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DigiDave writes "A time honored tradition on St Patty's Day is to drink green beer. But some breweries go out of their way to make sure that the brewskies we drink are always green, by using environmentally friendly brewing methods. The makers of Fat Tire, for example, use a cogeneration process that involves anaerobic bacteria turning wastewater into methane gas for power."

195 comments

  1. So much for current events... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    St. Paddy's was yesterday.

    1. Re:So much for current events... by porl · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the title was "Green Greek Bear"... curse my blurry monitor!!! :)

      Now that i think of it, that would be cool... :)

    2. Re:So much for current events... by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      You mean this isn't "News For Greeks..." ?

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    3. Re:So much for current events... by AndreiK · · Score: 1

      The Green Greek Bear, sponsoring the college frat tradition of drinking 'til you're green!

    4. Re:So much for current events... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Not surprisingly, Zonk seems to be living in a world of his own. On Thursday, March 16 he posted the Gnome 2.14 story that started "Beware the Ides of March..." (Here's a clue, Zonk. The Ides of March is March 15). Then he posts this St. Patty's Day story on Saturday, March 18 (Another clue, Zonk. St Patty's Day fell on Friday, March 17 this year). It's really not that difficult to keep up on which day of the week it is, especially if you're trying to post topically relevent information for your job...

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    5. Re:So much for current events... by moro_666 · · Score: 1

      It was greek's beer for me the first time i read it ...

      from tfa :

      Its choice of method is wind power, which provides 100 percent of the brewery's energy needs, making the 1,658,000 gallons of beer it produces green year-round.

      so, no wind, no beer ? all the green one's and also the greeks have to blow really hard all year around to get any drop of beer. so during the thunderstorms you get all the beer you'll need, and on a nice quite windless hot summer day you're on the dry. that may be nature friendly and shit, but i still want my beer on a hot summer day ...

      Eddie Murphy about Star Trek'n'Captain Kirk : 'If the b*tch is green, then there must be something wrong with the p*ssy' - does this also apply to green beer ? :p

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    6. Re:So much for current events... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      And the Irish don't drink it either, it's purely an American phenomenom, when millions of plastic paddies who think they're Irish because their great great grandfather once looked at a picture of Ireland crawl out of the woodwork, wear green clothes and generally piss off anyone who genuinly IS Irish.

      Btw, who is 'Patty'?

    7. Re:So much for current events... by fm6 · · Score: 1
      "Paddy" (from the name Patrick) is U.S. slang for Irishman. Originally pretty offensive, but nowadays Irish-Americans have co-opted it.

      Maybe the Irishmen in your part of the world don't drink green beer, but Americans with Irish ancestry (and that's about 25% of us) insist on it. Hey, on St. Patrick's day, they even dye the Chicago River green.

      St. Patrick's Day is one of many traditional holidays that Americans have coopted for our own purposes. In this case, it's a big celebration meant to assert Irish-American pride. (Columbus Day serves a similar purpose for Italian-Americans.) It's full of strange rituals of uncertain origin. One of the biggest is eating corned beef and cabbage — a dish I understand nobody in Ireland ever eats, if they can avoid it.

    8. Re:So much for current events... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      "Paddy" (from the name Patrick) is U.S. slang for Irishman.

      It's slang for an Irishman everywhere, and people were saying 'Patty', who the hell is that? That's a woman's name, and I'm pretty convinced that St Patrick was a man.

      but Americans with Irish ancestry (and that's about 25% of us)

      Are you sure about that? That's about 75 million, and Ireland only has five million people.

    9. Re:So much for current events... by fm6 · · Score: 1
      "Patty" is obviously a Slashdot misspelling for "Paddy".

      According to the Census bureau, 35 million Americans claim Irish ancestry. Which I guess is more like 14%. I think the percentage used to be much higher, before later immigrants arrived. I recall learning in school how Irish Americans and German Americans were a big enough voting block to delay the entry of the U.S. in World War I. That's probably where I got the 25% figure.

      Even 35 million might sound inflated. As you point out, that's 7 times the population of Ireland itself! But note that a huge number of Irish have immigrated to the U.S. — 2 million people during the Potato Famine alone. (Before the Famine, Ireland had 8 million people!) That was 150 years ago, plenty of time for those 2 million people to intermarry and produce 35 million offspring, to say nothing of later immigrants.

      And there's been a lot of intermarriage. A famous case is Mohammed Ali, who supposedly has family in Ennis!

    10. Re:So much for current events... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      14% might claim Irish ancestry, but I doubt it's that high. Even if it was, one Irish great great grandparent out of sixteen doesn't make you Irish, I bet all these plastic paddies don't give much of a shit about national days of their other fifteen ancestries.

  2. St Patty's day by mark2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    St Patty?

    Maybe someone is still struggling after a few too many beers?

    I'm not sure I would call this a time honoured tradition either - I'd never even heard of green beer until I went to the US. I'd never seen it either in Ireland or any of the Irish (and I mean real Irish pubs in Kilburn owned by Irish landlords full of first generation Irish people or Irish people working temporarily in London) pubs in the UK I've been to on St Patricks day.

    1. Re:St Patty's day by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      It is great though to see companies looking to minimise their environmental impact.

    2. Re:St Patty's day by waferhead · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From a second generation Irish/American who spent a few years in Portland, Oregon...

      Try Fat Tire, and DEFINATELY get to a McMennamins and try Terminator Stout.
      (They frequently have a "special" version (can't recall what it was called) that would rip yer head off.)

      Go to Portland if you get a chance, I'tll be sorta like home, only with more guys wearing leather walking their boyfreinds downtown on dog chains.

      Only wetter.

      And I personally suspect Mad Cow, rather than any pork issues.

    3. Re:St Patty's day by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      Throwaway from "The Fugitive":

      If they can dye the river green for St. Patty's Day, why can't they dye it blue every other day of the year?

    4. Re:St Patty's day by veeoh · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ahh,

      you are one of those plastic "oooh im really irish" people.

      Oh dear.

    5. Re:St Patty's day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's St. PADDY's Day, FFS.

      Unless you want to be proper, then use St. Patrick's Day instead.

    6. Re:St Patty's day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harps (sic)? If you really were Irish, you'd know that Harp hasn't been widely available for years in the Republic and is generally considered to be the Irish equivalent of Fosters.

    7. Re:St Patty's day by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 0

      Hell, I've never heard of it and I've lived in the US all my life!

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    8. Re:St Patty's day by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      I'm still hung over from last night, and your post makes me want to drink again... Fat Tire now legally sold in Chicago... thank goodness.

    9. Re:St Patty's day by jzeejunk · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I would call this a time honoured tradition either

      DigiDave isn't calling it that either. it's a time honored tradition, you see! that's a big difference ;)

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    10. Re:St Patty's day by linguizic · · Score: 1

      Green beer is a perfectly cromulant tradition.

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    11. Re:St Patty's day by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      Fat Tire is disgusting. It was okay 4 years ago, but they got bought out by Miller and changed the recipe. Fat Tire is an American interpretation of Belgian beers anyway. It pales in comparison to good Frisian and Lambic ales. Get Chimay if you want a good intro to Belgian beers.

      I agree about Portland though. We have the most home brewers and microbrews per capita. Since we have so many beer lovers, we have access to some of the best beers in the country. My recommendations: Bridgeport IPA, Stone Brewery Arrogant Bastard, Stone Brewery IPA. I like hoppy beers and avoid malty beers.

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    12. Re:St Patty's day by Deltaspectre · · Score: 0

      Sir, "cromulant" is not a word.
      To embiggen your vocabulary you should use "cromulent".

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    13. Re:St Patty's day by GMontag451 · · Score: 1
      Fat Tire is disgusting. It was okay 4 years ago, but they got bought out by Miller and changed the recipe. Fat Tire is an American interpretation of Belgian beers anyway. It pales in comparison to good Frisian and Lambic ales. Get Chimay if you want a good intro to Belgian beers.

      Uh no. Fat Tire is in no way a belgian. Its an amber ale. New Belgium's belgians are the Abbey and the Trippel (and the Frambrozen if you are counting Lambics). I wouldn't say its digusting, but it certainly is pedestrian. Although I haven't had it since they got bought out. The Chimays are nice, but personally I think the Unibroue Maudite and Trois Pistoles are the best Belgians on the market.

    14. Re:St Patty's day by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      New Belgium used to claim that Fat Tire was a Belgian style beer. The story behind the name is that the brewer took a bike tour through Belgium's breweries and was inspired to make a Belgian styled beer, copying as much of the regional flavour as he could. I agree that he failed it. I don't know if they're still sticking to that story or not.

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  3. Pitching in by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Each of us should be taking local actions to do our part for the planet. For example, I've been using my own anaerobic process to turn beer into methane gas for many years now.

    1. Re:Pitching in by waferhead · · Score: 2, Funny

      And me with no mod points...

    2. Re:Pitching in by aurb · · Score: 1

      You don't need mod points for this anaerobic process, do you?

    3. Re:Pitching in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this is off-topic, but I almost shat myself when I saw all those geeks discussing snails on pages upon pages of mindless dribble at http://www.seaslugforum.net/

      Am I a bad person that I do not see the attraction? I suppose snails:biologists is much like beer:programmers?

      http://www.seaslugforum.net/

    4. Re:Pitching in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You do realise that Methane gas is a much more potent greenhouse gas then CO2, so you'd better have a tube stuck up your arse to capture it if you want to do your bit for the planet. :P

    5. Re:Pitching in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I need no special apparatus. I have been producing methane from Indian curry and beer for years!

    6. Re:Pitching in by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Hey, I heard that Jennifer Lopez is going to be in the upcoming movie version of "Dallas". People who make fun of people who like to learn tend to like hard-hitting entertainment news.

      Yes, you're a bad person.

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  4. Fat Tire by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fat Tire is pretty good. It's not recommended if you ever plan to go back to Bud. Some people don't like a sweet beer, but then some people don't like chocolate either. Ignore those mutants and grab a nice mug if you're in the southern Midwest sometime.

    1. Re:Fat Tire by jbrader · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why the southern midwest? I live in Tacoma Washington and the Fat Tire flows like water around here.

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    2. Re:Fat Tire by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 2, Informative

      American beer is *gaasp* improving to the point that some of it is even drinkable, certainly the local stuff in New England.

      While the mass produced crap deserves it's repuation as being better after urination than before, so does European mass produced beer in the large part. Things like Concorde Pale Ale are not quite up to snuff compared to Fursty Ferret (partly due to the instance on selling it chilled, which impairs the flavour), but it's a hell of a lot better than the canned sewerage output they sell as John Smiths.

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    3. Re:Fat Tire by kklein · · Score: 5, Informative

      SOUTHERN MIDWEST???

      I beg your pardon, sir, but the noble brew of which you speak is lovingly manufactured in Fort Collins, Colorado, roughly 30 minutes south of the Wyoming border.

      http://www.newbelgium.com/

      If you're ever in the area, I heartily recommend their free brewery tour. You learn a lot about beer, and at the end you are given a little glass of each of their brews in a fun and chatty atmosphere. It's a great free day date in Fort Collins. Afterwards, you can head back the road into Old Town for great food and a plethora of great bars, all within picturesque walking distance.

      I recommend The Crown Pub (on College) and the Rio Grande (on Mountain) for food/drinks, and Elliot's martini bar (on Linden) for drinks. Finish your drunken evening off at Walrus ice cream (on Mountain, next to the Rio), enjoying their homemade deliciousness.

      Oh, and personally, I prefer New Belgium's Sunshine Wheat to Fat Tire, mostly because hoppy beers like Fat Tire give me terrible acid reflux, although they are tasty.

      Come on, everyone! Let's enjoy Fort Collins!

      This message NOT paid for by the Fort Collins tourism board or chamber of commerce. My Japanese-language historical walking tours of Old Town have also ended, due to the fact that I don't live there anymore.

    4. Re:Fat Tire by blanktek · · Score: 1

      I second the recommendation on the tour. Not something to go too far out of your way for but if you are in the area, this is a sweet way to enjoy good beer. If you feel like trying something new, you might be able to have a taste of La Folie if you ask.
      http://www.newbelgium.com/beers_lf.php
      It is unlike anything I've ever tried.

    5. Re:Fat Tire by paeanblack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While the mass produced crap deserves it's repuation as being better after urination than before

      I brew my own but also drink that "mass produced crap". I used to be a beer snob, but over the years, I've learn that that "crap" has alot going for it.

      -I can get it anywhere...any country, any state, any town I'm in, and I don't even need to ask. I know they have it.
      -Usually, I'm really just looking for something cold and wet.
      -Usually, the beer is just an accessory to the journey; it's not the destination. I'm more interesting in what's going on around me.
      -It is still booze. After a few drinks, it doesn't matter what you are drinking.

      and most importantly...

      -Mass produced beers don't attract a gaggle of shallow buffoons that judge people by what they drink.

    6. Re:Fat Tire by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      My definition of "southern midwest" is everything east of the Rockies, west of Ohio, and south of Iowa. Please correct me if this is not acceptable.

    7. Re:Fat Tire by Bazer · · Score: 1

      Some people don't like a sweet beer, but then some people don't like chocolate either. Ignore those mutants and grab a nice mug if you're in the southern Midwest sometime.

      That's like the whole Europe you just turned into a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with "bitter"-beer-guzzling mutants.

      Oh well, pig-rat's what's for dinner followed by a couple pints of Guiness.

    8. Re:Fat Tire by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2, Insightful


      -Mass produced beers don't attract a gaggle of shallow buffoons that judge people by what they drink.


      It's better than that. 'Mass produced' beers repel that type of cretin.

    9. Re:Fat Tire by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      American beer is *gaasp* improving to the point that some of it is even drinkable, certainly the local stuff in New England.

      Actually, American beer has improved to the point where the stuff brewed right in town is so good that only a select few foreign beers (Chimay, Franziskaner, Budvar) even warrant my attention anymore. The emerging truth is that as long as you have a good beer distributer nearby, you can get domestic beer that is the envy of the world.

      Of course, living in New England or the West Coast greatly ameliorates the microbrew procurement process. I live in Oregon. Thanks in no small part to the beer selection, I cannot imagine living anywhere else. Now if only the locals would get cracking on a good Budvar equivalent...

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    10. Re:Fat Tire by supasam · · Score: 0

      The lower edge of the midwest is kansas/missouri, and the western edge is kansas/nebraska and the dakotas.

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    11. Re:Fat Tire by glazed · · Score: 1

      I've also found them very responsive when I email with beer questions. They're in my neighborhood, so I *am* rather partial to them.

    12. Re:Fat Tire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nothing is better than American beer after working outdoors all day in the hot humid South. When the temperature is 95 deg F and the humidity is 95% you don't want to drink some warm thick syrup. You want to chug a refreshing freezing cold all-American brewski.

    13. Re:Fat Tire by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I suggest you consider the merits of Australian beer (and for reference Fosters is not an Australian beer, they just pretend that it is).

    14. Re:Fat Tire by cjsnell · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time--oh, back in the mid-1990's or so--Fat Tire was only available in Colorado. It was not uncommon for those of us living in New Mexico at the time to drive to a Colorado border town (usually Cortez or Durango) to pick up a few cases of "Fatty". When the New Belgium Brewery finally expanded regionally, it was quite a big deal in Albuquerque. The liquor stores were pretty much sold out for the first week or so.

      You midwesterners should feel blessed that you have this beer at all. It really wasn't designed for you flatlanders. :P

    15. Re:Fat Tire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't get myself to pay a premium price for something as light as Fat Tire. In it's favor I do do say it doesn't lead to spending all of the following day in the bathroom like Pabst. Bridgeport IPA is another story.

    16. Re:Fat Tire by chivo243 · · Score: 1

      According to my bro's in Colo. you can only drink one or two of these... or suffer the hangover of death, you know the one where your blood turns to maple syrup and flows about as fast...

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    17. Re:Fat Tire by modecx · · Score: 1

      If Fat Tire was the official brew of the heathen gods, then that would make Ft. Collins, CO Beer Mecca! Lucky for me, it's only about a 55 mile pilgrimage--but make no mistake, it is a path frought with danger, unspeakable horrors and SUV drivers with ellphones implanted into their ears! Yep, it's I-25... It's still better than having to wait for that sweet ambrosia to be trucked!

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    18. Re:Fat Tire by modecx · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but a super cold Bud or a Coors is great on a hot day. It's great out on the boat, it's very refreshing after mowing the lawn, it's good ata picnic, and you can drink a few gallons without getting smashed. Mass produced beers are very social beers, and beer snobs are very antisocial.

      Anyway, what level of insanity do you have to reach to turn down a beer? I just can't imagine!

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    19. Re:Fat Tire by kamapuaa · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I suggest you consider the merits of Australian beer (and for reference Fosters is not an Australian beer, they just pretend that it is).

      What's hilarious about this comment (which you often hear from Australians, when beer ever comes up in coversation) is that the most popular beer in Australia is Crown Lager, which is literally the exact same beer, made by the same brewery in the same factory, with different packaging.

      So if an Australian ever tells you that Foster's is the worst shit, that only Americans drink, you can mentally note that the person doesn't know anything about the taste of the beer, and is a little too easily swayed by advertising campaigns.

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    20. Re:Fat Tire by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fat Tire has been brewed regionally since Miller bought out New Belgium. Neither advertises the fact, for obvious reasons. But the recipe has changed and now sucks. (As opposed to being a tasty, but poor imitation of Belgian beers.

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    21. Re:Fat Tire by kklein · · Score: 1

      Okay, THAT is a shock. Do you have any references for that??? I know they are big enough that they are now a regional, not a micro, but they are still a "craft" brewery--making things from scratch. Where did you hear this?

    22. Re:Fat Tire by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Miller makes their beer from scratch as well. In any event, I was wrong. NB just changed the recipe when they started expanding. I think its gross. Sorry for the confusion, I was thinking of a different regional brewery.

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    23. Re:Fat Tire by kklein · · Score: 1

      Phew.

      (And I THOUGHT FT tasted different these days--I also noticed that liquor stores were not keeping it refrigerated, meaning it must be pasteurized now.)

    24. Re:Fat Tire by jthayden · · Score: 3, Insightful
      -I can get it anywhere...any country, any state, any town I'm in, and I don't even need to ask. I know they have it.

      How is this a bonus? Why bother going anywhere if you aren't going to try something new? The first thing I ask for when I go into a bar/pub while traveling is if they have any local brews.

      -Usually, I'm really just looking for something cold and wet.

      Drink water.

      -Usually, the beer is just an accessory to the journey; it's not the destination. I'm more interesting in what's going on around me.

      Drink Water

      -It is still booze. After a few drinks, it doesn't matter what you are drinking.

      This doesn't jive with the your previous point of it's the journey not the destination. If the point is just to get drunk, do a few shots of Everclear and be done with it.

      -Mass produced beers don't attract a gaggle of shallow buffoons that judge people by what they drink.

      That is really your best point and it really isn't that good. The fact is that you can make judgements about people based upon their actions. If you're drinking something like Bud or Miller and that ilk, I can infer that you either are just drinking to get drunk, you have poor taste in beer, or marketing holds too much sway over you. Poor taste in beer is really the kindest choice out of the three and the one I generally attribute to people. I don't make many other judgements beyond that and I'd agree that people that do are annoying. Although quite a few people drinking the mass produced stuff are more than happy to be shallow buffons that judge people by what they aren't drinking too.

    25. Re:Fat Tire by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      The last time I (inadvertantly) drank a Crownie, it actually reminded me more of Corona, only worse. It's nasty, thin, sour rubbish, even _worse_ than Foster's.

      I'm surprised it's Australia's biggest selling beer, though. Most of the people I know don't like it, especially at about $A50 a case.

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  5. Beer? by fred911 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "use a cogeneration process that involves anaerobic bacteria turning wastewater"

    in (state side) domestic beer.

      move on ... nothing new here:-)

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  6. Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you are in Boston at this time of year DO NOT respond when people introduce themselves as "Irish-American" with "Nice to meet you, I'm a Saxon-Norman-Viking-Dutch-Englishman". Breaking them out of their fantasy world may result in you spending the night in the gutter looking for your teeth instead of getting personally aquainted with a drunk BU chick who can't tell the difference between a Home Counties and Irish Counties accent.

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    1. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      When I was in Ireland the Irish American tourists really got up the locals noses. I think the general consensus was that they were, "a bunch of pillarcs". I was amazed at the anti American sentiment there, but I never figured out just what the U.S. had done to deserve it.

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    2. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by LS · · Score: 1

      what is a pillarc?

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    3. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by madhippy · · Score: 1

      a pillock?

    4. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pillarc is the path made by a thrown pill.

      Duh!

    5. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because americans pose next to graves of "relatives" and take pictures of themselves?
      They're pretty disrespectful.

    6. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by supertsaar · · Score: 1

      Not sure about american tourists in Ireland, but here in Amsterdam some walk around like they own the place. This upsets people.
      General attitude towards tourists here is not very good though, in stead of being proud that so many people want to come here (well, the people that look beyond semi-legal marihuana and prostitution anyways) we treat most tourists badly.
      Sorry about that!
      But to stay slightly on topic: if you want some eco-friendly beer in Amsterdam, check this place out.

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    7. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I don't get is all the nationalities. Technically, I am Scottish-American.

      I was born in America, my parents were, so were theirs. Fuck. I say, if you can say that 4-5 generations are American. Then by god. You're american.

      same thing with "African-American".. No. You, your parents, your grandparents, and maybe even your great-grandparents were born in American. You have never been to Africa, neither have any of your predacessors. (sp). You're American. Bloody hell.

    8. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      A pillock is an idiot, or irritating person. Thanks to the madhippy for correction.

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    9. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by Nocterro · · Score: 1

      First lesson for American international travellers: the world doesn't like America.

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    10. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by wwwillem · · Score: 1
      But to stay slightly on topic: if you want some eco-friendly beer in Amsterdam, check this place out. [brouwerijhetij.nl]

      Fully agreed!! Twenty years ago, it was the only beer served on my wedding. Good stuff....

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    11. Re:Public Health Warning - Tourist Advisary by kevin.fowler · · Score: 1

      First year I haven't gone out on St. Patrick's day (been in Boston for 4). I must say, having people over for Green Margaritas and DDR was much better than wading through the mass of BU/BC dudeguys in Allston like I usually do.

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  7. Paddy's Day by Hrungnir · · Score: 5, Informative

    Patty is a girls name

    Its spelled St. Paddy's Day if you're gonna abbreviate it.

    Patty is short for Patricia.
    Paddy is short for Patrick because the gaelic name is Padraig.

    Why does everyone insist on calling St. Patrick a woman?

    1. Re:Paddy's Day by alfrin · · Score: 1

      I just have one question, do you feel like a nerd yet?

    2. Re:Paddy's Day by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since he was a priest he didn't use it anyway. He may as well have been a woman.

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      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    3. Re:Paddy's Day by crache · · Score: 3, Informative

      If were getting specific, his name wasn't even patrick. Born Maewyn Succat, and not even in Ireland! His name was later romanized as Patricius, after he became christian.

    4. Re:Paddy's Day by XchristX · · Score: 1

      >>Paddy is short for Patrick
      Tell that to "Pat" Robertson.

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    5. Re:Paddy's Day by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Also, St. Patrick is venerated for 'driving the snakes out of Ireland.' Whereas, the snakes are symbolic for the druids. So he was a religious extremeist who worked to wipe out the indigenous pagan religion.

      Everybody should be clear about this before deciding to celebrate his day or not.

    6. Re:Paddy's Day by andygood · · Score: 1

      Just out of interest, 'St Patty' (WTF?) lived from roughly 390AD to 464AD. The whole celibacy thing wasn't brought in until about six hundred years later in 1022AD by Pope Benedict VIII...

      I'll bet our 'Holy Saint' was ridin' all around him as he slaughtered the local yokels (druids)... ;-P

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    7. Re:Paddy's Day by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      And yet, the catholics priest are well known for disobeying the vow; Witness the large number of law suits against the church. Apparently, it is true all over the world, not just the USA.

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    8. Re:Paddy's Day by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      cry me a river.

    9. Re:Paddy's Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pádraig is only pronounced Porrig in some places. In Cork it's always pronounced Pawdrigg, with an almost 'th' -like 'd' and preferably a rolled r.

    10. Re:Paddy's Day by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      also famous(ish) for starting the whole happy hour thing and for being a slave that had his former "master" burn his house down with himself in it at the time to prevent the "reunion" from what i have heard ST Pat was drier than a Bob Jones Professor and forgot more about being a "Bastard" than the BOFH will ever know.

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    11. Re:Paddy's Day by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Punctuation would've made that readable.

  8. Green beer!!!!?!? by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, if you tried giving anyone beer than had been dyed green in Ireland, you'd be introduced to that other tradtitional Irish custom of having your head smashed against the bar.

    1. Re:Green beer!!!!?!? by GenieGenieGenie · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm pretty sure nobody was referring to the color of the beverage. But, on a similar note, I think what's even more revolutionary is that they developed a friendly method. Imagine that - you come into your brewery and the method comes up to you and says "Howdy, Sam! Wanna be friends?"

    2. Re:Green beer!!!!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I'm pretty sure nobody was referring to the color of the beverage.

      So... what is it that you think they were referring to?

      I've tried googling and as far as I can tell, Americans sometimes dye their beer green, to the bewilderment of everyone else. I guess it's just one of those local er... delicacies.

      If it means something else then let us know what it is.

    3. Re:Green beer!!!!?!? by supasam · · Score: 0

      It's "green" as in "environmentally friendly." Green pastures and blue skies because everything is clean and everything dies a natural death at the end of a long healthy life with no pain or discomfort. The sun shines always and there's only a cloud if your looking to make shapes out of them. You know, green.

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    4. Re:Green beer!!!!?!? by ozbird · · Score: 2, Funny

      American tourist: Bartender, what do you drink on St. Patrick's Day?
      Irish bartender: Green beer, of course.
      American tourist: No way! I've got to try me one of those!
      Irish bartender: [hands tourist a Guinness]
      American tourist: Um, are you sure this is green?
      Irish bartender: It's a bit dark, but it's green to be sure.
      American tourist: Gee, wait 'til I tell the folks back home!

      And thus a great Irish joke was born...

    5. Re:Green beer!!!!?!? by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      Plenty of US bars dye beer green for the night... usually something like one of the big light beers (Miller or Bud) cause it's alot easier to tell.

      Just a little food coloring in the pitcher, nothing fancy... heck in Chicago they dye our whole dang river flourescent green.

    6. Re:Green beer!!!!?!? by supasam · · Score: 0

      The bars here (in New Orleans) buy thier kegs full of green beer. In fact, my irish day party ;ast yeah had a keg of green beer that got kilt in like 20 minutes. It was embarassing! We had to hoof it to the a&p (cause there's no driving during parade on the route) and buy case after case after case of beer cause everybody was getting wasted.

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  9. Most breweries do.. by Zenethian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Anheuser-Busch does the same thing with it's BERS program. Takes all its wastewater and manages microbiological reactions in it to produce mostly clean water and CO2 (for bottling) and Methane to power the boilers. In fact they produce almost all of their own power in several breweries. This isn't anything new.

    1. Re:Most breweries do.. by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Anheuser-Busch is the only other brewery doing it then sure it's something new. Because Fat Tire actually tastes good.

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    2. Re:Most breweries do.. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      So does Pepsi. So what's your point?

    3. Re:Most breweries do.. by SneezyKevinA · · Score: 1

      Anheuser-Busch does not make beer, they make poorly flavored water!

      I make my own home brew and one of the things I do is collect all of my used water and use it for other things, dishes, fill the clothes washer....

      It's good to be green and it's impressive to see any brewery take the step to do this.

    4. Re:Most breweries do.. by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's a big corporation. They don't count.

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    5. Re:Most breweries do.. by tau-lepton · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No, most breweries don't. They may have some prototype programs that make for good press, but they don't apply these across the entire production process or make the philosophy an integral part of the culture (no pun) like New Belgium. From the Aneheuser-Busch site: The company reduced water usage by nearly 10 percent, electricity consumption decreased by 1 percent and overall fuel usage declined by 4 percent since 1999. Wow! what a great effort. Comapared to New Belgium: 50% reduction in water use, 100% wind powered. Theer buildings are so tight that they hardly ever fire up the heater in the winter, and the lighting is 100% fluorescent. Here's the kicker - The took an employee vote to stop using coal and start using 100% wind, at the expense of employee wage increases! And they make great beer! From the New Belgium site: In 2002 we agreed to participate in the United States Green Building Council's Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design for Existing Buildings (LEED-EB) pilot program. From sun tubes and daylighting throughout the facility to reusing heat in the brewhouse, we continue to search out new ways to close loops and conserve resources. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle The three 'R's of being an environmental steward. Our reuse program includes heat for the brewing process, cleaning chemicals, water and much more. Recyling at New Belgium takes on many forms, from turning "waste" products into something new and useful (like spent grain to cattle feed), to supporting the recycling market in creative ways (like turning our keg caps into table surfaces). We also buy recycled whenever we can, from paper to office furniture. Reduction surrounds us - from motion sensors on the lights throughout the building to induction fans that pull in cool winter air to chill our beer - offsetting our energy needs is the cornerstone to being environmentally efficient.

  10. Beginning of a Trend by Zibara · · Score: 1

    I see this as the beginning of a trend of colored seasonal beers. Green beer for St. Patrick's Day....perhaps an orange beer for Halloween! Or a yearround Red, White, and Blue multipurpose patriotic beer! Ah, the marvels of modern science.

  11. For the love of God It's not St. Patty! by giginger · · Score: 1

    Why all of sudden, starting this year, is everyone saying St. Patty? It has, and never will be, St. Patty. It's St. Paddy. Patty is short for Patricia. Paddy is short for Patrick. I don't know what idiot started saying St. Patty but it's irking me something chronic.

    1. Re:For the love of God It's not St. Patty! by rm999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you, but just so you know:
      "Patty is short for Patricia. Paddy is short for Patrick"
      is not the most intuitive statement in the world :)

    2. Re:For the love of God It's not St. Patty! by giginger · · Score: 1

      Haha, you've got a point.
      I wrote it in the heat of the moment! :)

  12. Fat Tire...why? by smvp6459 · · Score: 1

    I'm not trolling or hating, I'm actually curious what people like about Fat Tire. I've found it ok but nothing to write home. Just for background...I'm no beer idiot I lived in Seattle, had multiple growlers, bought tons of local brew, worked on a local beer taste, and now that I've moved away to less beer-friendly place I brew my own beer in order to have some of the less common and interesting beers I could buy in Washington.

    So what is it people like so much about Fat Tire? Is it that it's an ok beer that you can pick up at most stores? Is it that New Belgium isn't evil? Is it that most people don't have easy access to actual Belgian beers and New Belgium's stuff is lower in price and more widely available?

    So what's the deal?

    1. Re:Fat Tire...why? by rm999 · · Score: 1

      I actually really like fat tire, and I never knew that it was green until now - that only makes it cooler. When I see it in a bar here in SoCal, I always order a pint.

      Describing why I like it is difficult. I'm not going to turn into one of those beer snobs and describe is with words like "hints of" and "burnt chocolate" because I hate people who say that. If you don't like it, don't drink it - I don't like several beers and I don't drink them. One of the things I really enjoy about going to new bars and places is trying the new beers and deciding for myself if I like them. Trusting other people on what beers are good is just missing opportunities to try new things IMO.

    2. Re:Fat Tire...why? by Dan+Farina · · Score: 1

      On the other side of the coin, it's also "just" sparing yourself dozens of bad beers for every good one, or trying to.

    3. Re:Fat Tire...why? by Dhar · · Score: 1

      I agree with you -- I was pretty disappointed with Fat Tire after hearing about how great it was. I much prefer SNPA...but maybe that's because they're in California. ;-)

      I also didn't like New Belgium's Belgian style ale -- a little bland compared to "real" Belgians. But NB's wheat beer is a superlative witbier!

      -g.

  13. Brewskies? wtf??? by advocate_one · · Score: 1

    apart from the ridiculous St.Patty's goof, what the fsck is a "Brewskie"??? and I thought the Australians were getting silly with their corruptions of perfectly good words...

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    1. Re:Brewskies? wtf??? by crache · · Score: 1

      eh, do a google for "st. paddy's day" and "st. patty's day"
      patty has twice as much, and his original christian name was patricius.

    2. Re:Brewskies? wtf??? by plopez · · Score: 1

      fake upper midwest polish/slavic slang for beer. Now in common usage in a large part of the US.

      Enjoy the blend of slavic and hiberian culture :)

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    3. Re:Brewskies? wtf??? by geekboy642 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Brewskie is a term (infrequently) used by American college students. It is seen primarily in the pot-smoking, permanently drunk sub-genus of this group, and was popularized by our greatest idiot, Pauly Shore.

      It means, roughly, "Me idiot. Want beer."

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  14. Real "Green" Beer by geln12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I assumed something like Wasabi Ale.....
    #Miyamori Wasabi Beer at

  15. Drink the right beer! by riflemann · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most people associate beer with cheap piss, generally only drinking it as a social lubricant and really ignoring the true flavours of the beer. That's true for just about any mass-produced beer (VB, Fosters, Bud, Miller, Heineken).

    Go out and trying a real beer for once, and not just Guinness on St Pats (arguably not that great a beer). Some of the world's greatest beers are quite accessible and will blow your socks off with their complexity and flavour.

    Similar to wine coinnoseurs, there are also those who are (mostly self-professed) experts in beer, preferring something good like a trappist beer with their meal to wine, and deservingly so. A properly brewed beer's a lot more interesting to have with a meal than wine, and there's infinitely more variety.

    Heineken is not a good beer. Really. In Holland it's considered mediocre. If you see a beer everywhere, then it's mosty likely crap. Stella's pissy too. Budvar, Pilsener Urquell, Hertog Jan...they're ok for lagers.

    A coding session's a heck of a lot more enjoyable when combined with a decent brew. But be careful, too good a beer will distract! Some of my best output's come after having a good Belgian.

    Seriously. Go down to your nearest large speciality bottle shop/liquor store and find a few bottles of the higher rated beers that you can find. Drink them, out of the proper glassware and at the right temperature then you'll never go back to a macro again. It could get more expensive, but damn it's worth it. A hint - drink light-coloured beers in warmer weather and darker ones in cool weather.

    And then you can have good beer all the time.

    1. Re:Drink the right beer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How convenient that most of the "top 100 beer" seems to be North American according to that North American website. I have serious reservations of the objectivity of their claims.

      That word, "world". I do not think it means what they think it means.

    2. Re:Drink the right beer! by riflemann · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, you might be surprised that there's a growing trend for small dedicated breweries in America. I don't drink American beers, but given the population in the states, surely someone is tryign to brew good beer. You'd have to look harder than your local cheap liquor store to find them though.

      Anyway, it doesnt have to be widely available in the states to be good. The number one beer in the world, Westvleteren, is only sold in small quantities at the gates of a small monastery in a remote corner of Belgium. That's far from America, but it still gets the title of number one.

      So yeah, American beers dominate the list, but any beer in the world can make it to the list if it's good.

    3. Re:Drink the right beer! by IceFreak2000 · · Score: 1

      Meh. A top 100 beers list that manages to ignore the mighty Newcastle Brown Ale? Pants....

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    4. Re:Drink the right beer! by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      If you see a beer everywhere, then it's mosty likely crap.

      Why must anything a lot of people like be awful? Does obscurity make something better? Seems to be a common geek thing.

      Wait, now there's the problem coming to a head... if a lot of people take the obscure view, and it becomes popular to think that way, then I guess you can't think that way anymore, and you have to like what's popular. Which recurses. What a difficult situation.

      Maybe people should just have their own taste, and you can keep pretending you are arbitrarily right in your opinions, but maybe be a little quieter about the condescension.

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    5. Re:Drink the right beer! by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      It may be extremely good in Britan, but in the U.S. it's just OK. Not bad, but not incredibly good either. I've tasted many brown ales that were much better, such as Ithaca Nut Brown.

      It may be the "Guinness Effect" - From what I've heard, Guinness is much better in Ireland than it is on this side of the pond, most likely due to shipping, or differences in recipe for American tastes.

      Actually, I think I recall seeing that the Guinness sold in the U.S. is brewed somewhere in the U.S. The brewery is owned and operated by the same people, but if they are using the same recipe as in Ireland and not tweaking it to take into account differences in the local water and other environmental effects, it won't be the same even if the recipe is.

      If you avoid the mass produced crap, there are lots of excellent beers in the U.S. Even some of the larger breweries like Sam Adams and Sierra Nevada are pretty decent, although the best beers can usually only be found within a few miles of their brewery. For example, beer from Harvest Moon in New Brunswick, NJ can only be bought at the brewpub due to New Jersey laws regarding brewpubs and microbreweries. (Brewpubs can serve on premises but may not distribute, microbreweries are just the opposite. It's a weird and annoying law.) Wagner Valley Brewery (part of Wagner Vineyards in Lodi, NY) has an incredible doppelbock, but even though there is nothing in New York law that prevents Wagner from distributing, the only ways to get their beer seem to be going to the brewery or having it shipped directly from them.

      If you live in the U.S., I strongly reccommend checking out your local breweries. Even if you dislike "beer" (as sold by the crap breweries), you may be pleasantly surprised at the local micros. For one thing, almost all of the major brews are pilsners, in my case I discovered that I just don't like pilsners no matter how well they are brewed. Your tastes may run towards other varieties, like wheat beer, stouts, or porters. Guinness is the most well known example of a stout, but it's an extremely bitter one that has been heavily hopped. Some other stouts have almost no hops at all and have a very different smooth and creamy taste, such as Ithaca Stout and Bar Harbor Cadillac Mountain Stout (from the Bar Harbor Brewing Company in Bar Harbor, ME. BH beers are not available anywhere other than in the area around Bar Harbor itself, so if you ever go hiking in Acadia National Park, stop at the three breweries on the island.)

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    6. Re:Drink the right beer! by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Newcastle's not that good but better than Samuel Smith Oatmeal (which surprisingly made the list). Obviously an arbitrary list though not a bad selection I suppose.

    7. Re:Drink the right beer! by Alex · · Score: 1

      How convenient that most of the "top 100 beer" seems to be North American according to that North American website. I have serious reservations of the objectivity of their claims.

      That word, "world". I do not think it means what they think it means.


      You know - like the world series of baseball.

      Alex

    8. Re:Drink the right beer! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Why must anything a lot of people like be awful?

      The only way to make something that a lot of people like is to make it bland, so as few people as possible can hate it. Anything remotely decent is an acquired taste and so only appreciated by a minority.

      Also if a beer's sold all over the world, it won't be any good. In order for a beer to travel it has to be pasteurised, which kills all the flavour. Proper beer is live, which means it has a very short shelf life and so you won't see it in bars all over the world.

    9. Re:Drink the right beer! by seriesrover · · Score: 1
      That word, "world". I do not think it means what they think it means. You know - like the world series of baseball

      Actually no...not like the 'World' Series - the 'World' was a news journal (I believe) that sponsered the series, thus the "World Series".

      I know it removes a bullet point for reasons why to be annoyed by the US, but there you have it.

    10. Re:Drink the right beer! by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      It may be the "Guinness Effect" - From what I've heard, Guinness is much better in Ireland than it is on this side of the pond, most likely due to shipping, or differences in recipe for American tastes.

      Most of the Guinness that's sold in the US is brewed in Canada, not Ireland. Check the label on a bottle or can sometime. There is some actual Irish Guinness brought into the country, but not much, and I think it's only available in kegs.

      Here in Las Vegas, one of the local Irish pubs carries Irish Guinness...IIRC, it's Nine Fine Irishmen. The Freakin' Frog also carried Irish Guinness at one time, but I don't know if that's still the case. Everyone else in town who sells Guinness on tap gets it from Canada.

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    11. Re:Drink the right beer! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Truely a British perspective on beer. I don't think any other country talks about "live beer".

      One thing you forgot to mention: in order to travel, beer has to be refrigerated. I seem to recall that Brits really hate cold beer.

  16. Guiness by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone who doesn't drink Guiness on St Guiness' day has only thems elves to blame.

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    1. Re:Guiness by merc · · Score: 1

      Is that anything like Guinness? If so, I must try some (though it looks like you've had a few already yourself ;-)

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    2. Re:Guiness by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      I went to the bar and ordered a Guinness, but you're right: thems elves went and grabbed the glass out of my hand and ran off god knows where.

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    3. Re:Guiness by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Anyone who doesn't drink Guiness on St Guiness' day has only thems elves to blame.

      I just knew that was where all the tales of the wee folk came from.

  17. brewskies? by Luke+Psywalker · · Score: 1

    You must be Bulgarian.

  18. Green Beer? by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    What the hell? Guinness for fecks sake. And make sure it is poured properly as well.

    Exactly where is this a tradition?

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  19. maybe he didn't really care for all this glamour.. by nephridium · · Score: 1

    and just wanted to be a lumberjack lee[ing from tree to tree, who sleeps all night and works all day and likes to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars...

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  20. Fat Tire is a great beer... by ayjay29 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was in Seattle a while ago, and was advised by all the locals to try the beers from the micro-breweries (after trying Bud-Light i was weary of beers from the other side of the Atlantic).

    After trying a few brands (some OK, some not so OK), i tried Fat Tire, and it was the best beer i've had in a long time.

    (Coming from Yourshire in England, I'm usually a bit weary when it comes to sampling beers not brewed within 50 miles of where I was born...)

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    1. Re:Fat Tire is a great beer... by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      I'll say this only once, because it seems it's becoming a habit on /.

      Weary means tired
      Wary means cautious.

      Message ends.

    2. Re:Fat Tire is a great beer... by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      And he could have used either one in that sentance so i don't see the problem.

    3. Re:Fat Tire is a great beer... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Ever been to Germany.

    4. Re:Fat Tire is a great beer... by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      Really, let's see -

      (Coming from Yourshire in England, I'm usually a bit tired when it comes to sampling beers not brewed within 50 miles of where I was born...)

      or

      (Coming from Yourshire in England, I'm usually a bit cautious when it comes to sampling beers not brewed within 50 miles of where I was born...)

      Now which one makes sense in the context ?

      Sampling means trying something out - so being tired while trying something out doesn't make sense, while being cautious while trying something out does.

      If you have any sense of course.

    5. Re:Fat Tire is a great beer... by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      Only thats not what he said fool "after trying Bud-Light i was tired of beers from the other side of the Atlantic" "after trying Bud-Light i was cautious of beers from the other side of the Atlantic" You can be tired of trying American beers I know I would be after sampling a few. I know one is more likely given the context but personaly I'd give the author the benifit of the doubt rather than lecture them on spelling. Your error appears to have been to decide what the GP meant without actually reading what they said but then I guess i should expect that on /.

  21. Good beer isn't cheap by toxic666 · · Score: 3, Informative

    And cheap beer isn't good. Ahh, brewing, water and energy -- enough to spark an old geologist's interest; I homebrew from grain and got up early to knock out an ESB.

    Brooklyn and New Belgium are both good breweries in that they use REAL grains (mostly malted barley) instead of the cheap and tasteless adjuncts (rice, corn) that make up 50% of cheap American swill. That alone is worthy of support.

    But seeing them spend more money to be environmentally friendly is truly impressive. It takes a lot of enery to brew -- the grain must soak in 150F water (the mash), then be rinsed with 170F water to wash out the maltose (the lauter) and finally that resultant wort boiled for 60 - 120 minutes. That ain't cheap. Geting rid of the spent grains through farms is not unusual for small breweries -- but it is cheaper than landfill disposal costs. The wastewater treatment is not cheap either, because brewing produces a lot of it -- rich in yeast and sanitizing chemicals. However, most brewers just drop it into the sewer system.

    It's not only admirable, but impressive that these breweries can keep costs in line while going the extra mile in energy and water treatment.

    1. Re:Good beer isn't cheap by Domstersch · · Score: 1
      The wastewater treatment is not cheap either, because brewing produces a lot of it -- rich in yeast...
      I don't know about the wastewater per se, but leftover yeast from the fermentation process is in high demand. The yeast is used for a number of batches but eventually produces a different taste. What happens then?

      Well, in the antipodes at least, the yeast is used in quite a few food products - Marmite most noticably, but there's these great chips(/crisps, whatever) called GrainWaves with the euphemistic 'yeast extract' in them (the french list of ingredients spells out where the yeast came from). I know one particularly excellent brewery has a close relationship with Sanitarium.

      So, yeah. Yum.
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  22. If you think green beer is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this stuff leaves green beer standing - pity its only 15% though - and only in the German colours.

    http://www.spiegel.de/unispiegel/wunderbar/0,1518, 402259,00.html

    (article in german but the picture is cool (if you took the geeks out))

  23. Green Geek Beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be good stuff. I'm already seeing double e's everywhere...

  24. But... by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Much is made here of how "green" they are to use wind power. Unfortunately energy, like money and oil, is fungible.

    It is quite easy to say that you only use type X of a commodity - whether it's wind power for your electricity, non-(country of choice) oil for your gasoline, or lottery money for your state's education budget. It doesn't change the fact that everyone ELSE out there doesn't care what your source is - in the aggregate, the total amount of stuff is essentially not affected by you.

    Short version: just because Bklyn Brewery uses "only wind power" doesn't mean they've affected total fossil fuel consumption a whit, because any deficit between (total wind power produced) and (total power needed) will be made up by fossil or nuclear, whether the BB chooses to pay extra or not. IOW, Con Ed has chosen to use wind for a certain amount of generating capacity. Since it's very cheap energy when it's flowing, they'd be foolish not to use it anyway to lower the amount of fossil or nuclear they need to use. All this amounts to is having consumers subsidize Con Ed's bottom line. Fine if you want to do it, but don't think it's doing the world some great favor. (The wastewater item is completely different. That is a meaningful Green idea, because it uses locally made, locally available resources to extract something valuable and reduce pollution at the same time.)

    1. Re:But... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      who only uses lottery money for education? and just how is that good?

    2. Re:But... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Numerous states have passed lotteries on the grounds that the funds would be used for public education. It's not a good idea - that's the whole point of my post. Monies from the lottery may indeed be used for education, but in a budget crunch the other monies normally allocated for education will be cut - so that the schools are no better off financially than before, even though the lottery money continues to be used solely for public schools.

    3. Re:But... by tau-lepton · · Score: 0

      Actually energy is only fungible in an economic sense if entire life cycle costs are taken into account. Since the life cycle costs of coal and oil are not usually included in the price of a barrel of oil, or a short ton of coal, the statement that a kWh of Wind power is equivilant (see fungible) to a kWh of oil or coal power is fallacious. In addition electrical energy is very difficult, i.e. expensive to store, and for this reason it is not technically fungible in an economic sense.

      The current capital and fuel cost of producing electricity from oil is 5.9 cents per kWh not including life cycle costs.

      Adding the cost of the war in Iraq brings this to 8.4 cents per kWh.

      Adding the cost of relocating the displaced in the USA (due to a 7 meter sea level rise) brings the cost to 9.9 cents per kWh - this cost may be much higher if the disruption to the economy is large, see Easter Island.

      The capital and fuel cost of producing electricity from wind is currently 5.2 cents per kWh.

      So, yes you're right, energy is fungible, just include the real costs.

      Details and examples follow:

      For instance the $60 price of a barrel of oil or ton of coal does not include the $700 billion to $2 trillion being spent for the current Iraq war. Or the subsidy provided to the coal companies by the U.S. government in the form of low cost leases of federal land and tax breaks.

      I spend $500 per year on gas for my car, but $2000 per year for the war effort in Iraq. So my price for a gallon of gas is not the $2.70 per gallon I spend at the pump, but $13.50 per gallon. I can't get away without paying taxes, so this cost is fixed.

      The cost of electricty from oil is published many places at between 3.4-4.5 cents per kWh is not accuate due to the fact that the published nubmers don't take into account the currrent price of oil (they are using prices $18 to $25 per barrel). Furthermore the published values don't include the cost of keeping oil producing regions of the world relatively stable, e.g. bombing brown people - see G. Carlin.

      Calculating the cost of electricity production for oil:

      One barrel of oil contains 5.8 billion BTUs of thermal energy, this thermal energy can be converted to mechanical/electrical energy of apx. 2090 KWh (at 36 percent efficiency of existing plants, efficiency is much less if used in a gasoline engine). The current US demand for oil is 7.3 billion barrels per year, at $60 per barrel this is $438 billon. Now adding the $400 billion per year spent in Iraq, we have a real cost of ($838e9/7.3e9) $114.7 per barrel. This does not include the costs associated with rising sea levels, but ignoring that, the fuel costs to generate 1 KWh from oil is $0.054 per kWh. Adding in the capital costs of an oil fired power plant ($0.030 per kWh or more) brings the cost to $0.084 per kWh. Costs associated with global warming would add a few more cents to this, let's say $0.015 per kwh for grins.. e.g. Relocating 15 million US residents that currently live at or below 7 meters above 2002 sea levels.

  25. Beer geeks speak out by merc · · Score: 3, Informative

    I get a kick out of St. Patty's day when laymen refer to green beer in the most literal sense.

    In a lager brewing process the post-fermented wort is sometimes referred to as "green beer", which is the beer before a secondary fermentation process commences (conditioning, lagering, etc.)

    As a side note it would be interesting to know how many tech-geeks extend their geektitude into the realm of brewing or zymurgy?

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    1. Re:Beer geeks speak out by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      It seems like quite a few. Brewing is definately a hobby with geek appeal. Chemical engineering, mechanical engineering (building equipment), and even electrical engineering (temperature control, etc) are all part of the process. :)

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    2. Re:Beer geeks speak out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember, the tech geeks on slashdot are only here on the weekends. Most of the week, it's the dorks who don't work for a living. (Sure, some of them have jobs)

  26. From a beer connoisseur! by rubypossum · · Score: 1

    As a beer "connoisseur", I can honestly attest that Heinken is horrible here in the states but in the Netherlands it's actually quite good. I mean, not as good as most of the other beers in the Netherlands but a lot better than it is here. Unlike American Budweiser (as opposed to Czech Budweiser, which isn't bad). I live in Missouri, about an hour from the Budweiser brewery and Budweiser is still terrible.

    Same thing with Guinness, it's not nearly as good here as it is in Ireland. My guess is it ferments a bit on the ship over here.

    All the Austrialians I've talked to about it have told me that Fosters is "Austrialian for pisswater" and the country has some fantastic beers. I haven't yet been able to try them, but I don't doubt it.

    My current favorite U.S. beer is 1554 from the New Belgium Brewing Company out of Ft. Collins. It's the closest thing I've been able to find to good beer outside of Belgium. But then, I like a nice dark beer.

    Why is it that you only find crap American beers in Europe? Maybe for the same reasons we get Fosters here? I can't imagine, I've been in every country in the EU and you rarely see more than Miller Genuine Draft and Budweiser over there. Two of the middle-worst beers in the states. Maybe we could one-up the Aussies on bad beer by exporting Pappy's Blue Ribbon, Stag, Keystone or Milwakee's Best? In fact I say it's our duty as Americans. If every country is competing to export the dog nastiest beer. I say America has a technological advantage is this field.

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    1. Re:From a beer connoisseur! by visigoth · · Score: 1

      Would the Czech Budweiser be using locally grown hops? I can't claim any connoisseur cred here; my only experience of Czech beers here in the U.S. is Pilsner Urquell, but I'm partial to pilsners and I love Urquell. If that's typical of Czech hops then... perhaps I should move...

    2. Re:From a beer connoisseur! by wwwillem · · Score: 1
      As a beer "connoisseur", I can honestly attest that Heinken is horrible here in the states but in the Netherlands it's actually quite good.

      Being born and raised 200 meters from the Heineken brewery in Amsterdam :-) but now living west of the atlantic, could it also be that in the Netherlands you are drinking Heineken often from the tap, while in the US/Canada it is always from a bottle?

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    3. Re:From a beer connoisseur! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My current favorite U.S. beer is 1554

      1554 *rocks*. Of all the beers I have had, anywhere, on any continent, it is my second favorite.

  27. Zero sum game by nobleheath · · Score: 1

    Um, I thought that yeast took in sugar and produced alcohol + carbon dioxide. So they aren't buring fossil fuels, but their still producing green house gasses anyway. Not to mention that most people talk a lot of shit after a few too many beers and every one knows that methane is a more potent green house gas. By hte way, I've had a "few" beers and right now, I dont really give a green house gas.

    1. Re:Zero sum game by tau-lepton · · Score: 0

      Look up conservation of mass. Where does the CO2 from fermentation come from? It's a closed container with grain and water in it. The grain came from a plant that..... That's right sequestered CO2 from the atmosphere. Come on, don't hurt yourself thinking before you comment or anything. As far as methane produced in your gut, you don't produce enough, compared to a cow that is.

  28. And I... by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

    get a kick out of St. Paddy's day when people refer to it as St. Patty's day.

    1. Re:And I... by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Thank you! As an Irishman this has always bugged me... Patty to me means Patricia, not Patrick.

    2. Re:And I... by merc · · Score: 1

      Since you get a kick out of it I'll be sure and continue to refer to it as "Patty's" then.

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  29. erm by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Fat Tire is a Denver beer.
    And I personally don't like it at all. It's bland. Not very hoppy, not very malty. Reminds me of Newcastle - just not much personality in it.

    Give me a Bell's any day of the week. Or hell, even a Sierra Nevada. But Fat Tire. . meh. Overhyped and overpriced.

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    1. Re:erm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an amber ale, not a lager, it's supposed to be pretty malty and not super hoppy! By ale metric, it's quite the brew. If you don't like ales, that's fine. But at least be informed.

  30. There is a real green beer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    called Berlinerweisse (not much to do with Ireland, I'm afraid).

    In truth, the beer isn't green but it traditionally has a syrup added to it made from woodruff which gives it a greenish tinge. It is an awesome beer if you can ever get (or make) some. It's actually a sour beer though, so not necessarily a beer for all.

    I have 5 gallons of the stuff sitting in my kitchen waiting to be bottled :-)

  31. What does "Irish-American" mean anyway? by fantomas · · Score: 1
    Genuinely confused. Does it mean having "one ancestor from Ireland five generations back" or "at least 50% of grandparents born in Ireland" or what?

    I was born in England, got a southern English accent, but using the above suggested definitions, well in the first case (one ancestor five generations back) maybe you could call me "Spanish-English" (apparently one of my great great grandfathers married a Spanish girl). Or in the second case, two of my grandparents were born and bred Scots, my mum spent a lot of her time growing up there during the war, my mum's side is definitely Scots, I've still got a great aunt there etc, so maybe I am Scots-English.. .though if I opened my mouth in most of the bars in Scotland and announced I was Scottish I'd get it kicked in pretty fast with my accent or at least laughed at.


    How does this all work in the USA? Is it a feature of "new world" countries with people keen to find their roots past a couple of generations back? Why aren't people just happy to say they are American if both their parents were born there? (not flamebait, genuine curiousity about people's motivations...)

    1. Re:What does "Irish-American" mean anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does this all work in the USA? Is it a feature of "new world" countries with people keen to find their roots past a couple of generations back? Why aren't people just happy to say they are American if both their parents were born there?

      Really, the only ones to say they are true Americans would be decendants of native tribes. Nonetheless, people of this "melting pot" culture are likely afraid of losing that which everyone needs to have a sense of: identity. To know who you are, it helps to know from whence you came.

      "American" is literally, and only geographic for us non-natives. It's not enough to say "I'm a Wyomingite", (Though, Texans might insist they're Texans and nothing more...) So, I will continue to say I'm a Danish-Norse-Italian-Welsh-Irish-Pollock... :)

      Fat-Tire gives me a wicked headache after a couple pints. I prefer the Belgian White: http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/bottledet ail/131/

    2. Re:What does "Irish-American" mean anyway? by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      In my experience it's about whoever's ancestors make a bigger deal of it... I'm generalizing here obviously, but that seems to me to be largely related to what they did once they moved here. Living in heterogenous communities makes it fade pretty fast.

      My grandparents on one side, Polish... second generation... speak the language, grew up in strongly Polish neighborhoods in Chicago, strongly identify with it... grandparents on the other side, one German one Luxembourgian, lived in a pretty Luxembourgian neighborhood in the Chicago burbs (did you even know they existed, I sure didn't) but never really latched on.

      But I've always agreed with you... at some point you gotta be american right? But if you're asking about motivations for why someone's Irish on St. Patty's day... well, I'll give you one guess & it should only take you 3 letters.

    3. Re:What does "Irish-American" mean anyway? by linguizic · · Score: 1

      Americans can't say they're Americans because that word got highjacked by flag waving redknecks that tried NOT to be American a little over a 130 years ago.

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    4. Re:What does "Irish-American" mean anyway? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      It's trendy in the US these days to be some kind of 'ethnic'. Paricularly Irish - in general, people from the US are infatuated with the Irish.

  32. Pick me by toxic666 · · Score: 1

    I brew from grain; it's all about that fine-tuning of recipes to make something I enjoy and can share with friends. It's a weekly get-together for a group of us.

    But why stop there? I also make wine, although only from kits. You can get very interesting wines in kits that can be VERY expensive (e.g. Amarone, Viognier) from the vinyards. At $3 - $4 per bottle.

    I most enjoy aged vinegar. Commercial vinegar is another travesty, being made from cheap, flavorless ingredients like cane and beet sugar. Try making a Trappist ale and then adding acetobacter for a magnificent malt vinegar. I also have a balsamic vinegar aging (2004 harvest Malvasia grape wine, a little of this that and the other red wines, three oaks, sugar maple, cherry, apple and pecan woods). That will take five years before it begins to taste like the real thing. It's a lot of work to destem, crush and press the grapes, but worth it for something that would sell for $100 US per 200 ml bottle.

  33. PADDY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patty is a fecking hamburger patty or a girl's name in Amerika. Patrick is abbreviated as Paddy you flipping ejeet. There now I've used all my cute Bord Failte sayings to level at you mister! :p

  34. Town Pump??? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    You forgot the old hangout of the Town Pump. For us old ones, we had Washington, Fort Ram, and of course, College Daze (saw the beach boys back then; just missed the Rolling Stones at hughs). Who is Elliot's?

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  35. Not so green! by cdn-programmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First off the malting barley is probably not organic. Even if it is organic, it is farmed with tractors driven by petrol. I have yet to see a commercial farm tractor or combine for that matter driven by a non-oil fuel source. However - it is possible in spite of the bad energy economics cited by Dr. David Pimethal which is still being quoted.

    Having been harvested, the grain is hauled by petrol fueled trucks to elevators and then hauled by petrol fueled rail to the maltsters.

    The malting plant is probably not green - however it again probably could do better.

    Now - as others have pointed out - energy is fungible. In order to be off petrol they would have to work only when the wind blows. Or they would have to harness the exothermic reaction called brewing.

    The reason the brewing process gives off CO2 is because a hydrocarbon - eg sugar - is being partially oxidized by the yeast.

    Essentually we are going from a polymer based on (CH2O)n into an alcohol which is CH3CH2OH or C(n)H(2n+1)OH where n=2 for ethanol (C2H6O which is really C2H5OH just written differently).

    To be more specific we have a series of reactions by alpha and beta amylase which are created during the malting process which is exothermic. During mashing which is also exothermic the starches are broken down into simpler sugars, principally maltose which is a disaccharide made from two glucose molecuals.

    So very specifically we have C12H22O11 + H2O -> 2 C6H12O6 followed by
    C6H12O6 -> 2 C2H6O + 2CO2 + heat.

    The point I am making is that with all these exothermic reactions they are still consuming a great deal of energy so they are not nearly as green as they might like to be seen as.

    Next - of the wastewater.

    Well - most of this would contain either nothing of much value or yeast which is very high in protein being a fungus and all... fungus are more closely related to animals than to plants. They are an excellent form of nutrition.

    Rather than flushing the yeast down the sewer or putting it into holding tanks where it can be degraded by another micro-organism producing methane - it makes more sense to collect it and ship it off for food.

    Of course the spent brewer's grains are typically shipped off for cattle fodder since they are high in proteins. Another use for them is as a nitrogen suppliment in synthetic substrates for mushroom production.

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    The thing about organics is that plants are basically a polymer of simple sugars. These are built into complex sugars then into starches, cellulose, pentosans and lignin. Fungus digest these. There are many fungus which can do this and some examples are Pleurotis spp, Lentinula spp, Flamulina spp, and I'll not go on. From these three genus we have the common Oyster mushrooms, Shiitaki and Enoki.

    Other fungus which are cellulose digesters include Trichoderma spp. T. reesei is used to produce stone washed blue jeans for instance because it is easy to culture and partially digests the cotton. So they are really fungus washed blue jeans not stone washed and here we have another example of people lying to us!!!

    There are some who are attempting with some success to use T. reesei to digest wood and produce alcohols. I suspect T. Reesei is being used because it is available and not because it is particularly good at this job.

    The economics of this process are actually quite simple.

    We start with a polymer made of (CH2O)n

    We transform it via enzymes excreted by fungi into C(n)H(2n+1)OH

    If we note that the alkane series is C(n)H(2n+2) where for n=8 we get octane then what we see is that our alcohols are simply a slightly oxydized alkane.

    The reaction from sugar to ethanol for instance is:

    (CH2O)6 -> 2(C2H5OH) + 2CO2

    From a molecular weight standpoint we have:

    (12+2+16)*6 -> 2*(24+5+16+1) + 2*(12+32)
    30*6 -> 2*46 + 2*44
    180 -> 92 + 88

    Now agricultural products have some moisture even if they are "dry"

    1. Re:Not so green! by tau-lepton · · Score: 0

      Green is relative of course, thanks for pointing that out. Did you go look at the New Belgium web site? They're more green than I am.

  36. Come on, do the math by dhartshorn · · Score: 1

    Every erg these companies use that is not derived from fossil fuels reduces fossil fuel demand. Yes, wind energy comes on the cheap after the plant is constructed. But when capital costs are included, the power costs more than that produced with fossil fuels. These utilities had a choice and, with their customer's assistance, they made a green decision. When Con Ed, Xcel Energy (top wind producer in the nation), and your utility have demand for more green power, they'll have incentive to produce it. If you want more green power production, you're going to have to pay for it, either directly or indirectly.

    FWIW, your water example is essentially correct and it applies exactly to the power side of this topic. Alternative energy sources like wind & solar are beneficial because they use locally captured, locally available resources to extract something valuable and reduce pollution at the same time.

  37. mmm... wastewater... by fanblade · · Score: 1

    The makers of Fat Tire, for example, use a cogeneration process that involves anaerobic bacteria turning wastewater into...

    Dude, don't freak me out like that! I was really worried where that was going. Thank god they just use the shit for power.

  38. Mmm, tasty green gray-water... by Cheesewhiz · · Score: 1
    The makers of Fat Tire, for example, use a cogeneration process that involves anaerobic bacteria turning wastewater into methane gas for power.

    Ewww! Since when, I ask you, does anyone want to drink a beer that involves a gray-water treatment regimen? Sounds like they partnered with the Department of Waste Management for this sparkling solution...

    -c

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  39. Green beer, eh? Only in America. by Roland+Walter+Dutton · · Score: 1

    St. Patrick's day is really as American as Thanksgiving or the Superbowl; it's just a little better known internationally. Heck, we even have it in Ireland. But not the green Budweiser. (OTOH, regular yellow Budweiser is ubiquitous in Ireland, 365 days a year :( .)

    1. Re:Green beer, eh? Only in America. by chawly · · Score: 1

      This caught my eye:-

      "St. Patrick's day is really as American as Thanksgiving"
      I suppose it just depends on what you're giving thanks for !

      I have to admit that I was relieved to see this:-

      "Heck, we even have it in Ireland."
      If the Irish have noticed it, I suppose that we all can; after all, what's a Saint between friends .

      Though I can't admit this as being ethical (or even legal):-

      "But not the green Budweiser"
      This should be illegal - next thing you know somebody is going to make green Guinness.
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  40. On the other hand by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

    just don't. :-)

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  41. New Belgium Brewery by maino82 · · Score: 1

    I actually got to work on the New Belgium Brewery project (the makers of Fat Tire) and did an analysis of their Cogen unit. It's fantastic the way that they take the biproduct from their fermentation process (methane) and put it to good use creating electricity and generating heat (the brewing process requires a good amount of heat, especially to clean the equipment, for those of you who are unfamiliar with it). They mostly use their Cogen unit to reduce the coincident demand. The coincident demand is a charge the power company hits you with if your peak power consumption during the day comes at the same time as the power company's peak. The idea is to move your peak somewhere else during those times by generating your own electricity and putting less of a strain on the power company. So, while there are "green" benefits to this process, there is also a substantial monetary benefit since the coincident demand charges can often cost more than even regular demand charges.

    1. Re:New Belgium Brewery by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      The best beer I ever tasted was a special edition Belgium Black Ale from Fat Tire brewery. In fact every beer I've tasted from Fat Tire is awesome. I can't get it in my part of the country but every time I go to the Southwest on business I look for places that carry it. Do you know if Fat Tire will ever go national? If not, what is the reason? And are they a publicly held company? I would drop a few G's on their stock in a heartbeat. Between the high quality of their product and being green friendly, they are a model that other American companies should emulate.

    2. Re:New Belgium Brewery by maino82 · · Score: 1

      You can usually find Fat Tire in any major city you go to. It's not a widely appreciated beer, so not too many bars in the Northeast have it, but liquor stores and beer distributors will usually carry it (I'm currently in Pennsylvania, and it took a little time to find it, but eventually I found a distributor that carried New Belgium beers). They are looking to expand their production capabilities now, and even moreso in the future, so I'd imagine it will only get easier to find all around the nation soon enough. As far as being a publicly held company, I'm not sure. I'd like to invest a little cash in them as well if they are, so if you hear anything let me know!

  42. The Germans figured it out a long time ago by germansausage · · Score: 1

    Barley Malt - Hops - Yeast - Water

    If it contains these things and only these things it's beer. If it contains anything else its _not_ beer. Under the heading of anything else we would find the corn and rice sugar used in great amounts by most of big American beer brands. I'm not saying I'd turn down a cold Coors on a hot day, but I'd much sooner have a Fat Tire or a nice Red Hook ESB. I guess I like a beer with more...well...beer in it.

    1. Re:The Germans figured it out a long time ago by sonarniche · · Score: 1

      right, so chimay or other belgian strong ales that use candy sugar aren't beer? neither are saisons that use spices and dried lemon peels? Winter beers with spices aren't beer? Gruits and other ancient styles that use herbs instead of hops aren't beer?

      adjuncts aren't necessarily bad. it's just the rice or corn syrup, like you mention, that really deteriorate the taste of mass-marketed beers. Germany only has a very few beer styles and not much innovation in taste thanks to their law. Adding other things to beer is a major creative outlet that has given belgium and now america many amazing beers.

    2. Re:The Germans figured it out a long time ago by germansausage · · Score: 1

      "Only the Sith deal in absolutes" or something like that. You are of course right. Provided what you start with is beer, adding things to make it taste better is not always bad. I love cherry Kriek, winter pudding ale is good too and I once tried a fantastic apricot beer from Edmonton. What is bad is taking out things from beer like barley malt and replacing it with fructose syrup so the beer can be made faster and cheaper.

    3. Re:The Germans figured it out a long time ago by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you're right about the German beer laws being limiting. Just think about the ingredients. Malt can encompass amber malt, pale malt, black malt, crystal malt, smoked malt, etc. The water may be hard, soft, etc ... big variability in mineral content, which interacts with the yeast. The yeast might be either a lager or ale yeast, or something more exotic with a lactobaccilus infection, and the fermentation temperature interacts with this, too. And then we get into the hops. I've tasted some absolutely ghastly ales (Little Creatures from Perth) which use an inappropriate variety of hops for the style, and some wonderful Pilseners (Little Creatures from Perth) which get it right. You've got Fuggles, Goldings, Hallertauer, Saaz, Pride of Ringwood, Cascade, Willamette and many other varieties, all of which add a unique flavour and aroma to the beer.

      The old German beer laws are all that protect Germans from atrocities like Crown Lager. (OTOH, Belgian Trippels are wonderful ... if they only used malt they'd be disgustingly syrupy. There are no firm rules, but the guidelines are useful.)

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  43. Re:Guiness elves by witch · · Score: 1

    Anyone who doesn't drink Guiness on St Guiness' day has only thems elves to blame.

    I hate to be a grammar nazi, but it's has only their elves to blame. Not that elves like to be referred to as posessions, of course; but that's not the point.

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  44. American Beer by fatmal · · Score: 1

    American beer is like making love in a canoe.

    It's fucking near water!

  45. Portland's beer by pingveno · · Score: 1

    Note that Portland is known as the microbrewery capital of the world. It has more breweries per capita than any other city in the world. There are quite a few places where you can go in, grab a meal, and take a look at the tanks of beer being brewed. I'm not of drinking age yet, but I'll be trying some of those craft brews when I am...

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  46. It means they like booze more then women! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    What did you think they were talking about?

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  47. Re:And I...think this discussion is sexist by chawly · · Score: 1

    Why should the Americans not have a Saint Patty's Day. Perhaps they might tell us the date and then we could all celebrate . Who said that there were no lady saints ? Who's up for a pink beer ? We should go all the way with this idea. Anyone got a method for perfuming the farts ?

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  48. I'd like to find a mild like that by georgeha · · Score: 1

    mild's were an English beer made for steel workers, low in alcohol and made for drinking lots and lots.

    1. Re:I'd like to find a mild like that by modecx · · Score: 1

      Originally, wasn't a mild ale one that hadn't fully matured yet? I'm sure that the meaning has changed over the years, but it could be that it was made for iron workers, because they were the only ones brave enough to drink it!

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  49. 1554!!! by Erich · · Score: 1
    1554 is, quite possibly, the greatest. Beer. Ever. Here in Austin there are some fine pubs that have it on tap.

    Though over the hot Texas summer I've become quite fond of the other end of the spectrum: strong IPA's. Dogfish head 90 minute IPA. Stone Ruination IPA. I'm making myself thirsty.

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