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When Do You Really Need a Lawyer?

Dr_Harm asks: "I recently had the misfortune to encounter a CEO who had just received the Klez virus. Apparently, he believed the 'From:' header and accused me of not only authoring the virus, but deliberately and maliciously targeting him and his organization. Normally, clueless people like this don't bother me, except he was inclined to sue me and report me to the FBI. Of course, he's got more money and lawyers than I do, and could probably have made me miserable even though I'm completely innocent... but it raises the question: How do I know when I need a lawyer?"

"Clearly, once I've been served with legal papers, a lawyer is necessary. But I'm guessing that there are situations where having a lawyer before it gets to that point would be helpful. I'm interested in some general guidelines for when I should pick up the phone and call a lawyer. I'm especially interested in tales of 'I waited to long and got burned' as well as 'I got a lawyer so early it was smooth sailing'. Like most people, I make a decent living, but I cannot afford high legal bills for very long.

For those who are interested, the CEO in question decided to simply report the incident to the FBI. My guess is that the Feds logged the complaint for their statistics and then dropped the matter. However, the brush with someone with enough money and power to drain me financially has left me distinctly shaken..."

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  1. If you have to ask... by localroger · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...it's a Clue. Also, your situation might be covered by a book or article at http://www.nolo.com, which is an excellent resource for self-help legal stuff.

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    1. Re:If you have to ask... by dirvish · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Make up your mind. Either he should get a lawyer for every situation or he should go with your legal self-help reference. Personally I would wait until I was served with legal papers.

    2. Re:If you have to ask... by localroger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You misread: What moronic logic: "If you think maybe, then definitely"

      That's not what I said. I said if you think you might need one, it's a Clue. If you are being accused of something that could cause conviction or damages to be levied against you, and you are unsure enough about the situation as to not be sure you would prevail, then you need advice.

      One source of such advice is a lawyer.

      What I would definitely say is, if you are in such a situation and you're unsure enough of your position to not know if you would prevail, get some advice. You may save a lot of money if you can get it from nolo instead of a lawyer, but it also depends on the situation. Nolo is great if you're wondering about patent or copyright infringement or you think you might be sued for libel or slander or your tree might fall on your neighbor's house. (Sometimes their advice is "get a lawyer," even though their logo is a shark with a briefcase.)

      If you have been accused of a serious crime involving the possibility of major jail time, it's a no-brainer. Even if you think you do know how it will turn out get a lawyer ASAP. In the situation described by the poster, the lawyer's function might not be so much to avert the dingbat CEO's lawsuit as to engineer the countersuit seeking damages from the CEO for being such a dingbat.

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    3. Re:If you have to ask... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Interesting
      IANAL, but - depending onhow nice you want to be- this looks like a real opportunity to bruise a tyrant.

      Get a lawyer who understands the lack of merit in your opponents case.

      Have him take you up on spec.

      It will be VERY easy to conclusively demonstrate that you are not the author of the virus, and that Klez proliferates by spoofing sender addresses.

      Take your sweet time in playing the trump card, make this expensive, long and time-consuming for him.

      You can probably counter-sue for him pressing a nuisance suit. This is what will be salt on the meat for your lawyer to get involved. The minimum will be a suit to recover expenses.

      Make sure that you have your lawyer agree in writing that if you are not successful in pressing suit, his fees are waived. Incentivises him, and removes your financial exposure. Hell, if you have a good laywer, he could spell this whole scenario out to the plaintiff lawyer, and you walk out of the room with a check and no appearance in court!

      When you are done, you will have used this fellow's tools of abuse against him, and he might think twice before committing this sort of institutional violence again.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    4. Re:If you have to ask... by alkali · · Score: 1

      Have [the lawyer] take you up on spec. ... The minimum will be a suit to recover expenses. ... Make sure that you have your lawyer agree in writing that if you are not successful in pressing suit, his fees are waived.

      I see what you're trying to get at here, but ultimately this comes down to: (1) make sure you are not inconvenienced or put to expense, and (2) sue to recover for your nonexistent inconvenience and expenses. Courts don't like that sort of thing from small fry any more than they like it from big fish, and I doubt there are many lawyers who would see much profit in such a scheme.

    5. Re:If you have to ask... by Mr.Happy3050 · · Score: 1

      First off, as a law student, i believe everyone should have an attorney on retainer. Seriously, it really depends on what you do, and the type of actions that you may be served with. For criminal actions, you should retain an attorney to see if your actions are legal. And if you do get arrested, have the number handy when you get charged formally. For civil actions it depends on what you're doing. To sum it up and give a generic legal answer: "It depends."

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      "All great truths begin as blasphemies." -George Bernard Shaw
    6. Re:If you have to ask... by catbutt · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the person was threatening to sue. My point was simply that there are gray areas of what is significant enough to seek legal advice, and to interpret any gray area as completely white or black is silly.

    7. Re:If you have to ask... by rocca · · Score: 1

      Ah, the American dream - sue, get rich.

    8. Re:If you have to ask... by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Well I don't think I misread it. I just questioned the basic premise that "if you have to ask" as indicating anything whatsoever. I stand by my argument, whether I am labeled a troll or not. (ok, maybe my use of the word "moronic" was harsh, and for that I apologize)

      Regardless of the particulars of this situation, there will always gray areas in whether or not legal help is need (i.e. there are always situtations that are on the borderline between "yes I need a lawyer" and "no I shouldn't bother with it"), and that being the case, it is a fallacy to assign meaning to whether or not feel the need to ask. (and if you *didn't* assign meaning to the need to ask......please explain what else the title of your post could have meant) It is a classic case of the "rounding fallacy".

      (this is a common fallacy that shows up in other places. For instance preventing "deadlock" at a 4 way stop intersection....people say "if both cars get there at the same time, the person on the right should go first". This is just as ambiguous, however, since there is always a gray area between what is "the same time" and not.)

    9. Re:If you have to ask... by bplipschitz · · Score: 1, Funny

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      Ah, the American dream - sue, get rich.
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      Sue? My name is Larry.

    10. Re:If you have to ask... by slickwillie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      institutional violence Did you mean to say corporate terrorism?

    11. Re:If you have to ask... by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      Uh.

      Good luck getting a lawyer who will agree to these terms. Lawyers are more likely to agree to jump off a really tall building with a parasol than they are to agree to something that potentially will not make them money.

      And the lawyers who would agree to it, are probably not lawyers you would want in most cases.

      "Retainer required" is the catch-phrase of the industry.

      There's a reason why there are so many lawyer jokes.

      -Sara

    12. Re:If you have to ask... by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      As a law student, naturally you would like for everyone to have an attorney on retainer. ;)

      I would think that better advice would be: Know the law, know your options, and do some shopping every once in a while so that you'll know which attorneys are proficient in different areas, and you'll know how to look when you need one. No need to keep one on retainer... A lot of attorneys will allow you to contact them for consultation for a fee. If you're really worried, take that opportunity.

      Personally, I would only worry about a lawyer if I got official notification that I was being taken to court. Too many people jump the gun and cry lawsuit without knowing all the details, and a carefully worded explanation of reality--paired up with links to relevant news items, definitions of terms, and other assorted goodness can most typically get them off your case quite quickly.

      People don't like to appear stupid, if you explain things to them in the right terms, then they can walk away feeling a whole lot less stupid than they would otherwise. You don't need a lawyer for that! Chances are you could talk to the guy's lawyer yourself, and get him to reccomend to his client that he drop the suit. Lawyers don't like appearing dumb, either.

      -Sara

    13. Re:If you have to ask... by Eppie · · Score: 1

      As a lawyer, I can tell you that lawyers often wish their clients spoke to them sooner than they did. The earlier you consult, the more pain you save yourself later. Of course, this has to be balanced against the costs of consultation (money, time, delay, complication).

      Generally, if you think legal action is reasonably likely, get a lawyer immediately. Make no statements, write no correspondence without the advice of counsel. It will all be used against you if you go to litigation.

      The fact is that lawyers are pros at protecting the interests of their clients in highly contentious/litigious settings. You are not. If there's anything on the line, you'll be glad to have somebody advising you and protecting your interests.

      BTW, Nolo.com is a great resource. I highly recommend it. It is not a substitute for a lawyer in any complex situation, especially one that contemplates actual, contentious litigation. Still, it had great information on a wide variety of topics and can help give you the knowledge to interact with a lawyer intelligently.

      Standard Disclaimer: This is not legal advice. Get (and pay for) a lawyer familiar with your specific facts and circumstances if you want legal advice.

    14. Re:If you have to ask... by benhaha · · Score: 1

      Remember, it's not a competition!

      To prevent deadlock at a four-way stop intersection, take the car out of gear and put the handbrake on (or put it in park if you drive toy cars) and lean back with an "I'm not going anywhere" expression on your face until the other guy goes. If he doesn't take the hint, gesture him on with a localized gesture (maybe by flashing your headlights, or a wave of the hand - whatever it is in your locale).

      Other possibilities include edging out slowly, to see if the other guy intends to go, and speeding up if he doesn't. If he does, you can brake, and maybe smile or nod if appropriate, thus giving him permission to go first. Eye contact is useful here.

      Not every problem has to be solved with a big book of rules or a documented procedure. Life is not software engineering.

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      NO ID: BEING FREE MEANS NOT HAVING TO PROVE IT
    15. Re:If you have to ask... by sqlrob · · Score: 2

      Oh, they never sue for stupid shit in Europe. Glad to know it.

    16. Re:If you have to ask... by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      Oh, come off it...

      First off, it looks more like you'll be the one guilty of barratry if you go through with this.

      A simple 1-page email, with a link to this discussion, would not only make this all go away, but also serve to educate some ignoramus about the facts of life vis. Klez et al.

      Besides, any lawyer who has enough free time to do this, and is stupid/hopeless/clueless enough to take this on can't be all that good.

      Also, a suit to recover expenses won't succeed if you haven't tried other, more reasonable avenues first, and will open you to a countersuit.


      Regards, Tom

    17. Re:If you have to ask... by plugger · · Score: 1

      You want to be very sure that the virus did not propagate through your machine. If the original poster is a computing professional, he might be liable for negligence if his machine was not properly secured.

      It might be better to speak or write to the guy, tell him how things work with these outlook worms, give him a couple of references. He might back off once he undestands what really happened to his machine.

      Then, you can offer to clean his network, and charge him a hefty price for it :)

    18. Re:If you have to ask... by plugger · · Score: 1

      Jesus, that sort of thing really pisses me off. The choirgirl's family sound like they have a bob or two (The Molloy family, from Brooks Manor...). Maybe people with money fight using money when they feel wronged. Hope the judge tells them where to get off.

      As for the other case, I guess his car insurance settled it, still bizarre though.

    19. Re:If you have to ask... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      Hell, this guy opens himself up for counter-suit bassed on at least harrasment and frivolous lawsuit. That isn't barristry!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    20. Re:If you have to ask... by Hestas+Coyote · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but if his boss, as he had said, has already filed a complaint with the FBI, that should be enough to file a suit against him. It should therefore put preasure on him (the boss) to prove that his actions were correct, which they obviously are not. The boss's actions could easily be interpited as defamation of character. I am with going after the boss on this one, if you can find a lawyer to take the case. Shouldn't be too hard. ;)

    21. Re:If you have to ask... by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      but if his boss, as he had said, has already filed a complaint with the FBI, that should be enough to file a suit against him./quote>

      Filing a complaint with any law agency is not in and of itself grounds for defamation.

      As a matter of fact, while threats in general are grounds for legal action, most jurisdictions specifically exclude threats of legal action as being an actionable act (phew - hope you can parse that ok)

      Any lawyer who will take this case without taking a hefty retainer, and soaking the idiot for "fees", is stupider than the original complainant.

    22. Re:If you have to ask... by Hestas+Coyote · · Score: 1
      As a matter of fact, while threats in general are grounds for legal action, most jurisdictions specifically exclude threats of legal action as being an actionable act (phew - hope you can parse that ok)

      Well, I was able to parse it until you asked if I could. ;)

      So if I follow what you are saying, he would have had more of a legal case if his boss had only threatened to file the complaint with the FBI, rather than actually doing it? Did I get that right? If so, oddly enough that does make sense. Mainly becuase of the way the legal system seems to work. Obviously not in the way it should work.

      It seems to me, however, reporting the actions to the FBI is akin to guilty until proven innocent. Albiet that again seems to be the way the legal system works these days.

    23. Re:If you have to ask... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Nope. What I meant was that it's legal in most jurisdictions to threraten legal action.

      The problem is with the criminal code definition of intimidation. If the threat of legal action was not specifically excluded, threatening to sue somebody could be held as an attempt to intimidate, and subject you (at least in Canada) to 10 years in the crossbar hotel.

      Excluding the reporting, or threatening to report, questionable acts to legal authorities, is the only way to keep out of this catch-22 situation.

      Now we know why lawyers have more fun - they get PAID to fuck everybody!

    24. Re:If you have to ask... by Hestas+Coyote · · Score: 1
      Nope. What I meant was that it's legal in most jurisdictions to threraten legal action.

      I had to re-read this several times. But if I understnad now what you are saying, just the process of threatening action is mostly legal, provided it is not a form of intimidation.

      But isn't that what a threat is? Or rather are you saying it is up to the courts to determine if a threat was intimidation? I am having a hard time trying to come up with an example of a threat that could not be considered intimidation. But that's just me and no one put me in charge of righting laws, or interpitting them for that matter.

      All this is well and good, but the fact remains that hs boss went past the point of threaten and actually did report him. Now, admittadly, the legal system is back asswords, but I do beleive that gives him the abillity to sue his boss. But that's just my opinion.

    25. Re:If you have to ask... by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      Sorry, but what I meant was that making threats, except threats of legal action, is intimidation.

      Threatening legal action is not intimidation in the eyes of the law. It is specifically excluded from being interpreted as intimidation in the Criminal Code.

      You can't sue somebody for being stupid (which is what this case boils down to - his boss was stupid).
      Now, if his boss had knowingly filed a false report, that would be considered a criminal matter (filing a false report is considered mischief).

      Besides, what damage has he suffered? Or, rather, what provable damage has he suffered? Remember: non minimus lex - the law does not concern itself with trifles.

      Hope this clears this up. :-)

    26. Re:If you have to ask... by Hestas+Coyote · · Score: 1
      Quote: You can't sue somebody for being stupid (which is what this case boils down to - his boss was stupid).

      Darn shame, but then I guess most people would be sued for one thing or another. Oh wait.... ;)

      I would agree that right now he hasn't really suffered any damages. Unless it shows up on his record. True the chances of that are very unlikely to happen.

      non minimus lex - Does that refer ot the new baby Lexx or the old dead one. ;)

  2. now ! by MoonRider · · Score: 1

    You should see a lawyer now, tell him what happened and ask him what you can/should do.

    1. Re:now ! by Badanov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unless the CEO's lawyer is a true hothead, it will never get past the first consultation. The CEO will pay his lawyer's consultation fee and go away angry. Most lawsuits begin with a lawyer sending a letter to the putative defendant, usually a request for compensation and a request for any insurance information you have. Give the lawyer no information, but contact him, and calmly discuss your case with him You can hire a lawyer if you have the money but it is in your best interest to entertain the lawyer's contentions seriously and to state your case clearly: that he won't collect, and that there is a long road to go before he can prove you were the authorof Klez. Most lawyers won't push a case if they can't get a quick, big payoff right from the top. Another circumstance is how much you are worth. If you are a wealthy man and have holdings such as stocks, bonds and real estate, you could be in trouble regardless of your guilt because there is very little to stop the lawyer from getting even a nuisnace payoff. BTW, IANAL, but I have learned from business lawsuits, that discussions will save a signifigant portion of a lawyer's claim if you deal with him reasonably.

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      Dawn of the Dead
    2. Re:now ! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Give the lawyer no information, but contact him, and calmly discuss your case with him You can hire a lawyer if you have the money but it is in your best interest to entertain the lawyer's contentions seriously and to state your case clearly: that he won't collect, and that there is a long road to go before he can prove you were the authorof Klez.

      NOT UNLESS YOU TELL THE LAWYER THE CONVERSATION IS WITHOUT Predjudice .

      Otherwise anything you can and will be used against you.

      However in a case of this type the lawyer is almost certain to be more resonable than his client. If you could provide the lawyer with a link to one of the Virus sites that describes this behavior of Klez the lawyer might even get the CEO to back off and appologise.

      Incidentally what sort of CEO are we talking about? Like CEO of bogswater technology net revenue $300K per year can probably be blown off without as much worry as the CEO of an F500 company. The downside is that the CEO of bogswater Inc. is much more likely to be a complete and utter prick.

      --
      Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
      Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
    3. Re:now ! by coolgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do not even *think* of speaking to the other lawyer without representation. They are the masters of spin and they will take anything you say and turn it against you. If you speak to him/her and offer no information, then you're uncooperative. That's their job, to make you look like a schmuck. How much money do you think Mr. CEO will invest in his retribution? I'd say if his computer Klez'd an important and equally clueless customer or investor, he's got no choice but to grind you into meatballs.

      If Mr. CEO doesn't come to his senses, or if you receive notice of some action, you will need a lawyer who can speak the lingo to tell Mr. CEO's firm why it is a well documented fact that mail headers do not indicate actual message senders, and what sort of filings your side intends to pursue if they do not lay off.

      You might even get a clever lawyer who can snooker them into pursuing some cause of action that, once the true facts are presented, will only piss a judge off. And lawyers avoid angering a judge at all costs. Once they're in that position, it's like they're Superman and you've got the Kryptonite. Such a situation might garner you a tidy settlement, out of court and confidential, of course. Yeah I don't favor use of the legal system for personal gain, although I do favor a little "Legal System Aikito (sp?)" when some jackass won't listen to reason.

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    4. Re:now ! by xtremex · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been taking Aikido for 10 years, I should tell my instructor it's called Aidido! :)

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      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    5. Re:now ! by God!+Awful · · Score: 2, Informative


      Do not even *think* of speaking to the other lawyer without representation. They are the masters of spin and they will take anything you say and turn it against you.

      That's fine in general, but in this specific situation what can you possibly say to him that can be used against you? If all it takes to clear this up is a phone call and a link to www.mcafee.com, how can you pass that up?

      -a

  3. um by Verloc · · Score: 1

    when one is after you

  4. no way, am I gonna answer that question! by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if I say something wrong?
    For all I know you could trace me down and sue me!

    --
    "I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." -George H.W. Bush
    1. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      this is a funny post. GWB might not be stupid, but he's certainly not eloquent. As such, quotes abound.

      "We fight for peace." - George W. Bush, like 2 weeks ago, in reference to Iraq.

      --
      Synergy is your friend
    2. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by xtremex · · Score: 1

      Please don't confuse oratory skills with leadership skills. Someone can be a GREAT orator and a horrible leader. Someone can be a great leader and a horrible orator. They are not synonymous. (Martin Luther King, Jr was a great orator. I don't know about his leadership skills. Hitler was a great orator, AND a great leader, although he was evil. Hitler was a greater leader than Idi Amin!

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      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    3. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by Rader · · Score: 2

      What's scary is that if things went differently, he wouldn't have been considered evil.

      Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, then Hitler.

    4. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by xtremex · · Score: 1

      Every but the German citizens considered him evil, after all, he was VOTED in! He had delusions of grandeur....

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      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    5. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Ah, so you'd rather have GORE? This is what he said last week in agreement with Mrs. Feinstein...we should wait until we KNOW they have weapons...
      How will we know 100%? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
      I'm against war, but it sometimes can't be avoided. Believing we should all live in peace is an idyllistic attitude. *I* believe in peace, however unfortunately there are others who don't have my view point. Take 9/11 as an example..they weren't offering an olive branch, my friend. I want peace, but not at the loss of our freedoms and way of life. Do you protect whats yours? If we believed everyone was inherently good, we wouldnt put locks on our doors, and our prisons wouldnt be overflowing and we wouldnt have the entire Muslim Middle East trying to eradicate our existance. Peace is a noble cause, but it's at times unavoidable. Attacking Iraq now, showing them that we are not to be toyed with is better than Hussein emptying out the Uranium mines in Zaire to launch some missiles at us. Hussein is a smart ma. He wouldnt just launch missiles. Biological warfare is his game. If we can't even protect ourselves from West Nile, what makes you think we can protect ourselves from smallpox?

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      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    6. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      You're using 9/11 to justify war with Iraq.

      Iraq didn't have a damn thing to do with 9/11.

      Unfortunately, most of America thinks like you.

      *I* believe in peace, however unfortunately there are others who don't have my view point.

      What do you mean by "I believe in peace"? Most people would use it for something stronger than existence, as in "I believe in Santa Claus" or "I believe in the heliocentric solar system". It doesn't take much thought to believe that peace is possible.

      The rest of your post clearly indicates that you don't believe that peace is the best action, which is what most people mean when they say "I believe in peace".

      I won't argue against being a warhawk, just don't freaking lie about it.

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      Win dain a lotica, en vai tu ri silota
    7. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by Chops · · Score: 1
      wanted: stupid G.W. Bush quote

      "I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." -Bush Jr.
    8. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      thx :)

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      "I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." -George H.W. Bush
  5. You probably don't need one yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Save all your correspondence however. In fact, you might want to post them online as well. As far as I know it's perfectly legal (at least, you see it all the time), and maybe this CEO will be humiliated enough to think twice before ignorantly accusing people of things.

    I'd LOVE to know who this person is, by the way, so I can be sure not to ever do business with his or her company.

    1. Re:You probably don't need one yet... by eastbam · · Score: 1

      [i]I'd LOVE to know who this person is, by the way, so I can be sure not to ever do business with his or her company.[/i]

      It was some guy called Bill Gates from Micro$oft!

    2. Re:You probably don't need one yet... by EvanED · · Score: 2

      Gates may not be the nicest guy around when it comes to business practices, but he's not stupid. You don't found a company that grows to MS's size without a hefty bit of wit (not to mention a truckload of luck). He wouldn't be stupid enough to do that.

    3. Re:You probably don't need one yet... by cscx · · Score: 2

      Uhh... Bill Gates is a smart guy... you'd think he'd know about the Klez virus...

    4. Re:You probably don't need one yet... by The+Bungi · · Score: 2
      It was some guy called Bill Gates from Micro$oft!

      OMG! You so funny!

      And the '$' in 'Microsoft'? Wow howdya come up with that??? It's hilarious!!!1!!

    5. Re:You probably don't need one yet... by Technician · · Score: 2

      Oh, ask his laywer for discovery. You want the infected e-mail with the headers intact. If his laywer has a clue and understands headers, he will know where you are going with this. His laywer may inform his client of the error. Hopefully there is no route from your ISP proving you couldn't have sent it.

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    6. Re:You probably don't need one yet... by ClickNMix · · Score: 1

      maybe this CEO will be humiliated enough to think twice before ignorantly accusing people of things.

      Or, more likely he'll sue you again for posting the stuff in the first place. I wouldnt like to take a chance on how legal it is, because even if it IS legal, it could be seen in bad taste and used against you ig things went further.

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      I saw the light at the end of the tunnel... But it was just someone with a flashlight bringing more work.
  6. Check out the legal FAQ by dolphinuser · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can find a good resource here.

    John

    --
    The drops of water don't know themselves to be a river; and yet the river flows.
  7. Always. by Renraku · · Score: 1

    In today's world, either you're a lawyer, you have a lawyer, or you're ignorant. Any time you are served legal papers is good enough for most of us. For the paranoid, I reccomend taking a few law courses to be SURE they know what can / can't happen. If he has that much more money than you, anything is possible. He could very well have sued you, and taken every penny you had. Maybe if you were a lawyer, you could fend for yourself in court, otherwise, you might only lose half of your monentary assets to pay the lawyer.

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    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
    1. Re:Always. by Samari711 · · Score: 1

      "a lawyer who defends himself has a fool for a client"

      --

      I never said I was smart, I just said I was smarter than you

  8. The answer is obvious. by gTsiros · · Score: 1, Troll

    Always.
    And you know it is true.

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  9. when you need one by El+Pollo+Loco · · Score: 1

    If you're being sued, you need a lawyer. especially in a case that would be similar to yours, you could recoup any fees that you'd have to spend on a lawyer in court, if you're innocent and have a decent lawyer.

  10. If you don't mind me asking... by Longinus · · Score: 1

    ...just how the hell did you find yourself in a position to be targeted by a CEO who thinks you infected him with Klez? Is he your boss or what? I don't disbelieve that this guy is completely clueless, I'm just wondering how one would end up being blamed for something like this.

  11. How much could he actually sue you for? by ebbomega · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At worst, he could find you accountable for the files that were on his computer and _only_ his computer. I would guess that major important documents/programs that your company requires would be backed up elsewhere, and all the other stuff would range from the pr0n on his computer.

    IANAL, but if I remember the legal process correctly, if he's suing you for $3000 or less (I could hardly imagine why a computer virus on his computer and only his computer would result in more than that in damages), then it goes to small claims court, which is jury-less and less formal that a full blown class-action lawsuit type dealy you always see in the movies. So I'd imagine that lawyers aren't _that_ extraordinarily helpful in a small claims court.

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    1. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by gcshaw2nd · · Score: 1

      In my experiences with traffic court (lets not get into that), lawyers are especially helpful in the smaller courts. A lawyer on your side is helpful for two reasons I can think of right off. One, you don't do the speaking so you don't accidentally stick your foot in your mouth, and therefore lose the case. Two, when you have a lawyer on your side, no one screws with you. They don't play legal 'tricks' you don't know about, and you're sure to get a much more favorable ruling. If you can afford one (and better yet, if you have a lawyer friend even if it's not their specialty) get the lawyer before entering a courtroom.

    2. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by singularity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a CEO, I am sure he will sue for lost time to clean up the virus. In addition, it sounds like the CEO (mistakenly) believes that the poster is targetting the corporation, which would mean anything from a few computers up to several thousands (all of the the associated tech support fees for getting rid of the virus).

      So the CEO has lost documents, lost time, and has to pay a computer guy to clean his computer.

      Already the CEO is able to blow this out of proportion to well over $3,000.

      I am not a lawyer, but I am the son of one. My advice? Send a nice note through snail mail. Certify the letter, and keep a copy yourself.

      In the letter, explain the virus and why you are not at fault. Do some research, and include quotes and backing evidence that support your claim. That should not be too hard to do, a simple search of Symantec and Macafee should give you quite a bit right there.

      Start the explanation "I did some research into what seems to have happened, and I see how you mistakenly believe I sent you the email. However..."

      End the letter with something like "Before you decide to follow through on any legal action, I am sure you too will research the computer virus (Klez) you recieved and will come to the same conclusion I did - that I am in no way responsible for the harm that has come to your computer and your corporation."

      For less than an hour of work and about a dollar to send the letter, you can cut off most chances of legal action. In addition, if the CEO decides to go after you, it will never get to the courts. Lawyers on both sides will quickly figure out that there is no case and never let it get that far. You playing nice and courteous goes a long way to show that you are not only innocent, but deserve some slack for your composure under wrongful attack.

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    3. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by ari_j · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're very mistaken. It's just not common to see them there, since most "small claims" are so small that losing the case leaves you better off than if you'd paid for a lawyer and won it. However, as another replier stated, it's very helpful to have one. A good lawyer knows the laws, knows you, knows the judge, and knows the other side's lawyer - and connects all of those to your best advantage.

    4. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 4, Interesting

      (Emphasis added by me.)

      In my experiences with traffic court (lets not get into that), lawyers are especially helpful in the smaller courts. A lawyer on your side is helpful for two reasons I can think of right off. One, you don't do the speaking so you don't accidentally stick your foot in your mouth, and therefore lose the case. Two, when you have a lawyer on your side, no one screws with you. They don't play legal 'tricks' you don't know about, and you're sure to get a much more favorable ruling. If you can afford one (and better yet, if you have a lawyer friend even if it's not their specialty) get the lawyer before entering a courtroom.

      Let me first say that I'm just going to stick with traffic courts for this comment, just to make things clear. Now, you explicitly call out "if you can afford [a lawyer]". What most people don't realize is that they can afford a lawyer, especially for traffic tickets. Ignoring the cost of the fine itself (anywhere between $70 and $500, depending on what you were doing), you are almost guaranteed an insurance hike in the case of a ticket. If a traffic lawyer costs $350 (at least, that's what my lawyer generally costs, with it being a bit higher for tickets out of her county), you've just saved close to $600 in insurance fees. It's very easy for a traffic lawyer to get your ticket dismissed or otherwise win the case. All they really have to do is drag out the process by asking for a discovery, which is usually not done in a traffic case but is allowed and must be honored by the court because a traffic ticket is considered a criminal offense and discovery is a right of the defendant in a criminal case. By doing that, the case will drag past the point where it's profitable for the court to continue trying it, and will likely just drop the charges (your lawyer will need to present some sort of plausible case for the charges to be dropped, so the judge can save face, but any good lawyer can do that in his or her sleep). Since traffic tickets are nothing but income for the issuing government, the simple act of fighting the ticket cuts into their profits. The governments prey on those that just blindly pay their tickets and go on their way. Don't you already pay enough in taxes?


      The point, then, is that you can afford a lawyer, and should hire one. Sure, it's more expensive than representing yourself, but it's cheaper than paying the insurance increase, and there's a nearly-100% chance the lawyer will win your case (unless you picked a particularly inept lawyer).

    5. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      One, you don't do the speaking so you don't accidentally stick your foot in your mouth

      This is probably the biggest value in getting a lawyer, I know from experience.... I've been in court many times, sometimes pro se and sometimes with a lawyer, mostly family court custody/child support issues. You don't always need a lawyer to win, but it sure makes things much easier.

      I still think people should research their situation out fully as if they didn't have a lawyer, even if they get one, because it's a hell of a lot cheaper for you to do the research than to ask your lawyer to do it.

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    6. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by cduffy · · Score: 2

      Actually, he's right -- at least in California, where neither party can be represented by a lawyer in small claims court.

    7. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Glytch · · Score: 2

      (unless you picked a particularly inept lawyer).

      For some reason, this face comes to mind.

    8. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Do some research, and include quotes and backing evidence that support your claim.

      Then bill him for your lost time. If he doesn't pay, sue him. Ah yes, two can play the bitch game.

    9. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      I still think people should research their situation out fully as if they didn't have a lawyer, even if they get one, because it's a hell of a lot cheaper for you to do the research than to ask your lawyer to do it.

      The only problem there is that no lawyer is just going to just accept any research you've done. Either they'll want to re-research themselves and charge you, or will need to check your research and charge you, so either way you're going to get charged. IMHO, I'd rather pay a lawyer to do the research (because they know where to go and what to look up), with the specification that they need to share everything with me so I'm kept in the loop. Any good lawyer will do that.

    10. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by jpt.d · · Score: 2

      "nd must be honored by the court because a traffic ticket is considered a criminal offense and discovery is a right of the defendant in a criminal case."

      Where do you live? In ontario at least a traffic offense would be a provincial matter, which by definition a criminal offense is federal only.

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    11. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      This is what is wrong with society. People can't take responsibility for their actions. The reason that U.S. courts are buried in countless lawsuits is because people always look for loopholes and can't do the honourable thing.

    12. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by msfodder · · Score: 1


      It's sad shit for certain when a crappy forged header can provoke an escalation that could ruin an individual financially and cause him to eat shit in the "..please don't hurt me this is what happened, please believe me..", manner you describe.

      But, hell, these little sultans in their impervious fits of ignorant pique are another symptom of what is 'really wrong' with our society, values and legal system.

      Thanks for listening.
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    13. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, that's not my experience. I'm not talking about legal research as much as research regarding your particular situation. For example, this guy in the Ask Slashdot could go find a lot of authoritative references on the way Klez works, and take that to his lawyer to help him understand the situation. The lawyer's job is to figure out the legal angle, you can help him by finding specifics that he may have overlooked. You're not doing his job for him, you are helping him do his job more effectively.

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    14. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by micromoog · · Score: 2
      The point, then, is that you can afford a lawyer, and should hire one. Sure, it's more expensive than representing yourself, but it's cheaper than paying the insurance increase, and there's a nearly-100% chance the lawyer will win your case . . .

      Even if you're actually guilty?

    15. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by ari_j · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected; but remember that California is only 1/3 of our national population. :)

    16. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by terbor · · Score: 1
      Start the explanation "I did some research into what seems to have happened, and I see how you mistakenly believe I sent you the email. However..."
      I most certainly wouldn't say it this way. You're pointing out that he made a mistake and as others have mentioned, he probably has a massive ego and will not take well to insults, as he would certainly interpret this. Instead, try "I did some research into what seems to have happened, and I see WHY IT APPEARS I sent you the email. However..."
    17. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      Where do you live? In ontario at least a traffic offense would be a provincial matter, which by definition a criminal offense is federal only.

      I live in the States of course (pardon my US-centric post, but whatever). In the US, a traffic ticket is not federal, but not all criminal offenses are federal. In fact, very few offenses are federal, limited to things like crossing state boundaries (anything dealing with mail fraud, for example). A traffic ticket is, technically, a criminal offense, but is a special case in that it has its own set of courts (traffic court), it's not juried, and not all criminal procedures are always followed (as I mentioned before, the discovery phase is mandatory in a criminal trial, but is generally not done by default in a traffic trial -- however, because a traffic violation is a criminal offense, the request for discovery cannot be denied).


      Caveat: IANAL, but I've dealt with them.

    18. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by dubiousmike · · Score: 2

      Sending a letter certified means you sent it. It doesn't mean they got it.

      You need to not only send it certified, but also return mail receipt. This forces someone to sign for it and you get their signature on the card back in the mail.

    19. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      This is what is wrong with society. People can't take responsibility for their actions. The reason that U.S. courts are buried in countless lawsuits is because people always look for loopholes and can't do the honourable thing.

      I'm sorry, but what? You're saying the "honorable thing" to do is act like a sheep and just blindly follow along? I'm sorry, but I was never consulted when speed limits where determined (not to mention that Congress has said that speed limits should be determined by the 85th percentile rule, in that a survey is done to determine the speeds at which people drive in an area, and the 85th percentile from the survey is then chosen as the speed limit -- however, very few places actually honor that, and many places have never even done speed surveys before arbitrarily choosing speed limits). When I get a ticket (and I've gotten my fair share of bullshit tickets), I'm given several choices:

      1. Just pay the ticket and go on my way. This is what most people do, because fines are usually low enough that they don't think too much about it. However, while that ticket may only be $75, your insurance is going to increase by several hundred a year. How's that for doing the "honorable thing"?
      2. Write a letter to the court mitigating the infraction. This is a joke. There's no possible letter you could write (with or without a lawyer's help) that would do anything. This is nothing more than a way for the court to claim they gave you the chance to defend yourself, while still taking your money.
      3. Go to court. Now, you have two choices -- represent yourself (generally a bad idea), or get a lawyer (generally cheap in comparison to fines+insurance hikes). If you represent yourself, expect to lose. You have to be damned good (and no, you can't just argue, "But I was going with the speed of traffic," and get away with it -- not only is that not valid, you're admitting you were speeding and even if it wasn't as much as the ticket says, you're still screwed). Just get the lawyer and get things settled correctly.

      As I said before, traffic tickets are nothing more than local governments milking you for money. There are many, many examples of small towns setting their speed limits artificially low simply to drum up money from speeders (check Concrete, WA, for a good example of this). Maybe you think the "honorable thing" to do is bend over and just take it, but as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing honorable about that.
    20. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, that's not my experience. I'm not talking about legal research as much as research regarding your particular situation. For example, this guy in the Ask Slashdot could go find a lot of authoritative references on the way Klez works, and take that to his lawyer to help him understand the situation. The lawyer's job is to figure out the legal angle, you can help him by finding specifics that he may have overlooked. You're not doing his job for him, you are helping him do his job more effectively.

      I understand your argument, and perhaps that's the case, but I'd be wary of any lawyer that accepted any research I did at face value. Unless I can prove I'm some expert on whatever it is I'm researching, any legitimate lawyer would need to check your research. That's probably fewer billable hours than having them do the research for you, but it's still billable hours. If they didn't want to double-check my research, I'd immediately become suspicious and concerned, and probably start looking for a new lawyer (if they're not diligent with the information you're giving them, how can you expect them to be diligent in court where it actually matters?).

    21. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      Even if you're actually guilty?

      When it comes to traffic violations (re-read my post), then as long as it's not something completely outrageous (driving 150mph down a residential street), then yes, even if you're actually guilty. DUI isn't a traffic violation, nor is vehicular manslaughter, so don't even go there. I'm talking about speeding, plain and simple.

    22. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      I don't think you completely understand. Yes, speed limits often too low, or often ignored or what. I'm not in any way defending the system of speed limits, I think that it diverts police resources from more important matters. But whatever my feelings about the issue, the fact is that there are laws.

      If you speed, then you've broken the law, no matter how silly it is. It's a choice you made, and choices have consequences. If the consequences are too severe for you than perhaps it's time to rethink your choices.

    23. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by lordkuri · · Score: 1

      same in Illinois.

      guess you gotta get back up ;)

    24. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      If you speed, then you've broken the law, no matter how silly it is. It's a choice you made, and choices have consequences. If the consequences are too severe for you than perhaps it's time to rethink your choices.

      From the phrase "innocent until proven guilty", and from the charter of our fine country, even if I have broken the law, I am guaranteed a trial and proper representation, while the prosecution (in this case, the city or county where I've been caught speeding) must prove me guilty. The unfortunate thing is that speeding is such a cash cow, so my basic rights are pretty much done away with unless I fight to keep them. Yes, I'm given the option to go to court, but if I choose to do so, I'm not appointed a public defender if I cannot afford my own representation, and unless I ask for things like a discovery process, I'm denied that as well. Either traffic violations are criminal offenses, or they're nothing more than a form of income. Fine, but you can't have both. Either give me my full constitutionally-provided rights in a criminal trial, or own up to the fact that tickets are nothing more than a way to pay the courts and cops and don't penalize me through higher insurance rates (contrary to popular opinion, speed doesn't kill). Pick one.


      The sad fact is that right now, traffic violations are both criminal offenses and profiteering, so to keep profits high my rights are done away with (and to keep people re-offending, nothing more than a fine is applied except in the worst of cases, in which case you may have a night in jail or a suspended license). Therefore, I take the rights that I have and use them. Since I have neither the time nor the knowledge to properly represent myself in court, I hire a lawyer (and a damned good one, too -- Jeannie Mucklestone has not lost a case in four years). Fix the system and maybe I'll go along with the rest of the sheep and do the "honorable thing". As long as the system is as fucked as it is, expect me to fight it every step of the way.

    25. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Inthewire · · Score: 1
      Not juried? So the lying bitch we popped for speeding when I had jury duty was just having a bad dream?
      I still love her defense:
      If I'd have been speeding the offier would have pulled me over sooner because I'd have been a danger to others
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    26. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      But...

      You know you're right.

      The CEO is stupid(he shouldn't be there in the first place if he didn't know about the hord of false-impersonation style emails) and therefore a complete dipstick. Take he shambled suit, and counter-sue his ass for every legal damn thing you can sue him for.

    27. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you're at, but every time I've been to a traffic violation hearing (which I've actually only gone to one myself, though my lawyer has gone to a couple on my behalf), there was no jury. It was just me and the judge (because I was young, and going for the deferred judgement where I go to a class and the ticket goes away in a year barring any other offenses; otherwise, there would've also been a prosecutor). Since you can only be deferred once every seven years, there's no point in me trying to get things deferred for another year or two. Therefore, I fight them with a lawyer, and win.


      I've never heard of a juried traffic court. Maybe if the charge is something serious, like reckless driving or DUI (which is not a traffic violation), then there would be a jury. For anything less, to my knowledge, there's no jury (think about it -- it's a waste of money, because then the government not only has to pay the judge and the prosecutor, but also the twelve members of the jury, and that cuts seriously into the profits from the ticket, especially when there's no guarantee on how long a jury will deliberate).

    28. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      Sounds like a lot of work and heartache. I don't know about you, but I'm a busy man and that guy is a stupid asshole. Where I come from, we call meaningless lawsuits provoked by stupid assholes who have no chance of winning "barratry," and we usually recoup a few grand whenever it happens.

      Oh, and I'm a CEO too. I'm just CEO of webslum, though, so I get to wear Carharrt jackets with the long underwear sewn in, and not a polyester sportcoat. Plus I can do my taxes without a team of husky CPAs.

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    29. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by micromoog · · Score: 2
      Right . . . so, you're arguing that it's OK, even imperative, to use a loophole to take advantage of the system when you can. And that the line is to be drawn at "something completely outrageous", as defined by you I suppose . . .

      Just because you can get away with something doesn't make it OK. I hear shoplifting is pretty easy.

    30. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by pixel_bc · · Score: 1

      > I am not a lawyer, but I am the
      > son of one. My advice?

      That makes you what? Absolutely nothing?

    31. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      And if it comes to a second letter, check around your town for a lawyer that does a 'fixed fee interview'. You pay a fixed sum to discuss the problem and get relevant advice, possibly including a letter to the iggerant CEO explaining how much it would cost him to pursue a lost cause.

    32. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Osty · · Score: 1

      Just because you can get away with something doesn't make it OK. I hear shoplifting is pretty easy.

      Ah, but getting caught shoplifting will normally leave you with a criminal record (wiped away when you turn 18, or permanent afterwards), and community service. Speeding leaves you with a fine and an increased insurance premium. As I mentioned in another post, either make speeding a true crime, or acknowledge it for what it is (a way to make money) and stop penalizing me with things like increased insurance rates. Treat it like parking tickets -- you pay them, you go on, no big deal. So long as the current status quo holds (speeding is technically a criminal offense, but you're never going to see jail time or a criminal record until you step into the realm of reckless driving, which is not defined by me; but speeding is also a grand way to make money, both from writing tickets and grants from insurance companies like Geicko that have a vested interest in seeing more speeders, because that means they can charge higher premiums), I'll use all the legal options available to me to fight bullshit speeding tickets. Make speeding a real crime, and then the money's not there anymore, which means speed limits will generally be increased to sane levels, and so fewer people will truly be speeding. Make it into a pure profit-gathering phenomenon sans insurance hikes, and I'd just pay the fine. So long as there's a legal recourse (because it's technically a crime), then I'll use that recourse. Anybody who doesn't is blind or ignorant. No offense meant, of course.

    33. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      in California, where neither party can be represented by a lawyer in small claims court.

      So if a large corporation is sued in small claims court for whatever, who represents them? A member of their legal department? The mailroom secretary? Joe Bloggs down the hall in Janitorial?

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    34. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by cduffy · · Score: 1

      That was actually covered in the "Introduction to Small Claims" stuff I read back when filing a suit there... but I don't remember with absolute certainty. If what remains of my memory is correct, however, it would generally be a manager (or someone else the company happened to select) -- but still, lawyers need not apply.

    35. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by micromoog · · Score: 2
      I'm not sure how much you know about insurance, but your rate is all based on statistics of accidents. People who get more tickets cause more accidents, period. This is not some sort of conspiracy of the insurance company to steal money from you.

      It's just like the fact that your insurance is higher because you're (presumably) male and (presumably) young. There is a correlation.

      If you don't like your insurance policy, you should change companies. If you think speed limits are too low, you should lobby your local politicians about it. Your method has you bringing a fraudulent case, lying to the court, and costing taxpayers money by tying up the court with this bullshit. Just be a man and own up to your actions.

    36. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by crazyplatypus · · Score: 1

      Where I am all traffic tickets are sent to a district magistrate. There is no jury involved unless as the poster said it is something more serious, which at that point wouldn't be considered a misdemeanor or felony anyway.

    37. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2
      There are municipalities near my home where the speed limit on the highway drops from 60mph to 25mph in a very short distance, and where you'll get a ticket if you're doing 26mph.

      You really think I should "own up to [my] actions" because I'm unable to shed 60% of my highway speed in 200 feet with a tractor trailer truck 50 feet behind me? No - that's just silly. I'll pay a lawyer $100 to get the ticket dropped and go back to being a responsible driver.

      In other words, not all of us have the luxury of living in an ideal world where it's never difficult to obey the letter of the law. Of course, you've never downloaded a song from Napster, and you actually made all of the images on your web site, didn't you?

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    38. Re:How much could he actually sue you for? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Isn't insurance in general a conspiracy to steal money from you? (good points about correlations notwithstanding)

  12. forge by Deton8 · · Score: 1

    Umm, did you tell the CEO that worms almost always forge the from: header? Wait, never mind. He probably thinks that email is actually secure. The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that there is a limit to intelligence.

  13. Free consultation by ooglek · · Score: 5, Informative

    Lawyers will usually not charge you for an initial consultation. If you are upfront with them, tell them your situation, they'll usually spend 10 or 20 minutes with you and decide if you might need their services or not. If they say you do, they'll most likely ask for a retainer of some sort. Depending on how serious the lawyer believes your situation to be, it could be between $1,000 and $5,000. On top of the retainer, you have to pay the fees they bill until you "close your account" with them.

    Some smaller lawyers will just bill against the retainer, while larger firms will require payment in addition to the retainer, but will return the retainer in full at your request when you close an account with them.

    Most lawyers charge between $150-$300 an hour unless it is a case where they believe you will win a settlement (in this case, it doesn't seem so; however, you might be able to get lawyer fees if you need to sue if the CEO sues).

    IANAL, but I'm married to one and had to use some for my old business.

    Just go look up a lawyer or get a referal (highly recommended) and see what they say. They'll know better than any of us on slashdot (unless they are lawyers).

    1. Re:Free consultation by Mad+Ivan · · Score: 1
      In addition to these suggestions about an initial consultation, also be aware that there are "legal insurance" plans available in the USA (and possibly other countries). One that I am familiar with is Pre-Paid Legal Services, Inc.. [ObDisclaimer: My wife and I are Marketing Affiliates of theirs.] I'm sure there are many other fine ones.

      For a monthly fee of around $25 US, you are given representation by top-flight legal firms in your state, and all the telephone consultation you need.

      ObAnecdote: When some legal firm representing our regional power utility sent us a letter claiming that our dog bit a utility worker, I just faxed it to our PPLSI representative, along with my explanation ("The dog hasn't bitten anybody. It's a load of bunk!"), and the problem went away. Could I have afforded to be sued? Nope. Was I sued, or even served with any official paperwork? Nope.

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    2. Re:Free consultation by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      Why do I find this type of "insurance" deeply disturbing? If the legal system is indeed so fouled up that you can be sued without warning without realising it first, the system needs to be fixed, not insurance added.

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    3. Re:Free consultation by Nynaeve · · Score: 1

      In order for the system to be fixed, there must be:
      1) Motivation (e.g., financial or political) to drive the change, and
      2) A feedback loop within the system to guide the change

      Critical mass of the motivating factor is essential. That is, it's not a problem unless, for example, the number of people negatively affected or the amount of money involved crosses a significant threshold.

      BTW, when you stated, "the system needs to be fixed" did you take a few minutes to contemplate how it could be changed in a realistic manner -- within the bounds of the current system?
      If so, please share your insights with us.

      I for one, believe this insurance to be a viable solution. If I had taken advantage of it, I could have saved myself a lot of trouble in a recent case of identity theft that resulted in my mistaken arrest. A lesson learned the hard way.

  14. Before you need him. by Deanasc · · Score: 4, Funny
    A good lawyer is like a good mechanic or good OBGYN. You should be comfortable with the Doctor before you have him up to his neck in your coochie. You should be changing your oil with a good mechanic so that he knows you care about the car and doesn't rip you for double when your timing belt slips. I'm not saying to keep a lawyer on retainer but have a relationship with one before you need him. And it doesn't matter which branch of law. If he can't help you he'll know who can and it won't be the guy advertising workmans comp scams on 'Springer'.

    Or you can go to Jiffy Lube to save $20 bucks a year and then the mechanic doesn't know you from a hole in the wall. Doesn't think you'll be back after he's done.

    And who want's a total stranger looking up their hooches to find that itch.

    I know I'm crass but it does get the point accross.

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    1. Re:Before you need him. by benwb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Funny, I always thought a lawyer was a lot more like a proctologist ;)

  15. Who needs a lawyer... by myov · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... when you could just /. him instead?
    No klez, in fact, no internet

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    1. Re:Who needs a lawyer... by kscguru · · Score: 1
      Funny, yes, but give it a second thought...

      By posting a link on /., and knowing that the result (particularly from a bunch of suitably angry geeks) is a slashdotting and is enough to crash servers, a lawyer would probably argue that the poster DELIBERATELY caused a DoS attack. And suddenly this e-mail becomes a prelude for a more serious - and documentable - attack.

      Likely to happen? I hope not. But chilling to think that it might.

      -Paranoid whenever Lawyers are involved

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  16. When you're in court by FunkyELF · · Score: 1, Funny

    When you're in court. Thats usually a good time to have one.

  17. The real question is ... by theefer · · Score: 1

    ... is it more expensive to pay the bill or to pay a lawyer ?

    I mean actually you might pay him and the CEO (in this example) just stops being stupid (or speaks with his geeky son) and cancels his report. Then you'll have lost money ...

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  18. could you counter-sue for legal fees? by gasgesgos · · Score: 1

    is that possible? This claim is insane, as anyone who knows anything about viruses does know that headers are usually forged. it may be hard to prove though, unless you get the source code to the virus, as "a lotta people know that headers are forged" isn't really physical evidence. you should get a lawyer as soon as you can, and hopefully you can recover legal fees from the company. good luck in your legal adventure...

  19. I'm afraid that.. by r2r2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You need a lawyer to answer that question.

  20. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1

    ...just how the hell did you find yourself in a position to be targeted by a CEO who thinks you infected him with Klez? Is he your boss or what? I don't disbelieve that this guy is completely clueless, I'm just wondering how one would end up being blamed for something like this.

    It's not that hard to imagine. Someone had Dr. Harm in his address book probably, they got infected with Klez, and it sent mail using his forged address to someone else in the guy's address book (the CEO). Personally I think we should stop accusing people in the From address and start accusing these stupid idiots who use Outbreak for spreading the viruses. How hard is it for Microsoft to simply remove this stupid "functionality" in Outbreak that allow these viruses to spread? 4 or 5 years ago there were NO email viruses, why is that exactly? Because the mail readers didn't execute visual basic scripts?

  21. Soo, ummm were you fired? by bogie · · Score: 2

    I surprised you didn't say if you were fired or not, but just FYI, wrongful termination can be a real bitch to prove.

    Regarding when to call a lawyer. If you think you may possibly be charged with a crime, you call a lawyer period. No decent lawyer will not take 5 minutes and listen to your case. You will most likely be told to call back when and if the authorities are going to move against you. If and when that happens you pay a retainer and then go from there. If any lawyer asks for money up front, run away.

    Regarding money, if you truly did nothing wrong you would most likely recoup your legal costs in a summary judgement before the case even got to court. Contrary to popular belief most cases do NOT go to court. They are settled either by an arbitrator or judge before hand.

    As always IANAL but my father is, and I worked at his firm for several years.

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    1. Re:Soo, ummm were you fired? by mabinogi · · Score: 2

      > I surprised you didn't say if you were fired or not, but just FYI, wrongful termination can be a real bitch to prove.

      I don't think it was the CEO of his company, just a random CEO off the street ;)

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  22. Just be sensible by mark_space2001 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Send him a polite note explaining that he is mistaken. Your were the victim of a virus, and the virus forged your name on the email. Communication like this is important if you do every end up in court (IANAL though!). An attempt to mitigate (or in this case, explain) the damage is required.

    If you DO ever end up in court, after sending the polite note and getting a lawyer, point out that you have no money for him to take, and that if he does sue you, he'll look like a fool. If the CEO continues to press the suit, carry through on your end and go public.

    There are tons of ways for ordinary people to do this. One is your local TV station. My TV station has something called "Channel 3 Reports" which is basically a cosumer line where people can complain if they feel cheated by a business. Channel 3 will send a reporter to the business and make them answer a few questions on camera. This can be REALLY embarrassing, espcially if there is any chance that the business did make a mistake. Many people would rather settle than have a hostile interview on camera.

    Newspapers are also your friend. Alternative ones like the "News and Review" will often do interviews with ordinary people who have run afoul of some large business or government agency. Larger papers too might be interested to run your story.

    I think enough bad press, and hints of more, will end just about any unfair suit from a CEO who has a company and business to worry about.

    Be smart. Be polite. Be truthful. And be persistant. That I think will get you out of any jam that truly isn't your fault.

    Peace.

    1. Re:Just be sensible by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Send him a polite note explaining that he is mistaken. Your were the victim of a virus, and the virus forged your name on the email."

      Keep in mind that Klez does not use your e-mail address found on the sending machine as the from: address in any subsequent e-mails. It gets addresses of other people from your outlook address book.

      So if I'm stupid enough to use outlook and then stupid enough to let Klez loose on my machine and you're in my address book, then your address could appear on the from: field on the next victim's inbox. So even if you are using an ultra-secure unix box and read your mail with pine (which is a text-only client, so it is impossible to get any infection from an e-mail,) your friend who uses outlook can still cause you grief in this way.

      This makes it hard to track down the source of the worm and that's why Klez is still fairly old but running rampant in the wild.

    2. Re:Just be sensible by damiam · · Score: 1
      which is a text-only client, so it is impossible to get any infection from an e-mail

      Actually, I believe that there have been some buffer overflows in pine. Fortunately, none of them were ever exploited, but It's possible a new one could be found.

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    3. Re:Just be sensible by bear_phillips · · Score: 2

      I agree with the parent poster that it would be good to send a note explaining the virus. As the saying goes "you catch more flies with honey." A nice note may do the trick.

      But sometimes you need to play hardball. If you are worried, talk to an attorney. He may suggest that HE draft a memo stating something like "My client did not send the virus. We can easily prove that because of X, Y and Z. If you pursue fraudulent legal procedings against my client, we will counter sue you for libel, etc etc. "

      Sometimes you have to run from bullies and sometimes you just have to stand up to them.

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    4. Re:Just be sensible by Technician · · Score: 2

      Send him a polite note explaining that he is mistaken. Your were the victim of a virus, and the virus forged your name on the email. Communication like this is important if you do every end up in court (IANAL though!). An attempt to mitigate (or in this case, explain) the damage is required

      It also does not hurt to list in the letter the version of anti-virus software you have running and the current date of the signature file in use. Hint that if they were running the same, they would have caught the virus upon arrival and it would not be spreading on their machines.

      Listing your anti-virus subscription goes a long way showing you couldn't have sent it.

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  23. How the Klez virus works... by hackwrench · · Score: 3, Informative

    Someone with both him in their Address book and the CEO in their address book got the Klez virus. The Klez virus looks in the currently infected victim's address book for an e-mail address to pretend to be from and sends a message to another address in that address book.

    1. Re:How the Klez virus works... by martums · · Score: 1

      That's exactly right! Because of the nature of Klez, there are actually three parties involved, (anonymous infected sender, victim recipient, victim-accused "From"). You need to get an attorney with enough understanding of IT to combat this sort of knee-jerk ignorance. (And in the mean time, tell everyone you know who has you in their address book or Outlook Contacts to reinstall & maintain their antivirus). This isn't going to stop until the person you & the CEO have in common cleans up their machine!

      Cough up the bucks and pay an IT-saavy lawyer the retainer. And expect more Klez nonsense.

      I think we'd all like to know what Co. the CEO is with. It's unfortunate so many are in the dark about Klez & its variants.

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    2. Re:How the Klez virus works... by expunged · · Score: 2

      I believe if he has the original e-mail/access to the server, you can tell who it *really* came from. I have had to do this several times for people in my company accusing me or someone else in the company of sending them Klez.

      With Outhouse, full headers is not exactly inherently obvious, but they are there. If the CEO still has the original e-mail (which I imagine he does, otherwise there isn't really a case is there?), all someone has to do is look at them (or go to the server and dig up the record). Case closed...

  24. You need a lawyer right when ... by Scotch+Game · · Score: 1

    ... you discover you needed a yesterday.

    Unfortunately, I don't think there's an easy direct answer to this question. There are different lawyers for different things, e.g., personal injury, crime, insurance, child support and family law, copyright issues, collections etc. In a way, and I mean this as no criticism, but it's a little like asking "When do I need a wrench?" Well, when you need one. "What kind of wrench do you need?" The kind that tightens the nuts you need tightened. Pun intended.

    One client of mine is a real estate broker. Recently, when about to close a deal on a $2 mil property, the buyer backed out at the last minute, stiffing the broker for $5,000 of a deposit that the broker had offered as a security as a favor to his multimillionaire client. Isn't this illegal, I asked? Yes, it is, but the broker's options weren't very fun. He could sue for his money, which would cost a bundle of cash and time. Or he could choose arbitration at $1,500 a pop for each meeting. His response, ultimately, was that if you've got the money you can abuse the system, as well as other individuals.

    I have a friend who's an attorney who told me once that after you've been an attorney, the threat of court isn't too much of a threat any longer. Granted, those are big words for someone who knows his way around a court system and around the law, but in this case I think the point is that knowledge is power. Your best bet is to know the law around certain issues. And where you get caught unexpectedly, well, to a certain degree that's life in the big city, but there's always options. Some lawyers do, in fact, trade out services for services, and court systems are slow, so you have time to defend yourself.

    One client stiffed my business $8,000. We recovered it, eventually, but it took time, an attorney on contingency, and you should've seen the letters from the opposing attorney threatening all kinds of ill will and harm if I didn't stop "harassing" his client. So I sympathize.

  25. I've got an easy answer to your problem by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're kinda handy with Sendmail, and CEO stubbornly refuses to believe that SMTP From: headers can be faked, guess how surpised he'll be when he receives an email from gwbush@whitehouse.gov giving you a full pardon.

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    1. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by EvanED · · Score: 2

      ROTFL! This could be the best solution proposed so far.

    2. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      or better yet, an email from himself...or his own legal department

    3. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh gooooood. He's accused him of a crime, and so you think he should fraudulently sign the presidents signature to get out of it? That wouldn't get the FBI to sic on him. No siree. Nice suggestion, way to go- not! ;-)

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    4. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by KILNA · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually you're on to something. The crux of the CEO's position is the fact that he believes From: headers are gospel. If the tech has the ability to forge headers, then why the hell would he send the virus-infected email from his own address? It would make the foolishness of the CEO's conclusion apparent.

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    5. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by paulcammish · · Score: 1
      kinda handy with Sendmail

      What do you mean Sendmail!?!?

      C'mon, at least use a telnet client, and do it properly.

      Dear oh dear... these kids nowadays...

    6. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by Phroggy · · Score: 2

      C'mon, at least use a telnet client, and do it properly.

      What do you think you're telnetting into?

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    7. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by bxbaser · · Score: 1

      That will just make him want to sue you even more and probably win cause that will definatly show the courts that if you can do something like that then you can eaisily send him that virus.

      Just because we know how easy it is to forge a header doesnt mean everyone knows it.

    8. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by Gantoris · · Score: 1

      IIRC you can telnet into the standard mail tcp port and fake an e-mail, we did it as an exersise at uni. Can't remeber how to do it though. ;)

    9. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      IIRC you can telnet into the standard mail tcp port and fake an e-mail, we did it as an exersise at uni. Can't remeber how to do it though. ;)

      Yep, that would be port 25, which is what Sendmail listens on. Of course, the server you're telnetting to could be running something other than Sendmail, but the protocol is the same.

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    10. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

      Thus showing to a demonstratably ignorant person that you are a "hacker" and have just "hacked the president".

      Yeah, that'll help you.

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    11. Re:I've got an easy answer to your problem by Kallahar · · Score: 2

      To avoid legal/SS hassles, I suggest using gwbush@whitehouse.com instead of .gov. I'm sure this guy won't have a clue :)

      Travis

  26. The EFF? by syntaxofinsanity · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if this is what the EFF deals in, but it might be a worth a shot. the EFF (electronic frontier foundation) is an organization which basically fights for the rights (especially speech) of the average joe. I think they also were helping in part in the defense of the BNETD case.

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  27. Re: KLEZ by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    Just send all anal retentive types this link. Sometimes this doesn't even convince them. The evidence is on your side though so don't freak out.

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  28. bah by athlon02 · · Score: 1

    that'd be a pointless lawsuit that any right-minded lawyer and judge would laugh off. and if for some reason, that guy's lawyers are so greedy for money, or completely clueless, that they try to make the suit stick, then just get a lawyer that knows how to research computer virii and they can easily prove this is a pointless lawsuit.

  29. well I am one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am a lawyer and I practised in high tech/business for years. I think people run to lawyers far too quickly. I wish they wouldn't panic and waste their own time and money. As soon as I became a lawyer, my father pestered me all the time with issues. I kept saying he should use his head. Figure out what using a lawyer will get you then think about what it will cost (in terms of time, money, frustration, publicity, anger, damage to relationships, etc.)

    You need to take a deep breath and work out the pros and cons of using a lawyer. I think the best time to use one is where you are presented with a situation where:
    (a) you are IN DANGER OF LOSING ESSENTIAL RIGHTS. Examples are signing contracts where you do not understand what people in your position normally can get (or lose);
    (b) you are unfamiliar with the regulations and laws associated with doing certain things (like holding lotteries, running a business, being a landlord etc.); or
    (c) you or your property are seriously injured and you NEED compensation to compensate for some significant loss

    Using lawyers simply as a replacement for common sense is really dumb. Lawyers move SLOWLY and EXPENSIVELY. Why? Well, because (1) they have a lot of stupid work to do; (2) they are often sick of dealing with issues that should be resolved outside the legal system; (3) their profession is focused on looking at what they can get out of someone or how to hit back vs. constructively and quickly resolving disputes.

    Often you will walk into a law office and have a consultation. Suddenly, the lawyer is putting together your case. What the lawyer is SUPPOSED to do is work with you on what you want to get out of this in the end, explain the costs, timelines (which are a lot longer than you think) and the typical results. Results means more than just getting some money. It means the effect of legal action on you and those around you.

    Too often, the lawyer acts more like a plumber who plugs your story into his predefined precedents instead of being a professional who consults with you and educates you about all the factors you should know BEFORE proceeding.

    1. Re:well I am one by saforrest · · Score: 1

      And maybe you're just wrong.

      "Practise" is the verb; "practice" the noun, in countries that follow British spelling. Like Canada. Ask the Oxford English Dictionary.

  30. Done. by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

    Recent versions of Outlook won't let a virus access your address book like this. Not to mention anti-virus software has been out forever....

    1. Re:Done. by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Yes - in fact, when I sync my Palm Vx, Outlook pops up saying "A program is attempting to access your address book. Would you like to grant it access for XX minutes?"

  31. Just ask Slashdot! by njchick · · Score: 5, Funny
    it raises the question: How do I know when I need a lawyer?
    You need a lawyer if you ask on Slashdot and none of the comments with score 3 and above answers your question.
  32. Could be time. by wilburdg · · Score: 2

    I would say that the moment you start asking a geek forum for law advice, you probably need a lawyer.

  33. no win, no fee? by inputsprocket · · Score: 1

    In the UK, a number of lawyers (solicitors) go on a 'no win, no fee' premise, so it's in their interest to do well in court. More often than not, the lawyers hold free consultation days were you can present your position to them for free, and then they decide whether to tak it or not (on the no win, no fee basis or not).

    Does nothing like that occur in the US?

    1. Re:no win, no fee? by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      Only for plaintiffs, because we don't have loser pays :-(

      -Peter

    2. Re:no win, no fee? by guzzloid · · Score: 1

      Danger, Will Robinson! In the UK, there are indeed many lawyers and law firms that advertise "no win, no fee"... But be careful! While it's true that if you lose you don't have to pay your lawyer's fee, you WILL still have to pay your opponent's legal fees, and any damages they win. "no win, no fee" is not some kind of magic insurance against legal costs, as might be implied by certain TV adverts!! (From what I am told, I believe a similar situation exists in the US too, except that such services are advertised more widely and aggressively).

  34. American or Gangster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you are an american, you need a lawyer if you want to, for example, pick your nose.

    In the civilized world, you only need a lawyer if you work in organized crime.

    Special case:
    If you are both american and criminal; you don't need a lawyer - Then you are a lawyer!

  35. You cannot post correspondence by localroger · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a well-established corner of copyright law, you do not own the correspondence you receive from others. You do own the physical media, but you do not have a right to broadcast or republish the material without the author's permission. Unless the author has done something so illegal (e.g. sending a death threat or whatever) that you can be certain of prevailing, and you need the public exposure because you have no other course of action, you should never publish correspondence you receive from others without their permission. It may seem ridiculous, but it is completely illegal almost everywhere on Earth.

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    1. Re:You cannot post correspondence by krenshala · · Score: 1

      While you are quite correct about needing someones permission to publicly display their correspondence, aren't (most|all) pieces of documentation in a lawsuite considered public anyway? IADNAL*, but this seems to be the way I remember it working (of course, my mind is like a steel trap, rusty and little used in todays society ...).

      *I Am Definitely Not A Lawyer.

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    2. Re:You cannot post correspondence by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Addendum: I recently got into a rather silly flame war with an AOL user who couldn't find her caps lock key. She threatened to sue if I republished our conversation on the Web.

      So I looked into this issue, and it's basically as you say*. But there are a couple of points you didn't mention. First, while you don't have a right to redistribute their creative works, you are allowed to use it in a "fair use" context, and they have no expectation that their message remain private. That is, you can quote the most relevant portions, and explain the whole situation in your own words.

      Also, in the case of works with no real commercial value (most e-mail qualifies), you can be successfully sued, but it's very unlikely that you can be sued for monetary damages. The best they can do is force you to take the correspondence down. If your responses were libelous, it's a different story.

      Having said that, I side with the posters who say that, in the case of the clueless CEO, the best plan is to back away slowly, document everything, and don't do anything to provoke him. And talk to a lawyer if it makes you feel more secure.

      * IANAL, so CYA.

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    3. Re:You cannot post correspondence by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      If it's that well established, could you cite some case law please.

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    4. Re:You cannot post correspondence by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > ...you are allowed to use it in a "fair use"
      > context, and they have no expectation that their
      > message remain private. That is, you can quote
      > the most relevant portions, and explain the whole
      > situation in your own words.

      You can quote the whole thing if that is what it takes to make your point. This is likely to be the case with these sorts of emails.

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    5. Re:You cannot post correspondence by pwarf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, as mentioned in an earlier post, you are allowed to cite excerpts of the work under fair use.

      It would be legal, though not wise, to sell the correspondence on E-bay as "Documents showing the ignorance of [insert company name here]'s CEO. Depending on the profile of the company, you might be able to make a reasonable amount of money.

      Of course, I don't advise this.

      Ask for an appointment to discuss the matter at his convenience. Then, before the appointment, call the CIO or equivalent at the company, and explain what happened, politely. If he's on the ball, he'll bring up the fact that From addresses can be faked without specifically mentioning your case. At the appointment, let the CEO save face about being wrong, and you are in good shape.

      That's my advice, at least.

    6. Re:You cannot post correspondence by evilviper · · Score: 2

      You're right, it does seem ridiculous because it's not true.

      E-Mail is not considered private information, so it would be legal to post it.

      IANAL, but the law is fairly clear on this point.

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    7. Re:You cannot post correspondence by Kagato · · Score: 3, Interesting

      However, if they did file a complaint with the FBI, you could request the complaint under FOIA. Whatever the FBI sends you I would assume to be public record unless specifically stated otherwise.

    8. Re:You cannot post correspondence by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      'The Hunt For Red October" isn't private information either. Go ahead and post it.

      > IANAL

      This is very clear.

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    9. Re:You cannot post correspondence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting



      Does this include forwarding an email message?

    10. Re:You cannot post correspondence by leviramsey · · Score: 2

      You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

      Once you have received correspondence, it is yours to do with as you please. For instance, the New York Post this week printed a letter from New York State Comptroller and gubernatorial candidate Carl McCall's letter to the CEO of Verizon (on McCall's stationery) on the front page. It was quite a nice hatchet job as well, if I do say so myself.

      Granted, you could be sued, but the odds are that the plaintiff will be laughed out of court.

    11. Re:You cannot post correspondence by kmellis · · Score: 2
      You, sir, should read the fine print. Most "letters to the editor" submission addresses I've seen in newspapers and elsewhere explicitly state that such letters are considered submissions for publication and become the property of the newspaper to do with as they please. And there probably doesn't need to be the notice, I'd bet, as the "letters to the editor" convention implicitly is one of sumitting something for publication, not of typical interpersonal correspondence.

      Regular mail or email, whether assumed to be private or not, is, by what I gather from this discussion, generally original creative work that the writer has complete ownership of. After all, I can write a short story and give you a copy, but that doesn't give you the right to publish it. Qualitatively, what's the difference between the short story and a letter, really?

      To summarize....when you write an email and send it, you don't relinquish your copyright to it. Why would you? Whether or not it is considered "private" is a seperate issue from whether or not other people have the right to publish it. As it happens, according to people here, email is not considered private. No one has mentioned what protections there would be on it if it were. Anyway, by publishing someone else's email, you're not going to get in legal trouble for violating their privacy, but you may get in trouble for violating their copyright. But then, copyright law allows for fair use, which would seem to allow for a latitude of inclusion of copyrighted material.

      Try not to so casually call someone an idiot unless you are very certain that in doing so you're not revealing that it is you who is the idiot. "Letters to the editor" are both explicitly and implicitly not equivalent to regular correspondence.

    12. Re:You cannot post correspondence by kmellis · · Score: 2
      And I'd like to add that just because something's legal, that doesn't make it right. Violating someone's privacy without a reasonable justification is a betrayal of trust.

      Many people have probably had experiences similar to an experience that I had years ago where I had discussed something in a private email with a friend who then thoughtlessly forwarded my comments along to a semi-public mailing list where some of my comments caused hurt feelings. The things that I wrote were true and I stood by them, but I never would have expressed them to the people to which the comments applied as callously as I did to my friend, to whom they didn't apply. Thus, people were hurt that needn't have been, and it was because my friend had violated the privacy of our correspondence by sharing it with many other people.

      This happens all the time with simple verbal conversations, of course. I don't know anyone, certainly not myself, who never repeats to other people things they've been told. It would be impractical to assume complete confidentiality of everything everyone ever says in private. But the trick, I think, is to make an effort to put oneself in the other person's shoes and consider whether or not they would feel violated or hurt in some manner by the disclosure. What isn't right is to stand on some insensitive and absolutist rule like "unless you tell me otherwise, I will presume that everything you say to me is not confidential". People that are too self-serving and too lazy to actually struggle through the muddied waters of ethical behavior are the type of people that cling to simplistic, legalistic guidelines for determining (or rationalizing after the fact) what is acceptable. Again, just because something is legal doesn't make it "right". Not by a long-shot.

      I mention this in this context because many people reading the thread may come away from reading it with only the knowledge that email isn't private and not consider that this being the case shouldn't be the final word on the matter. The decision to post people's email willy-nilly on one's web page should be informed by more than merely the legality of doing so.

    13. Re:You cannot post correspondence by CreamsicleSeventeen · · Score: 1

      It may seem ridiculous...

      That doesn't seem ridiculous to me at all.

    14. Re:You cannot post correspondence by arkanes · · Score: 2

      I was under the impression that legal documents, such as the kind you get from lawyers, were considered public domain, as documents of the court. This is why people who're being hassled by lawyers can publish the letters (ref. bnetd, etc)

    15. Re:You cannot post correspondence by leviramsey · · Score: 2

      Sir, read my fucking post.

      This was not a letter to the editor. It was a private letter from Carl McCall, Comptroller of the State of New York, to the CEO of Verizon. In this letter, McCall points out that the New York State Employee Pension Fund, which he controls and makes the investment decisions for, owns (IIRC) 5 million and some-odd shares of Verizon, making it one of the largest shareholders in Verizon. He then asks the CEO to take a look at an enclosed resume, belonging to McCall's daughter. This is not the sort of thing that McCall would want to come out in public.

      Through whatever means, this letter made it to the Post, where it was printed on the front page. Everything printed by any major newspaper is scrutinized by lawyers, especially if there's the slightest hint of impropriety (which there definitely is in this case). The fact that they decided to run it, after a consultation with lawyers indicates that they weren't breaking the law.

      Under your contention, however, that correspondence is copyrighted, this would most definitely be illegal, and could be spotted by the greenest lawyer on the staff. Considering all these facts, I call bullshit.

    16. Re:You cannot post correspondence by kmellis · · Score: 2
      I apologize for badly misreading your post.

      However, you're still wrong. These two letters were written by McCall on state stationary. I have no doubt that such letters are completely covered under various freedom of information laws.

      Finally, again I call bullshit on you. It's absurd to assume that merely sending someone a piece of correspondence relinquishes the presumed copyrights of the author's. Writing and mailing a poem to a girlfriend does not relinquish one's rights to the poem, enabling the girlfriend to do whatever she wants with it. There is no distinction that matters in this context between that poem and anything else one writes. And, it's pretty weak reasoning to assume that if a newspaper did something, it must necessarily be kosher.

    17. Re:You cannot post correspondence by joggle · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct (although IANAL). Public officials are in a completely different boat than private citizens in concern with official communication, even if it is private. For instance, after x number of years, every correspondance conducted by the president and its staff becomes public. Currently, researches are going through tremendous amounts of information that chronicals Reagan's administration. On the other hand, it would be ludicrous to presume that after x years, as a private citizen, that all of your correspondance is public and you have no right to it whatsoever.

    18. Re:You cannot post correspondence by evilviper · · Score: 2

      I can tell you that beating someone into a bloody pulp is against the law and will lead to many years in jail.

      However, according to you, since IANAL I could be completely wrong on this point.

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    19. Re:You cannot post correspondence by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Copyright is a completely different issue.

      When dealing with person-to-person communications, it is the reasonable expectation of privacy that makes it illegial to just record a conversation over the phone, or a private person-to-person conversation... However, a conversation in a public place is legal to record, as is e-mail.

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  36. Lawyers by RomSteady · · Score: 2
    Anytime you are unsure if the law is on your side, even in the slightest, get a lawyer. Also, if your entire knowledge of the law on a particular matter revolves around what you have read on Slashdot, you definitely need a lawyer.

    Now, as for how to pay for one, that's another matter. You can try to talk to Legal Aid in your neighborhood. Usually, lawyers participating in Legal Aid will give you pro bono (free) advice until it leads to a courtroom appearance, in which case they do usually require payment.

    If your work offers a legal plan (like mine does), I recommend you sign up for it. I pay $16 a month, but in return, I have full legal coverage for everything except legal actions against my employer.

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    1. Re:Lawyers by RomSteady · · Score: 1

      Actually, he said "a CEO," not "his CEO." What a difference a word makes...

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  37. No but you'll need one tomorrow after... by martintt · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...you've published the CEO's details here, and he's been,
    LARTed out of his office by a mob trying to win the new 3rd person Darwin Award,
    or at least /.ed off the web.

    go on who is it :-) . . . you know you want to need a lawyer.

  38. counter-suit by tongue · · Score: 2

    in many states,the plaintiff can be made to pay the defendant's legal fees if the case is deemed a frivolous lawsuit, which this case, provided you described it correctly, almost certainly is. my advice is to at least get an initial consultation with a lawyer; most will probably be willing to write you a letter for a small fee ( 500) that may discourage any further action.

    1. Re:counter-suit by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      And showing how uninformed and clueless the CEO in question is, and the subsequent endless ribbing he'll get in the future regarding this, not to mention unwanted publicity, will be bonus perks...

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  39. There's a bad idea... by sterno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great, you've got a guy who's dumb and rich and a CEO. If he's a CEO he's probably got a decent sized ego. If he's got an ego and you drag his e-mails into the public spotlight, he's probably going to get pissed, especially if the context of the posting is to say "look at what an idiot this guy is". He'll sure for any of a number of reasons, from copyright infringement, to libel (that's the print one right?).

    No, you disturbed a dragon. Leave the cave quietly and pray he doesn't wake up. He might never win in court but that doesn't mean you'll have to have six mortgages on your house before he's done with you.

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    1. Re:There's a bad idea... by plaa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, you disturbed a dragon. Leave the cave quietly and pray he doesn't wake up. He might never win in court but that doesn't mean you'll have to have six mortgages on your house before he's done with you.

      How are the costs of legal actions payed in the US? AFAIK, each side pays his/her own bills. This seems quite silly, because in a case such as this, the rich player can simply drown the poor player in legal fees. I see this as a major flaw of the US legal system.

      At least here in Finland, generally the losing side pays both side's expenses (unless decided otherwise by the judge - so nobody has to pay ridiculous expenses). This way nobody can drown the other player out for a silly matter such as this. Of course, this adds risk to filing a suit, which could limit the small man's willingness to sue, but I'd say that on the whole it's a better system. What's your take on it?

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    2. Re:There's a bad idea... by jovlinger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So say I'm wrong and you sue me.

      fine, I lose, and the court awards you damages.

      but you want me to pay your expensive lawyer too!? that should come out of your winnings. Else we are basically giving the lawyer the right to assess damages me as well, but without any legal guidelines as to the ammount.

      Seems fairer to me that the suit bringer always pays his lawyer, and also the defendant's, if the suit is overturned.

      That way, people only sue if they are sure to win, and rich people or companies can't sue poorer people just to harass them into settling out of court.

      And there's no risk in sticking your neck out if you know you are right.

    3. Re:There's a bad idea... by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      No, you disturbed a dragon.

      Dragon? WTF? Are we so scared of money that we knuckle under every time some prick in a suit starts shooting his mouth off?

      He's no dragon, he's a stupid pussy with an MBA. He's too stupid not only to understand how Klez works, but to understand the legal risk that he is exposing himself to. He won't win a lawsuit, and he can't drag it out because all it would take is one expert witness to explain Klez. Plus he could be sued for libel for the false accusation, or at least for attorny's fees.

      The only thing dumber than a poor guy inviting a frivolous lawsuit is a rich guy, because he's got a lot more to lose.

    4. Re:There's a bad idea... by evilviper · · Score: 2

      In the US, you can counter-sue for damages & fees incured.

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    5. Re:There's a bad idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The Finnish system rules. Consider: If your grounds for filing suit are so poor or so frivolous that you do not have a reasonable expectation of prevailing, the 'loser pays all' bit will certainly stay your hand. On the other hand, if you are certain you are a) in the right and b) likely to prevail, then you also expect the loser to absorb the cost. On the gripping hand, thes system would surely go far to unclog our overburdered USian court system by causing many, many nuisance suits to simply vanish before they were ever filed.

      An interesting modification --- make the losing lawyer pay :-) Betcha that'll cut down the BS flow in court!

      Best,
      Thumper

    6. Re:There's a bad idea... by Skadet · · Score: 1

      How does this help? Consider:
      US: A files suit against B. A is richer than B, and drowns them in legal fees so they'll settle/lose/whatever. B loses and pays B's legal expenses.
      Finland: A files suit against B. A is richer than B, and drowns them in legal fees so they'll settle/lose/whatever. B loses and pays A + B's legal expenses.
      This example is basically the situation that the OP was talking about, so in this situation, the Finnish model would be not so good for him.

    7. Re:There's a bad idea... by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      IANAL but if I recall correctly in certain cases (e.g., RICO actions), the defendant has to pay the plaintiff's legal fees if he loses.

      The US legal system is a tangled mess that tends to favor the powerful. But, I think any system that relies on lawyers is like that.

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    8. Re:There's a bad idea... by niklaus · · Score: 1

      Well, the difference between the US and most other countries (I guess including Finland) is, that you don't sue people for rediculous sums of money. You may get the actual damage (like real, proven damage to your bank account or your property, not like "I spilled a cup of your too hot coffee on myself, I want $ x million"), but no more than that. You can't make a living out of winning a stupid court case.

    9. Re:There's a bad idea... by xtremex · · Score: 1

      I like the Finnish system better. It stops frivolous law suits. I was glad you didn't say that lawsuits in Finland are payed by the governmnet (AKA, public money)

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    10. Re:There's a bad idea... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We also have the concept of compensatory damages in the US, thanks. And that's what most suits are over.

      Punitive damages are only employed where the party seeking them can convince a jury that the tortfeasor (and other potential tortfeasors who will be basing their future decisions on the outcome of this case) has acted so wrongfully that they need to be taught a lesson.

      I mean, imagine going up against a well-funded toxic waste dumper. If you can only sue him for actual damages that may not be enough to discourage him from dumping _more_ waste. He can afford it, after all.

      As for the McDonalds' case, I STRONGLY suggest you actually look into the details of it; you're clearly just acting on what you've heard from some guy -- not exactly an accurate source.

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    11. Re:There's a bad idea... by Astin · · Score: 2

      I think it's similar in Canada, where if I'm sued, and I win, then my legal fees are paid by the person who sued me, at the very least I'd file a counter-suit for the legal fees. Now if I'm sued and I lose, then I would assume that their legal fees would be included in the damages I'd have to pay.

      Of course, the major difference between Canada and the States when it comes to this sort of thing is that Canadian lawyers can only earn an hourly rate, NOT a percentage of the winnings. This definitely helps keep lawsuits down from ridiculous values as there are no lawyers pushing for double the amount you want so they can get 50%.

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    12. Re:There's a bad idea... by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      And there's no risk in sticking your neck out if you know you are right.

      Wish that always the case in legal battles, where for some reason more $$$ wins the battle rather than "I'm gee-o-geedly-do right, and I know it"

    13. Re:There's a bad idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actualy, in many but not all cases the bringer of a lawsuit with no merit can be countersued for the legal fee's. It may not be worth it all the time, but america has a very similar system to your outlined fishy one.

    14. Re:There's a bad idea... by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just love how this stuff gets modded so high...

      "but you want me to pay your expensive lawyer too!? that should come out of your winnings."

      ...

      "That way, people only sue if they are sure to win, and rich people or companies can't sue poorer people just to harass them into settling out of court."

      You got it backwards. By not allowing the plaintiff seek reimbursement for legal fees from the defendant, only those that could afford a lawyer on their own would bring cases to court, such as the "rich people (and) companies" you mention above.

      If you make me go so far as to drag you in to court to prove that I'm right and owed money, you, not I, should be responsible for paying for the legal fees as well. It's not like the actual trial is Step 1 in trying to receive your damages. There's a codified process where there is at least one "or else" document delivered to the defendant.

      Hypothetical: You key your name and address on the hood of my car. I contact you and demand that you pay for the new paint job. You refuse and give me a Nelson laugh. What you're suggesting would prevent me from dragging you into court to pay for my new paint job until you do it over and over and over again until I reach the point where all the new paint jobs finally costs more than a lawyer.

      By the way, what you're suggesting would make all loan interest rates (credit cards, mortgages, etc.) double or even triple overnight. If lenders aren't able to recoup legal fees from beligerent debtors directly, they'll have to make that money back some other way...

      "And there's no risk in sticking your neck out if you know you are right."

      Unless you're the plaintiff, because under your system he has to pay for his lawyer no matter how right he is. If you read something other than Slashdot every once in a while you might understand that not all plaintiffs wear black hats and defendents white.

    15. Re:There's a bad idea... by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 2

      Over here (Finlands neighbour Sweden), we also do not have the ridicolous law suits that seems to be so common in the US (or maybe we just hear about those).

      Over here, if someone is stupid enough to burn themselves on coffee they bought, maybe they would get a new cup. Maybe a few hundred (in dollars) even. Over there, or so we hear, that can bring in millions and millions - so you can earn money on being stupid and go to court proving that.

      As a result of this, most law suits here are real complaints. So I understand why you would be worried, but if you had the complete system, noone would make you pay just for being wrong, since it is hardly worth it. At least you wouldn't be paying much. :)

      OTOH, for real cases, that is actual damage done, like burning down your house, you can get damages for. So basically, we decided to not allow sillyness, noone can (in theory) buy their justice, and whomever (as decided by court) is actually the really bad guy gets to pay, not the victim.

      Now, tell me - is that bad and how?

    16. Re:There's a bad idea... by crazymennonite · · Score: 1

      As noted in other comments - read the real facts behind the McDonalds coffee case - there was a reason such a high award was made - punishment for someone being injured after that store had been warned repeatedly that the coffee was far too hot.
      Certainly people in America file frivolous lawsuits, but find a better example.

    17. Re:There's a bad idea... by Junior+Barns · · Score: 1

      I've always been curious about this incident. If the coffee was so hot that it caused third-degree burns and required reconstructive surgery, wouldn't that cup of coffee have been a cup of steam? Maybe it's just me but this whole case seems to ignore basic properties in chemistry (i.e. evaporation). Coffee should not be able to reach temperatures of more than 100 degrees celcius (I'm talking SI units here) or the boilling point of water. I have spilled boilling watter (accidentally) on myself before, I've never had third-degree burns however. The only way this would make sense to me is if the cup was full of grease or something. In any case this is probably not the correct forum to bring up such questions, but since we're discussing it...my curiosity is peaked :-P.

    18. Re:There's a bad idea... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2
      Seems fairer to me that the suit bringer always pays his lawyer, and also the defendant's, if the suit is overturned.

      That's even worse than the current situation. Suppose that I wish to sue a large corporation because of something they've done to me or my family. As soon as I find out that I'll be responsible for the salaries of 20-30 of their $300/hour attornies unless my $150/hour lawyer somehow manages to prevail, I'll drop the suit. I don't care if they poured gas on my house and lit a match - if there's a non-zero chance that it will cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars to tell my story to a judge, then I'd probably be too afraid to risk it. If that happens, then those with the deepest pockets can declare permanent victory.

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  40. It's funny 'cos it's true, Marge. by realgone · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's a old, old joke that has more than a little truth to it:

    Q: When do you need a lawyer?
    A: When you're talking to a lawyer.

    Which is to say, if you ever need to deal with someone else's attorney in any offical capacity, no matter how trivial, you're best served by having your own on-call as well.

    1. Re:It's funny 'cos it's true, Marge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      So if I'm talking to my lawyer, then I'm talking to a lawyer, so I must need...


      No wonder there are so many lawyers...

  41. what would a lawyer do that you couldn't? by jonathanbearak · · Score: 1

    "For those who are interested, the CEO in question decided to simply report the incident to the FBI."

    probably because he saw a lawyer and the lawyer asked him for some sort of actual evidence to use in the case

    IANAL, you do not need a lawyer because he's got nothing. FROM field? so e-mail the judge with the judge in the from field. case dismissed.

  42. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously, you haven't watched enough Judge Judy. She knows jack shit about computers, and would probably side with the CEO because he has a nicer suit.

    Hell, even the computer in her court room is just a stage prop.

  43. Why? by TheCabal · · Score: 1

    Despite all the "experts" that Slashdot has on computing, security, software, robotics and just about every other subject under the sun, why for "Bob's" sake would you ask ./ for legal advice?

  44. If your budget is limited... by mriker · · Score: 1
    ...you may be able to find yourself an inexpensive hitman. And it's much more satisfying if you go that route. Heck, you'd probably be doing all of us a favor in the long run.

    (Calm down people, this is a joke. I wish it wasn't, but it is.)

  45. Frequency by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    In Japan: every 20 years

    In Europe: every 5 years

    In US: every year

    In California: every week

  46. First, the CEO needs a lawyer (and a clue) by cfulmer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IANAL...

    It sounds like you just got somebody with a bee in their bonnet. (And, if you want another cliche,) My experience has been that such people's bark is worse than their bite.

    So, if the CEO wants to sue you, first he has to find a lawyer willing to take on the case. In this case, that means that the lawyer would believe that A) there's a reasonable chance of winning in court and B) that if they did sue you, you have enough money to make it worth their while. Now, B is not as critical -- if the CEO in question is a real jerk, he may sue out of spite. But, A... If there isn't a reasonable chance that you'd win and a judge agrees, not only do you win, but the CEO and his attorney could be in trouble for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

    The FBI, luckily is more than smart enough to understand forged headers and also knows more about computer viruses than this CEO evidently does. There may be some record in some computer somewhere, but it won't really mean anything.

    The real questions are:

    1) Is this CEO is the head of the place that *you* work?
    and
    2) Is he slandering you among other people?

    If he is the CEO of your company and he decides to have you fired or something, then you may have a wrongful termination case. If he's going around telling other people about how you wrote this virus and sent it to him, then that's slander (assuming you didn't actually do it...), which is grounds under which you could sue him. In either case, consulting a lawyer may be a good idea.

    Probably the best thing is to take the high road and ignore it.

    1. Re:First, the CEO needs a lawyer (and a clue) by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      The slander would actually be my biggest concern. In the current market having a C*O wandering around the golf course telling his buddies you're a cyberterrorist who he's reported to the FBI would be, well, not good.

      It may be worth having a lawyer draft a letter explaining the salient points, including some advice to the CEO not go spreading malicious rumours.

      Note that you should never do that sort of thing yourself - its very easy to drift from (perfectly legitimately) expressing your concerns and knowledge of your right to protect your reputation into the territory of threats...

    2. Re:First, the CEO needs a lawyer (and a clue) by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      And keep in mind that CEO's CTO's CFO'S are some of the dumbest people on the planet.

      They are one thing and one thing only... salespeople. they are NOT engineers, scientists, or have an IQ over 110. They are pretty damned stupid (Cooking the books and expecting the FEDS to never find out?? What the hell were the Enron, Adelphia and Tyco Execs thinking??? any moron knows that you cant hide crap like that!And just wait... there's A WHOLE LOT MORE COMING!)

      A CEO is only trying to keep his scam-game going for another year. to keep the board from canning him and his $500,000 a year salary.. The company will continue fine without him, and most of the time the CEO injures a company more than they help.

      I am one to want to see this moron to be show in the light of the media as a moron, but he needs to simply back away and document everything and research everything... Make a case file that can be quickly handed to a lawyer when needed..

      And Certainly see if he can file for a wrongful countersuit to further smack this idiot CEO in the face.

      Ohhh! Ask the judge "no I dont want money... I want the court to order him to allow me to throw pies at his face!"

      Just my $0.02USD... take it at that value.

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  47. Don't look at this as a problem... by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

    ...look at this as an opportunity.

    You can allways wait untill he serves you then get a lawyer, win the case, counter sue for court costs, lawyer costs, emotional damage, and stupidity. I say if this guy is loaded, the last two worth a few mil easy :-)

    -Em

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  48. ..am i missing the point, by Archon-X · · Score: 1

    or do you only need a lawyer when you have a writ issued against you?

    until then, it is nothing but hot air.

  49. A good offense... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...is often the best defense.

    Here's what I would do: write a letter to the CEO in question. Don't rant or rave, but explain the nature of the Klez virus in non-technical terms. Attach a description from one of the major anti-virus manufacturers as proof of your assertions.

    Then drop the bomb. WITHOUT WHINING (that is VERY important), and without OVERDRAMATIZING IT (also VERY important), warn him that his actions may constitute libel and/or slander, and that any further attempts to harm your reputation will be delt with through legal means.

    Try something like this: "Finally, I have tried to be patient. I hope that this explanation has convinced you that I have no role whatsoever in your virus infestation. I know that not everyone is technical, and things like this can be difficult to understand. However, it's a small industry and I will not allow my reputation to be damaged through libellous and/or slanderous accusations. Cease and desist immediately or I will be forced to take legal action."

    You might also think about filing a complaint with the FBI that the guy knowingly filed a false accusation.

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    1. Re:A good offense... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      I should also say that if you don't trust yourself to write the letter so that it sounds sufficiently threatening without being overdramatic or whiny, it's pretty cheap (relatively speaking) to get a lawyer to draft a letter for you. That also has the benefit of making it look more like your serious. I'm just always too cheap to use a lawyer, and I'm generally good at writing threating letters. :)

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    2. Re:A good offense... by lommer · · Score: 1

      One good thing to note is that if this guy is actually stupid enough to persist in a lawsuit even after this letter, you better be prepared to follow through on any threats of legal action that you may have made. Otherwise, you are guilty of barratry, and can be quite easily sued for all you're worth...

    3. Re:A good offense... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Otherwise, you are guilty of barratry, and can be quite easily sued for all you're worth...

      Well, close, but not quite. Barratry is the actual instigation of frivolous lawsuits. Since we can fairly safely conclude that our hero has a strong case against the unnamed CEO, if he threatens legal action but does not follow through, then he is guilty of either a) generosity or b) laziness. Barratry doesn't enter into this situation. Frankly, it is rather unusual to sue someone because they failed to sue you (or file a countersuit against you.) I'd be intrigued if someone could present a situation where such a suit might be successful...

      There's also another definition of barratry that applies to misappropriation of sea vessels, but I'm pretty sure that that isn't happening here.

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    4. Re:A good offense... by KILNA · · Score: 1

      I would personally avoid using terms that have specific legal interpretations like "libel" or "slander" when writing the letter myself. It sounds pretentious and, well, overdramatic. I think you can achieve the same effect by simply saying "I don't want my good name damaged by a misunderstanding and I am willing to defend it legally". Ask for an apology in front of anyone he may have said bad things about you in front of, this will strengthen your argument on the basis of your good name.

      You are more likely to diffuse the situation by making your main point the interest in your reputation, your heart-felt intent to communicate the technical realities of the situation to him, and your concern over his ill-will toward you. I can see no good coming from starting a legal "arms race" by bandying about legal terms and threats. Make a very good case to him that you are correct on the technical grounds (i.e., lots of links to virus sites which back your story), and make the *subtle* indication that you are willing to defend yourself.

      If you make sure to communicate politely (but pointedly), and you do end up in court, anyone looking at the communications between the CEO and the tech will realize that you made best efforts to explain the situation and he pushed the issue. Arbiters, judges and juries alike hate frivolous lawsuits, because it wastes everyone's time, and his lawyer will most likely tell him to drop it 'cause he won't win. If both him and his lawyer are stupid, and he has more cash, there's not alot you can do except go to court. But if you make good-faith attempts to rectify the situation before he escalates it, you will likely win.

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    5. Re:A good offense... by TeknoDragon · · Score: 2

      > You might also think about filing a complaint with the FBI that the guy knowingly filed a false accusation.

      If you want to work in any area where your records go under much scrutiny (some fields in the millitary, security, etc...) this is a good idea.

    6. Re:A good offense... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      I would personally avoid using terms that have specific legal interpretations like "libel" or "slander" when writing the letter myself. It sounds pretentious and, well, overdramatic.

      I agree. It would probably be better said more informally, as you say.

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  50. Countersue! by Icephreak1 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Don't fret, but countersue. Make his dumbass self realize stupidity too can be expensive.

    - IP

  51. Ignore it. by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

    IANAL, but I'd just ignore the idiot. No, wait, I'd encourage him to sue me, for the sheer fun in court - not that it'll ever happen. Even if this CEO is completely clueless, his lawyers (if they have ANY sense) will do at least a little research and conclude it would be an impossible case to win, and he'll be made to look a laughing stock in court.

    The IP the mail was posted from (or at least the mail server it came through) will be right there in the headers. If there's any logging going on then this can be traced back to the remote host used to post the mail. If there's no logging, there's no proof either way!

    Maybe you could go ahead and sue for defamation of character after the case were thrown out? ;-)

  52. This sounds like BS to me by wackybrit · · Score: 1

    I'm unsure about US law, but in the United Kingdom, you have to have a good reason to accuse someone of something, and to have them tried in a court of law.

    You cannot just phone up the police, say.. 'John Smith threatened to kill me', and expect John Smith to give you a big fat settlement. In fact, what will happen is that the police will verify your story, interrogate John Smith, and will release him due to lack of evidence. You will then be tried for wasting police time and for wrongly accusing John Smith.

    Why are things different in the US? It seems if someone threatens you, you're going to lose money by paying for a lawyer! What nonsense.

    For that matter, is it a criminal offence to wrongly accuse someone in the US? I get the feeling it's not, and that you only have to pay court fees if the other party is found not guilty.

    1. Re:This sounds like BS to me by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      I'm unsure about US law, but in the United Kingdom, you have to have a good reason to accuse someone of something, and to have them tried in a court of law.

      Two different things -- in the USA you can sue anyone for anything (I could sue my neighbor for wearing an ugly dress if I wanted to). But it will never get to court.

      For that matter, is it a criminal offence to wrongly accuse someone in the US?

      depends -- if you say someone is a muderer, you could be charged with making false statements to the police (or perjury if in court), but 99% of the time the real risk is that you'll be sued for libel/slander or frivilous lawsuit.

      So yes, you can sue for anything, but you can also get sued back if your lawsuit was a pointless waste of time (which is what would happen in a case like this where the facts are easy to discover and the CEO is basically just an idiot).

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  53. Maybe you need a hit man by Marijuana+al-Shehi · · Score: 1

    The situation in a nutshell: Uppity white people clogging the legal system with their bullshit. Basically the guy shouldn't be allowed to be CEO any longer [nudge, nudge, wink, wink...].

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    "I think all foreigners should stop interfering in the internal affairs of Iraq"
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  54. One clue... by LordZardoz · · Score: 2

    Might be when you have been arrested. Another is when you are accused of a criminal offense. The best clue that you need a lawyer outside of the two above cirumstances is when you start to become convinced that the only acceptable resolution to your situation involves the use of an Axe and a Shovel with respect to your antagonist.

    If you can at all avoid it, however, do not start paying a lawyer until your sure that things are getting beyond your ability to control.

    END COMMUNICATION

  55. Don't waste money fighting the clueless.. by lspd · · Score: 1

    I've been accused of writing/spreading virii twice.. Once I was "reported" to cert. Before that, a person I do contract work for was accused, in the course of a domestic violence case, of targeting a friend's computer with SirCam (and it was alleged in court that I wrote the virus for him.)

    Thankfully, it's incredibly simple to prove that these people are idiots who don't know what they're talking about. I wouldn't bother getting bent out of shape about it. The FBI, CIA, CERT, and even your local court system know better than to beleive these sorts of nonsence accusations.

  56. The only way to know... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    ... is to ask a lawyer...

  57. When you need a lawyer by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
    How do I know when I need a lawyer?

    When a policeman gives you a dime.

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    1. Re:When you need a lawyer by sconeu · · Score: 2

      It's 35-50 cents now in CA.

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  58. knowledge of law vs. virus' by Camel+Racer · · Score: 1

    If this "CEO's" knowledge of IT is roughly equivalent to his knowledge of the law, I wouldn't loose to much time reading /. over it.

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    Anybody can work under ideal circumstances. -- Jeff K. (January 4, 2001)
  59. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! (OT) by BlueGecko · · Score: 1

    Your signature was attributed to Dan Quayle in "The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said," which was written in 1991. Just FYI.

  60. Sounds like you feel you need one by Patik · · Score: 1
    I'm especially interested in tales of 'I waited to long and got burned' as well as 'I got a lawyer so early it was smooth sailing'.
    So you're just looking for someone to confirm the decision you've already made in the back of your mind (that is, get a lawyer now to make it as easy as possible).
  61. Tit for tat. by xenoweeno · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is easily demonstrable that the Klez virus was not written by you and did not come from you. You are safe on that front.

    If you have received a letter specifically and clearly accusing you of the things you mentioned, then congratulations, because you have a valid and clear-cut libel case on your hands.

    Send him a cheerful letter in return that explains the nature of the virus, and attach pages upon pages of URLs and other documentation to/from leading anti-virus software makers on the subject. Inform him that if he pursues, you'll pursue.

    1. Re:Tit for tat. by fermion · · Score: 2

      I guess the hallmark of Ask Slahdot is the answer you get has little to do with the question. For example, many people have said 'counter sue' in response to the question of 'when do you need a lawyer?' This of course is silly. Although the Klez virus can spoof the from address, there is nothing I have read that says it always does. Although it may be possible to prove the email did not come from you, why bother. You are just playing on the CEO fields by the CEO rules. You obviously don't have a lawyer, and are not familiar with the rules. Take the better advice. Explain the situation, and hope the CEO gets a clue.

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    2. Re:Tit for tat. by danb35 · · Score: 1
      If you have received a letter specifically and clearly accusing you of the things you mentioned, then congratulations, because you have a valid and clear-cut libel case on your hands.
      No, in the scenario you present, you don't have any kind of a libel case. One of the elements of a libel claim is called "publication," which means (in this context) that you (the defendant) have communicated the defamatory statement to some third party. I can accuse you of anything, and so long as nobody else hears/reads (or understands) the accusation, I have not defamed you.

      ...none of which answers the initial question. To answer that question (and IAAL), you probably don't need a lawyer at this point, but if it makes you feel better, by all means consult one and explain the situation. The consultation may not cost anything; it certainly shouldn't cost very much. If you (the original poster, not xenoweeno) were my client (and you aren't), and I were advising you (and I'm not), I'd probably suggest doing nothing at this point. If you receive any communication from the CEO's attorney, have your lawyer reply to that explaining the situation (from what I've seen, this should cost under $150, but YMMV). If the FBI comes calling, it'd probably be prudent (though likely unnecessary) to have your lawyer present when you are questioned (this will probably cost more).

  62. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by cscx · · Score: 2

    Outlook 2002/XP hardly allows anything access -- shoot it won't even let you save .EXE attachments unless you make a change deep in the registry, or on the Exchange server.

    There are pathes available for Outlook 2000, and the previous version as well that adds this functionality, or at least patches the holes. You are misinformed.

  63. Done...but too late! by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

    Okay, Outlook Express is now patched and will not alow this kind of viruses anymore. Good (I still have to see it). The point of the parent poster was actually that this kind of code shouldn't have been written in the first place. Why was scripting included in a mailclient in the first place? I know there are legitimate reasons (Lotus Notes has scripting too, but it is certificate based), but only in a corporate environment. Outlook Express is not meant for the corporate environment.
    Do not forget that for every patched Outlook Express client there are 100 unpatched ones. And a Virusscanner is nice. I use one myself, but alas that is not enough. Home users (or clueless users) tend to think that when they have a virusscanner everything is okay. The problem is that this is not true: unless you update your definitions regularly (my policy is twice a month) you are vulnerable. Most normal users do not understand this, even if you repeat it every time. I have seen virusscanners that haven't been updated in months, even years. That's just false sense of security.
    The worst users that exist are the ones that refuse to buy a virusscanner. They think they don't need it. Above that most virusscanners are subsription-based (I use Norton, and that is subscription based). Paying each year for protection: unconceivable for the normal user.

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  64. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
    Here is a non-fiction story: Some years ago, a luser deliberately sent thousands of threatening messages to a local grade-school with my e-mail in the from: field. The school called the police and eventually I was interviewed.

    Basically I explained to the officer (who admitted she didn't even own a computer and didn't know why she got the case) how it was extremely easy to forge all of this, and from the header snippets in the printout (they knew nothing about full headers) that it probably came from a certain local ISP.

    The officer understood and I never heard anything about it again.

    If the CEO is stupid enough to go to law enforcement to try to have you put away and the law enforcement doesn't laugh it off, you can probably explain it to the officers and the CEO will get the results of the investigation and hopefully realise that s/he was pretty clueless to persue the whole endavour.

  65. Wake up! by zulux · · Score: 2


    This twit is trying to bitch-slap you, wrongly. And to give it a fine coating of 'acceptability' he's using 'the law' as his weapon of choice.

    I suggest that your weapon be somthing other than 'the law.' - If someone fights unfairly, you are under no obligation to be fight fair yourself, and just because he's in a suit doesen't meen he's fighting fair.

    The gravest mistake in encating revenge is the urge to gloat. This give your opponent evidence and can cause him to escelate the battle because he knows who to target. Insead, cary out your revenge some time in the future, be anonymous and untraceable. Refraqin from checking to see if your act of revenge was a sucess. Do not tell *anybody* about the revenge, if you can't keep a scecret then you shouldent expect others to do so.

    Good luck and happy trails.

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    Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

  66. Right Now by Hungus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Depending on the laws of your state he may be claiming you have committed a felony. I am being absolutely serious about this. Do not talk to the police at all with out a lawyer present. No matter what they say. they will lie to you, decive you and try and trick you. You make think the charges asinine .. but dont laugh at them .. and make certain you document everything. How do I know all of this ..? Because I was hit with a pair of computer related felonies and didnt take legal action quickly enough. Talk to a lawyer Immediately. Just because you are paranoid doesnt mean they are not really after you. feel free to contact me directly.
    Robert K. Brumbelow
    rkbrumbelow@go-ssi.com

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  67. Outlook Express scripting feature by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that the hobbyist has no legitamate reasons to use scripting...interesting.

  68. Prepaid Legal by oran · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because of my work with technology and with most people not understanding what it can and can't do I amd glad I have a Prepaid Legal Plan http://www.jtgrant.net that lets me talk to a lawyer when I have questions as part of my monthly fee of 26 dollars...I had an incounter with the FBI a few years back due to fueding ISPs...I really did not know what I should say and what I should not say or what they could legally ask me...being able to talk to a lawyer is one thing you really should be able to do...no matter how small the issue is you should talk to a lawyer to make sure you know your rights...I am sure that CEO has lawyers he has talked to able this to make sure he is in his legal rights, anyone that is successful knows to use lawyers...you should to...

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  69. Pre-Paid Legal anyone? by macrom · · Score: 2

    I didn't see this mentioned anywhere : Pre-Paid Legal Services, Inc.

    I pay about $20 a month and accrue hours that can be used toward a trial, in the event I'm sued or need to sue. I also get (as far as I can tell) unlimited phone access to attorneys for questions and concerns. Everytime I call, all of my issues are addressed and the lawyer on the other line gives advice on my options is the advice doesn't pan out.

    You buy car insurance before your car is whacked in an accident. You get renter's/homeowner's insurance before your dwelling is burglarized. Why not get "legal insurance" before your sued. Check out Pre-Paid Legal -- I haven't regretted my purchase thus far. Besides, if you're querying non-legal websites for advice on what to do when you're legally harassed, you are way past the point of needing legal counsel.

  70. Do your own due-dili. by Deal-a-Neil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We often consult with them because it makes us feel better; however, I am a strong believer in doing your own due-diligence. Look for case records on similar topics that apply to your situation. Look for press releases and news articles, etc. You're looking for any type of information for which you can arm yourself and your attorney.

    I'm gonna say it -- I can't stand lawyers. I think that many of their practices are just plain bullsh*t, particularly when it comes to how many "hours" they work on preparing documents and doing research. So, do your own, and when you work with a firm, share with them, and stay on top of the firm so that you know exactly how much work their billing you for, what they're doing, etc.

    You need a lawyer when you think that it might come to litigation. However, even before that day comes, you must do your own due diligence. That is most important because often, in cases like this, that deal with "high-tech" topics -- attorneys don't have the knowledge or experience to handle your case in the most effective manner. You can save time, a ton of money, and your ass (in terms of winning the case) at the end of the day.

  71. Beg yer pardon... by rocjoe71 · · Score: 2
    But CEOs are like dogs-- their bark is worse than their bite. He/she was all crossed up over this virus invading their system and they just vented all over you.

    If that CEO really wanted to sue you, they never would have confronted you in the first place. You would have had some other 'suit' serve you papers out of the blue, putting that CEO at the advantage... Now that he/she's confronted you they've already played their hand.

    Obviously the CEO's display has got you scared enough to think twice about messing with him (which is what he accused you of...) and that's probably all he really wants. Cross him off your list of contacts and delete his email address from Outlook and sleep tight knowing there's one fellow you *do not* owe any favours to!

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  72. Is everyone oblivous? ... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2

    But if my nickname was Dr_Harm, chances are I'd think you were being deliberate, too ;)

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  73. A bit of perspective by dr00g911 · · Score: 5, Informative


    Just because someone's a CEO doesn't mean they have more money, power, lawyers (or brains, apparently) than you.

    All it takes to become a CEO of an S-Corp or an LLC is to send your $50-300 plus paperwork, depending on your state.

    I'm actually the CEO of a small web development boutique (read: 3 partners, a few freelancers, no employees) and have been threatened with a couple of lawsuits and the like in the past. We have very little capital (particularly in the current economic climate) to defend ourselves legally -- so we take the talking route until either the issue goes away (almost all the time) or things get verifiably ugly (lawyers/legal documents appear).

    The trick is to talk politely but formally (read: certified mail, business-style) directly to the other individual involved, and keep records of every single piece of correspondence -- at this point you're trying to keep the odds of actually getting in a lawsuit to a minimum.

    You explain your complete lack of culpability in the incident (including whatever documentation from Symantec/CERN/etc.), and state (FIRMLY) that you take the *threat* of a lawsuit very, very seriously and if necessary you will pursue that route in kind to reclaim lost time, money and any slander/libel damages that may be due to you.

    More often than not (in my experience), when people threaten this type of action, they're looking for easy money in an out-of-court settlement -- or they're looking to scare you into submission (completing a project for free, etc.) Being firm and standing up to these kind of idiots gives them pause.

    Obviously, taking this route, you need follow-through. The moment a lawyer or legal paperwork rears their respective ugly heads, all bets are off. Get thee a lawyer and be merciless.

    Just keep in mind:

    1. Just because they talk big doesn't mean they are
    2. If they've got money to bring a frivolous lawsuit against you for something that they could verify easily with a google search -- they've got the money to pay out counterdamages. Most lawyers would be willing to take the case with very little retainer.
    </IANAL>

  74. Despite Slashdot sentiment by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    the FBI are a lot more tech-saavy than your average CEO.

    The answer as to when you need a lawyer depends on just how much money you have and how much legal knowledge you have. Don't forget, if you don't have much money, you're not a very good target for a lawsuit.

  75. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by cscx · · Score: 2

    Bzzt. It cites this:
    Among the issues Smith called critical is the ability for an e-mail that includes a special HTML tag, known as an IFRAME, to run an attached program. That weakness could be used by a virus to spread to computers through Outlook.

    Klez uses IFRAME. Someone sent me Klez the other day. I recognized it as a Klez email right away, but just for yuks, decided to test Outlook. Opening the Klez email did nothing. Problem seems solved to me.

    If you want to stick to Pine, that's your problem. I'll take a modern PIM/E-mail client, thanks.

  76. The BOFH defense is the best by dattaway · · Score: 2

    This is how I would handle the situation. It will surely inflame the asshole and hopefully his lawyer will have a clue before they enter it into court. Imagine the fun publicity the case will generate in the media.

  77. Call the FBI yourself. by xyote · · Score: 1

    Of course, they'll have to seize the CEO's computer as evidence. I wonder how many corporate skeletons in the closet that computer will have.

    1. Re:Call the FBI yourself. by shaldannon · · Score: 2

      Depends on if he works for a company that used to be audited by Arthur Anderson :)

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  78. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by shepd · · Score: 2

    >I'll take a modern PIM/E-mail client, thanks.

    Exactly. That's why I use Pine. Addressbooks, mail folders, automatic forwarding, connection to usenet, opening applications to view attachments (only when I want it to), ability to choose any editor I like, configurability to the extreme, simplicity to connect to any standard type of mail server, price, footprint, speed, ease of use, overall stability, simplicity to backup your mail and address book, safe defaults, ease of use, awesome help system, use of internet standard mail (ie: No HTML), platform invisibility, being able to use it over telnet/ssh/whatever-you-like, the list goes on and on for the reasons you should switch to Pine immediately.

    Best email client ever. Outlook Express only wishes it could do half of what Pine already has covered.

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    If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  79. Wrong Question by sunset · · Score: 3
    Knowing when you need a lawyer is not nearly as important as knowing a lawyer who is both competent and trustworthy.

    In my experience there are way too many crooks in the legal profession. They will try to scare you into believing that you need expensive services, and then bill you for useless work.

    One good resource I've found is the Martindale site. This will help you to find a lawyer in the appropriate field, and may even tell you how highly they are regarded by their peers, both in terms of competence and ethics.

    1. Re:Wrong Question by jdedman4 · · Score: 1
      One good resource I've found is the Martindale [martindale.com] site. This will help you to find a lawyer in the appropriate field, and may even tell you how highly they are regarded by their peers, both in terms of competence and ethics.
      Another resource is the website of the State Bar Association of whichever state in which you reside. On such sites, there is usually some sort of referral source and/or information for the public about seeking legal services. On some sites, citizens can peruse the discipline history - if any - of any attorneys.
  80. You don't. Now shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How do I know when I need a lawyer?

    You don't need one. Just shut up and ignore this idiot. Save everything he sends you. Write up a log of what's happened (label it attorney work product or attorney client communications). Then shut up. Don't say anything. Don't send email. Don't post on Slashdot. It doesn't matter if you did anything or not or just think you can get away with it.

    When will you need a lawyer? When an FBI agent or local officer shows up to ask you questions. Never answer any questions. Not a single one. Well, confirm your identity, but that's it. Get a lawyer then. Tell him everything, preferably in person. Then he'll help you decide what to do. All for only $250/hour.

    And, no, I'm not a lawyer, but I am a convicted felon.

  81. Finland finland finland by sterno · · Score: 1

    ... the country where I quite want to be :)

    Tht would be nice if the US did things that way but alas it does not. I've long argued in favor of that sort of system as a way to moderate frivolous lawsuits but I'm not expecting that kind of reform anytime soon. Too many lawyers would lose out.

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  82. bantering? by schatten · · Score: 1

    Isn't it also grounds for you to sue him if he threatens such a lawsuit and doesn't persue it?

    on a personal note - you aren't the only one that gets stupid threats like this out there, and I wish you luck. its nothing but frustrating, because of the ignorance/lack of understanding some people have with technology or any subject for that matter.

  83. Pre-paid legal may be a good option for this. by ozzmosis · · Score: 1

    My work just got some new benefits and one of them was pre-paid legal services. I choose not to take this benefit but it was offered at a very reasonable rate of 25$ a month.

    The services include 50hours a year in court, 1hour per-trail, 2 Written legal documents a year, 5 phone calls from the lawyer to a person or company a year.
    All the options increase yearly, longer you use them more you can use them for the same price.

    1. Re:Pre-paid legal may be a good option for this. by dzimmerm · · Score: 1

      You can get Pre-Paid legal for yourself. If you get it through a company the company usually has a clause that you can not use the service to sue them. Since one of the most common reasons for suing is to fix money issues and since where you work is your major source of money getting PPL through your company is not a very good idea.

      I have had PPL for over 5 years and I consider it a small price to pay to have what is in essense legal insurance. PPL does have a website also.

      http://www.prepaidlegal.com

      dzimmerm

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  84. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    too bad klez has its own snmp agent...

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  85. It's a mutually assured destruction scenario... the only point in getting a lawyer is if they're getting one too.

    So regardless of whether there's anything behind his accusations you need to defend yourself, legally, and this requires a lawyer.

    So if you believe this guy is equipping for a fight then do the same. If you don't, then don't.

    Simple as that.

  86. Beware the bluff... by Davorama · · Score: 2

    Of course, he's got more money and lawyers than I do
    This is a bit orthagonal to your question but not all CEO's have allot of money. I've worked for my share of very small companies where neither the owner, company, or CEO had enough assets on hand to out lawyer your average "decent living" individual.
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  87. It's no surprise... by Len · · Score: 1

    that a CEO these days is a raving paranoiac.

  88. Don't do that, but do something similar. by gnovos · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would caution against using the President's address, because we all know what a great sense of humor the Secret Service has, right? Instead, send him an email "from" himself. Something like "Hi me, If you will notice the 'from' address, this email is being sent from you to you. Since it is impossible to forge headers in your mind, this must have been written by you while you were sleepwalking. Basically I'm your subconcious telling you to drop the case."

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    1. Re:Don't do that, but do something similar. by geekguy · · Score: 1

      And then you get a lawsuit for breaking and entering since you must have gained access to his computer so you could send him an e-mail from himself.

      I would say find out who the head tech at the company is and make it look like it came from him/her. Have the body explain that a virus has been going around and that the sender has nothing to do with it if you get it.

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    2. Re:Don't do that, but do something similar. by Professor2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      DON'T use the president's address.

      A few months ago I was playing around on the sendmail port, sending messages from god@heaven.net and devil@hell.com to my coworkers sitting beside me. All the messages I sent went thru instantaneously - we all used the same mail server. Just for kicks, I decided to send one from president@whitehouse.gov.

      It took four hours to deliver. The message did not have to leave our local network. Just like the others I sent.

      I was a touch spooked out when I sent my 'presidential email' and it did not arrive when it was supposed to. I sent my God/Devil messages and they still went thru instantly, but my presidetial message was out in limbo....I am not a conspiracy theorist, but I would like a better technical explanation other than "Echlon".

  89. Why a lawyer? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    If you are at all technically oriented, you should ask the CEO if you can be given a chance to prove to him that it was not you. If you are given the opportunity to give him a presentation explaining the Klez worm and how it spreads you could maybe persude him that he's incorrecy. Noone should be fired for a virus sneaking in because it's easy for it to happen. Unless it happens again and again, I don't think anyone should be punished for it. That said, where are YOUR superiors? Your superiors should also stand up for you. If you don't have their trust enough for that to happen, well, I don't know what to tell you. If I was the laweyer in this, I would research it if I did not know anything about it. Within ten minutes of doing a google search, this CEO could be proven wrong. It would surprise me very much if a company lawyer would even consider this case. Although, stranger things have happened.

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  90. Whatever you do, make sure you file a reply by hsitz · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am a lawyer. If you've actually been served with a complaint and have no prior experience with this stuff, I'd advise you to contact a lawyer.

    You have a fixed amount of time to file a formal 'Reply' to the complaint you were served with. If you fail to file a Reply within the time limit, a 'default judgment' can be filed against you, basically finding you liable for all the causes of action stated in the complaint. (While 'default judgments' can sometimes be set aside if you appear later and give a good excuse for not having filed a reply, you definitely don't want to have that happen.)

    So, first thing, is definitely make sure that you file a Reply within the time limit. The only reason for not doing that would be if you can get the plaintiff to drop the case before then, but even then you're going to have to make sure that they file a dismissal of their case within the time period.

    I'd get a lawyer, if I were you. But before doing that, I would give the CEO's lawyer a quick phone call. His or her name and number will be on the Complaint that you were served with. Explain that virus emails almost always have forged emails, and give him some reference to a site on the web or a book that documents that so he or she can look it up. The CEO's lawyer is likely to be more rational about this than the CEO, who may be emotionally upset by the virus attack and looking for someone to blame. If the only evidence thay have against you is the forged email address in the from: line -- and if you can convince the CEO's lawyer that those lines are always forged -- then the CEO's lawyer should recommend to the CEO that the case against you be dropped (probably "dismissed with prejudice" so that it can be refiled in the future if they discover more evidence against you).

    In talking to the CEO's lawyer, I wouldn't be very forthcoming with information, if he or she starts asking you lots of questions. The main thing would be to just explain to them that virus emails typically have forged headers, and to point him to some authority to back that up. Also, don't lose your cool. Keep things on a calm and rational level. If the lawyer turns out to be an asshole, you may not make any progress with this step. But still avoid using your cool. You don't want people to get emotionally involved in this thing. Lawyers aren't supposed to get emotionally involved, but some will, so look out and don't let that happen. You don't want to make anybody on the other side mad; it could lead to them doing irrational things (prosecuting a crappy case) and causing you even more trouble.

    If you do contact the CEO's lawyer and aren't successful in persuading him or her to get the case dismissed, then you should hire a lawyer to take over and file your Reply. You won't want to wait until the last minute for this; contact a lawyer at least two or three weeks before the Reply is due, if not sooner. Your lawyer could prepare and file your reply, and take over in trying to convince the other side to dismiss the case without going further, after you explain the virus-email-forging thing to him or her.

    I should include the usual CYA stuff that lawyers have to do when they say stuff like this in a public forum: the above doesn't constitute legal advice. But it is what I would do if I'd been served with a complaint like that and I didn't know anything about maneuvering within the legal system.

    1. Re:Whatever you do, make sure you file a reply by hsitz · · Score: 1

      Yes, thanks for the correction. Poor proofreading on my part. (Would have edited it after I read your post, but couldn't figure out how.)

      -- Herb

  91. Well, maybe you are liable by DarthBobo · · Score: 1

    Given that the Klez worm doesn't forge its return addresses, that means the poster was infected with the worm - at the very least it should be cause for embaressment.

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  92. Dragon slaying... by sterno · · Score: 1

    Lots of stories of people fighting dragons. It's a noble thing to fight a dragon but don't be surprised when you get singed. What I'm suggesting here isn't knuckling under, it's not doing things that might start a pointless fight that will only cost you.

    Yes, he can drag it out. Why? Because he's rich and can afford excellent lawyers who can do that. The only risk he would expose himself is that of spending money and if he's go enough of it he can afford to do it.

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    1. Re:Dragon slaying... by plugger · · Score: 1

      Presumably, if his lawyers allow the case to be dragged out when a little research would show that there was no case, they could then be sued for negligence.

  93. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by cscx · · Score: 2

    Hi,

    Did you miss the whole "PIM" part? Pine can't hold my calendar and sync with my palm, and itegrate all that with my e-mail. Want to store an email on my Palm for later viewing? Drag, drop, hit the button on the hotsync cradle and that's it.

    You Unix people amuse me.

  94. Expensive lesson... by dpete4552 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an expensive lesson teaching you to not use such horribly insecure e-mail programs such as Outlook, or Outlook Express. (aka Lookout and Lookout Distress)

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    1. Re:Expensive lesson... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

      Ever consider maybe he doesn't use Outlook? These viruses will go through someone's address book, meaning it most likely came through someone else who uses Outlook, maybe even someone he doesn't know. Now the sue-happy CEO on the other hand....

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  95. Statutory damages by yerricde · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, in the case of works with no real commercial value (most e-mail qualifies), you can be successfully sued, but it's very unlikely that you can be sued for monetary damages.

    Under United States copyright law, even if the actual damages are less than $20 (lower limit for a jury trial), the plaintiff can pursue statutory damages, which can be as high as $150,000.

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    1. Re:Statutory damages by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Informative

      Only if the work was registered at the time of the infringement.

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    2. Re:Statutory damages by dhogaza · · Score: 2

      Exactly. Infringement of an unregistered copyright only gets you actual damages if you sue and win. If the copyright is registered, there's the possibility of 3x punitive damanages and the recovery of legal expenses, though this is by no means guaranteed, course.

    3. Re:Statutory damages by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I think you misread the statut.. The work would have to be registered at the time the suit is filed, not at the time of infringement.

    4. Re:Statutory damages by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      That may be perfectly accurate in terms of the law, but in practice this law doesn't seem to be applied. For example, just take a look at Fuckedcompany, Pud publishes an archive of companies internal memos and when the lawyers send him a "cease and desist" letter, he publishes those as well.
      http://www.fuckedcompany.com/

      An then, there is The Smoking Gun. While they don't seem to publish random letters, they do publish embarassing letter or documents that have been sent to a governmental agency. So, perhaps he could publish the document recording the complaint the guy sent to the FBI. That would be even better.
      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/

  96. I did this once by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    Seriously, I was in a very similar situation once, but I handled without consulting a lawyer, or /. ;-)

    Interestingly, and ironically IMO, I was accused of something like this by some guy at NASA! No wonder they can't get to the moon with less than $100b(or whatever is cost...)!

    Actually, he wasn't so bad. I emailed him back and explained it wasn't me(forged mail address, pulled from my company's website...) and he was technically minded enough to figure out I was being honest.

    But some advice, don't do like I did and insult their intelligence; I still feel bad about that. He overlooked that and apologized anyway though.

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    1. Re:I did this once by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      I have no idea, it was years ago.

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  97. This reminds me of a saying: by CrazyDuke · · Score: 2

    "More dollars than sence"
    ...and the scary part is these are the guys not only in charge of major corporations, but also have major influence in the US government. Forget "bless!" God save America!

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  98. Get a lawyer when... by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You want advice about what to do, and doing your own legal research is either too time-consuming, or this is a critical issue. IANAL, but I do my own legal research. I have found that lawyers, like the rest of us, are not perfect, so trying to understand the basic legal framework is not a bad idea.

    In this case, if it is a Klez virus, the documentation is around about the forged from fields. I would think that it is probably a good idea to keep a diary at this point, and if you want a legal consultation, and want to pay for it, go ahead, but it is probably more important to get the documentation together and document every encounter you have with him.

    Also bear in mind that the perspective you get from a lawyer will revolve around a "play-it-safe" mentality, and so the extent that is what you are looking for, legal consultations could be helpful.

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  99. Strike back by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    IANAL but it occurs to me that if the CEO thinks that an email From: is accurate enough for the basis of a lawsuit, write up a nice death threat using racial and sexist remarks, address it to yourself, and make the From: be the CEO's. Now either file a counter-suit with that as the basis for your case or at least confront the CEO with the evidence in hand. The look on his face should at least be priceless. :-) If the CEO can do it, why can't you?

    1. Re:Strike back by Banjonardo · · Score: 2

      Because it's identity fraud?

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  100. Canadian trees? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    which includes xeroxing

    Never use the word "xeroxing" in front of an attorney. It's a misuse of Xerox's trademark. Say "making copies" or "photocopying" instead. The "Xerox" mark, like other trademarks, is an adjective and should be used with a generic term: a "Xerox machine" or a "Xerox copier". But anyway, what gives you the idea that four out of five attorneys use Xerox copiers rather than Canon or Sharp copiers?

    rape a forest in canada for trees for xerox paper

    Does Xerox brand paper come from Canadian trees? Interesting. Got a link?

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  101. I think you should post his Name and email address by jjonte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Post his name and email address here on Slashdot. Let us know his company name too. Before he knows it he'll be getting email from the President, Bill Gates, Abraham Lincoln...lets see him try to sue Bill Gates...wonder who would win that one.

  102. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by cscx · · Score: 2

    Out of curiosity, can your e-mail client do automatic spam filtering, and public key encryption?

    Of course! :)

  103. Type A personalities by shdragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First things first. Stay home one afternoon, write down some of those number of the TV lawyers. Why? Most of them have free consultation. Tell them your story and see what happens...now, onto the non-redundant part. ;)

    Are you absolutely sure that the CEO did all of these things? I used to work at a company where the CEO was probably the *BIGGEST* asshole. Harassing, egotistical, narcissistic, self-righteous and most importantly a VERY big bullshitter. He would threaten and claim to have done or to do XYZ (i.e., fire people, etc) only to find out later that it never happened.

    From your story, it appears (imo) that your boss is the same sort of person. If so, take a sigh of relief and then ask yourself if you really want to work for someone like that. Now, you will probably do 1 of 2 things. Either milk this for everything it's worth or shrug it off. I tolerated being with that company for longer than I should have. Eventually I changed industries while initially having to take less $$, I'm much happier with the people work with.

    side note - what state is this in? I believe that we could all probably give more directed advice knowing this. :)

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  104. Uh, by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Funny
    When a party, such as but not limited to a natural person, corporation, nonprofit organization, group of conspirators or any other party, creates a situation in which legal action is occurring or may occur, including but not limited to lawsuits, legal action, legal threats or any other action, and such action affects through means including but not limited to means direct and/or indirect, you or your interests, including but not limited to yourself, your papers and/or effects or any other asset belonging to yourself, it is time to obtain a lawyer.

    I hope this helps.

  105. Email header admissible at all? by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    Is the email header even admissible in court in your state? If "CEO" has no evidence that a judge will consider, you'll never even have a hearing.

    There are two motivations here. One is the defense against the false accusation. Have the FBI acted on the complaint? If so, then it is both a civil AND a criminal matter.

    The second motivation is if the poster would enjoy seeing "CEO" lose his business, pay a whopping huge settlement to the poster (to avoid paying an even more whopping huge fine to the State), or go to jail. For this, you'd need a strong slander and or libel case.

    None of this is going to happen though. The first round of correspondents between lawyers will either end it, or escalate it to the point where it becomes interesting enough for e.g., the EFF to get a precedent.

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    1. Re:Email header admissible at all? by nexex · · Score: 2
      why go for a libel or slander case...


      just counter-sue for lawyer fees and emotional damage.

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  106. Uh, really basic question by jacksoncannery · · Score: 1

    Have they changed your employment status since beginning their "investigation"?

    Is it a position you value highly?

    If you contact a lawyer I'm sure he/she will want to know these things first.

  107. Re:Just one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    -1, Idiot

    You are not familiar with Klez, apparently.

  108. I Have a Form Letter... by youbiquitous · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've gotten sick of replying to people who think I've sent them a worm. I've drafted the following and use it as a quick copy-paste solution to this annoyance.

    Note that I use the term virus in my form letter as most if not all of these people don't know the difference between a virus and a worm.

    ---------

    Did you receive a virus-infected email which appeared to have come from me? If so, the return address of the email you received was spoofed (meaning the email didn't really come from me).

    One of the "features" of many of these viruses is that they use fake reply-to information so you can't easily figure out who has sent you a virus-infected email.

    I assure you that none of my computers are infected with anything. I haven't sent you any viruses. These types of viruses are spread by certain email clients running on Windows computers. I use neither Windows computers nor the email clients which are susceptible to such skullduggery.

    If you did receive an email with a virus attached which appeared to come from me I suggest you inspect the long (full) header of the email to find out who really sent it to you. If you have a technical support department please contact one of your support people and have them explain the difference between short headers and long headers.

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  109. Here's a better idea! by leonbev · · Score: 2

    Just send this moron a few links like these, and he'll probably just apolgize and go away:

    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,5217 4, 00.html

    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,5205 5, 00.html

    If he doesn't, go ahead and let him bitch to the FBI. When THEY are done yelling at him for wasting their time, he should leave you alone.

    I would only get a lawyer if the guy was really stupid enough to open a civil suit against you. When that happens, make sure to counter-sue for your legal expenses.

  110. Re:Need a Lawyer? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    How was that offtopic? Fucking mods are moronic pussies, no?
    Now, this is offtopic, sort of, so I guess it'll be modded Flamebait.

    (No, I'm not the AC who posted the parent)

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  111. Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes by stinkenstein · · Score: 1

    In most cases like the one you are in, you probably don't need a lawyer until their lawyer contacts you or they get so obnoxious that it's causing you to worry alot.

    One note here is to think of it from the CEO's side. He is going to call one of his many lawyers who is hopefully going to be able to talk him down.

    I used to be a lawyer at a big company, and I faced this situation many times. I was always able to talk the offended wiggo-de-biggo out of overreacting, it just takes a little finesse. When you come down to it, most big companies are actually risk averse, they have much more to lose than you do.

    Even though they will threaten & gnash their teeth, when it gets down to their claim against you (with which they can maybe take your house) vs your counterclaim against them (worth maybe $500 million in Alabama) in the jury room, they will think twice about it. Smart lawyers realize this off the bat and talk their shoot from the hip CEO's out of this type of thing right off the bat. Sometimes you may need to get a smart lawyer of your own to help the lawyer for the company get smarter.

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  112. You always need a lawyer! by jyg1234 · · Score: 1

    As a lawyer myself and being the typical money driven, blood thirsty type of lawyer, I'd say that you always need a lawyer!

    But being more realistic, the best way to realise when you need a lawyer is to study a bit of law yourself. All you need to do is find a few cases and statutes and read them. Just go through a bit of tort law, contract law, criminal law and property law, you probably won't really need the others.

  113. Quite possibly a huge mistake by werdna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd have to dissent from this view. Speaking to opposing counsel without representation can be very dangerous. Everything you say will be used against you, and admissions of a party are admissible even as hearsay testimony. While I agree entirely that early communications are a great idea -- and amicable resolution is the best result possible in these scenarios -- to do so without your own lawyer may be very risky.

  114. Now that I think about it, a lawyer would be cool by saskboy · · Score: 1

    I once got the Sircam virus mailed to me, with a report card of a little boy in WA. I thought of contacting the parents of the child to let them know the irresponsibility of the teacher, but then I let it slide. [By the way, I infected my test machine on purpose to read the document.]
    Another time I know someone who was accused of sending a virus. Another case of mistaken identity, which was fixed by ignoring the accuser. Of course that may not work with this CEO which should be informed they are wrong.

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  115. report to FBI == who cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    The FBI is not I repeat NOT a reactive agency. Unless there is already an investigation going in regards to someone purposefully spreading viruses, which there isn't given all the other shit going on in the world, nothing is going to happen.

    IANAL. But I do work for a company that does computer forensics, network security evaluations, and the like, and several of the other employees are in law enforcement. I know a little about what goes on in the world.

    IANAL. But I purchased some stolen equipment (unintentionally!) in 1999 and got acquainted with the FBI React task force from San Jose, CA. They're paranoid nutjobs from what I saw of them, but you'd be amazed at the five and six digit fraud cases they'd ignore because "We're not a reactive agency".

    A virus? How much damage dollar wise did it do? Less than $5k I bet and that is the bare minimum that gets their attention.

    IANAL. But I've been the victim of an intrustion that actually got investigated. I got a letter about the crackers about six months after an RH6.2 box got had with a bind exploit - that was about five years ago and I don't think they've ever done anything about it.

    So, that is that. Called the FBI? Big deal. Got his lawyer to send you a letter? Ignore it and wait for the suit. Got a real lawsuit? Get N+1 forensic experts, me included if you can get another story posted here, and we'll help you get a *very* favorable judgement.

  116. Lots of goodthings here! by warp1 · · Score: 1

    Lots of goodthings here! 3 things:

    When you send a letter use Certified Mail Return Receipt. Can't get a refund from a store w/o a receipt, a judge or FBI agent probably won't listen to you either.

    Send a CC (Carbin Copy) to a peer, superior, law enforcement agency or other accountable entity.

    Keep your mouth shut. I recommend saying only 2 things a."I'm not speaking to you, and b. Do you have a warrent?. (Use discretion).

  117. It cuts both ways . . . by werdna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where a losing side pays a winner's expenses, it makes it difficult for poor folk to get competent counsel when they are plaintiffs. The contingency fee, with all its serious problems, is in fact, the only way many people of even moderate means can get justice. Without the contingency fee, only rich folks tend to be able to be plaintiffs.

  118. If you have to ask.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 2

    If you have to ask, then you probably need one. I would at least consult one in this case.

  119. Really? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

    "I recently had the misfortune to encounter a CEO who had just received the Klez virus. Apparently, he believed the 'From:' header and accused me of not only authoring the virus, but deliberately and maliciously targeting him and his organization.

    Really?? What's his e-mail address?

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  120. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! - OT by Gabey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Re: your sig...my favorite GW quote of recent times is:

    "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." --George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair

    (from Bushisms: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms .htm)

  121. You don't need a lawyer... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    you need your head examined for asking legal advice of Slashdot.

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  122. My Best Advice on Handling this mess by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    There is a saying I live by with respect to email and voicemail:
    "Never argue with an idiot, since they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

    As a techie, this goes for all the email threads that people try to "suck" you in on daily. My rule of thumb is that you have to send me three queries in the form of voicemail, email, or memos in order to get me to consider getting involved in some whacky squabble or messy problem; AND, when I do reply, I am use the telephone so the reply can't turn into some bizarre email thread. Just because something is annoying or puzzling to a single person, doesn't mean you have to drop everthing and go solve their problem or even owe them a reply.

    In case anyone missed it, let me say it again, "Just because you receive and email or voicemail with a question, doesn't mean you have to reply.".

    It's always tempting to mash the "REPLY" button and show the world just how intelligent you are, but not everyone will see the glow of your intellect in an email message.

    Just because someone asks a question, doesn't mean you have to answer.
    Just because someone asks a technical question, doesn't mean you have to give a technical answer.

    Never be afraid to use these phrases:
    "I don't know, but I can look into it."
    "Do you have any additional information."
    "Is there anyone I can speak with that has additional information."
    "Are you sure?"
    "I would like to speak with my lawyer."
    "Uhhh, Shuttup, Go away...." (From Beavis)

    Unless you sent this guy your real name and contact info, I'd just stop writing back. Unless the guy is willing to invest money into tracking you down this is going no where. In fact if this CEO does hire someone with a brain, they will look at the email headers and see the "reply to" is forged, thus end of your involvement. If it makes it to you ISP, they will say, "Send us the email headers" and point out that the "reply-to" is forged.

    Additionally, all CEO's should have their emails VIRUS and SPAM scanned. A CEO's time is far too important to waste on crap like this. Since he doesn't have any of these services he gets at least "2" looser points, and might not even be a CEO, but a genuine "Luuuhhhoooosssseeeerrrr!".

    Good Luck and STOP REPLYING!

  123. newspapers are NOT your friend. by bani · · Score: 2

    with newspapers, it's all about money. if they think they might risk losing even a penny by running your story, they won't.

    if they feel there's a buck in it for them to twist your story around and make YOU look like the bad guy, they will.

    your best option is to NOT approach the newspapers unless you have a rock solid case and a lawyer to back it up. but then they probably won't cover your story, it conflicts with their potential advertising revenue sources.

    ever notice that newspapers rarely, if ever, do negative stories on local companies?

    now you know why.

    1. Re:newspapers are NOT your friend. by Tassach · · Score: 2
      if they think they might risk losing even a penny by running your story, they won't
      Not true. To (greatly) simplifiy it, they will look at it and say if we run this story we will sell $x worth of papers, but we could get sued for $y. As long as $x > $y, it's in their interest to run the story.

      Besides, getting sued isn't necessarily a bad thing -- it gets the paper more publicity, and as the old saying goes, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The value of that publicity can outweigh the cost of the lawsuit. Printing "dangerous" stories also gives the paper a reputation for journalistic integrity.

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    2. Re:newspapers are NOT your friend. by bani · · Score: 2

      no, if they think they might lose or jeopardize a potential source of advertising revenue, they will NOT run the story.

      this includes political parties, BTW.

      newspapers rarely worry about that since there is so much precedent law protecting the press (otherwise, every tabloid would have been sued into bankruptcy ages ago).

      nespaper primary concerns are advertising revenue and circulation revenue. anything that puts either at even the tiniest risk will result in complete and utter censorship.

  124. Don't need lawyer for this BS by dh003i · · Score: 2

    This one's a no-brainer. All you have to do is show how easy it is to fake a To: field or spoof an IP address. Any information about the sender that can be gleamed from the IP address or To: field is so unreliable it won't hold up in any court of law.

    As for what someone else mentioned, yes, any correespondence do belong to the original author. However, if you post them on-line verbatum, the worst that can be done if you post them online (assuming they have no commercial value, as is the case), is that a court may force you to take them down. Thus, you should post a verbatum copy of the correspondence to as well as a posting in your words of what they said. This strengthens your position in court, because you can say that you posted the copy verbatum to prove that you weren't lying. In any case, they can't force you to take down your posting in your own words.

    Regarding that, you should always tell people that in corresponding with you, they give you the right to distribute and modify the correspondence, with modifications noted. Such a notification should be on your e-mails, on your web-pages, on your answering machine, on any letters you send; you should say it when you pick up the phone.

    As a side-note, Alysabeth's Feminist Stripper site had such a disclaimer for her e-mail, as she'd get a lot of jerks e-maling her, and would want to post their e-mails online so her readers could get a laugh.

  125. In defence of Finland by NickB2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Skadet wrote:

    "Finland: A files suit against B. A is richer than B, and drowns them in legal fees so they'll settle/lose/whatever. B loses and pays A + B's legal expenses. "

    For one thing I doubt the strategy of drowning people in legal fees works in Finland -- US Courts are known for enforcing the letter of the law. A lengthy, expensive, legalistic argument over the interpretation of the 4th word of Section IIX, Subsection II, Clause 3, of a contract won't fly in most other systems because it won't matter. The Courts will try to figure out the spirit of the agreement rather then the letter.
    Long legalistic arguments are what tend to make US Litigation so damned expensive. After all you need a team of lawyers (at $300 per hour per lawyer) to even understand what the other side is saying in such an argument.
    The only other method to force someone to pay his lawyer is to constantly make motions. Even under US Law, making motions for motions sake is frowned upon. Because American Courts tend to focus on the letter of the law they tend to look at motions individually -- if there's a sensible reason for a motion to have been made they'll tend to let it slide. In other countrys the Courts would typically say "Fuck you" much more quickly.

    Also, if you settle you haven't technically lost. Therefore you wouldn't be made responsible for legal fees.

    Werdna wrote:

    "Where a losing side pays a winner's expenses, it makes it difficult for poor folk to get competent counsel when they are plaintiffs. The contingency fee, with all its serious problems, is in fact, the only way many people of even moderate means can get justice. Without the contingency fee, only rich folks tend to be able to be plaintiffs"

    You could implement a contingency fee with this system. Just add it to the penalty -- ie: a 33% Contingency raises a $1 million judgement to $1,333,333.

  126. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! - OT by Banjonardo · · Score: 2
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  127. It's likely not his fault by IndependentVik · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Because this worm does use a randomly chosen address that it finds on an infected computer as the "From:" address, numerous cases have been reported in which users of uninfected computers receive complaints that they have sent an infected message to someone else. For example, Linda Anderson is using a computer that is infected with W32.Klez.E@mm; Linda is not using a antivirus program or does not have current virus definitions. When W32.Klez.E@mm performs its emailing routine, it finds the email address of Harold Logan. It inserts Harold's email address into the "From:" line of an infected email that it then sends to Janet Bishop. Janet then contacts Harold and complains that he sent her infected email, but when Harold scans his computer, Norton AntiVirus does not find anything--as would be expected--because his computer is not infected."

    source

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  128. Re: Without Prejudice by DDX_2002 · · Score: 1

    Depends on where you are. In my jurisdiction, any communication for purposes of settlement is without prejudice, whether labelled or not. It's only able to be used against you if it's actually marked WITH PREJUDICE, which is obviously quite rare. IANAL, YMMV, obtain advice for your jurisdiction and situation.

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  129. idle threat by blisspix · · Score: 1

    I once threatened someone with legal action who set up a libellous website about me. The reason I did it was so that the person's site would get shut down, and they would stop doing it.

    The threat of action can be strong. The radio station I work at is poor. We have had so many threats of action that we can't fight, and we run scared every time.

    I wouldn't take this guy seriously. It's just an idle threat in the vast majority of cases.

  130. Who does the CEO have in his address book? by Max+Nugget · · Score: 1

    Might someone in the CEO's address book receive the same virus "from" the CEO and file a similar suit against him?

  131. You may not need a lawyer yet by zubaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had a similar situation happen to me earlier this year. A women whom owned her own furniture business had e-mailed me in late August when I had got back to college. She made a claim that I had sent her an e-mail containing an attachment with a virus (Klez, I believe) from my college acct. Wondering if it may have been true or not (moreso the latter) I did a full virus scan on my hard drives, to no avail. I then proceeded to e-mail the women back regarding that matter, and KINDLY explained to her the situation, and some non-technical information about how e-mail address can be forged by the virus (and in general). I then sent her a link about the Klez virus from Symantec's website. Needless to say, I received an e-mail the next day with her >thanking me for explaining the situation to her. So just give a shot and try to explain matters to the CEO. It may save you time and a headache in the process ;O).

  132. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Yes, you can, the fact that you don't know how perform those functions in a Unix environment is not proof that it doesn't exist. That's why you Windows people amuse me, your ignorance. Personally, I don't care what OS you use, as long as the work you need to send to me is platform independent, which is usually not the case with Windows users. So it's usually the more knowledgeable "Unix people" who have to take up the slack by doing the file conversions ect.

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  133. Never? by Chetmurray · · Score: 1

    You might need a lawyer once you get papers served. It isn't a lawsuit until registered US mail tells you it is one. Tell him to sue you. Trust me it is the quickest way to resolve this.
    He will go to his corporate lawyer and they will laugh at him and it will all go away. If you do get served papers, and if it is the do this by this time or else variety or any other kinds of threat, remember threats are not lawsuits, lawsuits are lawsuits. Once you get the papers there are two options. If they are from the corporate lawyer, take them serious. Get a lawyer. They are paying this guy anyways, he is only going to get off his ass if he has a reason. If they are from this guy's private lawyer, Call him and tell him his client is an idiot. He knows it. He is just taking the work because that is how he is paid and this guys corporate lawyer already told him he doesn't have a case.

    If anything comes from the police, or worse, they show up at your door with a court order. Call a lawyer. And don't make jokes with any of the following in them - pig, bacon or donuts. Whatever thoughts come into your head, don't say them out loud. Offer them coffee and ask them if they ever shot anyone. If you have one who did, they will probably forget what they were serving you by the time his story is over.

    If it is the secret service, don't worry. If they were going to arrest you, they would have already. By the time they contact you, they know who you are and if they are going to arrest you.

    I have been the legal point man for fatchicksinpartyhats (no longer), fatbabies (the game rumor site), evilemail and many other sites. I have been threatened with emails and phone calls more times then I can count. I have been served enough papers from all of the above scenarios that I have two file folders full.

    I have never been taken to court, I have never paid a lawyer.

    So don't get a lawyer yet. You will only be wasting money and they will try and convince you that you need to put them on retainer. Try logic and reason if you get the papers. Suprisingly enough logic and reason still win out in most cases.

    And if you listen to my advice, and something bad happens to you - why in the hell were you listening to legal advice from a guy who had something to do with fatchicksinpartyhats?
    Chet

  134. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by cscx · · Score: 2

    We're talking about Pine, not Ximian Evolution... please understand the context of the conversation before going off like a lit match.

  135. Most people don't make a decent living by deprecated · · Score: 1

    "Like most people, I make a decent living, ..."

    On what planet? Sorry, off topic and all, but the Buzzer of Cluelessness is sounding.

  136. You know you need a lawyer when... by Misch · · Score: 2

    You utter the words "$cientology" and "OT III" in the same sentence.

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  137. Re:(2)sue to recover ... by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't call having my name put in an FBI file a 'nonexistent inconvenience.' It's not likely that the FBI would do anything in this case, but in this society a false accusation can be more dangerous than a frivolous lawsuit. If somebody at the Bureau were to decide that this gentleman could be the author of the Klez virus, he could find himself sitting on his steps while the FBI hauls all his stuff down to their lab to be tested as possible evidence (doesn't anybody remember Richard Jewell?). I would say that the uninformed CEO in question needs to be taught a lesson in making hasty accusations.

  138. Abe Lincoln by dacarr · · Score: 1
    The late 16th President of the United States said that whoever represents himself in court has a fool for a client, in not so many words. (Remember, Honest Abe was an attorney.)

    Be that as it may, your best advice is to address this letter to the legal department of the company. One thing to mention is that klez will say the virus came from whoever it damn well pleases.

    Now consider this: in order for our friendly CEO to determine where to send the paperwork, he has to subpoena your ISP. In order to subpoena the ISP, he or his rep needs to go to court. The subpoena is something that the provider has to comply with, but there may be something where the ISP can ask just why this data is being requested. But I digress.

    This is indeed a scenario where you need somebody to be at bat for you. Yes, you can represent yourself, and with the details you can probably countersue for lost time and legal fees - but, like many of us here on /., IANAL.

    As for the FBI, you probably have nothing to worry about there. They are fully aware of the virus and its actions as explained by NIPC, at this link. In short, the man now looks like a fool in front of the Federal Bureau of Investigations, and they will probably dismiss him outright. It is in fact probably the case that this will be the undoing of everything, but again, check with an attorney.

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    1. Re:Abe Lincoln by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      As for the FBI, you probably have nothing to worry about there. They are fully aware of the virus and its actions as explained by NIPC, at this link [nipc.gov]. In short, the man now looks like a fool in front of the Federal Bureau of Investigations, and they will probably dismiss him outright.

      I am reminded of G. Gordon Liddy's anecdote about the fancy office set up for visiting VIPs. When the office was not in use (i.e. most of the time), it became the "Nut Room". Whenever an earnest patriotic citizen showed up demanding to speak to J. Edgar Hoover about a Martian invasion or something, he would be soothingly told that Mr. Hoover was out of town on a mission, but his right-hand man was available....

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  139. Rules of thumb by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Informative
    If he says "I'm going to take you to court" or something similar...
    1. Stop talking to him.
    2. Give him your mailing address and demand that all further communications (especially those of the "I'm going to sue you" variety) be done in writing (no, e-mail doesn't count). Certified mail is preferable in this case.
    3. If he DOES mail you something, make sure you put it somewhere safe. It may come in handy later.
    4. While you really don't need a lawyer until you see a piece of paper that says "I'm going to sue you" bearing his signature, they are handy to have around to make sure you don't write something you shouldn't in a letter to him. If you must write him a letter, at the very least make sure to read, re-read, and re-re-read what you wrote before you mail it. Avoid things like personal attacks, admitting any wrong-doing and phrases that can be read as "I'm going to sue you."
    Generally speaking, as soon as he says "I'm going to sue you," say nothing to him other than giving him your mailing address. Whether or not you need a lawyer depends on his follow-through and if he actually puts "I'm going to sue you" on paper.

    Beyond that, if you end up needing a lawyer, I hear that talking to the local bar association is handy. You're supposed to tell them how you need a lawyer and they can reccomend those that specialize in that department.

  140. Hey, that's a good idea! by Snafoo · · Score: 2

    Hmm. Now I'm tempted to author a klez-like virus and send it to, oh, I don't know, carly@hp.com, billg@microsoft.com, ashcroft@hotmail.mil. Then, when they get angry, I can claim in(gnorance|nocence).

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  141. Some advice... by Max+Nugget · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IANAL, but my father is, and one thing I frequently see him doing is research to find past cases similar to the one he's handling.

    For situations that are relatively unique (such as this one), often you can find a similar case that helps validate your position. There are a few big legal research sites (like lexisnexis.com, etc.), though I don't know if there are any that you can use without paying for them. (I also am not too familiar with the amount of legal knowledge necessary to make productive use of these sites).

    This may or may not be useful to do right now, but I'd imagine if you end up being sued, precedent-establishing cases from the past can be very useful and perhaps persuasive.

    The suggestion made by others to send the CEO a letter *politely* explaining the circumstances seems like a good idea. The suggestion about sending the CEO a forged e-mail to prove the unreliability of the "from:" header is, in my opinion (IANAL), not something you should do. It's a clever idea and may prove your point, but you might be opening up an even bigger can of worms if you do that. While it's obviously not all that malicious, the CEO might equate such an approach to proving that a computer's security system is inadequate by breaking into it. Even if you break in "just to show that the system is insecure" and don't do anything malicious, you're still going to anger people (especially if you can't prove that you didn't do anything malicious). If you do happen to do this, be as tactful and un-assuming as possible in the actual message. I think there is a certain degree of automatic offensiveness to this tactic (from the CEO's viewpoint), though, and this is why I don't think it's a good idea. Also, of course, remember that whatever you send them might be used against you later on.

    One more suggestion I think is worth mentioning is that you should try to obtain a copy of the e-mail message (or at least the header) if you don't already have it. I don't know whethr this would be easy or difficult to accomplish, but this would be good to have.

  142. In this case... by seek3r2k · · Score: 1

    wait until you have been served. To act preemptively in this case would be a mistake as your defending lawyer may create a case by shear provocation, this translates to $$$. It has been done and for anyone to believe otherwise is plain ignorant.

    If you do get served, get a lawyer familiar with the technology. It will be well worth the money if the papers being served will lead to a court hearing. Make sure to read the papers and understand what is being implied. In technical cases such as this a good deal of vagueness is used to try and widen the scope of charges.

    Keep all correspondences and try to get source of the virus. Also, try to get information on the nature of this virus.

    DO NOT talk to the CEO's lawyer. If the CEO tries to ask you questions regarding this virus make sure to answer with a simple "I do not know."

  143. Ironic Ad... by kcb93x · · Score: 1

    ...people getting viruses in email...Microsoft Visual Studio .NET ad...coinquidink? I think not..

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  144. Have you ever wondered by jsse · · Score: 2

    what's the odd that someone else using exactly YOUR email address to spread virus? Is that someone you know?

    Report to FBI after you've received the legal letter from that CEO because in this case you've legitimate ground for seeking feds help($5000 in total lost iirc).

    If they could find this bastard(very likely) you could proceed to sue him/her for covering any legal expenses incurred by CEO's lawsuit, plus expenses need to cure your severe case of depression. :)

    You are the victim ONLY when you chose to be one.

  145. Easy solution by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Send this guy an email from "president@whitehouse.gov". In the message body, tell him who it's really from, and explain that if you can spoof an important address that easily, so can a worm.

    1. Re:Easy solution by F1_Fan · · Score: 1

      Or better... since the tool is so naive about "From" addresses send him the email from "president@whitehouse.gov" and in the body say:

      "If you ever bother my friend again I'll send a few Secret Service guys to your house and make you disappear like Hoffa. Signed, GWB"

    2. Re:Easy solution by TheABomb · · Score: 1

      So that's what happened: Jimmy Hoffa messed with Texas!

      Mystery solved.

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  146. Send the CEO another e-mail.... by PantyChewer · · Score: 1

    I send you this file
    in order to have your advice...

  147. Get a Mediator! by jbayes · · Score: 2, Informative

    In a case like this, where you know it's just a big misunderstanding and all you want is to make it go away, why not talk to a mediator? Mediators are trained to help disputants work out their problems outside of court. And in the event that it does later end up in court, nothing you say during a confidential mediation can be used as evidence in court.

    Often you can get mediation services for free; for example, the Los Angeles City Attourney's office provides free mediators for any dispute in which at least one party lives in LA county. Try a google search; you may be able to find one that will handle your case.

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  148. Pre-Paid Legal!!! by St4rNin3 · · Score: 1
    Pre-Paid legal gives you unlimited phone access to a lawyer and they will even write letters of make phone calls for you free with your membership ($26 or less per month) and if he did sue you, you would have 75 hrs of attorney time...

    There is much more to it than that, but I don't want this to be TOO much of a blatant advertisement.. :)

    In a situation like this, you could simply call your attorney and they could give you real legal advice and coud even help you out without it costing you andthing other than your monthly membership...

    p.s. IANAL :)

  149. Does the CEO owe you money? by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2

    If the company in question has outstanding balances, I'd say your being shaken down.

    The CEO isn't a CEO your worried about cause he's some random lucky guy who wound up as CEO one day. This guy is only thinking about his company, which, like most companies is having a less than spectacular year. The big fish will shake down the small fish if they can. I've had it happen a couple of times, they don't want to lose their ass, so they come up with BS reasons they aren't satisfied with your work and then shake you down on the invoice.

    It's always something that would be difficult to contest, the more subtle, the better. This guy prolly would rather pay his lawyer a couple of hours (or has retainer hours to use up this quarter) in order to get you to come to an 'agreement' quietly over this 'delicate' matter, especially since he's questioning your professional integrity.

    Make a business decision, figure out what's the best thing for your time and money. Talk to a lawyer to find out the odds and figure out how not to lose too much.

    It sucks, but it's part of working for yourself. If you don't like it, hire a CEO of your own to handle these things. This is part of how they create their value for their company. Don't assume you can just work for honest clients either, too many sleezebags like this out there, it's best to make sure you can bill these expenses into your rate, and find someone who can deal with this waste of time for you.

    Sorry to hear about it, and good luck.

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  150. Rule 11 by incompetent_bitch · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I would argue a Rule 11 against this a-hole for even bringing this suit against you. A quick summary of Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure is that the person bringing the suit has to have evidence that this lawsuit is not frivilous and will not be dismissed. This could get you a quick summary judgment. Just some friendly advice.

    Good luck

  151. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by shepd · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    Did you miss the one application does one thing well paradigm?

    >Pine can't hold my calendar and sync with my palm, and itegrate all that with my e-mail.

    That's because Pine is an email program. It isn't a virtual operating system like Emacs, nor is it sucking at the teat of an operating system like Outlook.

    If I want to backup my palm (which I just got for $39 CDN -- WOW), I'll soon be using coldsync because programs that do just one thing well make sense to me.

    And, when I want to use a calendar, I'm certainly not going to use an email client. That'd be like going around the world by making bridges across the continents. I'll be using something like this.

    When I need to syncronize my mail, I'll use this.

    If I really want everyone scrunched into one application, I'll use this.

    I haven't even scratched the surface of available applications yet...

    You windows people amuse me.

    In the future, you might want to search freshmeat before you assume windows does it best.

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  152. You don't need a lawyer... by brooks_talley · · Score: 2

    ...you need a gun. Do your part to help evolution.

    So maybe I'm a bit misanthropic.

    -b

  153. Re:If you have to ask...get a retainer agreement by morpheus+2001 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you can afford it, find a competent attorney and sign a retainer aggreement. They come in several types. The most probable type you would want is one where you could pay for a specified amount of legal services up front, for those "Is this something that I should be worried about?" calls. You pay the lawyer up front and they answer the phone whenever you call, they don't need to be worried about getting paid because they already have been. Sometimes you can have as part of this aggreement that you will be refunded a portion of the unused ratainer.

    Another type of retainer is the type where you pay a fee for the attorney to always be available for you, then you pay a reduced hourly fee for their services on top of the retainer.

    I am sure there are other types of retainer and/or prepaid arrangements out there that could add piece of mind. Call your local bar association to find out, the larger bar associations usually pretty good educational and referral services.

  154. You need a lawyer now by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

    The CEO has falsely accused you af spreading virus and attacking his network.

    So you need a lawyer right now, so you can get some compensation, and teach the CEO not to go public when he don't have a clue.

    His accusations probably damaged your reputation and self esteem for life. That must be wort a few million.

  155. You're the problem. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    This has to be the first case of I've heard of where an employer has accused the employee of an already known virus. Hell, I was cleaning this crap out of users computers for quite a while myself. While I could easily believe this guy is clueless, I also can also make an educated guess that this guy is pissed off at you on a personal level. What'd you do? Shit in his Wheaties? All you have to do is hit the Norton Anti-Virus Homepage for Klez. Of course, this isn't going to stop him from pursecuting you for the real and/or imagined wrong that led up to this (he'll find other shit to throw at you in otherwords), but unless he can prove you're the origin of the epicenter of the worlds entire Klez infection, he's another one of those Mofo's trying to skate uphill.

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  156. Steps to Safety by jthomasson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wow, several hundred posts on this. I may repeat something someone has already said (I lack the time to read all 400 predecessors). Apologies if I do.

    Good advice for anyone who appreciates or fears an imminent legal attack is to not only save all correspondence (like someone above did mention) but to also create a log of all relevant incidents. Times and dates are key. Treat your log like a journal - it will prove indispensable should anything occur.

    As for when you should get a lawyer, that depends really on what you hope to accomplish. If you simply want to fend off any attacks, I'd say wait until you get a letter from the CEO's lawyer, or you're served with something, or the CEO wants to meet with you. Until that point, a log and a record of correspondence will protect you fine. However, if you want (or need) to take a more aggressive defense position (for example if your reputation is at stake and his mere accusation is damaging), then you can get one right now and threaten an "abuse of process" claim or a defamation claim. Threatening someone with a lawsuit without grounds can give you a cause of action in certain situations. Abuse of process can be used either as a preemptive strike or as an effective counterattack.

    As for posting stuff online, I'd recommend against it, as it won't accomplish anything constructive and you may end up shooting yourself in the foot (for example, if you accidently post something sensitive that would otherwise be covered by attorney-client privilege, posting it will dissolve that privilege).

    I'm sure this is too much information, but we lawyers are prone to talk more than we really need to.

    J. Thomasson

  157. Hard drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lawyers are like drugs. When you start using one you will never stop. And it's most expensive.

  158. Similar situation by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

    I am worried concerned that I might find myself the object of legal persecution because of Spam that is being distributed with my address in the forged headers.

    I know this is happening because I regularly receive messages that have been bounced by mailservers. Instead of going back to the genuine sender, these messages go to the address in the forged "From:" header.

    I have written, several times, to Earthlink (the originator seems to be an Earthilink dial-up subscriber), as well as to the Federal Trade Commission; so far the silence on their part has been deafening.

    Now, while being accused of Spam is not as serious as being accused of creating and propagating malware, I think our two situations are similar.

    Now, IANAL, but it seems to me that o clear my name I would have to demonstrate:

    • that the headers can easily be forged,
    • that in the case in point, the "From:" header has been forged,

      Ergo, the accusation that I was the sender of the spam is not proven...

      Beyond this, can all the headers be forged? In particular, can the first-hop "Received" header be trusted? This is the part giving the IP address of the dial-up modem used to send the message, for example:

      Received:from qudsmail.com (mmq2.e-muraoka.com [218.45.52.66]) by xxxxx.xxx (8.10.2+Sun/8.10.2) with SMTP id xxxxxxxxxxxx for ; Thu, 16 May 2002 13:29:12 +0200 (MEST)
  159. are CEOs really that stupid? by Artifex · · Score: 2

    Wow. I certainly wouldn't recommend anyone else do what I would do, because I'm not a lawyer, but I'd tell the CEO simply that I didn't do it, that Klez is a common virus, point him at some virus sites, and then say "bring it on" if he wasn't convinced. Then, if he did try to sue me, I'd alert all my friends here at Slashdot about the CEO, by name, and embarrass him and his company for having such an idiot CEO until I got a public apology plus any damages if I got arrested or my boxes confiscated, etc. With any luck, his shareholders will lose confidence in him and hit him in the pocketbook by driving the stock price down.

    If CEOs are really that stupid, then I can almost believe the idea that most of the recent accounting scandals are the CFOs' fault. Maybe it's like the role of Governor and Lieutenant Governor in Texas. The Lieutenant Governor wields all the real power politically, while the Governor sometimes gets to become U.S. President...

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  160. either way you loose your money by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    Either you fight the other guy, or you willingly hand your money over to your solicitor/lawyer.

    Having spent 7 years in continuous litigation following a divorce - there are some times when you can't win. I now represent myself and am doing better. In my experience the primary interest of most solicitors is to keep the case going to keep their fees coming in.

    If you must use a solicitor, choose carefully, ask around and choose one that is busy. If he is busy he will not be so interested in bleeding you dry as he can do the job and move on to the next sucker.

  161. defamation by Erris · · Score: 2
    (c) you or your property are seriously injured and you NEED compensation to compensate for some significant loss

    I'd say this fellow was slandered and lost some serious face. It's hard to keep people with nicknames like "Dr. Harm" from getting bad reputations but we might imagine there's one company he won't do work for ever again.

    Evil new laws make the FBI notice damaging. As the federal government has helped itself to wiretaping and other searches without warrent, we can expect Dr Harm to recieve some painful attention. Half the reason the fourth ammendment requires publicaly stated reasons for search and siezure is the harm such searches do. The other half is to preserve personal dignity. Dr. Harm just lost a little dignity and computer usage. They will be watching and some clerk will be reading Dr. Harm's email. Creepy.

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    1. Re:defamation by Fastolfe · · Score: 1
      I'd say this fellow was slandered and lost some serious face.

      Uh, how is this slander?
      slander
      n. oral defamation, in which someone tells one or more persons an untruth about another, which untruth will harm the reputation of the person defamed. ...
      I can walk up to you and suggest that you do all sorts of depraved and evil things, but until I start going around to other people and getting them to think you're some kind of freak, you have no basis to say you've been "slandered".

    2. Re:defamation by shepd · · Score: 1

      >I can walk up to you and suggest that you do all sorts of depraved and evil things, but until I start going around to other people and getting them to think you're some kind of freak, you have no basis to say you've been "slandered".

      Quite right. He should have said libel. Slander isn't nearly serious enough for being falsely reported to the FBI for a non-offense.

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    3. Re:defamation by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      It's not libel either. This "CEO" didn't start going around telling newspapers and buying TV spots saying this guy was an evil hacker spreading viruses. He reported the information he had to the FBI and, from what we can assume, contacted the guy himself.

      There's no slander or libel going on here. There are no statements of fact published anywhere by this CEO defaming this guy.

      In addition, the post I was replying to was discussing this in the context of seeking compensation. General damages are not usually awarded in cases of libel unless the false statements were published maliciously. I really think the "CEO" here just didn't understand that the address was forged. There's no malice here in these statements.

  162. Lawyers, CEO's and Psychopaths. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The INSTANT lawyers get involved, everybody loses.

    Best solution:

    Go talk to the fellow and clear up the misunderstanding. It'll save time, money and heartache. If your CEO is human, then I'm sure you can work it out without unpleasantness.

    However, if the fellow happens to be one of those psychopathic CEOs which seem to be popping up everywhere these days, and whom through some sort of mental disorder and total lack of compassion decides he just wants to make you miserable, then it's okay to use a crow bar on his skull. (I certainly wouldn't tell).

    If the crowbar solution is too un-nerving for you, (which I can understand), then it's best to get tactical; Let buddy know up front that he's made an error, show him the stats on how the virus works and that anybody with a software degree could prove it to a court. He'll understand. Subtly raise fears that when he is proven to be mistaken he'll look like a moron in front of everybody, the company will lose stock value, and he will probably lose his position due to a failure in confidence from shareholders and board members.

    Psychopaths can be manipulated just like anybody else, it's just that their buttons are hidden in weird positions. Psychos can lie better than anybody, and they have no sense of shame, so if they are proven wrong, they don't feel stupid. This means that they can tell huge lies without sweating a bit because they fear nothing if it goes wrong. However, psychopaths DO have massive concerns about being walked away from. They are very, very posessive; to reject them when they have decided to control you is the worst torture you can inflict on a psycho. This is often the point where they will start using crowbars. And they don't get squeamish!

    So then buddy, (if he really is a loonytoon), will smell the prospect of his company ditching him and he'll get very worried. Then all you do is offer him an out; tell him that it's very easy to be fooled by such a virus, that 'hackers' specifically design their viruses to get past the very greatest of minds, (who don't have time for all that nerdy software niggling which great minds like Buddy's don't have time to bother with), and that it is in fact, you who has been made a victim. He won't care about your welfare, of course, but if you can suggest ever so subtly that he can win points with you and everybody by hurling his anger at the real criminal, then you're in the clear.

    That might be how I'd handle it, depending on the details, anyway.


    -Fantastic Lad

  163. Also 7 signs you need counsel... by OffTheRack · · Score: 1

    are in this article.

  164. Blow him off.... by Oliver+Wendell+Holme · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMAL, and I don't see a lot to sweat here. All I see is a blowhard who's upset that the world isn't perfect. He even knew it wasn't much of a case when he threatened both criminal and civil actions: (which is a distinct no-no in many jurisdictions - it's considered to unfairly use the threat of criminal prosecution to influence civil litigation). Second, what are the level of his damages, i.e. what's he going to collect? lost time? nope, not here. An injunction to stop you from issuing more viruses? nope. his expenses? nope: that's one nice aspect of the 'American' system: the winner has to pay his own expenses. That places a distinct transaction cost on the plaintiff and stops a lot of small-dollar suits in its tracks. I hear a lot of "It's not the money, it's the principle of the matter," until they find out they have to pay something to defend their principles. As for the general question of when you need a lawyer, the first question in my mind is: are you planning on doing something e.g. talk, write, do, or are you planning to react to someone else? If you're the actor, then consult counsel before you act. If you're the reactor, then it's probably best is simply wait until they act. There's more, but it's hard to give a set of rules until we know the facts of the situation. As for this case, you needn't give it another thought until the blowhard actually gets off his duff and pays someone. And given the paucity of damages here, that someone will in all liklihood tell him to forget it.

  165. I would personally welcome being sued for this! by @madeus · · Score: 2

    While your advice is eminately sensible, I would have a differnet take on this situation...

    Now IANAL (nor related to one ;-) but this would make me see $$$ signs in front of my eyes, and get me thinking about counter suits.

    At the very least (and to be honest more relistically, few of us have the time or desire to persue counter suits for small sums of money) I would be utterly extatic that this vindictive and inept boob is about to spend hundreds, possibly thousands of dollars taking quite insane legal action against me for something it's entirely trivial to prove was not my fault.

    I think it would be safe to assume legal assitance is quite appropriate in this insitance (it's not as if court appointed lawyers/soliciters are incompotent) and more than sufficent to let you off the hook (it's not like they have to be Robert Shapiro). Assuming of course the origional poster hasn't been up to anything else he's not admitted to :-)

    It should be noted that fortunately I am in a position where I could afford to take a few days of work to take care of this, again a luxury many people can't afford! :)

  166. Here's your rule of thumb by Chelloveck · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you ever you wonder whether you might need a lawyer, you probably do.

    I'm serious. For most people, this is a seldom-to-never occurance. But when you're in doubt, just spend the $50 for a half-hour consultation and find out.

    ObAnecdote: I was recently fired for a really dumb reason. Was it legal? I didn't know. $50 and half an hour later I'd gotten a legal opinion that yes, it was a really dumb reason, but no, there was no legal recourse. Heck, it was worth the $50 just to keep from sitting up at night wondering, "Should I have sued those bastards?"

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  167. Re:no way, am I gonna answer that question! - OT by greenrd · · Score: 2
    Well of course. Of course Blair's spokesman would deny it was true. "Special relationship", y'know? That doesn't mean it wasn't true.

  168. Where is the responsibility? by PegQuin · · Score: 1

    I just skimmed the comments so excuse any redundancy but I'd like to know if there was any firing in this guy's IT dept., and what cave has this person been sleeping in? Anti-virus control is a responsibility of every end-user. I say this guy was inviting problems.

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  169. This is the problem with geeks by hey! · · Score: 2

    Most people, if they saw a bottle labeled "nitroglycerine" in the middle of the sidewalk, would sensibly avoid it and perhaps somebody in authority so a compenetent bomb disposal technician could be dispatched.

    A geek would be attracted to it like a moth to a flame.

    The same goes for any kind of legal entanglement. It's not an opportunity to show off your social engineering hacking skills. Its something to avoid if you can, else hand to your lawyer.

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  170. Did he forward the KLEZ message to you? by PeterHammer · · Score: 1

    My suggestion: try to get him to forward the original source of the message he received. With the original message, it should be a simple matter to trace the SMTP headers to determine where the MX chain was broken and the header was forged. spamcop.net has a nifty tool to accomplish that though you can also use dig yourself to find out where the MX chain is forged. It should also be simple to determine where (IP Address) the message originated. Wouldn't it be funny if the virus he received was actually from someone within his company.

  171. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
    This isn't to mock you, but why exactly should a calendar/schedule be integrated with email? What's the purpose?

    I've used Eudora since 1995 in Windows. It integrates with nothing. I've also never received a virus via email--well, I've received them, but Eudora never installed one for me.

    Slightly off-topic:

    I'm in the process of switching entirely to Linux. I just got my local server switched over to Linux and am loving it. Mozilla, using XMMS for music, still sharing directories and a printer to the remaining Windows stations (the server was/is a file/print server for other Windows boxes), works great. The ONLY thing I'm missing is Eudora. I'm still receiving my email in Windows because I love Eudora.

    Can someone recommend a good Gnome email client? The more similar to Eudora the better.

  172. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Did I mention Evolution, no, do you know what you're talking about no. Is your intelligence level such that you need a point and grunt interface, I'm not sure, but I'd take that bet.

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  173. Re: Duck! by coolgeek · · Score: 1

    Yep that just about summarizes what I was going to say...

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  174. Please, tell me who this guy is... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2

    so I can short his company's stock!

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  175. Is it just me by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    who realizes the FBI is really, really busy these days?

    Besides, why worry about the CEO's lawyer? He would only be concerned with prosecution of a civil (read $$) case, or defending a case against his client. It would be up to the FBI to prosecute any criminal case.

    You may want to snail-mail a letter of position to the FBI, stating your side of the case. "I was sitting in my living room, watching TV, then the phone rang..it was this nut claiming to be some big important business guy, saying I sent him a virus." Blablabla.."Maybe this is related to the Nigerian Money Scam?"

    Put lots of contact info, they will (if anything) do a brief check, maybe make a call or two, and close the case.

    I was investigated once, I was relaxed & honest and the whole thing was over in 15 minutes.

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  176. Lawyers always come in multiples of 2 by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    Anytime someone mentions "lawyer", then someone else will need to do the same. Lawyers have guaranteed employment as long as there is greed, lust, disagreement or conflict.

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  177. Answer from an attorney as relayed through me by dacarr · · Score: 1
    OK, this is now third party information, but I have it from a reliable source: one of the attorneys I work with.

    Short version: you likely have nothing to worry about.

    Longer version: If the CEO goes through with his threat to contact the FBI, they will send a written inquiry to you requesting a response. Respond and explain. If you are sued, bring in your copy and have it ready for defense.

    Either way, per his opinion, you probably have nothing to worry about, but definitely get an attorney if you aren't sure.

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  178. Uh ... never by RgnadKzin · · Score: 1

    For criminal cases, listen to the Supremes:

    ARGERSINGER v. HAMLIN, 407 U.S. 25 (1972)
    "Under the rule we announce today, every judge will know when the trial of a misdemeanor starts that no imprisonment may be imposed, even though local law permits it, unless the accused is represented by counsel. He will have a measure of the seriousness and gravity of the offense and therefore know when to name a lawyer to represent the accused before the trial starts."

    The rub is to find a way to get the counsel to recuse himself, as when you recuse him, it is seen as refusing counsel.

    For civil cases, I have found that (most) attorneys adhere to two rules:
    1. Find out how much money the client has.
    2. Spread out the litigation so that you can bill out for all of it.

    Most civil legal matters can be handled quite simply by just a bit of study. Every young man in 1850 knew how to prosecute and defend his own case. All it takes is a couple of books on civil procedure, your annotated state court rules, and a bit of resolve.

    I have found that attorneys are not taught the law, they are taught theory. So if you have the law, you argue the law, when you have the facts, argue the facts. When you have neither, settle.

    For example. My friend pays her mortgage by postal money orders. She generally sends it out priority mail by delivery confirmation. The mortgage company "misplaced" one of the payments, and charged her a late fee. Each successive month, her new payment was applied instead to the older month and she was assessed a new late fee.

    After the second month, she sent an affidavit stating that the payment had been made and cited the postal money order numbers and the delivery confirmation number. The mortgage company could have verified all of the payment and delivery information by itself, but insisted upon my friend sending proof of payment. Well, the affidavit constituted proof of payment.

    It is now six months later and the company threatens foreclosure. She assembled all of the payment information and wrote up a twenty six count mail fraud complaint, sent it to the US Attorney for that district and copied the company.

    With the complaint copy, she sent a detail of the time that she spent on this matter on research and correspondence and she billed them at 75 bux an hour. As an independent contractor, all of the time she spends with the mortgage company, she cannot allocate to clients.

    Was it surprising that the company suddenly "found" the payment, properly applied it, backed out six months worth of late payment fees, and wrote letters to the Credit Reporting Agencies fixing the credit? They are balking at the 3,000 bux in billing, but if they don't pay that, she will file suit to recover her costs, and another 10k in emotional damages for being threatened with foreclosure.

    Should be a slam dunk, as the company USED her research to confirm the payments, when they could have done the work themselves.

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  179. Re:You don't. Now shut up. by josu · · Score: 1

    Did you do it? If not, your advice may be more helpful than if so.

  180. (OT) Re:If you have to ask... by plugger · · Score: 1

    I advocate the use of a 'roundabout' for 4 way intersections. I read somewhere that there are very few in the states. Is this true, and does anyone know why? They are great at keeping traffic moving at low-mid traffic densities, and not too bad even at rush hour. Of course, traffic is now so heavy that some roundabouts have traffic signals too, which defeats the whole idea.

    This isn't a troll, I'm genuinely curious. Any Americans tried driving in the UK? If so, what did you think of those funny circular junctions?

  181. Re:If you don't mind me asking... by plugger · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know about being similar to Eudora, but I like Sylpheed. It is a GTK+ client, and very nice too. The 'bleeding edge' (their words) version is here. It is perfectly stable for me (Mandrake 8.0, Ximian Gnome).

    The stable branch is here.