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Man Cures Himself of HIV?

IZ Reloaded writes "A 25 yr old British man could be the first person in the world to have cured himself of the deadly HIV virus. He was diagnosed HIV positive in 2002. After another test done the following year, he stunned doctors when his test results turned negative. He is now a wanted man after researchers and doctors want him to come back for further testing but he has so far refused. Experts think he could have something in his immune system that may help in producing vaccines against HIV."

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  1. How sure? by jrockway · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What if the test was wrong? Maybe he didn't have AIDS when first tested, or maybe the test didn't pick it up this time. And why is the guy afraid to be retested?

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    1. Re:How sure? by ValiantSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe he doesn't want to for the rest of his life be studied by some scientists. I would love to help people but I sure as hell wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life in front of doctors if I was in his position, I would rather continue a "normal" life (you know, normal, /. reading computer geek)

    2. Re:How sure? by Crizp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As TFA said; he became depressed and suicidal when he got diagnosis. Then, he learns that it has gone away. I suspect that he's afraid that the next test he takes will be positive; probably not able to cope with that.

      It's always a possibility the first, or second test was erroneous.

    3. Re:How sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      HIV != AIDS just to let you know
      HIV is a precursor to AIDS

    4. Re:How sure? by ilitirit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For interest's sake:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4432564.stm

      Some 14 months later he was offered another test by doctors, which came back negative.

      He sought compensation but has apparently been told there is no case to answer because there was no fault with the testing procedure.

    5. Re:How sure? by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      No research necessary -- the answer is in plain sight: "A 25 yr old British man could be the first people...

      Clearly this man is more than one person, judging by the use of the word "people" when referring to an individual. Perhaps when the man was first tested it was his second person they tested. Upon subsequent tests, it's his first person. Case closed! Another fine caper solved by ScuttleMonkey.

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    6. Re:How sure? by caenorhabditas · · Score: 3, Informative

      Certainly a false positive is a problem. A friend of mine had a positive test for HIV come back after donating blood, which surprised him because he does not engage in the sort of risky behavior that typically puts one at risk for HIV infection.

      From the article, it sounds like he only got two tests for HIV, so it's possible the first one was just a false positive. However, the description of him as suicidal and the fact that he waited so long before getting a second test seems to indicate that either he doesn't know much about HIV transmission or he did engage in behavior that put him at HIV infection risk.

      Either way, I'm sure that researchers will find something interesting if he's willing to help out. If it wasn't a false positive and his body was able to clear itself of HIV, that would be quite an accomplishment.

    7. Re:How sure? by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a disease thats killing hundreds of thousands a year. The very least he can do is have some blood taken and get some physicals. I'm not at all certain he should get the choice not to.

      I would, however, be very leery of the original test. The aids test does give false positives, I would expect him to be one.

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    8. Re:How sure? by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not at all certain he should get the choice not to.

      Oh I agree. The second the sick become cured they should have their liberties and freedom to make choices about what they do with their body be taken away. Perhaps it should start with having to be tested indefinitely, and progress to having to donate their non-necessary organs.

    9. Re:How sure? by mattspammail · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, exacltly! Finally, someone gets it!

      Okay, so don't force him to submit for tests. But look at the bright side. Maybe karma will get him, even if HIV (turned AIDS) won't.

      Either way, at this point, he's ranking very high on the piece of shit-o-meter.

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    10. Re:How sure? by syukton · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Either way, at this point, he's ranking very high on the piece of shit-o-meter.


      Why? because he doesn't want to be a lab rat? Because he doesn't want some drug company patenting his genes? Because he doesn't want anybody turning a profit on his immune system?
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    11. Re:How sure? by indifferent+children · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, but your immune system was released under the GPL, and you must release any modifications.

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    12. Re:How sure? by mattspammail · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Perhaps I'm reading it incorrectly, but anyone who is cured might want to help humanity instead of first aiming their crosshairs at the company who tested him and looking to sue. Perhaps he'll change his tune soon, in which case, the world (most noticeably the gay community, of which he is a member) might truly be better off because of him. But at this point, he's a piece of shit. Holding on to the possible genetic KEY to stopping this disease is among the most selfish things I've ever heard. Why is he so afraid of helping out? Being in the history books as the person whose immune system helped solved HIV wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Instead, he's out there thinking he's Darva Conger.

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    13. Re:How sure? by thuh+Freak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because HIV leads to AIDS. AIDS has killed millions of people (idk the figure), this person is (presumed to be) the first to actually be cured of it, and he chooses to deny modern medical science the opportunity of even attempting to help others. the are huge huge tracts of land of human beings dying with this disease, and he does nothing to even try and help. he is a shithead. there aren't enough cursewords for a selfish person like that. if i recognized him on the street, i'd piss in his eye.

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    14. Re:How sure? by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Insightful
      To you, I simply say that other people are certainly within their rights to have radically different priorities. But I have a feeling you already know that.

      It's really to everybody attacking you that I will point out that it's well within mattspammail's rights to feel the guy is "a piece of shit", and even to voice that opinion. He's judging the man on his actions... you know, the legitimate and proper way to judge someone? I don't think you'll find some trick of logic to convince him otherwise. It's a fairly strightforward judgement that somebody who turns their back on entire continents worth of infected people has made a terrible decision.

      You can judge a person as being horrible due to their actions and still understand that it's their right to be so.

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    15. Re:How sure? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Crizp (216129) wrote:
      As TFA said; he became depressed and suicidal when he got diagnosis. Then, he learns that it has gone away. I suspect that he's afraid that the next test he takes will be positive; probably not able to cope with that.


      Not in this case. From AFA:
      14 months later a blood test suggested that he no longer carried the virus. A further three tests confirmed the finding.

      Perhaps the guy just wants to lead a normal life now. He should be in his full right to choose so, and no one has the right to claim that he must do anything -- it's his life and his choices. He doesn't owe HIV infected people or "humanity" any damn thing.

      Someone here proposed harassing him. I find that totally reprehensible, and just recommending it is illegal most places. Post that recommendation again with your full name and address.

      What's next? What else should be forced upon individuals because it's clearly in the best interest of humanity? Where are the limits? Anyone who doesn't think there are any, and that the need of humanity goes before the need of individuals have justified Dr Mengele and his research too.

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    16. Re:How sure? by onepoint · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I look at this situation from 2 views, one personal experience and one on a business level. My father had the chance to become a test subject to a new device, a rather important one.

      At the meeting which my father wanted me at, he asked " since it's me you are testing on, what is the cut of the action I will get for each one sold" Honest questions ask jokingly. The reply was: you got to be kidding, we don't do such a thing.

      my father turned serious and said to them, "OK, I'm no longer interested". They replied, "but you'll be dead in a year", dad said " OK, so what, find someone else". We just got up and left... this was 10 years ago and dad is still alive, he's got some special rare blood that they pay ton of money for, but instead he finds children research places and gives it away as charity.

      From a business stand point, the guy is sitting on a gold mine. I would offer myself up to the back end residual bidder and get the royalties.

      From a human level, I would negotiate that the cure should be offered straight out as generic drug. everyone could win.

      The guy has a right to do nothing legally. Now the question comes, does he have the moral rights to do nothing?

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    17. Re:How sure? by j-turkey · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Excepting children unfortunate enough to have HIV passed on to them from birth, the virus is largely spread through irresponsible behavior.

      Right, like all of those young girls in South Africa who were raped by men with AIDS. Those little irresponsible bitches -- ruining it for the rest of us!

      Perhaps, just for a second, you should step off of your high horse. Maybe some day you'll appreciate someone not looking down their nose at you when you're in a very bad position. It's always someone else's mess until someone you love is affected. It's clear that you've never seen someone close to you wither away and die from this horrible disease. Perhaps when it does happen, you should mention to that person that you're not going to waste any tears for them, since it was (most likely) a result of their irresponsible behavior.

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    18. Re:How sure? by somersault · · Score: 5, Informative

      From BBC News website (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4432564.stm) "He has told the papers he would do anything he could to help find a cure." Sounds to me like he's not being as much of a piece of shit as people here led me to believe =p

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    19. Re:How sure? by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me ask you this: Do you have any disposable income? And, is there any poverty stricken, homeless, or sick people in the city where you live? If so, why don't YOU donate all your disposable time and money to help them? Maybe people should send tons of threatening mail to you and bang on your door in an attempt to force you to "do the right thing".

      If you have the money and the time to surf the net and post on /., you could be out in the real world helping people. Put your money where your mouth is. If you are not willing to do that, then S.T.F.U.

    20. Re:How sure? by hfnarqkh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...anyone who is cured might want to help humanity...

      I agree. Anyone who is cured would and should want to help. I got the impression from TFA, however, that this particular individual doesn't believe he was cured. The only logical reason I can see that he would want to sue is that he believes that the first test that showed him as HIV positive was the result of some kind of error on the part of the lab.

      He mentions being depressed and suicidal afterwards. Assuming that the company who tested him was at fault for a false positive result, I can see him being very angry about the entire situation.

      There is, of course, no proof that I'm aware of to validate that position, but if we're going to speculate on this guy's motives, it can't hurt to speculate from any side we can think of....

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    21. Re:How sure? by c_forq · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. It is possible for people to carry HIV and never catch it (like how some people can carry strains of a virus that they themselves are immune to). Some people carry HIV until they die and never show any signs or symptoms of having it, other then a positive test (and maybe a trail of others they infected).

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    22. Re:How sure? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, you've developed a computer program which microsoft say will save millions of people by it's analysis of the human genome and help with the construction of a life saving wdiget.

      Microsoft wants it for this purpose. You don't trust their motives, you think they'll just use it for their own profit and exploit people and you just want to be left the hell alone.
      And saying that you'd release your program under GPL is not an option, as this option doesn't exist in the medical world.

      Should I piss in your eye now?

      You have a right to your property, if my body isn't my property, then what the hell is?

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    23. Re:How sure? by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps I'm reading it incorrectly, but anyone who is cured might want to help humanity instead of first aiming their crosshairs at the company who tested him and looking to sue.

      Given the odds of a botched test vs the odds of fighting off the AIDS virus, he can easily enough be forgiven for assuming the first test was screwed up and so needlessly left him in fear for the rest of his life for a period of over a year.

    24. Re:How sure? by Aumaden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not quite the same thing. Now if he was the *only* person in the world with disposable time and money, you might have a point.

    25. Re:How sure? by mochan_s · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe he doesn't want to for the rest of his life be studied by some scientists. I would love to help people but I sure as hell wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life in front of doctors if I was in his position, I would rather continue a "normal" life (you know, normal, /. reading computer geek)

      Are you crazy!

      If I had the cure to HIV running in my veins, I'd first get legal advice on how to best financially exploit the situation.

    26. Re:How sure? by Archtech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if this guy wanted to share his genetic information with the rest of us, is he legally entitled to do so? What if the relevant genes are among those already patented by certain corporations?

      Btw, this is a classic acid test of the true meaning of liberty. Too many people are all for freedom to say things everyone agrees with, do what everyone else does, and pursue popularity by any and all means. Freedom of speech means freedom to say things that other people *hate*, and freedom of choice means freedom to withhold cooperation from life-saving medical research. By all means maintain that this guy is obliged to cooperate - but if so, don't imagine that you believe in liberty, or that he could be forced to cooperate in a free country.

      OTOH, I believe you are entirely free to call him a shit to your heart's content (if it helps).

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    27. Re:How sure? by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rape is still irresponsible behavior. It's just one of many that happens to not adversely affect the irresponsible party. Much like problems of gun control and drunk driving, a culture must adress the question of who bears the responsibility... perhaps not for each instance, but for the problem as a whole.
          Both AIDS and rape are problems to be addressed by everyone, not just rapists/victims or HIV+ people. Often times, the responsibility supercedes those who are to blame.

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    28. Re:How sure? by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on dude, we all watched Spielberg's E.T. We know how things turn out when scientists get involved!

    29. Re:How sure? by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Good point, and it got me thinking...I tried looking up how accurate the HIV test is. All the websites I found initially claimed its between 99.99% - 100% accurate, with false positives being essentially impossible. Research papers, however, put it between 98.6%, and 99% accurate. So out of 100 people without HIV, at least 1 will yield a false positive. Note that these errors do not include lab errors and faulty tests, which can be countered by redoing the test, but the actual chance of somebody without the disease reading positive no matter how many tests are done. (In other words, its the accuracy of what you are testing for, rather than how you are testing for it)

      The most interesting thing about HIV tests is that they actually check for AIDS instead! The most common test, the one claimed to be false-positive proof, works by counting your white blood cells. If you have HIV but not AIDS (Yet?) it will read negative. If you are feeling under the weather due to job stress and the flu, it will read positive. If you have lukemia, positive. If you have been exposed to radiation, positive. If you are taking certain herbal anti-fungal agents that supress the immune system, positive. In other words, it is all but useless.

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    30. Re:How sure? by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we should be forced to donate body parts when you die. You're fucking dead, why should you care? In the meantime, someone or several someones might live because of it.

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    31. Re:How sure? by teromajusa · · Score: 2, Informative

      The most interesting thing about HIV tests is that they actually check for AIDS instead! The most common test, the one claimed to be false-positive proof, works by counting your white blood cells. If you have HIV but not AIDS (Yet?) it will read negative. If you are feeling under the weather due to job stress and the flu, it will read positive. If you have lukemia, positive. If you have been exposed to radiation, positive. If you are taking certain herbal anti-fungal agents that supress the immune system, positive. In other words, it is all but useless.

      It does sound all but useless, which makes me wonder whether you got the facts right. I did a quick google, and found this link, showing effectiveness of different tests. None of these look like simple white cell counts. Doesn't say anything about which is the most common, but this page from the FDA would seem to have all the common ones - note the one that was withdrawn because it was unreliable. So where did you see this information about using white blood cells?

    32. Re:How sure? by Koil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with the fact that _I_ haven't done any of these things (which isn't true, but nice assumption).

      I am not the one with the Golden Ticket. I am not the one holding the key to MILLIONS of peoples lives in the palm of my hands. This guy does, and is possibly capable of helping people on a level that no one has probably ever known. If I held what he had...I would do it in a heartbeat.

      I understand that it could possibly disrupt his life for the entirety of it. I understand that things will never be the same for this guy, and to a degree it could be a bad thing, but if he were to approach this from the right angle, and make the right choices, his life, while busy...would be completely set.

      He would never want for another thing in his entire life. The people that say that they wouldn't release their blood/whatever to the world unless they were guaranteed X% of profits make me sick as well. The right thing to do would be to make sure that you made it very publicly known that you were releasing your blood for analysis and that you don't want any one company to be able to take this and prosper, possibly strangling a market or making it in any shape, form, or fashion, difficult for people who need this, to obtain it. The companies would still make their normal money, they just wouldn't be able to charge a massive premium since they held the cure.

      The other things that this guy would be wise to do, would be to make sure that all of the decisions he makes are "without evil". I think that there can definitely be a happy medium between him making himself available for testing, and then being able to take time out for himself. This could become his job from now on.

      He holds the ticket, so he could call the shots...its just a matter of how he decides to play the game. As a human, or an asshole...

    33. Re:How sure? by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about the odds of the second test being botched?

      I'd guess a layman would still consider those odds to be better than the odds of fighting off AIDS. Lets face it, assuming a paper is presented on this, it WILL cause controversy and require extraordinary proof (including likely re-re testing of the original samples if still available) before it will be accepted by experts in the field. Here we have a medical layman who probably has no specialized knowledge of testing procedures and how they can and cannot go wrong who has just discovered that 14 months of wondering how few years he has left and how sick he will be for those years was all unnecessary (apparently) and you expect him to draw appropriate scientific conclusions?

      In addition, it may be a very good thing he did initially bring suit since that's what caused them to go back and look again, ultimatly concluding that he is the one known case of a spontaineous cure for AIDS. Had he just celebrated quietly and said nothing more, we might have never known.

  2. First test by KiroDude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And who can guarantee the first tests he made were REALLY positive?

  3. Refused? by Carthag · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't know where you get this, I saw an interview with him last night on TV, and he said he wanted to help other people, and that he was cooperating with scientists to figure out what caused the virus to disappear.

    1. Re:Refused? by Redwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know where you get this, I saw an interview with him last night on TV

      From TFA:

      A statement from the trust said: "This is a rare and complex case. When we became aware of Mr Stimpson's HIV negative test results we offered him further tests to help us investigate and find an explanation for the different results.

      "So far Mr Stimpson has declined this offer."

      A trust spokeswoman added: "We urge him, for the sake of himself and the HIV community, to come in and get tested.

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    2. Re:Refused? by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is slashdot. It's not about accuracy.

    3. Re:Refused? by FooBarBlatDing · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's waiting to patent his genes first.

    4. Re:Refused? by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As funny as that may sound, THAT may be exactly what he should be doing. Forget about "scientists" studying him, he should be signing up with some pharmaceutical company and reap some MAJOR benefits from it. I'd want to set up some sort of contract to allow testing of specific types requiring some VERY high payment and THEN to own the patent on whatever drugs they come up with.

      It's a pretty amazing opportunity if you think about it.

    5. Re:Refused? by FooBarBlatDing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wasn't intending to be funny, actually, I was musing that perhaps that's exactly what he is doing.

      More to the point, he may be afraid that if he goes in for more tests that's what *they* will do. If I were in the situation I would be working to make sure that nobody could be stealing this "opportunity" in this way, rather that it become available to everyone without such encumbrances.

      The easiest way to do that is to pursue the patent yourself (after all, you should own your own genes, one might think) and donate the patent.

    6. Re:Refused? by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, if he owns the patent, it means he can control the destiny of the patent with his conscience, singularly and directly.

      Even if some people in the pharmaceutical industry WANTED to act with their conscience, they cannot. They have to act in ways that benefits the shareholders... in ways geared to profits. To act any other way would likely end their careers. But as an individual owning patents on significant drugs, he can act in any way he wants. Further, just because they study his genes and body chemistry, there is no guarantee they would be able to come up with a solution that will work for all humans... but if he had a bunch of money from them trying, again, he could do anything for anyone he pleases.

      My angle was using the opportunity to take back from the pharmaceutical industry... to give them a bit of what they've been giving the world.

  4. Infect Him Again by ibemonty2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lets infect him again and see if he can go 2 for 2. -Monty

    1. Re:Infect Him Again by rkww · · Score: 5, Informative
      He's already tried. According to the NotW Mr Stimpson said, "I'd read the research, I knew it had never happened before. I didn't understand how I could be negative after one year especially because I had been having unprotected sex with my [infected] partner after the diagnosis, believing we had nothing to lose."

      He was going in for repeat tests every two months, so his status is well documented.

    2. Re:Infect Him Again by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well... Obvious question is "Which test?".

      If it is bog standard ELISA it does not actually detect HIV. It detects antibodies produced against it. So if you do not have any immune responce to HIV whatsoever you will return a negative result.

      There are other tests of course which are based on amplifying DNA off the original virus RNA template. Most of these are alpha quality and they are not done as a part of the normal testing procedure.

      So the obvious question here is - what tests did he undergo.

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    3. Re:Infect Him Again by Errtu76 · · Score: 2, Funny

      so actually, the cure is to have more sex!

    4. Re:Infect Him Again by Senjutsu · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, it says that after he got the negative result, he sued the hospital for fucking up the first time and making him think he had AIDS. The article goes on to say "The results came back negative and Mr Stimpson began legal action against the trust, convinced there had been a mistake with the original diagnosis. But an extensive investigation, including DNA testing on his blood samples, has confirmed all the results". I'm not sure if that means "DNA testing to confirm both samples were his" or "DNA testing for vDNA pairs produced by the RNA transcription of the virus".

    5. Re:Infect Him Again by moro_666 · · Score: 2

      I'm no doctor either, but this is really interesting:


      Experts think he could have something in his immune system that may help in producing vaccines against HIV


      as far as i know a vaccine is actually a little piece of the infection itself and some antibodys to fight it (which sometimes are even derivated from the same virus), so the human body is infected with both so it's immune system can skip the invention of antibodies and just massively reproduce them to fight this little tiny infection that came along, so that the human body will be filled with enormous amount of antibodies in notime ...

      so now, how can experts say that someone is producing a vaccine if vaccine is just a codename for a fixture ? and how can experts say that he is healed by the vaccine if vaccine is actually only good to prevent from getting ill at all, whereas other medicaments are meant for healing the ill. infecting a flu infected people with vaccine, can make his/her situation even worse than it was before the infecting. i hope i will not be cured by those experts that gave their oppinion in the referring sources .....

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    6. Re:Infect Him Again by NickFitz · · Score: 2, Informative

      As the sentence you point out is not a direct quote, it's not what these unspecified "experts" said; it's what the journalist thought they meant. Even at the BBC science journalism isn't necessarily written by people who properly understand the subject under discussion. See Guardian science writer Ben Goldacre's critique of science reporting in the media to get an idea of how this kind of meaningless story comes about:

      Scientists never said that tenuous small new findings were important headline news - journalists did.

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    7. Re:Infect Him Again by Warshadow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article is sort of vague on that. They say:
      "Every two months he was going for blood tests and checks on his liver, heart and immune system."

      Blood tests doesn't mean HIV tests. Especially sinde they follow up with:
      "So in October 2003 he was offered a repeat HIV test -- and the result came back negative."

      That makes it sound as if that was his first HIV test since he tested positive.

      Given that he continued to have intercourse with his partner who was known to be infected (maybe he should be rechecked too if they went to the same clinic!) then I'd guess he really did have it and just might have beaten it in some way.

      Regardless it was bound to happen. There are always people who are immune (or their immune system is better equipped to fight) any given disease, virus, etc.

    8. Re:Infect Him Again by RobbieGee · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Well, it says that after he got the negative result, he sued the hospital for fucking up the first time and making him think he had AIDS.
      I'm not surprised. If it is/were true, the hospital exposed him to the risk of actually getting infected since he thought he had nothing to loose.
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  5. Patent... by xyvimur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he should patent himself, his DNA and other things ;)

  6. Hmmm... by Isosceles+Triangle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this guy also have a skeleton laced with Adamantium...?

  7. Most likely explanation by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Occam's Razor suggests that the original tests were wrong. I know he had multiple tests, but they're not 100% accurate.

    There's something fishy about the way this story is being stage managed by the News Of The World (a notoriously downmarket and sensationalist paper). I predict an expose and retraction within the week.

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    1. Re:Most likely explanation by venicebeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Occam's Razor suggests that the original tests were wrong

      The simplest solution is not always the correct one. In this case, since the potential benefits are so great, it seems worth looking into the possibility that he beat the disease.

    2. Re:Most likely explanation by Llywelyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Occam's Razor simply indicates which possibility is the *most likely* to be correct. It could have a probability of 1.5% when the next most likely outcome, which is more complicated, is at 1.49%. Further, it assumes that *everything else is equal*. If there were multiple tests, what percentage accuracy do you want across those tests before something else occurring becomes a more probable solution?

      Yes, there is a chance that the original test was wrong, but there's also a chance of a true remission. Without more information than what was contained in the article, its hard to tell which is which, and it certainly warrants further tests.

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    3. Re:Most likely explanation by igb · · Score: 4, Informative
      Perhaps you can quote a few recent examples where the NoW has been incorrect?
    4. Re:Most likely explanation by sco08y · · Score: 4, Informative

      Occam's Razor simply indicates which possibility is the *most likely* to be correct.

      Good grief. It doesn't *indicate* anything, or "suggest" in the manner the grandparent post used the word. It's a guideline or a rule of thumb that says, "choose the simpler possibility."

    5. Re:Most likely explanation by ray-auch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately once you add in other facts, Occam becomes a little tougher because you have to add far more assumptions:

      1. the tests have been checked and re-checked (as part of litigation from the subject) and concluded that both sets of tests were accurate (and hence the clinic has no case to answer). You have to assume _all_ the tests/retests were faulty the same way, or a medical establishment conspiracy / cover-up.

      2. since the first positive, the subject claims to have been having unprotected sex with his positive partner. So now you also have to assume that he is either really lucky, or he is lying also (part of the above conspiracy?)

      Personally I think the simplest theory is that this guy's immune system can kick out the virus.

    6. Re:Most likely explanation by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps you can quote a few examples of good journalism, no.. scratch that, make it just a few examples of journalism, in the News of the World. Although I'm making the great leap of faith that you, as a possible NotW reader actually knows what journlism is.

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    7. Re:Most likely explanation by glyph42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hear hear! When Occam's Razor comes up in discussion like this, I usually point out that nearly every scientific discovery has been a counter-case for the notion that Occam's Razor actually indicates anything. As we gain more information from observations, theories often require revision, often becoming more complex. It is, as you say, a rule of thumb. A sensible work ethic.

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  8. It's not surprising by ReformedExCon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's certainly unusual and unexpected in such a short period of time, but it ought not be surprising that some people may have immune systems that can fight the HIV virus. It's evolution in action.

    The Plague, which ravaged Europe and decimated its urban populations may be one reason the immunity (or strong resistance, if you prefer) to HIV was found first in a European. Those who survived the Plague, among those who were exposed to it, had a genetic trait that gave them immunity. This may be one reason why Europeans are generally less susceptible to the virus than other ethnicities whose populations were not exposed to a very widespread and violently virulent disease.

    Good news for this guy! Hopefully the answer to the disease is found in his bloodstream.

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    1. Re:It's not surprising by caenorhabditas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, knowing a bit about the mechanisms both the Yersinia pestis bacteria and HIV use to cause illness, it's not surprising that developing a resistance to one causes resistance to the other. Both attack the same T cells in the immune system, and both even bind to the same CD4 receptor of the T cells. Thus, mutations in the CD4 receptor that are still functional to the organism but disallow the binding by the pathogen would create a form of immunity.

      Certainly, not every form of plague immunity would translate to HIV immunity, but because of the similarities between the two pathogens, some types do transfer.

    2. Re:It's not surprising by dominion · · Score: 2

      We proud Arians are a superior race.

      But oddly enough, spelling isn't your people's strong point, is it?

    3. Re:It's not surprising by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

      I say if there is someone alive now who survived the plague way back when then we should be studying him for his immortability rather than his HIV resistance.

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    4. Re:It's not surprising by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Both attack the same T cells in the immune system, and both even bind to the same CD4 receptor of the T cells. Thus, mutations in the CD4 receptor that are still functional to the organism but disallow the binding by the pathogen would create a form of immunity.


      I heard about some research that claims that this is the case

      http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s714968.h tm

      So if you're from N Europe, have upto a 14% chance of immunity to Aids.

      Interestingly enough there's an analogue to African restistance to malaria -

      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/disease/sickle.html

      Sickle cell anemia is obviously not a good thing to have, but it does give you some resistance to malaria.

      Makes you wonder what the downside to not having CCR5 proteins is.

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  9. he's not the first by PermanentMarker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There have been more reports of people who cured themselves alltough they are exremly rare. Anyway it is how evolution works, by random creations and statistics i gues in the end a few survive. How would they test this man i wonder? Would they clone his bone cells to to make white bloodcells? what's next in genetics analyse thos cells and combine with people who survived other diseases, and then give everyone a DNA upgrade ?

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  10. Article lacking in details by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For example, what kind of test did he use? Most of the HIV tests actually test for antibodies, not the HIV virus itself. It is completely possible, and does happen on occaision, that the body will produce antibodies that are similiar to HIV antibodies but there is no HIV in the body. The antibodies don't do anything, but they do confirm the presence of the virus. The body then could have later stopped producing the antibodies.

  11. Editorial error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    From headline:

    He is now a wanted man after researchers and doctors want him to come back for further testing but he has so far refused.


    From TFA:

    He has told the papers he would do anything he could to help find a cure.
    1. Re:Editorial error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not an editorial error, it's an inconsistancy in the behaviour of the allegedly cured man. He says he wants to help the scientists, but he's not willing to go through the tests. It seems likely that he's an attention whore.

  12. Related /. Article by balance+one · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gene Found In Black Death Survivors Stops HIV:
    Posted by Zonk on Friday October 28, @08:37PM

  13. Science subject by Crizp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most likely, if he agreed to testing, they'd only need a blood sample now and then. Take a pint. Instant research material, fresh from the cooler, for ages.

    1. Re:Science subject by leenoble_uk · · Score: 5, Funny

      A PINT! That's nearly a whole armful.

    2. Re:Science subject by Crizp · · Score: 2, Funny

      You ever donated blood? :)

    3. Re:Science subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a quote. Tony Hancock. Classic British comedy from the 50s.

    4. Re:Science subject by zebs · · Score: 3, Funny

      :) wheres the mod points when you need them!?

    5. Re:Science subject by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry, there's no 'arm in giving blood!

      sorry, sorry...

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    6. Re:Science subject by Mattcelt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, everybody knows you can't give blood if you've been in the UK for more than 3 months...

    7. Re:Science subject by absinthminded64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you never been homeless?! Colt 45 and Old English aren't sold in convenient fluid replenishing pint sizes by mistake.

    8. Re:Science subject by Seigen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think he has a right to refuse to be tested, but I still think he should do it within reason. I think they should pay him a premium for his time though. Altruism is all well and good, but considering most drug research appears to be, primarily, for the purpose of enriching those that pay for the research, I see no reason why he should not be compensated.

    9. Re:Science subject by IsoRashi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Modded funny but true in some cases :-/ I lived over in England for 3 years and the Red Cross won't take my blood because of it.

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    10. Re:Science subject by mink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I seem to remember a couple years ago a news broadcast on the radio about a new AIDS drug cocktail that reduced traceable levels of the virus to the point tests could no longer detect it, but the person was not cured of HIV/AIDS.

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    11. Re:Science subject by alextheseal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He should allow the research, but ensure in the contract, checked by a very very good lawyer, that all patent rights(IP?) be donated into the public domain, forever with a poison pill clause for any company that attempts to co-opt those patent rights by derivative patents. That is a fair way to be truly altruistic.

  14. Re:Waht's next? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have had those for a while , they are called condoms (Though not an 100% defence)

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  15. No need to ask by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you found out you had HIV, would you ask for a retest just to be sure it wasn't a mistake?
    No need to ask for a retest. The standard procedure is to perform a retest if the first test is positive.
  16. I knew it! by scooter.higher · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster proves once again that evolution does not happen by chance! This man must be a pirate, or a Pastafarian at a minimum!

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  17. First? What about the African Prostitutes et.al.? by Xyleene · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sure I am not the only one that has seen documentries that include African prostitutes that have gathered a similar immunity to the virus. One of them was a Nova episode that aired on PBS last week (atleast I think it was last week). The women are exposed to the disease many times per day but seem unnafected by it. This sounds like a similar case for the following reasons:

    Article

    The article states that 1) The prostitutes are completely void of the virus and 2) The trait is not genetic. Therefore I assume that the people contract the virus and their immune system then deals with it. In this man's case if the first test was done before his immune system kicked in and the second one after then this could explain the result.

    P.S. I am not a doctor or in the medical field so I leave myself open to corrections. (and not just for my english ;0)

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  18. Maybe... by HaveQuick · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is possible that this guy could have cured himself of HIV. There are a number of possibilities...

    1) He was infected with a weakened serotype of HIV.
    2) He has some unusual CCXR gene polymorphisms or some other gene defect leading to reduced ability of HIV to replicate, or the ability to clear the virus.

    It is possible the original test was wrong. However, in virtually all labs I know of, on a positive test there is a repeat and follow up test done. This normally a western blot. So, the odds of the result being wrong is exceedingly low.

    If this is for real... this guy is the luckiest son of a bitch alive.

  19. Wanted: females by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Willing females wanted to have unprotected sex with this man in order to increase human kernel stability and eventually preserve the human race. Only respond with picture, please.

    555-letshivsex

  20. Re:Wait by Propagandhi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you saying that if you could help scientists to cure a disease that's killing hundreds of thousands of people every year by devoting a big chunk of your time, you WOULDNT do it?

    Hey man, didn't you read the GP!? He wants a normal life. Can't you understand that watching 10-12 hours of TV a week, working some shitty job, and breeding is more important than curing a disease which will destroy millions of lives?

  21. Old news... already happened in africa... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Already some years ago I read that some aficans born in those areas with high aids distribution were born with a natural mutation making them immune to aids. Several laboratorys tried to extract a medicament out of it.

    I wonder what happened to it...

    But to have a second mutation for immunity are great news... Now i hope it does not get sweeped unter the carpet from big companies earning money with selling syptopm-fighting medicaments that don't *really* help at all...

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  22. Re-Infect Him, yet again by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's already tried.

    Well, damn, I'm impressed.

    Perhaps we should hit him with a dose of Anthrax and see if his immune system can whip up a cure for that, too while we are at it...

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    1. Re:Re-Infect Him, yet again by Jekler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah! Lets go all out! Antrhax, ebola, a little flesh-eating bacteria, throw in some influenze for good measure to balance out the portfolio. I mean these days skillsets are all about diversity, lets not short-change this guy by making him a one-trick pony. I mean, how is that going to sound in 25 years? "Hey, I cured HIV!" and everyone else is like "Yeah, we heard, big deal, what else can you do?"

  23. Man Cures Self of Aids by AliasMoze · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's a witch!!!

    1. Re:Man Cures Self of Aids by gmby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burn Him! Burn Him! Burn Him!....

      Oh and for you funny bone impaird; This is a Joke.
      And for the /. impaired; This is a (Score:5,Funny)

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  24. Other cases of HIV immunity by jurt1235 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In some countries in Africa scientists also discovered that certain prostitutes did not have aids. Since the infection rate is extremely high, they interviewed does prostitutes and concluded that the only reason that they did not have aids was or extreme luck (win powerball lottery everytime), or immunity against the virus. They also thought they could use these women for their research. After the initial news I have not seen any other news about this anymore.

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    1. Re:Other cases of HIV immunity by narkotix · · Score: 2, Informative
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    2. Re:Other cases of HIV immunity by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, but when you figure a prostitute has 3-4 johns a night, every night, her chances of having no infection after a year is pretty damn low. Call it 1000 jobs a year, and with an infection rate of p, the odds would be .98^(1000p). P only has to be 3% to make it a 50/50 shot. Some parts of Africa are much higher.

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  25. HIV is getting milder by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it is not in the interest of any disease to kill its host. the disease wants your body to replicate it and spread it. a dead body for a disease is a dead end

    so what happens after the initial explosion of cases is that a disease evolves to limit mortality: the germs that get passed on are the ones that are able to somehow keep the host alive as long as possible to continue the spread. the point is to commandeer the body to replicate as many copies as possible and spread it for as long as possible, but not to sap the body's resources so much as to kill the host. the HIV you could get today can kill you, but not as fast and with not as much certainty as the HIV you could get in 1985

    killer pandemics happen because a virus or bacteria stumbled by mistake into the good fortune of easy spread amongst a population of animals, the mortality is just an unwanted side effect. this is true of the spanish flu of 1918 too: what once could kill you easily, well you yourself probably got that exact same strain sometime in your life, and it was probably a mild case of the flu or sniffles

    this attenuation is true of all diseases. but don't let it fill you with false confidence. the flu or HIV can still kill you, easily. just a little less easily

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    1. Re:HIV is getting milder by lostlogic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're confused -- HIV is already a slow killer, and that is why it's scary. Death by HIV generally takes years, and it can go undetected for much of that time. Its speed-of-mortality is not what is stopping HIV from becoming epidemic, the fact that it is not yet airborne is what's stopping it. See comments in the Bird Flu Pandemic article for more on this, but to summarize, a disease that kills its host before it has a chance to spread will become milder until it has a better chance to spread, just by natural germ selection. Even _if_ HIV's mortality is higher than ideal, the long lifespan of the infected means that there is no strong / fast reason for it to evolve weaker.

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    2. Re:HIV is getting milder by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And you have proof of this?

      There is no reason for HIV to become "milder". It is a long term infection which provides its host ample time to reproduce and begin raising a child. It is spread only through close contact and, most likely, repeated contact (See the study comparing infection rates between Africans and S.E.Asians).

      To be honest, with the 5 to 20 year dormancy, HIV is rather well suited for a host with a reproductive cycle that starts at in the early to mid teens. It would be perfect for a creature who had a life expectancy of up to mid thirties, begins reproducing at around 15 and has repeated sexual contact with a number of different people.

      Kind of like prehistoric man.

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    3. Re:HIV is getting milder by MudDude · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interesting. If it is in the disease's best interest to keep the host alive for maximum proliferation, than with each evolutionary cycle, the virus will protect the host more and more.

      This means that, within time, virusses will evolve into the Means for Man to achieve Immortality in some kind of twisted mutual-benefit relationship. (mutualism)

      I should write Science Fiction books.

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    4. Re:HIV is getting milder by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be honest, with the 5 to 20 year dormancy, HIV is rather well suited for a host with a reproductive cycle that starts at in the early to mid teens.

      Except that babies are usually infected by their mothers. And then die well before reproductive age.

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    5. Re:HIV is getting milder by nine-times · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...so what happens after the initial explosion of cases is that a disease evolves to limit mortality: the germs that get passed on are the ones that are able to somehow keep the host alive as long as possible to continue the spread...

      I've wondered about this before. Wouldn't the ideal of a virus, then, be to reach a benign equilibrium with the host? Some sort of interaction that left the host infected, but symptom-free (or nearly so)? Does the virus, then, become just another hunk of protein our body creates?

      How would this change the way we think about viruses and disease? What might this mean about our own evolution? Might we be passing benign 'viruses' around to each other all the time, but without noticing because either there are no symptoms or very few?

      Forgive me if these are stupid questions, but it's not really my field.

    6. Re:HIV is getting milder by Cyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is ridiculous. The disease isn't stepping back, looking at the larger picture, and saying "damn, I'm killing them too fast - I'll never infect them all at this rate".

      There are two* main reasons why diseases 'get milder' - evolution and antibodies.
            evolution: There are multiple forms of the disease. Those that don't kill a host as quickly have more chance to be exposed to others and continue to exist, those that kill too quickly (for the most part) die out.
            antibodies: Our bodies create antibodies after an initial exposure to something, so that next time we recognize it sooner and can defend against it that much better.**

      * that I can come up with off the top of my head.
      ** gross oversimplification

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  26. Re:First? What about the African Prostitutes et.al by ilitirit · · Score: 5, Informative

    I leave myself open to corrections

    Addendum: Prostitutes lose HIV immunity

    A group of prostitutes thought to be immune to HIV have now become infected, causing dismay to scientists hoping to develop an Aids vaccine.

  27. Complimentary to the article: African hookers by NRAdude · · Score: 2, Informative

    I read about African prostitutes being immune to HIV. Apparently, a verry small number of people down in only the hundredths of people exposed to HIV, are naturally resistant. Instinctively I remember that those African prostitutes agreed to be "studied" by the UNITED STATES pharmaceutical corporations to know the peculiarities of their immunity to HIV, they mysteriously lost their immunities to HIV and fell immune. There were around a hundred prostitutes to volunteer, and they all all lost their immunity. I couldn't find the exact article, but this article of HIV immunity in the Year 1998, has some of that same information with prostitutes in Thailand and Kenya.

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  28. Obligatory... by Llywelyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    But does he weigh more than a duck?

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    1. Re:Obligatory... by slavemowgli · · Score: 4, Funny

      European or African duck?

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    2. Re:Obligatory... by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Funny

      And does he swallow?

  29. Everything old is new again by Kawahee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's nothing 'new', there have been reports from Africa of this happening ever since the outbreak, but because of their developing nation status they haven't had the technology to confirm it, and nobody's bothered investigating.

    It's sort of sad that it's taken this long to confirm.

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  30. CCR5 mutation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The reason some people are resistant to the plague, and HIV, is due to a mutation in the CCR5 gene. This gene encodes an immune system cell surface protein that HIV uses to bind to the cell. People missing this gene generally can't get infected with HIV.

    This has been known for quite some time and is not news. This guy most likely has the CCR5 mutation. Lucky for him, but it ain't a cure for the other 90% of the population.

    1. Re:CCR5 mutation by Antifuse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ummm... if people with this gene mutation cannot get infected with HIV, how was his first test positive?

    2. Re:CCR5 mutation by afaik_ianal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However that doesn't explain how someone can get infected, and then cure. If he had that mutation, then he would never have got infected in the first place.

      Assuming all the tests were correct, I'd say this is something completely different.

    3. Re:CCR5 mutation by alragh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Initial positive tests indicate the presence of antibodies to the virus which only requires HIV to be present in the system, not necessarily infecting it, his boyfriend was HIV positive so repeated exposure could have kept the viral load high enough to show up in subsequent DNA amplification tests?

      Not likely but...

  31. Re:First? What about the African Prostitutes et.al by Senjutsu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From his link:

    "The most probable explanation for the finding of HIV-specific CTL, able to kill virus-infected cells, in apparently uninfected but repeatedly HIV-exposed women is that they have been immunized by exposure to HIV," notes Dr. Sarah Rowland-Jones of the Molecular Immunology Group at Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford.

    That would seem to contradict your genetic theory.

  32. He turned me into a newt! by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got better...

  33. Some explanations... by John+Leeming · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First, his wanting compensation was his initial reaction...you are told you have HIV, an incurable disease, and you plan what remains of your life. Then, the doctor says, "Ooops! We're wrong! You're going to live!"

    Immediate reaction: Sue the moron who screwed up your test. And anyone who says otherwise is a liar, because you know we all would do just that in any typical situation, right?

    However, in his likely initial investigation, with solicitor in tow, he finds out that, DAMN! He is cured after all!

    WTF?

    Now...stop and consider the situation.

    He's cured. He's alive. Barring suicide or accident, he's now the world's documented repository for The Cure for AIDS.

    He's facing a life sentence now, literally, of being drained of his blood on a regular basis, having it shipped all over the world, and essentially being better protected than George W. Bush visiting a gay cowboy coke bar.

    Unless and until they can isolate his factor, whether blood, genetic, mutational or whatever, he is going to be a prisoner of his condition...and Ghod help him if some pharmaceutical corporate patents his blood and makes him pay up or give up.

    Whether he wants to cooperate or not is going to be moot...sooner or later, he will be drafted/conscripted/incarcerated under some obscure public safety law and turned into State property in the UK/SCotland. If he were in the US, he'd be stamped "PROPERTY OF HALLIBURTON" and turned into a rich person's personal inoculation center.

    He may _want_ to cooperate and be sure everyone who needs to be is cured.

    Reality, on the other hand, is likely smashing him in the face and making him well aware of what the future holds for him.

    His only hope is that we find others like him, or find out it's a relatively simple procedure to duplicate what his body is doing and mass-produce it...and even then, it's highly doubtful that the medical companies will ever let him see a penny for it.

    Too cynical? Too bad.

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    1. Re:Some explanations... by Shano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better yet, they screwed up the first test, he never had HIV to begin with, and they reckon they can avoid a malpractice suit and get lots of juicy research money by claiming the tests were accurate.

      Maybe I'm just getting cynical in my old age. Working in a university will do that to you.

    2. Re:Some explanations... by dascandy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Immediate reaction: Sue the moron who screwed up your test

      You must be from the USA.

  34. Subsequent tests... by PeteDotNu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Upon performing further tests, they subsequently returned results of positive, negative, flegative, bogative, rogative and spigative.

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  35. Re:Patent...MOD UP!!!! by xyvimur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know that it is not funny... It is like in many sci-fi... I liked the quote from Jonny Mnemonic - I don't remember it exactly, but the gist was: "The issue is not to heal people completly, the issue is to treat them and earn money".

    But if we speak about funny ideas - the man seems to be willing to contribute to the research - so maybe he should state that all the results will be widely available (OpenSource license or something like that???)

  36. An amazing achievement by TempeTerra · · Score: 2, Funny

    A 25 yr old British man could be the first people in the world to have cured himself of the deadly HIV virus.

    Now, curing HIV is all well and good but I think we're overlooking the real achievement here. These man - with no aid from the scientific establishment - have become more than one person!

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  37. Re:Sure, let's blame the victim... by Propagandhi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..and I eat well every day and am finicky about food when children are starving all over the world. Oh no, the horror.

    But you don't have the ability to end world hunger. This guy could potentially advance our knowledge of the AIDS virus. Instead of doing that, though, he cries to himself about the "emotional trauma" of his experience, sues someone, and totally ignores the fact that millions of people are affected by this disease. Moreover, those millions of people weren't infected because of a choice they made, but because of a choice their parents made! But those million's suffering apparently pales in insignificance next to this guy's trauma....

    My point wasn't addressing the inherent inequality in our reality, it was addressing this guy's selfish and stupid behavior. Nevermind the fact that he does nothing, it's that he does nothing and sues someone! He knows first hand the trauma of this disease, but he's so self centered that he can't look out at the world and see all the good he could do with a little self sacrifice.

  38. Re:This guy wants compensation?! by Senjutsu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Uh, no. He sued them when the first negative test came back, on (what would normally be) the sound theory that was evidence that the original positive test had been botched. The hospital then did extensive testing on both the positive and negative samples, at which point they came to the stunning conclusion that both results were correct. The lawsuit ended at that point.

  39. Root kit by iMaple · · Score: 5, Funny

    or maybe the virus is just using the Sony rootkit

    1. Re:Root kit by xtracto · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does it means $sys$HIV installed without asking when they inserted the media?

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    2. Re:Root kit by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does it means $sys$HIV installed without asking when they inserted the media?

      "They"!? One at a time buddy!

  40. Re: The real deal. by EddyPearson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In 2002 this guys was tested, now they found HIV Fighting T Cells in his blood stream (Expected for an HIV patient) but no sign of the virus (Again, normal in the early stages) then, when the tested him later there was no virus, and no T cells.

    So they claim a cure, However this could just as easily been a results as a localised infection (perhaps in a few skin cells) that had then died.

    If the guy really did kill off the HIV virus, then those anti-bodies will still be readily available (If you kill it once, your body will kill it again, no problem)

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  41. Re:Wait by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

    working some shitty job, and breeding is more important than curing a disease

    Given that he contracted the HIV from his "44-year-old HIV-positive partner, Juan Gomez", I'd say breeding is not that high on his list of priorities.

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  42. He didn't trust original clinic by evilandi · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article also seems to indicate that he didn't trust that his clinic made the correct original diagnosis - his initial reaction was to sue them.

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  43. Re:This guy wants compensation?! by vidarh · · Score: 2, Informative
    He lived for a year or so thinking he had a lethal disease and having to stay clear of sex partners, and may for what you know have made a lot of other decisions as a result of the original test which may have negatively affected his long term economic prospects ("hey, I'm going to be dead in a few years, I might as well cash in my pension and by a Porsche"). Without knowing more about the reasons you don't really have any basis for judging his behaviour.

    That's even assuming that the story was reported accurately, which you also don't know.

  44. How you come up "cured" in a test? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't quite understand how one can have HIV, and then appear to be "cured." Correct me if I'm wrong, but the two ways of testing for HIV are a) testing for antibodies that you develop when you get the virus, or b) testing for the virus.

    I've heard it's possible to have a viral count that is so low that it is undetectable. But what about antibodies? Do they disappear once a virus leaves the system?

    Isn't it possible that this guy still has HIV, yet they can't detect it?

    any biology geeks here?

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  45. CXCR4 mutation? by De_Boswachter · · Score: 5, Informative

    CCR5 is a key receptor for HIV entry in cells (macrophage-like) relevant for viral dissemination. Indeed, the man could have some form of CCR5 variant. My guess is that they already checked for the delta32 version and that they're drawing a lot of blood from this guy and doing a lot of DNA sequencing.

    I've always wondered whether there would be a similar mutation on the CXCR4 receptor, which is another key receptor. This one's in cells (helper T-cell-like) that are relevant for the persistence of HIV in the body. Since, apparently, the virus was able to get into the bloodstream of this man, my two cents would be that CXCR4 rather than CCR5 could play arole in this phenomenon of self-healing.

  46. Re:Sure, let's blame the victim... by vidarh · · Score: 4, Insightful
    But you don't have the ability to end world hunger. This guy could potentially advance our knowledge of the AIDS virus. Instead of doing that, though, he cries to himself about the "emotional trauma" of his experience, sues someone, and totally ignores the fact that millions of people are affected by this disease.

    First of all, nobody as far as I have seen has claimed he actually sued someone, only that he "sought compensation", which may very well include nothing more than writing a letter to the appropriate authorities stating his case and asking for it to be considered.

    Second, have you personally verified that that is even accurate reporting?

    Third, do you know his reason was "emotional trauma" and not for instance real economic impacts caused by the original diagnosis (such as cashing in his pension and spending money left and right because he had good reason to believe he didn't need it - for what you know he could have given his entire pension to charity)? The article also mentions him becoming suicidal and depressed, which may very well have affected his work and had economic impacts.

    You're making unsubstantiated claims about this guys motivations which you have no basis for.

    My point wasn't addressing the inherent inequality in our reality, it was addressing this guy's selfish and stupid behavior. Nevermind the fact that he does nothing, it's that he does nothing and sues someone! He knows first hand the trauma of this disease, but he's so self centered that he can't look out at the world and see all the good he could do with a little self sacrifice.

    Quote from the article: "He has told the papers he would do anything he could to help find a cure."

    So how exactly is it you know that he is doing nothing? You are again assuming one part of the article is true without any corroborating evidence while ignoring another part of the article and assuming the worst.

    I'm not saying you can't be right, merely that you are jumping to an awful lot of conclusions with essentially no evidence.

  47. Re:"Refused" is wrong by ContemporaryInsanity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    News just in, he's *still* going to die...

  48. Donna Maclean, Europe, and the WTO by bitkari · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, this is not "Funny". Check out Donna McClean from Bristol UK who HAS successfully patented herself and her entire genetic code

    No, she *applied* for a patent, but it has not been granted. There is a vast gaping chasm between applying for a patent and actually being granted it.

    In Europe you cannot patent genetic codes for people, animals or plants - at least not right now. The fear is that if large corporations manage to enforce bio-patents on the rest of the world via pressure from the WTO.

  49. Re:Sex with virgin = AIDS cure by mav[LAG] · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't remotely funny - it's a belief that is responsible for untold numbers of child rapes each year, especially in sub-Saharan Africa.

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  50. Re:Wait by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are you saying that if you could help scientists to cure a disease that's killing hundreds of thousands of people every year by devoting a big chunk of your time, you WOULDNT do it?

    I would (up to a point), but I want the freedom to choose to do so.

  51. Re:First? What about the African Prostitutes et.al by ZombieWomble · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The key difference is, I believe, that this man definately had HIV (assuming we can believe the insistence of the people who did the tests that they were correct) but now no longer does. By contrast, these women are people who by all rights should have got HIV through everyday exposure, but have not. It is not known whether they have got the disease and been 'cured' like this man, or if they simply never became infected in the first place - and since these women never tested positive for HIV before the study started, we can't confirm which of these was the case.

  52. Actually, by duffel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Occam's Razor states that one should not increase the number of entities required to describe a thing beyond what's necessary.

    ie, if you drop a hammer while the moon is shining, and you find it falls to the ground, Occam's Razor indicates that the theory "Hammers fall to the ground when dropped" is better than the theory "Hammers fall to the ground when dropped provided the moon is out"

    Occam's razor doesn't necessarily point at an erroneous test. Probability and false positives point to that.

    [Side note: If you want to include theories of gravity, use Chatton's Anti-Razor which states that if your simple theory doesn't explain things, you have to find a more complex one, ie "Hammers fall to the ground " -> "Hammers fall to the ground when let go"]

  53. Re: Evolution, No Way! by T0wner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly God must smile upon this slightly more intelligently designed being.

  54. Tests Were Accurate by John+Leeming · · Score: 5, Informative

    These tests are redundant to prevent misdiagnosis; I know, because I've got a "false positive" condition that comes up as AIDS too often. Rather than going to one source, look to others for more information.

    Then look up "John Moore" in the "human patent" case to see what this poor sap is in for...

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-18703 40,00.html#121

    "Stimpson was tested three times in August 2002 at the Victoria clinic for sexual health in central London and the results showed he was producing HIV antibodies to fight the disease."

    "In October 2003, after impressing doctors with his good health, Stimpson was offered a new test, which came back negative. Further tests in December 2003 and March last year also proved negative."

    "The tests were re-checked by the Chelsea and Westminster Healthcare NHS Trust when Stimpson threatened litigation believing there must be a mistake, but the results confirmed all the tests had been accurate."

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  55. Re:This guy wants compensation?! by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

    So, no step 4 then?

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  56. Similar event in 1998 by vuzman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In january 1998 a 13 year old faroese girl received a blood transfusion contaminated with HIV. She was treated with powerful anti-HIV drugs (zidovudine, lamivudine, and indinavir) for 9 months, when the treatment was stopped because of the strong side effects. HIV was never found in her blood. She received a compensation of DKK 750,000 (~$120,000). More on this here and here (in danish)

  57. Ironic by (trb001) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone else noticing the irony of the first person who may be immune to a deadly disease being gay and thus probably not reproducing?

    --trb

    1. Re:Ironic by alexborges · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well. Hurray for ignorance.

      Since when do gay people not reproduce?

      Ill invite you once to large anual gay party. Most people there over 40 are married to their women, but still come to the party.

      So much for assuming "THE GAYS" dont reproduce.

      Fucking hillbillie.

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  58. the first test was done during primo infection ? by dario_moreno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe he had the first test while he was developing primo-infection ; his body managed to kill off the virus before it entered his marrowbones and infected his immune system : hence the initially positive test and then the negatives ones and the immunity. Maybe it's much more common than we think since excepted for lab workers who are accidentally contaminated I don't think that many people have an HIV test if they fill feverish a few days after unprotected sex, the tests are usually routine ones done several years after the primo-infection or during the first outbreak of full blown AIDS. Besides, there are a few cases of contaminated lab workers (or newborns) saved from HIV by a massive tritherapy just after the contamination, killing off the virus before it can hide itself in the marrows : same phenomenon here ? This would explain that the probability of being infected during unprotected sex is less than 1% (however, once a day on several years is a sure winner, which would contradict the fact that the guy is now immune). No connection but if someone is dumb enough to sleep with an HIV positive person would he also be dumb enough to refuse to help science ?

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  59. Re:Wait by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Funny
    I would (up to a point), but I want the freedom to choose to do so.

    Fine, you have the freedom to do so. You just don't have the freedom to not do so. :)

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    Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain
  60. JD Shapely, aids martyr ... by Gopal.V · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Virtual Light has a guy called JD Shapely, who was a gay prostitute who was the first to become immune to AIDS. And a vaccine was based on his blood cells.

    Science and Fiction ... sometimes meet in a book.

  61. Re:This guy wants compensation?! by dcw3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Uh, no. He sued them when the first negative test came back, on (what would normally be) the sound theory that was evidence that the original positive test had been botched. The hospital then did extensive testing on both the positive and negative samples, at which point they came to the stunning conclusion that both results were correct. The lawsuit ended at that point.

    So, in order to cover their legal arses, the hospital came up with this miracle?
    1. Botch HIV test
    2. Get sued
    3. Generate Hocus Pocus theory
    4. Profit (or at least don't lose a few million)

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  62. AIDS test unreliable in African countries by Dr_Phil_McGraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having lived many years in an african country (Zambia) with a high degree of AIDS victims I know these tests are unreliable. Maybe a few times a year you would get a cover story: "Man cured of AIDS: Tests say he is negative". On a different note you can't help to be a little skeptical. This man refused beginning AIDS treatment and believes he is a miracle. Sounds a little hokus pokus to me.

  63. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

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  64. Re:Sex with virgin = AIDS cure by bongo69 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have to agree, this is a very serious problem in Africa and not to be laughed at, many children are raped by HIV infected adults because of the same belief you have joked about.

    There is a well know comedian called Pieter-Dirk Uys who campaigns against this horror:

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=845521

    I saw him when he played in London and it was heartbreaking, makes you think how lucky you really are.

  65. Headline from the future by doug141 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The PTO has just granted a man a patent for his T Cell structure... he has partnered with Sony to prevent unlicensed use.

  66. pints? by quest(answer)ion · · Score: 3, Funny

    it comes in pints?

    [hides]

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    1. Re:pints? by U1timateZer0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Time is an illusion. Lunchtime; doubly so.

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  67. flower petals by bennini · · Score: 2, Funny

    HIV positive...HIV positive not....HIV positive....HIV positive not...

  68. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  69. Not anymore. by DrYak · · Score: 3, Informative
    Most of the HIV tests actually test for antibodies


    Wrong. They did, but not anymore.

    Most *MODERN* test both antibodies produced by host (appears several weeks up to a few months post infection) AND viral antigens (protein p24 is a popular target, and is present in blood after 16days post infection.).

    Our hospital uses such combined test. Also, for increase accuracy, two different tests, from two different producers, each one testing both targets. So if all four results (test 1 Ag, test 1 Ab, test 2 Ag, test 2 Ab) are the same, chances are the answer is erronous are *VERY VERY VERY* low.

    Some test, add also a check for viral genes (gag protein is said to be rather stable across mutants, is detectable after 12 days post-infection). This test target is less popular because RNA (which the virus is made of) is less stable and more difficult to replicate through RT-PCR. This is another target that *may* have been controlled by the hospital.

    The articles say that the british hospital controlled the tests (because the patient tried to sue them) and conclude both were correct.
    So it is likely that the hostipal uses several tests on different targets (like our does), and because each time all results concorded, there's very low chance that the results are wrong.

    Link for info on HIV tests
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  70. capitalism rules by muyuubyou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Knowing the real value of such a cure and if they really think there are good chances to find it, I'd say "no" too until I saw some good 10-digit figures in my bank account.

  71. Omega man by beforewisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of the old Charlton Heston movie Omega Man.

    Now that this guy's blood holds the cure for a plauge, I wonder if he is going to go around beating albino marxist hippys?

  72. Re:The needs of many... by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Liberties of One outweigh the needs of the many.

    Period.

  73. Re:Wait by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "You know you'd get massively paid for it too (research grants)."

    Well, maybe he first is waiting to get his gene's copyrighted and pattened. This will then ensure that he profits from any cures that come from his cooperation in studies.

    Otherwise...he probably won't make much. Medical research grants don't generally have a lot of funds targeted at paying the patients in the study...

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  74. Re:Wait by Hugonz · · Score: 3, Funny
    Given that he contracted the HIV from his "44-year-old HIV-positive partner, Juan Gomez", I'd say breeding is not that high on his list of priorities.

    It doesn't mean they don't try breeding every night, it's just that he does not get pregnant...

  75. Re:Wait by Ivana+Tinkle · · Score: 3, Informative
    "...killing hundreds of thousands of people every year..."

    Try over three million per year or >250,000 per month. And 95% of the burden is on developing countries.

    See World AIDS & HIV Statistics for stats.

  76. He took my advice by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I told him "walk it off".

    If that hadn't worked, I was prepared to recommend "cowboy up", but looks like it won't be necessary.

  77. Multiple exposure by phorm · · Score: 2, Informative

    The man indicated that he had continued to expose himself to an infected partner after he found he was infected... figuring that he has nothing to lose (which is wrong in many cases, as there are different strains, but I suppose since it's the same partner he'd just be exposing himself to the same).

    So chances are that if he didn't have it, he *should* have gotten it in the three years since 2002. As it is, he's clear.

    As for the antibodies..... I wonder if they could just try injecting his blood into an infected sample specimen and see if it has any effect.

  78. Royalties! by irritating+environme · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't do it unless there was an explicit royalty agreement that any drugs made from a "cure" in my blood would give me 20% of profits.

    Drug companies are the real pieces of shit. 50-80% of the budgets are marketing, most of the development costs are assumed by public-sector universities.

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  79. Incredibly misleading summary by adrianbaugh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The summary is very misleading. The man has now said, in two national newspapers, that he will help research in any way he can.

    He did earlier refuse to help, but that was at the point where he was still considering suing the doctors because of the initial positive test - obviously you don't expect a second test to come up negative because AIDS generally doesn't just go away, so when it did he naturally thought the first test had been wrong and was pissed off with the doctors. However, later his health authority confirmed that there had been no mistake with either test and he changed his mind and now wishes to help by undergoing further tests.

    So ease off the guy, okay? It's the guy who didn't research the story properly before writing the summary that's the asshole here, not the cured-of-AIDS guy.

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  80. Anyone else noticing the irony...? by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No

  81. Re:Wait by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well.

    The President, the VP, Attorney General Gonzalez and a cooperative bunch at the Pentagon and the various intelligence services have decided to kidnap people and imprison them around the world, with various flavors of continual torture and mind breaking, because they believe national security trumps "human rights" and established law.

    What's the moral difference between that, and grabbing "Patient Omega" in the name of finding an immunity factor for a disease killing millions? To up the stakes "24" style, what if HIV mutates and finds an easier vector? How about then?

    As a libertarian, small "l", I believe that patient Omega here has the right to refuse to cooperate. However, we've collectively flushed human rights away for the sake of "security", in exchange for which we've got a lot of dreamed-up terrorist plots from men under the knife. In the case of Omega, we could actually stop a superepidemic.

    Kidnapping is moral for the sake of fear, but not for saving millions or billions of lives? This is not an idle question in philosophy class. This is real and it is now. We've decided collectively that abduction and torture for an individual's lifetime is okay if we're afraid. Given that, what's the problem with putting Omega under the microscope, even against his will?

    Under disaster conditions in Louisiana, people are being blocked by the armed forces and some private killers hired by the U.S. from returning to their homes. Force? Yup. No one cares.

    Bush has straightforwardly declared he wants martial law and dictator powers if avian flu hits the U.S. Soldiers will grab people and lock them away, people will be shot if a soldier believes they warrant death. How is it okay to remove EVERYONE'S human rights if a bird flu epidemic hits, but not okay to drag one guy in for testing if the epidemic is HIV? Remember, HIV has killed millions. It's just not a quick as avian flu. HIV hits people doing naughty things, in the view of moralists, so it's not a priority?

    "Ethics" is about more than fetuses and stem cells. Ethics is what we decide to care about, and we have to decide every day. Who gets shot, who gets their knees broken, who loses their freedom if we decide it should be so?

  82. Maybe we're going about this the wrong way... by NeoTwig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps his partner Juan Gomez is the one we should be looking at. He's the elusive #2!

    1) Contract HIV
    2) Have lots of unprotected sex with Juan Gomez
    3) Profit!!!

  83. Re:Wait by SComps · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Are you saying that if you could help scientists to cure a disease that's killing hundreds of thousands of people every year by devoting a big chunk of your time, you WOULDNT do it?
    Thanks right, I wouldn't. Science hasn't figured out how to balance researching a "subject" without completely allocating that "subject's" time and resources. There's no way in hell I'd be a part of that. I'd go in for one more test to make sure the negative really was negative and be on my way. "Don't call me, I'll call you."
  84. Drug development costs by spineboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It costs roughly 1 Billion dollars $1,000,000,000) to bring a new drug to the marketplace, after all the FDA testing, long term studies, phase 3 trials are done. Your estimate of the marketing costs is off by a factor of 10.

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  85. A new frontier for linguistics by JavaRob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, it's not that complicated:

    He started out in the first person, thinking "I'm disease-free!". But then the doctor told him in the second person, "nope, you've got HIV." Finally, the news tells us in the third person, "well, he doesn't have HIV now...".

    Obviously, we've got a lot left to learn about how HIV is transmitted from person to person. At least he's not as tense now as he was in the past.

    [wait, are you laughing with me or laughing at me?]