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SCO Says They'll Sue A Linux User Tomorrow

Xenographic writes "InfoWorld is reporting that SCO intends to sue a Linux using company. Ordinarily, this would not be newsworthy, as they have not followed through on past threats. However, this time, they have given themselves a concrete deadline--tomorrow. While they claim that it will be one of the "top 1,000" companies, they apparently have yet to decide which company to actually sue. Perhaps they need more practice playing darts?" Reader Fished links to CNET's coverage.

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  1. What would John Kerry say? by whig · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have three words for Darl McBride: Bring It On!

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    1. Re:What would John Kerry say? by c1ay · · Score: 5, Funny
      While they claim that it will be one of the "top 1,000" companies, they apparently have yet to decide which company to actually sue. Perhaps they need more practice playing darts?

      Me thinks they're probably having trouble with their random number generator in Unixware. Why doesn't someone drop Darl a line and suggest he try Linux. While you're at it maybe you could suggest that they sue Canopy Group. You could mention that they're the parent company that owns Caldera and that they're currently anticipating a $5 billion dollar influx from IBM. Since Darl is obviously looking for a big fish maybe he'll try this one.

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    2. Re:What would John Kerry say? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but would he be saying it to SCO or the Linux user?

      Probably both...

    3. Re:What would John Kerry say? by John+F-ing+Kerry · · Score: 2, Funny

      Btw, did I mention I served in Vietnam? Oh, you mean on SCO? Well, I served in Vietnam, and I think that when I was killing innocents, raping and pillaging Darl McBride was in diapers. I've fought women an children that would pose more of a fight than Darl. I say we fight Charlie^WSCO in the field of battle, with the army, not with some foolish National Gaurdsmen either, unless we have a Republican president at the time. Then I think we should be pacifists.

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  2. Google by TravisWatkins · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry Google, your free ride is over. And in other news, the Miami Dolphins actually won a superbowl!

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    1. Re:Google by notamac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't it going to be a top 1000 company... and not an Internet related business?

      IMHO that pretty much rules out Google doesn't it?

    2. Re:Google by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think SCO would be afraid to go after Google. Even though deep down it's just two young nerds running it, I'm sure other companies would not want to see Google at risk of being harmed by some little showoff company who can't backup their own claims for copyright infringement.

      Besides, if Google did get sued, it wouldn't harm them that much, because of the IPO that they are releasing soon (hopefully).

      *Looks at Anti-SCO shirt* Sure, I may be a flamebait, but I think it's for a good cause. I'm fed up with all of this SCO nonsense, and I'm pretty sure the open-source/Linux world is also. I just want to see what SCO can really pull off... no more of this standing-in-the-corner-pointing-fingers stuff. Bring it on SCO.

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    3. Re:Google by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Funny
      Isn't it going to be a top 1000 company... and not an Internet related business?

      Its Irving Tonks, a 16 year old high school student in North Dakota. He downloaded Linux off the net and he is currently using it to write code for a class project in perl on a PentiumPro machine his Dad gave him from work.

      Things could be grim in the Tonks household - after Dad lost his job and mum died of cancer they have been living off Gran's social security. It is not clear that they can afford the billion dollars SCO is claiming in damages.

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    4. Re:Google by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Within 12 months, Apple will give away new Macs to hundreds of schools around the US. There will be a commercial where young Irving will type on a screen "we are still going to use free Unix". SCO will release a statement claiming that we have entered a new era in operating systems.

    5. Re:Google by Theatetus · · Score: 4, Funny
      cat sco_notice.pdf >> /dev/null

      Why the hell are you appending to /dev/null?

      One > will be quite sufficient, thank you.

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    6. Re:Google by Semi-Psychic+Nathan · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's to avoid overwriting the stuff already stored in WOM, of course.

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    7. Re:Google by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you're about 22 years too late (SuperBowl VI - 1972).

      What, did you do your calculation on a Unixware box, or what?

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    8. Re:Google by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, Google would just route all queries for SCO to scat porn. Which makes sense cause the lawsuit would be a load of shit.

    9. Re:Google by unitron · · Score: 4, Funny

      My faith in SCO's wisdom and perception is so great that I'm sure the first company they sue will be EV1Servers.net :-)

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    10. Re:Google by hetairoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Besides, if Google did get sued, it wouldn't harm them that much, because of the IPO that they are releasing soon (hopefully).

      Really? You don't think so? Why was it that Google delayed that IPO again? Something about bad timing wasn't it?

      Tomorrow, when SCO sues Google, I'm going to link back to this post*. How much longer can they keep this up? The whole story is starting to fall apart so why not have one last huge grandstand move and sue Google. Even your GrandMa has heard of Google, and what's that? MSNBC says some company is sueing them? Noone will ignore the press release, air will be gasped, monocles will pop out of eyes and ladies will swoon. But SCO stock will rise, and rich people will get richer and Darl will have to think of another more astonishing way to get peoples attention or we'll start to ignore him like we should. And SCO still won't have actually done anything.

      *And of course, if they don't, I'm going to ignore it and hope no one notices :)

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    11. Re:Google by veldstra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      NIce to see McBride brag about this license being perpetual... IIRC, IBM had one of those perpetual licenses as well...

    12. Re:Google by jrumney · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well they were stupid enough to sign a contract for a BINARY ONLY LICENSE while at least some of their customers are busy customizing the kernels on EV1's machines they lease. EV1 can't stop their customers doing this under the GPL, so they've pretty much asked to be sued by somebody.

    13. Re:Google by revividus · · Score: 2, Informative
      You can buy a Mac through a reseller with Yellow Dog already on it. here

      If you wanted to.

  3. A little confusing... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article starts:

    The SCO Group on Tuesday will launch its first lawsuit against a Linux user for alleged violations of SCO's intellectual property, SCO Chief Executive Officer Darl McBride said Monday.

    and continues a little later:

    After consulting with its law firm, Boies, Schiller and Flexner, SCO has narrowed down its list of possible targets to a "handful" of the world's 1,000 largest corporations, McBride said. "We're going to file it tomorrow. It's sort of come down to a couple of complaints we have prepared," he said.

    So when they sue an "end user", is it going to be an Executive in a Fortune 1000 company? Or an employee? I assumed "end user" meant your average Joe. They're just asking for trouble (as the article points out) if they sue someone in a Fortune 1000 company.

    1. Re:A little confusing... by bored1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since when has anything SCO said made sense?

    2. Re:A little confusing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe they'll sue EV1Servers.net now that they have a prior business relationship? :P

    3. Re:A little confusing... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 5, Funny

      And tomorrow we find out...

      They are suing IBM! The company they are already in a lawsuit with!

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    4. Re:A little confusing... by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They are going to sue the corporation, the legal entity that has person like status.

      And the corporation's lawyers will respond, "Sorry, we bought our Linux from (insert distributor here). You have take your claim to them, and you will receive any compensation you might be due directly from them for selling SCO IP without a valid license. Piss off."

      KFG

    5. Re:A little confusing... by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The SCO Group on Tuesday will launch its first lawsuit against a Linux user for alleged violations of SCO's intellectual property, SCO Chief Executive Officer Darl McBride said Monday.

      I didn't see anywhere where they said it involved SCO IP in Linux. Just a Linux user misusing SCO IP. Might be a minor distinction. Might not.

    6. Re:A little confusing... by Dalcius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "They're just asking for trouble (as the article points out) if they sue someone in a Fortune 1000 company."

      I don't know if you can really get much worse than IBM. IBM's been around the block, they've been the bad dog, have more US patents than most nations have in their patent registry, and probably have more elite, fire-breathing IP layers than SCO has employees.

      And SCO is suing for three billion.

      Of course, more straw on the camel's back won't do them any good, but I fail to see how they could have picked a harder target than what they already have.

      Cheers

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    7. Re:A little confusing... by Sparr0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      heh, good luck passing that off on the /. crowd. You and I might know that distribution, not use, of unlicensed IP is a crime, but its like banging your head against the wall to try to explain that to anyone.

    8. Re:A little confusing... by hendridm · · Score: 4, Informative

      > And SCO is suing for three billion.

      $5 billion

    9. Re:A little confusing... by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      >>I assumed "end user" meant your average Joe.

      >Since when has anything SCO said made sense?

      hey, it's a valid question! the concept of end user isn't objective, it depends on who you are:

      • if you write commercial software, the end user is joe punter with a computer
      • if you write programming languages, the end user is the person who writes the software for joe punter
      • if you writing operating systems, the end user is everyone from the language writer to the programmer to joe punter. these people are often indistinguishable to os designers.
      • if you design hardware, the end user is the person who writes the operating system.

      of course if you just piss away your valuable dev time posting on slashdot, the end user is whoever has mod points...

    10. Re:A little confusing... by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it hardly matters who they sue, there will be a nearly instantaneous filing of an injunction until the case against IBM is done. Everything SCO would be suing on is currently part of another lawsuit. I have a hard time seeing any judge letter a second suit go forward while the facts of ownership are in question.

    11. Re: A little confusing... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > And SCO is suing for three billion.

      Presumably Darl has a scheduled sale of SCOX shares tomorrow, and needs to drive the price back up. It has been sagging lately, though still greatly overpriced.

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    12. Re:A little confusing... by S.Lemmon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, I think it makes perfect sense in a kind of stupid way. Since SCO's just riding on fumes, they need to throw something like this out every few weeks. It's the only way for them to keep up the pretense that they're anything more than a paper tapeworm.. er.. tiger. Reliably, and gullibly, the tech press eats it up giving them a few more days of pseudo-credibility.

      Really, the old on-line adage "don't feed the trolls" seems somehow appropriate.

    13. Re:A little confusing... by Lendrick · · Score: 5, Funny
      • ...and if you don't write a damn thing and you have nothing to lose, the end user is whoever you can suck the most money out of.
    14. Re:A little confusing... by jtharpla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Darl? Is that really you? Aw, don't be shy...

    15. Re:A little confusing... by debrain · · Score: 4, Informative

      And the corporation's lawyers will respond, "Sorry, we bought our Linux from (insert distributor here). You have take your claim to them, and you will receive any compensation you might be due directly from them for selling SCO IP without a valid license. Piss off."


      The deference argument might not work because of privity. In their mystery world, SCO has a relationship with the particular fortune 500 company, because it is violating SCO's copyright. SCO does not necessarily have a relationship with the distributor. SCO has a right to sue them, too, but Linux distributors are not deep pockets or headline grabbers. A property holder, and similarly in the case of constructive property like copyright, can claim any infringement against any violator, in intent or negligence.

      This permits people who copy movies to be as liable as people who possess bootlegs. It is the use (or presumed use) which is violated, and that use often flows from presence. In other words, SCO will say "look, that Acme Co. is violating our property rights by benefitting from their use of Linux." It is possible that it's more likely that you can distribute Linux than you can actually use it, but both are copyright infringements in the absence of permission (as explicitly set out in the GNU GPL), and the "use" of Linux is possibly an ancillary claim of "unjust enrichment" to the user in addition to restitution.

      A half-ass analogy would be a movie theatre that rents a DVD at blockbuster and puts it through a projector to make money off of it in public sales, directly contrary to the copyright stipulations on the movie that prohibit redistribution, sale, or profit without prior written authorization. The copyright holder/MPAA isn't going to go after Blockbuster, who legally (or illegally if it's bootlegged) distributed the copyright material, but rather the theatre which also violated the rights. The theatre has (a) potentially deeper pockets, (b) directly, and intentionally or negligently infringed the rights of the property holder, and (c) no means of indemnification through the distributor. The corollary is that there is no onus upon the distributor to validate a use of the purchaser.

      In other words, if the use of Linux is part of the claim, not just possession, the Fortune 500 company has no indemnification through the distributor. Unless there was an explicit indemnification clause in the distributor's license (GPL? BSD? etc.) or contract, it is unlikely, or I'd go so far as to say impossible, to pass the buck to them.

      The Fortune 500 company is almost certain to be a valid target of SCO's claim. Mind you, being a valid target does not validate the claim itself!

    16. Re:A little confusing... by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Fortune 500 company is almost certain to be a valid target of SCO's claim. Mind you, being a valid target does not validate the claim itself!

      Which means that SCO must first validate their claim. Unlike the case of the movie where the ownership of the IP is a trivial matter, and only the just compensation for its use is in question, there is, as yet, no evidence that any of SCO's alleged IP is in Linux, which raises the issue of how it got there, which is through an entirely different manner than renting a DVD from Blockbuster, someone must have illegally put it there, and thus only the party that put it there can speak to that matter.

      In other words, to use your analogy, the case inherently involves bootlegging by the distributor who then sold it to the user.

      SCO would also have to demonstrate that use is a valid license issue. For a DVD, play or song such performance royalties, not use, are an issue of law. They are in the legal code. They are not in the code for software. In fact, under the Berne Convention, use of software is explicitly not a copyright violation. You cannot extrapolate copyright law from one medium to another.

      Your analogy needs a bigger ass because the cases are not similar under law. I'm perfectly willing to view such a fuller assed analogy though and give it some thought.

      KFG

    17. Re:A little confusing... by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe. All depends on the judge. If it's a moron behind the bench, who somehow equates downloading Linux with downloading mp3s, then it's bad. If the judge has a lick of common sense, then it's good.

      Actually, the better response would be "Your honour, the actual ownership of the IP in question has not been resolved yet, therefore we believe that this suit is premature, and ask for it to be held in abeyance until such time as SCO actually proves it owns what it is suing us for."

      Kierthos

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    18. Re:A little confusing... by k_head · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In your analogy the copyright owner would be suing the people who saw the movie. That's what SCO is doing. Suing the people in the movie theather for watching a stolen movie.

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    19. Re:A little confusing... by TekGoNos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IANAL,

      but I think the case is different.

      Even if not indemnified, the Fortune 500 company has a license from it's distributor that sais that it is ok for them to use Linux.
      So the company can argue that they have two contradictory statements (one from it's distributor, one from SCO), both without proof, and that it shouldnt be their job to resolve this contradiction, but that SCO should first clear the license issue with their distributor.

      In your movie scenario, the theater has no license from Blockbuster that allows public presentation of the movie, thereof they cant claim that there were contradictory claims.

      BTW, as SCO has (somewhat) admitted that there is no SysV code in Linux, all their claims hang on some AT&T/IBM contracts and some AIX code, that this Fortune 500 company has never seen. One more reason to argue that they arent qualified to judge SCO's claims and that SCO should settle the dispute with IBM first, or make public all relevant evidence so that everyone can evaluate the merrit of their claims.

      Of course this doesnt prevent SCO from sueing whoever they want, but it gives a good reason to put the new case on hold till the IBM case is resolved.

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    20. Re:A little confusing... by SnowZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      You forgot to put your pinky to your mouth, pause for a moment, say "five beeelion dollars", and end it with an evil laugh.

  4. Re:Pick me Pick me! by floamy · · Score: 2, Funny

    They meant Linux-using companies.

  5. Oh, good call SCO by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yeah, good thinking there McBride. Sue a company with deep pockets and vicious lawyers. Good call.

    Personally, I woulda sued... Well... Me.

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    1. Re:Oh, good call SCO by CeleronXL · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But by this point their goal isn't necessarily to win, or at least I wouldn't think. They know that they're going down, and they want to go down tearing Linux off its high perch along with them. Sueing a Fortune 1000 company is a good way to make a high profile case against Linux very popular, thus spreading further FUD everywhere.

    2. Re:Oh, good call SCO by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, it would have made more sense to sue someone like you if SCO was actually trying to win the lawsuit. However, you can't trick investors into thinking that you can extract $3 billion from "Skyshadow," but it is at least theoretically possible to extract $3 billion from IBM. With a little help from Microsoft and Sun (to add a bit of legitimacy to the claims), SCO had all the tools it needed to extract millions of dollars from the stock market.

      The trick, of course, is to promise investors the moon to drive up the stock price, and then use the high stock price to either cash out or to purchase (at inflated prices) other companies that SCO backers have an interest in (like Vultus).

      The reason that SCO is going to sue someone tomorrow is that on the 3rd they are supposed to post their quarterly earnings. My guess is that the financial reports are going to be very very bad and the new law suit is designed to draw attention away from the bottom line.

  6. Office Pool.... by Tsali · · Score: 5, Funny

    I pick Starbucks, for it is the hub of Dr. Evil's empire - and Scott (aka McBride) wants to get back at his father's transgression.

    Either that or RedHat.

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    1. Re:Office Pool.... by tedDancin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I pick Starbucks, for it is the hub of Dr. Evil's empire

      Quick - somebody get that stool sample down to the lab!

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    2. Re:Office Pool.... by offpath3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, not that SCO normally takes pains to tell the truth or anything, but the article did say that the company they'd be suing was not a technology company. So that rules out RedHat, Oracle, and Google. I think they'll probably sue someone whose lawyers aren't as well equipped to deal with the technical nature of a code-related IP lawsuit. It would only help to spread FUD to large companies who use Linux but aren't directly technology companies.

  7. That's it. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm not reading any more SCO stories. Really. I mean it. This is the last comment you will see from the fnkmaster in a SCO story. No more. Nada.


    Aaaaaah, fuck it, who am I kidding.


    It's like shoveling jelly beans into your mouth at the candy store - sure, it rots your teeth out and you end up with diabetes, but it tastes so damned good you can't help yourself.

  8. this is all really out of hand... by chrisopherpace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this whole SCO mess is really out of hand and absurd. They will be suing a Linux user for what? Using software legally? They haven't won their case with IBM. This is all just absolutely outrageous! They're suing someone based on what someone else did (and they haven't even proved that much in court). I hope the "victim" of SCO's suit couter-sues their asses into tomorrow.

  9. What do they wish to gain? by MadWicKdWire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is SCO going to gain by suing a well known company? Nothing! All they are doing is setting themselves up for the worst countersuit. The suit SCO is going to bring against "teh Fortune 1000 company" is going to get stuck in court until the IBM/SCO suit is finished. Then and only then is this NEW suit going to be resolved. I hope for SCO's sake, everyone in that company has somewhere else to go.

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    1. Re:What do they wish to gain? by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It jacks up their stock in their Pump&Dump scheme.

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  10. Oh! Oh! I know who it will be ... by pavon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Themselves.

    Nevermind, thats a lawsuit they might actually win. Given their current record of idiocy and bad public relations, my guess is that it will be the the Pope

    1. Re:Oh! Oh! I know who it will be ... by hkfczrqj · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hey, the Pope lives in Vatican City, and BTW they use Tru64, i.e. Alpha!!! wow! I knew this pope was cool!

  11. Oh boy, this is bad... by Fiona+Winger · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just see the headlines: "12 year old girl sued by SCO for using Linux!"

    1. Re:Oh boy, this is bad... by cswiii · · Score: 4, Funny

      No worries, she'll immediately be signed by Pepsi to some fat contract to appear in the next big Super Bowl ad.

    2. Re:Oh boy, this is bad... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

      As Pepsi launches a new promotion... one in three bottle caps on specially marked bottles will win a free SCO license. Pepsi estimates that 90% of the wining bottlecaps will go unused because most of their market doesn't know what Linux even is...

  12. A little premature? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, it's SCO and nothing do makes much sense, but wouldn't it make more sense to wait for the ruling in their primary case against IBM so that they can have a concrete leg to stand on before going off and suing copyright violators without having a definite declaration of copyright ownership?

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  13. Perhaps by Tokerat · · Score: 5, Interesting


    ...this is why Google delayed it's IPO?

    DISCLAIMER: Complete and total speculation.

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    1. Re:Perhaps by Leme · · Score: 4, Informative

      Doubt it. He says that they plan on suing a company that is neither Internet Service Providers nor technology companies. I'd say that Google would be defined as a technology company.

    2. Re:Perhaps by cgenman · · Score: 2, Funny

      they plan on suing a company that is neither Internet Service Providers nor technology companies

      Ah, so going after their own are they?

    3. Re:Perhaps by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My vote goes with either a financial company or a media/effects company. Personally I think they'll go after the latter first, as, while the former have lots more money, they are usually pitbulls with a lot of legal firepower. An effects team *might* be able to be bled of enough cash to call it a day and roll.

  14. Off by two months by Dalcius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Mr. McBride,

    This is March, not April. Please refrain from wasting all of our good material until that time.

    Thank you,
    -Slashdot

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  15. You've got to ask yourself a question by agentZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did he fire six court briefs, or only five? Tell 'ya the truth, in all of this excitement I've sort of lost track myself. But given that this is Free and Open Source Software community, the most powerful group of advocates, coders, and corporate lawyers on the planet, and would blow your company's revenue clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well do 'ya, punk?

    1. Re:You've got to ask yourself a question by dj245 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the Lord spake, and he said that the number of the court briefs shall be three. Four shall the number of court briefs not be, neither shall the number of the court briefs be two, without directly proceeding to three forthwith. Five is right out. And when the number three, being the third number of court briefs being filed, be reached, I shall reach out with my most holiest of minor court officials and give unto you a card entitling thee to 1 free copy at the courthouse copy machine, whenever 10 copies have been made immediately preceeding it, 9 shall the number of copies not be.....

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  16. SCO will sue EV1! by ZeeTeeKiwi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After all, "contracts are what you use against your customers".

    As other have pointed out, EV1 can't comply with SCO's linux license and still get Redhat patches, so there is actually a case that SCO can win against them now.

  17. How about... by arsenick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    actually DOING it instead of saying...

  18. And we all know how assiduously ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Darl, Dave and Co. have stuck to previous carved in stone, we mean it this time, bet the farm, we're not kidding, STOP LAUGHING AT US, deadlines before.

    I'll just be holding my breath over there, in the corner.

  19. earnings announcement by mikeee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Gosh, I'm sure they're all broken up about the fact that this will distract from their quarterly earnings announcement the day after tomorrow.

  20. This has gone on long enough by NeoTheOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe, finally, SCO's claims will be exposed for the crock they are. Hopefully, doubtfully, this will expose the crock lawsuits that seem to pervade our country. But I'm not holding my breath. It seems far to many people forgot that this country was built on WORK, not sucking the blood of others. (But that invokes comments on many other subjects as well...mp3 traders, riaa, mpaa, corporate mentality)

  21. undisclosed amounts by nmoog · · Score: 5, Funny
    EV1Servers.Net has purchased site licenses from SCO for its two data centers for an undisclosed seven figure sum, according to SCO.
    $0000699?
    1. Re:undisclosed amounts by tktk · · Score: 5, Funny
      You forgot the decimal.

      $00006.99

  22. Big surprise by mehaiku · · Score: 5, Insightful


    OK now let me make sure I have all of this straight. Wednesday is the day the SCO quarterly non-earnings report will be released, which most likely won't be good news. So, on Tuesday, the day before the report is released, SCO makes a stock, I mean lawsuit announcement. Do I detect a pattern here?

    1. Re:Big surprise by walterbyrd · · Score: 4, Informative

      >>Do I detect a pattern here?

      Yeah, they did the same thing the last quarter also. That's when they sent the threat letters. Just a stunt to draw attention away from scox gushing red ink.

      And it works, it works like a charm.

  23. And I'll bet you 10 bucks by Tokerat · · Score: 2, Funny


    SCO didn't even write it but claim ownership to it.

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  24. And the winner is..... by tktk · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'd bet that quite a few people would love being the Linux user that gets sued. Think of it, you'd get metioned along Red Hat, IBM, and Novell.

    Better start thinking of personal insults to Darl and witty comments to tell the tech media.

  25. Walmart by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Fortune 25 company, sells Linux on PCs (Lindows, Lycoris, Mandrake). Isn't an ISP or a tech company.

    That's my best guess.

    If it happens.

    Hasn't yet.

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    1. Re:Walmart by ktakki · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe, maybe not.

      Maybe: Walmart is somewhat vulnerable, having been recently accused by the US DoJ of knowingly hiring illegal aliens. Also, they've taken a lot of heat in the press lately, due to the public perception that they're responsible for displacing local businesses (mom 'n' pop stores, the mainstays of "Main Street, USA"). Witness their recent ad campaign, an attempt to soften their image.

      Maybe not: Walmart is huge. Mother huge. Makes IBM look like a candy store. 1.3 million employees huge. Consider that the US workforce is 139 million: this means that nearly 1 out of 100 working people in this country work for Walmart.

      Also, getting money out of Wally World is like squeezing blood from a rock. I know this from experience; a relative of mine is one of their software vendors. Walmart doesn't pay until the invoice is marked "FINAL NOTICE - WE MEAN IT THIS TIME - YOU PAY NOW OR DIE!!!" in 72 point blood red type.

      Sam Walton might be dead and buried, but his management style lives on at Wally World. Before he died, he was the richest man in the US (before Bill Gates, basically the Windows 1.0 era), but he drove an old pickup truck. To say he was stingy would be the ultimate understatement.

      So, in the spirit of that parsimonious old fuck, I think Walmart would rather spend $10 million fighing SCO than settle for $1 million, just out of principle, since it would be a sign of weakness to settle out of court. And just for spite, they'd insist that all of their suppliers maintain a SCO-free shop or lose their shelf-space. It would be like Rome and Carthage all over again, with SCO razed and salted, their employees sold into slavery.

      k.

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  26. Open source needs to find a hungry DA by cluge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Someone needs to charge SCO with raqueteering and extortion. SCO has made several claims, but has yet to offer proof, and it's own case has changed so much that it barely resembles the original case presented almost a year ago.

    By suing a Linux end users, SCO is in effect trying to use courts to extort money. The definition of extort is "to obtain from a person by force, intimidation, or undue or illegal power". I cannot see the difference between SCO's actions, press releases and the running a criminal enterprise.

    If they (SCO) truly wished to protect their IP, they would proceed with their case and quit stalling. The Linux community would respond, in defference to and in respect to an IP rights. I think that is the crux of SCO's problem, Linux would respond by respectfully removing any proven IP content. If they can extort money from people instead of actually proving their case, then the profit margin goes up. So what if extortion is illegal.

    AngryPeoplePeopleRule

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    1. Re:Open source needs to find a hungry DA by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I imagine the only ones who can do that are actual Linux providers. The average person can't do anything. The law is not designed for the interests of free software.

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    2. Re:Open source needs to find a hungry DA by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 2, Informative

      Getting someone marked as a vexatious litigant is almost impossible. And if course, if you try, they'll sue you...

  27. Me! Me! Me! Oh, pick me! by Lisper · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope SCO decides to sue me. It will be so much fun, and I'll be able to retire on the proceeds for my countersuit for bringing frivolous claims.

  28. what about the use of linux appliances? by capsteve · · Score: 2, Insightful

    for example, what about those companies which have purchased and used sun appliances, specifically the cobalt line of products as a network edge appliance for email or webhosting? or what about linksys/cisco for that matter, for home networking? sco could choose any company in the white pages, and chances are, somewhere in the enterprise is a linux based appliance (if not at the enterprise location, perhaps at a home office...).

    face it sco, linux is everywhere, and there are foundation companies which are using/deploying it(sun, ibm, novell, cisco, nokia) and threatening one of their end users with your pathetic attempts will only cause more companies to join the team against you.

    give it up! you lost!

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  29. Tomorrows by Shipud · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I guess McBride is an Asterix and/or Gone with the Wind fan:
    "Tomorrow never comes" Vitalstatistix

    "After all... tomorrow is another day" Scarlett O'Hara

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  30. How the lawsuit is going to go in court ... by NZheretic · · Score: 4, Informative
    Since 1994, both Caldera ( which only changed its name to The SCO Group in 2003 ) and the Santa Cruz Operation ( The original SCO which changed its name to Tarentella ) have accepted, profited from and redistributed copyrighted source code from hundreds of developers under the terms of the GPL license.
    http://www.fsf.org/licenses/gpl.html
    The SCO Group has failed to put forward ANY substantial legal theory why the SCO Group should not be obligated to abide by the terms of the GPL.
    http://www.fsf.org/philosophy/sco/sco-without-fear .html
    The SCO Group obligations under the GPL has been reiterated and reinforced in the legal positions of IBM, Redhat and Novell in their respective cases against the SCO Group.

    It is a criminal offense to claim, with fraudulent intent, that you have a copyright if you do not. The SCO Group does *NOT* hold the copyrights to the UNIX source code. Novell has *NOT* transfered the title for the works that the SCO Group fraudulently filed for copyright in 2003. The SCO Group do not have the right to sue anybody for violation of copyright works without the assent of the title holder.

    The SCO Group claims the right to sue for work in standard UNIX and POSIX interfaces that AT&T and Novell granted full rights to use royalty free in perpetuity for the ISO, ANSI and FIPS federal standards.

    The SCO Group's contract claims against IBM and others based upon the AT&T license in respect to rights of so called derivative works is in direct contradiction to evidence presented to the SCO Group by Novell.

    The SCO Group though the press and SEC filings, has bolstered the share price of the SCO Group based upon demonstrably false claims to the contrary of above points 1,2 and 3. The SCO Group CEOs and legal agents were notified by Novell and IBM *before* making these false claims and presenting them as fact. The actions of the SCO Group must be in violation of several SEC regulations.

    So how is the lawsuit going to go if it gets to court?
    Eben Moglen's Harvard Speech
    http://jolt.law.harvard.edu/p.cgi/speakers.html

    The Transcript
    http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=200402260 03735733

    The McBrides, jointly -- I feel sometimes as though I'm in a Quentin Tarantino movie of some sort with them [laughter] -- the McBrides have failed to distinguish adequately between dicta and holding.

    I do not like Eldred against Ashcroft. I think it was wrongly decided. I filed a brief in it, amicus curiae, and I assisted my friend and colleague Larry Lessig in the presentation of the main arguments which did not, regrettably, succeed.

    Oddly enough, and I will take you through this just enough to show, oddly enough, it is the position that we were taking in Eldred against Ashcroft, which if you stick to holding rather than dicta, would be favorable to the position now being urged by Mr. McBride. What happened in Eldred against Ashcroft, as opposed to the window dressing of it, is actually bad for the argument that Mr. McBride has been presenting, whichever Mr. McBride it is. But they have not thought this through enough.

    Let me show you why. The grave difficulty that SCO has with free software isn't their attack; it's the inadequacy of their defense. In order to defend yourself in a case in which you are infringing the freedom of free software, you have to be prepared to meet a call that I make reasonably often with my colleagues at the Foundation who are here tonight. That telephone call goes like this. "Mr. Potential Defendant, you are distributing my client's copyrighted work without permission. Please stop. And if you want to continue to distribute it, we'll help you to get b

  31. choose me! choose me! by wildcard023 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ooo.

    This is so exciting! I wonder if Dick Clark will come to my house to tell me if I win!

    Who ever does win this honor will be lavished with attention, job offers, pro bono lawyers and scads of cash from the counter suit.

    Where do I sign up?

    --
    Mike

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  32. me me me me me.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny

    C'mon SCO gimme your best shot.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  33. Weird. by ivern76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something must be wrong with my browser. I mean, it's obvious that there's words in the article but all I see is "Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!"

  34. What the hell do they think they're doing? by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What the HELL is going on? Why hasn't any govt. authorities put a stop to SCO yet? What exactly does SCO think they're doing?

    They have NO case. We all know it. This would be like me tying up the legal system with a lawsuit against my neighbor because I chewed gum on a Thursday (aka Completely Utterly Frivolous).

    It's a waste of our judicial system along with taxpayers' money. The federal govt along with any of these companies being sued by SCO should countersue the shit out of them. This is just stupid.

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    1. Re:What the hell do they think they're doing? by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, I know it's lame to reply to your own post (posted too soon), but forgot to add that they should also have charges brought against them for manipulating the stock market, because, after all, that's all they are doing with these asinine announcements.

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    2. Re:What the hell do they think they're doing? by matt_sinclair · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's even a term for persistent incitement of litigation. It's called 'barratry'. In most jurisdictions, it's illegal. Check it out: barratry

  35. Seven Figure Bullshit by daperdan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The company, Houston-based EV1Servers.Net has purchased site licenses from SCO for its two data centers for an undisclosed seven figure sum, according to SCO.

    This has to be bullshit. There's no way that EV1 is going to pay 7 figures for a license from these pricks. They operate on a razor thin margin at $99 bucks per month per server. This is a bargin basement hosting facility. I call bullshit on this this statement. The price was probably:
    $1,000,000 - License Fee
    - $999,900 - Early Bird license discount.
    ___________

    I want to see the additional 7 figures in the quarterly report. 7 figures my ass.

    1. Re:Seven Figure Bullshit by Arker · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've got it backwards, that's how much TSG payed them.

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  36. Maestro, please... by LittleGuy · · Score: 4, Funny


    They'll sue a user
    Tomorrow
    Bet your parity digit
    That tomorrow
    One'll be found!

    SCO will find
    Tomorrow
    Someone running Linux
    On their desktop
    And they'll frown!

    They've been stuck in a daze
    Malaise
    'Bout OpenSource
    Now they'll file their briefs
    Cry "Thiefs!'
    'Til Hoarse.....
    Oh!

    The suit will be filed
    Tomorrow
    Darl will have his kilo of geek
    Come tomorrow
    So he'll say......
    Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
    He'll sue them Tomorrow!
    It's always
    A day
    A way!

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  37. Screw whichever company they are going to sue... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for someone to post that goddamn redundant Chewbacca defense again.

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  38. What would Howard Dean say? by H4x0r+Jim+Duggan · · Score: 4, Funny

    YeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhHHHH!!!!!!!

    1. Re:What would Howard Dean say? by pingveno · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmmmm, and he actually does/did use Linux for his website. Same with John Kerry and the Democratic Party. That's one of the many reasons SCO might have trouble if they try the Congress route. That and their arguments are hypocritic.
      Maybe someone should to pass a law requiring SCO to do something annoying, like proving their case.

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      "it's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed" - Galinda
  39. Pathetic by re-Verse · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is gettig absolutely ridiculous. SCO have become complete clowns. I mean what should we expect next?

    "SCO threatens to kill cute little fuzzy kittens tomorrow"

    or

    SCO promises to push your grandmother down stairs tomorrow"

    They are just looking more and more like weird bullies with no PR team, no common sense, and no chance of ever looking like a legitimate company again. Hopefully pretty soon the whole world will begin to see them as the joke they are making themselves.

    1. Re:Pathetic by Ark · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCO promises to push your grandmother down stairs tomorrow

      Silly sco, they should really be shoving your grandmother down the stairs. Shoving will protect you from the terrible secret from linux.

  40. CNN Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you read just below the article, you'd find a few interesting links to follow:
    White papers, Webcasts and case studies about operating systems More results

    * WinTel Server 10 Times Less Expensive to Operate Than Linux Mainframe_Benchmark Study (white paper)
    Microsoft
    * Make the Case: Business Case Template for Migrating to Microsoft Windows* Server 2003 on the IBM xSeries* Servers with Intel(R) Itanium(R) 2 Processor or Intel(R) Xeon(TM) Processor MP (white paper)
    IBM
    * Lower Windows Staffing Costs Provide a TCO Advantage Over Linux (white paper)
    Microsoft

    White papers, Webcasts and case studies about linux More results

    * Microsoft .NET Development Platform Delivers 25% Lower Development and Support Costs Than j2EE/Linux (white paper)
    Microsoft
    * WinTel Server 10 Times Less Expensive to Operate Than Linux Mainframe_Benchmark Study (white paper)
    Microsoft
    * IBM DB2 Universal Database for Linux and SAP Standard Application Benchmarks (white paper)
    IBM

    Go Figure

  41. SCO: Please Sue Me! by rossz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really. I mean it. I have Linux running on two computers. I'm working a crappy low paying job so could really use the great publicity the lawsuit would bring.

    Come on. I dare you.

    I double dare you!

    You pussies.

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  42. 100% of the bottlecaps will go unused... by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because you don't need a SCO license to use a product they already released under GPL.

  43. Re:Sue Me Please by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, and I forgot to mention, when the MyDoom virus came out, I refused to update the anti-virus software of the more than 500 systems I am responsible for. On some, I even disabled the anti-virus software all together. Why? Because I didn't want to stop them from DDoS'ing SCO.com.

    Again, I am guilty. I use Linux. I use Open Source. Please sue me.

  44. They have two options. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO is either:

    a) Going to pass this by, probably with a lot of angry geeks and scared company CEOs. Watch as their target "bought a license at the last minute" and they don't even disclose who it is.

    b) Sue someone, get laughed out of court while trying to hold it as long as they can, and die anyway. Stealing people's money in the process for their license fees. Hopefully, the SEC will get off their ass and stop them.

  45. You're safe tomorrow unless... by EzInKy · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...you are already a SCOG customer. From the CNET article:

    "The first target will be a company that has a Unix license from SCO already, giving SCO some contractual leverage in the case. McBride said. In addition, the suit will involve copyright infringement claims."

    Darl continuies to make it obvious that the worse possible decision a company can make is do business with him.

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  46. Rackspace? by stox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hmmm, and EV1's largest competitor would be? From SCO's perspective, it would mean hitting a few thousand birds with one stone. EV1 then swoops in, and tells potential clients that they are safe with them. Before the dust settles, EV1 might make a good return on their investment. Sleezy, but since when did that have anything to do with business?

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  47. Bets anyone? by vwjeff · · Score: 5, Funny

    What will happen first? A lawsuit from SCO or a DDos against SCO?

    Thoughts anyone?

    1. Re:Bets anyone? by Temporal+Outcast · · Score: 3, Funny

      Should not be a question in the first place - the lawsuit ofcourse :)

      Remember kids, the DDoS would not happen until they bring it upon themselves ;-) And blame the outside world for it.

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    2. Re:Bets anyone? by taernim · · Score: 2, Funny

      <hopeful>
      Can't it be both?
      </hopeful>

      --
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    3. Re:Bets anyone? by mhesseltine · · Score: 3, Funny

      by Ben Hutchings (4651) on Tue Mar 02, '04 07:15 AM (#8439394)

      Do you really want to know what the error message in your sig means, or are you just commenting on the non-obviousness of the message?

      The PC stands for paper carrier, so it means "load letter paper into the paper carrier".

      How do you have a 4 digit /. ID and not recognize a quote from Office Space?

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  48. That, or... by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That, or they could be trying the Kazaa trick.

    The idea is, they can't possibly win, but they can attract lots and lots of attention to themselves because they can drag out the trial ad infinitum. By suing someone really big who people expect would have a strong case instead of someone small, people will apply the false analogy that SCO has a strong case and can win lots of cash.

    I've heard many older folks repeatedly say that "trading music is okay now", because they've conflated the idea that Kazaa sued the RIAA with the idea that there happen to be legal places to buy music online. SCO is hoping that they can scum up the same type of conflation: "SCO is suing IBM for using that bad, bad linux thing (the one we saw on those IBM commercials), and Microsoft says Linux is bad..., and we use Windows at home... and..."

    1. Re:That, or... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The idea is, they can't possibly win, but they can attract lots and lots of attention to themselves because they can drag out the trial ad infinitum.

      This is what I suspect will happen:

      SCO: We'll sue ACME
      ACME: Judge, we're being sued over copyrights when those copyrights haven't been established (see Novell case for SysV code, IBM for SCO's "We control everything else" code)
      Judge: This case is postponed until the copyrights are established.

      SCO gets to blow lots of hot air knowing that for all intents and purposes that case is going to be put on hold. They can also then try to squeeze the nuts of ACME for a settlement.

  49. SCO HAS to sue someone else. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. Their stock is dropping.
    http://financyahoo.e.com/q?s=SCOX

    SCO is not a software company. It's a publicly traded lawsuit. They've delayed and delayed and delayed too long with IBM and the truth is getting out. If they don't start another lawsuit their entire business model is threatened.

    1. Re:SCO HAS to sue someone else. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Here are two interesting graphs.

      SCO vs. RedHat

      SCO vs. IBM

      Notice a trend?

  50. The moment we've all been waiting for! by shadowmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tomorrow is the day! Oh boy!!! I expect that they'll flaunt this in a way to maximize earnings off the event: Most likely in a Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes Superbowl Surprise fashion. You know, after ending a 3 hour Tech TV special on SCO's immense contributions to Linux, it'll start with a live shot from a helicopter following the official SCO van, driving to the residence of our lucky geek. Then, as Darl gets out of the van, it cuts to a ground shot. "Shhhhhh..." Darl says, holding his mic while walking up the sidewalk to the front door. Yes Darl, we're quiet - I'm even holding my breath I'm so excited! After they knock, the geek's mother opens the door. She's so excited, she can hardly speak - or maybe that's because the police have already knocked her out with a stun gun for her complicity? We don't pause long here though - the main event awaits. They proceed into the basement, where our humble geek is caught like a Dorrito-eating, Mountain Dew-drinking deer in headlights! Surprise! After this technologically capable man puts on some pants and washes his hands, Darl shakes the man's hand as he passes to the geek the giant check. Next, Darl gives him the giant pen, which our winner uses to write SCO a check of $699. After a quick photo-op it's over - the credits roll, the sheer abruptness with which the event has come to pass leaving you breathless.

    Nerds rejoice! Tomorrow all our questions shall be answered!!!

    -sm

  51. AWESOME! 1 in 280,000,000 chance of AWESOMENESS! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Funny
    SCO will sue a user. There are 280,000,000 people in the US.

    That means... drum-roll please... we have a chance (1/280,000,000) it's the same plump 12 year old chick who got busted by the RIAA!

    Imagine seeing her next superbowl? "Hi, I'm totally fucked over and never touching a computer again. Choose Franklin Covey(R), the best choice in paper organizers."

  52. Re:OSDN by stwrtpj · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'd like to see OSDN being sued for using Linux. Nice thread on Slashdot!

    If that happens, you can be sure CmdrTaco will post it here on Slashdot for all of us to read and comment on.

    And then again on Thursday.

    And once more next month.

    </ObDupejoke>

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  53. Could be a long-term contract by TimMann · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 7-figure sum was bothering me for a while. What idiot would give SCO more than a million dollars for a worthless license? It could just be a lie, of course, but one way for it to be "true" is if EV1 signed a long-term contract that's worth a total of $1 million over the life of the contract. After all, that's how football players' contracts are publicized -- it makes them sound bigger and more exciting.

    EV1 might have agreed to pay SCO $1/year for the next million years, for all we know.

    1. Re:Could be a long-term contract by dinog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What idiot would give SCO more than a million dollars for a worthless license?

      The idiot who was smart enough to realize it only takes one idiot judge to sign a court order that does far more than a million dollars of damage to your business. Ev1 is a business. They are not into playing the lottery with their futures. A law suit, even if EV1 won could well cost far more than the sum they paid. A loss would of course be far worse. So they took

      1) pay several million in lawyer fees and other expenses to win a case against SCO

      2) possibly loose the case and go out of business

      and turned it into

      3) pay a fixed price far lower than any other possibility and know you are going to not only be in business next year, but proffitable

      It sounds like a good strategy to me. They have minimized their maximum loss. I you don't understand that logic, call me when you start your own business, because I want to be one of your competitors.

      Dean G.

      P.S. The interesting thought is that EV1 was going to be the end user that SCO sued until they signed the deal. Think about that for a moment. Also, since the deal in NDA'd, we would never know if EV1 go a sweetheart deal on this. They very well may have gotten more than just the useless IP licenses that SCO is publicly peddaling.

  54. Don't take a tip from the RIAA by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they don't take a tip from the RIAA. They could end up suing a 78-year-old grandmother who owns a Mac.

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    You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  55. Isn't this illegal even with a disclaimer by Facekhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would think that no disclaimer can get you out of trouble if it is found out that you sold someone something that was not yours to sell. If and when SCO loses their case against ibm and quite possibly loses to Novell as well then their claims on Linux will be false. (as if they were not already) If I go out and sell licenses on Microsoft software in addition to the ones companies already have and later it is proven that I have no right to sell such licenses then those companies have the right to get their money back or I am very likely in criminal law territory for fraud. No contract between two private parties can render a person or company immune from criminal liability and in the case of fraud such as selling something that is not yours to sell, the contract would be void anyways. IANAL but those half dozen big companies are big enough to convince the justice dept to send SCO's officers to prison for fraud when the time comes. Darl may very well end up where he belongs, well at least in club fed.

    "McBride said the arrangement with EV1Servers.net is perpetual and that SCO doesn't offer companies their money back if courts later find SCO's claims baseless. It will bring in revenue that will be material to SCO's financial results, he added."

  56. Please, please sue a company owned by the mob by iamacat · · Score: 2, Funny

    A casino using Linux for video poker machines or something. McBride could really use a friendly talk with Richardo just about now/.

  57. playing darts... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 2, Informative

    "While they claim that it will be one of the "top 1,000" companies, they apparently have yet to decide which company to actually sue. Perhaps they need more practice playing darts?"

    Seems to me that SCO has been playing lawn darts for some time, and poor Daryl has been struck in the head numerous times because of it!

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  58. I'll tell you what he would say... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, first I just want to say that I do, uhhhhhhh, believe that businesses have a right to protect their investments...

    Interviewer begins to droop.

    <monotone>...and of course, President Bush has not shown the, uhhhhhhhhh, leadership that we expect from a Commander-In-Chief on this issue...</monotone>

    Interviewer nods off.

    <monotone>...and, uhhhhhhhh, obviously, SCO has not shown that they have a case and I think they're clearly wrong... </monotone>

    Audience nods off.

    <monotone>...but SCO has clearly shown the leadership to...</monotone>

    Both audience and interviewer have dangerously weak heartbeats.

    <monotone>...my record is clear in that I believe in the SCO case and, uhhhhhhh...</monotone>

    Most members of the audience are clinically dead. The interviewer is sprawled on the floor.

    <monotone>...those who would question my patriotism by implying that my position has changed on this matter...</monotone>

    Temperature reaches absolute zero as all atomic motion stops.

    <monotone>...which is, uhhhhhhh, why I think I will be your next President. My Vietnam war heroism makes it clear that, uhhhhhh...</monotone>

  59. same 'ol same 'ol by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Scox has set a concrete deadline at least three times before.

    2) Scox has followed this pattern more times than I can remember: they claim there is some huge news coming up at a future date, they build it up and build it up, then they miss the deadline - building the contraversy even more. Finally OMFG they actually did it - but it turns out to be some totally watered down version of what they said they would do. When it turns out to be a joke, the pop-media will forget all about scox's previous hype.

    It reminds me of a carnival side-show: STEP RIGHT UP SEE THE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING ASTONDING LAWSUIT OF THE CENTURY!!!

    - AIX license revocation
    - Showing the code in Las Vegas
    - Several "code showings" for that matter
    - The Vultus deal
    - First time they sold an IP license to a fortune 1000 company (August?)

  60. tomorrow, eh? by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see, Darl said this on Monday. Does that mean SCO is going to sue a
    Linux user on February 31, then?

  61. I bet ... by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 2, Funny

    That in two weeks we will read the headline "SCO (Finnally) Sues Linux User" and under it "was-the-first-one-lost-in-the-mail dept."

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  62. Ordinarily? What means this word? by phiwum · · Score: 2, Funny

    InfoWorld is reporting that SCO intends to sue a Linux using company. Ordinarily, this would not be newsworthy...

    Every single time that SCO has threatened a customer (with or without a deadline), it's been reported here in Slashdot. Since "ordinarily" it would not be reported, we must conclude that these announcements have coincidentally been exceptional. The odds are so low that every such announcement has been exceptional that I must conclude that God is on SCO's side and therefore Linux is doomed (not even the devil will help, since he's likely partial to BSD).

    I hope that Slashdot editors understand that with great power comes great responsibility. Now I must question my faith since it appears that, while there is an all-powerful diety, he's one of the bad guys, fighting on the side of proprietary software, frivolous lawsuits and the monopolies that fund them.

    I'd hate to think that this bleak metaphysical outlook is due only to haphazard diction on the part of the editor.

    --
    Phiwum's law: anyone that names an obvious law after himself and then puts it in his own sig is just pathetic.
  63. Re:Conspiricy theory again! by walterbyrd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >>Come on, if SCO really did have them behind them they would be showing at least some sign of competency

    Competecy? Are you kidding? This is stock scam, it's been going on for a year, and still going very strong. The market cap has been pumped from under $20 to over $150 million in a year. And scox was never worth even $20 million. This scam is way beyond competent.

    Ever hear of the Mormon Mafia?

  64. DO IT, Fsckers!!!!! by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You've already used the mail, Darl. You qualify for the RICO ACT. Enjoy your stay in the federal "Pound-me-in-ass" prison.

    ===========

    Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act
    TITLE 18--CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE

    PART I--CRIMES

    CHAPTER 96--RACKETEER INFLUENCED AND CORRUPT ORGANIZATIONS

    Sec. 1961. Definitions

    As used in this chapter--
    (1) ``racketeering activity'' means (A) any act or threat
    involving murder, kidnapping, gambling, arson, robbery, bribery,
    extortion, dealing in obscene matter, or dealing in a controlled
    substance or listed chemical (as defined in section 102 of the
    Controlled Substances Act), which is chargeable under State law and
    punishable by imprisonment for more than one year; (B) any act which
    is indictable under any of the following provisions of title 18,
    United States Code: Section 201 (relating to bribery), section 224
    (relating to sports bribery), sections 471, 472, and 473 (relating
    to counterfeiting), section 659 (relating to theft from interstate
    shipment) if the act indictable under section 659 is felonious,
    section 664 (relating to embezzlement from pension and welfare
    funds), sections 891-894 (relating to extortionate credit
    transactions), section 1028 (relating to fraud and related activity
    in connection with identification documents), section 1029 (relating
    to fraud and related activity in connection with access devices),
    section 1084 (relating to the transmission of gambling information),
    section 1341 (relating to mail fraud), section 1343 (relating to
    wire fraud), section 1344 (relating to financial institution fraud),
    section 1425 (relating to the procurement of citizenship or
    nationalization unlawfully), section 1426 (relating to the
    reproduction of naturalization or citizenship papers), section 1427
    (relating to the sale of naturalization or citizenship papers),
    sections 1461-1465 (relating to obscene matter), section 1503
    (relating to obstruction of justice), section 1510 (relating to
    obstruction of criminal investigations), section 1511 (relating to
    the obstruction of State or local law enforcement), section 1512
    (relating to tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant),
    section 1513 (relating to retaliating against a witness, victim, or
    an informant), section 1542 (relating to false statement in
    application and use of passport), section 1543 (relating to forgery
    or false use of passport), section 1544 (relating to misuse of
    passport), section 1546 (relating to fraud and misuse of visas,
    permits, and other documents), sections 1581-1588 (relating to
    peonage and slavery), section 1951 (relating to interference with
    commerce, robbery, or extortion), section 1952 (relating to
    racketeering), section 1953 (relating to interstate transportation
    of wagering paraphernalia), section 1954 (relating to unlawful
    welfare fund payments), section 1955 (relating to the prohibition of
    illegal gambling businesses), section 1956 (relating to the
    laundering of monetary instruments), section 1957 (relating to
    engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specified
    unlawful activity), section 1958 (relating to use of interstate
    commerce facilities in the commission of murder-for-hire), sections
    2251, 2251A, 2252, and 2260 (relating to sexual exploitation of
    children), sections 2312 and 2313 (relating to interstate
    transportation of stolen motor vehicles), sections 2314 and 2315
    (relating to interstate transportation of stolen property), section
    2318 (relating to trafficking in counterfeit labels for
    phonorecords, computer programs or computer program documentation or
    packaging and copies of motion pictures or

  65. Re:Screw whichever company they are going to sue.. by Exatron · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Chewbacca defense is perfectly logical compared to SCO's legal strategy.

    --
    "I think so, Brain, but 'instant karma' always gets so lumpy." - Pinky
    "Decepticons FOREVER!!!" - Ravage
  66. Suing oneself by yintercept · · Score: 5, Interesting
    While you're at it maybe you could suggest that they sue Canopy Group.

    Suing a group that stands to gain by losing the lawsuit would be a shrewd move. It would give SCO greater ability to set the stage for a setting a precedent favorable to SCO.

    However, the shrewdest move would be to sue a company holding the "information wants to be free" line religiously. It is often easy to win the court's favor when your opponent is holding an absurd ideal with religiour fervor. The worst thing would be to sue a well respected company with shrewd leadership, as they are likely to punch real legitimate holes in the SCO case.

    1. Re:Suing oneself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      the shrewdest move would be to sue a company holding the "information wants to be free" line religiously. It is often easy to win the court's favor when your opponent is holding an absurd ideal with religiour fervor.

      Are you talking about OSDN?

      The worst thing would be to sue a well respected company with shrewd leadership

      Oh, you're obviously not talking about OSDN.

    2. Re:Suing oneself by k_head · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a sad commentary on the US legal system when the perception exists that courts will look more at a companies ideology then the evidence presented.

      If you are right then the concept of justice no longer exists in this country. If courts decide a case on what somebody believes or their religion then we are all fucked.

      OTOH even if you are wrong just the fact you hold that belief is a harsh indictment of the courts.

      --
      The best way to support the US war effort is to continue buying American products.
    3. Re:Suing oneself by jimmyharris · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What I find interesting is that they are (apparently) planning to sue one of their own customers! How stupid would anyone have to be to sign a contract with them?

      http://news.com.com/2100-1016_3-5167829.html?tag=s t_lh

      The first target will be a company that has a Unix license from SCO already, giving SCO some contractual leverage in the case. McBride said. In addition, the suit will involve copyright infringement claims.

    4. Re:Suing oneself by trezor · · Score: 3, Funny
      • The first target will be a company that has a Unix license from SCO already

      So... We're down to 15 companies then? Find one of SCOs 15 customers within the "top 1000"-company-list and you know the suit!

      --
      Not Buzzword 2.0 compliant. Please speak english.
    5. Re:Suing oneself by yintercept · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's a sad commentary on the US legal system when the perception exists that courts will look more at a companies ideology then the evidence presented.

      No, the sad commentary was on the way that individuals sabbotage themselves. Let's say I had a fervent belief that copyright was an evil and felt that I had to sacrafice myself as a praxis in the social revolution to repeal the copyright laws themselves...I am likely to sabbotage my case by venting my anger at the law itself.

      If, on the otherhand, I was just Joe businessman running a shop and getting an annoyance lawsuit from SCO; I would be more apt to focus on the case and to listen to good legal advice on how to win my case.

      A person's beliefs affect the way they act. It affects the way they present their arguments, who they choose to represent them, etc.. This is not prejudice on the part of the court, but the beliefs of an organization can affect the outcome of lawsuits.

    6. Re:Suing oneself by k_head · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's a ridiculus collection of non sequitors.

      If a company gets sued they will hire lawyers. If they want to prevail they will hire lawyers with experience in the particular area of law.

      A fortune 1000 company would certainly hire a competent law firm to defend it.

      BTW it would be lawyers who present arguments not the company itself.

      --
      The best way to support the US war effort is to continue buying American products.
    7. Re:Suing oneself by nikster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You seem to believe that the US legal system is fair and objective. That they only consider the fact and are otherwise completely isolated from society / reality.

      that this is not so should be obvious. It follows directly that the courts and the legal system are influenced by a companies previous behavior, history, "character" if you like.

      it should be understood by everybody that the courts strive for maximum objectivity and impartial-ness, but it should also be understood that they can never attain that goal.

      define TRUTH - that's the beginning of the problem. and it goes downhill from there: pretty soon you have he-said-she-said, doubtful evidence, questionable witnesses and the morass of opinions and beliefs that is called reality. this is where the courts operate.

      to answer the parent post: of course the courts will look at a companies ideology. of course that is a factor.
    8. Re:Suing oneself by Mixel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I find interesting is that they are (apparently) planning to sue one of their own customers! How stupid would anyone have to be to sign a contract with them?

      This is a classic strategy of fraudsters, like salespersons who cheat the elderly out of their money. Find someone who is weak and milk them until they have nothing left.

    9. Re:Suing oneself by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Something that disturbs me, and I don't see it mentioned here, is that SCO has not proven their case in court. Don't they have to prove their claims before they can sue anybody?

    10. Re:Suing oneself by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, it's true that anyone may sue anyone else in this country, whether they have a case or not. But what kind of judge would be sympathetic to a litigator who's claims depend entirely upon the outcome of pending litigation?

  67. A desperate measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    to halt the worrying trend of the SCO stock price. Down, down, down she goes.

  68. My biggest fear.. by Ubernurd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..is if SCO actually goes through with this and sues someone: Where are they going to find impartial jurors?

    *Everyone* with enough technical background to fully understand the issue has been following this case in the news and lets face it: Most programmers have a pet OS. We're not the most impartial bunch.

    Anyone without the IT backround could potentially be fooled by the silver-tongued army of SCO lawyers.

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    Stack overflow: pid 352258, proc httpd, addr 0x11f7ffff0, pc 0x12000195c Segmentation fault (core dumped)
    1. Re:My biggest fear.. by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where are they going to find impartial jurors?

      *Everyone* with enough technical background to fully understand the issue ...

      ... would of course be immediately disqualified from the jury.

      --
      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
    2. Re:My biggest fear.. by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yuuuuup.

      SCO Lawyer: Peremptory challenge, this juror is too smart.
      Judge: That's your 167th peremptory challenge, counsel.
      SCO Lawyer: Yes, your honour. We're looking for slack-jawed yokels.

      Unfortunately, if it gets to trial any time within the current millenium, it's likely that SCO will use such challenges to try and get a jury as dumb as possible. (Not that I blame them, really. It's not like IBM's lawyers won't be trying to get a biased jury either. They both want to win.)

      Kierthos

      --
      Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
  69. The Choice is Obvious by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only Linux using company that is not like to kick their ass in court is... SCO. I predict that tomorrow, in a brilliant PR move, SCO will SUE THEMSELVES for using Linux! A case in which they will almost certainly prevail!

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  70. one word ... NOVELL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just some thoughts..

    I wonder how much of this "license" money SCO will pay to Novell. Given the existing agreements where SCO pay Novell 95%, will novell see any of this money ?

    If they dont, will they sue SCO for it ?

    Given EV1 reportedly paid over 6 digits for their "pukka" licenses, this could get interesting if Novell file a claim for a share of the license money.

    SCO seems to *have* to sue, else their share prices will drop.

    I wonder if the FSF will sue sco for distributing GPL code, and then claiming license money.

    I also wonder if Linux developers can sue SCO.

  71. I just saw the weather report by highwindarea · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here : Fine Over There : Cloudy Hell : Six inches of snow And what's that flying past the fifth story window. A pig

    --
    I think this internet thing sounds like a good idea
  72. Place your Bets by jsk2001 · · Score: 2

    my bet is on Tivo or Google

  73. Re:No evidence until IBM case is settled by unoengborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think the SCO vs IBM case have much to do with this. The only copyright stuff in that case is about IBM continued to distribute AIX after SCO revoked their licence. The rest is breach of contract stuff, and unless the end user isn't a SCO customer there would be no such things for SCO to sue over. So once again the lesson to learn, don't do business with SCO.

    The Novell case is much more interesting here as it deals with wether SCO really have any copyrights to Linux.

    --
    God is REAL! Unless explicitly declared INTEGER
  74. Slashdot poll by glassesmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    I keep waiting for the poll to change to:

    Which Linux user is SCO going to sue next?

    Google

    Yahoo

    WalMart

    EV1Servers.net

    Microsoft (oh the irony)

    State of California

    U.S. Government

    A 12 yr old girl

    Cowboyneal

  75. sounds more like..... by beware1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this sounds more like a ransom demand than a legal strategy.

  76. SGI is my guess by bahamat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say SGI. SCO said it was someone with a UNIX license and will include copyright claims. SGI did have that little triffle with the memory code that was written for an arch that was never actually sold and thus never compiled into binary form and run on a real piece of hardware.

    SGI is also a Linux contributor, and McBride once said that they'll have their day in court with SGI (or words to that effect).

  77. He might say they're deliberately going kamikaze by LitigiousBastards · · Score: 2, Insightful
    None of this makes sense up front. TSG have no real hope of eventually winning.

    But.

    But? But what if the whole thing's for show, and TSG intend to go down in flames? Perhaps in exchange for golden parachutes all around from someone. Pull a name out of my ass at random, say it's Microsoft?

    Looked at that way, their actions make more sense. Sick sense, yes, but lots more of it.

  78. Zehn kleine UNIX Zeilen by Make · · Score: 5, Funny
    (sorry, it's German - we Germans laugh best about SCO :p)

    Zehn kleine UNIX Zeilen
    Reicht man ein zur Klage.
    Die eine die auf griechisch war,
    War leider viel zu vage.

    Neun kleine UNIX Zeilen
    Sollten es begrunden.
    Die eine war trotz groBter Muh'
    In LINUX nicht zu finden.

    Acht kleine UNIX Zeilen
    Dienten zum Beweise.
    Die eine war aus BSD,
    Pech fur Anwalt Heise.

    Sieben kleine UNIX Zeilen,
    Kamen vor Gericht.
    Die eine war 'ne Fehlernummer,
    Die taugte dazu nicht.

    Sechs kleine UNIX Zeilen,
    Sollten es belegen.
    Doch eine kam zur GPL
    Durch SCO Kollegen.

    Funf kleine UNIX Zeilen
    Waren noch dabei.
    Die eine kam von einem Band
    Mit Aufschrift System Drei.

    Vier kleine UNIX Zeilen,
    Doch eine, sonderbar,
    Gehorte nicht zum dem Programm,
    Sie war ein Kommentar.

    Drei Kleine UNIX Zeilen,
    Waren das Problem.
    Eine war zwar System Five,
    Doch kam von IBM.

    Zwei kleine UNIX Zeilen,
    Waren noch geblieben.
    Die eine war schon reichlich alt
    Und kam von System Sieben.

    Eine kleine UNIX Zeile
    Wurde angefuhrt.
    Die hatte Linus Torvalds selbst
    Am Anfang programmiert.

    Ohne eine UNIX Zeile
    Kann SCO nichts machen.
    Doch eines muss man zugestehn:
    Wir hatten was zu lachen.

    Schlussbemerkung:
    Hier zeigt sehr schon ein Kinderlied,
    Warum McBride die Wahrheit mied.

    stolen from Heise forum

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  79. Google or a firewall manufacturer by steveoc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It will definately be either Google, or a firewall manufacturer.

    Why ?

    Microsoft has made big noises lately about moving into the search engine space, and also made noises about an impending firewall product.

    SCO, taking orders from above, will target the competion in these areas, hoping to tie them up in court for ages, so that Microsoft can enter these markets with reduced competition.

    You dont even need a tinfoil hat to see that one coming.

  80. Could be true by RoLi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Actually if the rumors are true that EV1Servers.net has signed a "lucrative" deal with Microsoft, the 7 figures could be true and just another way to channel money from Microsoft to SCO.

  81. SCO Employees Use Linux by avishal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I personally know some SCO Employees (New Delhi, INDIA), who use linux as their main OS.

    Maybe they should sue themselves first.

    --
    v==hal if /wal/; #if (Perl) = agar (Hindi)
  82. RIAA tactics by upt1me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How are they going to choose this end user to sue? Are they going to randomly pick an entry from there web server log that contains a referer with linux, and then use RIAA tactics to obtain a supeana to gather your information from you ISP?

  83. i know who they are suing by dvdiva · · Score: 2, Funny

    they are suing the riaa for getting linux off kazaa of course

  84. Brilliant by tres · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh what a tawdry, petty thing this democracy has become... I don't know whether you intended it or not, but your post is brilliantly ironic about the dismal state of our democracy.

    Where people more interested in the tone of voice than the ideas.
    Where people more interested in hair styles than Social Security.
    Where people who would rather feel as if they were just consuming another product they may judge by the pretty packaging and ad campaign.

    --
    Notes From Under *nix: blas.phemo.us
  85. What you should be asking yourself is... by Walkiry · · Score: 4, Funny

    What Would Brian Boitano Do?

    What would Brian Boitano do
    If he was here right now?
    He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,
    That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

    When Brian Boitano came
    and knocked at SCO's door
    he kicked Darl's stupid ass
    and with it he wiped the floor.

    Hi de lo de hi de lay!
    Brian Boitano's here!
    So round up all your lasses,
    And tell them to have no fear!

    --
    ---- Take the Space Quiz!
  86. Why is it when SCO farts, it appears on slashdot. by insanegadgets.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't this constant barrage of news just exactly what SCO wants?

  87. Annie by mlush · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
    They'll sue me Tomorrow!
    its only a dayyyyy-aaaaa----way!

  88. Evidence for Google by joe_fish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO are in this for publicity - to fuel the share scam. What better publicity that to sue one of the most famous internet success stories, and one that publicly uses Linux at that.

    Google expect to be sued, so they stopped the "Litigeous Barstard" googlebomb. It never looks good in court to be being rude about your opponent.

    Maybe the delayed IPO is because they wouldn't get as much being sued as they would with no court-case. Delay the IPO = more money.

  89. Can you say... by Dan+Yocum · · Score: 2, Informative
    "cease and desist"?


    I knew that you could.


    IANAL, but as far as I understand, those 3 little words will bring any lawsuit brought by SCO (regarding Linux)to a screeching halt until the lawsuit with IBM is cleared up.


    I could be wrong, of course.

  90. I'm Spartacus by Lagrange5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Mr. McBride:

    I am a Linux user.

    --
    "Folks just call him Buckethead." -- Les Claypool
  91. New Musical Debuting Tomorrow... by avgjoe62 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Starring Darl McBride as Annie, with Bill Gates as Daddy Warbucks...

    The suit'll come out Tomorrow

    Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow

    They will pay!

    Just thinkin' about Tomorrow

    Makes the Linux Zealots,

    Fill with sorrow

    'Casue they'll pay!

    When I'm stuck with a day

    That's gray,

    And lonely,

    I just stick out my chin

    And Grin, And Say,

    Sue!

    The law'll be changed Tomorrow

    So SCOs gotta hang on 'til tomorrow

    That's when they'll pay

    Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

    I'll sue ya Tomorrow!

    You're always A day Away!

    --

    How come Slashdot never gets Slashdotted?

  92. They'll follow through on this threat by Phil+Wherry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure they'll follow through on the threat this time. The reason? SCO has an earnings call on March 3. While their legal case is pretty clearly going nowhere, they do seem media-savvy enough to know that a loudly-trumpeted lawsuit against a high-profile company will distract the analyst/media community enough to help them avoid questions they'd rather not answer.

  93. 2 Years From Now On Late Night TV by sdcharle · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you have an invention but don't know how to protect it? For a minimal fee, we can help you patent your invention and ensure you don't end up like these people:

    (old guy sitting in a lay-zee-boy chair):
    You know 'The Clapper'? I had that idea years before it came out, but I didn't make a dime from it.

    (Darl McBride, in orange jumpsuit):
    You know UNIX? Linux? That was mine! They took it from me! They gave it away and I didn't make all the money that I deserved! It was mine, mine, MINE!

    (Starts cursing, is injected w/ sedative by a guy in a white coat.)

    Narrator: Don't let this happen to you!

    (Phone number appears, and fade).