which 4 brazilian sluts shit into each others anuses, shit back out the shit, eat the shit, vomit onto each other, vomit into their assholes, suck the vomit out of their assholes, etc. far worse than 2girls1cup OR 2girls1finger. Taken from urbandictionary.com

RTFA--they were hosting child pornography sites. That's a whole different animal from the usual porn.

Which animal is in your usual porn?

ManBearPig, Manimal or a Whoreasaurus?

Is Paedogeddon a Malamanteau?

Time to apply the Crocodile Dundee test!

Mal-2

Thank you! It's Poe's Law.

Masnick's law strikes again.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Masnick's%20Law

Not exactly a fetish:

1.sharp knees
A judgment leveled against an otherwise perfectly proportioned, if not slightly trim, and pleasant looking woman. Generally uttered by a male who is way below her class.
Yeah sure she is really nice looking, but I wouldn't hit that. I mean look at those sharp knees!

2.sharp knees
When a woman, specifically a celebrity or actress, is so thin (as to imply she is anorexic) that her knees appear sharp or pointy.
Calista Flockhart has sharp knees.

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You seem to be suffering from two misguided assumptions. First, you misunderstand the role of the police in our society. Second, you are setting up a false dichotomy.

The police exist to provide the illusion that if you commit a crime, you will go to jail. As long as would-be criminals believe that if they break the law, they will be caught and punished (or at least, that there is an unacceptably high likelihood that they will be caught and punished), they have an incentive not to commit the crime. When you leave a "low-hanging fruit" crime unpunished, you are telling criminals that they can get away with crimes, as long as they aren't murder, rape or kidnapping. That's got Bad Idea written all over it.

While I seriously doubt that anyone on /. is going to argue that the alleged theft of a cell phone (even an eagerly anticipated prototype cell phone from a well-known company with bajillions of eager fanbois) is more important than a murder or rape, it's just plain stupid to argue that all cops should only work on murder and rape cases until the backlog is gone. Think about it for a second -- next time you get in a car wreck or you find someone breaking into your house, do you want the cops to refuse to investigate the accident because there is an unsolved murder that the entire freaking department is working? You will end up with anarchy, and I'll wager that the rate of murders and rapes would skyrocket because the criminals know that the po-po won't respond to calls because the murder and rape cases on the books are "a higher priority" than a simple breaking-and-entering call. And, every once in a while, a seemingly low-priority case ends up leading to the arrest and conviction of a big-ticket criminal.

The police department must try to strike a balance. When a crime has potentially been committed, they have to investigate -- even the lower priority cases -- because it is impossible to solve every crime...but as long as a reasonably high percentage of them are solved, it is more advantageous to most people, most of the time, to obey the law.

What is a person that suffers from this linguistical malady called? There must be a more clinical and less pejorative term than 'idiot.'

If you do it while singing, its called Chronic Lyricosis.

Observing something will always change how that something behaves.

Astute observation, Doctor Heisenberg.

Well done, Dr Obvious.

Looks like the congresscritters really screwed the pooch on that one!

If you just shrugged it off then only your coworkers would know you have a small dick. Now the whole world knows.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grower not a shower

Of course, some guys just have really small dicks.

Some people see disaster, some see a good buying opportunity ;-)

I believe you're referring to a Crisitunity.

Whoosh

find a stranger in the Alps

Whereas Windows 7 is more like when someone takes an upper decker at your party - you are in for a nasty surprise later...

agree with your post, but can't refrain from humbly offering this correction to your sig: for all *intents* and purposes. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=For%20all%20intensive%20purposes

No I have not! What is this "Apple" you speak of?

It's a fruit.

Close - it's used by fruits

DWB = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DWB

Therefore

FWN = Flying While Nigerian

No, obviously your confusing

bona fide
Etymology: Latin, literally, in good faith Date: 1632

1 : made in good faith without fraud or deceit
2 : made with earnest intent : sincere
3 : neither specious nor counterfeit : genuine

with

bonified
The act of being boned and then feeling satisfied.

Dude, yesterday I totally boned miley cyrus, it was awesome.

Really?

Yeahhh, it was great.

Did she like it?

Well I knew she did when she said, " Omg, baby you left me bonified.

I am just trying to reason what the remedy for the sickness is.

This or this.

His cows can’t stand still on hillsides without fear of falling down? Shoulda bought some of those hill-cows...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poophoria

Ah yes, the good old "I'm rubber, you're glue" comeback. A favourite among small children who are unable to otherwise defend themselves.

Nice how you completely avoid the issue I was actually presenting. You aren't even worth insulting, much less conversing with.

All I needed to know about the Carlson School of Management I learned from Urbandictionary (third definition)

That's like saying that a technical virgin is the best type of virgin.

Actually, you might be on to something here...

>Democracy is such a farse.
>>Your spelling is a *farce* as well.

Nope, he's just more current than you.

Find $60G and prove that to us

I believe you're a few orders of magnitude off.

please...correct me

You're welcome.

Silent rage...

Hey, I did my part to meme-ify 131.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=131

But apparently, my sentiments were in the minority. Hell only 25 people have even voted on the entry so I guess it's not really a part of most people's concerns one way or the other.

Though it didn't catch on, I glad there's at least a wikipedia page about it.

Oddly, this rule would have to allow this now crompulent word. Others like it, maybe not.

Since we're talking about Apple it's bummer.

No! We don't want any moobs!

i think you mean cheesing?

Though I know what you mean by geezer, the first image conjured up by the word would be the third definition here, and imagining that sort of geezer talking about what you are is a somewhat amusing image.

<pendantic>I believe the term you are looking for is constitutional republic...

And I believe the word you were reaching for is pedantic, as pendantic isn't even defined in the urban dictionary, much less any that contain factual material.

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Using real words is a surefire way to make yourself look less like an ass.

Drat, clam slam is already listed.

I'm assuming that the celebrations will involve lots of roots? A phi day without roots would be irrational. Completely absurd. Uh...

Not needed -Us locals already call our country 'Stralya.

FAIL. The country is 'Oz', its inhabitants are 'Ozzies' and the language is 'Strine'.

FAIL yerself mate. I'm from stralya, so don't come the raw prawn - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stralya

If it's practical to tap the methane, it's a win-win situation.

Authorities have speculated that thousands of workers will cupcake the gas into large balloons before pumping it off for bottling.

I like Firefox with all plugins running on Vista, but whatever bloats your foat.

i've always been mostly nocturnal, comfortably going to bed a 7am and waking up around the crack of noon (thank you daniel for the expression), but for the last few years i've been forced into a routine of waking up super-early. about two years ago that finally took effect, and i found myself unable to sleep in, even on weekends.

i recently got an opportunity to relax for a month, and the second i knew that i was out of the routine (that never happened on vacation) i suddenly found myself back in my old habits and sleeping beautifully, correctly keeping my eyes shut in the mornings but viewing the dawn from the other side :)

now that i'm back in a routine, i simply cannot bring myself to give up the best hours of the day: i'm sleeping about 3 hours a night, and i feel physically better off and mentally more alert if i don't get much more than that. i'm incredibly active in addition to my desk job, so either i'm on my way to a heart attack or i'm doing just fine. it's not insomnia, it's a gift.

enjoy it!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if you were pedestering in some urban center, and you notice two guys with the same 'sun glasses'. Then those two guys notice eachother, and then a virtual light-saber battle ensues?

Then somebody takes out their Nexus One to instantly upload a video of that event to youtube, and by the time you pedester to your destination, you could backtrack on Google Maps and find a link to an augmented video of the entire event. Wouldn't that be cool?

Yeah, it would be pretty cool. Of course, I would never engage in a virtual battle like that personally because that is waaaay beyond my geek tolerance, but it would be entertaining as a spectator ;-)

In case you're being serious, I assumed OP was using this definition (does anybody here NOT know the dilbert reference?)

Elbonia is the collective name for all places outside of the United States of America and can be considered to be a nation of its own.

...transgender lesbian, and let Microsoft try to figure out what that means. They'd probably have to google it!

BTW, Google supplied this hint: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Transgender%20Lesbian

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vodak

I'm a nigger, you insensitive clod!

Bet they don't have a fucking xkcd for that.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shonk

1. Shonk
  A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"

Better than most of the "sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted", on tv lately!
That doesn't make much sense.

Could it be that you were trying to say SHIT?

You can say SHIT on Slashdot.
You can also say Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.

It's OK. We are all adults here. Although we sometimes act like we're not.

The threshold for inclusion in Wikipedia is not truth, but truthiness.

Why do you hate America so much?

Think of the inter-tubes!

A warning to anyone tempted to google for the article's intriguing term "seal screamer": the google search result pointing to Urban Dictionary's entry for "screamin' seal"-- while interesting in its own right, and marginally related-- is likely not the same phenomenon.