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India's Cops Meet Technology

TopherTG writes "Do cops told to seize computers to return only with monitors, stapling pirated floppies together or arresting CEOs for their customer's crimes sound familiar? It would in India. Wired is running a rather humorous article on the minglings between cops and techies."

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  1. Sounds like... by Blapto · · Score: 5, Funny

    The guy who installed my dad's IT system. We found 2 floppies stapled to a sheet of instructions on how to back up from them...

    1. Re:Sounds like... by skraps · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As long as the staple is in a corner, it wouldn't really matter, right? If it's a 5.25 then I can't see it making any difference. For 3.5's, it should be fine as long as the window still opens.

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    2. Re:Sounds like... by Blapto · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nah, twas about an inch deep, in the middle of a side. One of those big copper industrial staples. I've a feeling the job "attach these floppies to this document" was passed on to a YTS kid(Youth Training Scheme (Young, Thick, Stupid)).

    3. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...Senior Executives in some of the companies I've worked for. Like the Senior VP who insisted he needed a faster more powerful PC - we bought him a bigger monitor and he was well pleased. Or the one who couldn't live without an upgraded PC - I told the tech to stick it on her desk but not plug in the AC and wait for a complaint. Never happened. Or the Senior Executive VP who never, ever figured out how to read e-mail (unless it was printed out by the secretary first). On and on.

    4. Re:Sounds like... by phats+garage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      one of my favorite service calls was an accountant who complained that a journal entry screen was flashing. It turns out he dropped a cookie crumb in the keyboard and the return key was jammed thus queueing up repeated "postings."

    5. Re:Sounds like... by whitlock · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....sounds like one of my old co-workers...

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    6. Re:Sounds like... by MrScience · · Score: 1

      If these were 5.25" disks, you could get away with it (the platter doesn't touch the corners). Though you would need to remove them to reduce friction.

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    7. Re:Sounds like... by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

      Senior Executives in some of the companies I've worked for. Like the Senior VP who insisted he needed a faster more powerful PC - we bought him a bigger monitor and he was well pleased. Or the one who couldn't live without an upgraded PC - I told the tech to stick it on her desk but not plug in the AC and wait for a complaint. Never happened. Or the Senior Executive VP who never, ever figured out how to read e-mail (unless it was printed out by the secretary first). On and on.

      This isn't really insightful. I have grown weary of watching IT people continue to play it like they are the "smart" ones. The VP doesn't know how to read his email because he is able to pay someone to print it for him, he went to school longer than you so he can do things like this. Personally, if I could pay someone to read, filter and hand deliver it to my desk with a cup of java, then um, I probably wouldn't know how to do it myself then either. I'd be a bit more preoccupied doing the things I'm actually paid for.

      If you worked at my firm and did these things, you'd be fired and never rehired. Why? You insist upon trickery and deception for your own enjoyment instead of doing what you are paid to do. If there are budget reasons for not upgrading, then tell them. Typically, workstation costs come out of each departments budget, so it is best to let them buy what they want if THEIR budget affords it. It sounds to me that you enjoy just stifling your employer than actually being helpful. The fact this was considered "insightful" is just another example of why dealing with IT staff is hated by the majority of professionals. This is also one of the reasons they are so ready to outsource helpdesk and other internal support jobs.

    8. Re:Sounds like... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      You'd think anybody under 30 would know better, regardless of background.

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    9. Re:Sounds like... by ixx · · Score: 1

      While I agree that what the IT staff is doing makes it harder for others to deal with them, I know first hand (from the tech side and management side) that many people in the IT staff start doing this after having their opinions/suggetions repeatedly being ignored for a long period of time. To really making things successful you need the IT and non-IT staff valuing each others contribution to the company. It is OK that the VP can't read email.. his smarts "can" be elsewhere. The IT staff should respect the decisions made by the non-IT people, but if there are technical decisions they need to be listened to by someone that can understand both the business aspects and technical aspects. That way both parties are happy.

      I don't consider either posters trolls.. just biased on there views. Or at least leaving the other side out of the comments.

  2. Familiar? Yep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Do cops [...] arresting CEOs for their customer's crimes sound familiar?

    Why yes. It sounds like torrent tracker sites, which host no files, being taken down for the crimes of their users.

    1. Re:Familiar? Yep! by DeathFlame · · Score: 1, Informative

      Except in the case in India, he was actively helping the police catch the criminal, and was trying to maintain his site as fully legal.

      The same cannot be said of the bittorent website operators.

      [assuming of course you deem what they do as illegal as well, which is another argument covered probably a dozen times already]

    2. Re:Familiar? Yep! by kaustik · · Score: 1

      Just an example, here, not a troll...

      Some tracker sites had sections laid out specifically for copyrighted material (ie sections called "Games - Xbox"). This article mentions a child porn posting put up by a user who, by agreeing with the TOS, stated the item was legal. The eBay site did not have a section designed by the admins called "Child Porn".

      Hate to play Devil's advocate here, but these are entirely different things.

    3. Re:Familiar? Yep! by DeathFlame · · Score: 1

      Offtopic? Flaimbait?

      Maybe I didn't make myself clear.

      The case in India is like arresting the CEO of ebay for having illegal content for sale on there site. I'm pretty sure the prodedure in the US is that ebay takes the auction down, and they they would go after the person trying to sell the illegal stuff, not the CEO of ebay.

      The bittorent example, on the other hand, are the police going after illegal content providers, period. [Again, the debate over the legality of the .torrent files is not my point, and has been discussed before]

      These cases are not similiar.

    4. Re:Familiar? Yep! by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that allowing users to post torrents (that other users use to illegaly download infringing files) shouldn't be illegal? This is basically 'accessory to piracy', and 'accessory to x', where x is a crime, is usually a crime as well.

      It's not like they're arresting the authors of Bittornado and Bittorrent (programs that arguably are used more for piracy than anything else). They're shutting down sites that directly facilitate piracy, making the trading of millions of dollars worth of bytes into a matter of minutes.

      Now, whether or not piracy is as big of a problem for them as they make it out to be is a different matter (would I buy Virtual PC 2005 if I couldn't download it? not a chance, but I can get Stargate seasons for free and I buy the DVDs instead), but as it is, these sites are directly, intentionally, and knowingly facilitating colossal amounts of piracy, while at the same time rarely distributing legal, noninfringing downloads.

      I'm no fan of the MPAA/RIAA/BSA, don't get me wrong. I'm pretty sure they're scum, not even at the level of the scum you find in your mouth the morning after a major bender. Still, I'm not going to cry for people knowingly and willingly helping people break the law. I wish suprnova was back up, but it's no violation of anyone's rights to shut them or any other tracker down.

    5. Re:Familiar? Yep! by vikramrn · · Score: 1, Informative

      I speak for a lot of indians when i say i am absolutely astonished at the way the indian authorities handled this situation...i found it ridiculous

    6. Re:Familiar? Yep! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, we had plenty of state police and local cops doing this in the USA about 10 years ago. Shoot, even today you run across a luddite cop who does something goofy (either that, or outright criminal) like take a VCR from the residence of an alleged computer hacker.

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    7. Re:Familiar? Yep! by bedessen · · Score: 1
      Why yes. It sounds like torrent tracker sites, which host no files, being taken down for the crimes of their users.

      You know what, that's 100% horseshit. I am so tired of the idea that "because a tracker doesn't host any actual infringing material per se it cannot possibly be in the wrong."

      Well I tell you what. Why don't you just read this link, particularly the parts about contributory infringement and vicarious infringement and tell me what you think. This is the EFF talking, one of the best allies of peer-to-peer file sharing and they are still quite explicit with their advice. Hey, guess what, if you provide the site and facilities and know that there is massive copyright infringement occuring you are still guilty. It doesn't matter that you personally didn't actually host any directly infringing material.

      Note that napster didn't host any actual mp3 files on their servers. They just served as a facilitator to connect individual users who shared the content directly between each other. And we all remember how well that defense went. And before you scream "but they were a company trying to make a profit from it", go read that link above and ponder on the difference between vicarious and contributory infringement. A conviction of the latter requires no financial gain on the part of ther operator.

      And before you scream "that is only US law", remember that sites like lokitorrent.com are hosted in the US and thus subject to US laws.
  3. Advice to the Indian Authorities: by teiresias · · Score: 5, Funny

    Advice to the Indian Authorities:

    The best way to search for Hard Disks and other media is with a large and very powerful magnet.

    Make sure you download an entire copy of the Internet so you can be sure that what you find is indeed illegal.

    Oh, and bounce the computer case around a little bit on the way back to the station. It'll kill any computer bugs still in the system.

    your welcome.

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    1. Re:Advice to the Indian Authorities: by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      indeed you're welcome.

    2. Re:Advice to the Indian Authorities: by jjoyce · · Score: 1

      Hard Disks brand hard disks?

    3. Re:Advice to the Indian Authorities: by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      and thank you,
      come again!

    4. Re:Advice to the Indian Authorities: by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      Ach, sir, you will scarcely credit how refractory these criminals can be. Many times we reasoned with them. "My dear fellow," we said, "think of all the pain and trouble you are causing to us!" But no, they would not listen! Ach, they are very troublesome!

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  4. No wonder they're confused. by Garg · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's cops and robbers, and cowboys and Indians.

    You start mixing those up and no telling what might happen.

    Garg

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    1. Re:No wonder they're confused. by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Raghu Raman

      With a name like that, I can't tell if he's italian or japanese.

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    2. Re:No wonder they're confused. by tloh · · Score: 1

      how about rebels and redcoats?

      no, wait...

      maybe Ghandi and...er...nevermind.

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    3. Re:No wonder they're confused. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Mmm, Ramen. *glaargh*

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  5. This reminds me of the Made in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sticker equaling shoddy quality stereotype back in the early 1960's, just before they started to kill American manufacturers.

    Yeah, let's laugh at the silly Indians and their computer inexperience, while they start grabbing more and more outsourced IT jobs.

    1. Re:This reminds me of the Made in Japan by yorkpaddy · · Score: 1

      If their cops are this incompetent, people who can fly under radar will be able to reap amazing benefits without government intervention. Imagine, the RIAA could arrest you for burning copies of CDS. All you would have to say is "look, that CD has a pretty picture on it, I just scawled Pearl Jam on this CD, they aren't the same". People over there might believe you.

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    2. Re:This reminds me of the Made in Japan by alx512 · · Score: 1

      Have you SEEN the code generated by those outsourcing companies? Worst I've ever seen. We tried it for one of our projects, we are killing the project and never doing it again.

    3. Re:This reminds me of the Made in Japan by XopherMV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're talking about a country where the average citizen earns $450 a year. The average person can't afford a computer. Students see their first computer when they go to college. Then they have to learn how to use it, learn how to type, and learn computer science all at the same time.

      Contrast this to the first-world countries where students have grow up with top of the line systems. Elementary students learn typing at the same time they learn how to write. And where high school students already know programming and contribute to open source projects.

      The only thing going in India's favor is the fact that their smartest and brightest get into computer science. So, after four years they are halfway decent. However, that does not necessarily make them equivalent to coders in the first world who get into computer science for the love of programming.

    4. Re:This reminds me of the Made in Japan by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Contrast this to the first-world countries where students have grow up with top of the line systems. Elementary students learn typing at the same time they learn how to write. And where high school students already know programming and contribute to open source projects.

      Yeah, todays programmers grew up with computers in there schools. Right. Computers in my area weren't in schools until the mid 80s and they were Apple IIgs. I was never "formally" taught how to type until 7th grade (22 years old now). What you may be talking about are todays kids but not todays programmers. Todays experienced programmers grew up in the 70s before computers were in schools, only CS departments had them in colleges and those usually took punch cards.

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    5. Re:This reminds me of the Made in Japan by Satan+Dumpling · · Score: 1

      There were some Apple IIc's in the elementary school by the time I was in 4th or 5th grade. (I'm 30 now.) Kids got to play educational spelling and math games etc. Then I got an Apple IIgs at home. So I started programming in Basic in 6th grade. Typed my essays on that computer too. I'd call that a much better start than starting at college.

    6. Re:This reminds me of the Made in Japan by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      Yeah, todays programmers grew up with computers in there schools. Right. Computers in my area weren't in schools until the mid 80s and they were Apple IIgs. I was never "formally" taught how to type until 7th grade (22 years old now). What you may be talking about are todays kids but not todays programmers. Todays experienced programmers grew up in the 70s before computers were in schools, only CS departments had them in colleges and those usually took punch cards.

      I said students grew up on top of the line systems. I didn't say these systems were necessarily at school.

      I was born in 1975. My family bought a Commodore Vic 20 in the 2nd grade. We upgraded to an Apple 2c in the 3rd grade. We then bought an IBM PC in the 4th grade. I took my first programming course in the 7th grade. I am now a programmer. And I know plenty of other people who followed that same pattern, so I'm no anomaly.

      Computer science students graduating today had newer equipment than what was available to me. Programmers older than me may not have had any computer experience when they were growing up. On the other hand, they may have had experiences like Bill Gates sneaking into the UW computer lab in high school.

      Anyway, that certainly places us all in a better position than someone who didn't even see a computer until college.

    7. Re:This reminds me of the Made in Japan by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself, I was learing LOGO in 1st grade at a public school & I'm 5 years older than you. I had a nice PC in high school that I shared for 2 years with a single other student who was also in the ABA. At a rural public high school.

      Jaysyn

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  6. This could pan out to be very interesting by hsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As it will hinge a lot of what can be done with India. They could easily set themselves back a few years if they keep this up and head down this route

    1. Re:This could pan out to be very interesting by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      This will improve as the technology trickles down to the average Singh. After all, how many stories in the article dealt with Indian rescue crews prying apart a television to free the people trapped inside?

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  7. Re:In Backwards India by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    ...the officer's shoe licks you?

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  8. Siezed Information by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Outsource IT department to India.
    2. Department computers siezed by Indian government containing US customer info.
    3. Indian government now has full access to the detailed financial, demographic and medical information of US citizens.

    1. Re:Siezed Information by ikea5 · · Score: 1

      you forgot one step: 4.Profit!

    2. Re:Siezed Information by vjmurphy · · Score: 1

      "2. Department computers siezed by Indian government containing US customer info."

      Except that according to TFA, they'd just seize the monitors, anyhow. The data would still be safe.

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    3. Re:Siezed Information by writermike · · Score: 1

      1. Outsource IT department to India.
      2. Department computers siezed by Indian government containing US customer info.
      3. Indian government now has full access to the detailed financial, demographic and medical information of US citizens.


      I think you forgot...

      4. Profit.

      And, unfortunately, no, it's not a joke. :-/

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    4. Re:Siezed Information by Better.Safe.Than.Sor · · Score: 1

      1. Outsource email to Yahoo in USA. 2. Department computers siezed by USA government containing Canadian customer info. 3. USA government now has full access to the detailed email information of Canadian citizens. Fuck u very much Ted Rogers, John Ashcroft & The Patriot Act.

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    5. Re:Siezed Information by sch7572 · · Score: 1

      Come on..What makes you think they give two hoots to the US customer data? Or for that matter, their gory medical information?

  9. Dell Support by BBrown · · Score: 1

    But damn, they sure do know how to reinstall Windows.

    1. Re:Dell Support by stupidfoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, no, not really. They just know how to tell you to insert the restore CDs, follow the onscreen prompts, and call back when you're done.

      Oh, and we won't bother to tell you that what you're doing will in fact wipe your hard drive.

      (not that I've had this problem, but I know people who have)

    2. Re:Dell Support by DaddyDonMynack · · Score: 2, Funny

      I got a Dell a couple of years ago, first time I had used XP. I need to change file permissions on a directory, and the security tab was not there (it's not on by default in XP) when I right-clicked it. I called Dell tech support, hoping for a quick answer.

      They told me to reinstall Windows. I shit you not. I then googled the issue and found it how to make the security tab show up (XP was new then, not a lot of tips were out there). Thanks for the great support, Dell.

  10. Re:I think they do tech support on the side.... by DeathFlame · · Score: 3, Funny

    India Tech Support: "Sounds like your harddrive is broken. Please find it and staple it with your receipt and sent it to..."

    Customer: "Which part is the hard drive?"

    India Tech Support: "It's the screen part, where the flashy picture thing comes up"

  11. Obligatory Zoolander Reference by bwcarty · · Score: 5, Funny

    The files are in the computer?

    1. Re:Obligatory Zoolander Reference by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I didn't realize that there was such a thing as an obligatory Zoolander reference....

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  12. Zoolander Anyone? by stevenharman · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Sounds like these guys should talk to Hansel & Derek.

    Hansel: "The files are IN the computer."

    Zoolander

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  13. Humorous? by Michael.Forman · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I don't find an ignorant police force beating confessions out of people with a belt that humorous.

    Michael.

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    1. Re:Humorous? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hello, Rodney King called. He wants his memories back.

      I think I could find examples of ignorant, brutal or corrupt police officers in any country you care to name in less than two minutes. What's your point here, apart from India-bashing?

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    2. Re:Humorous? by ScriptMonkey · · Score: 1
      I think I could find examples of ignorant, brutal or corrupt police officers in any country you care to name in less than two minutes. What's your point here, apart from India-bashing?

      The point is that the author was playing police brutality for laughs. Some might find this to be in very poor taste.

    3. Re:Humorous? by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

      Then you won't do so well in Brave New America, either.

    4. Re:Humorous? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Of course, if someday some cops are ever treating you as a punchbag then you'll have the good grace to laugh off their leniency then too.

      No? I didn't think so.

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    5. Re:Humorous? by Michael.Forman · · Score: 3, Interesting


      You are correct.

      The slashdot tagline suggests a "humorous" story but if you read the article it talks about an ignorant police force (unable to use ATM machines or a computers) beating confessions out of people with a belt. I do not find this humorous. Also, my remarks have absolutely nothing to do with India.

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    6. Re:Humorous? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Maybe if the computer was an iMac...

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    7. Re:Humorous? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      He said, "I don't find an ignorant police force beating confessions out of people with a belt that humorous."

      From my reading, that comment isn't restricted to any particular country. No Inda bashing that I see.

    8. Re:Humorous? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      beating confessions out of people with a belt. I do not find this humorous
      It's so low tech that it's unamerican - dogs, electrodes and sleep deprivation are the modern method if laws do not apply.
    9. Re:Humorous? by tezza · · Score: 1
      I couldn't agree more.

      My anecdote on India and IT was some of my friends having to use SafeWeb (remember that??) to prevent the government snooping their web pages.

      They received constant death threats from police and unnamed callers. My friend who worked there was female and was threatened with rape over the telephone as well. She said that a local indian employee was raped and murdered during her term there.

      She was an Australian lawyer working for an Amnesty International type NGO, investigating human rights' abuse and corruption in India.

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  14. Suggestion by chowdmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe the cops should outsource?

    1. Re:Suggestion by magarity · · Score: 1

      Maybe the cops should outsource?

      While funny on the surface, this is actually a good idea. Look at the one example in the article where the IT business professional helps the cops catch the hacker. This should be like the cops calling the SPCA to catch a loose dog or child welfare services for an abused kid. The cops should call GeeksOnCall or the local equivalent when they have a case involving computer related crimes.

    2. Re:Suggestion by pod · · Score: 1

      You can't have civilians collecting and securing your evidence. They're not trained. They're not certified. They're not recognized. Should the local Sherlock Holmes fan club be invited to dust a crime scene for fingerprints and collect fibers if the cops get too busy writing traffic tickets?

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    3. Re:Suggestion by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

      Perhaps America could get back those outsourced jobs by being paid to police the world? Well, it would make a change from Don Rumsfeld doing it on a voluntary basis ;-)

      J.

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  15. seems like a weak argument by LiquidMind · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The passport official who checks your passport does not go abroad. The cop to whom you go to register a credit card misuse does not own a credit card. If a cop is in no position to own a computer, how can he fight cybercrime?"

    that seems like a pretty weak argument. granted a non-computer user (read: cop) may not be able to tell a harddrive from a computer case (still synonymous to some people), that doesn't mean that he can't be given instructions on it. I doubt cops *always* know what they are dealing with but that's what makes their job interesting.

    i don't know how a car works yet i still use it on a daily basis.

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    1. Re:seems like a weak argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Many of their officers have probably never even used a computer. There's a difference between not knowing how computers work (how many people actually understand the operation of the entire system from the operation of logic gates all the way up? bloody few, I guarantee you it's less people than know how an automobile works) and not knowing how to turn one on. You are going to see much worse versions of what happened when cops in the U.S. got involved with cybercrime, what with people getting their machines back disassembled beyond the subsystem level and missing all their data when they had not in fact committed a crime.

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    2. Re:seems like a weak argument by Momoru · · Score: 1

      Agreed, thats like saying "if a cop doesnt own kiddy porn or do drugs, how can he find and stop them?"

    3. Re:seems like a weak argument by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      No, its like saying the cop has no idea what the age of consent is (or what people that age look like), and who thinks that marijuana comes in vials you inject.

      The cops then come in, walk right past the people smoking dope and drag the kid with the playboy out.

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    4. Re:seems like a weak argument by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

      i don't know how a car works yet i still use it on a daily basis.

      Maybe, but could you identify if a part for your car was legit or from a chopshop? Being able to click an icon and check your email is "using" a computer, but it doesn't really qualify you for a position in computer forensics.

    5. Re:seems like a weak argument by managerWally · · Score: 1

      Also like saying men can't be gynaecologists because...

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    6. Re:seems like a weak argument by asliarun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're right, it's pretty weak. Granted that most Indian cops don't know their arsehole from their armpit when it comes to computers, they don't really need to. What i mean is that this issue can easily be solved by setting up a dedicated cyber-crime unit. All the dummkops need to do is to redirect any computer/internet related crimes to the concerned department.

      Guess what? There's already such a unit in place (at least in Mumbai). Quoth the article:-
      "It was a triumph for the Cyber Crime Investigation Cell after the public embarrassment of having its own website defaced."

      Recent articles in Indian newspapers have also mentioned some very good successes by the Cyber Crime Cell.

      Another thing: The belt-beating sadly is very commonplace and IMHO, is very mild compared to the other police brutality incidents. However, in all fairness, there is a bit of background behind this. Mumbai has always been know as the organized crime capital of India, and with very good reason. In a country where gun related violence is quite rare, Mumbai was going crazy with a spate of shootings.

      In response to this, the mayor, police chief, and the top brass decided to wage war on organized crime. Their MO was simple: Catch the buggers, shoot them dead, and call it an "encounter" death. In fact, the "encounter" squad of the Mumbai police was so successful that they completely broke the back of most of the major crime syndicates. My point of this digression being that this official acceptance of police violence does have a trickle down effect.

      Another aspect to the excessive violence is that in India, the majority of the crime commited is petty in nature and the thieves are often dirt poor compulsives. Very often, the police simply decide to give the common thief a "sound thrashing", lock them up for a couple of days, and then release them. They don't have much experience with white-collared criminals and don't have a clue of how they should behave with them.

      It's easy to ridicule something that seems very quaint or barbaric. A lot of it is justified as well. However, please also realize that social systems in different countries often have a history of their own. Usually, these are borne out of good reasons, and they only seem barbaric today because the reasons have become outdated.

      Having said this, i do shudder to get into the wrong side of the law in India, especially in the really backward states like Bihar or UP. Which reminds me, back when i was in high school, a couple of friends of mine were caught drunk driving by the Delhi police. They were made to squat frog-legged with 2 heavy bricks on their backs! All night. Now, that's a backache for you!

    7. Re:seems like a weak argument by MooseGuy529 · · Score: 1

      No, that's like saying if a cop doesn't know what kiddie porn is or about the kinds of illegal drugs that he can't stop them. This is a matter of the cop having familiarity with something, not knowing how it works.

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    8. Re:seems like a weak argument by turgid · · Score: 1
      Another aspect to the excessive violence is that in India, the majority of the crime commited is petty in nature and the thieves are often dirt poor compulsives. Very often, the police simply decide to give the common thief a "sound thrashing", lock them up for a couple of days, and then release them. They don't have much experience with white-collared criminals and don't have a clue of how they should behave with them.

      Here in the UK, the police employ similar tactics, only they just pick on people who look like they might have been guilty of something.

      It's quite common for police vans to drive up to gangs of youths (especially in the large cities), to bundle several of them into the back of the van, beat and kick them and deposit them further along the road.

      The "rationale" behind this is that crime is so common, everyone must be guilty of something, and why clog up the courts with needless beaurocracy etc.

      Unfortunately, people who should know better just accept this. And as time goes by, our laws are becoming more draconian. Innocence until proven guilty has all but gone, the right to a jury trial is being eroded, one can be held indefinitely without charge or trial if suspected of certain crimes, there is no right to free assembly on public ground, in some places if two or more people are walking along together the police can order them to "disperse" and not return within 24 hours, there is the creeping suspicion that if you don't like these laws you "must have something to hide" etc.

      This isn't East Germany, Nazi Germany or the USSR. This is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

      There is no political choice. Not enough people vote for the Third Party (who oppose these things).

      You can have conservative authoritarian with a red logo, or conservative authoritarian with a blue one.

      Having said this, i do shudder to get into the wrong side of the law in India

      Well, here the police just don't have to like the look of you (hair cut, skin colour, style of clothes, age etc.). Did I also mention that they are now allowed to impose on-the-spot fines which can not be appealed or contested in court?

    9. Re:seems like a weak argument by XchristX · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, some of my friends in Mumbai wer beaten by coppers too when they drove drunk, but they deserved it at least. The trouble with Yanks is that they suffer from this strange hallucination that their christian god has declared them to be racially superior to us and, consequently, their police are incapable of acts of brutal barbarity. In this great state of Texas where I now live, coppers have been known to sodomize prisoners and force them to fellate other coppers and often even to themselves (a task that is anatomically unsafe, so say the least). Furthermore, in nearby Williamson County, the police cover you with blankets and beat you with their nightsticks. The blankets prevent any external injuries, so all the mess is in your internal organs. That way, it is more difficult to prove brutality in court. Welsome to the land of the free and the home of the brave and all that bullshit!

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    10. Re:seems like a weak argument by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Be afraid of getting on the wrong side of the law in the USA, although here the abuse will come from other inmates.

      As for DUI, it depends, it could ruin your life, or you could still become President, or anything in between.

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    11. Re:seems like a weak argument by sl0wp0is0n · · Score: 1

      i don't know how a car works...
      You shouldn't be on slashdot then! ;)

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    12. Re:seems like a weak argument by nativespeaker · · Score: 1

      It's easy to ridicule something that seems very quaint or barbaric.

      Fun, too!

  16. 4. Profit! by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 3, Funny

    I assume you just forgot...

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  17. ~sarcasam~Those Poor backwareds people~sarcasam~ by 314m678 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Isnt it funny how this people in this country dont understand technology that is largely irrelevant to them? Lets all have a good laugh.

    In other news:
    Those goofy Westerns who cant even figure out how to use a non-western toilet in the rest of the world!
    Video at 10:00

  18. I bet by Fr05t · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet there are a lot of broken coffee cup holders in the Indian police stations.

    1. Re:I bet by bhadreshl · · Score: 1

      We drink tea you insensitive clod!

  19. Nothing wrong with Stapling Floppies by texasfight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...so long as you do it right. 5 1/4 " floppies are square, the media inside is circlular.

    The surface area of the floppy is about 27.5 square inches. The circular media is inscribed within the square, and can be no bigger than 21.5 square inches.

    That leaves about 6 square inches that is safe for stapling.

    Hmmm... about 6 inches... where have I heard that before?

    1. Re:Nothing wrong with Stapling Floppies by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That leaves about 6 square inches that is safe for stapling.

      Hmmm... about 6 inches... where have I heard that before?


      If you're talking about what I think you are, and it's only six square inches, you should probably start saving for a sports car right now.

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  20. Desktop = monitor by proudlyindian · · Score: 1, Funny

    This once happened with a fairly elderly person (EP) in my friends office while swapping PC monitors .... the EP asked "can u pls transfer data on the desktop now"

  21. Time to move to India... by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 1

    I see a great opportunity for tech consultants! Just think: you could spend your days explaining what the Internet is to a bunch of uncaring government politicos. Hey, wait, I don't even have to leave the US!

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  22. The issue is not stupidity by xXunderdogXx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope everyone realizes the issue at hand is rampant poverty not blatant stupidity. The west is infusing money into India's economy but the money isn't really spreading to everyone, just the techno-elite. I'm not saying that it could or should be spread evenly because the population is so enormous, but think about the situation India is in before you judge and mock.

    Personally I think this is just a transient period while the country adjusts. What will happen down the road? Probably even wider economic disparity.

    1. Re:The issue is not stupidity by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yet India is spending billions of dollars on nuclear weapons, a space program of dubious value and high-tech voting equipment that fails to work half the time and is closed to public scrutiny. Yet they have people starving in the streets and deep problems like caste-insipired racism, sectarian violence, a prostitution industry that puts most of Asia to shame and one of the highest AIDS rates in the world. Not to mention the recent tsunami victims.

      It's amazing how a society can have such stark contrasts.

    2. Re:The issue is not stupidity by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

      Is wider economic disparity bad?

      Surely what is important is a reduction in absolute poverty?

    3. Re:The issue is not stupidity by xXunderdogXx · · Score: 1

      So if you had ten people and nine of them had no money and one of them had a billion dollars, you would recommend giving the ninth person another billion to decrease the absolute poverty?

      That sounds like Bush wisdom.

    4. Re:The issue is not stupidity by Idarubicin · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Yet India is spending billions of dollars on nuclear weapons, a space program of dubious value and high-tech voting equipment that fails to work half the time and is closed to public scrutiny.

      You misspelled 'the United States'.

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    5. Re:The issue is not stupidity by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

      That is better than leaving the situation the same. (Assuming no negative effect on the remaining poor)

      Although I was thinking of absolute poverty in a more Rawlsian sense - i.e. the position of the poorest in society.

      On reflection, I disagree with the contention that India is becoming more unequal; it has always had the super-rich (the Tatas and the former maharajas). With the growth of the middle class, wealth is being spread from the 1% to the 10%. Of course it is also important to raise the standard of life of the 90%, by keeping inflation low and improving the social infrastructure. But where are the resources to come from? Tax the rich, sure, but not so much that they leave.

    6. Re: The issue is not stupidity by gidds · · Score: 1
      Mmm. As I see it, the immediate issue is ignorance, not stupidity.

      Remember, the two are different, no matter how many people use the terms interchangeably; and the former is perfectly understandable and often excusable if you don't compound it with the latter.

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    7. Re:The issue is not stupidity by cOdEgUru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What the fuck!.. Oh wait, you were trolling werent you..

      Just in case you werent and are a clueless fuck, then allow me to retort..

      I dont think much of the nuclear weapons program but I agree its necessary evil. I am not for another arms race which India cannot afford, but anything to keep its neighbours in arms length aint bad.

      As for the space program, you understand you are talking about a program which is homegrown and sustained wholly by solid state boosters which were built in India, using its own technology because US pressured Russia in to saying no when we needed it. So we built our own. So there..

      Hitech voting equipment in India is a misnomer. What we have is quite low tech, heck, it doesnt even have a touch screen, but what it has is a low cost solution which more than meets the needs of our election. And you know what, it fucking works. And we have failsafes in place if something goes wrong. What about yours?

      As far as the Tsunami is concerned, India was the first one to say no when aid was offered. India had around 500$ million in the Prime Minister's relief fund and told countries offering aid to instead give it to the nations who could cope with the disaster. Now thats what make me proud of who I am. We can take care of our own.

      So please, I sincerely hope you were trolling on this fine Thursday afternoon. If you werent.. well ignorance is not curable.

    8. Re:The issue is not stupidity by northcat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The west is infusing money into India's economy but the money isn't really spreading to everyone, just the techno-elite.

      /me sighs
      I live in India. All Indians don't work for US outsourcing tech companies. In fact, a very small minority of us do. And we did have money before the 'west' started 'infusing money' into our 'economy'. And most people dont give a fuck about outsourcing. Most people aren't even aware of the outsourcing inudstry. And outsourcing hasn't made IT workers rich - it has just put them in the upper middle class. And the poor, lower class, lower middle class, middle class, upper middle class and the rich existed in almost the same percentages as now, before IBM created the first PC. Outsourcing is a microscopic part of our economic history.

      Or, if you just want to stay in your dream, before the outsourcing industry graced us, we were all snake-charmers riding elephants and we had never seen money or a calculator.

    9. Re:The issue is not stupidity by northcat · · Score: 1

      hear hear

    10. Re:The issue is not stupidity by xXunderdogXx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm truly sorry if I offended you, I admit I'm not an expert on Indian lifestyles. The intent of my post was to make people consider why police and most people were behaving the way described in the article- Is it because they're stupid (or ignorant) or is it because they don't have the opportunity to become techno-literate due to financial reasons?

      Granted some of the things mentioned in the article like politicians not knowing that the internet is a viable business opportunity are laughable, I still believe my point about the extreme economic disparity is valid, even if it has always been the case in India. Just because it is so doesn't make it right.

      Lastly, I didn't mean to imply that the west is funding India- but you must admit that before the outsourcing boom technology was much less a part of the legal and social discourse of the country (the topic of the article).

    11. Re:The issue is not stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yet India is spending billions of dollars on nuclear weapons, a space program of dubious value and high-tech voting equipment that fails to work half the time and is closed to public scrutiny.

      We could substitute "the US" instead of "India" in that sentence and still have it make sense. As for the rest, we have racism instead of casteism, we have an arms industry that puts the entire world to shame, and we have one of the highest cancer levels in the world. Not to mention the hurricane victims in Florida. The only real difference is that poor people starve in India, and poor people die of obesity in the US.

      Nice troll, though.

    12. Re:The issue is not stupidity by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      All Indians don't work for US outsourcing tech companies.

      I think what you actually mean is "not all Indians work for US outsourcing tech companies."

    13. Re:The issue is not stupidity by Tech-Arena · · Score: 1

      Well said brother. These westerners don't know a shit about us. Look at the image on this link. This is a map of the world taken from an American.
      http://gallery.tech-arena.com/showphoto.php?photo= 1087&sort=1&cat=518&page=1/

    14. Re:The issue is not stupidity by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Or, if you just want to stay in your dream, before the outsourcing industry graced us, we were all snake-charmers riding elephants and we had never seen money or a calculator.

      TV has lead me to believe you are actually a bunch of very silly dancers, with hair reminiscent of elvis, clothing fashion that is a cross between the 70's in the U.S. and the aforementioned elephant riders, and completely incomprehensible plots that always seem to involve some guy twirling for no apparent reason. :)

      In all actuality I think the average U.S. citizen has no clue about India, as it is not on TV very much except occasionally on CNN when mother nature is beating the crap out of you. I have a few friends from India, but in truth, I realize I have little idea how the average person lives there. If I had to guess I'd say it is probably more varied than the U.S. with more people living in poverty in low-tech surroundings, but a significant portion living in a style not too different than the U.S. Am I close?

    15. Re:The issue is not stupidity by Tech-Arena · · Score: 1

      quite close. That significant portions contributes to almost 40% of the pop. and is known as middle class here. :)

    16. Re:The issue is not stupidity by fbform · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting point. I've sometimes thought that most of the social shear India is facing now is not because of unequal wealth distribution, but because of systematic unequal wealth distribution. The former maharajas, for instance, were point sources scattered uniformly through the country. The trend since about 1975 however is that some states (mostly the southern and western) have progressed a lot faster than other states (mostly the northern and eastern). This gap arose both in the raw economic output of the state and in the state-wise population growth rate. If you plot the annual income per person today, you're likely to see system-wide variation, not just point anomalies. In such a situation, it often becomes common to point at each other and say "They're responsible for slowing us down". The social strife of about 50 years ago was mostly cultural bias (worked all ways). It is now magnifed by economic bias too. I don't know how it will pan out over the next 20 years though.

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    17. Re:The issue is not stupidity by fbform · · Score: 1

      Reasonably close. The purchasing power distribution is slightly more unequal than in the US, but much more equal than, say, in Brazil.

      Indian customers are generally much more sensitive to price than US customers. Fuel is more expensive of course, and people tend to buy more 100cc motorcycles than 1100cc cars :-) Most stores (grocery, clothing, stationery, whaever) are owned by one person or one family. Large business chains are still the exception than the rule. Central heating is largely an alien concept - winter temperatures rarely go below 10 C (50 F), and if they do, they rarely stay that way for long.

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    18. Re:The issue is not stupidity by vuo · · Score: 1
      Or, if you just want to stay in your dream, before the outsourcing industry graced us, we were all snake-charmers riding elephants and we had never seen money or a calculator.
      Whereas, now, you're mouse-charmers riding the economic boom wave, who still haven't seen a calculator and certainly not any money?
    19. Re:The issue is not stupidity by 8086 · · Score: 1

      I'm an Indian and a very patriotic one. I think the parent has a good point and I agree with it. Even though the outsourcing industry doesn't affect our economy in a major way, it still cannot be counted as negligible. The parent does not imply that we're all snake-charmers or anything of that sort. Economic disparity is still huge in India, and the gap doesn't seem to be narrowing at all. Outsourcing is good but it is not exactly making us a richer country as a whole. It is giving money in the hands of the rich few, who then end up buying all the american/western stuff they can with it. It all just comes around.

    20. Re:The issue is not stupidity by dedazo · · Score: 1

      I would have never guessed 'u' 'r' indian. 'u' had me fooled for sure. "Pity on u" indeed.

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    21. Re:The issue is not stupidity by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      India was the first one to say no when aid was offered.

      I have heard that India's aid to Sri Lanka exceeded the US's proposed aid to India.

    22. Re:The issue is not stupidity by dedazo · · Score: 1
      I love the mods on this thread. Someone makes an observation about something (which is mostly true), then some wacko goes off on a "you motherfucker i hate u" rant, and gets modded to +4.

      Looks like some people are a bit touchy on this subject.

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    23. Re:The issue is not stupidity by sat1308 · · Score: 1

      To add to that, we built our own supercomputer, Param, when we were denied access to Crays by the US govt.

      Check out this report from a newspaper on how stingy the US is in giving aid. For those who won't bother to read the article, I will quote a few lines here:

      "The newspaper highlighted in an editorial that the 15 million dollars initially offered by Washington was less than the figure the ruling Republican Party would spend on President George W. Bush's inauguration in January.The administration has since increased its aid to 35 million dollars."

      And before you start trolling that this is from an Indian newspaper, read properly, it is excerpted from guess what - "The NY Times". So you aren't financing our economy or anything.

      The original NYTimes article can be found here. Use Bugmenot to login.

      Here's the entire article from the NYTimes (this article was published on December 30)

      "President Bush finally roused himself yesterday from his vacation in Crawford, Tex., to telephone his sympathy to the leaders of India, Sri Lanka, Thailand and Indonesia, and to speak publicly about the devastation of Sunday's tsunamis in Asia. He also hurried to put as much distance as possible between himself and America's initial measly aid offer of $15 million, and he took issue with an earlier statement by the United Nations' emergency relief coordinator, Jan Egeland, who had called the overall aid efforts by rich Western nations "stingy." "The person who made that statement was very misguided and ill informed," the president said.

      We beg to differ. Mr. Egeland was right on target. We hope Secretary of State Colin Powell was privately embarrassed when, two days into a catastrophic disaster that hit 12 of the world's poorer countries and will cost billions of dollars to meliorate, he held a press conference to say that America, the world's richest nation, would contribute $15 million. That's less than half of what Republicans plan to spend on the Bush inaugural festivities.

      The American aid figure for the current disaster is now $35 million, and we applaud Mr. Bush's turnaround. But $35 million remains a miserly drop in the bucket, and is in keeping with the pitiful amount of the United States budget that we allocate for nonmilitary foreign aid. According to a poll, most Americans believe the United States spends 24 percent of its budget on aid to poor countries; it actually spends well under a quarter of 1 percent.

      Bush administration officials help create that perception gap. Fuming at the charge of stinginess, Mr. Powell pointed to disaster relief and said the United States "has given more aid in the last four years than any other nation or combination of nations in the world." But for development aid, America gave $16.2 billion in 2003; the European Union gave $37.1 billion. In 2002, those numbers were $13.2 billion for America, and $29.9 billion for Europe.

      Making things worse, we often pledge more money than we actually deliver. Victims of the earthquake in Bam, Iran, a year ago are still living in tents because aid, including ours, has not materialized in the amounts pledged. And back in 2002, Mr. Bush announced his Millennium Challenge account to give African countries development assistance of up to $5 billion a year, but the account has yet to disburse a single dollar.

      Mr. Bush said yesterday that the $35 million we've now pledged "is only the beginning" of the United States' recovery effort. Let's hope that is true, and that this time, our actions will match our promises."

      Also, I don't agree with what the parent says about our voting system. Touch-screen machines have a much lower cost as compared to counting by hand in the long run.

      Anybody who says that we shouldn't spend on the space program or o

    24. Re:The issue is not stupidity by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      Read 'em and chuckle.

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    25. Re:The issue is not stupidity by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      We can take care of our own.

      What a ridiculous bunch of people you are.
      http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/01/14/asia.t sunami/index.html

    26. Re:The issue is not stupidity by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

      The issue was India had enough money to do initial relief efforts through funds from Prime Minister's relief fund. It was decided to first exhaust those funds before accepting aid of any manner from anyone.

      You moron. India decided to channel the initial outpouring of aid to go to other less fortunate nations and its people. Hence, it went to people who would otherwise not have received it. Now the reconstruction efforts are about to begin and thats when it requires aid.

      Now get off your fucking porch and get back on to your couch. Idiot.

    27. Re:The issue is not stupidity by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      "Hence", yes. 'u' make 'teh' most wonderful arguments.

      Now get off your fucking porch and get back on to your couch. Idiot.

      'u' seem to have a slight case of a) poor grasp of the english language; b) retardation; or c) hyper-sensitivity. I suggest 'u' hold off on breeding before getting 'urself' checked out thoroughly.

    28. Re:The issue is not stupidity by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

      Awww..

      You sad VB coding pathetic sonofabitch!!

      mmm..why dont you grow up, start working on a real programming environment and then come play with the big boys eh?

      Btw, the trailer park wants you back.. Looks like your mom wants you to fix her some moonshine!

  23. I can help you with the car thing... by nathan+s · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once you get up to a high speed, be sure to press all pedals at once - that will make you go even faster. In addition, you need to turn the wheel really fast and hard any time another vehicle approaches in the opposite lane. This will scare away any crash demons that might try to take over your car.

    Hope this helps!

  24. stapled floppies? by jstave · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that 'modern' 3.5 inch floppies wouldn't lend themselves to stapling very easily. This makes me wonder -- is it common in India to use the old 5.25 inch or 8 inch floppies? For the youngsers out there, these were truly floppy, as both disk and enclosure were flexible, unlike the rigid plastic casing on the 3.5 inch floppies.

    1. Re:stapled floppies? by gUmbi · · Score: 1

      This makes me wonder -- is it common in India to use the old 5.25 inch or 8 inch floppies?

      It's likely some bullshit anecdote. The rest of the article is filled with similar hyperbole.

  25. Faked story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is Jon Katz quality reporting. Stapled floppies containing pirated software? Two years ago? Nonsense. Even in the thirdest world places of the third world, there is no way anyone was using 5.25 or 8 inch floppies two years ago. And certainly not to hold application software.

    This is just a racist jab at "those comical brown fellows".

    1. Re:Faked story. by Schwartzboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Background: I grew up in the most dag-gummed thirdest world-ed part of the....well, Missouri.

      While I was in the Midwest to attend a wedding this past August, I took an extra week to visit dear old mom and dad. The small midwestern town they live in still uses 8-inch, 5.25-inch, and 3.5-inch floppies, as well as zip disks and CDs for data, at least in city hall and the public library. I don't think it's ever occurred to anyone to media-shift, so they keep most if not all of their older machines around until they die, then fix them with as much duct tape as possible and kick 'em till they work again.

      This is just a racist jab at "those amusing white fellows with the very red necks"

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    2. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even in the thirdest world places of the third world, there is no way anyone was using 5.25 or 8 inch floppies two years ago.

      Why would you think that? We're talking about a country where the average citizen earns $450 a year. If the average person is able to afford a computer, then it's not going to be a top of the line system.

      This is just a racist jab at "those comical brown fellows".

      This was a jab not based on racism. Nothing was brought up on their skin color. There was no defamation of their nationality. The article talked about the courts, the police, and the law and nothing else.

      If you want to find anything negative, it was a jab at the power structure of a poor country trying to regulate something they know nothing about because they can't afford the equipment. It was a jab at them being poor.

    3. Re:Faked story. by zalle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because floppies and floppy drives aren't manufactured anymore. Not to mention that you can't fit a single application on a floppy that's in any way modern. I bet that an old WordPerfect or a Ms-Dos 3.0 copy on a floppy would be harder and more expensive for the Indians to obtain than a dvd drive and win2k.

    4. Re:Faked story. by asliarun · · Score: 1

      Thank you for talking some sense here! Although i'm an Indian, i find this extreme thin-skinnedness irritating. Especially the fact that people try to bring in issues like race or 9/11 when it's not even the issue.

    5. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      try being white for a while and the amount of racism you'll see being dished out against non-whites will leave you curled up crying in a corner.

      I've lived all over the US and I have to say it depends on where you live. When I lived in Texas, racism was so prevalent that white people often and openly referred to black people as niggers. However, in all the six years that I've lived in Seattle, I haven't heard the term once.

    6. Re:Faked story. by MostlyHarmlessIndian · · Score: 1

      Even in the thirdest world places of the third world, there is no way anyone was using 5.25 or 8 inch floppies two years ago.

      Why would you think that? We're talking about a country where the average citizen earns $450 a year. If the average person is able to afford a computer, then it's not going to be a top of the line system.

      Third world or not, the hardware industry has its own pace! A 5.25" floppy drive is available only with second hand dealers in India and costs slightly more than the isual floppy drive. 8" drives are all in the museums! A CD-R costs half as much a floppy. A CD-R drive costs exactly as much as a floppy-drive and a CD-RW costs about twice as much! Sorry to disappoint you but the rich and the poor use similar systems!

    7. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      Because floppies and floppy drives aren't manufactured anymore.

      Floppies and floppy drives were used for 25+ years. There are plenty of them still floating around out there in perfect working condition.

      Also, what makes you think that a third-world person earning $450 a year would buy a computer brand new?

      Not to mention that you can't fit a single application on a floppy that's in any way modern.

      People work with what they have. Why would they want the newest version of Office when it'd take their entire year's salary to buy it? They could go download WordPerfect from the internet. Or, even better, just use the Edit program from the old DOS days. That's still shipped in Windows if they wanted to use that.

      I bet that an old WordPerfect or a Ms-Dos 3.0 copy on a floppy would be harder and more expensive for the Indians to obtain than a dvd drive and win2k.

      DVD Drive $50
      Win2000 $250
      Average Salary $450

      Get real.

    8. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      A 5.25" floppy drive is available only with second hand dealers in India and costs slightly more than the isual floppy drive. 8" drives are all in the museums! A CD-R costs half as much a floppy. A CD-R drive costs exactly as much as a floppy-drive and a CD-RW costs about twice as much!

      Obviously, there are people in India with a good amount of money. Not everyone is making the average of $450 a year. But, how many average people are going out and buying brand new systems? How many average people are buying brand new components? How many average people are getting by using older systems that still have 5.25" drives?

      Sorry to disappoint you but the rich and the poor use similar systems!

      I seriously doubt that an average person in India making $450 a year would go out and buy my $1500 system. My video card alone cost me about what the average person makes in an entire year.

    9. Re:Faked story. by Tech-Arena · · Score: 1

      because $1500 systems are simply not required by an average Indian or I would say even for an average American. Do you think a professional who just needs Word and excel as a part of his job or household would need $1500 gaming system? is $450 on a machine justified for everyone?. An average user does not need 60 fps in Doom3 @ 1600x1200 @ 4xAA+8AF. he can compromise at Doom 3 @ 800x600 with no AA/AF. I hope ur getting my point. So ur example just doesn't apply to this scenario.

    10. Re:Faked story. by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Floppy discs and drives aren't reliable when they are factory-new, let alone used for 10 years or more.

      Those who have to use floppies for their work and valuable data have my deepest sympathy.

      Copy, verify, error, repeat, copy, verify, error, reformat, copy, verify, error, copy, verify:ok, transport to target site, read: error.

      I have used floppy discs intensively, have opted for the best quality available in any tech supermarket and floppy discs still failed. The last disc of a backup set of 10 discs. At 98 percent complete, on the last cluster of the last file, always. I'm actually very bitter towards floppy drives and I never want to use one again unless Bill Gates pays me half his money to.

    11. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      A 1995 vintage machine, long after 5.25 floppies were abandoned, would go for what, $20?

      I remember machines from that time period. 5.25" floppies were being phased out, but they were hardly abandoned. You could still get them on machines for backward compatibility.

      And yes, you could get a such a machine for $20 now. But if it's from 1995, we're talking about a Pentium 100. It'd have a 100 MB hard drive and 16 MB of RAM.

      And hey, where do you get 5.25 floppies in 2003 anyway?

      It took me less than a minute of looking. Look on google's froogle. I'm sure you can also find them on eBay.

      But seriously, to be racist, you don't have to be declarative. You don't have to say "I am a racist. I look down on Indians." You can accomplish that by telling untrue stories that portray Indians and their social institutions in a belittling manner. Such as the stapled floppy episode.

      If you think the story is untrue, then attack the story. If you think what I'm writing is untrue, then attack my writing.

      Calling someone a racist is a knee-jerk reaction that isn't warranted. It's an ad-hominem counter attack that doesn't truely address my statements. A true statement is true regardless of it's source.

      This is just a racist joke on Indians: they're so poor, they're so ignorant, they're so backward, they're so inept ha ha ha it's a great day to be a white bastard in the good ole US Of A.

      How is this not racist towards white people? You see, that racism card works both ways. At least I addressed your statements.

    12. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      Even more so because poor and rich persons need to exchange data on compatible mediums sometimes.

      I had a network card for my computer in 1994.

    13. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      Me: It was a jab at them being poor.

      You:I was worried for a while there. It's good to know we are not being racist.


      And the point of this is...? What? I can't tell.

      How is it racist to point out that the majority of the people in India are poor? This is a factual truth. I can pull up statistics if you'd like.

      I didn't even bring up their race. I brought up their nationality. And since when does nationality equal race? It's certainly not true in America or most of the first world countries.

    14. Re:Faked story. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      Me:If you want to find anything negative, it was a jab at the power structure of a poor country trying to regulate something they know nothing about because they can't afford the equipment. It was a jab at them being poor.

      You:I was pointing out your insensitivity in "jabbing" at the poor.


      How is my statement "insensitive"? I was not "jabbing" the poor. I was pointing out that the article was!

    15. Re:Faked story. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I had to read data (apps included, I think) off a 5.25" floppy in a first-world country 5 years ago. I happened to have an old XT sitting around, which was the only thing we could find that would read 5.25" floppies. I also had still-functioning apps and games for it. Now why would you think that a poorer country wouldn't have people doing similar things just a few years later?

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    16. Re:Faked story. by zalle · · Score: 1

      Seriously, try to get a floppy drive, even one that isn't in perfect condition, just here in a western society, then imagine how hard it'll be to get them in someplace like India. Just because lots of them were made and used 25 years ago doesn't mean that they are still available now. Here in Finland I sure as hell can't find one, none of the larger computer hardware stores have any, there aren't any for auction and so on. What makes you think that there would be any in India?

      And before you reply that all the used drives from here are taken there, think for a moment. What company would do that, and just how large is the profit of gathering, shipping and retailing such items to indeed quite poor people?

      As for the software, I bet that there is an even smaller supply of such programs that would be usable on floppies back there. Again, where's the profit of selling Ms-Dos 3.0 to poor Indians, especially when even the Indians prefer 2k or XP? And as for downloading WordPerfect, try looking for one. There isn't one anywhere, except on the Underdogs, and I bet the Indians aren't using that. No, I am quite certain that the Indians are using warezed copies of 2k and XP bought for $2 at the street corner, simply because finding an older program is impossible.

      Seriously, this isn't like the market for used cars or whatever, 10+ years old hardware and software isn't reused by some poor people, instead it's taken to a landfill. You just don't seem to realize the costs associated with getting the old stuff to a viable user. It's more like the case of telecommunications in the third world: landlines aren't being installed, everybody gets a cell phone instead. But I bet you think that the old landlines Americans and Europeans have used will be sold to the Indians?

      Oh, one more thing:
      Floppy drive: infinite, not available on the market
      Win2k: $2, bought from a pirate
      Average salary: $450

      Yeah, get real.

  26. Apple by Waqman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple needs to establish themselves in India, last time I checked it's hard to sieze just the monitor from an iMac.

    1. Re:Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Plus Apple provides handy documentation about how to carry its computers, in four different languages.

  27. Some people by shadowmite · · Score: 1

    Some people just have no business messing with technology. If you can't understand it, or don't know if something is a good idea, maybe you shouldn't do it... It would seem to be common sense not to staple a floppy to something if it's data is to be used as evidence. Maybe this was a joke and taken out of context? I can't believe that human being could be that ignorant. Then again, maybe they are being forced to do their jobs without the proper training since their managment is trying to cut the cost of training.

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    1. Re:Some people by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      I have known of cases where people have cut (with scisors) their 5.25" floppies to 3.5" to fit in a 3.5" drive and expected to be able to get the data off of them.

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  28. Glass houses.. by thewalled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    yup, most indian cops are still on the learning but remember the ones who do the dirty work of confiscating stuff get paid ~$100 per month and don't know anything about a computer forget internet and storage (floppy).

    It would also be a wise idea to first check the tech horror stories of the 80s in the us and uk before making fun of indian cops..

    if you are so much against india and the tech support that we provide then stop using these products and start using "prouly made / supported in the us" products.. don't whine.

    - dhawal

    1. Re:Glass houses.. by dajak · · Score: 1

      You don't have to look back to the eighties to find cluelessness.

      Last year a Dutch prosecutor involved in some high profile organized crime cases threw out his home computer with the garbage because it was "broken".

      A taxi driver took it, reinstalled windows, and decided to bring it to a journalist. The computer still contained a number of memo's from current cases and the user name and password for his email account.

      The prosecutor was not fired, but reassigned to another job where he could do less harm.

    2. Re:Glass houses.. by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "The prosecutor was not fired, but reassigned to another job where he could do less harm."

      You mean, he was promoted.

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    3. Re:Glass houses.. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      start using "prouly made / supported in the us" products.. don't whine.

      Ugh... these products don't really exist. Even if it said that, I don't think you could be sure that the components weren't made overseas.

      I'm not against India at all. However, I would love to be able to boycott products from countries that have totalitarian regiemes. I don't like the idea of giving my money to support companies that have their workers working at gunpoint, or little girls chained to sewing machines. The problem is that even if you can find the microscopic label that says where a product was made, you don't know if it was made under humane conditions. It also tells you nothing about the parts or raw materials.

      I think the best answer would be that we should not have allowed countries that torture their people and don't have basic labor standards into WTO. Unfortunately, there was no democratic voice in the creation of WTO - just corporate folks who don't mind torture.

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  29. And tax returns by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    .....yep, US tax return processing is also outsourced to India (if not other countries as well)

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    1. Re:And tax returns by Grech · · Score: 1
      Actually, this is not true. The story you remember reading was about an accounting firm that outsourced return preparation to India. Return processing by the Treasury is done in the US at the 10 campuses, like so:
      1. Andover: Individual
      2. Atlanta: Individual
      3. Austin: Individual
      4. Brookhaven: Individual
      5. Cincinnati: Business
      6. Fresno: Individual
      7. Kansas City: Individual
      8. Memphis: Individual
      9. Ogden: Business
      10. Philadelphia: Individual and International
      All ten are in the US, last I checked.
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    2. Re:And tax returns by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

      True, I did mean preparation...nevertheless, you have American tax information in the hands of foreigners and what if the information is raided or stolen (not that it can't be stolen in the US as well)? It was just one more reason for me to file the old fashion way (although I've heard but have not confirmed that paper returns are turned into edocs anyway so I suppose they could be processed anywhere as well). I just found the story to be more ironic than threatening and wondered what Americans thought about non-Americans doing their tax preparation. If they knew, would they use a different company or would most not care? I don't know the answer, but I bet if you gave the people a discount for outsourced preparation, they would do it.

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  30. Re:In Backwards India by arcanumas · · Score: 1

    No you you've got it .. backwards
    Damn, i couldn't resits.

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  31. Beating followed by Hiring by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Since when is police brutality funny?
    I agree that police brutality is not funny. But in the next paragraph, we learn that both people involved were subsequently hired. I know it's not ironic because nothing on Slashdot is allowed to be, but it is incongruous.

    *WHAM* *THUD* *pained groan*
    "So, we'd like to tender an offer for employment. The physical abuse was just some playful hazing and the people ordering it have been sacked, drawn and quartered."

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  32. Re:Not everyone by JaxWeb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree. Not being a Computer Expert doesn't make you stupid.

    I'm sure many people here don't know much about Fine Art or Knitting or something, and that doesn't make them stupid, either.

    Their jobs aren't to work with computers, so whilst it is 'okay' to laugh at their mistakes, we mustn't mistake them for stupid.

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  33. Re:WTF? by __aamcgs2220 · · Score: 1

    That's great, but stop calling me Frankly.

  34. Yet another wired story. by tinla · · Score: 1



    Wow. Only Jan 6th and we've had 4 wired articles posted to the frontpage this year already. Did they give the slashdot eds subscriptions for xmas or something?

    The only story that hasn't been linked is the fake "Suck My Tiny Yellow Balls" story everyone else is running. See here, here, and here for a moderatly funny nintendo/microsoft jape.

    But seriously... enough wired articles!

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  35. Re:In Backwards India by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    Providing it has a long enough tongue, then yes.

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  36. Re:~sarcasam~Those Poor backwareds people~sarcasam by mobiux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But you see...
    It isn't irrelevant to them. It is their job to know what they are doing, and they don't.
    They are trying to enforce old school rules in a way that doesn't make sense in modern times.

  37. Linking != Distributing by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1, Interesting
    That's a really dangerous road to go down... when you establish a link to a site, you have no guarentee that its content won't change. If I link to a friend's site because I think her poetry is touching, then she starts posting her MP3 collection, am I really expected to be liable? Furthermore, in cases where the link and the site it's linked to are in different jursidictions, the legality gets confusing. Even more so if the person clicking the link is in yet another jurisdiction.
    The fact that, since the DeCSS trials, they consider it to be the same, is scary. Fortunately, they're largely being sensible and giving warnings first to people who aren't repeat offenders.

    That said, people like SuprNova and LokiTorrents are on shakier ground. Part of the basis of torrents is the veracity of the link. I do not believe it is possible for me to post a bittorrent to a file and then have someone change the file type, as may happen with web links. I would actually say that the case here is closer to, say, providing your office building's security plans to burglars. You know damn well that they're up to no good and therefore you're in collusion. You're not technically stealing anything but you're also not innocent of complicity. That said, I see it as a lesser crime and therefore deserving of a lesser penalty, much like how "aiding and abetting" tends to be less severe than the actual crime.

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    1. Re:Linking != Distributing by TrollBridge · · Score: 1
      "If I link to a friend's site because I think her poetry is touching, then she starts posting her MP3 collection, am I really expected to be liable?"

      If you are linking directly to the mp3 files, as many of these torrent tracking sites do, then yes, I'd wager that you can be found liable.

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  38. Lots and Lots of wrong. by abb3w · · Score: 1, Insightful
    While hosting the tracker file (which yes, most trackers I've seen actually do have the .torrent file itself on their web server, although not any pieces of the torrent itself) is not itself distributing restricted copyrighted material, that doesn't put them in the clear. Tell me, ever heard of the phrase "aiding and abetting"? The only use for a .torrent file is for downloading a torrent. If the torrent is for copyrighted material being without permission, it will take a damn fine lawyer to justify any legal purpose for having or distributing the corresponding .torrent file.

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    1. Re:Lots and Lots of wrong. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      How about I didn't put it there.

      I don't keep track of what my users do.

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    2. Re:Lots and Lots of wrong. by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey! My new S-meter indicates that you're trying to make fun of my religion. Either that, or you're trying to con me out of a sandwich. It's always so hard to tell, the indicator settings are so close together.

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    3. Re:Lots and Lots of wrong. by abb3w · · Score: 1
      How about I didn't put it there.

      A possible, if not bulletproof defense... provided you remove the .torrent file when requested by the copyright holder. If you refuse, you'll need a skilled lawyer for any meaningful defense-- that old "aiding and abetting" issue again.

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    4. Re:Lots and Lots of wrong. by qurk · · Score: 2

      :) Scientology is a religion? I thought it was the result of a drunken bar bet between Heinlein and Hubbard.

    5. Re:Lots and Lots of wrong. by abb3w · · Score: 1
      But .torrent file could be a text file. Or a propietary file of any kind :)

      Well, yes, and a .scr file could well have a spreadsheet, but I doubt you tried using Quattro on the last .scr file that was e-mailed to you. Normally, a file with a .torrent extension contains the information needed to link into the BitTorrent that the .torrent describes, for the purpose of downloading (and uploading) it.

      A .torrent file may well link to a BitTorrent for a text file, executable, ISO CD image, or any other type of tile-- call it a .foo file. But the .torrent file itself (containing information about file creation date, number of pieces, final size, etc.) is not the .foo file pointed to, it is a smaller file pointing to it. And handing out that .torrent file is, to give a poor analogy, like handing out a key to a stamping plant with thousands of copies of whatever the .foo file is; if the .foo is distributed with permission of the owner, all's well, but if not, then making and taking a copy from the stamping plant is a copyright violation, and the person who handed you the key is an accessory, and (depending on national law) prosecutable accordingly.

      If you were ignorant about the presence of the .torrent file on your web server, most nations have laws protecting you up to the point when you are notified. However, once you are told, you either take it down or are an accessory to the copyright "piracy".

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  39. One minute... by SoTuA · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is the difference between +4, funny and 0, redundant

    1. Re:One minute... by Proney · · Score: 1

      Let that be a lesson: Post first, link references later

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  40. True. by abb3w · · Score: 1
    I hope everyone realizes the issue at hand is rampant poverty not blatant stupidity.

    The issue is ignorance. Ignorance is oft curable. Stupidity is for life. The permanance of poverty you may take on faith or not.

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  41. What did happen by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's cops and robbers, and cowboys and Indians.

    You start mixing those up and no telling what might happen.


    Add a construction worker and a sailor and you might end up ruining every school dance in the country.

    1. Re:What did happen by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Biker. (hums YMCA to self)

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    2. Re:What did happen by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      It's cops and robbers, and cowboys and Indians.

      You start mixing those up and no telling what might happen.


      Add a construction worker and a sailor and you might end up ruining every school dance in the country.


      God, I hope not. Traditional Indian dancing is very beautiful. I'd hate to see us start exporting the freakin' village people.

      What next, Gonesh in a Nike ad? :-P

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  42. Re:Bring money by managerWally · · Score: 1

    This is not flamebait. this is largely true. I know, I am a resident Indian.

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  43. Sounds Familiar. by temojen · · Score: 1
    1. Outsource IT department to India.
    2. Department computers siezed by Indian government containing US customer info.
    3. Indian government now has full access to the detailed financial, demographic and medical information of US citizens.
    See this article, which says:
    B.C Privacy Commissioner David Loukidelis says the USA Patriot Act violates provincial privacy laws, because it can order American companies to hand over information on British Columbians in secret.

    Shortly after his report, the povincial government contracted out almost all of it's information services, accounting, payroll, health billing, family services information, drivers licenses, car licences, etc, mostly to american companies or subsidiaries of american companies.

  44. Give that Government Official A Raise! by sampson7 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Quote from the Article:
    When he wanted to register a firm called Pinstorm Online last year, the Registrar of Companies "refused to grant me the name because the government officials out there did not comprehend the word 'online,'" Murthy said. "I had to change the name to Pinstorm Technologies. And, in my detailed application in which I described my company, I had to change the word 'internet' to 'computer network' because the officials did not think (the) internet was a credible medium for business. They told me that."

    What's so strange about this? I hear the same thing from investers all the time!

    I wish that official had been managing my stock portfolio in 2001....
  45. Is this really redundant? by halivar · · Score: 1

    It was posted one minute after its (+3, Funny) predacessor. Because he took the extra time to stick in that bold tag, he's going to lose karma. Is that fair?

  46. Re:Wrong by nolife · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You need some crack? You can get it from a guy with a red hat standing on the corner of 15th and K.
    Can I now be charged with distributing also? What amount do you charge me with selling? How ever much he has with him or how ever much he sold since I told you where he was? What if I use different wording to describe the exact same thing.
    CAUTION, I saw the idiot with a red hat at the corner of 15th and K selling crack, he must be stopped, please avoid him at all costs and call the cops!!! Can I be charged for that also? I still told you where you could get it.

    The law is not as cut and dry as you think it is.

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  47. Phlogiston (Gesundheit!) is not Magic Smoke by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Phlogiston was the mysterious fluid in substances which fire was composed of. While incorrect, it's not that ignorant of an idea, as fire does flow a bit like water (supposedly even more so without gravity) and the fire had to come from somewhere in the material right? Besides which most items were lighter afterwards because all the phlogiston was gone...

    Anyhow, magic smoke is the air elemental let out of computer chips when they fry. See? Alchemy did prove something scientifical!

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  48. It's funny, Laugh by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, because torture is always so funny.
    Really, did anyone read the whole article?
    Hint: If this had happened in the US or Europe, slashbots would be up in arms. But it happened to "oh, those quaint indians" and suddenly it's funny.

    1. Re:It's funny, Laugh by ymgve · · Score: 1

      You're on Slashdot. Nobody reads the articles.

    2. Re:It's funny, Laugh by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      You know, you botched it... had you said "You're new here, right?", you'd have gotten an automatic +5, Funny. ;)

    3. Re:It's funny, Laugh by ymgve · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter, funny moderations don't give karma anymore..

  49. Whoever modded this flamebait... by halivar · · Score: 1

    ...obviously has never called Dell tech support. I've had to call them twice for a broken power supply, so I know. I completely endorse and support the modded-down comment.

    1. Re:Whoever modded this flamebait... by halivar · · Score: 1

      Well, if you'd just reinstalled Windows like you'd been asked to, you wouldn't have had to call them a second time, would you? :)

      Naw, the second time was really a continuation of the first. The dude accidently dropped the line on me after three hours of me working through his "routine" ("Now press the power button. Now unplug the power cord...") while I keep saying "Yeah, that didn't work because the power supply is broken".

      I call up again, get the same guy who definitely remembers me, but still insists that, because it's a fresh call, we have to go through the whole "routine" again before I can send in the defective power supply.

      Aaarrgh I hate outsourced tech support!

  50. Re:In Backwards India by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    When India gets their own equivalent of Sony and JVC to boost the quality of their products we'll be in trouble.

    LK

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  51. Overblown, but I doubt it's faked by abb3w · · Score: 1
    Stapled floppies containing pirated software? Two years ago? Nonsense. Even in the thirdest world places of the third world, there is no way anyone was using 5.25 or 8 inch floppies two years ago.

    On the one hand, it is possible to staple 3.5" floppies together, although a bit of a challenge. And on the other hand, I only dragged the last of my department's users off 5.25 floppies in summer of 2003... and this at a respectable US state school. (Of course, none of the school maintained labs have had a 5.25 since 1994, but not all of the users migrated their old data when the drives started vanishing.)

    There's still a few floppy, flimsy, and flappy (3.5, 5.25, 8) users out there, but thank Ghu they're getting rarer.

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  52. Re:Humorous - where? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    I was thinking that I guess you can see humor in it so long as it's far, far away (not the beatings, but most of the story). But if I lived in India, I seriously doubt I'd see anything humorous in this, if I was involved in any way with either high tech or the police. Or passports. Or driving. Come ti think of it, nobody would find it humorous except, perhaps, some anti-technology type longing for the good old days before the UK showed up. But they probably wouldn't hear about it.

  53. Re:~sarcasam~Those Poor backwareds people~sarcasam by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    >Those goofy Westerns who cant even figure out how to use a non-western toilet in the rest of the world!
    Video at 10:00

    Ummm.. I would hate to be exposed to video of people failing at using a squat toilet.

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  54. Re:Not everyone by Horse+Rotorvator+JAD · · Score: 1

    But the Fine Art of Knitting is not essential to most peoples daily lives. On the other hand many (most?) people must use a computer as part of their job.

    There is a certain basic level of understanding that everyone who uses computers should have in regards to computers just like there is a certain basic understanding that everyone who drives a car should have in regards to automobiles.

    If you are going to drive a car you should know that it needs to have its oil changed every "X" number of miles, you should know when and how to turn on your hazzard lights. You should know how to open the trunk and you should understand all the basic rules of the road. You don't need to be an automotive engineer or even a mechanic but in order to keep yourself and everyone you share the road with safe you should have a firm grasp of all the basics.

    The same applies to computers. If you use computers everyday; I don't care if you are a secretary, an accountant, whatever, you should know the basics. You don't need to be a computer scientist or even a run of the mill geek but in order to keep yourself and everyone you share the internet with safe you should have a firm grasp of all the basics.

  55. From Simpsons by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Homer's on the sub and then the Captain started the song:

    IN THE NAAAAAAAAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    and there was from what I recall an american indian , a cowboy and Smithers! That's close enough. I dare not to imagine what would happend if we added cops and robbers :X

  56. Different Kinds of Links by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    If you are linking directly to the mp3 files, as many of these torrent tracking sites do, then yes, I'd wager that you can be found liable.
    We're both kind of guilty of only targetting a particular part of each others' arguments. When you used "linking," I think you were referring exclusively to the direct linking to files, specifically torrent files whereas I initially responded thinking "link to a website" as in the DeCSS case and 2600 and probably didn't properly fix things up to show that I was thinking a more broad sense of links.

    With a bittorrent link, yes, I would be pretty definitely liable unless I were linking blindly to files, in which case I'd just be ignorant and probably deserving of being punished. With a regular weblink, I might link to her MP3 recitation of "Love's Labor Party's Loss.MP3" and then she puts up a file with that name containing Britney Spears' latest hit. There, I linked in good faith, but the content was changed. With torrent files, it is extremely difficult, if not impossible, to change the destination file. (I think I remember someone posting here about how to break the hash, so I won't say impossible)

    That said again, the torrent tracking sites were duly warned and it was only when they kept at their wicked course that they were prosecuted. I think that's fair. *wry grin* Admittedly, those warnings, when used with ISPs like Adelphia, can mean your contract is abruptly severed because they want to avoid legal trouble whether or not the complainers own the files in question... *grumble* Ok, so I'm still a bit bitter, but I'm digressing. Different kinds of links and torrents are awfully hard to be accidentally linking to illegal material.

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  57. Re:Not everyone by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    And not everyone enforces cybersecurity and other law pertinent to computers. But I don't think I'm going out on a limb here when I suggest that people enforcing those laws should know their way around a computer pretty well.

  58. Taj simile = Good Thing!? by StCredZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the guy with the article might need a bit of clueing too. To make the point that a part of India is very technically advanced, he calls it "the Taj Mahal of outsourcing."

    The Taj Mahal is a TOMB!

    1. Re:Taj simile = Good Thing!? by qurk · · Score: 1
      ....

      but WHAT A TOMB

      are the Pyramids even able to hold their weight as a tomb against the Taj Mahal?

    2. Re:Taj simile = Good Thing!? by nacturation · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think the guy with the article might need a bit of clueing too. To make the point that a part of India is very technically advanced, he calls it "the Taj Mahal of outsourcing."

      The Taj Mahal is a TOMB!


      The Taj Mahal draws in a ton of foreign tourists. In that respect, their IT industry plays a similar role but with foreign businesses.

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    3. Re:Taj simile = Good Thing!? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      interesting,

      The "Taj Mahal" conjures up images of lavish surroundings.

      To people the world over, the Taj Mahal, mausoleum of the mughal Empress Mumtaz Mahal, is synonymous with India. Its curving, gently swelling dome and the square base upon which its rests so lightly is a familiar image from hundreds of brochures and travel books. The Taj is undoubtedly one of the most spectacular buildings of the world. Renowned for its architectural magnificence and aesthetic beauty, it counts among man's proudest creations and is invariably included in the list of the world's foremost wonders. As a tomb, it has no match upon earth, for mortal remains have never been housed in greater grandeur.

      Yeah, I had no idea some dead empress chick was buried there. ;-)

      Even so, the "Taj Mahal of oursourcing" reeks of 20 minutes to deadline and story finished but still needing some "pizazz & punching-up".

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    4. Re:Taj simile = Good Thing!? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Only for values of "so many" equal to two!

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    5. Re:Taj simile = Good Thing!? by xerxesdaphat · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the New Zealand Herald (newspaper) once referred to how the "Cadillac is the Rolls-Royce of cars". =^_^=

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  59. Search Warrants by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some cops just seize everything remotely relevant to the warrant. They aren't stupid. It's easier to just take everything. It punishes the target of the warrant and disrupts their life/business. Why bother with a trial?

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  60. I tried this in Pittsburgh by drewzhrodague · · Score: 2, Funny

    I live in Pittsburgh, tried this and failed. I think I should move to a more metropolitan City, like Mumbai!

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  61. Re:Not....quite by legirons · · Score: 1

    "The site does host files, and those files are used for the sole purpose of unauthorized downloading of copyrighted material"

    (a) Who put those files there? Was it the tracker site or their user?

    (b) Did the tracker site make any illegal copies (i.e. was anyone's copyright infringed by the site?)

    (c) Is referring to something the same as making a copy of it?

  62. Simputer .. by sunsrin · · Score: 1

    Some of them have started using the Simputer. The relavent news starts from the Managing Traffic paragraph in the article

  63. Isn't this true everywhere? by sckeener · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the Article "The cop who checks your car license does not own a car," said Raghu Raman, who heads an information security firm called Mahindra Special Services Group. "The passport official who checks your passport does not go abroad. The cop to whom you go to register a credit card misuse does not own a credit card. If a cop is in no position to own a computer, how can he fight cybercrime? The field cop (and) the beat constable live in another world."

    'No where USA' has the same problems. I can remember back in the 80s when I had a user on my BBS that crashed the BBS on purpose. He was working on his PHD in Physics at RICE and was bored. I didn't know that at the time though. I tried to get Friendswood, TX Police involved. It took an eternity to get them to understand what the crime was and then they were so happy to have the first computer crime. Long story short the cops didn't know anything about computers and we ended up catching the guy by a plain old wire tapped phone call.

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  64. Re:~sarcasam~Those Poor backwareds people~sarcasam by finkployd · · Score: 1

    Isnt it funny how this people in this country dont understand technology that is largely irrelevant to them?

    I was not aware that basic technology was not relevent to police forces charged with investigating cybercrime. What an interesting viewpoint. I suppose DEA agents have no reason to learn anything about drugs either.

    Finkployd

  65. Re:Wrong by careykohl · · Score: 1
    The law is not as cut and dry as you think it is.


    The law is cut and dry. You're either innocent or guilty. If you know someone is dealing illegal drugs and you didn't alert the proper authorities, then you're guilty of aiding and abetting. Period.

    Whether or not the police would try to charge you with anything, or a jury would convict you, or a judge throws you in jail is a whole different matter. The law is binary, the application of the law has infinite possibilities.
  66. Re:In Backwards India by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

    Sony boosts quality of products?!

  67. Not just India... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 4, Funny
    There is a great old war story I heard which supposedly took place in France. While I think it was in the RISKs newsletter, I'm not entirely sure where I heard it so you should take it with a grain of salt...

    The story begins in punchcard days at one of the major mainframe companies (UNIVAC or IBM). A new release of software was shipped from the U.S. to France in the form of a large deck of punched cards. Upon arrival, the deck is loaded on the reader and the whole thing crashes. A second deck is shipped to the eagerly awaiting customer (remember, this was before overnight shipping) and the mainframe crashes again, but in an entirely different manner. The customer is frantic so it is decided (possibly after a few more iterations) to send an employee to babysit the delivery.

    All goes well until the deck hits Customs. It turns out that Paris had recently declared punchcard decks to be a bulk commodity (until then, there'd been no category to descibe them). This category includes things like shipments of grain, goose down, or reams of blank paper. Standard procedure calls for taking a small sample from each shipment and filing it away just in case there's a later question about the quality or identity of the goods.

    This means that the customs inspector would examine the card deck, verify it was what the manifest claimed it was, and then take two or three cards at random from the stack and carefully file them with the appropriate paperwork. Basically, they were removing 80 characters at a time from each release in random chunks.

    In the end the procedure was fixed. Presumably, though, the missing cards are still sitting in an archive somewhere in Paris, stapled to yellowing customs forms.

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    1. Re:Not just India... by Avian+visitor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've heard a simillar story. A company my father was working for ordered some quite expensive software from a foreign vendor for a mainframe or some other big machinery.

      The software came on rolls of magnetic tape and the insurance and customs papers for the shipment said something like:

      contents: 5 rolls of magnetic tape, value 10$
      xyz software, value 10000$

      Customs department of our country promptly returned the shipment back to the sender with an explanation: "Contents of the package not according to the documents enclosed. Inspection found 5 rolls of tape, but no software."

  68. Re:WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEIR SLASHDOT KA by jabber-admin · · Score: 1

    who really gives a shit about thier slashdot karma

    People who don't post anonymously?

  69. Yes yes.... by Momoru · · Score: 1

    Ok so people stop replying saying the same thing, I understand what your saying and that IS what i'm saying....what the ARTICLE said or implied was that the reason cops couldnt fight computer crime was cuz they couldn't afford computers. What I (and you) am saying is that you don't have to own something to understand it.

    1. Re:Yes yes.... by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1
      However, you need to understand it to do your job right, otherwise you could end up in a dangerous situation.

      Possibly unrelated, but I don't think so: One of my local newspapers, the Portland Tribune, did a series of articles on the Portland Police's campaign against Meth Labs (if we need to stop the spread of any one drug, Meth would be it). Officers ended up with serious health problems due to the exposure to the chemicals used in the production of Meth and their bi-products. The reason this happened was because Portland law-enforcement was ignorant to what the police raiding meth labs were getting into.

      How does this relate to the article? Well, ignorance is a curable disease, and the people responsible for enforcing the law should be educated in some of what to expect when investigating the cases they were assigned.

      Let's not forget those virus writer(s) who were able to get off lightly for writing catistrophic viruses because of legal loopholes in third world countries. If India wants to be part of the new information economy, it's laws, regulations, and how they are enforced need to adapt.

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  70. Not quite as scary... Or just possibly scarier. by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

    I work at a production company (television, internet video, corporate video, etc.). In one of our offices, there is a laptop connected to an external monitor and keyboard. All the parts of this setup are visible on top of the desk. The laptop belongs to Boss A, although more than one person has access to it. One day he was out of town on business, so he disconnected the laptop and took it with him, leaving the monitor and keyboard on the desk.

    Boss B came into the edit suite later that day and proceeded to have this conversation with me:

    Boss B: "I can't get that computer in the office to start up."
    Me: "Didn't Boss A take the laptop with him on his business trip?"
    Boss B: "Why does it matter where the laptop is?"
    Me: "Well, the monitor in there is just a screen... Without the laptop, there's no actual computer hooked up to it."
    Boss B: "Oh, so it's a hard drive thing, then, is it?"

    It's not the people who have no access to computers and don't understand them that scare me. It's the people who use computers every single day and still don't manage to learn anything about them that I find so frightening.

    Only today did I have to explain to Boss B how to cut and paste a link into her web browser. I fear for the fate of humanity.

  71. Re:Not everyone by MooseGuy529 · · Score: 1

    If their job is to fight "cybercrime" (i.e. stuff that's illegal anyway but sounds more glamourous when done with a computer involved) then their job is to work with computers! They can be considered stupid if they try to do a job they are not trained for, without either trying to learn more or realizing they can't do it.

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  72. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Um no, that is 100% wrong. You are not ever required by law to rat out anyone who is doing something illegal. Now, if the cops ask you and you refuse, and they CAN PROVE you know exactly the answer they are looking for, you can be prosecuted. Otherwise they can't do anything.

  73. Re:Editors do you do anything? by northcat · · Score: 1

    Except for saying "return" instead of "returning", it is grammatically correct. It is a complex construct and requires some intelligence or effort to understand.

  74. Re:In Backwards India by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    30 years ago Sony was one of the companies responsible for the increase of the quality in Japanese products.

    LK

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  75. Common in bureaucratic countries by kbahey · · Score: 1

    Wherever you have red tape government agencies in countries notorious for being too by the book, you get this when new technologies surface.

    In Egypt there were similar funny stories about police when enforcing intellectual property rights in the mid 1990s.

    They were confused on how to validate that you have a valid Windows license. At some point, owning a genuine Microsoft manual, or having the original CD, or having the holographic license would be valid licenses.

    In theory, one can then have one license applied to three machines. A relative of mine asked the officer that question, and as I recall, the officer said Yes.

    I don't know the situation now, but bungling things is part of the learning process (i.e. culture shock) they have to go through.

  76. Re:Wrong by careykohl · · Score: 1

    Well, I'll grant you it wasn't the perfect example of aiding and abetting, but it wasn't originally my example it was the GP's. The only point I wanted to make was that the *law* is always cut and dried, it's the way the law is applied that introduces the shades of grey. Using the example you cited the cops might have an air tight case that proves you lied to them, but the original offense you lied about might be so trivial as to not make it worth the effort to prosecute.

  77. The police is not totally at fault by ptr2004 · · Score: 1
    This is what happens when a law is ambiguous.

    According to India Information Act "publishing, transmitting, or causing to publish any information in electronic form, which is obscene." is a criminal offense.

    Now the "causing" part could mean anything anybody from the actual poster to ISP to CEO of a website. The Indian police interpreted it a certain way.

    I have heard that this confusion is causing some concern among cybercafé owners as they are afraid that they can be held for "causing".

  78. That's not the only thing that's familiar. by jd · · Score: 1
    The passport official who checks your passport does not go abroad.


    That's very likely the case in the US. Though, all the other people checking your (now digital) passport with assorted wireless receivers or reverse-engineered wireless transcievers probably don't go abroad either.


    Mind you, India did get one thing right. If Apple can block alternatives to iTunes, Instant Messenger companies can block clone writers, Amazon can patent the clicking of a button, and British Telecom can even TRY to patent hypertext, then the Internet really isn't much of a credible mechanism for commerce.


    To this day, the vast majority of Intetnet commerce doesn't require the use of digital signatures from the user or digital certificates from the client machine. This makes it very hard to prove that transactions ever really took place. There is simply nothing to show that the user is who they claim they are. There's only a mix of trust and hope.


    America is not the only country with absurd rules and farcical implementation. The UK isn't much better. Attempts to log seven years worth of IP packets over every ISP network were only shot down when it became obvious nobody was going to try and implement the law. The mere impossibility of compliance was never a factor. (Every ISP still has to log who accesses the network, in case it is ever marginally relevent to any court case.)


    There's also the decryption law, in which anyone who fails to produce a decryption key for a supposed encrypted document can be charged with a crime. True, there must be a reasonable suspicion they actually have such a key, but that's only because the Home Secretary was bombarded with encrypted e-mails he couldn't decrypt or provide a key for. The law, then, was changed to avoid looking stupider than they already did. It had nothing to do with the acceptability of the law itself.


    Mind you, the stupidity isn't all one way. The courts in Britain ruled that the hacker who broke into Prince Philip's e-mail account in the 80s didn't commit a crime because the equiptment for breaking and entering (the password) only existed in the computer's memory briefly and therefore did not really exist. The fact the guy broke in was never questioned by anyone.


    (Mind you, likening a password cracker to a lockpick wasn't exactly the world's brightest move on the part of the Government.)


    France and Germany have both prosecuted ISPs over content illegal in those specific countries, but where the material itself was overseas and merely accessed via the ISP.


    So, no, India is not the only source of naivety over technology. One of the more dangerous sources, given the degree of off-shoring to India, but it's definitely not unique.

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  79. I'm 42, but we had Apple II's in junior high. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    I already knew both Integer and Applesoft BASIC and FORTRAN (MUMNF) by the time I graduated from high school in 1981, as well as some bits and pieces of 65C02 assembler, thanks to the fact that the high school I went to in the Twin Cities had Apple II machines in the math department common area as well as in several other areas.

    A bunch of us were also exposed to e-mail, real-time chat (DDT, MTC, XTALK, MMT, etc.), interactive multiplayer text games (including KARNATH and MU,CCOMBAT,USMK031 - thanks Clay!), and so on through the MECC Timesharing System. There were a pair of TTY 33's sitting in a soundproof booth in the high school math department, and some of us spent more time in there than we probably should have.

    They also offered a BASIC programming class when I was a senior, so I was able to get a little bit of semi-formal training in spaghetti-code avoidance before going off to college and getting my BSCS.

    Not quite the same as typing classes in grade school, but I still had considerable exposure before college.

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  80. Re:Editors do you do anything? by northcat · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, I forgot, you should remove the to.

  81. Re:~sarcasam~Those Poor backwareds people~sarcasam by j0e_average · · Score: 1

    I get your point...but I think the guy made a typo. Regarding your other point, if more people would stop listening to "the man" and learn something about drugs, then maybe we wouldn't be spending billions of dollars, imprisoning non-violent people, and confiscating private property to "fight" an unwinnable "war".

  82. Re:Not....quite by shotfeel · · Score: 1

    (a) Who put those files there? Was it the tracker site or their user?

    Let's say its a user. Now let's add some possible scenarios.

    A) There's no sorting or moderation going on.

    B) The site's owners check files for quality/content before making them available.

    C) The site organizes torrents. There's a link for TV shows which takes you to a page listing specific TV shows (SG1, Farscape...) sorted by season.

    If you're doing A, you might be OK (IMO). With B or C things could easily go the other way -the site owner is actively participating.

  83. India today != Japan in the 1960s by happyemoticon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Japan has been, since the Shogunate, a pretty centralized operation and a land mass about equal to that of California. It has one ethnic group, Okinawans and other tiny minorities aside. Until the arrival of missionaries, the dominant religions (Shintoism and Buddhism) got along ok. By contrast, India is a large nation with many languages, violently opposing religions (Hinduism and Islam).

    Americans see the (academically speaking) creme de la creme of India, and sometimes we forget that most of India, both in land mass and population, is third world. Look at a street in Tokyo, then look at one in Calcutta. If that isn't a big enough contrast, just look down. Better yet, just take a deep breath and smell. Japan was able to do what it did, IMHO, because it was able to educate and modernize itself quickly and pervasively. Whether India can do that, or even if it is willing to do that (They throw away their best engineers, who graduated from a massive, publicly-funded university system! Does this sound like a sane government to you?), remains to be seen.

    1. Re:India today != Japan in the 1960s by operagost · · Score: 1

      They should pick a fight with the USA. Then after we crush them, we rebuild the infrastructure and pump up their economy with our own tax dollars.

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    2. Re:India today != Japan in the 1960s by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (They throw away their best engineers, who graduated from a massive, publicly-funded university system! Does this sound like a sane government to you?), remains to be seen.

      That is what our (US) system just may be doing via offshoring. The US government does not seem to care, chalking it up to "Natural Free Trade Churn". The recent election prettymuch settled the issue of protecting tech jobs. (According to W and ITAA, going to community college over and over again will fix it all.)

    3. Re:India today != Japan in the 1960s by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a movie where Canada started a war with the US for that very reason?

    4. Re:India today != Japan in the 1960s by cygnusx · · Score: 1

      > violently opposing religions (Hinduism and Islam)

      Rubbish. Hindus and Muslims have coexisted *quite* well for over 800 years in the Indian subcontinent (birthing 'fusion' cooking, music, art, architecture and language in the process). A lot of the current Hindu/Muslim angst has to do with the scars of partition (which is pretty traumatic for any country, ask China about Taiwan), which was a political convenience 50 years ago.

      Hindus and Muslims in South Asia are more alike than they are different.

      Anyway- so India is diverse. And how is this is a bad thing? Or should every nation be as racially monolithic as Japan?

      > They throw away their best engineers, who graduated from a massive, publicly-funded university system!

      Some of the best engineers *leave* because its a free country and the tradeoff of living in India isn't worth it to them. What do you think the Indian government should do, send 'em to the gulag?

      Not all of India's university system today is publicly funded: besides many privately run colleges and universities, the IIMs (not sure about the IITs but they huge amounts from alums) today are self-sustaining.

      > Look at a street in Tokyo, then look at one in Calcutta.

      Actually, look at Shanghai versus any Indian city. As I understand it: if you are a poor farmer from China's west looking to make a little more in the city, you need a work-permit to even enter Shanghai, and these work-permits have to renewed annually.

      In India, a poor farmer wanting to make a little more comes into a city and works. Freedom of intra-border movement. That pesky freedom thing again.

      (Unchecked rural migration is of course one of the largest *external* factors that make increase pressure on India's cities. However, Indian government and bureaucracy is hugely inefficient and corrupt and by far that is the biggest factor, but hey, in a democracy, people get the government they deserve.)

      > most of India, both in land mass and population, is third world

      How can a 'land mass' be third-world? Nations or economies can be, though, and here India, while far from developed, has quite firmly left the days of least-developed (which is the modern sense of 'third-world') behind.

    5. Re:India today != Japan in the 1960s by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      India doesn't have intercontinental ballistic launch vehicles. Dude.

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    6. Re:India today != Japan in the 1960s by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I sounded biased. One of my friends just got back from volunteer teaching in a rural area of India, and I was a bit inflamed by (some) of her experiences there. And I hate it when people make poor analogies.

  84. That's it! It's time to share.... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    It gives me some faint thrill of schanefrude that the originator of that "place X is so backwards" joke now resides in Branson, Mo.

    I have no idea why.

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    1. Re:That's it! It's time to share.... by arcanumas · · Score: 1
      I have no idea what you are talking about.
      I didn't even know there is a backwards joke.
      I thought i was being funny by relating the grandparent's post mention of 'backwards' and the parent's post reversing of the situation.
      But it seems that unbeknownst to me i was being a troll. Still don't know why.
      Oh well, Not being from the US doesn't help either i guess :)

      Oh, and wtf is schanefrude? Google returns 0 hits.

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  85. Re:Not everyone by vertinox · · Score: 1

    That is true, but...

    We consider anyone who can't read or write "stupid". We also consider those who can't speak well "stupid". (This of course is not true for everyone, but I'm talking about the majority's perspective).

    Today, computers are becoming an extension of human communication and much like one would consider a person who can't use the basic functions of a rotary phone in the 1980's "stupid", those in the future generations (like it or not) will look down on those who cannot use computer technology as "stupid".

    And right now I'm sure someone is looking down on my grammar...

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  86. Re:Not quite as scary... Or just possibly scarier. by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1
    I work a computer tutor at a community college. I run into people like this all the time. Today I had to help a student (one in his late 50's early 60's) who didn't recognize that the computer wasn't turned on . I've also had to help older students (late 60's, early 70's) do such things as creating folders.

    And there's the constant matter of people who try to do Instant Messanging in the lab despite the fact that we don't allow IMing in the lab. And then they try to play the tutors for stupid by closing the window but not closing the program in the system tray.

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  87. SOME OF US POSTING WITH OUR NAMES... by aWalrus · · Score: 1

    Don't give a shit either.

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  88. Re:Wrong by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

    You're right, this is generally true. However, it is possible to have a law making it mandatory to report criminal activity you're aware of under certain circumstances. For example, in many (all?) US states, if a teacher is aware that one of the students is a victim of child abuse, they are required by law to report this.

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  89. The US is missing an opportunity! by payndz · · Score: 1

    It could just send its own highly technologically-aware cops to India to cover their lack of experience. Why, with that whole half-day of training on Windows 95, I'm sure all the Roscoe P Coltranes at the FBI and Homeland Security would kill for the chance to earn some extra cash by beating geeky suspects with belts, especially at the current exchange rate!

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  90. Re:Not everyone by B1ackDragon · · Score: 1

    I do know how to knit. NOW who's the stupid one?!?

    :-D

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  91. Mod Parent Flamebait by alphakappa · · Score: 1

    "caste-insipired racism, sectarian violence, a prostitution industry that puts most of Asia to shame and one of the highest AIDS rates in the world. Not to mention the recent tsunami victims."

    Apart from everything else, what on earth has the tsunami got to do with caste and violence problems? And how did this person declare hte space program to be of 'dubious value'.. heard of geo sensing, farming, mining and a zillion other industries in India that depend on the space program?

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  92. Hey guys! It's INDIA, remember? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    The place where people open up holes in buildings because they "felt like it", others worship cows while millions are starving, and classify people in chastes, treating the lowest rank as worse than animals.

    So is it a mystery that cops aren't educated in I.T., when snake enchanters rely on "magical stones" to prevent poison, and the majority of the population purify themselves in a river infestated by half-burned corpses?

    And don't tell me "it's not their fault" that they don't have the slightest idea of I.T. Well you're right. It isn't THEIR fault. It's the GOVERNMENT's fault. They should have education programs for the law-enforcement workers.

    Indian programmers are the exception here, not the rule. "But there are millions of them!" Yeah, a few millions in a 944.5M population (by 1996). So that'd be less than 1%, don't you think? MUCH less than 1% if you ask me.

  93. Re:I think they do tech support on the side.... by Crouchy · · Score: 1
    Well if Bill Gates can't get a system to run correctly, I have very little faith in anybody giving support to such a flaky Windows PCs.


    The shear complexity of supporting a windows systems, with thousands of drivers written by third party suppliers that have numerous bugs that can produce the all to common Blue Screen of Death. Considering some of these drivers that cause these problems are not installed by the company selling the PC but by the customer installing a new piece of software, the Tech Support is on a hiding to nothing to support any system. Hence we get used to that all too common solution "Please try reinstalling window Sir".


    My only wish is when XP detects a critical error that instead of producing a Blue Screen of Death, that it could recover by shutting driver down and not force the user to reboot as the only solution. Considering a lot of Blue Screens appear when system is loading drivers (from my own experience), it shouldn't take rocket science to figure which driver is at fault.

  94. Stark contrasts by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how a society can have such stark contrasts.

    Yeah, like movie companies making billions in Hollywood,California, while immigrant workers in the same state are getting exhausted 16 hours a-day under the sun, being exposed to illegal pesticides and are constantly threatened with migration.

    Yeah, stark contrasts, indeed.

  95. Re:~sarcasam~Those Poor backwareds people~sarcasam by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

    Those goofy Westerns who cant even figure out how to use a non-western toilet in the rest of the world!

    When in Rome, poo as romans poo.

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  96. Re:It's true the world over... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Can't find a job, become a cop.

    In Mexico City I *JUST* saw a subway ad inviting people to join the Preventive Police. It read: "Live up to your expectations by joining the Preventive Police". Of course that shouldn't amaze me since Mexico City is the 4th least-productive major city in the WORLD.

    And I live in it! :'(

  97. Re:Wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Strangely enough a large number of people came by the 15th and K, to my hot dog stand and ask me if I could sell them some crack.

    Even more strangely, some of them asked me if I would sell my red hat!

  98. Re:Wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    BTW., I made 699USD selling my red hat to some dude with a MS logo on his jacket.

  99. Re:In Backwards India by Crouchy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I take it as a joke... bit of sarcasm.


    I have had several issues with Sony products, such as a Viao Laptop faulty power supply that Sony wouldn't replace under warranty as they believed my system was owned by Dabs (a online computer store in the UK), Car Stereo that the CDs multi stack kept on getting jammed.


    Don't take it just from me, look at other peoples experiences: http://www.my3cents.com/search.cgi?criteria=sony


    But then again you have to take these complaints with a pinch of salt, sometimes some customers (including myself) expect to much.


    It is probably a no brainer to guess which MP3 player out I will buy out of the Apple iPod or Sony NW-HD3 player in the next month.. (hint it's not the Sony)

  100. Re:I think they do tech support on the side.... by Obliviously · · Score: 1

    I work for a small IT firm that occasionally services personal computers. It is very common for clients to show up with their monitor...I have even seen someone show up with an LCD! because Windows wasn't working.

    When they actually do show up with the computer it usually includes the power cord (we apparently can't obtain their one of a kind cord!) or they show up with their laptop without its charger/AC power.

    There is also the client who complained his new wireless keyboard and mouse weren't working (batteries were in backwards). He complained the manual wasn't specific and the KB/mouse combo was TOO COMPLEX for him. I asked if he had ever changed batteries on his TV remote at home in the last decade...

    The funniest in most recent memory was a client that my company provides IT for. I get a call asking that I restart all the company servers due to large amounts of static electricity on the network which caused certain webpages to be unavailable....... .......sometimes i don't know whether to laugh or cry ;-)

    fyi - turned out to be hijacked hosts file on one laptop.

  101. I agree... by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    My favorite part of the article:
    And, in my detailed application in which I described my company, I had to change the word 'internet' to 'computer network' because the officials did not think (the) internet was a credible medium for business. They told me that."

    I totally agree - you really cannot make money on the internet. Keep it on your local computer network and THEN the cash will start flowing in.

    Apparently, it would be interesting to see them try to crack a piracy problem. "Yes, feel free to grab the monitor and any floppies. But don't touch that box in the corner. I use it to heat my room..."

    In other news, American police officers are now going to solve high-tech crimes in India. No one should worry though, they will get Indian pay, and can now buy donuts at local Dunkin Donuts using rupees. Just doublecheck when you get your change at local stores to see if it's a penny or a rupee.

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  102. this is due to a huge generation gap by adeydas · · Score: 1

    Hard to believe but computers were almost non-existent in most parts of India about ten to fifteen years ago. The computer boom started only somewhere in the early 1990's. Only high end government organisations used computers then. Even today half of the non-techie people dosen't know the difference between INTERNET and email. Needless to say the graduates who took posts as police officers and judges were not trained for the medium and hence they lack the much needed professional skills. This is primarily due to the sudden technology boom. But we are progressing and the next generations of officers would be a lot better.

  103. Re:Not everyone by hey! · · Score: 1

    I agree. Not being a Computer Expert doesn't make you stupid.

    Actually, after spending an afternoon ridding my sister's computer of spyware and popups, I started to feel like being a computer expert made me stupid.

    If I'd known twenty five years ago what Microsoft domination was going to do to the computer industry, I would have put my geek energies into rebuilding engines or bird identification or optics or something else.

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  104. Re:Wrong by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    See those hippie Linux criminals? They sell their crack using Red Hat!

    Of course, "crack" in this context is starting to sound like a keygen or something....

  105. Half-truths : 5.25inch floppies two years ago? by sch7572 · · Score: 1

    I've definitely heard this story about stapling floppies. But it was 10 years ago when I was an undergrad in Delhi...there's NO WAY it could have happened two years ago. 5.25in floppies were neother manufactured nor available 2 years ago in India. Half-truths and half-rumors seem to have been liberally mixed in this story. I agree the story is somewhat funny. But there sure is an undertone of "look-at-the-smart-assed-Indians" in the story... They won' be laughing for long though :-) Won't be too long before rest of the world outsources its cybercrime investigations to the lower-paid techie-cops in India.

  106. its toooo bad by bineeshav · · Score: 1

    ---- "The cop who checks your car license does not own a car," "The passport official who checks your passport does not go abroad. " ---- What bullshit points ........!!!!!

  107. Sorry, doesn't work by metamorphage · · Score: 1

    Missing 3.5. ?????

  108. Re:India today != Japan in the 1960s (OT) by nonicenamesleft · · Score: 1
    Japan was able to do what it did, IMHO, because it was able to educate and modernize itself quickly and pervasively.

    Yes, India today!=Japan in the 1960s. India today, trading with rest of the world at "somewhat" more even terms, is where Japan was in 1890s. Japan - with never under the colonial rulers sucking away its wealth - started developing industry and infrastructure for the Japanese people and reforming its society to create even playing field for industries that wanted to grow since 1860s. http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e2130.html Yes, WW2 was a huge setback to thriving Japanese people and they did quite well to be where they are today. However when one generation has seen days of wealth, it does inspire the next generation to build an even greater empire. Not taking anything from them - they are probably the one of most hardworking ethnic groups. India, OTOH, had its first big war of independence against the British in 1857 and became a soveriegn country and started working for itself in 1947. Those very reforms that started as early as 1860s in Japan, started around the turn of this century in India.

    Whether India can do that, or even if it is willing to do that (They throw away their best engineers, who graduated from a massive, publicly-funded university system! Does this sound like a sane government to you?), remains to be seen.

    Given this historical context it seems to me India has done reasonably well in last 15 years and probably more quickly than other most other countries (including Japan) that I know of. I happen to be an engineer from these publicly funded university system you are alluding to, and I dont know where am I being "thrown". At the risk of sounding presumptuous, let me add that engineers from these schools have played a big role in this.

  109. This Is Copied by deviq · · Score: 1

    Hey, This article is mostly ripped off from an Economic Times.com article. They had written it just after the Bazee incident. Hm, Maybe should report Wired News to the Mumbai CyberCrime Cell. dEV Sorry couldn't find the link cos the economictimes.com search page was down while I typed this. U can try and search. I get the paper everyday so I am sure about it being ripped off.

  110. Re:Wrong by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    CAUTION, I saw the idiot with a red hat at the corner of 15th and K selling crack, he must be stopped, please avoid him at all costs and call the cops!!! Can I be charged for that also? That depends on whether the person you told buys crack or calls the police.
    Nope. You are not liable for the actions of two other people (the person you told and the crack dealer).