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Fired AOL Engineer gets 15 Months
n3hat writes "A former America Online software engineer was sentenced to 15 months in prison for stealing 92 million screen names and e-mail addresses and selling them to spammers who sent out up to 7 billion unsolicited e-mail messages, according to this A.P. story in the Baltimore Sun."
AOL still blows and we are amazed people still use it.
I know, I know... probably a flamebait rating but come on, you know you giggled!
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He has got just 1 second of jail per 175 emails.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
Obligatory Family Guy joke: "Remember last week when you asked me to define irony and I said - urarghhh!" AOL personally kept me supplied with floppy disks during my school dayz, and many a cd coaster when I started working IT. These guys are the king of snail mail spam (virus(AOL8) laden cd's anyone :) and here this guy goes and follows their lead online, further screwing over the poor AOL customers. I love it.
The rock, the vulture, and the chain
Prisoner #1: So what're you in for?
Prisoner #2: Aggravated assault. You?
Prisoner #1: Armed robbery. How 'bout you?
AOL Engineer: I stole 92 million screen names and e-mail addresses and sold them to spammers who sent out up to 7 billion unsolicited e-mail messages.
Prisoners #1 and 2 inch away from AOL Engineer at the lunch table
AOL E-mail Data Thief Gets 15 Months in Prison
AP's Larry Neumeister reports that the AOL employee who sold 92 million stolen e-mail addresses and screen names to spammers has been sentenced to one year and three months in prison. Jason Smathers sold the list to spammers for $28,000, who then proceeded to send as many as 7 billion spam messages. The prosecutor in the case estimated 'AOL suffered a loss of 10 cents for every 1,000 spam e-mails sent to subscribers.' The judge suggested that Smathers pay $84,000 in restitution but will decide on the final figure after AOL files details of financial losses due to increased staff, hardware and software costs. An interesting note: Judge Alvin Hellerstein said in December that he canceled his AOL subscription because he received too much spam.
2005-08-17 21:42:32 AOL E-mail Data Thief Gets 15 Months in Prison (Index,Spam) (rejected)
How many years are AOL's management getting for... well, managing AOL.
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I've never understood why non-violent criminals are even put into jail. Instead of us taxpayers paying about 25 grand a year for this guy(a number I pulled directly out of my ass, by the way); he should be forced to repay the damage that he has done. And, if it takes the rest of his life, then so be it; just don't let the guy declare bankruptcy (another thing I've never really understood).
Anyways, save jail for the murderers, rapists, and child molesters of the world. Make people like this guy, Martha Stewart, and Bernie Ebbers repay they're debt in other more productive ways.
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I wonder how he stole them? And how long did it take for him to give them back? Did they ever find them?
of those 92 million, only about 2 million actually use aol mail... the rest are people who used up thier free trial and moved on.
I mean seriously, you expect me to believe that AOL has 92 million paying customers?
Honestly if I were a spammer, I'd only pay half price for AOL addresses, the odds of someone reading your email (especially after filtering) is nearly zero.
Sometimes the best solution is to stop wasting time looking for an easy solution.
"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"
Indeed.
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
Kevin Mitnick prowls around some machines, steals nothing, damages nothing, yet spends four years in jail waiting for his trial, gets a five year sentence, and has to stay away from computers for another few years, while this fucknuts steals a subscriber list for spammers and gets a slap on the wrist? Doesn't even have to stay away from other people's mail servers? Riiight.
All in the name of poetic justice.
Fight Spammers!
Does anybody actually know the charge he was convicted of? I looked at the article and it mentioned pleas and taking "stolen property" across state lines, and CAN-SPAM, but none of these were clear as to what he was actually convicted of.
Anybody?
"You've Got Jail !"
StupidChildren...the reason jesus is crying
"I know I've done something very wrong,"
Come on, what else could you say...
"I just stole 92 million email addresses and sold them...sorry guys, I didn't know what I was doing."
Before you die, you see DoubleRing...
He's NOT that cute.
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
He better pray for solitary confinement. Bubba and his posse are all fiercely loyal AOL users and they don't NEED no \/i@GR@ or Ci@li5.
what's the point in selling 92 million email address? any dictionary attack worth it's weight will have found 80%+ of those accounts anyway... with 92 million of these suckers, any @ aol.com will almost certainly come up with a match, or at least a partial match.
I mean he stole a ton of personal info and stuff.
There are a lot of hardcore hackers that got a ton more time than that.
Tell me what you think?
ACK
For that many people shouldn't he be held responsible for each and everyone of their woes?
From what I understand, there are several robot programs that go through AOL chat rooms and suck down screen names for use in spam operations. I would suspect that that technique is:
- more effective, since all of the addresses you gather are known good
- cheaper, since you can get millions of addresses a week then cancel your free trial
- less risky
A spammer that pays that kind of money for such a seemingly worthless list of stolen addresses should look for another line of work.
bash: rtfm: command not found
Cost in dolars delete spam from your AOL account: $5
Cost to have CompUSSR repair your PC from spyware: $150
The look on the spammer's face as he see "Bubba" get a penis enlargement spam: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's KARMA!
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Have to wonder...Will he end up like that Russian Spammer? Murdered :)
I must say, that fate should befall all spammers...
The most I've ever got from AOL was 1 month free.
Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
Do you think the Baltimore Sun will get slashdotted?
If you read TFA you'll see that the AOLer got off easy because he pleaded guilty very early on. In contrast this Kevin Mitnick nitwit is even now trying to play the victim and not really sounding contrite about it.
Take a look at his photo so you'll know what I mean....
Best Buy can have you arrested
This type of person should get a day in jail and fined $2 for every email address they sell.
Also Spammers should get a day in jail for every email they send and fined $2 as well. Furthermore the should be made to take one viagra pill for every email they sent advertising it.
"I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google"
It all comes down to fear. People fear "hackers", and so hackers get tougher sentences.
Everyone understands the notion of an employee stealing personal information from their company. On the other hand, the average
American has no clue how hardcore hackers do what they do, or what they are capable of and so naturally hackers are feared. They are the "boogey man" of technology.
OK - no chance of the government being that smart... but it would be nice.
This is absurd. What a paltry amount of time to serve for such a hardened thug! There are people who get more time than that for murdering or robbing someone, and that's just sad. When are we going to crack down and show these online hoodlums that crime doesn't pay?
The Chronic *WHAT* les of Narnia!
Why post anonymously?
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I couldn't resist.
And most of the people with titles like "software engineer" put just as much time, effort, and money into getting their computer science degrees.
I'll take "software engineer" off my business card as soon as I see engineering professors stop referring to themselves as "Dr.".
This is just like spam; nobody would post tfa if there weren't a market for it or an advantage in it ...
Why don't we put this clown in the stocks in the public square of his hometown, and let anyone who's received a spam from his customers slap him upside the head?
Sure, it might result in a fatal concussion sometime around the fourth of fifth hour of people lining up to smack him, but them's the breaks.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
The guy got CANNED, but so did we...
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Yeah, hilarious. He desereved to be gang raped and/or forced to perform sexual favors for his crime that physicall harmed no one.
Also I guess I missed where the judge included "rape" in the 15 month jail sentence.
Internet tough guys, huh?
The article just says "conspiracy", which is pretty vague. I suspect that it means "conspiracy to commit fraud", 18 USC 371, punishable by up to 5 years.
hey let's play the spelling game, I'll go first
;__;
no I lose
Yeah, and those aren't engineering degrees. So they shouldn't be calling themselves engineers.
I'll take "software engineer" off my business card as soon as I see engineering professors stop referring to themselves as "Dr.".
Are these the same people who got their doctorate degrees? If not, I agree. They should take it off. And you should stop calling yourself an engineer.
You've got jail!
Don't stow thrones in grass houses.
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" If I had to go to jail for a cybercrime, I would at least want the other inmates to understand the charge."
The public at large may not be experts in some of the more sophisticated crimes, nor in the finer points of intellectual property (e.g., as applied to those database records), but stuff like spam is something you don't need a Ph.D. in CS to understand. If someone doesn't understand, someone else will explain it to them.
Spammer: "I sold 92 million AOL email addresses to spammers."
Bubba: "Uh, wot's a spammer"
Billy Joe: "Bubba, you know those 'enlarge your penis' and 'horny teens waiting for you' messages you told me your little daughter was getting on AOL? This guy told them where to send those."
Which way it goes from there, I wouldn't know. But from there Bubba understands exactly what the cybercrime was.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
What makes it not an engineering degree?
I have a BSCS from an engineering school. At an engineering school, the curriculum is basically the same for all students up to junior year. For instance, I took the same science and math courses as the rest of the engineering students. I had to take the same number of science courses as the EEs, and more math courses than the EEs. Some of the more advanced courses are also the same for CS as they are for EE, so some of the courses I took were also EE courses and taught by EE professors. I was, of course, required to take a course in software engineering. In addition, I also had to take a course on the social implications of software engineering, which is something the other engineering disciplines did not have a course comparable to.
So why is my degree not an engineering degree?
I still don't call myself an engineer. Back off man, I'm a scientist.
Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
They take common names and add three-digit or more extensions just as many acutal AOL users select their names. Start with ann001@aol.com (would anyone used ann000?) through ann999, bill001 thru bill999, to walt001 through walt999, and you can get a bunch of names there. Don't even bother with the bounces, have reply-to point to (poor) ann001. This is not efficient, probably most will bounce, but spammers don't care, especially when the sending bandwidth being abused is some foreign open server.
Tag lost or not installed.
Reminds me of something an old professor of mine would quote whenever someone would wish disproportionate punishment upon a person.
"Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself." - Shakespeare, King Henry VIII
If we wish murder upon this guy, how medieval should we act toward actual threats to society?
Press enter please
Hey sizzlechest. Are you fucking high?
-"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
:-)
Ghostbusters! I got it, if nobody else did. Fuckin' great.
Seems to me though, if it were such a prestigious and academic thing to be either an engineer or scientist, those who are wouldn't argue about it this on slashdot . . .
You've let yourselves slide a little since the good 'ol college days, eh?
He plead guilty and expressed believable remorse for his actions. That's the whole difference. Like it or not, that's how our system works.
Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
And most of the people with titles like "software engineer" put just as much time, effort, and money into getting their computer science degrees.
And I put just as much time, effort and money into getting my physics degree, but that doesn't make me an engineer. I have friends who similarly invested in their arts degrees - would you call them engineers?
It's official. Most of you are morons.
ya it is stupid to put him in jail, a much better punishment would be to make him hand write a spam message for every spam sent out, or hand type an apology and send it to every email on his list, or be a human spam filter for SA for free for 10000 hours...
AOL engineer: And creatin' a nuisance . . .
And they all came back, shook the Engineer's hand, and they had a great time talkin' about crime, aggravated assaultin', armed robberin', . . . all kinds of groovy things that they was talkin' about, and everything was fine.
I've been sentenced for a D.U.I. offense. My 3rd one. When I first came to prison, I had no idea what to expect. Certainly none of this. I'm a tall white male, who unfortunately has a small amount of feminine characteristics. And very shy. These characteristics have got me raped so many times I have no more feelings physically. I have been raped by up to 5 black men and two white men at a time. I've had knifes at my head and throat. I had fought and been beat so hard that I didn't ever think I'd see straight again. One time when I refused to enter a cell, I was brutally attacked by staff and taken to segragation though I had only wanted to prevent the same and worse by not locking up with my cell mate. There is no supervision after lockdown. I was given a conduct report. I explained to the hearing officer what the issue was. He told me that off the record, He suggests I find a man I would/could willingly have sex with to prevent these things from happening. I've requested protective custody only to be denied. It is not available here. He also said there was no where to run to, and it would be best for me to accept things . . . . I probably have AIDS now. I have great difficulty raising food to my mouth from shaking after nightmares or thinking to hard on all this . . . . I've laid down without physical fight to be sodomized. To prevent so much damage in struggles, ripping and tearing. Though in not fighting, it caused my heart and spirit to be raped as well. Something I don't know if I'll ever forgive myself for.
-A letter to Human Rights Watch
Prison rape is funny again, guys!
Well written.
One might note that the young man is spending a whole 420 milliseconds in prison for each email address stolen. I am not sure what this sends as a message to other would be thieves. Is stealing a thousand names good for only 420 seconds in jail? Are there enough names in the world to put the fellow away for a serious length of time?
{^_-}
... we already have that system. You may notice that stuff like getting a different sentence for pleading guilty or cooperating with justice aren't new to this case. That's how the RL system works, and is supposed to work.
There is no such thing as purely objective justice, where the sentence is just spat out based on a formula. (Just feed the crime in, have a computer churn a few seconds, spit out the exact number of days in jail.) It's not even supposed to work that way.
As for who picks the nitwits, that's the judge. There's a reason laws give him/her a very broad interval and let him/her decide where in that interval you fit.
The job of justice isn't just to dish out punishment, but to hopefully reduce crime. And not just from a theoretical humanitarian point of view. There just isn't place in prisons to give maximum sentence to everyone. It's a limited resource, and you have to decide how much of it is _needed_ to help keep crime down.
So a judge's job _is_ to decide, among other things, what the risks are of you doing it again if he/she let you go.
If you've spent _years_ doing the same kind of crime, and still maintain that it was within your rights to do so and it's the victim's fault if their front door lock could be lockpicked (or their network could be broken into)... you've just convinced him/her that if you were let go, you'd run do the same.
So, yes, the moral of the story is: if you're a twit with the judge, he _is_ entitled to have the last laugh. That guy/gal isn't the enemy, and may well even be looking for an excuse to give you community service or a fine instead. (Like he suggested in this case at one point.) But if you tell him basically "bah, they deserved having their house/network/whatever burglarized, and you guys are victimizing me by trying to keep me from doing it again", congrats, you've just shot yourself in the foot.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
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Deus est fatalis
... this is in reference to Alice's Restaurant.
"Thank you. Please spellcheck your genitalia references though.
Actually, a better alternative would be to sentence him to sending apologies to all of the people whose addresses he stole.
By hand. One at a time.
If courts started making spammers do this instead, it'd be a much better deterrent than jail, and it would much better fit the crime.
my mouse button isn't working so I couldn't clickthru :(
Ron dies in chapter 9 of book 7.
I guess he left the HTML formatting on and did not preview...
Poor bastard!
Dependency hell? =>
I can't help but think jail is a bit harsh. I mean, he sold the list, he didn't actually spam anyone.
I dunno, maybe something more inline, make the fucker person appologize to the 92 million customers, one at a time, in alphabetical order.
As for the cunt in vegas, well, string him up by the balls and poke fire ants into his nostrils.
Why is it that people think a distributed crime is any less of a crime? Do you think it'd be OK if he stole $130,000 from a bank? Then why do you think it's OK that he stole $0.0019 each (1 second's wages at $6.75/hr) from 70 million people? They work out to the same amount of money.
Prision is not a deterrent against white-collar crime: punitive damages and fines, preferrably the type that drives one to bankruptcy, are. The possibility of passing many years in jail just makes white-collar criminals more willing to "step up" and resort to common violence to cover up their white-collar crimes.
It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
Therefore, the list of screennames would be worth much less to a spammer, as the delivery rate for the mails would be much lower, even with multiple addresses for each account.
"Teleporting Rodents with D-Cell Battery Displacement" theory -- IgnoramusMaximus (692000)
The cost that AOL pays for -- manufacturing and postage -- comes from AOL costumers.
It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
The guy you know that owns nothing still can be made to pick garbage in the side of a highway for $5/hour, till he pays his debt.
If white-collar criminals become more likely to commit violence to avoid prison, wouldn't that suggest that prison is something they fear? If this is true and some become more likely to restort to violence, it follows that some will be less likely to commit crimes in the first place.
NO, this is not how deterrance works. Deterrance works when the punishment is big enough for you to consider not comitting that crime, and not big enough for you to consider that "if I will do this, I may very well to THAT too, makes no difference".
I'm not speaking with a great deal of experience here but I'd hope that someone who steal 80,000 dollars through fraud and someone who walks in to a shop and steals the same amount would receive similar punishment (assuming the shop robbery didn't involve violence).
So do I. In my perfect world, they both would have to pay $320,000 to the shop owner/defrauded person -- even if it takes the rest of their lives picking garbage all the Saturday long -- and a hefty fine to the State (to pay for the judicial system). Now, if they disobeyed this, then it's all right to throw them in jail.
It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
I'll kindly point your attention to one of the definitions you yourself have highlighted: " 1. The application of scientific and mathematical principles to practical ends such as the design, manufacture, and operation of efficient and economical structures, machines, processes, and systems. "
You may notice certain words in there like "scientific" or "mathematical". So, sad to say, an ex-burger-flipper who faked a resume and copies-and-pastes from tutorials he doesn't even _understand_, doesn't fit that definition any way you want to stretch it.
I've worked with people who know their trade and spent two decades learning to do a solid engineering job even without a university degree, yes. But the vast majority of ex-burger-flippers turned VB "engineers" just because it paid better, nope, sorry, are not doing anything even _vaguely_ resembling engineering. (Software or otherwise.)
The vast majority don't even understand the most elementary _basics_ of the science or mathematics behind it. And show no sign of even trying to learn. They'll just do a copy-and-paste job (sometimes via memory, but copy-and-paste job nevertheless) from some tutorial they've seen somewhere, without even understanding what or why happened there.
I fondly call it "cargo cult programming."
The story behind "cargo cults" is that in WW2 airplanes dropped food and supplies on various islands to support their troops there. A lot missed the mark and were found by natives instead. Who never understood what happened there, but some proceeded to pray to the mysterious metal birds to come drop more stuff. And when that didn't happen, they carved statues of airplanes and prayed to them some more.
Well, that's the kind of code I see every day. Code written by someone who never even understood wtf _is_ a factory, or a singleton, or whatever (and much less _mathematical_ stuff like why an algorithm is "O(n*log n)" and another is "O(n*n)" and why the heck that matters. Or even what that funny "O" notation means.) But they proceeded to dutifully make their own mental cult around them, and carve statues to those all over the code.
For bonus points, when the statue they carve isn't even of a pattern that makes sense. Nah, it's of some stupid "optimization" that actually worked only in Java 1.0 or only with a very specific C compiler on some obscure platform, and only under very specific circumstances. But they never understood all that, so they'll faithfully carve statues of it all over the place, in the _awfully_ wrong places.
If that's applying scientific or mathematical principles... eh, I rest my case.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
We made a new dictionary word last year in his honor!
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smather (verb): To have personal information sold to advertisers without your consent or knowledge.
"Man, I just got this new Hotmail account, but in less than an hour, it's been smathered!"
Has anyone been able to use this in everday conversation?
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/06/23/2
[DISCLAIMER: This post is a work of satire and should not be misconstrued as a holy text upon which to base a religion.]
My first thought was - "Wow, 15 months - what a great severance package! I only got three weeks when I got canned."
I know everyone loves that Steve Jobs quote about decreasing boot time*, and I know a distributed crime is still a crime, and I figure that white-collar criminals are probably the group of lawbreakers most likely to be swayed by 'examples' of horribly disproportionate punishments for crimes --
but to claim that being violently raped, repeatedly, is an acceptable repayment to society for any crime, is a sign that some people here need to unplug a bit. If you get more bent out of shape over spam than large scale violence against fellow people, no matter what laws or social boundaries they've crossed, then I sincerely hope I am never on the recieving end of your decision-making process. It's just junk mail. Yeah, it sucks; but if someone gave a nation the choice between everyone receiving junk mail every day, or having a specific individual gang raped, I should hope the nation would be enlightened enough to deal with the stupid colored pamphlets.
For the love of all that's right, end prison rape.
* It goes something like "It's my moral responsiblity to decrease the Mac's boot time, because if I shave ten seconds off, and have 5 million users, and they each use their Macs for so many years, I'll have saved fifty lives". Uncle Google is failing me right now...
From AOL TV commercial: "To say thanks, I baked you this apple crumb cake!"
Who thinks this guy should only eat apple crumb cake for the next 15 months, say aye!
that is _so_ _fucking_ _annoying_. stop doing it, you elitist fucktard.
bill gates fan club (from the parent users url)? you've got to be kidding...
I guess he's an engineer in architecture.
Slashdot social media options: AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, Jabber and Mobile Text. Why no MySpace?
Yes I am.
Best Buy can have you arrested
What, my asking to actually learn the basics of the job you're _paid_ to do makes me "elitist"? Heh.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
But they didn't get Heather Robinson, the former AOL staffer who stole celebrities' screen names and worked those "newly found contacts" into various movie deals.
One is a criminal; the other is an "up and coming screenwriter". Obviously there is no consistency in how AOL deals with employee violations.
but granted they havent lost that much in that span of time.. NET users that is..
remember this??
but as you can see the last 2 years they have really shed some.. 2 million+ last year..so the ball is just now starting to tumble.
I don't know why the heck Symantec doesn't detect this stuff sometimes!!!
AOL put her IP on the blacklist. We have called AOL a few times to take it off the blacklist, they always say they will do it, yet, we still can't get an e-mail to AOL subscribers!!! er!! We don't use AOL and it still sucks!
He totally undermined confidence customers have in the company for chump change and then crawled on his belly when he was caught. The 15 months is just a little slap for a guy who will never be put in the position to take advantage of a big company like that again. Had he been smarter he'd be doing a dime in a federal pound me in the ass prison with a decent little sum of money waiting for him when he got out.
For some reason I refuse to use either spell check or the spacebar properly.
http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2005/pvp20050818. gif
Well, look, I'm not saying I'm for gang rape as such or anything. It's not like I've singled that out as the only punishment fit for him or anything.
I just want the guy to suffer, that's all. I want the next one who gets such an idea to cringe at the very thought.
Yeah, ok, thinking logically and on a general level, I'll even aggree that we should abolish prison rape. Seems like a reasonable thing to expect from a civilized country, after all.
But nevertheless, a little nasty part of me wants the spammers to suffer for the large scale damage they're doing, even in some other way. That's all I'm saying.
To be honest, I don't really care in which way he suffers. Put him in solitary confinement for 15 months, for all I care. (Which would also prevent any kind of rape, right?) Make him hand-write an apology to each and every single person in those 25 million accounts he's sold, like someone else suggested. At 10 seconds per apology, if he writes reasonably fast, and a (humane) 8 hours a day, 7 days a week, schedule, he should be done with it in about 23 years and 9 months. Whatever, really.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
I'm becoming less defined as days go by Fading away, well you might say I'm losing focus Kind of drifting to the abstract In terms of how I see myself Sometimes I think I can see right through myself Less concerned about fitting into the world Your world that is Cause it doesn't really matter any more (no it doesn't really matter anymore) No it doesn't really matter any more None of this, really matters any more Yes I'm alone, then again I always was As far back as I can tell I think maybe it's because you were never really real to begin with I just made you up to hurt myself And it worked...yes it did There is no you! There is only me There is no you! There is only me There is no fucking you! There is only me There is no fucking you! There is only me Only Well the tiniest little dot caught my eye And it turned out to be a scab And I had this funny feeling Like I just knew it's something bad I just couldn't leave it alone I kept picking at the scab It was a doorway trying to seal itself shut But I climbed through Now I am somewhere I am not supposed to be And I can see things I know I really shouldn't see And now I know why, ya now I know why Things aren't as pretty, on the inside There is no you! There is only me There is no you! There is only me There is no fucking you! There is only me There is no fucking you! There is only me Only
If you spam me gmail's spam filter will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
larryvagina@gmail.com
Yes I am.
Good for you. I was hoping that was the response to the question.
Its annoying how the word engineer gets thrown around in the US. In most of Europe, and possibly other places, an engineer is a real title like an MD.
Here if you take out the trash your a sanitation engineer. The higher ups where I work call us UNIX and Windows engineers. Yuck.
I'm no whiz at this new math and all, but back in my day "$2,100,000.00" was closer to 2.1 million than billion.
Ninjas don't carry tic tacs
Im sure hand written letters to everyone would be pretty bad, esp seeing as Im sure just about anyone that uses a computer more than 10 years has some shitty handwritting now. Pratice makes perfect!
about 1 second in jail for each 175 spams sent out.
Everyone here idolized bill gates until they saw the writing on the wall!
larryvagina@gmail.com
Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!
Kenny [AOL Engineer]: Here take it!
[walks away with Squirrel Master]
Kenny [AOL Engineer]: I'm somebody's bitch!
Be sure to remember the Programmers Prayer
I bet he'll have a lot of unsolicited male in his "inbox" ...
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Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
my girlfriend's family has been using aol for over a year now.
why you ask?
because they get it free!!!
they signed up for the free whatever and ever since then, every time that they call in to cancel their subscription - AOL give them more free months. This has gone on for a year now without her family paying a cent.
We seldom regret saying too little but often regret saying too much.
See http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=shaggy&na me=throne.
Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
The site was login-locked, but nothing bugmenot won't resolve! ;-)
confused, what?
me too
You know what, every time anyone makes a joke about nazis killing jews or japanese getting nuked or Sept. 11, that's all cool with the majority of the Slashdot crowd. The defense posts always are plentiful and modded +5 Insightful. But boy, when the prison-rape jokes come out, there's a big turnaround.
It's an interesting disparity, it seems a lot of Slashdotters can yuk it up when six million other people die, but the thought of one person getting plugged in prison really, really bothers them. I wonder what this says about Slashdotters?