DIY Cruise Missile Designer Turns Freelance
js7a writes "Bruce Simpson of New Zealand, the designer of a homebrew cruise missile as reported here, has been left destitute by hastily-imposed restrictions of his national authorities, and is now offering his services to any non-terrorist willing to provide room, board, travel, expenses, and a negotiated rate. There is no question that cruise missile, UAV, bio-warfare, chemical weapons technology, and probably nuclear technologies will all continue to fall in cost significantly for the foreseeable future."
In other news, a New Zealand man, possibly Bruce Simpson, was found dead by neighbours this afternoon. Officials present stated that Mr. Simpson died from an apparent tooth brushing incident, rendering his neck severed due to an accidental slip/fall, caused when a shampoo bottle fell over and mixed with some dripped shower water on the floor. Sadly, Mr. Simpson's efforts to provide cruise missiles to Iran and North Korea are all but a distant memory. New Zealand investigating officials have ruled out any foul play, and have ruled it an accidental death. Iranian and North Korean officials had no comment.
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I won't charge you millions of dollars like the big-boys might. I won't question your politics or religious beliefs. I simply ask that you provide me with travel to your location plus safe, warm, comfortable accommodation for the duration of the project, and employ me at an agreed rate for my services.
Somehow I suspect this guy might have some trouble travelling anywhere now....unless he can ride on his cruise missile.
If this guy has trouble finding accommodations, maybe he can share rooms with all the agents that will be tailing him.
Rather than having CIA pay a bunch of intelligence officers to monitor this guy, maybe the DoD should just hire him first.
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
Surely this guy should be swimming in offers from the aerospace industry, or any related field. If he can hammer out a homegrown cruise missile, there must be some talent there.
Perhaps he doesn't want to work in such an environment and wants to go solo. Fair enough.
Personally if I could design and build cruise missles I wouldn't want it well known. I don't need to give Al Qaeda reason to kidnap me my strap electrodes to my balls and lock me in an underground machine shop in the middle of the Tora Bora.
My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...
Royally screwed by the government, I think he's just trying to say "this is what I COULD do, think about it."
I just happens that having already built a cruise missile does add some weight to his comments.
Governments that are political friends of the USA have access to officially made missles... and any government that's not one is also usually not allowed to possess such missiles thanks to international embargos...
So, just who exactly is his target audience. Who, other than a terrorist organization or government able to order the official version would want a missile?
There's this friggin dog across the street that won't shut its yap.
Come on now, it sounds like this guy is a very capable engineer and he's saying this? Aren't there any firms in his country that can use someone smart enough to build these things?
I guess he can't build missiles there which is a bummer, but surely his skills can be applied to many things such as aerospace engineer. If anything, I bet he'd have better chances in Australia, which isn't too far away.
I'm sure this guy is capable in his field, but I'm wondering why he's finding it so difficult to get a job.
Could it just be down to the authorites imposing restrictions? Or is there a multitude of things effecting his situation, most of which he's just ignoring and placing the blame squarely on his government?
He doesn't have to job hunt in NZ alone. Experience and skills in the weapons department arn't exactly qualifications everybodies got.
Silly rabbit
His life expectancy just went up. Right... Anyone recall the fate of Dr. Gerald Bull?
Dead within a year. Tops.
Awesome, so I'll see this guy on this list real soon now, right?
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"There is no question that cruise missile, UAV, bio-warfare, chemical weapons technology, and probably nuclear technologies will all continue to fall in cost significantly for the foreseeable future." How much longer before any of these can be purchased at the local cornerstore? Beer, Smokes, and... oh look! 2-for-1 on mustard gas!
Let me see if I can get this straight...
This guy can homebrew cruise missiles, embedded electronic guidances systems, program firmware, craft things out of blocks of wood and other materials, work with fiberglass, understands chemistry, electronics, metal fabrication and various other skills, and he's claiming that unless he can build MISSILES he can't provide for his family?
Also as a Kiwi I have to say I love that photo of himself - very kiwi ("just built me a cruise missle in the backyard, yep" the overalls and gravel driveway really are a nice touch.
:D
I agree though - go bruce!
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Seriously. Who buys 'em?
Keep your eyes to the sky.
While Jane's at work, her best friend takes her 1981 Toyota Camry and gets it a fresh flame job, 15" rims, and a cruise missile attached to the roof!
Microsoft needs good weapons technologists to assist in their testing.
Yes, the Russians have been doing this for years. They undoubtedly have the best engineered and reliable systems in the world. The Americans now rely on Russian rockets. Their Buran (shuttle clone) landed withing 5 feet of its intended target...more accurate than anyone has ever achieved. They retired the MIR successfully with an accuracy of 0.5km when most western observers were worried that it would fall on them. They have the biggest and heaviest flying aircraft in the world. It will still dwarf the A-380. It once carried over 120 SUVs over Sudan to Entebbe when there was the great rally. I had the opportunity of seeing their ambitions on paper. The problem is funding. Best of all, they are darn cheap, dollar wise. Let hi team up with them.
Some people turn violently ill when it comes time to compose a resume!
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Take his knowledge into another field like rockets. He'll be less susceptible to assasination, and the CIA might just spare his life!
Latest diary entry seems to indicate its not shut down at all:
e /d iary.shtml
http://www.interestingprojects.com/cruisemissil
Though it has the exact same date as the "goverment moves aggressively" article. Anyone following it closer know?
I wish him the best of luck. After the way the NZ government screwed him, I hope they realize that they are largely to blame should anything bad come of this. I also can't help but wonder whether the US government (my government), was behind those shameful attempts in some way.
Tierce
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It is probably more technologically challenging to build a nuclear device than it is to build a basic cruise missile, so those countries that posses nuclear weapons - Israel, Pakistan, India could quite easily build cruise missiles...
-- Fuck Beta
I don't see how this is any different than prosecuting the author of a computer virus that finds its way into the public domain.
Just because you can build something doesn't mean you should. Unleashing something with the potential to destroy people and property carries the inherent moral obligation to have the resources and a commitment to control its end-use and distribution. You may not like the way NZ shut him down - but how can anyone argue with the necessity of it?
This guy's bitterness and bravado tells you everything you need to know about his personality. I hope the Israeli's, Yanks or Aussies take him out sometime real soon.
The originator of "buh bye" is on target in a general sense, that this person may very well be a target of a clever assasination. But his method is redolent of "Final Destination 2."
The Mossad didn't mess around with Goldbergesque plot machinations. They did Gerard Bull in the old fashioned way: several bullets to the head, after taking him completely by suprise.
If I were putting up a web form requesting that people purchase my services designing missiles, you'd be sure that it would be over an encrypted stream...
Form Action: "http://aardvark.co.nz/cgi-bin/p19937.cgi"
I put it in that place I put that one thing that one time.
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Just to widen the discussion... What about amateur rocket lauching, commercial space launch industry, and other newer developments... I can see a demand for this guy in fields other then govemental fields... If a startup space launch company in the states wants someone firmiliar with rocket technology, this guy would be a great asset to help move to the us and have accomodations for...same goes for any country wanting to jump onto this bandwagon.. just my opinion though.. for all the conspiriacy theroy ppl ;)
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You know it is not like he has built a working cruse missle yet. On has to wonder what the contract says about failure?
Frankly his pulse jet propulsion is not going to give you anything close to the range of the tubofan that real cruise missles use. The will also tend to be slow. Max speed of around 400 knots. Not likley to be stealthy. Pretty much an updated WWII V-1. Something that just about any college grad could whip up.
In other words go for it.
See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
Maybe I'm just not creative enough, but what would a non-terrorist organization want with a cruise missile?
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"I like your flame job ... I'm just gonna give it a little touch up!"
I've met people like that. It's called "lack of discipline."
So that makes it OK to start building weapons for the highest bidder? Isn't this the sort of thing we bash the big defense companies and governments for?
Oh, but he says, "No terrorists." Great. How extensive a background check will he do on a potential client when a $100 million check from oil money is waved under his nose? Will he build one if it means his daughter's head does not get chopped off?
I'm just speculatin' is all. Just pondering.
Cruise missiles are boring anyway. I want to be a freelance mechabot designer.
--- Ban humanity.
The moral is: when you build a giant cannon, don't point it at Isreal.
(Government assasinations are actualy illegal in the US, and there was no real risk to us. We all know what Isreal's policy on assasination is)
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
Just to have fun and be diffrent I thought I'd suggest a compleatly diffrent conspericy theroy than the "inventer found dead" conspericys (Very much standard operating procedure for the CIA)
Problem: Need body guard against harrasing girlfriend. Can't afford it.
Solution: "Hay everyone I'm building a cruse missle". Now mistereous MiBs are around every corner. Stay away from metal shops and electronics stores.
The main deal is he needs someone to help and I think he'll reject all offers.
I mean this one has "Watch me please" writen all over it.
The problem is that the CIA may just go with standard operating procedure rather than watch this guy.
OPS
I don't actually exist.
IIRC, this guy was busted for tax evasion, rather then building his 'missle' which was hardly more then a remote-control plane.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
There's a novel by Donald Kingsbury, The Moon Goddess and the Son (IIRC) from the mid 80's that describes the construction of a DIY cruise missile. It was plausible then (albiet by renegade MIT students) and even moreso now.
The only curious thing is that no one has yet done it. The only reasonable conclusion is that everyone who can do it, except for this clown in New Zealand, has the good sense not to want to.
--Tom
Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
The fact of the matter is more likely that most people wouldnt want such a loose cannon working for their respectable firm. If you were an aerospace firm would you want the guy who just pissed the government off working for you, ensuring that you lose contracts etc.? Not likely. Perhaps he should of thought twice before he did something that would obviously piss off the powers that be (aka biting the hand that fed him), regardless of how right or wrong it may be (in the utopian fantasia where it doesnt matter if everyone can build a cruise missle).
I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something. (Charles Manson)
This guy is an idiot. You're telling me his whole source of income prior to being shut down was designing cruise missiles?
Now he's willing to offer his services to the highest bidder, but he won't "knowingly" work for a terrorist organization? Who's he kidding?
Ten bucks says that if this guy looks like he might be hired somewhere that he disappears. Like Hoffa.
He put himself into this mess.
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Using your sig line to advertise for friends is lame.
Xix.
"Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
Seeing as he hasn't actually constructed anything, but rather just released vague plans on the internet, I think that rather bolsters my case that this guy is just another net.kook.
Software piracy is victimless theft.
I've been following Bruce's story for a while, and I just wish I could afford to have him build me something. I don't have an (big, evil) S.U.V., but I'd love to have a missile on my car. Perhaps a jet-powered motorcycle...
Anyway, if you're like me and you can drop a few dollars without ever missing it, here's the donations page:
http://aardvark.co.nz/pjet/donations.shtml
you still have to arm the thing to be a terrorist and as near as I can tell that's the hard part...not building the delivery system.
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
to make a truck-sized nuke. The one dropped on hiroshima was a gun type. Basically take a big piece of uranium and cut a wedge in it. Then take a matching wedge piece and mount it in a tube in front of high explosives. Detonate. When the two meet, assuming their combined mass is of the critical type, you have yourself a hiroshima sized explosion.
The hard part is of course, getting the enriched uranium necessary. You'd need a bit of specialized know-how in safely machining it as well, and of course, the proper amount you'd need to achieve critical mass. The last couple bits any nuclear physics student could tell you.
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I'm sorry -- I'm really not a troll, I swear -- but what the fuck did ANY of that mean?
It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
Question: If I'm so damned clever, why don't I have a job?
Answer:
Well, I'm 50 years old, which (even here in NZ) is past the age when it becomes difficult to just walk into a any job because, regardless of your qualifications there's always someone younger who's standing in line ahead of you.
What's more, although I have a lot of experience in a wide number of a synergistic (from a missile building persective) nature, there are plenty of people around who know more and are better at these individual fields than I am.
If an employer is looking for a good programmer, a good electronics design engineer, a good airframe designer, or a good engineer, there are plenty better than me.
My strength is that I have sufficient depth of knowledge and skill in each area to bring a very broad perspective to bear on the particular problems associated with the job of designing and building a cheap cruise missile (or UAV). In effect, I can do the job of four or five people with more efficiency and insight than such a team might.
When I have an idea, I can bring all my different areas of competence to bear on it and produce a result in a fraction the time it takes for a team of several individuals to do the same.
The problem is, there are no companies in NZ looking for this synergy of skills.
Unfortunately, this country has little or no interest in things military -- hell, the first thing the current government did when it gained power was to pretty much gut our air force by disbanding its air-defense capabilies.
This saw all our best avionics engineers, Air Force pilots and maintenance people disappear to greener pastures.
In fact, our Air Force is so run down that even its transport aircraft now break down with regular monotony. Any government that believes that an air capability is an unimportant part of defense is crazy.
As a result of this "head in the sand" attitide, Australia and the USA are both pretty pissed off with New Zealand because it can no longer pull its full weight in ANZUS, the alliance between the three parties.
But back to jobs. The town I live in is a small rural center which is largely supported by a timber mill. In recent times there have been a number of lay-offs at that mill and unemployment levels are quite high here. The reality is that not only are their *no* jobs for hi-tech workers but I couldn't even get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds due to the queue of applicants ahead of me.
Question: why not move to a bigger city?
Answer:
Well that's pretty hard to do when you're living hand-to-mouth without any money to spare. Moving is an *expensive* operation and rents in the big cities are typically three or four times that of the smaller centers. It simply wouldn't be possible for me to move without having several thousand dollars in my pocket to cover the move, rent and other costs until that first pay check came in (assuming that I could even then find a job).
I could support myself however, if I were allowed to remain self-employed -- but that's not possible due to the restrictions placed on my activities by the government.
Question: won't I be killed by Mossad/CIA/whatever? :-)
Answer:
I doubt it -- but if I am, at least my wife gets to claim on my life-insurance policy
In the past few weeks, everything that could go wrong has gone wrong so there have been times when I have to admit that I simply wouldn't care if I became the target of some hitman -- yeah, it's really been that bad!
But seriously, I don't think anyone will try to rub me out (even though a couple of alleged Mossad members were arrested here in NZ for trying to fraudulently obtain an NZ passport).
Question: why don't I get a job with a big aerospace company?
Answer:
This will probably kill my server (perhaps someone can throw it on bit-torrent or mirror it) but there's a video clip on my website from a news and current affairs program here in New Zealand that documented my case.
"Russians are a force to reckon with."
Really? Individual Russians can be very talented, and as engineers, scientists and mathematicians they have a lot to offer. But as a functioning society? A force to be reckoned with? Nyet.
He wasn't royally screwed by the government. If you read the orignal article (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/12/09/20525 2&mode=thread&tid=137) you'll notice that the reason he lost all his money was due to having not paid his taxes on time and getting nailed for back taxes. Now, some might argue that the reason the government took an intrest in his back taxes was this project, but that's isn't relivant. He wasn't screwed over, he failed to pay taxes he owed, and the government came for them, plus penalties.
Happened to a firend of mine. He ran a bussiness that made sales, but overall lost money. Thing is, he didn't keep track of and write off expenses. So the IRS noticed the extra income, and nailed him with $2000 in back taxes. Kinda sucks, but ulitmately his fault. You are responsible for your taxes and if you can't figure them out, you need to pay someone to do it for you.
Also, trying to make a point like this to the government is STUPID. While NZ doesn't have much of an intelligence service, other nations who this threat would worry, like Israel, Russia and the US, DO. If they think he seriously will sell missles to terrorists, they'll deal with it, and that may involve a massive cerberal hemmorage induced by a bullet to the back of the head.
Really, I think he's being rather petulant. I understand he's pissed that his dream fell through but ultimately, it's his own fault. Even if you are on the best terms with the govenrment, you need to have your taxes in order. If you are doing something they aren't happy with, you REALLY need to have your taxes in order. Al Capone ultimately went down for tax evasion, not murder or anything like that.
If you shortchange the government, even unwittingly, don't be supprised when they come for their due. Pulling a stunt like this ISN'T the way to change that, it's just a way to get in further shit.
If he was smart, he'd try to find a company to go work for just generally in the areonautics industry. He obviously has skills, and someone would likely hire him. Maybe then he can get the money and facilities to restart his research.
As the submitter wrote, this guy is one of the examples of why: "There is no question that cruise missile, UAV, bio-warfare, chemical weapons technology, and probably nuclear technologies will all continue to fall in cost significantly for the foreseeable future."
There are model airplanes with gyroscopic autopilots to buy as well.
Anyway, I think it's better to remove the source of the threat by not creating new terrorists instead of trying to herd every possible terrorist or terror facilitator (like the guy in the story).
It's like what the RIAA MPAA is trying to do with downloaders. Much more efficient to stop it at the relatively small and clear source than at the numerous and hidden end-points.
And guess what the W. Bush government and CIA did? four years ago, the whole of the Netherlands were like: "What the fuck? Why did Americans vote for Bush instead of Gore?" I guess we're missing American news media.
Anyway, original point, things are getting more dangerous and it's better to make sure nobody wants to harm you than to push back the danger. We eventually want world peace to happen don't we?
- -- Truth addict for life.
It's obvious you know very little about how things really work- or how friggin' simple most of this stuff is. Just because it's not his field of work, doesn't make it undoable by him- assuming that he's only capable of hardware engineering is beyond arrogant on your part.
A 747 isn't militarily viable as a weapons platform- but yet TWO of the damn things were used by terrorists to trash our country a while back. His engines are viable- and yes, any idiot with a machine shop can build pulse jets and ram jets that are effective enough to carry a payload quite some distance. Add a pre-programmed navigation sequence, a GPS reciever, and a lift surface capable of lifting the whole lot and you've got a cruise missile. Doesn't matter if it's " militarily " viable if a terrorist uses it to deploy sarin, tabun, VX, or a myriad of biological agents over an area or uses it to take out pieces of critical infrastructure.
While I'm not sure he could achieve his $5k price point, I'm pretty sure someone could achieve a $10-15k price point and have something very nasty to play with.
Like I suggest on the title, you might want to talk about things you actually KNOW about instead of guessing about them- you're not very good at it.
I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
"Boss, we've found a guy who's able to build a cruise missile out of parts he found in his backyard. What'll we do?"
"Tricky one. I say we throw him out of his house and force him into bankruptcy."
"But won't that just leave him willing to take a job from anyone, even our enemies?"
"BANKRUPTCY!"
"But wouldn't it be better if *we* hired -"
"BANKRUPTCY!"
"But how do we know he won't get hired by, say, Iraq -"
"BANKRUPTCY!"
"Okay, okay, bankruptcy it is."
"Glad you see it my way! You'll go far in this government."
"There's also this story about a little girl and her kitten -"
"BANKRUPTCY!"
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With intelligence agencies like these, who needs enemies?
Breaking Into the Industry - A development log about starting a game studio.
From the looks of it, he's building a modern V-1, an dteh tech used is not vastly different from that used in model aircraft. larger scale perhaps, but even taht is questionable when you look at some of the large scale a/c (sucha sthe B-52) modellers have built.
Besides, why build a cruise missile, which requires you stayin in one place and buying a bunch of stuff taht may arouse the interest of teh authorities when you could steal a biz jet, deliver a larger payload, and do the planning in dispersed locations?
I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
FYI- 9/11 hijackers used 2 757s and 2 767s, there were no 747s involved. The size difference alone between a 747 and a 757/767 let alone fuel carrying capacity would have caused a much bigger disaster if 747s were used.
It's a telling comment on the US currently when FX produces a movie with one of the truer things said about the whole thing after 9/11- I don't have it verbatim from the movie, but the movie says it all:
That there's chemical plants, electric power plants, and reactors, with horrific results for someone successfully attacking them totally unprotected while we worry about taking a pair of nail clippers away from a little old lady in an airport...
What's wrong with this picture, I ask you?
And, it's not to show ignorant governments as much as it's to show their ignorant populaces that they're much more at risk than they've been led to believe.
I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
> do you seriously not care that he was building a cannon for
> saddam hussein
Look up the name "Wernher Von Braun" sometime. Probably more than anyone else except JFK, he is responsible for man going to the moon, and much of the space program we take for granted. In fact, the US space program didn't really start to go south, until after we quit relying on Von Braun's rockets, and went with that air-force-addled clusterfuck that is the space shuttle.
Now, for the final Jeopardy answer:
Wernher Von Braun worked for him before moving to America.
cya,
john
Imagine all the people...
Bah....
"Tax Evasion" is what the government busts you for when the government is too incompetent to make the real charges stick (For example, it's what Al Capone actually went to prison for.), or if they don't want to go through the bother, or if what you REALLY did "wrong" is too embarrassing, inconvenient, or not actually illegal.
cya,
john
Imagine all the people...
I wasn't actively trying to remember the model series in question- but you're right, it'd probably have been worse if it'd been 747's. In any case, the statement I made overall stands- something doesn't have to be "militarily" viable to be a real problem or threat.
I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
Really now- how could a curise missle not also deliver packages. This is the obvious application of cruise missle tech. Autonomous missle gets filled with packages and flys itself to the local fed ex hub. Step number 2 is profit!!!!
-- Slashdot, making the Left look conservative since 1997.
If the U.S. went to those lengths to keep him from finishing, you don't think they're going to drop the hint to the major aerospace companies that he is not welcome? It's like getting blacklisted, but worse, because you know this was instigated through diplomatic back channels so nobody will take the blame/credit for starting the ball rolling.
[Fuck Beta]
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Sounds like a suicide to me. Also, he seemed depressed about being unemployed.
"strap electrodes to my balls and lock me in an underground machine shop in the middle of the Tora Bora."
:P
There are people that would probably pay to have that done.. and a whole other set that would pay to see it on the Internet.
CIA? Mossad? Same thing.
Made a point that according to NZ gov't you could sell away to the Iranians -- making them look stupid
So making the government look stupid is a crime punishable by impoverishment?
Took the proceeds from the $200K and didn't pay your tax debt, didn't set aside savings or investments for your family and spent the money building something you don't need and lots of people don't want
Not correct. Most of the $200K was spent repaying loans and other costs I'd incurred while building up 7am.com. Work it out -- $200K for 3-years of 18-hour days, 7 days a week with little income. You can build up a lot of debt during that time and $200K doesn't go far repaying it.
It's also worth noting that in the two years following the one in which I received payment for 7am.com, I paid $135K in tax on taxable income of $200K.
That sounds like an awful lot doesn't it?
That's because only a small percentage of that was actual *tax*, the rest was a mountain of interest and penalties that the tax department piled on with glee.
It's worth noting that (because there's no capital gains tax in New Zealand) there was little tax actually owing on the sale of the company. The penalty bill was many, many times the actual tax -- and at the time they bankrupted me, I'd paid the vast majority of that off.
Refused to go on the dole
Yes, like most people I'd rather work for a living than sponge off others. The only problem is that the government has effectively forbidden me from earning a living because there aren't really a whole lot of jobs going for missile designers here in NZ. That's why I'm looking further afield.
Hardly something to criticise is it?
The goal of this project is to create a real, live, flying cruise missile with much of the functionality of the cruise missiles currently employed by the military forces of many western nations.
Yeah right... step away from the crack pipe. 22lb warhead with a CEP of 100 yards. What a loon.
I have considerable professional experience in electronics and software design, particularly in the areas of RF telemetry/control and realtime systems development/implementation.
What projects? And what was the success of these projects?
Not Bruce Simpson, again.
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Look, he's a loony. He's legally bankrupt. He's actually bankrupt too. He's a really really good backyard meddler, but he sure as shit wasn't about to make a cruise missile. He spent the late 90's building up a website called 7am.com (a news aggregator) and never had the sense to do some really basic business shit, like hanging onto receipts, or hiring an accountant *before* the IRD start kicking your door down.
Fucks sake. Huge numbers of people in New Zealand work very hard, in very high technology industries and have the shittiest time raising capital and generally being taken seriously. Bruce Simpson's backyard antics make the whole thing worse.
Jesus.
He pisses me off, like you couldn't tell.
Search google groups for Bruce Simpson. His rants on who should and should not be allowed to have children are particularly glorious
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=nz.general+br
The "IRD picked on me" rants are also glorious, for those who revel in pointless conspiracy theories.
Dave >:(
I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
Must have been a temporary glitch -- Wikipedia seems to have a pretty decent little article about Bull now.
I believe it was from Stalin. And I think it's referenced in one of Orwell's books.
Perhaps Industrial Light and Magic, Stan Winston, Hunter/Gratzner, Burman, or other special effects companies could use your skills.
Or closer to home, try Weta, as they're gearing up for King Kong.
Steinbeck (in Sea of Cortez?) had some very interesting thoughts about those who spend enormous effort building walls around themselves, spending such incredible amounts on defense, and that eventually the walls come tumbling down. Rome comes to mind.
Sorry to reply to my own post but exactly how long were you behind in taxes
In my case the IRD appear to have thrown their own rule book out the door so they felt happy to pile on enormous penalties and refuse to waive them even though they were in breach of the law.
When an Ernst Young tax accountant challenged them on this and requested a meeting as my appointed representitive, they refused to talk with him.
What's more, although I was punished for my own tardy record-keeping, the IRD directly ignored the order of the courts on a number of separate occasions when directed to fix errors in their records.
How bad were their errors?
Well they even got my name wrong and, despite being advised of this and ordered to correct it on THREE separate occasions, by two district court judges and one high-court judge, they still hadn't done so when they applied to bankrupt me.
In fact, the bankruptcy was issued in the wrong name! Yet, in an unprecedented move, the judgement of the High Court was apparently ammended by a clerk who simply changed the name after the event.
On an earlier occasion, the IRD were also harshly berated by the court for not properly accounting for a very large (over)payment I had been made but which not credited to my account.
In fact, their whole approach to this case was unprofessional and, even when I'd gotten all my filing up to date (a year before they filed the bankruptcy move) and paid all but a small amount of the money I was supposed to have owed, their records were still in a shambles.
It seems that nobody, not even the deputy PM or the Minister for Revenue cared about this minor fact -- which again leaves me believing that this was nothing to do with debt recovery and all about scuttling an embarrassing crusise missile project.
There is no question that cruise missile, UAV, bio-warfare, chemical weapons technology, and probably nuclear technologies will all continue to fall in cost significantly for the foreseeable future."
Let's hope that space travel also becomes significantly cheaper so that we can get the hell off this planet by the time every bar-room browl or marriage spat results in a mushroom cloud.
Table-ized A.I.
I don't remember who was in it, but it was called something like the Doomsday gun, and was a made-for-TV movie.
Pretty entertaining, actually. Not the best of movies but fairly good for a TV movie.
restrict advances in many fields including Cryptography, Aerospace, Computing, Energy (electricity generation etc), biotech, nanotech, robotics and others.
Which means it isnt, but here it is:
During one of the little brushfire wars in africa, reporters were interviewing an airbase commander after his base and planes had been destroyed in a commando raid. When asked who he thought had done it, he replied, "THe americans"
WHen asked why, he said" WEll, if it had been the isralies, wed all be dead, and if it had been the british SAS we still wouldnt have known tehyd been here."
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You should just go into some nonviolent career path like amusment park rides. Or some other engineering field that doesn't involve blowing things up with the intent to kill. Teaching could be another option.
I can't imagine they're blacklisting you from every job on the planet. If nothing else I'm sure you could work at McDonald's. You could use your mad engineering skills to turn that thing they make into something that tastes like real meat.
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Why? Do you really think his hombrew stuff is any better than guys who have spent years in research. Crude cruise missles were used in WW2 and also in Iraq against the Americans. Crude cruise missles have squat for effectiveness.
With this kind of stuff, the basics are easy, it is the details that take decades of hard work to solve. Remember that Tomahawks are the Nth generation of cruise missle.
Yeah it is.
He's building large remote control aircraft. He's neither the first nor the last nor the only person on Earth to have this power. Hell, my senior design team did it. It's not rocket science. Huh huh.
Bodging in a GPS guidance system would be pretty straightforward.
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
A: You tell me.
You might try small countries that value freedom, unlike New Zealand. Such as the Republic of Sealand. They're claim to fame is that they have a data storage haven called havenco.com, as I recall. Their requirements would be more defensive I would guess.
You would probably find a niche in small independent territories or islands, many of which I am not familiar with.
I want to apologize for the 'boy meets world' maturity of some of the responses. They don't understand that you will die without a matching defense- it's just a matter of time. And all we have are choices and time. I think you can bridge the gap for smaller countries and some independent land owners. Best wishes.
Don't you remember? He led the Taliban to drive the eeeevil Russkies out of Afghanistan. Have you got the memory of a goldfish or something?
Well, looks like New Zealand will be invaded next as they clearly have an active program for the development of Weapons Of Mass Destruction.
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NZ recently picked up and imprisoned two Mossad employees who tried to obtain New Zealand passports. The last foreign intelligence to attempt a bit of terrorism on New Zealand soil discovered how hard it is. The Zodiacs landed near Orakei yacht club and some Mrs Grundy picked up the phone and called the cops. They were hot on the trail when the frogmen killed a Portugese photographer on board the Rainbow Warrior. I was on the designated SAR boat that night - all I could fish out of the water was a plastic bag of Brussels Sprouts. Some of the frogmen got away by the skin of their teeth, but others were caught and convicted of manslaughter, which French papers quickly translated as Le Rire de l'home. They were laughing out of the other side of their mouths when the sentences were announced. The government of the day proved susceptible to economic blackmail. I doubt that Mossad would have quite the same economic clout.
Would someone please point out (again) that Bruce Simpson is in the predicament he's in because he didn't pay his frigging tax bills! Not because he was persecuted by the government. Sheesh
Good thing i never ordered it myself.. was tempted about a year ago.. But it looked TOO good, and sounded fishy...
.. Sure its not 100% legit, but stealing peoples money is 100 % not legit...
Has ANYONE ever received one of his disks? Perhaps they could just post the contents for the rest of us
---- Booth was a patriot ----
Well, taxmen are the same everywhere: if they want to fuck you over they will, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Al Capone was tossed in jail over taxes.
Where could you go? Hmm... I'm hard pressed to think of any non-terrorist countries that are looking to build up their missle capability on the cheap and aren't under the USA's thumb. Nearly all the good candidates are. Pretty much all the former communist countries, but a big chunk of those got absorbed into the EU. They're being integrated economically, not militarily yet, so maybe they do have a market, but OTOH if you're part of the EU that means you weren't involved in any outstanding conflicts and you have very powerful and reliable allies. Turkey buys from the US. Egypt's still too close to the fire. Might be a South American country or two, but that's well within the US's sphere of influence and probably a combat zone. India might be interested, if you can muck your way through the beauracracy. And then there's Russia.
The weak point in the LCCM is that it's guided by GPS, which can be compromised - if they see it coming, which is probably not how the relatively short-range LCCM would be used.
Or you could just dump the whole cruise missle thing and focus on the pulsejet side, which would probably make your life a whole lot easier. I'd say you've proved your point, at least well enough to get a government or two trying to actively shut you down.
I've wondered before - couldn't a pulsejet engine be used as a rocket motor? Say once you get above the point where it can breath air effectively, you start injecting oxygen and you get an unpulsed burn? I realize the shape would have to be heavily redesigned to incorporate an efficient rocket combustion chamber/pulse chamber/nozzle (a variable augmentor perhaps?) and a sturdier design would be necessary. But for sure you could make a hybrid engine that would be lighter and simpler than any other option, if not as powerful or efficient. I suppose in that case you'd want to talk to the experts on rocket engines, the Russians.
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You can explain how to obtain or manufacture all of the components to Sarin gas or a bomb but when you start assembling the final product or encourage others to do so, that is bad and possibly illegal.
You and I might think that building a cruise missle in the garage is a cool project but there are many others that would like to fly it into a building in New York.
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How is this not a contribution to the entire world? Because cruise missiles are primarily intended to blow shit up? He could just as easily be designing pilotless orbital vehicles for the purpose of inexpensively launching satellites. While the X-Prize is nice, the fact of the matter is that the majority of space launches are unmanned and I think the X-Prize goal of getting two men into space and back safely is very nice indeed (afterall, we need manned launches, too), but slightly misguided. Maybe it should be for an unmanned craft of some kind that can put something into orbit and then two weeks later retrieve it.
Or what about the shipping department? Overseas shipping is amazingly expensive. If stuff could be sent by way of self-guided cruise missile, it'd be cheaper to ship and a hell of a lot faster.
I may be a little naive to think that stuff could be shipped overseas by way of missile, but unmanned orbital placement is far more profitable than X-Prize-type stuff and will be used far more often as a result.
Mr Droopy Drawers,
the Americans backed bin Laden, regardless of what name he calls his group now. As they tend to back a lot of horrible groups/regimes, since the horrible ones can be persuaded to do "whatever it takes" to "protect American interests".
Oh, if you're looking for a movie to watch, Farenheit 9/11 is pretty good. Just leave the propaganda "us good everyone else bad" we were taught in highschool at the door. There really isn't an "us".
Lies about crimes
It's not a weapons platform in the sense that it's designed for the task. Contrast and compare a 747 with a B-52 or a B-1/B-2. Completely different beast. The only reason why they're using a 747 for the airborne laser system is that it's one of the only "off-the-shelf" airframe that could handle putting the laser in it and still be airworthy- just because it's being used in the initial tests does not mean that they'll deploy with it or if they do, it's not heavily modified to suit the military purpose.
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The 2nd amendment isn't about self defence or hunting, it's about being able to overthrow our government should it become corrupt or to defend our homeland should our armed forces become lame.
Therefor, I declare, that we should all start stockpiling these homemade cruise misles in our basements and backyard sheds.
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Ah, so I proved you wrong, and you're splitting hairs.
If you'd really like me to compare and contrast the designs, I have the knowledge to do it. I don't think I'm going to bother, as your post above contained two blistering factual errors, and I see no value in your subsequent reply.
Say something interesting.
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
- drones for target practice by the military (sure, all militaries that need them have them already, but how much do they cost?)
- drones for lighting up enemy radar systems (see the last Israeli/Syrian war)
- cargo aircraft for parcel delivery.
Used as Remotely piloted vehicles. As long as they're small enough, even if it crashes the damage done is likely to be minimal, and you do not have to worry about losing a pilot. How about delivering mail in the high artic or ant-arctiv.
- delivery of small amounts of whatever to whomever via air. the longer the range of the thing, the more flexible it becomes.
- while satellite tech is used a lot for surveillance, a good camera on a cruise missile could provide higher res imagery of an area of interest (hence the huge US RPV program.)
My guess is that the main thing holding this field back is telecommunications. You want to use something like IRIDIUM, a cell phone like network with global coverage (last I heard they were still in the air), to relay signals from the planes to the pilot bases. That way you don't have to worry about having transmitters near the field of operations, which reduces the cost of operations again. You need enough bandwidth to provide a live video feed of some quality, but the better the automated systems the less quality you need (aside from the reconaissance applications.) I don't know if any of the civilian satellite constellations in orbit have sufficient bandwidth for that, but that's probably the biggest cost, and biggest barrier to this market exploding.If you can build an RPV with enough range, you could reduce costs of supply to those places quit a bit, and get it to them far more p often. think about it? How do you get fresh vegetables to an antarctic base, or island airport in the pacific ? Use a piloted plane, you want to have a large amount of cargo to offset the costs. Smaller bases in remote areas are supplied more rarely today because of that.
With an RPV, you could ferry medecines and samples back and forth far more frequently. who cares if it is a 20 hour flight, after 8 hours, the relief pilot comes in, after 16, the night shift guy comes in. They can all live in their home town, and kiss their children at the end of the work day, even if their plan goes down in flames into the pacific ocean.
(P.S. once this is working, you can also outsource cargo piloting to India... )
Kudos to you sir.
/. being one along with 80% of electricity in France. Imagine the state of the world if ignorance prevailed and America sent Albert Einstein to play hide and seek in Sobibor due to the dangers of his research. To discredit your research and experience is to turn one's back on progress. We will never know the possible civilian applications of this techology and research if we hit the panic button and never explore it. This exact mentality has spread like a cancer through NASA since we got a little bloody nose from the Columbia accident that NASA culture allowed to happen. NOTHING in this world is totally safe, there are risks to everything especially exploring and learning new things.
While everybody here sees fit to bash on you or your take on the behavior of deplorable nations like Israel/PLA, I commend you for what you are doing. For all the false accusations firmly rooted in misunderstanding, you very well could have just faded into obscurity sending your family to a safe-haven and going immediately into the employ of terrorists who would gladly welcome you with open arms and large sums of cash. Rather, you openly state your position and offer your services with the stated understanding you will not undermine your personal morals and values to receive compensation for your skills. Other people have been put in similar boats as well through different circumstances, look at the Biological Warfare experts displaced in Russia.
A large number of things taken for granted in this day and age were a direct result of primary military application before being adapted for civilian use, the ability to read and post on
I wish the best of luck to you, especially in finding a civilian application of the knowledge, skills, and experience that you have. The situation you are trying to endure is not one you wanted to be in, and is a direct result of society and government. Human beings are not trash to be thrown out and legislated away when they have been deemed no longer useful.
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Riiiight and it has nothing whatsoever to do with stopping people from KILLING us.
That would be a better thing right?
The level of your moral relativism is astonishing. Homicide bombings are not "defensive". The people who send kids with the express intent to kill civilians are not the moral equivalents of an army which takes every care to not arbitrarily level the place even though they could do so within a matter of minutes. Who cares?, it's not your city that will get nuked when a pschopath who killed 3000 people just for showing up at work decides to take out American Cities until he gets around to yours. (That description also proportionally applies to Arafat and Israeli cities).
You and Kano must be the most deluded fucks in the world. Israel hasn't USED it's nukes on anyone. Iran or any other fascist state (that would be a government that kills people without provocation because of their religious or ethnic origins in the name of religion or nationalism, as opposed to a state which attacks an aggressor nation in a manner which attempts to spare innocent civilians in order to keep many more from getting slaughtered. The idea that a state which has not used its weapons of mass destruction on neighbors which have invaded it on multiple occassions needs to be reigned in by the totally corrupt UN just demonstrates the depths of your insanity.
I post under my ID (unlike a coward like you) so other deluded idiots who equate a modern democracy with a terrorist run kleptocracy can mod me down. I consider it a privilege to take a hit for truth.
But this is all academic, because this guy is clearly a screwball. He won't be doing anything significant anytime soon.
Software piracy is victimless theft.
Now we turn to Pakistan, where Mr. AQ Khan was unavailable for comment, suffering house arrest shuttling among his collection of villas with his government bodyguards.
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So what are you going to do about it.
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
Really. I swear it's true. Not mustard gas exactly, but a precursor of both... and it's a VERY nasty agent. In fact, exposure can sensitize you to the point that you are constantly ill...
Oh yeah- I work for the Yellow Box (at least until they laid me off and I no longer get to work with chemicals)...