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The Universal Off Button

jcr13 writes "Wired news is running a story about TV-B-Gone, a new weapon in the fight against the pervasiveness of television in our society. With this device, which takes the form of a keychain fob with a single button, you can turn off virtually any TV set. How does it work? By rolling through all known IR power-off codes, one by one, trying codes from the most popular brands first. Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports: they grab my attention over and over, no matter how hard I try to ignore them, and they distract me from the conversations that I should be having with my human companions. Unfortunately, the TV-B-Gone website seems to have already been swamped by the Wired coverage, so we cannot order these just yet. In the mean time, those of you with DIY proclivities may want to think about wiring one of these up yourself using a PIC chip or other micro-controller." An anonymous reader adds links to mentions at CNET, TV station KESQ and Ananova.

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  1. Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need a Universal On button remote... it'll be like a battle between good and evil, light and dark.

    1. Re:Now by NemosomeN · · Score: 5, Informative

      It sends a "power" signal. In essence, it is a universal on remote. I've never seen anything with a button that turns a tv off but not on (though I have [and own] a vcr that has an on-only button and a on-off button).

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    2. Re:Now by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I used to have one of those digital watches, that had a remote control built in that would control on/off/channel changing on tvs and functions on VCR's. You'd just point the watch at the unit..and cycle through the different codes manually. Once you locked on..the fun began.

      We had more fun one time in a bar...a bunch of us were in there drinking..barmaid came out and we asked that the channel on the main tv be turned to a game. She'd flip the remote...I'd flip the channel back with my watch...she go, I'd go...we'd go through this periodically...she couldn't figure out why the tv was acting so weird. At one point, we had her so confused, we actually got her to take the batteries out of the remote...and try it that way. "Magically" it worked properly..when she'd click a button, I'd do it from my watch.

      I don't think we'd all ever laughed so hard. In the end we tipped the poor girl so much money to make up for it...but, man, that was fun. I think we tipped her near $200 or so...it was worth it.

      But, always was useful...go into a bar...turn the volume how you like it...change the channel to what you want to watch. I need to find that damned thing, get some new batteries and see if it still works.

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    3. Re:Now by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Hey, just simple clean fun in a bar. I forgot to mention at the time most all of us we either servers or bartenders ourselves. Whe showed her what we were doing at the end...and she got a good laugh out of it too.

      Sometimes simple fun is the best...lighten up and bit and let your sense of humor loose...

      :-)

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    4. Re:Now by The+Spoonman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've never seen anything with a button that turns a tv off but not on

      Most modern IR-controlled electronics have discrete On and Off signals, they're just generally not used. Some remotes, such as those from One-For-All support these discrete codes. They're very useful for setting up macros. For example, one of my macros is set to send "On to TV, Input 2 to TV, On to Amp, On to DVD" if I want to watch DVDs. If I used the generic "Power" button, I couldn't use this macro when I was already watching TV because it would turn off the TV and the amp, but turn on the DVD player. In a similar vein, I have a "System Off" macro that sends discrete off signals to every piece of equipment in my rack.

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    5. Re:Now by tbase · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, a good portion of A/V devices have what's called "discrete" on and off codes. Although not on the stock remote, when I got a Phillips Pronto and wanted to set up Macros for my home theatre, it became quickly apparent that I would need to be able to send an "on only" code, otherwise it would turn off a device that was already on. Same with "off"- If I'm watching the TV using the TV tuner, and the DSS receiver isn't on, I don't want it to turn the DSS on when I hit my "All Off" macro.

      Thankfully, it turns out that all my components bar one have discrete codes. It makes programming the remote for ease of use by non-geeks much easier. I just tell the wife and kid that if they hit "All Off" and the stereo is still on, hit it again.

      The article is vague in this respect, but in the closing paragraph it seems to indicate that the remote uses "Power" codes, not discrete "Off" codes.

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    6. Re:Now by IronChef · · Score: 5, Funny

      I did something similar in high school. We were suffering through some Shakespeare movie in the hated English teacher's class. The VCR in use was the same model as my girlfriend at the time owned. I had planned ahead and brought her remote with me. In the dark room it was trivial to make the VCR act up... pausing at random, that kind of thing.

      Mysteriously, the troubles would always clear up as soon as the teacher approached the VCR.

      By the end of the period she was fit to be tied.

      A silly prank, sure, but it still makes me laugh today to think about it. Unlike the waitress mentioned above, Mrs. Dunbridge never got a nice tip either!

    7. Re:Now by IgLou · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think this should have been modded as +1 Evil

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    8. Re:Now by Jeff321 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Another alternate URL: http://cornfieldelectronics.com/

    9. Re:Now by menscher · · Score: 4, Interesting
      A real geek would have done it with an HP-48 calculator.

      Been there, done that. Was useful in the dorms at college. When my roommate was playing his radio too loud, I'd just work out a calculation on my HP-48. White walls reflect the IR signal well, so I didn't even have to turn around to lower his volume a bit.

      Oh, and it was also helpful for controlling the TV in the lobby. Especially when there was something better on a different channel.

    10. Re:Now by Nurgled · · Score: 3, Informative

      My TV has an off button which isn't a toggle. To turn it back on, you simply press a channel number.

    11. Re:Now by menscher · · Score: 2, Funny
      Nah. I learned how to deal with roommates. It's called learning to juggle. If you suck at juggling, but insist on attempting to juggle knives, your roommate will not be home much. (No, I'm not making this up.)

      Besides, it's fun when your roommate sees the volume knob rotating itself.

  2. Don't stop at just a power button by Patik · · Score: 5, Funny
    Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports: they grab my attention over and over, no matter how hard I try to-- *MUTE*

    1. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I lust after a gadget that can disable those car stereos 'what got bump'.
      Actually, that problem could be corrected by an acoustic sensor/camera combination that would detect these idiots on the road and mail them a ticket.
      If they insist on flaunting their stupidity, they should pay dearly for the privilege.

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    2. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by brunson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I want a picture of this "inventor" guy so I can snatch a magazine out of his hands at an airport or crank up a boombox next to his table at a restaurant, thus freeing him to sit in silence and think about his navel.

      Just another example of someone who knows what's good for me better than I do and feels the need to impose his beliefs on me.

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    3. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      such a thing should also be possible on IR equiped, programable cell phones.

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    4. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Mattintosh · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would be much better just to hook those acoustic sensors (along with a motion sensor) up to remotely detonated mines. Place the mines as if they're manholes, notify everyone in the neighborhood to head for cover when they hear a "thump, thump, thump", and watch the 'tards fly.

      Now that's a noise ordnance! (Not the same as an ordinance, btw...)

    5. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and here i thought slashdot was all about "my car, my rules".

      "omg, they're gonna put a blackbox in my car? i have a god given right to drive however i want."

    6. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I personally think this would be very rude. If a place has a television on and I'm not wanting to watch it I wouldn't turn it off for everyone else. I would go somewhere else if it was really that big of a deal.

    7. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by kperson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The ground is rough, but you don't require the whole planet to be covered in leather, you put on shoes. So when in the airport, use earplugs or your own audio source. And simply don't patronize restaurants that have an environment you don't enjoy (noise, smell, lighting, etc). It's quite arrogant to cram your wishes down the throat of everyone else, especially the OWNER of the TV and the establishment!

    8. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by seanmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean like this?

      It's in German, but if the google translation is correct, this device will the brothers many more subtly to the leather, once the elephant leaves the water. Which, of course, goes without saying.

    9. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Hehehe...the Borla exhaust system of my car does this all the time. The engine note is so low it sets off alarms that are set too sensitive. It's not too loud...just very low.

      Amusing thing is...most of the cars I set of just don't look like a car with that much to protect...

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    10. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by |/|/||| · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Just another example of someone who knows what's good for me better than I do and feels the need to impose his beliefs on me.
      Wait a minute, I thought that was the problem that this is supposed to solve...

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    11. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I lust after a gadget that can disable those car stereos 'what got bump'.

      With all of the modding stories I see on /. it surprises me that many /.ers dislike/make fun of people who mod their cars. It's been awhile since I put any large amounts of stereo equipment in someones car, but I always had a good time solving the custom problems that came up.

      It always amuses me to watch one sub-culture make fun of another.

    12. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Skye16 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When my case mod wakes everyone up in a 3 mile radius of where it sits, then your comparison would be correct. Until that time, they're just a bunch of jerk kids waking me up at 2 am >;\

    13. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Cipster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can I get one of those for my wife? I'd pay very well.

    14. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A paintball gun tends to get their attention. Personally I'd love to build a herf gun. I always wanted to lay into the car of one of those jackasses that would stop at the stoplight outside my apartment complex and crank up the bass. I swear I could see my alarm clock shaking. A herf gun would have made all the difference.

    15. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Muad'Dave · · Score: 4, Informative

      Holy Moley! Do not make one of these! An 800W Magnetron into a splash-fed positive gain antenna? This may zap a stereo, but it'll harm people, too (especially the eyes). IF you do the math, 800W of 2450MHz RF into a 15 dBi antenna is 'safe' 47 feet from the antenna (in an uncontrolled environment). Even at 0 dBi (like in a sidelobe) the RF exposure exceeds the uncontrolled limit over 8 feet away.

      I would think a strong RF field in the audio range (somewhere around 8-15 KHz) would cause the stereo to self-destruct without harming people. An equivalent safe distance at 10KHz and a 0 dBi antenna requires a power level of 1.2 MW (!!!) Good luck getting 0 dBi of gain at 10 KHz.

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    16. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with making fun of the actual mods themselves (ok, a rear spoiler on a front wheel drive car is an exception). I personally like some of the cars I've seen.

      What we (me at least) are annoyed about is that the vast majority of the folks who do the modding think that somehow by putting a rear spoiler on a front wheel drive car, adding a 6 billion watt stereo system, thin wheels, a tweaked engine chip and metallic paint makes them think that now they can go out and drive like the idiots we know them to be.

      As far as the whumping is concerned, you want to play your stereo as loud as you want, be my guest. Just don't do down a neighborhood street at 10 at night on weeknight. Go to some abandoned warehouse or drive to some out of the way place and crank it up.

      Don't think that by playing that crappy no rhythm 'music' that somehow you're 1337. You're not. You're just the typical wannabe who has no clue of what you're doing because 99.9% of the time you didn't even do the mods yourself. You paid someone to do it for you.

      As far as making fun of those type, yes I do. Especially in parking lots with speed bumps. While they have to creep over the bumps so they don't crumple their air dams on the front I'm driving around them and over the bump so the traffic jam they are creating doesn't get any larger. And no, I'm not the only one who drives around them.

      If they feel that whumping makes them important then I'm sure they won't mind me driving by their neighborhood at 7 in the morning with my death metal playing at similar levels.

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    17. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by mixmasterjake · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It might be valid to compare modded computers with, say, fancy tire rims. But, the souped-up audio systems impose themselves on everyone - even if you are nowhere near the car. Additionally, for some reason, it ususally seems to occur mostly at 2am.

      Not only that, but, as awesome as the music may sound inside the car, those of us on the outside only hear low-frequency rumble combined with the sound of the car frame shaking. I'm a musician and I love good, loud music. When I want to hear it, I go to a club or crank the stereo in my own home. But, waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of a car stereo system overloaded and distorted is just annoying.

      It's basically just an easy way for a muscle-neck jackass to proclaim "look how rude and annoying I am!" It's a power-trip because they have the ability to go around and create a big scene.

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    18. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by NitroWolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But isn't that just what the guy is trying to avoid by turning off televisions? He wants to sit in a public place and not have the TV blairing at him the whole time.

      Try as I might, I can't think of a single public place that has a TV blaring in it. So what public places have a TV that would be affected by this device? The only public places I can think of a TV being are places with HUGE TV's that are controlled from a control room.

      Every other place I can think of that has a TV that would be affected by this is on private property. I believe you are confusing what constitutes a public place with being "out in public."

      If you don't like the TV's, then DON'T patronize those private properties. Simple as that. Switching off TV's that don't belong to you would probabaly be a misdemeanor in most places, if someone were to really push the issue.

    19. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are you, some kind of black hole that eats fun?

    20. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by pnutjam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or the guy that owns the bar will just cover the IR input with tape.

    21. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by zapp · · Score: 3, Funny

      Agreed, completely. Knowing the route someone takes to work in order to analize traffic patterns is WAY worse than destroying private property because of a personal pet peeve.

      You know folks, if you hate these guys with the stereos so much, why don't you quit hiding behind technology and do what you want anyway - follow then until they park, and slash their tires. Or run them off the road.

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    22. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

      The guy who is selling this thing is first class dick.

      You know, one of those "TV is EE-VIL, I don't watch it and nobody else should either" types.

      Somebody should shove one of his remotes up his ass and stomp him until the TV turns off...

    23. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by foobarb · · Score: 2, Funny

      This page at the microwave your boomer site is even funnier.

      But beware, the Thumpmobile Zapper is a dangerous beast. The full elephant details follow:

      "Now the moment comes, where the elephant leaves the water: Magnetron as to the remaining microwave furnace circuit attach before (use high voltage-firm cable - the Magnetron cooperates over 2000 V!) and SHORT switch on. In the case of correct adjustment the valuable transistors in the bass output stage of the victim will fuse within fractions of a second . In the case of not correct adjustment also engine electronics of the vehicle is destroyed. But you do not want that nevertheless, or? Effects on the brain of the driver are not to be feared after my experiences. But you do not let arrive it better on it, perhaps are with it nevertheless still vestiges of brain cells present: If the victim scharrt afterwards in the sand and shits into the yard, the adjustment was wrong or the dose too high."

    24. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by francisew · · Score: 2, Informative

      The plans on that site are obviously garbage. I agree it'd be really dumb to take apart a microwave oven, and point the Magnetron into a parabolic dish and spray stuff.

      These things can be built to avoid frequencies that living tissue absorbs. Hence, they can be 'relatively harmless' to innocent bystanders. They are extremely efficient at knocking out electronics though.

      Lots of places sell kits and plans. Not that I'd trust them, or build them, without fear of being shocked to death, beaten on by all the people who realize I have destroyed their property, and lighting whatever I plug it into on fire (impedence matching anyone?).

      Such as http://www.plans-kits.com/plans/plans.html

    25. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by ShawnDoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One problem with that line of thinking. The noise from the pipes is being projected BEHIND the Harley. It will do nothing to alert someone in front of you not to pull our or change lanes.

    26. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Fishstick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      EMP mine, and I'm there -- fry their $$$ overpowered vehicular nuisance generator, er car stereo.

      "thump, thump, thu-bzzt"

      No messy shrapnel or bits of bloody pulp, just electronics turned paperweight.

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    27. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I Have a Theory About This: I've been thinking about this far too much, and I have no idea why, but clearly these folks aren't doing most of these things to make their cars faster, because a lot of the stuff you see them doing doesn't gain them speed or horsepower.

      I think they are doing it as a sort of courtship display. Like Bower birds (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/bowerbird/amorous. html) They are displaying to the opposite sex that they have so much disposable income that they can spend it on frivolous things.

      It's like a giant rack of antlers. I mean, what fricking good does that do anyone? Well, basically, it looks cool, at least to the people that you are trying to impress.

      Obviously, these ricer dudes are not doing this for us.

    28. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by DeputySpade · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm sorry, but when I can hear body pannels buzzing before I can hear the actual music I'm not thinking "cool custom mod" I'm thinking "idiot."

      There are very few examples of super loud stereos in cars that are:
      • Installed correctly
      • used appropriately
      • Installed in cars with a value greater than that of the equipment
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    29. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny
      EMP mine, and I'm there -- fry their $$$ overpowered vehicular nuisance generator, er car stereo.
      Then you find out that they spent so much on the stereo that it runs on valves.
    30. Re:Don't stop at just a power button by sporktoast · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back when cable TV first came to Northern Virginia, the service was by Media General (now Cox), and the units were these resonably sophisticated things from Zenith. Among the usual buttons, they had one labeled "Parental Control". I don't know about anybody else, but I could never get it to work on Mom or Dad.

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  3. NFL by brjndr · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and women ruin Sundays for men across the nation.

  4. I can see it now... by hollismb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This might be the next red laser pointer. Built with a good purpose, but annoying as hell for everyone else.

    1. Re:I can see it now... by jxyama · · Score: 2

      or cell phone's walkie talkie function. i'm sick of that nextel beep. it's annoying when used by a few. (or just in their commercials!!) i can't imagine how awful it would be with many more people using it.

    2. Re:I can see it now... by Patik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What good purpose does this device serve? If you don't own a particular TV, and it's not on your property, what right do you have to turn it off?

    3. Re:I can see it now... by gnuLNX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Same reason all those damned red lights should be green when I get to them!

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    4. Re:I can see it now... by |/|/||| · · Score: 2, Funny
      As much as I would like it to be so, I suppose you don't have the right to turn off someone else's TV.

      Nevertheless, I'm happy to see such an invention. Right or not, if I can turn off tvs in my vicinity I'll do it. Think that's obnoxious? Not as obnoxious as a TV flashing in my face.

      One of these, a portable cell phone jammer, and a can of minivan repellent and I'm set.

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    5. Re:I can see it now... by Tehrasha · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah, this thing could be real fun inside a $home_electronics store. ie: BestBuy, CircuitCity, etc..

      -Years- ago, I remember a JVC projection screen TV that had a remote the size of paperback book. From across the store, you could change the channel on every JVC TV in their 'Wall of Television' display.

    6. Re:I can see it now... by moofdaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What good purpose does this device serve? If you don't own a particular TV, and it's not on your property, what right do you have to turn it off? I totaly agree with this. Guess what folks, you are not the only people in the world. Those TVs in Best Buys? Lets think for half a second why they might be on...people who want to buy a TV tend to want to see the quality of it before they purchase it.

      What about the TVs in Cafe's or airports or other random places? Maybe you have a friend to chat to, but what about that lonely person behind you sitting all alone? Maybe she would like to be distracted while she eats her lunch. Maybe the employee at the local video store would like to watch the TV since its slow that night and they don't have much else to do.

      The bottem line is, your not walking around the park and having MTV blaring at you. When you run into these tv's its because the owner of that establishment has decided that for one reason or another they want it there. Sure, you don't have to be subjected to the TV, but your recourse is to leave the establishment, not turn off the TV. Or talk to the manager about it. But you are not the only person that lives in the world, you will not find everything convienent.

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    7. Re:I can see it now... by cft_128 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      'm majorly antispam, but it seems to me that getting junk email and listening to junk from a blaring TV is about the same thing. You own neither TV nor the senders mail server, but you still take action to protect your personal space/inbox.

      Not a good analogy: you own your computer that you use to view the spam and where you install the anti-spam software. You do not own the TV, the property that the TV is on and you share the TV with others that like the 'spam'

      The anti-spam for TV would be blinders and ear plugs. The TV-B-Gone for spam would be a device that let anyone shutdown any SMTP server that was sending them mail they didn't want to receive, regardless of what it is and who else was using the server. Still, a TV-B-Gone would be fun, if not quite ethical.

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    8. Re:I can see it now... by HalfStarted · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it isn't quite the same as spam filtering. When you filter a spam server based on black list you are preventing it from sending you spam... you are not turning it off which would prevent it from sending anyone else spam. Your email in box is on your system, or it is on a system that someone is providing for your use, it is (or should be) your right to allow or block mail from any source you choose.

      Obtrusive TV can come in one of 3 forms: A private TV in a private venue (a TV in a bar for example); A private TV in a public venue (a TV inside a store but pointed out the store window.) A public TV in a public venue (a bit more rare... an example would be TV monitors in subway stations/trains that show train schedule information and news.)

      In the following I will assume that in none of the cases you are the person that owns the TV, venue or is otherwise responsible for the TV or venue.

      1) Private/private: I am sorry, as much as you may not like it, it is no more your right to turn off the TV a bar or restaurant owner has chosen to play than it is to decide who he or she is allowed to have as customers or what items they should have on their menus. It is your right to choose to eat/drink/seek entertainment someplace else though. Just because you do not like it does not mean the proprietor of an establishment must choose to accommodate you. You can ask for it to be turned off and they will choose between your business and the business of the people that enjoy having the TV on.

      2) The Private/Public case is a little more consensus... but in my opinion should be considered in the same light as bills, billboards and placards. Taking it upon yourself to turn of any TV that bothers you is an unfair abridgment of the owners first amendment right. Just because you do not agree with the message or the media it is presented on does not give you the right to suppress it. Part of living in a free society is living with others that wish to enjoy their freedom as well and I am sorry but your "freedom from distracting television" is not as important as others freedom of expression.

      3) The Public/Public case (assuming that it truly is a public/public case): Being a public TV in a public place I would assume that some body acting on behalf of the public interest choose to operate a TV running specific programming. Now, just how is it your right as an individual to override this decision on behalf of everyone else because you do not agree with the message or the media? It is your right to complain to the public body responsible for the set and it's programming so they can weigh the requests for with the complaints against and reach a compromise.

      I just can not see how it can be your right to turn off a TV that you do not own, on property you do not own with out the owners/operators consent. I applaud the motivation, but the execution is flawed. People if it really bothers you make it known, let the manager of the bar or restaurant you are at know that you find TV a distraction and you will choose to go some place else if they insist on playing it... if there is a public TV in a public place you find objectionable submit a complaint to the governing body. Part of living in a society that cherishes freedom though is accepting that there are other views that must be considered and you just may have to live with a public TV in a public space because the majority wants it and unless we throw the right to freely express one's self out the window you will always have to live with the private TV projecting into a public space, live with it, it's part of being free.

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    9. Re:I can see it now... by wanerious · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Thanks, Mom.

      When I'm in the airport, sometimes I *like* to watch CNN to catch up on what's been happening while I sit for 6 hours between connections. I was stranded overnight in Atlanta, and let me tell you, I would have absolutely *gone off* on some sanctimonious jackass turning off the tv I was blearily watching to pass the time after sleeping on the floor the night before. I hope people like you carry around big signs to illustrate your pomposity, so I can clear out before being subjected to what you think I should be doing with my time.

  5. toggle? by kyoorius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wouldn't the remote also turn on all the televisions which were originally off?

    1. Re:toggle? by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Many devices have a toggle IR code that will do as you say. However, most also include descrete codes that will always turn the device off, or leave it off if it already is off. Home theater buffs who purchase advanced remote controls that have macro capabilities use the descrete codes to program an "All Off" button for instance.

    2. Re:toggle? by Feanturi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, the article indicates that it is a power toggle, not specifically an 'off' button. The device is to be appreciated for the 'off' function rather than the 'on' side of it. If it was intended to be used for turning TVs on, you'd obviously want more buttons to do channels and volume. So even though it toggles, having only the one button it makes more sense that you'd just be using it for switching them off.

    3. Re:toggle? by slim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't the remote also turn on all the televisions which were originally off?

      So if you don't fancy physically blocking the IR port, another defeating mechanism would be to have two identical TVs next to each other, one turned on, one turned off...

  6. Free market, people by Gentoo+Fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants

    Then don't eat there. It's not your TV to turn off, and maybe other people want to watch it.

    1. Re:Free market, people by finkployd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you trying to insinuate that the entire world shouldn't conform to my preferences? How un /. of you.

      Finkployd

    2. Re:Free market, people by Derkec · · Score: 2, Funny

      No kidding, next he'll tell me that it's wrong for me to try to uninstall cripple / emacs on other people's computers in an effort to bring vi glory to the world.

    3. Re:Free market, people by Moby+Cock · · Score: 2

      Here, Here. This gadget is for self-righteous and sanctimonious wankers. A TV is a sports bar, really kinda defines the whole atmosphere. And a TV over a bar in a restaurant is useful for the unfortunates who have to eat alone for whatever reason.

      But your point is bang-on. Instead of pissing off people in bars, restaurants or reparture lounges...Stay the fuck at home! You are not welcome.

  7. Suicidal by enforcer999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to die a quick death, try using this gizmo at an Oklahoma sports bar during an OU Sooners football game. You will not live long.

    1. Re:Suicidal by skavj_binsk · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you want to die a quick death, try using this gizmo at an Oklahoma sports bar during an OU Sooners football game. You will not live long.

      On the plus side, at least it's a fast way OUT OF OKLAHOMA. Might be worth it.

  8. who gave you the right? by jxyama · · Score: 4, Insightful
    you might be annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports... but who's giving you the right to turn it off on behalf of everyone?

    if you are in a public place, you cannot turn that TV off as it's not solely yours. if you are in a private place not your own, you cannot turn that TV off as the TV is not yours.

    if you can't manage to turn off the TV in your own home, then you got other problems.

    1. Re:who gave you the right? by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 2
      you might be annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports... but who's giving you the right to turn it off on behalf of everyone?
      I guess I'd phrase it a little differently: who's restricting my right to produce some unregulated IR signals? If people want it on, they can duct tape over the IR window and use the buttons. I suspect the majority of people (as the inventor implied) don't care if the TV is on or off anyway. Should we hold a vote before turning it on (or off)?

      Anyway, it's only a matter of time before there's the "TV B On" for the tubeoholics. Then the "IR remote detectors" and "anti-IR radiation micromissles" and so forth.

      It's all good for the economy.

    2. Re:who gave you the right? by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is slashdot -- we're supposed to know that the tool is not the problem.

      Many times in a former life, I was the only one at a remote gate at O'Hare airport, minimal staff, no other passengers, TV blaring away on "CNN Airport" or whatever. In this situation, it would be nice to be able to turn the thing off without distracting the staff from their real jobs.

      If there are other people, my posession of this device does not automatically oblige me to discourteously deprive them of their TV. It's a tool. It can be abused. Boo hoo. If that happens, punish the abusers.

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  9. Boo hoo for you... by Sc00ter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports: they grab my attention over and over, no matter how hard I try to ignore them, and they distract me from the conversations that I should be having with my human companions. "

    So because you don't have the ability to focus on a person sitting right in front of you and/or you can't go to a different establishment that meets your needs. Those of us that go to such places because we want to watch the TV there have to suffer. Not to mention that I'm sure it annoyes the owner of the establishment because he obviously wants them there.

    1. Re:Boo hoo for you... by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am guessing the murder rate would skyrocket if everyone didn't have the TV on to numb them into a senseless torpor.

  10. one downside... by discontinuity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since TV remotes work on IR, this gadget would require a clean line of sight to the TV IR receiver...

  11. cover the ir hole by i_should_be_working · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when me and my roomates are arguing about what to watch on tv, the least lazy of us just goes up to the tv, turns it to the channel they want, and put a book in front of the ir port thingy. then, unless we want to get up too, we're forced to watch.

    this could be done here as well to circumvent any tv haters

  12. Awesome! by Shoeler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now all we need is the salesman-be-gone, the policeman-be-gone, and the nagging-mother-in-law-be-gone. ^_^

  13. Re:One would hope... by naeger · · Score: 2, Informative

    are pacemakers really powered off by infra-red remote controls???

  14. Wow by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The sheer fucking arrogance of this leaves me almost at a loss for words...

    Almost.

    What business is it of yours to tamper with things that don't belong to you? Other people might want to watch, and it sounds like the submitter has a problem with controlling his own actions if he can't talk with his "human companions" in the proximity of a TV. Television is merely a conduit of information; there is nothing inherently evil about it.

    And it's the height of arrogance and intellectual elitism to think that it's any of your business to turn off TVs that don't belong to you, in public or private places.

    The Wired article talks about "anti-TV activists". For fuck's sake, people...

    1. Re:Wow by Mattintosh · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wouldn't worry about it too much. This thing's about as easy to defeat as a copy-protected CD.

      Just put electrical tape over the IR sensor. Problem solved. Carry on.

    2. Re:Wow by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's all about turning a buck. Do the people who are making this really care how rude it is to turn off someone else's TV? Hell no... these people would probably throw throw their own mother in the trunk, drive her down to the river and toss her in if they could make a few bucks off of it.

      This is the same mentality of those people who mass-marketed laser pointers to kids... yes, the same ones that you aren't supposed to stare directly into, but you know that every kids who gets one, the first thing he's going to do is shine it in his friends' eyes.

  15. Re:One would hope... by Nos. · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't think many pacemakers are IR based.

  16. Now all we need is a ... by iago · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Universal Cell Phone off button.

    Whoever creates a small consumer-oriented cell phone signal jammer should win the Nobel Prize.

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    1. Re:Now all we need is a ... by Shoeler · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except for the fact that it's Illegal, I agree with ya. ;)

    2. Re:Now all we need is a ... by RazzleFrog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't need to turn them off. How about just forcing them to silent/vibrate mode and turning the receiver volume all the way up so that people don't feel inclined to scream into them. I have a long train ride each day and nothing is worse than digital Fur Elise at ear-shattering volume wrenching you out of a caffeine withdrawal snooze.

    3. Re:Now all we need is a ... by Shky · · Score: 3, Funny

      And we need devices to shut people up who talk too loud, or get rid of the fat people that sit beside you on the bus, or people who have coughing fits, or people who don't turn away when they sneeze. We need devices that will shut off the engines of airplanes overheard, because those things are just way too loud. I think we need a device that will get rid of any minor annoyance, then we'll all be happy, right..?

      Who's with me? I sincerely hope nobody..

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    4. Re:Now all we need is a ... by iago · · Score: 3, Funny

      No idea that this comment would get marked 5 Insightful. 70/30 Insightful/Funny. I meant it as a joke. I like this comment the best thus far, so I'll respond to it. I know its illegal to jam cell signals. And thats probably a good idear, but anyone who answers their phone in a movie theater deserves a swift punch in the nads.

      Anyways, here's what I do. I figure that my space is my space so I just join in on a conversation when someone is being overly obnoxious on a phone in a public place.

      Obnoxious Cell phone luser: "Oh my God, Neve, I can't believe he did that to you, did you tell Aurora, Skylar, and Hunter about this?"

      Me: "Yes, I did and after that he went and gave my hamster the clap."

      This typically makes them stop.

      My name is iago. And I wholeheartedly endorse this message. My dog is also a slut.

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    5. Re:Now all we need is a ... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The flaw is that you are taking up the same arrogant stance as the people who created this device. IT IS NOT YOUR DAMN RIGHT TO DECIDE WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT USE. We have laws that determine it.

      If you are really so incapable of using words to get people to turn their cellphone off, then I think there are more serious problems. And please don't assume I'm talking about jammers and such in theaters and the like, thats a whole nother can of worms.

      People do things that annoy other people, it does NOT give you the right to enforce your view on them.

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  17. Don't forget TV Turn-Off Week by mind21_98 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you like being able to turn off any TV you'd like, you'll like TV Turn-off Week. It's going to be held from April 25-May 1, 2005. Personally, the Internet's replaced TV for me; even though there is a TV here I don't really watch it now.

    1. Re:Don't forget TV Turn-Off Week by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it funny that they always select the week before the May Sweeps to be TV turn-off week. Many TV shows put up reruns that week because they're spending that week preparing for their May Sweeps episodes...

      It'd be a much louder message to try to depress the ratings during a sweeps period.

  18. Try it out during the final Sox-Yankees game by geekee · · Score: 5, Funny

    in a crowded bar. You'll make some new friends with this gizmo.

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    1. Re:Try it out during the final Sox-Yankees game by sleepnmojo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even more in prison

  19. All of us was ADD and AADD.......ooh, a shiny! by numbski · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, I TRY to pay attention to my friends, familiy, WIFE, when I'm in a public place with a television. I really do.

    It doesn't matter how horrendous the show that's on is either. If it's there, I zone in on it.

    Finally, an escape!

    --

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  20. Bad idea. by rasteri · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I disapprove of this concept - if you don't like the fact that wherever you are has a TV, go somewhere else. Just because you find it annoying doesn't mean you have the right to turn it off. It's similar to walking into a pub and demanding that everyone stop smoking because you are a non-smoker.

    1. Re:Bad idea. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Hmm, not really, if I walk in to a restraunt and you're smoking I'm going to walk right up to the manager and say, I don't fancy dying of lung cancer caused by passive smoking, either enforce a no-smoking policy or I'm eating elsewhere."

      I actually agree with you. Keep the laws and govt. out of the issue. Let the free market decide about smoking. If a restaurant/bar makes more money allowing smokers in...they'll keep doing it. You as a non-smoker, have the right to go somewhere else. If this hurts the business they will have no smoking policies.

      I'm a former smoker...if I go to a bar, I expect there'll be someone smoking in there. If it starts to bother me, I'll leave. Plain and simple. So, yes...use the power of your dollar to change things like this. Leave legislation out of it...

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  21. but can it be used to turn off by museumpeace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    tv's that are being used as monitors, say with flight info, traffic reports etc.
    OR, if you have a really strong death wish, turn off the Red Sox/ Yankees game at you local bar?
    better hide that little sucker in IR-transparent hiding place and keep you cellphone handy with 1-button 911 service programmed into it if you are going around turning off tvs that other people are watching. I was always warned not to get between a dog and its dinner but I think that goes for humans and there TV's too.

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  22. During the Playoffs by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just as the ball gets hit and everyone goes nuts, so you don't see the outcome. Revenge of the nerds indeed. hopefully this is small enough so you don't get caught

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    1. Re:During the Playoffs by vhold · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is kinda pedantic, but for what it's worth, the article said it takes around a minute for it to transmit all the codes in it's little database, so it's unlikely you'll be able to get the totally desired timing effect to -really- piss everybody off. Also it seems like it'd be pretty hard to use this thing discretely if you have to point it at a TV for half a minute on average.

  23. The nerve of some people... by VE3ECM · · Score: 2, Informative
    Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports: they grab my attention over and over, no matter how hard I try to ignore them, and they distract me from the conversations that I should be having with my human companions.


    Uh, excuse me... who the hell do you think you are that you can walk into someone's place of business, and switch off a piece of property that isn't yours?

    Bottom line: if you're unhappy with the noise levels of TV's where you frequent... ask them nicely to turn it down. You'd be surprised how far a simple 'please' goes these days. A fact that eludes far too many people these days.

    And if that doesn't work: go somewhere else. No one's forcing you to visit their place of business. Talk with your money.

  24. thats kind of offensive by digitalsushi · · Score: 2, Informative

    A small portion of people cannot tune out background noise such as television, but the disruption caused by random outages will disturb the people who DO tune it out. The brain filters out patterns; when patterns change, we notice them. We don't notice the water dripping, but we do when it stops; some of us cannot fall asleep unless there's a stream of white noise such as a fan or waterfall outside. Then there's the issue that people might actually be watching the darned thing in the first place! If I owned a public place, the first time I realized someone was turning off my TVs, I'd just cover the sensors with tape, and make everyone watch whatever I feel like instead, causing more annoyance.

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  25. Do you have some sort of neurological disorder? by NerveGas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports: they grab my attention over and over, no matter how hard I try to ignore them,

    You've got to be kidding me. Whenever I see TVs in places like that, they're always too small, too far away, and too quiet to keep my attention even when I want to watch them.

    If you can't pay attention to a real human right in front of you because of a TV somewhere in the distance, maybe the television isn't the real source of the problem.

    steve

    --
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  26. No, one would hope... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...that people don't think that they have some God-given right to control other people's hardware.

    If there's a TV playing in someone else's bar, restaurant or whatever, what gives you the right to turn it off? If you don't like the TV being on you're always free to take your business elsewhere.

    Some people might politely ask the owner to turn down the volume, switch it off, etc if it really bothered them. This gadget is a cowardly way of avoiding possible disappointment and foisting your opinion on someone else. Score one for mannerless morons.

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    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:No, one would hope... by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Roger that .. agree with all the above. Just because you don't like what's on the tube when you're out in public doesn't give you the right to adjust it in any way. Someone else in the room may be VERY interested in it.

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    2. Re:No, one would hope... by fakeplasticusername · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like what you said, but wanted to add. The rant on the website said something that struck a nerve with me. It said something that I have heard applied to numerous other examples and I think pepole of slashdot might agree with how I feel on this.

      Their little blurb repeated over and over again their self-righteous reason for this little device: Providing a more meaningful life for those that are watching TV. They seem to believe that people watching TV are wasting their lives away in front of the TV when they could be out walking in the park or chatting in a coffee bar or some other "real" activity. I would say, if you like to do these things to occupy your time; great, i won't get in your way, but don't try to fix my life because i would rather play a video game or watch a DVD or watch the news or whatever. I'm glad you found something meaningful in your life, but don't think that your sense of meaning is universal, and don't force me to repent about my personal choices that i find fulfilling and I wouldn't want to give up.

      This is more of the same "I know what is best for you" mentality that i think is the biggest problem with my country. I'm sick to death of people telling me that my escapist pleasure of playing a video game is less valid then their escapist pleasure of watching a sports game, or going to get drunk, or getting high, or whatever. My choices make me happy, otherwise, I wouldn't be doing them.

      *Exhale*

  27. For those who like their TV... by iapetus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've created a device to counter this anti-social and selfish TV-deactivator. And what's more, it's easier and cheaper to construct. Just curl the fingers of your right hand into a tight roll, tucking the tips in towards the palm, and use this device to strike a sharp blow to the arrogant fool who thinks he has the right to mess with your expensive consumer hardware.

    Patent is, of course, pending, but I'll be offering a free license for use in this sort of situation.

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  28. Why the hardware? Palm, etc... by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There are so many IR-capable palm devices out there that if the guy making it really wanted to have an impact on the world, all he'd need to do is develop a software app and offer it for free. Anyone? Anyone?

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  29. Don't forget .... by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Troll-be-gone
    FP-be-gone
    In-Soviet-Russia-be-gone
    Microsoft-anything-sucks-open-source-everything-ro cks-be-gone
    Cowboy-Neal-be-gone

    1. Re:Don't forget .... by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

      These devices exist already ...in Japan!

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  30. Discrete on/off codes... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They're pretty rare. I have at most one device at home that MIGHT support discrete on/off codes (my old Sharp XG-E660U LCD projector), but I'm not sure since I don't have the remote, and attempting to use remote definitions for other Sharp projectors gets minimal functionality at most.

    With your typical consumer-grade TV sets, the only power code is a toggle. So this device is as likely to turn TVs ON as it is to turn them off.

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    1. Re:Discrete on/off codes... by MacBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Virtually all TVs (and other popular devices like VCRs, DVD players, etc.) have discrete on/off codes. The original remote sure doesn't have the corresponding buttons, but that does not prevent the device from responding to the code if it receives it. The only device that I own that doesn't have the capability to use discrete on/off is my Panasonic VCR.

  31. How about a Button to Turn Off People by syntap · · Score: 3, Funny

    And their cell phones. And not as noisy as a machine gun.

  32. Duct Tape over the receiver.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there anything duct tape can't do?

    1. Re:Duct Tape over the receiver.... by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Funny
      Is there anything duct tape can't do?
      Duct tape can't mount a full-sized ATX case on your wall and keep it there for very long.

      Trust me on this one.
      --
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  33. This is the height of pathetic victim mentality by scotay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports: they grab my attention over and over, no matter how hard I try to ignore them, and they distract me from the conversations that I should be having with my human companions.

    No technology will ever substitute for lack of an internal moral compass (and by moral I include my atheist self - this is not a religious argument). You are in TOTAL control of what you perceive and your reaction to what you perceive. America (I assume the author is a member of the growing American victim class) has become a bunch of spineless victims that can't live in a world unless it caters to their total lack of impulse control. From the drug war, to the growing food war, to all the "for the children" arguments, this type of thinking is scary, and gives cause for more government control of every aspect of our lives. We need to grow some balls and stop playing the victim at EVERY opportunity.

  34. DMCA by leerpm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In related news, Sony will soon announce that all new TV models will use an encrypted signal to communicate between the remote and the box. Any third-party devices that attempt to imitate such remotes will be considered violations of the DMCA and thus be illegal to possess or manufacture.

    .. And thus begins the demise of the universal remote.

    1. Re:DMCA by jpetts · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, but the garage door has already been shut on this possibility.

      Basically, a company called Chamberlain was suing another company called Skylink for building a "universal" door opener that operated with Chamberlain's products. Chamberlain cited the DMCA, but the case was thrown out on appeal.

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    2. Re:DMCA by cft_128 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      IR is so totally hackable. You'd just make the "Universal Remote" record the IR strobe sequences for each button and then play them back. And that technique works even if they make a different remote for each individual television.

      That assumes that two way communication is not enabled with the remote, like the rolling codes that car alarms use. Two way communication would actually be handy, think about PVRs sending state information to the remote so it can reconfigure its buttons or be an auxiliary display.

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  35. Truly universal... by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 2, Funny

    The truly universal "off button" is that big 100-amp (or more) main breaker. I guarantee it'll work. Hehe.

    Seriously though ... in order to avoid incurring the wrath of the society zombies among you who actually want to watch the megacrap that is today's television programming, I would suggest that this device should be subtly embedded in a baseball cap or something, and set to transmit every minute or so. That way you can turn televisions off just by looking at them, while your "alibi hand" is firmly grasping your "alibi beer" or something. :)

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  36. Can already do this with a TiVo remote by Arcady13 · · Score: 2, Informative
    The remote control that came with my DirecTV DVR (TiVo powered) can run through all the TV power codes to help you find the code for your TV set.

    (Instructions: Hold the DTV button and TV power button together for 5 seconds, then enter 0999. To search the codes press the channel up button, wait 2 or 3 seconds, and repeat until the TV turns off.)

    It's probably not as discreet as this thing, but it is something you could have been doing for quite a while now.

  37. How about Max Volume? by TrentL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hit a button, and the TV's suddenly ramp up their volume to the max. THAT'S a hack.

  38. Re think this by finkployd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you do not have the balls to walk up and turn off a TV that other people are watching in a public place, perhaps you shouldn't turn it off at all. Either stand up for what you believe in (no matter how arrogant), or just learn to live with other people and their preferences. Don't be a coward.

  39. OT Remote story... by el-spectre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back when I was 18 and worked at RadioShack in the mall, there was a TV store across the way. This place had like 50 TVs running, most on mute, all day long. They went off at night.

    My manager liked to take one of our universal remotes, and after hours turn the volume WAAAAAAAY up, then turn off the TV. He did this to all that his universal remote would reach.

    The poor TV store manager (who was a friend of my manager) would come in, hit the 'on' button on HIS special remote and get blasted out the front door...

    Fun with consumer electronics :)

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    "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    1. Re:OT Remote story... by DrewCapu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did the same thing back in junior high school. I noticed that the tv our class often got was the same exact model I had at home. My ploy was two-step. First I'd change the channel to something really far from channel 3. The TV itself only had Power / Channel Up & Down / Volumne Up & Down controls so if you put it somewhere in the 40s, they'd have a ton of channels to go through to get back to 3. The next step was to do a combination of channel up/volume up/channel down/volume up to my heart's delight and then switch it off. If you did it right the volume would go up, but you wouldn't hear it... Until it was first turned on again :)

      Of course I did it while the teacher was occupied with another student.

      I was always curious which class got the tv next :D

  40. Target Market by ebuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most people (submitter perhaps withstanding) really wouldn't use this outside of perhaps their home.

    This smacks of a novelty item / gag gift, I mean you won't take it to your bar, because if you really wanted that TV off, you'd ask the manager or leave. Only the most die hard axxholes would consider acting out the scenario presented, and few of those would have the stomach to do it twice, or make a regular occurance out of it.

    Let's face it, we already know who would abuse this device, they're the same ones that are yelling at the manager / barkeep all the time, but don't have the common sense to stop coming to their "favorite resturant / bar".

    A piece of tape will solve the TV problems, and then they'll be back to ridiculous statements of infringement of their personal space / hearing when visiting a public place.

  41. You can do this with.. by Paralizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your iPod or PDA. Slashdot had a story on it a while back here http://apple.slashdot.org/apple/04/07/27/1528218.s html?tid=176&tid=137&tid=159&tid=218.

  42. Waste of money... by Zerbey · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't think I've ever been in a public place with a TV on in the background and it bother me so much I want to turn it off. I avoid places that have loud music/TV's anyway. Much less antisocial than pissing off a bunch of people :)

    Now, if they could invent a zapper that would kill the cell phone of the idiots who think they can drive and use one at the same time I'd be happy.

  43. Re:It isn't yours by hb253 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Several people have said this, but the reality is one of the uses for human vision is self-preservation. Our vision is very good at detecting movement (say, from a predator), even in peripheral vision. A TV with flashing images is distracting no matter how you try to ignore it - it's simply an adaptation.

    I don't agree that someone should go out and turn off TV's willy-nilly, but I can understand the poster when he says it's distracting.

    And honestly, does anybody REALLY watch TV when they go to a restaurant? Is the volume ever loud enough to hear anything anyway? Doesn't watching TV as you eat with friends/family reach the same level of rudeness as talking on a cellphone rather than talking with your dining companions?

    Sports bars don't count, people go there specifically to watch games and be around other sports nuts.

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  44. Better yet by Exmet+Paff+Daxx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steal his iPod. Tell him it's for his own good.

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  45. Amusing by HeghmoH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here we have an incredibly insecure electronics device. It listens on a common EM frequency band and willingly turns itself off whenever a sequence of simple codes is received. When someone finally exploits this gaping security hole, aren't we supposed to blame the people who made the security hole? After all, problems in Windows are Microsoft's fault. Why is this the fault of the device's creator, and not the fault of the TV manufacturers?

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  46. Vandalism by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you go around turning off others TV's just because 'it annoys me' then you are nothing better than a common vandal and are committing a crime.

    If the TV in a restaurant bothers you, DON'T GO TO THAT DAMNED RESTAURANT.. problem solved. The world doesn't revolve around your sorry ass.

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  47. You're missing an important distinction: by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Loud/fast cars impose themselves on everyone around them. What computer modders do in the privacy of their own mother's basement does not interfere with other people's lives.

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  48. Great translation quote by AgentPhunk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here's a quick blurb from the google-translated version of the aforementioned site. Gotta love the mix of english, german, and onomatapeia.

    They made it straight with Pilsette and Ziggies on your Terasse comfortably, disturbed themselves in the afternoon there the peace of the late by dull/musty rumbling and Grummeln: The regular Umm Umm Umm Umm Umm increases slowly to a kakophonischen Umm Tss Umm Tss Umm Tss Umm Tschicki Umm Tss Umm Tss Umm Tss, under from the exerted Troeten of a aufgemotzten small car engine

    1. Re:Great translation quote by CreatureComfort · · Score: 3, Funny



      *AARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*

      Funny, I always have that reaction to Vogon Poetry.

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  49. RCA and GE by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've never seen anything with a button that turns a tv off but not on

    Remote controls supplied with RCA and GE televisions and VCRs will often have a separate button for "on", which also selects the device for further button presses, and "off".

  50. Ahh, the digital watch/remote control :) by celerityfm · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember when these first came out-- kids in my school were using them to turn on/off the televisions in the classroom at inopportune times.

    I can only imagine what kind of trouble kids will get into with one of THESE in their hands :) It takes no skill, just point and shoot!

    Here's one of those watches for your personal enjoyment :)

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    1. Re:Ahh, the digital watch/remote control :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We actually had one of my teachers convinced there was a ghost in the room because of one of these one day! And the "over-emotional" girl in the class was freaking out. It was great.

  51. Re:Discrete IR codes by cdrudge · · Score: 2, Informative

    My $500 Sony Wega has discrete codes...and it's definitely not high end. My wife's college $75 Daewoo TV had discrete codes, and it's definitely not high end. My satellite receiver has discrete codes...

  52. Another great translation by mypalmike · · Score: 3, Funny

    "If the victim scharrt afterwards in the sand and shits into the yard, the adjustment was wrong or the dose too high."

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  53. Unfortunately... by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the point of this device is that you AREN'T free to take your business elsewhere because televisions in every kind of public place and private establishment have become ubiquitous.

    It does seem to be a manifestation of the typical geek "we have the technological power, so we don't have to explain ourselves to you plebians" arrogance, though.

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    1. Re:Unfortunately... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course you're free to take your business elsewhere: nobody's forcing you to be in a bar that has a TV on.

      And so what if TV's are in every bar? Does that give you the right to demand a TV-less bar? How about if we're talking about men with tattoos instead of TVs? Do you have a right to walk into a bar and it not have anyone with a tattoo in it?

      Or what if the only bar that has no TV is on the other side of town? Does not wanting to make the trip there and back give you an excuse to be an asshole and turn off the TV in the bar down your street even when the owner and the majority of the patrons want it on?

      Jeez, the sheer gall of expecting to get things your way all the time is just incredible. Either learn to accept that living in a democracy means that sometimes things don't go your own way or go start a dictatorship.

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  54. Agggghhhh...I know you mean.. by cubicleman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm standing outside my mailbox yesterday and this punk-ass in a Hyundai rolls up with hip hop blaring out loudly, with his crappy cheap speakers overwhelmed by the bass... I'd love to have had an Uzi or Ak then and there and wiped him out..

  55. Re:I'll push your buttons. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You and the airport do not have a right to bomb me with adverts from some crappy TV.

    What gives you the idea that you have a right to peace and quiet when you're in a place of public accomodation? That's simply ludicrous.

    Don't like going to restaurants that have TVs blaring in the corner? Try going somewhere classier than a sports bar for once. You don't have the right to decide what everyone else is or isn't allowed to watch while they eat.

  56. Re:I'll push your buttons. by NitroWolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your right to swing your arm ends where my nose begins. Don't believe me? Come on over some day and I'll punch you in the nose. You and the airport do not have a right to bomb me with adverts from some crappy TV. I'm sick of it and I'll be getting one of these devices so that I can contemplate whatever I like while you go into some kind of broadcast stupidity withdrawal.

    WTH? Are you that stupid, or are you trolling? The airport certainly DOES have the right to bombard you with ads, if they so choose. Don't like it? DON'T GO TO THE AIRPORT. You have NO right to turn off TV's that don't belong to you. Don't believe me? Come over to my house and try to turn off the TV and I'll beat your ass with a baseball bat, all the while laughing like a pirate at your incredible lack of hubris and blatant stupdity.

    I'm sick of people like you, who think their way is the right way. I leave people like you alone to do whatever they wish to do, so long as it doesn't affect me. Why the hell can't you provide the same courtsey?

  57. Look at me! I can make noise! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish the cops in most towns actually did something about it. The problem is that most police depts. don't have the pricey decibel meters they need to see if legally a violation has taken place. The other problem is what do you do about the a-holes who ride modified Harleys (or cars with "boomer" exhausts) and just pass through town occasionally. You may get it every day but it isn't the same people necessarily. The only way to fight that is with automated ticketing cameras or noise traps.

    There really is no excuse for massive car stereos on the road anyway. They obviously are there to be inflicted on bystanders since they are far louder than anyone could possibly need in the car. I've had my stomach thudded in closed concrete buildings from passing cars with these stereos. If most of the owners can't use them responsibly then they need to be taken off the road.

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  58. You don't have to watch by GQuon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember the lame excuse that TV companies/Hollywood put out whenever they make something offensive? I never thought I would reguritate it and actually mean it: You don't have to watch!
    I know that the effect of a TV screen may seem hypnothic to you, but other people are actually able to ignore it.
    And you could ask the staff to turn it off.

    If I happen to sit in a waiting room at the DMV, you know where I have no alternative but to go to get my driver's license, and take particular offence at your misproportioned face, am I then allowed to put a big brown paper bag over your head? By your standard, I am. (Not touching your nose.)

    On the flipside, I wouldn't agree to a ban to paper bags, since they have a legitimate use besides hiding your CRT-tanned face. There could be a use for them for an airport that wants to save electrcity and have several different makes of TV. Give the security guard one of these and let him shut down those advertising-emmitting heaters on his first night round.

    what gives them the right to overrule the vast majority of people there, other than some stupid social standard that TV is GOD?
    Right of ownership, common law, US code, perhaps the FCC, any sane ethical standard.

    Duct tapes ready.

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  59. Flawed argument by siskbc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You and the airport do not have a right to bomb me with adverts from some crappy TV

    Yes they do. It's their damned airport. Don't like it? Try another airport. Can't find one to accomodate your needs? Don't fly.

    I'm familiar with the classical "rights of man" argument you're making, but you're twisting it. You seem to believe that everyone, everywhere, in any place you could possibly go, is required to accomodate you to prevent you from being annoyed. Hate to tell you, but that is not the way the world works - nor should it. I'd certainly hate to live my life in a way that could never simply annoy anyone.

    In this specific instance, more people are entertained - or at least have their boredom reduced - by the TVs than people are annoyed by them, or else they wouldn't be there. Contrary to what you seem to believe, you *aren't* more important than other people.

    People in TV induced comas are known for their lack of situational awareness.

    Ah, the classic condescending "you watch TV so I'm smarter than you argument." Hate to burst your bubble, but lots of extremely intelligent people watch TV. And a lot of people of meager intelligence avoid TV because they think it makes them appear smarter. To paraphrase "A Fish Called Wanda" - a movie, no less - an monkey can read Plato, he just won't understand it. Self-affected intellectual elitism shouldn't be confused for intelligence.

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    1. Re:Flawed argument by jeif1k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes they do. It's their damned airport. Don't like it? Try another airport. Can't find one to accomodate your needs? Don't fly.

      Airports are not completely private businesses; usually, they have received and continue to receive lots of public support, both in money and in kind. They have received that with the understanding that they provide everybody with good service. They can't just decide to do things that keep away a significant fraction of their customers.

      Even if they were completely private businesses, there are still lots of things they cannot do. For example, even if you are the owner of a restaurant, you still may not be permitted to smoke on your premises during business hours.

  60. Re:I'll push your buttons. by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nice troll. I'd love to see you break my boom box into pieces. You internet tough guys are about the most pathetic fucking thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. Your posturing is such a waste of effort - I've yet to meet anyone who's intimidated by words on their monitor. Nice try, though.

    Your opinions are vastly idiotic, but I'm pretty sure you're just making them up as you go anyway.

    Whoever modded you insightful should be shot.

  61. TV isn't a right by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "What about the TVs in Cafe's or airports or other random places?"

    Funny, I don't remember anyone asking me in the airport, where I'm forced to wait, if I wanted to listen to the TV blasting. There are so many ways to get the news that having it force fed to me isn't necessary. The last thing I need to hear about after standing in line for security for an hour and having risked my life in the drive to get there is, for example, how some kids got horribly killed somewhere.

    They should do what I saw in a gym once, broadcast the sound portion over a radio frequency so people with radios could listen to it and those who didn't want to hear it weren't forced to. I assume if you can afford a plane ticket you can afford a cheap pocket radio and headphones.

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    1. Re:TV isn't a right by osobear · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...in the airport, where I'm forced to wait...

      No, you're really not. If the freakin' TVs are such a huge problem for you then don't go to the airport: don't fly! No one is forcing you to go to an airport.

      If you say that your employer is, then get a new job! If your friends do, get new friends! Yes, this is all way too extreme over a few TVs but if they bother you THAT MUCH then maybe drastic life changes are needed. Or maybe just see a therapist.

  62. TV Remote Control Watch by santos_douglas · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This reminds me of a product I thought was cool in a geeky sort of way, a TV Remote Control Watch like this Quemex. It lets you control volume and channel. I don't know if it's as universal as the device listed in TFA, but someone could easily devise one. It's sold to the super lazy couch potato who's doens't even want to reach to the coffee table for the remote, but I always thought it would be pretty cool to have on those rare occassions when you're stuck in a waiting room or something with a TV stuck on QVC or something.

    I surprised at the posters getting all upset about this type of device. Yes it would be rude to mess with people in a crowded place like a bar or whatever if its obvious they're watching it. But how is an open IR receiver any different from say an open WAP? It's their fault if they didn't think about the possibility of someone using it in a way they didn't envision.

  63. Where the hell did these "rights" come from? by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Last I checked, there was nothing in the Bill of Rights that said "We have the right to have silence in public and other people's private places."

    TVs in the airport? Maybe people want to know what the weather's going to be like at thier destination. Maybe that guy who just spent 4 hours staring at the back of a seat would like to watch a game for an hour before spending another 6 viewing the threadcount of a headrest.

    TV at your local restraunt? Noone forced you to be there, if you don't like it, ask to be moved away from it or go somewhere else.

    TVs in stores? It helps to actually see a fully warmed up picture when viewing a TV. Besides, doesn't a TV turned on seem much more appealing than one turned off? If you wanted to view a TV turned off wouldn't you just get a cabinet?

    Just as I don't have the right to take that cell phone and shove it up your arse, you don't have the right to turn off someone elses TVs.

    Oh, and malls, airports, and restraunts are NOT public property. If you want public property to dispense your own brand of vigelante justice, the BLM land is usually well marked on topo maps. Go there and tell the crickets to shut the hell up. They might care.

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  64. Re:He...He...Hee...HERF Gun. by Lurkingrue · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stops TVs, Thumpmobiles, Watches, Pacemakers...

    I somehow doubt there's many pacemaker-users who'd be the "target audience" of this item...

  65. Re:I'll push your buttons. by kelnos · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You and the airport do not have a right to bomb me with adverts from some crappy TV. I'm sick of it and I'll be getting one of these devices so that I can contemplate whatever I like while you go into some kind of broadcast stupidity withdrawal.
    I strongly disagree with this. Perhaps the airlines at the aiport offering lower fares because they're being paid to show advertising on TVs around the airport? I agree that random people sitting around don't have the right to be playing loud music, or their own loud TV, but the airport itself has _every_ right to play music, or have TVs on. They own the space, and they decide what goes on in it. If you don't like it, either complain, or use a different airport.

    The TV doesn't belong to you. Others may be watching it; what gives you the right to disturb that? If you're annoyed by it, try to find a place to sit such that it isn't a problem, or do the right thing and complain to someone at the information desk about it. Will it cause change? Well, probably not, because a random person complaining every now and again shouldn't cause change. If the vast majority of people are fine with the TVs on (in most of the airports i've been in, they usually have news broadcasts on, which I don't mind, and often like to watch), then they should stay on. Period. You have no right to impose your will on others in a public place, or a private place owned and operated by someone else.

    In my experience, I have no problem tuning out airport TVs in order to sit and read a book. If you can't handle that, perhaps that's your problem?

    Having said all that, I do agree that we in the U.S. watch way too much mindless TV. But pissing people off isn't the way to solve that problem. It's only a way to show how childish and immature you are.
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  66. Librarian Annoyer becomes TV DoS device by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in the stone age (ie, early 80s) one of the electronics projects in our class was a "librarian annoyer" -- a small circuit that would run for a long time on a 9v battery and would periodically emit a shrill noise for a brief time and then go silent again. The idea was to put it in a hollowed out book in the library and the librarian would go nuts trying to find the source of the noise.

    Why not combine this concept with the TV turner-offer? A small device that would periodically emit all the OFF IR codes for TVs. Make it unobtrusive enough that it could be stuck someplace where it wouldn't be seen, or camouflaged as something that belonged on the wall (many places have rectangular thermostat sensors all over -- small metal rectangle with no controls).

    With the right power source and camouflage, you could really have some fun. It may also be interesting to not just send OFF codes, but to send random channel or input codes, mutes, volume up/down commands and so on.

    A single IR command might be simpler to implement, but it'd still be a blast.

    1. Re:Librarian Annoyer becomes TV DoS device by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Funny

      A friend of mine built a circuit that sounded exactly like a slow, periodic drip of water. Hidden near somebody's cubicle, it was almost impossible to find by ear, because of the long pause between drips. His victim hid a dead fish in his file cabinet, which was pretty effective revenge.

  67. That's how WOZ got started.. by icecow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's how WOZ of Apple got started :)

    He made a TV signal scrambler and tricked other people in the room into posing strange ways to get tv signal.

    Turned passive TV watching into an external social event.

    dumb maybe. couldn't resist writing it out

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  68. Speaking of Airports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This tool could potentially be used to turn off the airports monitors/tv's displaying flight information - chaos and delay flights would quickly follow. But, I'm sure the airports have already taped over the receiving remote sensor, right? (I doubt it too).

  69. The TV OWNS the room by Sir+Holo · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Unfortunately, in our society, the rule is that The TV owns the room.

    If I read the paper, I don't bother anyone. If I listen to my iPod, I don't bother anyone. Conversation, eating, etc.. But TV is different. If just ONE person in a crowded room wants to see the TV, then they can have it on. Loud. And you're a jerk if you turn it down/off. Doesn't matter if someone was sitting right in front of the "off" TV prior.

    And marketers exploit this, e.g. in airports, where you can't hide from the things.

    The rule needs to change.

  70. Re:SMOKING BANS ARE GOOD! by Kombat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know some waitresses and bartenders and *NOT ONE* of them has ever complained about smoke in bars.

    Here's one in my own city. Heather Cross, a waitress in Ottawa for 40 years, never smoked a day in her life, was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer due to second-hand smoke from her workplace.

    It's 2004, for crying out loud! We know tobacco smoke causes cancer. Why are we still making excuses for it? Why are we still permitting it to be forced on people just trying to do their job? In 1000 years, society will look back on this point in history and ask, "What in the hell were they thinking? They knew it was bad, why did everyone still tolerate it? Why did people still smoke?"

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  71. The "Me" Button by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Personally, I am terribly annoyed by TVs in restaurants and airports: they grab my attention over and over, no matter how hard I try to ignore them, and they distract me from the conversations that I should be having with my human companions."

    Sooooo... That's the menatility that says it's use ok? Personally, I'm getting tired of this movement that insists it's OK to deprive people and business operating in public places to electronic convinences just because it annoys you. Keep in mind this is the mentality that gives somebodyelse the right to kick your ass because you're annoying them just for looking funny, let alone turning off the convinece they're paying for. I'll give you the fact that there are some places that those convinences shouldn't be used, but TVs? Everyplace there's a TV is at the discretion of the owners who most likely have them there because people appreciate them to some degree or another.

    Honestly, if you can't pay attention to your friends in competition with a TV, that's a problem an off button won't solve.

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  72. Reare Spoiler on Front Wheel Drive by IBitOBear · · Score: 4, Informative

    [Aside: I ma not a car kid, and don't advocate "thump thump thump" but...]

    A rear spoiler on a front wheel drive car still makes sense, it possibley makse *more* sense. It *is* classically (mis)understood that the down-force provided by a spoiler is to improve traction of "the drive wheels" to improve power delivery and prevent high-speed power skids.

    In point of fact, the typical modern car, is effectively a marginal lifting body (look it up, the air passing over the car goes further/faster and so the air passing under the car generates some lift). The name "spoiler" come from the fact that the airfoil "spoils" that lift.

    In all front-engine cars the front doesn't need a spoiler because the engine weight is sufficent to the task of maintainting contact. The back end is left to kite around.

    In a front wheel drive car, that lift is still present, and even if those rear wheels are not doing anything to make the car go faster, they *are* important to keeping the car under control. If you don't beleive you need the back end to control your movements, I recommend having a rear tire seize-up on you some time. It can be _very_ enlightening... 8-)

    In fact, in a front wheel drive car, there is so _little_ weight in the back that the tendency to "lose the back end" while cornering at speed is rather increased. A rear spoiler combats that lack of weight and improves the manuverability of the speeding car.

    So don't laugh. The rear spoiler is actually slightly *more* important on a front wheel drive car.

    With a rear-wheel drive car it helps you accelerate when you are already going fast. With a front wheel drive car, it keeps you from experiencing a catstrophic loss of control at high speed.

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    1. Re:Reare Spoiler on Front Wheel Drive by zaffir · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact, in a front wheel drive car, there is so _little_ weight in the back that the tendency to "lose the back end" while cornering at speed is rather increased. A rear spoiler combats that lack of weight and improves the manuverability of the speeding car.

      Incorrect. The only time your rear end will break loose in a corner in a normal FWD car is if you are braking as you begin the turn, moving all weight from the rear wheels and loading up the front outside tire. If that happens you need driving lessons, not a spoiler. In a situation like that, you just get on the gas and you'll put a stop to your oversteer right-quick.

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    2. Re:Reare Spoiler on Front Wheel Drive by pchan- · · Score: 2, Informative

      you're new to driving, aren't you?

      in a rear-wheel drive car (especially a powerful one), when you turn fast, your car tends to oversteer (towards losing the back end) when you step on the gas. the spoiler helps you with traction to the rear wheels to keep the back end in line.
      on a front-wheel drive car, the car understeers when you step on the gas. having the back end want to come out a little when you're turning would actually help you make faster turns! the spoiler reduces this tendency, effectively reducing your cornering ability. the larger size rear wheels that you mentioned add weight to the rear of the car, again making up for the oversteer tendencies. a spoiler will not accomplish this.

      there's nothing more funny than a civic with a giant wing on the back. it's a clear way to identify that the owner is, in fact, an idiot.

  73. Something you can do right now... by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I certainly loathe televisions on in restaurants. They're becoming pervasive in mid-level restaurants; apparently as a society we're too stupid to have a peaceful dinner chatting without companions. I say this as a Tivo loving TV addict. I like TV, but can do without the constant bombardment (especially since the televisions in restaurants are usually showing crap I have no interest in). It's one thing for a sports bar to have televisions, another for a 10 table restaurant charging $15 a plate for dinner with only a token bar area to have 8 televisions.

    Thus, I'll admit a certain appeal to such a device.

    But I have to be honest, it's the wrong solution. The restaurant in question wants the television to be there. The real solution is to let the restaurant know that you like the restaurant, you like the food, but you don't like the televisions. Ask to have the ones in your line of sight turned off (especially if the screens in question are obviously unused. Do you really need 5 TVs on when there are only two tables of guests?). Suggest that you'd like the number of televisions reduced. Suggest having seating out of the line of sight of the screens.

    Regrettably much like smoking this is a situation where restaurants have incentive to cater to a sub-market. The larger market is willing to suffer something they dislike but the smaller market demands it. You can legislate smoking (especially given the health impacts on employees), but you'd be hard pressed to do so for televisions. Do what you can to encourage your local restaurants to reduce or remove the screens and patronise those that try to serve you.

    So even if it becomes available I resist buying such a device. Much like my dreamed of car-audio-disabler to turn off steroes in cars that go BOOM-BOOM-BOOM down my residential neighborhood at 3AM, vigilante justice is the wrong answer.

  74. Re:I'll push your buttons. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There was a time when the lowest common denominator of social behaviour was to be unimposing on the people around you. You would be polite and courteous to those around you.

    Now the lowest common denominator of social behaviour is to be tolerant, no matter how horrible the people around you are. We all must tolerate them and not interfere with the activities of those around us. From screaming children, screaming adults, overwhelming perfumes, body odour, aggressive dogs, swearing, public harassment of hapless victims around them, loud stereos, late night parties, we must tolerate them.

    The result is that the greatest asshole reaps the greatest bennefit. The people who do not value peace and quiet are never for want. Those who do not like it, have to distance themselves from the greatest assholes, leaving public spaces full of the most horrible people immaginable.

    If somebody asked me to turn off a T.V. in a public place, I would be embarassed that I was disturbing them and I would turn it down or off right away. It's a public space after all, not my living room.

  75. how so? by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm merely broadcasting RF signals. If the TV owner doesn't wish to accept "turn off" signals from any arbitrary passerby, he ought to have a TV that only accepts authorized signals. Since he accepts all signals, I assume he intends anyone with a remote to be able to control the TV!

  76. Re:I'll push your buttons. by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are so many posts saying the same thing --- "What gives you the right?" I'll just pick yours ;)

    First of all, you are correct. No one has "the right" to turn off someone else's T.V. set. Just like no one has "the right" to bring their dog to the park to take a shit and leave the mess, along with 50 other pet owners. But it happens all the same.

    No one gives inconsiderate cell-phone users "the right" to yap on it in the library where I'm reading a book. But it happens all the same.

    No one gives people "the right" to break bottles and leave shards of glass strewn all over the beach. But it happens all the same.

    Need I go on? This talk of "rights" is pointless. It's all about whose ox is being gored. I also am frustrated with the growing level of rudeness, noise, and inconsideration I encounter from hour to hour. If I can use some type of hidden device to, how shall I say it, "get even", then so be it. Sure I don't have "the right" --- but so what? If everyone else can have their "entertainment", then so can I.

    Incidentally, as regards your comment about what the vast majority are fine with --- the vast majority are probably fine with smoking marijuana and driving 90 m.p.h. on the highway. But just let the cops catch you doing it.

  77. 850+ comments ... by Simulant · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...of righteous indignation over televisions being turned off.

    We are well and truly fucked folks.

  78. You need to visit the wrong airport to understand. by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you're annoyed by it, try to find a place to sit such that it isn't a problem ... If you can't [tune the TV out], perhaps that's your problem?

    There are some airports where there is no place to escape. The whole reason the TVs are there is because some marketing genius thought they had a "captive audience" and sold it to someone with more money than sense. Every single gate has two or three with the volume cranked so high that you can't hear actual airport announcements.

    It could be my problem, but now there's a way to remove the root cause, I could care less. I have no fear that those who really want to watch TV will not be disturbed when I wander across the way to an unused gate and kill the TV there. Chances are that they won't notice. TV is designed intentionally to disturb and grab your attention, it's obnoxious by design. This little button will get rid of one or two and make my life and that of others much better.

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  79. Re:I'll push your buttons. by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's the part of the arguement I don't understand from all the people who are arguing the "this is a great idea!" side of the debate.

    Somehow their right to turn the TV off trumps my right to watch. Not on your life.

    Now, their right to "not watch"? That's different. They can exercise that right to their heart's content - as long as it doesn't interfere with mine. They can leave. They can close their eyes. They can turn their head. Any number of things ... but no, their arguements all boil down to something like "you can't tell me what to watch but I can tell you what you can't watch" ... as they hold their breath until they turn blue in the face and fall on the floor kicking and pounding their tiny little fists.

    The mind boggles at the logic.

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  80. Re:Now all we need... by symbolic · · Score: 3, Insightful


    is a universal OFF button for car stereos. They are FAR more annoying, and entail FAR more of an encroachment on the rights of others. The icing on the cake would be a universal Self-Destruct button- because that's probably what it would take for the little queens that drive these cars to get the message.

    As far as the TV goes, I remember working out at the local gym - there was this gaggle of women that would often show up at the same time. If the TV was off, one of them would make sure to turn it on. If it was on, one of them would make sure to turn up the volume. If that wasn't enough, they'd spend their workout practically yelling back and forth across the room above the noise from the TV. Oh how I would have loved something like this.

  81. I (obviously) disagree by IBitOBear · · Score: 2, Informative

    Especially in street racing (which I don't do) any number of factors [porly crowned roads, inclined roads, surface irregularities, cross wind, moisture, botts-dots (the bumps installed in lane markers)] [and weight transfer for a down-shift can do as much to your composit vector as breaking] "threaten" traction. In a front wheel drive car there is nothing in the back end to mitigate any mistakes or environmental influences.

    If someone is stupid enough to drive their car near the limits on a public street, we _ALL_ need any edge they can manufacture. It goes without saying that these people need driving lessons, elsewise they wouldn't think to drive so fast and irresponsible. That is just as true for the people who _don't_ think they will break traction on... (hint hint hint...)

    I think *most* street mods are pretty dumb. Putting a spoiler on the back of a front-wheel drive car is far-and-away more useful than, say, putting spoked-rim low-profile tires on a Land Rover (there is one of these around here, looks like the thing is on bycicle tires... surreal... 8-); or "lowering" a four-by so that it will high-center on a speed bump or bottom-out on a driveway.

    The physics are simple, down-force equals stability. Flat undercarrage plus sloped roof equals lift. Spoiler useful at speed. Any car. Any design. Any powerplant. Heck, one of the reasons to "lift" the back end (the "it's faster because it's always going down hill" look) is to increase down-force and disrupt lift by creating a small low-pressure area under the chassis.

    This is physics, not technique. You know, "wind-tunnel 101". Good technique mitigates physics by understanding the limits and probable outcomes. But hedging the physics when possible isn't contraindicated by improved technique.

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  82. Oh lighten up by scruffyMark · · Score: 2, Interesting
    i personally have no desire to watch CNN for four hours, but you don't have the right to deny someone else the ability to do so if the TV's already on and that's what they want to do.

    OK, let's follow that. If you and I are in an airport terminal, the TV's on, neither of us wants to watch CNN for the next couple of hours, and there's nobody about, we don't have the right to turn the damn thing off, because we might be denying some hypothetical future passing sap the ability to watch drivel for hours to numb himself to the misery of his existence?

    At some point, you've got to have some balls, and make choices based on what you want. If you look around, and nobody's watching the TV, and it's annoying you, and nobody has a remote to turn the thing off, act. Be a man. Or a woman for that matter. Take action to make your own life more livable. If you turn out to be wrong, and someone you hadn't noticed gets upset because the TV went dark, then you can turn the frigging thing back on - a toggle can make two sorts of changes, you know.

    No, it's not my TV, and it's not my bar, or my airport (well, insofar as I pay taxes to support the municipally owned airport, it is actually mine). But I'm in it, and I will endeavour to make it more pleasant for myself, especially if there's no evidence that doing so will make it less pleasant for others.

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