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Google Targets TV Advertising

mytrip writes to tell us that Google may have television advertising in the cross-hairs. CEO Eric Schmidt recently stated that viewers shouldn't have to stand for tv commercials that are a "waste of your time" and says Google is planning to deliver "targeted measurable television ads." I just hope I can still skip them with my TiVO in a couple years.

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  1. TV? Television? by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Google is so ubiquitous it seems going to TV advertising is going backward.

    I know I've heard of those somewhere. I'll have to Google it and find out what it is.

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    1. Re:TV? Television? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the thing the Sci-Fi channel is on! And you call yourself a slashdotter...

    2. Re:TV? Television? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's the thing the Sci-Fi channel is on! And you call yourself a slashdotter...

      I don't watch TV, other than down the pub for a footy match now and then (which will probably be considerably less frequent with the new EPL distribution of matches.) I do, however listen to old radio X-1 and Dimension-X plays on classic sci-fi from the 1940's and 50's. Follow this link.

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    3. Re:TV? Television? by omarques · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you this guy?

    4. Re:TV? Television? by Ack_OZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's the thing the Sci-Fi channel is on! And you call yourself a slashdotter...

      Ooooh... They're going to start advertising on Bittorrent?

      Ack_OZ

    5. Re:TV? Television? by pipingguy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...down the pub for a footy match now and then

      What is this apparent British predilection with cutesy-sounding words?

    6. Re:TV? Television? by markild · · Score: 1
      lol :D

      Interesting article.. Could it be this that made him do it maybe? :P
      Green has lived without television since 1989, when his then-girlfriend moved out and took her set with her.
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    7. Re:TV? Television? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      You mean like 'movie', or any of the hundreds of other childish American words?

    8. Re:TV? Television? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I have yet to hear baseball or basketball referred to as 'basey' or 'baskey'. Your single example is not a good one.

    9. Re:TV? Television? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      What about 'b ball' or 'sawker'?

    10. Re:TV? Television? by generic-man · · Score: 1

      1. Will Smith, in 1993, is the last person to refer to Basketball as "b-ball" without doing so ironically.
      2. Nobody talks about soccer in the US.

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    11. Re:TV? Television? by lcam · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should try sponsoring a sporting event or television program; like Formula 1, for example.

      You can watch the whole sports event without comercials except for a logomark that appears for a short time at the top left corner of the screen and maybe a short blurb like "Google. Search and find what you are looking for.", During the pause where the comentator takes a drink of water or whatever.

    12. Re:TV? Television? by Crilen007 · · Score: 1

      Not if they do targetted ad's. They should beable to cleanup that market. More people have more TV's than they do computers.

  2. I love Geico ads. by QuantumFTL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whenever I'm skipping through ads, I always rewind if I catch a Geico ad, or an Apple ad. These ads are often more entertaining than whatever I'm watching, and I hope that google helps advertisers to create content, rather than the awful propaganda that most ads are today.

    Of course, I find myself scared that, while I've never purchased car insurance myself, the first place I will look will be Geico when I turn 25 - not because I have any reason to believe they are actually a better company, but their ads have caused me to think very highly of them on a subjective level. Even knowing this, I cannot undo this manipulation.

    1. Re:I love Geico ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Geico is very expensive. They need to pay for all that advertising. Going with a local agent which can "shop around" various insurance places for you is almost always the cheapest way to go.

    2. Re:I love Geico ads. by bblboy54 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Geico is one of the few companies that their ads meet the company. I have actually never found a company with greater customer service -- not to mention they are the cheapest (at least in my case).

      When it comes to ads I really wish there was some kind of law that kept the ads equal to the product and service a company offers -- or better yet, why dont companies just spend their money on customer service and skip advertising all together. To me, word of mouth is so much better than any ad I have ever seen. Throw a TV commercial at me and if its good, maybe I'll enjoy it but its not going to get me to buy that product unless I ask someone else about it first.

    3. Re:I love Geico ads. by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      I've heard some horror stories from folks wherein Geico refused to pay their probably legitimate claims.

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    4. Re:I love Geico ads. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I would like to publicly thank Geico for getting that movie trailer voice dude (something French) for their "sprucing up the commoner series". Hearing him say "In a world..." for that ad, even though I've only seen it once, is very memorable.

      While I shan't budge from USAA, I would like to beg them to collect all of their ads on a DVD, as I'd happily buy a copy.

      The soap opera spoof: "I saved. I thought that meant something to you!" was also intense.

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    5. Re:I love Geico ads. by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      ... and I hope that google helps advertisers to create content, rather than the awful propaganda that most ads are today.

      I can't really see how Google helping to create ad contect would equal the success of the Geico ads, but...

      In any case, what you're suggesting is that Google be come an ad agency, and I somehow don't think the shareholders would go for that.

      Then again, all they really have to do is create one killer ad that gets everyone talking and that could change people's minds.

    6. Re:I love Geico ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "while I've never purchased car insurance myself, the first place I will look will be Geico when I turn 25 "

      you aren't purchasing your own car insurance until you turn 25?

    7. Re:I love Geico ads. by QuantumFTL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't really see how Google helping to create ad contect would equal the success of the Geico ads, but...

      The point of my post is really that Google's ad targeting approach may lead to less ads that are better focussed, and have strong incentives to have higher qualtiy content.

    8. Re:I love Geico ads. by sponga · · Score: 1

      Ok so who has heard the sav-on commercials where they try and say the product name and what it does as many times as you can in 10 seconds.

      "Hemroid Removal!"
      "Get the best treatment!"
      "Hemroid Removal"
      "Cream"
      "Hemroid Removal"

    9. Re:I love Geico ads. by psymastr · · Score: 1

      You're gonna buy insurance from some company because they have a nice ad? And this is "Insightful"? WTF?

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    10. Re:I love Geico ads. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      There must be huge profit margins for personal care products (especially female-related; shampoo, skin goo and creams, body washes, etc.) given the amount of TV advertising for them.

    11. Re:I love Geico ads. by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Eeh, Geico wasn't cheaper for me, I saved about $300 by switching to Country Companies. Kind of a surprise was getting a membership in the Oregon Farm Bureau for Christmas from my insurance guy. I guess it's the thought that counts, I woulda rather had a membership to the local model railroad club...

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    12. Re:I love Geico ads. by antdude · · Score: 1

      I enjoy those cheesy and funny American beer commercials even though I don't drink alcohol.

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    13. Re:I love Geico ads. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Think it through logically.

      1) How easy is their website access? Are you going to spend 15 minutes poking around trying to figure out how to contact them?

      2) How good is their customer support?

      3) Better Business Bureau complaints?

    14. Re:I love Geico ads. by rkcallaghan · · Score: 1

      The point of my post is really that Google's ad targeting approach may lead to less ads

      Nothing in the history of capitalism that could have lead to less of something that was good for the corporation and bad for the consumer has ever done so. Least of all advertising, which is now so pervasive there are ads in front of the cart facing you, in the seat, on the order seperation bar, and on the payment counter where I put down my purse. The best hope is for it to lead to the same amount of ads. I expect however, that it means more advertising, as with more acute ads, it means the last dollar that is 'worth it' is farther away; and in capitalism not spending all of those dollars means you 'lose'.

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    15. Re:I love Geico ads. by bnenning · · Score: 1
      Nothing in the history of capitalism that could have lead to less of something that was good for the corporation and bad for the consumer has ever done so.


      I can't not fail to disagree with the opposite of this.


      Least of all advertising, which is now so pervasive there are ads in front of the cart facing you, in the seat, on the order seperation bar, and on the payment counter where I put down my purse.


      It's an arms race, and consumers are at least breaking even. I don't terribly mind ads on shopping carts because they don't waste my time, unlike TV commercials which I now never see thanks to my DVR.

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    16. Re:I love Geico ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot.

    17. Re:I love Geico ads. by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Name one insurance company that's paid absolutely every claim that a claimant deems "probably legitimate," and I'll give you this bridge in Brooklyn.

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    18. Re:I love Geico ads. by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, see, I don't mind ads so long as they're for things I'm interested in... If you could thumbs-up thumbs-down commercials via TiVo and have them tailored to what you like, I wouldn't skip past them.

      Like when I tried the ad-based opera quite some time back, the ads were specific to what I liked, so I didn't mind them -- and because of this, they worked, I visited a few of the places that advertised. Kinda puts regular advertising on the level of spam in that perspective huh?

    19. Re:I love Geico ads. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      It's an arms race, and consumers are at least breaking even.

      How the fsck is it "breaking even" when the amount of time during the day when I am not subject to advertizing is ever decreasing? Go to take a piss and there's ads over the urinal...

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    20. Re:I love Geico ads. by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      You're gonna buy insurance from some company because they have a nice ad? And this is "Insightful"? WTF?

      It's insightful not because it is smart, but because it's very irrational (yet pervasive). Ads are tremendously powerful in shaping how we think about things, and try as I might, I just can't muster enough willpower to not give in, at least a little bit, to the idea that Geico is a really cool company. Maybe if I immersed myself in unbiased research on the subject (yeah right, who has time for that?) I could... but for now, they win.

    21. Re:I love Geico ads. by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      There must be huge profit margins for personal care products (especially female-related; shampoo, skin goo and creams, body washes, etc.) given the amount of TV advertising for them.

      Margin is irrelevant, it's the total profit that is the real factor here. The products are cheap (and you're probably right, there's probably a lot of margin when you consider how much cheaper the knockoff brands are), but people have to buy a *lot* of shampoo etc (unless they are bald or are a hippy).

      Also daytime commercials are probably very inexpensive, as viewership is down, and the demographic is less than prime (middle aged mothers anyone?)

    22. Re:I love Geico ads. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I would think that daytime TV ads are not all that economically "lowcast" as might be expected. All women bleed (to coin a phrase), shave (in some western societies) and most of them hope to have babies someday. So ads directed towards them is not really targetted towards a specific type of woman.

      Maybe you underestimate the imprinting that is possible with women that have or want babies. I'd guess that this phenomenon is more powerful than guys wanting to get laid.

  3. It's so absorbant! by QuantumFTL · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this means I don't have to see any more feminine hygene product ads, go Google, go!

    1. Re:It's so absorbant! by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except you'll be getting lots of ads about male hygiene products...

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    2. Re:It's so absorbant! by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      Except you'll be getting lots of ads about male hygiene products...

      As long as they are so absorbant!

    3. Re:It's so absorbant! by hmccabe · · Score: 1

      Conversely, I occasionally like to see an ad that has no chance of affecting my current or future purchasing decisions, as it is an interesting chance to think about how the advertising industry works. For example, I like to think that there was a director who had to say something like, "Remember, don't dance too enthusiastically; your side to side motion is supposed to represent the inferior tampon design." Of course, I only really see ads when I can' find the Tivo's remote, but that happens often enough I know the more common tampon ads on tv.

  4. Well by ShooterNeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The overall concept is great. If commercials were 'targetted' to the particular viewer, they would be more effective and hence could either raise more revenue for television networks or allow for shorter commercial breaks.

    The catch is this : I don't see what role google can have in this. They might be able to develop the technology for delivering the video cheaply and reliably using google OS and commodity PC hardware, like the rest of their systems work. This would make the back end at the cable and telecom tv providers cheaper. They could also develop the mechanism for choosing commercials ('searches' based on a users demographics) and evaluating success.

    However, the profit is still in owning the pipes. How can google make money when the ownership of the network is in the hands of other : the telephone and cable companies.

    1. Re:Well by ctr2sprt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember that for broadcast TV (in the US at least), you're not the customer, you're the product. Advertisers are the customers. Google can make money off TV advertising the same way they do everywhere else: by making ads more successful and therefore more profitable for advertisers. That lets networks charge more for advertising space and time, and Google takes a cut of that. The profit isn't in owning the pipes, it's in owning the eyeballs.

      There's also the synergy angle, i.e. Google can tightly couple TV advertising with Web advertising. "Joe just saw an ad on TV for X and started Googling for information on it five minutes later, so let's show him ads for stores in the area which sell X." Going back to what I said before, with regards to Web advertising, Google pretty much owns all the eyeballs, so this has the potential to be really profitable for them.

    2. Re:Well by Overfiend1976 · · Score: 1

      It's because Google is being smart. They know they need ownership to make the real money, but instead of attempting to beat the telco's when they don't yet have the backing and finances, they are biding their time. Trust me, as soon as Google has their hands in enough, they will launch their attack against the telco's and bury them swiftly. Even though I understand some people apprehension with Google being 'in cohorts' with the NSA, I'd rather have them providing me with services than say, Time-Warner, AOL, Verizon, Sprint, Comcast or others. Give it time, and you'll wake up one day, log in to your extremely overpriced ISP and you'll get a letter from Google saying, "Hey, we've decided to give you an amazing broadband connection. But there's one condition, you have to pay nothing for it. Have a nice day." You may think that is unfeasable, but keep in mind, Google is a multi-billion dollar corporation right now. And what do you as the consumer get charged for the services they already provide? Nil or next to it. Save for google checkout and google earth (the top edition) everything is free. And even those two services are much less than comperable services provided from other corp's. So yes, google pwns the net as far as making their money solely from advertising, and here they are, yet again absorbing more money from advertising. It's a brilliant move, so let's hold our breath and hope that google can indeed pull something positive out of their backsides for the general consumer.

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    3. Re:Well by payndz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The catch is this : I don't see what role google can have in this.

      Because Google has your search results, whereas the best any TV network can find out is the shows you like to watch. The latter gives them a vague idea of your preferences when you sit back to watch things that are passively pushed at you, whereas the former reveals a lot about what you're actively looking for. Just think about the recent AOL search leak, which revealed more about the users than anyone thought (or feared) was possible.

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    4. Re:Well by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Just think about the recent AOL search leak, which revealed more about the users than anyone thought (or feared) was possible.

      Yes. Unfortunately, it revealed that many people out there are even dumber than i thought was humanly possible...

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    5. Re:Well by dehvokahn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lets look at things from this angle. Google currently logs things like what people search for, when, for how long, what they click on, etc etc etc ... But they only use this information to serve ads that are more closely relevent to the person searching.

      It sounds to me like Google is going to try to put their Database and Search technology to use in a similar capacity only with TV. Anyone who has digital cable and/or sattelite television programming in their home, or even TiVo for that matter, can have their viewings logged. So Google may enter these programming companies and start logging what we watch, how often we watch it, and even what commercials we actually stop to watch instead of continueing the programming with our TiVo remote control. Then, they can serve more comercials about beer to those who stop to watch the beer commercials, etc ...

      Of course this would go further if they can successfully match the web surfing to the TV watching. The hard part here is that how can they know that The Mother who is watching In-Home-Living is not the same person as the teenager who is searching on the internet for their cooking class in High School.

      Google's pretty genious though, I'm sure they'll find a way to do that. Maybe family members will be able to "login" to their personal TiVo home and have their showtimes listed when they login, and Google can do things that way ... who knows?

    6. Re:Well by daftcyborg · · Score: 1

      maybe google can give up the whole net neutrality thing, and work with the baby bells :-)

    7. Re:Well by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The overall concept is great. If commercials were 'targetted' to the particular viewer, they would be more effective and hence could either raise more revenue for television networks or allow for shorter commercial breaks.
      What utter bollocks. There will never be less commercials on tv. If people put up with 1/3 of every show being advertising now, they'll put up with it tomorrow. So what if google or anyone can better target their ads?

      Suppose that ads are more effective so any one company requires less of them for the same result. That means there's extra unused ad time which can be offered cheap to another company who wouldn't have bought an ad before. You know that people put up with 1/3 ad time no matter what, so who benefits? Google gets their cut, the TV networks get more advertisers, the original advertisers pay less for a campaign, and the new advertisers can finally afford to bleat about their own stuff.

      TV viewers are not part of the equation, they're the means of production. Say if you discover a better way to milk cows, do you now stop milking them every day and give them a rest every couple of days? Why would you?

    8. Re:Well by faolan_devyn_aodfin · · Score: 1

      You see, Google has success as an advertiser because they are nonobtrusive and their ads don't eat up bandwidth or steal focus from what you are looking up. Where as other ads say "LOOK AT ME!!!" google says in a nice little side note "this product may interest you." People prefer the later to the former simply because it is less distracting.

      What I think would be cool is if the cable companies merged Internet and television to bring us (sorry for the made up buzzword) TV-2.0. Imagine watching TV and at the bottom in a small pane could be some links and a "taskbar" which could have a button on it to bring up articles related to what you are watching. For example if you are watching a documentary on the Science Channel you could bring up articles and information on cetain topics mentioned to get a more detailed look into the topic. It would be awesome!

      And Tivo could be used to used to record either just the audio / video content of the show of the whole bundle. In addition companies like Google could use this taskbar to scroll unobtrusive text links at the bottom of the sceen on its live showing instead of all the time wasting in-show commercials. Now, for that I would gladly pay $50 a month to DirecTV or Comcast. We have the technology right now to make better service options like this, so why not? In this case we all win -- ad companies get to show their ads, and we can watch our shows at the live showing with them or choose to watch them later with the ads and extra content clipped out.

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    9. Re:Well by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      i think there's a balance. if Google targetting enables TV networks to charge more for advertising, then they can recoup their costs with fewer ads. the remaining spots can either be used for more advertising like you say, or they could be used for more show. why would someone want to use it for more show? well, if you've got a particular type of programming that's shown on several networks in a similar format (e.g. national news), you could show it virtually uninterrupted in order to draw more eyes (so they can view the few ads that you do have, and you're hoping they'll stay for the next show).

      remember also that a large portion of the advertising on TV is often bought by the same few companies (AT&T, McDonalds, etc), so if those companies decide to spend the same amount of ad dollars before and after it may be difficult to actually find customers for all the minutes of advertising that were once bought. in that event, you may be better off showing more show than selling at cut-rate prices to some less desirable advertisers and spoiling your market.

  5. pretty obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    Google may have television advertising in the cross-hairs.

    In the cross-hairs? Why? Do they want to kill tv advertising? I suppose it's a big competitor for advertising bucks,but that's just overkill...
    1. Re:pretty obvious by celardore · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's also pretty obvious that was a metaphor.

  6. Popups by Ark42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If Google can reverse the trend on some channels to move towards LARGE popups that move around and make noise on the bottom have of the screen DURING the actual show, completely ruining and interrupting it, than GREAT! Go for it!. I really hate trying to read something on the screen like a subtitle or place&time text only to have a big race car drive across it, obscuring my view and making loud tire screeching noises over a quiet/dark/moody intro scene to some show.

    Quiet, text-only, to-the-point, factual advertisement is a lot more tolerable.

    1. Re:Popups by Durrok · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's also far too easily ignored. Those flashy annoying ads get your attention everytime though.

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    2. Re:Popups by magictiger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. Advertisements have gotten far too obtrusive. If you want to advertise something, put it in the breaks that are built into every show. Don't put something across the sides or bottom of the screen to distract me in the middle of the show. That's just going to make me want to find a copy of the show without the ads.

      If people are pushed toward downloading ad-free copies of a show, then nobody watches the ads, the advertisers stop advertising, and the ad revenue for the cable co goes to crap. It's in their best interests to make the advertisements interesting and unobtrusive. They make money, they keep us happy, and we keep watching.

    3. Re:Popups by jthill · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Quiet, text-only, to-the-point, factual advertisement is a lot more tolerable.
      The companies that market to couch potatoes (e.g. the ones that treat TV, and want to treat the Internet, as a spam-delivery method) hate the notion. Anything that might distract their prey from its fascination with their bait provokes tactics that would make Ebling Mis proud. And the notion that they could be out-competed for eyeball-minutes by relevant and at least marginally interesting ads? It's a no-brainer: they'll buy laws.
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    4. Re:Popups by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ahhhh but they get my attention in the wrong way.

      I have a mental blacklist of companies who no matter how tempting the offer they will never ever get a sale from me again.

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    5. Re:Popups by evilneko · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What channels do you watch where they advertise actual products like that? I've only ever seen networks "promoting" their own shows that way. No comments about how shows are products too, please.

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    6. Re:Popups by widesan · · Score: 1
      If Google can reverse the trend on some channels to move towards LARGE popups that move around and make noise on the bottom have of the screen DURING the actual show, completely ruining and interrupting it, than GREAT!

      Those "popups" are called "swipes" and the little logo in the corner is called a "bug." Personally, I dislike both. If I were ever in a Stanley Kubrick* style complete control situation, I would forbid any additional content. That goes for bugs, swipes, and any alteration of the credits. (Everybody deserves that their name be legible.)

      * Stanley Kubrick is known for maintaining total control over his later films including marketing and advertising

    7. Re:Popups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it's somewhere around then that I make a mental note to never buy their products again.

    8. Re:Popups by faolan_devyn_aodfin · · Score: 1

      Actually I use a VHS tape (since I do not have Tivo) to record the shows I watch then fast forward through commercials unless I see something that catches my intrest or curiosity. Otherwise I ignore the static and watch only the programing I desire. If a commerical is too loud and I'm not recording it (eg, live TV) I mute the tele. But ever since I discovered the News Hour on PBS I haven't been doing much muting.

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  7. I have no problem watching ads that entertain by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People watch television to be entertained.

    Therefore, when ads are entertaining, people watch them, and are less likely to ignore it by whatever means is convenient, be it by flipping channels, pressing mute, fast forwarding if it's prerecorded, etc...

  8. Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by lottameez · · Score: 4, Funny

    viewers shouldn't have to stand for tv commercials that are a "waste of your time"

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    For example, all automobile ads. Huge waste of money and my time. They show the cars out in the wild instead of sitting in traffic like most of us - they highlight features that only car-guys know what the heck it means (er, dodge hemisphere?), and the local dealer ads are headlined by guys/girls that have no shame and sound like idiots. I'm hard pressed to think of any car commercial that even has an entertainment value.

    I think what really irritates me is that every 6-10 years when I buy a new car I know that a significant part of the cost is those stupid commercials.
    </vent>

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    1. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by Fungii · · Score: 1

      I can think of one - the citroen dancing car (C5 I think).

      That was a cool ad.

    2. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by mspohr · · Score: 1
      I hate this... I just bought a new car and they had the nerve to tack on a $300.00 "Advertising Fee".

      So I have to pay to be irritated by the ads? Please, stop advertising cars. I know what's available and where to find it.

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    3. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by thr4k4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to have missed the whole idea of "branding". Companies aren't trying to sell the car, but the idea of stuff like being able to "go beyond" (e.g. range rover campaign). This is something advertisement companies have been doing now for more than 10 years.

    4. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by kanonole · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like the one where the Toyota Yaris eats the vacuum cleaner spider: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skhaeXwfh3s

    5. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Cross out the $300 fee in the sale agreement, initial it and have the car dealer initial it. If he doesn't, then why not just walk away?

    6. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      On the one hand, without the influx of money from car commercials it would not be possible to have television as we know it (certainly rather than scale back profits they would scale back any semblance of quality or competence). On the other hand, without the car $$ it would also not be possible for major league baseball to continue to be a viable business (every major sport has TV revenue but only baseball has the empty stadiums). So I have mixed feelings as per usual.

    7. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by fredklein · · Score: 1

      vacuum cleaner spider

      You mean Gas Pump Nozzle Spider.

    8. Re:Can anybody say "Dodge Hemi"??? by aztektum · · Score: 1

      "they highlight features that only car-guys know what the heck it means" seeing as how all the "car-guys" i know spend a lot of time also watching tv, i'd say they know exactly who they're targetting. you gotta realize there are a lot more brain dead car guys just being couch potatoes than there are you's in this country.

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  9. Aren't TV ads already targetted? by phatvw · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I watch car shows, I see ads for cars and other car shows. When I watch Law and Order I see ads for Preparation H. When I watch Matlock, I see ads for adult diapers.

  10. I don't like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I want to like Google, and I do love most of their products, but the power and reaches of their information gathering and processing does have me a little concerned. Not to mention their infinite data retention policies. I don't think Google would necessarily do anything "bad" with that data, but that's not the point. All it takes is one incident to affect potentially millions of people.

  11. Well, actually... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    You would need ALL ads to be entertaining for that to work. If the program you were watching switched to ads and they were entertaining, you wouldn't think of switching, but then if one lame ad came on, you'd think "wtf, why am I watching this?" and flip the channel. So, one guy will have ruined it for the rest of them (the ads after that one might have been great too).

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    1. Re:Well, actually... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Yes... it would require that all ads be at LEAST as entertaining as the show it is interrupting.

      A tremendously hard thing to do.

      Probably as difficult as coming up with an idea for a hit TV series in the first place.

    2. Re:Well, actually... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      Not really better that the show it's interrupting, otherwise you'd switch channels looking for more ads when the show interrupted them. You just need them to not be annoying.

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    3. Re:Well, actually... by LindseyJ · · Score: 1
      Yes... it would require that all ads be at LEAST as entertaining as the show it is interrupting.

      A tremendously hard thing to do.

      Not really, considering the mindless drivel that's on most of the time nowadays.

      I can say with some certainty that Geico's commercial spoofing Reality-TV shows is more interesting by far than any realty show that has ever or will ever be made.
  12. Most people aren't as smart as you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having quite a bit of marketing background, I can assure you that it's completely intentional when an ad isn't like the Geico or Apple ads you mention. The main problem with such ads is that they don't explicitly show the product enough. They work fine for an insurance ad, as insurance really isn't a tangible thing (like a bottle of beer or a particular restaurant are). When it comes to something like insurance, you're trying to get the viewer to remember the name or the logo. It's rare that one can successfully associate something memorable with the name of a firm, as in the case of a gecko with the name "Geico".

    Most ads are there to appeal to the ignorant, unwashed masses. And what often works best is to show them your product over and over and over and over and over and over. Like in Gatorade commercials, which are often just a montage of many clips of sweathy athletes drinking Gatorade. The same goes for shampoo. That way the consumer will remember the appearance of the item the next time they're in a store that sells it.

    1. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by owlnation · · Score: 1
      The main problem with such ads is that they don't explicitly show the product enough. They work fine for an insurance ad, as insurance really isn't a tangible thing (like a bottle of beer or a particular restaurant are). When it comes to something like insurance, you're trying to get the viewer to remember the name or the logo. It's rare that one can successfully associate something memorable with the name of a firm, as in the case of a gecko with the name "Geico".
      No! Not at all true. False...

      Want proof? Among many possible examples. Two words. "Budweiser" and "frog".

      Good advertising is entertaining advertising is good advertising. Period. It's just that simple.
    2. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by John+Nowak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps you didn't catch his first sentence, but he has a *marketing background*. Don't argue with him -- He's beyond all comprehension.

    3. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by 955301 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you just described is a throwback to the pre-40's public relations mentality. Ever since Sigmond Freuds nephew Edward Bernays and a few other choice wackos came into the picture, pr and advertising has moved to propoganda instead. Go behind your audiences back and to their leaders and convince those people to endorse your product instead. That's the reasons for the sweaty athletes, or bacon entering our diet for breakfast or a myriad of things.

      It's not repetition as you suggest, it's propoganda.

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    4. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      And he's probably drunk, as well...

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    5. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by Jetson · · Score: 1
      And what often works best is to show them your product over and over and over and over and over and over. Like in Gatorade commercials, which are often just a montage of many clips of sweathy athletes drinking Gatorade. The same goes for shampoo.

      Showing the product over and over again is only effective if it's marketed to the right demographic and the image that's shown over and over again is both memorable and easily associated with the product. The Geiko gecko is both memorable and easily associated. On the other hand, my favorite shampoo commercials is the series where the woman is making orgasmic sounds while washing her hair. Everyone who's ever seen that commercial remembers it. Nobody knows what brand is represented.

      Sometimes merely repeating the content over and over is more damaging than helpful. There's one advertisement that runs in my region which is so annoying I'll change the channel EVERY TIME because it's simply too painful to sit there and endure the ad. Not only is the advertiser losing a customer, but the show it's financing is also losing part of the audience...

      The real strength of Google in television advertising will be when cable companies are ready to start streaming personalized content to the digital set-top boxes. That's when we'll all watch the same episode of the network broadcast show but enjoy (?) personalized content during the break.

      Cringely talked about that in this column back in January.

    6. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      That's the reasons for...bacon entering our diet for breakfast
      In the UK bacon has been a breakfast staple for a lot longer than there's been advertising, certainly well before the Second World War.
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    8. Re:Most people aren't as smart as you. by 955301 · · Score: 1

      Edward Bernays book came out before WWII as did the ideas surrounding the swaying of public opinion for less than ethical purposes.

      It wasn't a staple of the US diet though until much later. Eggs, toast and jam...

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  13. Cringely by Fungii · · Score: 1

    Cringely has been predicting this for quite a while now.

    I can see this being both good and bad - we'll only get ads served to us based on subjects that we are interested in, but on the other hand we'll only get ads served to us based on subjects that we are interested in. The marketing people will be able to play on peoples insecurities a lot more efficiently.

    I can also see embarassing times ahead for people who look up a lot of porn too...

    1. Re:Cringely by Geminii · · Score: 1

      That might be able to be broken up a little by having people join interest groups a la Usenet, or subscribe to feed a la RSS. Then you'd be able to get ads on certain topics, or ads that were deemed interesting by sources you trust, or even just that freaky weird hilarious stuff that your buddy Earl keeps finding.

      Yeah, it'll be fairly insular, but hopefully it won't degenerate into individually personalised ads, where a company feeds you a stream of ad data tweaked to your personal choices in order to increase the chances that you can be convinced to buy something of theirs.

      It'd be damn weird watching TV at someone else's place, though. All their ads would probably give you a really good idea of what their mindset was like.

      "Hey Bob, why all the ads for KKK membership benefits?"

  14. Tv commercials a "waste of your time" ? by Chaffar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pah! Any true geek would know that TV ITSELF is a waste of our time :)

    1. Re:Tv commercials a "waste of your time" ? by also-rr · · Score: 1

      The tagline on my website has been "because even this is better than television" since I threw my TV away during the second year of college, 5 years ago. I don't miss it.

    2. Re:Tv commercials a "waste of your time" ? by 605dave · · Score: 1

      While certainly this is a popular argument, I like to make a point to say "Commercial TV" is a waste of time, and even that is not entirely the case. First off, a television is not in and of itself an evil device. What you watch on TV is what is at issue. God knows how many documentaries I have watched on my TV, that I feel have greatly improve my knowledge and appreciation of the world. I also have premium, commercial-free channels like HBO that allow me to watch intelligent and thought provoking material without bombarding me with sales pitches. And even on commercial channels, I have seen many shows that have educated me. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth? What is the likelihood that I am going to read an in depth book or website on ancient Egyptian life when that is not my main interest? A one hour History channel show can be just as informative for me as any other form of learning.

      What we really mean when we say TV is crap, is that the vast majority of material that is presented to us over the device is empty mind-candy, driven by a desire to deliver an audience to advertisers. All of that is a waste of time. But given all of the other benefits, I won't be throwing out my DLP any time soon.

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    3. Re:Tv commercials a "waste of your time" ? by Luscious868 · · Score: 1
  15. YES!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, years of logging into Google and training my profile to search for porn will pay!!!

    I wan't that NOW... NOW!!!! I say!!!!!

  16. see cringely, january 2006, for details by avi33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This would be a clever bit of insight on ZDnet's part if it hadn't been exhaustively explored by Robert Cringely seven months ago.

    Basically, by buying up bandwidth and data center capabilities everywhere, google could insert context-driven advertising into any video stream on its way to the consumer, and do it far more efficiently and effectively than the networks are capable of.

  17. The future of ads is product insertion ... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Imagine watching Seinfeld and Jerry pulls a Coke from his refrigerator. Only, in some households he might be seen pulling a Pepsi. Developing the technology to dynamically insert products into the programming is the next logical step in advertising. We see it already, statically, with companies paying gobs of money for product insertion. Imagine instead shooting movies and programming with "generic" green-board like products, and then replacing them with images of the desired product, on a case-by-case basis. You already see some of this in baseball games. There is an ad billboard behind home plate in Fenway park. Nominally it is "green", but it gets replaced in the video stream (at the broadcaster end) with ads. It's not a huge step to move this insertion down to the DVR/cable box. This is where companies like TIVO have the inside track. Their boxes could do the insertion, under command from 'central control'. And they already know our viewing habits (not just what we watch, but when we watch it, and for how long), and our "clicking" habits.

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    1. Re:The future of ads is product insertion ... by Geminii · · Score: 1

      How soon would it be before you could get the boxes patched to replace those insertions with images or video from your own server or sources?

      Or how about replacing the billboards with digitally generated images of what the view would look like with no billboards?

  18. You are obviously not in their target demographic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess you're just not one of the typical 18-35 year old males who lives on top of a mountain cliff and parachutes down to his sweet Hemi and drives to work on a magical mountain road that appears out of nowhere while navigating hairpin S-turns in the mountains, and then makes it into the city where every other vehicle turns to dust and the buildings all come crumbling down into the country mountain road. I bet you don't even park your vehicle in the path of high tide at the rocky beach so it can get thrown around without taking any damage. You, sir, are a coward.

    But seriously, what is it with car commercials and mountains? There also seems to be a lot of time spent in dry lake beds in the desert. What the fuck?

  19. Google the next MS? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is Google the next MS? It seems instead of sitting in their own little pond (Online technology) they're slowing worming their way into everything else. Maybe it is just me.. but I sure as hell don't like it and "do no evil" does not imply the next guy along the line doesn't want to be evil.

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    1. Re:Google the next MS? by bblboy54 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Until Google does something to betray my trust, I would much rather have Google getting into these other markets than MS beating them to it. Sure, it's a concern that Google is infiltrating everything but I have this simple thought: If Google doesnt do it, someone else will and right now, I trust Google more than any other company.

    2. Re:Google the next MS? by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

      What, exactly, does 'sitting in their own little pond' mean? What's your own little pond? What's mine? Why do I have to stay in it?

      What would you say to blacksmith's when Henry Ford was getting started? Were horseshoes their pond? Would you make them stay in it?

    3. Re:Google the next MS? by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      Google is an advertising company. It's not a horribly big jump to move from internet ads to television ads.

    4. Re:Google the next MS? by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      yeah, but unlike MS, they don't suck. Google's ideas of the "right thing", in my opinion, is better. Google focuses on making a good product, which sells itself, where MS goes and makes a mediocre product, then advertises the crap out of it.

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    5. Re:Google the next MS? by Elouise · · Score: 0

      I would suggest it's more that IP (as in Internet Protocol) is worming it's way into everything else. You've heard the stories about the frige that tells you when you've run out of milk, imagine the next step when you get a froogle/googlelocal breakdown of your favourite brands, who's selling them cheapest, and how far away they are, which then interfaces with your car navigation system to get you there...

  20. Obligatory by sacbhale · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its all a bunch of tubes i tell you.

  21. Same thing over the Internet by widesan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disclaimer: I created WideSAN

    I've been working on a similar idea, except that the video is delivered over the Internet. With the WideSAN system, I can already deliver video with individually customized advertising inserted effortlessly by the server. Either as a standard AVI or in browser flash video. When delivering as flash video, tracking actual commercial views is possible. The problem has been getting licensed content to distribute.

    1. Re:Same thing over the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your system seems stupid, and the fact that u have no decent available documentation about it makes it look even more stupid. You should go back to fixing fridges instead of wasting ur time and ours. Btw it was very pathetic of u asking a friend to vote ur crappy post interesting ...

  22. Good idea by sam991 · · Score: 1

    It's certainly a very good idea if they can pull it off well. Say i'm watching The Simpsons or something with dinner - 5 tech adverts (say IBM, Dell, Intel, 1&1 and Microsoft) would be a hell of a lot more useful to me and likely most /.'ers than 5 generic adverts (Tampons, toilet paper, Audi, Budweiser, M&S). My only real concern is whether they'll be implemented in a Tivo-like manner - where if i watch one episode of Will & Grace, it assumes i'm gay and records Queer eye for the Straight Guy for me.

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    1. Re:Good idea by bjprice · · Score: 1
      it assumes i'm gay and records Queer eye for the Straight Guy for me.
      Some mistake, shirley?
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    2. Re:Good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You watch will and grace.
      I assume your gay.

    3. Re:Good idea by Dagowolf · · Score: 1

      Before I continue let me say I have worked for television sales and am still active in the industry.

      Television advertising is never going to go the way you state. The advertisements are a fairly common breakdown of network (or syndicated) and local commercials. In a half hour of Simpsons the local station will get approximately 4:30 depending on agreements with the network or syndicators. The first break of most shows is reserved for network or syndicated spots that come down off the satellite and *must* be aired. Many of the subsequent breaks have at least a portion of their time devoted to the same kind of commercials. The only way Google can target advertisements is by working at the local level. However, it is still up to the Account Executive to sell the time in the program before the commercial can be placed. You are not going to get the kind of targeting of advertisements for many years, if ever.

      When Google talks about targeting they are refering to demographic targeting. They target "you" by analyzing the demographics that most heavily watch a particular channel and show and then route ads that are designed for those demographics into those shows. The exact same thing, by the way, that a good national or regional account executive does. This is just a computer crunching the numbers without a human's intervention, it's not as revolutionary as it seems.

  23. Re:You are obviously not in their target demograph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because most guys want to be able to do that, though we never will. It's a good reason to learn to fly. So you can go balls out and see just how hard you can turn, without Barney and his gun.

  24. Anyone remember AdExact Corp? by atlacatl · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't think anyone would remember, let alone know about, this company.

    AdExact was a small company located in Waterloo, Ontario, and was founded by Stephen Basco (of the PixStream fortune). The company had a product that was similar to what google is starting to talk about: targeted TV advertising.

    The company eventually ran out of money and had to close down the shop.

    I wonder what would have happened if they had managed to stay afloat for a few years? I also wonder what did happen to all that technology and know-how?

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  25. Ads make me blacklist companies by straponego · · Score: 1

    Almost the only time advertisements influence me are when they convince me NOT to buy from a company. If an ad is offensively loud, shrill, intrusive, or stupid, I make a note of that company. For example, when Quizno's decided that their product was best represented by a retarded mutant singing rodent, which carried the implication that you're eating... retarded mutant mice... I stopped eating there until about half a year after the last time I saw one.

    Even a funny, clever ad will not make me buy something I don't want or need.

    About the best an advertiser can hope for from me is to not offend me too much. It's very rare that an ad informs me of something I'm not already aware of. The only exceptions are Google's text ads, which I only see when I'm specifically looking to buy, and occasionally trailers for movies (and yet, I rarely go to see movies anymore, because of the 20 minutes of ads before the film, the shrieking babies, etc.) As far as TV goes, movie trailers make sense, but I don't see the purpose of most others. Is there anybody out there who hasn't made up their mind on Coke vs. Pepsi? Am I that unique in only reacting negatively to ads? Is the average consumer really that stupid? Oh... back to that again. Never mind.

    1. Re:Ads make me blacklist companies by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      Most advertising is designed to bolster market share and maintain a product's image in the marketplace. Advertising researchers have found that advertising established products doesn't appear to increase share all that much, but not advertising does result in loss of share. The result is a classic "prisoner's dilemma" game theory problem. Companies that produce established products would generally benefit if all the producers of that product stopped advertising, but none can afford to stop individually. (One intriguing application of this theory concers the ban on televised cigarette advertising in the 1960's. While cigarette manufacturers shifted a chunk of their advertising budgets to other, cheaper media like magazines, banning all advertising of cigarettes enabled all the companies to redirect a large chunk of money that would otherwise have gone to the television networks.)

      The other traditional rationale for advertising is the introduction of new products. To take your example, Pepsi has just launched a new low-cal cola+fruit flavor product targeted, by the look of the ads, at younger women.

      Since I tend only to watch sporting events on regular television, I naturally see a profusion of car ads. Given advertisers concern with "clutter," I'm always surprised to see a commercial block with ads from multiple car makers. The most ridiculuous examples happen at the local commercial breaks, where the network might show a Toyota and a Buick ad, then the local station throws in a Dodge and a Ford ad. Since, as others here have pointed out, car ads often look quite similar to one another, I'd be hard pressed after one of these ad blocks to identify the individual auto brands being marketed.

  26. Google TV Advertising by adbloggers · · Score: 1

    This is interesting, Google criticizing tv advertisers. Web advertising is how they have made all their money and I am sure people do not like google web ads. http://www.adbloggers.com/

  27. s/ebling mis/ellsworth toohey by jthill · · Score: 1

    So of course I space on the name. Must... have... coffee.

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    1. Re:s/ebling mis/ellsworth toohey by Scaba · · Score: 1

      So, you keep your book collection in alphabetical order by title?

    2. Re:s/ebling mis/ellsworth toohey by jthill · · Score: 1

      :-) Heh. An off-by-one error does it again.

      It's a better explanation than any I can come up with.

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    3. Re:s/ebling mis/ellsworth toohey by Scaba · · Score: 1

      Heh. Who hasn't been bitten by an off-by-one error now and again (or, if you're a MySpace developer, nearly every day)?

  28. I can see it now... by wbren · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll be watching a "Lost in Space" rerun and I'll see a Google "targetted" commercial saying "Lost? Need directions? Try MapQuest.com! Ads by Goooooooogle."

    Seriously, at least with the text ads you don't notice how absurd they are sometimes, but with TV ads people will just shake their heads at Google.

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  29. My solution: Ad Insertion by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Imagine watching Seinfeld and Jerry pulls a Coke from his refrigerator. Only, in some households he might be seen pulling a Pepsi. Developing the technology to dynamically insert products into the programming is the next logical step in advertising. We see it already, statically, with companies paying gobs of money for product insertion. Imagine instead shooting movies and programming with "generic" green-board like products, and then replacing them with images of the desired product, on a case-by-case basis. You already see some of this in baseball games. There is an ad billboard behind home plate in Fenway park. Nominally it is "green", but it gets replaced in the video stream (at the broadcaster end) with ads. It's not a huge step to move this insertion down to the DVR/cable box. This is where companies like TIVO have the inside track. Their boxes could do the insertion, under command from 'central control'. And they already know our viewing habits (not just what we watch, but when we watch it, and for how long), and our "clicking" habits...postownage

    1. Re:My solution: Ad Insertion by Heembo · · Score: 1

      *cheers to surfing at -1* Dude, this is a rather impressive idea. USA is all about IP (intellectual propoerty) now go run out and patent this idea! It will surface in the next decade as a necessity.

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    2. Re:My solution: Ad Insertion by heptapod · · Score: 1

      This is a really interesting idea.
      Too bad I'm not allowed to have mod points anymore after the whole slashdot troll post investigation.

    3. Re:My solution: Ad Insertion by Ocho · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the FCC came down so hard on a bare breast what will they say about ads with insertion?

    4. Re:My solution: Ad Insertion by quixos · · Score: 1

      mind blowing post! nothing to add, but thank you. it's Aug 30 now, so what. :)

  30. Google the next Enron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I was reminded of was the Enron fiasco... They wanted to make a market for "bandwidth" that could be "traded". How they were going to "trade" broadband, though didn't make any sense.

    It looks like Google is chasing the stock price just like Enron was, as TV is structured to deliver bandwidth en-mass, not targeted. They'd have to target "by station", and that's already well-targetted by corporations already by looking at basic demographics when they purchase timeslots.

    Unless of course this is tv targetting by using independent broadband connections, with a hybrid multicast network topology, in which case, this is no big deal.

  31. Re:You are obviously not in their target demograph by owenreading · · Score: 1

    I had mod points the other day. I wish I still had them. You would have got some. This is bang on. Not only are they all like that, but they are identical all over the world. I mean, here in Britain it is unlikely that I will be rolling across the prairies or the Rockies or sliding around some Italian coastline in my new car. Why can't ad agencies think of some new ideas for generic car ads?

  32. Commoditisation of targeted marketing. by Flying+pig · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's us and them time.

    Some posters are groping towards what I think this is, in fact, all about. Television is currently a mass medium. It's mainly used to pump out lowest common denominator ads for LCD products. At the other end of the scale you have the hugely up-market direct mail companies that will, say, identify all the male, 30-45 bankers who just got really big annual bonuses in your catchment area, and send them your beautifully printed coffee table hardback of Ferrari pictures along with the offer of a test drive. It all derives from Lord Lever's (think Unilever)dictum "Half of what I spend on advertising is wasted, but I don't know which half." In fact, a 50% failure rate would be incredibly good in mass marketing. Google wants to commoditise targeted marketing wherever it happens, and to make targetable the marketing that is currently not targetable.

    The thing is, at what point does this tip up into evil? I think there is a fairly fine line between sending me unsolicited information about something which profiling says I will be interested in, and psychological manipulation. Even paid for information - say motoring magazines - in which one would hope to find a measure of objectivity, in practice seem to say anything that will keep the advertisers happy. I am beginning to think that the downside to the Internet and mass media is that while, in theory more information is available about everything, in practice it is harder and harder to find objective information. The signal to noise ratio is actually growing smaller.

    I'm particularly conscious of this because I have been trying to do something of an engineering nature recently. I won't bore you with the details, but as I have done my research I have gradually discovered that all the most readily available sources of information are, basically, lying for commercial reasons. In the end I got down to two sources of reasonably objective information.(I was eventually able to verify this by applying the actual engineering formulae to what they told me, which was how I know.) Neither publishes information (other than a contact address) on the net.

    I can see that very soon we are going to need a subnet - some way of basing a network on socially arranged groups of trusted people - to provide reliable information about things. We used to have one (it was called universities) but they seem now to be overly subject to commercial forces.

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    1. Re:Commoditisation of targeted marketing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can see that very soon we are going to need a subnet - some way of basing a network on socially arranged groups of trusted people - to provide reliable information about things.


      See Darknet
    2. Re:Commoditisation of targeted marketing. by Xiroth · · Score: 1

      Any such network would be the target of infiltration by commercial entities - they know that most people don't trust most of what they hear, so if they could get onto a network where statements are trusted more than most in the public eye they'd jump on it for higher advertising effectiveness.

  33. That's backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Eric Schmidt is going to "fucking kill" tv advertising?

  34. sure by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have 6-10 years to save up for a new engine. Don't buy a new car! Do the maintenance as required, then put in a new engine, possibly a rebuilt transaxle or transmission, etc, whatever you need. You'll come out loads cheaper that way (in most instances, not all of course, YMMV) if you really are buying brand new and you haven't totally beat the old ride to death in the meanwhile.

    With that said, hemi refers to the shape of the combustion chamber, hemispherical.

  35. GOOGLE SEARCH! by ozric99 · · Score: 1

    Put your search terms directly into the search box! Put your search terms directly into the search box! Put your search terms directly into the search box!

  36. TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People still watch television? I shut off the cable a couple years ago and I've never looked back. What I want to watch, I download-for free, and without ANY commercials.

  37. truth in advertising by zogger · · Score: 1

    You mean an ad where you are stuck in stinky rush hour traffic and the AC goes on the fritz so you roll the window down, except it's electric so you can't because it's broken? Then the one chance a year you get to wind 'er out, the bigbro camera catches you and you get a ticket?

    That ad? Ya, I'd like to see it too. I also think they should make all the "closed track, professional driver" scenes illegal to use with advertising street cars. They should just stick to leggy girls in miniskirts getting in and out of the car and be done with it ;)

  38. Google mentioned in ads by D+H+NG · · Score: 1

    Remember the days when ads used to mention their "America Online keywords"? Now a Pontiac commercial is telling the audience to "google Pontiac".

    1. Re:Google mentioned in ads by Chatmag · · Score: 1

      G.M. is in a lot of trouble, using Google as a verb

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  39. Google targets ads by ben+there... · · Score: 1
    The catch is this : I don't see what role google can have in this. They might be able to develop the technology for delivering the video cheaply and reliably using google OS and commodity PC hardware, like the rest of their systems work. This would make the back end at the cable and telecom tv providers cheaper. They could also develop the mechanism for choosing commercials ('searches' based on a users demographics) and evaluating success.

    Google would be doing the latter: helping advertisers choose the best time to air their commercial.

    Google's forte is not delivering broadcast-quality video, and it's definitely not making commercials. Google is best at sifting through content and demographics and effectively targeting ads. So that will probably be their only role in TV advertising.
  40. Mod parent upRe:Well by quentin_quayle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has taken to the middle of this thread before someone started talking about the most interesting aspect of this topic and it's rated only a 1 so far. Give the guy some points already.

    The crux of the whole thing is linking up the cable customer's TV and internet behavior. The cable company and networks don't need Google to match shows with appropriate ads; that's been done for the whole history of TV. Nor do they need Google to match viewing habits over time with ad targeting; cable companies can do that without another party in the chain.

    But to go beyond this, we're talking about matching up the web (and other?) internet behavior with the TV viewing.

    In the least disturbing variation it would be only Google cookie + TV logs = targeted ads on TV. But even this involves the cable company keeping track of the combination of your current IP and your TV viewing, and expoiting it.

    At the extreme, imagine your TV ads being real-time tailored to what you're currently looking at online, and your internet provider continually feeding your profile plus IP combination to Google so it can serve internet ads to pages served from *your* web clicks in particular. Maybe they'll tailor search results as well as ads. Maybe linking DSL into the picture as well. So even if you refuse the Google cookie, you get tracked. Maybe someday, tailoring the content on web pages by insertions and deletions on their way to you.

    All this is too Orwellian for me. I want to opt out of all the monitoring as far as possible and prevent any connection between my activity patterns in different spheres.

  41. USA network is the worst at this by grapeape · · Score: 1

    USA and SciFi seem to be worst about those stupid pop-ups. The really amusing ones are when they pop up to advertise the show you are already watching...I guess they are geared toward those with short term memory loss.

  42. Or worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could be worse...

    I know I'm hearing it wrong, but I can't help but associate Snickers with "happy penis sores" thanks to that insipid song :( You wouldn't think they'd want to turn people's stomachs when advertising food...

    Or what if they let Carrot Top make more ads? *shudder* I will *never* use a 10-10-whatever or any of those other screwball phone services (text "joke" to 1-800-YOU-LOSER for spams that cost you $1 each!) thanks to obnoxious ads like those.

  43. you're right.. by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Except you're years behind.

    The baseball think is perhaps as much as 10 years old now.

    And the replacement of ads in movies already started. I think it was Turner who was holding up movie companies for extra dough to not replace their ads with other ads when they showed the movies on TV. I remember seeing a movie on TV with a scene in Times Square where they had replaced one ad with another.

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    1. Re:you're right.. by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      I think you missed my point - I know "static" product insertion is already being done. In fact I cited that fact, and my baseball example was just one instance. My point was about "dynamic" insertion at the endpoint (like in a cable box or DVR). I am pretty certain nobody is doing that yet. It wouldn't surprise me if there are multiple versions of a Seinfeld episode, one with Coke, one with Pepsi. It wouldn't even shock me if different versions were shown in geographically targetted areas. However, dynamic insertion is really a completely different phenomenon - technically much more challenging, and, I think, the wave of the future. With dynamic insertion, you and your neighbor might see different products inserted into the same movie you were watching at the same time.

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  44. Give me interesting ads and I will watch by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Most ads are uninteresting or, at best, interesting the first time I see them then they get boring fast.

    One of the few advantages to "individually targeted" ads is the ads can be done in series: You only see a given ad once, and you see all the ads in a sequence, in order. Granted, this has some Orwellian "all your viewing habits are belong to us" aspects to it but there is that one positive aspect, less boredom.

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  45. at what point does this tip up into evil? by asleeplessmalice · · Score: 1

    It's the question of our time.

    Does the NSA scheme cross the line? Does P2P? Porn? Apparently the release of AOL's search information crossed the line.. how about retina-scanning talking billboards?

    Technology and transparency will need to solve the problem of how to protect people from 'evil', including failsafe identity protection.

    In my imagination security in the future is not a firewall, but a black box from within which the user can peer at the world through a hole. No information escapes from the box but a clickstream, signifying selections.

    Yet it takes little to identify Thelma Arnold (identified by her search record on AOL), so the avatar that Thelma inhabits in cyberspace, that outline of her that her clickstream paints, will need to be Not_Thelma. And transparency is the only way that Thelma can trust the net, transparency so that google, car manufacturers, politicians, the MPAA, and children too can trust each other.

    Or trust their neighbors. We can't stone John M. Karr just yet, but his case demonstrates the need to be able to identify and thwart evil. The NYT has a chilling article on the sophisticated underground network of pedophiles that has been empowered by the net http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/21/technology/21ped o.html.

    I don't know about a subnet, but I like to think that there is an engineering solution here, a protocol or GNU license that can keep the internet open, free, and safe.

  46. Re:three letters prove you wrong: by Draconix · · Score: 1

    Berkeley Software... Groundhog?

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  47. Misguided by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

    For a couple of years now, television advertising has seemed, to me, as something that floats along on top of a misguided platform. This is not an attack against television itself, mind, but rather one leveled against the way in which we go about "thinking about" and "viewing" television itself. So my reaction to this news is as follows: is this a good start? Sure. However, it is doomed to ultimately fail (defined by lack of adaquate scoping, which leads to a lack of "stickiness" and inability to plant products squarely on the tip of the tongue of consumers) unless we re-examine the infrastructure of television itself.

    (Yes, I'm aware that this is cagey - the full layout is something I've been tossing around in my mind for a couple of years and will hopefully submit in full before the new year.)

  48. Google now officially sucks by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    It was just a matter of time I suppose.

    Once that money really sinks in, things go straight to hell for the average person who now is bombarded with their marketing hype.

    Arguments over California Kings in their pimped out 767. C&D letters from their lawyers to journalists to stop using the term "google." Now here come the ads..... How soon until the "Google Rose Bowl" game is aired (which is played in Google Staduim)?"

    Oh well, business as usual.

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  49. Sorry, troll, copy-and-paste is not OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  50. I'm happy to pay, but not with my attention by Curly · · Score: 1

    If I'm watching a show, that's what I'm doing, and that's the only thing I want to be doing. I don't want compelling commercials, because it will break my train of thought in the middle of watching my show.

    So if the advertisers succeed in what they are trying for (i.e., getting me to stop watching the show to buy something), I'll just have to stop watching shows.

    I know content producers have to make money somehow, so charge me money already. (Oh wait, you already do...who gets their content for free over the air anymore?) If there were a $5/month option to remove all commercials from all DirecTV channels, I'd pay it. What is the advertising revenue on those channels divided by the subscribers, anyway? If networks (including cable networks) gave up their advertising revenue and charged subscribers, how much would it come to a month? Someone must know. I know I sure don't spend $5 on products advertised that I'm not going to spend on them anyway.

    I have money, I don't have unlimited attention.

    Relevant aside: The state fair is in town. On Tuesdays, kids get in free and rides are a dollar, so my father is taking my niece on Tuesday. You save a couple of dollars, and have to share the park with a teeming mass of screaming kids. I'd much rather go on a day where they charge twenty dollars to get in---imagine how nice and quiet it would be!