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Dorm Storm?

The Ape With No Name writes: "I work as a network technician at a major Southern university and we are gearing up for what is lovingly called "Dorm Storm," aka the weekend the students return to their dorm rooms, ethernet connections and BearShare. We'll move in approx. 3500 students, install and configure 1500 or so network cards and troubleshoot hundreds of circuit, switch and routing problems over the course of the next two weeks (with less than 50 people or so). I was wondering if anybody out in the academic computing community had some advice, stories to relate, yarns to spin for the rest of Slashdot with regard to other universities and their networking for students. You might think you have had a hell of a time setting up machines for users, but this becomes a Sisyphean task when you face a wireless, IP only, Novell setup for a grumpy architecture student on a budget Win2K laptop - one after another after another!"

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  1. Want some cheese with that whine? by BLKMGK · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Come 'on - you can get pretty decent laptops for UNDER a grand now! Thousands more?! I'm sorry that you can't afford the Cadillac, try this Hyundai model - it works just fine.

    500mhz or higher laptops are in the $900-$1000 range from HP and others. Sure, the screen isn't 16inches, the HD not 20gig, and the RAM a little low (upgrades cheaply though) but this whine is just pathetic. Kripes, mine even had a silly DVD player in it. Get your head out of the sand and shop around a little and stop talking out of your ass.

    Watch your WalMart ads, that's what I did and I've got a servicable laptop without having to get a loan. They sell off last years models at fire sale prices and they work fine.

    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?cat=3 95 1&product_id=1242616&path=0:3944:3951:4070:56812&d ept=3944

    There was another one in a recent sales ad too, an HP model think, that now sells for LESS than what I paid for mine, has 200mhz more CPU, a faster DVD, and a drive double the size of the one I bought! Heck, I just took the online sales-ad into my local store, had them match the price, and walked out with my new toy....

    This is an investment in YOUR future, don't be penny wise and pound foolish!

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    1. Re:Want some cheese with that whine? by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2

      Um, I'm gonna ignore the obnoxious and insulting title of your post for now. This discussion is a few days old now and I don't expect anybody except you to read this, so this is simply for your own information. While it's true that older laptops can be bought cheaply second hand or on sale, universities have a tendency to demand purchase of a particular model, or from a list of acceptable models. They do this for good reasons related to having to support the damn things (and bad reasons having to do with their own profit), and they don't usually pick the cheapest available ones. Hence, a financial burden.

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    2. Re:Want some cheese with that whine? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2
      But I can get a real, live computer, with much better specs, for far cheaper than those laptops. Laptops tend to be more finicky, harder to use, easier to steal, etc., etc. They might be nice if you're carrying it around all over the place, but if you just want to be able to surf the web, type your essays, and play your games at home, they're a step down, not up.

      I'm already sick of the ways that the universities screw you out of your money (books, written by faculty members, that cost upwards of $100 and are never used in class? Fortunately, after my first semester I got smarter and stopped buying books until I had read them and decided I wanted them.) I attend the University of Arizona ... if they started doing something similar here, I'd just ignore them. (Fortunately, "They do it at ASU" is enough to convince most people here to fight against it.)

      It's the students' business how they decide to get their education. I can understand requiring basic things that are necessary ... but there's absolutely no excuse to require a $1000 - $3000 piece of equipment that's of only limited utility to many people. The only reason they do this is because some fraction will buy the laptops available at inflated prices through the university. It's disgusting. If companies didn't place so much importance on the ability to buy yourself a diploma, maybe we could go back to learning things rather than playing this stupid game.

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  2. Ugh, I'm so in the middle of that now. by da3dAlus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Geez, I'm going through that right now. I'm starting my last year at SPSU, but also my first year as a resident assistant in the dorms. After checking in all the students, the next thing we face is helping the newbies with getting set up on the network. Many do know what they're doing, but some (like the ladies and some REALLY dumb freshmen) that just like to plug telephone cords into their NIC's. Anyway, aside from them, it's not too difficult, but we only have 400 residents in 2 dorms, and maybe 50-70% with computers. It's not anyone's duty to help, but most of us do it out of the kindness of our heart (or for the affection of one of the ladies, as the case may be for some single RA's here).
    Anyway, the only problem I've seen this year is just the arrogant "freshies" as we lovingly call them. They insist on giving bad advice, plugging things in wrong, using the wrong settings and workgroup, etc. Some love to run Win2k Adv Server, and leave the DNS and WINS services on...

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  3. Re:Wake Forest University by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    My brother goes to WFU, and he indeed has an IBM Celeron-based laptop (with a rather large screen).

    By default, every WFU laptop (all IBM thinkpads) comes with a wireless LAN card, and every dorm and campus building has a wireless transmitter in it. Every dorm room also has a lot of ethernet ports (more than the number of tenants in the room, I believe, enough for the laptop and a desktop machine for each student.)

    All is not well, however: they also require some horrible Windows authentication to get onto the network, however. This authentication is tied into DHCP servers, so you *have* to logon in order to get an IP address for any length of time. Doesn't bode well for Linux users, I'm afraid.

    - A.P.

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  4. Hits close to home by verbatim · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a technician that will bear the sole responsability of installing over 500 network adaptors in the first few weeks of September, let me ask new and returning students for a few favours:

    1) please be patient when wating for an appointment, and please don't be mad at the technician for scheduling difficulties.

    2) understand that the technician has nothing to do with (a) network administration, (b) vanity hostname assignment, or (c) 'hooking people up' with free network access (it makes me fell like Jim Carrey's character from Cable Guy).

    3) No, I will NOT configure your Linux box to route the connection into your other computers.

    4) No, I will NOT help setup that webserver for you.

    5) Please do not ask me why your cheap-ass soundcard is incompatable with the new ethernet adaptor.

    6) No, a 386 does not have a PCI bus. No, I can't force it in. No, we don't carry any ISA cards, but will happily install one that you purchase.

    7) The PCI cards cost $80. The PCMCIA cards cost $180. Smaller does not equal cheaper.

    8) No, you can't have a vanity hostname (see 2.b)

    9) Yes, this service is for 'academic use only'. Do I care if your research major is erotic adult material? No. And I don't want to know.

    10) Please have your installation media handy. I don't care if it is a CD-R with a warez group name inked on the front - just have the fucking media... you have any idea of how many different versions of windows there are?

    11) sorry, we do not support Linux.

    12) No, you cannot run a DHCP server on our network.

    13) Yes, we have a very fast connection.

    14) No, you cannot use an analogue modem because the phone lines carry a charge. No, sir, an electrical voltage kind of charge.

    15) No, I cannot give you a static IP (see 2.b)

    16) No, I will not give you an upgrade to Windows 2000.

    17) No, I do not have any Linux CD's with me.

    18) No, I will NOT remove the warranty sticker. Please have your dealer install an interface card.

    I am there to install an Ethernet card and install the drivers for our supported platforms - which are _clearly_ stated on all of the reading materials.

    The thing that _pisses_ me off is people that complain about the cost of our network services. We run at least four times faster than cable (and download and upload speeds are the same and uncapped) and charge only HALF the price. Yes, that is still more than a regular dial-up ISP, but you are getting a LOT more value for your dollar.

    I will NOT diagnose/repair general computer problems. I do not care that you've been waiting for a week because I have been working as fast as I can. Complain to my manager and maybe they'll get another technician on the job. I do not have the power to hire extra help.

    Just another fustrated tech person who tries to do his best and get the job done well. We need your patience, cooperation, and support. Thanks.

    :)

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    1. Re:Hits close to home by verbatim · · Score: 2

      It's not worth the hassle. I did it before without thinking and it came back to bite me in the ass. Whatever you choose to do, make sure that your manager is aware of it and approves of it.

      As any service technician would do, ensure that you cannot be held (personally) liable for any damages (consequencial or otherwise). This doesn't mean that your employer isn't responsable - just not you personally (ie. "oh, he wasn't supposed to do that").

      It sucks having to tell a customer that you are not allowed to violate the warranties of other companies, but there really is nothing that you can (or should) do. If the customer insists that you remove it, have them do it :).

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    2. Re:Hits close to home by verbatim · · Score: 2

      Install = $50CDN
      Service = ~$25CDN/mo (payable by term)

      Our network (AFAIK) is a fully switched 100Mbps network with a gigabit backbone. We have one residence at each campus (~30KM apart) and each house about 800 people (I think). I'm not really a networking guy, so I don't know all the gritty details (I know enough about networks to (1) not touch them. I work in systems).

      Someone decided we would buy a whold bunch of 3COM (3C905B-TX) 10/100 nics for residents. Currently these cards are loaned to the students (they never actually pay for the card unless they break or loose it) for the term. We are working towards rolling the network fees into the residence fee, but... well... one word: politics.

      As a comparison, cable service is $55/mo and not nearly as fast or reliable (we have some really good network people).

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    3. Re:Hits close to home by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 2, Funny

      damn, you guys specifically charge for net access? They should do like my school and roll it into the housing fees where nobody'll complain about another $50 or whatever it is. The thing about college fees is that they're so huge nobody cares about adding little things like that...keeps the students in line (I can happily say that now that I've been out of the dorms for the last couple years :)

      But whoever sets the price of nic's at $80 needs a good whack on the head. I got my ne2k for $12...and I don't care what people say, it's no less reliable than the 3com stuff I've used.

  5. Got Beer? by richardmilhousnixon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do what WSU does, sell cheap beer ($8/rack or so). People will be more interested in getting drunk than downloading porn/mp3s.

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  6. Re:Believe it or not... by maggard · · Score: 2
    Of course the unspoken assumption is that "The Ape With No Name" is a heterosexual male in search of a partner.

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  7. Re:Did just this thing for 3 years by IronChef · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Alert: this is not a troll, and I am only 30 years old. (Old enough to remember when dorm room connections were almost always dial-in, and that Mosaic browser in the computer lab was the cool new thing.)

    Why bother to support broadband connections in the dorms?

    I may be way off the mark, but I can't imagine the technophobic, behind-the-times profs I had in school putting enough course material online to warrant a wired dorm room. And that goes DOUBLE for the CS profs... man, we used to joke about how that weird Fortran prof probably used a punch-card word processor.

    But suddenly now it's an educational Utopia where all the course material and TA office hours and crap are online? I have a hard time believing it.

    Personally I consdier connectivity to be as important as running water, but I don't know if I can justify it in an educational setting. There are still computer labs, and there's always Earthlink if you really need it.

    It seems to me that this is being done all over just because it seems like a good idea, when in fact it may not be. If connectivity is so damn important, why don't they provide computers too?

    (I almost canceled this post, it's a bit cynical even for me.)

  8. Recruit from the Student Population by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2
    Get some tech-savvy student volunteers to help out with the setup. No admin privileges, just things like explaining people's context, the fact that they have to locate a NIC driver for their particular hardware, etc.

    At least the girls' dorms will get hooked up quickly that way ;)

  9. Re:bearshare/napster/etc by FreeForm+Response · · Score: 2, Funny

    A friend of mine who lived in my dorm here was a really big sitcom-episode-trader kind of person. Simpsons, Seinfeld, Titus, Family Guy, etc. He was running some form of Gnutella clone, and he somehow managed to exceed 87 gb uploaded in one month. The network folks sent him an email kindly asking him to quit it... and he taped it to his door, with the big numbers circled. =)

  10. Only on Slashdot... by J.J. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only on Slashdot can that comment be "Insightful," as opposed to "Funny"

    1. Re:Only on Slashdot... by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's because here on slashdot, people know: Offer free tech support once, and you're forever branded as the tech support guy, and you do tech support for free. If they need help, they go to you cause you're free.

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    2. Re:Only on Slashdot... by ozbird · · Score: 5, Funny
      Only on Slashdot can that comment be "Insightful," as opposed to "Funny"

      To be rated "Funny", the original comment should have read:
      You forever get assigned to the realm of "the guy who drank all my beer."
  11. Reminds me of 1990... by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Funny
    The University of North Texas Business Department decided that every student taking a business class (any business class) would receive a free floppy diskette for each business class they take. One twist: each diskette would be labeled for the student and class for which they were receiving this diskette. These labels were to be hand-applied. To each diskette.

    Now, UNT (watch those radio call-letter jokes, folks) has a good population and more than Marketing and Accounting fall under business. Many students from various disciplines take classes from the Business department. I know...now.

    Yeah, it's not as bad as having to configure BearShare for the hapless, but tedious, laborious work it was, nonetheless.

    To pass the time the group of us (working in Technical Support for the B-Dept) would try to find out which female would be looking to get married soon -- ranked, of course, by the madien name and how "unfortunate" it was. Then, we chose which males would be most unlikely to marry, based, again, on the unfortunate nature of there last names. Thousands of little diskettes...all hand labeled...I'm sure the bosses wondered why we'd suddenly burst out laughing...

    One other incident - a student continued to access the campus BBS (run on the Univeristy's VAX) with phony names and would troll the boards. (Gee...why does this sound familar?...) Anyway, we warned him that it was against system policy to sign in as a psuedonym once you were found to break etiquitte, especially. ("Carl Marks" was one...not real bright this troll). Anyway, one night he logs in under a psuedonym (we traced the connection to his dorm room) so we thought we should teach him a lesson. We called the residence hall and spoke to the resident assistant and told him that this student was improperly accessing the BBS, and would he go to his room and tell him to stop breaking the rules (the phone was busy -- dial-up access back then). The RA misunderstood the severity of the situation and called campus police who raided the poor guy's room, shouting, "Hands off the keyboard -- step away from the computer." Don't know if the guns were drawn... Wow. They thought he was hacking into the administration system or something. Hilarious, but not at all what we intended. Sadly, he withdrew from the University after this incident.

    (maybe he's lurking Slashdot now...Hello? Carl? you there?)

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  12. Re:Believe it or not... by Dwonis · · Score: 2

    Damn! Where did you get that shirt?

  13. Huh? What's the big deal? by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone is excited about building the networks, but the support obligations that the network creates are another question.

    Bah. It's not a problem at all.

    Set up a DHCP server. Circulate a photocopy:


    "Your network connection is through DHCP-addressed Ethernet.

    Your e-mail address is $DORM_ROOM@$CAMPUS.$UNIVERSITY.edu.

    Your password is ($DORM_ROOM * $SOCIAL_SECURITY_NUMBER) / $MOTHERS_YEAR_OF_BIRTH.

    If you can't get it working with these instructions, drop out now and save your parents a whole lot of money.

    Welcome to the $UNIVERSITY at $CAMPUS, have an adequate education."

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  14. Did just this thing for 3 years by wesman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Use cards from the same vendor. Don't support any windows 3.x machines. Older macs are easy but take a variety of cards. Easy to support but hard to stock card inventory. Laptops are picky and we never got 1 card to work in every laptop. We kept a few of another brand just in case. Buy 15 extra dongles for every 100 pc cards. A trouble ticketing system is a must. A large percentage of your users will be able to get everything working on their own. Many will help neighbors. It is a great way to meet new people.

    1. Re:Did just this thing for 3 years by squistle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Computer Science department at BYU where I was attending Grad School actually requires internet access of some sort for every class. Professors no longer hand out a syllabus at the start of the semester. Students are expected to read it online. All homework assignments are posted online. Every class has a newsgroup and students are held responsible for information, assignments and schedule changes posted to the class newsgroup.

      In many classes, all grades are distributed only through an online system that requires a student ID and password to gain access.



      Besides, the school uses broadband internet access as a lure to get people to live in the dorms. Most people here live off-campus after their freshman year, and the school is trying to get more people to come back as sophomores and longer. Broadband internet is the number one reason folks choose to stay in the dorms.

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  15. On the other hand by aozilla · · Score: 2

    With all these stories about how to make the network admins life easier, how about a question to bypass some network admin restrictions.

    Specifically, I'm wondering if anyone knows of a place which will tunnel (PPTP or other VPN style) static IP addresses through outgoing connections. Basically, if you're connected in your dorm with outgoing only connections, and a dynamic IP, I know there's technically a way to tunnel out to a static IP and then be able to receive incoming connections through that tunnel. At $5-10 a month I bet you could get a lot of takers. I know I'd use it since my Verizon DSL doesn't allow incoming connections (for the most part).

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  16. It's worse than that by Goonie · · Score: 3, Informative
    You get assigned to the category of "the guy that not only can fix my computer, but can be called up at any time of the day or night to fix my (or my friend's) computer for free". Whilst on campus, the *only* people who should know about your tech-savvy status are fellow hackers/geeks so you can set up LAN games and so on . . .

    Being the designated computer geek will *NOT* get you laid. It will *NOT* win you friends. All it will get is people calling you any time of the day or night, particularly the week where all the arts students with the crappy old computers and rotting floppies ask you whether you can recover their Word 6.0 document for them . . .

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    1. Re:It's worse than that by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2
      Jesus - listen to what you just said!
      the guy that ... can be called up at any time of the day or night

      Just show up with a six-pack and make it a fix-my-computer/social visit. Did you ever think that if they are calling in the middle of the night it might lead elsewhere?

    2. Re:It's worse than that by IronChef · · Score: 2


      Been there, done that. In my dorm I was known as the "Mac Mage" for my wizardry. The dorm's official computer lab would even send people up to the 4th floor when there was a problem they couldn't solve. (quite often, I'm afraid.)

      Ungrateful bastards though, the lot of them.

  17. Training, Training, & Structure by edibleplastic · · Score: 2
    Those three things are the best things you can do to ensure a smooth transition for all the students. As an ITA (Information Technology Advisor) at the University of Pennsylvania, I have handled Fall Crush (or Dorm Storm) for two years in a row now. The best thing you can do is to get teams for each dorm together, and get them in a week early so that they can go through training. Teach them how to take apart the computer, put it back together, install ram, ethernet, etc. Give them screwdrivers, cover your ass clips... I mean static clips, and pamphlets with the most common ip addresses (like mail servers, etc) Show them how to set up outlook, install anti-virus, SecureCRT, etc.

    The second thing you should do is implement a structure that goes from novice tech support students to medium skill students to paid staff helpers. When the first level person doesn't know how to do soemthing, have them escalate the problem to the second tier. 95% of all problems should be handled by the first 2 tiers. If it is a really difficult or unusual case, escalate it to the staff.

    The other part of the structure is to ahve a web site that people can access easily to add themselves to a queue. Give your tech support peeps access to this and use it as a way to get in touch with the cases, make notes about them, and escalate the problem if necessary. Put up posters advertising the website in all dorms and computer labs, and make it the point of contact for all tech support.

    I personally think UPenn's model is very good, and apparently they have been voted one of the best Residential Computing services in the nation. For more information, check out http://www.rescomp.upenn.edu Hope this helps!

    (here's a hint: make CDs full of essential software (secureCRT, Eudora, Anti-virus, etc) and distribute it to all the students. Also, give out free ethernet cables if you can... it makes everything much smoother.)

  18. Intranet File Search at Iowa State by km790816 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At ISU, a guy wrote a program to index all of the files shared on the network and then allowed people to search using a web interface. What a great way to reduce bandwidth. We had over 2TB of files shared at one point...over a dozen guys were sharing over 100GB. He wrote StrangeSearch on a Win2k box with Win32. I've written something very similiar in C#. A friend of mine used PHP and Samba. Anyone else do this?

  19. bearshare/napster/etc by Therlin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Napster and all those other peer to peer programs were really eating our bandwidth because of all the computers in the dorms. So now we reduce the available bandwidth for those ports/programs to almost nothing during the day. We then let them do whatever they want to (within certain limits) in the evening hours until a couple hours before the new business days.

    Probably not the best solution but it's working out for us.

    1. Re:bearshare/napster/etc by b0r1s · · Score: 5, Interesting

      my school has a slightly different solution ... each IP gets 1.5 GB a day of bandwidth. Exceed that, you and the admins get an email, explaining that bandwidth costs money and also explaining that it's very hard to exceed a gig a day in legal downloads. Three emails in one semester, and the admin's start threatening that you'll lose TCP/IP access beyond the router if it doesnt stop immediately.

      I've actually challenged the "its hard to exceed this legally" nonsense, because I download quite a few operating system ISO every few weeks, usually all in one day, when I need to use them, but as a whole, it's a decent policy. As an student sysadmin, I know that very rarely does anyone actually exceed a gig a day, and on top of that, I know that most of the emails go ignored as "one time accidents"... Only once do I know of the school actually cutting someone off at the router, because the person thought it was cool to run a warez box from the dorms.

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    2. Re:bearshare/napster/etc by nathanm · · Score: 2

      Wow, 1.5 GB a day! My ISP limits me to 4 GB/month, and I've yet to exceed that, even on 640K DSL. That's partly because I only download ISOs in my university department's computer lab, where I have access to a CD burner. One day I downloaded all 6 ISOs of the Debian distro from linuxiso.org. It was around 3 am though.

    3. Re:bearshare/napster/etc by Telek · · Score: 2

      holy shit... my university gives 25MB/DAY AVERAGE (Max 150MB/day, if you exceed that you get pushed down to 10MB/day max until you're under 25MB/day again). That's it. Yeah, it *really sucks*. We literally had people selling their extra bandwidth, it was pretty pathetic. I just called ma Bell and got a DSL line in my room, DAMN were people jealous then...

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  20. Automatic Registration by SwtValleyHighHooker · · Score: 3, Informative

    If any of you guys have Cisco switchs then you can use Vlan Management Policy Server. It allows you to assign students to vlans based on mac addresses. I designed a system built around this switching feature. When a student plugs into a dorm port, the first packet they send triggers the switch to look up their mac address in a central database. Barring an entry they are dumped into a fallback VLAN where I position a DHCP, DNS, HTTP multihomed server. The DHCP assigns them a non-routable IP address to communicate with one side of the box. I then instruct them(through check-in documentation) to open their browser. I wrote a tricked out named.conf, that no matter what domain they request, it always returns the IP of my server. Thus, they will connect to my server and I can collect information, including their Mac address from the arp cache...they fill out the form and their data is dumped into a database, a perl script is called to add their mac address and vlan assignment to the VMPS database(a flat text file) and fire out a SNMP packet out the public interface to tell the VMPS switch to grab the VMPS file and refresh it's tables. Viola! Totally automatic...we were having trouble keeping up with the volume of activations, so I had to think of something(there are 3 of us for 3500 ports, and 2 are student aides).

  21. Re:Tech support load varies with configuration cou by Col.+Panic · · Score: 3, Insightful
    imposing arbitrary restrictions isn't the answer

    I agree. My answer would be that there is only one *supported* configuration. You can use our NIC, Windows 9x, NT, or 2000, and we have a first-call, first-served policy; or fix it yourself.

    The users should be allowed (even encouraged) to run their own OS, but restricted from putting up servers just like most ISP's AUP's dictate. No one can run DNS, you can only run DHCP behind a firewall (and if it leaks, your IP gets shut off until you procure a clue.)

  22. Re:Do what my university did by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh! My department would fall apart if the Uni banned *nix machines. Most of the Professors use either Linux or Solaris, I use Linux on my workstation (Dept. Sys Admin), and all of our graduate student computers run Linux (We're cheap, the hardware is old and Linux run much nicer that Win95 which the best these babies could handle). We'd be bankrupt just buying licences for all the copies of Windows we'd need (Not to mention the faculty and staff rebellion (well ok, I'd actually be the only on to notice on the staff)).

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  23. Re:mandatory laptops by Knara · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I couldn't agree more with this. We had a "movement" (read: Adminstration pushed plan with the backing of some "students" who basically were in it for some more scribbles on their resume) a few years ago on the campus I am currently working/studying on. The plan, of course, was (eventually) for all incoming freshmen (regardless of their degree program, how ridiculous is it for a theater arts major to be required to have a laptop?) to pay some $xxxx amount of money per semester to get this laptop.

    Now, let's make the (rash and perhaps partially correct) assumption that mommy and daddy have enough money to foot the bill for this little toy. Well, it turns out that like many Universities, they lacked the infrastructure (or even the _plan_ for infrastruction) to support 2000 new students with laptops. Furthermore, they lacked faculty support (CS department wanting to know why student who spend most of their time hacking on Sun machines were going to need laptops), student support, and though I wasn't working for the IS department here at the time, I'm guessing IS support. So, after a "campus meeting", during which a few gamers expressed their glee that now they'd be able to play a kickass game of Quake in freshman Physics lecture, the "decision" was may to delay the plan's implementation while they "studied the issue further", or some such nonsense.

    Why do I say it is nonsense? Because the very next semester, the pilot program had already started (with, you guessed it, theater arts being one of the pilot degree programs). And to add to the foolishness, under the nose of nearly everyone the science and engineering college is requiring little WinCE gadgets for all incoming freshmen (which, of course, ended up requiring the IS department to give those little toys to all their staff members this summer _just_ so that they could be able to support them). Nevermind that the "plans" for using them are little more than vaporware (I'm told that one CS professor has some software developed over the summer to use in lecture notes in the CS Intro series, but other than that...), or that the wireless network on campus won't be anywhere near adequate to support a couple thousand people for another year or two. Oh, did I mention the WinCE pocket rockets run around $600 a piece?

    And why do we have these lovely bits of technology? We're told it's to "make the University more competative with other schools around the country", but it's not the faculty, staff, or students who want these things. It's the administration with their "technology makes education better" mindset. It seems to be a foregone conclusion that if you introduce technology to an educational setting the quality of education automagically increases. Then again, these people often haven't set foot in a classroom for decades, if ever in a non-priviledged situation, so their experience with that kind of educational environment is lacking.

    The point? Students don't _need_ laptops. In my experience they're more of a pain in the ass for everyone, rather than being a benefit. They cost too much for the average student's budget, and most professors don't know what to do in order to make them valuable in terms of assisting their course plans (putting notes in PDF form to reduce photocopy costs really doesn't count). Support for them can be a pain (unless everyone uses the exact same system/software combo, which seems like a pipe dream to me), assuming you can organize any at all (it was amusing to watch the IS folks play a game of "not it" when it came to WinCE gadget support).

    In short, Friends Don't Let Friends Support Manditory Laptop Programs.

  24. Re:Strict Guidelines only way to cope with load by Jeremy+Gray · · Score: 4, Funny

    Strict guidlines are good but these "network administrators" had their heads in the sand or perhaps somewhere even darker.

    Of course, whoever run this network was a obviously a bunch of jack-booted microsoft thugs whose hobbies include generating mountains of logfiles.

    What I want to know is which unix was running the workstation that ran Perl to analyze all that crap.

  25. Re:Tech support load varies with configuration cou by Tim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Spoken like a person who's never had to do tech support."

    Spoken like a person who has no respect for his users.

    There's a fundamental difference in philosophy here. One camp would suggest that the tail wags the dog--the network admins get to say who can use the network, and how the network gets used, because it's their job to keep the network up. The other camp--the dog-wags-tail group--would acknowledge that they A) are working at a university B) would have no power if it weren't for the users they serve and C) only really have to deal with a single mad rush for a few weeks at the beginning of the year. These people would have to begrudgingly accept a few rough weeks at the beginning of term as a part of the job.

    Yes, users can call tech support with stupid/unanswerable/unsupported questions. Yes, you can simply refuse to answer those questions. Yes, these users still take up a call. How many times do you think they'll call back if you tell them no?

    I have worked tech support, and I do understand the frustration. However, I also know that imposing arbitrary restrictions isn't the answer. Sooner or later, your users will figure things out, and if your restrictions are too imposing, someone will be clogging your lines with complaints, instead of questions--or worse, calling the dean to get you canned. Being draconian is never a winning strategy.

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    Let's try not to let fact interfere with our speculation here, OK?
  26. Re:Similar Problems by spudnic · · Score: 2

    So who's responsible when one of your high school helpers burns someone's personal computer up?

    I'm not trying to be rude, I'm curious. I'd be very worried about liability for things like this.

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    load "linux",8,1
  27. Re:You have problems, Check this out by hearingaid · · Score: 2

    you also have no network security, at all.

    it's kinda funny. last time I was up in Ottawa, I sat down in front of one of your lab computers, and gave a three-finger salute. much to my surprise, the tasks menu appeared. I thought "what can I do?" and tried running telnet. again to my surprise, the machine complied happily and I surfed to my domain and checked my email.

    it ran netscape too. you guys really need to download TweakUI and use it. really really need. ;)

    can't remember the name of the campus. it was the one that's close to U of O.

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  28. Re:Rogue DHCP Server by _xeno_ · · Score: 2
    Why not set up your router to pass everything on the DHCP port (53?) to a firewall and block returns from incorrect MAC addresses? Actually, I guess this might not work if you have hubs between computers and nothing really "smart" until it hits the gateway. Although it should be possible to set up a network monitor that sends out DHCP requests every hour and alerts the admins if it's getting a response from an illegal MAC - automate it further and shut down that user, assuming every wall drop is separate.

    As any real net admin by now can tell, I've never run a network involving connections to other networks; don't really understand the DHCP protocol; and have no real idea what I'm talking about. But I'm fairly certain that there's a solution to that problem to be found.

    Besides, it's very nice to have a network set up for DHCP since then when clubs try and run LAN parties, all the club netadmins have to do is set up a DHCP server running on the LAN party LAN and then all the incoming people who know just about enough to cart their computers over and not much more can just plug into the network and go without worrying about network settings. This solves the problem of trying to give out IPs and watching as the people go back to their dorms with the LAN IP and can't get back online.

    This is extremely helpful when various dorms are on different subnets and will try and route packets to a non-accessible gateway if left to static settings.

    --
    You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
  29. Bandwidth by "Zow" · · Score: 2
    ANY school that has more than 1500 students per semester should have at least a full DS-3, if not two.

    Man, I remember when my school of 30 000+ students was served by just two T-1 lines. And that was just 8 years ago. . . I'm starting to feel old.

    -"Zow"

  30. Keep the smoking gun for LARTing by xixax · · Score: 4, Funny

    A friend was berated by a student last week after a said student maxxed out his download quota and the account was locked. Apparently he was doing "vitally important research". The guy backed down when given a list and asked to identify which pR0n and MP3 downloads were so important to his course.

    Xix.

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  31. Strict Guidelines only way to cope with load by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Interesting
    At the university I recently graduated from, dorm dwellers had to meet strict guidelines to connect their computers to the LAN. It was a bit of a pain at first, but the years went very smoothly.

    Each dorm room was configured for two residents, and thus had two phone jacks and two switched 10/100BT ethernet drops.

    The guidelines were as follows:
    • Windows only (Win95/98/ME/NT4/2K)
    • Desktops *had* to use a campus-provided (free) 3Com NIC
    • Laptops *had* to use a campus-provided 3Com PCMCIA/Cardbus NIC (not free, but only $50)
    • The NICs were distributed with the MAC addresses already recorded and configured into the DHCP servers. Thus, the user always got the same IP address.
    • "Academic file sharing" (windows file sharing not requiring a password) was welcome. Warez was not. Napster, etc were blocked, but all outgoing requests were logged and investgations were made.
    • NICs had to be plugged directly into the wall jacks, no hubs, switches, or routers. The LAN level switches monitored MAC addresses to enforce this.
    • EVERYTHING was logged at the switch and router levels. Violators *were* contacted, warned, and often expelled.
    Harsh, perhaps. But I can't recall a single problem aside from a few intial NIC driver issues (which 3Com and the university were able to resolve quite quickly). Verbose, step-by-step installation procedures with screenshots for every modern version of Windows were included with the NIC. Free installation and setup was also available.

    Thankfully, the rest of the university was a pleasent blend of Windows, MacOS, Linux, and commerical Unix. "Housing and Dining" was the only department with the Windows and our NIC only policy.

    Had I not lived through it, I would probably bash and complain about such strict regulations. But, hey, it worked. Bandwidth was plentiful and the LAN was always up.
    1. Re:Strict Guidelines only way to cope with load by krogoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i'd think that a much better policy would be to only 'officially' support windows - if you want to run another OS, you have to figure it out. It's not too much better, but I would hate to have to use windows.

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      They that quote Benjamin Franklin on liberty and safety deserve neither.
    2. Re:Strict Guidelines only way to cope with load by Jebediah21 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll remember that tradeoff thing when I tell my roommate we only get CSPAN on TV, but it never has any problems.

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      Everytime you look at porn a devil gets their horns.
    3. Re:Strict Guidelines only way to cope with load by Ryu2 · · Score: 2

      Dude, what university was THAT?

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      There's 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
    4. Re:Strict Guidelines only way to cope with load by green+pizza · · Score: 2

      I mean, listen to yourself! You required users to buy your NIC (at $50?!?), use only the operating systems that you allowed (I still haven't figured out what you're preventing by not allowing Linux as a client OS, aside from happy users), you misused the concept of DHCP, and you completely violated any standards of academic opennes and integrity. Your network sounds not like a success, but a disaster!

      Me? I was a student there. Not an admin. Not an assistant. I was just a student. I didn't agree with their policies either, *BUT* things did work out quite well. All in all, I have no complaints. It was a tradeoff, but a good and fair one.

    5. Re:Strict Guidelines only way to cope with load by Tim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Thankfully, the rest of the university was a pleasent blend of Windows, MacOS, Linux, and commerical Unix. "Housing and Dining" was the only department with the Windows and our NIC only policy."

      And you were also probably the least used network on campus. Maybe that's why you had so few network problems. And it's not that impressive a statistic, precisely because you serverely and arbitrarily limited the functionality of your network service to attain the (less important) standard of uptime.

      I mean, listen to yourself! You required users to buy your NIC (at $50?!?), use only the operating systems that you allowed (I still haven't figured out what you're preventing by not allowing Linux as a client OS, aside from happy users), you misused the concept of DHCP, and you completely violated any standards of academic opennes and integrity. Your network sounds not like a success, but a disaster!

      I wouldn't be so harsh about most of your policies, if you didn't also mix in a number of shortsighted, non-benificial rules in there as well. What the hell do you care what the user does behind his/her dorm-room port? Are you filtering packets? Blocking ports? Yes? Then it doesn't matter if Joe User wants to set up a single windows PC, or establish a 10 computer NAT network in their room, hidden behind a linux firewall. Second, why would you want to alienate technically savvy users by requiring them to use hardware or software different from what they already have? If a Joe User can do his own install, do you care *what* he installs? Of course not! Your rules provide no benefit, other than to stroke your own sense of power.

      If I were both a competent network user and a paying student at your university, I know I would've done my best to get you fired. Sheesh.

      --
      Let's try not to let fact interfere with our speculation here, OK?
  32. Re:Consider Texas A&M University by green+pizza · · Score: 2

    All dorm rooms have two ethernet ports. When a student plugs in, they are taken to a registration page (regardless of their destination) where they can register their machine and assign a DNS hostname. They are then free to use the network.

    How did you pull that off? What DHCP/router trickery did you do to make the web browser automatically go to the registration page upon browser launch on the new network? It sounds quite cool and useful, but I can't for the life of me figure out how you did it.

  33. Re:Try the same thing for 15000 users by leperjuice · · Score: 2
    I work as a contractor to the Army. I was called on the carpet by my military manager about something. In the midst of a discussion about "teamwork" (not actually applicable to my non-offense), he said (and I will never forget this):

    "I would rather be all wrong together, than all right in different ways."

    Ponder that statement and how it reflects the military mindset.

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    -- "I am disrespectful to dirt. Can you not see that I am serious!"

  34. Re:Similar Problems by "Zow" · · Score: 3, Funny
    9. Keep a close eye on possible haxors. You know how to identify them, the kids who bring their own Cisco routers to school.

    Be more concerned about the ones that bring someone else's Cisco routers with them.

  35. mandatory laptops by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This recent trend towards mandatory laptop computers for students is a BAD idea! As a university student I couldn't afford a computer of *any* kind until about 4th year when I needed it to write up my honours thesis (and had saved up for years). If I'd been required to buy a laptop (typically, $1000's more than a desktop machine) upon arrival, that would have been an egregious financial burden on me. (I still have that desktop machine, in fact I'm typing this on it now... 5 years later).

    Summary: mandatory laptops = kicking poor students in a vulnerable spot.

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    Freedom: "I won't!"
    1. Re:mandatory laptops by Eil · · Score: 3, Insightful


      My friend once made an offhand remark a few years back. At the time, I thought he was merely being sarcastic. He said, "I kid you not, colleges exist only to make money."

      I know, I know, acedemic institutions are supposed to exist solely for the purpose of education. And, for the most part, they fulfill that adequately. But why, when colleges get all these grants and donations, do the students have to pay through the arse for education?

      Not just for the tuition either. Think about it. You have to pay for *everything*. Books, supplies, meals, rooms. Even frigging lab hours. This is one of the reasons I'm partially disgusted at colleges and universities. I'd like to hear other people's comments on this. Don't just mod me down (which I know you will), please tell me if and why I'm wrong.

    2. Re:mandatory laptops by toast0 · · Score: 2

      my school does a mandatory laptop program (well supposedly you can get out of it, but its a pain in the ass, so you just bitch and moan at the pick of laptops) where they charge you $X/year (1/3rd of that each quarter, summer no charge) and they provide the laptop, in two years, you get a new one, and in two years after that you graduate and get to keep it as their gift (or some bs like that)

      last year was the second year of the program, and they've worked out most of the bugs (other than buying laptops w/ easily distructable cases)

      as far as i know, the 'technology fee' is subject to financial aid (and i've got a scholarship from the school that seems to magically add up to the technology fee)

      now if only they'd get an install setup that doesn't involve me wiping the drive as soon as i get it (this year is going to use w2k which will be a lot better than w98 since the particular model of laptop they used last year and this year doesn't do power management in w98)

      i don't know where i'm going w/ this so i'll hit sumbit :)

    3. Re:mandatory laptops by imadork · · Score: 2
      If I'd been required to buy a laptop (typically, $1000's more than a desktop machine) upon arrival, that would have been an egregious financial burden on me.

      For what it's worth, if any computer equipment is deemed required for your curriculum, including laptops, then you can usually get financial aid for it. Which means you won't get kicked until AFTER you graduate.

  36. Re:Ugh. by snilloc · · Score: 4, Funny
    "3. XY college students need an excuse, any excuse, to interact with XX college students. "

    I especially agree with this. Anything to help the geeks get some :)

    Too bad showing off one's geekiness is a good way to reduce one's chances of getting any...

    "Oh great! my computer is working. Oh look, an IM from my boyfriend. He'll be visiting almost every weekend. "

    Not that this sort of thing ever detered anybody from helping out some hottie - hope springs eternal.

  37. Re:When our campus got Ethernet in the dorms... by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2
    One night on gnapster I found a computer that had just tons of great Alice in Chains songs (whole CD sets) on a T3. I began downloading 10 at a time, but realized that could be considered quite rude, so I messaged the user with "I hope you don't mind, but you have a lot of great songs."

    Getting no response, I kept downloading. I became curious about where this great connect was from, so I tracerouted to it and found that it was some big university and they named the routers with meaningful names like WILRES01.XXX for Wilson Residence Hall or whatever. I pulled up the University's web page and found the dorm for that router. The user naming scheme was also easy to translate into the girl's real name. (Her Napster ID was Goddess something or other.) Pulled up the student directory and there she was. So I ended up messaging her with something like saying "Thanks again (first name), Wilson Hall looks like a really cool place. Hope you are enjoying it there." She never responded so I assume she was out for the night and left her computer running. Probably got back to her dorm and saw all these messages waiting and freaked!

  38. behind the times by Ryandav · · Score: 2

    Sorry, you're wrong. At large state universities and likely more and more at smaller institutions, online access is not only an advantage, it's _required_ for many of the classes. It's very common at UW for students to be required to subscribe to a mailing list or listserv the first day of class, and for TA's to conduct their office hours via email since we can't all jam in their mini-cube. (ah, the wonders of a state institution)

    it's not just a case of over-embracing technology, we're to the point where these things are part of what allows the whole system to work. Assignments are turned in online sometimes, grades and schedules are managed via secure hhtp, and the servers house our homework.

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    1. Re:behind the times by IronChef · · Score: 2


      Settle down, I admitted I could be off the mark. Frankly I'm GLAD that my creepy Fortran prof has probably had to adapt to the changing times. I am GENUINELY surprised that the web has become a useful academic tool though. I figured it would take a lot longer -- I thought the people I gradutated with would have to be the generation of profs that pushed those changes through.

  39. Breakdown of service by verbatim · · Score: 2

    It all breaks down to a few lines of service:

    (1) self serve:

    Students are required to do everything themselves. Life is easy for the school techs because they can support people as they need it and (when the load becomes heavy) simply point people to the fine reading materials while they wait.

    (2) partial serve:

    Students with more experience are hired as "assistants" who do the redundant stuff that any MCS... umm... trained mon... err... junior technician can handle. Anything out of the ordinary is handled by a trained, experienced, professional who hasn't been bogged down by the "usual" install stuff.

    (3) full service

    Technicians from the institution spoon-feed network goodness to all the new luse^H^H^H^Husers.

    1 - low cost, high support requests, possible problems with badly configured computers.
    2 - medium cost, low requests, (risk factors?)
    3 - high cost, high requests, good results

    I think 3 is a good option in environments where the network is sensetive to, oh... I don't know... clients running DHCP and DNS servers from their rooms... steal^H^H^H^H^Hborrowing IP addresses of others, etc.

    OTOH, from a service standpoint, #2 might be the best choice. Have an immediate support person and, if a problem arises, a more technical person is available.

    Work with what you have, and see where you can go.

    Good luck all.

    --
    Price, Quality, Time. Pick none. What, you thought you had a choice?
  40. Move ins and computers by dopplex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At my school a subportion of the students are trained to help with computer problems. These students are usually work-study students, and also usually have a decent amount of computer background. While most of them are completely inequipped to deal with any serious technical problems, the student base providing top level support frees those who are more competent to deal with the real issues. In order to make sure that the students who are the "Information Technology Advisors"(ITAs) (Who don't necessarily have much prior technical experience) are qualified, they all have to come in a week and a half early, and are given training courses. While I don't have a behind the scenes perspective, the system does seem to work pretty well, and although the ITAs are very busy at the start of the year, nobody seems overwhelmed. (Plus the people who do the REAL work and who aren't students don't have to deal with individual problems and are free to run around dealing with all the problems generated by the newfound network load of thousands of mp3s and movies being traded over the network all at once...)

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  41. Re:Dear Penthouse by Col.+Panic · · Score: 3
    Hehehe

    "She asked if I could get her box running, so I started pinging her host. I told her my uptime was impressive and we could frag all night."

  42. Believe it or not... by Cycon · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...but this is a great way to meet women.

    No, seriously. Especially if you're not getting paid to do it, but are just helping out a friend-of-a-friend kinda situation. You're doing something you know how to do for someone who doesn't, and there's a pretty good amount of downtime in between reboots and so on. It's a great opportunity to meet some new people, and mingle with the ladies.

    Just don't come on too strong, or act like there's anything special about what you know. Sitting around in someone's dorm is a great way to learn a bit about them too. Ask about the people in the pictures on their desk. Ask if they have a particular interest in the artist who did the painting they have a poster of on the wall.

    There's no reason that you should look at this as a "Sisyphean task" ... it's more of an opportunity to meet some new people.

    --Cycon

    --
    Your Brain + EEG + LEGO Robots = Brainstorms
    1. Re:Believe it or not... by Jason_Knx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What you do then is speak to them about everything but computers while you set theirs up. Then you look like somone who has another life who also just happens to know computers. Only tell them what's going on if they ask a question. The less specific they are the less specific you are. You'll still be "the guy who can fix my computer" but you may also be somone to associate with beyond computers.

    2. Re:Believe it or not... by DigitalGodBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I always wear my black shirt that says in large white letters:

      No, I will not fix your computer.

      That way, they know I'm helping them out of the kindness of my heart.

      Plus it's good for a few laughs from other geeks as you proceed thru the halls.

      --
      "liberty and justice for all those who can afford it"
    3. Re:Believe it or not... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Well. Then offer to become "the guy that can fix my pelvic tilt."

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    4. Re:Believe it or not... by demaria · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope man. Doesn't work. You forever get assigned to the realm of "the guy who can fix my computer".

    5. Re:Believe it or not... by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

      you realize of course there are tons of geeks packing their bags for school and insuring they have a copy of the above msg to use as the holy gospel to meeting chicks at college.

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    6. Re: Believe it or not... by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


      Good advice.

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      Bush's education improvements were
    7. Re:Believe it or not... by the+gnat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoo boy. Glad to see I'm not the only one who was thinking this.

      Once last semester I was stuck in my computer lab till about 1am on a Saturday night- not that I had anything better to do, but this was an unusually busy week. A girl I knew sent an email saying something to the effect of "I had this question you might be able to answer.... [etc] you should go out tonight!" Huh. So I reply, "Here's the answer. . . let me know if you're free later on, we could get something to eat."

      I crawl back in my dorm room at 1:30, phone rings, it's this girl. We go out for ice cream. She's so stoned she can't walk straight. Why the fuck do I even bother? Sitting in front of a computer 8 hours straight on a Saturday may not be much of a social life, but I'd prefer to have conversations with conscious people. After that I pretty much gave up trying to have a social life at school.

      Another time a girl asked me to fix her computer while her entire suite was preparing to go to a dance where "the less you wear, the less you pay." It sounds sort of sexy, except that she wouldn't ever have called if it didn't have anything to do with computers. I guess they figured I was gay or something and wouldn't mind.

      I've always found the stereotype of guys who prefer computers to girls to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Jeez, if they don't care enough to ever hang out with me (while coherent), of course I'm going to sit in front of the computer and mope.

      Not that I'm bitter, of course. :) Thank god I'm still not a CS major.

    8. Re:Believe it or not... by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 2

      Well, he (probably) was dropping a fair hint with that XX, XY reference - male and female chromosones; XX=girl, XY=boy, IIRC (though it was 7 years since I finished GCSE Biology, and I've not done any genetics since then).

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    9. Re:Believe it or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      another great way to meet women is to pretend to trip, and grab their boobs. they like and respect that.

  43. _Duh!_ It's an /in/, not a golden ticket. by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 2
    I've already mentioned it in a post lower down (so bonus removed due to redundancy), but this is just an opening. Think about it; would you rather be a stranger in a club competing with other guys, or would you rather be someone who's invited to the girl's room to do her a favour for a half hour or whatever?

    Suuuuure, if you just sit there, communicating only in grunts and Tech-Speak(TM), eating her pizza, drinking her beer, then bolt when you're done, then they won't really be interested in you as a person. You've gotta show them that you are a person, and a person that they'd like to get to know.

    Personally, I've hardly ever pulled in a single night, but I've done just fine meeting girls and building on that. And this is a great opportunity to meet girls.

    They're not going to sleep with you just cos you can recite the IP address of two dozen warez sites. But while you're fixing their machine you can talk to them. It's surely not that difficult to comprehend....

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  44. Re:Freshman Girls by unformed · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but eventually some of them progressed to full-blown (no pun, really) sexual harassment.

    It's not harrassment if you enjoy it, and if you didn't enjoy it...man, i pity you.

  45. An idea for next year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, you could probably have about 250 people if you allow some knowledgable students to act as "support specialists".

    Essentially take the good junior, senior, and grad students and make them an offer to be able to move into the dorms a day or two early, get a free t-shirt, and eat for free for that week... Then in return, they work their TAILs (pun intended) off for the next week or so setting up PC's for people moving in...

    We did that for the "move in crew" - the people who helped you schlep your stuff to your dorm room in a laundry cart - they moved in a coouple of days early for training, etc. but it worked out well.

    They got to hit the campus before everyone else, before the traffic jams, packed Wal-Mart's and grocery stores, got their room set up, and even snuck in a semester's worth of their favorite alcoholic beverages before the usual security forces were on duty :->

    PLUS, you got to meet every hot looking chick before everyone else did... Some of them couldn't wait to get movin if ya know what I mean...

    Aside from the free crew - make sure you have standard procedures set up for accomodating Macs, PC's, Linux boxes, and Laptops. Only support about 5 different interface cards. PUBLISH PUBLISH PUBLISH what you support. Anything else - don't even install it if it's in there when the tech shows up. Tell them it's not supported, and you're not allowed to install it. Tell them they can buy a supported card at a hefty discount from Academic Computing or whatever and walk out. Stick with what you know and it'll go smoothly for everyone. Just one "unsupported" install will have a ripple effect that will adversely affect everyone's appointment for days...

    And yes, definately give lessons to these geeks on people skills... Flat out tell them to FAKE BEING NICE. No condecending attitudes... Tell them it will get them dates! That alone will force MOST of them to be nice.

    Leave a simple survey URL to be completed once they're online. The tech getting the highest score gets a free hard drive, or some RAM, or some food points or whatever... It's cheap encouragement...

  46. Re:Self Install Guide by GC · · Score: 2

    tell me the truth... you cannot please be please using Novell!!!!

    jeez - I thought free software had eradicated them!!!!!

    :-)

  47. Freshman Girls by whatnotever · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Nuff said? ;-)

    Heh. Well, being assigned as the sole CA (Computer Assistant) for the freshman girls' dorm was both good and bad. I mean, nubile young things giving me massages or sitting in my lap wasn't all that bad, but eventually some of them progressed to full-blown (no pun, really) sexual harassment.

    Oh, the work? Nah. "I really have no idea how to fix this" worked well in plenty of cases. I would just pass it on to another CA, who might or might not get around to it. We weren't the most efficient organization, really...

    1. Re:Freshman Girls by whatnotever · · Score: 3, Funny

      Trust me, there are situations that just *aren't* all that enjoyable, even if you're a sex-starved geek. The harassment from the aforementioned nubile young things wasn't too much of a problem. It was the obnoxious, unattractive, self-described dyke who sort of got to me...

      It's cool, though. She didn't have 'net access for almost a whole semester. ;-) (Really, though, I had no idea how to fix her computer, nor did anyone else, and she didn't seem too bothered by it, anyway.)

  48. how we do it by PapaZit · · Score: 5, Informative

    At the university where I work, we've been gearing up for the last few weeks. We have guides that answer the common questions for the users intelligent enough to read them. For the rest, we'll have every warm body helping with phones or going from room to room to help with setup.

    One of the most important bits: have a clear SLA. Be sure that you know and users know exactly what you do and don't support. At this point, inconsistency is a killer, because if one guy's willing to do more than the others, users will keep calling back until they get that one guy. If anything's changed since last spring, be sure that <em>everyone</em> knows exactly what was changed and why.

    Give your specialists some cross training. Be sure that your mac guys can do basic windows troubleshooting, and vice versa. It seems like all the Mac questions hit at once. It must be a mac user group mind thing. ;)

    It's too late for this year, but automate as much as you can for next year. If you give your users access to your help database and you give them documentation, a few will check there. Set up web forms for network registration, account registration, etc.

    Whenever your department doesn't do something, find out who does, and make sure that your info's correct. Students will call IT wanting to know how to register for classes online, or how to set up their telephone. That might be enrollment or the registrar or telecom or someone else. Be sure that you know, and that it's documented so that you're not sending users on wild goose chases. Otherwise, they'll call back (or worse, be referred back by another clueless department), and the second time around, they'll be pissed.

    Most importantly, schedule breaks. We tend to push ourselves too hard during this time of the year. A lot of people just keep going "for another five minutes" until they pass out because they've been working for 6 hours straight without stopping for food or toilet breaks. If you've got someone who won't stop, force them to get coffee for everyone else. That'll get them away from the users for a minute, at least.

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  49. Re:Wondering by Wolfstar · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Not really, and for several really good reasons.

    First off, he says that out of the 3500 students invading the campus, 1500 of them will be screaming Mommy when they head in and try and get connected. This is about right for A) The incoming Freshmen, and B) The terminally stupid upperclassmen.

    Also, the number of people bringing computers to school with them and thinking that the archaic 8088 XT that they just dug out of the basement - usually because their parents can't or won't let them take the high-end 486 that the family uses - might be a bit surprising. (This is of course an exaggeration, I hope. None of my friends who've been there and done that ever mentioned anything quite so drastic.)

    Also, there's the fact that, while the NETWORK might be able to take the abuse, it's not guaranteed that the Network ADMINS can handle the stupidity. Super-cheap-laptop + Win2K + Novell + Wireless = Twitching Admin. I really can begin to imagine the hell of it all compressed into three days or so, because - even if it wasn't tech related - I've worked the bookstore during hell week at a fairly large University before. You can't begin to imagine the disruption of life that occurs to the people who work on campuses at the end of the summer unless you've been one.

    And yes, I imagine he IS in fact crying over his lost phat pipe. =)

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  50. What about competent admins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    128.169.131.102 - - [19/Jul/2001:19:27:48 -0400] "GET /default.ida?... HTTP/1.0" 400 327
    102.131.169.128.in-addr.arpa name = SAPITS1.ADMIN.UTK.EDU.
    -Justin

  51. Re:Similar Problems by hearingaid · · Score: 3, Informative
    Never help anyone with a Compaq Presario. They are a nightmare. Corollary: If you get suckered into helping anyone with a Presario, never, ever, call Compaq Tech Support asking for a recovery disk.

    on the upside, Compaq now has its recovery disks and other stuff available for download. at least for the battered old Deskpro I use as a firewall. :)

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  52. LARP + Steam Tunnels = No Cable by jack+deadmeat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back in 94 my university decided to wire all the dorms through the steam tunnels. Made sense at the time- there was an exit from the tunnels that ended up by main network room- just get some really looong cable and run it to the dorms, stick a router in the closet, and viola, campus wide ethernet.

    Except they forgot to secure the wires in any way. And, while the tunnels weren't used to provide steam to the whole campus anymore, they still did pass near several heat sources. And you (very occasionaly) ran into racoons in there, for fsck's sake (Warm + underground + old grates = racoon heaven). The racoons tend to run like hell when people came around, except for that one poor bastard who ran into momma racoon.

    First time I ever heard of a network tech needing to get a rabies shot because of the job. (Those things are vicious.)

    The 'tunnels' were about 3 ft wide, 6 ft tall in most places, connected most major buildings (including the Athletic Center- great for midnight skinny dipping, but I digess), and a bunch of techs with cable ran wire all summer.

    Then the students showed up. And the SF fans took out their skeleton keys, and lockpicks... and costumes.

    Yes kids, AD&D in the tunnel systems is not just an urban legend or a myth from the Big U. Although no one ever built an APPASMU as far as I know.

    People running around in tunnels in near darkness plus cramped tunnels plus exposed cables...

    One pratfall later, you just un-wired all the freshman dorms.

    It would have caused much more of a fuss, except back then, only about 30 students (out of about 1000 freshmen) had even signed up for ethernet! No one got all that bent out of shape over a blown gopher session anyway.

    Then that winter, the cables running through one of the tunnels overheated. The idea that some of the steam tunnels might actually pass near some working boilers never occured to anyone, amazingly enough.

    So they got a whole bunch of PVC tubing, insulated it, and re-ran the whole thing to the freshman dorms... again.

    Supposedly, a few students tried running cables to various locations near surface grates to set up a WAN back in 98 or so- don't think anything ever came of it though.

    While you are trying to set up accounts for thousands of students who need their pr0n, just remmeber, you could be facing down a crazed momma racoon instead.

  53. Re:Wondering by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 2

    Also, the number of people bringing computers to school with them and thinking that the archaic 8088 XT that they just dug out of the basement - usually because their parents can't or won't let them take the high-end 486 that the family uses - might be a bit surprising.

    Once a girl down the hall asked me to help set her computer up. She had just gotten it shipped from Hawaii, and it was still in the box. I unpacked it and connected all the cords, and turned the switch on.

    "Welcome to Windows 3.1"

    She had paid $60 to ship the thing, easily twice what it was worth. I felt bad.

  54. Tech support load varies with configuration count. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wouldn't be so harsh about most of your policies, if you didn't also mix in a number of shortsighted, non-benificial rules in there as well. What the hell do you care what the user does behind his/her dorm-room port? Are you filtering packets? Blocking ports? Yes? Then it doesn't matter if Joe User wants to set up a single windows PC, or establish a 10 computer NAT network in their room, hidden behind a linux firewall. Second, why would you want to alienate technically savvy users by requiring them to use hardware or software different from what they already have? If a Joe User can do his own install, do you care *what* he installs? Of course not!

    Spoken like a person who's never had to do tech support.

    Any user whose install doesn't go *perfectly* or who doesn't know how to install/configure network gear will be asking tech support for help. If there's one and only one allowed configuration, there's one and only one way to set up one's network card. Tech support is easy.

    Allow arbitrary hardware and software to be used, and you have a geometrically increasing number of configurations that your tech support staff will be asked to troubleshoot.

    Only give tech support for sanctioned configurations? That won't work very well. Joe Idiot will say, "But I paid to be on this network! Set up my machine!", or "But it's *almost* the sanctioned configuration! Now tell me why my FooCom 7 card is barfing!". Joe Linuxd00d will say, "Um, sure I'm using Windows. Help me debug my firewalling rules.". Even if you hang up on these people, you'll still get the calls.

    The university's networking department has to deal with all of this crud on a budget that is almost certainly far too small. I have no problem at all with them restricting hardware and software for machines connected to the dorm network drops - they're paying for the network infrastructure and support, so they have every right to say what they'll let people do on the network.

  55. Personal Experience with the dorms at UTK by dregoth · · Score: 2, Informative

    I lived in the dorms 2 years ago. They sell a really cheap NIC, it was like $9. The only problem was that they didn't have or give us the drivers for it. I gave up after about 2 hours trying to get it to work, by bringing disks to the library to find the drivers. I managed to really fubar windows in the progress. I ended up formating and reinstalling. Then dropped the computer off to them to install and setup. Got it back the next day and it worked(bastards wouldn't give out the #$&^in driver disk so I could do it).

    When I went to pick my computer up I watched them stick the cards in and use a drivers disk they wouldn't give us. They had LOTS and LOTS of computers to install because of this. They were working on computers for a good two weeks and regularly throughout the year when someone would get a new computer. Hopefully they are smart enough to provide a drivers disk with the NICs they sale this time around.

    A month or so later, I had fun downloading a redhat iso from the local sunsite. It took me longer to burn it then to download it... =)

  56. When our campus got Ethernet in the dorms... by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was the system administrator of my university's computer science club's machines the first term that the dorms were wired for Ethernet. Previously there'd only been dial-up access, with of course dynamic IP addresses.

    Well, one day, I noticed that our favourite luser was up to his old tricks again; logging in using stolen usernames, writing programs to tie up resources, flood the network, store gigs and gigs in /tmp, etc. I messaged him and politely asked him to stop it. He wouldn't. In fact, he was pretty cocky about it. "You don't know who I am, and you'll never catch me!"

    Imagine his surprise when 3 Very Big Guys [tm] from the Computer Scient Club knocked on his door and said "stop doing that." I guess he'd forgotten, in his excitement, that he was now on a static IP, and doing an IP-to-physical room translation was pretty easy.

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    - In Capitalist America, law violates YOU!

  57. Students know best by MikeLRoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are many universities where admin simply gives the task to students. They build and run their own routers, wiring, etc, off one large connection to the rest of the U.

    Whether or not you do that is irrelevant, however... Give some of the kids some admin responsibilities (or pay?), and let them deal with some of the simple problems. Lots of those kids can probably fix things anyways.

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    -Michael Roy Some people are like Slinkies. Not really useful, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down
  58. Re:Rogue DHCP Server by larkost · · Score: 3, Informative

    While I was in the tech support department of a large university we had the same thing happen, but the culprit was an Apple AirPort base station that apparently got hit by a power surge and went rouge. My box happened to go through a lease renewal after that, and somehow the network sleuths tracked me down as the culprit. It took some fast talking to calm them down and help them find the rouge box.

  59. Wondering by number+one+duck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does the network topology at these places change enough between May and September that it is *really* a problem of troubleshooting the network all over again? I can certainly understand installing all the cards and such for the incoming students (at ridiculous fees, of course), but aren't most campus networks already hardened against this kind of abuse?

    I'm suspicious, I think you might just be feeling a little down, watching your fat summer pipe go down the tubes again and all. :)

    1. Re:Wondering by Wolfstar · · Score: 2
      Speaking as a Routing Engineer, I'll say straight up:

      ANY school that has more than 1500 students per semester should have at least a full DS-3, if not two. Redundant links are even better. Sure, this gets to be a headache, but BGP on the outbound side and a few 45Mbit links or higher can solve a lot of other headaches. My sister goes to George Washington University, and they've got redundant links there, one of which runs to the ISP I work at. The one to us is a rate-limited OC-3, so they can triple their bandwidth with a few configuration changes (and about a week's worth of paperwork for the billing.)

      Especially now, with government-sponsored breaks for schools to get bandwidth, there's little or no reason to not have a few circuits, as well as backup links. Saves a lot of headache in the long run, assuming the school can afford it. Smart firewalling can go a long ways too. Reason those DS-3s got maxed is you've got 3500 students all trying to do stuff, giving them each a total bandwidth of 25Kbit/sec. Yep. a 33.6 modem would be faster.

      So it turns out that he really IS lamenting his lost bandwidth. =)

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  60. A few thoughts on ResNets by cfb · · Score: 2, Informative

    Being one of the sys admins who helped right a network management, monitoring, and billing system for a major university I have had some expierence with campus networks. Hear are a few tips.

    1) Provide easy to follow instructions. Both online and in paper form. Distripute the paper ones to the dorms, and bookmakr the online instruction in all the public user rooms.

    2) Only support the Operating systems you have the experise for. If you only know Windows 98 and Windows 2000, only provide support for those. Don't try and support an OS you don't really know. In the end the students will be happier wil no support than really bad support that might break there computer.

    3) If the hardware is the problem, tell them. Don't try and sugar coat the problem.

    4) Invest in some quality networking hardware, and develop a network management system. We use Cabletron's SFS switchs. In addition we have written a complete network management system that tracks MAC-to-user relationships, as well as what IP a user currently has, and where on the network they are. Despite the complexity of this system it allows for very powerful network management. We have been able to write a number of automated proccess this monitor the network and turn off ports if the user is causing a problem. This can be anything from using too much bandwidth, to trying to hack our servers, to trying to steal an IP.

    5) Finnaly, DHCP. Make all of ResNet DHCP and make sure it is all behind 1 router port. This allows you to easily block things completely from ResNet. One of things we did a few years ago to prevent open-relay mail servers is to just block port 25 to resnet.

    Just a few of the things we have done to make our lives, and the lives of our customer service people a little easier.

  61. Some Tips by Redking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Have people fill out forms early, like what OS, what brand of NIC, etc... On the form, give them tips on helping them determine such info from their computer. Require all people seeking ethernet connections to have this form on them when they call/ask for help. This will help with the redundant questions..."what OS are you running?" "uh...i dunno" "well, reboot and tell me what you see on the screen."

    2) Post network info in BIG poster boards attached to the dorm bulletin boards right at the entrance to each dorm. Some genius admins have directions to getting ethernet posted on the web. That sure helps when you have no ethernet connection in your dorm.

    3) Plan conservatively when making troublshooting appointments. People get discouraged when you tell them you'll send a tech to their dorm at 7:30pm and the tech doesn't show because he's still at another dorm rebooting for the 9th time. People will be surprised the tech is early and appreciate him/her spending extra time troubleshooting their connections. It's better to take it slow, get one problem done right then do quick fixes and make repeat visits.

    4) Have a TOS in plain english. List programs people are discouraged to use. If you have a per port traffic limit, publish an easy link for people to check how much they've used.

    That's about it!

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  62. I feel your pain, but... by brink · · Score: 2
    ... just think how much worse it could be.

    When I was a lab consultant for my school, I had to help make sure all the Windows 3.1 machines could access the Banyan Vines network. Sometimes it seemed that if you even breathed funny, everything would break.

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    - Jonathan
  63. Re:Ugh. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> rely on the students who know what's going on to share their expertise with the ones who don't.

    Yeah, double ditto on this!!! Definitely, ask for help.

    1. Techies are always willing to show off.
    2. College students are idealistic, and thus willing to give their time freely.
    3. XY college students need an excuse, any excuse, to interact with XX college students.

  64. What I learned in my one experience by cheinonen · · Score: 3, Insightful
    1. Make sure you have at least one expert for every 4-5 other tech people you have. If you are training people for 2-3 days before they work, they're going to screw up sometimes, and you're going to have to fix it. If you have 2 expert techs for 30 newbies, you're going to be swamped with problems continually.

    2. Make sure people sign out when they are going to do an install so people know where they are. Walkie Talkies for the higher level techs can be a good idea, and if you have desks spread out to the different dorms, you're definately going to want a good way to communicate. When you can't track down the Level 2 tech because he didn't sign out for an install, it's going to be frustrating.

    3. When people say "I'll try to do it myself", unless they have an iMac, tell them just to wait for a while and someone can do it for them. Once you've done 50 of these, you can do it in your sleep. However, if they've severely screwed up the machine before you get there, it makes your job a lot harder.

    4. Make sure the computer runs before you get there. You're job is to fix the network, not to get their CD-R drive working, not to show them how to download pr0n, or how to install Quake 3. If you fix a printer or something else, they are going to tell their friends to call your office when their printer breaks, and your boss is going to hate you. If you are really nice and fix it, make sure they know never to call you guys about it again.

    5. Send everyone out with certain things: Screwdriver (multiple bits, you can get them cheap), a 50' ethernet cable that you know works (can reach across the dorm room, can eliminate cable as an option), a PCI card, an ISA card, a CD with drivers for all the cards you support. You'll be amazed how many people try to use a phone cord instead of Cat5, so you'll want the cable for sure. Bring cards that you know work so you can eliminate the card being broken quickly.

    6. Remember - Computers don't always work like you think they should. You'll find that a card will work in one PCI slot but not another. That if an ISA card is in one slot but not another, the PCI card will stop working. There are a million little things like this that cause problems because you think it should work, but it won't. Experiment with things like this. Make sure to check the BIOS and that it doesn't have some stupid issues. Don't be afraid to disable something in Windows Control Panel, but ASK FIRST.

    7. Since you should keep computerized records of all these appointments, if there is anything strange about the install (had to use a certain PCI slot, had to disable something), make a note of it and keep that around. This will help immensely in the future. You might do a million installs the first few days, but if you keep track of them, when you have to fix them later you will be really happy you did.

    8. Laptops suck. They love certain PCMCIA cards, they hate certain ones. We had a card that IBM's would never work with, but everyone else loved. I think IBM had a deal with 3Com so you couldn't use cheap cards in their laptops.

    9. Remember, the low level techs that don't know as much and cause more problems than they fix? They're very good at going and getting you food and drinks. They're beeter at doing that then fixing a computer they don't understand.

    10. Figure out who knows Macs, who knows NT/2000, who only knows 95/98, and if anyone knows Linux. Keep a list so people go to a computer they know. Have people write down what kind of computer and card they have when you go to do an install for them. It saves time and makes everyone happier.

    If you like doing installs, this is a really fun week, and after a day or two it gets really, really easy to do. You also get good stories:

    Compaq's had the expansion slot covers soldered at 10 points on certain models. They were not easy to get off. Nothing makes a parent feel confident like you ripping off their computer case and attacking the case with screwdriver with all your might to force it open. Sony VAIO desktops had this issue as well, but they were far less common. This week also teaches you what computer makers do a great job with their computers (Dell, Apple), and those that don't as much (almost everyone else).

  65. Faculty Storm. by ihafarm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wish I could tell you that it's easy, that with good organization and understanding it just "does itself". But I have no idea. Dare I say you actually have an easier task... I work at the helpdesk for the College of Ed at a Southern University. There are Three of us that service about 1500-2000 machines. It's hard to be exact. And I'm talking 45%-50% Mac's. Running on a Novell network. IP's assigned from BootP. I've got Grad Students running Win95 on Compaq Deskpro 166's...up to new faculty that spent $25000....yes Twenty-Five Thousand Dollars...on new equipment. You should see the office, Post-It notes everywhere. We talk about organization, but it's impossible, the time we do have a spare moment is spent catching up on jobs that got forgotten about, or a job that you were working on and had to put down thinking you'd be back in a minute only to be out for 3 hours. We tried a web-based ticketing system, in the midst of setting up ~300 new machines over the summer, needless to say it's still a Pre-Work in Progress. At the most jobs get written down in a notebook. We've got a backlog of 60-75 work orders called in since Monday. It can be frustrating, but also rewarding...Free food from faculty, a chance to check out the latest gadget. And the experience is crazy. I've learned more in the 8 months I've worked there than in the 10 years since I've been using computers. That's not just PC's either. I know a Mac like I know the back of my hand...now. Try telling a full professor that's got written instructions on how to check their email that they have to switch their AppleTalk connection from Ethernet to Printer/Modem port so they can print and then back again to get to shared drives...Jesus. I'm looking for ways to improve the situation...sounds like I'm bitching, but I'm not, it's a great job, great experience. Anyone down here in GA need a hardworking tech with Mac/PC experience? Send me a line, you'll get my resume. Bottom line - You need people. You need a way to use them effectively. You need an up-to-date and easy to use network. Good luck to you.

  66. Consider Texas A&M University by gott · · Score: 3, Informative

    TAMU will be introducing 10,000 students to the dorms next week. All dorm rooms have two ethernet ports. When a student plugs in, they are taken to a registration page (regardless of their destination) where they can register their machine and assign a DNS hostname. They are then free to use the network.

    One IP address per student is allowed. They can change their hostname at will. All configurations are done via DHCP, so any machine that can speak TCP/IP and DHCP are welcome on the ResNet.

    http://cis.tamu.edu/help/resnet_registration.php 3 for somewhat up-to-date information (we will not be supporting the PH nameserver for more than afew weeks, hopefully).

  67. They won't come to you by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I crawl back in my dorm room at 1:30, phone rings, it's this girl. We go out for ice cream. She's so stoned she can't walk straight. Why the fuck do I even bother? Sitting in front of a computer 8 hours straight on a Saturday may not be much of a social life, but I'd prefer to have conversations with conscious people. After that I pretty much gave up trying to have a social life at school.

    This is sort of the classic trap to fall into. I should know, I did. It's a simple fact of life that most people are more interested in themselves than they are in you. They aren't being inconsiderate, intentionally ignoring you, or anything else. You have to give other people a reason to pay attention to you. If you sit at a computer instead of interacting with people, you are not going to get any attention. You may as well be furniture.

    Learn their name, find out something about them, talk to them and be interested (even if you aren't). You don't have to like them, be friends with them, date them or even see them again. But it's good practice for the Real World, and guess what? You'll meet some pretty interesting folks along the way.

    Not everyone is interested in the same things you are. Just because someone could care less about computers does not make them boring, stupid, or worse in any way. It just means they are interested in other things. Chances are good those things might be pretty interesting themselves. Let them tell you about what they like. People love this.

    Most people are just as scared as you. They may not show it, or cover it up better, but it is true. Meeting new people is very hard to do. But they aren't going to come to you. Show them that you care and are interested in them and they'll usually respond in kind. Just ask questions and show a genuine interest in the responses. Will you meet some jerks? Sure. But most folks are pretty decent at heart.

    Just because some folks will not be that interested in you does not mean you should just go "oh well, nobody likes me, guess I'll just go play Quake". That is avoidance behavior. You're afraid of the opinions of a bunch of folks who are mostly interested in themselves. Most folks are more interested in themselves than anyone else most of the time. You probably are too, whether you care to admit it or not. It's ok, it's normal. But it's silly to go crawl into a corner because someone acted selfishly. It hasn't been the first time and it won't be the last. If you reach out and get ignored, it's ok, it happens to everyone. But if you stop reaching out, you will get ignored. Retreating into your computer, though seemingly comfortable, doesn't solve the problem. It's no different in most respects than an alchoholic drinking to forget his troubles. Sure you'll feel better for a while, but the problem will still be there the next day because you haven't dealt with it.

  68. Re:UWM? by hetfield · · Score: 2, Informative
    I work for Computer Operations in Sandburg at UWM, and I can hopefully give you some information to help you when you get here.

    When you get to Sandburg you'll need to stop by the main desk and ask for a Network Use Agreement (NUA). Read and fill out that agreement and drop it off at the main desk, along with your $25 network access fee. That fee is one-time only, and covers installation, 10mbps network access, and a patch cable to get connected. Any other hardware is your responsibility.

    You'll basically need to set up your box (Mac, Windows, or Linux) with an Ethernet card, TCP/IP and DHCP. If you're not familiar with the setup, you can bring your machine to our office and we'll set it up for you as part of the fee. When you get your computer up to your room, plug it in and start it up. When you get to a desktop start a browser. You'll see the registration page at this point. Fill out the registration page with your UWM email and password, your student ID number, and your receipt number from the NUA (if you registered within a few days).

    Once you submit the form you'll have to reboot (yes, even on Linux) and then you should have Internet access. If at any point you run into a problem you can't resolve, you can call us at x4606 or stop down at our office in the Commons and we'll help you any way we can.

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  69. Re:Similar Problems by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
    Use 10-Mbit hubs or switches in your dorms. This will keep the rest of your network (100Mbit?) nice and tidy from P2P traffic.
    Now THAT is one of the best damn suggestions I've heard in a long time. So simple, so obvious, I'd never have thought of it. QoS be damned! I LOVE IT!
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    Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
  70. Campus network woes by D.+Mann · · Score: 2

    Hey, if anyone figures out how to design a network properly, let the good folks over at The College of New Jersey know.

    With 6 T1s serving about 3000 students and computer labs/classrooms/faculty offices, you'd think it would be enough for reasonable Internet usage. But you're wrong.

    Someone, somewhere, ensured that unless you were using the Internet between the hours of 3 am to 7 am, packet loss would be in the 75% range.

    It's impossible to load even a simple webpage in anything less than 5 minutes.

    I don't know what it is... A bad or poorly-configured firewall, too much bandwidth being reserved for the labs, or Satanic interference... but it's bad enough to make me want to get a dial-up connection.

    To think that I'm giving up my cable modem in 2 weeks to go back there... ughhh.

  71. Re:Don't just be "The Guy who....." by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 2
    You knew what I meant. Stop being so pedantic. And yes, buff nerds are the exception, rather than the rule - check out The Portrait Of J Random Hacker over at The Jargon File - it's not just me who thinks that geeks are somewhat less inclined towards, say, becoming the star quarterback or whatever.

    I do actually take exercise, but I'm more inclined towards individual pursuits (stop giggling at the back) like running and mountain biking (I used to lift weights too, but I'm lazy). When I said "Jock" I was talking about your stereotypical biceps-much-better-exercised-than-brain type. I hope that since you also recognise the value of study, and are familiar enough with Slashdot to post here, physical fitness isn't your only pursuit in life. Which, as far as I'm concerned, puts you in the "Athlete" category, not the "Jock" category. Unless you actually enjoy crushing beer cans on your head and beating on people who're smaller than you....

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  72. I'm doing this in two weeks.... by avtr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll be doing this myself as a ResNet consultant for a major east coast university. Some quick tips:

    1) If a user has crappy hardware, tell him or her so. Make them splurge for a 3com. When you're configuring that many students, if 1% of them are running cheap-ass ethernet cards that their local vendors told them would "speed up the internet" or some such nonsense, I can guarantee you'll be spending plenty of time supporting that 1% over the phone for the rest of the year. Nip the problems in the bud.

    2) Definitely keep it as simple as possible. Make flowcharts. Win98? Ok, open box, insert card, driver disk / os disk, so on and so forth. Make sure everyone working gets a flowchart. Make them for the top 5 operating systems at your school. If the situation they encounter doesn't work / doesn't have a flow chart, have the consultant refer the problem to his manager. This minimizes hassles for everyone - flowcharts help your techies streamline things, and as a bonus you only get problems that require actual thought.

    3) HIRE AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. One day of training for 1 consultant for every 50 anticipated setups per week. (Our "Dorm Storm" lasts for three weeks. YMMV) Seem excessive? This is 10 setups a day - enough to compensate for the average difficult setup. More will leave your techies bored. Training should include NIC installation, different OS's, common user questions and the like. Bonus: handing out cd's with an automated installation and config program
    is a good idea. Handing out static wrist guards so that someone working under you doesn't fry an expensive machine and piss of someone's daddy is a *great* idea.

    4) Only higher tech support that is friendly. These people will be interacting IRL - they'd better be able to at least fake people skills.

    5) Keep everything as low stress as possible. That means air conditioning everywhere (it's the little things), free coffee for techies / walk in students, and anything else that makes this massive hassle a little less of, well, a massive hassle.

    6) Past five o clock, stay open with a skeleton staff, and have consultants ready to drop in on the dorm who are on call (i.e. have immediate phone access and the ability to go at a moment's notice.) Don't abuse this privilege, but do use it.

    7) Lastly, be prompt. Have everyone who doesn't get serviced by flowcharts go to the first manager AND DEALT WITH IMMEDIATELY. More than 24 hours for turnaround is too late, especially with this heat. Those who can't get helped by the managers should be an extremely small group - have one more manager and/or an emergency response team to deal with these guys.

    Good luck with yours... I'm at 1.5 weeks and counting...

  73. at uc berkeley by sugardaddyano · · Score: 2, Informative

    at cal, everyone is responsible for their own hardware. find a friend to help out. First week of school, you get a worksheet in your mail. fill in your MAC address, room number, and you're up and running. Also has directions on config your own hardware/software. Problem solved. Still got probs? sign up and have a student tech come and help. easy as pie

  74. Ugh. by YIAAL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a side of universal campus computing that doesn't get enough attention. Everyone is excited about building the networks, but the support obligations that the network creates are another question. Probably the best you can do is to have a really good FAQ available, and then do what everyone else does: rely on the students who know what's going on to share their expertise with the ones who don't. Could the tech revolution exist at all without free customer-to-customer peer tech support?

    1. Re:Ugh. by zhensel · · Score: 2

      The one problem being that colleges are having a hell of a time with people's computers getting set up wrong and then left with the student not knowing what to do. I'm headed to Illinois, and they have a pretty extensive technical support staff with "experts" in all the dorms and whatnot. They highly recommend an all-windows setup so that they can make sure that file sharing is turned off and that the computer is set up with the university-recommended virus scanner. They actually say in the handbook not to install Linux because it is more prone to virus and to only get installation help from certified staff (don't want rogue students installing backdoors when configuring others' computers). I imagine this is probably a big problem for university groups wanting to distribute free Linux CDs and help with installation.

  75. Self Install Guide by isaac_akira · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems like putting a small self install guide in all the dorm rooms might be a start. At least the more tech savvy users could be up and running on their own if you give them the vital info (router, dns, etc). That's one less user you have to deal with yourself.

    1. Re:Self Install Guide by kchayer · · Score: 3, Informative
      Seems like putting a small self install guide in all the dorm rooms might be a start...

      We do it that way. Once someone applies for and receives his account information, we send them to their floor's RA who has a couple of instruction packet to lend out. The packet walks them through installing basic Windows networking services, then they login with a generic "newuser" account, which automatically upgrades their Novell client to a modern version. We then use Novell's Application Launcher to install Netscape and McAfee virus protection--one click install for each. Netscape settings are downloaded from the login script; DHCP provides IP configuration; and we give them basic email account configuration instructions.

      We leave it up to the user to get their network card installed. Some of them have their friends do it, some do it themselves, and others pay us during our off-time. For those who either can't figure out the packet, or have problems with the procedure, we schedule a time to visit and get things working for them. We update our instructions periodically as we discover common problems and solutions to those issues. I suppose the toughest part--anywhere--is the fact that we're dealing with all sorts of different computer models. Some certainly present interesting quirks.

      We're a fairly small school, and not everybody has computers, so it goes pretty well. There's only a couple of us to handle it all. Word gets around and users help each other out quite a bit. We keep as much as we can centralized and generic, and automate settings and such through login scripts and such.

      We avoid a lot of issues but not officially supporting them, like file sharing and network gaming. People do it, and we don't have any reason to stop it, but they have to help each other out. We don't let them call up and get our help for things like that. "Research only" is the official policy.

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      "I say consider this day seized!" -Hobbes
      "Tomorrow we'll seize the day and throttle it!" -Calvin
    2. Re:Self Install Guide by edp · · Score: 5, Informative

      A self-install guide was my first thought too, but with an important addition. Most installation instructions I see, even most instructions of any sort, show all signs of being written by somebody who knows the procedure and writes it down. This usually yields a set of instructions that does not work, because the person who writes down the procedure knows what the instructions mean and also believes some steps are obvious and not worth mentioning. They might not even be conscious of them. E.g., "Set XYZ to ABC mode," rather than "In the XYZ section, click the radio button next to ABC mode and then click Okay."

      A better procedure is to write instructions, give them to a complete novice, sit them in front of a computer, then shut up and watch. Write down every confusion they have, then rewrite the instructions, and repeat until you have instructions that you know work for a novice.

    3. Re:Self Install Guide by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Beware the power-user. Believe me, the ones who know a little, are by far the most problematic.

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      :wq
  76. Re:Rogue DHCP Server by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not cool, dude.

    At my university, a couple of years ago some idiot grad student thought he'd like to set up a Linux machine. This is one of the tools who thinks "hey, I know DOS- how different can Unix be?", the type who installs Linux because it's 133t. I believe he was running RedHat 5.2, which back then had some idiotic default configurations or some setup that made it very easy to run the DHCP daemon.

    Oops. In one night at least 500 students lost network connectivity- and this was at the beginning of the school year when things were hellish anyway. My roommate noticed students' windows boxes showing "192.168.1.145" as their DHCP server. Of course pasting this into Netscape displayed the default Apache page. The network gods eventually figured out where he was and shut down his connection temporarily.

    There's a reason we don't support Linux. :) [ even those of us who swear by it ]

    -Nat

  77. Re:I Know... by hearingaid · · Score: 2

    what's more, DHCP solves all the problems with cross-platform compatibility.

    I have a win 3.11 box. (yes, FreeBSD runs on a 386; no, it doesn't run on a 20MB drive :) it takes a DHCP connection just fine. so do macs, *nix boxen, even the old-style DOS boxen. really any decent stack out there supports DHCP, and a lot of the crappy ones do too.

    on another topic. at my last workplace, they used fixed IP addresses for each computer workstation. sure, whatever. they also had security set to check to make sure that your IP address was correct: if you were using a non-approved address, the routers would lose your packets. this would prevent people from borrowing addresses, I suppose.

    how did they do this? they only had one hub for the entire building. I'm not sure how many micros were in the building. I'm estimating about six hundred or so. I never saw the hub. (I'm hoping it was actually a switch, but based on network performance, I don't think so.) but every 10BaseT cable disappeared into the wall, to re-emerge somewhere in informatics.

    why they didn't just use DHCP, I'm not sure. but they were an NT shop. :)

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    my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore

  78. Arizona State University by zpengo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You might look into what Arizona State has done to overcome their amazing feat: They're making it *mandatory* for business students to have laptops with wireless ethernet cards, which are then going to connect to a variety of online academic services, including those used during class. There's been a lot of news on it recently, and Google should be able to get you what you need.

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  79. Re:No no no - this is how you use geek skills; by radja · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Of course, she will need to call you (assuming she doesn't use hotmail instead),...

    just to be sure, put hotmail in her hosts file.. Oh yes.. I am an evil bastard, but all is fair in love and war ;)

    //rdj

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    No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
    --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  80. True Story by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I was an admin for a dorm network at the University of Michigan, we had one dorm router that would go down every weekend, without fail, on Saturday morning, and it wouldn't get fixed 'til Monday morning.

    The tech would go in to the closet, move the brooms and buckets and ironing board and cleaning supplies out of the way, and find it had just spontaneously restarted and needed to be intitialized. It was like the power had failed, but no sign of any other problems, and if that circuit had failed it would have knocked out half the basement.

    Eventually someone was in on Saturday morning, saw that it was down, and raced over to see what was up. I'm sure you can guess what he found...

    Yup, this kid always did his laundry on Saturday morning, and he'd use the ironing board there to iron his clothes. And he'd unplug the router to plug in his iron, then plug it back in when he was done.

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    PHEM - party like it's 1997-2003!
  81. Don't just be "The Guy who....." by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Look, if all you do is show up, sit down, say very little, and eat all her pizza or bolt like a scared rabbit once the job's done, then you'll be nothing more than the Computer Guy.

    Don't look at having geek-skills as a way to guarantee you'll score. All it is is an opening. Other guys usually have to buy her a drink (or several), compete with a dozen other guys, get her away from her friends, impress her with dance-skills and somehow manage to charm her over the noise of a nightclub. As a geek, you get invited into her room, get to do her a favour, and have a perfect opportunity to chat to her and show her that you're an actual human being, and can be witty, interesting and smart.

    And most girls (particularly university girls) really do value brains more than guys do. If she's after a jock, then you're wasting your time trying to pull her, but she may have friends who're more interested in someone who looks OK and can actually hold a conversation and make them laugh than they are in someone who's on the football team, but who's more interested in being a drunken-caveman-fratboy.

    Oh, and one piece of advice - download some file recovery software. You have no idea how grateful someone who's fairly inexperienced with computers will be when you magic a deleted file back into existance from their floppy drive. A common problem that need not be the disaster it seems.

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  82. Don't be like my university.... by peterprior · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The DNS server dropped my ip out of the table, so I couldn't collect my mail or anything as I was an "untrusted IP"
    I phoned up the computer room, explained what had happened, and asked if they could fix the problem.
    "We don't have anyone here who really knows about DNS servers, so if anything goes wrong with it, we just reboot it"
    was the reply.

  83. Re:Sisyphean by rho · · Score: 2

    Named after a man in Greek mythology who got the first recorded venereal disease, and tried to get it cured at the local HMO.

    That vicious bagbiter Hippocrates wouldn't allow the leech procedure and Sisyphus spent years arguing the case before Plato and Socrates.

    Eventually, Sisyphus went to an illegal back-collonade leechist.

    --
    Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
  84. Re:Rutgers University by hearingaid · · Score: 2
    Mind you Rutgers doesn't use DHCP, so that registering stuff might sound a little non-kosher to you small network DHCP guys :). We've tried, DHCP just isnt an option across ATM, more than two dozen routers and a few hundred VLANs.

    if you've got problems with distributing DHCP across your network (and I can well see how you might - the Rutgers network is legendary for size), there's an easy answer.

    make lots of DHCP boxen. all you need is an elderly 486/P100 or so with a network card. put one in each subnet. i.e., physically locate it somewhere in the dorm: one DHCP box for each router. the routers will block the DHCP nicely.

    in fact, once you get one box working, you should be able to image its drive and just change the subnet it's controlling, at least if you're using the same network card.

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    my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore

  85. No no no - this is how you use geek skills; by Dr_Cheeks · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dude, you're doing it all wrong.

    Firstly, don't make it look easy if you're trying to impress a girl. Furrow that brow in as manly a way as you're able. If you have an opportunity to take the cover off then do - actual physical work is always more impressive than clicking thru a windows wizard.

    Secondly, don't finish the job. I know; you're a perfectionist, but just fight that urge. For example, get her connected to the network and browsing the web, but *ahem* "forget" to set up her mail client properly - leave out some SMTP settings in Outlook so she can't get her mail. Then leave your number with her (be casual - scribble it on a post-it and stick it to her screen just before you leave) saying "There you go, that looks to be working OK, but if you notice any other problems then just give me a call and I'll pop back round, OK?". Of course, she will need to call you (assuming she doesn't use hotmail instead), and after that you become the person she calls first when she has problems. And with a bit of luck she'll tell her friends too : )

    Yeah, so it's totally immoral, but do you really care? Just try to act like a regular human (very few teenage girls care about how their POP3 account works or why M$ suck or what happened in last night's Gundam episode). Don't bombard her with Simpsons quotes. Smile. Take a shower at some point in the 24 hours before.

    Apologies to anyone who's offended by this, but it worked for me. You fix the problems that you overlook soon enough, you get to meet girls [insert non-gender/sexuality-specific stuff here] and they get their computers working quicker and cheaper than they otherwise would. Everyone's a winner.

    And remember what Kevin Smith says - "Personality counts for a lot"

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  86. your guide lines are a little too strick by axelbaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You guidelines are a little too strict. IMHO they some aspects of it made your life, and your students lives overly hard. Basicly your requireing Win 9x,NT alienates the easiest people to support. The iMac crowd. Ever setup an Mac with a moder OS (7.6.1+)? Out of the box its set to connect using ethernet and DHCP. Some schools (UC Davis is a good example) heavily promote this, and go out of their way to support Macs. They are rewarded with lower support requirements over all. Just my $0.02

  87. Michigan State University by carlocius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been a helpdesk consult for 3 years now, I installed ethernet cards for MSU students before I had my first class. This is what I do to prep my coworkers for the rush.

    1. Create floppies of the 5 POS net cards that Best Buy sells down the road. Keep them around, this year I burned a CD with them and a bunch of other utilities (3c95diag, etc).

    2. Tell your consultants to not worry about turning people away because they bring you their Grandma's old Recipe machine (you know, x86, 8 megs of ram, win3.1 or pre MacOS 7.0). They're job is one of utilitarianism, if they can help the old machines, try, but if not go on to the next walk-in.

    3. Work with the computer store oncampus (if you have one). They can ease the pain by handing out your documentation on how to setup pre-installed NIC's for your network. Putting some of these sheets in dorms would be great, we have yet to do this however. When those tech-sav's that come by to just pick up a NIC for their GF's give them a few network config packets to put in their dorm

    4. With a campus thats nearly 36 square miles we have setup multiple stations, some on dorms, one in the union, one in the Computer Center (mid-campus). If you can trust your consults to open and close a room with expensive equipment in it, do it. If they play quake 3 when it gets slow, fine, they make space issues go away almost completely, plus you look more professional and helpful when you are closer to students.

    5. With over 30,000 people on campus wanting ethernet, have late phone support (we are at midnight, but ever 2 am seems reasonable). Hook up some phones in 24 hr labs if need be.

    6. Mailings - Campus mail generally can put a 1 page flier in all mailboxes, put the URL/phone/location stuff on it. Nothing worse then a crying guy begging the front desk dude to setup his ethernet.

    7. Block netbios access between routers. These shares KILL our bandwidth, so reducing sharing to one's own dorm, or 1/2 of it helps a lot.

    8. No use in dwelling, the students will come, and no matter how much you prepare, they will overwhelm you at least a bit. Damn pr0n Monkeys.

  88. Re:Similar Problems by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Never help anyone with a Compaq Presario.

    Hah! You thought those were bad?! Back when I was getting students on the campus networ (between '97-'99) the worst proprietary brand you could come across was BY FAR those damn Packard Bells. I still have nightmares about the wacky shit they would try to do when they would boot with new hardware in them. The day we found out about them going out of business, everyone at ResNet breathed a sigh of release.

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    From hell's heart I fstab at /dev/hdc

  89. Re:My Experience by kreyg · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the students in my dorm were wired too, but I don't think it had anything to do with computers.

    :-)

    Oh, how I hated university.

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    sig fault
  90. At UPenn by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Informative

    At the lovely University of Pennsylvania, it's a total breeze. We have so many freshman that want to get an on campus job that they don't realize how badly they're being ripped off. So they sign up to be "Information Technology Advisors" and there are about 15 per dorm. One sits with a laptop at the front desk and people ask him for help. The other 14 sit in the computer lab on our bulletin board waiting for jobs to show up. We do a couple thousand cases in a week.

    They show up a week early for school for "training" where someone shows them how to download ethernet drivers onto a floppy from a website. And click on windows control panels to enable DHCP. Anything more complicated gets refered up to more experienced (And more paid) personel.

    I assume this is the way most schools do things. It's kindof cut and dried, cheap, and effective.

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    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  91. Re:Western Washington University Tales by ostiguy · · Score: 2
    As far as ResTek themselves, they wouldn't hire me into a paid position (despite my previous experience as a lab consultant at a previous university). I later discovered they had a policy of avoiding people with experience, and preferred people-skills. They figured they can train them later and be friendly for now. This is what happens when non-techie managers are in charge.


    Sounds about right for collegiate hiring decisions. I interviewed once with the internal IT staff of American U, never got a call back, but I realized that after 3 years, I'd be making 9.75 and have the honor of still working in a lab. This was after two summers of making 12 an hour. So, throughout my academic career, I did paid internships and part time gigs. Earned more, and saw more. Only thing I missed out is seeing a huge campus lan run, I worked in a lot of small offices in DC.

    ostiguy
  92. Re:Do what my university did by slykens · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The solution to this is now quite simple. Use iptables to drop everything incoming except from trusted addresses or networks.

    I do this on my @home connection and recently complained about a speed problem. The response was that they couldn't ping my computer. It is also quite amazing the number of scans that I log. Including from @home corporate themselves.

    As best as I can tell the only way they can tell you're on the network is by watching for arps and arp responses or udp traceroute packets. For some reason it seems the udp traceroute packets aren't subject to the input chain in iptables, but I don't know fer sure.

  93. Western Washington University Tales by Fogie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll include some great war stories from the dorm trenches at my particular university:

    The Residential Technology department (ResTek) has a program called TekHelps... 8-12 volunteers for each hall process work tickets for students needing to hook up ethernet for the first 2 weeks of school. We moved in 2 days early for training. Their policy was "TekHelps can touch the computer", which meant the user had to sit their and possibly learn how to operate the computer Daddy had bought for them. Cons: no pay, too much work. Pros: experience for resume, early move-in, many ignorant dorm honies. (Many of the girls I helped continued contacting me throughout the school year for my geek prowess.)

    As far as ResTek themselves, they wouldn't hire me into a paid position (despite my previous experience as a lab consultant at a previous university). I later discovered they had a policy of avoiding people with experience, and preferred people-skills. They figured they can train them later and be friendly for now. This is what happens when non-techie managers are in charge.

    This ignorance extends to their ethernet network. All the residence halls are either 10 mbit or 100 mbit depending. Internal LAN thoroughput is dandy... I was pulling, umm, academic documents off people's FTP servers at 1-2 mbits. Once you left the LAN and went out through the ResTek Qwest Internet link, it all went to hell. ResTek is fond of the term "T1", but they really just have a fractional DS3 connection, and they buy chunks 1.54 mbits at a time.

    Picture 2700 students trying to cram data through 4 mbits of pipe. Yeah. That was the beginning of the year, and after many frustrating e-mails and calls to ResTek they added another "T1", or just upped the cap on the Qwest link. Ping times were still 1200+ 24/7 (no gaming for you!), and thoroughput was usually less than a 28.8 modem. More angry calls until the end of winter quarter.

    End of winter quarter, and the pipe is cranked to 7 mbits. Ping times go down to 600-800, with decent pings late late at night. There's a twist at this point, though. ResTek was running an HTTP proxy server that leeched off the seperate academic link... 10 mbits of virgin pipe just asking to be sucked up by Napster transfers and porn. Up until that point the proxy had been sucking 3 mbits 24/7 off the academic pipe, and the academic technology dept (my employer, as a matter of fact) finally shut that little scheme down.

    This coming year they added two more halls and the pipe is now 9 mbits. The number of people on the network will be close to 3600, and I feel the utmost pity for those poor souls. I will be living in a lake house sitting on a fat DSL connection cackling like a madman.

    All in all it was a nightmare dealing with their ignorance and denial of the problem. They remained convinced that if they stopped the top 15 bandwidth users everything would be fine. That's the last time I try to explain to a manager how you can't cram almost 3000 people down 7 mbits. One of their staff members answered my complaint with "move off campus and get a cable modem", which I did at the end of the year. :)

    Now that the story is done, here's some tips to reduce headaches:

    • Paper documentation is a good thing. Keep the wording simple, and remember that kids bring Macs, too.
    • If you're distributing information to students prior to them moving in (we have an info fair here a month before school), tell them to bring their system disks.
    • Educate them on file sharing programs. A lot of bandwidth was wasted on out-going Napster/Gnutella/etc connections. Some schmuck in Kansas downloading the latest boy band release does not deserve your bandwidth.
    • Keep an eye on bandwidth usage. Talk with people who seem to be abusing the system. All good things in moderation.
    • Keep your staff geeky and smart. Customer service and knowledge can co-exist. Pull in those CS majors and have a ball.
    • Run a lean ship. Users don't care if your staff have shiny t-shirts, they want reliability and performance. The number of dorm students with computers is approaching 90% these days... plan accordingly as far as bandwidth.

    That's my essay, hope it helps people reduce headaches for poor college kids... I don't want my suffering to be in vain. ;)

    --
    Adam "Fogie" Fogler -- Professional Paid College Student
  94. Rogue DHCP Server by Cadre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the last two semester I resided in a fairly wired dorm apartment. Eight computers for four people (two dualboot Windows/Linux, one dualboot Windows/BeOS, three Linux, one Mac OS and one Mac OS X (yea BSD)).

    Originally we just plugged ourselves into the network. My roommate happened to be running a DHCP server on his one box to lease IPs to the other three machines of his. Apparently a bunch of other Windows boxes on our subnet defaulted to DHCP and the computer illiterate owners of those boxes just thought 'hey, it set itself up by itself and didn't think twice about it'. Around the second semester the other guys in my apartment and I decided to grab our own subnet (our University owns an entire B class and only uses about twenty three of the subnets) and firewall ourselves off from the rest of campus (tangent: when our University blocked Napster's server IPs this setup was very useful because we just set our router, a linux box, to dial out to a local ISP and route all packets destined to the servers out the modem). At this point, the DHCP server on his one box stopped leasing IPs to the subnet we were previously on. After a couple annoyed students came to ask us to fix their computers after they suddenly stopped connecting to the network we figured out what happened. After checking the DHCP server's logs it turns out he was leasing IPs to around thirty or forty other computers.

    We've been lobbying our University to use a DHCP setup. It would really faciliate moving in for students and stop those annoying problems like students mistyping their IP addresses (or simply just putting in a random IP in their subnet) causing multiple computers to have the same IP address.

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    All editorial writers ever do is come down from the hill after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
  95. so its OK to run telnet and webserver by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    of an M$ box ? this sounds like idiocy, someone got a kickback from M$ I bet..

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    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
  96. Keep your priorities straight.... by ZoneGray · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's simply a matter of keeping your eye on the real priorities. Attractive females get the best service, get their systems tuned to the max. Everybody else can damn well figure it out for themselves.

    1. Re:Keep your priorities straight.... by Telek · · Score: 2

      Who the hell rated this "insightful"?? maybe "inciteful"...

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      If God gave us curiosity
  97. Rutgers University by jgaynor · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm campus contact for College Ave campus of Rutgers U. We've had pretty massive host growth. User education is the KEY to reducing workload on your techs and admin. Three words will set you free:

    LITERATURE LITERATURE LITERATURE. Make up pamphlets about the following subjects, distribute them to EVERY ROOM and email them to students and parents over the summer preceeding the semester on the following subjects:

    -How to get and install a network card

    -How to register for an IP address online

    -How to set up IP in various OS's (Win9x, win2k, Mac OS 7, Mac OS X, command line linux)

    -What rules you'll have to abide by concerning bandwidth caps, providing access and illegal activities

    After you get everyone online youll have users screaming about configuring stupid crap like outlook and AOL. Create online documentation about these and make people aware of them.

    Mind you Rutgers doesn't use DHCP, so that registering stuff might sound a little non-kosher to you small network DHCP guys :). We've tried, DHCP just isnt an option across ATM, more than two dozen routers and a few hundred VLANs.

  98. Sisyphean by abischof · · Score: 2

    For those wondering, Sisyphean:

    Endlessly laborious or futile

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    Alex Bischoff
    HTML/CSS coder for hire

  99. don't mean to sound like a downer by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    but that sounds like every workday for me, though you have 30 more technicians(?) to assist. Our little network group consists of 4 router techs, 5 wireheads, and 9 logical networking staff to deal with SNA, TCP, DLC, ATM, for nearly 4000 clueless employees. The best advice I can offer is DHCP all the way. More headache on the infrastructure team but easier to support and configure :) GOOD LUCK and MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

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  100. some things we've done by htmlboy · · Score: 2

    I work for residential student computing at uiuc.edu. We go through the same thing every fall, except with more students moving in (I think) and less Novell.

    This summer, in particular, we've started some new programs to help students get their ethernet connection working on their own.

    Last year, we put booklets in every room describing how to cable for a single computer or multiple machines with a hub [1]. It also covers driver installation for MacOS, Win9x/ME, and Win2k, as well as physical installation of the card.

    That worked pretty well, so it's happening again. In addition, we've shot a video covering many of the same topics that'll be looped on a dorm-only cable channel for the first few days (making dvd's is fun!). It's also available on cd, in .mpg files so that people can watch it in their rooms if the looping cable thing doesn't work, or they bring their computer after we give the channel to other programs.

    But there's still no substitute for competent people. We keep people in the computer labs for most of the day every day between move-in and the start of classes. They loan out hubs and sell cables, and also (hopefully) diagnose problems and tell people how to fix them without needing to go up to the room. If that doesn't work, they either take one of our people up to their room to take a look (if that wouldn't abandon the lab) or fill out a form on our website, so somone can call them and check out the problem whenever they're free.

    It's always fun -- lots of hours for everyone.

    [1] the uiuc dorms were wired before there was an ethernet standard, so the network jacks use the 4 middle pins. we have custom cables in every room that inevitably get plugged in backwards and thus don't work.

  101. My Experience by Hrunting · · Score: 5, Informative

    I went to school at Lehigh University in Pennsylvania, one of the earlier schools to have a mandate that all students should be "wired" (as they called it). When I arrived as a freshman in 1995, all non-Greek on-campus housing was wired with 10baseT LAN access and all libraries and academic buildings (save for the Architecture building, funny enough) had access to the same network. Remember, this is the first year that Windows 95 came out. Through the network, not only did you have access to the Internet, but you also had a complete suite of software available without any installation hassles, including Maple, Word, Excel, and various other programs required for all your classes. By my sophomore year, when I started working for the IT guys as a part-time student installer, every on-campus student could bring in their machine and plug it in. I spent a good deal of time running around to various buildings, installing ethernet cards and making sure people could print, login, stuff like that.

    The number one most important thing for a large-scale mass install like this is excellent documentation. I'm not talking user manuals, but step-by-step, written for special-ed third grader instructions. The docs for this project were excellent. I may have helped out maybe 50 people tops in those first couple of move-in weeks. I think the figures I remember were something like 70% of people needed no help beyond the instructions. That's pretty good when you're dealing with 5000 students, 3500 of which had older computers that were setup on the network the previous year (those are more difficult because they still have all their settings in place for older configurations).

    The second most important tip is to have well-written support software. The software that Lehigh had doing the dirty work of configuring network settings, initializing programs for network use, and setting up printers and connections was pretty solid. Everyone once and while you'd get some oddball Packard Bell that didn't like it, but for the most part, it was solid. Macs were even supported well (indeed first, because the school actually transitioned from all Macs to all PCs during this period). People running Linux were usually clued in on their own, so no help needed there. In contrast, other friends have reported stories to me of utter nightmare installs due to programs crashing, wiping out configuration settings, installing the wrong software, etc. at other universities. If you don't have solid software that you yourself are comfortable using, don't push it out onto thousands of incoming freshmen. Every tiny annoyance you see will become a full-blown logistical nightmare as you try and coordinate your support staff to fix it.

    Finally, use e-mail effectively. Our student consultants were all setup with mailing lists that we could post problems and solutions (mostly solutions) for even the rarest of situations. We were all told to do this and told to watch for the information as well. Information flows a lot better when a bunch of geeks can read threads of problems and solutions than when you go over it during organizational meetings. For us, those usually were reserved for congratulatory pizza and the occasional mass wishlist.

    Of course, all that is probably a little dated (we didn't have wireless LANs yet when I left), but as far as logistics goes, it's pretty much the same good advice.

    Documentation. Solid software. Communication. If you've got that, you should be fine.

  102. Use this as an example by _ZorKa_ · · Score: 2, Informative

    A lot of people have already written in with some good advice as far as FAQ's and the such. At the Univ. of Mich I think they do a very good job of handling this sorta thing with about 40,000 students. They have a whole entire division called ITD which may offer some material you may wish to cover.

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  103. Similar Problems by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Informative

    I admin for a private high school in Connecticut, and I get this problem every year. Kids already have a NIC, but it's not set up right. Or something else obscure doesn't work. Here are a few helpers to get you through the mad rush.

    1. Hire help. Cheap help. Go to the local high schools, and offer $50 bucks and pizza for a day of installing NIC's. Get tech-savvy students(duh).

    2. Insist that your job is *only* setting them up on the network. If it doesn't work on the first plug, move on and come back to that person later.

    3. Use only one type of NIC. I use 3Com 3C-905B cards. Carry a driver diskette with you.

    4. Never help anyone with a Compaq Presario. They are a nightmare. Corollary: If you get suckered into helping anyone with a Presario, never, ever, call Compaq Tech Support asking for a recovery disk.

    5. Set up a help desk site with common problems and solutions. Easy with PHP or something.

    6. If students are savvy enough to do their own stuff, by all means, let them. This means anyone running Linux, so just give them the NIC, and tell them to have fun.

    7. Block outgoing P2P. It will save you lots of bandwidth.

    8. Use 10-Mbit hubs or switches in your dorms. This will keep the rest of your network (100Mbit?) nice and tidy from P2P traffic.

    9. Keep a close eye on possible haxors. You know how to identify them, the kids who bring their own Cisco routers to school. They're the ones who are going to bring down your gateways.

    10. Breathe. Just take it easy, and remember, they're only computers.

    Hope this helps.

    Ted (Ted.Dziuba@LEGIT_MAIL_PLZ.cheshireacademy.org)

    "Quoth the Penguin, pipe grep more"

  104. Coming from the field ... by Tack · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I work for a significantly smaller university and deal with the same sort of problems, only on a much smaller scale. For example, we may have 75 students move into the residences at the start of the term who have to be serviced by our very small department (of 3 full-time staff).

    Even though our scale is (much) smaller, I'm sure we face the same types of problems. So, I do have some advice:

    • Stable network: A stable network is totally crucial. This time last year our residences were wired with thinnet, using transceivers in every room which students plugged directly into their AUI ports on the network cards we provided them. This was an absolute nightmare. It didn't help that the network was cabled out of spec (we didn't do it! It was passed down to us from the previous staff in the department), but the network cards were arcane, and Windows 2000 stopped supporting some of them. So, perpetual physical network problems gave us nothing but grief, and inevitably as students moved in they would put additional stress on the badly cabled network and cause endless brokenness that would take usually weeks to get fixed. It's a wonder the students put up with us. Since then we have wired the residences with CAT5E using managed switches. We made sure professionals certified the cabling as CAT5E compliant. The difference in reliability and time spent in supporting the network is night and day.
    • Faculty still need help: The faculty procrastinate just like the rest of us, and they're frantically trying to prepare for their courses that are going to start in a few days. They always have last minute problems, or come to us and say, "Oh, we need this software XYZ available in all the labs for next week. Didn't I tell you?" It helps to be proactive before the beginning of the term to determine their requirements. But even still, their requests are going to tax your resources while you're busy helping students get connected to the campus network.
    • Delegate as much as possible: We give all our network cards to student services, and the student services staff handle assigning NICs to the new students, and give them instruction sheets on how to setup their systems. A lot of the new students are computer science students, so they can usually handle a basic NIC setup. For those students that can't, we have residence advisors (some of whom are co-op students in our department) and will help out in setup. Only when there are non-trivial problems do they reach the full-time staff for troubleshooting. Of course, this is the way it should be.
    • Students are your customers: Let's face it, anyone who works in this type of support role knows you get stupid questions, stupid problems, and stupid people. But the students are your customers. They are the people who ultimately pay your cheques. Be courteous and helpful. If you can't solve their problem as quick as they want, tell them politely they may have to wait a day or two because their problem is complicated, but do not forget about them! Remind them they can use the labs for all their computing needs while their PC is out of commission. Remember, they're your customers.

      In my experience, the first point is the most important one. The more stable your infrastructure is, the less problems you'll have. Use reliable network cards, switches, and cabling. Unless you're professionally trained, contract out your cabling, or at the very least, get it professionally certified. You do not want to spend 2 days troubleshooting a network problem a single student is having only to find out it's because their wire is running beside a BX cable in the wall somewhere.

      Cheers,
      Jason.

  105. Here's a question for ya... by Omerna · · Score: 2

    Why weren't there any question marks in that whole paragraph? Just a thought ;)

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  106. Just "The guy who can fix my computer" -Seriously! by fractaltiger · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nope man. Doesn't work. You forever get assigned to the realm of "the guy who can fix my computer".

    I know that the news roll around, and girls seem to find out about you faster than prospective male friends. It gets to a point where they give you X program and say "here, fix it" and you go "Hmmm, let me have a look... I've never seen this software before" and they go like "well, &lt girl smile&gt you're better prepared to fix it than I am! &lt /smile>." Sad. I spent a lot of overtime at my helpdesk job, maybe an inertial thing to do in a college that's mostly females.

    Sometimes it seems you get to be nothing more than the "safe" guy for the girls that you're around. They tell you anything when you're as much of a worry as a gay person could be to them :`(. You won't believe how much you can chill with girls without getting the slightest hint of interest, other than one seemingly deep look once in a lifetime. Geez, maybe I just imagined that look?

    As just the "guy who can fix my computer" I even knew a certain Epson 740i mac driver that kept me going back to this girl's room. Torture to be just there when you're too introverted to make that first move :)

    It does make for some good friendships if you tag along with them to the mall, movies, college events... Well, I'm very quiet and sometimes I'm almost not even there. How about you guys? ~Fractaltiger

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  107. Re:Tech support load varies with configuration cou by the+gnat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No. My university only supports Windows and Macintosh on student machines. Our policy is that Linux is for people who know what they're doing. We won't do any setup- the basic network info can be deduced from Windows/Mac instructions.

    On the other hand, we don't discourage Linux use. I've run Linux, Solaris, and now Irix from my dorm room, even though I only do Macintosh support (I've avoided Windows, thank god). You'll get nasty messages if you're insecure or sucking bandwidth, but there's no policy against Unix or even running (secured) servers. People just know not to call us for help because they can't get printing working under RedHat. It's not that hard.

    And students usually pay for network access. The only fair rules are "don't make life difficult for other users or net admins". This means no bandwidth hogging, no warez/mp3z servers, no packet sniffing Linux boxes or trojaned Windows machines. As long as students play nice and don't fuck up the network, admins should not care what they run on it.

    And in fact, we have proportionally far more network abuse (intentional or not) from Windows users than from anyone else. The few of us here who use Linux usually know what we're doing.

  108. my experiences with ResNet by Jett · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've worked for the past several years of college for the ResNet at my school. We too are in the process of getting prepared for the coming hordes but still have a few more weeks to go thankfully. The big thing I've been working on recently is putting together our manual. In it we have customer service guidelines, troubleshooting checklists, terminology definitions, job description (with specific duties clearly stated), and lots of other misc. things that all my co-workers should know. One thing I would like to state clearly to anyone involved in getting large amounts of people online in a short amount of time: DHCP IS THE SHIT. There is no other way to put it, DHCP kicks all ass. Before we had DHCP here we had to visit every single person who wanted online and issue them an IP, now anyone with low-level networking skills can get themself online (most the time you plug it in and it JUST WORKS). It makes the job 1000x easier. So if you work somewhere that doesn't have DHCP, you should bitch and moan and raise hell until you get it, it is really good stuff. That said, the way things go around here in the beginning of the year: We hand out information sheets to anyone who will take one, on these sheets are simple instructions on how to get online and some basic information about available network resources. Anyone who can't do it themselves calls our voicemail and says what they need. We then come out to their place and do it for them (or call and talk them thru it). If they need an ethernet card we can sell them one and install it, or they can get one on their own and we'll install it for them if they need us to. After a few weeks and demand for network hookups has died down some we have expanded services. Pretty much any computer problem we'll come out and see what we can do about it. OS reinstalls, software installs, hardware installs, help setting up email clients, etc. etc. etc. You name it we'll at least take a look at it, unless we're busy getting people online. The job is pretty easy for the most part. For awhile I was really bored and got into this thing where I would see how fast I could install a NIC. If nothing went wrong I could do it in about a minute or two, depending on case design and CPU speed. You run into lots of weird computer things, strange hardware, really bizzare problems. The worst part is dealing with the residents. It is interesting to see so many different people's dorms and stuff (you'd probably be amazed at some of the weird shit I've seen), but a lot of them don't really care about anything except the computer working how they want it too. You explain what you are doing hoping they will learn and not need your help again, they don't pay attention. Some of them are really rude and unfriendly for no reason. You try to be friendly and helpful and they treat you like total shit, and since it's your job you have to stay friendly and helpful. On the other hand, there are really nice people. I've been offered alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, food, money, dates, and numerous other things on the job. As another poster said, it is a great way to meet girls. It feels great to fix someones computer and have them get really happy and be just so incredibly thankful. Knowing that there are times where I just totally make someones day is the reason I stick with this job. That and the fact that I can educate people about computers.

  109. Allow only sane computers by CousinBob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Make a list of some minimum requirements. My brother used to install cable modems (which require a NIC in the PC), and now and then he came across W95 machines with 16 megs of RAM, 20 megs of free hard drive space, and full of all imagineable add-on cards.

    In the pamphlet or something point out that computers should have at least
    - 32 megs of RAM
    - 100 megs of free hard drive
    - cd drive

    Also, the computer should be operational before you start with the NIC, else they'll first ask you to fix all other kinds of things.


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  110. Vulnerabilities by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2
    Thats the most chobo Orwellian network I ever heard of.

    Plus it still has weaknesses: you cannot detect if somebody put a private subnet on a second NIC, and masqued a bunch of machines behind it.

    MAC address' can be spoofed if absolutely necessary. And Napster requests can be sent on a variety of ports.

    Besides, what the hell kind of admin is mainly concerned with preventing people from using the network.

  111. Know the feeling by walt675 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know the feeling. I worked for the "Resnet" on my college campus for 3 years. Here's a couple ideas we did to calm the storm and major headaches.

    1. As stated before... hand out pamplets with instructions. They should only call for help as a last resort.

    2. We had webforms to register your machine and recieve an IP. Our campus ran on a generic DHCP where IP's were handed to specific MAC address'. And each student could only have 2 IP's. This was all done on the web.

    3. We made minimum requirements for machines we would support. Must be faster than P133's.

    4. We would only officially support Win95 and higher. If you were using linux or any other, you were on your own and should know how to do it yourself. But there were a few of us that were linux savvy and willing to help.

    There were quite a few other things we did that helped out. Installathons at individual dorms at certain times.

    I know the exhaustion of having to deal with these problems. We were a team of 10-12 people that covered our entire campus.

    Good luck... and boy and I glad I graduated and don't do that anymore.

  112. Here's what we did... by headless_ringmaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While working IT at a UC school, we had the same situation. My co-worker then (and now partner for a company) wrote RNM: ResNet Monitor--Essentially a set of scripts to work with Ted Newman's DHCP server on a Linux/Unix system. The project is very robust, expandable for your organization, and GPL'd.

    check out: http://sourceforge.net/projects/rnm/

    Our company, Anylevel, Inc, uses this for contract work in doing the same thing. Check out www.anylevel.com (down now - changing DNS's - will be up in a day or two)-- there's more info there when the site comes up.

    pzugnoni@pellam.ucr.edu

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