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U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off

declan writes "My CNET News colleague Ina Fried has written an interesting article today about how the U.S. Army has told Microsoft to stop sending free CD-ROMs of Office 2003 to government employees. In what's effectively a cease and desist order, the Army said: 'Your offer of free software places our employees and soldiers in jeopardy of unknowingly committing a violation of the ethics rules and regulations to which they have taken an oath to uphold.' Whoops! Perhaps this is Microsoft's latest way to fight free software at the Pentagon. Remember that just 8 months ago, the Army paid $471 million for Microsoft licenses."

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  1. Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by andy55 · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Yep... I'm in the navy and this new item hit the streets last week (I considered submitting it as a story--oh well). We had guys and civilian contractors in our building getting free copies of office. My hate for ms reached a new high--talking about caught red-handed trying to plant seeds that will secure them--argh.

    Separately, as a member of the military and despiser of the pitiful quality of ms products, I've always been strongly concerned about the military's use of ms products. The military, like many parts of the government, subcontract-out most tech work and implementation. The contractors, with sealed pay rates and support plans, have no problem deploying huge ms flagships at given branch or sub branch of the military (and then forwarding all the licensing bill to uncle sam). In other words, the root concern is that senior military folks that make the money decisions, need to get the job done but don't have a technical background (ie, to them, linux, microsoft, a server, source code, hacking, and TCP/IP are all one and the same). The contractors drum up offers, the military takes one, and--wham--the US gov't is now shelling out to ms in huge numbers and there's no one who looks at and says, 'is this the best way we could be doing it?'

    If you've been around the government, you know what I mean about how scary the contractors are in terms of quality and knowledge when it comes to industrial back-end technologies. I'm on shore tour now, but when I was on my sub, you'd see these people doing a software install by blindly reading out of a SPAWAR procedure. I'd ask them stuff as they went along to gain knowledge and tips, but I usually got back a sheepish "I'm not sure". Grr...

    Andy

    1. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by andy55 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wouldn't mind getting the stuff for free!

      Seriously, what the hell is in ms office that the previous version didn't have that's of huge value? What more "essential" things can be added to a word processor? At the end of the day, bells an whistles don't make content. Call me when ms puts out a version of Office that makes content.

      Andy

    2. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MS is the best way to do it. I'm Aircrew in the Air Force on the C-17 Globemaster. We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook. We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems. Most people would be reduced to a corp of Patrick Ewings. They'd all be bumbling around the flight deck bumping into one other. Are you trying to kill me?

    3. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by andy55 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By coming to Slashdot and reading and believing in these stupid stories you are already telling us that you are ready to increase your hate without any cause.

      Did you you *read* the story post or my post?? This is *real* -- what the hell are talking about... "made up story"??

      If you know better than thousands of the contractors then why don't you build a business and show us how you can do it better,

      If you follow that pesky URL in my tagline, you'll feel pretty dumb.

      Andy

    4. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Implicit in your second paragraph is the assertion that the market is a level playing field.
      Any alternative must both meet the MS functionality and provide enough extra juice to cover the switching costs/coefficient of static friction in the market.
      I've got enough active duty experience, acquisition experience, and government contractor experience to know that your last line represents as gross an oversimplification as any other seen on /.
      I think that the most reasonable, measurable thing to do is construct laws permitting companies to be in one major categor of business, say, operating systems or desktop applications only.
      If you configure your XP applicationst for non-MS, and run Mozilla, the operating system hides c:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\IExplore.exe.
      You can't even see that critter in a console window.
      Great. However, there are times when you need to go to a site that conforms to the de-facto, and arguably good, standard set by IE.
      You can, in fact, create a shortcut to this otherwise invisible executable, so that you can use it when required.
      The alarm that this sets off is: how many other instances of the operating privileging certain files are going on within the hard drive?
      Allowing that I probably gave my life away when I accepted the licensing agreement (I'm an honest, paying MSDN subscriber, doing nothing that wouldn't pass muster, that license is written in Perl with a bad hangover, for all I can read it), how confident can I be that this is the only example of such tomfoolery going on? What if there is a ForGoodJusticeScrewTheUserWithThisAPI.dll running around on there?
      Should the operating system company be the same as the application company? I think that the market is going to say NO, and increasingly move away from this dangerous situation. I dunno if government intervention would do more than feed the shark^H^H^H^H^Hlawyers.

    5. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny you should mention SPAWAR.... :)

      I work at a SPAWAR Systems Center and it was my understanding that the Navy bought a 'Select' license from Microsoft. So we have been passing around Windows 2000/Office/Visual Studio CDs and just calling up Microsoft licensing to get keys.
      So Im not sure why its a big deal if MS is sending free CDs to the army, I imagine that they have a similar licensing arrangement as we (navy) do.

      As for contractors, my experience has been that they might use windows platforms, but they roll out their own proprietary solutions (like web services, etc.) to lock the navy into hiring them for maintenance contracts. Things that MS has a solution for (dot net for example) may do the job but contractors won't touch it, they offer their own homegrown solutions. Not to say that dot net is great (it isnt) but I think contractors are even worse than Microsoft.

      Unfortunately their is a huge bias towards outsourcing everything to contractors and not trust government workers (I'm a civilian federal employee) to do the job. Most of the money that goes through the center just goes out to the contractors, which I think is a huge mistake. The contractors keep all the technology closed, don't tell us anything useful on how to modify their systems, and expect just fat checks.

    6. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by momerath2003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Eh, just have them use Macs. Surely they won't have a hard time dragging files to the CD icon that automatically appears on insertion of a blank CD-R and pressing the obvious "burn" button?

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    7. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Haven't you seen the commercials - it's got a giant table on the top of a mountain!

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    8. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Hey, I work in a science museum. 4 years ago I took over, and we went from no network to speak of to email and internet for everyone in the building.

      At the time the VPs insisted on bringing in hired guns to sanity check what I was doing. Heck, I didn't mind. Besides, all they knew was Cisco and exchange. I pretty much had to write their report on how linux operates as an email server, a firewall, and a web server. (Not that organizations hadn't been using Linux for years at that point.) Heck, I even ended up doing most of the legwork for the audits.

      Needless to say, after that experience I have found that contractors are at best a sounding board. You sure as hell better have an idea of what you want before you call them.

      Unfortunately most people don't have a clue.

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    9. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by neirboj · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why the heck do they need to burn CD's in the cockpit? Shouldn't they be focusing on flying the damn plane?!

    10. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well the Navy has sold its IT soul to the NMCI contract that stipulates that all desktops and servers and office productivity tools will be MS products. All others will be classified as "legacy" applications and will be schedules for rehosting. This includes all things that touch the network - databases, webservers, etc.

      As the deployment is progress they are finding that people do more then send email and write word documents and they have to leave some of the existing infrastructure intact and many have two desktop machines - the nmci email kiosk and the other machine where work gets done. This neither lower costs or inceases security - both goals of the contract.

      Also if they are successful the Navy will be a sitting duck with a monoculture IT infrastructure and a successful exploit will be able to cripple it in short order.

      The NMCI contract is the largest IT contract ever and you hear scant little about it in the press. I sure hope some watchdog group or even the GAO start monitoring the progress of this contract.

    11. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by obeythefist · · Score: 4, Funny

      It looks like you're writing a slashdot post! Office assistance can help you write your post.

      What kind of karma would you like?

      1) Insightful
      2) Overrated
      3) Troll

      Ehh you get the idea.

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    12. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook.

      Maybe this just means Outlook is a shitty choice for an email client? I'm sure officers used a nice textmode client for their electronic communications in the days before desktop PCs and GUIs. Why wouldn't something like pine be just as appropriate now?

    13. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by WorldRimWalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's the great new feature? The same critical feature that every recent version of Office has provided - compatibility with the latest version of Office.

    14. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by the_other_one · · Score: 4, Funny

      What more "essential" things can be added to a word processor?

      Weapon Control

      The president will be able use Outlook to send a Word Document with a macro to all missile silo's and subs. Upon receipt Outlook will open Word and execute the macro and launch the missiles. This system will be so much cheaper than and less personel intensive than the current system.

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    15. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Karn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hang on a second.. If they have to be taught how to burn a CD in Windows, how is that any different than Linux?

      How is that any better than, say, a custom US Air Force version of Linux that has a shortcut on the desktop to a CD burning application or script?

      If you were arguing that Linux wouldn't work on the home desktop, where the users have no sysadmin to fix things, or no tech support person to direct questions to, you would be right that Linux would be too much. However, business and government have both of those resources (usually) and are not an issue. Using Linux isn't a whole lot different from Windows when a competent admin has set up the desktop to meet the needs of the intended audience.

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    16. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      " Shouldn't they be focusing on flying the damn plane?!"

      Maybe they heard about Excel's easter egg.

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    17. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by FullCircle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The danger of missing a MS Office update is that if any one company or person you deal with upgrades, you have to upgrade in order to read the files they send you.

      Since MS changes the file formats with each version and users save in the default format (the newest MS format) your older version becomes useless.

      Sure, you can ask them to resend the file in any older format, but then your client may think that doing business with you is too much trouble, that you are unable to even work with "standard" documents or just too broke and unstable to afford Office.

      This is the deadly circle of MS Office use and the reason that the DOJ should have forced open the file formats.

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    18. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by pseudochaotic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every word processor needs a built-in psychiatrist. (No, Clippy doesn't count.)

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    19. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 4, Funny

      Planes fly themselves. Why waste a good opportunity to point a surveilance antenna at some sattelites or wireless hotspots for some in flight porn.

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    20. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by rot26 · · Score: 5, Informative

      My productivity will fall to zero when they take my legacy machine away, but it WILL happen. They have determined that nobody is using the NMCI machines BECAUSE the legacy machines are still available. They are fully aware that the NMCI network is pure shit, but the only way it will be fixed is when people actually USE it and start opening trouble tickets to address problems, and the only way people will use them to find these problems is when they no longer have legacy machines. I expect to walk into my office and find it gone any day now.

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    21. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by UberGeeb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More likely, the problem here is that these can be taken to be bribes. There are very strict rules in place for US federal and state employees of all types regarding accepting gifts in an official capacity.

    22. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I also work for SPAWAR in an aquisitions branch, but evidently not under the same center as you, since we pay out the nose for each and every MS product (and everything else) we buy. GSA pricing is usually a joke - we end up paying retail for virtually anything IT related. The problem with alternatives is not one of user ability, because as one of the above posters mentioned, the right linux distro would work just as easily as Windows for most navy users. The problem is change (of any kind).

      With very few exceptions, we buy nothing but Windows and Intel for PC aquisitons, since woefully few of the senior engineers and scientists (who really dont deserve those titles anymore) know any different. Since it is so hard to fire a govie, the govt. is bloated with people who haven't meaningfully increased their techincal skillset since they graduated from college in the 70s.

      SPAWAR, at least, recognizes their problem and a few people with a clue are trying to change things. They are trying to clear out some of the good-old-boy cruft and the stagnant dead weight. Some of the fresh-outta-school new professionals (myself included) are trying to exert what little influence we have to push for some alternative platforms and architectures in the work place. I have a few linux boxes up for internal uses and am working on a mosix cluster, among other things. Not much, but I guess its a start, and the bigwigs are starting to take notice.

      We joke that if some monster new windows worm went tearing through the network we would be the only ones with functioning computers. Unfortunately, its probably not so far from the truth.

    23. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems.

      The clueless users having problems with the application layer are so far separated from the OS as to make it completely irrelevant to them. By giving them a system that they can't accidentally screw up (they're users, not administrators, right?) by downloading the virus-of-the-week or installing the spyware of the day, you reduce their opportunities to screw up the system.

    24. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by DataPath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep, and EDS has royally screwed up that contract, too. Late deployments, deployments costing much more than forecast (but I think EDS has to eat up the difference), reduced productivity.

      It has also killed a lot of small businesses that used to supply technology and office materials to Navy bases. For office supply and technology purchases, there are strong incentives to buy locally, even if it costs more (which sounds bad, but has a VERY good reason). With EDS doing it all, (some) local economies around these bases have been tanking.

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    25. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Funny
      Also if they are successful the Navy will be a sitting duck with a monoculture IT infrastructure and a successful exploit will be able to cripple it in short order.

      Man, I hope Jeff Goldblum never joins a terrorist organisation. /kidding. OTOH, maybe anti-terrorism laws will be a good way to round up all those script kiddies. /only half-kidding.

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    26. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the US Armed Forces are ever defeated (as in we tried hard but they thoroughly pwned us, not as in we pulled out or didn't have the soldiers) it will not be for technological inferiority. It will not be for a strategic failure. The US has spent many, many resources ensuring this is unlikely to happen. It will be for something unexpected and completely unrelated to actual battle.

      If any of the Armed Forces are locked into one platform (be it Microsoft or Linux or...) it will open a wide hole for any cracker employed by the opposing governments. The homogeneity will ensure that something that takes one computer will take them all.

    27. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Artemis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Typical Slashdot drone again. The .doc file format and .xls file format (the two most popular) did not change from Office 97 to Office XP (2002). Five years and three version of Office, no changes. The only reason the file format has changed in Office 2003 is to take advantage of XML. Of course, if they hadn't updated it to use XML you would be bitching about that also, saying how they don't "support new technologies" or innovate in new version. You should really try doing some research about these things before you blindly bash them. Microsoft also makes the schema available for FREE and offers Royalty-Free licensing of their specific implementations!

    28. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by kir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm one of those "scary" DoD contractors and I have to agree with much of what you've said. But, much of the blame for M$ M$ M$ does not fall on the contractors. The military WANTS M$. PERIOD.

      I advocate Linux every chance I get. I recently convinced the command I work for to purchase several copies of Redhat Enterprise Linux for our perimeter services (proxy, web, etc.). It was a fight though. They just could not get M$ out of their heads. They simply could not understand that there are alternatives out there. In their world, all web servers are IIS, all email servers are Exchange, all PCs are Windows.

      It wasn't until I told them that our perimeter services have been running on Linux for two years (regular Redhat) that they began to come around. I explained the EOL situation with Redhat Linux and that the most logical choice would be to move to RHEL since our AOSAs (Another OS Administrators) are already familiar with Redhat (ok... that's a stretch).

      They still weren't completely convinced until I detailed the security track records of IIS and Apache. They understood the significance, but weren't completely sold until I showed them a message detailing a group of recent defacements of Navy and Air Force IIS servers in our region (overseas). Then I showed them the Linux/Apache front-end proxy for our beloved Outlook Web Access server and how it would be nearly impossible to exploit many of the IIS vuls through it. Done and done.

      Sad.

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    29. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'm Aircrew in the Air Force on the C-17 Globemaster. We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook. We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems. Most people would be reduced to a corp of Patrick Ewings. They'd all be bumbling around the flight deck bumping into one other.
      If that's the kind of army with what the US is attempting to conquer the world, I suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
    30. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 2, Funny
      Planes fly themselves.

      Isn't it something like a few hours of utter boredom with a couple mintes of sheer panic at the beginning and end?

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    31. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by pla · · Score: 4, Funny
      It looks like you're writing a slashdot post! Office assistance can help you write your post.

      Except, this involves the US Army. So in this case, Clippy pops up and asks,
      It looks like your government plans further unilateral "preemtive" strikes in the Middle East. Would you like to: Write a new will? Write a suicide note? Move to Canada? Invest in Halliburton? Curl up in a ball under your bed and cry? Learn to enjoy the smell of napalm in the morning?
    32. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is the dumbest crap I have ever read on /.

      It takes less time to get a random high-asvab grunt up to speed on a windows NT based system than on a linux system.
      Do you have an evidence to back up that claim? Any studies? Documents? Or are you just making up crap as you go?

      "Sir, the guy we pulled in after the 6 shop got bombed is saying 'what the fuck is this %> stuff all about?'"
      I guess there is no such think as a GUI under Linux? I take it you cannot write GUI apps for Linux? All taks need to be done from a terminal? You are very "Insightful" aren't you?
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    33. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by MurphyZero · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You haven't met some of these folks yet. Obvious is not sufficient. For some of them, I am slightly surprised they get infected with viruses because they would have to realize they had to click on the attachment to activate it. Typically though, they learned to click on the attachment because somewhat sent them some pornography and told them how to view it.

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    34. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Kevin_Peters · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ok, then. Create a file in Office 2000 or XP and try to open it in Office 97. Can't do it. Why? Because the format DID change. Microsoft does NOT support backwards compatibility. never have and never will.

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    35. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok, wait a minute.... I'm not denying that open source *might* be the smartest way to spend taxpayer money for military computer use, but why do people keep insisting that Apple Mac systems are a "closed hardware environment" + "closed software environment"??

      For at least the last 3 years, Apple has been supplying the OS X operating system on all of their computers. Unlike the old MacOS - this is based on BSD Unix! They even provide an X windowing environment, in case using the default "Aqua" GUI itself feels too "closed" to you. It seems to me the ability to recompile pretty much any BSD source and run on the Mac (not to mention the option of even forgoing Apple's own OS and using a flavor of Linux on the Mac, if you so desire) makes it far from completely "closed".

      As for "closed hardware", sure - to some extent. (Probably, most notably, video cards - where your choices are pretty much between special "Mac editions" of select ATI Radeon products, or select nVidia products.) But with USB 2.0 and firewire, you can plug in and use most of today's printers, scanners, cameras, and external storage devices (hard drives, flash drives, removeables like zip, etc.). They've already got gigabit ethernet built into almost all models, so you should be pretty well set on your network card needs (and wireless G is an option for most every Mac too). Where's the big issue? It's kind of like me complaining that Dell makes "closed hardware" because I can't replace dead power supplies in some models with standard ATX replacements (they purposely swapped the wiring around).

    36. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Eosha · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doesn't emacs already do that?

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    37. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hang on a second.. If they have to be taught how to burn a CD in Windows, how is that any different than Linux?

      For me and other more computer savvy users there wouldn't really be a difference. For others it would most likely just be a mental thing. Some people are intimidated by computers and a new UI could bother them. Other than that, as long as your system is setup right there really wouldn't be a difference. Which brings us to
      How is that any better than, say, a custom US Air Force version of Linux that has a shortcut on the desktop to a CD burning application or script?

      I firmly believe that the military will go to a Linux solution within the next 10-20 years. But they need, as you say, a custom version for their needs. The reason I think this isn't happening now is because the people that make these decisions didn't grow up with computers or Linux. They just went to E-Pubs which will save us millions of dollars a year. It took a long time to switch because they don't completely trust the technology. As Linux becomes more common and fresh blood moves up the chain Linux will become a more viable alternative, but right now it's a tough sell.
      Switching to Linux on our all-purpose systems could be done, but it would be rough for awhile. And with our current opstempo I just don't see any commanders going for it. However, there are a few systems they should switch right away.

      1. C-17 ADTD (Aircrew Data Transfer Device)
      The ADTD is just a laptop on the plane for doing the form F (weight and balance) and for viewing E-Pubs (Acrobat). There is no reason this computer should use Win 98. This is a streamlined system where up time is critical.

      2. Boeing Computer Based Training
      These systems are nothing more than terminals used for training. They don't connect to the internet or even the base intranet. You log in, start the training file and that's it. They could save a lot by dumping WinXP on these machines.

      3. Simulators
      Again, a system where uptime and reliability is critical. Also, the sim has one function. A stripped Linux would be a lot better than Windows.

    38. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Ironica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      MS is the best way to do it....

      We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook. We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP.


      I'm sorry, I'm confused. You say that MS is best, but then you cite how difficult it is for your users to get anything done with two apps, which are both made by MS. You don't relate any experiences with non-MS apps to compare.

      It sounds like your documentation and training suck, not so much your software. Even so, in my personal experience Outlook is a lot harder to use than many other mail clients, and burning CDs is really not that hard (for me, or the high-school dropouts I used to supervise at Kinko's). But your anecdote fails to support your initial proposition completely.

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    39. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 3, Informative
      I know a guy who used to wotk at MS. He said it was deliberate policy to make new versions not quite compatible with older versions. Of course, you could always "save as" an older format, if you don't mind clicking through their warming box (which always comes up, whether or not you used any features that won't work in the old format).

      But, he said, they were supposed to make sure it didn't work 100% of the time. If users of older versions couldn't read your documents maybe 1% of the time, you'd chalk it up to "inevitable" software problems (which you'd assume were normal and unavoidable, since you were a Microsoft user) rather than a deliberate attempt to get you to upgrade. Eventually you were supposed to get tired, and just give up and upgrade.

    40. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by BoneFlower · · Score: 3, Interesting

      " It takes less time to get a random high-asvab grunt up to speed on a windows NT based system than on a linux system.

      Do you have an evidence to back up that claim? Any studies? Documents? Or are you just making up crap as you go?"

      If you need a study to see my point here, you are an idiot. Many, MANY more servicemen will have experience with Windows at home, school, or work than will have experience with Linux. You could sit them in front of an NT server, hand them a quick reference card or even just the help files provided with windows and they can be functional. The extra downtime with reboots and blue screens(which are incredibly rare with 2k and XP) can be more than made up for by leveraging soldiers prior computer experience.

      " "Sir, the guy we pulled in after the 6 shop got bombed is saying 'what the fuck is this %> stuff all about?'"

      I guess there is no such think as a GUI under Linux? I take it you cannot write GUI apps for Linux? All taks need to be done from a terminal? You are very "Insightful" aren't you?"

      Not all tasks need to be done from the terminal. But there are enough that do that someone who has only used Windows will have trouble. Linux GUIs are simply not even close to those in Windows for administering the entire system. Even with Mandrake I can't avoid the command line completely even if I wanted to. And even when I can, its not nearly as intuitive as Windows.

      Remember, this is a world where you can't do the corporate thing and send someone away for training or hire a new admin. There isn't time for that when the lead is flying. This is a world where you may have to replace your team of trained administrators because they just got killed, and you need them replaced immediately or more people will die. You need to be able to leverage peoples prior experience to pull it off, and that experience will almost certainly be in Windows products.

    41. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where I work we still haven't upgraded our Office from Office 97. Everytime a new version comes out we have a look at it to see if there are any new features that we need, and everytime the answer comes up negative.

      Our business relies on being able to transfer documents to and from our clients. Occasionally we have a problem with having an old version. It tends to be when someone has embedded some ActiveX thing that we didn't have. It is so rare that this happens that nobody ever suggests that we should upgrade.

      One of our satellite offices upgraded to Office 2000 (without permission) to fix a perceived problem that they had when opening files sent from outside the company. We didn't know about this until a long time afterwards. In the meantime, we transfered documents backwards and forwards between the offices and never had a hitch.

      On the other hand, occasionally we have our own documents get corrupt and crash Word as soon as they are opened or printed. In those cases, I fire up OpenOffice and resave them in that. Works every time. Sometimes having a different suite can get around the bugs in the old 97 code.

      Eventually we will upgrade. When we do, I am hoping that it will be to OpenOffice. There are a few things that still need to be fixed in OpenOffice before we can use it, some of which is to do with file compatibility with the Microsoft format. I am hoping that I can convince management here that it would be in our interest if we got the source and help make the changes that we require. They are actually quite eager to use Open Source stuff that I think that they will get the concept of giving back to the community.

      It is still cheaper than upgrading all our Microsoft products.

    42. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by rat7307 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, my university has a similar licensing agreement with Microsoft. We get unlimited copies of all Windows versions, all Office versions, and I think a good deal more (haven't needed them, so haven't checked). Of course, we upgraded to that license because Microsoft threatened to sick the BSA on us if they didn't. We were pissed off at the time, but it's actually been a good deal for us in the long run.

      There is something seriously disturbing about your post. Plese re-read it and explain how it is a good deal..

      I read it as 'we were forced to upgrade our software at a co$t or the vendor will sick the lawyers onto us.. but it's a good thing... really... really it is..'

      That to me sums up how they manipulate the customer to get their way...

      It must stop.

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    43. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by lightray · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's true... I worked at a DoD-funded research facility where we were compelled to deliver a product that ran on Windows NT simply because that was the Navy requirement. The in-house development was done in Linux and we deployed on cygwin... sigh.

    44. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by elfkicker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing with windows is that anything out of the ordinary is either a "supported procedure", or your fucked. I recently had the fun (by masochistic choice) of setting up a Win2k/SQL cluster. If you follow any one of the KB articles or TechNet articles, you're screwed. You need to read all 40 of them to understand all the gotchas. The best help I had was an internal doc supplied to me that nobody has access to but should. It was a simple doc written by somebody that had read all of the relavent KB and Technet articles.

      Linux/Unix/whatevr is no better, but atleast somebody forked to better solution in most cases.

      If MS KB did the simple thing that Amazon does with it's products, it would be a cakewalk. Simply recommend other articles based on the same searches/questions/and especially, internal recs. Reliably. The pros there know it inside out, and yet they always leave crappy docs out there that folks follow and end up looking like... well... Windows users.

    45. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by zero_offset · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bullshit, pure and simple. I know a LOT of people who used to work for Microsoft. I knew some of them WHEN they worked there. I know people who STILL work there. I've also had several ex-employees end up there, and remained in contact with them. And what you're saying has NEVER come up, and these are the kind of hardcore developers who would be completely enraged by such a stupid policy.

      Either you're lying, or the person you claim to know is lying.

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    46. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Would it still be a bribe if the content was truly free, i.e. if they were given a crate of OOo CDs, or even just one, to copy themselves?

      Or maybe they could borrow it, copy the files, and return the media?

    47. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by SandSpider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read it as 'we were forced to upgrade our software at a co$t or the vendor will sick the lawyers onto us.. but it's a good thing... really... really it is..'

      You should probably re-read it as, "We were using illegal copies of Word, and we were going to be caught for it. However, now we don't have to go to the Finance department every time we want to put Office on a new computer, and it looks like our annual costs to Microsoft are lower using the site license rather than buying all of those individual copies."

      Something like that.

      =Brian

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    48. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by DataPath · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was referring to something a little less direct in terms of consequences. EDS brings in some new jobs for the local administration of their contract, but most of the jobs existed before, just under another contractor.

      ALl the money that bases used to spend at local businesses for computers, office furniture, etc., that used to be supporting local businesses, now basically goes to EDS corporate.

      And the good reason for spending the money in local businesses is that these bases are not taxed. Therefore their tax dollars don't go to pay for anything. I grew up in a town that existed ONLY because the Navy built a base there. Most of the employed population was employed by the base. Taxes on businesses are what fund the schools, and with so many people and so few taxable businesses, the schools were in really sad shape. By having the base buy locally, there's that much more money being taxed to support the local economy and schools.

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  2. thats all well and good... by rootofevil · · Score: 5, Funny

    but can they stop AOL cds as well? stemming that tide is well-nigh impossible.

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    1. Re:thats all well and good... by WorkEmail · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ARMY can't help with the AOL cd's, but there is a few organizations that are trying to. There is one arganization that is trying to collect a million of them (probably the amount that AOL delivers to ONE Barnes and Noble location alone..lol) and then send them all back ot AOL headquarters. Click here to check out www.nomoreaolcds.com

    2. Re:thats all well and good... by VivianC · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just need to get the CIA to mix up WMP with WMD and then we can forget about the anti-trust case.

      "In other news, Bill Gates was found hiding in a spider hole outside of Orem, Utah this afternoon..."

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  3. I got one! by weave · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I got two of those, as a matter of fact. They are full copies of Office 2003 and One Note. Not an evaluation, no time bomb, full featured.

    And you know what, there's a reason for it. Others where I work got copies as well, and they are already pushing for us to get an Exchange server. There are many features in the new "Office System" that require server support. When you try to use a feature that requires support on the server, a message pops up about how you need to contact your systems administrator to find out how to enable this great new feature.

    1. Re:I got one! by g4sy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Totally agree.. it's all just a conspiracy to get Outlook into as many computers as possible. They know that the main battle is being fought over the groupware. Whoever controls the groupware of an organization will have a big influence on the rest of the software installed.

      For anyone who doesn't beleive me, just try migrating Exchange server / Outlook to anything else, and you'll realize the depth of the insidiousness of microsoft mailing out copies of Outlook. They are miring IT department with otherwise good intentions.

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    2. Re:I got one! by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not suprised. Exchange 2003 Server deployment guide is just an advertisement for Windows 2003 Server and Outlook 2003. Sure, Exchange 2003 can run on Win 2000 SP3 but if you want to use all the features, run it on 2003. Sure, Exchange 2003 can serve older Outlook clients, but if you want all the features, get Outlook 2003.

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    3. Re:I got one! by jstorch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm the MIS guy for a county in Ohio and got sent two CD's worth of Office 2003 and some other programs. I was mildly interested until I saw the activation requirement then tossed it to collect dust on my shelf. A couple weeks later one of my users has to re-format and asks for the MS Publisher CD (he's the solitary, legitimate user). I told him I might have the latest and greatest on these new discs -- sure enough I see Publisher 2003 listed. I explain to him how he'll have to activate it once it's installed and he stares at me for a second then asks for the old CD instead. Neither disc has been taken out of the paper jacket.

    4. Re:I got one! by server_wench · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, wasn't the original Trojan horse considered a gift too?

  4. This is the solution we need! by glen604 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we just need the Army to go after spammers, SCO, and the like.... and back it up with tanks! lots of tanks!

  5. Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Could you please send me a copy of Windows XP,
    Office XP, Visual Studio .Net, and any other programs
    you sell? I would like a copy of all of them. You
    know my address.


    Thank you,


    Anonymous Coward

  6. This is great.... by 222 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft: Hey, looks like you dropped a 50 dollar bill... /wink
    Army: Were you just trying to bribe an army official?
    Microsoft: Uhh, no..that must have been mine!
    lol, thanks slashdot. I needed a chuckle.
    Its actually interesting to read this, I just assumed that things like these happen all the time. Its nice to see safegaurds such as this in place AND functioning.

    ["The department, which oversees national parks and other federal lands, concluded last month that the software constituted an unacceptable gift--one valued at more than $20 and from a party with whom the department does business or whom it regulates."]
    The article goes on to mention how many govt are looking into open source ;)

    1. Re:This is great.... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sweet, we can send you Linux disks!

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  7. Army official also noted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they had absolutely no interest in AOL's high-speed technology and were threatening unilateral action.

  8. Watch out on EBay! by MadWicKdWire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With all these legit copies of Office 2003... I wonder if the licenses are transferrable?! If they are... sell them on Ebay! I for one will be purchasing one for $10... plus $15 shippping. :P

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  9. It's the Beta Testers copies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pah, they are giving away all the copies they saved by giving the beta testers a naff radio!

  10. Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by Daikiki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Army: Stop sending us your products.
    Microsoft: What if we don't?
    Army: We'll make you
    Microsoft: You and what army?
    Army: . . .
    Microsoft: Oh.

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    1. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I half expected the headline to continue, as in:
      U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off; Microsoft Masses Troops on Border, Threatens Missile Strikes

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    2. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by alienmole · · Score: 2, Funny
      U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off; Microsoft Masses Troops on Border, Threatens Missile Strikes

      Legally speaking, a corporation is a person. And under the U.S. constitution, it has a right to bear arms. Our only hope is that Microsoft lawyers never notice this. Oh jeez, I've said too much^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^NO CARRIER

    3. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah...cop pulls Microsoft over, pats it down..."Sir, do you have a license for that paper clip?"

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  11. Why hasn't this happened before? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If I were to mail unchecked binary files to senior officers and ask them to run them without verifying the contents for trojans, worms or viruses the Department of Homeland Insecurity would likley have me shot in their Happy Fun Camp at Guantanamo.

    And unlike a certain company *I* don't have a criminal conviction, a record of giving things that could hurt national security to the Chinese (Windows source code) or a past history of underhand payments to subvert the political process!

    Where is the justice in that?

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  12. okay by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So if I pirate it, I go to jail... fair enough... if you send it to me for free, and I don't buy exchange server from you... I will be forced to pirate exchange to get any of it to work, so I go to jail... hmm... If you send it to me, and I say I don't use it... then what?

    Microsoft, you had a great marketing strategy, except you decided to assume that people want to use office at all costs... tsk, tsk...

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  13. donate to schools by tedshultz · · Score: 3, Informative

    I remember there was a commotion about gifts being given to employees at a VA hospital near me a few years ago. Basically the result was the management said any gift worth more than ~$20 must be given to a charity. I bet a lot of schools and charities would love that software.

    1. Re:donate to schools by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, then comes the ethics of Microsoft flooding schools with Windows-running computers in the same way Apple used to flood schools with cheap computers... the idea being what the kids learn at school would affect future purchases at home.

    2. Re:donate to schools by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But that's just spreading the monopoly even further. I don't want my local school district to get Office for free. I want them to have to caugh up $25k out of thei extremely small budget for licenses. I want it to cost them a much as it can. Hopefully someone will eventually realize that they can do it for a whole lot cheaper with Macs or Linux boxes. Also you can bet that every single free copy of Office or Windows they give away is one they automatically count as a new user, even if the user uses the CD as a coaster. That's not fair either.

  14. Military Computers by Sir+Homer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was on the carrier USS Kennedy the other day I remember seeing virtually every computer terminal onboard running MS Windows in some form or another. I didn't see the nuclear portions of the ship, but you never know...

    1. Re:Military Computers by barzok · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are no nuclear portions to see, aside from maybe the weapons store. The USS Kennedy (CV-67) is conventional, not nuclear-powered.

  15. Now They're Giving Out Free CDs? by SeinJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I worked for the Navy as a civilian, we weren't supposed to swipe the MSDN CD's. Now it's all cool?
    Why did I stop working for the Navy? Could save me a few bucks in the long end.

  16. The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by Baddsectorr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm still trying to figure out why people still use or pay for a word processor?! Seems silly to actually buy a suite for over 400 bucks USD. I love OpenOffice on the Windows side, and it runs on Windows 95 machines flawlessly.

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    1. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Open Office is awesome. I'm reviewing Powerpoint presentations from a class I'm taking, and it works great. Another nice feature is export to PDF - I can read in a Word file for a paper submission, dump it out as a PDF, all for free. Best of all, I don't have to waste my time hunting down and killing Clippy - one of the most obnoxious "features" of Microsoft Office...

      I only wish that someone could backport Open Office to my old classic Macs. :(

  17. HUGE NO-NO by FatRatBastard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My dad used to work in the contracts office in the Air Force and you couldn't accept anything that could be considered a gift. (IIRC there may have been a monetary cap on what you could accept but it was really low; even legitimate things like Christmas baskets or company tchotskes were frowned upon, which kind of weirded out suppliers the first time they dealt with the military since it could come across as rude when an Airman tells you to take your fruit basket home with you). Violation of this was taken very seriously. As big and established as MS is -- not to mention the fact they've dealt with the gov't on a contractual level for over 20 years -- this is a pretty boneheaded move. They should have known better and whoever authorized this should get shit-canned.

    1. Re:HUGE NO-NO by thewiz · · Score: 3, Informative

      IIRC there may have been a monetary cap on what you could accept but it was really low; even legitimate things like Christmas baskets or company tchotskes were frowned upon, which kind of weirded out suppliers the first time they dealt with the military since it could come across as rude when an Airman tells you to take your fruit basket home with you.

      I've worked as a contractor to the USAF and it's the same for contractors as it is for the military: no gift over $10.00 in retail value may be accepted as a gift from a vendor. Things like mouse pads, coffee cups, items that would be considered swag at a trade show, etc. If it's over $10.00, then you have to politely return the item and notify your manager/commanding officer. What Microsoft is doing is considered to be an attempt at BRIBING a government official/representative. They've been working with the government and military long enough to know this. It sounds like Microsoft still thinks the rules don't apply to them.

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  18. Re:$20 Limit... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um. $500 retail is crap.

    Fair is fair, use the same value they do when calculating their "$90000000000 billion lost to software piracy!" figure.

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  19. Military Guy here by An-Unnecessarily-Lon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a Network Admin Here in AK and I can tell you that one of the most poisonous aspects of .Mil networking is Civillians. The other is the decisions made by Command Sections who are only interested in one thing, Budgets. It sucks being told that your decision base on good sound Tech principles is not what they want to hear because of the cost involved. The free software giveaway came about because a lot of paperwork is created in time with no war. Therefor people have to take their work home to get finished to make deadlines. So leadership said take a copy home install it. The Mil makes you use it. you have to get the work done so you are entitled to a free copy. Integrity is the hardest thing to keep.

  20. Re:As much as I hate m$ by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nope, the U.S. Army and many federal agencies have always had a policy like this. They won't even let you buy them lunch if you're a contractor etc. I think the value limit of anything they can accept is something like $10.

  21. OpenOffice? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Wonder what would happen if we all sent OpenOffice.org CD-ROMS to not only the Army, but to other government agencies? Seems like a fantastic marketing idea to me, and I dont think (?) that employees would be breaking ethics rules, since it is free software.

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    1. Re:OpenOffice? by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I first read this, I thought, "What a great idea!" and I started trying to figure out how to actually go about it. Then I asked myself, how would I get names and addresses of military employees? More importantly, how did Microsoft know who to send these discs too?

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  22. Free MS vs Free Linux by powerpuffgirls · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So how do you think the market will react if we are spoilt with choice between Microsoft product and Linux products, all free of charge?

    Most of us here would choose Linux any day not because of the price, but the freedom and security. But how would the mass consumers think of it?

    With MS's cash reserve, they could very soon use such tactics, like they have a cheaper version of Windows for pirate-infested countries.

  23. The "free drugs" model... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the same reason why anybody remotely connected to an academic institution can get software at cut-rate prices. The hope is whatever vendor's software you learn first, you stick with.

    Microsoft's trying to make sure every government employee runs Microsoft at home so that the government can't risk losing compatibility with everybody's home systems. Of course, the fact that giving something worth $500 to government employees is considered a "bribe" is something Microsoft doesn't care about, since when did laws get in the way of their operations?

  24. They can destroy them themselves! by Kickstart70 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet the Army pays about $3 for small arms fire targets. These are perfectly free and visibly shatter when shot. Rather than complain, the Army should request that they send more to make our fighting troops better shots!

    1. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      they wont break at all if you are a really good shot. they got that hole in the middle. The cds I mean, not the software....well the software does to, but..aw you know.

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    2. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by FattMattP · · Score: 3, Funny

      The idea of people being trained to shoot on sight when they see a windows logo just makes me chuckle.

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  25. Re:$20 Limit... by Vo0k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it something is sent to me for free, it is um, well, free!

    Here, take this gold bar, absolutely for free, it's a gift. You pay nothing, it costs nothing! And now, about that contract of ours...

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  26. meanwhile in bill gates office by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bill: apperantly we violated some rules regarding 'ethics'. You ever here of it?
    Ballmer: I think there was something in a college course, but I'm not sure.
    Bill: hmm, See if you can buy this ethics things, so we can get back to telling the government what to do.

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  27. Air Force sent out warnings last week too! by eodtech · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for the USAF as civilian and DoD sent out a email about this. Microsoft knows darn well that Govt. Employees cannot accept this software as they have been a Govt Supplier for years!!!!

  28. Re:I paid just shipping for mine by ripetersen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Umm - you forgot to include your work e-mail and program code in your post.

  29. This is happening at universities too.... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft has recently been sponsoring the Imagine Cup worldwide. The winners of the first stage each receive free copies of Microsoft Visual Studio .NET and Microsoft Office XP, plus an exclusive T-shirt.

    Here is the UK Web site, Canadian Web site, and US Web site

    1. Re:This is happening at universities too.... by TekGoNos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep universities are their main target.

      First MS Academic licenses cost close to nothing (something like 500 bucks for ALL MS products for an ENTIRE departement).

      Second, they like programming contests too.
      I still have this unopened, sealed box of Windows XP Pro that MS gave to me for winning a local (just my university) programming contest in 2002.
      Somewhat funny as the contest was hold on machines running Linux :-)

      And at a conference for students last year, they were giving away Visual Studio .NET Professional.

      Just like drug dealers : the first is always free.

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  30. Also insidious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A while back when I was an IT monkey, I seem to remember Office2000 would install Outlook even if you specified not to, in the custom install. And don't get me started on trying to uninstall internet explorer...

    This is why I turned to *nux and never looked back.

    1. Re:Also insidious... by gilrain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still am an IT minkey, and I routinely install O2K without Outlook... And it really isn't there!

    2. Re:Also insidious... by gilrain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yez, a chimpanzee minky...

      (for all you Pink Panther fans)

    3. Re:Also insidious... by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You need ieradicator. It removes Incompetent Exploder, and /or Lookout. You have to leave a few bits of IE for the Windoze help system IIRC, it can do that too.

      I haven't used it for a while, since I started using Linux exclusively for email and browsing, but it certainly worked well last time I tried it. It gave me great pleasure to do something easily that those M$ employees who committed perjury in the monopoly trial said could not be done, and the system was faster and more stable afterwards. The illegally commingled code makes the whole OS a mess, a tidy piece of code would never be structured like that, with assorted functions spread here, there and everywhere for no other reason than to make removal diffciult.

  31. No it is at that value by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if a company claims the a produc is worth X on there finance sheets, they have to live with the consequences.

    It's the reasonable, or claimed value of the product.

    A 1000 dollars is worth a thousand dollars regardless of how much it cost you to get it.

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  32. Are they writing off the cost? by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For quite a while Microsoft (and probably plenty of other software companies) has been donating software to schools and taking a tax write-off for the full retail cost. Not only is the first one free but it's apparently a tax benefit for MS.

    1. Re: Are they writing off the cost? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Interesting


      > For quite a while Microsoft (and probably plenty of other software companies) has been donating software to schools and taking a tax write-off for the full retail cost. Not only is the first one free but it's apparently a tax benefit for MS.

      I wonder whether we could come up with a model for OSS development based on that scam^w scheme.

      Donate your code, give yourself a tax writeoff, kind of thing.

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  33. This problem is not government wide. by rindeee · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just returned from days of meetings that involved folks from the NMCI group, NSA, NIST, DoD, NAVSECGRU , CyberCorps and lots of others. I can assure you that within this area of the Fed (cyber-warfare, crypto, security, intel, etc.) that MS is a laughing stock. In the past this hasn't mattered terribly, but you have to understand that now things are very different. NSA/NIST (partnering as NIAP) now set the standard that all other agencies from the CIA down to the Dept. of Ag MUST follow. They establish the common criteria, define new directives and standards, etc. etc. aud nausiem. While MS isn't being thrown out, they are being gelded. It is a matter of time until the attitude held by these folks permiates the Fed as a whole. Linux is being pushed not becuase it's free, but because it's more readily secured. Much talk was bantied about on lots of OSS packages. I personally gave an impromptu class after hours to some of the less technical folks on installing and using Thunderbird + Enigmail + WinPT (GPG). Perhaps Linux/OSS truly is viral. It certainly is spreading as if it were. Keep the faith my friends.

  34. The first bag is free. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I bet a lot of schools and charities would love that software.

    I bet the kiddies would love a free bag of herion or crack, too. But does that mean you should donate one?

    Let's not get another generation hooked on Windows.

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  35. Re:$20 Limit... by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oooh, I love slipperly slopes like this ...

    Why don't you give me your car for free? You wouldn't have a problem with it, right, because you assert that by giving it to me for free, the value of the car is reduced to 0$. Magically, by giving it to me for free, you suddenly don't mind giving the car up, because it becomes worthless through the process of you giving it as a gift! Yeah, thats how it works!

    PS .. the value of an 'intangible' is whatever people are willing to pay for it. In the case of Office 2003, that value is a little more than 20$ as evidenced by the millions of people who've paid more than 20$ for it.

    Whats the value of providing you with your 'intangiable' current internet service (since you don't actually receive a physical object in return for your ISP fee?) Gee, its whatever you're currently paying for it .. it's not just the cost of the paper your bills are printed on.

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  36. Send back at *huge* MS expense by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quoting from the article:

    "Government Entities: Microsoft intends that this product be used in accordance with applicable laws and regulations for the evaluation, use and benefit of your government agency only," Microsoft states in the note. "You may, at your discretion, return this product package to Microsoft at its expense."

    Okay, sending back at Microsoft's expense is easy. Just send it via UPS SonicAir same-day service. Doing a quick quote, from Texas (for example) back to Redmond would cost at least $264.94. Also, be sure to send it in the evening so that nighttime charges apply, and from obscure locations so the extended mileage also figures into the cost. If you do it right, you could get it up into the thousands depending on location (overseas stations?) and time of day. If there aren't any commercial flights, you can have UPS charter a plane just for your CD. Oh, and send each CD back separately for maximum effect.

    When you absolutely, positively, have to stick it to Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by JohnsonWax · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is really cool.

      I live in a major metropolitan area in California and got a quote of $2900 for pickup in 30 minutes. I work for the government and SOOOO wish I had one of these CDs right now.

      I wonder what that phone call from Redmond would be like...

    2. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by Night+Goat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do you work for Mailboxes Etc.? I used to, and our dream was to one day send something out SonicAir. Nobody ever did. One mention of the price tag, and that idea was out of the question. But after that job, at my new job, Dell once sent us something Sonic Air. I showed my boss the receipt, and she was happy to see that people do occasionally use the service.

    3. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by sgtrock · · Score: 2, Informative

      ROTFLMAO!

      Obligatory HHTTG reference:

      "With any luck," Ford Prefect muttered as he fell asleep, "The long distance charges will force them to go broke."

  37. This is bribery, pure and simple by JoeShmoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As I pointed out when I submitted the story, Microsoft already makes copies of Office that time out after 90-days or let you register via CC during the trial period. You can get them at most Kinko's and so on, and certainly somewhere on Microsoft's website.

    So if Microsoft true intention was to familiarize large customers with new features, wouldn't it make a lot more sense to send them:

    a) a self-running slideshow/video showing demonstrations of the new features (a la Video Professor, autoplay and go)

    b) the aformentioned 90-day trial edition so they could install and see how well it works and then turn around and requisition it if they find a reason to keep it

    c) MSDN or other licensed version that has no restrictions but the EULA clearly states the copy is not legit and cannot be used for actual business (development and testing only)

    Somehow I don't think that's what Microsoft is doing. What they are doing is handing out free license keys to what retails for $499+. That means whoever happend to open the colonel's mail could just slip the key in his or her pocket and take it home with them, register it on their home system and enjoy a free copy of an outragously priced package. I mean, if everyone gets a free copy for personal use, stands to reason when requisition time comes around, people will suggest Office 2003 like they have at home.

    This is bribery. Just because they call it marketting doesn't make it any less unethical. Otherwise, why can't GM just hand over the keys to their new SUV so that people can become "more familiar with our new features"? A legit Microsoft license (the actual hologrammed piece of paper with the key on it) is just as tangible and valuable as any other real-world freebie.

    -JoeShmoe
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    1. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You need to learn how to read your own writing:

      "A personal benefit"
      - An employee of the US Army now has a full version of Office 2003 to keep/take home/install on their laptop, home PC, child's PC...that's a personal benefit

      "Offered to an employee"
      - These free versions (prefaced with postcard) were sent directly to employees within the Department of Defense, not from some employee discount program or sold in the cafeteria...that's offered to an employee

      "with expectation that a favor will be granted in return"
      - And why the bloody hell do you think Microsoft does anything? Humanitarian aid? Support our troops? No. Obviously if you send thousands of free copies of Office to an entity, odds are that you are bound to put one in front of people who are in charge of software purchasing. Thus they are now more likely to plunk down someone else's (taxpayer) money for Office than perform due diligence and find more cost efficient options...that's expecting a favor.

      "They are offering a useable version" just like GM could offer a useable version of its SUV instead of a pamphlet and a test drive at a dealership. All Microsoft eval version are fully function with time limits (even XP retail is technically eval for 30 days if it's not activated). There is no reason to give full versions other than one has long term value as a personal possession and the other has only short term value as evaluation material which is supposedly the purpose of this software.

      GM would hand out keys to SUVs in a heartbeat to anyone who worked in Army aquisitions. "Gee, we need some vehicles for MP's to tool around the base, do we get 1 Humvee for $256000 or 5 Yukons for the same price?" What stops them is that people can more clearly see the connection between giving away free cars to decision makers. While the cost difference between a $50000 truck and a $500 software package may seem big, I'd be willing to bet that the Army buys a LOT more software than civilian vehicles (after all, every employee "needs" Outlook for e-mail, but few needs official transportation) so who is to say the profits are stake aren't just as high?

      The Air Force is currently getting a congressional spanking because the person in charge of deciding who would get to fill an air tanker contract (Boeing) ended up being hired for a cushy VP position at the same company (Boeing). Hrrrrm. I guarantee that Congress is looking into this as a bribe and not merely an "unethical" mistake.

      - JoeShmoe
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  38. This just in... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Bush administration has authorized a premptive strike on Redmond, WA!

  39. DoD rules on Gifts by eodtech · · Score: 5, Informative

    The $20 / $50 rule is one of the key rules on employees accepting gifts from sources outside the government. This information paper is designed for employees of the Department of Defense (DoD).

    1. General rule against gifts. DoD employees are generally prohibited from accepting gifts that are from a "prohibited source" or that are offered "because of the employee's official position." [5 CFR 2635.202(a)]

    2. Definitions. The definition of "prohibited source" includes companies and organizations that do business or seek to do business with DoD. [5 CFR 2635.203(d)] A gift is offered "because of the employee's official position" if it is offered because of the status, authority or duties associated with the employee's Federal position. [5 CFR 2635.203(e)] "Market value means the retail cost the employee would incur to purchase the gift. An employee who cannot ascertain the market value of a gift may estimate its market value by reference to the retail cost of similar items of like quality." [5 CFR 2635.203(c)]

    3. Exceptions. There are about 30 exceptions to the general rule against gifts. One exception, which is called the $20 / $50 rule, provides that an employee may accept gifts of up to $20 in market value per source per occasion, so long as the total market value of the gifts received (under this rule) from one source does not exceed $50 in a calendar year. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)] One may not accept cash under the $20 / $50 rule. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)]

    4. Examples. Here are two examples of gifts that may be accepted under the $20 / $50 rule. First, an employee who gives a speech as part of her official duties may accept a thank you gift having a value of $20. Second, an employee may accept three $16 lunches from a DoD contractor in a calendar year.

    5. Buying down to $20. If you are offered a gift that has a value over $20, you may not "buy the gift down" to $20. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)] For example, if you are offered a $21 ticket to a baseball game, you may not pay $1.00 to whomever is offering the ticket, and then accept the ticket under the $20 / $50 rule.

    6. Combining items. If you are offered two separate items on the same occasion, and each item has a value under $20, and the items together have a value over $20, you may accept one of the items and decline the other. For example, if you give a speech as part of your official duties, and you are offered a $6 coffee mug and a $15 pen as thank you mementos, you may keep one or the other, but not both. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)(Example 2)]

    7. Different sources on the same occasion. Under the $20 / $50 rule, you may accept gifts of up to $20 in value "per source per occasion." This means that the $20 limit applies separately to each company or organization that is offering you a gift on a particular occasion. Here is an example from the ethics regulation.

    During off-duty time, an employee of the Department of Defense (DoD) attends a trade show involving companies that are DoD contractors. He is offered a $15 computer program disk at X Company's booth, a $12 appointments calendar at Y Company's booth, and a deli lunch worth $8 from Z Company. The employee may accept all three of these items because they do not exceed $20 per source, even though they total more than $20 at this single occasion. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)(Example 5)]

    8. Impermissible gifts. If an employee receives a gift that cannot be accepted under the $20 / $50 rule (or any of the other gift rules), the employee must do one of the following (unless the item is accepted by the agency under specific statutory authority). If the gift is a non-perishable tangible item, the employee must either return the item to the donor or pay the market value of the item to the donor. If the gift is a perishable item and it is not practical to return the item (such as flowers or a fruit basket), the item (at the discretion of the employee's supervisor or ethics official) may be given to an appropriate charity, may be sha

    1. Re:DoD rules on Gifts by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similar rules are for dealing with NY State. In some ways it is a good thing because it prevents the agency from going with the contractor that offers them the most gifts and not nessarly the best price or quality. But sometimes it can make things difficult as well for smaller companies who want to thank the state for there business. Heck we can't legally give them a pen with the company logo on it. Or a box of Doughnuts. But normally if it under $10 it can usually slip threw the cracks. But it makes it hard to bring a rep from the state to a company paid lunch at a nice place, to discuss business in a more casual setting. But it is also helpful knowing that a big corporation cannot do the same at a nicer place.

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    2. Re:DoD rules on Gifts by solarrhino · · Score: 4, Interesting
      When I was a defense contractor and we had military customers in for reviews, we would give them lunch - usually a buffet of some kind - but would put out a basket so that they could pay what they thought the lunch was worth.

      I have to give the Joes credit, they generally kicked in some reasonable amount - a few bucks each - evne though the company feed the rest of us too, and it would have been impossible for any accountant to tell if the Joes paid "enough".

      If this seems like jumping thru hoops, you have no idea how seriously the military takes its rules.

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    3. Re:DoD rules on Gifts by Stray7Xi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Finally, if the gift is entertainment, a favor, a service, or any other intangible benefit, the employee must reimburse the market value to the donor.

      Finally the RIAA has another way to make a profit on their poor business model without suing endusers. They just need to send performers as gifts to DoD employees. The employees would be required to pay out of their own pocket.

  40. Re:$20 Limit... by salesgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um. $500 retail is crap.

    Even if it's $5.00, it was my duty in the Navy to say no. I worked supply for a while and I would not even permit a vendor to buy my lunch. The military persons who accept the free copies are in violation of several standing orders and could be literally get 20 years at hard labor at a nice gated community in Kansas.

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  41. What about schools? by gcore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I bet a school could really save some money by getting those "free as in beer" copies of Office.

    But hey, why should schools save money?

    1. Re:What about schools? by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Insightful


      I bet the students would benefit from getting free crack, too. After all, they could save money that way. /sarcasm

      (I do agree with you, it's just that MS giving "gifts" of this nature to schools is done under the same pretexts (for MS) as it is done to the military. Meanwhile MS bitches about piracy. Hmph. )

      SB

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  42. Ethics is the LEAST of their problems. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So software, claiming to be from Microsoft with a free license, is arriving at Army posts.

    No doubt it's intended to be installed by army personnel and used as an office suite while processing internal messages, right?

    If anybody on the command staff is thinking clearly, anybody who actually INSTALLS such an abomination has a LOT more to worry about than an Ethics violation.

    Just think: If you were in the Army would YOU use free-in-the-mail software to process sensitive military information?

    This is no joke. Battles have been lost because the size and location of the forces were betrayed by such things as an intercepted order for toilet paper.

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    1. Re:Ethics is the LEAST of their problems. by selfabuse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe the his point was that since this just showed up in the mail, you have no way of knowing if it's really legit. What if someone had trojaned a copy of office and started sending it out to people saying it was from Microsoft?

  43. Dear Bill by bgeer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thanks so much for all the Office 2003 CDs, it was very thoughtful of you to send them by. However, have determined that they represent a threat to national security, so you will have to take them back at once. If you can't collect them all by tomorrow, we will return them to you ourselves.

    Unfortunately, due to the current conflicts our choice of couriers is limited, so we will have to return the CDs by loading them in pamphet-dispersion canisters and dropping them on your Redmond, WA offices.

    Love,
    The Army

  44. It would be better if... by MacFury · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would be better if they took those CDs and built a wall around AOL HQ. Hopefully, it would stop the crap from getting out and infecting the rest of the world.

  45. Re:$20 Limit... by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Informative

    How is the value of software intangible? The lowest price I see for the full retail version of Office 2003 is $350 on pricewatch. Other places list it for $500. That sounds like a very tangible price to me. Intangible when talking about value refers to things like the value of the brand "Coca Cola". It's intangible because you can't assess a real value for it.

    Your MSDN subscription price means nothing. According to the website an MSDN subscription costs $2799, and $2299 for a renewal. Kind of a bit more than $500.

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  46. All Your..... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your Army Base are belong to us.

    wbs.

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  47. The MS version of "Lucky Strike Goes To War" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get the soldiers hooked on their products, and all the nicotine...er, *Windows* patches in the world won't be sufficient to break the addiction.

  48. Ummm.. yeah. by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That doesn't square at all with my experience... former Air Force talking here.

    Most pilots are bright folks, they just stumble when confronted with an area where they have no background or training (like anyone). If you're starting from scratch, Linux is just as intuitive as anything manufactured by microsoft.

    Incidently, the Air Force has plenty of tech-saavy people, often in the form of reservists. I've had systems guys in deployed locations who were company-grade officers... but senior software engineers at major corporations, often using linux on-the-job. Many of them hated our reliance on MS products, and looked for ways to use more-functional things every chance they got. Good grief... our NT servers in Saudi Arabia had to be rebooted monthly or they'd simply cease to function (don't even get me started on service packs).

    MS is not the way... it is a way, and that's all you can say. Pilots are more than swift enough to use linux if you gave them a little training.

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    1. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2
      Incidently, the Air Force has plenty of tech-saavy people, often in the form of reservists. I've had systems guys in deployed locations who were company-grade officers... but senior software engineers at major corporations, often using linux on-the-job.

      Sounds like the resume my boss just forwarded me for an interview. Except my guy is a Marine and a field grade officer. Worked for major proprietary unix vendor; has some Linux skills on his resume. Pretty good overall, but his resume is in MS Word format. What is that all about? You'd think he'd understand the advantages of PDF. It looks like crap. I guess I'll find out when I interview him.
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    2. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Incidently, the Air Force has plenty of tech-saavy people, often in the form of reservists.

      It's true, they do. Here's one.

  49. The real goal by Greg@RageNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real goal of the program isn't gifts, it's the tried-and-true microsoft crowbar they use to get into any organization. One key 'early adopter' or in this case recipient of the software starts using the system. Then everyone who works with this person is forced to upgrade as the old versions are incompatable with the new version.

    Government employees are a great target for this because it forces all the non-governmental organizations that work with the government to get licensed for the software or face not being able to exchange documents.

    -- Greg

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  50. LIES! by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Army is sick and tired of the relentless battle against Clippy!

  51. Damage control by unoengborg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since Microsoft introduced software activation, it has bin harder for non technical persons to pirate windows

    Could it be that Microsoft have discovered that the pirating done by home users did a good job in promoting their software as these users never would buy a full price copy anyway. But if they use it at home they would still be able to recommend it to friends and employers and help MS to help the MS-Office document file formats to being regarded as a defacto standard..

    If they get MS-Office for free, Microsoft may think that these home users are less likely to use OpenOffice.org at home, only to discover that it is very compativle withe the MS-Office suite and largely offers the same value as their expensive package. And then they are less likely to show their boss, or install it at work perhpas preventing Microsft from selling other products such as Exchange and database servers.

    Giving free software to employees companies and government agencies that have large Microsoft contracts is probably just the beginning.

    In fact I would notbe surprised Microsoft to bundle CDs with Windows and Office with every computer magazine you buy. The sofware will be licenced for private use only.

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  53. DoD contractors are even stricter by Baron+of+Greymatter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least they were when I worked for a major defense contractor in the '80s. Their rule was $0.00 - absolutely no gifts whatsoever. Not even a Big Mac for lunch or a coffee mug from a vendor/subcontractor's rep or a US Government agent or member of the military (our customer).

    Violations were a firing offense. My employer took ethics quite seriously, at least after some engineers and managers were caught taking bribes & gifts from vendors in the mid '80s. They were promptly fired and blackballed from the industry. Their clearances were permanently revoked so it was legal.

    Microsoft should properly be stripped of all government contracts for this violation. Too bad it won't happen. Bill Gates is Bill Gates.

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    1. Re:DoD contractors are even stricter by utahjazz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep. It is $0.00 at my contractor too. We had a class where they explained the rules. For example, after a meeting, it's raining, can you offer the gov employee a ride home? No. Absolutely not. You will be fired if you do.

      I've worked for MS though, and I can completely understand them doing this. It's not that their crooked, it's that they have no process whatsoever. At most, they'd send out an email saying 'don't bribe people", which no one would read.

    2. Re:DoD contractors are even stricter by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Insightful


      The sad part about that is that such things have been abused to the point where you can't even offer a basic kindness. Not that I disagree with the rules you work under, it just makes me sick to think that the companies who abused the system have created regulations that stifle even basic human decency.

      This whole article thread, while increasing my respect for our military decision makers, has decreased my respect for our cultural addiction with money. Not that it could be decreased much more without becoming non-existent.

      Sigh.

      SB

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  54. Re:Good idea! by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not just install office on a Windows system (outlook and IE should do the rest).

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  55. Open fire already! by Zakabog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soldier: Sir you're coming too close to our computers
    Bill Gates: Come on just try it a little
    Soldier: I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the computers!
    Bill Gates: Come on here's a CD lemme just install it, it'll only take a minute
    Soldier: This is your last warning, if you do not leave this area you will be terminated immediately!
    Bill Gates: Here lemme just *reaches for a mouse*
    Soldier: FIRE!

    *right about here is some gruesome video of bill gates being ripped to shreds from M4 rounds*

    Wow it'd be like a real life xBill

    1. Re:Open fire already! by ExoticMandibles · · Score: 2, Insightful
      > *right about here is some gruesome video of bill gates being ripped to shreds from M4 rounds*

      Bleah. This is what passes for +5 Funny on Slashdot? Say what you like about Microsoft's business practices, I hope and trust no one here sincerely wishes Bill Gates bodily harm, or even thinks it's particularly funny.

  56. Historical Precedent by Detritus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was watching a television show on the history of weapons used in the American Civil War. Colt Firearms did something similar. They sent beautifully engraved and inlaid Colt revolvers to many generals and public officials. They were just gifts, but it was an obvious attempt to gain influence with decision makers in the government.

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    1. Re:Historical Precedent by Celsius10 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "They sent beautifully engraved and inlaid Colt revolvers to many generals and public officials."

      Wow...I wouldn't mind being shot with one of those!

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  57. Uhm, you remember the /. article on MS and $45? by theolein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, if MS can afford to give away thousands of copies of office that supposedly cost $500 retail (and not all that much less OEM), how the hell so they reckon the cost of Office and Windows at those prices? Not only that but MS gets to deduct the whole thing from tax.

    It's no wonder that MS is the biggest and richest software company in the world. They've been ripping off everyone for the past two decades.

  58. Outlook is grim by soloport · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny. I have a really hard time explaining Outlook or Outlook Express to clients (especially over the phone). When I sense they're about to give up on the problem, I suggest Thunderbird.

    Actually happened again, 20 minutes ago (over the phone). But this time, just for the heck of it, I also recommended Eudora -- choice is good.

    When they try Thunderbird out for a day or so, they never go back. If their Outlook problem mysteriously fixes itself, within a day, they go back.

    1. Re:Outlook is grim by DarkSarin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OH that's a laugh. An anonymous coward calling someone a troll.

      Let me tell you my experience: MS office is fine for the most part. Outlook, however, is utter junk. The junk mail controls are unwieldy and barely work. The security issues are huge (although I don't know about the latest version--I haven't touched it yet), as are stability issues.

      Now, comparing it to Thunderbird is not the correct way to go. I like thunderbird, but its what? version .4 or something? There will be bugs! Despite that, it is, in my opinion, still better than outlook.

      It's easier to setup multiple inboxes, filters, the junk mail controls are painless to setup and they WORK! It's an amazing product for a beta/alpha product, but it's still a beta/alpha.

      Now, as for openoffice, yes it lacks polish in some areas, but here's what it has: XML? yes. PDF? yes. Math formatting? yes. Other nifty features? oh yeah. All the features of MS office? No way.

      The question is, which feature set do you need. I personally rarely use any of the advanced features of MS office, and I would guess that most secretaries don't either. There are a few people that need them. Fine, but most of us don't.

      Let me also state that all those feature's are fine, IF you want to run windows. Personally, i prefer linux (for a variety of reasons), and therefore can't run MS office all the time. That being the case, I would rather just use one office suite, not 2.

      As far as "networking that works" on linux, this is where I have to laugh the hardest. I remember trying to get multiple computers to either daisy chain OR go through a hub to connect to the net on windows xp/2000/98. No way. It failed miserably every time. Even my friends who support windows professionally say that's what you should expect. Just keep trying until it works (ack!).

      Mandrake, on the other hand, set it up perfectly the first time, and I was on the net with both computers in just moments, even the time I was using dialup. It was flawless, and the user interface was about the same in terms of usability.

      I don't have wireless, so I can't comment on that particularly scenario, but if you have a wifi card that's supported, it should be fairly easy under linux.

      I guess i'm just saying that there are good reasons to go with linux, if that's what you need. Most of us don't need MS, we just think we do. Currently, the ONLY reason I have windows is due to some sorry little app that my wife needs that WILL NOT run under wine. Grrrr.

      I'm sorry, most of us don't need all the "features" of MS Office, but if you do, fine, use it.

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  59. Flight Sims on Linux by sbaker · · Score: 4, Informative

    I design flight sims for the US military - our older products are on IRIX, our newer ones are Linux-based. Not an M$ system in sight - they just don't cut it for flexibility and reliability.

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  60. Microsoft... by bferlin · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm sure this has been said a few times... but as an IT manager, I've already recieved three copies of Office2k3... one was sent to the last IT manager before me, one was sent to a name resempbling slightly mine (I never registered with them, but they call plenty to have figured my name out from other people at my company) and one for the Vice president right above me. It has to be apparent to EVERYBODY that the only way they can get lock in is to get as MANY people using thier software whose file formats are unreadable without the software. How do you do that? You get a few executives who may or may not have computer experience to use it, they send files to people who can't use them, and suddenly they say 'Well, IT, why can't they open them?' ... you say 'Well, because you have the newest version and they're using the old version/the Open version.' ... voila. Suddenly the upgrade is hurried because you can't see the one new feature that VP wants that the other copies don't do. I'm sure people still realize that the reason nobody bought office 2k for so long was because there was backwards compatability. People didn't need to upgrade until outlook 97 became a virus trap and you had to upgrade just to get rid of it. Now they need to start the lock-in again. I'm sure people all over the world were seeded with this software in an attempt to continue the cycle...

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  61. This gives me an idea by localhost00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about sending applications for free SCO Licenses to the Army??

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  62. Target Practice by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet you they are using the CD's as shotgun targets.

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  63. If They're giving it away by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how come it is so expensive in the stores? Can they afford to give it away? If so, can they afford to lower their price in stores? Hmmmm.

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  64. office for free? by deviantonline · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if they are giving office away for free, I dont feel so bad for downloading it from mldonkey.

  65. Microsoft vs. the Army by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It just depends on why they send it really and what the soldiers do with it.

    You're a soldier in the army. When you get done and are ready to pursue a career or maybe even become an entrepreneur, what software are you going to be using? Microsoft Office, right? And why is that? Because Microsoft has been so lenient to allow you to use their software as much as you can for a fair price.

    On the other hand though, there could be a money issue involved... as Microsoft could just be waiting for someone to mess up and make some sort of copyright infringement. Highly unlikely I know, but possible. Also, it's just another way for them to make the company a larger monopoly than it already is.

    For soldiers that use other products though, more power to you! Open-Office, j00!

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  66. The limit applies to ALL government workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    One thing the CNET article fails to point out is that the federal ethics rules governing gifts to federal employees are government-wide, not just for DOD, Interior or any other agency.

    That includes the $20/$50 gift limit ($20 for a single gift, $50 total for all gifts from a single source in a given year). All of this is administered by the Office of Government Ethics, an independent agency that used to be part of the Office of Personnel Management, another independent agency.

    http://www.usoge.gov

    The applicable regs are here, in S 2635.201:
    http://www.usoge.gov/pages/forms_pubs_o therdocs/fp o_files/reference/rfsoc_02.txt

    Or there's a handy cartoon pamphlet:
    http://www.usoge.gov/pages/forms_pubs_o therdocs/fp o_files/pamphlets/phgiftsfrmout_98.pdf

    I had to learn all about this because I used to work for a publishing company that was going to launch a magazine for federal workers that we were going to give to them for free ... and we basically could only $49.95 for nonfederal subscribers because that way the federal employees were only excepting a "gift" of that amount.

    Now I work in a small consulting shop. Microsoft has a program and gives us *everything* for free for our internal use because they want us to push it onto our clients. I'm talking Office, Server, Exchange, Project Server, whatever. Some of the big-time VARs and integrators get deals too.

  67. That's a Mitnick idea by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He mentioned this in a newspaper interview. Doesn't have to be an Office CD at all. You get yourself on the premises at a company, ask to use the restroom, and "accidentally" drop a CD-R on the floor with a handwritten label like "STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL - SALARY DATA". The CD-R would have a Trojan installed by Autorun.

    I wonder if he realizes how many businesses have locked down their desktops with Group Policy settings.

  68. I know that they are having problems selling it by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MS Office 2003 may not be selling too well, but that is no excuse to give away free copies of it to government employees to boost marketshare.

    Rather it would be better to give free copies to the education market that cannot truely afford it. Our college still uses MS Office 2000, and trying to do a PowerPoint XP/2002 Slideshow on a machine with Office 2000 and a Projector loses a lot of the special effects and other things.

    Also interesting to note is the media copy protection that MS Office 2003 has in it. Another reason for avoiding MS Office 2003 and sticking with an older version of MS Office or going with OpenOffice.org instead. I can see novices copy protecting their documents that they need to share with others and then someone in a different department tries to open up a shared document and it won't let them, and they need access to the info ASAP. We already see this problem partically when novices set passwords on documents and share them and don't tell anyone else what the password is.

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  69. Re:ethics? by BCW2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Our armed forces have higher ethics and morals than 90% of the business executives in the world. They don't make the decision to start a war, never have and never will. Learn how to read the constitution.

    The above post is from aflamebaiting troll.

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  70. Re:Missing option: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Even Clippy can't help on that count.

    He only deals in tears and frustration.

  71. Do NOT piss off by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    the guys with big toys that have the word "tactical" in the name...

    Smooth move M$..

  72. Re:Ironic by CaptainTux · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If they were an MS shop and were asking Redhat not to send them Linux CD's you'd all be throwing a royal fit.

    That's probably true. But do you know why? Because MS software is designed to take away freedom of choice while Linux and open source are designed to expand that freedom. Personally, I do have a problem with my tax dollars being used to take freedom away from my fellow Americans.

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  73. Simpler than the article makes it seem... by tuxedobob · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm willing to bet that the army, et al. can't accept gifts of ANY kind from ANYONE. Accepting free anything makes it seem like the army is taking bribes. That's a domain reserved for politicians.

    Seriously, though, I work at a fast food restaurant. We're not supposed to give free or discounted anything to any government official (police, health inspectors, etc.) even in good faith, or in kindness, because it makes it seem like we're bribing them. The one exception is donating sandwiches to the fire department's fundraiser/awareness day thingy.

  74. Office Product Activation=Security Risk by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 4, Informative
    I used to work in a classified secured area.

    Military and classified networks are walled fortresses with complete isolation from the internet world. They do not tolerate breaches of this nature that puts classified data at risk. If even a laptop enters from the outside world, it will not leave without a complete wipe of the hard drive, memory, and any other removable media. No exceptions.

    M$ Office Product Activation phones home over the Internet. That's a no-no in a classified secured area.

    Someone at M$ is going to get das boot.

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    1. Re:Office Product Activation=Security Risk by Kredal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just curious, since the SIPRnet isn't attached to the internet at large, how exactly is MS software supposed to phone home. At best, it'll just get a time out when trying to connect to a specific IP address... at worst, it will connect to another computer on the SIPRnet, which won't know what to do with the incomming traffic, and will probably just ignore it.

      Really no chance of this being an issue.. and the software in question is meant to be used on the employee's personal home computer, not their machines at work.

      And honestly, I would hope that anyone with access to the secure side would know better than to install anything without commander's approval...

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  75. Microsoft Geeks Bearing Gifts by Adamis3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So Microsoft sends freebees to Government Employees? I used to work in hospitals. The drug companies used to come by all the time. Everyone got gifts. We got playing cards, pens, calculators, toys, etc. Guess who paid? Who else? The public,of course. The same poor slobs who have to pay Microsoft. That's why people have to go to Canada to get pills.

  76. Re:Oh yes... it's worse than that by Deven · · Score: 2, Informative

    What an insult... what a great way to piss off a group of people the military desperately needs to retain. My question was this: If they think I'm enough of a whore that I'd sell out my patients for the price of a pen, why even trust me to take care of people?

    The pharmaceutical industry spends billions of dollars on various freebies for doctors -- free pens, free post-it notes, free lunches, free samples, etc. Invariably, the doctors receiving this largesse are utterly convinced that their behavior is unaffected. Of course they don't believe they're selling out their patients, or they wouldn't accept.

    Instead of getting your feathers ruffled at the indignity of the implied accusation, stop and use your brain for a minute. Billions of dollars in freebies. The pharmaceutical industry isn't spending that because of their love for doctors. Obviously it works. The industry is getting a good return on their investment, or they wouldn't continue spending those billions, year after year. They see the big picture, unlike the highly-educated physicians who fall for the scam.

    I'm glad to hear that the military is anal enough about the gifts doctors receive to insist that they refuse a 5-cent pen. Need a pen? Get one that isn't emblazoned with a brand name working its way into your subconscience. Obviously the cost isn't a problem, is it?

    More doctors in private practice should follow the military's lead on this. Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but doctors make life-and-death decisions and should hold themselves to a higher ethical standard. Health care is too important to be so heavily influenced by marketing -- and anyone who can't see the influence of pharmaceutical marketing is just fooling themselves.

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  77. Office Mac 2004 has some cool new features ... by thedbp · · Score: 2, Informative

    i'm definitely not an MS fan, and i try to use their software as little as possible. unfortunately VLC can't play all the WMF files I run across, so I have to use their player. I use AppleWorks or TextEdit for most of my home (very basic) word processing.

    But I have to say there's some great new features in Mac Office 2004. Word has what looks to be a really neat note taking mode, with full audio recording capabilities as well.

    Here's a link - although MS's WinTel products may be shite, the MBU does some really nice work.

  78. Piracy by CycoChuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe this is how MS is arriving at the billions it claims it looses from pirates. They forget to write off the free copies that they tried to give to the military.

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  79. Uh... Not! by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? No differences at all? Don't tell that to my international students who try to send documents from their versions to ours! Also, don't tell that to millions of Publisher users either. The newer versions have ALWAYS broken things in older projects.

    And true XML support is only available in the 'Professional' version. Gotta keep everyone onboard you know.

    Besides all of this, MS only has themselves to blame for fracturing the .DOC 'format'. Remember old versions of Works? What about the abortion that was Office 95? Hmmm. Don't want to discuss THAT do we?

    Five years. Please keep in mind that it is ONLY five years. Many of my teachers have documents far older than that. As long as MS insists on keeping their proprietary format secret the compatibility will only get worse.

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  80. The new feature is INcompatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Right now, MS Word documents can be read by other word processors, including the Linux ones. The new MS Office will make any document created, opened and saved in it require the new Office to open it.It will no longer be readable by any other processor.

    With the great inroads open source software is making into Microsoft's market and profit (85% of their profit comes from Windows and Office), why else do you think they would push the latest Office so much and not mention features at all?

    The biggest new feature is one they don't want to talk about, incompatibility.

    My desktop is being converted to Linux and other open source software, especially as Macromedia announced this week that they will be making their products fully compatible with Wine under Linux,beginning with Flash.

    Bye bye Bill. The harder you squeeze, the more of us slip past your heavy hand.

  81. Not too much money though... by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Informative

    Believe it or not schools get quite a break on pricing - particularly if you are part of a large district.

    On the other hand, our school went to StarOffice three years ago. Cost? $79. For the entire school. Every computer. And OpenOffice.org for the boarders. Under the new StarOffice 7 licensing terms I can even give THEM a copy if I wanted.

    We were one of the first schools to move to Open/StarOffice however and not too many more have yet. Why? MS Office is 'cheap'!

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  82. Resistance is futile by cpghost · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft warns the Army to back off:

    Surrender all your computers to us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

    Or else... our spyware will autodetect DoD users and subsequently refuse to start. All your computers are belong to us.

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  83. Re:This is stupid by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably there are even more worried that these employees receive the free copy, recognize that they cannot install it on the computer at work, and take it home.

    When companies send bottles of wine or packages of delicatessen, they also don't expect the goods to be consumed at the workplace.

  84. Oh the Irony! by mydoghasworms · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fighting Free software with free software.

    (Okay, I know they are two different types of free; hence the capitalization).

  85. They bothered because it makes sense by Da+VinMan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, the reason is that Office 2003 contains some very streamlined hooks into all Microsoft's new server products. Upgrading the Army to new versions of Office, even at an illicit grass-roots level, would bootstrap Microsoft's efforts to sell all the new server products. This includes Sharepoint Server, Content Management Server, Windows Server 2003 itself (of course), and Exchange Server 2003 (of course, of course). And, of course, if you use those products you'll naturally consider other new server products they're offering. Of course...

    Consider this move of theirs with Office 2003 to be viral marketing at its best. Office itself still makes them a lot of money, but they know that they'll lose office desktop market share at some point if people can easily switch away from MS Office to other office products (which is getting easier all the time). So, if they make sure that there is tight integration between Office and their server products, you'll get locked in and won't (easily) be able to move off of Office, much less Windows.

    But, what Microsoft forgot about gov't agencies in general, is that grass-roots marketing is a no-no. Strict hierarchies do not appreciate circumvention, especially where budget impacts may occur because of it.

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  86. Also happening in State gov't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is happening in State government also. In the State of Texas, no state employee can accept a gift over $50. Some agencies have even more strict rules. Microsoft recently send copies of Office to everyone in my agency. Our lawyer roamed the halls picking up copies and returning them.

  87. The Air Force addressed this last month by TAiNiUM · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?storyID=123007021

    Free software must be returned

    by Staff Sgt. C. Todd Lopez
    Air Force Print News

    2/20/2004 - WASHINGTON -- Air Force people who have received a promotional copy of a popular office productivity software suite, are instructed to return it to the sender.

    The Microsoft Corporation sent promotional copies of its popular "Office" software to a half million customers -- some in the Air Force. The commercial value of those software packages, more than $500 each, exceeds Joint Ethics Regulation limits for personal gifts, said John Gilligan, Air Force chief information officer.

    "Our ethical regulations govern the acceptance of gifts from those who do business with us," Mr. Gilligan said. "The value of those packages is well in excess of what Air Force members can accept, in particular since we are customers of Microsoft. In the public sector we are not allowed to accept that type of gift."

    Mr. Gilligan said Air Force members who received the promotional software are obligated to return it to Microsoft.

    People may return the software by re-sealing the packaging, marking it "refused delivery -- return to sender" and taking it to the post office. Mr. Gilligan said if the post office refuses to take the packages, they can be turned in to local communications squadrons.

    "Our installation communications squadrons will be collecting the packages and mailing them back as a group," Mr. Gilligan said.

    The policies regarding acceptance of gifts are in place to protect the Air Force from undue influence by organizations it does business with. Mr. Gilligan said the principal desktop productivity suite used in the Air Force comes from Microsoft. He also said the service is in negotiations with the company for additional product licenses.

    While it is unethical for employees of the public sector to accept gifts, Mr. Gilligan said the Air Force does not believe Microsoft had any ill intent.

    "This was simply a marketing campaign that Microsoft undertook where they failed to understand the impact of sending free sample software to government employees," Mr. Gilligan said. "I think it was just an oversight by not realizing the ethical restrictions we are under."

  88. Re:It IS expensive in the stores! LOOK! by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess value is relative. I was speaking to the fact that regular office is close to $499 whilst the academic version is far less than that.

    Of course it pales next to StarOffice at $79 (or even OOo which is free), but I was speaking of MS to MS comparisons.

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  89. Re: When the lead is flying by lysium · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is a world where you may have to replace your team of trained administrators because they just got killed, and you need them replaced immediately or more people will die.

    If back-office systems administrators are being killed in a hypothetical attack, then there are bigger problems to worry about than getting email running again. Could you have chosen a little less hysterical of an example to support your point? "Servicemen will DIE if they use Linux!" sounds vaguely trollish.

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