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Speak & Spell Hacking For Fun And Profit

Bowie J. Poag writes "Pete Casper has created a number of truly bizarre Speak & Spell hacks, and case mods (!) suitable for live performances. The highly modified Speak & Spell can be controlled either by the membrane keypad or using an Atari joystick of all things. Tons of photographs and MP3 samples included.. I want one. Now."

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  1. Speak and spell.. those were scary by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 2

    Anyone remember how freaky those things sounded?

    I remember as a kid being scared of it because of that crazy deep rumbling synthesized voice....

    *shudders*

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    1. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I still remember the math one

      GREDDER THEN LEZZ THEN! LEVIL ONE!

      I used to laugh at how that thing sounded.

    2. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 2, Funny

      as comedian dane cook says
      'speak and spell... they should call it speak like the devil'
      'a b c d e f g, i will kill your family'
      err, here

    3. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by Suppafly · · Score: 3, Funny

      i think h would come before "i will kill your family"

    4. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by Vann_v2 · · Score: 1

      Right, but when it doesn't rhyme.

    5. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by Vann_v2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And by when, of course, I mean then.

    6. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by buzban · · Score: 2

      my wife still does a great impression of the sounds that her old TI computer's tape drive used to make....funniest thing you ever wanted to hear. sound like a thousand little explosions... ;)

    7. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by Acendreya · · Score: 3, Funny

      When my siblings and I were young, we went through a very trying time when our Speak and Spell was posessed by the devil. We were minding our own business when the damn thing turned on by itself and started spouting random sentence fragments. As if this wasn't scary enough, the power button completely ceased to function. When we tried turning it off, the screen started scrolling unintelligible glyphs and it dropped the english language entirely and began speaking in tongues. The worst part was that those things have one of those damn impenetrable battery compartments that can only be opened with a coin or similar flat object, so while my younger sisters cried I had to run around and try to find something to kill it with. Quite traumatizing for a bunch of children under the age of 12.

    8. Re:Speak and spell.. those were scary by djward · · Score: 1

      Some of these clips are pretty freaky. Imagine one of those people who built an RF-shielded Y2K shelter turning on their car stereo and hearing that "Distortion" clip...

      "Mabel, they've come for me! Get the kids in the shelter. Look out for black helicopters!"

  2. Please stop the elitism by marcsiry · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Tons of hotographs

    Now Slashdot is only linking to images captured in the infrared spectrum? Great, now I'm going to have to spend the dough to update to the PowerBook with the face-burning screen, in addition to the penis-scorching base.

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  3. Speak & Spell by AKA+da+JET · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Tons of hotographs." Looks like the /. editors could use a Speak & Spell. ;)

    1. Re:Speak & Spell by sweetooth · · Score: 2

      Don't you mean the slashdot submitters? Since for once this isn't an editor typo.

    2. Re:Speak & Spell by LordNimon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Editors are supposed to correct the spelling mistakes. That's why they're called editors.

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    3. Re:Speak & Spell by sweetooth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Editors aren't supposed to correct spelling errors in direct quotes they are supposed to point out that there is an error with [sic]. However, most people don't know what that means, and many submissions have too many errors to bother fixing them all. In that case a better submission should be chosen or the editor could write thier own summary of the article.

    4. Re:Speak & Spell by LordNimon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Story submissions are not quotations. They are articles written by individuals (some would say unpaid employees of Slashdot), and thus need to be edited before publishing.

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    5. Re:Speak & Spell by hal9k · · Score: 1

      word up.

    6. Re:Speak & Spell by MulluskO · · Score: 1

      An editor generally only uses [sic] to make the original author look stupid.

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    7. Re:Speak & Spell by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      I don't think that it's to make the author look stupid, but rather to point out to the reader, "We're not stupid, we know it looks wrong but that's how we received it. Not our fault!"

      You don't have to be trying to diss someone if you're merely trying to save face. Saving face is allowed, especially when someone else is trying to talk through you.

    8. Re:Speak & Spell by Accipiter · · Score: 1

      Uh, if that's true, then why is has the error been corrected?

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    9. Re:Speak & Spell by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      As someone who has had many letters to the editor make it to print I can assure you that they do alter the text in an effort to correct what they perceive to be an error at times rather than point out the error to the reader. I think to some degree it does have to do with whether they think you (or your position on an issue) are stupid.

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    10. Re:Speak & Spell by WNight · · Score: 1

      Yes, [sic] is used when you want to preserve someone's grammar while quoting them.

      But, you'll find it frequently used to highlight a ton of nitpicking mistakes in a seemingly reasonably worded sentence, as a way of saying that the person quoted is an imbecile. Otherwise, most publications leave these errors alone because they're pretty obviously assumed to be direct quotations. It's not considered necessary to [sic] spelling because editorial "rules" allow this to be fixed silently, as spelling is rarely necessary to the meaning. (The exception perhaps being l33tspeak or something bizarre, then you [sic] the whole sentence and let it be.)

      That said, anyone who nitpicks the grammar or spelling on a website like Slashdot is unloved, for a reason. It's so pathetically unimportant, and often written by people for whom English is a second language.

      (The funniest thing I've seen in years is when someone tore into some guy for mistaking is/are, making many errors himself while doing so. The person who made the original mistake came back with an impeccable post acknowledging the error and explaining that he'd only picked up English in university with German and French. Chuckle.)

    11. Re:Speak & Spell by nerdfunk · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could only use the speak and MATH, which is the unit which appears here.

  4. hotograph? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's a 'hotograph'? Is that like a 'icture'?

    1. Re:hotograph? by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm, I always though this was a hotograph.

      Oops, nevermind - I thought you said hottiegraph.

    2. Re:hotograph? by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      No, no that is what they call pics of Natalie Portman.

    3. Re:hotograph? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      No, it's like an 'icture'

    4. Re:hotograph? by KewlPC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Duh, a hot-o-graph is a measure of how attractive a woman is. Which is why it's so weird that those hotographs are of a Speak & Spell.

      First there were the damn furries, and now there's a Speak & Spell fetish ;)

    5. Re:hotograph? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      They have lots of those at the Planet' Arium. Usually 'ictures of 'pace.

  5. Speak n' Spell glitches by skryche · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a Speak n' Spell when I was young. It eventually got whacked a few too many times and its database somehow scrambled:

    SnS: Now spell: "Erkngwhkfzgnkil".
    Me:[A] [P] [P] [L] [E] [Enter]
    SnS: Incorrect. Please try again.
    Me:[M] [O] [N] [K] [E] [Y] [Enter]
    SnS: Incorrect. Please try again.
    Me:[S] [T] [U] [P] [I] [D] [Enter]
    SnS: Incorrect. The correct spelling of "Erkngwhkfzgnkil" is: S A U C E R.

    It was great! Sadly, it sounds nothing like the "Random Noise" or "Glitch" mp3s. I'm disappointed.

    1. Re:Speak n' Spell glitches by glubbs · · Score: 1

      Do you still have it?

    2. Re:Speak n' Spell glitches by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      That sounds more like a speak and spell with a normal database :)

    3. Re:Speak n' Spell glitches by skryche · · Score: 1
      Do you still have it?

      Oh, man. I wish . (wistfully) It was so cool.

    4. Re:Speak n' Spell glitches by cabra771 · · Score: 1

      Ohhh, man... I use to have one that did something close to that when I was a kid. I have to stop coming back to this post because it's splitting my sides ( and everyone around me is starting to get worried about me just bursting out laughing every 5 minutes or so)

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    5. Re:Speak n' Spell glitches by thenightfly42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this was very easy to do. My friend had one, and we discovered that if you told to to access the auxiliary card (for more words), but didn't put a card into the slot, it would speak what we thought of as Martian. Good times.

    6. Re:Speak n' Spell glitches by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      I actually have a functional Speak n Spell (as well as the Speak n Math). I put batteries in them recently and was shocked that they worked. One of these days I need to see if the whole box of cartridges for them still work too :)

  6. Re:These guys have way too much time on their hand by jpsst34 · · Score: 2

    People who use this line are worried that their peers see them as slackers. They make an extra effort to let everyone know just how busy they are. You all know who you are. Now, I'm going to go spend some more of the extra time on my hands replying to /. posts.

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  7. All I can say is by Shamanin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...wow (and their was much rejoicing).

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    1. Re:All I can say is by Anonymous+Hack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anyone who's hung out on the Analogue Heaven or Synth-DIY mailing lists has known about these kind of mods for years (i'm talking mid-90s and earlier here).



      It is SO MUCH FUN to play with old sound-making gear and randomly bypass resistors and short chips just to see what will happen. I've broken one synth doing this randomly, after that i always bought schematics :-) But with schematics you can do All Sort Of Cool Shit. It doesn't really work with newer, "System On A Chip" kind of gear, but who cares - it's only the late 70s and early 80s stuff that you get at garage sales for $10 anyway. Even if you're not musical and just an EE head it's a ball to go in and connect shit up and make it go "wheeeeeee" "waaaarrgggghhhh" "w00t".


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  8. hotograph? by kirkb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tons of hotographs and MP3 samples included..

    My browser doesn't seem to have hotograph viewer support. Is that one of those new 3-D hologram thingies?

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  9. Too bad there's no good howto by geekguy · · Score: 1

    He has the schematics of what he put into the thing, and lots of pictures of the thing, but allas, no step by step hacking process, guess if people want there own they can figure it out.

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    1. Re:Too bad there's no good howto by Squiffy · · Score: 2

      Google "circuit bending". You'll find some howtos.

  10. Should've claimed SETI by seagar · · Score: 1

    The sounds are very odd/distorted/creepy to me (especially in the rythmic loops). Maybe this is actually an attempt to be contacted by aliens...I mean hey, E.T. had one of those....

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    1. Re:Should've claimed SETI by str8 · · Score: 1

      I think ET learned how to talk from it, or the other way around. They sound the same. Maybe aliens planted the technology so we could get use to the way they would sound... Hmmmm, where's my tinfoil hat?

      My other sig flys

    2. Re:Should've claimed SETI by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      what the heck is the deal with tinfoil Hats?

      Well, they got this one already. Anybody got a way to fix wetware once an alien technology has been used to bend its circuits?

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  11. what I dont get is..... by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What's the point??

    1. Re:what I dont get is..... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      SIMPLE, its the geek modo - I can so I will, i need no other reason -

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    2. Re:what I dont get is..... by glubbs · · Score: 1

      Have a listen to anything by Aphex Twin, Richard D. James, or Polygon Window. If I remember correctly (and I probably don't, at least, not exactly) he would rewire electronics and/or bash them on a hard surface in order to get *just* the sound he wanted. Oh, all three of those people are the same person.

    3. Re:what I dont get is..... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      Don't know why you got modded down...it's a good question. I listened to the samples and thought, "It sounds like a broken speak n spell"

    4. Re:what I dont get is..... by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 1
      I am not flamebait... I just want to know why!!

  12. MAME... by Tsali · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we MAME this one?

    Do I need an original Speak & Spell to apply the mod patch?

    Will the Speak & Spell manufacturer put a stop and desist order for mod chips?

    Will we? Will we?

    How long until we kill this invention?

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  13. Speak and Spell? WTF? by the_real_tigga · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just for those of you who are not old enough or, like me, not American enough to immediately understand what exactly is an Speak and Spell device which that guy modded, here some clarification (ripped from the first or second google hit):


    Plenty of toys become hits, but only a select few make history. One of the finest examples in the historical arena is Speak & Spell. Not only did this toy educate its users, it spoke to them using brand-new computer technology. Simply put, this toy managed to pack a computer's worth of top-flight technology into a plastic shell that was small enough to conveniently fit in a backpack. As a result, it became a favorite with kids and one of the most successful educational toys of all time.

    Texas Instruments, a company best known at the time for its calculators, introduced Speak & Spell in 1978. This electronic marvel was design to teach its users spelling skills with vocalized lessons. What made this toy impressive was that it pulled this off without using a tape recorder or other conventional recording device. Speak & Spell created convincing speech sounds through a method called digital speech synthesis. In other words, it used computerized circuits to create a replica of the human vocal tract that would synthetically "speak" words aloud when prompted. This was the first use of this kind of technology, making Speak & Spell a toy for the history books.

    Speak & Spell offered five different spelling games to occupy the user. For the most part, these games revolved around Speak & Spell's saying a word aloud for the user to spell. This was accomplished by punching in the proper combination of letters on the toy's alphabetical keypad. As each letter was pressed, Speak & Spell would say it aloud so the l'il speller could hear his choice. Other buttons allowed the user to hear a word repeated, retype the answer before entering it, or even receive a clue.

    Another nice thing about Speak & Spell was that its electronic brain could be expanded to keep up with its users as they grew older. Speak & Spell pulled this off through new learning modules--little cartridges inserted in the back of the machine that could add new words to the games to increase the level of learning up to an 8th grade level.

    Speak & Spell's unique combination of technology and fun made it an instant hit with kids. Its popularity with its target audience was given a further boost when a certain adorable alien used it to help him "phone home" in E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. Both parents and educators appreciated its value as a teaching tool, and their combined seals of approval made Speak & Spell a common sight in homes and schools alike. Its popularity also led to sequel electronic games for other areas of learning like Speak & Math and Speak & Read.

    Speak & Spells are not made today, but their popularity continues to live on. It has become a popular possession for Generation X adults who want to relive their youth, and musicians often sample Speak & Spell's vocal sounds to create trippy yet oddly familiar effects in their music. Having already outlived its own shelf life, there is no doubt that Speak & Spell will long occupy a place in the hearts of the grownups it once educated.

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    1. Re:Speak and Spell? WTF? by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Just for those of you who are not old enough or, like me, not American enough to immediately understand what exactly is an Speak and Spell...

      They were available outside the States. I remember seeing a TV commercial for it in England in the mid-80s. The funny part of the commercial was the word chosen...it went something like this

      S&S: Please spell "color."
      Kid: [punches in C-O-L-O-R]
      S&S: That is incorrect...try again.
      Kid: [punches in C-O-L-O-U-R]
      S&S: That is correct.

      They localized it for that market...IIRC, it spoke with a somewhat Brit accent. I don't know if it was sold in any non-English-speaking countries, though I'd think that the type of speech synthesis employed ought to work at least for most Western languages.

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    2. Re:Speak and Spell? WTF? by Jack+Greenbaum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It should be noted that the S&S was the first consumer application of a Digital Signal Processor (DSP chip). The most common application of DSPs today is the digital cell phone. Who would have thought that the S&S would lead to wireless access to prOn? -- Jack

    3. Re:Speak and Spell? WTF? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yep, *some* UK Speak'n'Spells had British accents. Very "RP" if I remember correctly. Oh, and as the parent post mentioned, the words *were* spelled correctly :-)

      The Speak'n'Maths didn't have a British accent though, and very early Speak'n'Spells had UK spelling but US voices...

      And let's not forget Depeche Mode, who called their first album "Speak'n'Spell"

    4. Re:Speak and Spell? WTF? by l.b.+noire · · Score: 1

      And let's not forget Kraftwerk who used the Speak & Spell on their "Computer World" album which practically gave birth to the techno genre.

    5. Re:Speak and Spell? WTF? by ianezz · · Score: 1
      I don't know if it was sold in any non-English-speaking countries

      FWIW, I clearly remember an italian version called "Grillo Parlante" (Talking Cricket).

      According to what's here, there were also a French and a German version.

  14. My Speak and Spell was taken away by DTC · · Score: 2, Funny

    of course, I didn't use it so much for spelling as I did to get it to pronounce dirty words :) This synth hack seems far more practical!

  15. It's a cat torture device by geekguy · · Score: 1

    Look on his second page of pictures, he has a few pictures of his cats, no hacked gadgets in sight, one is left to assume that he us useing this device to either torture the cat's ears or is useing mind controle from it to controle his cats.

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  16. Stephen Hawking, my spelling teacher by 6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I played with one of these when I was a girl. Later as an adult I heard a Steven Hawking lecture and my first thought was, "Oh My God, it's my first spelling teacher."

    I keep waiting for him to in the middle of some physics lecture or interview say, "spell Schwarzschild radius."

    1. Re:Stephen Hawking, my spelling teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I played with one of these when I was a girl.

      Speak & Spell tends to lose its charm after a sex change operation, doesn't it?

    2. Re:Stephen Hawking, my spelling teacher by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      If you use Galeon, and you use MS Times New Roman, smart quotes seem to work properly.

      Just sayin'.... Not like you should try it or anything...

  17. SASS by AKA+da+JET · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is a Speak & Spell simulator for Windows here if any of you want to relive those great S&S memories. :-P USA and British versions are available.

  18. Give them a few weeks.. by RatOfTheLab · · Score: 1

    .. then they'll have a beowulf cluster of case modded speak and spells. I hope I'm just being facetious but as someone else pointed out, they do seem to have a lot of time on their hands.

    1. Re:Give them a few weeks.. by certron · · Score: 1

      ".. then they'll have a beowulf cluster of case modded speak and spells. I hope I'm just being facetious but as someone else pointed out, they do seem to have a lot of time on their hands."

      Actually, that isn't really such an outlandish idea.

      Do a search for John Cage's "Imaginary Landscape #4" and then add in some computer-automation. This isn't really a very odd or unworkable idea. Hmmm....

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  19. Wasn't this done? by Drachemorder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't E.T. already do this twenty-some-odd years ago?

    1. Re:Wasn't this done? by McFly69 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No.. These guys did it without using an aluminum foil covered umbrella. Now thats progress!

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    2. Re:Wasn't this done? by razberry636 · · Score: 1
      Didn't E.T. already do this twenty-some-odd years ago?

      I just saw the re-release of E.T.. He actually modded a walkie talkie.

    3. Re:Wasn't this done? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you're joking. I know the loathsome re-release did some horrible things, but this...this is too much.

      Say it ain't so. Please. I'm beggin' ya.

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  20. Oooh by grundie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Today it was announced that a new toy product was lauched on to the market.

    "Speak and Tinnitus" is an updated version of the popular 1980's toy "Speak and Spell". Unlike the original which taugh kids how to spell. The new varsion gives children the condition known as Tinnitus, also known as ringing in the ears....

  21. Re:Oh, come on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shut up, Steve Jobs.

  22. Sure, this is kinda off topic.... by Rahga · · Score: 2

    ....but wow. I thought Bowie dead. Deader than JFK, as some would say.

    1. Re:Sure, this is kinda off topic.... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 2

      Almost.

      Broke, unemployed, and stuck in Tucson, yes..... dead? No.

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    2. Re:Sure, this is kinda off topic.... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1

      Celine Dion is deh greatest singar..in deh world!

      Psst.. You believe everything you see on the internet, large fat troll?

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  23. Hmm by Drath · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was thinking the other day that there weren't enough bad techno songs out there yet...

    1. Re:Hmm by Francis+Avila · · Score: 1

      Yes. While I admire his technical acumen, I fail to find the resulting noise very compelling...

  24. ...i like the sounds! by G-ROC · · Score: 1

    finally i know how alec empire made his hypermodern jazz - lp ;)

  25. Of all the things.... by MortisUmbra · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....you could have told me would be avaiable to me in the future ten years ago, a speak and spell I WANT, would blow my mind the most....

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  26. Old & Busted vs. New Hotness by Xeger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone want to submit a joint patent application for the hotograph? With a snazzy name like that, I bet we could sneak a real whizbanger past the patent inspectors. "Device and Method for Producing Intense Gonadal Discomfort" or something like that.

  27. More interesting examples... by agent+oranje · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Long ago, I came across Carrion Sound, which has been tweaking toys and instruments of today and yesterday into noise masterpieces. Mp3 examples are there, too. A bit more on the artistic-side, but many of his examples are quite impressive. And although many-a Speak-and-Spell were destroyed in this man's work, he destroyed many, many, many, many other things, too.

    Anyone who can turn a Pikachu doll into something even more disturbing should get a medal.

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  28. Also known as Circuit Bending by mediahacker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Common in the electronic music community - very fun stuff... Google for "circuit bending" and check out some of the sites.

  29. Sounds like... by Racher · · Score: 1

    The new aphex twin album to me. :P

  30. Critique of the Speak N Spell Music by larsoncc · · Score: 5, Funny

    IANATE (I am not a trained ear), but...

    Here's my take on the tracks presented:
    1. Slow Melodic - Between the deep "bong" noises (bong noises, indeed), you can hear the faint cry of an abused robotic child. They have tortured the soul of this Speak N Spell.

    2. Rhythmic Loops - This is almost too short to care.

    3. Loop N Pitch - This has an enjoyable mid-eighties video game flare to it. If I didn't know better, I'd think that this came from a mutilated Atari.

    4. Slow Loop N Pitch - It's the same as #3.

    5. Rythmic Loop 4 - Is neither. It sounds like an abused telegraph.

    6. Glitch Pitch - probably the most interesting of the collection, I'd imagine that this is similar to a robotic death.

    7. Rythmic Loop 1 - This track has the annoying qualities of an alarm clock coupled with the repetative nature of your boss. Not recommended for those with heart conditions.

    8. Random Noise - Sounds EXACTLY like the intro to Metroid Prime. It's scary.

    9. Glitch - Sucks. Nuff said.

    10, Rythmic Loop 2 - is the closest thing to outputting something worthy. This has coffee edge with 9-volt-battery-on-toungue power.

    11. Loop w / Randomize - I think this is the sound my bathtub makes when emptied.

    12. Distortion - SATAN has possessed the Speak N Spell. It's actually pronouncing things - but in this case, at best, it sounds like a smoker that has a tube cut in their throats.

    My end analysis:

    WHAT DID THESE TOYS EVER DO TO YOU, MAN?!? Poor things.

  31. How long before the DMCA kicks in by Anonymous+Butthead · · Score: 1

    He circumventing a digital device! How long until the company claims a DMCA infringement?

    Seriously though, if the copyrights are still held, we are getting to ap oint when even doing hacks on devices we own will get us in jail. Hmmm, time to turn my gamebot into a robot controller, oh wait... nevermind

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  32. Speak and wha..? by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
    Krusty: Shitzu

    S...H...I...

    awww... look at 'im.

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  33. Pull the string, owe the RIAA 10 cents by Synithium · · Score: 1

    *ziiip* Can you spell copyright infringement?

  34. Here's two other sites about modding S&S and o by sup4hleet · · Score: 4, Informative

    Alien Devices
    Anti-theory

    Both sites are way cooler than the story's link and have sound samples and howto guides on circuit bending. Enjoy!

  35. Bleep Beep Boop! by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wrong. The correct spelling of photograph is p-h-o-t-o-g-r-a-p-h.

    Now spell...

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  36. Hmmm. by mkaltner · · Score: 1

    Bizzare, Live Performances, Membranes, Joysticks and ... Hoto Graphs?
    And the inventors name is what? Pete Casper?
    I don't know, but this sounds pretty gay to me.

  37. Oh no... by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 1

    ...now Casper Electronics is going to get sued by Texas Instruments under the DMCA!

  38. The label says "Goatse Inside" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Don't click on it, fools. Always read your status bar.

  39. Surrond Sound... by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    Is it network compatable so I can interlink them for Surrond sound?

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  40. WTF?? by Eagle7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps I am too much of a bottom-feeder to recognize the value in this, but does anyone think that those MP3s sound like complete shit? I was expecting to hear the thing rapping the Random House Children's Dictionary, and instead it sounds like a SnS having a seizure. Hell, I used to do *that* when I was a kid by hitting the damn thing really hard.

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    1. Re:WTF?? by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      Just because its not 4/4 with bass on 1&3 and snare on 2&4 doesn't mean that its not rhythmic.

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  41. Hotograph plug-in by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    I'd send you the plug-in, but I downloaded it off of KaZaA and ended up getting that damned RIAA worm. ;-)

    -Cybrex

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  42. Re:what? by Ageless · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't think hacking a 30 year old electronic toy to make "music" is News for Nerds?

  43. E.T. called home with a Speak'n'Spell by peter303 · · Score: 2

    He hacked one in the movie E.T. the Extraterestrial in 1982 in order to call home. I took the E.T. ride at Universal a few weeks ago where there were some S&S.

  44. The Loop 'n Pitch by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    He's got the Loop 'n Pitch, now if he can just get the "Loop 'n Bitch", I can replace 98% of the people in my life with a Speak & Spell!

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  45. Has anyone else noticed... by labratuk · · Score: 2

    ...that all the speak & spells on ebay with a 'buy it now' option have all _just_ been bought in the last few minutes?

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  46. Charlie Clouser by mcc · · Score: 2

    Can't really look too much at the linked site right now (no sound on the computer i'm at at the moment), but if this interests you:

    You may also be interested in the hacking Charlie Clouser (you'd know him from Nine Inch Nails) did to his speak and spell (see partway down the page).

  47. Still make stuff like it by WinterSolstice · · Score: 3, Funny
    The "Learning Books" series are pretty similar. The one my son has makes the "h" sound like CB static.

    Especially funny since he actually pronounced it that way until we corrected him. Never let a child use one of these things unsupervised!

    -WS

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    An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
  48. Didn't ET hack a speak 'n spell? by geekee · · Score: 1, Troll

    Didn't ET hack a speak 'n spell to phone home? Good thing the DMCA wasn't around then. He might be sitting in prison now for the mods.

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  49. Quick! by jerkychew · · Score: 1

    Somebody call Trent Reznor!

  50. Why? by _Neurotic · · Score: 2

    I don't mean to downplay the effort that goes into something like this but am I the only one that thinks the results sound like, well, crap?

    Sure, sure it's kinda cool that it can be done but let's be honest, does this really mean that it should be done?

  51. I've heard this somewhere before by mahler3 · · Score: 1
    Does "Slow Loop 'n Pitch" remind anyone else of Terry Kath doing Free Form Guitar? (Which is to ask, are there any other geezers on /.? ;-)

    Also, "Random Noise" sounds suspiciously like he dumped the ROM contents straight to the DAC. Some 20 years ago, I did exactly that with my Trash80 Color Computer, with similar results.

    Spell nostalgia.

  52. Re:what? by Maserati · · Score: 1

    Turn in your pocket protector and get a haircut.

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  53. Wanna know what a Hotograph is? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    It's from Japan. It's similar to a photograph, only you read it from right to left.

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    "Derp de derp."
  54. Why havent... by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

    Why havent they been slashdotted yet? They have downloadable snippets and they're still up? Damn.

  55. Let's all chip in... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2

    ...to buy an unmodified Speak & Spell for our Taco friend.

  56. Testing by GordoSlasher · · Score: 1

    Way back in 1980 I interviewed with Texas Instruments. One interviewer had been involved in testing the Speak and Spell. He told me during testing they used lots of dirty words, and everyone hoped the test code never leaked to the public.

  57. IIRC... by shepd · · Score: 1

    You can/could buy an IC from National Semiconductor that would do the same type of speech synthesis as the Speak 'n Spell did...

    If only I could remember the part number. Oh well. I'm sure some smart cookie here will look it up and save the day!

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    If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  58. Sure that's not Radiohead? by AxelTorvalds · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I could have sworn I heard some of those loops on Amnesiac somewhere.

    1. Re:Sure that's not Radiohead? by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      Nah, most of the weird loops you hear from radiohead come from things like the RS integrator analog synth (used in idioteque), the korg chaoss pad (everything in its right place), or any of their array of guitar pedals (in particular the Digitech WhammyWah and the Line6 DL4 delay modeller).

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    2. Re:Sure that's not Radiohead? by labratuk · · Score: 1

      You're generally right about when they did it live, but for the actual album I think they were mostly done in protools and little hacks on their powerbooks. I think Thom created some mad things on his Titanium G4.

      But when it came to doing it live they had to find ways of re-realising those sounds. But I don't know. Who really does know? It's a bit of a mystery and I think everyone kinda likes that.

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  59. I want an ET hack! by milktoastman · · Score: 1

    I want a hack that converts the speak and spell to an interstellar communicator that talks to brown, sexless, slimy but cuddly aliens.

  60. I made some sounds like this by Squiffy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Go to my web page. I wanked a S&S and got several minutes of that kind of trippy stuff. I recorded it to hard drive using a nice DAC. It's in my "Work" page. In my "Links" page you'll find links to a couple more web sites that do stuff like this.

    1. Re:I made some sounds like this by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Sweet. IIRC when I had one of these as a kid (after I mastered it), if I squeezed it a certain way near the module that plugs in, I could get it to act up. They looked tough but were actually kinda delicate.

    2. Re:I made some sounds like this by Squiffy · · Score: 1

      Of course I used an ADC, not a DAC. Duh.

  61. But... by skermit · · Score: 1

    Can it phone home if I attach some twine and a couple tin-cans to it?

    -Super Kermit

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  62. stupid gnomes by Jrod5000+at+RPI · · Score: 1

    1) hack speak & and sell for fun
    2) ???
    3) profit!!

  63. Funny, I thought he said hodograph... by groove10 · · Score: 1

    Silly me and my lousy mechanical engineering degree. I was thinking to myself, "why does this guy have diagrams of deformation and motion on his website about the Speeak&Spell?" Oh, you mean he forgot the P on Photograph? Gotta get outta school for a while...

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  64. Better than MAME by freeweed · · Score: 1

    SASS

    Speak & Spell simulator. It's pretty cool, was based on the UK model so it has a noticably 'brit' accent :)

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  65. NO PLEASE GOD NO... More interesting examples... by HeX314 · · Score: 1

    A medal? How about a gunshot to the head?

    There's nothing worse than pikachu. Except maybe... no. Nothing.

  66. Speak & Spell as an instrument by bkhl · · Score: 1

    I've been using on for making music. If you want to, you can check it out at my home page.

  67. You people must not be paying attention by cenobita · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a little shocked this kind of thing is considered news. That aside, there are certainly better sites to bring up the topic.

    I've never heard it referred to as "hacking" (though I suppose it's quite appropriate) or case modding, but circuit bending toy keyboards has been commonplace for years, particularly in experimental music. Noteworthy circuit-benders include Not Breathing, Skincage, Dead Voices On Air, Chris and Cosey, and manymanymany others. I'm even picking up the tools to start doing it, likely for tweaking the hell out of a speak and music.

    Anyway. For people more interested in the nitty-gritty elements of this, rather than this lacking article, check out the following:

    http://www.anti-theory.com/soundart/circuitbend - reed ghazala's excellent circuit-bending tutorials.

    http://www.anti-theory.com/mainpage - anti-theory workshops.

    http://www.oddmusic.com - lots of bizarre and exotic instruments, plus a special gallery of circuit-bent toys. most instruments have sound samples available.

    http://www.acmeengineering.net/obnoxicator.html - well, it's not a toy keyboard..but who could resist a modified megaphone outfitted with fx pedals? loooove the obnoxicator.

    http://www.carrionsound.com - dave wright/not breathing's site o' circuit bending goodness. plenty of sounds, pictures, and other happy things.

    A little more meat next time, eh guys?

    1. Re:You people must not be paying attention by cenobita · · Score: 1

      Just to note, I hadn't meant any offense to you, Pete. I just felt that for the content being put forth, the aforementioned sites would serve as a much more educational way of looking into circuit bending, rather than just, "oh, weird instruments. those look neat"

      Like you, however, I am also obsessed. By recontextualizing existing objects and instruments, we're able to harness some very interesting and unique sounds. Overall, I think it's a concept that's been largely ignored by the masses, and in many ways, that's very unfortunate.

  68. Speak & Math by servasius_jr · · Score: 1
    I had heard once that the USSR used to import Speak & Maths in the early '80s to use the chips on their ICBMs


    Can anybody out there shed any light on this, or is it just some urban legend?

    1. Re:Speak & Math by Mercuria · · Score: 1

      I've never heard that one, but I'm certain you can use something similar to make an AI for a robot...

      http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010211

      THE BREAD SAYS TOOOOAAASST!

  69. I hate you. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    Now I must go and buy CDs.

  70. And here's the guy who started it all... by Slouchy-a-go-go · · Score: 1

    Q. Reed Ghazala. Speak 'n Spells, Math 'n Spells, crazy instruments designed to mimic all possible insect sounds... and so much more. The man is a genius and only charges Bench Rate to build one for you (or, at least he used to)! He's from Ohio! He's had his works in the Whitney in NYC!

    http://www.oddmusic.com/illogic/

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    1. Re:And here's the guy who started it all... by chowbok · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it... Ghazala's been doing this for years. Here's his main page.

  71. New Radiohead Album by Rouven · · Score: 1

    Great. If Thom Yorke got his hands on those MP3s, we can expect "Kid B" to consist of nothing but modified Speak&Spell sounds.

  72. Uhm..... by Naginata · · Score: 1

    So there's these odd bleeps and hisses, and everybody really likes it? Well then there must be a ton of Aphex Twin fans here.

  73. Nintendo Teenage Robots by HumanXX · · Score: 1

    Our lord and master that is Alec Empire (Atari Teenage Riot fame) made a nice release a few years ago on the Digital Hardcore label. This involved butchering a gameboy and seeing what sound he could get it to make. If only more gameboy games sounded like some of the stuff created there.

  74. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  75. Check out carrionsound by JK+Flip+Flop · · Score: 1

    This guy has been doing these mods for a few years now. He has lots of nice pics on his site. http://www.carrionsound.com/mod.htm No, it aint my site.

  76. Speak & Math by ghotiboy · · Score: 1

    I guess he is going to do Speak & Math next! Woohoo! I thought I was the only kid on the planet who ever had one of these. Plus, it sucked more simply because it had a membrane keypad rather than the nice push-button-type-thingies. These things so infiltrated my inner being that I sometimes still quote S&S: "You are RIGHT! Next, try..."

    What great memories, I think!

  77. Don't Tell Aphex Twin by pulski · · Score: 1

    They seem to make enough of this crazy noise on their own without the help of a Speak and Spell.

  78. These have been around for years. by ianjk · · Score: 1

    I have friends that have been modding speak & spells for quite a few years now. Basically the same stuff, some more advanced.

  79. This... by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    I mean eh... this is obviously R2D2 screaming "Let me the hell out of this machine!".

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  80. Speak and what? by IdahoEv · · Score: 1
    Have you read the site? Sheesh. Methinks this guy needs to keep at least one of the poor speak-and-spells in its original state ... and make use of it ...

    From "schematic.htm":


    This mod has 3 controls; on/off, course tune and fine tune.

    Many of the glitched sounds that the speakandXs make are atleast referencial to its original use

    These three mods have a veriety of effects.

    it activates a programm that makes sound

    pushbutton pitch controll and volume gate

    These controlls are basically the same


    And so on..
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  81. DMCA by HenryWirz · · Score: 1

    I'm taking bets on how long before the DMCA is invoked against him!

  82. Electronica pioneers Kraftwerk used one by chiph · · Score: 1

    ...on their "Computer World" album. The tones heard at the start of "Home Computer" are from the TI Speak & Spell game.

    Chip H.

  83. Data Rape by nightfallsonhoboken · · Score: 1

    There is an album by Experimental Audio Research (Sonic Book in his post-Spacemen 3 days) that came out in 2000, called Data Rape - composed and performed entirely on circuit-bent Speak and Spells. I had the chance to see Mr. Boom on his tour in Pittsburgh that year, but didn't stay through too much of the performance, unfortunately. As I recall, the machines were modified by somebody else and not by Sonic Boom (anybody have that information?).

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  84. Re:It's called circuit bending... by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 1
    Be that as it may, Why a speak and spell? Just cause he could?