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HMS Beagle (Possibly) Found

With the Beagle 2 lander lost on Mars, good Beagle-related news has been lacking, until now. British paper The Observer is reporting that the original HMS Beagle, the ship Darwin travelled on during his famous voyage, may have been found. Marine archeologists believe they have found the ship, which has been resting at the bottom of some Essex marshes for the last century.

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  1. 1 down, 1 to go. by lostchicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we just need to find the other Beagle. Wouldn't it be great if we found that one at the bottom of some ocean?

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    1. Re:1 down, 1 to go. by BCSEiny · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I read this I thought someone found snoopy.

    2. Re:1 down, 1 to go. by essreenim · · Score: 1

      Yes, Essex people would be smart enuf to have found it already... ..NOT

    3. Re:1 down, 1 to go. by MikeDX · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I first read this I was still in monday morning mode and thought it meant that the Beagle2 mars ship was found at the bottom of some ocean and then I started to think about some weirdo time travel thing that had gone on. Alas it was just some boring old Darwin thing on some journey nobody cared about ;)

    4. Re:1 down, 1 to go. by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 1

      The slow side of me thought for a second we'd find the other Beagle in the same ocean as the HMS Beagle. At which point my first thought was, "Well, I wonder how it found its way from the TV studio to there..."

    5. Re:1 down, 1 to go. by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      When I first read this I was still in monday morning mode and thought it meant that the Beagle2 mars ship was found at the bottom of some ocean and then I started to think about some weirdo time travel thing that had gone on.

      You're confusing real life with Michael Crichton's book, Sphere. Have some coffee and don't stay up so late reading next time. You'll be okay.

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  2. 9 out of 10 readers' reactions by J.+Jacques · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hooray! Oh. Wait. Crap."

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    1. Re:9 out of 10 readers' reactions by benlinkknilneb · · Score: 3, Funny

      The last reader's reaction?

      "We lost it?"

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    2. Re:9 out of 10 readers' reactions by beerits · · Score: 1

      Great somebody found my dog!

  3. Other famous Beagles in the news by joshua404 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Snoopy was found dead in a Vegas hotel room, at the bottom of the tub. CSI Gil Grissom suspects foul play as several small, yellow feathers were found at the scene.

    1. Re:Other famous Beagles in the news by s.d. · · Score: 5, Funny

      CSI Gil Grissom suspects foul play as several small, yellow feathers were found at the scene.

      You meant fowl play, right?

    2. Re:Other famous Beagles in the news by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If you're going to do, it, do it right! There's a canonical form, which I'll demonstrate (it should be available at Wikipedia except some troll changed it; I'll fix it tonight) :

      Sad news ... Snoopy, dead at 54

      I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Comic strip beagle/World War I flying ace Snoopy was found dead in his doghouse this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.


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    3. Re:Other famous Beagles in the news by unitron · · Score: 1
      "...was found dead in his doghouse..."

      Shouldn't that be on top of his doghouse?

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  4. 134 years to find by TasosF · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and it was on this planet.

    1. Re:134 years to find by Schemat1c · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know, this is flaimbait, but I thought it was relevant to the general conversation for you liberal, anti-war zealots out there who actually believe the theory of evolution.

      I have only one word for people who refuse to accept evolution.

      Dinosaur.

      Thank you. Good night.

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    2. Re:134 years to find by ho1ywind · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe mars is a smaller planet. It's the 4th one from the left not counting the big firey object.

    3. Re:134 years to find by tds67 · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...and it was on this planet.

      Everyone had been looking where the light was better until recently.

    4. Re:134 years to find by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somehow, I have trouble applying the concept of 'left' to an elliptical orbit.

    5. Re:134 years to find by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      So, did God create evolution and if so, is the HMS Beagle a ridiculous liberal myth? ;-)

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    6. Re:134 years to find by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      I have another.

      Babelfish.

      Thank you. Good night.

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    7. Re:134 years to find by theguru · · Score: 5, Funny

      I never understood this attitude. Ok, the Bible is supposed to be God's word, but written through man. Man is stupid and doesn't have the capacity to understand the vastness of the universe, so God had to dumb a lot of things down.
      GOD: "Ok, so there are these things called atoms.. they're really small and.."
      MAN: "Wait ummm Lord. Did you say Adam?"
      GOD: "Sigh.. ok, yeah. There was this guy named Adam..."

    8. Re:134 years to find by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that all those 900# astrologers on late night TV aren't frauds after all?

    9. Re:134 years to find by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      Your statement assumes that god, in all of his supposed infinite wisdom and power, could not find a way to implant his wisdom into another person (one created in his image, no less.)

      Essentially, you are limiting the power of a supposedly limitless god.

    10. Re:134 years to find by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Or the following could be true:

      "Wherefore, no man can behold all my works, except he behold all my glory; and no man can behold all my glory, and afterwards remain in the flesh on the earth."

      Moses 1:5

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    11. Re:134 years to find by bhsurfer · · Score: 2, Funny
      let's put it in the smithsonian, right next to noah's ark.... they do have noah's ark, don't they?

      this statement is, of course, arkasm. (you wouldn't hit a guy for making a bad pun, would you?)

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    12. Re:134 years to find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      www.evilbible.com rocks. Here is a sampling of the sort of stuff that man is able to understand:

      They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife!

      or

      he LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.

      Long winded explanations of quantum mechanics wouldn't be as good at convincing people you are the one true rocking God!

    13. Re:134 years to find by MonkeyDluffy · · Score: 2, Informative
      one reference of use if you were to honestly explore the creation in the context of science:

      http://www.icr.org

      The institute for creation research (icr) is a place that has nothing to do with science. They just try to claim they do. I suggest the talk.origons website as a better reference for the creation/evolution debate.

      -MDL

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    14. Re:134 years to find by MonkeyDluffy · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I misspelled origins! The correct link is: The talk.origins website .

      -MDL

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    15. Re:134 years to find by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      Allow me to one up you: clicka

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    16. Re:134 years to find by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      Sorry; it would seem that some humour is too subtle for /.

      I know, I know, I must be new here.

    17. Re:134 years to find by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Sorry; it would seem that some humour is too subtle for /."

      Is the 'subtle joke' that you didn't RTFL? In that case, you're right, it was quite humorous.

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    18. Re:134 years to find by RazorsKiss · · Score: 1
      The institute for creation research (icr) is a place that has nothing to do with science. They just try to claim they do.
      Physical scientists Biological Scientists Why would you say they have nothing to do with science? And, as a side note: ICR is listed ON talk.origins as a leading creation proponent - so that just doesn't add up, somehow. If you want someone who will debate you anytime, anywhere - and will give you 250,000 dollars for proving empirically that evolution happened - I suggest you look up Doctor Dino - aka Ken Hovind. Frequenting talk.origins, you've most likely run across him many many times, so you should know he really will debate the issue seriously and effectively. So if you're serious, and not just trolling - take him up on his offer.
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    19. Re:134 years to find by Benwick · · Score: 1

      And from Bill Hicks' grave a hand thrusts, through the layer of mud, into the air...

    20. Re:134 years to find by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      It always amazes me how a discussion of evolution inevitably degrades into a discussion of god and the creation of life.

      Remember Darwin's book was titled 'Origin of Species' not 'Origin of Life'. We know from the fossil and geological record that things used to be much simpler on Earth and over a LOT(more than 5000 years) of time slowly developed more and more complexity. This goes for everything, not just life. These things we do know and can have scientific certainty about.

      Is this all a random process or the result of a higher intelligence? I like to believe the latter but that's not something that can be proved or disproved. For know we should stick with what we know and stop trying to convince each other that our beliefs are the correct ones. It sure would stop a lot of wars.

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    21. Re:134 years to find by epsilon_alpha · · Score: 1

      And I have one word for you. (Well, link if you want to get technical.) http://www.icr.org/pubs/imp/imp-241.htm Read it. You're welcome.

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    22. Re:134 years to find by MonkeyDluffy · · Score: 1
      Why would you say they have nothing to do with science?

      Just because someone claims to be scientific doesn't mean that they are scientific. And for creationism to be taken as science, they have to provide a scientific theory of creationism. And so far, they have not done it. Even the proponents of "Intellegent Design" (which is just a rehash of creationism) admit that they do not have a scientific theory.

      If you want someone who will debate you anytime, anywhere - and will give you 250,000 dollars for proving empirically that evolution happened - I suggest you look up Doctor Dino - aka Ken Hovind

      People have tried to collect on it, but he won't even follow his own rules. For example, here is an example:

      I emailed him and pointed out that his offer makes it plain that he will submit the proofs to a panel, not judge them himself. I asked him to so submit them. He wrote back that he had lost the proofs! I submitted more to him from the same source together with a reference to a web article from the BBC (UK) site that mentioned evolution in mosquitoes existing in the London underground railway. I told Hovind that these were to be submitted to his panel, and that I needed to know the names of the panel so that I could judge their impartiality and qualifications for myself. A year later, I am still waiting for even one name from his purported "panel." The only response I got other than Hovind's snide and childish comments was from some guy who completely ignored the proofs, preached incessantly to me, and rambled on inanely about his own plant breeding experiments.

      And even if he decides that someone has won the challenge, it is doubtful that he has the resources to pay - after all, he declared bankruptcy in 1996 after the IRS reposessed his property (and Hovind claimed that he had no income).

      -MDL

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    23. Re:134 years to find by RazorsKiss · · Score: 1

      I'll look into your claims and get back to you.

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    24. Re:134 years to find by conan776 · · Score: 1

      no, no. The ark is in that government warehouse after Indy rescued it from the Nazis.

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    25. Re:134 years to find by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I really enjoy theology (disclaimer: I'm an atheist), it's an interesting formal system like Euclidean geometry or the propositional calculus, only less rigorous and with less applicability to the real world.

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    26. Re:134 years to find by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      So that's what happens when you "enter the light" ;}

    27. Re:134 years to find by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > There are some things (both good and evil) are unexplainable even by science unless the context of God, and the spiritual dimension are considered.

      Can you name a few of these?

  5. However... by FarmerDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's *still* not responding to signals.

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  6. Darwinism in action... by buck09 · · Score: 1

    Spirit was obviously the alpha rover, since it survived and Beagle 2 did not. How appropriate!

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    1. Re:Darwinism in action... by coyotedata · · Score: 1

      Beagle 2 was Beta rover

  7. So what went wrong? by CaptainAlbert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hang on. If European engineering can produce something that will survive 150 years in Essex, landing a buggy on Mars should be peanuts in comparison. What went wrong?

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    1. Re:So what went wrong? by Mdalek · · Score: 5, Funny


      Hang on. If European engineering can produce something that will survive 150 years in Essex, landing a buggy on Mars should be peanuts in comparison. What went wrong?

      Both were British made.

    2. Re:So what went wrong? by tobe · · Score: 5, Funny

      They left it standing for a couple of days.. radio went, tires got nicked, seats were stripped, fairings and engine were scavenged and then the whole thing was set alight and sank 'cause the bricks it was jacked up on couldn't spread the weight well enough on that boggy ground..

    3. Re:So what went wrong? by rastachops · · Score: 1

      Hah, that doesn't say much for the USA then ;)

    4. Re:So what went wrong? by eyeye · · Score: 1

      But buggies have wheels, the essex lads would have removed them within a few minutes.

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    5. Re:So what went wrong? by Tassach · · Score: 1
      They just don't make them like they used to.

      <oldfart>
      You call that a ship? Hah, back in my day we built ships so good you could put it in a swamp for 150 years and it would still hold together. </oldfart>

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    6. Re:So what went wrong? by kitzilla · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lucas electrical systems. They were a bitch in my MG, too.

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    7. Re:So what went wrong? by El · · Score: 1

      Ah yes... why do the English drink warm beer? Refrigeration by Lucas!

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    8. Re:So what went wrong? by MaxiCat_42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      English beer has a reasonable taste - try drinking warm Budweiser.

      Phil.

    9. Re:So what went wrong? by Tassach · · Score: 1

      (Warm) English beer has a reasonable taste because it is actually beer. The beverage known as "Budweiser" is not beer -- it's barley soda. Some people say it's rat piss, but that's provably wrong -- rat piss flouresces under a black light, Bud doesn't.

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    10. Re:So what went wrong? by HonkyLips · · Score: 1

      From Home Improvement: "It's British! They built fighter planes out of wood!"

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    11. Re:So what went wrong? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Lucas electrical systems. They were a bitch in my MG, too.

      Lucas?
      "Meesa no startin' today. Beega sparkin' unda meesa hood!"

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    12. Re:So what went wrong? by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      Ha! Lucas: stranding intrepid travelers worldwide.

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  8. I wonder... by somethinghollow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently the ship has undergone some sort of specialization to allow it to be a marsh-submarine instead of its original function of water-floater. This is truly an acomplishment for Darwinian evolution.

    Soon, I'm sure examples such as this will crop up all over, as ships start to pass on their abilities to survive under marshes to their offspring.

    1. Re:I wonder... by morleron · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the mating rite looks like and how long the gestation period is.

      Just my $.02,
      Ron

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  9. What the hell was... by FooGoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Darwin doing on Mars? Wait a second...did he come back from the Galopagos via the Bermuda Triangle? I think we may have solved the mystery of all the crap that goes missing down there.

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    1. Re:What the hell was... by millahtime · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Mars Rovers will stumble accross some missing ships from the Burmuda Triangle.

    2. Re:What the hell was... by ehiris · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think we may have solved the mystery of all the crap that goes missing down there.

      That "mystery" has already been solved. Statistically there are less ships and aircrafts gone missing there then in other regions of the Atlantic. For example the Atlantic is a lot more dangerous close to the Spanish coast.

    3. Re:What the hell was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      >For example the Atlantic is a lot more dangerous close to the Spanish coast.

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    4. Re:What the hell was... by Vargasan · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll stumble across your missing spelling checker.

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    5. Re:What the hell was... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Yep, and then NASA will start building interplanetary boats that suddenly shoot up into the air due to poor design and tolerances.

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    6. Re:What the hell was... by Tassach · · Score: 5, Insightful
      There you go trying to bring facts into it again. People don't want to be told the real facts, they want to be told pleasant lies which support their preconcieved notions.

      If people were swayed by facts, or were even capable of recognizing them, superstition would have died centuries ago and most politicians would be unsuccessfully trying to sell used cars instead of feeding at the public trough.

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    7. Re:What the hell was... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "For example the Atlantic is a lot more dangerous close to the Spanish coast."

      Now that you mention it, I don't recall hearing about anybody losing a nuclear weapon in the Bermuda Triangle...

    8. Re:What the hell was... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      So, true. If people were swayed by facts, things like Haldane's Dilemna and irreducible complexity wouldn't be swept under the rug.

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    9. Re:What the hell was... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      So, true. If people were swayed by facts, things like Haldane's Dilemna and irreducible complexity wouldn't be swept under the rug.

      Haldane's Dilemma and irreducable complexity aren't so much swept under the rug as they are put back on the toy shelf next to geocentrism and the flat earth.

    10. Re:What the hell was... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Maybe they'll stumble across your missing spelling checker.

      Maybe you'll shut up because no one cares that he accidentally hit 'c' twice.

  10. By now it has evolved... by rqqrtnb · · Score: 1, Funny

    into a higher form of ooze.

  11. Any of Darmins stuff on board by millahtime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "who knows what remnants of Darwin's trip may still lie down there"

    I doubt there will be anything of Darwins on board. It did many things after his travels in it and was eventualy stripped down by someone else. It's like getting a used car with several owners before you. Will you really find anything worth wild from the first owner. Maybe an old green fry in the seat. Who wants that.

    1. Re:Any of Darmins stuff on board by katarac · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know, I once heard of someone buying Jo(h)n Voight's old car and finding a pencil with his bite marks on it.

    2. Re:Any of Darmins stuff on board by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that a Seinfeld episode?

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  12. Re:I wonder.. by sbennett · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, after Darwin travelled on it, it went through a long period as a coastguard ship, and then was moored in a river and used as a houseboat and customs vessel for several more years. So it's quite likely there won't be much evidence left from Darwin's voyages.

  13. Fun Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It (the HMS Beagle) used to have a huge bank of guns, but they were gutted and replaced with diagnostic equipment.

    Make science, not war!

    1. Re:Fun Fact by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It (the HMS Beagle) used to have a huge bank of guns, but they were gutted and replaced with diagnostic equipment. Make science, not war!

      Bah, just look where THAT got it. Under 12 feet of mud at the bottom of a marsh.

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    2. Re:Fun Fact by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Bah, just look where THAT got it. Under 12 feet of mud at the bottom of a marsh.
      Yeah. If it still had the guns, it'd show that marsh who's boss. Laws of physics be damned!
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  14. Re:Too bad... by rqqrtnb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope you are joking. Your post is the intellectual summation of 2000 years of fear of the truth. Not saying that Darwin is the end-all-be-all truth, however, it is and always has been the fundemantal Christian's way to hide the eyes and lash out at anything that doesn't support the ultimate in tall tales and outlandish theories.

    Darwinism has been studied relentlessly by thousands of teams of scientists and skeptics. No one has yet been able to prove it wrong. Quite the contrary, actually; most times evidence is dicovered to support the theory of evolution. I have yet to see a scientist prove that the Red Sea was parted or the burning bush spoke or the bones of the whale that Jonah lived in for 3 days and nights were found.

    Religion is necessary bullshit. Nothing more.

  15. Answer the question we're all asking already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there any evidence of life in Essex?

    1. Re:Answer the question we're all asking already! by leenoble_uk · · Score: 1
      Yes, here it is.

      All these worlds are yours with the exception of Essex. Never go there.

    2. Re:Answer the question we're all asking already! by billimad · · Score: 1

      you might appreciate this also.

    3. Re:Answer the question we're all asking already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Essex girl Waynes

      An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

      "How many children?" asks the council worker.

      "Ten" replies the Essex girl.

      "Ten?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"

      "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, and Wayne"

      "Doesn't that get confusing?"

      "Naah..." says the Essex girl, "it's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

      "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.

      "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

  16. Evolutionist propaganda by CausticWindow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any right thinking Christian in this country knows that the whole Beagle voyage was a scam. There was no Beagle, Darwin was a heretic ponce at best, 'evilution' (sick) is self masturbation by atheists.

    There can only be one nation under God. And if gays are allowed to marry, we might start a backwards evolution into snails and other amoral beings.

    Thank you, amen and God bless America, Christian science and the GOP.

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    1. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      /feeding troll/

      funny, thought I'd never see "christian science" and "thinking" in the same post.
      If evolution is true, how did all non flying animals get to Australia? How is it that we have *Millions* of species of insects? How did Noah use pitch to seal the ark when pitch wasn't invented 'till hundreds of years later? Were dinosaurs on the ark? How do we have billions of people on the Earth now when we started with only six (on the ark) about six thousand years ago(according to the Bible (do the math, it doesn't work AND the gene pool would be waaay to small to keep a large population viable. Incest, anyone?) Evolution is both Fact and Theory...creationism is neither.
      you should stick with the facts, but that would destroy your beliefs. Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
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      Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
      "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it with religious conviction." --Blaise Pascal
      No sex education + prayer in schools = pray you're not pregnant
      "That's the problem with religion: you beat your way past the clerics, fight your way through the demons, stand before the holy of holies, and when you rip away the veil, there's nothing there but a mirror." --Owen Rowley ...anyway, put you faith aside for few moments and think, you'll be amazed. /end troll feeding/

    2. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by m_maximus · · Score: 1

      A witty saying proves nothing --Voltaire Sorry, but I had to say it.

      --
      I have a solution but you're not going to like it. (Something I say far too forten to my boss)
    3. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Zapdos · · Score: 1

      Random mutations are referred to as birth defects. I have never heard of birth enhancements.

    4. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      There is more chance of a random mutation being harmful, but there is always a chance it will be benifical. For example, I know someone who was born with an extra kidney, that's certainly not a defect, is it?

    5. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Zapdos · · Score: 1

      Random is just that, random. This would allow for de-evolution as well. In fact it is easier to prove de-evolution than to prove evolution.

    6. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      What you're referring to is known as Haldane's dilemna. It's been conveniently swept under the rug because it basically states that taking the drag of unfavorable mutations on evolution into account, the earth is only about a tenth as old as it needs to be for life to have evolved to its current levels.

      Since even the most liberal interpretations of radiolgic and geologic dating can't get the Earth anywhere near 40 billion years old, this evolutionary headache, like many others, has been wilfully ignored.

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      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    7. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      If you go head over heels to save every defective being born, then because of the higher ratio of negative mutations over positive ones you get deevolution. Exactly what we see now - the number of people with diabetes and various other genetic disorders grows, because the selection factors that would kill the carrier of the faulty genes before s/he can reach maturity and pass them to offsprings are offset by the advancements of medicine. (And then more advancements come, with promise of directly correcting such damages, and the same groups that are so vocal about caring about carriers of damaged genes get loud about how it's bad to even think about touching the Holy Genome. Weird...)

    8. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure some people are born without an appendix, for example. Or how about those women who have a mutation that gives them extra color sensitivity?

      Tim

      --
      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    9. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      If a mutation is bad, the lifeform will usually die before passing on it's genes, or at least won't have as many offspring as an unmutated lifeform. That is the whole point of evolution - survival of the fittest. I suggest you learn something about a topic before trying to argue that it is not true.

    10. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Zapdos · · Score: 1
      Study shows that survival of the lucky is much more a factor than survival of the fittest. Actual field observations show this to be true, take for instance when two small male lions run off a much fitter larger male lion. Did the fittest survive? No, in fact all of his offspring were killed. This is common. Weather is more likely to determine the survival of a species, than being the fittest. To sum it up survival of the fittest on the scale needed to drive evolution is a myth.

      The fitness would also has to be a dominate gene, very unlikely for a mutation. Take the original example of survival of the fittest. The Galapagos finches. Darwin watched these birds over a drought, he noticed that the birds with the large beak was able to eat the only available food source. The smaller beaked finches unable to eat this seed died off. Today the ratio of small beaked finches to large beaked finches is the same as Darwin recorded before the drought.

    11. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by 2short · · Score: 1

      It's ignored because it's idiotic nonsense. Unfavorable mutations don't put any "drag" on evolution. They just die.

      In any case, nobody who knows what they are talking about will claim to know how long it should take for organisms of a given complexity to arise via evolution. The number of unknowns in any such calculation is such it's just a wild ass guess. Heck, just quantifying "complexity"...

      So some guy named Haldane wanted to debunk evolutuion and made a wild assed guess that said evolution must be wrong? I hope you'll forgive the scientific communtity for finding this niether shocking nor troubling.

    12. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      With a sample size of 3 lions, what do you expect? Evolution works on the scale of species, not individuals. "Fittest" means best suited to it's environment, so weather will simply effect what counts as fit, not whether or not the fittest will survive. The mutation doesn't have to be dominant, but you are right that it helps. That's way species with only one set of genes (can't remember the name) mutate fast, and adapted fast, like bacteria, while "higher" forms of life, like mammals, evolve slower. This effect also stops bad mutations, so makes the species more stable overall.

    13. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by 2short · · Score: 1

      Luck is certainly more likely to determine the survival of a particular individual than slight differences in fitness. But the survival of the species will be dominated by fitness. Let's say we have a mutation that makes those individuals who have it one one hundredth of a percent more likely to survive. It makes almost no difference to the individual, but after a few hundred generations, those with it will completely dominate. Your examples only demonstrate you don't coprehend the "scale of evolution". Take for example a million larger lions, and a million smaller lions that work together in pairs, and assume these populations are in competition for scarce resources. Will one population be gone in a few hundred thousand years? Probably. Do I know which one? Nope. Will it be luck? Nope.

      But anyway, why am I bothering to try and explain evolution? You won't get it if I spend my whole life doing so, for your misunderstanding is willful. Instead, here's a basic primer on the scientific method:

      1) Come up with a theory that seems to explain something about the world.
      2) Think of some peice of evidence you could gather that will work out one way if your theory is correct, and another way if your theory is incorrect.
      3) Go gather that evidence.
      4) Did it support your theory?
      5) If No, come up with a new theory.
      6) If yes, keep in mind that that doesn't prove anything, and go back to step 2, repeating forever. Each time through this loop, you may become slightly more convinced your theory is probably correct, but if you're cautious, you'll never be really sure.

      Note also that this is actual, messy, real-world stuff, so the best answer you are likely to get to step 4 is likely to be "almost entirely Yes, but a few of the details over here are kind of weird". Actual scientists will respond by saying "Weird details, cool! Let's look at them closely and see if we can figure it out." Crackpots will say "Aha! The whole theory is thus obviously false, which means my theory must be true."

      You see, I know what your "theory" is, and it isn't a theory, because you can't do step 2.

    14. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Zapdos · · Score: 1
      Why do evolutionist get away without doing step 4?

      1. Natural selection cannot produce new genes; it can only select among preexisting characteristics.


      2. Now there are plenty of 1 celled life forms, but no 2, 3, 4, or 5 celled life forms. The life forms with 6-20 cells are parasites and these must have a much more complex host in order to survive


      3. I have seen human footprints that date to be 150 million years old, they have been found in Utah, Kentucky, Missouri, and in the country of Tanzania. Fossil shoe prints with a crushed Trilobite under the heal were found in Utah by William J. Meister.


      I always ask why these are disregarded. The best thing I can come up with is a conspiracy. Please show me a living trans-species, a proto-feather, or any real evidence.

      4. Can life exist out side a cell? No. What created the Cell? Life. Why are there no partial organs? The theory you cling to is a lie.



    15. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      Please show me a living trans-species
      And here you utterly destroy any of your credibility. Everything is a trans-species.

    16. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Zapdos · · Score: 1

      Everything is unique. Or just show me the tiny dinosaur species that has two useless legs. Because a leg changing into a wing will be a bad leg generations before it is a good wing. I wonder how this trans-species survived with this generational handicap.

    17. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      Bats crawl on all fours when on the ground.

    18. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it wasn't very clear what my point was. Bats use their wings as legs; it isn't at all true that good wings are bad legs.

    19. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by 2short · · Score: 1

      Flying Squirrels.

      There is no such thing as a "leg changing into a wing". There is no intent; there is no target. There may be creatures who have legs that aren't quite as good for running, but are slightly better for jumping between branches.
      There is no such thing as a trans-species. "Species" is a (somewhat) subjective construct imposed on what is actually a continuum over time (and ocasionaly space).

    20. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by 2short · · Score: 1


      1. Correct. Mutation is needed to produce new charachteristics. Luckily, mutation happens.

      2. The bacteria Neisseria is a 2 celled form, but that's not particularly relevant except in pointing out you haven't bothered to check the facts. In evolving between single celled and many-celled organisms, the intermediate stage need not be 2-5 celled life forms; it could be colonies of cooperating single celled life forms. Frankly, it doesn't surprise me that there are no 3 celled organisms. The theory of natural selection would predict this, because 3 celled organisms will outcompete singe-celled ones only if the advantages of being multi-celled (e.g. different cells can specialize for different tasks) outweigh the advantages of being single celled (e.g. rapid reproduction). Less than hundreds of cells doesn't seem like enough to get the benefits, so my real question is "What's up with Neisseria?"

      3. And this fossil evidence is rock solid, while the overwhelming majority of it that supports evolution is flawed?

      4. Can life exist out side a cell? Virus.
      What created the Cell? That's a very interesting question and difficult to answer since noone alive today was there. Perhaps you'd like to try to figure out a possible answer... or maybe you'd like to make a blind assumption and avoid thinking as much as possible.
      Why are there no partial organs? What's a "partial organ"? I might call the appendix a partial organ, but evidence suggests it's on it's way out, while I assume you want something on it's way in. Of course, without any way to know what our descendants will need there's no way to know what seemingly minor bodily system today might become full-scale organs millions of years from now. I'll bet on "lymph nodes" (cause it sounds funny).

      "The theory you cling to is a lie"

      Maybe. Certainly could be. But it's the most convincing explanation I've heard. What's your alternative?

    21. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by 2short · · Score: 1


      I must be having a hard day, I can't help coming back to this thread for a little fish-in-a-barrel action.
      <br>
      <br>
      <i>I have seen human footprints that date to be 150 million years old, they have been found in Utah, Kentucky, Missouri, and in the country of Tanzania</i>
      <br>
      <br>
      Give me more details and I can probably show you where these "footprints" have been carefully debunked.
      <br>
      <br>
      <i>Fossil shoe prints with a crushed Trilobite under the heal were found in Utah by William J. Meister.</i>
      <br>
      <br>
      Aha! that's enough detail:
      <a href="http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CC/CC102. html">Its a trilobite, but it's not a shoe print</a> Frankly, your uh, "dedication" is impressive. Most creationists gave up on this one in the 80s. If you do a bit of searching you can find the pictures that made them do so; the ones that show a whole bunch of similar formations all over the area where someone carefully snapped the ones that looked most shoe-like. (And frankly, it's not all that shoe-like in the first place)
      <br>
      <br>
      <i>I always ask why these are disregarded.</i>
      <br>
      <br>
      It's disregarded because it's been carefully examined and found wanting.
      <br>
      <br>
      <i>The best thing I can come up with is a conspiracy</i>
      <br>
      <br>
      What would be the possible goal of such a conspiracy? Heck, I've looked at the evidence and concluded evolution makes sense, so I would have to be part of the conspiracy. But I have not received a secret decoder ring. You'll have to take my word for it: I won't participate in any conspiracy that can't spring for a secret decoder ring.
      <br>
      <br>
      <i>Please show me a living trans-species</i>
      <br>
      <br>
      Find a mirror.

    22. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      No we're not. Bush is a Christian but not the rest of the government. Why don't you stop bitching about the US and get on your little soapbox about a truely dangerous government such as China or North Korea?
      Or is it more fun just to piss people off?

    23. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      It's not unacceptable and I've already criticized Bush myself in my journal. Call me stupid and you'll regret it if we meet in person. You're putting words in my mouth about whom I'd die for. I do wonder why all of you parlor activists never complain about China or North Korea.

    24. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      If you call me stupid to my face I'll shut you up one way or the other. Not with a gun. That's simply a inanimate object you're apparently you're scared of. But you're not the type that has that much balls ton confront me to my face. Posting to the Internet will be the most you do in life. About the violence...it works. It sure as hell will shut you up.
      Since when was there a religious conflict between Christians and Muslims. WTF are you tlaking about? Is that what you call the w/ Iraq? Were you there? The Iraqis were pretty damned glad to see us.
      I am not a fundamental Christian. I'm an atheist. I'm not dying for any Christian belief system. Just got out of the Marine Corps the 17th after 8 years.
      As far as North Korea and China there's so much wrong w/ those countries, I can't even begin to understand why self styled political activists criticize the US when both of those countries are busy repressing websites like this, executing political dissadents, and in North Korea; cultivating a near religous like dictatorship. But the US is so much worse, right? You're criticizing the US to get a rise out of people on Slashdot. That's all. I don't think you really give a shit about anyone else but yourself.
      When you mentioned the leadership of my country, I assumed you meant Bush. I was wrong, apparently.
      I chose the name because that's my favorite movie. Wish I could make the BigLebowskiFest in Vegas... I understand very well what that movie was about and it had nothing at all to do w/ your political beliefs unless you're an old hippie caught in a bizarre kidnapping scheme. Unless you were a member of the Seattle 7? You and 6 other guys?
      I've said it before and I'll say it again. Your type will never do anything beyond trolling and flaming on the Internet.

    25. Re:Evolutionist propaganda by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      If you call me stupid to my face I'll shut you up one way or the other. Not with a gun. That's simply a inanimate object you're apparently you're scared of. But you're not the type that has that much balls ton confront me to my face. Posting to the Internet will be the most you do in life. About the violence...it works. It sure as hell will shut you up.

      Glad to hear how strongly you believe in the rule of law.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  17. Please, oh please... by craw · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't let James Cameron get anywhere close to this wreck! Don't give him any ideas!

    1. Re:Please, oh please... by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      "I'm king of the food chain!"

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      ...
    2. Re:Please, oh please... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd be more concerned about letting Geraldo Rivera close to the wreck. All it's going to take is the revelation that there's an "air pocket" somewhere in there and we'll be witness to the live airing of a "Charles Darwin's SECRET vault" special.

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    3. Re:Please, oh please... by craw · · Score: 1

      And later there is a scene where the girl fish opens her eyes after being led onto dry land by a boy fish.

      "I'm evolving! I'm evolving!"

    4. Re:Please, oh please... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aha! ROAD MAPS!

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:Please, oh please... by goten · · Score: 1

      Today kids, we're teaching poodles to fly.

  18. Re:And this means what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Finding the Beagle is just historic curiosity. It remained in service for something like fourty or fifty years after Darwin's voyage, first as a coast guard ship, and was later permantly docked as a customs boat. I've heard it was even sold or rented as a houseboat for a while. Even if they recover the ship intact, there won't be any indication that Darwin ever set foot on it.

  19. Re:And this means what? by p4ul13 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I was raised Christian (some of it stuck, most didn't); but one thing I can say with little reservation is that evolutionary theories have plenty of validity and yet they don't conflict in my mind with anything the Bible has to say about our own origins.

    I'm not looking to start a theological debate here, but just make the statement that it bugs me when some of the more fundamentalist Christians outright oppose evolution in schools because they see it as a blasphemy. Same thing happened when folks were debating the planet being round or that it isn't the center of the galaxy.

    I know your comments weren't on this extreme level at all, but it just made me think of others who have taken such stances.

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    Paul Lenhart writes words!
  20. Re:It's in the name by Tango42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    HMS Beagle was very successful, it only ended up at the bottom of a marsh after years of useful voyages.

  21. Re:Too bad... by millahtime · · Score: 1

    Can we please not turn this into a religious debate.

    " I hope you are joking. Your post is the intellectual summation of 2000 years of fear of the truth. Not saying that Darwin is the end-all-be-all truth, however, it is and always has been the fundemantal Christian's way to hide the eyes and lash out at anything that doesn't support the ultimate in tall tales and outlandish theories.

    Darwinism has been studied relentlessly by thousands of teams of scientists and skeptics. No one has yet been able to prove it wrong. Quite the contrary, actually; most times evidence is dicovered to support the theory of evolution. I have yet to see a scientist prove that the Red Sea was parted or the burning bush spoke or the bones of the whale that Jonah lived in for 3 days and nights were found."

  22. Raiders of the Lost Beagle by the_skywise · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What's the Beagle look like?"
    "There's a picture of it here."
    "What's that coming out of it?"
    "Lightning, Wrath of God type stuff."
    "Bush is said to be a nut about this stuff. He's got teams out searching for it."
    "The army that carries the Beagle in front of it is invincible"

    1. Re:Raiders of the Lost Beagle by the_skywise · · Score: 1

      Humor...
      it's a difficult concept...
      it's not logical...

  23. Re:And this means what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've never been a fan of gravity. I don't seem to be able to float off into space though...

  24. Re:Too bad... by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    Are you badmouthing our president?

    I have reported you.

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    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
  25. Found in a hidden compartment... by gertsenl · · Score: 4, Funny
    The missing notes from his trip:

    "Truly we can see God's works through this evolution. I feel my work can help all men have a better understanding of the ways of the Lord in Heaven and His divine plan." ... " I hope that these notes don't get separated or there might be quite a bit of a silly misunderstanding, what with the monkeys and all."

    ::sits back and watches those without the time to actually read the post mod it Troll, Flamebait, and complain that there's no "-1 Religious"::

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    --Leo
    1. Re:Found in a hidden compartment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Let a post stand on its own merits! There are intelligent people on this web site who will figure it out. ... ... ... ...you must be new here.

    2. Re:Found in a hidden compartment... by caseih · · Score: 1

      Actually you're probably closer to the truth than you think. Although later in life Darwin was agnostic, he was never atheist, and in his early years as he formulated his theories, I believe he really did think the things that you quote in jest. In fact, much of the ground work for the theory of evolution was laid by the research of several clergymen/monks who were also scientists.

      As a Christian myself, I think there is much truth to your jestful quotes from his "notes" and that you really can see God's work through evolution.

    3. Re:Found in a hidden compartment... by gertsenl · · Score: 1
      As a Christian myself, I think there is much truth to your jestful quotes from his "notes" and that you really can see God's work through evolution.

      Just between you and me, as a Jew, so do I. It's tough being religious in these scientific times, but I found that if you keep your personal spirituality above the dogma, you can find a place for God in this precisely measured universe of ours. In the end, you have to believe in what you feel.

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      --Leo
    4. Re:Found in a hidden compartment... by Vexar · · Score: 1
      Darwin recanted much of his teachings towards the end of his days. Some postulate he was crazy, others believe he wanted to die with a clean conscience.

      The lessons for us all remain, but what scientists do to observation these days. "Hematite, whoa, that has to mean that Mars was covered with water. Couldn't possibly mean volcanic activity. no..."

      I betcha they find Beagle 2 with ground-penetrating radar!

  26. Name the Next One Titanic by Myriad · · Score: 4, Funny
    the original HMS Beagle, the ship Darwin travelled on during his famous voyage, may have been found. Marine archeologists believe they have found the ship, which has been resting at the bottom of some Essex marshes for the last century.

    Ok, so we have a ship that was designed to cross vast stretches sea that's been lost for centuries... so what do they do? Take a probe that is designed to cross vast streches of space and give it the same name!

    Good plan. How about naming the probe set to visit the asteroid belt "Titanic"! :)

    Blockwars: free, multiplayer gaming

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    "They do not preach that their god will rouse them, a little before the Nuts work loose." Kipling, 'The Sons of Martha'
    1. Re:Name the Next One Titanic by finkployd · · Score: 1

      "Asteriods, the icebergs of the sky" - Zap

      Finkployd

    2. Re:Name the Next One Titanic by MrDolby · · Score: 1

      I just watched that episode and I believe its
      "Comets, the icebergs of the sky".

      Worst quote ever.

    3. Re:Name the Next One Titanic by flint · · Score: 1

      I do have a sense of humor but it would be difficult for me to mod this up as funny when the joke doesn't make sense. The former Beagle actually made it across those vast reaches and returned ;)

      I have a sinking feeling (pun intended) that the guys who organized this are publicity hounds. The story says it was retired and sold, families lived on it, all this and yet there's a mention of "mystery" and what they might find of Darwin. Sounds to me like they found something that wasn't lost so much as thrown away.

      Philip Morris says there is no safe sig.

  27. YHBT YHL HAND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    lol @ christians

  28. Re:And this means what? by jwthompson2 · · Score: 1

    I have read Gerald Schroeder's work, which seems to be along the lines of what you are implying, I find the idea interesting though not thoroughly convincing. I tend to treat creation in much the same way as the end times. It did/will happen and God had/has it under control. In the face of inssuficient scientific evidence to explain evolution and the like I will go with the conservative literal creationist view until evidence suffices to make an alternative view thoroughly convincing.

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  29. Oh yeah? by IshanCaspian · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear they parked it in some dock in a marsh, and it slowly sunk into the muck. By the way, what does RTFA stand for?

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    But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
    1. Re:Oh yeah? by sbennett · · Score: 2, Funny

      By the way, what does RTFA stand for?

      Read The F? Article.

    2. Re:Oh yeah? by IshanCaspian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, that's cool? Could I ask you another question? What's sarcasm?

      --

      But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
    3. Re:Oh yeah? by sbennett · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's sarcasm?

      Sarcasm is when...oh, shit.

    4. Re:Oh yeah? by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Many browsers fail to correctly render the tag, hence it frequently goes unrecognized on /.

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      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  30. If it's really his ship... by mr_resident · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long before it will be able to walk out of the swamp on it's own?

    *

    1. Re:If it's really his ship... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > How long before

      Oh man, that is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. Thanks :)

  31. this reminds me of a joke by theMerovingian · · Score: 5, Funny


    q: Why does the French Navy have glass-bottom boats?

    a: So they can see the old French Navy

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    1. Re:this reminds me of a joke by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 2, Funny

      NO! It goes:

      Q: Why does the French Navy have glass-bottom boats?

      A: So they can see the French Air-Force.

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      #include "sig.h"
    2. Re:this reminds me of a joke by jcp797 · · Score: 1

      the French have a navy?

  32. Re:And this means what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's actually beyond fundamentalism.

    When the Fundamentals were published, more than half of the people who worked on them believed in evolution. Christam Fundamentalism was primarily created to combat the rising notion in the early 1900's that there was no Virgin Birth, and that Jesus was no more the Son of God than any other man. It was the Hyperfundamentalism that Henry Morris and others stirred in the mid-20th century that really got the antievolutionary ball rolling.

    Me, I agree with St. Augustine: If an unbeliever finds you inept in your explanation of the circuit of the sun in the heavens, how can he ever believe you on the important matters?

  33. Re:And this means what? by pe1rxq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have seen far more evidence that supports evolution than creation.... Funny how people can see such differences....
    About the only thing creationists have as evidence is 'Because the book says so' and not so long ago it would be followed by 'and if you don't believe us were gonna burn ya'
    Seriously, what evidence are you basing your creation theory on? The majority oppinion of the people around you?
    My evidence is a bunch of skeletons showing the various stages of evolution, got anything better?

    Jeroen

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  34. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    you state that no one has ever proved darwinism wrong and that most accounts of research into the subject support it. also that no one can prove the bible right.

    let me add:
    no one has ever proved the bible wrong and most accounts of research into the subject support it. also, no one has ever proved darwinism right.

  35. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I agree.

    I am a conservative Christian (please hold your insults), and I have found the theory of evolution lacking for scientific reasons. It is a fascinating idea, but far from proven.

    I've often marveled at the amount of faith it requires to accept evolution and the purely secular theory of the origin of everything. The idea that a superdense particle passed into being from nothingness for no reason and with no cause is pretty hard to swallow. Much moreso than God purposefully creating.

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    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
  36. I don't know where you get your news from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Goddamit, get it right!

    He was brutaly beaten about the head with a camera tripod. Authorities are searching for an associate known as "Woodstock" who had been drinking with him in the hotel bar until 2 A.M.

  37. Re:And this means what? by dankney · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's not undervalue history.

    What value did Ballard's discovery of the Titanic and Bismark have? They wouldn't have been nearly as important if they had been some anonymous freighter that sank during a storm, even though the technological achievement would have been identical.

    These are ships with history -- with stories that we deem important, interesting, or compelling. The stories that we value as a culture (species?) are part of what define who and what we are.

    The value of the Beagle's discovery is purely historic. And in defining it as important or unimportant, we define something about ourselves as individuals and a society.

  38. Re:Too bad... by ralatalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Darwinism is a Theory, nothing more. Nothing has proven it correct and nothing has proven it wrong.
    Creationism is also a Theory, nothing more. Nothing has proven it correct (yet) and nothing has proven it wrong either. I say yet for creationism, because unlike Darwinish there's a chance that God may yet speak up and claim his wayward creations.

    What I can't get over is why none of the Darwin advocates can accept that there's a chance that the wood cabin in the middle of the woods just happen and insist that someone had to have built it.

  39. You realize of course by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    That most of those skeletons have been debunked? One was faked and one was shown to have crippling arthritis.

    Which is not to say that evolution is wrong. Just that the skeletal evidence doesn't PROVE anything one way or the other.

    Really, what do you base your arguments on? The majority opinion of people around you?

    1. Re:You realize of course by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, most of them have not. Peking man turned out to have arthritis, true, but it ended up being Homo Erectus.

      Utah Man was a fabrication by antievolutionists, although they like to twist it around and say they weren't really the ones to be fooled. It was originally found, and claimed to be a human tooth and jaw, the presence of which (in North America) would prove that man didn't have time to evolve and migrate from Africa. It was triumphantly presented to a scientific institute, and rejected because it was a pig.

      There are still over seven hundred significant skeletons that haven't been debunked, and in fact, only TWO that have been, both of which were cited as proof by antievolutionists.

  40. Re:I read that so wrong by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    It went through a black hole parket just outside of mars, and rematerialised 150 years ago.

    Next we'll here that it picked up a strange alien object on its travels.....

  41. Re:And this means what? by ThisNukes4u · · Score: 1

    I agree with you. I was raised Catholic, and actually, most Catholics agree with evolution and most scientific findings about our origins, such as the big bang, because of the way they interpret the Bible. They believe that the creation story is a metaphore, and that seven days to God could be different than our notion of seven days, and that he may have created us by evolution, as that is just the way that he worked.

    I hope I explained this so that you guys could understand.

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  42. Re:And this means what? by mikerich · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As a Christian, I am a fan of the theory of evolution. I find that, in general, the history of the world that scientists are uncovering supports the general theme of the book of Genisis, if not the detail. (First light, then atmosphere, then land then aquatic life, then land life, then humans etc.)

    I think you've misread Genesis.

    Genesis I (v.11-24) states quite clearly that God created plants on the land on the third day, didn't get round to doing the Sun until the fourth day, created the swimming and flying creatures on the fifth and left the land animals (including Man) until the sixth.

    Which is nothing like the order science has determined. So you have to say that Genesis managed neither the precise order nor the general themes correctly.

    Of course that's just one of the Creation stories in Genesis. There is another in Genesis 2 which places Man as the first living thing followed by plants, animals and finally Woman.

    At least one of the stories has to be wrong.

    Best wishes,
    Mike.

  43. Re:Too bad... by sindarin2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How is it that Darwinism (a theory) has to be proven wrong, yet Creationism (also a theory) has to be proven right. I call double standard. And don't try to give me the Darwinism is a theory in the mathematical sense and Creationism is a theory is a thory in the common sense. Evolution does have some evidence that SEEMS to suggest at it's correctness...but have you ever heard of epicycles?? Look it up. You'll see that the evidence fit the theory, but it was WRONG (at least we think now). Just because we have a suggestion of proof, doesn't make it true.

  44. Re:hi by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "As a long time moron that ignores scientific rational and puts my faith in a 2000 yr old book that only evolves only to suit those in power, I believe evolution is crap and fags are going to hell"

    Is that what you really meant to say jwthompson2?

    Jesus man, even the pope believes in the big bang -
    Here is a quote on what he feels about evolution:
    A 1996 quote from Pope John Paul II:

    "Today, almost half a century after the publication of [Pius XII's] Encyclical, fresh knowledge has led to the recognition that evolution is more than a hypothesis. It is indeed remarkable that this theory has been progressively accepted by researchers, following a series of discoveries in various fields of knowledge. The convergence, neither sought nor fabricated, of the results of work that was conducted independently is in itself a significant argument in favor of this theory."

    I know, you're not catholic, you're southern baptist like I was - before I got a clue. You are out of touch, even by christian standards. This would be a lot longer post if you wanted me to rip your stance completely apart using only Christian points, but trust me it is trivial. Progressive Christian's are seeing the problems associated with centuries of denial - I suggest you try some real critical thinking if you intend to continue being a christian, and not a fundamentalist relic.

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  45. That's great by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but is there any news on the HMS Pinafore?

    1. Re:That's great by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      That infernal nonsense?

  46. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    You've gotten my point exactly!

    Both ideas require the same faith in something you can't necessarily understand or prove.

    So people shouldn't look down on religion because of what they see as a fault for requiring this kind of faith.

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  47. Re:And this means what? by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm going to kick myself for biting flamebait in the morning, but oh well. I have room for a couple more hooks in my mouth.

    I am not opposed to teaching evolution in schools, I am in favor of treating it as a theory though.

    The problem here is that you don't know what a theory is. A theory is not a hypothesis. The exact definition is fairly complex, but the rough meaning is that, by all emprical methods, a theory is as right as we can get with the data we have.

    Newtonian gravity is "just" a theory. It's also been overthrown: The only way to overthrow a theory is to make one that A. mechanically encompasses explains all observations explained by the existing theory, B. by the same* mechanism encompasses, explains, and/or corrects observations not covered by the previous theory, or in conflict with the previous theory. Relativity covered everything the old theory of gravity did, plus it corrected for things like Mercury orbiting too fast and partially explained why Neptune and Uranus are all out of orbital-mechanical whack.

    My biggest problem is that it is used as a defense to try and disprove the truth of the Bible and is treated as fact when it has yet to be and probably can not be proven.

    I'm not going to get into the proof, but there's enough of it that Henry Morris as encorporated evolution (or what he calls "selective diversification") into his antievolutionary model. He dresses it up nicely, but in the end, he's showing you a Zebu and calling it a Nene, and banking on the fact that most people probably don't know the difference anyway.

    Anyway, science has NEVER, and in fact CAN never attempt to use Evolution against any Theological construct, because the bible covers matter that is not proximate in nature. Science can cover the proximate all it wants, because it has access to the proximate within its means of action.

    It can draw no conclusions on nonproxmiate or superproximate events or actions, and in fact has very clear boundaries set on just where it has to stop.

    It is Christianity that bears full and complete responsibility for saying that Evolution means the end of Christianity, and all that other slippery slope gloom and doom. Christians published The Genesis Flood, God and Evolution, and The Fall of Noah. Not scientists, but Christians. They had help from a few secular philosophers like Sagan and Asimov, but for every secular attack on Christianity, there's a thousand self-inflicted wounds.

    If you plan to talk to your kids about evolution, remember not to build a dam around your house in the river. The more parents attempt to protect, misinform, uninform, or isolate their children, the more those children learn about things for themselves, and when they do, they know nothing but their parent's determination that what they're told on Sunday disagrees with what they see the other seven days, and the more we drive our own children out of the Church forever.

  48. Re:And this means what? by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Exactly. The only Christians who are threatened by evoloution are the ones who insist that the Bible is the literal and unadulterated word of God. Since they've rested their entire understanding of reality on a specific interpretation of a single book, and have convinced themselves that they are totally correct because of devine inspiration, the slightest indication that they might be wrong is either quietly ignored or actively denied. Show them any real-world evidince that contridicts their beliefs and they either stick their fingers in thier ears and say "LALALALA I can't hear you", or grab the torches & pitchforks.

    It should be clear to any rational thinker that the most, if not all, of the Bible is intended to be metaphorical rather than literal. EG, the Book of Job is allegorical rather than a record of actual events. The basic problem with the literal interpretation theory is that even if you accept that the Bible is the result of Divine Inspiration, it is still a *human*, and therefore flawed, interpretation of God's word. (IIRC) According to (self-contridictory) Judeo-Christian tradition [Specifically Exodus 24:12-15], the only physical writing to come directly from God was on the first set of stone tables Moses carried down from the mountian.

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  49. One of us is not nerdy enough by flint · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one who read the headline and knew what it meant? ;)

  50. Re:And this means what? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    Believe me, I know where you're coming from - I went through a fundy stage myself once.

    You could rewrite your sentence

    "I have found the theory of creation lacking for scientific reasons. It is a fascinating idea, but far from proven."

    Very little in this world is proven absolutely. Scientific theories are only theories. We hang onto them because (a) describe the world as we see it, and (b) can predict things we can't see.

    It's not uncommon for one theory to be disproven only to bring others crashing down around it, but then it's always replaced by a better theory that explains more (eg. Newton vs. Einstein). Evolution predicts certain things, and these seem to be accurate, so it's the best model we have at the moment.

    Moreover theories aren't 'secular' they're just theories. Imperfect people trying to describe their world. Many of these people are Christians.
    Don't confuse science with scientism (the idea of science as a kind of religion.. common on trashy TV shows).

    btw. the 'passing into being for no reason' betrays a lack of understanding of modern scientific theory (the belief in absolute time for example, has long been debunked, and that argument relies on it.. Hawking is a good read about that kind of stuff).

  51. Re:Too bad... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    The babelfish is proof that god does not exist. (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

  52. Re:And this means what? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

    Both ideas require the same faith in something you can't necessarily understand or prove.

    And you've missed the point entirely. There is strong empirical evidence (viz, the cosmic microwave background) that the universe began in the Big Bang, around 11-12 billion years. There is no empirical evidence that the universe was created by an omnipotent deity. These two positions couldn't be further apart: one based on observing the natural world around us, the other based on unsupported conjecture regarding an invisible entity whose very existence is debatable.

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  53. Re:I wonder.. by Sepper · · Score: 1

    its amazing to me that it is considered insightful to RTFA.

    Might I remind you that you are talking about Slashdot...

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  54. One step to getting it floating again by PollGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is great! Now all they have to do is wipe its flush memory, and it'll be in tip-top shape.

  55. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    You certainly can have two conflicting theories however. Particle/wave duality is a case in point. Neither theory replaced or expanded beyond the other. Both are still in existance. Both are accepted. And both are used. Yet they are fundamentally contradictory.

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  56. Re:They don't conflict... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've thought of all three of those possibilities. To be honest, it doesn't bother me that I still believe any and all of them. (sic)

    And besides; that's my kind of humor. ;)

  57. Re:And this means what? by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 1
    Blah. Since I couldn't find anything witty to say about the article, I suppose why not go down this road. :-p

    There are questions about both theories that I have that are the main reason why I don't have a firm opinion on either. Putting aside the evolutionary creation theory (that's a convenient mix of both)...

    1.) Okay. Say we have evolved over billions of years through the evolutionary process I learned in school. Therefore, there has to be iterations of skeletal frameworks between the fossils that we dug up. If a bird and a dinosaur are even remotely related, there would have to be at least a few examples of some sort of dino-bird thing. To my knowledge these haven't been found in any great number than, well, either birds or dinosaurs. If such a transition happened, wouldn't there be many, many, many examples by now?

    The alternative is that, okay, entire species evolved instantly. I'm not sure if the genetics supports this view, and this one doesn't hold as much water for me.

    2.) There's a lot of really silly arguments that creationists base their thoughts on, mainly, "because it is." That's fine for some, but the scientific arguments I've found sort of... lacking. I guess it's a good thing to test the theory of evolution, though. One of the arguments I've read about is the one involving the difference between natural selection and evolution. Evolution creates. Natural selection eliminates. Unfortunately, the natural selection theory implies, okay, all species existed on the same earth at the same time and clearly not all of them exist now. For example, dinosaurs. Which then gets into silly arguments like "Is Carbon dating really accurate?" I dunno. Ask people that do it.

    And please, no silly comments about "Does that mean dinosaurs were in Noah's Ark too?"

    Anyways, I'll let the two sides keep fighting about it... it's not going away anytime soon and there's still a few decades of research to do... regardless, I don't think anytime soon that the creationist vs. evolutionary thing will be one of those faith-deciding issues.

  58. no wonder it was hard to find by Savatte · · Score: 3, Funny

    it had evolved into a yacht

  59. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1, Interesting

    (I know you said you didn't want to start a theological debate, but...)

    Few Christians have ever believed that the earth is flat. What they told us all in school about Christopher Columbus sailing around the world to prove it was round is a lie. Just do a little googling.

    Second, the issue of heliocentricity was unfortunately blown all out of proportion. A great many educated people in the days of Copernicus and Galileo did believe that the earth was the center of the universe, but not because they were Christians. Certain Greek philosophies which were in vogue since the days of the scholastics held that the sun, stars, etc, were very pure and absolute, and that as you descended, things became more and more corrupt. The earth is at the center of the universe because it is a corrupt place. This view led to the idea (found nowhere in scripture) that hell is in the center of the earth (see Dante). The point is, heliocentricity was not an idea that people rejected because they were Christians (a great many Christians accepted it).

    The persecution of Galileo (which, interestingly and tellingly, Copernicus never faced) so frequently cast as a war between theology and science, or religion and reason (whatever you prefer) was actually mostly political. A Roman Church beleaguered by the Reformation and desirous of reasserting its authority put Galileo on trial not primarily because of what he wrote (a great many Roman officials, including the pope himself, if memory serves, believed in the heliocentric model) but basically because he had the audacity not to keep his trap shut when told to. Obviously the Church doesn't come out smelling like a rose on this one, but my point is, there never really was a great "Science verses Christianity" debate about the position of the earth in the cosmos. It is an invention of later writers who were trying to prop up a scientific, rational basis for modern life by berating an imagined, monolithic old order.

    I'm just about done. :)

    Many Christians these days oppose evolution because (unlike a flat earth at the center of the universe) they see it as being distinctly denied by a plain reading of the relevant scriptures. This is actually a fact commonly agreed upon (if only implicitly) because other Christians who don't see the difficulty with evolution are frequently saying things like, "Don't take that so literally!" and appealing to certain exegetical nuances that seem to indicate that Genesis 1 and 2 are more like a literary framework than a natural history, or that what is being described are very long periods of time.

  60. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    I have posted previously on my views of the relation between religion and science and got modded down for them.

    I have been posting in this thread and also have been modded as flamebaiting and trolling for comments that clearly are not inflammitory. It shows how touchy this issue is. Simply stating that you don't accept evolution is seen as inflametory language! At the time of this post, nearly all the the posts critiquing or disagreeing with evolution have been modded down, regardless of their tone or merit. While nearly all the posts supporting evolution have been modded up as insightful. Clearly some underlying personal feelings are growing stronger then moderator guidelines. And that mirrors the larger handling of this issue. Both sides are quite passionate about it, and occassionally go overboard, which has painted the issue red.

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  61. Re:And this means what? by beacher · · Score: 1

    Look, If you want to bring up evolution on slashdot, make sure you bring it up in comparison to kmail, mutt, pine, etc, just so you can start two jihads at once ;)
    Thanks!
    -B

  62. Essex Girls by bombadillo · · Score: 1

    For the English.

    Insert Essex girl's jokes here...

    1. Re:Essex Girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What does an Essex girl have in common with a washing machine?

      They both drip when they're fucked.

    2. Re:Essex Girls by madpierre · · Score: 2, Funny

      q What do Essex girls put round their necks?

      a Their ankles.

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    3. Re:Essex Girls by madpierre · · Score: 2, Funny

      q How many Essex girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

      a Four. One to change the bulb and the other three to dance round her handbag.

      i had better stop now :)

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  63. Re:what i don't get is by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it holds such important why was it sold for scrap?

    It has historic value today. It didn't back then - it was only a tool.

    A broken civil war rifle or a cracked native american clay pot might have been thrown away as garbage in their time, but today they are valuable artifacts worth $$$ and part of private collections or museums.

    Obligatory Indiana Jones quote. "Look at this [holds up a pocket watch]. It's worthless, $10 from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it into the sand for a thousand years and it becomes priceless, like the ark. Men will kill for it, men like you and me."

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  64. Re:They don't conflict... by Tassach · · Score: 5, Interesting
    God is an asshole, or at least has a really sick sense of humor
    Reading the Old Testament certianly leaves the non-believer with the impression that Yahweh has the attitudes and manners of a spoiled, sadistic child. Abraham & his son, Lot's wife, and Job (to name but a few) were all victims of his capricious and sadistic power games, and they were his loyal followers. Let's not even get into the genocide and torture inflicted by this "omnibenevolent" deity upon entire nations of his creations, nor the massacres and wholesale torture he encourages his followers to visit upon his disfavored creations.
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  65. Re:Too bad... by larkost · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Creationism generally is not approached as a theory, its advocates bring to the table a fully fleshed out explanation and then demand that it is the truth, to totally without any evidence or debate on the reasoning behind it. It is also not a testable tool. You can't go into a lab and use creationism to make predictions about what will happen in an experiment.

    On the other hand, there is a lot of testable material in Darwinism: You can go into a lab and demonstrate evolution at work in a petri dish. So portions of Darwinism are provable (within scientific standards... that is you can never prove a theory, just demonstrate that it is the best one for the job at the moment...).

    Now there are corollaries that are not provable (primal genertor being one of the more controversial), but there is a solid body of reasoning, and a lot active thinking going about this. The same cannot be said for Creationism.

  66. And the purpose of your post is...? by bengoerz · · Score: 1

    Within your obviously biased post, you have done little to actually argue a point. If you want to convince people, take a side and then try to defend it with objective evidence... just as actual proponants of Science have done.

    Now, as far as I see it, your preconceptions may be incorrect. Creationism and Evolution are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Yet while few now would argue against most of the concepts in evolution, many evolutionists (such as yourself) ardently argue against the concepts of creationism. However, answer for me this:

    Assuming that the Scientifically-based theory of human history (evolution being recent, the big-bang being the oldest conjectured event), then where did the "Cosmic Egg" that started the whole process come from? Further, and more important, why did it come about? Answer these, and then you'll probably have an arguement against Creationism.

    1. Re:And the purpose of your post is...? by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      Why would I have to prove this 'cosmic egg' to counter creationism?
      With all the evidence sugesting that there was some big thing a few bilion years ago it is a lot more convincing....
      Certainly more than the creationist view that argues that somehow this god being just existed (no explaination whatsoever) no questions asked.
      There are several theories about what was before the big bang... And some that say you simply can't know because the laws of physics didn't exist yet...
      All give more prove than creationism or take just as much fait to believe.

      Jeroen

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  67. Re:And this means what? by jsebrech · · Score: 1

    the "science proves the theory of evolution" statement is not accurate. I would be happy to answer any questions or continue this list.

    How do you explain the remarkable genetic match between humans and chimpanzees, up to the point where diseases can make the leap between them and us? Was God just lazy and copy/pasting code?

    See, the thing with evolution is that we don't have a complete map from the earliest life to any current species. Anti-evolutionists like to say "ha! no complete and fully detailed evidence means your theory is wrong!", but absence of evidence is not evidence in itself, and there is still a lot of evidence in support of evolution (or rather natural selection), though not necessarily related to humans.

    Now, we can quibbly about the exact processes of evolution, but to deny that species evolve involves putting a very large blind spot in your science. Speciation is clear, and all around us. You can even make it happen experimentally in labs if you go through enough generations.

  68. Re:And this means what? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
    If you think Genesis is more than a literary framework, then you are effectively sticking your fingers in your ears and tuning out the evidence. Any scientist will admit that there's a lot we still don't understand about the evolutionary process, but only somebody choosing ignorance or suffering from insanity could interpret the vast amount of observational evidence as supporting a literalist interpretation of the Biblical Genesis.


    It's quite clear that the Old Testament is the collection of the writings of many plainly different Jewish authors from somewhat different periods of time, smoothed out slightly and rolled into one. You may believe it is divinely inspired if you choose, but God didn't come down to Earth and set pen to paper himself.


    Fundamentalists are scary people - you can't reason with those of any faith who actively reject rational thought.

  69. Re:And this means what? by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

    ... we drive our own children out of the Church forever

    Amen. The prime reason I am no longer a practicing Catholic. Man, what an "Ask Slashdot" question that would be. "How do you balance Science with Religion".

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  70. Re:Too bad... by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    1) Because you can use god to explain everything... but doing so would bring science to a grinding halt.

    2) There are no double standards, Darwinism has to be proven wrong because it's the theory everyone believes in (not without reason).

    3) Darwinsm is the better theory of the two, it explains the most experimental data without invoking anything but easy to understand mechanisms. Creationism can be made to fit a few irregularities and the only explanation for the vast majority of data is "the hand of god".

    4) Why should I choose to beleive the theory that involves some strange, complex omnipotent being that I dont understand, when I can can choose Darwinism that is simple.

    I guess that Galilei could have explained everything by simply invoking god and accepting that the earth was the center of the universe like the bible said... but where would we be today?

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  71. Re:what i don't get is by mikerich · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If it holds such important why was it sold for scrap?

    The Victorian British were not a sentimental bunch about preserving their past. It was a time of enormous technological progress - much more akin to the US of today. Precious few of their technological triumphs still survive.

    To give just one example, take the three ocean liners built by Brunel. Great Western, the first successful ocean-going steamship was broken up for scrap in 1856.

    Her massive sister ship, Great Britain, the first entirely iron-built ship and the first to be powered by a screw was turned into a hulk for servicing whaling ships in 1886. She was allowed to rot until 1968 - when she was brought back to Bristol where she is being restored.

    Brunel's utterly vast Great Eastern was quietly broken up in 1888, despite being by far the largest ship in the World and having laid the first global network of telegraph cables. No one mourned.

    Best wishes,
    Mike.

    PS. Having thought about it - liners are a very good example of the British unsentimentality towards technology. The only surviving British ocean liner is Queen Mary (and then it was the Americans who wanted it, Cunard wanted to scrap her), all the other great liners such as Mauretania, Queen Elizabeth and Canberra all went to the breakers yards.

  72. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Yet they are fundamentally contradictory.

    That is just not true in any way, shape or form. Particle/Wave duality is a conceptual tool used to help understand the underlying mathematical model in easily visualized terms. There is no contradiction at all, and there is even a mathematical relationship that can be used to calculate the wavelength of any particle (the de Broglie wavelength).

    http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/deBrogli eW avelength.html

    There is in fact NO conflict here.

    Conflicts in theory are do to two different models making different predictions. They are settled when one model gives more accurate predictions.

    Creationism fails utterly as a theory because it has no predictive power at all.

  73. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1

    Show them any real-world evidince that contridicts their beliefs and they either stick their fingers in thier ears and say "LALALALA I can't hear you", or grab the torches & pitchforks.

    This is pretty obviously untrue, and not really worthy of response.

    It should be clear to any rational thinker that the most, if not all, of the Bible is intended to be metaphorical rather than literal.

    This is also pretty obviously untrue. Putting aside for a moment whether or not the bible is mostly "literal" or "metaphorical," it is a fact that "rational thinkers" have come down on both sides. Also, while a lot of the bible is in the form of poetry, allegory, metaphor, parable, etc, and EVERYONE acknowledges this, it is a mistake to say that "most, if not all" of it is intended to be metaphorical. The majority of the so-called "historical" books of the Old Testament (for example) read like history, and include the results of the occasional census, the strength of armies, personal correspondences, and explicit references to other extra-biblical historical annals.

    The basic problem with the literal interpretation theory is that even if you accept that the Bible is the result of Divine Inspiration, it is still a *human*, and therefore flawed, interpretation of God's word.

    This argument is so uncompelling that I doubt you've spent much time at all thinking about this subject. For the sake of argument, do you really think that God in the Judeo-Christian tradition is such a wimp that he couldn't manage to have written what he wanted? Bear in mind, we are talking about the same Being who spoke everything into existence. Wondering whether or not this God has the wherewithal to work around (and even through) human frailty to accomplish His ends seems like a trifle bearly worth worrying about. (The assumption that he does is practically foundational to Christian belief). You may as well argue that because chisels are prone to failure, God would have had a difficult time with the stone tablets, as well.*

    *Please note that the majority of Christians do not believe that God used human authors in the same way that we might use a chisel. The analogy breaks down there, but still illustrates the point.

  74. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    But CBR and the idea of the big bang doesn't hold up on its own without some assumptions and information taken to be correct. Your ideas only hold true if you take your own assumptions to be true. That is the point.

    This is the same way republicans and democrats come to different oppinions using the same data. The only difference is the base assumptions. And you shouldn't say those who beleive in creation are wrong because they assume the existance of God, when your own ideas are underpinned by your own assumptions.

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  75. Re:And this means what? by blugu64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "There is no empirical evidence that the universe was created by an omnipotent deity"

    How would you/we know what that empirical evidence looked like?

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  76. Re:And this means what? by larkost · · Score: 1

    You are sort of both right.

    There is no complete fossil record yet pieced together that goes step-by-step from homo-sapiens to another member of the primate family. We definitely have some links along the way, but in all probabilty we will never have a complete chain (and this begs the question of how complete the chain has to be).

    As a process, evolution has been shown a good theory time and time again (you can do your own lab demonstrations with bacteria inside a week). We can demonstrate that the elements involved in evolution in bacteria are present in humans (eg. genes), and that they work the same way. Proving that humans are subject to evolution would require observing it... but this would require many generations... something that is a bit hard for individual humans to conduct.

    Then there is the notion that you can never prove a theory in science. You can contribute support to a theory, but ultimately there are few theories that survive in science. Almost every theory gets overturned eventually: newtonian physics (gravity), atomic theory (supplanted by quantum theory), etc... Many of these theories are still being used in the practical world, as they work for most cases, but are insufficient for current research.

  77. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    diseases can make the leap between them and us

    Diseases jump between us and birds too. Not a good argument.

    This baloney about evolution not being proven has to stop. The fact is that scientific theories are never proven. The concept of a proof is mathematical, not scientific.

    Science is a process where theories are continually tested/refined to improve their predictive capacity. There is no 'proof' involved, ever.

  78. Re:And this means what? by mtrupe · · Score: 1

    Christians published The Genesis Flood, God and Evolution, and The Fall of Noah. Not scientists, but Christians.

    Hmmm... That's funny, considering there were no "Christians" when those stories were first committed to text.

  79. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    How do you explain the remarkable genetic match between humans and chimpanzees

    If you observe two patterns with a statistical corrolation there are several possibilites:
    A causes B
    B causes A
    C causes A and B

    fact: Chimps look like humans and have similar DNA.

    Is that proof that one evolved from the other? Or perhaps they were created with similar DNA which caused them to look similar. Your assumption determines the outcome.

    and there is still a lot of evidence in support of evolution (or rather natural selection)
    No contest there. I'm quite certain natural selection occurs. But while part of the idea of evolution, they are not one in the same.

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  80. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The theory of evolution doesn't predict anything.

    Baloney. Evolution has predicted huge numbers of things. Here are some examples:

    1. Darwin predicted, based on homologies with African apes, that human ancestors arose in Africa. That prediction has been supported by fossil evidence and genetic evidence [Ingman et al. 2000].
    2. Theory predicted that organisms in heterogeneous and rapidly changing environments should have higher mutation rates. This has been found in the case of bacteria infecting the lungs of chronic cystic fibrosis patients [Oliver et al. 2000].
    3. Predator-prey dynamics are altered in predictable ways by evolution of the prey [Yoshida et al. 2003].
    4. Mayr predicted in 1954 that speciation should be accompanied with faster genetic evolution. A phylogenetic analysis has supported this prediction [Webster et al. 2003].
    5. Several authors predicted characteristics of the ancestor of craniates. Based on a detailed study, the fossil Haikouella "fit these predictions closely" [Mallatt and Chen 2003].

  81. Re:Too bad... by Tassach · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Darwinism is a proper scientific theory because it has several key properies: it explains observable facts, can be used to predict future events, and can be proven false. Creationism is not a proper scientific theory because it has no predictive value and is not falsifiable.

    You need to learn the difference between a theory, a hypothesis, and a fairy tale. You cannot pull any idea out of your ass and call it a theory -- until you have tested it and produced supporting experimental and/or observational evidence it's (at best) hypothesis.

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  82. Re:Too bad... by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    ----marks as rqqrtnb as Friend. Nicely put.

  83. Darwinism by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting


    People in our time lose sight of how radical a change Darwinism brought to the philisophical outlook of man. It was one of the great sea changes in modern thought.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwinism

  84. Easy answer by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    You do not. Or along the same line "How do you balance Apples and Orange Alien Artefacts?"

    I think it was Kant who said something like "Religion is by its nature undefined"

    Sounds like the exact opposite of science.

    "/Dread"

    1. Re:Easy answer by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      I was drawing at more of a person's job in science field and their personal beliefs. How they meet or clash.

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  85. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps I should say evolution has no predictive power at all.

    If you say that you are utterly wrong. Darwin himself used his evolutionary theory to succesfully predict that man evolved in Africa. A quick search of Google will turn up many other examples where theories of evolution have been used to make succesful predictions.

  86. Re:And this means what? by Tassach · · Score: 1
    IIRC, Pope John Paul II publicly aknowledged the Big Bang as the moment of Creation.

    Of course, this means nothing to fundie Protestants, because they all know that the reason the Pope wears long robes and funny hats is to hide his tail and horns.

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  87. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1

    There are folks out there who believe that the "scientific evidence" they are presenting on their websites and in the books they write refute the science you are talking about. I am not an expert of any kind, and I know very little about biology, but I have a hard time believing that what they are saying is at all correct. For one thing, when they venture off into areas I do know a little about, they frequently say things that are flat out wrong, or at least misrepresent what real scientists think. For another, very few of them have much in the way of formal scientific education themselves.

    but only somebody choosing ignorance or suffering from insanity could interpret the vast amount of observational evidence as supporting a literalist interpretation of the Biblical Genesis.

    There is some truth to that statement, but I think you are misunderstanding the approach of some Christians who hold a literal view but who are indifferent to what "science" says.

    The application of the scientific method certainly yields useful information. But reasonable people disagree about the scope of its use and the certainty of the results. I remember a story about some Greek thinker who reasoned from some philosophical principles that women must have fewer teeth. He was married, but it never occured to him to actually count his wife's teeth to determine whether he was right. That's kindof a bad example, because a few observations would have been helpful in that case, but my point is, different people assign different levels of confidence to different types of evidence. If I have a good reason for thinking that the bible is inspired by God, then the question becomes, "Do I trust my literal interpretation of the bible more than the interpretation of nature made by the scientists, or vice versa?" I don't know whether I put that all that well, but hopefully it is clear.

    It's quite clear that the Old Testament is the collection of the writings of many plainly different Jewish authors from somewhat different periods of time, smoothed out slightly and rolled into one. You may believe it is divinely inspired if you choose, but God didn't come down to Earth and set pen to paper himself.

    I'll timidly agree, but still ask, "So what?" I already answered what I think you are saying in another post. Is God such a bumbler that he can't manage to have written down what he wants?

  88. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    1. Darwin predicted, based on homologies with African apes, that human ancestors arose in Africa. That prediction has been supported by fossil evidence and genetic evidence [Ingman et al. 2000].

    That is not a prediction. That is an observation made after the fact. Furthermore, it is recursive reasoning, since its assumes evolution to support itself. It appears as though the rest of your examples were similar. A prediction is an idea that can be tested with an empirical experiment that could indicate acceptance or rejection of the idea. The idea that we, and other organisms evolved from lifelessness into our present state cannot make testable predictions.

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  89. IANAG by rob_canoe · · Score: 1

    I just can't wait to see the first post that says

    IANAG (I am not a god) but I read something somewhere a long time ago about this topic, and I am determined to demonstrate my sloppy thinking with a long and flawed post.

  90. Evolution: It's Not Just for Liberals by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

    but I thought it was relevant to the general conversation for you liberal, anti-war zealots out there who actually believe the theory of evolution.

    What about conservative American patriots who actually believe the theory of evolution? Not all conversative American patriots are troglodytes, you know.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Evolution: It's Not Just for Liberals by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a characteristic of zealots that they want to believe that a) everyone is either with them or against them, and b) both sides hold easily categorized sets of beliefs. The idea that there are ideologies orthogonal to their own just doesn't fit into their worldview.

      Me, I'm a patriotic liberal anti-war pro-gun atheist evolution-believing veteran. The grandparent poster probably has never even imagined that people like me exist. ;)

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  91. Re:Too bad... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    " have yet to see a scientist prove that the Red Sea was parted..."

    You should watch Discovery Channel. They talked about the parting seas and what could have caused it. It was a while ago, so the details I remember are a little vauge. Something along the lines of a volcano erupting. This caused a geological disturbance that caused the waters to recede. After things settled down, the waters came rushing back. It's possible that during these events, a group of people could have crossed at the moment of the parting, and when the people chasing them started to cross, the water came back with a vengence.

    It is not the point of my post to say it was proven, but rather there are investigations of events that might have inspired the bible.

    I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the truth were somewhere in the middle.

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  92. obPython by Tassach · · Score: 1

    When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a boat in a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one floated. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest boat in all of England

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  93. HMS Beagle already found since Tomb Raider III. by Blaede · · Score: 1

    These people could have just watched the intro cinematic in this game, they would have known where to look. I'm sure Angeline Jolie wouldn't mind taking them out to the site.

  94. Re:And this means what? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
    In the interest of fairness, here is an evolution supporting sentence that will probably be modded down: The reason why posts that malign evolution or advocate intelligent design get modded Troll, Flamebait, and Overrated is simply because Slashdot doesn't have an Incorrect mod.

    Now to save my karma: Questioning evolution is good. But a valid question would take the form, "If evolution is valid, how do you explain (insert observation here)?" Instead, most "questions" are taking the form "I don't think there's enough evidence," which is far to vague. What specific observation leads you to disbelieve evolution?

    Also, a theory must do more than just explain observations. It also needs some predictive power - this both increases our knowledge and provides a path for revisions to the theory. This is where intelligent design fails: It can always explain observations ("God did it.") but if you ask "Will this bacteria become resistant," the answer is, "He didn't say."

  95. Anime opportunity . . . by photomic · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . to raise the Beagle and turn it into a space-faring vessel to search for the other Beagle on Mars, but instead encountering. . .

  96. Re:And this means what? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  97. Re:Too bad... by Tassach · · Score: 3, Insightful
    1. A valid scientific theory must be falsifiable -- it has to allow for some means for it to be proven false. Darwinism passes this test, Creationism does not. Your complaint that "Creationism has to be proven right" is because creationism does not allow for disproof -- any conflicting evidence is dismissed with the "it's that way because God made it that way" handwave.
    2. A valid scientific theory must have predictive value. Darwinsim has predictive value, creationism does not.
    Because creationism is not scientifically testable, it is not a scientific theory. You could call Creationism a hypothesis if you were feeling generous (and a fairytale if you are not). It's not a theory and never will be because it lacks the defining attributes of a scientific theory.
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  98. Re:And this means what? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1
    And it's not only consistent with Christianity, but with alien's perspectives on the whole thing:

    "We've been observing your pathetic planet since it was created. Five thousand years ago. By God." -Kang and Kodos
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  99. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    It also needs some predictive power - this both increases our knowledge and provides a path for revisions to the theory.

    I beleive both creation and evolution have similar predictive power, in that they both have some sloppy, cut-rate predictive power. But neither is really any good.

    For instance, according to creation, the highpoint of all the earth was just after creation. It has been going downhill ever since. So according to creation, look for continued extinctions and loss of more and more species as time goes on.

    While this is technically predictive, it isn't what we're looking for.

    The evolutionary predictions are similar; shoddy half-predictions that don't really test the theory.

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  100. H.M.S. Pinafore by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1
    HMS Pinafore was refitted in 1907 as a mine-detection vessel, and was sold in 1912 to the Argentine Navy. Her namesake, the second HMS Pinafore, was commissioned in 1914 as part of the Paragon class of battlecruisers. Pinafore saw action and was badly damaged at the Battle of Coronel, and had to be scuttled two days later.

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  101. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    A prediction can be tested with an empirical experiment that can either support or refute the prediction.

    A prediction can also be satisfied by an observation. The famous curvature of light observation predicted by Einstein is exactly such an example.

    If you don't like that, there are still experimental tests of evolution aplenty. It isn't hard to study evolution, all you need is to study a system of life forms that has a short generational period.

    One Example:

    http://myxo.css.msu.edu/cgi-bin/lenski/prefman.p l? group=aad

  102. Proof of Evolution by deathcow · · Score: 4, Insightful


    IMHO you are deluded.

    Evolution is not a theory. Scientists aren't trying to prove that evolution happened. It is accepted to be a real fact.

    The THEORIES of evolution surround what the mechanisms of evolution are, was it genetic mutations, natural disasters, etc. HOW did evolution occur, not DID it occur.

    It's a stupid point to argue about. If you need a single holy creator, than you need to work him into the scheme of the big things: millions of galaxies and galaxy clusters, a potentially life rich universe, why is there life at all? Don't argue the small points like the evolving body of genetics found on Earth.

    1. Re:Proof of Evolution by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

      When we dig back through the fossil record, the further back in time we find fossils the simpler the organisms are.

      So there's macro evolution or God is an asshole playing tricks on us with dinosaur bones and trilobite skeletons...

      Tim

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    2. Re:Proof of Evolution by DeusExLibris · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with your intent, but I must also point out that evolution is, in fact, a theory. The reason that no one is working on proving it is that it would be a very difficult, very pointless endeavor. Evolution accurately describes what we see in the fossil record. As theories go, it is spectacularly successful.

      Newton's theories of motion are demonstrably wrong. However, they are still used by engineers the world over. Why? Because to the approximation required, they work.

      It is not necessary for a theory to be fact to be useful. Nor is it a given that just because a theory is widely accepted and useful, that it is a fact.

    3. Re:Proof of Evolution by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Micro- vs. macro-evolution is a distinction without a difference. Enough small changes add up to a big change. Biologists have long ago realized that there's no difference between the two except time. Only anti-science religious zealots masquerading as "intelligent design theorists" or whatever they're calling themselves this week still pretend that it's a meaningful distinction.

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    4. Re:Proof of Evolution by samcentral2000 · · Score: 1

      The straight Dope says

      All right! Creationists accept half the theory of evolution! We'll have you guys believing we're all monkeys' uncles yet.

      Let's take a look at some terms. Creationists consider microevolution to be small changes within a species. A prime example is the often-cited case of the moths in England changing colors to blend in better with pollution-covered trees. The moth species stayed the same, but there were changes within that species. As you rightly note, Fred, this was an instance of survival of the fittest--the moths that blended in better with the trees were more likely to elude predators and thus pass along their coloring to their offspring.

      Macroevolution is said to be the change from one species to another. This naturally leads to discussions beyond species and into genus, family, etc., and ultimately leads to the question of whether we humans share a common ancestor with apes. So you got that right too.

      The problem is in your attempt to separate the two. Macroevolution, far from being "an entirely different story" from microevolution, is actually the same story, just on a larger scale. Creationists have not come up with a reasonable explanation why evolution should stop at the boundary of a species, rather than include the process that changes one species to another over time. Fact is, there is no such reason. No hard and fast distinction can be drawn between "micro" and "macro" evolution. It's all one process.

      A new book by Niles Eldredge (who co-authored the famous paper explaining the theory of punctuated equilibrium with now more well-known colleague Stephen Jay Gould) discusses this very topic, among many others. It's called The Triumph of Evolution and the Failure of Creationism, and I encourage everybody to go out and buy a copy. Maybe two. Guys like this need all the support they can get.

      One of Eldredge's statements in the book summarizes the main point here: "There is utter continuity in evolutionary processes from the smallest scales (microevolution) up through the largest scales (macroevolution)" [p. 119].

      Here are some of the other things he had to say on the microevolution/macroevolution topic:

      Evolutionary processes taking place in relatively small scales of space and time connect to larger-scale entities, processes, and events to produce the entire history of life from the smallest incremental evolutionary change to the vast spectrum running from the simplest bacteria on up through the complex fungi, plants, and animals--from, in other words, the small-scale changes of so-called microevolution on up through the larger-scaled changes often referred to as macroevolution. This tremendously diverse array of life, spanning at least 3.5 billion years of Earth history, is all connected by a pattern of nested sets of genetic and anatomical similarity that can rationally be explained only as the simple outcome of a natural shared descent with modification [pp. 62-3].

      Patterns of evolutionary change within species seem no different in principle just milder in degree from the sorts of changes we see between closely related species. All evolutionary changes are produced by natural selection working each generation on the variation presented to it [p. 76].

      The evolution of a family should be no different in its basic nature, and should involve no different processes, from the evolution of a genus, since a family is nothing more than a collection of related genera. And genera are just collections of related species. The triumph of evolutionary biology in the 1930s and 1940s was the conclusion that the same principles of adaptive divergence just described--primarily the processes of mutation and natural selection--going on within species, accumulate to produce the differences we see between closely related species--i.e., within genera. Q.E.D.: If adaptive modification within species explains the evolutionary differences between species within a genus, logically it must explain all the evolutionary chan

  103. Re:What about .... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah. Thanks for contributing.

  104. Uhhh, well that's fine for you, BUT by TigerTime · · Score: 1
    Darwinsm is the better theory of the two
    Well, then i guess you aren't afraid of hell, so in that sense, it's better for YOU. But as for me, I'm afraid of burning for eternity.
    Why should I choose to beleive the theory that involves some strange, complex omnipotent being that I dont understand, when I can can choose Darwinism that is simple.
    If Christianity were simple, then Heaven would be filled with a bunch of people that took the easy way out. That's not in God's plan. He wants people that sacrifice and can be humbled by his presence, not question it.
    1. Re:Uhhh, well that's fine for you, BUT by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

      lol... you're joking... right? :-D

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  105. Re:And this means what? by Tassach · · Score: 1
    If your God thinks it's so important that we worship him and live by his rules, why has he hidden all evidence of his existance so completely? If he intended for there to be One True Faith, how come he did not reveal the same religion to all of his creations?

    For the sake of argument, do you really think that God in the Judeo-Christian tradition is such a wimp that he couldn't manage to have written what he wanted?

    Your religion says that God does not use humans as puppets because he created us with free will. Therefore, even if God literally dictated his words to a human, that human could willfuly change what he was told in the course of writing it down. Even if the original author faithfully recorded God's word, subsequent transcriptionists could willfully change what was written, and translators could willfuly slant the words to their own ends. Finally, the reader can willfully misunderstand (or selectively quote) Gods word to support his own predjudices.

    Contrary to your ad hominim attack, I've put a great deal of thought into this subject. I've examined the evidence and found it lacking in every specification. Christian mythology does not hold up to even the most elementary scientific or logical standards. It is not even internally consistent with itself -- the Bible is so self-contridictory in so many places that it boggles the imagination. (EG: "Thou shall not kill" vs. "thou shall not suffer a witch to live"; "There is no man that sinneth not" vs. "Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not." )

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  106. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    That is not a prediction. That is an observation made after the fact.

    You are joking, right? Science is full of such, including the bending of light in gravitational fields, the existance of the Tau Meson, the positron and so forth. These are all considered to be important support for the theories that made these predictions.

    An observation IS an experiment. If the result of the observation is predicted, i.e. that there should be an Ur-ant, or that light bends in a gravitational field, and in fact it is observed according to the prediction, then there is in fact a succesful test of the theory.

    The idea that we, and other organisms evolved from lifelessness into our present state cannot make testable predictions.

    Utter nonsense. Testable predictions based on the theory of evolution are made routinely. Succesful predictions go back to the very origin of the theory by Darwin.

  107. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    There is a very real difference between the curvature observation and evolution. Einstein proposed a law, a universal, that would show itself in the curving of light.

    The theory of evolution is more broad. In particular, even if you could somehow show species evolving at present, it doesn't show anything about the past. So I suppose we would have to split the discussion into ongoing and past evolution. Is evolution occuring today? Did evolution create life? The answer to either of these does not answer the other. Which is where the problem occurs. When we say evolution/creation, we are dealing with "Did evolution create life?". But your observations are all related to "Is evolution occuring today?". Whereas Einstein didn't have to deal with such a split. So I find your comparison lacking.

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  108. Re:Too bad... by rawshark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To quote my Wise and Eloquent Friend:

    "[it depends on whether you trust the scientists or the priests] and I would rather trust the scientists than the priests. They actually can work miracles, not just point to alleged past ones or promise future ones.

    "Are we still living in caves and wearing tin pans for protection? You can have fire by lighting a match, light by flipping a switch. You will never have to worry about dying from pneumonia and the plague, and if you catch those you'll go to a hospital and get some antibiotics and get better. Your mother did not have a 30% chance of dying in childbirth. You did not have a 70% of dying by the age of three. Your parents will live into their eighties and you will live into your nineties. This weekend you will travel a distance which once took months of perilous journey in a matter of hours, and you will do it by FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. These are all MIRACLES. Science has accomplished in 150 years what religion cannot in thousands of years. That is because Science recognizes its mistakes and learns from them instead of adapting a head in the sand mentality to them."

  109. Re:It's in the name by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    IIRC, a lot of Nineteenth Century Europeans were more fond of Darwin's book than of Jews and their food.

  110. Re:And this means what? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    Actually you CAN make experiments that prove that evolution takes place, fruit-flies easily evolve fast enought that you can turn one population of fruit flies into two seperate races by exerting two different evolutionary pressures on them.
    It's been done... that's an experiment, and it proves the predictive power of the theory?

    What more do you want?

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  111. Yes, God is a fibber by ianscot · · Score: 1
    After all, if He wanted, to, God could have created the entire universe just a moment after you read this comment. So why couldn't he have created the Earth with skeletons of dinosaurs where they are?

    Typically, theologians opposed to evolution have anticipated you in this idea, and come up with a rationale that makes it (to their minds) unacceptable. The essential point would be that God wouldn't tell fibs that way, by planting misleading evidence. That's the synopsis of the argument, anyway.

    (Meanwhile most of the scientists I've ever met in the US, anyway, were practicing Christians. The basic point that evolution and religion aren't in opposition because they deal with different types of knowledge is just tooooo hard to get ahold of, isn't it? Scientific knowledge is falsifiable by definition, faith is not, and so on? Sound like something we've heard before?)

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  112. This is the golden age of shipwrecks by ianscot · · Score: 4, Informative

    The two superpowers had their various deep benthic submersibles that they've used for stuff like tapping each other's deep-sea cables and pulling up each other's dead subs and so on. (You might want to Read "Blind Man's Bluff" for an okay popular history of that stuff.) Now that the cold war's over, there are private markets for the technology, and the navy's happy to lend its stuff to Robert Ballard to poke around the Meditteranean, looking for history.

    Underwater archaeology's taking off as a result. We've had an amazing run of shipwreck-finding, haven't we? Heck, let alone shipe -- we get Black Sea villages that've been preserved in anaerobic environments since "THE flood." All sorts of sailing vessels. Nazi subs. It's a great time to be looking for ships down there. Go down off of the canaries, and you almost have too many ships to choose from.

    (William Broad's "The Universe Below" is a decent run through the military history of this stuff, and concentrates more on the shipwrecks side than, say, Richard Ellis's "Deep Atlantic." Broad also considers the legal and ethical problems -- who does a shipwreck from 1500 belong to? Ellis is more about the biology, which is cool too.)

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  113. Re:Too bad... by madpierre · · Score: 1

    If god was so smart.
    Why did he/she create Christian fundamentalists?

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  114. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    So I suppose we would have to split the discussion into ongoing and past evolution. Is evolution occuring today? Did evolution create life?

    There is no reason to believe that what is going on today in observable evolution is any different from what occurred a billion years ago. Such a split has no justifcation.

    As far as evolution addressing the origin of life, since when? Genesis is not addressed by evolution. There is a lot of speculation as to how life arose, but the science behind it is based on chemical thermodynamics.

    Whereas Einstein didn't have to deal with such a split.

    There is no such split.

  115. Shipwreck buff touts Kodiak treasure opportunity by core+plexus · · Score: 2, Informative
    I agree, and here's something related: "Disasters from Kodiak's past could turn into blessings for its future, according to a maritime lawyer and shipwreck diving enthusiast. "You guys have a great resource in the maritime history of this island," Peter Hess told an audience at Kodiak College on Sunday.

    Audience members heard stories of silver, gold and jewels salvaged in recent years from wrecks dating to the days of the Spanish galleons. Hess recalled his excitement at seeing real treasure chests bursting with pieces of eight." Story Continues

    He said advances in scuba diving technology will make sunken ships around Kodiak more accessible. Hess foresees a time when diving could join fishing and hunting as a local economic asset. "I think you have the beginnings of a new industry," he said.

    "Once something is found, the first thing that's asked is, 'Who owns it?'" he said.

    Assuming that a ship's owners have abandoned a wreck, the basic principle of salvage law is simple: finders keepers. That still has validity in the maritime context, Hess said.

    -cp-

  116. Re:They don't conflict... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    > Reading the Old Testament certianly leaves the non-believer with the impression that Yahweh has the attitudes and manners of a spoiled, sadistic child.

    Are you ignorant of what allegory means?

    Gal 4 (NIV)
    "21 Tell me, you who want to be under the law, are you not aware of what the law says? 22For it is written that Abraham had two sons, one by the slave woman and the other by the free woman. 23 His son by the slave woman was born in the ordinary way; but his son by the free woman was born as the result of a promise.
    24 These things may be taken figuratively, for the women represent two covenants."

    In the words of St. Augustine: "What the apostle says pertains to this problem: 'For the letter killeth, but the spirit quickeneth', that is, when that which is said figuratively is taken as though it were literal, it is understood carnally. Nor can anything more appropriately be called the death of the soul than that condition in which the thing which distinguishes us from beasts, which is the understanding, is subjected to the flesh in the pursuit of the letter. He who follows the letter takes figurative expressions as though they were literal and does not refer the things signified to anything else"

    Origen wrote in De Principiis

    "Where the word found that things done according to the history could be adapted to these mystical senses, he made use of them concealing from the multitude the deeper meaning; but where in the narrative of the development of super-sensual things, there did not follow the performance of those certain events which were already indicated by the mystical meaning, the scripture interwove in the history the account of some event that did not take place, sometimes what could not have happened; sometimes what could but did not."
    and
    "But all the narrative portion, relating either to the marriages, or to the begetting of the children, or to battles of different kinds, or to any other histories whatever, what else can they be supposed to be, save the forms and figures of hidden and sacred things? As men, however, make little effort to exercise their intellect, or imagine that they possess knowledge before they really learn, the consequence is that they never begin to have knowledge; or if there be no want of a desire, at least, nor of an instructor, and if divine knowledge be sought after, as it ought to be, in a religious and Holy Spirit, and in the hope that many points will be opened up by the revelation of God -- since to human sense they are exceedingly difficult and obscure -- then, perhaps, he who seeks in such a manner will find what it is lawful to discover".

    Peace

  117. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    What I would want would be proof that you haven't proven natural selection instead of evolution. You would have to prove that you have created new species of fruit flies and not merely brought out different traits through environment. To my knowledge, that has never been done.

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  118. Re:They don't conflict... by DeusExLibris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know this is veering even further off topic, but...

    The behavior you refer to is attributed by biblical scholars to the polytheistic period of Judaism, where Yahweh Sabaoth was the god of war (think the plagues of Egypt and the exodus). This deity evolved into the one and only God, Yahweh, in post-Babylonian monotheism.

    You should read Karen Armstrong's excellent book, A History of God, for a complete historical account.

  119. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    There most certainly is a difference.
    Such a split has no justifcation.
    You need justification to show that the two are the same. Even if you could, through some miracle, observe evolution today, it would be a far stretch to assume that, based on that observation, evolution created life. That is stepping well beyond the bounds of science - inferring and conjecturing.

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  120. Re:And this means what? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    What's your definition of race?
    The biologists have defined it as the subpopulations that don't interbreed, and they've done created those...

    Besides I can't see the difference between natural selection and evolution?
    Surely you have to admit that mutations occur and that many of them are viable, right? This happens ALL the time... it has to DNA relpication isn't perfect, that been proven time and time again in the lab and by experiments with DNA and by examining the DNA of living families, and it makes sense from purely chemical arguments... no denying viable mutations.

    And you apparantly don't think that natural selection is strange... why do you need to have a god to explain evolution?
    mutations + natural selection = evolution

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  121. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1

    If your God thinks it's so important that we worship him and live by his rules, why has he hidden all evidence of his existance so completely? If he intended for there to be One True Faith, how come he did not reveal the same religion to all of his creations?

    "The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities--his eternal power and divine nature--have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse." - Romans 1:18-21.

    I assume that at least the possibility of these verses won't be overly difficult for you to swallow, seeing as how you later claim that translators, scribes, and every day Christians willfully distort the meaning of scriptures.

    Your religion says that God does not use humans as puppets because he created us with free will

    I'm genuinely puzzled. What could you possibly know about "my religion," seeing as how this is (so far as I know) the first time we have ever spoken? Advice for you: Never assume that the understanding you have of a world religion is agreed upon by all its adherents. You probably have a great number of convincing arguments against "Christianity" in your head, but unfortunately they only apply to your ideas about it, and are only interesting to you and those who happen to agree with you. You'd be a lot better off replying specifically to "Christianity according to X" where X is some person whose views you are very familiar with. You don't even know whether I'm Roman Catholic, some flavor of Protestant, Orthodox, or something else that defies neat categorization. Your argument, which seems plausible enough, misses the target because I don't hold the view of free will that it requires.

    subsequent transcriptionists could willfully change what was written

    Logically speaking, perhaps. In fact, they didn't. The evidence of accurate transmission is so surprisingly strong that even I am amazed. So far as I know, critical scholars make all sorts of arguments about the authors of scripture, but practically never worry themselves much over whether the text as we currently have it has been accurately passed down. The number of available ancient manuscripts, what we know about ancient scribal practices, etc in my mind puts the burden of evidence on the person who wants to insist that the bible has been changed.

    and translators could willfuly slant the words to their own ends.

    This is why scholars read the scriptures in their original languages. Even simple pastors usually have a take two or three semesters each of Greek and Hebrew.

    Finally, the reader can willfully misunderstand (or selectively quote) Gods word to support his own predjudices.

    For a fascinating example of this in action, see the part of your post about "Thou shalt not kill." Seriously, there is nothing to this charge that couldn't also be said of any other view of authority or source of knowledge, whether it's the book of some religion, natural phenomena, or mathematical proofs. Witness the global warming debate.

    Contrary to your ad hominim attack, I've put a great deal of thought into this subject

    I apologize for being rude. I'm sure you have thought a great deal about your ideas about Christianity, and I'm sure many of your arguments are sound. But as I said above, you appear to assume that your ideas about Christianity are also "my religion," when in at least one area we've seen they aren't.

    It is not even internally consistent with itself -- the Bible is so self-contridictory in so many places that it boggles the imagination. (EG: "Thou shall not kill" vs. "thou shall not suffer a witch to live"; "There is no man that sinneth not" vs. "Whosoever abideth in h

  122. Re:And this means what? by jnicholson · · Score: 1
    1. Darwin predicted, based on homologies with African apes, that human ancestors arose in Africa. That prediction has been supported by fossil evidence and genetic evidence [Ingman et al. 2000].
    That is not a prediction. That is an observation made after the fact.
    If Darwin knew about the fossil evidence and genetic evidence before he created his theory, then your statement would be correct. If the theory predicted them, and then he went to look for them, then it is a valid prediction. Even though the events happened before the theory was created, provided the initial observation occurred after the theory was created, it is still a prediction.
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  123. Re:They don't conflict... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All the theological apologism you can throw at the matter doesn't disguise the fact that bulk of the body of religious literature which eventually became "the Bible" was written by people who believed in its literal truth as the word of God. As science learns more about our world, the amount of religious belief that any intelligent, educated person can hold diminishes -- which is why so many very intelligent people spend so much time coming up with ever-more-elaborate justifications for beliefs based on ancient superstitions. But it doesn't work. Those stories weren't meant as allegory. They were told by people who believed every word of them. If modern, sophisticated believers have trouble dealing with that fact, then that's their problem.

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  124. Re:what i don't get is by mikerich · · Score: 1
    What about the newly commisisoned QM2?

    Not to mention the QE2

    True, but they're both in active service. It'll be interesting to see if they are preserved at the end of their lives.

    My guess is this cloying sentimentality that we have in Britain is a reaction to the post-war clearances and modernisation. When Britain redeveloped its cities after World War II entire areas were levelled and many fine buildings and historical sites were trashed. Now we're terrified to change anything and are busy embedding the whole country in aspic.

    When you have the Prince of Wales who thinks that there is Romano-Greek revival and Georgian styles of architecture and nothing else owning half of the country and the National Trust owning the rest there is precious little opportunity for Britain to rebuild and develop a modern style. No wonder so many of our architects and designers work abroad.

    Best wishes,
    Mike.

  125. Re:They don't conflict... by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Are you ignorant of what allegory means?
    I understand allegory. The problem is that the vocal religious right does not

    Have you listened to what modern Literalist Christians actually say? Take the Book of Job as an example. Most people would consider it to be an allegory designed to convey a theological point. However, there are a significant number of Christians (of the Falwell/Robertson brigade) would would maintain that Job is a literal and accurate transcription of actual historical events.

    My personal observation is that the predominant view among anti-evolutionist Christians is that the KJV Bible is the literal and inerrant Word of God. Yes, there are educated and rational Christians out there who have a more realistic intrepretation of the Bible; but they generally aren't the ones foaming at the mouth about evil-loution or driving around with bumper stickers where the "truth" fish is eating the "darwin" fish.

    My original observation, that the God described in the Old Testament is capricious, bloodthirsty, and sadistic remains unchanged. Leviticus in particular has God threatining dire punishments or commanding his followers to perform barbaric acts in every third verse. Deuteronomy has God repeatedly ordering his followers to kill every man, woman, and child of neighboring tribes -- although if he was feeling particuarly generous he let the faithful rape the women and bring them home as slaves. 1 Samuel has him killing 50,070 people just for looking at him funny, as well as more genocidal commands. 2 Samuel has him punishing his own people with a plague for the unauthorized genocide committed by the former king, and sending another one because David conducted a census. In 2 Kings he has a pair of bears eat 42 rude children who were mocking his bald buddy Elisha. And the list goes on.

    Even taken allegorically, the messages of the Old Testiment are crystal clear: "Mercilessly kill everyone who worships another god (or who lives in the general vicinity of people who worship another god)", and "Do what I want or else I will do horrible things to you and everyone you know".

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  126. Re:Any of DarWin's stuff on board by zedmelon · · Score: 1

    OOOO! Put THAT on eBay!!!!

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  127. Re:And this means what? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Even if you could, through some miracle, observe evolution today, it would be a far stretch to assume that, based on that observation, evolution created life.

    Let me say it again - evolution does not explain the genesis of life. Theories of the origin of life are based on chemical thermodynamics. There is no split whatsoever because evolution does not attempt to explain genesis.

    And as far as observation of evolution today, that has in fact been done many times, both in lab experiment and in nature.

  128. The Polarity of Zealots by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    It is a characteristic of zealots that they want to believe that a) everyone is either with them or against them, and b) both sides hold easily categorized sets of beliefs. The idea that there are ideologies orthogonal to their own just doesn't fit into their worldview. Me, I'm a patriotic liberal anti-war pro-gun atheist evolution-believing veteran. The grandparent poster probably has never even imagined that people like me exist. ;)

    Well put -- that's what I'm talking about.

    Similarly, I've met professors of biology who believe in both Christianity and evolution. And why not? If God can create Everything ... surely He can create evolution ....

    -kgj

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  129. Re:They don't conflict... by winwar · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, what you are saying is that God is somewhat akin to the typical manager/CEO/leader?

    Hmm, that much be the smell of burning karma...

  130. Bible Mix 'n' Match by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Well you have to realize that a large number of Christians pick and choose ideas from the bible simply to bolster confidence in their own personal beliefs, kinda like why people watch shows like O'Reily.

    Picking and choosing makes sense. Taking the entire Bible straight-up at face value is tough: numerous contradictions, a shortage of connections to bind the pieces into a cohesive whole.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Bible Mix 'n' Match by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1
      I think he was alluding to the question, "Then why do you believe in *any* of it?" (that isn't verified by other sources, whether they be other accounts of history or scientific discoveries)

      I would almost argue that it doesn't, technically, make sense. I would say that about any belief based solely on anecdote. It doesn't make it bad or wrong, I just argue that it doesn't really "make sense".

    2. Re:Bible Mix 'n' Match by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

      "Then why do you believe in *any* of it [the Bible]?" (that isn't verified by other sources, whether they be other accounts of history or scientific discoveries)

      I would almost argue that it doesn't, technically, make sense. I would say that about any belief based solely on anecdote.


      The anecdotal value of the Bible -- to me, a non-believer -- is that it tells us something about how people lived in Biblical times. To the extent that modern human nature is similar to ancient human nature, we might learn something from the Bible about the individual and society.

      I don't believe it's the one and only Word of God, and I certainly don't believe it's the one and only code by which we *must* lead our lives, lest we go to hell.

      -kgj

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  131. poetry by simonharvey · · Score: 1
    the problem with the beginning of genesis is that it is written in hebrew poetry and not as a scientific report.

    if you wanted to get an accurate interperation of genesis I suggest that you (plural) take a foundation year bible studies class where they get at the hebrew, themes, images, etc... and not from a faith perspective.

    when you do this you (plural) pick up on themes that were invisible when you (plural) were reading it as a scientific report.

    simon

  132. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    And as far as observation of evolution today, that has in fact been done many times, both in lab experiment and in nature.

    I don't think anyone has observed evolution. I beleive you are referring to observing natural selection. For instance, if you take a culture of bacteria/moths/fruitflies, divide it, and place separate environmental pressure on each group, you will end up with two different groups.

    The question is whether you just observed evolution or natural selection. If it was evolution, there would have to be new traits that none of the original specemins had. That has never happened in the lab or in observation. What you do see is traits held by a few specemins becoming more dominant throughout the entire culture (natural selection).

    I won't argue natural selection with you. I agree that happens contstantly. Evolution incorportates natural selection, but depends on much more to be true.

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  133. Re:And this means what? by Tassach · · Score: 1
    I can tell you that they are not contradictions just on the face of it How exactly are the ideas of "Everyone is a sinner" and "Anyone who believes in Jesus is not a sinner" fail to contridict one another? These are blatantly contridictory statements without resorting to major semantic gymnastics.

    Even if you translate the 6th Commandment as "Don't commit murder", how can you define the wanton killing of non-combatants by soldiers as anything else? Why would a god who doesn't want his followers to commit murder then command them to kill women and children and stone people to death for minor transgressions?

    A huge amount of mental effort has been wasted trying to explain away the obvious contridictions in the Bible. Despite centuries of effort from some of the most brilliant theologians who ever lived, no one has been able to convincingly resolve the numerous discrepancies and contridictions in the Bible. It would be nice to be able to consign it to the dustbin of history, but unfortunately even non-believers have to understand the Bible in to defend themselves against the ignorant masses who refuse to accept anything else as an authoritative source of information.

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  134. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    And you apparantly don't think that natural selection is strange... why do you need to have a god to explain evolution?

    First off, I don't need a god ..., I choose to have faith in God more than I have faith in this particular idea.

    Secondly, as you mentioned, mutations + natural selection = evolution and I have no qualms about natural selection. Here's the problem. For this process to work, you have to have a viable mutation, as you mentioned. But if someone offered me a billion dollars to tweak one of my genes, I'd turn it down, because it would almost certainly kill or maim me. Now you're saying, "that's ok, because given billions and billions of years..." Large expanses of time are necessary for this idea to work as well. But there isn't enough time. Radiometric dating is crap. And even if it's correct, there wouldn't have been time for single celled orgs to evolve into humans.

    And lastly, the definition of "viable" is quite at odds. Lets take the idea that dolphins evolved from something like a taiper. If a population of taipers had (over millions of years) undergone mutations that left them with half-legs-half-flippers. At this time they are neigher the fastest thing on land or in the water. The in-betweeness of the mutation makes them vulnerable. They would have been naturally selected to become extinct. Yet this stage is required to get to being fully dolphins. And what's more, they would have to be in this intermediate stage more millions of years! Or at least a couple hundred thousand.

    And when I think of a theory and whether not one has sufficient proof, and whether it all makes sense, that one doesn't sit so easy with me.

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  135. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the has ship evolved into by now.

  136. Re:And this means what? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    ahok... so it's just because you have no idea how many mutations are actually viable and no comprehension of the time this has taken place? Do you wan't me to find lookup the information for you, can you do it yourself or would you prefer to continue living in ignorance?

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  137. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    I do know quite a bit about both points actually. In particular, I've studied the question of time quite in depth.

    And it would be ignorant to assume that anyone who doesn't agree with your point of view is ignorant.

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  138. Or the readable version by 2short · · Score: 1

    I must be having a hard day, I can't help coming back to this thread for a little fish-in-a-barrel action.

    I have seen human footprints that date to be 150 million years old, they have been found in Utah, Kentucky, Missouri, and in the country of Tanzania

    Give me more details and I can probably show you where these "footprints" have been carefully debunked.

    Fossil shoe prints with a crushed Trilobite under the heal were found in Utah by William J. Meister.

    Aha! that's enough detail: Its a trilobite, but it's not a shoe print Frankly, your uh, "dedication" is impressive. Most creationists gave up on this one in the 80s. If you do a bit of searching you can find the pictures that made them do so; the ones that show a whole bunch of similar formations all over the area where someone carefully snapped the ones that looked most shoe-like. (And frankly, it's not all that shoe-like in the first place)

    I always ask why these are disregarded.

    It's disregarded because it's been carefully examined and found wanting.

    The best thing I can come up with is a conspiracy

    What would be the possible goal of such a conspiracy? Heck, I've looked at the evidence and concluded evolution makes sense, so I would have to be part of the conspiracy. But I have not received a secret decoder ring. You'll have to take my word for it: I won't participate in any conspiracy that can't spring for a secret decoder ring.

    Please show me a living trans-species

    Find a mirror.

  139. Re:They don't conflict... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    > All the theological apologism you can throw at the matter doesn't disguise the fact that bulk of the body of religious literature which eventually became "the Bible" was written by people who believed in its literal truth as the word of God.

    And your proof / reference is ... ?

    > As science learns more about our world, the amount of religious belief that any intelligent, educated person can hold diminishes --

    You DO know that Science is a Religion, right?
    Re:what if theory didn't exist?

    Peace

  140. Re:And this means what? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
    I think evolution can predict a lot more than just continued extinctions. For example, we could predict that new fossils we find will be related to species we know about. Or if there is a large gap in the fossil record, we could predict that there might be an intermediate form. Evolution can explain basic properties of life, like self-preservation and reproductive instincts, and basic similarities, like DNA, cells, and proteins, which we would expect to see in any other forms of life.

    All of these predictions are testable. If we find life that isn't related to that life we know about, we'd need to change or abandon the theory. If there are large gaps we can't explain, we would need updated theories, like punctuated equilibrium, to explain how A can evolve into B. Evolution would be hard-pressed to explain life without self-preservation instincts or without proteins. But there haven't been, to our knowledge, any contradictions like this.

    All of these predictions are based on historical evidence, which is expected because most evolution happens very slowly. But there really isn't anything wrong with "reactionary" theories - they're better than cop-out answers, which I consider creationism to be. But evolution predicts other things which can be verified in the lab - the natural selection of moths, development of antibiotic resistant strains of bacteria, and even speciation in fruit flies and the like.

    Most interesting to me, evolution as a process can be applied in more ways than simply to explain life on earth. You can use it to describe market economics. You can even use it to design circuits, programs, and robotics.

  141. Re:And this means what? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    well sorry then.. you made it sound like you didn't know anything about mutation rates, so what good will your knowledge of time do you?

    I've tried to do a back of the envelope calculation to see how everything adds up... sure it took me half an hour (and you are probably not even serious about your claims, just trolling), and nobody else than you are going to read this.

    But I think it was a healthy exercise for me anyway... you have to do this kinda thing once in a while.
    Here we go:
    For eukaryotes and procaryotes alike the mutation rate turns out to be one 1E-6 to 1E-7 mutations per gene per generation.
    That's actually pretty fast; a laboratory petridish with a single culture can easily hold 1E9 to 1E10 e.coli bacteria... The cell division cycle in e. coli takes app. half an hour... you can probably do the math.... how many mutations is that per hour?
    Lets assume a steady state population... thats 1E4 mutations per hour.
    how many hours have passed since the the beginning of life (you've studied time, you would probably agree that 2.5E13 hours isn't a high estimate?)? It adds up to a darn lot of mutations... right?
    2.5E17 mutations in a single petri dish.
    Now that was one petri dish... how many more single celled organism do you think you can have in the WHOLE WORLD compared to *one* small petridish? well...

    The volume of the earths oceans is approximately 10E21 liters... the volume of a 60mm petridish with a 1mm layer is app. 1E-2 liters... then we probably have to multiply that again by some large factor because some research actually suggests that the vast majority of earths biomass isn't actually in the oceans or on the surfase but buried deep in the earths crust... lets round a couple of orders of magnitude down... lets say 1E22.
    Thats an incomprehensibly large number(!) multiply that by your extremely large number of mutations in e. coli in a single petridish from before... now you should get a compldetely incomprehensible number of mutations something like 2.5E39 mutations... try to comprehend this number!
    It is absolutely e-bloddy-nourmous... you cannot begin to imagine how large that number is.

    ok... this was a low estimate... e. coli has some pretty advanced mechanism for repairing DNA that definitely wasn't around in the begininning... add a couple of magnitudes.

    How does this add up for more complex organism?
    Lets go back to the original number of mutations for eukaryotes: 1E6 to 1E7 mutations per gene per generation... thats one mutation per gamete.
    How many are viable?
    Well... look around, with one mutation per gamete and a lot of living complex organisms all around you, most of the people you know have a viable mutation in their genome..
    Good... so what can we use as an estimate for the life cycle of a complex organism... lets say 24hours... thats setting it really high. the first complex organisms that everything evolved from probably lived much shorter than this, and most of the complexity we're lugging around has probably just been fine tuned ever since.
    thats approximately 2E11 generations of a single organism since the estimated emergance of complex life.
    How many complex life forms are there on earth... I've got no idea... lets say 1e16 it's a shot in the dark, but counting everything it's probably not far off... that's 2E27 mutations (most of them viable) since the emergence of complex life... lets estimate a couple of thousand genes to a simple complex organism. That means that the entire genome could undergo 1E24 mutations of all genes since the emergence of complex life...
    That's a lot of iterations... easily enough to explain darwinism, I'm sure you'll agree if you stop to ponder the size of that number.

    So what about evolving from apes to humans... (that's replacing just a few percent of the genome as I'm sure you know).
    well the earliest monkey skull is, what, 15 milion years old? thats 2 orders of magnitude shorter than since the emergence of complex life, apes live what 13-14 years before th

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  142. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1

    "No one who abides in Him sins; no one who sins has seen Him or knows Him." 1 John 3:6

    "If we say that we have no sin, we are deceiving ourselves and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, He is faithful and righteous to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. If we say that we have not sinned, we make Him a liar and His word is not in us. My little children, I am writing these things to you so that you may not sin. And if anyone sins, we have an Advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous" 1 John 1:8-2:1

    If there is a contradiction between the two statements you mentioned, than the situation is perhaps more dire for me than you first realized. Not only does John conflict with Paul, John contradicts something he very clearly said just a few verses earlier. Evidentally this John fellow was really a lunatic or a moron.

    On the other hand, the distinct possiblity exists that the simplest understanding of English translations of 2000 year old Greek writings don't fully convey the author's intent, particularly when they are ripped out of context. But because out of necessity trying to get a handle on the meaning of an isolated verse such as this one can involve such semantic gymnastics as considering Greek grammar and idiom, the flow of an argument, the larger body of an author's work, and so on, it seems hardly worth trying to determine whether or not some alternate interpretation is at all more accurate.

    If you change your mind, please google a little bit. You might try this.

    Even if you translate the 6th Commandment as "Don't commit murder", how can you define the wanton killing of non-combatants by soldiers as anything else?

    Principally, by allowing the bible to "speak for itself." You are importing ideas about morality into the bible and expecting the bible to match up with them. I can't answer the question, "Why does my view of killing during war not fit well with the bible's?"

    Why would a god who doesn't want his followers to commit murder then command them to kill women and children and stone people to death for minor transgressions?

    That's a pretty complicated question. Here is a short answer: People tend to have very limited perspectives. The important thing is the "here and now." People live a short while, then they die. But God sees the end from the beginning, and perhaps more significantly, sees things eternally, including the effects of human lives along with the lives themselves. Human lives are far more important to God than they are to us, but because we don't see things as he sees them, it is easy for us to imagine that God is a monster. In a similar fashion, everyone, but especially children, hate taking medicine, being operated on, or having a tooth filled. But the parents, who understand that these things are necessary to the health of the child, are required to inflict pain to accomplish good.

    A huge amount of mental effort....

    These comments are pretty subjective.

  143. Re:And this means what? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    I'd really like to see the calculation you've done though... The numbers I come up with are at least 1E20 too high, even if you wanted to explain evolution as just random mutations, selective pressure is supposed to speed things up enourmously.

    If you get a number that indicates that it absolutely can't be done then you would have to get a result that's a factor of 1E30 slower than my calculation...
    Every estimate I made has to have been too high by 2 orders of magntude to make evolution as slow as nature shows us it is... I Can't really see that happening, so if you are right I have to have made some gigantic blunder somewhere... You say you've considered these things, so where is it?

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  144. Re:And this means what? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    Briefly,

    There is much reason to beleive that the world is not as old as the currently held 4.6 billion years. To begin with, the radiometric dating methods used do not work. They are based on two key assumptions, one of which is a critical weakness.

    1. At the beginning of the earth there was 100% parent radioactive material, and 0% daughter material. And there is no other source of daughter material. -> Very large assumption that is wrong.

    2. Radioactive decay occurs at a somewhat constant rate. -> I'm ok with this one. The rate changes slightly with pressure and heat, but not enough to significantly impact results.

    This isn't just talk. There is a lot of data available that shows how innacurate this method is.

    For example:
    If you send one rock to a dating lab to be tested using uranium/lead, rubidium/strontium, and potasium/argon procedures, you will receive three different results, often differing by tens or hundreds of millions of years. Now put on your scientist hat and listen to this. For a normal test, they would look at what layer it came from to estimate its age, and through out the data that didn't fit their estimate!

    If all three tests show different ages, it is obvious that the dating method is flawed in at least two of the tests, more likely all three.

    And the flaws have been tested and shown to be egregious. Tests of samples with known ages have shown just how wrong they can be. Lava flows less than 200 year old have tested, using the popular rubidium-strontium isochron method, to be 1.34 +/- 0.04 billion years old! This is not an isolated result. You could google all day long and not run out of errant tests like this. The problem is that these tests are so sensitive to error, that having just a minute amount of extra daughter material inflates the measured age by hundreds of millions of years.

    I'm assuming when you did your calculations, you assumed an earth age of at least 3.5 billion years, as that is the oldest radiometrically dated rock. But those ages were all acquired using these radiometric methods, which we know don't work even when we know the age of what we're testing.


    As a side note: I don't mean to be rude, but I'll have to stop posting to this thread soon. I love talking about the issue - a fascinating one I think you'll agree. But I've already spent so much time posting that I'm not getting any work done! :)

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  145. Re:And this means what? by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Evidentally this John fellow was really a lunatic or a moron.
    I couldn't have said it better myself. I can not understand why the most powerful being in the universe would chose to communicate with his creations via the self-contridictory rantings of an intolerant fanatic.

    The Bible is undeniably self-contridictory. If it were not, it would be unnecessary to create elaborate arguments to explain and justify the blatant contridictions which are apparant to anyone who hasn't had their bullshit sensors permently fried through a lifetime of indoctrination.

    It's impossible for an intellectually honest person to reconcile the entire Bible with the post-Enlightenment interpretation of the philosopy attributed to Jesus; which is why Thomas Jefferson felt it necessary to compile his own bible. Jefferson spent the better part of his adult life in the process of, to use his own description, seperating the diamonds from the dunghill in order to produce what he felt was an accurate rendition of The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth. Sadly, many modern Christians (particuarly those on the far right) denounce Jefferson's work as heretical and blasphemous. It has been my experience that the religion practiced by most people calling themselves "Christian" has precious little in common with the philosophy so masterfully related by Jefferson.

    It occurs to me that the label "Christian" bears a lot in common to the label "Hacker", in that both are used by groups with diametrically opposed values to describe themselves. Script-kiddie "hackers" have almost exactly the same relation to classical MIT-style "hackers" as Jeffersonian "Christians" have to far-right bible-beater "Christians". Just as the real hackers have had their name sullied by the script kiddies of the world, the true followers of Jesus's philosophy have had their name sullied by misguided idiots. In a perfect world, it wouldn't be necessary to have to label oneself as a "white-hat hacker" or a "Jeffersonian Christian" in order to distinguish oneself from the the undesirables; but this is not a perfect world. By labelling oneself as a "christian" without providing any additional qualification, you allow an outsider to unconciously lump you together with the lunatic fringe.

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  146. Re:And this means what? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    Yes I used 3 billion years

    You are of course right, you can get enourmously wrong results with that dating method, but the relative error will probably be smaller for older samples...
    But it doesn't really matter much for my argument.

    Kelvin had vastly simplified model of the cooling of earth, he estimated estimated that the age of earth was 100-200 million years old.

    The thickness of the sediments suggests that the age of earth is 1.6 billion years old.

    Radioactivity gives from 500 million to 4 billion.

    (studying the rate of evolution in fossils of marine mollusks actually gives some hints too - that lands us in the same order of magnitude as everything else, but I can't really use that argument if you don't beleive in evolution ;)

    So a lot of different methods and none of them gives us an estimate thats much more than an order of magnitude faster than the my 3.5 billion years.
    And the ones that are are based on very simple models.
    So I'm not really worried that THAT estimate is completely off. It would be really surprising if all the methods had systematic errors pointing in the wrong direction overestimating the age of earth by more than 2 orders of magnitude.

    Anyway... my point is that even if they did and that number was off by a factor of 1000 it really wouldnt have an effect on my numbers... they are so big that you can easily dividide by that and still have an incomprehensibly large number.

    And just to give you an idea of how fast mutation rates are in living organisms, look at this:
    Luria and Delbruck. 1943. Genetics 28: 491-511]

    The experiment is pretty cool, and (in my eyes) it actually makes it pretty clear that e. coli mutate to adapt to an outside pressure in much the same way that darwin described.
    What really should get you thinking about how fast evolution is, is this:
    The experiments were set up so that only a mutation in one specific gene could make the cells avoid being eaten by a specific T1 phage. The interesting thing is that the timescale for that mutation to occur is days... and that's just in a very small population in a lab. (and the paper proves that it's random mutations and not adaption).

    With viable mutations happening THAT fast, I can't see how you can argue that mutations are too slow to give a sufficient diversity to drive evolution (over millions of years).

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  147. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1

    I can not understand ...

    And I couldn't have said it better myself.

  148. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1

    The truth of the matter is, as you pointed out, you don't understand. The ordinary and honest response to this is to try to understand. Your statements about the complexity of the arguments involved are bologna. Here is a summary of what you are saying.

    1. The arguments used to demonstrate how apparent contradictions in some English translations of the bible can be resolved are complicated*.

    2. Complicated* arguments never yield correct conclusions.

    3. Therefore, complicated* arguments used to resolve the apparent contradictions in some English translations of the bible fail.

    4. Therefore, the apparent contradictions are actual.

    5. Furthermore, "contridictions.... are apparant to anyone who hasn't had their bullshit sensors permently fried through a lifetime of indoctrination"

    *I reserve the right to decide when the arguments have become too complicated, and frankly you are confusing me with all this stuff about Greek grammar (even though the NT was written in Greek) and reading the bible on greater than an 8th grade level (even though the bible addresses very complex and abstract topics). I further realize that the verity of statements 3 and 4 depend directly on which arguments I arbitrarily decide are too complicated, as well as the very dubious nature of 2, but I'm ok with that because 5 is true anyway. No, I don't think that I only believe 5 because of some baseless preconceptions I have about how the bible should look if it was really inspired by God. Besides, I know some things about how Thomas Jefferson applied his philosophical biases to a book written by people from an entirely different culture, and I can respect that because he was a cool guy. This is clearly irrelevant, but you should respect my authority because I know things about the bible, and you should feel bad because Jefferson was obviously a lot more willing to randomly excise parts of the bible and you should be openminded like that, too. It's only because you have suffered from a lifetime of indoctrination that you aren't. Wait, you did say that you grew up in a religious home, didn't you?

  149. Re:And this means what? by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Since you want to construct a straw man by putting words into my mouth, let me return the favor.

    1) I should believe in God because the Bible says so, and the Bible can't be wrong because it is the literal word of God.

    Sorry, but that's a classical logical fallacy called begging the question. Basically, we can stop right here, because this simple fact renders all subsequent arguments moot; any further discussion is nothing more than mental masturbation -- enjoyable, but ultimately unproductive. Show me proof that the Christian Bible is the Word of God which isn't based on logical fallacies , and you'll have a willing convert. I'll even spot you one by stipulating that there is a supreme being (which is itself an unprovable assumption).

    2) If I can't resolve the seemingly-obvious contridictions, it's because I'm too stupid or lazy to understand the explanations used to dismiss them.

    Sorry, but that's another logical fallacy called an ad hominim attack. 3) Besides, there really aren't any contridictions because a bunch of very smart guys read the Ancient Greek and Hebrew versions and figured out what they really meant to say, instead of what they actually did say.

    Yet another logical fallacy: appeal to authority.

    4) The verses aren't contridictory because this word over used here doesn't mean the same thing as it does when it's used over there.

    Equivocation is also a logical fallacy.

    5) These are not the contridictions you are looking for. Move along.

    Sorry, the Jedi Mind Trick don't work on me. The fallacy of exclusion doesn't work either.

    8) If you don't believe as we believe, you will suffer eternal damnnation.

    Wow! Three logical fallacies for the price of one: appeal to concequences, appeal to popularity, and untestability.

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  150. Re:And this means what? by Rostin · · Score: 1

    I admit, I did put words in your mouth. I will illustrate:

    "These are blatantly contridictory statements without resorting to major semantic gymnastics."

    What is implied, though I admit not explicitly stated, is that the arguments we would have to resort to aren't convincing to you because they are "major semantic gymnastics." Translating what you allege is a straw man into plainer English:

    "There is no reason besides major semantic gymnastics for believing that these statements don't contradict one another. I don't believe major semantic gymnastics provide a good argument [for a missing reason, presumably because of their complexity. I say so because of what you've said elsewhere and it seems to be implied by the word "gymnastics"]. Therefore, I conclude that the apparent contradictions are real."

    Pardon me if this isn't what you meant.

    I will apologize and admit that the substance of what I wrote is a straw man if you can objectively define "semantic gymnastics," reasonably explain why they aren't convincing arguments (having defined them, I assume this is the easy part), and show how arguments attempting to demonstrate that the bible doesn't contradict itself (in merely the verses in contention) are "semantic gymnastics."

    In doing so, I think you should consider the following:

    - Even very "obvious contradictions" (which really only exist in logic textbooks) in a translation are not necessarily reflective of contradictions in the original text.
    - Words have different meanings in different contexts/grammatical constructs, and are to be determined not merely by asking what the most common meaning is, or by assuming that the meaning is identical in two instances, but by determining which of the range of meanings makes the most sense in that context/grammatical construct.
    - The bible, like most non-technical writing, can reasonably be expected to make use of figures of speech such as hyperbole, metaphor, anthropomorphism, etc.
    - Any determination of whether or not two statements contradict one another should be made with as much consideration as possible for how they would have been understood by the original author/audience.
    - Even failing to find good, plausible means of reconciling apparent contradictions, the prudent (and even logical) thing to do is to admit that and go on, rather than claiming things like: "The Bible is undeniably self-contridictory. If it were not, it would be unnecessary to create elaborate arguments to explain and justify the blatant contridictions which are apparant to anyone who hasn't had their bullshit sensors permently fried through a lifetime of indoctrination." This is so for the simple reason that we don't have mathematical certainty in this matter, and it is not only inflammatory but dishonest to act like we do.

    I say these things because while I acknowledge the possibility that logically viable arguments can be made that are yet unbelievable because they outstrip the real evidence, I gently suggest that you seem to be running to the opposite extreme in your haste to avoid this one - simplifying and generalizing to the point that the facts are trampled and ignored.

  151. Re:They don't conflict... by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > You DO know that Science is a Religion, right?

    You DO know that you are full of crap, right? Simple explanation for a simple mind:
    Religion relies on faith of that which CANNOT be observed
    Science relies on observation and NOTHING else (well, forming theories based on observation, too)

    Capiche?
    Regarding your "proof," Paradigms, Religions, Philosophy (which is not science at all, contrary to that post), etc are human concepts. In fact, that whole argument relies on you believing the argument to begin with.
    It says that Science is not concerned with metaphysical/sensory proof, which is supposed to be the point of a religion. If it does not have this simple characteristic of religion, it is not one.