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Batman Begins Trailer Online

meltoast writes "The trailer for the Batman Begins is available on the Warner Brothers website. Also check out the pictures of the new Batmobile on the same site. All I can say is holy big tires, Batman!" The Batmobile design is reminiscent of the one from Dark Knight Returns, but I think I prefer it over the one Adam West used to cruise around in.

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  1. I Believe.... by OS24Ever · · Score: 4, Informative

    ....that it is a 'teaser' not a 'trailer' considering they show absolutely nothing but that 'it's coming' in a year...

    I'm a little behind on my batman lore. What's with the monster truck batmobile in the pictures section?

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    1. Re:I Believe.... by One+Louder · · Score: 4, Informative

      Frank Miller did a deconstruction of the Batman myth in the graphic novel "The Dark Knight Returns" which takes place when he's in his sixties and comes out of retirement because the crime in Gotham has gotten out of hand. The Batmobile looks very much like the one in the photo gallery - oh, and Robin is a girl.

    2. Re:I Believe.... by mm0mm · · Score: 4, Interesting
      it is a 'teaser' not a 'trailer' considering they show absolutely nothing but
      Not necessarily absolutely nothing though. The very first thing I thought while watching it was that there was no legacy whatsoever from the world Tim Burton created in the previous series. ABSOLUTELY no more Joel Schumacher's so ambiguously gay theme either. Obviously Warner is reinventing the series, which is good. The film appears so British!!

      Director: Christopher Nolan
      Actors: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson
      Location? ... hmm

      It's obviously more pessimistic and darker than the previous series. I was becoming sick lately of optimistic live-action adaptations of Marvel comics. I can't wait for this one.

    3. Re:I Believe.... by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Robin is a girl? Well, that takes care of the homosexual overtones, old chum.

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    4. Re:I Believe.... by shigelojoe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, all that's left is the criminal pedophilia.

      Wait a minute... Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, Michael Jackson is!

    5. Re:I Believe.... by tealover · · Score: 4, Funny

      The film appears so British!!

      Oh no....shitty, subpar special effects !!!!

      P.S. I didn't know Morgan Freeman was British.

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    6. Re:I Believe.... by Kumkwat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh no....shitty, subpar special effects !!!!

      Oh no.... A DECENT PLOT and people who can ACT!

    7. Re:I Believe.... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like Aliens3!

      Oh... wait...

      N.

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    8. Re:I Believe.... by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's with the monster truck batmobile in the pictures section?

      That's easy. SUVs are in. Big and ugly means manly. Really. It does.

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    9. Re:I Believe.... by erroneous · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Big and ugly means manly"

      For proof, see Ron Perlman.

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    10. Re:I Believe.... by cerebis · · Score: 5, Funny
      Perhaps it is only the new Batotractor, to accompany the the boat, plane, etc.

      As a wise alien once said merchandising, merchandising, merchandising!

    11. Re:I Believe.... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first thing I thought of when I saw that picture was "Batman, bane of all rough lawns and shoddily maintained public parks in Gotham city." The thing looks like an oversized, rocket powered sit-in lawnmower!

    12. Re:I Believe.... by KE1LR · · Score: 2, Informative
      I read this and throught it was excellent. It's part of my permanent book collection. Miller did a great job of discarding all the corny TV crap and turning Gotham into an apocalyptic goth hellzone and Bruce Wayne into a Batman with a real deathwish. It also has some good shots at then-president Reagan in it.

      I bet it also inspired a big part of the Batman vs Superman movie that's rumored to be in the works.

      The similarity between the picture on the web site and Frank Miller's "Batmobile" are indeed striking. Perhaps Miller is on the design team for the movie?

      Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
      ISBN 1563893428
      $13.95@bn.com

    13. Re:I Believe.... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Actually, a few bits of that turned up in Tim Burton's Batman. The Joker's smiling poison...

      Hmm. Maybe Burton cribbed it from Miller, but Miller didn't invent that. In fact, the Joker's "smiling poison" goes back to the very first Joker story in 1940. It went away when people stopped getting killed in DC comics, but has had a revival. Much of the new, "darker" Batman is really a return to his original roots.

      Chris Mattern

    14. Re:I Believe.... by tattoi.nobori · · Score: 2, Funny
      If anyone's interested, the tires on the new Batmolawntractor appear to be Super Swamper TSL/SX off-road tires, in the 44" range. They're very popular tires for hardcore rock rigs.

      Now you know. (And knowing, in this case, is halfway to redneck! ^_^)

      http://www.desertrat.com/interco/interco.htm#super _swamper_tsx

    15. Re:I Believe.... by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm more partial to the name Bat-le-wagon myself.

  2. what by xOleanderx · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does batman drive in the city or crunch over cars like a monster truck???

  3. It's got to be better than Catwoman by Animats · · Score: 5, Funny

    We need this, just to erase the memory.

    1. Re:It's got to be better than Catwoman by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes and then we will need something to erase the memory of Batman. Which is why the next Warner Bros. movie will be Batman Vs. Catwoman. Only when they go for the epic battle they will get really attracted to eachother and have a love child named ManWoman. Which will be the central character of a future Hollywood blockbuster starring Janet Reno.

  4. b0rked in firefox by Magila · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently the trailer link doesn't work in firefox, here's a direct link to save you the trouble: http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/batmanbeg ins/teaser/teaser_hi_a.mov

    1. Re:b0rked in firefox by Arcticfox24 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The trailer works just fine in Firefox, you just need to allow the site to open popups.

    2. Re:b0rked in firefox by bach37 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Quicktime and wma codecs for mplayer here.

    3. Re:b0rked in firefox by rpdillon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just for the sake of rigor:

      I use gentoo on amd64 and NONE of the 32 bit windows codecs work. Emerge does nothing. Similarly with Firefox and ANY 3rd party plugins. So I have to go 32-bit binary when available and basically run two copies of things like Firefox (32 and 64) and MPlayer...if only I could get my hands on Mplayer in binary form for x86...

      Crossover Office works well though... =)

  5. Robin? by strike2867 · · Score: 2

    Is the plot going to be anything like The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

    And BTW trailer didn't work in Mozilla had to use IE to open it.

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  6. Now if only by foidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    someone would stop stealing Batman's water!
    (I will add anyone who gets the reference and posts about it to my friends list, yeah, crappy prize. you wanna fight about it?)

    1. Re:Now if only by UWC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mayor Adam West is the best part of Family Guy.

    2. Re:Now if only by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes yes, Adam West is the mayor on Family Guy. :-)

      Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.

      Mayor: Oh My.

      Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?

      Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.

      Doctor: Well that's just silly.

      Mayor: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.

  7. Chock full of Real Name Brand Actors by mrycar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least it appears to have real Actors in the Cast. Can never be disappointed by Morgon Freeman, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, or Gary Oldman.

    Looks interesting and at least worthwhile to watch.

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    1. Re:Chock full of Real Name Brand Actors by LS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Never disappointed? Ummmmmm, let's see

      Morgan Freeman - Deep Impact
      Michael Caine - Jaws: The Revenge
      Liam Neeson - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
      Gary Oldman - Tiptoes

      I've seen plenty of movies with all-star casts that bombed. Let's reserve our judgement until we actually see the flick...

      LS

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  8. Return to Dark by cranos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least from what little I could see on the trailer they are returning the movies back to the Dark Crusader model.

    The first two movies with Micheal Keaton were pretty good, but Val Kilmer and George Clooney pretty much killed off any interest I had in the movie franchise.

    1. Re:Return to Dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      It wasn't so much Kilmer or Clooney as it was Joel Schumacher.

    2. Re:Return to Dark by graikor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      George Clooney proved beyond a doubt that he cannot do dark, brooding and border line psychotic.

      I thought he proved that he could do a credible job at exactly that in "From Dusk 'Til Dawn". I place the blame for "Batman and Robin" squarely on the shoulders of Joel Schumacher and Akiva Goldsman. Clooney shouldn't be held responsible for being unable to turn a turd into gold.
  9. Qui-Gon? by phalse+phace · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is Qui-Gon Jinn in batman?

    1. Re:Qui-Gon? by Mag7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, as long as they don't have Jar Jar as Robin.

    2. Re:Qui-Gon? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Why is Qui-Gon Jinn in batman?"

      Well, his Star Wars career was cut pretty short.

      (*sigh* This might have been worth a +1 Funny if we were talking about Darth Maul.)

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  10. How to make the new batmobile by British · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mix equal parts:

    F-1 race car

    Military troop carrier

    I think it's a neat variation. It's better than the all-too-flashy neon light decorated batmobile in the last movie. That seemed more like a showcar than a "fight the bad guys" vehicle. The Batmobile from the first movie was a well-done machine.

    I don't see the justification in jet engines though for the previous vehicles. But with all the torque you would need on the big tires on the new one, perhaps the engine is justified.

  11. A direct link by stienman · · Score: 3, Informative

    A direct link to the windows media 500k.

    -Adam

  12. The Batmobile became an SUV! by lwagner · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would think, with the Batman franchise continuing on into an eco-crazy millenium, Batman wouldn't convert the Batmobile into an dually-wheeled SUV! How about at least a Bat-hybrid?!

    But then again, what do I know -- he's got a fire-breathing mega-engine on the back of that... and that's DEFINITELY not environmentally friendly.

  13. Something else to warm up with... by Kristoffer+Lunden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/batman_ deadend/

    Fan movie with a pretty nice story twist. Also, the Joker has never been better on film. ;-)

  14. another comic by XMichael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After seeing Cat woman, I'm scared to even bother looking at this! Man ohh man was that Cat woman film ever bad! How ... how on earth did they forget to add a plot?

    xoduszero

    1. Re:another comic by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      how on earth did they forget to add a plot?

      It had a plot. It was the struggle of a timid woman facing the harsh reality of the cooperate world, a reality that men are openly bastards and women are more subtle but are better at it. It's the age all tale of girl meets boy, girl goes to meet boss, girl discovers bosses wife's evil plot, boss's wife shoves girl down the drain, girl becomes cat, girl gets fired, cat gets framed, girl gets boy, boy becomes cop, girl meets bosses wife, bosses wife plays innocent, bosses wife kills husband and frames cat, boy discovers cat is girl, girl escapes from jail, girl vindicates her self, girl kills bosses wife, girl gets boy again, but girl discovers her own independence, and boy loses girl. It's a classic classic tale.

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  15. This movie.... by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. is looking good. After the neon light infected monstrocities that were the last two batman movies, it's good to see the idea of it all back on track.

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  16. heheheh by Grey_14 · · Score: 3, Informative

    They Will hate me for this but... Linky Linky :D Thats a direct link to the movie on their site, no crappy redirects and embedded junk, I used wget :D

  17. Staring Mel Gibson as Bat-Man? by Dr.Altaica · · Score: 5, Funny

    I allways figured Gotham was located in one of the orginal 13 states of the USA. But I can't think of anything that proves it isn't located in a post nuclear apocalyptic Australian.

  18. Direct Link by sgtsanity · · Score: 5, Informative

    And here's an even more direct link that so you can all download the trailer to your computer. http://pdl.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/batmanbegins/te aser/teaser_hi_a.mov Now will this increase the slashdotting, or decrease it?

    1. Re:Direct Link by baximus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or you could get it from PlanetMirror, now couldn't you? :-)

  19. You think that Batmobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    is cool? Check this out.

    Nothing says cool like a Batmobile designed by Giger!

    p.s. I would have loved to see him design a Batman costume.

  20. Re:SUV by pllewis · · Score: 5, Funny

    See, even the do good Batman drives an SUV. I'm going out to get a Hummer tomorrow.

  21. Gotham city by NightWulf · · Score: 4, Informative

    I belive Gotham City is the comic book version of New York City. In fact NYC used to be called Gotham. On a side note, I believe comic book Metropolis was based on Chicago.

    1. Re:Gotham city by jtdennis · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Jerry Siegel Born in 1914 in Cleveland, Ohio,

      Joseph Shuster was born in 1914 in Toronto, Canada. When he was nine, his family moved to Cleveland, Ohio, where Shuster met young Jerry Siegel."
      curtesy of http://superman.ws/superman-comics/

      So you're half right. In the DC Universe Gotham and Metropolis are both equally New York.

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    2. Re:Gotham city by Mark+Steyn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's far from canonical, but Frank Millar is reported to have once said that Metropolis is New York by day, and Gotham is New York by night.

  22. Release Day by Tolwyn_993442 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should release the movie on a Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!!

  23. Re:BatMan's SUV by nbvb · · Score: 3, Funny


    1 highway, 0 city.
    </Wolfcastle>

  24. batmobile by Saville · · Score: 2, Funny

    Super Swamper mud tires on the rear and slicks on the front. Best of both worlds!

  25. Re:another batman movie? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2
    You may be right. But, OTOH, none of the previous actors filling the role ever played a serial killer, let alone as well as Christian Bale did. So at the very least, it should be interesting.

    Oh, and he's British too, which I assume marks another first for the Batman franchise.

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  26. A rumor... by skittixch · · Score: 2, Informative

    Has anyone else heard about this movie possibly being directed by Darren Aronofski? (Requiem for a dream, Pi) I've heard this from other people, and was just curious to see if anyone else had heard anything similar

  27. Speaking about Hummers... by canon006 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My initial reaction to seeing the new batmobile was "It kinda looks like a Hummer taking a crap."

    1. Re:Speaking about Hummers... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It kinda looks like a Hummer taking a crap."

      That's called a Blumpkin.

      LK

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  28. Re:Suggestion by Mongo222 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude.... The sub title here is "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." You are defiently at the wrong table.

  29. Holy crappy website Batman by TintinX · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rubbish site with everything opening in a popup or a _blank.
    I saw pictures of the 'new' batmobile about a year ago and it looks like a sporty version of a farmer's tractor.
    I've always been severely let down by the Batman movies. Each one seems to claim that it's true to the darkness of the original 'The Batman' story, but they never are.
    There's so much potential in a Batman movie as he's the only 'superhero' who actually isn't.
    He's merely a vigilante with the cash to develop some seriously cool anti-crime gadgets.
    Ah, if only....

  30. Never? by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 3, Funny
    Can never be disappointed by Morgon Freeman, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, or Gary Oldman.

    Of course not. Those are awesome actors. The only thing that could mess that up would be to put them all together in another fucking Bat... oh... wait a sec...

    1. Re:Never? by lewellyn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or a Star Wars prequel.

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  31. Psychological Weaponry by EvilBuu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would he need pointy ears or a cape either (impossible parachute uses aside)? A) It's a comic book/comic movie, and B) there's probably a bit of the "striking fear into the hearts of criminals" when you come crashing through the wall in a six-ton goliath.

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  32. Re:How many crappy Bruce Waynes' can there be? by warmgun · · Score: 4, Informative

    Christian Bale is actually a very talented actor who excels in playing very complicated characters with serious internal battles. Just look at American Psycho, Empire of the Sun, and (to a lesser extent) Equilibrium. Bruce Wayne's internal struggle between the man and the bat is one in which every movie tried to grapple with but never really succeeded because the action was always top priority. Christopher Nolan, an expert of the psychological, directing this movie gives it the best chance in succeeding in profiling Batman's psyche.

  33. Re:SUV by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going out to get a Hummer tomorrow.

    Isn't that a little more than we need to know?

  34. Holy Ozone Layer, batman! by condour75 · · Score: 4, Funny

    With this SUV, there'd better be a BatSiphon on that utility belt.

    Rumor has it that Robin will be replaced by a new sidekick tentatively named Prince Saud.

  35. Talented F*ing cast... by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just look at the cast list... we're talking top-notch talent here.

    Funny thing is, because of their seemingly overly-prolific careers, my buddy and I have taken to calling Michael Caine "The White Morgan Freeman", and alternately calling Morgan Freeman "The Black Michael Caine". It's going to be strange to see them in the same film together.

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  36. Insane... by dchamp · · Score: 4, Informative

    CowboyNeal is insane. No batmobile can touch the 60's Lincoln Futura Batmobile. Had a supercharged Ford 427, and looked awesome.

    Gotta go... Natalie Portman is on Letterman now... :)

  37. Ok... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    To everyone complaining about how bad Catwoman is, its not the DC character Catwoman! The woman played by Halle Berry is not named Selena Kyle, she does not live in Gotham City, and she has never even met this burce wayne/batman guy. It was just some shitty movie WB made that happened to be called Catwoman, now quit bitching about it.

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  38. Batman Begins filming locations by waynelorentz · · Score: 2, Informative

    They filmed some scenes for Batman Begins last week in one of the north suburbs of Chicago -- scenes involving the Batmobile.

    Next week, they begin filming more scenes from the movie in my building !

    According to the notice we got from the landlord, they're going to do some inside scenes, and some stunts involving helicopters.

  39. Hard Times by Michael_Burton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hard times indeed for Batman. From stately Wayne Manor to a trailer... what a pity.

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  40. Re:Holy APC, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an American, it is Batman's constitutional right to bear arms. You can have his tank when you pry it from his cold dead hands.

  41. touchedmyjunk.com by Commander+Trollco · · Score: 2, Funny

    For once, that link is on-topic, and someone had to beat me to it! :-( Touchedmyjunk is a treasure, my favorite is the "Linus Torvalds" one. Lol.

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  42. Re:SUV by TiMac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, it would look like this

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  43. Get with it! by JasdonLe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those Batmobile pics have been up on that site for months! Turn in your Fan Boy card by noon. That is all.

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  44. WRONG! by JasdonLe · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://catwoman.warnerbos.com/

    That's the official site.

    There's a DC Comics logo at the bottom.

    'Nuff said.

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  45. Incorrect, senior by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060153/

    capt. correction strike again!

    I have heard they will, once again, mistakenly have 2 villians.

    Most batman villians could have enough story and depth to have a movie on there own.

    Hell, I think it would be cool if the begining of each movies dealt with the origins of the villian.
    Two face, how could even the most talentless hack with a mac not right a good movie with him as the sole villian?
    Riddler, not the tv nitwit that Jim Carry seemed to model hisa character, but the solitary really smart and quitly insane riddler could have been great. Done right, the audience could have been lkead to believe it was a different villian, just to find out it was the riddler.

    And lets not forget Calender man! errr..OK forget that 'villian'

    crap, slipped into my Batman rant.

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  46. not a lot of torque at low rpm.... by Hallowed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jet engines are high torque at high rpm, and very low shaft torque as they spool up, compared to reciprocating engines that make peak shaft torque about halfway through their rpm range (for a normal automobile engine). All the output torque in a turbine driven vehicle comes from a big heavy (in relation to the turbine itself) reduction gear box. They don't have a power curve like a reciprocating engine where you can step on the gas and get good acceleration right from the start.

    A good example is the helocopter turbines that they are building motorcycles with (Jay Leno has one). Those bikes start slow, and have pretty constant gentle acceleration, they just keep going faster and Faster and FASTER as engine rpm builds.

    Turbines are excellent in constant speed applications, but to have response and driveability in something like a car it takes a pretty complicated transmission. M1 Abrahms tanks use a continously-variable Allison X-1100-3B hydrokinetic transmission, which is a very complicated fluid-drive unit that uses the turbine to drive a variable-displacement hydraulic pump...the turbine runs at pretty constant rpm on low fuel at low demand (just enough to power itself), but as demand increases, the pump moves more fluid and the engine is fed more fuel. That hydraulic fluid then goes to hydraulic motors that are used to actually power the tracks....when the driver steps on the gas, the engine rpm does not vary a whole lot, but the fluid flow increases to the drive motors.

    The biggest reason to use a turbine instead of a reciprocating engine in an application like a ship or a tank is that turbines will produce the same (after gearing) power in a smaller physical package.

    The one place where turbines may possibly become practical in a car is in hybrids....the wheel motors are driven off of battery voltage, and the turbine turns the alternator to recharge.

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  47. Re:BatMan's SUV by Gunfighter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't tell in the photo because of the angle, but I think this Batmobile looks like it may have a gun rack in the back window, a half-empty pouch of chewing tobacco on the dash, and a bumper sticker that reads something along the lines of "American by birth, Southern by the grace of God". In addition, I'm pretty sure those tires were purchased at Fred's Truk Emporium. You know... the place out by where the old pond used to be before they moved the Super WAL*MART.

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  48. Bad news by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    she's 10.

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    1. Re:Bad news by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry this is /. after all. She's 14 as far as I remember. Don't have my copy to hand. And Batman is fifty five in TDKR, not in his sixties.

  49. Big Tires by serutan · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to keep in mind, Batman built the big-tire version when he was still young, and had a mullet.

  50. What big tires you have, Batman! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Funny
    All I can say is holy big tires, Batman!

    I guess Bruce Wayne can also use the Batmobile to relax by plowing the south 40 after a long night of fighting crime.

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  51. Not wrong by TrentC · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's the official site.

    There's a DC Comics logo at the bottom.

    'Nuff said.


    The reason DC is involved with it is because the producers got the rights to the "Catwoman" name from them. Apparently, that didn't mean they had to follow the continuity of the character.

    I know that on two other occasions, DC gave permission to use names of their characters to other movies. (I can't find an online reference for the second movie, though I remember seeing the acknowledgment in the credits.)

    Jay (=

  52. Batman's sidekick is a girl? by ZoomieDood · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you sure??? It's kinda hard to tell, but you let me know what you think.

  53. Re:Looks good.... I'll plunk down my $10 by Jacer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A: Superman wasn't evil, he was a political tool, used like our soldiers are currently. B: Frank Miller is a god.

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  54. Actually... by Cyno01 · · Score: 4, Informative

    In the pre- Kindom Come mythos, Bruce Wayne and Selena Kyle did have a daughter, Helena Kyle, AKA Huntress. This was the basis for a show on the WB 2 years ago, Birds of Prey. It was pretty good, but they banked on it being a hit like smallville and canned it after only one season.

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    1. Re:Actually... by j-beda · · Score: 5, Informative
      In the pre- Kindom Come mytho...

      That would actually be the pre-"Crisis on Infinite Earths" mythos.

      Back in the day (before 1985/86 - see http://www.sequart.com/crisis.htm) the "DC Universe" was bifrocated into to "main" universes so as to provide some "logical" reason for the fact that many characters had histories streatching from as early as WWII. The "Earth 1" universe had the "modern" superheroes who's careers started ten or twelve years ago, while the "Earth 2" universe had many older heroes who's careers started before WWII. On Earth 2, many of these heroes were retired and had kids or sidekicks who had taken over their hero-identities. Batman/Bruce Wayne had married (and died?) and had had a daughter (Helena Wayne - see http://my.execpc.com/~icicle/THEHUNTRESS.html. Superman had wed Lois Lane and was in semi-retirement, and many others of the "golden age" heroes/JSA were also "old and grey".

      There were many more "earths" to mine for material. Earth-3 had hero and villian roles reversed. Earth-S had the Captain Marvel heroes and others like Spy-Smasher from the Fawcett characters that DC had aquired. There was a world with talking animals that had Hoppy the Marvel Bunny and Captain Carrot and the Zoo crew. There was Earth-Prime that had no superheroes and was where comic books about super heroes were published (supposedly WE are on Earch-Prime). The "Crisis" smushed all of these universes together and re-wrote history to try to simplify it all, and it was stated that there was now only ONE universe.

      The idea of parallel universes is however just too useful to not use, and recent DC stories are revived it with "Hyper-Time" and of course the whole "ElseWorlds" storylines are also in some sense alternative universes. Many DC/Marvel or DC/Other crossovers use the ideas of multiple universes too.

      In the last issues of the Superman comics before the rewrite of Crisis, "Superman# 423 and Action Comics #583, was a story about the future of the non-Crisis Superman's world. http://theages.superman.ws/History/whatever.php. It opens with one of my favourite quotes " This is an imaginary story... Aren't they all? "

    2. Re:Actually... by j-beda · · Score: 2
      Jesus, neither you nor the grandparent have ever seen so much as an erect nipple that wasn't first penciled in, have you?

      I think that my posting would be the "parent" rather than the "grandparent". But maybe you figure I've seen lots of errect nipples, but the person who confused "Crisis" with "Kingdom Come" has existed in a nipple-free (or at least errect nipple-free) zone?

      Just because YOU can't recall anything from the mid 1980's doesn't mean that the rest of us are all brain dead too. Or is you point that you are embarrassed by the fact that you DO rember all this stuff too? Or is it "before your time" or perhaps just too "lowbrow"?

      Some of us are not bothered that we are slightly, or not-so-slighly, geeky. It is interesting that you seem to be.

      Using some sort of a sexual inexperience insult is interesting. I wonder what it indicates about how our (or more probably your) social conditioning is tied up in sexual role modeling? Should the recipient of such a comment indignantly deny such a thing? Why does it matter one way or another? Does the gender or sexual orientation of the recipient of such a comment come into play? How about age?

  55. New Batmobile by enginuitor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy fuel consumption, batman!

  56. direct links by yruf · · Score: 3, Informative

    all links directly to files or streams with 500kbps...

    quicktime .mov or real .rpm or windows media .asx

    enjoy

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  57. Re:SUV by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Informative

    Don't forget the tractors!

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  58. More pictures.. by andr0meda · · Score: 3, Informative


    here

    Looks damn UGLY to me..

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    1. Re:More pictures.. by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's the point. IIRC, the vehicle it's based upon from Dark Knight Returns (as previously mentioned) was generally built as a tank to break into the mutant's underground lair and... well... blow the shit out of them. It was meant to be highly functional, not a symbolic representation of Batman's wang like that horizontal boner from the original series of movies...

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  59. Aronofsky by Prien715 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm really disappointed. I've been waiting and waiting for Batman: Year One directed by Darren Aronofsky (Pi, Requiem for a Dream). If there was anything he'd be able to bring to the film, it would be darkness and originality. Unfortunately the WB didn't like it very much.

    See this site for more details.

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  60. Re:Just what I want, another crap batman by CokoBWare · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's too bad you're boohooing something you haven't seen yet.

    Historically, the Batman movies have gone from great to shit...

    The first "Batman" movie was excellent. Keaton pulled off Batman and Bruce Wayne believably, although Jack Nicholson stole the show (when does he not steal the show?). The second movie was meh... ok... and "Batman Forever" was stupidly named, Val Kilmer was a poor choice, and Jim Carey made the riddler look like a freakshow, not a twisted plotting villian. We can all thank Joel Schumacher and his egotisitcal directing style (and someone who has never obviously read good comic books) for the POS movie "Batman & Robin". It was a hunk of crap. Wtg Joel... you are a master of shit, and that movie proved it. I am ashamed that in my need to collect DVDs of comic book movies that I must buy your hunk of garbage... Fuck you Joel.

    On a lighter note, this trailer for "Batman Begins" looks dark like it should. Christain Bale is fantastic actor (if you haven't, rent American Psycho... sinister movie and brilliant) and he'll pull off the conflicted nature of Batman well.

    Remember, don't judge a movie before you watch it... you might just miss a good flick! I for one will wait until it comes out in theatres and judge it for myself.

  61. Re:BatMan's SUV by Finuvir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Batman doesn't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

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