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English, The Global Internet Language?

dsplat writes: "Atlantic Monthly has a story about the role of English as a global language. Most of the first two parts would be of interest only to a minority of Slashdot readers. However, the third part concerns the effects of technology on both the spread of English and the very nature of what we call English. It discusses the current uses of Machine Translation, Text to Speech and Speech to Text and the power of connecting the three. It also points out the error rates involved. Nearly every point made in the article was obvious to me, but I have both the background and the interest to follow a lot of it. The beauty of this is that it conveys this information accurately in a way that my parents could follow."

There are a number of interesting links there as well, including one to an interview with David Graddol of The English Company U.K in which he comments:

The type of language switching and word borrowing that typically goes on in any multilingual community is now happening on the Internet on a massive scale, and it is difficult to know what long-term impact this might have on the way the international community will use English.

The main article stated, "As has been widely noted, the Internet, besides being a convenient vehicle for reaching mass audiences such as, say, the citizenry of Japan or Argentina, is also well suited to bringing together the members of small groups -- for example, middle-class French-speaking sub-Saharan Africans." The two comments together paint a picture of various communities across the net infecting each other with their jargon as the members they have in common carry linguistic information with them from place to place on the net. Because the net is notoriously devoid of geographical places, the divisions are solely on the basis of interest and language. Sufficient interest will motivate the transfer of ideas, although I can't see how sufficient fluency will overcome lack of interest. That implies that those people who do not participate in online culture will be the last to adopt the linguistic innovations that spread from here. And conversely, we will adopt their linguistic creations only when they don't attempt to replace one of our own. After all, how many regular Slashdot users mispronounce "Internet" as "Information Superhighway"?

306 comments

  1. Re:Well... BASIC English by robertli · · Score: 1

    Actually Churchill was an advocate of a restricted 500-word vocabulary English language. Believe it or not, it was called Basic English. It never got off the ground though because the people teaching it kept using words not on the official list (you are supposed to use compound words and such to compensate for the lack of a vocabulary).

  2. Re:www.esperanto.org by Prolog-X · · Score: 1

    Don Harlow has a huge amount of information about Esperanto, including a detailed history of the more successful auxlangs. There's also a debate on auxlangs.

  3. Re:when in rome by robertli · · Score: 1

    Latin doesn't give special treatment to any country? Consider this:

    You can take entire paragraphs in Italian and convert them to Latin with minor changes.

    If you are in the West, you at least know the alphabet.

    If you are in Eastern Europe, you at least know half of the alphabet.

    If you are somewhere else, then you are f*cked.

  4. Re:China! by spam-o-tron+mk1 · · Score: 1
    He can undoubtedly give a close approximation of the word's pronounciation but you can do that to a certain degree in Chinese as well.

    You're really stretching here. You can give a close approximation to the sound of an unknown English word, but the phonetic element of a Chinese character (at least in my experience) pretty much serves as an aid to memorizing the pronunciation. It's not good for so much (and may not even be relevant) if you're just trying to guess.

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  5. Re:My parents would not follow by Jean-Michel+Lee · · Score: 1

    Me too. Sorry about my poor English. Even I'm a OS programmer/designer, I'm not good at speaking / writing English, for I'm a Chinese. According to my mother, she could read Chinese pinyin ( based on alphabet ), so she may use computer with keyboard. But my father could use it, so he always only use mouse click here and there. As he just reads news, plays game, etc, English is never need to learn. And I have a Hanwan Chinese-input 'pen', my father never need use keyboard at all. Do you computer-living people could imagine it?

  6. Re:what is english? by robertli · · Score: 2

    English as you know it arose around Shakespeare's time and slightly after Chaucer's. That's why you can read the former and not quite the latter.

    Before that, it was basically a dialect of Old German.

    English is a Germanic language with many (> 40%) expressions and words borrowed from other languages (mainly Latin-derived ones).

    People (non-English speakers presumably) resist English so much mostly because it takes a lot of effort to learn a foreign language and in the learning process, you can't help but think that the grammer/vocabulary/etc. is totally weird and stupid. That was how I felt when I was learning French.

  7. Re:Why the disparity? by Alex+Pennace · · Score: 1

    Americans are damned arrogant and think the world should learn English to accommodate us, but we shouldn't need to do likewise.

    So are the French, but give the Americans credit: we are still a world superpower, and a large part of the developed world does speak English as a first or second language.

  8. Re:China! by Han+Hsin · · Score: 1

    Hmmm.. as Timothy's post says: Because the net is notoriously devoid of geographical places, the divisions are solely on the basis of interest and language... If the net does become a force in world language development (this is yet to be seen), perhaps you should reconsider your point. All it will take for Chinese to become a world language is enough Chinese speakers getting on the net. A second point: the figures for number of speakers of Chinese refer to how many people are native speakers of Mandarin, a northern dialect which has been used as a model for a standard language called Putonghua. In fact, virtually every Chinese citizen, except for remote border areas such as Tibet, can speak Putonghua, which puts the number of Putonghua speakers at over a billion.

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  9. Internet language Will Not Be English. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    No. It won't be the English language at all.

    According to USIC (United States Internet Council)
    Native English speakers amongst to about 5% of the
    world's population.

    Don't forget Asia, South America, Europe have a
    much bigger population than the US and the U.K. combined.

    And Europe has already overtake the US in internet
    new users growth rate, and Asia is just starting.

    China alone has about 1.5 Billion population.
    Then, you have India, with a hugh population,
    and the most programmers on earth.

    Then, Taiwan, S. Korea, Japan, the S.E. Asia...

    So. Don't be surprise in a year or two. Most web sites
    and usenet are in languages other than English.

    - blowfish

    1. Re:Internet language Will Not Be English. by radja · · Score: 2

      while native english speakers are a minority, I still think english will become the defacto standard. what your first language is doesn't matter much, what does matter is how many people speak english as a first, second or third language.

      //rdj

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  10. Re:A view from DejaNews by hilltop · · Score: 1

    plus most people in those countries you have mentioned speak English quite well from my experience with them when visiting europe

  11. Re:China! by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

    What is the advantage of being able to sound out words if you don't understand what they mean?

    Because it's only one thing to learn (the meaning), rather than two things (the meaning and the idiogram).


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  12. Re:a point to ponder by uradu · · Score: 3

    > Oops...I forgot. Typos are a strictly English phenomenon...

    Firstly, that was just a quip taking adavantage of the poster's misspelling(s) given the nature of the topic. Secondly, I didn't mention English per se, but rather American.

    I find it absolutely amazing how true the stereotype of American's poor spelling is. All too often I can deduce the American origin of posters simply by the number and nature of spelling mistakes. While there is a good number of British, Australian, Kiwi, Indian and other English-speaking posters untouched by any sense of syntax, their numbers pale in comparison to their American counterparts, both in terms of quantity and scope.

    I am sick and tired of the old excuse of content over form. Apologizing for one's poor spelling skills in a written medium is akin to apologizing for showing up with a hammer at a fishing competition. It might possibly get you some fish, but who dare endure the process of shame and misery? Poor spelling distracts the reader and undermines the message.

  13. Re:"English" outdated by Luis+Casillas · · Score: 2
    While the spoken form of Norwegian doesn't sound a lot like English, the similarities in the written form are uncanny, far closer than French is.

    NOOO!!!

    Repeat with me this basic point from any Linguistics 101 course: the spoken form of a language is basic (save for dead languages or sign languages). The fact that the orthographies are similar can only prove this indirectly at best.

  14. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by Astastrafal · · Score: 1

    from what i've heard english is considered by many to be the hardest to learn as a foreign language

    Teehee... Hardest? Whatever. Of all the languages I've had to learn English is the simplest. Go try French and come back to tell me the results of your efforts. Pay particular attention to the overcomplicated-for-no-reason-at-all conjugation system, and the myriad of agreements all over the fscking place, and don't forget to take into account those dear exceptions. For the record neither of those two is my native tongue. People who think English is hard should go have a whirl around the world's languages. Their minds will likely be warped beyond repair, those poor fucks...

  15. Re:China! by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1
    Chinese, while a beautiful and subtle language suffers from being heavily dialectized.

    Puthongua (my speling might be out and in the west we call it mandarin) is currently the lingua franca of China. But a majority of chinese do not speak it and cannot understand it.

    English with its relatively simple tonal structure and easy to use (and type) alphabet might well become more common in china than the state dialect.

    But the empire long united must divide (ancient chinese proverb)

    So i wouldn't be betting on this horse in any event.

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  16. Re:Well... BASIC English by TeeWee · · Score: 1
    Ah, but Cantonese has all sorts of tones. Easier still is Bahasa Indonesia. No need for tenses etc, and also no rising, falling, high and low tones giving different meanings, as with Cantonese.

    But let's not get into a "my language is better than yours" debate.

    That was not my point, the post I was replying to claimed that English was really easy grammar wise. I was merely trying to say that English actually is quite a complex language to learn grammar wise and that this is no reason why English should be preferred as a global language above all other languages.

  17. Re:China! by fluxrad · · Score: 1

    heh. i think that would probably be why i said "hindi" - read my post again.

    BTW - Dialect != Language. There are a signifigant number of english dialects, french dialects, spanish dialects, etc. However, the language is still the same.


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  18. Why most Americans speak only one language by Some+guy+named+Chris · · Score: 1

    Americans generally speak only one language largely because of our geography. We live in a vast country with a single common language. Compare this to Europe, where countries are smaller, and cross border commerce and relationships are common.

    Imagine how different it would be if people in Georgia spoke Georianiese and people in Florida spoke Flordonian. We would, out of neccessity learn each others languages. European countries are by and large the size of our states here, and there is a diversity of official languages for each of those countries.

    So, it isn't laziness or arrogance that lends us to knowing only one language, any more than it is a sense of noble good will that Europeans know multiple languages. Both are products of need and circumstance.

  19. c++ by fjordboy · · Score: 1

    c++ is my global language.

    1. Re:c++ by Pheersum · · Score: 1

      the DeCSS code is just some arrays with hex numbers in them. You could put it in a piece of Java code and it would probably work just fine.

    2. Re:c++ by ibpooks · · Score: 1

      Actually, PERL is much friendlier on globals.

  20. Re:Why the disparity? by whovian · · Score: 1

    2. Americans are damned arrogant and think the world should learn English to accommodate us....

    I agree. Nothing is more embarrassing than to be abroad and in line behind a fellow American tourist at a museum/castle/etc. who ignorantly yet unrespectfully demands in a shrill voice, "WHEN IS THE ENGLISH TOUR?!?"

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  21. One thing to note... by Rusty+Foster · · Score: 1

    The articles are in *cough* English...
    use the fish, or maybe if can't read English anyway...
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  22. Re:China! by -brazil- · · Score: 1

    However, in India you actually have completely different languages, not just dialects.

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  23. Huh? by AntiTuX · · Score: 3

    I thought perl was the Global internet language. :)

    1. Re:Huh? by brucet · · Score: 1

      Though all the sounds are based on Polish, due to its creator.

      Anyway, it's utterly useless except as a curiosity. Spoken languages have never and probably will never be used because of ease of use. Though I suppose particular difficulty of learning could prohibit a language being adopted, like the difficulty of outsiders learning Asian tonal languages or the lack of a phonetic alphabet in Chinese.

      You speak the language you do primarily because it's what those around you use and secondarily for political reasons (look at the decline of German in Luxemberg and Belgium after WWII).

      -Bruce

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      #!/usr/bin/python

      if python == "global internet language":
      world.rejoice()

    3. Re:Huh? by takemiya · · Score: 1
      Like the alien said on one episode of "The Tick":

      "When we came to your planet, we taught ourselves all of your languages. Well, except for Esperanto; you could tell that one was going nowhere."

    4. Re:Huh? by robertli · · Score: 1

      Esperanto is easy to learn if you know one Anglo-Saxon language and one Romance language. Otherwise, it's just as hard as anything else.

      Fortunately, I know English and French so I was able to teach myself Esperanto in a week.

    5. Re:Huh? by PurpleBob · · Score: 2
      Esperanto has culture-specific idiosyncracies all over the place. Not only that, but it seems that the ease of learning it is all that Esperanto has going for it. If you want to learn something that could hypothetically be a "global language" (let's face it, there aren't a significant number of people who speak any constructed language), and that offers something new that other languages don't, check out Lojban.

      Lojban doesn't focus on being easy for certain people (as someone else said, people who know English and one romance language) to learn - it instead focuses on making it possible to express ideas without them being constrained by the language. Other design features are audio-visual isomorphism (if you hear something in Lojban, you know exactly how it would be written) and that the grammar is never ambiguous, and thus can be parsed by a computer. (Not to say that the computer understands it - AI isn't nearly far enough along for that to work in any human language.)
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    6. Re:Huh? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      That would be "Luxembourg" or "Luxemburg". As for your statement, it is not entirely true: German is still widely used here. Actually the public schools are required to teach both geman and french. Mostly in primary schools german is give priority because it it closer to the local language "Luxembourgisch". Later on in high school more priority is given in french.

      As for Belgium: there is still a whole province that is german-speaking. Belgium has three official languages: dutch, french and german.

      So decline? What decline?

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    7. Re:Huh? by alprazolam · · Score: 1

      nod i thought esperanto was the attempt at a global language. people don't like it though, even though its really easy to learn.

  24. Re:China! by fluxrad · · Score: 1

    true. but these are very subtle differences in the grand scheme of things, and they certainly don't go so far as to make US English and British English two different languages.

    the US word for dog: dog
    the BK word for dog: dog
    the French word for dog: Chien

    sure, we have different slang in the UK and the US. but you DO know what a condom is don't you? Unfortunately, my french wife doesn't and now i have 3 kids and a bad case of the clap.

    j/k.


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  25. Re:China! by robertli · · Score: 1

    Literate people in China can read both.

  26. 200 years of english dominance in decline by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I think we can agree that english is the defacto "international" language. This of course has nothing to do with the number of people who speak it as a mother tongue, but because the last 200 years of world history has had english speaking countries as the most powerful. The brits built a big frigging empire that spread english bullies all over the place, and created footholds where the americans could start selling stuff as the brits declined in power. Currently the bulk of economic power in the world is in the hands of english speaking nations ( 4 out of the 7 G7 nations are dominantly english speaking ), and what with the incredibly persistent sales of cheap american media everywhere, its no wonder its so popular.

    nobody's arguing that most of the world speaks english as a mother tongue, but everywhere in the world it is the #1 choice for a second language. I've realized this over the last few months as an english speaker in central europe.

    But I think we can see that as the international economy continues to develop, this power is going to shift dramatically. After all, one must cater to the consumer, which has currently been mostly english speakers who had the means to be serious consumers. But currently Chinese and Indian languages are the most popular. As these people become more and more able to buy the products that the corps. want to sell, you'll see more and more a shift towards them as the consumer of choice. As more and more of them get cable tv and internet access, you'll see more and more content appearing in Chinese and Sanskrit.

    Just a little prediction of my own, and good help the environment when 2 billion ppl are all clammoring for nikes and big macs.

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  27. BASIC English? by xonix7 · · Score: 1

    Umm, I could never get used to talking in LOOP's and IF's etc etc in a normal conversation :=)

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    1. Re:BASIC English? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      And line numbers and all the GOTOs, it would be impossible to carry on a conversation :)

      Finkployd

  28. Re:when in rome by shogun · · Score: 2

    So the French were always considered uneducated vulgates back then too? ;]

  29. English... by bmp · · Score: 1

    English ist de internazionale idioma, point.

  30. Re:Why the disparity? by brucet · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with that (aside from the shrill voice)? Undoubtedly the museum/castle/etc. does have an English tour, and the person working there probably knows enough English to answer your question.

    Among other things, English is the international language of tourism.

    -Bruce

  31. In that case... by Chainsaw · · Score: 1

    ...why not start posting on Slashdot in our native languages, like swedish or french? Ärligt talat så vore det ganska skoj att se fler kommentarer skrivna på svenska. Dessutom så kan vi häckla personerna på andra sidan pölen utan att de förstår alldeles för mycket av det vi skriver. ;-)

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    1. Re:In that case... by Moghedien · · Score: 1

      hihi, helt enig. hmm, hva med lokaliserte slashdot-versjoner? en norsk versjon, en svensk versjon... slashdot.no, slashdot.se etc.

      eller kanskje ikke. jeg skal holde kjeft nå.

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    2. Re:In that case... by Xavier · · Score: 1

      What about writing a bit in our own languages, just to see how many different languages are spoken by Slashdot readers ?

      Un peu de Français là comme ça. Curieux de voir combien de personnes vont écrire.

    3. Re:In that case... by Bake · · Score: 1

      Já, mér líst ansi vel á á hugmynd að sletta aðeins smá íslensku hér á SkástrikPunktur.

    4. Re:In that case... by afc · · Score: 1

      Talvez isso tornasse essa merda um pouco mais inteligente e interessante...
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  32. Re:what is english? by rve · · Score: 3

    English, Dutch and German were roughly the same language about 1000 years ago. English missionaries could travel along the north west coast of Europe trying to convert the heathens in their own language. In many ways English is a highly simplified version of German, with scandinavian, french and latin influences.

    Even though German, French, Italian and Russian are far more common as a first or second language inside europe, English evolved into the third language of choice, to replace latin and French for that purpose. In my view the advantages by far outweigh the disadvantages.
    The disadvantages are that since English is a living language, as opposed to Latin, native speakers have a strong advantage in education, and have less trouble getting their message accross to other people. (for example: Even though I am a scientist, an american intelligence test would probably classify me as a moron, because English doesn't come naturally to me, and my knowledge of the Anglo saxon cultural framework is limited)

    People don't hate 'English' as such, it is convenient to have a standard tool for communicating with people from other parts of the world.

    There is a lot of resistance against the attitude predominantly associated with anglo saxon culture (American- especially). It is a rare fusion of the Island mentality of the English, the evangelical attitude of the pilgrims and the empirial mindset usually found in superpowers (the Roman empire was a good example, so was the British empire, and so is the American empire now).

    Americans seem to assume by default that every sane human being would want to be an american deep down inside, and that people who don't are suspicious, enemies or freedom and security world wide. Other models of free societies are usually dismissed as primitive, contrived or indecisive. Even the posted article suggests that the USA is the only truly free society.

    Strong, often violent resistance against cola and hamburgers is often dismissed as religious fanaticism, anal retentive tendencies or downright jealousy, but the fact is that arabs really like being arabs, and they don't just pretend to, out of fear that Allah may otherwise strike them down. The French like being French, the Russians are proud of being Russian etc. I feel patronised and belittled when an American tourist asks me for directions in my city, and then corrects my grammar when I give them in his native language.

    We'd all get along a lot better if Americans (especially in politics and business) would stop viewing the world as made up of only two groups: flawed wannabe americans on one hand, and enemies of all that is good and holy on the other hand.

  33. Re:Why English IS the global language. by Capt.+Beyond · · Score: 1

    oh, no, no. I guess I just over looked it. And don't forget the USA continuing this imperialism. After the great American Native People's extinctions, we now do it more subtly. We hire other countries to be the thugs, so we can look prim and proper, to the congress people's sponsors (which is NOT the people).

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  34. immigrant Joke Time! by ch-chuck · · Score: 3

    Back in the olde days an immigrant came to the US who could speak no English except 'coffee doughnut'. Every day he went out for breakfast, lunch and dinner and all he could order was 'coffee doughnut'. He quickly got sick of this diet, and finally met with a fellow countryman who could speak his language. This friend taught him the word 'steak'. So next time he goes into a restaurant and when the waiter asked him what he wanted, the immigrant proudly says, 'Steak!'. The waiter askes, 'How would you like it, rare, medium or well done?'. The immigrant looks puzzled for a few seconds, and finally says, 'coffee doughnut'.

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  35. Fine for business, but what about Govt? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    A government service, like the welfare department, could very well have orders from the Govt that all cases should be handled in English. You want financial assistance, you gotta talk English. You want to get a job? ditto. Gotta go.

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  36. Re:what is english? by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 2
    English has a germanic kernel with lots of borrowings from other (mainly, but not limited to indo-european) languages. The germanic kernel comes from old dutch and english remained very close to dutch until the renaisance brought lots of Latin and some Greek into english. There were already a large amount of latinish words brought via french when the Normans (under Willem the Conqueror, a bunch of french speaking germanics!) invaded Angle-Land (England) in 1066. Under the British Empire many local words from the colonies were absorbed as well (I think pyjama came from India - someone correct me). The Angles (after whom English is named) were cousins of the Batavs (Netherlandic tribe) who crossed the English channel. At that time the Angles and Batavs spoke more or less the same language. (The Batavs are now called the Dutch. Why can't I chose to be the Batavs in Free-Civ?) Then the Saxons went to England and assimilated with the Angles (Hence "Anglo-Saxon"). Then came the Normans.

    This is only a rough guide, but more or less true.

    I hope someone finds this as interesting as I do.

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  37. Re:Well... BASIC English by Clubber+Lang · · Score: 1

    One only has to read an American paper to find out how ignorant many of their journalists are about culture in Europe, Canada, Asia, whatever...
    This kind of thing happens in every culture.

    It's completely unrealistic for me to expect your average American or European to be familiar with hockey at the microscopic level that most Canadians are. By the same token most people outside the states don't give a rat's behind about college football, and I know very few North Americans who get into soccer (football) the way Europeans and South Americans do.

    While different cultures are growing more and more similar these days, the fact is that many are still worlds apart.

    Along the same lines: "Never attribute to malice that which can satisfactorily be explained by incompetence" - Napoleon

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  38. Re:China! by legoboy · · Score: 1

    It's the supreme court, stupid.

    Conservatives protect rights. They'd protect freedom of expression, just as they protect the right to bear arms, and the right of an unborn fetus.

    Liberals, on the other hand, with their "censor music, tv, and movies", gun control, and pro-abortion stance... Remember just who is responsible for the DMCA, funding Colombia and sending helecopters for the War on Drugs (Vietnam started over nothing more), and the Communications Decency Act.

    The best part about having a conservative government is that the media questions what they do. Clinton/Gore got a free ride on the several billion to Colombia.

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  39. This might change... by Hitokage_Nishino · · Score: 1

    With the rapid(and fortunate) acceptance of Linux across the world... It becomes easier for countries other than america to construct their part of the internet.

    However, and correct me if I'm wrong on this, it is unfortunate that the Linux kernel(and everything else for that matter) only natively accepts 1 byte encoded european languages. For example, you cannot have a linux box completely in Japanese from boot. It's hard enough to contruct a box that'll work with japanese after starting X, much more the console, which does not support such 2 byte fonts natively.

    Yes, unicode is being implemented, but it's still more of an addon than anything else... and there still is a majority of documents and html pages in (referring to previous example)EUC and SJIS.

    Once you can boot and run linux completely in any language you want, then we'll see both a significant increase in Linux usage, and the fall of English as the dominant language on the internet.

  40. Re:China! by Goonie · · Score: 2
    And who's to say that "US English" and "British English" are really all that different?

    Written English is pretty similar across most of the native-English-speaking world. Spoken English varies considerably more. However, it's the cultural assumptions, more than the language itself, that can hamper communication between speakers of various Englishes (and even more so between native speakers and non-native speakers). To take a simple example, Americans, and particularly Californians, don't get deadpan humor - the art of saying obviously false, highly exaggerated, or outrageous things with a straight face. British humor is laden with it.

    When you say Chinese - are you speaking of Mandarin or Cantonese (i would assume Mandarin)?

    One point to keep in mind with Chinese is that Mandarian and Cantonese (as well as the other Chinese dialects) share a common written form. However, Taiwan uses the traditional Chinese characters, while mainland China uses a simplified version, and people familiar with only one cannot read the other, IIRC.

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  41. German, and ASCIII by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    If you work around computers, you simply HAVE TO learn english.

    Maybe in Czech Rep. What about Germany? I guess that Germany has a big enough market to produce enough learning material to be a proficient worker with just a little English.

    On the other hand, German-language computer talk seems to have lots of Capitalized English Words.

    there are no special symbols, special characters, just all the basic latin characters and thats it.

    Depending on the definition. Romans need no w and mixed v and u, and i and j. And having q,w,y,x,j,c and z in the same character set, points heavily to it being the American SCII.
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    1. Re:German, and ASCIII by gotan · · Score: 2

      I guess that Germany has a big enough market to produce enough learning material to be a proficient worker with just a little English.

      While there is a big market and also lots of documentation available, and also a lot of software is translated (There are german versions of most MS Products, Linux ... you name it), most germans learn english as their first foreign language anyway. And while much is translated there's always some tools that come only with an english manual or with a german manual that is translated so badly, that you have to go looking for the english version (when i get the choice of reading the english or german part of the manual i usually go for english).
      Also a few years ago the situation was quite different, german 'man' pages in UNIX where unheard of, so if you wanted to use UNIX for more than reading email you had to deal with english texts.
      Then there is the fact that the translated versions (of books and software) often lag behind the english versions, while some books/software arent translated at all, so if you want to keep up with the edge of technology you can only do so by reading english texts.
      Also with the english language you simply reach a bigger part of the "internet community", be it usenets, information searches, discussion groups, chats, whatever. So when i enter a chat where i can't assume all participants to speak german i go with english.

      Well, being a student i surely don't qualify as representative of all, or even most, germans, but i assume, that many of them made the experience that something they wanted to know or take part in is only available in english, or is simply better/more informative in english and so they started digging up their school english.
      Also since many are now confronted with the internet already as kids, the effect on the next generation will probably be even stronger.

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  42. Re:Why the disparity? by twinpot · · Score: 1

    Certainly wouldn't happen in Belgium now, as most people there speak at least three languages, English being one of them. I read somewhere that they have the highest number of people that speak 4 (or more) languages (French, Dutch/Flemish, English and German).

  43. Re:a point to ponder by potcrackpot · · Score: 1
    Maybe this is because the U.K. only has a population of around 60 million? I don't know what the population of the U.S. is, but what are the relative percentages? It is probably inaccurate to say that internet access is better in America. Then again, maybe I'm wrong :-)

    Yes, yes, I know, off-topic...

  44. Re:China! by brucet · · Score: 1


    I don't think the native speakers of any language have a hard time learning to speak the language and if they study it in school, they'll be able to read it.

    But for non-native speakers trying to learn the language, a phonetic alphabet has definite advantages over a character set. I can teach myself spoken Spanish vocabulary by reading a Spanish newspaper. Or if someone says something and I can't reproduce it properly, I can ask the person to write it down.

    And for people like me who are learn more easily with visual cues, there is no alternative to oral learning in a character set language.

    It's a lesser problem in languages which have inconsistent transliterations (like English unfortunately) or incomplete ones like Arabic or Hebrew (I think) which don't write vowels.

    -Bruce

  45. Rule, Britannia! by NetHead_OKC · · Score: 2

    Of course English is a standard language throughout the world; one-quarter of the Earth's population was a subject of the British Empire at its height, with another 1/4 having been former subjects.

    Those lucky Britons just happened to influence a large portion of the world's population right before the world went digital, thus, "Britannia rules the waves" once again... the waves of digital information that is. So, you can thank your local Englishman for more than just Monty Python or Fawlty Towers.

    1. Re:Rule, Britannia! by radja · · Score: 2

      I'm glad the US chose english over dutch. dutch is a beautiful language, and it would have been a sin if they had mangled dutch like they have english. ;)

      //rdj

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  46. Re:It ain't even the United States language. by b0z · · Score: 2
    The official language of any country is the language you use to communicate with the government.

    English is the default language, but I have seen forms and such in other languages. Spanish seems to be the next most predominant one where I live, so at the place where I had to go get my driver's license from, their signs were in both English and Spanish. I think that leaving out the official language from our laws makes it easier to deal with situations that sometimes occur in the U.S. I would imagine the U.S. government has forms for the most common languages, or at least translators working in their offices to help people that can't speak English to fill out the forms. Of course, they would also have to help with the amount of functionally illiterate people we have in the U.S. also

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  47. Re:China! by brucet · · Score: 1

    Transliteration is the wrong word. I don't know the right word for creating an alphabet from a spoken language.

    -Bruce

  48. BASIC English by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Churchill was an advocate of a restricted 500-word vocabulary English language

    From memory, "BASIC English" had 850 words plus proper nouns and some appendices. There was a Bible translated into it.

    Anohter problem was that merely restricting the number of words didn't work. E.g. instead of "to tolerate" you would use "to put up with". Is it easier for a foreigner to remember that idiom than a new word. Basic English had to recourse to lots of idioms.

    Anyway, variations of the theme of reduced vocabulary have been used as first steps to learning of the fully-bloated English language.
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  49. Re:Well... BASIC English by twinpot · · Score: 1

    Your comments on flexibility of grammer and pronunciation are quite accurate. One advantage English has is that one can make a complete hash of word order, use the wrong word in the wrong context, and mis-pronounce things and still be understood. French and Italian like the words in the right order, but there is some leeway with pronunciation, but the Dutch seem to be _very_ picky about pronunciation.

    However, a number of people who speak English well do seem to have trouble understanding the true "meaning" or sense of what is being said.

  50. Re:Well... BASIC English by Throw+Away+Account · · Score: 1

    Computer "literacy" in the Windows sense won't help.

    But all major programming languages are English-mathematics mixtures, and most of the language and API documentation is in English, and the result is that programmers tend to have some degree of proficiency in English by necessity. It's similar to Seaspeak and Airspeak, or English penetration in the sciences.

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  51. Re:China! by brucet · · Score: 1

    for years the Chinese people have been moving away from Mandarin and towards their local dialect

    Are you saying that fewer Chinese people speak Mandarin now than in the past? Nonsense! The Chinese government has done a very successful job of promoting the understanding of Mandarin in China. People may still speak their local dialects is everyday life, but the vast majority of the country understand Mandarin. And that's a *huge* difference to 50 years ago!

    -Bruce

  52. Relatively by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Esperanto is easy to learn if you know one Anglo-Saxon language and one Romance language. Otherwise, it's just as hard as anything else.

    Of course, for speakers of Hungarian, Finnish, Japanese or Farsi, it's harder than for you, but English is even harder. But they can be more motivated.
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  53. We should all be speaking lojban by JapBusinessmanInA2-2 · · Score: 1

    It's an artificial language used to talk to computers. http://www.logban.org

  54. Re:Not surprising by brucet · · Score: 1

    You're right, English is undoubtedly the international language right now. Nobody could dispute that. That doesn't mean that it will be forever.

    It came about mainly because of England's colonial success and America's economic might. But the British empire has crumbled completely, and nothing says that the US will be on top ecominically forever.

    If Latin America ever becomes an economic powerhouse, Spanish could certainly give English a run for its money, especially with its higher growth rate.

    However, I do doubt that a language is tied to a single country would ever become a world language. That rules out Chinese and Hindi. For multi-national languages with large numbers of speakers, you've got English, Spanish, Arabic, Swahili, Russian, any others?

    -Bruce

  55. Re:A constructed in between language by brucet · · Score: 1

    It's the way many machine translators work, unfortunately it's kind of a cheap shortcut.

    You end up with a double translation with is inevitably going to end up worse than a specific one-to-one translation.

    If you need any proof, try using a machine translator to translate something in English to any other language and back again. Es no bueno amigo! The fewer translations you make the less horrible the translation (but it will still be horrible anyway.)

    -Bruce

  56. Re:China! by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1
    And i was taught french in school (as are most canadians) but i can't string a sentence together to save my life now.

    I can't speak definitively, but in the 2 months i spent traversing china in late 96 the majority of english speakers i met expressed great difficulty in understanding Mandarin chinese.

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  57. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by iMMersE · · Score: 1

    The only problem is US English, which look less and less like English... and is more and more a combination of a few basic verbs and a word like in/out/off/on/over/under. Memorizing all the different meaning of those combinations is a problem to foreigners.

    I would have thought this would make it easier to pick things up - You learn what un/in/over/under etc mean, and then you learn the "few basic verbs" and you're well away.

    Actually thinking about it, "newspeak" from George Orwell's 1984 springs to mind ...

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  58. keyboards by brad3378 · · Score: 1

    The language isn't the only incompatibility.

    This summer I had an opportunity to visit several European countries. Every country I visited had the differently mapped keyboard. French Keyboards actually require you to hold the shift key just to type numbers!

    I couldn't even visit my own webpage because some European keyboards don't have a tilda key!

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  59. Friesish by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    English is just a corrupt form of Dutch.

    I think English is closer to Friesish (Frison, Frieslander?), the language of Friesland, spoken by the descendants of the Anglosaxons who didn't cross the sea.
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    1. Re:Friesish by elbisivni · · Score: 1

      That would be Friesian. I'm half Friesian (no, I don't have white markings, and I rarely say 'moo'). It is a language unlike any other in Europe. It doesn't have a particularly close relationship to Germanic tongues, nor Scandinavian ones, for that matter. And old English is closely related to Dutch rather than Friesian - I went to a school in the UK, and learning Chaucer was a breeze because it was so similar to Dutch (same holds for Afrikaans, which is just a bastardised and pretty old dialect of Dutch).

  60. Re:OCR of Asian languages is easy by iMMersE · · Score: 1

    #!/usr/bin/php
    <?
    $Uppers = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";
    $Lowers = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz";

    $TotalLetters = strlen($Uppers)+strlen($Lowers);

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  61. Re:missing the point by brucet · · Score: 1

    of course, you can read what I've written, and know that this is a horrible idea, but in the past 100 years, the english language(s) has metamorphed into so many different dialects that we may even put the chinese to shame. we have our share of slang and coloquialisms (sp?) too, and because the computer doesn't understand them, we are stupid for using them.

    I don't know about this. I suspect the rise in literacy has greatly helped stabilize the language. Editors of written works are quite consistent in grammer and usage and have had a huge influence on the spoken language. Even 50 years ago the misuse of the double negative ('I don't want no more.') was so ingrained in the spoken language that it wasn't ever expected to leave. Now the majority of the population believes that to be incorrect usage. That's not to imply that one way is better than the other, but to demonstrate the close in the difference between educated and uneducated speakers.

    Also the recent broadcast media have had a large impact on minimizing the difference in the way people speak or at least in increasing the understanding of the differences.

    I also think that the differences in say US versus British English are very overstated. Virtually anyone can make themselves understood by another English speaker with little difficulty. You think that spelling theater vs theatre or organize vs organise is a significant language difference? Compare that to difference between to Germany's German and Swiss German. Or to different parts of China whose dialects have little in common other than a shared written language.

    -Bruce

  62. Re:a point to ponder by uradu · · Score: 2

    > If you want to criticize something Americans are truly bad at, try geography.

    Ok, add that to poor spelling.

    > But if it's true, perhaps this is due the the wide access to the internet in America?

    What, Americans spell poorly because they have wider access to the Internet? Hmmm... Ok, ok, I know what you mean, but I can't second it. I've lived in Europe, Australia and the US, and my personal experience face to face with people parallels my online observations. The real problem in the US is that a lot of people don't really see poor spelling as a deficiency. In fact, some actually take pride in it, as if to prove their deep knowledge on a particular topic by not even being distracted by this triviality of spelling. In few other places ourside the US do people so freely admit that they are poor spellers. Most people I know in Germany for example would never volunteer that kind of information.

  63. Re:China! by Betcour · · Score: 1

    This is pretty true - French is the "other" official language of the UN, and it's pretty hard to work for the EU too if you don't speak French (or German for that matter). Besides, there are many more French words going in the US English than Spanish words (heck, it gives speakers a European distinctive class to use French words, while using Spanish ones just gives you a "I just crossed Rio Grande yesterday" style that isn't so chic ;)

  64. Re:Interesting point on English by brucet · · Score: 1

    In this way, it could be argued (not that I neccessarily am) that the computers/internet/web are partially responsible for the gradual degradation of English as a whole - because it encourages inhomogeneity in the use of both forms.

    Hmmm. I don't really buy it. Okay so now you unfortunately write color instead of colour, it's a minor spelling error in your country. Get a localized spell checker.

    Besides who says there's any real English standard to 'degrade'. English is a dynamic language, all we can demand is that the accepted standard move slow enough for us to keep up.

    Anyway, for me coding is a separate mode of thought from writing. Even though I'm coding SQL all day, when I'm asking someone to get something at the store I don't write:

    SELECT beer
    FROM microbrew_selections
    WHERE size = sixpack
    AND cost
    -Bruce

  65. Re:It ain't even the United States language. by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    My comments have nothing to do with free speech. Nor do I advocate requiring people to speak english to their families, friends and customers. You are right: We don't need an official language for all situations.

    What I advocate is requiring people to know enough english to do business with our government. If you can read a ballot written in english, then you don't deserve to vote. If you can't read a license application written in english, then you don't deserve the license. If you don't want to learn english, then we can continue to consider you a temporary visitor to our country. If you like our country and would like to stay, then we invite you to learn the local language and join us. Otherwise, thanks for the visit. Write us when you get home.
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  66. Re:English is just a corrupt form of Dutch by JurriAlt137n · · Score: 1

    Oranje boven? Oh, and by the way, if you're going to hail your (our :-) Queen, you really should spell Koningin correctly. Royalty is easily insulted.

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  67. Re:"English" outdated by AntiBasic · · Score: 1

    Your understanding of history must be non-existant then.

  68. Re:It ain't even the United States language. by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    ...other than give racists another tool to bludgeon thier enemies of choice with.

    Only a racist thinks language and race are tied together in some way.
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  69. Re:China! by JurriAlt137n · · Score: 1

    What motivation will people who already do business in English have to spend months learning Chinese?

    The fact that if you as a foreigner have gone through all of the trouble of learning the language, that this might very well earn you the respect to do business in a slightly more beneficial way when dealing with Chinese people? It is an up and coming industrial country, and many people predict that it will become one of the biggest industrial partners somewhere within the next 10/20 years.

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  70. Re:a point to ponder by brucet · · Score: 1

    I've never noticed this. But if it's true, perhaps this is due the the wide access to the internet in America? In most countries, internet access is much more expensive and usage is far lower, most people with access being fairly well educated.

    From http://cyberatlas.internet.com/, the US 43% of the world's internet users with 135.7 million, the UK has 17.9 million.

    If you want to criticize something Americans are truly bad at, try geography.

    -Bruce

  71. Re:Official Religion by Mononoke · · Score: 2
    Christianity is the official religion of USA, isn't it?

    You'd think so, the way christians continue to add their doctrine to the original documents and history of the USA.

    (Example 1: The Pledge of Allegiance never included the line 'under god' until recently. Fortunately it's easy to leave out.)


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  72. Re:english as a global language in one word: by brucet · · Score: 1

    Un autre: maintenant!

  73. Re:China! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    I usually dismiss it because they use ideograms rather than an alphabet. I understand the cultural significance (not to mention the artistic aspects), but they really need to just bite the bullet. Alphabets are just a better method.
    Actually, no. Ideograms are FAR better than alphabets, because alphabets, being phonetic, restrict the representation into ONE spoken language, whereas idograms being (drum roll....) ideograms, convey IDEAS and CONCEPTS into more than one (spoken) language. So written chinese ideograms are pretty well understood by people who won't dig mandarin chinese...

    And, even though I am not a computer-linguist, I suspect that ideograms would be easier to handle in a AI environment...

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  74. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by Betcour · · Score: 1

    English is by far the easiest language to learn (Esperanto aside ;). The only problem is US English, which look less and less like English... and is more and more a combination of a few basic verbs and a word like in/out/off/on/over/under. Memorizing all the different meaning of those combinations is a problem to foreigners.

  75. Re:China! by nihilogos · · Score: 1

    Spelling, for example, varies between the two different "dialects" of English. We use "Colour" - US people use "Color" etc. (This can be frustrating when you're using a US produced piece of software that refuses to supply a UK English dictionary).

    Yeah god damn it! And w3c could at least allow us to write <centre>. Bastards.

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  76. Re:Torak- by brucet · · Score: 1

    Exsqueeze me?


    UK...........59.5
    Ireland.......3.8
    Canada.......31.3
    Australia....19.1
    New.Zealand...3.8
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    .............86.2

    US..........275.6


    Are there any other native English countries I'm forgetting? Maybe a few, but not enough to make up for the 189.4 million difference. Besides Canada's halfway in between anyway.

    As for people learning it as a second language, I don't think you can say that they learn it specifically British or American. The spellings tend to be British but the pronunciations are much closer to American, especially in Holland and Scandanavia. A popular theory is that it's due to their large exposure to American movies and television. (though former British colonies do have more of a British bent.)

    -Bruce

  77. Re:a point to ponder by afc · · Score: 1
    You're actually glossing over a point that makes your argumentation not 100% kosher, Uwe: English presents much more difficulty, spelling-wise, than German, Spanish or any other European language I'm familiar with. Notice that I pointed out (on purpose) two languages in which spelling inconsistencies are very rare, if existent at all. That, as we all know, is not the case with English.

    And in defence of Americans, I have to say that I found a great many poor spellers amongst Brits and Aussies as well. The fact is, people who learn English as a second language (as is my case, and I presume yours) tend to spell better than native speakers precisely because they learn to write English in parellel to learning to speak it.
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  78. Re:China! by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    LOL - that's a good one !

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  79. Re:Some international internet statistics by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    Well slap me in an oven and call me a poppyseed bagel! if that don't just beat all.

    I see what you mean, although it might not be actually a straight correspondance, there's probably a higher percentage who have / use computers and don't also have internet access. I know that in N.A. at this point it seems like having a computer and not having the internet is sort of a paradox, but even throughout most of europe, the internet is only just now starting to get the kind of attention it did in N.A. around '97. but I take your point.
    I thought you were talking about something else originally.


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  80. Luxembourgisch? by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Isn't the spelling Letzeburgisch? Seriously!
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    1. Re:Luxembourgisch? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      I think "Letzeburgisch" would be the best textual representation of how it is pronounced, yes. I'm still batteling with myself how to best bring it over by text because it is more pronounced like "letze-bu-ish" (you don't hear the "r"), but it looks so silly if you write it that way.

      I shoudn't have used "Luxembourgisch" in my original post, you are entirely right.
      For the record: I do speak Letzeburgisch along with some other languages. You are probably dutch, considering your nick that is very close to Hyronimus Bosch a dutch poet. Right guess?

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  81. Isn't UNL (It was a Slashdot story) supposed to be that machine interlanguage?
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  82. Bilingual by h0tr0d · · Score: 1

    Yo quiero Taco Bell(tm)

  83. Re:Not surprising by iMMersE · · Score: 1

    I would guess that your typical Japanese person retains about as much English from school as a typical American retains from a few years of high school French. (Not much.)

    I wouldn't say that is true. I imagine that there is a lot of English speaking on the TV, well, certainly more that French speaking on US TV, so I think the retention of English for Japanese people would be higher.

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  84. Re:Well... BASIC English by dublin · · Score: 2

    There's really no ned to do it formally, as was hinted at above, it's been done informally for years. "Broken English" is spoken pretty much wolrdwide, and one of the reasons why I, like most other Americans, never learned another language - it's really just not all that necessary.

    Whether you like it or not, the informal subset of English often called broken English is indeed the current lingua franca in most parts of the world...

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  85. Re:China! by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

    My turn to play...

    US for weekend : weekend
    UK for weekend : weekend
    French for weekend : weekend.

    US for condom : condom
    UK for condom : condom
    French for condom : condom

    Oh look! By your argument, UK English,m US English and French are not different languages!

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  86. Re:Why the disparity? by finkployd · · Score: 2

    I can understand U-571, but the Patriot? Come on, that was pretty factually correct (with a few "story enhancing" parts thrown in, nothing major). After all, history is nothing if not a point of view (had the Nazi's won the war, our history books would have viewed the events leading up to the war in a completly different light). We decided we had it with Britain taxing us and imposing it's will on us, we decided we wanted to be independant, and they didn't take it well. War ensued and we won, thus creating a country. Sure we are going to view them as the bad guys and us as the hero's in that war.

    I also find it amusing that you would judge an entire popultion based on a few tourists you have seen. I could make the same racial connection by saying Japenese are all rude and impatiant because plenty of the tourists I've seen constantly cut in lines and ignore similar protocols.

    Finkployd

  87. Re:Interesting point on English by Why+Should+I · · Score: 1

    I agree with you on the point of separate modes of thought, but that still doesn't mean that it doesn't confuse the programmer who writes in a different mode of english than he prgrams (should that be programmes or programs) in.

    By the way I use a localised spell checker, but how does that help me? I'm from Australia and I actually spell colour like colour. But when I write html I gotta use color. I don't use the M$ autocorrect cause it's usually not (correct) and I hate having to wait for the spell check to go through a 30 page design spec after it's done. Still I suppose it's gotta be done.


    I never actually thought about English as being a dynamic language, because as you said it changes slow enough for us to keep up with. A very valid point though.

  88. Commands by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    i dont think ive seen a spanish or french command yet!

    You don't know QueSO (from "Qué Sistema Operativo"), a tool for finding what operating system is running just by sending non-standard packets to the machine.

    And 'email' is a French word.

    And haven't you used a "neko" (JP "cat"), one of those cats running on your screen?
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  89. Re:China! by reminor · · Score: 1

    Sorry to interrupt and ruin your argument, but French for condom is not condom. It is either Préservatif (standard French) or Capote (colloquial). Condom is a city in the southwest of France. Rémi

  90. Lojban by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Pity humans can't speak it fluently.
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  91. Re:"Official" language doesn't tell whole story by dadragon · · Score: 1
    Some would say that significant portions of *the US* don't speak English as a first, or second, language.

    True, true. The difference is even more apparent in Canada, where there is an entire province who's only official language is French. There are even quite a few German, Ukranian, and Russian towns along with the French. I mean complete villages where both commerece and living are conducted in those languages.

    In Saskatoon, my English city in Saskatchewan, there is a school for people who speak only French. They do, however learn English in school, but everything else is learned in French.

    It's amazing, even in the middle of English Canada it is a very big advantage to be able to speak French, German, and Ukraninan (in that order). I can live, work and go to school in English and French. I don't think either English or French are going away anytime soon.
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  92. China! by Sleepy · · Score: 4

    Face it, "English" really means US English.

    Westerners (I am one) typically base world languages against their own personal experience. That is, English to be #1, Spanish is #2, and French is a quaint but dying language (grin)

    I would not be totally surprised if China someday unseats the US as a world power, and having totally devestated their own country's ecology, they look to Sibera, Alaska, northern India and Russia for land to rape and "resettle".... like they are doing to Mongolia and Tibet.

    Chinese as a world language is usually dismissed on the bases that the concentration of speakers is localized - but what if they weren't? We're talking about over 1/4 of the world's people under the thumb of a dictatorship always looking to distract their people. As the population gets on the net and becomes dissatisfied, one could speculate that a nice diversionary war would fan the flames of nationalism (remember the near-riots after the US bombed the Chinese embesy in Yugoslavia?).

    More accurately, English is the world's BUSINESS language. I don't expect that to change in the next few hundred years however...

    1. Re:China! by neuneu · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but the French word for condom: condom. BTW, condoms are for males, not for your wife, unless you are trying to tell us that she's an hermaphrodite, in that case I wouldn't brag about it, sicko.

    2. Re:China! by chrischow · · Score: 1

      no most ppl can handle both, the differences are not that great

    3. Re:China! by chrischow · · Score: 1

      a child reading a book but not understanding the words seems pretty pointless exercise to me

    4. Re:China! by chrischow · · Score: 1

      it is

    5. Re:China! by roju · · Score: 1

      In Canada, the feds tend to be liberals, and we don't have a DMCA, or a UCITA.. go figure, eh?

    6. Re:China! by Kaiwen · · Score: 3
      Taiwan (and Japan), both of which use Chinese characters, have near 100% literacy.

      Hmm, more or less true (not true, strictly speaking; especially amongst the older generation, there are large literacy gaps). But not perhaps for the reasons you're thinking.

      As a native speaker of both Chinese and English, and a product of both educational systems (I spent most of my teen years in the US, before my family relocated back to Taiwan, and had to play catch-up with my Taiwanese classmates as a result), I'd say the Taiwanese educational system places a much greater emphasis on written literacy, for the simple reason that written Chinese is harder to learn. It may be true that literacy rates are equivalent at comparable grade levels, but only because the Chinese student puts much greater effort into it.

      In Taiwan, young children are taught to read and write using bopomofo (aka the Taiwan Phonetic System), a phonetic representation for Mandarin which allows children to learn to read and write while they're working on proficiency in written Chinese. That proficiency (it takes a vocabularly of between 2000 and 2500 characters just to read a newspaper), on average, seems to come somewhat later for Chinese children than for Western children; so in the meanwhile, they rely on bopomofo.

      As for being able to input Chinese more quickly than English, this depends in large part on the input method being employed. There are several common methods available; I'd say the only one that is faster is handwriting recognition.

      You are correct about the "densities" of the languages. This is not true necessarily, however, simply because of the relative character densities, but also because Chinese tend to speak in shorter sentences, using more compact language. For example, where in English I would say "I have a question," the Chinese equivalent utterance would be simply, "have question".

      Take care,

      Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

    7. Re:China! by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wanna play again.

      US for "pavement" : "sidewalk"
      UK for "pavement" : "pavement"
      French for "pavement" : "pavemment".

      I guess that means that UK-English and French are not two different languages then, huh?

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    8. Re:China! by grappler · · Score: 2

      I'm glad that you've dissociated yourself from the power-hungry christian right, and I wish more conservatives shared your point of view.

      Free speech is most definitely a liberal concept. It is conservatives like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell who would like to impose censorship in the name of "family values".

      Now, the DMCA and stuff like that might be liberal, I don't know. I think of them as evil. However, I don't think Bush is any more likely than Gore to oppose things like that. He's just as firmly in the pocket of big business.

      Regarding censorship of material on the internet in the name of 'decency', I don't know how you could possibly characterize that as liberal. You can repeat nonsense, but it's still nonsense.

      A Gore supreme court will respect free speech, a Bush supreme court will go for "family values".


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    9. Re:China! by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      True story - David Jason (UK actor) was filming in a city in teh US for a US-based storyline for a series in which he was starring.

      At the end of the day, one of the film crew asked how he was, and he replied "I'm dying for a fag" and then wondered why they all kept giving him funny looks!

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    10. Re:China! by StrontiumDog · · Score: 1
      That's easily demonstrated as false. A 5 year old child can be taught to read just about any book (but not understand all the words, of course). Can a 5 year old chinese child read any chinese book?

      Clearly you have not been to an elementary school recently. Most 5 year olds have trouble reading easy words, let alone just about any book. Phonetic rules don't help either, because most languages, and especially English, are a mass of exceptions.

      "Cough, slough, through, plough, thought"

      Considering the fact that ./ers are presumably more intelligent than the average 5 year old, the fact that I regularly see words like "optomise", "rediculous", "flexable" means that even us hyperintelligent folk on ./ have trouble with spelling rules.

      Not to mention that Alphabets are much more flexible in accepting new words.

      I have no idea if this is true, but I wouldn't accept it on face value.

      Disclaimer: I am not a fan of ideographs, give me an alphabet any day.

    11. Re:China! by TeeWee · · Score: 1

      While English as the world's business language does make sense in some way, in Hong Kong there has been a notable shift in students from learning English to learning Mandarin after 1997.

      People there are realizing that being able to comminucate with mainland officials is essential to business in that area of the world, and communicating with mainland officials means being able to speak Mandarin.

      Mandarin is starting to present itself as an alternative to English for business in Asia and with all the world's focus on Asia, perhaps we don't need a global domination campaign by China before people start to realize that Chinese might become more important than English.

    12. Re:China! by corvi42 · · Score: 1

      Try being a canadian trying to install a canadian dictionary on a word processor ( not going to name names here *cough* MSWORD *cough*, excuse me ), only to discover that despite the fact that they give very clear instructions on how to install and set up the dictionary as default - the changes refuse to take.

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    13. Re:China! by corvi42 · · Score: 1

      UK meaning of "fag" : cigarette
      US meaning of "fag" : homosexual

      not the sort of mistake you want to make in new york to ask someone:
      "can I bum a fag off of you?"

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    14. Re:China! by fluxrad · · Score: 4

      US English is a little too encompasing for your purposes i would think. Are you talking southern US English? Californian english? New England English, etc? And who's to say that "US English" and "British English" are really all that different?

      In response to your post, I don't think chinese is going to become a global language for a couple of different reasons.

      1)When you say Chinese - are you speaking of Mandarin or Cantonese (i would assume Mandarin)?

      2)Before china unseats the US as THE super-power, it needs to go through the same time of issues as the old soviet union did. I honestly don't see a communist dictatorship moving into the big seat any time soon. Russia is a slightly different beast, and they were never really on par with the states....that was more of an assumption, as they sacrificed almost everything internally for things like sputnik and the nuclear arms race.

      I think one of the main reasons that people say chinese is going to become the main language of the world because it's the most spoken language in the world currently. Remember where most chinese speakers live...in China. The language is way too concentrated currently. Additionally, by that rational, Hindi has a high likelihood of becoming the global language as well. I find that idea laughable.

      Oh well, let's just pick a frickin' language and be done with it.


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    15. Re:China! by QuMa · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if it's US english or brittish english. They're just different dialects, Anyone who can understand one can understand the other, so you can use whichever one you want online. Personally I (try to) use brittish english, and that isn't any problem online. However, dutch would be significantly more tricky..

    16. Re:China! by legoboy · · Score: 2

      Sure thing, AC, though you'll never see the comment.

      Conservatives protect rights. Liberals take them away. Free speech, possession of guns, and the right to life of a fetus are all protected by conservatives, and being taken away by liberals.

      The previous poster was going on about how the coming selection of two justices to the Supreme Court means that nobody in their right mind should vote for Bush, as justices appointed by him would never uphold our rights. Simply put, he's got it backwards. Political correctness is a liberal concept.

      And, for what it's worth, this religious fuckwad is an athiest. I'm not sure quite how that meshes with your world view.

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    17. Re:China! by shilly · · Score: 1

      Hebrew and Arabic do have vowels; however, vowels are not used in most adult publications because the meaning (and sound) of words can be picked up from the context. This is a bugger when learning these languages as an adult (hayeled hazeh hoo ani)

    18. Re:China! by Poligraf · · Score: 1

      There is a problem though.

      Most of Chinese outside of tha mainland don't speak Mandarin. They speak different dialects thus making the penetration of Mandarin into Asia much harder.

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    19. Re:China! by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      When you say Chinese - are you speaking of Mandarin or Cantonese (i would assume Mandarin)?

      When you say Mandarin - are you speaking of Mandarin (Northern), Cantonese (Southern), Hakka, Fuchow (Eastern), Amoy-Swatow, Wu (Shanghai), or one of the eight or so smaller dialects scattered across the country, some of which are mutually unintelligible. Even within Chinese borders, linguistic variation is enormous. It's really the written language which keeps the country linguistically unified (and I doubt many non-Chinese want to bother learning that!).

      Lee Kai Wen - Taiwan, ROC

    20. Re:China! by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      ...China someday unseats the US as a world power...

      China is the next great world power, and always will be. How long has this been said, 500 years now?

      Chinese as a world language is usually dismissed on the bases that the concentration of speakers is localized [...]

      I usually dismiss it because they use ideograms rather than an alphabet. I understand the cultural significance (not to mention the artistic aspects), but they really need to just bite the bullet. Alphabets are just a better method.


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    21. Re:China! by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

      'And who's to say that "US English" and "British English" are really all that different?'

      I don't know if it's just the colour of the paycheques, or other more interesting things like the use of aluminium in bathrooms, cubic metres on their natural gas meter, or having a properly centred government. Or perhaps it's just that the US doesn't have the truly awesome doughnuts that the Canadian North does. :-)

      The point is, the US changed pronunciation and spelling 'to be different' back after they declared independance. Some of these losses of spelling differentiation are even completetly nonsensical -- like changing the spelling on SI unit names like 'metre' and 'litre' to be er, when the re versions are the accepted standard for metric unit naming in every other country in the world. Perhaps the US should modernize itself by switching to SI units, and changing some of the spelling to be closer to the international standard.
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    22. Re:China! by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      The expression, as I recall it when I was living in France was "You speak French like a Spanish cow." There was never any love lost between the French and the Spanish.

      Course, the same can be said for the French and the Germans, or the French and the English. Come to think of it, the French don't seem to get along with anyone they share a border with.

      Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

    23. Re:China! by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      Traditional or simplified?

      Good point. Since we're talking about the mainland, that'd be simplified. There are a few enclaves still using the traditional script -- Hong Kong, for example, or here in Taiwan, though most can still read the traditional script, even if they can't write it.

      Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

    24. Re:China! by Imran+Ghory · · Score: 1

      The 92 estimation of world population put China at 1/5th(0.21544) of the world population, since then China has had negative population growth so it's probably 1/6th by now. India it is estimated will surpass China within a few decades. Mandarin is the most spoken "first" language, German is the largest first language in Europe. French, Spanish and Arabic are also spoken widely, it's hard to say what will be the world language. The one thing we can say is that it's not going to be welsh :-)

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    25. Re:China! by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      The claim that learning Chinese characters is harder than learning an alphabet is false.

      That's easily demonstrated as false. A 5 year old child can be taught to read just about any book (but not understand all the words, of course). Can a 5 year old chinese child read any chinese book?

      Not to mention that Alphabets are much more flexible in accepting new words.


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    26. Re:China! by GunFodder · · Score: 1
      What motivation will people who already do business in English have to spend months learning Chinese? Look at where Japanese is. Japan has a huge economy that depends on world trade, but the usage of their language has lagged because Japanese cultural prejudice against anything non-Japanese prevents serious market penetration by foreign companies.

      China has always been very protective of their domestic industries, and I find it unlikely that they will become the dominant business language unless they open up more.

      And even if they do start to get out more I don't think they will become the dominant business language because, like the article says, people want to do business in their own language or one like it. While Chinese will probably compete with Hindi to dominate the Asian marketplace it won't seriously compete with the dominant languages of other regions.

    27. Re:China! by stevey · · Score: 1

      And who's to say that "US English" and "British English" are really all that different?

      LOL!

      Speaking as a British, (well Scottish ;), person .. the langauge itself is the same, but there are differences.

      Spelling, for example, varies between the two different "dialects" of English. We use "Colour" - US people use "Color" etc. (This can be frustrating when you're using a US produced piece of software that refuses to supply a UK English dictionary).

      Other minor differences include words which have strangely diffent meanings between the two places... eg. "Rubber" to me means an eraser - whereas an American would think of something else entirely...


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    28. Re:China! by QualityWithAKei · · Score: 1

      Little do you know, the central government in Beiijing has been trying to promote Mandarin (what the US think of Chinese) because for years the Chinese people have been moving away from Mandarin and towards their local dialect. In the big cities, most people speak their local dialect (if in Shanghai, Shanghainese, Beiijing, Beiijingese...etc.) and Mandarin, but as you move more into the country Mandarin becomes less prominent.

      Also, what you also don't know, is that a high percentage of Chinese people are ALREADY on the Internet. While most cannot afford computers, Internet Cafe's are everywhere and very cheap, even in terms of our money.

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    29. Re:China! by SETY · · Score: 1

      Try being Canadian when we are pretty much half and half. Some people use mostly British spellings and some use mostly American. I was taught both spellings for colour/color in school, but was told to use colour (because it was the Canadian way).
      Unfortunately since I usally use an American dictionary to spell-check I am getting assimilated....

    30. Re:China! by grappler · · Score: 2

      The party is more important than the man (we don't elect a dictator). Economic freedom is #1. Vote Republican.

      I think it's more important to have a judicial branch of government for the next half century that has some respect for the first amendment. Abortion may not be a hot button for you (it's not with me) but remember that the Communications Decency Act was struck down as a violation of free speech.

      If such a bill crops up again (and it will), I can't see a Bush-appointed justice going the way of freedom of expression.


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    31. Re:China! by ryusen · · Score: 1

      i can't say for taiwan, but from what i know about japan i think it's more likely their attitude about education rather than inherant pricipals of the language that promote high literacy... not to mention japan has 3 different character sets people must learn the promlem with chinese(written) i see is when importing foreign words there wont be a standard character set for each souns for quite a while... ask the japanese they went through this pain before katakana was standardised

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    32. Re:China! by robertli · · Score: 1

      You better hope not or else several big American cities will be "glowing in the dark nagasaki style" as well.

    33. Re:China! by spam-o-tron+mk1 · · Score: 1
      Beiijing, Beiijingese

      Uh.... Mandarin is the Beijing local dialect.

      but as you move more into the country Mandarin becomes less prominent.

      Yes, but even in Kashgar, about as far from Beijing's influence as you can get, most people can speak Mandarin. True, Uighur tends to be the primary language, but you can get by there if Mandarin's all you've got.

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  93. I'll learn it if I need it by bluGill · · Score: 2

    I'm an american. I took some German and spanish classes in college. Despite having enough spanish to be considered bi-lingual (ie I know all the grammer and enough vocabulary) I don't consider myself bi-lingual. Why is simple: I don't use it. If I was around spanish speakers every day I'd consider myself bi-lingual because I would have a use for spanish, and practice. However not having a reason to use it I don't.

    If there was a reason to use a different language I would. I've read web pages in danish, and french from time to time, and I have had no traning in either language (other then they look like german or spanish, respectivly. If I needed to I could (re)learn to communicate in any language. I have no doupt that my grammer and spelling would be poor, but I could get my point across, and in the end that is what counts.

  94. Re:(begs the question) != (demands question be ask by grappler · · Score: 2

    I am fully aware of this definition, as it applies to formal logic and debates.

    However, I am a firm believer in context.

    I would be embarassing myself if I said, in a debate, "you're begging the question!" in a situation where your definition would not apply.

    If I say this as a passing remark, not as a critique of another person's argument, it is not improper. The phrase can also mean "demands question be asked" in the proper context.

    Language is a living, breathing thing.


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  95. Aargh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's very nice, but won't somebody close the italic tag??

  96. Re:Not surprising by Betcour · · Score: 1

    However, I do doubt that a language is tied to a single country would ever become a world language. That rules out Chinese and Hindi. For multi-national languages with large numbers of speakers, you've got English, Spanish, Arabic, Swahili, Russian, any others?

    English and Spanish : sure - but French is about as big as Spanish (very spoken in Africa and in a few other countries all over the world).

    Swahili : big African language - but no influance outside of Africa, 0 economic influence and almost 0 cultural influence... doubtfull it could get big !

    Russian : declining economy, declining population (the Russian population shrinks by more than 1% every year), declining foreign influence : likely not a big internationnal language.

  97. Re:Well... BASIC English by Zulfiya · · Score: 2
    And finally, English is not an easy language to learn as you are suggesting. Surely, there are more difficult ones, but grammar's quite difficult, in particular the correct usage of the different tenses, that sort of things. For a really easy language grammar wise, try Cantonese. No need for tenses, no need for number (one cow, two cow, three cow), easy as hell.

    From what ESL classes I've worked with, it's fairly easy to learn enough English to get by, compared to many other languages. English grammar and syntax are pretty forgiving. However, it is a bit harder to learn advanced English (after all, native speakers have trouble with it) than many other languages.

    Since, for the purposes of internet communication, basic skills are usually enough, English will do.

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  98. Becoming multilingual by Gallowglass · · Score: 1
    One thing that is apparent from empiric evidence is that a pre-pubescent human can absorb a new language. But this ability to learn a language instinctively pretty well disappears after puberty hits.

    However, if a child has learned more than one language, then the ability to pick up new languages is retained to some extent after puberty.

    In other words, if you wish your children to be able to learn new languages, it is best to put them in an immersion class in another language, or get them a foreign nanny while they are still weans. (Sorry, "weans" isn't English, it's Scots for children. ;-)

    I get a bit exercised about this because as a Canadian, I should be bilingual. However when I was a youth, second language training didn't occur in Manitoba schools until grade 7. My French test scores described an almost perfect parabolic curve - downwards. I don't know why they did this. They also didn't teach anything in mathematics beyond simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division until grade 8. Then for the next four years algebra, geometry, triginometry, and something else that I cannot for the life of me remember (I think it had something to do with cosines.) was crammed into our poor heads, where it remained only long enough to struggle through the exams.

    I think the Dept. of Education (sic) thought children's brains would melt or something if they were overtaxed too soon.

    Sigh, sigh.

  99. Re:lEt as fIks INglIx! by mandolin · · Score: 1

    Yours is not the first suggestion in this vein.
    You ought to be amused by mark twain's 'plan for
    the improvement of english spelling' at

    http://www.skypoint.com/~camilian/humor/TwainsNe wEnglish.shtml

    .. and possibly also his amusing critique of the german language at

    http://www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/awfgrmlg.htm l

  100. English == Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    The world domination of English looks very much like the way Microsoft owns the Earth. In the Microsoft world users are dumb and the software is dumber. Kinda like two non-native English speakers taking English.

    How about a world of Linux and Finish :-)

  101. Re:Not surprising by wirefarm · · Score: 1

    Here in Japan, English is taught in school starting quite early. But that doesn't mean that all of the students are fluent in English. The reality is that to get any kind of fluency, they have to enroll in external classes or do a homestay abroad.
    I would guess that your typical Japanese person retains about as much English from school as a typical American retains from a few years of high school French. (Not much.)
    Personally, I have no knack for learning languages, but being in a situation where I am forced to use Japanese to communicate, I am learning. That's how it is - If you want to learn a language, go to a place where they speak it and not English. You'll learn.

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  102. Re:Well... BASIC English by __donald_ball__ · · Score: 2

    There is several reasons why english spread so much, but I think one is really important. You can learn just 3000 words to be able to fully express yourself in most cases. Basic english is something that really helps this language to spread. When you count into it kind of easy grammar...

    if your assertion is correct, i wonder if it would be useful at all for someone to develop a formal basic english language subset so that native english speakers could explicitly restrict themselves to that subset when communicating to an international community - like an international open source project developers' mailing list. probably unnecessary, but perhaps useful as a stepping stone for a guided evolution towards a common global language.

  103. The Global Internet Language? by Ribo99 · · Score: 3

    h4w h4w h4w!
    1337 sp34k0r1ng 15 4LL j0 n33d, 5ux0r5!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!


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  104. More "AI" info by zurich31 · · Score: 1

    http://www.cnn.com/interactive/specials/9911/futur e.outlook/content/language/

  105. Re:when in rome by spyro · · Score: 1

    Which 'other continent' were you thinking of? Im in England, I believe a part of Europe? you might have heard of the place, its where English originated, not the US. Im not an 'other continenter', as you put it.

  106. But she misses their goal! by Fringe · · Score: 1
    The interesting thing about the article to me is not the question, "Is English the dominant language and will it continue to be?", but rather these statements...

    The Internet is capable of helping immigrants everywhere to remain proficient in their first language

    . People could use their computers that way (in English)But why would we want to do that?

    Ah yes, another Ivory Tower Artist worshipping diversity above all. Her viewpoint is essentially that people want to stay in their own language if they can, and that they inherently value their culture.

    I think she over-subscribes to her theory. If it was accurate, Baywatch and other American cultural icons would not have the impact they do. If she were right, the vast majority of immigrants would form enclaves and insist on speaking their native tongue, rather than attempting to assimilate quickly. (Granted, there are enclaves, but they are very much the minority.) Lastly, if they saw it her way, there would be no cross-cultural fertilization or information flow; instead, the whole world would be balkanized.

    When people hop on the web, it is for information, entertainment, or interaction. All of these are available (on the web) in greater quantity in English right now than in other languages. This is likely to be a self-supporting fact, as the creators of information and entertainment aim for the largest audience, which then becomes larger due to the material, etc. Very much like Windows vs. the Mac.

  107. Re:Well... BASIC English by catfood · · Score: 1
    if your assertion is correct, i wonder if it would be useful at all for someone to develop a formal basic english language subset so that native english speakers could explicitly restrict themselves to that subset when communicating to an international community

    It's been done. And it's called... Basic English.

  108. Re:English is the language of business by Conor · · Score: 1

    I'm an Irish astrophysicist working in France on a French /German project. The language of the collaboration is English, so all major meetings are in English. Here in France we all speak French at local meetings, even if there's a majority of native English speakers present. In Germany they speak English if there is even one native English speaker there. Cultural differences, I guess.

  109. American/British language differences...hehe by marcus · · Score: 1

    Consider the different meanings of pussy, fanny, bangs, and fringe.

    Combine this with such American phrases as "I need to trim my bangs" or "He put it in my fanny pack" and watch the expressions on the Brit's faces! Outrageous!

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  110. One problem: typing by festers · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried typing a language like Chinese/Japanese, etc? It's terribly difficult. That is probably the number one reason why Chinese will never become the main language of the internet.


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  111. Re:a point to ponder by brucet · · Score: 1

    UK has about 60 million people so they've got about 30% online.

    The US has about 275 million people, so they've got about 50% online.

    Plus, I don't have any statistics for this, but I've read that people in the US spend much more time online per user because we generally pay a flat fee of about $20/month or less for unlimited access.

    Cheers!
    -Bruce

  112. Re:"Official" language doesn't tell whole story by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    Does that mean that all or even a majority of the native population speaks it at all, let alone as a first language?

    Heh. No kidding. Some would say that significant portions of *the US* don't speak English as a first, or second, language.

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  113. Not surprising by sheckard · · Score: 3

    English is the unofficial language of the world anyway... how come students all around the globe learn English at a young age (when one is the most adept at learning a language), while many US students are lucky to get 2 or 3 years of a foreign language in high school (which, speaking from experience, is not enough to do anything useful).

    English is also the official language of air traffic control, so basically if you live in a non-English speaking country and want to be a commercial pilot, you must learn English. Of course, many pilots only learn enough useful English to communicate with ATC and nothing else, but that does say something.

    1. Re:Not surprising by N2UX · · Score: 1

      English is also a common language for maritime operations, amatuer (ham) radio operations, etc, etc, etc. Lets face it, whenever two people from different countries meet, if they don't happen to speak each other's language, they will probably communicate using good ol' english

    2. Re:Not surprising by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Did you actually read the article? Apparently less people than you think speak English, and the thrust of the article is that English won't be the global language, or at least not the version currently spoken.

    3. Re:Not surprising by 3prong · · Score: 1

      English is the language of RFCs (see this overview), and therefore is the language of technology protocols and standards. All else flows from that ;)

      From the RFC overview:
      Like the Internet itself, the IETF and the ISOC are international organizations with representation from all areas of the world. However, English is the primary language in which IETF business is conducted, and English is the official publication language for RFCs.

  114. Re:OCR of Asian languages is easy by Rocky · · Score: 1

    Christ, this is so wrong it isn't even funny.

    Japanese has three character classifications:

    Hiragana (for Native Words and inflections) and Katakana (for Foreign Words and emphasis) are syllabaries: they can be considered akin to alphabets.

    Kanji ARE Chinese characters, with all of the associated complications, including identificationa and dictionary complexities (radical tables, anyone?)

    Sheesh.

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  115. Re:Internet language I=S English by DiviN · · Score: 2

    I am stationed in Southeast Asia and can give you some first hand statistics:

    65% of all those Indians you mention, use English on a regular base - for example to talk to other Indians who happen to speak an entirely different native dialect
    [that's about 500'000'000 people]

    35% of Malaysians, Singaporeans and 50% of Filipinos speak English fluently
    [that's another 40,000,000]

    And that's not counting the upper crust and tech savy people in the Middle East, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, IndoChina, Indonesia, etc.

    Not to forget the poor Aussies and Kiwis who claim that their gibberish is of English origin as well.

    Overall, it seems that over 1,000,000,000 speak quite fluently one of various Englisg flavours, while another 500,000,000 have a basic understanding of the language.

    That certainly beats any other language. After all, even the 1.2 billion Chinese, while using almost identical alphabetical characters, speak one of 6 main Chinese languages/dialects and Mandarin [which is usually mistaken for *Chinese*]
    is only the 'official' language.
    Only about half of the population claims a reasonable command of *Mandarin*, which puts them in second place behind English.

  116. Re:what is english? by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    While I have no strong desire to turn France into America or make all French people into Americans, I still feel sorry for the French for wanting to be French. I presume the feeling was mutual. If it weren't, I wouldn't feel that way. :-)

    I also feel sorry for Somali women for wanting to be Somali women, though for a completely different reason. Female circumcision is a horribly barbaric practice.

  117. Non aux seinsiboires de blokes! by bbcat · · Score: 1

    I don't see English as becoming the only
    language on the net anytime soon.
    Lotsa languages are used on the net. It is not
    because english is used by people who don't
    speak each other's language to communicate with
    each other that English is likely replace those
    languages.
    French, Italian, Portuguese, Catalan and Spanish
    for instance are much more pleasant languages to
    use than english so it would be illogical to
    switch to english for everyday use.

    It sure would be a boring world if we all looked
    alike and spoke all the same language.

  118. Re:"English" outdated by AntiBasic · · Score: 1

    Actually he was a bastard. He was born out of wed-lock.

  119. [Way OT] USA *needs* an official language by Yekrats · · Score: 1
    [I apologize in advance about the off-topicness of this post.]

    I believe very strongly that people should be able to speak and use whatever language they want in their private lives. However, I feel that the government's business should be conducted in English, or perhaps English and a simple-to-learn middleware language like Esperanto. It's not cost-effective to do otherwise.

    Right now, the USA spends scads of money translating its forms and rules into other languages to cater to non-English speaking groups. Right now, Spanish and English get special treatment with the IRS. What about all the Japanese, Chinese, German, French, Russian, and Brazilian immigrants that must pay taxes? Is it fair to translate *just* to Spanish, and not offer the same documentation in other languages? When does it stop?

    It's simply not cost effective to cater to every language, and it's not fair to single out one or two non-English languages above others. So, I see the best solution is for the USA to conduct business in English and an alternate neutral simple-to-learn language. Besides, Esperanto is all about preserving people's native language, and using Esperanto as a common second language.

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  120. Well... BASIC English by aralin · · Score: 5

    I am natively speaking Czech/Slovak and my primary and secondary language are German and Russian, but you cannot help it. If you work around computers, you simply HAVE TO learn english. There is no way how to get around it. I have few friends that tried, but either they overcome incredible difficulties or they just gave up. But however english is my third foreign language, it soon became the one that I use most.

    There is several reasons why english spread so much, but I think one is really important. You can learn just 3000 words to be able to fully express yourself in most cases. Basic english is something that really helps this language to spread. When you count into it kind of easy grammar...

    And I especially like that there are no special symbols, special characters, just all the basic latin characters and thats it. Don't even talk about ease of computer recognition ...

    But what I think will move english forward is the fact that more and more 3rd world countries use english as their official language. And these countries are now stepping forward too...

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    1. Re:Well... BASIC English by TeeWee · · Score: 2

      A couple of points. I've gotten to know quite a lot Japanese and Korean people lately, and even when they possessed a good amount of computer literacy, it didn't guarantee competent English at all.

      Bridging software has been around for quite a while now, so Chinese/Japanese/Korean (etc) people are able to send stuff over in characters instead of the transcription in latin letters.

      Furthermore, the basic vocabulary needed to communicate in any language should be just about the same. The difference between English and any other language isn't that big.

      And finally, English is not an easy language to learn as you are suggesting. Surely, there are more difficult ones, but grammar's quite difficult, in particular the correct usage of the different tenses, that sort of things. For a really easy language grammar wise, try Cantonese. No need for tenses, no need for number (one cow, two cow, three cow), easy as hell.

    2. Re:Well... BASIC English by ibpooks · · Score: 1

      I really don't think we need to worry about foreigners learning correct English grammar when the VAST majority of natively born U.S. citizens have horrible grammar. Hell, just look at nearly any college term paper, website, chat session, even newspaper for that matter. I must say that most of the foreigners I know have much better grammar skills than (U.S.) Americans.

    3. Re:Well... BASIC English by afc · · Score: 1
      I think the point you (and so many others here, apparently) miss is that there is a huge difference in being able to read basic technical literature in a foreign language and being able to carry out a conversation (that is, on-th-fly, no dictionaries allowed, verbal communication) on sundry topics (most of them non-technical) in that same language.

      I'll grant you most of those Japanese and Koreans can read (and perhaps even write) technical docs. Chatting about their dietary preferences is quite another thing.
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    4. Re:Well... BASIC English by jrcamp · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      It's really quite sad though (those who speak English as their native language but can't use it as well as those who have English as their 2nd or 3rd language.)

      I must also say that I admire anybody who has learned our language. When I went to Germany this past summer, I was stunned at the number of people who could speak English just as well as any ordinary native English-speaking person could.

    5. Re:Well... BASIC English by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      Having travelled around quite a bit, and successfully bought meals/bus tickets etc in a variety of languages, I would make the following observations...

      A hundred or so words in the local language go a very long way. This is true in any language.

      It is not true, however, that all languages are equally easy in this regard.

      Some languages are much more forgiving of bad pronunciation and syntax than others. I'm not talking about "rude french waiter" syndrome here, I mean that in some languages, small errors in syntax or pronunciation can cause the other party to genuinely misunderstand, or have no idea what you're saying.

      English, because of it's origin as a creole of Saxon/Anglian/Danish/French/whatever is inherently quite forgiving of the kind of mangling that new learners are prone to.

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    6. Re:Well... BASIC English by cymen · · Score: 1

      Americans are not the only ones with bad grammar in their native language. Go learn German and then ask a German speaker about basic grammar. I think you'll be surprised how little they know about their own language. Is it very surprising when a vast number of cultures come together a shared language suffers? Europeans are very fond of critizing Americans - if they received the same amount of critism in return they'd be in an uproar. One only has to read a European paper to see how ignorant many of their journalists are about culture in the USA (the London Times is a good example).

    7. Re:Well... BASIC English by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1
      For a really easy language grammar wise, try Cantonese

      Ah, but Cantonese has all sorts of tones. Easier still is Bahasa Indonesia. No need for tenses etc, and also no rising, falling, high and low tones giving different meanings, as with Cantonese.

      But let's not get into a "my language is better than yours" debate. /. has enough "my OS is better than yours", "my Desktop is better than yours", etc.
      I guess I should change my sig to avoid sounding like a hypocrite. Nahhh, they know it's tongue in cheek.

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  121. Re:Why the disparity? by Betcour · · Score: 1

    "The Patriot" depicts Americans as nice, humane, honest, freedom loving, etc... people, while the UK soldiers are supposed to be ultra-evil, bent on terror and destruction, fachist peoples. In the movie, UK soldiers commit the worst more abominable crimes.

    Of course this wasn't like that : there were an equal number of good and bad people on both sides, and the war was mildly violent for the time. There were innocents killed on both side, but civilians were not specifically targeted. Of course, "heroes" going to war to have a tax break from the Queen doesn't sound half as good, but reality is reality.

    Another thing : in the movie, UK soldiers burn women and children in a church. Such a thing never happened during the civil war (it only happened once in France in 1944, when the SS took vengeance over a vilage and killed everybody this way).

    We all know the American public doesn't learn history in books, so what will they think once they see the movie ? The average American is arrogant enough like this with his country, without the need of movies bending history to reinforce this feeling.

  122. Re:Brittish English by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

    There is no such entity as "British English". Brits use International English, which is what Canada, Australia, et al use.
    Americans use American English.
    European non-english speakers learn international English because most people speak it.

    Also, learn to spell "British". Its not a difficult word to remember - I'm sure you'd be mildly irritated if I started calling you "Ammerican".

  123. Re:"English" outdated by iMMersE · · Score: 1

    It wasn't modded down - Anonymous Coward postings are given score:0

    I made exactly the same error as you a couple of weeks ago ...

    .iMMersE

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  124. a point to ponder by fjordboy · · Score: 1

    I was looking over some statistics the other day, in some magazine, and it said that percentage of Americans that new more than one language fluently was extrememely low, in fact, anyone with English as their native language generally doesn't learn another language very well. But, a huge percentage of people that do not speak english as their native languag end up learning it anyway. Maybe this is a clue that people that know english don't need another language, and people that did not know english originally were forced to learn it to live in the real world. I think that is proof in itself that English is definitely the global language.

    What is really funny is how Great Britain and the US are seperated by a common language. I had the pleasure of spending a summer with some people from London, and a lot of the time was spent laughing at some of the things that Americans use commonly and yet are horrendous to say in England. For instance, frolicing in the meadows is innapropriate for younger audiences in England.

    1. Re:a point to ponder by uradu · · Score: 2

      > As for Americans being "losers" becasue so few of us know foriegn languages

      Whoa, matey, you're seriously debasing the meaning of my original post. I never meant to imply any kind of American intellectual inferiority or them being "losers" in any way. I'm married to one, and I have plenty of intelligent friends and acquaintances to know better. I am simply opposed to this contemptuous attitude towards spelling in this country. It's almost like a class war, where poor spellers ridicule people with any pretense of syntax and grammar as being small minded and petty. All I'm saying is, the first step towards recovery is admitting that you have a problem. Of course, if recovery isn't the goal, that matters little...

    2. Re:a point to ponder by uradu · · Score: 2

      > English presents much more difficulty, spelling-wise, than German, Spanish
      > or any other European language

      That's only partly correct, I believe. The difficulties are simply of a different nature. Where in English most words consist of just one or two syllables and very different words often differ by just one or two letters, German for example abounds with long words--in particular compounds--and you simply have to remember more letters. Besides, for each word you spell right you often miss the gender of some inanimate object. So the problem shifts from syntax to grammar. In fact I dare say it's a bigger problem than spelling in English, because only a non-native speaker will EVER get the gender wrong. It's quite unfair really to people that speak German very well as a second language and even have a good accent. All it takes is a little slip-up in the gender of a noun, and they're exposed for the fraud they are :-)

      I fully agree with your second point that learners of a second language often develop a more careful control of that language because of the very mechanics of learning it. When they first learn the homonyms "then" and "than" they often get them wrong at first until the difference gets ingrained in their mind and they become acutely aware of it. That's why I think that mastery of a second language is very important for everyone, since it also leads to a better understanding of one's own language.

      On the other hand I believe reading makes a huge difference in spelling. People that read a lot, in particular books rather than magazines, tend to have a better grasp of the language. I believe books are better in that respect because their authors tend to have higher linguistic aspirations than your average Newsweek reporter and present the reader with much more ambitious sentence constructs and word choices. Over time this burns certain idioms and word combinations into your mind and makes you pause when you see them misused.

    3. Re:a point to ponder by lgas · · Score: 1

      If you get to the emergency room quickly they might still be able to get that huge pole out of your ass. Lighten up, who gives a damn about spelling? I'm not writing a book, for Christ's sake.

    4. Re:a point to ponder by fjordboy · · Score: 1

      my bad...i think it is spelled frolicking....not frolicing...i dunno though...

    5. Re:a point to ponder by uradu · · Score: 4

      > and it said that percentage of Americans that new more
      > than one language fluently was extrememely low

      And the percentage of Americans that could spell their native language was even lower.

    6. Re:a point to ponder by afc · · Score: 1
      This thread is dead and gone now, but I'll reply just in case you're tracking it, and because I think my points weren't expressed very clearly.

      What I meant by English "presenting more difficulty, spelling-wise" is that in English there are a number of spelling inconsistencies (which are historically explainable) that you won't find (in the same degree and in a comparable number) in other languages. To wit: count the ways that the combination "ough" is pronounced in English. Now imagine that you come upon the word 'trough' (not through) in written form, and suppose this word is new to you: would you have any clue as to how it is pronounced? Conversely, had you heard it in casual conversation (unlikely, but...), would you bet how it is spelled? In German and in Spanish, either way would be pretty much straight-forward. "Ei" and "eu" are always pronounced the same way in German (as far as I recall, mein Deutsch ist ein wenig rostig), ditto for "ch" and "ll" in Español. French is somewhat more picky, but it is no competition for good' ol English.

      Notice I was speaking about spelling only. Grammar is a totally different animal, and you'll see speakers of all languages commiting atrocities against their mother languages (specially those of a mathematical/technical bent), more so than English speakers, which are helped by a much simpler grammatical structure.

      Other than that, it's like the old saying: different strokes for different folks. Some people have a better eye for spotting spelling mistakes (embedded spell checker?) others don't. Makes for an interesting subject on the study of the workings of the human brain.

      And you're right about gender in German: I used to make a complete fool of myself trying to get around it, so I'd just give up and happily mangle declensions as I saw fit :-)
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    7. Re:a point to ponder by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

      I am sick and tired of the old excuse of content over form. Apologizing for one's poor spelling skills in a written medium is akin to apologizing for showing up with a hammer at a fishing competition. It might possibly get you some fish, but who dare endure the process of shame and misery? Poor spelling distracts the reader and undermines the message.
      I could not agree more; I was simply pointing out that the mistake made by the poster in question (quote below) was most likely a result of merely being in a bit too much of a hurry. While (whilst?) not being a "typo" in the strictest sense of the word, it was nonetheless easily decipherable ("new" versus "knew").
      For what it's worth, there's not a day that goes by that I don't see the local major metropolitan newspaper substitute "to" for "too," or "you" for "your." Spelling checkers are the bane of those with proper grammatical leanings.
      >> and it said that percentage of Americans that new more than one language fluently was extrememely low
      > And the percentage of Americans that could spell their native language was even lower.


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    8. Re:a point to ponder by fjordboy · · Score: 1

      sorry...that post was riddled with typos. Spelling is not exactly something i do well..i have been spoiled with MS Word and spell check. :)

    9. Re:a point to ponder by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Lighten up, who gives a damn about spelling?

      Q.e.d., I rest my case.

    10. Re:a point to ponder by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

      And the percentage of Americans that could spell their native language was even lower.
      Oops...I forgot. Typos are a strictly English phenomenon...


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  125. Re:English is just a corrupt form of Dutch by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's usually spelt Koningin but my dear Papa informs me that in the phrase Leve de Konigin it is spelt differently.

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  126. Re:Brittish English by iMMersE · · Score: 1

    Not as annoyed as if you'd called him "Canadian", I'm sure!

    .iMMersE

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  127. english as a global language in one word: by imr · · Score: 1

    jamais.

  128. Re:Why the disparity? by finkployd · · Score: 2

    Of course this wasn't like that : there were an equal number of good and bad people on both sides, and the war was mildly violent for the time. There were innocents killed on both side, but civilians were not specifically targeted.

    While I'm not going to argue that the movie was slanted (and I'd have nothing against England producing a movie that told their story), there were civilians targeted. One could argue that the reason the war esculated was the actions of the British. Keep in mind that most DIDN'T want to break with England at the time, the heavy handedness of the British army killing protestors is what changed many minds.

    Another thing : in the movie, UK soldiers burn women and children in a church. Such a thing never happened during the civil war (it only happened once in France in 1944, when the SS took vengeance over a vilage and killed everybody this way)

    Such a thing DID happen during the civil war, but we are talking about the Revolutionary War (a simple mistake, I know what you meant). I honestly don't know if that happened during the war or not. We certainly didn't have the reporting capabilities we have now, so if it did it did happen we wouldn't even necessarily know.

    We all know the American public doesn't learn history in books, so what will they think once they see the movie ?

    As I've said to others in this article, the generalizations of Americans being stupid and arrogant is the same as me saying all Mexicans are dirty, all Japanese shifty, and all Jews greedy. Perhaps you should get your opinions of a population from a source other than movies and the occational ignorant tourist.

    Finkployd

  129. English is the language of business by Yousef · · Score: 1

    I recently spent a year working in Holland, and am now working in Germany. In both places the language of business has been English.
    The German company is strange in that I'm the only person of English extraction that works here! Everyone else is predominantly German, with few other "foriegners".
    Everyone speaks and communicates in English. All documents are written in English (with the odd grammatical error, but it's still better than my German!). All code is commented in English!
    And this seems to be the norm in both Holland, and Germany.
    I'm just wondering if this only takes place in the IT industry or has anybody noticed this in other industries?

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  130. when in rome by fluxrad · · Score: 5

    To be perfectly honest, i think that we're only going to go so far without a global language. As sad as it is for some "other-continenters" to face, english is just slipping into that role. You can argue about how this came about, but it's probably going to continue that way untill the US is no longer the #1 power in the world.

    The issue is also this, while the US does not hold a monopoly on goold old DARPA Net, it was the first. and it comes to an argument of "when in rome..." If the internet was created by the spanish and everyone started to adopt that, i'm sure the language of the internet would be Spanish. (This is not to say that the de facto language right now IS english, but for all intents and purposes, english is the beast that rules).

    I guess it's just getting annoying that everyone keeps having an argument about why it's so bad that English is becoming the foremost global language. Personally, i'm getting sick of it. Let's just pick a fsckin' language, make sure everyone speaks it (i guess except for people in the south - i still can't figure out what language that is they're speaking), and be on our merry way. If it's english, great...a ton of us already know what one. If not....i'm not lazy, and i'm willing to learn.


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    1. Re:when in rome by AntiBasic · · Score: 2
      Up until not too long ago, French was the international language for business. But since they got bitch-smacked in WW2 and their economy has floundered compared to others, English has taken the lead. Sure English semantics are sloppy, coherent grammar rules are non-existant, its not specific enough with its diction but what's gonna make English stick around for a long time to come is it's ability to absorb other languages into it.

      When it comes to an "world" language, it'll either be some bastardized form of english (as if english isn't crucified by its own sanctity) or chinese (just because there are so damn many of them). I just don't like the idea of the UN telling me what language to speak.

      Southerners....nyah try understanding all those chowdah heads up in the northeast.

    2. Re:when in rome by reptilian+biotech · · Score: 1

      I'll learn whatever the "standard" is. I just wish that my close minded "we're the best" society upbringing had taught me metric and a usefull 2nd or 3rd language. who you callin a chowdah head..bitch monkey. Ill run you over with my john deer, that'l give ya a wicked headache.

    3. Re:when in rome by uriyan · · Score: 1

      Nolo scire latinum - I don't want to know Latin

    4. Re:when in rome by Alatar · · Score: 1
      Actually, I believe the "original" turn-of-the-(previous)-century division of languages was:

      German, the language of science
      English, the language of commerce
      French, the language of diplomacy

      This is why my (U.S.) passport has French on it. At one time French held the position that English did...the Russian/Prussian/Spanish nobility all spoke French to one another, and anyone who spoke the native language of their country was an uneducated vulgate.

    5. Re:when in rome by jsmaby · · Score: 2

      I think we should choose Latin as the official language. Being a `dead' language, choosing it does not give special treatment to any country. It is highly structured, and makes sense. It's also a much prettier language than English, with soft consonants and clear vowels. It spent over a millenium being the official language of intellects, so is up for the job of being the One True Language. Ditch English, and learn a language worth knowing!

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  131. Re:(begs the question) != (demands question be ask by Smallest · · Score: 1
    I suppose if enough people continue to misuse this phrase it will enter the general lexicon and the transformation/bastardization will then be more formally recognized. But this hasn't happened yet, so for now it's simply wrong to apply the term this way.

    I disagree 100%. I'll wager that everyone reading knew perfectly well what the original poster was saying, the "misuse" has obviously entered the general lexicon and therefore is not a misuse, but a common and well-understood phrase.

    -c

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  132. A constructed in between language by evilned · · Score: 2

    A concept I have done some thought on is that of an in between language, specifically tuned for the needs of machine translation. I think the only plausable way to do it at this point would be for the writer to actually know the language to begin with, as translating from english to machine, and then to whatever the user wanted would be just as problematic as our current state. Would this be feasable? Do you think it would be worth learning another language for that? Or would it be another Esperanto?

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    1. Re:A constructed in between language by dsplat · · Score: 2

      There actually was such a project, called DLT (Distributed Language Translation). You can find a write up of it here or here in Esperanto. The intermediate language used was indeed a variant of Esperanto.

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    2. Re:A constructed in between language by flieghund · · Score: 1

      Not that far-fetched a thought, when you consider how many people out there learn Grafitti to write on their Palms... Of course, they're not really using it to communicate with their PDA, just inputting data, so the comparison isn't perfect.

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  133. Torak- by Torak- · · Score: 1

    I find it slightly hard to beleive the point that the article makes about American English being the most common form of English. I mean, come on. The US may have the most dominant *culture* in the western world, but it doesn't have the population to be able to say that US English is the most commonly spoken. Then again...more and more kids around me (in New Zealand) are starting to say "mom" instead of mum... :\ I blame TV. :)

  134. The only true language by billybob2001 · · Score: 1
    is /.

    and if you don't speak it, you get modded down. </humor>

    English is, and has been for hundreds of years, a living, evolving language, and always will be.

    Its power is that it absorbs the most important current ideas and concepts from other languages, and also allows unfashionable words to die.

    Some English words are now quite passé. (Oops I did it again.)

  135. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by Kaiwen · · Score: 2

    Cantonese and Mandarin are tonal languages, this means very subtle differences in pronunciation and inflexion can radically alter the meaning of the words

    True, but mucking up the tone is no grosser a sin than mispronouncing a vocoid. It is very difficult, for example, for Chinese to distinguish between the short a and short e sounds in English, which, phonetically, are really very close; learning to consistently distinguish "bet" and "bat" takes years of practice. Of course, context helps tremendously: where, in isolation, I might not be able to distinguish the two, I can be relatively certain you didn't say, "He hit the ball with a baseball bet."

    By the same token, it can be difficult for a non-native Chinese speaker to distinguish between "horse" and "mother" in Chinese (to use the famous example), but in context, generally speaking a native Chinese is going to be able to figure out that you didn't say, "I like to ride mothers."

    Tones are just another phonetic component of a Chinese utterance; my impression is that Westerners trying to learn Chinese entirely too much time worrying about them.

    A Cantonese speaking workmate of mine once demonstrated this by saying two completely different sentences

    You can find similar examples in any language, some which will even confuse a native speaker; the fact that one turns out to mean something incomprehensibly insulting merely adds dramatic impact.

    imagine how much harder it would be if every word was a little pictogram that had to be rote-learned!

    I will grant that learning to read and write Chinese is more difficult, even for native speakers, than learning to read and write English. However, it's not so difficult as all that, and Chinese is helped along by the fact that it isn't a purely pictographic system. In practice, it is partly phonetic and partly phonemic.

    There are 214 "radicals" in Chinese; all Chinese characters are simply combinations of these. While 214 approaches an order of magnitude more than the 26 characters in the English alphabet, it means that the basic building set is not nearly so limitless as Americans tend to believe. Whereas to the American eye a Chinese character appears to be an undifferentiated mass of lines, to my eye, I see it as a collection of one or two or three radicals; when I see a new Chinese character, I can reproduce it immediately. Much the way an English speaker would see the word "seeing" not as six individual characters, but more as a combination of two morphemes: "see" and "ing".

    Further, while not phonetic or phonemic to the extent of the English writing system, written Chinese does have phonetic and morphemic components; sometimes these provide clues as to the pronunciation and/or meaning of new characters.

    So it's not like I have to flat-out memorize five thousand (the average adult written vocabulary) completely arbitrary pictographs.

    My experience has been that the first hundred or so Chinese characters are the hardest part for foreigners. After that, as they begin recognizing the radicals and patterns, they begin picking up characters much more quickly.

    Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

  136. Re:Some international internet statistics by iMMersE · · Score: 1

    Dough head!

    %age of world population that don't speak English (roughly) = 5 billion.

    50.4% of internet users are non-English speakers = 100 million.

    5% of 5 billion = 250 million

    So, less than 5% of non-English speaking people have access to a computer! Duh!

    (Yes, I know the numbers are approximate, but I don't think wholely inaccurate, but they illustrate my point ... Correct them if you know better ...)

    .iMMersE

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  137. Web Advertising by sebol · · Score: 1

    The Web or the internet?
    (windows user thought it's just the same)

    For the web , i think maybe english is global.
    but i disagree if everybody must use it.

    anyway, most of advertising company need site
    writen in english only. so that force webmaster
    use english for the sake of money.

    i did something like this.
    i use Bahasa Melayu as primary, but i do own
    english website for financial purpose.

    any advertising company accept bahasa melayu as a
    specific category/targetted audience?

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  138. Pat Buchanan may choke on a meatball... by dmahurin · · Score: 1

    ...unless we standardize on English.

    This is THE key issue of the Buchanan Party.

  139. Re:Some international internet statistics by iMMersE · · Score: 1

    I see what you mean, although it might not be actually a straight correspondance, there's probably a higher percentage who have / use computers and don't also have internet access.

    Oh, I agree completely, there are probably more people with computers, but I suspect the point that only 5% of non-English speakers have computers holds.

    ...but even throughout most of europe, the internet is only just now starting to get the kind of attention it did in N.A. around '97.

    I agree with you here, but since by now the Internet is a proven thing rather than a "new fangled" thing, the take up has been much quicker, and growing quicker and quicker. A third of the UK are on the 'net, and largely speaking, that number has gotten online in the past 18 months, and the numbers are increasing all the time. Not as impressive as the 50% of Americans that the numbers seem to show are online, but as you say, we are perhaps 3 or 4 years behind you in terms of the attention given to the Internet.

    If you can imagine if the take up in countries "new" to the Internet is as quick, or even quicker, it follows that within a few years from now, we're going to have a massive %age of the world's population on-line (We are approaching 5% at the moment), and as the figures in this discussion show, English is only the third (Or it's predicted in 2010, the fourth) most spoken language throughout the world, and it'll soon lose it's label of the "Internet Global Language" ...

    .iMMersE

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  140. OCR of Asian languages is easy by bbk · · Score: 2

    Because they're stroke based and fairly formalized font faces, it's easier to do OCR on Asian languages. For example, Japanese Kanji are made up
    of 150 or so drawings, combined in different ways to make the 6000 or so kanji as a whole (2500 commonly used). Recognize the 150 (which are usually 2-3 strokes total, and easier than recognizing the 54 english letters for both upper and lowercase) and you're set.

    Handwriting recognition is easier as well - set stroke orders make it easy to recognize which character is being written. Theres a Unix program out there that does it IIRC.

    BBK

    1. Re:OCR of Asian languages is easy by FunnyBunny · · Score: 1

      Actually it isn't that easy to do OCR on a language that uses ideograms. Not only is there a harder recognition problem, but there is less context to draw from. Kanji can be viewed as an alphabet, where written Chinese is not.

      In my research group there have been several people working on OCR from Chinese. They have met with only limited success owing to factors including sloppy calligraphy, relevance of stroke directions, and the massive number of symbols to be recognized.

    2. Re:OCR of Asian languages is easy by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > Kanji can be viewed as an alphabet, where
      > written Chinese is not.

      Uh, no, it can't. Kanji is every bit as
      ideographic as Chinese. You may be confusing
      kanji with kana. Kana is syllabic in nature
      (which you can get away with in Japanese, since
      Japanese has a rather small number of syllables).
      In Japan, you have to learn *three* sets of
      letters (four if you count the latin alphabet):
      the two sets of kana, hiragana and katakana,
      and the kanji (of which there are about 1850).
      You're supposed to know both kana and the 881
      "basic" kanji by the time you get of elementary
      school. I'm amazed that Japanese schoolkids
      don't go psycho.

      Chris Mattern

  141. Second languages - English or otherwise by sgm1013 · · Score: 1

    I've recently read a very interesting work on the subject of Esperanto and second (non-native) languages in general. The URL is:
    http://members.aol.com/sylvanz/gv1.htm

    The author brings up points on how difficult second languages are to master(amount of time spent immersed in the langauage, idioms, grammer, etc) and the fact that most of us who have spent numerous years in school plodding through some language are lucky to be able to say "Hello" and "Where is the bathroom". The same goes for non-english speakers on english based web pages - they begin to learn certain things, but would never become fluent or even conversant by hacking away at web pages.

    English in itself is an incredibly complex language (as is Russian, French, Chinese, etc) and to expect non-native or even non-american english speakers to adapt to one version would be entirely impossible.

    The idea that some medium can influence the speech of people is not new. Quite a while ago, I read something on the fact that almost all major television programs, news, commercials, etc and movies in the US are created in the "Northern Dialect" (as opposed to a Southern Drawl). But this has not changed the use of that Southern Dialect at all.

    The rather one sided view of Americans that English should be the world standard represents an arrogance that puts us in a bad light thoughout the world.

    I suggest people try a language such as Esperanto, which actually is easy to learn and puts everyone on an equal footing liguistically.

    Information on Esperanto can be found at:

    http://www.esperanto-usa.org

    Mi parlas Esperanto!

  142. Re:"English" outdated by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

    and for the last hundred years at least almost all innovations in the language have originated elsewhere.
    What innovations?? Very new words still tend to be Latin or Greek in origin. eg: "internet", "aeroplane", "television"

    The language evolved in England and that's why its called English. Just because other people chose to adopt it doesn't mean it's no longer English in origin.

    If you don't like it, use something else...or invent your own.

  143. It ain't even the United States language. by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    Let's see if we can make English the official language of the United States of American before we get carried away with this 'global' crap.

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    1. Re:It ain't even the United States language. by nickco3 · · Score: 1
      The U.S. does not have an official language for a reason.

      I hear this all the time and its clearly bollocks (US trans: untrue). The official language of any country is the language you use to communicate with the government. In the US that is English. It doesn't mean "everybody must use this language for all purposes".

      The bit of the UK I live in (Wales) has 2 official languages, English and Welsh. All government documents carry both languages, all the roads signs are bilingual, officials can address the National Assembly in either language.

      OTOH, the shops, businesses, restuarants hardly ever speak Welsh, and if you only spoke Welsh you'd have great difficulty making yourself understood most of the time, only a fraction will accept a cheque written in Welsh, for example, and they have stickers on the window to highlight how unusual they are.

      When the US government writes to you, sends you a form to fill in, what language is it in? What would they do if you replied in Vietnamese? The US has an official language, the language that it conducts it's government in, and that language is English. Government documents and communications are in English, debates in Congress are in English, all the signs it puts up are in English.

      You don't need a line in the Constitution that goes "Oh BTW, the official language is English" to make it true. And if you had such a line it wouldn't change anything.

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      -- Nick "Hallo this is Beel Gates, und I pronounce weendows as ... WEENdows"
    2. Re:It ain't even the United States language. by b0z · · Score: 4
      We don't need any more laws. The U.S. does not have an official language for a reason.

      Originally, the U.S. was a country that was founded upon immigration. In fact, immigration is a strength of a country, but too many people here look at it as a bad thing. Anyways, the thing is, when people come here from another country, their English may or may not be very good. These people are consumers, and need to buy groceries, get housing, work, etc. So, as a result of capitalism, businesses try to cater to the needs of the people. In the U.S. today, you see a lot of places that are bilingual, and have English and Spanish. That is only because there is a market that you need to advertise to native Spanish speakers. I see it like, if you were Buddhist, and a lot of other buddhists lived in your area, you're probably not going to celebrate Christmas. So, let's say Christianity is the official religion of the U.S., it won't matter. Businesses are not going to sell christmas trees in your area, instead they will sell little Buddha statues and such. This isn't infringing on any American's rights, it's just catering to the need of a specific group of people.

      I also see this from a free speech point of view. Free speech is free speech, whether it is in English, Spanish, hax0r sp33k, or anything else. The government should never have the right to tell me what I can or can't say. There is no way to make an "official" English to use in all situations, as you will no doubt see from how different the dialects already are between the northeast, southeast, west, etc. I think that the whole "English should be our official language" dogma is often a mask for racism. I have not seen any place of business that has Spanish but not English. Sure, the people working there may not be masters of the language, but if you go to a Mexican restaurant and ask for a coke, they won't bring you sprite any more often than English as a first language waiters will.

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    3. Re:It ain't even the United States language. by askheaves · · Score: 1

      I only wish I had mod points to give you.

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      Because you can't, you won't, and you don't stop...
  144. Written vs. spoken language (was: Re:China!) by dltallan · · Score: 1

    US English is a little too encompasing for your purposes i would think. Are you talking southern US English? Californian english? New England English, etc? And who's to say that "US English" and "British English" are really all that different?

    When you say Chinese - are you speaking of Mandarin or Cantonese (i would assume Mandarin)?

    Maybe things will be different in the China-dominated future being described, but currently language on the Internet is primarily enountered in its written form rather than its spoken form. This relates to ypur comments on both the variations in English and Chinese.

    There are definite variations in English as spoken in different parts of the USA. However, they tend to disappear from written English, being either differences how words are pronounced or local slang. Local slang tends to disappear from written documents that are more formal than relaxed speech and from Internet documents written for a geographically diverse audience. Different as California and New York English may be from each other, I would wager that few literate Californians would have trouble reading the New York Times.

    On the other hand, there are significant differences between written British English and written American English. These appear both in spelling ("colour vs. "color", "centre" vs. "centre") and lexicon ("boot" vs. "trunk", "lift" vs. "elevator"). We're not talking about local slang here but frequently used common words.

    Written vs. spoken language has an even greater effect on your Cantonese vs. Mandarin question. The "Chinese language" is an interesting linguistic phenomenon. In its spoken form it simply does not exist. Cantonese and Mandarin are not two different dialects of one "Chinese language". They are completely different languages and are mutually unintelligible. On the other hand, the "Chinese language" has a definite existence in the written form. Written Mandarin is indistinguishable from written Cantonese. So, since the Internet is primarily a written medium, I would expect that when he said "Chinese", he was not referring to "Cantonese" or "Mandarin" but the written language that they both share.

    As was pointed out elsewhere in the thread "Chinese" (the written language) is different in Mainland China vs. Taiwan. So you could reasonably ask to which of those two he was referring. I think that the geopolitical part of his argument made it pretty clear that he was talking about Mainland China, though.

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  145. Inaccuracy on EMU by Malcohol · · Score: 1
    In the linked article ``What global language'' Barbara Wallraff writes:
    [English] is the official language of the European Central Bank, even though the bank is in Frankfurt and neither Britain nor any other predominantly English-speaking country is a member of the European Monetary Union.
    Ireland is predominantly English-speaking.
    Ireland is a member of the European Monetary Union. Malcohol.
  146. Re:You yi ge wenti.... by Dahan · · Score: 1

    Wo bu zhidao, zhishi wo de mao jiao "T-Chat," parce qu'il est un p'tit chat. Ta hao ke-ai :)

  147. Ido as 1st language? by mrBlond · · Score: 1

    I think in English (my 2nd language) for all things technical because my 1st language has an absurd hundreds-singles-tens numerical system. I also use Usana spelling (if only it went further): and British everything else.

    I was wondering if the language a child grows up learning as its 1st language would affect the way it thinks if it was something like Ido, which is bloody amazing.

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  148. Oversimplified at best. by ahfoo · · Score: 1

    The part about the boxes linking the voice to text, text to voice and computer translators was ridiculous.
    If all it took was some genius to write down a set of boxes on a piece of paper and it would all work out, then this would be an interesting and thought provoking article.
    The fact is that computers aren't replacing translators any time soon. Oh, sure, maybe English to Spanish or German or some other linguistic first cousin. But something tells me the English to Chinese computer translator is a long long way off. I live in China and I've tried what I could find in terms of digital translators and they can do word for word quick as can be, but that's missing the point. The concept of a word isn't even equivalent in these two languages.
    Language aquisition is my bread and butter. I can tell you that a Chinese student --we're talking about human minds here which is vast linguistic power compared to computers-- whith a broad GRE prep vocabulary will inevitably stumble over even the simplest English verb phrase which is typically nothing more than a basic combination of a verb and a preposition. Why? There are no verb phrases in Chinese. In fact, for the most part you don't have verb tenses. You can have sentences without verbs at all!
    Now, we're talking about a real difference. Translation English to Chinese is not just vocabulary substitution. This literary prop the writer uses in describing her friend drawing boxes on paper to invoke our awe at their linguistic insights is exactly where linguists and psychologists get their reputations as pseudo scientists.

  149. missing the point by mrsbrisby · · Score: 2

    [US-]english is only the choice of the internet generation (sic sic sic...) because the internet is free. in the US, the general populous (or what we percieve it is) belives that speech is free. so i believe that people who live in the US tend to treat all speech as free.

    now, the problem with english is that nobody in the US speaks it. Or at least, very few speak it properly. Even fewer write it properly. This post is completely incorrect english, but most readers aren't bothered by this. they know to read what i mean, not what i actually wrote.

    but machines can't do this... not without making the same leaps of faith that we human beings take for granted so often. and while everyone knows this, they still try and make the machines dumber.

    yes, i do mean dumber. machines (as now) are extremely smart; they don't make mistakes. so this means that while you are reading anything, including this post, you are making many mistakes. it is only by making these mistakes that you're able to read this.

    this isn't new news; we've known this for years. which is why we have made so many different programming languages, each encompassing an extremely strict (by englishes standards) notation by which the message is understood.

    writing code in itself is not all that difficult (far easier than reading english, in many ways). so maybe we should be focusing on that movement; making ourselves (humans) smarter, instead of the computer dumber.

    of course, you can read what I've written, and know that this is a horrible idea, but in the past 100 years, the english language(s) has metamorphed into so many different dialects that we may even put the chinese to shame. we have our share of slang and coloquialisms (sp?) too, and because the computer doesn't understand them, we are stupid for using them.

    It is only in the past few months that the FISH started translating "Login" as "beginning activity" instead of "logarithm".

    but as i've mentioned, it isn't just the coloquialisms the machine has to interpret: the computer must be taught to THINK.

    in short: purely-MT will be going nowhere for a long time so long as Eliza sums up computer AI.

    1. Re:missing the point by Ribo99 · · Score: 1


      but machines can't do this... not without making the same leaps of faith that we human beings take for granted so often. and while everyone knows this, they still try and make the machines dumber.

      yes, i do mean dumber. machines (as now) are extremely smart; they don't make mistakes. so this means that while you are reading anything, including this post, you are making many mistakes. it is only by making these mistakes that you're able to read this.



      How can you say dumber? English isn't like a programming language, it's a living language; it changes all of the time. What you consider "incorrect english" is slowing becoming the de-facto standard. Training computers to understand what a strange set of changing rules the English language is can not be construded as making it "dumber"; I say completely the other way. That's what makes Humans so cool, they can recognize patterns and gleen understanding from it despite how many "mistakes" are in it.


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  150. The way it works... by dnnrly · · Score: 2
    ...is that things change to meets peoples needs. English is s language that does that. In any given month, you can see a BBC news reader using proper, well recognised words that just didn't exist last month. At the very least using an old word in an entirely new way. It's not so much the words you use in english, if you have a context, every new thing you bring into a conversation can be given a label to be used in that conversation and you will be understood. The rules for doing this are complex but people seem to understand anyway. Or if you want to focus on words, you can get by on very few. You can walk into any hotel and say "Me need room", as long as you know how to count in english or can read english numbers, you can pretty much get along nicely, butat the minumum level, whoever is taking your booking might need to use hand signs for a bit.

    English is adaptable as hell and there's no one trying to keep it the same (heh, Acadamie Francais??).

    dnnrly

  151. Background reading by danny · · Score: 1
    Some good books on English as a global language are David Crystal's English as a Global Language and Tom McArthur's The English Languages .

    Danny.

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  152. Bad English by heikkile · · Score: 1
    verall, it seems that over 1,000,000,000 speak quite fluently one of various Englisg flavours, while another 500,000,000 have a basic understanding of the language.

    That's what I have been saying all the time: The universal language is Bad English

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    In Murphy We Turst

  153. Re:American English by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1
    English is the grande dame of the internet, not some language du jour.

    That's probably why it needs to borrow all its greatness from other languages, like "grande dame" or "language du jour".

    Face it, guys, English is the Ankh Morpork* of languages and if it has never been defeated it is only because it never had an ennemy that it couldn't corrupt or make his own (i.e. probably more than half of English is not English anyway).

    * For those that don't know what it is go and read a few discworld novel by Terry Pratchett.

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  154. Re:Some international internet statistics by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'm very curious to see what happens at the point when online content, and by extension cultural content is truly produced proportionally to the consuming markets.

    There are so many strange twists in the history of language that english may remain the "international" language regardless of what the actual %s of native speakers are. This could be likely because currently it is the second language of choice for people all over the world to speak, and the number of resources available in any country for learning english far outnumber any other non-native language. Throughout my travels I have often found that people for whom english is not native will use it to communicate when there is no other common language. ie. I have often heard French and German speakers communicating with each other in broken english, as it is a natural common ground.

    Or one may see a natural drift towards learning the more dominant languages - being Chinese and Hindi variations.

    Or, my own personal supposition, we may see the rise of several true english dialects. Despite the strong variations throughout the world of english speakers there aren't currently many true dialects of english. The few that do exist - I think of the Scottish dialect, the Creole of the Southern U.S. and the "Rastafarian" dialect of Jamaica - are not very largely used. The variations between U.S. english, U.K. english and those of Australia, N.Z. and Canada are not strong enough to qualify as dialects. However we may very likely see an emergence of true dialects, as the convenience of english as a common language mixes with the native languages of large markets to produce a mix optimized for ease of communication. 20 years from now will there be a Chinese-english and a Hindi-english that will be wide spread enough to be learned and studies as seperate languages in their own right?

    Time will tell I guess, but its going to be very interesting.

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    There are a thousand forms of subversion, but few can equal the convenience and immediacy of a cream pie -Noel Godin
  155. Radar for non-native speakers by Max+Hyre · · Score: 1

    Your story reminds me of the time my wife was studying in Austria. I had her hostel's phone number and her room number, and I practised for days (literally---international calls were expensive then, and we were just above the starving student stage) to get my German pronunciation right.

    Came the day, and I asked proudly for ``Zimmer drei hundert vier and zwanzig, bitte'', to get the response ``Yes sir, one moment please.''

    Crushed... :-) Thereafter I didn't even try.

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  156. Re:Bull. by Dahan · · Score: 1
    Handwriting recognition isn't the same as OCR. OCR is optical character recognition, i.e., having the computer analyze a bitmap (usually a scan) of some text. I suspect handwriting recognition of Chinese characters works quite well because the computer knows the order and direction the strokes were written in--things that are fixed (by custom and tradition) for Chinese characters.

    BTW, Windows 2000 and the Japanese version of Windows 98 come with an input method that does handwriting recognition. You use the mouse (or if you have one, a graphics tablet) to draw in this box on the screen, and after each stroke, it shows you a list of the possible characters. Rather nifty and fun to play with :)

  157. Re:Why the disparity? by osgeek · · Score: 1

    you'll never see a French tourist in a foreign country starting to talk to people in the street in French...

    Yeah, those French people are known the world over for being polite, humble, and bathed.

    Glass houses... stones...

    Hopefully someday the gross ignorance of foreign languages and history will backfire

    That's it, stick to the high road.

  158. India by Ruprecht · · Score: 1

    Don't be ridiculous. The language of technology in India is ENGLISH. India will pass China in population within a few years (if they didn't jus t do it).

    Add to that the fact that English is the official language of business, and of Air Traffic (pilots and air traffic controllers) and you have English as the world language.

    This might mean English with an Indian accent, or British spelling, and perhaps some Germanic sentence structure but it is English none the less.

  159. Re:Some international internet statistics by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    dough head!
    look at the figures - if 50.4% of the internet users are non-English speakers it means they must have access to a computer! duh !

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  160. Re:timely! by karma+kameleon · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well momocrome, you're a fucking moron, k?

  161. Sorry guys... it's so true... by bravni · · Score: 1

    Q: How do you call someone who can speak 3 languages?
    A: Trilingual

    Q: How do you call someone who can speak 2 languages?
    A: Bilingual

    Q: How do you call someone who only speaks one language?
    A: American...

  162. "English" outdated by Orifice · · Score: 1

    The name "English" is an outdated term for the language we currently speak. While it is true that the language originated in England, it has been a long, long time since a majority of it's speakers lived there, and for the last hundred years at least almost all innovations in the language have originated elsewhere. Its about time the name of the language be changed to reflect the contributions that non-English citizens have made. I personally think a good name would be "MS Talk", but others might have different opinions.

    1. Re:"English" outdated by fish · · Score: 1

      >On a side note, according to some anthropologists
      >Sanskrit is the root of all Western language, due
      >to the migration of the Celts from the Indian >subcontinent in very early times, though this has
      >been disputed.

      Rubbish. The theory is that both sanskrit and most european languages have a common ancestor called Indo-European.

    2. Re:"English" outdated by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the spoken forms weren't similar, I said they _sound_ different. The Norwegian accent can obscure the similarities if you're not used to it, getting it written down makes these similarities obvious.

      I could pick up a Norwegian newspaper, and follow the stories fairly well, but I couldn't follow the news on the radio or TV. The accent was the problem.

      BTW - I'm a glaswegian, when we first came to Australia, my dad sometimes had to resort to writing little notes to people, as they couldn't understand his strong Glasgow accent.

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    3. Re:"English" outdated by BlackHat · · Score: 2

      One science fiction author called English "The result of attempts of Norman MenAtArms to make dates with Saxon Barmaids" or close to that. Add several generations of German kings and queens too(vic,georges...).

    4. Re:"English" outdated by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 3

      I don't believe you, but that's because I've been to Norway.

      While the spoken form of Norwegian doesn't sound a lot like English, the similarities in the written form are uncanny, far closer than French is.

      I've never been to Frisia, (a province of the Netherlands) but I'm told that's even closer.

      English is basically a creole of various Nordic languages (Saxon, Danish, Anglian, Frisian, etc) and old French, with a little bit of the original Celtic, and a dash of just about every other language on earth thrown in.

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    5. Re:"English" outdated by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      I don't have the actual figures to hand, but from memory, about 3/4 of the worlds English-speakers have learned it as a second (or more) language.

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  163. Really? by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    aliens speak perfect English too

    Klaatu barada nikto!
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  164. Re:Friesian by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

    Friesian is a celtic language. If you speak Freisian, have a go at learning Gaelic. You mite find it surprisingly easy.

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  165. Re: begs the question!=demands question be asked by grappler · · Score: 2

    This is ironic, considering how I started this thread. I was just going for the cheap laugh there.

    Of course, according to that winning patent, I now have to offer to proofread Slashdot for free. It hasn't been granted though (yet) so I'm safe for now.


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  166. Re:Some international internet statistics by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    very interesting figures, although I notice they've completely left out Indian languages.
    considering that after China, India is the next largest populated country in the world, I would think that this would be an important language group to keep track of. Unless they've made the stupid mistake of putting Indian internet users into the english category because the official language of the country is English. That would seriously tilt the figures of the whole report the wrong way, because almost no Indians speak English as a mother tongue, and English is the official language of the government in order to have some semblance of national order in government.

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  167. not just the internet.... by jobber-d · · Score: 1

    english is not only the language of the internet, it is also the language of computers themselves (yes, i realize if you strip everything, its just a bunch of 0s and 1s)! think about it. what languages do we write our languages (programming languages) in? the commands are in english! nto proper english , mind you, but english words nontheless! i dont think ive seen a spanish or french command yet! what you lack of in smarts, you make up for in stupidity

  168. Machine translation by libertas · · Score: 1

    Well the part about connecting text speech and machine translation is nonsense.

    What's the difference between text translation and speech translation? You can look ahead in text, of course. You don't have to wait for the end of the sentence or thought, for example, you can move forward and back. The delay kills the usefulness of the machine translation for speech.

    You simultaneous translators out there don't have to fear imminent job loss.

  169. SQL by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    what's the matter with you? I use SQL in daily speach all the time. After all, english is a dynamic language ; )

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  170. Overseas by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Remember where most chinese speakers live...in China. The language is way too concentrated currently. Additionally, by that rational, Hindi has a high likelihood of becoming the global language as well.

    How many Chinese (Cantonese?) are overseas? How many Hindi-speakers?

    I'm really asking?

    I think that it is very important to ascertain the worldness of these languages to think about the emigrants. I guess that there are Chinese all over East Asia, and in Europe and North America, and Indians/Pakistanis in Britain, the Caribbean, the Pacific and black Africa.
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  171. Official Religion by meadowsp · · Score: 2

    Christianity is the official religion of USA, isn't it?

  172. porting to other languages by Jim+Madison · · Score: 1
    soon it won't matter because they are developing ports to other languages, like babelfish on altavista.

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  173. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I over-stated the difficulties of learning Chinese (I've never tried, so can't comment from first-hand experience).

    And Yes, the English language is messy and inconsistent, both in spelling and sentence structure. I know several highly intelligent people who have lived in English speaking countries for over 10 years, and still don't speak it well.

    My point is, however, that speaking it well is not the important thing, what's important is, how easy it is to speak badly. Or, to put it another way, if you have 6 hours on the plane with a phrase book, will you be able to find your way from the airport to the hotel, and then buy a meal in a restaurant that evening?

    The things that are bad about English will not stop a foreigner from getting a meal, or finding his way back to the hotel afterwards. The things that are bad about Chinese will.

    Over half of the worlds population use some variation of the Latin alphabet (I'm including the Russian and similar alphabets here). There would have to be a hell of a good reason for all those people to decide that the "world language" will be one that uses a completely different writing system, especially when that system is acknowledged to be difficult, even for a native speaker.

    Personally, of the languages I've been exposed to while travelling, I'd say Spanish it is a better candidate for World Language than English. It's fairly consistent gramatically (too many irregular verbs, but hey, one irregular verb is one too many) and I _love_ the Spanish approach to spelling.

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  174. Money and Power by Wreck · · Score: 2
    Learning a second language is not just a "network effect" thing, where you might learn any language as a lingua franca simply because so many other people speak it. This is a good reason why English might win, but it seems almost as compelling for Chinese, say, or Spanish.

    The point that the author of the piece seems to miss, is that people learn second languages for a second good reason: to communicate with those who speak those languages better. Historically, there are three main ways that communication is advantageous: in politics, in trade, and in cultural ideas.

    In politics, the idea is that you learn the langauge used by the state that is occupying your nation. This allows you to get on better with the occupation forces, to prevent you from being one of those they coerce. So, for instance, many Poles know Russian. English itself is strongly influence by French, dating from the Norman conquest. And in the 19th and early 20th century, French was the language of diplomacy based not on any aspect of French, but rather, Napoleon and the political and legal systems exported forcibly from revolutionary France.

    Note that, nobody learns a second language of a weak nation for political reasons. They only learn the language of strong nations, because those are the only nations likely to occupy other nations for long.

    The second reason to learn a second language is to trade goods with people who speak the second language better -- crassly, to make money faster.

    But note that nobody is going to bother to learn the language of poor people; you want to trade with the people with the money.

    Finally, it is useful to know parts of a second language if there is important technical or cultural innovation going on amongst it speakers, since this gives you an edge in using those innovations yourself, among your own language group. This is why, for instance, so many italian words still are used for musical instruments and notation -- because the renaissance started in Italy.

    But once again, note the correlation with wealth. Innovation, both scientific and cultural, happens in places with the money to afford leisure time in which to innovate.

    So, if we look at the world now, we find the English, as spoken by the US, in by far the strongest position of any language in the world.

    Although the US does not occupy any foreign nations, per se, we have forces in many other nations and entangling treaties with half the world it seems. As the fools willing to be the world's policemen, everyone wants to talk to us.

    But mainly, it is our richness that will make English the world language. We have by far the largest economy in the world, and we have the freedom to innovate both scientifically and culturally, and we do. People will learn english to do business with us, in order to buy our computers, our internet services, and our rock music.

    Other societies often hate us for our political pushiness, but they are always going to want our ideas and our money.

  175. Let's settle on English and make it easier to use by osgeek · · Score: 1

    I'm a native English(US) speaker, but I wouldn't mind learning another language if it were the "common" one. I learned Spanish because of my wish to travel in Latin America and my desire to speak the native language of the people there.

    That being said, I think that it's inevitable that English will be the universal common language. Haven't any of you seen Star Trek? Everyone in the whole damned Universe speaks English. :)

    Anyhow, I'd like to see the English language morph into something more friendly to both the human and the mechanical users. The main problem that needs to be tackled is the large number of spelling exceptions. The Simplified Spelling Society has a simple solution called "Cut Spelling". Here's an example.

  176. Re:Why the disparity? by JordanH · · Score: 2
    • Wrong : you'll never see a French tourist in a foreign country starting to talk to people in the street in French...

    I'm an English speaking (well, sort of) American. I was travelling to Norway on business one time so I learned enough "phrase book" Norwegian to get by.

    I walked up to a Airline counter in Western Norway after just flying in from Oslo. The man at the counter looked up and, before I could speak, said "Hello, can I help you?"

    How did he know I spoke english? There weren't many native english speakers around at the time. Must have been some cultural cues.

    Americans probably should try to learn enough of a foreign language to get by, but these days, in many countries, you just don't have to. Perhaps Americans are arrogant, but they are probably more lazy... (Maybe laziness and arrogance are the same thing? Hmmmm...)


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  177. No surprise to me! by LaZZaR · · Score: 1

    Take my country Australia (Aussie Aussie Aussie!) for example. Australia is *very* multicultural, we have Australians who have all sorts of native backgrounds, Italian, Spanish, German, Asian, African, American, you name it we have it, and in quantity. Constantly there are people migrating to Australia all the time, and even if their native language isn't english, they will still learn it, and fairly quickly. Probably not because they have to, but because they want to. Sure we all can speak in our own native languages if we really wanted to (I have an Italian background myself) but we mostly speak english.

    A great majority of the world speaks or can speak english. Therefore, its only normal for the internet to have a high usage of the english language. There is a NEED to be able to comunicate on a global scale (look at what you are reading now), the english language is obviously default.

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  178. Chinese and Japanese OCR by Mad+Geek · · Score: 1

    Chinese and Japanese OCR exists.

    It may not be used that frequently, but just do a search on Chinese OCR and you will find some.

  179. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
    I would have to go with "English is one of the hardest languages to learn." I've also studied French. You have a valid point about verb conjugations in French -- and when coupled with gender, it can be quite complicated indeed. However, in its favor, I'd say spelling is much more consistent, and French has managed to avoid the worst traits of the horribly complex English verb -- one of the most difficult of any language.

    The problems with English start with the fact that it's an amalgam of Old German (a verb-final language) and French (a verb-medial language). This has connotations beyond simply where the verb in a sentence occurs; it affects word order in all phrases, as verb-final languages tend to put the heads of all their phrases at the end - adjectives preceed nouns; main verb follows auxiliary verb; and so forth. While English has largely adopted and adapted itself to verb-medial patterns, it retains many vestiges of its Germanic origins; as a result, even where one might reasonably expect consistency, English has the tendency to surprise.

    In addition, English has amassed a large number duplicate vocabulary: pig/swine, deep/profound, small/little, big/large and so forth. Pig, profound, little, big, et alia, come into the language via its Latin roots, while it draws the others from its Germanic heritage.

    There is also the problem of the Great Vowel Shift -- also a result of the Anglo-Saxon merger with French. While pronunciation changed, written English has retained much of its pre-Shift spelling, resulting in more confusion. This problem was exacerbated by the borrowing of so many words from the French, whose phonetic written system differs so drastically from the German. The result is that there is rarely just one way to represent a phonetic sound in English, and English seems to delight in taking advantage of this fact. I can, for example, write the long o sound as "ow", "ough", "oe" "oa", "o--e", "oo", "eau", "ew", "ou", or of course "o". Conversely, a single letter or combination can have several different pronunciations, even within the same word. In "circle", for example, "c" is pronounced two different ways.

    What's more, some English letters are entirely redundant. C, for example, merely duplicates K and S, with no phonetic identity of its own. And Q is entirely anachronistic; to begin, it never occurs without U; and the QU combination could, phonetically speaking, be completely replaced by KW. PH (a hold-over from Greek) merely duplicates the efforts of F. And so forth.

    English isn't the most difficult language in the world. For that honor I'd nominate Lingasa, a central African language full of implosives, clicks, gutterals, and a seven-state gender system which includes animate/inanimate, rock/non-rock and climbs trees/swims, and a conjugation system that depends in part not just on person and number like English, but also the time of day (day or night) the utterance is made, who makes it (males and females conjugate differently; vocabulary also differs between the sexes) and to whom it is made (male or female, child or adult), social status, and whether or not it's currently raining outside (I'm not kidding!). Bottom line: while nobody knows for sure, estimates suggest each and every Lingasan verb has between fifteen and twenty five thousand possible conjugations. Kind of makes French look like a child's game.

    So, no, I wouldn't say English is the most difficult language in the world to learn. But I do think there are much easier ones.

    Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

  180. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by Kaiwen · · Score: 1

    My point is, however, that speaking it well is not the important thing, what's important is, how easy it is to speak badly

    Okay, point taken. I guess I can't judge this, as I haven't been around enough foreign speakers of either English or Chinese to judge which badly spoken language is the more difficult to understand. I have been known to say, however, that it's too bad circumstances have forced English on the world. I even told some British English teachers here that I thought one of the worst things England ever did was give English to the world. They were wont to agree with me.

    I would also agree with you about the writing system. I would not, myself, propose Chinese as a world-language candidate for precisely that reason. Spoken Chinese is, I think, relatively easy to learn. No verb conjugations, no tense, and a basic vocabulary which tends to be non-specific almost to the point of ambiguity; where English speakers, for example, have to select between "see", "watch", "look at", "view", and "read", or "speak", "say", "tell" and "talk", Chinese provides a single word.

    Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

  181. Re:Why the disparity? by finkployd · · Score: 2

    there were many reasons for the war of idependence - one chief one that doesn't get much play is that there was a huge amount of land speculation going on in lands that the British gov't was planning to protect from settlement from the colonies for the Iroquois to carve out a state for them

    Oh please. The British are the only civilization with a worse record than the US in terms of conquring and spreading over native people's homeland and society. I agree the movie was slanted, but you aren't going to make your point effectivle if you put forth such an unbelievable arguement.

    there was a concern that the British would make slavery illegal (which they did after the turn of the 18th century

    So did we, it just took slightly longer. At the time of the revlotionary war slavery was not nearly the economic powerhouse it was before the civil war. Although I will concede that after the revolutionary war slavery skyrocketed, a mistake that this country eventually DID correct.

    Nowhere did I say that the movie was the gospel truth. No movie is, they are entertainment. However, the truth lies somewhere between the movie version and yours.

    Finkployd

  182. Re:Why the disparity? by finkployd · · Score: 2

    Granted, but I think the British did it on a larger scale. The point that the British wanted to conserve and set aside land for the indians and we wanted to kick them off their land being the cause for the war is still laughable though.

    Finkployd

  183. Why English IS the global language. by Capt.+Beyond · · Score: 1
    1. All pilots on International flights use English to converse with flight controllers in countries that do not speak the pilots native language.
    2. We won WW2 [of course, with some help :)]
    3. We've been to the moon.

    (but don't tell the French that English is the global language.)

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    1. Re:Why English IS the global language. by Ex-Cyber · · Score: 1

      Okay, honest question here: did you forget about British imperialism spreading the language, or am I just overestimating its effect?

  184. Re:mandarin by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
    True, Mandarin is numerically the most-spoken language in the world; however, it is relatively geographically isolated.

    As the Chinese economy develops, so will Chinese influence, and you may begin to see some internationalization of Mandarin. But this is several decades into the future, at least.

    Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

  185. Actually, It's Done (to some extent). by Poligraf · · Score: 1

    Visit
    http://www.ecocap.demon.co.uk/

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  186. Rules vs. Exceptions by twisty · · Score: 2
    English? What an unlikely candidate! ;-)

    Think about it... English has more rules than exceptions! In Europe, most languages are pronouncable at first glance... once you know the rules. In English, the only teacher is experience, because every word has potential to be the exception!

    Now in fairness, the Roman alphabet is the best accessible subset of type... and pronunciation isn't the biggest issue. Conjugation of verbal tenses, discernment of homonyms... these kinds of things make English look downright batty.

  187. Re:If you watch any sci fi... by Tralfamadorian · · Score: 1

    Nope, they just all have babelfish in their ears :)


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  188. Re:You yi ge wenti.... by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
    Wo bu zhidao, zhishi wo de mao jiao "T-Chat," parce qu'il est un p'tit chat. Ta hao ke-ai :)

    Shenme? Wo kan de dong ni siao mao de mintzi, inwe wo shuo fa-wen. Keshir, j'aime des chiens meilleurs parce qu'ils sont plus amicaux que des chats.

    Lee Kai Wen -- Taiwan, ROC

  189. English is official in Singapore by seaan · · Score: 1

    The Fresh Aire radio interview show has an interview of Singapore's first prime minister -- Lee Kuan Yew that mentioned this very subject. Singapore had numerous dialets, as well as Chinesse and English. In the 1960's they decided to make English the offical language.

    There was a brief discussion on the introduction techniques, including the concept of language specific schools (English was taught as a second language in all non-English schools).

    http://search.npr.org/freshair/dayFA.cfm?display =day&todayDate=10%2F24%2F2000

  190. Bosch by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    You are probably dutch, considering your nick that is very close to Hyronimus Bosch a dutch poet.

    Actually, it's from Hyeronimus Bosch, the Flemish? painter, a surrealist from the 17th or 16th century.
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  191. Language comparison by uriyan · · Score: 1

    First of all, I am not a linguistic expert of any kind. However, I can give an opinion about several languages that I know

    1. Russian (It's supposed to be my mother tongue) - 33 letters, 6 cases. Really long words, for example electroencephalogramma
    2. Hebrew (I live in Israel) - only 22 letters, but 7 declinations, REALLY stupid Nikkud system for vowels
    3. English - 26 letters, reasonably clean grammar. No accented characters. Would be perfect, if not the 190+ irregular verbs
    4. French (I studied it for 3 years) - 26 letters + god-knows-how-many accents. Grammar is a bit twisted (e.g. qui Nelly est? = qui est ce qu'est Nelly?)
    5. Arabic (also 3 years) - 28 twisted characters. Thank god, only 3 wovels. Impossible writing, barely comprehensible grammar. 2 million words of vocabulary, dozens of different dialects, e.g. in Egypt they pronounce 'q' (q'uf) as deep 'a' (a'in).
    6. Latin (not serious) - 26 characters, no accents. 5 verb declinations, a few noun cases. Stupid plural/declination/case ending system.
  192. Chinese not a candidate for World language. by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 2

    Cantonese and Mandarin are not candidates for world languages, regardless of how influential China may become in future, because they're too frickin hard for foreigners to learn.

    The majority of speakers of any 'world language' will speak it as their second (or more) language, and many will speak it badly. Some languages are more suited to this than others..

    English, regardless of what you may thing of it's spelling and sloppy sentence structure, is easy to speak badly. You can jumble the syntax, and mis-pronounce it barbarously, and an English speaker who is paying attention will (usually) understand you fairly well. A Russian armed with an English phrase-book can fairly successfully buy bus-tickets, tell the cab-driver where he wants to go, etc. .

    Cantonese and Mandarin are tonal languages, this means very subtle differences in pronunciation and inflexion can radically alter the meaning of the words. A Cantonese speaking workmate of mine once demonstrated this by saying two completely different sentences, that sounded identical to me (even when I got him to repeat them several times, and listened really carefully). One was an ordinary innocuous sentence you might use while shopping, the other was grossly offensive - the worst thing you can possibly say about someones mother! There's no way a tourist with a phrase-book is going to get the pronunciation accurate enough to communicate reliably.

    On top of that, there is the problem with the written form. Again, any language with a non-phonetic writing style is inherently more difficult for a foreigner to learn. The one thing people complain about most often when learning English is the inconsistent spelling, imagine how much harder it would be if every word was a little pictogram that had to be rote-learned!.

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    1. Re:Chinese not a candidate for World language. by ryusen · · Score: 1

      from what i've heard english is considered by many to be the hardest to learn as a foreign language... many people who are used to more structured languages have a hard time understanding expections within exceptions to grammatical patterns(i would shudder to call them rules)

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  193. They already did that. It's called Lojban. by BKX · · Score: 1

    They already did that. It's called Lojban. www.lojban.org

  194. Which just begs the question... by grappler · · Score: 2

    Why won't it be adopted here on /.?


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  196. ENGLISH by Dollyknot · · Score: 3

    Well I've been through the lot on -1 and no where can I find mention of royalties :-). English is my first language and my last language. Not one post mentioned the *real* power of English, that being spoken English lends itself to accents very easily, the reason for this is, spoken English uses lips instead of throat. To understand this, observe the frequency of gestures with different languages. Using lips gives a more subtle nuancy of meaning, by virture of more control of sound, do you really want to talk as though you are spewing.
    However I do agree written English is a mess, and its spelling moreso
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  197. Some international internet statistics by NoInfo · · Score: 2

    Amount of pages in different languages, users, etc: http://www.glreach.com/globstats/ind ex. php3

    According to this, English is 49.6% of the internet population.

  198. My parents would not follow by DVega · · Score: 1
    The beauty of this is that it conveys this information accurately in a way that my parents would follow.

    My parents would not understand it. Because they only read Spanish. :=)

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  199. American English by craw · · Score: 5
    Only a putz would think that English is not the defacto language of the internet. Now I know that some of you European prima donnas might think that English looks rather passe when compared vis-a-vis to your rather bizarre languages. You do not have carte blanche to say this.

    English is the grande dame of the internet, not some language du jour. English is not a kludge consisting of some funky words that we so irregardlessly made up. English is the Big Kahuna!

  200. If you watch any sci fi... by garagekubrick · · Score: 5
    You'll know that English is the language of the future. How's that? Well it's pretty bloody obvious, aliens speak perfect English too.

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  201. mandarin by Swede2048 · · Score: 1

    How about Mandarin? Last I heard it was the most spoken language in the world. From what (little, I might add) I understand, it is a Chinese dialect especially used in southern China? Regardless of the current standing in the real world, the article may be correct about the online world being almost all English. But the more important factor than current statisics is growth.. Are there any stats for the relative growth of languages on the internet?

  202. links by websensei · · Score: 2

    http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/america.html
    offers some good thoughts on American English as the lingua franca of the Internet, and
    http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/index.html
    lists some of the most common and egregious errors in the use of English.

    Posters on /. would do well to review the list Paul Brian's compiled. =)

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  203. lEt as fIks INglIx! by achurch · · Score: 4

    of course, you can read what I've written, and know that this is a horrible idea, but in the past 100 years, the english language(s) has metamorphed into so many different dialects that we may even put the chinese to shame. we have our share of slang and coloquialisms (sp?) too, and because the computer doesn't understand them, we are stupid for using them.

    I agree with you completely. English is an entirely too irregular language to be used for global communication. Especially this horrible spelling system. Who else remembers learning "I before E, except after C..." in their school days and wondering why it had to be so confusing?

    Well, we can du something abaut that. First off, let's meke sum sense aut uf thu vawels; no more uf this "I before E" crap, just plein Latun and short vawels. And wi can toss aut thos silli treiling E's whail wi'r at it.

    Thu cansonants also niid tuu bi cliind up. No mor "GIF or JIF?" argyuments--wun saund pur kansonant hiir. And wi kan teik keir uv TH, SH and CH bai riuzing q, x, and c.

    But qu vaulz ar stil kunfyuzing, so let's get rid uv kapitulizeixun. nau wi kAn yuz kApItUl lEtUrz for xOrt vaulz. And wi kAn also yuz kApItUlz for kansonants: N for "ng", Q for "qis" or "qat" (As apozd tu "qiN").

    fainali, wi hAv klind ap QU spElIN Uv INglIx! nau If wi kAn onli gEt rId Uv al Qoz IdiUmz...

    o, And dUz EniwUn no hau tu pronauns "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"? ai nEvr fIgyurd Qat wUn aut.
    (Translation: Oh, and does anyone know how to pronounce "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"? I never figured that one out.)

  204. Re:Let's... by B747SP · · Score: 1
    OCR in Chinese - not that hard actually. Believe it or not, easier than English.

    Chinese characters have very strict structure, and there are a large number of them. While you have a lot more choices, they're much better defined.

    Even easier than OCR in Chinese is handwriting recognition. There are some really good Chinese handwriting recognition programs in routine business use already. For eg, I was in HK last week with my GF. She went to a government social security type office to sort out some stuff for her family. The interviewer there took all her notes and filled out the forms on a page-sized touch pad with a stylus, and the PC recognised and input all the writing on the fly.

    I watched over some shoulders in electronics stores while people were trialling palm-like devices. Handwriting recognition there was very good as well.

    The key is that Kanji (Chinese characters) not only have a strict structure, the stroke order _AND_ even the stroke direction is well defined. (Look closely at those chinese calligraphy style fonts and you'll see that one end of a line is always thicker than the other - the 'brush' starts out thick and thins as the ink is used and the writer lifts it off the page).

    All that structure, stroke order and stroke direction stuff is well defined in Chinese culture - the kids have it drummed into them at school. The end result system is a handwriting method that is very easy for a computer to recognise with very high and repeatable levels of accuracy.

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  205. speech recognition of an internet lang by cheezus · · Score: 2
    we should all have to learn a new language the way we learned graffitti to get the palm to know what we were saying (beat up martin != eat up martha).

    American English is only recognized at about 95% (realworld) accuracy, even after being trained to a specific speaker. This is even after developing pretty mature hidden markov models, and having pretty powerful cpus. Other languages are very far behind, as it would take a lot to build new HMMs to deal with the many different phonems that other langauges have (mandrin chinese is especially dificult)

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  206. Why one global language? by GunFodder · · Score: 1
    I have seen comments from a number of people (that apparently didn't read the article) basically stating "English is already the world standard language, why not make it official?"

    Now look at programming. Supporters of C might say the same thing - "C is the most common language, why can't everyone else use it?" Or Java - "Java is the easiest language to use, let's make everyone learn it." Even Pascal - "Your bank is probably using it, why shouldn't everyone else?"

    The reality is that everyone has their favorite language and uses anything else out of necessity. I prefer Java, but I will use HTML or csh or whatever to get the job done. People feel the same way about their spoken language. They only use second or foreign languages when they have to, and as the rest of the world catches up to the economic and journalistic prosperity of the US people will demand services in their own language, and why shouldn't they? Now if only someone would come up with a computer language that can do everything :)

  207. (begs the question) != (demands question be asked) by websensei · · Score: 1


    Not to be overly pedantic, but it is a little ironic that your post itself employs one of the most commonly misused phrases in the English lexicon:

    BEGS THE QUESTION
    An argument which improperly assumes as true the very point the speaker is trying to argue for is said in formal logic to "beg the question." Here is an example of a question-begging argument: "This painting is trash because it is obviously worthless." The speaker is simply asserting the worthlessness of the work, not presenting any evidence to demonstrate that this is in fact the case. Since we never use "begs" with this odd meaning ("to improperly take for granted") in any other phrase, many people mistakenly suppose the phrase implies something quite different: that the argument demands that a question about it be asked. If you're not comfortable with formal terms of logic, it's best to stay away from this phrase, or risk embarrassing yourself.
    (taken from http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/begs.html )
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  208. Interesting point on English by Why+Should+I · · Score: 3

    English as refered to on the internet (and in the case of computers in general, is more likely than not american english. I mean I can't tell you how many times I have had to run through pages and pages of manually written html files (written in a text editor not that gui dreamweaver/flash shit) and do a find and replace for align="centre" with align="center".

    While this is a slight difference, it is significant, because there are a large number of non-American English speaking programmers out there and all these people have to learn how to program in one form of english and then go back to reading & writing in their native form of english.

    What you end up with here is alot of programmers who end up being confused about which english language mode they're in most of the time which gradually leads to a degradtion in the quality of both written forms of english over time.

    In this way, it could be argued (not that I neccessarily am) that the computers/internet/web are partially responsible for the gradual degradation of English as a whole - because it encourages inhomogeneity in the use of both forms.

    By the way most of the design methodolgies I have been taught at uni - when it comes to computer (software) systems design - deal with design systems that use graphical methods with direct dependence on english language interpretations and uses. Has anyone seen any design methodologies that aren't actually in english ?

  209. "Official" language doesn't tell whole story by fable2112 · · Score: 3


    Sure, plenty of less-developed countries have English as one of, if not the only, "official" language.

    Does that mean that all or even a majority of the native population speaks it at all, let alone as a first language? Absolutely not!

    (I wish I could find my sociolinguistics class notes *sigh*)

    I do remember that in at least one case, English was designated the "official" language to keep a war from breaking out between speakers of the two main languages actually in use in the country in question.

    The official language of Haiti is French. Do most Haitians speak standard French? No. Most Haitians speak a local creole that speakers of standard French would find difficult to comprehend.

    Of course, given that these people don't generally have Internet access, they may not be seen as relevant to the discussion. I'm just pointing out that they exist in large numbers.

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  210. what is english? by .Tacitus. · · Score: 1

    Are there any language majors out there? I am wondering how old English really is. Is it a new language created out from the mass migrations of more modern times? Why do people hate or resist english so much? Is it because it is the language Americans speak, and bastardise in so many instances with their 'sodi pap' and 'uh-huh' (sorry that came from Upper Michigan)? I skimmed over the article but I'd like to see some discussion on the subject. I am interested in what /.'s think.

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  211. Here's a few papers about why not to use Esperanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  212. Re:(begs the question) != (demands question be ask by websensei · · Score: 1
    Um, I believe you're wrong. "Begs the question" does not mean "demands the question be asked", regardless of context. This is how it is most commonly misused, but this misuse is nevertheless simply and completely incorrect.

    I do agree with your point that language is dynamic, ever-changing and organic. I suppose if enough people continue to misuse this phrase it will enter the general lexicon and the transformation/bastardization will then be more formally recognized. But this hasn't happened yet, so for now it's simply wrong to apply the term this way.

    I'm done nitpicking, I am surprised at myself for being so pedantic, and I apologize if I've annoyed or offended you. People who confuse it's with its and they're with their deserve this kind of response, not someone who has used a term in an understandable, if technically incorrect, way, and who obviously has a firm command of the language.

    Cheers.

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  213. A view from DejaNews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I use Dejanews a good bit (yes, I have a saved copy of the classic search form), and every time
    I do a search, there's usually fair fraction of
    posts in foreign languages (even if you set it to
    only search English results).

    Most commonly, I see taiwan-chinese (the tw. newsgroups, a lot of which seem to be relayed from BBSes), Russian (from the fido7 domain), along with German (lots of linux posts, de. newsgroups), italian (it. newsgroups), Dutch (nl. newgroups), some Norwegian and Finnish (no. and sfnet. respectively).

    Oddly, the "major" non-english languages are poorly represented. I see relativly little Spanish or French. Most of the Asian language posts seem to come from Taiwan.

  214. Why the disparity? by fable2112 · · Score: 4


    Two major reasons:

    1. Distance from concentrations of foreign language speakers. Since I live in New York, it would be fairly easy for me to drive to Quebec, but that's about it in terms of going someplace where the signs are all in another language (not counting the local alphabet-soup neighborhood). Contrast this with the much shorter distances between European countries.

    2. Americans are damned arrogant and think the world should learn English to accommodate us, but we shouldn't need to do likewise. This is nothing new -- my mother was an exchange student in Belgium about 30 years ago when some of the other American students she traveled with walked into a post office and started loudly berating the man behind the counter because nobody there spoke English. Never mind that English isn't one of the two official languages of the country.

    Rude. Very rude and arrogant. And the Internet seems to be making it worse, unfortunately.

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