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Battery Recalls A Blow to Sony's Recovery

Yasser writes to mention the fallout from yet another Sony battery recall. Sony's stock hit a one-month low today on the news that they'd be pulling over a million batteries off the market. The recall is expected to have little impact financially, but has prompted the Japanese government into ordering Sony to look into the battery problem. From that article: "The ministry instructed the two companies to investigate the safety of Dell models Latitude, Inspiron and Precision and report on their findings by the end of August, the ministry said. Earlier this month, problems with battery cells supplied by Sony forced Dell to recall an unprecedented 4.1 million laptop batteries in the United States. "

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  1. Oh I'm sorry, Sony by TCM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really, I'm sorry that your profits - that you earned so hard by putting out piles of junk - now get eaten into by recalling said junk.

    Who came up with the idea anyway, that products must not harm the customer? Sheesh, won't somebody think of the profits!

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    1. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by alexandreracine · · Score: 1
      Who came up with the idea anyway, that products must not harm the customer? Sheesh, won't somebody think of the profits!
      Usually, physical devices have to be secure. But software? "this software come AS IS and without any warranty."
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    2. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by CallistoLion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not being a Sony apologist here, but really, the batteries are junk?

      The Apple recall involved 2 minor injuries in 9 complaints out of 1.8 million batteries. Anyone care to shine a light on any other industry and look for a product this reliable? Toasters, anyone? According to the US Consumer Product Safety website, one toaster model alone resulted in 1066 fires in a product that sold 234,000 units. The batteries in the Apple recall have been in laptops since 2003 - three years with 2 injuries and 9 complaints.

    3. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The Apple recall involved 2 minor injuries in 9 complaints ..."

      Those are the ones that Apple has "confirmed" and actually admitted to. Take a look at the Apple forums, or do some Google searches and you will find that there are a whole lot more than 9 people out there that claim to have the problem.

      If Apple thought for one second that there were truly only 9 complaints you can bet they wouldn't be recalling 1.8 million batteries.

    4. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      There's also a difference in how one expects to be able to use the product. You wouldn't bring a toaster on a plane (at least, not in your handbag). You might however want to bring your laptop. If your laptop battery explodes while in the airplane, you'll be spending the rest of your life around Guantanamo, no matter how many times you say "It's Sony's fault".

      A toaster burning down your house, you can recover. Being sent to Guantanamo... not so sure.

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    5. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by CallistoLion · · Score: 1

      Well, tell us how many people truly had a problem, then.

      That's right, you can't. The google searches and Apple forums are anecdotal, at best.

      If you want to use the same "standard", in my example, how many more of those toasters had unreported problems?

      We are talking about orders of magnitude difference in quality. Can you not accept my comparison for what it is - interesting - and accept that perhaps this battery recall is a tiny bit overblown?

      Also, hard to see a downside for Apple in this. Sony's going to be eating most of the cost, and as we see, taking all the blame.

    6. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, most of these batteries are a few years old now, and the thing is. Yeah, Apple doesn't have too many complaints yet, but factor in Sony batteries exploding in dell laptops, and sony batteries exploding in sony laptops, all over the past 2-3 months, and a distinct pattern emerges... There have been too many total instances for these companies to not have a recall, especially considering this is a problem that involves exploding and fires, not just dead batteries...

    7. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by snard6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      that products must not harm the customer

      Well... Unless you're buying your product from Dr. Kevorkian

    8. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by jesuscyborg · · Score: 1

      And software HAS caused people to die

    9. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by matrixhax0r · · Score: 1

      Speaking of blowing Sony...

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    10. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Also, hard to see a downside for Apple in this. Sony's going to be eating most of the cost, and as we see, taking all the blame.

      Uhhh. I see Apple taking blame. Not on Slashdot, of course, but elsewhere.

    11. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by CallistoLion · · Score: 1

      Apple's stock is up since the recall, Sony's is down. The market has attributed blame.

    12. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      If one of those babies fails in the way it did in that video, the only way you are going to end up in Guantanamo is if you happen to be flying over it when the incident occurs, I think.

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    13. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Exactly what does that have to do with the affected consumers?

      Sony's stock had seen better days before this recall. Investors are probably more concerned with who has to pay for the recall. Apple has had a few recent quality problems, and people are starting to take notice.

    14. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by Snover · · Score: 1

      Remember that a toaster's job is to get really hot in order to toast things -- it makes sense that there would be a higher incidence of fire. Batteries, on the other hand, are not supposed to get hot enough to toast things, let alone explode. For a better example, try to find out how many power supplies have caught fire/blown up/caused significant injury.

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    15. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1
      Sheesh, won't somebody think of the profits!
      I think I see a new /. meme in the making here. Bravo sir, bravo!
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    16. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by ATMD · · Score: 1
      Sony's going to be ... taking all the blame.

      No, Apple's going to take the blame, because it's in an Apple product.

      The vast majority of consumers will think "I bought it at an Apple store, it says Apple on it, anything that goes wrong is the fault of Apple." Apple needs to make this kind of gesture to regain some of the credibility it's lost in recent years over scratchable iPods, whiny Macbooks, discolouring Macbooks and screen-cracking iPods.

      It needs people to know that if it accidentally puts out a shoddy product, it'll do its utmost to put it right again.

      If this recall is a bit disproportional, it's because Apple is making an example. They're saying, "look, we're fixing this problem you've heard so much about, totally out of our own pocket. It's still safe to buy things from us, and it's still worth paying more than you would for a competitor's product."
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    17. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by noidentity · · Score: 1

      You're comparing toaster recalls to laptop battery recalls?!? Toasters are made to generate high temperatures, and often made very cheaply (the one I use was $7 US). Most laptop batteries aren't meant to hot enough to toast bread on a regular basis.

    18. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by zenhkim · · Score: 1

      > Not being a Sony apologist here, but really, the batteries are junk?

      Okay, let's give you the benefit of the doubt.

      > The Apple recall involved 2 minor injuries in 9 complaints out of 1.8 million batteries. Anyone care to shine a light on any other industry and look for a product this reliable? Toasters, anyone?

      You do realize what you've done, don't you? It's a technique that's sometimes known as "minimizing by contrast" -- making someone's misdeeds seem trivial or less serious by putting them in sharp contrast with others who've committed far worse actions.

      What disturbs and outrages me (and I'd guess many other Slashdotters here as well) is that Dell, Apple, etc. knew of the exploding battery defect *and chose to disregard it*. I own a laptop myself -- you think I shouldn't worry after hearing of other users getting so many ounces of extremely hot lithium-ion battery material *exploded onto their laps/hands/faces*? If it happens to just one user, that's tragic; if it happens to more users, THAT IS FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

      Of course, one could argue, "But that's still so few people harmed by this! It's only about nine people, mister!" One could argue that. Now tell that to the person who actually had a laptop battery explode on them....

      I'm also reminded of the Star Trek movie "Insurrection" in which Captain Picard confronts a Star Fleet admiral who is conspiring to forcibly remove an entire colony in order to exploit their planet's energy field.

      Admiral Dougherty: Jean-Luc, it's only 600 people.
      Captain Picard: How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong, hmmm?

      So, then ...how many users does it take? How many users have to get fried by exploding laptop batteries before it becomes wrong, hmmm? A dozen? A hundred? A thousand? A MILLION??

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    19. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      I have said this before, but Sony equipment is not "piles of junk" unless it's made in the US (personal experience). After having a lot of Sony's US-made laptops fail on me, I always buy in Japan- the laptops are made in Japan and are more durable. My VAIO PCG-TR5EB that I bought in Japan (it's made in Japan, too) has survived water spills into the keyboard, while a PCG-V505 (made in the US) has died due to condensation on the OUTSIDE of the laptop. Also, Sony Japan's warranty covers accidental damage, which is a HUGE plus for someone as clumsy as me- this is the kind of the warranty that their US counterpart needs to provide before they will get my business again.

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  2. Thinkpad battery good? by raz0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about Thinkpad batteries? Are they safe? Although it doesn't say anywhere on the battery that it's a Sony, it *does* say so in software. I have a Thinkpad T43.

    1. Re:Thinkpad battery good? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      The fires caused by these batteries are pretty rare events. I think maybe 2 powerbooks have actually caught on fire (out of ... millions?). So, I wouldn't be too worried about your thinkpad battery unless/until they actually announce a recall for it.

      OTOH, I would also make sure my home owner's insurance covers fire and is paid up.

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    2. Re:Thinkpad battery good? by Glacial+Wanderer · · Score: 1

      I would say this depends more on your definition of safe than it does on whether the battery is from Sony. Even if your battery is from Sony the odds of it hurting you seem to be around the odds of being struck by lighting (1:500,000) and much less than the odds of being murdered (1:18,000).

  3. "Sony's stock hit a one-month low"? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Sony's stock hit a one-month low"
    WTF is this - the "Mad Money" show? I thought 2001 finished off the day traders.
    1. Re:"Sony's stock hit a one-month low"? by richdun · · Score: 0

      Yeah really, someone call me when it hits a five- or ten-year low. Then we celebrate... er... feel sorry for them.

    2. Re:"Sony's stock hit a one-month low"? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      WTF is this - the "Mad Money" show? I thought 2001 finished off the day traders.
      Huh? The comment about stock price was made (I believe) to indicate that there is a growing concern in the financial sector about Sony's future profitability -- which is something no one on Slashdot should be surprised about, given the kind of coverage we tend to see here[1]. It demonstrates that the Street is as aware of Sony's myriad problems as your typical non-fanboy nerd.

      Also, 2001 killed off the marginally unsuccessful day traders -- there are still plenty of successful ones around[2].

      [1] Whether that's because there is some submitter/editorial bias here, or because Sony has caused reality to be 'biased' against them, I'm not sure.

      [2] As evidenced by the still-increasing volume (June 24, 2005 holds the record for highest daily volume of traded shares) -- 2001 saw the NYSE hit 2 billion shares traded in a single day; in 2005 we hit over 3 billion in a single day. This is not driven by long-term investors.
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    3. Re:"Sony's stock hit a one-month low"? by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      Sony's stock hit a one-month low

      Yeah, that's pretty irrelevant.

      What I do wonder about is the possibility of airlines saying "No More Laptops On Board", or at a minimum - "No Li* Batteries." There have already been ground fires and inflight fires - fortunately all survived. But it's not hard to imagine airlines restricting batteries in the future. No doubt the Japanese government is concerned about this as well. That's probably why the ministries are beginning their investigations.

      Sony seems to be missing on all cylinders lately. The stock can go quite a bit lower, but it would be a good idea to ask your local hedge-fund manager what he or she thinks before shorting it.

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  4. What hasnt been a blow..... by ConsumerOfMany · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Root Kit, PS3 price vs features, Blu Ray delays and cost, Battery recall, pretty much every comment from ken regarding the PS3. You can only go up from here right?

    1. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To be frank I think Sony has the biggest exposure to this problem because they are the biggest kid on the block. This entire technology is flawed regardless of the manufacturer.

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    2. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by dolson · · Score: 1

      What was wrong with the PS3? It has games that feature historically accurate giant enemy crabs!

    3. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by legoburner · · Score: 1

      Dont forget UMDs and the relative failure of the PSP compared to the DS.

    4. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and as an aside, I wouldn't be investing in any "Laptop Fuel Cell" tech just yet. You can build systems that concentrate large amounts of energy in small spaces, then deliver them at impressive rates, but don't come crying to me when they catch fire or explode.

    5. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There is also a recall on Sony CCDs for cameras. Cant find any online references, but it was reported in Maximum PC somewhere between May and July.

      Sony CCDs are also used in some Canon and Nikon cameras, among others

    6. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Root Kit, PS3 price vs features, Blu Ray delays and cost, Battery recall, pretty much every comment
      > from ken regarding the PS3. You can only go up from here right?

      I'm not sure the "Root kit", blu ray delays and comments from ken have had much impact on the share price, have they? Every company has the odd blip - I wouldn't worry about it. You don't run a company by fretting over the share price daily anyway.

    7. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by ZakuSage · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some failure. Taking away 40% of the market share from Nintendo and having a new Playstation line to ride all the way to the bank must really have hurt them financially, and made them cry at night.

    8. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That unashamed "rootkit vendor to the world" can't go up until it changes it's ways...or goes bankrupt. At this point going bankrupt would *improve* Sony's credibility.

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    9. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      This article from May 2005 (I know, old news) says that personal nuclear powered batteries as early as 2007. There's not really any new tech in them, just a design innovation. The technology is called betavoltaics (Wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betavoltaics).

      http://www.livescience.com/technology/050513_new_b attery.html

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    10. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by monopole · · Score: 1

      The energy density of lithium batteries aren't the primary problem. They have a fraction of the energy density of body fat or a lump of coal. The problem is that the present generation of batteries have a problem with thermal runaway. Essentially when a cell shorts, it heats up, producing flamable chemical byproducts, and when these byproducts burn they release more flamable chemical byproducts. Basically a vicious circle. New formulations exist that greatly reduce the amount of flamible byproducts when heated although at a relatively small penalty in energy density.

    11. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [Sony] can only go up from here right?
      I said the same thing ... before the battery recalls.
    12. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by bumchick · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of people complaining about the PS3 price. Yes, its expensive, but if you can (and want to) afford it, it's actually good value for the money. The $499 PS3 is pretty comparable with the premium XBox 360 anyway, and it has the additional Blu-ray drive. I bet Microsoft won't be selling the HDDVD add-on for less than $100, so in fact the price point of PS3 is exactly equal to (XBox 360 + HDDVD drive).

      If you don't want the next-gen disc drive, fine, don't buy the PS3. But for people who do want a hi-def disc, the PS3 has a great price.

    13. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by bumchick · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be replying again to this post - it's interesting that all the Sony bad news (there's admittedly a lot of it) is posted by Zonk. The one good piece of news - PS3 running Folding@Home, was posted by timothy, and Zonk conveniently ignored it. What gives?

    14. Re:What hasnt been a blow..... by zenhkim · · Score: 1

      > You can only go up from here right?

      For heaven's sake, man, don't say that!! ;) It can *always* get worse! Haven't you learned anything from Murphy's Law? Douglas Adams? "Just when you think the universe can't possibly become any worse, it suddenly does." [Marvin the paranoid android]

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  5. I dislike Sony, at the moment by Kagura · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...but, wow, it seems like Sony can't do anything right anymore, and every move they make is scrutinized for its downfalls. I'm not referring only to this Battery Recall. Is this a symptom of slashdot and its heavy skewing? What other sites should I check out to broaden my horizons?

    1. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      I'm not part of the "Sony makes crap" crowd. I've got a digital camera from Sony, and it's great. I love some its features...specifically that it runs on AA batteries and can recharge them when it plugged in. That means spare batteries are cheap and plentiful in the event I forget to plug my camera in for a month. My home stereo is also a Sony, and has worked perfectly for years.

      That said, I think Sony is really going to screw up the consumer electronics market if they have their way. Rather than play along and make things easy on consumers, they are once again pushing their own proprietary standard (Blu Ray) that I fully expect to see beat out by HD-DVD just because the latter has the right name. Sony thinks they can dictate their will to the market. They want to decide what is best for us and shove it down our throats until we love it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't...but it always muddies the waters and makes it harder for Joe Sixpack to make sense of a market that changes rapidly enough without competing standards.

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    2. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, what has Sony done right?

      Overhyped a difficult and expensive PS3
      Overpriced a lower quality UMD
      Restricted the PSP to UMD and flash sticks
      Released a rootkit on "CD"
      Manufactured defective LiIon batteries
      Released stupidly restricted "MP3" players that didn't play MP3s until 2005

    3. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by Reapman · · Score: 1

      Since when is Blu Ray a "proprietary standard" by Sony? Last I heard the mix is roughly half and half between HD and BD. I'm voting to stay with DVD myself right now, but I'm tired of the whole "Blue Ray = Sony" thing. Sony is a member of the group, but isn't the only one.

    4. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by SneezyKevinA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Slashdot heavy skewing? WTF? Yeah against Microsoft. Sony is it's own worst enemy and they have even admitted it. I've bought my last Sony product because they like to criple things. In order to download video's off my new mini dvd camcorder I have to use Sony's software. I would prefer to just plug the USB cable in and use windows explorer or adobe to get it. It's things like this that drive away customers.

    5. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony camera's are probably good, but their DVD players suck. I bought one and 6 months later it was dead. After hollering at Circuit City I was able to get credit against a new one. It took a dump within two months. This is with only occasional usage, maybe one DVD every two weeks. I won't buy their laptops because of the problems getting Linux to run. Truthfully, I think their reputation for quality is unearned.

    6. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by hummdinger02 · · Score: 1

      You forgot Beta-Max! Sony has a history of good ideas POORLY executed.

    7. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by llZENll · · Score: 1

      you can also add about 5 stupid memory stick formats that no one uses except sony and their buddies.

    8. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by monopole · · Score: 1

      Don't forget BluRay drives which won't play BluRay movies!

    9. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not fair. Digital 8 camcorders sure took the world by storm.

    10. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      Actually Betamax was one of the good things
      VHS is inferior in quality...cheaper tho.

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    11. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1

      And the funny point is Sony Vaio seems to have no battery problem. Are they using IBM battery of something??? I am glad that Apple now recall the laptop batteries. Now, it is quite obvious that it is not the Dell engineers, but Sony who is at fault.

      Apart from the prestigious factor, I don't think the quality justify Sony's price tag nowadays. The playstation series is still good. Other than that, Sony is a tech and trend follower rather than leader. Its quality is really just so and so (btw, we got to add one more recent recalls for Sony product: it is their CCD array for digital camera. My friend is doing research in computer vision which uses high end firewire camera (£500 per unit). It uses Sony CCD but the camera body was manufactured by some specialist company. The cameras are used in pretty controlled indoor environment. Since he started his project, the cameras failed one after another one. Every single day in the last 12 months, at least one or a few of his cameras were taken off-line for repair... At the end, they figured that was Sony's fault (again). CCDs are now replaced and life back to normal...

    12. Re:I dislike Sony, at the moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Released a rootkit on "CD"

      Yeah, CD is so 1990's. They should have released it on Blu-ray!

  6. Um, Ok... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The recall is expected to have little impact financially"

    Then what was the point of the story?

    Oh wait, Zonk...

  7. Whoops. by RagingFuryBlack · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Did i accidentally hit the "Yesterday's News" link again?

    http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/08/24/ 1737245

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  8. More troubling than it seems by EdwinBoyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whatever else you can say about Sony, their hardware is typically top notch (and almost always crippled by their software). If they're letting quality slide on the manufacturing side then they're in danger of losing their one remaining ace, the perception that "Sony makes good shit".

    I'm talking about the average consumer who's unaware of rootkits, sonicstage or ejecting MMORPG users into space.

    1. Re:More troubling than it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whatever else you can say about Sony, their hardware is typically top notch (and almost always crippled by their software). If they're letting quality slide on the manufacturing side then they're in danger of losing their one remaining ace, the perception that "Sony makes good shit".
      My observation is that their design engineers do wonders, but their product engineers just strips thing down so far that they make a great product into a marginal one at best. This is evident if you ever take apart their product and see all the empty spaces on circuit boards for components omitted during stuffing to cut cost.
    2. Re:More troubling than it seems by PhilipMckrack · · Score: 1

      After going through 3 $200 (not the greatest, but they were sony) Sony dvd players in 2 years, I've since only bought $30 cheapies. Quality isn't as good picture or sound wise, but if I'm going to replace a DVD player every 8 or 9 months no use paying that much to do it. I used to be a huge sony guy, phones, tv's, dvd players, stereo equipment, but with the quality going downhill over the last 10 years, plus all the drm they are pushing, I won't buy anything Sony for quite some time.

    3. Re:More troubling than it seems by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I've not even had good luck with their hardware. My PS2 is still chugging along fine (though my Dreamcast and Gamecube have developed a few problems), but I've had a Sony VCR just totally bite it at last than 2 years old. The left audio input on my Sony TV quit working, and the CD tray motor on my Sony CD changer died with only a few years of light use.

      It's anecdotal, but I've simply had terrible luck with Sony stuff. I'm sure I'll have serveral people come out and lambast me for it, but these days if I want good quality for my money I find Samsung to be an excellent source.

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    4. Re:More troubling than it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you Sony hardware has really gone downhill they used the make the good stuff and the Koreans made the knockoffs not I say GO KOREA!!!!

      remember when the US made stuff and other people made the knockoffs, WTF does middle america do anymore except whine about evolution :)
      To be fair my hometown of Kansas City is undergoing an economic revival at the moment still don;t know what their doing though

    5. Re:More troubling than it seems by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      Sony's hardware hasn't been top notch since someone first uttered the name "Vaio"...

      Seriously, their reputation for good hardware has plummetted in the last ten years too.

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    6. Re:More troubling than it seems by monopole · · Score: 1

      Pretty much in line with my experience. The human factors design on Sony stuff used to be remarkably well thought out, but their implementation was always second rate to Matsushita (JVC, Panasonic, Technics). But recently the stuff has really gone down, particularly in terms of mechanical components.

    7. Re:More troubling than it seems by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously not teaching grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

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    8. Re:More troubling than it seems by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      You got that right! Pick up a new Vaio laptop. They are so flimsy you should be careful not to twist in any direction or you will break something. I think anyone with normal strength could snap one in half on a kitchen counter by just pushing (holt both ends, put center of laptop against corner in middle). Add to that the laser problem on the first gen PS2, the CD rootkit, the general lack of quality of all stereo components, it's a wonder they have any customers left. Sony reminds me of what "Made in Japan" ment in the sixties - cheap made junk! Back then it was also cheap in price, now it costs at least 5 times what it's really worth.

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    9. Re:More troubling than it seems by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      Oddly, I find on a purely anecdotal level that people either go through hell and back with their PS2s or absolutely fine since they day they brought it. Me, I'm in the latter group - and I've never had any Sony product backfire or break under normal usage (yet). But I'm no Sony sympathiser - the mistakes they are making are stupid, high-profile, and guaranteed to screw them over unless they do something soon. PS3's price and castrated controller is just the jewel in their crown of mistakes.

    10. Re:More troubling than it seems by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      It's the same with any optical drive for your computer. I've had 3 of 3 sony DVD+/-RW's fail on me in the past year. NEC's, etc, keep on working. I've had a policy for years to not buy any of Sony's hardware/software with "us-only" proprietary formats, but I assumed their optical drives would at least be of good quality. Bad assumption. I'll never buy another sony product.

    11. Re:More troubling than it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're letting quality slide on the manufacturing side then they're in danger of losing their one remaining ace, the perception that "Sony makes good shit".
      Not really. They are only in danger of missing 25% of words in "Sony makes good shit.

    12. Re:More troubling than it seems by jhembruff · · Score: 1

      "Sony makes good shit"?!? What the hell are you talking about, one of my friends is on his 4th PS2, another on his 3rd

    13. Re:More troubling than it seems by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the rest of their hardware, but I do know the DSC-H1 is an excellent camera. The quality of the photos from this camera are excellent and I haven't even had a nickle's worth of trouble with this camera. It only uses two AA batteries and it includes a AA NiMH charger. Although it uses a memorystick pro, having a Sony brand MS and/or MS reader isn't required. I do have to agree that the battery problem puts Sony into an even worse position. They need to find out immediately what the heck is causing the battery problems.

    14. Re:More troubling than it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had my PS2 for over 5 years now and it still works fine. Sorry to hear your friends weren't as lucky =(

    15. Re:More troubling than it seems by marcansoft · · Score: 1

      You must mean Sony used to make good hardware right? I surely have a few older sony TV sets that work great and have never had an issue.

      The present, however, is quite different. Just look at the PS2. It doesn't even reliably read DVD-RW (usually not at all), and the lens in the Slim models used to die days after buying it (no, it was not because of modchips, but the media. Even some original games killed it, and anything recorded onto recordable media such as music or DVDs killed it half the time too). Newer models have a current limit, but it still has the problem (they just worked around it).

      Lately, both sony software and hardware has been utter crap. Software first, and hardware is slowly following.

    16. Re:More troubling than it seems by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! A while back I upgraded the RAM in my girlfriend's Vaio desktop. The thing was so poorly laid-out that it took me a chopstick and a bent coathanger just to get it in! And that was just RAM! I think the motherboard or psu would have been nigh-impossible, but luckily that hasn't come up yet.

    17. Re:More troubling than it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Whatever else you can say about Sony, their hardware is typically top notch (and almost always crippled by their software)."

      Thanks, best chuckle I've had on an otherwise shitty day. Can't speak towards computers but much of the rest Sony builds is shit. From being a world leader of home entertainment electronics they've gone to the only manufacturer banned by our internal purchasing. Customer support has broken free fall records. Open the box to find a defective item? Tough shit pal, no replacements. Send it to an authorized Sony repair depot. The one near you is staffed by moneys with irons? Tough shit again pal, send it back until they fixed it. BTW, enjoy those Mexican made TVs, while they work.

      Sony's been in the hands of lawyers and accountants since their hardware and media divisions first amalgamated. Fuck them, good bye and good riddance.

  9. Sony's problem. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Sony's problem is obvious - its British Born, US citizen CEO, Howard Stringer

    Stringer was head of Sony US prior to becoming the first US born CEO of a major Japanese firm. In Sony US, content was were the profits were, and Stringer obviously thinks this will be true of Sony Worldwide too. He was behind Sony's DRM initiatives and the company certainly appears to be run with the content being king to the detriment of the electronics division.

    If I was a shareholder, I'd be calling for his resignation.

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    1. Re:Sony's problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was a shareholder, I'd be calling for his resignation

      I'm not a shareholder, I'm a victim of his rootkit. My daughter bought and paid for a music CD which trashed my system. I had to buy XP since I couldn't get video drivers for 98, and had to buy a new sound card because I couldn't buy drivers for the sound chip period.

      I'm calling for a long prison sentence in a US Federal prison. There must be a hundred felonies broken in that rootkit fiasco, and as a victim I want somebody's ASS. The CEO is just the guy to go down.

      Baring a prison sentence, someone just burn his fucking house down, please?

    2. Re:Sony's problem. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      British born or US born? You say both.

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    3. Re:Sony's problem. by pianomahnn · · Score: 1

      If you want somebody's ass, maybe you could accompany him to Federal (pound me in the ass) Prison.

    4. Re:Sony's problem. by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Informative

      He didn't take over as CEO till March 2005 which was after some of these batteries were already manufactured. Also, you seem to contradict yourself by saying "British born" and "First US-born CEO". I'm assuming you mean "foreign born" which if you do, you are wrong. Carlos Ghosn is the CEO of Nissan and has been crucial in turning that company around.

    5. Re:Sony's problem. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "British born US Citizen"

      It means "not a real American, just a technical one".

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    6. Re:Sony's problem. by Bill+Wong · · Score: 1

      Well, ignoring the obvious response of "Linux", couldn't you have just bought a new video card? Nvidia still has a 98 driver, and I'm sure a low end video card is still cheaper then an upgrade copy of WinXP.

    7. Re:Sony's problem. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Whoops - typo. He's a Welsh born US citizen.

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    8. Re:Sony's problem. by Looke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, he's British born in that first sentence, but he continues "to becoming the first US born CEO of a major Japanese firm." That's kind of an impressive feat.

    9. Re:Sony's problem. by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have not noticed any significant heat from the battery, but I have noticed a very hot power supply/charger for my HP.

      Also, I have repaired the power connector inside three laptops of different brands during the past year, and this is from a group of 15 student's machines, a failure of about 1 in 3, and one of them charred the PC board it was soldered to. Luckily, there was no fire. This cylindrical power jack sells for 35 cents to 75 cents. I wonder if the power designers on Laptops just do not pay attention to the quality of the components they specify. I find it hard to believe that there are not thousands of laptops requiring replacement because of broken connectors.

    10. Re:Sony's problem. by Random832 · · Score: 1

      But he's the first foreign-born CEO of this _particular_ japanese company. Which... isn't quite as impressive, I must admit.

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    11. Re:Sony's problem. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Well when he became a CEO of a major Japanese firm he became US born by assimilation.

      It's the racist 19th Century assumption that being "UK born" only applies to the narrow biological sense that accounts for our slightly disappointing economic performance post war I suspect.

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  10. No worries by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    After having read all of the coverage here on Slashdot, I'm confident Sony will make this up with the overwhelming future success of the PS3.

    1. Re:No worries by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative
      After having read all of the coverage here on Slashdot, I'm confident Sony will make this up with the overwhelming future success of the PS3.
      I know your post was a tongue-in-cheek, but it brings up an interesting (in my mind) point about Sony's profitability in re: the PS3:

      Since Sony will be losing cash with each PS3 produced and sold (in the US, not sure about Japan or the UK or Europe)... wouldn't lagging demand and lower production of the PS3 be beneficial to their short-term interests? At what sales volume does the market consider PS3 saturation high enough to make Blu-Ray viable as a revenue generator?
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  11. What happens when you return a Battery? by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

    Legit question, since I've never taken part in a laptop Battery recall of any kind. When you return a recalled laptop battery, how long do you have to wait to get a new battery? Does that mean you now have a non-portable laptop until they provide you with the new battery? Does this mean I would have to go out and by a new / backup battery until I receive the new one? How does that all work? Thanks in advance.

    1. Re:What happens when you return a Battery? by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      I just finished applying for Apple's recall. You give them your serial numbers and shipping address. They mail you a new battery. Once it arrives you swap batteries and ship back the old one in the same package with the shipping label they provide.

      Technically you're never without your battery. But they suggest you leave out your old battery permanantly and use the laptop with the power cord attached. I'll keep using my battery while I wait for the new one. It doesn't get very hot and I haven't had any issues with it.

    2. Re:What happens when you return a Battery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you going to do when your battery explodes and wrecks your laptop? Say, oops my bad, Apple told me and I didn't follow directions...?

    3. Re:What happens when you return a Battery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same deal with Dell. My roommate got his battery replaced. He filled out the form online, and had the replacement battery in 24 hours.

    4. Re:What happens when you return a Battery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah well bombs don't generally get very hot either until they detonate. Sounds like you've got a winning idea keeping that battery in use

    5. Re:What happens when you return a Battery? by trabisnikof · · Score: 1

      Depends on the vendor. I've returned an Apple battery before, and they shipped me the replacement first, then wanted the dead one.

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  12. Re:What hasn't been a blow..... by Winckle · · Score: 1

    Yes but you would imagine that being he biggest kid on the block would make it so they at least got one of them right.

  13. Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a company grows to dominate its market, the company typically starts producing shoddy products. Success breeds sloth. It is human nature.

    Last year, Toyota (yes, Toyota) recalled about 2 million vehicles in the USA. (Contrast that number to the 200,000 vehicles recalled by Honda.) Simultaneously Toyota has grown to become the #2 automobile company in the USA, surpassing Ford.

    We already know about GM and Ford. Since achieving domination of the global market in the 1970s, these companies produced shoddy products for 15 years. By the time that they corrected course, they had already lost substantial market share.

    Now, Sony joins Toyota, Ford, and GM.

    side note
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    Apparently, Panasonic will now replace Sony as "the consumer electronics giant for the masses". I never could understand why a Sony VCR (in the 1990s) cost $100 more than an identically equipped Panasonic VCR. By the 1990s, Sony had already outsourced production to Southeast Asia, but Panasonic continued to advertise -- actually, brag -- that its VCRs were still designed and built in Japan. I even saw an sticker (on the VCR at Fry's Electronics) proclaiming something like "Still Made with Quality in Japan".

    1. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

      Starts producing shoddy products? Sony has been producing mostly crap consumer products all the way back to when I was doing TV production work in the early 90s. It's about time somebody actually noticed....

      Seriously, I've basically been boycotting Sony for about five years now (except two pairs of $12 earbuds), ever since they stopped doing software updates for their Series I TiVo with major gaps in its functionality and massive software bugs (reboots every 30 days, once a year loses most of its channel lineup, requires manual intervention for even the most basic two-show conflict resolution, etc.). That was the last straw, preceded by a string of defective headphones, dead camcorders (one Hi-8, one mini-DV), horrendously overpriced parts for repairing their products (quoted $350 for a piece of plastic containing the power switch and record start button), and a TV that won't turn on unless you preheat it with a hairdryer.

      Matsushita (Panasonic/JVC) isn't much better, though. I had two JVC VCRs of the same model (HR-S6700U) bought at the same time die (won't turn on) three months apart. Far too consistent time to failure to be random. I'm pretty certain there's a design flaw in there somewhere. And their products started going downhill rapidly after that model. The model I bought two years later (HR-S6900U) had so many obvious design flaws that I hardly where to begin. They turned off the ability to disable OSD, replaced the heads which on the previous model never needed cleaning with cheaper, crappy heads that had to be cleaned at LEAST once a week and often several times in a single day to keep from getting white spots all over the picture on playback, changed the mechanism so that instead of being nearly frame accurate, its counter would drift as much as ten frames just by pausing and hitting play a couple times, and generally turned a wonderful, semi-pro VCR into a junky POS toy that was completely unusable for anything other than playing back tapes in your home theater, and really, not even usable for that.

      Life's too short to put up with products that have to be replaced every two or three years. Life is doubly too short to put up with companies that intentionally degrade the quality of their products to force customers to either replace them or move up to a higher price category of equipment.

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    2. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by Evets · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't say that GM and Ford have corrected their problems. I have owned several of their cars produced within the last 15 years and they have been among the worst cars I have ever owned. You can't walk into a dealership without feeling dirty for either service or sales. They actually gave me back my Mustang after having drained the brake fluid and not replacing it. I spent a year and a half disputing a rattling problem in a vehicle that they refused to acknowledge until I discovered that they actually produced an "Anti-rattling" kit. My Jaguar was a beautiful car, but had the most bizarre set of problems I've ever heard of (a door and sunroof that opened only when they were in the right mood, occasionally working headlights, etc.)

      Conversely, having owned two BMWs and a Mercedes I ended up getting amazing deals on the cars, have no complaints about them, and the service departments actually performed extra work at no charge each and every visit as opposed to the good old american companies that won't even honor their posted service prices, don't do work as agreed, and pressure you into paying for more service which they may or may not accomplish, but they will certainly charge you for.

      Ford and GM have business models that are inherently dishonest and produce products not designed to withstand the test of time.

      But back to the subject at hand - it's not like it would have taken six months of testing to realize that the batteries are not safe. It took me less than an hour with my Inspiron to realize that the laptop could not spend a lot of time on my own lap. Complaints about the powerbook batteries started popping up almost immediately when they were first released. The forecasting of a recall I'm sure was made early on.

      It's certainly par for the course that a company who attains significant market share begins to produce less than quality products - but that doesn't mean everybody does.

      What happened in this case, I'm sure, is that production could not be slowed because demand was too high. Stopping production meant a reduction in revenue and stock price. They made a conscious decision to produce bad products knowing that the financial ramifications of a recall would be less than the financial ramifications of a production stoppage. A stoppage would not only have immediate impact as far as revenue and stock price, it also would have heavily motivated competitors to attack their clients with potentially better quality products. Dell and Apple would have claimed, rightfully, breach of contract and significantly reduced marketshare overnight.

    3. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Same is true with Honda. The bean counters seem to screw everything up with quality as they wont to sell junk for the same price as their previous higher quality automobiles. I guess it looks good on someone's resume that they saved X amount of money but long term it hurts profits and corporate image.

      Dell used to make some nice computers but everything done their today is evaluated at a cost analysis level and they hardly even have engineers as they have a fixed cost. No wonder it became junk?

      Oddly Hyundia is the top brand now for consumer cars and Samsung is catching up and surpassing Sony in quality. It seems the big guys never learn when they become successfull but the smaller ones dont have a bean counter mentality and try to perform.

    4. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Same is true with Honda. The bean counters seem to screw everything up with quality as they wont to sell junk for the same price as their previous higher quality automobiles. I guess it looks good on someone's resume that they saved X amount of money but long term it hurts profits and corporate image.

      Huh? Honda's have a great track record. I have an Acura (fancy Honday) and only had one problem; the transmission, which had been recalled and fixed, and has been fine every since.

    5. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by DSW-128 · · Score: 1
      Matsushita doesn't own JVC. JVC is just JVC http://www.jvc.com/company/index.jsp?pageID=1

      I can't begin to count the number of Panasonic products I've bought over the years (mostly because they cost less than Sony, JVC, etc.), and have had very few problems with the stuff...

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    6. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      Complaints about the powerbook batteries started popping up almost immediately when they were first released. I have a jan 2005 12" powerbook which battery is covered by the recall. to be perfectly honest if i place my hand on various spots on the bottom of the notebook, where the harddrive is is scortching, where i assume the cpu/gpu is is hot to touch but the battery is comparitively cool. im not going to turn down a new battery but if the heat my particular battery is putting out is of concern id be far more worried about the rest of the damn pb. come on apple, recall all the pb's and send me a macbook :P

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    7. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't say that GM and Ford have corrected their problems
      Actually, yes they can. In fact, they did. GM and Ford are right around industry standard as far as quality, and study after study confirms it. The fact that you personally had a bad experience means absolutely nothing.

      Ford and GM have business models that are inherently dishonest and produce products not designed to withstand the test of time.

      How many of us can honestly say that we didn't see a 1970's Oldsmobile 88 today? They're all over the road. Old people absolutely love their Buicks, Pontiacs, and Cadillacs. And if quality studies are even remotely correct, we'll see 1990's GM's all over the road in 30 years.

      Furthermore, half your post was completely off topic. Yet you got modded insightful anyway.

    8. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      From http://japan.seekingalpha.com/article/14649, Matsushita owns 52% of JVC. That makes JVC a subsidiary of Matushita, though not a wholly-owned subsidiary. Matsushita owns a controlling interest in JVC. A few years ago, you could draw a similar distinction between the different divisions of Sony, too, though I'm not sure this is the case these days. That doesn't make it a truly independent company in my book.

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    9. Re:Sony joins Toyota, GM, and Ford. by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I have not seen a 1970's Oldsmobile today. Been
      inside the whole time.

      I agree with you, in the main.

      Where we part is on the older US cars. They were simply
      made, but robustly made. I think that the number of
      cars from the 60's and early 70's on the road 30 years
      later was higher than the number of 90's cars will be
      30 years later. I dont expect much difference between
      the US and foreign made cars.

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  14. how come this doesn't cost anyone any money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple says their battery recall won't cost them any money (I'd assume Dell would be the same) since it's not their products but Sonys. How can Sony say that recalling over 5 million batteries won't really affect them financially? I'm sure they had to dish out some ca$h to both Dell and Sony for dealing with the recall and they'll have to replace those millions of batteries (not to mention getting rid of the old ones...

  15. Interesting by Drakin020 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What I find interesting is that Sony said "This would not be affecting any of the Sony laptops"
    Doesnt that strike anyone else as odd? Or perhaps it's just a bluff. Of all people you would think Sony laptops would be hit the hardest however no reports and Sony claims there would not be a recall.
    Perhaps they take better care of there laptops than others? Not trolling just curious is all.

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    1. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Sony is smart enough not to use anything they manufacture. :-D

    2. Re:Interesting by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      There was probably wording in their contract that if there were xyz% failures that they would do a recall.

      They're just going to screw the sony laptop owners.

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    3. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the Sony laptops don't use Sony batteries.

      Afterall, none of the several Toshiba laptops I've dealt with over the years actually used a Toshiba hard drive (they all used IBM/Hitachi drives).

      Maybe it's one of those Japanese company group things--you use my hard drives, I'll use your memory, etc.???

  16. Who pays? by llZENll · · Score: 1

    Does Dell and Apple pay for this or Sony?

    1. Re:Who pays? by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 3, Informative
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    2. Re:Who pays? by goodcow · · Score: 1

      Sony.

    3. Re:Who pays? by jumpingfred · · Score: 1
      Does Dell and Apple pay for this or Sony?

      NPR was talking about the Apple recall and said that Sony was paying for the recall or at least part of it.
    4. Re:Who pays? by mclaincausey · · Score: 1

      So I can take a bit out of Sony by effecting the recall? I wasn't going to bother, but now I will.

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    5. Re:Who pays? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You might as well do it anyway, since your old battery was most likely partially worn-out anyway.

      I, for example, have a 2.5 year old iBook with a battery that's shot -- it lasts less than half an hour now. Lucky for me, it's part of the recall, saving me $100! : )

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  17. Sony ERICSSON by p51d007 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm must glad the connection between sony & ericsson looks to be ok LOL. Last couple of SE cell phones I've had work perfectly. Currently using the W810i which is probably the best phone I've ever used!

    1. Re:Sony ERICSSON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, Sony design, Ericsson engineering

    2. Re:Sony ERICSSON by danpsmith · · Score: 1
      I'm must glad the connection between sony & ericsson looks to be ok LOL. Last couple of SE cell phones I've had work perfectly. Currently using the W810i which is probably the best phone I've ever used!

      Oh yeah, sony ericsson phones are spectacular! I love how when you press the side buttons (what should be volume) the "status" pops up, it's a good thing that they made the status so easy to get to because I have a need to check that my "profile" is "okay" on a normal basis. I also love the great features like having "yes and no" buttons which coincide with the call and hang up buttons so when I think I'm saying yes to a question it calls the person. That's a great feature! And it's good that the outside clock displays a digital version of an analog clock by default, and that the backlight shuts off while the phone is still open, but if you want to turn it to "on" all the time, the outside light also stays on constantly, what a nice way to save battery!

      That's enough of the sarcasm.

      Sony Ericsson phones are the absolute worst things I've ever seen. And I should know, I own one.

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  18. Sony Batteries by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did Sony supply Apple with their crappy batteries, too?

    strongbad says, "hey, my laptop asplode!"

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    1. Re:Sony Batteries by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1
      Did Sony supply Apple with their crappy batteries, too?


      Some Apple batteries, yes.

      http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/08/24/ 1737245

      https://support.apple.com/ibook_powerbook/batterye xchange/ (Not the be confused with the recall from 2005)
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  19. Re:What hasn't been a blow..... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

    They have it right, they are the first successfully 'Americanized' Japanese corporation.

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  20. Sony is planning to simulate the battery failures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sony is planning to simulate the battery failures using a network of PS3s. It is expected that the exploding battery simulator (Called Final Fantasy XXX) will be the free program bundled with the PS3. Coupons for actual games are expected to be released within 6 months of the PS3 launch.

  21. No Vaio Problems? by moo083 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Does anyone know how it happened that Dell and Apple are having problems with Sony's batteries and yet we have yet to hear anything about Vaio batteries being recalled? Is Sony hiding something? Or are they just taking their time? Or are they just that lucky?

    1. Re:No Vaio Problems? by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that too. Apparently most /. readers seem to think that SONY's problems can't get any worse, but they can if what you're suggesting is true. It's certainly possible, at any rate.

      That being said, I don't think SONY is stupid enough to ignore the implications of what is becoming a huge and costly scandal for them. Their own line of laptops should also be affected, and I'm surprised they haven't announced a recall of the batteries yet. I wonder why this is? I'm going out on a limb here, but perhaps they sell the low quality batteries to the other companies and use higher quality batteries for laptops like the Vaio? That sort of reasoning implies they knew about potential defects before this issue came up, but I wouldn't be surprised about that.

      It will be interesting to see if this "comes home to roost" for SONY (or not.)

    2. Re:No Vaio Problems? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      My gf owns a vaio and let me tell you the batteries can scold you if you touch them after 10 minutes of use.

      It upsets me that Sony wont even acknowledge they are defective. If Apple and Dell disagree then Sony could stand for a class action lawsuit agaisnt them. They are the same batteries afterall.

    3. Re:No Vaio Problems? by trongey · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      My gf owns a vaio and let me tell you the batteries can scold you if you touch them after 10 minutes of use...
      So they like yell at you and tell you to leave them alone because they're tired. Or is it more like "you can't have any desert until you eat all your vegetables"?

      Seems like they could have made them cheaper if they left out the voice circuits and pressure sensors.
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  22. Who's next? by keithchau · · Score: 1

    The biggest customers of Sony cell battery is of course the maker of Vaio, Sony Computer and mobile phone maker, Sony Ericsson.

    Who's next? S.....
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    1. Re:Who's next? by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

      A Lithium Ion cell is typically about as big as your first finger, give or take, both in length and diameter. Unless Sony Ericsson is still building brick phones, it's safe to say that they don't use Lithium ion cells. :-)

      More to the point, Sony Ericsson phones use Lithium Polymer cells, which to my knowledge have not been recalled. It's a similar technology, but they are not the same, and a failure/recall in one does not necessarily imply a need to recall the other or vice-versa.

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  23. Sony, some baloney by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Informative

    Really, I'm sorry that your profits - that you earned so hard by putting out piles of junk - now get eaten into by recalling said junk.

    It all started to go downhill after Akio Morita died. The way I saw it his influence kept Sony's focus on high quality, innovative products. After his passing Sony became more interested in profitability over quality. The stories of Sony products not being up to snuff are no legion. Too bad. They had one of the best names, because of the reputation and now they're wrecking it over profits and rushing things to market before adequate testing.

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    1. Re:Sony, some baloney by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Seems to be the whole IT market in general. Maybe its a new industry trend? Not to sound flamebaitish but the only company I know that has truly changed in quality is Microsoft. Not as flexible as Unix (until the powershell comes out) but I was having a conversation with my gf about windows 3.1 and how horrible it was. It appears compaq/HP are improving again in quality after Fiona left and I hope its true. There is not one brand I trust anymore. Not even Apple.

    2. Re:Sony, some baloney by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember a field service tech from DEC, in to work on our PDP system back in the mid 80's, telling of this service call to a foundry. Something stopped working and they found a the system schematic in the back of a filing cabinet which indicated there was something this company had in there, somewhere which ran everything. It was a PDP-4, running off an 8 inch floppy disk. Years past its installation in a corner of the foundry floor the foundry hand remodelled and put all sorts of structure, vents, wiring, etc around this little box without a thought to anyone ever needing to get to it. The tech found a way in, replaced some part and the thing went right back to work running things in the foundry. A veritable antique by even mid-80's standards, running in an environment with a lot of heat, dust, dirt, etc. Somethings used to just keep going.

      I'm not certain of any PC's these days, the quality of motherboards or components. Often they just crap out without so much as bump.

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    3. Re:Sony, some baloney by theArtificial · · Score: 0

      I've seen someone reference the same story previously on slashdot. It's a neat story; but I had to reread it several times.

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  24. Yeah... by everphilski · · Score: 1

    I mean, WTF, once a month lows happen once a month!

    1. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sony's been having one-month lows every single month?!?! Sell!!!

    2. Re:Yeah... by Anonymovs+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      I mean, WTF, once a month lows happen once a month!

      Just in case you were serious: A "one month low" isn't a "once a month low". It is "the lowest it has been in the past month". That needn't happen once a month -- if the stock is rising it will happen rarely, if the stock is falling it will happen often.

  25. Lithium Ion TECHNOLOGY is problematic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Don't let Sony story fool you, the problem is with Lithium Ion architecture which has always been risky.

    There is no way out too, people got used to charging their batteries whenever comes to their minds (no memory effect) , low weight opposed to NiCad batteries. Also lets face the fact that there are complete irresponsible or non educated people against nature who would throw out their chargeable batteries without giving them to service for safe disposal. There is a huge difference between throwing out a Cadmium thing or a Lithium thing to nature. Both should not be done but there is real life issue.

    Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium_ion#Safety_co ncerns

    Imitation/low quality batteries has become problem when Lithium Batteries became popular and affordable remember? Wonder why? A low quality, imitation NiCad battery would only have "number of charges" or "more than normal memory effect" problem only. A low quality Li-Ion battery would additionally EXPLODE on consumers face since it is missing very important electronic,chip which shuts down battery if it is overheated.

    Read Nokia etc. warnings on imitated batteries.

    1. Re:Lithium Ion TECHNOLOGY is problematic by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Do you have any figures to back that up? How many more "low quality" Li-Ion batteries have exploded or caught fire than brand name Li-Ion batteries (on a percentage basis)? There have been exploding cell phones where the phone manufacturer has claimed that it was caused by after-market batteries. What was the actual percentage of cell phone fires caused by after market batteries vs brand name batteries? The laptop manufacturers have not been able to blame their flaming laptops on after market batteries.

  26. Karma, meet Sony. Sony, Karma. by mclaincausey · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks for t3h 1337 r00tk1+, n00bZ

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  27. No problems really! by FrostyCoolSlug · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, i personally havn't had any problems with the sony battery in my laptdjsaDASDJAShd NO CARRIER

    1. Re:No problems really! by krell · · Score: 1

      "Well, i personally havn't had any problems with the sony battery in my laptdjsaDASDJAShd NO CARRIER"

      I'm not so sure it's the batteries #$_@NO CARRIER $#@@#@# bud. It might be ]].]]]NO CARRIER that particu//NO CARRIER/]] r defective Sony modem that shorts out every [[32[[@@NO CARRIER )($##$# three seconds or so.

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    2. Re:No problems really! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      NO CARRIER

  28. Why not just use regular batteries? by krell · · Score: 1

    Everything would go a lot better if these companies just used regular batteries (AAA, AA, C, D, etc) instead of these strange proprietary non-standard hard-to-replace batteries.

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    1. Re:Why not just use regular batteries? by Crilen007 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was obvious enough.

      They want to cut costs.

    2. Re:Why not just use regular batteries? by fredistheking · · Score: 1

      Dude do you know how many Alkaline batteries it would take to supply the power found in a Lithium Ion battery? Not only that but do you have the $10-$20 bucks a day to keep buying these batteries?

      Oh you mean rechargable batteries in standard AA, AAA, C, D packages huh? Lets assume you are using NiMH AA batteries and they get 2200 mAh. Apple claims the Lithium Polymer battery in the macbook gets about 60Wh. Now lets do a little math:

      2.2Ah * 1.5V = 3.3 Wh

      So basically you would need about 20 AA batteries to supply the same amount of power as the lithium polymer found in the macbook.

      Its worth nothing that the Litium Ion batteries that are getting recalled are filled with a liquid electrolyte and the Lithuum Polymer batteries found in the newer macs are filled with a a solid. This is important since the problem with the sony batteries had to do with flakes of metal floating free in the liquid and eventually shorting out the two terminals inside the batteries. THe newer batteries are safe from this particular problem.

    3. Re:Why not just use regular batteries? by krell · · Score: 1

      How would it cut costs? I can see the "cut profits" argument (no more making $$$ selling proprietary batteries), but do tell what the costs are that would be involved.

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    4. Re:Why not just use regular batteries? by Arrgh · · Score: 1

      Good post, although as you probably know, NiMH (and NiCd) cells both produce a nominal 1.2V, not 1.5V, so you'd need 23 cells. Nominal LiIon voltage is 3.6V, so can use a 1/3 fewer cells to achieve the same voltage (mobile phones today typically use a single LiIon cell, whereas three NiMH or NiCd cells in series would be required).

      On the downside, it was only quite recently that (ironically) Sony discovered how they could be used safely at all in consumer applications. :)

    5. Re:Why not just use regular batteries? by cr0sh · · Score: 1

      This solution wouldn't work as well as you think. However, I think if laptop manufacturers would just try to come up with a standard battery pack, it would go a long way toward the issue of "getting the right pack at the right price". Unfortunately, they tend to all make different packs for a variety of reasons. One is "vendor lock-in". Another is simply the design of the laptop (which leads to the question of why laptops can't be designed to a standard format, like most desktops currently are). At one time, one battery manufacturer (Duracell, IIRC) tried to come up with a "standard" laptop battery - it ended up being used in only one or two laptops at the time (mid-1990's or so)...

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  29. Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Battery Recalls A Blow to Sony's Recovery
    And he wouldn't shut up about it, either. Dang talkative drunks.
  30. Delayed Response by Davemania · · Score: 1

    Its been suggested that Dell and Sony had know about the battery problem for up to 10 months. Imagine if this had happened on a plane. This could've hurt them beyond their financial outcome.

    1. Re:Delayed Response by Maul · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of these motherf@$&ing Sony laptop batteries on a motherf@$&ing plane!

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  31. I wouldn't be surprised... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    If Sony did a recall for exploding PS3's before they shipped them out.

  32. Lenovo says so... by wbean · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lenovo claims that their batteries are safe. They are, however, made by Sony.

    1. Re:Lenovo says so... by piquadratCH · · Score: 1
      They are, however, made by Sony.

      To be correct, some of them are made by Sony. Lenovo also ships batteries from Sanyo and Panasonic. You can find out from where your battery comes with Lenovo's Parts Lookup tool. If you're running Linux and have the tp_smapi module loaded, following command should also do it:

      cat /sys/devices/platform/smapi/BAT0/manufacturer
    2. Re:Lenovo says so... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I'll take my rattly Sanyo battery, though...

      (For those that don't know... Sanyo cannot make a battery for a ThinkPad that doesn't rattle horribly. However, Sanyo's batteries don't EXPLODE, at least. :P)

  33. No recall needed. Let marketing handle it. by krell · · Score: 1

    "If Sony did a recall for exploding PS3's before they shipped them out"

    No need for a recall. Let the marketing department handle this with a press release about the added realism in shoot-and-explode military games due to Sony's new sensory-feedback controller. That's a lot cheaper.

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    1. Re:No recall needed. Let marketing handle it. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean something like this?

  34. Acceptable risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between 4 million Dell batteries and 1.8 million Apple batteries recalled, there have been what, 10 laptop fires total? The odds that the battery will burst into flames in the next week is lower than the odds that lightning will strike his iBook and fry it in the same time period...

    1. Re:Acceptable risk by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      Between 4 million Dell batteries and 1.8 million Apple batteries recalled, there have been what, 10 laptop fires total? The odds that the battery will burst into flames in the next week is lower than the odds that lightning will strike his iBook and fry it in the same time period...
      there should be ZERO fires. One person killed as a result of a battery failure will cost everyone involved (sony, dell, apple, the re-seller, all down the line) tons of money.
    2. Re:Acceptable risk by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      He wasn't disputing that. Geez, all he was saying is it's most likely safe to keep using your current battery while waiting for the replacement.

    3. Re:Acceptable risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The odds of you being killed by terrorists is even lower than that. This hasn't kept mr Bush from starting a war on terror (and thereby increasing this chance quite a bit).

  35. Look at the bright side by BCW2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Sony keeps stepping on their dicks with golf shoes, pretty soon they won't be able to screw their customers anymore.

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  36. Battery memory by geeber · · Score: 1

    I recall a blow I once delt to Sony's recovery as well.

  37. Li-ion tech by Guerrillero · · Score: 1

    What's with all these battery recalls all of a sudden? It's 2006 and we STILL have trouble with lithium-ion technology?

  38. "One-month low"?????? by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Who the hell looks at a large corporate stock in a one month timeframe?? You, sirs, are not stock analysts.

    1. Re:"One-month low"?????? by hummdinger02 · · Score: 1

      Come on we are in a forum where speed is measured in ms. A month is something around E ms. E? Dogone calculator. :-)

      The modern investor is a pretty short sighted one. The pump and dump is the wave of the future and the brokers love it. How else can they make constant profits (most work on payment for trading not holding)?

      I agree looking at a 30 stock price / 30 market cap does not say much.

    2. Re:"One-month low"?????? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      It's not about stock analysis. It's about Sony's plethora of recent screw-ups finally catching up to them on the Street. It's about recognizing that there is now the perception in the financial world that things aren't quite right in the house of Sony.

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  39. you are a little behind. by krell · · Score: 1

    "Dude do you know how many Alkaline batteries it would take to supply the power found in a Lithium Ion battery? Not only that but do you have the $10-$20 bucks a day to keep buying these batteries?"

    They've had rechargable Lithium Ion AA batteries for a few years now.

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  40. 1.8 Million Mac G4/iBook batteries, too! by Markvs · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sony also made the recalled Mac batteries...

    http://www.macfixit.com/article.php?story=20060824 111724500
    http://www.macfixit.com/article.php?story=20060825 081604956

    Affected ranges of serial number prefixes are as follows:

    12-inch iBook G4, battery model: A1061

    ZZ338 through ZZ427
    3K429 through 3K611
    6C510 through 6C626
    12-inch PowerBook G4, battery model: A1079

    ZZ411 through ZZ427
    3K428 through 3K611
    15-inch PowerBook G4, battery models: A1078 and A1148

    3K425 through 3K601
    6N530 through 6N551
    6N601

    To see if your PowerBook or iBook is affected, visit
    https://support.apple.com/ibook_powerbook/batterye xchange/.

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  41. Batteries completely to blame? by rlbutler · · Score: 1

    Are the batteries completely to blame? What about the cooling design? Apple released a firmware update sometime back that increased fan usage that helped overheating problems on some of their systems. Couldn't this all actually go down as a system integration problem - to at least share the responsibility of Dell and Apple with Sony?

    If there is anything to this approach on the problem, I find it very interesting how company product politics and consumer ignorance may be playing into this. Have Dell and Apple entered any Sony-dominated markets lately?

    Also, does anyone know if a cooler CPU uses less electricity to compensate for the extra fan usage draw? I imagine not, since it's still probably producing the same inefficiency (electricity->heat), but that it's just being pulled away faster...

    1. Re:Batteries completely to blame? by hummdinger02 · · Score: 1

      Has anyone thought that the "exploding" batteries are a terrorist trick? They are not batteries they are IEDs! Ok so maybe the notion about cooling is far more viable!

    2. Re:Batteries completely to blame? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not about heat.

      After a large number of recharges the cells may develop crystal growth. If crystals from boths side touch then you get a short and an electrical fire.

  42. Should be sorry by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Right now, Sony is the only thorn in the side of Microsoft's plans to take a monopoly hold of the games console market. I'm not a fan of sony or its DRM plans, but the last thing anyone who cares about the IT industry needs right now is for Sony to go down.

    That said... a megacorp has a "one month low"? What kind of news is that? Sounds like someone trying to make a story where there isn't one.

    1. Re:Should be sorry by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      That said... a megacorp has a "one month low"? What kind of news is that? Sounds like someone trying to make a story where there isn't one.

      I'm glad someone else caught that. What's next: "Breaking news-- thanks to a comment on Slashdot, MegaCorp's stock is the lowest it's been ALL AFTERNOON!"

    2. Re:Should be sorry by delinear · · Score: 1

      I think it's more like MS is the thorn in Sony's side at the moment, Sony have such a dominant position of the console market. And based on recent behaviour, if I had to choose one to be the winner, I don't think I'd be coming down on the side of Sony.

    3. Re:Should be sorry by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Sony's DRM behaviour (which I assume you're referring to?) isn't something to wish them well over. But, on the other hand, if MS takes monopoly hold of the console/console games market, then they basically have control of the whole IT industry. Games consoles may seem like a separate issue, but when DirectX is so similar on XBoxes and windows, that is a recipe for serious abuse of power. Especially considering that many people think Linux and OS X are OK app-wise, and would do better if they just had a bigger share of the games market.

  43. Get a clue guys! by Ten24 · · Score: 1

    This whole problem was revealed in the movie Terminator 3 - Rise Of The Machines. Twice Arnold's Sony Battery Packs were used as explosives.

  44. An obvious bid to take over the world by planckscale · · Score: 1
    Come on we all know that just like pokemon or chimpokomon in that south park episode, all batteries will explode at a predetermined time; laying waste to all of the barbarian's oversided..err, laps. The Japanese government is furious it's plan may be exposed, and is giving Sony a backhanded slap to the incompetent fool's face.

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  45. Remember the burned lap from last year? by lcsjk · · Score: 1

    Remember last year how we all laughed and teased the guy whose private parts were burned because he did not have any padding between his lap and his laptop? Did we by chance laugh when we should have been listening and asking questions? Sometimes frivolous complaints are not so frivolous.

  46. Sony's Done by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    Sony stock holders should sell now before that abortion of a console, the PS3, launches and fails.

  47. _Relative_ failure by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    He did say relative failure.

    And how exactly did they take 40% of the market share? The DS has outsold the PSP, and don't forget that the Game Boy Advance is still an active market, too.

    I think it's a bit less than the 40% figure you pulled out of thin air.

    Don't forget Nintendo sold the DS and is now selling the DS Lite...do you think Sony could effectively pull off a PSP Lite?

    Finally, go take a look at your neighborhood video game trade-in store. Compare their stock of used portables. I think there's a pattern, but it could just be me.

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    1. Re:_Relative_ failure by ZakuSage · · Score: 1

      1) I got the figures from units sold, 14.5 million to 22.2 million, making roughly 40%.

      2) Please, saying GBA is directly competing in the market with DS and GBA would be like saying PS1 competed directly against PS2, GameCube, XBox. The idea just doesn't stand.

      3) If I were to go to EB and ask how many DSs and PSPs they had, they'd have more DSs because of people trading in the originals for lites.

    2. Re:_Relative_ failure by ZakuSage · · Score: 1

      Additionally, something is only a failure for gamers if it doesn't have games it likes, and PSP has plenty I like. It's also only a failure for the company (the point in question), and PSP has been pulling a profit per unit sold after the 3 million point was reached (when R+D costs were nulled), not to mention royalties from the software sales.

    3. Re:_Relative_ failure by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      1) Where did you get 14.5 million units sold? Sony doesn't tell you units sold, they tell you units shipped, which is supposed to be ~20 million. I think Nintendo tells units sold. Also, are you counting DS and DS Lite, or just DS Lite, or just DS, for Nintendo?

      2) The GBA is still being manufactured and sold. It's a handheld. I don't see how you can leave it out of a comparison of the market for handheld gaming consoles. Yes it's the previous generation, yes the DS can play GBA games...but it has market share because there is a market, otherwise they wouldn't stock and sell brand new GBAs at GameStop. I don't think I've seen a brand new PS1 in a long time.

      3) Even with the trade-ins for the DS Lite, I've heard that there's more used PSPs than used DSs. But this probably depends on your locality. I also wonder how many PSPs got traded in for DS Lites...

      3a) Picking nits, isn't EB now owned by GameStop?

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    4. Re:_Relative_ failure by ZakuSage · · Score: 1

      14.5 mil was an amount added up from figures on various sites, including vg charts, and this included a recently released new amount sold for PSPs in Europe. Also, the DS numbers include both lite and chunky.

  48. Re:Oh I'm sorry, Sony - (Not significant??) by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Let's say you are working with deadly chemicals and the laptop you are using for data storage suddenly explodes, kills your best friend and gives you severe burns, blindness and scars for the rest of your life and the chemical plant is destroyed by the resulting fire. Will you then be willing to say that that Sony had no reason to be alarmed just because no one was hurt badly by the first few incidents?

    Safety is not a matter of "It is not important because it happened to someone far away." The potential loss from lawsuits is far greater than the cost of a battery recall, especially since there is a picture or video of a laptop burning.

  49. Re:Your Jaguar by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

    >My Jaguar was a beautiful car, but had the most bizarre set of problems I've ever heard of (a door and sunroof that opened only when they were in the right mood, occasionally working headlights, etc.)

    I don't know much about the newer models, but this sort of thing is considered normal behavior for British cars of the 50s,60s, and 70s. The proper mental attitude to take is to look on it a charming quirkiness when your headlamps go out at night in a driving rainstorm. Of course, you are already used to the fact that the wipers work beautifully until it starts raining, when they quit. This attitude keeps you from shooting holes in the engine block and setting the thing on fire.

    It used to be an article of faith among my fellow Triumph, MG, Austin-Healy and Jaguar drivrers that Lucas electrical systems were designed by Satan. Anything electrical worked on a purely random schedule, perhaps, as you suspect, influenced by the moon. On the bright side, major FUBAR situations could often be remedied by a nice wash and wax or rotating the tires.

    I always thought that the British engineers' idea was that their cars were supposed to be fun, but unpredictable. I you wanted dependable transportation, you were supposed to take the train.

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  50. Warning label on products -- by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1
    Hear hear! A while back I upgraded the RAM in my girlfriend's Vaio desktop. The thing was so poorly laid-out that it took me a chopstick and a bent coathanger just to get it in! And that was just RAM! I think the motherboard or psu would have been nigh-impossible, but luckily that hasn't come up yet.
    When they said "No User Serviceable Parts Inside," they really REALLY REALLY mean it.
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  51. Zonked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zonked.

  52. So which Sony executives will... by NoseBag · · Score: 1

    ...be doin' the ol' seppuka belly-slash in the near future?

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  53. Karma catches up with Sony by scruffy · · Score: 1

    After putting a few million rootkits on their CDs, it's difficult to cry too much for Sony.

  54. thank you for coming (in Apu voice) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see you in hell

    (m10 watches sony be blown away...)

  55. One word to describe fucktards such as yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    You could have gotten a much better digital camera from any other manufacturer. I hope you enjoy the next Sony driver update, as it could hold a Rootkit Fucktard As a matter of fact, I hope it causes yopu fucking computer to blow up while you're around it so it will take another fucktarded sheeple out of the gene pool.

  56. Dell's Lack of Speedy Response... by jpeph543 · · Score: 1

    Honestly I'm shocked that Sony hasn't taken a larger hit. I think the bloggers that really covered this story chose to focus on Dell for whatever reason, and so they took the bulk of the PR pain. Now that Apple is having issues too we're seeing Sony as being easier to blame. I almost feel bad for Dell (almost). I think they've taken more than their share of the blame. Check out this analysis of this issue: "By delaying any announcement, Dell harmed its position on multiple fronts. It allowed the Consumer Product Safety Commission to define the story and cloak itself in the garb of public protector. Nor was the agency shy about describing the recall as the "largest computer-related recall in history." The magnitude of the disaster became an integral part of the story reported in the first few paragraphs of both the Austin American-Statesman and Wall Street Journal Online on August 15th. Dell thus fell victim to the "Law of ST." Words like "largest" or "first" or "worst" become the story itself." from this article