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New "Get a Mac" TV ads

Klaidas writes "Apple has introduced 3 new "Get a Mac" TV ads: "Accident", "Angle/Devil" and "Trust Mac" " Normally, posting ads would be make me cry, but these are genuinely funny and well done.

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  1. angles by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does the 'Angle/Devil' one show how a Mac can help kids with their geometry homework?

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    1. Re:angles by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
      Does the 'Angle/Devil' one show how a Mac can help kids with their geometry homework?
      Not only that, but evil geometry as well!
    2. Re:angles by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Not only that, but evil geometry as well!
      666 degree angles?
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    3. Re:angles by thesandtiger · · Score: 5, Funny

      666 degree angles?

      Don't be obtuse.

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    4. Re:angles by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      No, it's about the struggle of conscience a Windows fanatic feels when confronted with something admirable about the Mac: do I act destructively, or admit, well, that's pretty okay?

      As always, when such conflicts are unresolved, the conflicted John Hodgman is left repressed and unhappy.

      In other words, it's a joke.

    5. Re:angles by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      In other words, it's a joke.

      Yes. Yes it is. And apparently it's one that you didn't quite get.

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    6. Re:angles by typobox43 · · Score: 1

      Technically, a 666 degree angle would be a reflex angle, not an obtuse angle... But that just kills the pun, doesn't it.

    7. Re:angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But that just kills the pun, doesn't it.

      Not really. But you certainly did.

    8. Re:angles by sYn+pHrEAk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look you got modded funny. They think you're acute.

    9. Re:angles by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      I don't know... I can't view the videos... anyone know where I can find the wmv steam?

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    10. Re:angles by lullabud · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's right.

    11. Re:angles by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      I tried all 4 offered resolutions, but they all showed the opening frame and stopped on this linux box. Shame on Apple for using a format that doesn't work with all extant decoders.

      If they wanted to preach to the mac only choir like that, why didn't the face the choir so we can see the asses they can be?

      When do these people understrand that if they want everyone to see their ads, then they had damned well better make sure the ad runs ok on the targets machine regardless of its pedigree?

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    12. Re:angles by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 1

      OK, Hemos, you've had about 40 people rip you a new one over your lack of copyediting. When, exactly, are you gonna fix this?

    13. Re:angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a Mac to watch them..

    14. Re:angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a Mac to watch them..

      Or a TV.

    15. Re:angles by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Um... their target audience for these ads is people running Windows on their PCs, not Linux. If they were targeting Linux users, they'd talk about how OS X has better media-content support, and present the adverts in... I don't know... vanilla MPEG format, so we could all see them.

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    16. Re:angles by MogNuts · · Score: 1

      lol i just went to view them in xp, and even Apple's own Quicktime viewer when it popped up couldn't view them. Played sound but no video. Go figure.

    17. Re:angles by KFury · · Score: 1

      Look you got modded funny. They think you're acute.

      Not necessarily; It was probably reflex.

    18. Re:angles by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      I don't know... vanilla MPEG format, so we could all see them.

      Ya know, I think I said that, but not quite so concisely. I always have to dress up the language a bit. :-)

      But, doesn't this bring up the next question? If its an advertisement, designed to sell macs, why didn't they make sure it would display on everything else in common use today? Targetting a winderz user and his box is still targetting the majority platform, but the guys who actually use this stuff for gainfull employment production output, could well be useing a linux box running xara-lx.

      Let me put it in perspective, I go back, clear back, to the first amiga lightwave, a package that showed the rest of the world what could be done by talented programmers and graphics artists. I'm not the artist that used it then, but I've seen enough of it as the CE at a tv station to understand that the rest of these wannabee's all took their first clues from lightwave. xara-lx is now, from the look I gave it the other day, at the stage of being comparable to the final lightwave released for the amiga. There is or was, a port to windows when the amiga market went south, but funny thing, i haven't heard of anyone actually useing it in years. It (xara-lx) WILL get even better, and all these other imitators had jolly well be hireing talented programmers if they don't want this FOSS program to eat their lunches. If that happens, which I think it will, then apple will have wasted yet another 20 million worth of tv time targetting the wrong audience, again. They seem to be hell bent on those sorts of mistakes historically.

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    19. Re:angles by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      That's hardly complimentary!

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    20. Re:angles by Bull+SR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a sure sine that you are reading Slashdot when the offtopic tangent is geometry puns.

    21. Re:angles by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      If its an advertisement, designed to sell macs, why didn't they make sure it would display on everything else in common use today? Targetting a winderz user and his box is still targetting the majority platform...
      They display on Macs, Windows, and (most importantly) tee-vees. That pretty well sums up "everything else in common use today".

      ...but the guys who actually use this stuff for gainfull employment production output, could well be useing a linux box running xara-lx.
      Who cares? People using that program are a tiny market, and they're not who these adverts are aimed at. Go find a Mac or a Windows box or a television and actually watch the freakin' ads, and you'll see that they are not in the least bit intended to convince any of the dozens of people in the population you're talking about to buy a Mac. They're aimed at a population which stands to actually make Apple some money: the millions of people who buy computers for their homes.
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    22. Re:angles by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      You need a Mac to watch them..

      Or a TV.


      "Hello, I'm a Mac."

      "And I'm a TV."
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    23. Re:angles by ChristopherLord · · Score: 1

      Or... maybe your decrepit media player should support more modern international standards, such as the one these videos are encoded in.

    24. Re:angles by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Naw, but they could have.

      Mac OS X comes with Grapher.

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    25. Re:angles by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Or, better yet, the use of submarine patents to extract licensing fees from the users, should be a federal offense, with at least the loss of the patent holders rights and placing it into the public domain the minute the standard is set and the patent is then exposed in order to extract licenseing fees therefrom. Standards should be adhered to, and I don't have a problem with that, but when the fact that the proponent of a method doesn't disclose to the working group setting this standard, the fact that this method is patented by a member company of the group until after the standard is published should trigger these punitive actions. Adhereing to a standard should never be grounds for collecting outragious licensing fees from all concerned as was the case with Faunhoffer and the mp3 debacle. Such deviousness during the standard setting process should also, IMNSHO, be a jail time in the federal lockup offense for all involved in the coverup.

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    26. Re:angles by toddmori · · Score: 1

      I need a written proof!

    27. Re:angles by qurk · · Score: 1

      Try mplayerplugin with firefox. The ads ran just fine, here :)

      But (voluntarily) I couldn't finish all 3. What is up with this Mac vs PC thing? Isn't a Mac just a glorified "PC" with a "better" commercial OS but running less software? Not to diss Mac, but isn't this like the pot calling the kettle black? And what is up with calling Windows computers "PC"s. Uh, so...your Mac isn't a personal computer, it is some weird shared hallucination you get after spending a lot more money on "PC" hardware and getting a "better" commercial OS? Wouldn't Apple be better off sneering at "Windows" instead of "PC"s? I understand, I understand, theres tons more Windows users to convert than anything else but Apple would have to pry my gentoo linux installation and apps out of my cold, not-"PC"-using hands :)

      I'll get modded down cause I'm not saying nice things about either Mac or PC, but exactly what strange universe is this that we are living in? :)

    28. Re:angles by qurk · · Score: 1

      Heya Troll, just thought I'd let you know that the videos run just fine on a properly configured linux box :)

    29. Re:angles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a strange universe where everybody agreed 20 years ago that "PCs" are the category formerly known as "IBM Compatables" and their lineage. Macs, Amigas, Tandys, etc. go by their own names. It doesn't matter what PC stands or stood for. It's synonomous with Microsoft. An Intel Mac is still a Mac.

      You're probably the kind that, 10 years ago, would have bought software labeled "PC" or floppy disks labeled "PC Formatted" (Yes, they existed) and then thrown an asthmatic fit when you found out they were actually intended for a machine running Microsoft software. Oh heavens, what news this is!

      I can't wait until the next time somebody uses the word "Hacker" when they meant "Cracker," and you give us another semantics lesson. Bated breath: check!

    30. Re:angles by qurk · · Score: 1

      Ah, actually 10 years ago I wasn't a big Macintosh fan either. The fact is, this is 2006 and Apple and Microsoft are flip sides of the same rancid coin :P PC vs Mac is sortof like "my stinky left hairy ball" vs "my stinky right hairy ball", lol. Sorry. I guess Microsoft stealing from BSD and Apple stealing from BSD = "stinky dripping barnicles hanging from my stinky hairy balls". UG STOP IT I AM KILLING ME.

      And if you review my posting history (don't recommend it) you'd see that I'm the jerk who usually goes off on dorks for giving us sematics lessons or on people who think a little spelling mistake is worth commenting on and calling people stupid etc., lol. Sure, it annoys me when people use "Hacker" instead of "Cracker", but not enough to call them out on it. Besides, how did you derive that from what I had posted. Just because I find sarcastic commercials targeted to annoying and tedious people using one annoying and tedious operating system trying to turn them into annoying and tedious people using another super-duper annoying and tedious commercial operating system....well I find those commercials annoying and tedious. Um, it's just my opinion man, you don't have to extrapolate that I'm a grammar nazi retard from that :)

  2. And... by djupedal · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...where the hell is Mel Brooks when you need him?

    "Sorry about the 'up yours, PC!'"

    ...and, yes, the new ones are funny - keep 'em coming! :)

  3. Re:Summary incorrect. by hlimethe3rd · · Score: 1

    (oh - and anyone else having the quicktime plugin for ff crash ff when trying to play these?)

    Your first mistake there was installing the quicktime plugin, it's almost as bad as the Acrobat Reader plugin.

  4. I don't care for these commercials by gkhan1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think Slate got it right when it comes to these ads. They're kinda funny, but really mean-spirited. They're "Haha...you suck!!"-ads that don't appeal to me. That, and the fact that they kinda make me happy that I'm running windows (not right now, right now it's Fedora all the way, I double-boot) instead of apple. It makes the PC look productive and serious, instead of the slacker Mac OS X.

    They also contain alot of stuff that's plain wrong. For instance, Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it. Set the date and time, account password and keyboard configuration, and bobs your uncle! Same thing with my digital camera, that works fine with windows, contrary to what one of the ads say.

    Don't get me wrong, I think Mac OS X is a stellar OS, far superior to windows, I just don't like these ads.

    1. Re:I don't care for these commercials by autojive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It makes the PC look productive and serious, instead of the slacker Mac OS X.

      Yeah, and I'm sure that Apple's trying to market these commercials towards those that need office applications at home as opposed to the Mom-and-Pop types who just want a computer to surf the internet, and check/send e-mail from/to their kids.

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    2. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It makes the PC look productive and serious, instead of the slacker Mac OS X.

      Let me explain this to you : Apple stuff is made by and for creative people. And creative people don't wear neckties, glasses and other boring stuff that makes you look like the average clerk or this PC-guy.

      Of course it's different when they go see their lawyers to sue you for violating their priceless intellectual property (that's why they're creative after all).

    3. Re:I don't care for these commercials by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Windows may run fine out of the box - assuming you're satisfied with the rather basic set of software Windows includes (although I guess to be fair that could lead into an interesting discussion on the legal actions MS gets into when it bundles things, anyway I digress...).

      Point is, your average Windows-based system does not install simply. There's usually all sorts of bundled stuff on the desktop - when my friend got a Sony for his girlfriend, he swore never to buy a PC from them again, there was so much add-on shit. And once you get into peripherals, there's a usually a whole pile of software to install.

      The whole "Windows runs fine out of the box" should come with a whole pile of caveats with respect to your technical skills, that you have either set up your own system or bought from a supplier that you knew does a good job, or even that you simply got lucky in configuring a good system.

    4. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Yosho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For instance, Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it.

      You're not being literal enough. They're talking about hardware, not software. With your typical Dell PC, after you get it out of the box, you've got to set up the tower and the monitor, then connect them, then also plug in your mouse, keyboard, and speakers. The monitor, tower, and speakers will also all require their own power. On the other hand, all of the hardware in an iMac is contained in a single unit. You plug the power into the unit, then plug in your keyboard and mouse. The keyboard and mouse will also plug into any USB port -- if you have a PC with a PS/2 keyboard and mouse, you have to be careful not to plug them in wrong, and then you also have to figure out which one of those little jacks your speakers should plug in to.

      Yes, I'm sure that's not a big deal to you, but you have to realize that all of that is pretty daunting to anybody who's never owned a computer before (or never set up their own, at least).

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    5. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple's advertisements serve a number of roles: reassuring their customers of the superiority of their platform choice (thus encouraging continued purchases), obtaining as much recognition for their brand as possible, and appealing to the vanity of potential new customers. I think they're fairly pretentious, but their success will be measured by how much brand-awareness and revenue they generate. They will turn some people off and appeal to others, but there's little doubt that they will succeed in increasing brand awareness. It's not unlike the Switch campaign.

    6. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I think they're just right for the target audience; that is, if you find them callous and mean-spirited, maybe you take life too seriously to enjoy using a Mac at all. (Not you, of course. I mean "you" in the general.) On the other hand, if you're light-hearted enough to laugh along with the absurdity of the caricatures--one of smugness, the other abject squareness--you just might be the kind of person to appreciate a Mac.

      Just one man's opinion.

    7. Re:I don't care for these commercials by MBCook · · Score: 1

      I disagree, I really like them. They are fun little ads that draw attention to the brand. They are not "You must buy a Mac", they get you interested to check Macs out. I also disagree about the Mac. I don't think he looks like a slacker, I think he looks "cool"; mainly I think he simply looks better than the PC who looks uptite (and since PCs are business machines that have been put in homes...).

      I also have to disgree with the "Windows runs fine out of the box" assertion. Installing Windows is for most users a nightmare, which is why it's a good thing it's pre-installed. Still you turn on that computer and it asks you some questions (like the Mac does) and then you're ready to use it. Or not. You plug in a USB drive and Windows has to install a driver (which it already has at this point). You plug in that new printer that came with your computer? Chances are the driver is NOT installed and you have to go through that (including the scary "Windows needs a driver!" dialog box). Macs are all-in-one these days (except the pro towers) where as most PCs aren't. That means plenty of confusing cables to plug in (you don't think they are confusing? Neither do I but 80+% of people seem to).

      Your digital camera works fine with Windows? Mine asked for a driver. Didn't need to do that with my Mac. I tried to plug my Digital Rebel into my parent's laptop the other day. It was recognized immediatly (good), but when the piece of software I wanted to use tried to load picutres, nothing happened (like there was nothing on it, using Picasa). With the dialog that poppped up ("Windows has detected pictures...") clicking on the choice to copy pictures to the computer.. did nothing. The dialog box just stayed there. It wasn't frozen, it just didn't work. After an hour of fiddling and trying different drivers I just plugged the dumb thing in my Mac.

      Windows isn't hard and it is WAY better than it was in 3.1 or 95, but it's not as easy as a Mac.

      Then there are the other concerns. There are no viruses right now, there is no spyware. There is a local radio show here where once or twice a month they get the "Computer Guys" on (one PC guy, one Mac guy). Every time I hear it someone calls in about getting rid of spyware or viruses. Almost every time someone calls in saying they want a computer but they are affraid of the spyware and viruses and such.

      You have to remember these ads aren't targeted at very savy users. They aren't really targeted at decent users. They are targeted at... to drag out that old chestnut... Aunt Tillie.

      I should also mention that I don't think I've talked to a single person who doesn't like the commercials. Everyone I've heard from is either indifferent or likes them. My little sister and most of her friends (14 or so) love 'em. The only place I've run into people calling them mean is online.

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    8. Re:I don't care for these commercials by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      No, it's set the date and time, account password and keyboard configuration, and wait 20 minutes for a worm to hit, and your Uncle's computer is owned by Bob.

    9. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nahdude812 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The stuff the OEM vendor bundles on the desktop is really not a problem with Windows, it's a problem with OEMs who don't actually have the best interests of their consumers in mind. I'm not a big fan of Windows, but I'm also not a big fan of OSX. Between the two, Windows is able to be more productive, consistent (home & end keys - nuf sed), meaningful (how often do I really need to scroll to the top of my terminal window's history vs going to the front of my current line, why would Home & End be bound this way by default?) and waste less of my CPU on stupid and meaningless crap like Dashboard, software rendered drop shadows & transparencies, etc. Believe it or not, I value responsiveness, consistency, and day-to-day usability over polish. But then I'm not an average computer user, I'm a techie.

      This is why I use XGL on Ubuntu on my iMac: responsive, pretty, hardware accelerated eye candy, and my CPU is totally quiet when I'm not specifically telling it to process something. I got used to seeing it idle at 10-15% CPU under OSX, and under Linux, it idles at 0-2%.

    10. Re:I don't care for these commercials by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Wow, a reasonable response in a "Mac vs. Windows" thread. I'm afraid I'm going to need to see your /. membership card, sir. Please come quietly.

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    11. Re:I don't care for these commercials by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      bsurdity of the caricatures--one of smugness, the other abject squareness

      Why would that make me want to buy EITHER?!?!

      -Eric

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    12. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nahdude812 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not that almost any PCs come with PS2 keyboard/mouse any more, but since most vendors color code all their cables, its really just a matter of either not being color/tone blind (and also being able to match colors), or at least being able to tell the difference between the icon that looks like a keyboard, and the icon that looks like a mouse. Even if in spite of all of this, you manage to get them mixed up, most computers will still work fine. The rest of the cables only fit into one socket, so the only way to misconnect them is either to forget to, or requires a hammer.

      Honestly I am not sure why all the keyboards and mice are USB now, the plug is no smaller, and you also give up at least one USB port to something that every non-server computer has. My Mac Mini at home only has 2 USB ports, and because I didn't want to drop $120 on a keyboard & mouse for a $450 computer, I have no free USB ports by default. Instead, I have an extra device sitting with my mini (USB hub) complete with associated wires.

      And can we get a Mac with a USB port on the front of the box? I know that it's supposed to look like a simple design, but when I have to drag the expensive and fragile screen of the iMac I have at work around to get at the back of it so I can plug in the cable/thumb drive, so I can turn the screen around again so I can see it, so I can copy a file off of it, then turn it around and unplug it again, before turning it straight again so I can go back to work, it suddenly stops seeming like such a simple design. Whatever happened to form following function? Macs are all about being pretty, and somehow most people accept this as actually meaning "more user friendly."

    13. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The keyboard and mouse will also plug into any USB port -- if you have a PC with a PS/2 keyboard and mouse, you have to be careful not to plug them in wrong, and then you also have to figure out which one of those little jacks your speakers should plug in to.

      If you have PS/2...cause so many new PC's haven't moved to USB... Oh noes...I have a mouse and a keyboard...where o' where should I plug them in?
      I know...the mouse must plug in next to that picture of a keyboard. It all makes perfect sense.
      (hmm...that color coding thing sure is confusing too...)

      Yeah...there are people who couldn't just open the box and put everything together.
      That's why there's an instruction sheet that shows them exactly where all 6-7 wires need to be plugged in.
    14. Re:I don't care for these commercials by kalirion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well I'm just the opposite. I'm a Windows guy all the way (for games, mostly), and have never touched a Mac since high school computer labs. And I happen to love these adds. My favorite type of comedy is a good roast, whether the guest of honor is a willing participant or not.

    15. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over half of all new PC sales are now laptops, so all that plugging stuff together jazz doesn't really apply to PCs either.

      Desktops nowadays are only for people who need maximum performance (and have the technical skills to achieve it, so wires are no problem) or maximum cheapness (saving $100+ by spending 10 minutes plugging your own components in is a good trade).

    16. Re:I don't care for these commercials by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      One of the things that resonated with me is that they mentioned all the junk software you have to clear out - all those "free" trial versions of about a billion programs, many of which have a serious ability to mess up your system. I checked out a new Dell PC recently and was amazed at how much of that stuff there is.

      Apple's pretty free of that - I think the only trial is of Office, and it's easy to remove if you don't want it.

      I think the strongest arguments, though, are anti-spyware. Of the typical computer users I know, none of them are capable of dealing with the problem. Realistically, getting an average computer user to let anti-spyware software run every night and do its job is a losing battle, and the experts are saying nowadays that you need more than one program running in order to be reasonably protected.

      I tell all my average computer user friends to get Apple. It will pay off in the end in a lot less heartache.

      D

    17. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nursegirl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      These ads never say anything about "Windows." They talk about PC-vs-Mac. What they are talking about is not Windows per se, but the experience of running a non-Mac PC for most users. Most users don't understand the difference between Windows, PC hardware, add-ons from OEMs, and Microsoft Office. In their minds, it's all the same thing.

      These ads play on that fact. Whether that's fair or unfair is another question entirely.

    18. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nursegirl · · Score: 1

      Because most non-techies only have those two choices. And let's be honest, most of us would rather be smugly superior than boring. None of us want to admit it, we all say we'd rather be nice and humble, but given those two options...

    19. Re:I don't care for these commercials by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      I think he looks "cool"; mainly I think he simply looks better than the PC who looks uptite

      Here's my problem, though. Like a high school bully, Apple has decided to make themselves cool and popular by picking on nerds. Especially ugly nerds. For the same reason it worked in high school, it works in advertising. That doesn't mean I have to like it.

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    20. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Informative

      Honestly I am not sure why all the keyboards and mice are USB now, the plug is no smaller, and you also give up at least one USB port to something that every non-server computer has.

      USB can be plugged in and unplugged while the machine is running. PS/2 cannot. USB can be chained. PS/2 cannot. USB can be used for higher speed connections to cameras, and the like. PS/2 cannot. As for every non-server having a P/2 port, they take up space that could be used for other ports and they take up more space than USB ports which can provide greater functionality.

      My Mac Mini at home only has 2 USB ports, and because I didn't want to drop $120 on a keyboard & mouse for a $450 computer, I have no free USB ports by default.

      As I mentioned, USB is chainable. If you buy a keyboard from a reputable company, they will spend the extra $2 it costs to put at least one more USB port on the keyboard. The same goes for most other devices you might want plugged in permanently. In this way, adding peripherals takes up no additional ports. If you go to froogle.com and enter "usb keyboard" the resulting keyboards start at $3.99. The first one with extra ports on it was $9.99. Do you think you can afford that?

      And can we get a Mac with a USB port on the front of the box? I know that it's supposed to look like a simple design, but when I have to drag the expensive and fragile screen of the iMac I have at work around to get at the back of it so I can plug in the cable/thumb drive, so I can turn the screen around again so I can see it, so I can copy a file off of it, then turn it around and unplug it again, before turning it straight again so I can go back to work, it suddenly stops seeming like such a simple design.

      So plug it into the empty port on your keyboard. Or, buy one of the macs that comes with ports on the front. Or, buy a hub.

      Whatever happened to form following function? Macs are all about being pretty, and somehow most people accept this as actually meaning "more user friendly."

      Most people find macs easier to use for a lot of reasons. Some people who pick a machine aimed at one demographic and then use it in ways unusual for that demographic have problems. You're probably one of them.

    21. Re:I don't care for these commercials by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Great - in a Windows vs OS X comparison, you resort to the argument that you don't use Windows or OS X because you prefer Linux; you don't think it's a problem that the out-of-box experience for Windows is poor because it's the OEM's fault (how else is a typical consumer supposed to buy one?!); you've got a smug attitude about how your set of values is more important than other users'.

      Can't argue with you - you're definitely a classic early-stage techie. When I hear a end users complaining about the fact that when they leave their computer alone, it runs up a few CPU cycles, I'll start giving that kind of logic some weight.

    22. Re:I don't care for these commercials by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Honestly I am not sure why all the keyboards and mice are USB now

      Thank goodness we're getting rid of the abomination that is PS2. Finally, we've got a single bus design that accepts just about all peripherals your're likely to need. Just plug 'em in anywhere.
      It's also become easy to build a hub into the keyboard, so you can hang mice, memory sticks etc. off the keyboard instead of having to root around the back of the computer.

      My Mac Mini at home only has 2 USB ports, and because ... I have no free USB ports by default. Instead, I have an extra device sitting with my mini (USB hub) complete with associated wires.

      And? That's one of the compromises you make when buying the smallest computer on the market.
      The current Mini has 4 USB ports, btw.
      If Apple had used the PS2 port for keyboard and mouse instead of USB, there would have been no room for USB or FireWire at all.

      And can we get a Mac with a USB port on the front of the box?

      Why, when you can have all the USB ports you want in an even more accessible location (the keyboard) or using a hub, in the location of your choice?

    23. Re:I don't care for these commercials by mbsatgt · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think Slate got it right when it comes to these ads. They're kinda funny, but really mean-spirited. They're "Haha...you suck!!"-ads that don't appeal to me. That, and the fact that they kinda make me happy that I'm running windows (not right now, right now it's Fedora all the way, I double-boot) instead of apple. It makes the PC look productive and serious, instead of the slacker Mac OS X.

      So, interestingly, I talked to three different people - independent of each other - about these ads yesterday. All three were women with low to mid-level experience with computers. I tried to explain why people on the internet were angered by these ads being mean-spirited (although I sort of like them...). All three women argued that is was stupid people didn't like them, and that what they were depicting was true. Two of the three women have virtually no experience with Macs, and yet they still believed what the commercials were telling them.

      What I am saying is that it has become clear to me that the ads are not back firing, and in fact, are reaching the target audience. All three of these women expressed a desire to buy a Mac for their next computer, when their current one finally breaks. This actually was surprising to me, because I assumed the ads probably were back firing because of what I had read on Slashdot.

    24. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Nexum · · Score: 1

      The PowerMac G5s and the new MacPros do have USB, Firewire 400, and Firewire 800 on the front of the box.

      On your iMac, why not plug your USB drive into the USB port on the Apple keyboard that came with it. For the typical home user, this is all they need, and should cover you fine too.

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    25. Re:I don't care for these commercials by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, all of the hardware in an iMac is contained in a single unit.

      On the other other hand, all of the hardware in a Mac Mini is not. Can't claim this point in Apple's favor if there are models in the product line that are at least as difficult to set up the hardware for as a typical Dell or HP desktop box.

      you have to realize that all of that is pretty daunting to anybody who's never owned a computer before

      A group of potential customers that gets smaller and smaller every year. Is it really in Apple's best interests to be targetting their advertising to this segment?

    26. Re:I don't care for these commercials by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Agreed. They are so condescending it is disgusting. They are funny like standing around laughing at the kid being bullied in the schoolyard is funny.

      I for one would expect Apple to take a higher stance than this. These are lower than any advertising MS has ever put out there. Makes you feel for the poor windows guy. Yeah, windows guys are nerds, but mac guys are F*#%ing A$$*&)#$. Real good image to portray.

      If I ever start acting like that mac guy, shoot me please.

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    27. Re:I don't care for these commercials by GeckoX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A roast is only a good roast when the roastee is at least given a chance at a comeback.

      I've got a comeback that fits perfectly, alas it never appears in the commercial:

      "F@#$ You Clown!"

      (It's funny, laugh ;))

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    28. Re:I don't care for these commercials by RedBear · · Score: 1

      I think Slate got it right when it comes to these ads. They're kinda funny, but really mean-spirited. They're "Haha...you suck!!"-ads that don't appeal to me. That, and the fact that they kinda make me happy that I'm running windows (not right now, right now it's Fedora all the way, I double-boot) instead of apple.

      I disagree. To me they are cleverly hitting on a lot of percieved and real weaknesses of the PC world, which is good marketing strategy. They don't seem particularly mean-spirited either, to me. I don't see the Mac guy being particularly disrespectful or saying "Haha, you suck!"

      It makes the PC look productive and serious, instead of the slacker Mac OS X.

      Newsflash: Computers moved out of the office a LONG time ago. I think they are mostly advertising to consumers, and consumers want computers that "just work", don't give them problems and let them do fun things. Besides which, being serious doesn't automatically make one productive and vice versa.

      They also contain alot of stuff that's plain wrong. For instance, Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it. Set the date and time, account password and keyboard configuration, and bobs your uncle! Same thing with my digital camera, that works fine with windows, contrary to what one of the ads say.

      I haven't reached this particular ad yet, but I'll bet what they're talking about with the camera is how much easier it will be using it with OS X. A lot of cameras come with their own lame software for Windows which makes it a total pain to use them. Sure, most cameras these days will work as a drive in Windows, but there is no iPhoto equivalent that makes it mind-bogglingly simple to get the photos off and do fun things with them.

      Don't get me wrong, I think Mac OS X is a stellar OS, far superior to windows,

      I agree.

    29. Re:I don't care for these commercials by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      usb mice are usually hot pluggable.

      ps2 mice USUALLY are not.

      big big diff!

      if your connector falls out on ps2, you have to reboot! not so on usb based mice.

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    30. Re:I don't care for these commercials by cjhuitt · · Score: 2, Informative

      My Mac Mini at home only has 2 USB ports, and because I didn't want to drop $120 on a keyboard & mouse for a $450 computer, I have no free USB ports by default. [...]
      I know that it's supposed to look like a simple design, but when I have to drag the expensive and fragile screen of the iMac I have at work around to get at the back of it so I can plug in the cable/thumb drive, so I can turn the screen around again so I can see it, so I can copy a file off of it, then turn it around and unplug it again, before turning it straight again so I can go back to work, it suddenly stops seeming like such a simple design.


      It's been a few years since I bought a Mac with USB keyboard/mouse, but don't the keyboards have a USB port on either side of them?

      From Apple's iMac specs page:
      Total of five USB ports: three USB 2.0 ports (up to 480 Mbps) on computer, two USB 1.1 ports on keyboard

      So perhaps your problem is you need to use the 2.0 ports at work? Still, it seems like they recognized the mini problem, as it now comes with 4 USB ports.

      Caleb

    31. Re:I don't care for these commercials by countach · · Score: 1

      > Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it.

      Windows runs ok until you plug in a new device or card or drive or something, at which point it is all very touch and go. I have a plain 1394 external drive that keeps stopping working, and judging by the MS support site, it seems to be a known bug, but I'll be damned if I can figure out where to get the Windows patch as there is no link on the MS web site.

      Still better than Linux though which is ever MORE touch and go.

    32. Re:I don't care for these commercials by value_added · · Score: 1

      Set the date and time, account password and keyboard configuration, and bobs your uncle!

      Actually, Bob's my aunt, ut we don't talk about him much anymore.

      Thanks. I'll be here all night.

    33. Re:I don't care for these commercials by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Honestly I am not sure why all the keyboards and mice are USB now, the plug is no smaller, and you also give up at least one USB port to something that every non-server computer has.

      Reason #1: USB is hotpluggable. PS/2 often isn't. Some computers will lock up or crash if you plug in PS/2 devices while they're running.

      Reason #2: USB has become a cross-platform standard. Most USB devices will work on Windows, Macs, even Linux with the right drivers. Most keyboards and mice don't require drivers except for advanced non-standard features. Mostly they just work, and have done so for years. I applaud PC manufacturers for getting rid of PS/2, just like many people applauded Apple for getting rid of their proprietary ADB ports in favor of USB.

      Reason #3: Cost. Consolidating devices into using a standard port means motherboards require fewer controller chips, which means cheaper, simpler computers.

      Many computers these days are coming with at least four USB ports specifically to deal with the loss of the PS/2 ports. Things are really better this way, I promise. Although it would be even better if keyboard manufacturers would wise up and start putting a USB 2.0 hub in their keyboards like Apple has been doing for years.

      And can we get a Mac with a USB port on the front of the box? I know that it's supposed to look like a simple design, but when I have to drag the expensive and fragile screen of the iMac I have at work around to get at the back of it so I can plug in the cable/thumb drive, so I can turn the screen around again so I can see it, so I can copy a file off of it, then turn it around and unplug it again, before turning it straight again so I can go back to work, it suddenly stops seeming like such a simple design.

      I agree that there should be a port or two up front for thumb drives and such, but a lot of people like the fact that their AREN'T ports all over the place on Macs. If you have devices that you need to be plugging and unplugging they make these things called extension cables, you may have heard of them. You can even get cute ones with little lights in them in various lengths and colors. There is also a great way to solve the problem of not having enough ports by getting a miniStack V2 which also covers backups. You know, those backups that are so incredibly easy to do on a Mac. Some people even run their Mac mini right off the external Firewire drive for a little speed boost versus the slow internal drive. The miniStack V2 also has a couple of easily accessible USB and Firewire ports on the side. It's a great addition for any Mac mini, and I always recommend it over the Macally Minimate for many reasons.

      By the way, the new Intel Mac minis have four USB ports so the problem with the keyboard/mouse taking up all the ports is solved, at least on the new machines.

    34. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Informative

      [waaah waaah waaah] Home & End [waaah waaah waaah]

      Because Home and End are supposed to go to the "home" or the "end" position of the file. If you want to go to the beginning or end of the current line, use apple-left-arrow or apple-right-arrow. It's much easier on a laptop keyboard. Home is fn-left-arrow and End is fn-right-arrow, making it a matter of holding a different meta key depending on what you want it to do.

    35. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Believe it or not, I value responsiveness, consistency, and day-to-day usability over polish.
      So do I, that's why I use Mac OS X over Windows. You already mentioned home & end keys - yet forgot to mention the inconsistencies in their use. Not to mention the "close a window" key-commands.
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    36. Re:I don't care for these commercials by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      The rest of the cables only fit into one socket, so the only way to misconnect them is either to forget to, or requires a hammer.

      Not quite. My headset has two colour coded but otherwise identical plugs for the headphones and the mic. Both my Mac and my Dell have tiny little embossed-and-in-dim-light-invisible icons indicating which is which. Since they're in opposite order on the two machines, it's always a pain to remember which plug goes in which socket.

    37. Re:I don't care for these commercials by darien · · Score: 1

      So plug it into the empty port on your keyboard.

      Doesn't work - you get an error message saying that there isn't enough power. You have to plug it directly into the back of the Mac. Brilliant.

    38. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sockets are also color-coded, green for speakers/headphones and pink for microphone, on virtually every computer I've seen in at least the last 5 years.

    39. Re:I don't care for these commercials by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      Aside from what everyone else says, I think you are misrepresenting the target audience of these ads. They're not for the grandmas and grandpas, or anyone else that is daunted by computers. They are very specifically targeted to the 20-35 fairly rich male, someone that isn't perhaps to techy but still are very used to computers. They own iPods, they have slick cell-phones, they might own a TV-console or two. They wouldn't have any problem plugging in the cables. What they would have a problem doing though is installing things like drivers and the like. That they hate. And that is what apple is getting at with these ads, you just have start it up and its done. This is disingenous because the same thing is true for a windows-box, just install it and your done.

    40. Re:I don't care for these commercials by whimmel · · Score: 1

      So, did you get a date with one of them?

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    41. Re:I don't care for these commercials by temojen · · Score: 1

      Dell, HP, etc are free to make their own commercials.

    42. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work - you get an error message saying that there isn't enough power. You have to plug it directly into the back of the Mac. Brilliant.

      What kind of a keyboard are you using and what version iMac? As far as I know all the iMacs for the last four or five years have shipped with only powered USB. A defective or very low quality USB cable to the keyboard could prevent power from being drawn through it, but I've never had any problems with powered devices using either the included Apple keyboard or third party ones I've purchased (although all were fairly nice ones). If you're using a USB-2 capable drive you might have issues, as only some of the imac ports are USB-2 on some models, and the USB spec calls for all devices on a USB-2 chain to degrade if a USB 1 device is in the chain. I can see where that might cause an issue. In any case, thumb dives work just fine in all my free keyboard ports.

    43. Re:I don't care for these commercials by istartedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      The stuff the OEM vendor bundles on the desktop is really not a problem with Windows, it's a problem with OEMs who don't actually have the best interests of their consumers in mind.

      Truer words were never spoken. Every OEM machine I've ever worked with, I have to spend a few days tweaking it (while working) to get the setup I want. Inevitably, I put a folder called "crap" on my desktop. Into this folder I throw all the shortcuts to the bundled crapware that came with the machine. I don't uninstall it, just in case of the very, very, remote chance that somebody else with the same box might have a solution that involves "use the preinstalled...". In all my years, nobody has ever had such a solution. Then I usually weed through and make sure that unnecessary apps aren't being started. That takes some digging in the registry. Then I have to kill lame keyboard and mouse setups. That can be the hardest thing, especially for laptops. With the Lenovo I got, somebody seemed to assume that by default users would want every obscure mouse gesture and click combo enabled. I couldn't surf the web or do anything without having windows close, move, or resize for no apparent reason. The settings for these things were scattered a bit, and divided between Windows and IBM's proprietary setups.

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    44. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Kagato · · Score: 1

      Windows out of the box:

      Last year I purchased two PCs. A mid range comsumer Dell Desktop, and a MacMini. The PC is actually spot on. The Dell was extremely annoying. You had two registrations just at initial boot. There was a boatload of crippleware pre-installed. At least a half dozen of them required additional registration. The desktop was filled with junk icons, most of which was for software and services that all wanted money. While I agree, most digital cameras would work with little additional driver installation, I found the same wasn't true for multi-function printer/faxs, laserprinters, etc. And don't even get me started on all the toolbars, and other crap you have to root around and remove.

      And it's not like it's just Dell, HP/Compaq, Gateway/E-Machines, they all have these bloated install images that require a couple additional hours, not to mention a good dozen reboots, in order to rid the machine of crippled software you don't want.

      The mac just plugged in and worked.

    45. Re:I don't care for these commercials by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Thank goodness we're getting rid of the abomination that is PS2.

      One thing that keeps me from switching, laugh if you want to, is the fact that I want to keep using the Model M keyboard.

      I don't want to pay a fortune for a USB converted Model M. I want to use mine. The same one I've used since 1988.

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    46. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Not that almost any PCs come with PS2 keyboard/mouse any more, but since most vendors color code all their cables, its really just a matter of either not being color/tone blind (and also being able to match colors)
      Well, matching colors on the back of your computer below the desk isn't quite that easy.
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    47. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "waste less of my CPU on stupid and meaningless crap like Dashboard, software rendered drop shadows & transparencies, etc"

      Apperently you havn't tried Vista Beta.. it takes wasting resources to a whole new level.

    48. Re:I don't care for these commercials by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know it's easier to mod someone Troll than to actually come up with a counter argument. But I'd much rather hear a rebuttal than see this modded troll into oblivion for no reason.

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    49. Re:I don't care for these commercials by CheechWizz · · Score: 0, Troll
      No, if you're truly creative it doesn't matter what you use, creativity is not in the tools but how you use them.

      There's nothing you can do on a mac you can't do on a windows PC except for some of apple's own applications like motion or final cut (and motion isn't gonna satisfy anybody who wants to do motion graphics it's a nice app for homemovies but that's about it, final cut is pretty cool tho I must admit and much better than Premiere although I havent used that in a while so that could've changed).

      At best a Mac makes you appear more creative.

    50. Re:I don't care for these commercials by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Well, most end users wouldn't put it like that, but they might notice the side effects of idle use - that is, fan noise (is it higher at 15% use than 1% use, the power use (especially with laptops, and especially if whatever is eating 15% CPU is also hitting the disk so it can't spin down), etc...

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    51. Re:I don't care for these commercials by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I alway found these adds to be tame. Giving the PC Credit for Work Related things while Apple is pointing out that it is good for home related things, they are trying really hard to not dis on the PCs. But to show what they are stronger at.

      As for the duel boot thing, the New Intel Apples have what is called Boot Camp which allows you to boot into Linux, OS X, and Windows. So Apple is not slacking there.

      Set the date and time, account password and keyboard configuration That doesn't sound like working out of the box to me. To be fair OS X has some questions when you login but that is usually just regestering the product. For most popular PC manufactures you do want to use default windows setup becaue it is loaded with Crap that is all running at the same time. OS X default settings are much more modest and less anoying, allowing you to do all the Mac Stuff fine without advertising popups and a task bar filled with a bunch of 3rd party utilities. When I got my power book, I took it out of the box and I put the battery in and hit the power button and it started right up ready to work. While the a named brand pc laptop I had I was messing with it for hours before I can get everything to go right.

      There are some good PC Manufactures out there that give you good setting that can compete with what apple has to offer but the comericals are not trying to make happy PC users switch to Macs but Fusterated PC users to switch to macs.

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    52. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      My 6 month old iMac provides only unpowered USB connections from its keyboard. Even devices that shouldn't require power (iPod, digital camera), OSX tells me they do. Interestingly enough, when running Linux (Ubuntu) on the same box, I can interface with these devices fine.

    53. Re:I don't care for these commercials by CheechWizz · · Score: 1

      I hear you, it's the reason laptops don't work for me.
      I'm hoping the USB keyboard doesnt get bigger than it is, I've gotten my dad who works at IBM to get me a stash of model M's that'll last me a lifetime.
      I'm still contemplating whether I'll let my future kids enherit what's left or take them with me to the grave.

    54. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nahdude812 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't found a USB keyboard that provides a built-in USB hub that is also powered yet. Maybe they exist, but they certainly aren't the $9 ones. No matter what I plug into there other than the mouse, it tells me I need to plug this device into a powered USB port (even if it doesn't actually need power, like an iPod or my digital camera, both of which come with their own power). Its funny because on my PC, these devices work fine on unpowered ports. Same is true on the same hardware running Ubuntu. It's only OSX that thinks these external devices need to be powered.

      So plug it into the empty port on your keyboard.
      Not powered.

      Or, buy one of the macs that comes with ports on the front.
      If these exist, I honestly didn't know it.

      Or, buy a hub.
      So the solution to a problem as simple as the placement of USB ports on a Mac is to purchase additional hardware to make up for the shortcomings in the initial design? Sounds simple, I'm sure every user knows what a USB hub is.

    55. Re:I don't care for these commercials by tiongks · · Score: 1
      I think Slate got it right when it comes to these ads.

      Slate got it wrong.

      They're kinda funny, but really mean-spirited. They're "Haha...you suck!!"

      Why do some people think that it's always about them?

      The ads portray two machines talking to each other. It's supposed to be how a PC and a Mac's conversation would go if they were people. The "PC guy" is actually not a guy who uses a PC, instead, think about it as a guy representing a PC.

      They also contain alot of stuff that's plain wrong. For instance, Windows runs fine out of the box

      I'd say that most of us (if not all) who found it funny recognized the truth in those ads.

      Hardware-wise: Try comparing a new PC desktop with an iMac. You'd have at least 2 big boxes for a PC and (depending on the vendor) a separate set of smaller boxes for the mouse and keyboard. iMac comes in one neat box with a handle. (that's not my picture, btw, just found it)

      Software-wise: I run an IT shop and the rule of thumb has always been - do not use Windows out of the box.

      First thing you do is install anti-virus software, if the PC comes with a bundled AV software then you just download the latest AV patches. It's a guarantee that between the time your PC was packaged in a factory and it was delivered to you, at least one AV patch would have already been released.

      Then you remove all those ad-ons from AOL and several other OEM partners. You really don't want those bundled 3rd party OEMs in your desktop, the less "unknown software" you have in your Windows box the less likely you're going to get malware.

      Then you download patches for Windows. Then you reboot. If you're lucky, you only have to this download-reboot dance step only once. Average for my staff is 3: download patch-reboot, download patch-reboot, download patch-reboot.

      And... if you use MS Office. You'd have to do that download patch thing again.

      hmmm... did I forget something?

      Oh yeah, In the office, we'd still need to load those drivers for the printers too. At home, I still haven't found the "correct" driver for the USB modem that we use for my son's PC - it still hangs!

      Boy, just writing it all down makes me feel tired. Sure, I also run Software Update on a Mac but Apple packages their updates in a lot less intrusive, and less tiring, manner.

      As a aside my wife's new MacBook just worked with her HP Laserjet 2550 in the office whereas the rest of her officemates (running Windows) are having a difficult time configuring their machines (and downloading drivers) to make it work with the printer. Surprised me too.

    56. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Yep, they're there, but almost anything other than the mouse that I plug into it, it won't interface with, citing a need for this device to be plugged into a powered USB port (the ones on the keyboard aren't powered). This includes devices which provide their own power, like my digital camera, and which don't need to be plugged into a powered port when I'm running Ubuntu on the same machine.

    57. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I forgot about standard audio cables. I use optical out at home (only fits in one port, like the rest of the cables), and don't have any speakers connected to my mini.

    58. Re:I don't care for these commercials by iwsnet · · Score: 0

      I don't care for these recent commercials with the two guys and Apple. There is too much conversation and you don't really know what they are talking about unless you listen carefully and since these are commercials, who is going to do that?

    59. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the things that really strikes me about these ads is their focus on how the Mac is supposedly more about fun and entertainment. Photo's? Video's? Sure. But please bear in mind that the number of games (you know; those funny and entertaining things) on the Mac is far lower than the number of games that are currently available on the Windows platform (and don't start about emulation; the Mac is supposed to be able to do all of its "fun stuff" by itself, remember?). There are still a lot of major titles that are only released on consoles and/or Windows and that will quite probably not change in the near future. Nice to see Apple totally neglect this in their ads ("I'd like to play Game XYZ! I want to have some fun! I want to be entertained!" -"Sorry kiddo, daddy bought a Mac, since that's supposed to be the computer that delivers the most fun and entertainment.").

    60. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "USB can be plugged in and unplugged while the machine is running. PS/2 cannot."

      On what planet? I plug and unplug PS2 mice and keyboards all the time. Or did you mean windows is too shitty to handle plugging in PS2 mice while running? The hardware allows it no problem.

      "USB can be used for higher speed connections to cameras, and the like."

      Duh? That's why people don't want to have to waste the USB ports they have on shit like keyboard and mouse, which work fine as PS2, and have absolutely no need to be USB devices.

    61. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the ads are pretty good. But I really think I'd feel more comfortable hanging out with the nerdy PC guy than the hipster Mac dude.

    62. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, how'd you know Bob's my uncle? It's like you were writing this post just for me. Wow.

    63. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      My 6 month old iMac provides only unpowered USB connections from its keyboard.

      Interesting. Have you tried using a different keyboard, or a simple USB extension cable and viewing the results? It sounds like you might have a defective port or keyboard or that your keyboard will pass on a lot less juice than mine, and it is sending errors in response to bad or less than 500mA of power coming out of it. My guess is that OS X is paying attention to these and giving you errors, while Linux is ignoring them. The chances are, the power fluctuations are not severe enough for the devices to not work, or to damage them.

      I'm not sure where you'd go to fix this, but my guess is the device drivers.

    64. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      On what planet? I plug and unplug PS2 mice and keyboards all the time. Or did you mean windows is too shitty to handle plugging in PS2 mice while running? The hardware allows it no problem.

      Actually, the hardware specification for PS/2 does not handle hot plugging. There are reports where people have fried their ports doing just that. If you do it occasionally, you are probably fine, but if you do it regularly you're really asking for trouble and it certainly is not something a manufacturer should recommend, regardless of the OS.

      Duh? That's why people don't want to have to waste the USB ports they have on shit like keyboard and mouse, which work fine as PS2, and have absolutely no need to be USB devices.

      In the space used by two PS/2 ports on the back of my machine I can fit 2-4 USB ports. The cost difference at this point is negligible. Unless I'm trying to support ancient, legacy hardware, I'd much rather have four chain-able USB ports (1 for my keyboard, mouse, and the open slot on the keyboard; plus three more empty ports I can run other chains off of) rather than two USB ports and two ports that are wasted just for my keyboard and mouse. In the former case I have a keyboard, mouse and four to six open USB ports. In the latter I have a keyboard, mouse, and two open USB ports. Your definition of a waste, seems quite different than mine.

    65. Re:I don't care for these commercials by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 1

      I guess that it depends on who you know. I know professional creative people, and companies in the creative industry (creative being design, print, and video). All but ONE use Macs. Also, where did the iPod reference come from? I don't have an iPod ...

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    66. Re:I don't care for these commercials by MrNixon · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll bite.

      I work in the creative industry. In fact, I'm a photographer.

      As such, I know quite a few people who could easily be classified as a 'creative type'.

      None of them care too much about being 'cool', and have made informed decisions about what computer platform is best for them - and all of them (ALL OF THEM) use a Mac.

      Most (I'll say nearly all) of these people are not those "damned iPod-permanently-attached-to-my-life" people either. They're serious businessmen who run their stuff quite efficiently and effectively, thank you very much.

    67. Re:I don't care for these commercials by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      That's why there are converters. I'm using an Apple Extended Keyboard with an ADB-to-USB converter on my Mac, and I use a Microsoft Natural keyboard [1] with a PS2-to-USB converter on my PC. The PS2-converter cost me about $8.

      1: Ergonomic USB keyboards are impossible to get over here

    68. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Ever see the Mazda "Zoom Zoom" ads? The guy who put together that campaign/slogan uses a Mac.

    69. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99bottles, I think you just disproved your own argument about macs being so easy.

    70. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      t's only OSX that thinks these external devices need to be powered.

      Interesting. Have submitted it as a bug? I've never had any problems with this with either my laptop, tower, or work laptop, not have I ever heard anyone else say they have a problem. It could be a hardware problem OS X is identifying, or it could be something peculiar to certain types of devices. Certainly if you can't plug your iPod in, it sounds like you have an unusual problem.

      If these exist, I honestly didn't know it.

      Currently the Mac Pros and the Xserves have USB ports on the front. The laptops have them on the side. The imac and mac mini rely upon the port on the keyboard. Also, I believe apple displays all have a built in powered hub, like many high end displays these days.

      So the solution to a problem as simple as the placement of USB ports on a Mac is to purchase additional hardware to make up for the shortcomings in the initial design?

      Umm, you're the only one I've ever heard who has a problem plugging things into their keyboard. So it isn't exactly a shortcoming for most people (anyone else?).

    71. Re:I don't care for these commercials by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "All three women argued that is was stupid people didn't like them, and that what they were depicting was true. Two of the three women have virtually no experience with Macs, and yet they still believed what the commercials were telling them."

      Clueless n00bs who know nothing about the subject at hand, believe lies told by advertisers. WELL GOLLEY G! Have you blogged about this yet? this is killer stuff! Scoop of the century!
        You know what, apple can have all the market share of clueless n00bs that it can take. Less interacting with n00bs for me! I'd rather date a girl who knew how to clean a virus/malware laden PC than someone who can barely find the on switch.

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    72. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Actually, the hardware specification for PS/2 does not handle hot plugging"

      Yes it does. It has for ages. It was done added for KVMs, where you can hotplug keyboard/mouse into the KVM itself, while the computers always have their computer->KVM cables plugged in. Thus working around shitty ass windows and its lack of PS2 mouse support.

      "There are reports where people have fried their ports doing just that."

      There are reports of people being abducted by aliens and anal probed too. The difference being the anal probing is slightly more likely and believable.

      "In the space used by two PS/2 ports on the back of my machine I can fit 2-4 USB ports."

      Ok, I see your problem. You just don't read what you are replying to. Many people have computers that already have PS2 ports. They cannot remove those, and add USB ports instead. Such computers often only have 2 USB ports. These people are annoyed that the only keyboards and mice you can buy now are USB, because it wastes their USB ports for no reason. Make sense now?

    73. Re:I don't care for these commercials by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      The 'Accident' one to me was one of the best. It pointed out Apple's design philosphy, not a 'I'm Better than You Cuz You're Stupid' approach, but talking about something that almost everyone has experienced in one way or another regardless of operating system or hardware manufacturer. My daughter yanked my Powerbook G4 12" off a table sneaking around behind the couch trying to 'scare' me. she was 2 at the time.

      It yanked my laptop onto the floor, and luckily bent just the connector on the power adapter not the laptop.

      The second time, I was not so lucky. I did this one all my own. I spent all this time making sure I'd routed the power cord away as I was working on the couch while watching TV. After spending all this time being careful I jump up to grab something, rip the laptop off the table and it puts a nice dent in the Aluminum casing on the left side.

      The iPhoto one was a bit odd, and the Spyware one didn't do it for me at all either, but the power cord design one was classic and the 'I saw my life flashing before my eyes, look a field of flowers' made me laugh out loud.

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    74. Re:I don't care for these commercials by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree with the fact that OEMs put so much crap on a machine that you have to be uninstalling stuff for a few hours before the computer is a "standard" Windows again. Even then, I'm not completely sure and prefer a fresh install in the first place.... if that is even possible. I have become pretty good at running "Windows only" and only the apps that I need. I know what processes run and my system tray on this system (a desktop) features exactly four icons: the speaker icon, the network icon (I enable it even when it's active), the "Safely remove hardware Icon" for my USB devices and AVG antivirus. No, I do not have systray hiding anything. You should see the trays of people that do not know how to keep a computer clean. Bleh!

      Also, I run pretty much only open source software on my machines (exceptions: AVG Antivirus, iTunes and Acrobat Reader). All the rest is open source and I just live very well with it. OpenOffice does all for me, which brings me to my next point:

      I think the only trial is of Office, and it's easy to remove if you don't want it.

      I do not want Microsoft Office, yet I need an Office application and NeoOffice/J really doesn't cut it on Mac OS X. I had an iBook G3 for over 3 years and was a happy puppy and I used NeoOffice/J, yet I would not recommend it to anybody non-technical. I was watching these ads when my wife came over what "funny movies" I was looking at. I already told her about how happy I was with my iBook and she doesn't like her PC all that much. (Even though, I admin it now and it's runs smooth as silk) She said she'd want a Mac as a next computer and frankly, I don't think it's a good idea if I can't get a good alternative to Microsoft Office. I just don't want to shell out that much money for the few letters she has to write.

      I know, this is not a rant against Macs, I loved mine until it dies of the dreaded logic board failure and Apple refused to replace it. I do, however, know how to run -even older PCs- cleanly and at a very low cost (hardware + Windows XP license, which is often included in the hardware), so for the moment I just am drooling over Mac OS X but won't buy one because of the Office issue.

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    75. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For instance, Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it.

      It's "I'm a Mac." and "I'm a PC", not "I am Mac OS X." and "I am Windows." Any off-the-shelf PC comes loaded with misconfigured crap that doesn't work out of the box. Do you have any idea how many people's user accounts are "Owner" or "Valued Dell Customer" or such nonsense? The computer doesn't even ask you your name out of the box. And why does every OEM insist on bundling branded utilities that ovverride Windows functions and don't work anyway?

    76. Re:I don't care for these commercials by xtinct · · Score: 1

      oh, now windows is a fucking kid getting picked on by the big bad bully, apple???

      please, get a grip.

    77. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      I plug and unplug PS2 mice and keyboards all the time. Or did you mean windows is too shitty to handle plugging in PS2 mice while running? The hardware allows it no problem.

      PS/2 ports have SMT fuses on the +5V line, and hotplugging PS/2 devices tends to blow the fuses. Good luck fixing them.

      And because the PS/2 port is not designed for hotplugging, it's only scanned at boot time, so plugging in a new device won't be recognized until a reboot.

      The PS/2 port has no advantage over USB ports and several disadvantages.

    78. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Yes it does.

      From Wikipedia:

      "NOTE: PS/2 ports are designed to connect the digital I/O lines of the microcontroller in the external device directly to the digital lines of the microcontroller on the motherboard. They are not designed to be hot swappable. The fact that hot swapping PS/2 devices usually doesn't cause damage is only due to the fact that more modern microcontrollers tend to have more robust I/O lines built into them which are harder to damage; it's still not a good idea to hot swap them. Accidentally shorting one pin to another on a PS/2 port can easily kill one or both microcontrollers."

      KVM's work around this by leaving the connectors in theri sockets and separating the pins out into insulated wires so they can't short while switching, but this has nothing to do with the connectors or their likelihood of shorting when hot swapped.

      Ok, I see your problem. You just don't read what you are replying to. Many people have computers that already have PS2 ports. They cannot remove those, and add USB ports instead. Such computers often only have 2 USB ports. These people are annoyed that the only keyboards and mice you can buy now are USB, because it wastes their USB ports for no reason. Make sense now?

      The original poster was complaining about mac minis. They complained that they use USB ports+USB mice and keyboards in preference to PS/2. He was apparently ignoring the fact that if they added PS/2 ports they could just as easily have add more USB ports and then went on to complain about how expensive USB keyboards are.

      It is your comment that the USB ports are being wasted on keyboards that is out of context with the earlier posts, since imacs don't have PS/2 ports.

    79. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      99bottles, I think you just disproved your own argument about macs being so easy.

      I think we'd need a lot more information to make that call, even in regard to this one situation. We don't know what is broken and to what severity. Is the power coming over the USB likely to damage the device plugged in? What is the "easiest" way to handle the broken power, to ignore it and potentially fry digital camera after digital camera with no warning, or to provide a warning and insure you get your machine fixed before anything breaks? Depending on just what is occurring and the potential problems, the answer to this varies greatly.

    80. Re:I don't care for these commercials by aristolochene · · Score: 1

      "And can we get a Mac with a USB port on the front of the box?"

      Yes. It's called the powermac / macpro.

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    81. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Bassman59 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No matter what I plug into there other than the mouse, it tells me I need to plug this device into a powered USB port

      A USB flash drive usually lives in one of the two ports on my Mac keyboard (the mouse lives in the other). I sometimes use one of those Griffin iKnobs in the keyboard port; works fine. A flash card reader also works fine in the keyboard port, although it's slow because the keyboard port is full speed, not high speed.

      (even if it doesn't actually need power, like an iPod or my digital camera, both of which come with their own power).

      Self-powered iPod? huh?

      Its funny because on my PC, these devices work fine on unpowered ports. Same is true on the same hardware running Ubuntu. It's only OSX that thinks these external devices need to be powered.

      So, what you're really saying is that Windows and Ubuntu blithely ignore the USB spec. The device reports its current-supply needs at enumeration, and if it needs more than 100 mA and if it's plugged into a bus-powered hub, the OS is supposed to say, "Sorry, not enough current available."

    82. Re:I don't care for these commercials by terrymr · · Score: 1

      The hub in the apple keyboard (mine anyway) is a usb 1.1 hub. The ipod asks for more power than the keyboard hub can provide so the OS won't allow it to connect.

    83. Re:I don't care for these commercials by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Your camera is the problem ... when you connect a device to usb is exchanges some data with the host computer, one of those being the power requirements of the device. The OS should not allow a device to connect that request more power than is available.

    84. Re:I don't care for these commercials by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      You could of course just splash out on a brand new one with USB. Hey they even do them with Windows keys now and in black as well. Alternatively just buy a cheap converter. I have myself debated do a new custom PCB that is USB based, but there appear to be several different variations on the keyboard.

    85. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the all authoritative wikipedia. From wikipedia:

      "99BottlesOfBeerInMyF is always wrong, and PS2 does support hot swapping."

      Don't cite nonsense as a source. I'm not sure if you have noticed or not, but shorting the pins on a PS2 connector is pretty much impossible without intentionally sticking oddly shaped pieces of metal in there, or opening it up. Plugging in a keyboard will not cause this to happen.

    86. Re:I don't care for these commercials by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Thank you, very good example. Print publishing and related work is very much in the realm of the Mac indeed.

      Movies, music, game production? Not so much.

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    87. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Y2 · · Score: 1
      They also contain alot of stuff that's plain wrong. For instance, Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it.

      Having just set up two brand new machines with XP Home pre-loaded, I can tell you that one of us is hallucinating. Getting through the first round of Windows critical updates and A/V updates was incredibly difficult. And I didn't just fall off any turnip truck, either; I've been at this since the PC/XT, the Apple II, and the Z-80 development boards. And the children have to be "admin" users in order to play most of their games? Come on, now!

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    88. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Don't cite nonsense as a source.

      Gee, who should I believe, wikipedia and several pseudo-anonymous posters here, or the anonymous coward who cites no references at all. If you bothered to look at the wikipedia reference for "ps/2 connector" you'd see they cite numerous sources. Among them are:

      Adam Chapweske, from "how things work" : "Vcc/Ground provide power to the keyboard/mouse. The keyboard or mouse should not draw more than 100 mA from the host and care must be taken to avoid transient surges. Such surges can be caused by "hot-plugging" a keyboard/mouse (ie, connect/disconnect the device while the computer's power is on.) Older motherboards had a surface-mounted fuse protecting the keyboard and mouse ports. When this fuse blew, the motherboard was useless to the consumer, and non-fixable to the average technician. Most newer motherboards use auto-reset "Poly" fuses that go a long way to remedy this problem. However, this is not a standard and there's still plenty of older motherboards in use. Therefore, I recommend against hot-plugging a PS/2 mouse or keyboard."

      IBM, "Per the PS/2 specification, both connections should be plugged in while the computer is "off." This will ensure proper communication to the computer system at start-up. Although the keyboard and mouse may operate properly when plugged in to a running computer ("Hot Swapped"), corruption of data and the system may occur since this operation is not defined in the PS/2 specification. Backlighting (if available) is powered by the PS/2 keyboard cable and will operate even if the mouse is not plugged in."

      You seem to very intent on misleading people into thinking hot swapping PS/2 devices is kosher, when in fact it may or may not cause damage to a machine and may or may not function properly besides. Cite some references to support this new, version of the PS/2 of which you speak, or give it up already.

    89. Re:I don't care for these commercials by sudohnim · · Score: 1

      .... I'm running windows (not right now, right now it's Fedora all the way, I double-boot) ....

      So, is it "Fedora all the way" or "double-boot"? One would imply a lack of the other.

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    90. Re:I don't care for these commercials by danpsmith · · Score: 1
      Yes, I'm sure that's not a big deal to you, but you have to realize that all of that is pretty daunting to anybody who's never owned a computer before (or never set up their own, at least).

      And they are going to find it less daunting to have to learn an entirely new (to them) set of menus while trying to set up their AOL dial up account? Or a new way of doing things when they do anything else? I do tech support for these kind of users, most of them don't want anything to change because they barely know how to perform the minimal tasks they do already, and that would primarily include the OS. They wouldn't want to have to switch types of machines when they can barely get by on the one they already have, they just want to download and print their photos and browse the internet and move on with their lives. For users like this it's always price too that's a factor, another thing Apple doesn't have: cost effectiveness.

      I'm not saying that Apple OS X isn't better, but this advertisement just gives people already using Macs a chance to snicker, and those using PCs to say "what the hell is the difference between the Mac and my Dell over there? I just want the Internet anyway..." That's not liable to change anything.

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    91. Re:I don't care for these commercials by martijn-s · · Score: 1

      Hmmm 'double booting'.... sounds just like a pc!

    92. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as a quick refutation, the way to get to the front of the line in Mac is to hit [Apple][Left] ([Ctrl][Left] is to go back one word). In Mac there is one key to get to the very top of a document: [Home]. However, there is no way to do this with one key in Windows (or more accuratly, there is no consistent way to do this in Windows apps).

      Essentially, just 'cause it doesn't work exactly like Windows does not mean that the functionality is missing. I am more productive on a Mac than on a PC, but it is close. Essentially, do what works best for you but make sure you do your homework before dismissing something unusual.

      As far as the rest of your post (CPU-> dashboard / shaders / etc), this is going to be in Vista. That bing said, I agree that it would be nice to disable some of this like Vista will allow (& Linux has off by default).

    93. Re:I don't care for these commercials by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, yes you are correct ofcourse. I keep windows for the games and a few random pieces of software, otherwise it's Fedora all the way.

    94. Re:I don't care for these commercials by flooey · · Score: 1

      waste less of my CPU on stupid and meaningless crap like Dashboard

      Just for reference, Dashboard never spends time doing anything if you never open it. It initializes the widgets the first time you activate it each boot, for that very reason.

    95. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also contain alot of stuff that's plain wrong. For instance, Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it. Set the date and time, account password and keyboard configuration, and bobs your uncle! Same thing with my digital camera, that works fine with windows, contrary to what one of the ads say.

      Maybe I am a complete moron, but the last Windows system I bought (a Media Center PC) was an exercise in frustration. All of the same irritating Windows set-up issues still exist (I had a working DSL and Cable connection at the time and had trouble getting the thing to recognize either).

      When people say Macs 'just work' they are mostly right.

    96. Re:I don't care for these commercials by ben+there... · · Score: 1

      I thought that bundling was a really bad problem when my mom bought a Dell a couple years ago. It had 5-10 registration wizards and notices pop up the first time she booted it.

      Then my dad bought a Dell a couple of months ago. Almost nothing interfered with that first boot. Norton Ghost and McAfee asked for registration within the first couple of boots. But that's it.

      He was up and running as soon as I showed him how to use Windows Update that first time, and it does it automatically anyway.

    97. Re:I don't care for these commercials by ben+there... · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I guess 90% ad hominem is worth +5 insightful.

      I'll have to remember that next time I want karma.

    98. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I haven't found a USB keyboard that provides a built-in USB hub that is also powered yet. Maybe they exist, but they certainly aren't the $9 ones.

      They don't exist because they can't exist, at least not without a separate external wall wart adapter. The USB spec provides for two types of ports: a powered port (which must come from a device that is plugged into the wall) and an unpowered port (all other ports). The unpowered ports are required to provide a certain amount of power. The powered ports are required to provide a greater amount of power.

      Each device (keychain drive, etc.) specifies how much power it requires. If a particular device says that it requires more power than the port can provide, it is a bug if the os DOES allow that device to go into full power (non-standby) mode because it means that the device may not function correctly. Mac OS X is doing what it is supposed to do, and if Linux allows you to use the device, that's a bug in Linux. It should not allow the device to be used under those circumstances. It may work, but it cannot be guaranteed to work, and thus it is not safe to allow it to be used in that state.

      BTW, the pro Mac desktops have a USB port on the front, as they are designed to be used under a desk where it would be inconvenient to reach around to the back. That said, personally, I'd love to see front USB ports in the mini and the iMac as well (or maybe side ports on the iMac). You should make the suggestion. Go here.

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    99. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      PS/2 was not designed for hot plugging. One of the most fundamental requirements for hot plugging is that the ground must be connected first, followed by power, followed by data, in that order. To the best of my recollection, PS/2 connectors have six pins of the same length which means that they connect all of the lines simultaneously. Therefore, by definition, they are not safely hot pluggable. The mere fact that it usually works does not negate the fact that it was not designed to work and it is not a bright idea.

      KVMs are a separate issue. They get power from all of the machines' PS/2 ports and have circuits to ensure that as power goes away, the device never loses power. They keep all of the grounds connected simultaneously. Thus, KVMs behave like a hot-swap-safe connector would, but without the hot-swap-safe connector.

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    100. Re:I don't care for these commercials by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and I'm sure that Apple's trying to market these commercials towards those that need office applications at home as opposed to the Mom-and-Pop types who just want a computer to surf the internet, and check/send e-mail from/to their kids.

      Yeah, and I'm sure Mom-and-Pop types will be attracted to young slacker type (who always play their music too loud and do drugs) instead of the guy who basically look and act just like them.

    101. Re:I don't care for these commercials by aftk2 · · Score: 1

      Umm...you're ill-informed if you really believe that the majority of audio professionals don't use Macs.

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    102. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are mean spirited because they've got nothing else to go on. If you have a better product, then you don't have to rely on mud slinging. Simple as that.
      Oh, and from hemos: Normally, posting ads would be make me cry, but these are genuinely funny and well done.

      riiight. So far being apple's bitch hasn't stopped you from doing anything at all in the way of free advertising.

    103. Re:I don't care for these commercials by paralaxcreations · · Score: 1

      if that's their target, they may want to consider lowering the price. No way I'd spend 2k for something a $300 PC could do (hell, I've gotten 5 PCs for free in the past week off craigslist alone...they're not the greatest, but they do 'net/email perfectly fine.)

    104. Re:I don't care for these commercials by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      These ads never say anything about "Windows." They talk about PC-vs-Mac. What they are talking about is not Windows per se, but the experience of running a non-Mac PC for most users. Most users don't understand the difference between Windows, PC hardware, add-ons from OEMs, and Microsoft Office. In their minds, it's all the same thing.

      These ads play on that fact. Whether that's fair or unfair is another question entirely.


      I agree, and they also do so inconsistently - remember the "fastest PC" and "first 64 bit PC" ads? Then it was okay for a Mac to be a PC (though oddly, all the previous 64 bit PCs for some reason weren't PCs), but since the switch to x86, it seems they've gone back to the big distinction between "Macs and PCs".

    105. Re:I don't care for these commercials by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      If you prefer logical arguments, perhaps you'd care to explain where you get "90% ad hominem" from? It's rather hypocritical to accuse me personally of karma whoring at the same time as accusing me of attacking the man and not the argument.

      Most of my points are in response to his arguments - I do not see the value of confusing a Windows vs. OS X comparison with a personal preference for Linux, the OEM issue should not be dismissed because it is an important part of supply chain, and the emotive language he uses in describing "stupid" things such as the Dashboard suggest smugness rather than an objective evaluation. Likewise, the CPU issue is hardly a useful point on the surface, although I take on board the other poster pointing out that excessive fan noise would be of concern to the end user.

      I do not attack the grandparent poster instead of making an argument. Rather, having addressed a number of points he makes, I indulge in a personal comment because frankly the smug attitude he displays is deserving of comment. As are your double standards.

    106. Re:I don't care for these commercials by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you - the OP you replied to was blatent troll/flamebait, but it's rather shocking that instead you and the other reply get modded down...

      Even if mods thought you were wrong to imply that so few "creative types" use Macs based on anecdotal evidence, the point is that clearly the OP was also wrong to do so. In that case, it was fair game to reply saying something along the lines of "Actually, I know many creative types who don't use Macs".

    107. Re:I don't care for these commercials by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      None of them care too much about being 'cool', and have made informed decisions about what computer platform is best for them - and all of them (ALL OF THEM) use a Mac.

      Perhaps he was going a bit too far the other way with his stereotyping, but I think the point is clear that you can't generalise on what sort of people use what sort of computer. I.e., the OP was wrong in his claim that creative people in general use Macs and they also dress "cool" rather than "boring" (honestly, this is like being back at school with all the "being cool"...)

      I don't know everyone's jumping on this guy, and not questioning the obvious stereotyping in the OP...

      (And yeah, I wear glasses by the way. Some people value being able to see over "coolness"; what is this, back at school?)

    108. Re:I don't care for these commercials by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Can't you get monitors with speakers? And someone already pointed out about USB, so that just leaves the monitor to plug in.

      Well yeah, that's true. But put it this way, for years home computers such as the Amiga had the keyboard built-in, but for all the advantages people might have tried to advocate for that platform, I never heard anyone say "Well, you don't have to plug the keyboard in, that makes it more user-friendly".

    109. Re:I don't care for these commercials by remove+office · · Score: 1

      "Or, buy one of the macs that comes with ports on the front."

      "If these exist, I honestly didn't know it."

      Ever heard of a Mac Pro? I'm using one right now and I can assure you that it does, in fact, have 2 USB 2.0 ports, two Firewire ports (one 400, one 800), and a headphone jack. Macs with USB ports on the front do exist.

    110. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dcam · · Score: 1

      Honestly I am not sure why all the keyboards and mice are USB now...

      KVM.

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    111. Re:I don't care for these commercials by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I think Slate got it right when it comes to these ads. They're kinda funny, but really mean-spirited. They're "Haha...you suck!!"-ads that don't appeal to me.

      I disagree completely on this. Everyone I asked sees these ads as light-hearted jabs rather than mean-spirited. They're just a bit of fun and non-technical people really like them.

    112. Re:I don't care for these commercials by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Dell is coded that way: I forgot. But that's not the color coding on the headset, which is black/red (going into green/pink). The Mac (a Macbook) has no color coding.

    113. Re:I don't care for these commercials by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Yes it does. It has for ages.

      Not on any PC I've ever built. In fact, I tried this just two days ago when I was troubleshooting the machine, before I remembered that PS/2 is not hot-pluggable.

      I don't think KVMs count, as they're always connected on ground and (I think) power, just not data. That doesn't make them hot-pluggable as you're not physically removing the plugs from the sockets and plugging them back in.

    114. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Used to be, and is still strong because of existing userbase. But there's no difference between generating your pre-press work on a PC or a Mac these days. Colour management is "different but the same", the Adobe suite and other packages are the same.

      Movies? Final Cut Pro is fantastic software, and people would like to believe it's the hot shit, ready to push Adobe off its perch. Truth is, it already has. More people use FCP than Premiere Pro. Problem is, that's not the package it needs to beat. For that, you're looking at the Avid suite. And nothing FCP/iMovie does comes remotely close. We're talking working with multiple 4K mpeg streams in realtime, etc.

      Thing is, you can't really pick and choose. Saying movies is not much in the realm of the Mac flies in the face of what Apple, the fanboys, etc proclaims loudly to everyone who will listen - just because it's not as successful ... it just doesn't sound quite so cool to say "well, we've got a product that does alright for consumer/"semi" pro, etc, it's just not able to compete with the high end", far easier to say "well, that was never really something we aimed for ..."

    115. Re:I don't care for these commercials by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      The monitor, tower, and speakers will also all require their own power. On the other hand, all of the hardware in an iMac is contained in a single unit. You plug the power into the unit, then plug in your keyboard and mouse.

      Well, since we're comparing apples to kumquats, the Mac you described is way harder to set up than my notebook. I literally just had to take it out of the box, open the lid, and hit the power button. (OK, I plugged it in and charged the battery for 24 hours first, but I didn't have to.) Seriously, though, the problem most home users have with their computer is not plugging in the damn keyboard and mouse. Now, if you're an Amish teenager on rumspringa, and you're never used an electric appliance before, that might be a different story. Now that would be a good ad.

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    116. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      B.b.b.but the Mac ads tell me "It Just Works!"

      Now you're adding all sorts of disclaimers about how it's really:

      "It Just Works!*

      *Presuming hardware is okay, presuming you don't have a 'problematic' piece of hardware, presuming you expect 'first gen' problems."

    117. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      So, what you're really saying is that Windows and Ubuntu blithely ignore the USB spec. The device reports its current-supply needs at enumeration, and if it needs more than 100 mA and if it's plugged into a bus-powered hub, the OS is supposed to say, "Sorry, not enough current available."

      Interesting spin. What are the odds that two very different OSes respond the same way, and OSX doesn't? Especially given that the devices he mentioned don't require a larger current supply. It doesn't indicate a possible bug with OSX? Oh no, not that, instead, the other OSes "blithely ignore the USB spec". Hmm...

    118. Re:I don't care for these commercials by ben+there... · · Score: 1
      "in a Windows vs OS X comparison, you resort to the argument that you don't use Windows or OS X because you prefer Linux" - good point

      "you don't think it's a problem that the out-of-box experience for Windows is poor because it's the OEM's fault" - good point

      "you've got a smug attitude about how your set of values is more important than other users'." - ad hominem

      "Can't argue with you - you're definitely a classic early-stage techie." - ad hominem

      "When I hear a end users complaining about the fact that when they leave their computer alone, it runs up a few CPU cycles, I'll start giving that kind of logic some weight." - good point

      It was more like 40%. I didn't parse it right the first time I read it, and missed a few points.

      Oh yeah, and I wasn't accusing you of karma whoring. Just wondering how it got modded up from my interpretation of what you said.

      My post probably wasn't worth posting. Maybe I was in a bad mood....oh....3 hours ago, lol.
    119. Re:I don't care for these commercials by toddestan · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned, USB is chainable.

      Not it's not. Well, atleast not like Firewire, which is chainable. All those devices that have USB ports on them (mostly keyboards), do it by putting a USB hub in the device, and then hardwiring the device to the USB hub. Of course you can just keep on plugging hubs into hubs, which does give the impression that it is chainable.

    120. Re:I don't care for these commercials by BitGeek · · Score: 1


      That comment is so... 1994, and hell, in 1994 it was wrong too.

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    121. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      USB can be plugged in and unplugged while the machine is running. PS/2 cannot.
      This is an unimportant point in the context, but I still feel the need to point out that it's wrong. PS/2 devices can be plugged and unplugged during operation, and they even have hotplug detect. In Linux, it doesn't matter the slightest whether you put the mouse in the keyboard plug or the other way around. It's just Windows that doesn't support it, PS/2 does (maybe Windows does support it these days -- I haven't used it regularly since the days of W98).

      That said, I completely and fully agree that USB is still better in every possible regard (except design simplicity, that is).

    122. Re:I don't care for these commercials by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Sorry to break your bubble, but I'm pretty sure that "responsiveness, consistency, and day-to-day usability" is the definition of polish when it comes to intefaces.

    123. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "Let me explain this to you : Apple stuff is made by and for creative people. And creative people don't wear neckties, glasses and other boring stuff that makes you look like the average clerk or this PC-guy."

      As if you're qualified to make such statements, Mr AC.

      Let me explain this to you: Apple stuff is made by engineers at a very large corporation. As to how they dress---not any different than many other computer and software companies. Additionally, Apple stuff is made for anyone who will buy them and Apple won't refuse a sale to you even if you wear a suit and tie. Apple has no monopoly on any given type of user and creative people wear all sorts of clothes.

      "Of course it's different when they go see their lawyers to sue you for violating their priceless intellectual property (that's why they're creative after all)."

      Yes, of course. People choose creative activities so they can "sue you".

      Creative professionals use all sorts of tools depending on what they do. When you run Photoshop there's little difference between a mac and PC except that the mac is much slower (a universal binary and an Intel processor will finally fix that). Apple hasn't always targeted creative types---they simply grew into that market.

    124. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "Windows may run fine out of the box - assuming you're satisfied with the rather basic set of software Windows includes"

      OS X may run fine out of the box - assuming you're satisfied with the rather basic set of software OS X includes.

      When I bought a Powermac, the first time it powered on it failed to configure its networking before attempting to contact Apple for my personal information. It proceeded to lock hard and require a power cycle. No manufacturer can lay claim to a flawless out-of-box user experience, not even Apple.

      Yes, PCs are frequently bundled with a bunch of crap. In my experience the bundled software has never gotten in my way though I always take a few minutes and remove it. I would agree that the typical initial mac experience is better than the comparable PC one but, like most all other mac advertising claims, is way overblown. Frankly I think the inevitable, mysterious degradation of PC performance is a far worse problem than how they work out of the box.

    125. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Except that much of the targetted criticism of PCs (viruses, crashing, etc) is obviously Windows-specific. From a typical user's standpoint, PC and Windows are the same thing and I really don't get what your point is. Why would Apple refer to its competitor by name when it doesn't have to? It's always best to not give your competitor's name airplay at your expense.

      Now, if what you're saying is that the PC Apple refers to may well run Linux or BSD, then their claim that PCs are vulnerable to viruses is an outright lie.

    126. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      What about a Powermac, then?

      The difference between a two piece computer and a three piece is the connection of the monitor. Surely you aren't arguing that macs are innovative in that regard?

      Basically all PC's support USB keyboards and mice. Connectors are color coded and audio connectors are the same for macs and PCs. There are two piece PCs as well for those who value that. I don't think setting up a machine is as difficult as you make it out to be.

    127. Re:I don't care for these commercials by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "USB can be plugged in and unplugged while the machine is running. PS/2 cannot."

      That is true. It's also of little value to mice and keyboards.

      "USB can be chained. PS/2 cannot."

      True but of no value to mice and keyboards.

      "USB can be used for higher speed connections to cameras, and the like. PS/2 cannot."

      Irrelevant to mice and keyboards.

      "As for every non-server having a P/2 port, they take up space that could be used for other ports and they take up more space than USB ports which can provide greater functionality."

      A mouse and a keyboard require two ports regardless of the connector type and PS/2 connectors do not take more space than USB ones. Your argument here is simply wrong. The sole value of using USB for a keyboard is that it can include a USB hub for the mouse.

      Some PC's, notably notebooks, mutliplex the mouse and keyboard connectors on the same plug. A user can use a mouse or a keyboard and have it work or use a splitter and connect both. Space is not an argument for dropping PS/2. Simplification of port types is.

    128. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shits me, too.
      Mac user since OS7 (establishing my cred...) and I have a new iMac 20" w/Intel CPU - can't plug my iPod into the keyboard. "Insufficient Power". I understand the "why" but I think Apple should have thought a leetle more about this. It wouldn't work in my G4's keyboard, but I knew that one is USB1. I would have thought that the new iMac would have an easy port for plugging in USB devices, especially the ubiquitous iPod. Hell, call it an "iPod port" :-)

    129. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "USB can be plugged in and unplugged while the machine is running. PS/2 cannot."

      That is true. It's also of little value to mice and keyboards.
      -not true, ever had a connector get disconected accidentally, having to reboot to have the damn thing recognized is a pain in the ass.
      "USB can be chained. PS/2 cannot."

      True but of no value to mice and keyboards.
      -unless you like conserving ports and get a keyboard with a port built in.

      "USB can be used for higher speed connections to cameras, and the like. PS/2 cannot."

      Irrelevant to mice and keyboards.
      -absolutely not true, a faster connection is invaluable for mice, a good mouse has a higher polling rate and requires a higher speed connection to the computer.

    130. Re:I don't care for these commercials by mgblst · · Score: 1

      And that, my friend, is why you don't have a girlfriend. Who are all the chicks going to hang around, the fat guy or the apple nerd?

    131. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      My camera doesn't charge off the cable, this is not an average consumer grade camera, it's a Nikon D70s. And I went home and checked: my camera's manual specifically states that it does not require a powered USB port to connect. OSX reports that it does, all other OS's do not. You tell me where the bug is: either my camera manufacturer, Linux, and Microsoft are all wrong, or OSX is. Occam's Razor.

    132. Re:I don't care for these commercials by nursegirl · · Score: 1

      I meant the PC experience for the average computer user, rather than the Mac experience for the new computer user. The PC experience involves all sorts of faulty and frustrating components ("Get a Compuserve Account" "Buy Encarta")added on by the OEMs, which aren't part of Windows, but the average PC user doesn't know that. The PC experience involves a whole bunch of cables with different pieces to put in different places. This has nothing to do with Windows, but the average PC user doesn't know that.

      The Mac experience involves getting a simple box, with simple, beautifully designed graphics about how to connect the two or three cables that are needed. Everything on the Mac OS X desktop out-of-the-box is usable, with little nagware or crippleware.

      To the average user, it really doesn't matter whether those differences are the fault of Microsoft, HP, or FutureShop. They are just annoyances and frustrations that go along with owning a PC.

    133. Re:I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      This is an unimportant point in the context, but I still feel the need to point out that it's wrong. PS/2 devices can be plugged and unplugged during operation, and they even have hotplug detect.

      If you bother to read the other comments in this thread, hot swapping is not part of the PS/2 spec. Some hardware manufacturers provide more robust IO connections and dynamic fuses to keep hot swapping PS/2 from potentially damaging your hardware, but not all hardware vendors do this. Especially on older machines, you should never hot swap PS/2 connectors unless you want to risk burning out your controllers. Claiming otherwise is doing a great disservice to people and may cause them to damage their gear. Please stop it.

    134. Re:I don't care for these commercials by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but think of all the games for Mac that don't work on PC! I mean, seriously. When was the last time you saw a company release a game for Windows? ...

      Yeah, that's right. Every fucking time.

      I use a computer for work, music (I hate the iTunes interface), playing movies, and games - but mainly games, work, and web browsing. I'll take Windows before a mac, and Linux before Windows when I can...

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    135. Re: I don't care for these commercials by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard of that before, and even now it's a bit hard for me to believe that. If hotplugging PS/2 equipment could truly be damaging to the system, I can't imagine that the designers wouldn't have gone through more effort to secure the connectors far more. It isn't exactly just a few times that PS/2 equipment has come loose and disconnected "on its own". When that happens, it is the natural reaction of anyone without intimate knowledge of the system to just reconnect it again, and if such a simple act could damage the system, it would be easy for the victims to sue the computer manufacturer.

    136. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      So, what you're really saying is that Windows and Ubuntu blithely ignore the USB spec. The device reports its current-supply needs at enumeration, and if it needs more than 100 mA and if it's plugged into a bus-powered hub, the OS is supposed to say, "Sorry, not enough current available."
      Interesting spin. What are the odds that two very different OSes respond the same way, and OSX doesn't? Especially given that the devices he mentioned don't require a larger current supply. It doesn't indicate a possible bug with OSX? Oh no, not that, instead, the other OSes "blithely ignore the USB spec". Hmm...
      If the operating system doesn't honor the device's reported current requirements, then it's a bug. Read the USB spec.
    137. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      That is not determinable from his description. He says "Windows and Linux operate the device happily. OS X refuses to, saying the device requires a powered hub." You are not able to determine that the device is requesting current, but Windows and Linux are hosting the device in spite of this. OS X could just as easily (in fact, more easily, given that multiple other disparate OSes handle the devices without issue) be incorrectly reporting that the device requires current.

    138. Re: I don't care for these commercials by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      If hotplugging PS/2 equipment could truly be damaging to the system, I can't imagine that the designers wouldn't have gone through more effort to secure the connectors far more.

      PS/2 is a specification from IBM that went along with their OS2 system. Back then, users were corporations and hobbyists and lots of things could fry your computer. How often did someone detach a mouse or keyboard and plug it back in, especially when no OS supported rescanning for the devices? Even so, the chances of damaging your system by doing this once were and are small. Doing it regularly, however, could easily result in burning out either the controller, or later the fuse on the mainboard.

      ... it would be easy for the victims to sue the computer manufacturer.

      If you misuse machinery and it breaks, you have a hard time winning a lawsuit. The instructions on almost all computers, even now, clearly tell you not to plug in PS/2 devices while the computer is running. Does Windows even support this? Now that computers are ubiquitous, manufactures generally try to use dynamic fuses to make this less of an issue, but even today, how many normal computer users do you know that leave their machine on when not in use and ever unplug the keyboard and mouse? Don't mistake that for assuming all PS/2 sockets will survive regular hot plugging.

    139. Re:I don't care for these commercials by johansalk · · Score: 1

      If the user really wants a great "out-of-the-box" OS installation I don't think ubuntu followed by automatix can be topped. I tried it the other day, and I'm still amazed at how easy, fast, yet great desktop installation it was. I then followed that with "sudo aptitude kubuntu-desktop" and it installed KDE. After that, there's nothing I'd ever come across that comes near the ease of installing and removing software on a connected debian (ubuntu) system. I'll actually put it this way; even if I were offered $500 to dump my ubuntu system and go back to Windows or OSX, I'd refuse.

    140. Re:I don't care for these commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you read the USB spec for a second instead of blithely defending Windows and attacking OSX?

      When a device is plugged in it reports to the system what power it requires, what kind of device it is, a specific manufacturer/model code, and so on. If this power requirement is > than the specifications of the port it's plugged into, the OS is supposed to tell the user this. And yes, OSX does this.

      I've never seen Windows complain about USB bus power before. On a few occasions I've jostled the power cable loose on my USB hub before, and about the only time I found out what I did was when battery-powered attached devices fully discharged & went offline.

      So, let's review: Does this mean that Microsoft has found some magical way of overcoming the power draw issue? Or is it possible, just possible, that they ignore this part of the spec?

    141. Re:I don't care for these commercials by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      If all she needs to do is write letters on occasion, I think MacOS X now includes some kind of text editor/word processor similar to Wordpad. I believe they even made it read Word documents pretty well. You might want to ask your friendly Apple retail store about it.

      I really like Pages, which is Apple's advanced word processor. It has really nice style sheet support and you can build great looking documents with it without nearly as much effort as Word requires. And if you need to do presentations, Keynote is a must, and they're both bundled into the iWork package. I just hope they'll get a spreadsheet in it one of these days; when that happens I can dump Office without tears.

      I bought the first Office X years ago, because people kept on sending me Word documents I had to read (this is before Apple added that to the OS). It cost something like $469 and I thought it was a real ripoff. I use Excel occasionally and I tried Neooffice's spreadsheet, which seems sluggish and clunky. I don't love Excel but I don't like NeoOffice either. For one thing, it's very Windows like and reminds me of the gray gloom of the Windows UI whenever I use it :-(.

      However, now the Microsoft Office Student/Teacher edition would serve my needs just fine and I think it's in the $150 range. They basically allow anyone who doesn't want to blow the big bucks on more expensive versions to think of themselves as students or teachers, so the license is fine.

      With the exception of video editing/production software, I run mainly open source software on my Macs. It does great with such stalwarts as emacs, Ruby on Rails, mySQL, etc. And I really love the designer quality interface. I had to use Windows a few times recently and trying to get a printer to work was like pulling teeth. Despite my Unix proficiency, I had similar dismal experiences with desktop Linux.

      I have no doubt that you are right and it's possible to run a Windows machine without too much grief. Possible, but perhaps not the best use of your time. If you want to do great things, tis better to do them than to try and fight with the OS and anti-something software in the hopes that the machine won't eat itself up before it's a month old. And that's why I love Apple and MacOS X. It's not a perfect world, because we don't have perfection on this planet. But it's a better one, and for that I thank Steve and his minions.

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    142. Re:I don't care for these commercials by juushin · · Score: 1

      I, on the other hand, think these ads are brilliant. Of course they are bending the truth--don't most ads? When you see a commercial for a Saab (such as those they looped over and over during the tour de france), do you really think that the Saab can outpace six fighter jets? no, of course not. They do an excellent job poking fun at PCs. And why not? It is fun. If the world were divided into IBM and Apple (as the market nearly was long ago), you can bet IBM would be dealing the cards right back at Apple. I look forward to seeing more. In terms of entertainment value and amusement, they are an A, possibly an A+.

  5. Re:Summary incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incorrect grammar too:

    "... would be make me cry"

  6. Re:Summary incorrect. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your first mistake there was installing the quicktime plugin, it's almost as bad as the Acrobat Reader plugin.

    You're absolutely right. I booted my laptop, and it works perfectly under ubuntu.

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  7. Seriously? by Crunchyfroglegs · · Score: 1

    I mean, I am a mac fan, I use a PC, but I do love me a Big Mac every now and then(and yes I know that was a lame joke) but come on... If you're an Idiot you can use either, but apple is just grooving off of them. bah, and to portrey a PC as a middle age'd balding man... I can be trendy too!

    1. Re:Seriously? by DingerX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, it's the classic marketing mistake. Apple's competitors make the same one when they market their "not-an-iPods". You don't build market share by capitalizing on the fact that you don't have market share.
      In other words, you don't insult your potential market. Macintosh has a lot of image they can sell, sell simply, and sell well, and yet they focus on the PC's problems?

      Just because a large portion of Mac users seem to spend every waking hour mocking Windows doesn't mean that obsession is marketable (or is even what sensible Mac Fans do).

    2. Re:Seriously? by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Just because a large portion of Mac users seem to spend every waking hour mocking Windows doesn't mean that obsession is marketable (or is even what sensible Mac Fans do).
      You know, it's hard not to mock Windows users when they keep mocking Mac users. It's all about fighting back, especially since Windows really is a poor choice for a home computer, aside from gaming.

      And for the record, yes, I was with the PC crowd when Apple was still stuck in the 80's with their crappy Mac OS 9.
    3. Re:Seriously? by kcarlin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm sorry, it's the classic marketing mistake. Apple's competitors make the same one when they market their "not-an-iPods". You don't build market share by capitalizing on the fact that you don't have market share.
      In other words, you don't insult your potential market. Macintosh has a lot of image they can sell, sell simply, and sell well, and yet they focus on the PC's problems?

      Just because a large portion of Mac users seem to spend every waking hour mocking Windows doesn't mean that obsession is marketable (or is even what sensible Mac Fans do).


      Secret of marketing: Nobody identifies with the butt of a marketing campaign, including the "PC" character in these commercial. The bald, plumpish, corrected vision types with their carefully engineered VBA-enhanced spreadsheet applications at work cheerfully latch on to iPhoto slideshows with musical accompaniment that work out of the box and make their wives and kids smile.

      Only a few bitter "mom's basement" types actually latch on to loser-types in advertising.

      How many Mac users even care at this point what the PC offers?

      1) After being 0wn3d. Again.

      2) After having to buy a desktop full of shareware to get the functionality Mac provides out of the box. Again.

      3) After having their 6 year-old sign up for MSN/AOL because "it was on the desktop."

      4) After the latest Microsoft updates started up all those insecure services. Again. For the seventh year running.

      5) After being asked for the millionth time by PC users, "what did you use to put together that great slideshow of the cub scout soapbox derby?"

      The Mac/PC campaign uses humor to deflate the Microsoft/Dell "juggernaut", and remind that there is an alternative. A humorous nod to their daily frustrations resonates pretty well with consumers, combining that with the implicit promise that Apple does it different seems like a pretty smart campaign to me.

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    4. Re:Seriously? by phorest · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You are so right! That superiority complex spilleth out all over those commercials makes some potential users cringe. There's a sig floating around Slasdot to the effect... "Winners gauge their achievements according to their goals - Losers gauge their achievements according to their competition"

      People I know that are not OS fanboys at all have told me so. I just tell them it's all about lifestyle to those people. Not much different at all and they have problems (even if not the same problems) as well.

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    5. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Never happened to me. Please note, only fucktards use numbers instead of letters.

      2) Instead of forcing me to take functionality I don't want, why not give me the option to install clean and then get what I need? Oh, wait, like Windows and Linux!

      3) Because giving your 6 year-old full unsupervised access to your PC is a fucking brainy idea. Not to mention logging it into an admin account.

      4) Never happened to me.

      5) Irfanview. Or Powerpoint. Or any one of the myriad non-Apple-branded bits of software out there that do that job and more, and cost less than the $129 Mac OS X costs to upgrade when Apple decides they need more money.

      Hidden Option 6!) I can play all the fucking games I like, download whatever software I like, use all the websites and functionality that Mac has and more. I can make my computer look like a fucking Mac (if I ever wanted to), get all the fancy front end and all that bullshit via a couple of downloads, and in the end the difference between my Windows machine and your Mac is that the computing world in general actually gives a shit about Windows. The only reason your OS is still secure and hack-free is because nobody cares about Mac. You don't do anything important on there, you dick around with your iPods and iPricks and whatever. Who wants to hack your fucking machine and find your cub scout slideshow? It's a Fisher Price toy which costs about twice as much as a sensible person should pay.

      Those adverts make Mac users look like arrogant pricks, not intelligent computer users.

    6. Re:Seriously? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Back in Apple's darker days, it wasn't easy to be a mac user. I didn't go out of my way to try and force Apple on people, but if someone asked, I'd try to explain to them why I prefered macs over PC's. It was rare, however, for anyone even mildly computer savvy to just ask. Windows users were often hostile towards those "mac things", even if they had little knowledge of them.

      The mac community got a reputation as a bunch of elitest assholes, while that was only true of a very small portion of mac users. I'm not sure the mac side really started that fight. But if we were all elitests, why would we have been trying to bring every day people into the fold? The intentions, as far as I can tell, were to A)Educate people about an alternative to DOS/Windows, and B)Keep Apple in business so that we'd still have that alternative in the future.

      Why have Windows users historically been so judgemental of Mac users? The prevailing thought among the mac community was that they were secretly jealous, or unwilling to admit that they were had bought into a big monopoly that, in the end, resulted in crappy computing. I think it's more like the mindset that makes people with pickup trucks put decals of Calvin pissing on other truck manufacturer's logos. Computers were quite expensive back in the day, and people tend to defend such significant purchases. Now that computers are everywhere and cheaper, having one isn't such a big deal, so most people have mellowed out a bit.

      But yeah, MAC OS RULES! WINDOWS IS FOR JACKASSES! MICHAEL DELL CAN SUCK MY ASS! I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY LAST NAME TO JOBS AND NAME MY FIRST KID STEVE! WOOOOO!

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    7. Re:Seriously? by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Secret of marketing: Nobody identifies with the butt of a marketing campaign, including the "PC" character in these commercial.

      Except it's John Hodgman, who is awesome. And anyone who watches the daily show is probably to some degree or another in their intended target audience.

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    8. Re:Seriously? by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Why are we so judgmental of Mac users? I dunno, probably 'cos every time anyone mentions "chip on the shoulder" and Macintosh in the same sentence, they get modded as flamebait. Probably because the whole ad campaign expresses this "chip on shoulder" attitude.

      Hey, I agree Macintosh ownership represents a whole different philosophical approach to computers than that sported by Windows. And I've spent a good deal of my life being frustrated to hell by both of them. But all I'm saying here is that if Macintosh wants to move product and to gain converts, the best way is not to get in a pissing match with Windows. They've been trying that line for years, and it hasn't given Apple much of the PC market share.

      Think of it this way: the iPod didn't make it to market dominance by comparing its features to every other MP3 player that was available on the market. The iPod sold because Apple was able to convince people it wasn't just a gadget, but a lifestyle and a fashion choice, and they did that through marketing. Now Microsoft and its Plays for Sure (sic) program explicitly targets Apple, publishing slick brochures comparing features of various players to the iPod. And guess what? That ad campaign isn't working either. If anything, it reinforces the dominance of Apple.

      That's the underlying semantic problem: every statement brings to mind its opposite. If you state "Product A is better than Product B", you also concede to the viewer the possibility of considering "Product B is better than Product A", and if there's reason to believe it is (such as the neighbor bitching that he has to pay $200 to upgrade his laptop from 10.1 to 10.2 just to get on the WLAN, or motherboard problems, or lack of games, or what have you), then the message is weak. If you ignore Product B altogether, and sell "Product A is what you want", then the audience may consider whether they really want it, but they won't conceive of the competition.

    9. Re:Seriously? by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      You know, it's hard not to mock Windows users when they keep mocking Mac users. It's all about fighting back, especially since Windows really is a poor choice for a home computer, aside from gaming.

      If by "mocking" you mean "ignoring".

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    10. Re:Seriously? by lee1026 · · Score: 1

      Really now, the open source movement have provided us with everything we need to get the functionality the Mac provides out of the box. Well, most of it anyway.

    11. Re:Seriously? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      The prevailing thought among the mac community was that they were secretly jealous, or unwilling to admit that they were had bought into a big monopoly that, in the end, resulted in crappy computing.

      If that is the prevailing thought in the Mac community, doesn't it sort of not jive with you saying they're not really elitest? There's no comparison of value there, no comparison of experience. It's a judgement that people who chose differently were dumb and now they're pretending they didn't notice how dumb they are.

      Maybe Mac users aren't elitest in the sense that they want to keep Macs as a smaller segment of the population, but it seems that they are elitest in that they think they're better or smarter than you because of their choice.

      As many users have pointed out, Macs, and iPods, and really anything from Apple are as much statement as reason. I'm not cool if I have an MP3 player other than an iPod, and I'm not cool if I don't use the "clearly better" Mac and OS X. Half of their selling point is that eliteism--even when, like iPods, they dominate the market.

      And you know what? There's nothing much wrong with that position, but in my experience people are not willing to admit it.

    12. Re:Seriously? by jamshid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I love John Hodgman. The Mac guy isn't very likable. I thought this was really funny: http://www.technewsology.com/macvspc.html

    13. Re:Seriously? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      That's definitely part of it, but as I tried to explain in my earlier comment, I don't think that that attitude was as widespread as people pretended it was, and much of that attitude that did exist was formed basically in retaliation to the criticism that PC users tended to dish out. It's sort of a chicken and egg problem. Each side snickered about the other, and the general animosity grew to an almost religious fervor. Now it's less of a big deal in general, Windows is much improved, Apple is healthy and growing, and we've all got the linux weenies to make fun of ;)

      I won't argue that the iPod is at least 50% image, especially with the younger crowd. But the mac enthusiasm really was born from an appreciation of a quality computer experience. The hip factor of the iPod might be bleeding over to macs now, I don't really pay that much attention any more.

      I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I never saw myself as smarter or better than everyone else because I had a Mac on my desk at home. I considered myself lucky that my mom decided to buy one for whatever reason. What a found most frustrating was that PC users were quick to hassle me about my decision, yet completely unwilling to give a mac a fair chance to prove itself. If they were just indifferent, that's their perogative, but an indifferent person wouldn't have spent the effort to tell me why my computer was a piece of crap. That sort of thing was confusing and annoying, and with our beloved computer company going through some tough times financially and maybe ideologically(I don't like using that word here, but can't think of better right now), it just seemed like the mean ol' windows users were picking on us cause they liked being bullies. They shouldn't have been surprised that people fought back a little.

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    14. Re:Seriously? by Crunchyfroglegs · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm not calling the PC crowd smart, but when they say the a PC cannot do anything that is remotly "entertaining" yes, spreadsheets can be made on macs too. And when they have to port Microsoft Office, because their software sucks.... its the irony. and anyone who chooses AOL, or MSN, needs to get a mac....

    15. Re:Seriously? by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      And for the record, yes, I was with the PC crowd when Apple was still stuck in the 80's with their crappy Mac OS 9.

      Umm, in the 80s the latest Mac OS version was 6.0.something. And it was still light years ahead of Windows 2.0, which is all you could run GUI-wise on your PC at the time. System 7.0 came out around about the same time as Windows 3.0, in about 1991. Mac OS 9 wasn't released until about 1998, and at that time, yes, its architecture was behind the curve. Still more usable than Windows, but didn't tick all the geek boxes.

    16. Re:Seriously? by kcarlin · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm not calling the PC crowd smart, but when they say the a PC cannot do anything that is remotly "entertaining" yes, spreadsheets can be made on macs too. And when they have to port Microsoft Office, because their software sucks.... its the irony. and anyone who chooses AOL, or MSN, needs to get a mac....

      Yes, Steve worries about having Office available on his platform. But I've converted most of the home user crowd and some middle managers to OpenOffice on the PC or NeoOffice on the Mac. Not for everyone, but much better for those likelier to be victimized by Microsoft Automation than to profit by it.

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  8. Haaaaaaaaahahahahhaa by Evro · · Score: 0, Redundant
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  9. these ones are better by muftak · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:these ones are better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, thanks for the link, those videos were very funny!

    2. Re:these ones are better by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      That is some seriously funny shit, especially the 'upgrade' one. Wish I had some 'interesting/funny' mod points to give ya.

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    3. Re:these ones are better by NaveNosnave · · Score: 1

      If by "better" you mean "more racist", then, yes, you're right.

  10. "Make You Cry"? But I Thought... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that Hemos was the point person for slashvertisements?

    Now I'm confused. If I want to get my ad on slashdot is or is not Hemos the person I am supposed to contact? If the policy has changed, we should be notified, no?

  11. It's old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing like most of you, these ad's serve to turn off a lot of us current "PC" users. The young hip image is really getting played out in my mind and since a huge majority of the world is using Windows based PC's (and getting work as well as play done on it) I would think they might take offense to these ads.

    I've toyed around the idea with buying a Mac as my next computer, however ads like this make me reconsider.

    1. Re:It's old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, you let television ads dictate what type of computer you buy? And you're on Slashdot??

    2. Re:It's old by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      "Often a person will subscribe to a position only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid." - Nietzsche

      Sometimes, we decide what to do not by picking the best option, but rather by elminating all of the distasteful ones and going with whatever's left. Do I want to buy a Mac and be associated with the snootiness of these ads, much less the general stereotype of an Apple kool-aid drinker? I personally don't really care, but I can see how someone reasonably would.

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    3. Re:It's old by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 0, Troll

      What makes you think we want you on our platform to begin with, beige boy? These ads aren't meant for you.

    4. Re:It's old by danceswithtrees · · Score: 1
      "Often a person will subscribe to a position only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid." - Nietzsche

      The argument could just as easily be applied the other way. Some people decide to use a Mac not only because it just works but because it runs counter to everything a PC stands for: lemming-like devotion to an arguably inferior OS, the OS of choice for an immoral corporate America that would pimp out mom for a profit, giving more money to a mega-corporation convicted of monopolistic practices, blatant disregard for open-standards and apple pie, etc.

      Having said that, I do think that the Apple ads are rather mean-spirited and insulting to the people that they want to win over (Microsoft's ads on the other hand are pretty slick and leave you with a feel-good feeling even though there is little to no substance to their ads). Perhaps Apple is hoping that potential customers are so fed up with Windows that they just need to be shown an alternative before they jump ship.

    5. Re:It's old by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      I agree, and you are quite right. That was precisely Nietzsche's point; that quote was the beginning of a segment devoted to a diatribe against the inanities of partisan politics. (my favorite: "Whoever thinks much is not suitable as a party member: he soon thinks himself right through the party.") The fact remains, however, that amongst options provided to a person (such as, apropos, Apple v. Microsoft), that is the decision making heuristic that people have to use--the least of all evils. Then choice boils down to application of personal prejudices. In order to escape that trap, people have to create their own options. Hey, I guess Nietzsche would have been a Linux fan. ;)

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    6. Re:It's old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The line is "At times, one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid." And taken out of context, you might, if you're feeling particularly touchy, assume that Nietzche was applauding such behavior, as opposed to merely observing it.

      So you have an idea in your head about all these horrible vacuous Mac users. This is an idea that helps you remain faithful to your cause: hating Macs. It's logically fallacious and you know it. Why should the aesthetic qualities of a product or idea's fans govern your perception of its functions? Sure, it should have an effect, but when all else fails and it seems clear that Macs (for instance) are functionally superior, do you really feel good pointing desperately at some hipsters and saying "BUT THESE JERKS USE MACS"?

      Do you hate Doc Martens because neo-nazis sport them? Do you detest the internal combustion engine because the primaray motivation in its invention and improvement was warmaking?

      This is why I hate quotations. This Nietzche tidbit is an ice-cold dismissal of your petty snobbery, not an endorsement. Read books.

    7. Re:It's old by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      I was quoting from memory, so pardon the inaccuracy. Hey, buddy, how's this. How about "read posts". The other half of the thread makes clear that a. Nietzsche isn't applauding that behavior and b. I knew that. I just got through reading Kaufmann's fantastic study of Nietzsche's works, and I find a great deal of value in his philosophy (which I had studied extensively prior to getting the Kaufmann book). I don't agree with all, or even most of what he had to say, but his criticisms of politics, among other things, were spot on.

      And, yes, exactly what I was saying was that many mac users buy macs to feel part of the club, or to feel in opposition to another club. SAme thing with windows users. I didn't say I approved, or even that my approval matters (because it obviously doesn't) but rather that they do it for an identifiable reason at all.

      The only thing that makes me feel dirty about this argument is that I am having it with a ring-and-run AC. That, if anything, is stupid. But if I have a weakness, it is the overwhelming desire to yell at people who think they know something substantial about someone's intellect, education, or anything else just because they glanced at one of their posts.

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    8. Re:It's old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (You'll have to assume that I'm the same AC from the grandparent. I am.)

      Here's your ringback. I'm sorry, you're right: I fell prey to Default Internet User Assumption syndrome. There was little indication from the content of your post alone what your familiarity with Nietzche or anything was, and I'm sorry I had to editorialize about it. I was angry and a dick.

      I did read your whole post, but I inferred that you meant to approve of this type of groupthink mostly from the surrounding context: the type of comments threads these articles tend to cause, the sort of emotional gain-pumping that happens to your flamer's train of thought when he is "justifying" his abject hatred for something. None of these things were necessarily true of you.

      I hope you see my point, though. Observational quotes are taken as normative ones all the damn time, especially in the service of somebody justifying their irrational behavior. Forgive me for jumping the gun.

    9. Re:It's old by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      No problem. Sorry about calling you a ring-and-run, BTW. I understand your point and generally agree with it, also; people use quotes all the time to justify irrationality; Nietzsche, ironically, is probably the second runner-up in world history for getting screwed in this particular way. (That ranking is, of course, flexible. ;) ) I rarely quote for that precise reason (but it just seemed to fit so well, y'know?) Also, don't feel bad in particular that you mistook my comments in particular for normative rather than descriptive ones; people do that to me all the time. I think people expect me to be spewing an opinion, it must be something about my style.

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  12. Re:Summary incorrect. by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

    "(oh - and anyone else having the quicktime plugin for ff crash ff when trying to play these?)"

    Yep, guess it was only designed for Safari.

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  13. That's plain wrong by Vandil+X · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're kinda funny, but really mean-spirited. They're "Haha...you suck!!"-ads that don't appeal to me.

    Far nicer than the political ads that are swamping televisions this election year.

    It makes the PC look productive and serious, instead of the slacker Mac OS X.

    Actually, it points out what people already know: Corporations and businesses use Windows PCs. Windows for many is Word and Excel. And almost everyone who has used a Windows PC at work has hated it at some point. Showing you a desktop after logging in but not being able to do anything for an additional 30-120 seconds. Programs with odd names performing illegal operations and offering them the change to debug, only to do nothing useful. And so on.

    The Mac is being shown in the light of being a computer for your home life, far away from spreadsheets and Active Directory, where your photos, home movies, and music play a much stronger role, and showing ease-of-use for doing nice things with that media.

    Windows runs fine out of the box, there's virtually no advanced configuration after you've installed it.

    Remember that the majority of new Windows PC owners buy an OEM machine and can barely plug in all the color-coded cables. They turn it on and the Windows setup wizard starts as you said. Fine. Now your OEM machine is detecting the 3-in-one inkjet-scanner-fax printer that came bundled free with the computer. Windows is now pompting them to install three items it has detected. Each one throwing up the New hardware wizard. Not to mention the computer's system image was from 4 months ago, so they need to download 55MB of patches on their dial-up connection in order to be "safe".

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    1. Re:That's plain wrong by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Far nicer than the political ads that are swamping televisions this election year.

      Apple Ads: Still more truthful and less nasty than the 2004 election campaign.

      Not a motto I'd be proud of for my company ;-)

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    2. Re:That's plain wrong by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the network setup wizard and the installation of anti-virus software on a PC!

      ~UP

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    3. Re:That's plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I opened up my dual core mac, I had to download 123 megabytes of updates to the OS. . . I wasn't sure if it was to be "safe" or not, as there were no real details on this issue provided. So I just blindly clicked "ok." And you know what? When it was done, I had to reboot. But it was a very "advanced" reboot. Then when it came back up, it had me strike keys on my keyboard so it could figure out what kind of keyboard I was using. I thought it was the keyboardy kind of keyboard, but I guess it wasn't. Also, I noticed that my monitor and mac came in 2 different boxes. . . but the commercial indicated I could just open the box and make a webpage. Not so much. Then I discovered that if I wanted to do this "easily," I could pay an additional 80 dollars a year to rent the software that makes this easy to do. Yes. . . so advanced it makes me cry.

    4. Re:That's plain wrong by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1
      Not to mention the computer's system image was from 4 months ago, so they need to download 55MB of patches on their dial-up connection in order to be "safe".
      Do you know how much data I had to download to get my Ubuntu Dapper up-to-date? 55MB is ok.

      As a side-note, Windows runs out of the box fine as long as it came with your computer (pre-installed). I never had any problems starting up for the first time a pre-installed Windows except the trial garbage the oem throws in there. Try installing Windows to a "blank" computer though, it is _not_ nice... Especially when compared to clean-installing Linux: much easier.

    5. Re:That's plain wrong by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The Mac is being shown in the light of being a computer for your home life, far away from spreadsheets and Active Directory, where your photos, home movies, and music play a much stronger role, and showing ease-of-use for doing nice things with that media.
      if they're conceding the office world to Windows, they'd better take extra care to explain how you can play games on a Mac with bootcamp because a solitaire game is only going to stay interesting for so long
    6. Re:That's plain wrong by genghis_1971 · · Score: 1

      Mac has employed 'truthiness' in these ads which is appearently the new standard Mac consumers ask.

    7. Re:That's plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mac is being shown in the light of being a computer for your home life, far away from spreadsheets and Active Directory, where your photos, home movies, and music play a much stronger role, and showing ease-of-use for doing nice things with that media.
       
      Please, the vast majority of home users don't use their home PC for productive reasons and the Windows PC works with all of this. And your forgetting the number 2 use of a home PC today... Games... Oh my, why did the fanboys run for cover?
       
      aside from managing an iPod or printing out digital photos the vast majority of what you're trying to bring to light really doesn't apply and I have never met anyone who has had problems with music management or printing photos on a windows box.
       
        almost everyone who has used a Windows PC at work has hated it at some point.
       
      Could the keyword here be "work"? If you haven't noticed people have less tolerence for ANYTHING while on the clock. An Apple isn't going to change the employees outlook on the job. That's why they have people punch timeclocks, if it was a good enjoyable time they'd charge admission.

    8. Re:That's plain wrong by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Remember that the majority of new Windows PC owners buy an OEM machine and can barely plug in all the color-coded cables. They turn it on and the Windows setup wizard starts as you said. Fine. Now your OEM machine is detecting the 3-in-one inkjet-scanner-fax printer that came bundled free with the computer. Windows is now pompting them to install three items it has detected. Each one throwing up the New hardware wizard. Not to mention the computer's system image was from 4 months ago, so they need to download 55MB of patches on their dial-up connection in order to be "safe".

      And don't forget half a hard drive filled with demo apps that will expire in 30 days if you don't buy them. I had to clean off all kinds of worthless crap on my parents' new machine and install their working applications.

      Oh and then bounce all over over the OS to turn off the crappy Window's defaults. Which they HIDE!

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    9. Re:That's plain wrong by nick.ian.k · · Score: 1

      "Far nicer than the political ads that are swamping televisions this election year. "

      What's next..."Gacey wasn't so evil as Dahmer because Gacey didn't eat his victims genitals?"

    10. Re:That's plain wrong by terrymr · · Score: 1

      I once knew somebody who quit their job because windows kept telling them they'd performed an illegal instruction. Apparently they thought the computer was reporting them to the cops or something.

    11. Re:That's plain wrong by rgravina · · Score: 1
      And your forgetting the number 2 use of a home PC today... Games...

      BS. Amoungst teenagers maybe, but most adults, when not using their computer for work or study, might use it to send email, browse the web, etc. etc. and maybe then play a game.

      Really whenever I hear someone claiming that one of the main reasons people don't use Macs to the degree they use Windows is that they want play computer games, makes me think they must be a high school kid who spends all their free time playing games. I used to spend nights/weekends trying to complete a game when I was that age, but now I don't because either I have work/study to do or I just have better things to do with my time. Games are not holding back Mac (or Linux) adoption, seriously.

    12. Re:That's plain wrong by JohnnyLocust · · Score: 2, Funny

      Programs with odd names performing illegal operations and offering them the change to debug, only to do nothing useful.

      Dont be silly. Buffer overflows can be very usefull :)

    13. Re:That's plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dork, most PC gamers aren't teenagers... you must be new around here.
       
      I know of very few people who do "work" on their home PC. Maybe you'd like to qualify that statement a bit more.
       
      Number one use: The internet, why do you think so many are in homes today? Number 2? Games. Maybe not the reason most people boguht a PC but after the wow factor of the internet and all it's pr0n wears off most people either turn to games or use their PCs for about a half an hour a week to check e-mail and their bank accounts.
       
      I'm glad that you feel high and mighty about having "better things to do" in your spare time but when it comes down to it Joe Sixpack likes TV and gaming.

    14. Re:That's plain wrong by psymastr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah. It's unbelievable at what lengths people will go to defend Apple. Maybe it's the huge price tag that gives them the will.

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    15. Re:That's plain wrong by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it points out what people already know: Corporations and businesses use Windows PCs. Windows for many is Word and Excel.

      Not really relevant, unless we've skipped back 20 years. Back then, PCs were dominant in business, but not in the home market which was taken up by many other types of computers. But now it's different - Windows PCs are dominant in the home too. It seems a bit weak (and outdated) to me to still try to portray them as business machines only. And that strategy didn't work in the 80s/90s when PCs started to become more popular in homes, so I don't see why it will work now.

      The Mac is being shown in the light of being a computer for your home life, far away from spreadsheets and Active Directory, where your photos, home movies, and music play a much stronger role, and showing ease-of-use for doing nice things with that media.

      Yeah, all the things people use PCs for. People may use PCs at work for "Word and Excel", but that's not all they use them for.

    16. Re:That's plain wrong by toddestan · · Score: 1

      And don't forget half a hard drive filled with demo apps that will expire in 30 days if you don't buy them. I had to clean off all kinds of worthless crap on my parents' new machine and install their working applications.

      Don't forget the Apple nagware, such as "Buy Quicktime Pro!" which constantly pops up.

      Though you're right about OEM machines. Pretty much the first thing needed on those a reformat and a reinstallation with a standard Windows XP disk (not a restore disk).

    17. Re:That's plain wrong by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

      Possibly. However, if you're apparently laboring under the impression that the company's name is "Mac," as appears to be the case from your post, it's clear some of your impressions of "Mac" are a bit off.

    18. Re:That's plain wrong by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Far nicer than the political ads that are swamping televisions this election year.
       
      Sure, maybe I did just punch you in the face, but that is far better than all the murders that are going around this year.

      Your argument may have held water in the playground, but we play for keeps in the real world.

    19. Re:That's plain wrong by Russellkhan · · Score: 1

      That is hilarious! Similarly, I was once contracted by a guy who wanted me fix up his computer because he was sure that those illegal operation notices were his computer reporting his viewing of web porn to the cops. I believe I installed a popup blocker to prevent the 30-40 maximized IE windows he seemed to end up with after 5 minutes of surfing.

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    20. Re:That's plain wrong by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I opened up my dual core mac, I had to download 123 megabytes of updates to the OS. . . I wasn't sure if it was to be "safe" or not, as there were no real details on this issue provided.

      Untrue. Software Update always describes the updates it lists, at least to the extent of "security-related" vs. other stuff.

      Then when it came back up, it had me strike keys on my keyboard so it could figure out what kind of keyboard I was using.

      I have never heard of this. Granted, I haven't set up a new Mac very recently, but it sounds suspiciously trollish.

      Also, I noticed that my monitor and mac came in 2 different boxes. . . but the commercial indicated I could just open the box and make a webpage.

      If you were so concerned with getting a computer that's easy to set up, why didn't you get an iMac? The Pro line is-- guess what-- targeted at professionals.

      Then I discovered that if I wanted to do this "easily," I could pay an additional 80 dollars a year to rent the software that makes this easy to do.

      Untrue. You are paying $80/yr (assuming that's the actual price) for web hosting and other online services, not "renting software."

      Nice troll, but I give it only a 6 out of 10 for lack of originality.

    21. Re:That's plain wrong by genghis_1971 · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the company name but it's the "Get a MAC" campaign. When marketing ads state OS 10 users shouldn't be concerned with viruses they are not being TRUTHFUL are they?

    22. Re:That's plain wrong by bearinboots · · Score: 1

      And don't forget all the hours of good family fun removing all the pre-installed demo-ware crap that gets loaded.

    23. Re:That's plain wrong by mcmaddog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not only does software update give you a brief description of what the download addresses, it also gives a link to a comprehensive description from Apple's website.

      If you use a non-Apple keyboard it does ask you to press a few keys to orient itself, but it happens at the very first boot, not after a system update has been installed. Also a Mac Pro comes with an Apple keyboard so he is either lying or chose to not use it.

      As you elude to, these ads are targeted at consumers, not professionals, so they more or less reference iMacs.

    24. Re:That's plain wrong by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      That doesn't match my experience. As an example, most of the programmers in my department are avid game players. Ages vary from early twenties to mid forties.

      And most of them have actually told me that games are their major reason for not switching to GNU/Linux. (Yes, "solutions" like WineX or whatever its called today exist, but who wants to subscribe to a service if they don't need to.)

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    25. Re:That's plain wrong by rgravina · · Score: 1
      Hey dork, most PC gamers aren't teenagers... you must be new around here.

      Hey dork, my UID is lower than yours ;)

      I know of very few people who do "work" on their home PC. Maybe you'd like to qualify that statement a bit more.

      Well by work I meant things like programming for fun or on an open source project, checking and responding to email from colleages and clients (one of the reasons companies love giving their employees laptops), studying or working on assignments in the case of students etc.

      I'm glad that you feel high and mighty about having "better things to do" in your spare time

      I don't feel high and mighty, I'm just saying that I'm past the age where games are the number one thing in my life, and probably most adults are like this too. C'mon, you must remember doing nothing but playing games, eating and sleeping for days on end when you were a kid. I might do this a few times a year now, but it's not the kind of thing that would stop me from using a Mac or Linux.

      but when it comes down to it Joe Sixpack likes TV and gaming.

      I'd say Joe Sixpack likes TV and sports before I'd say TV and gaming, but you'd have to ask him to be sure.
    26. Re:That's plain wrong by rgravina · · Score: 1
      Hey dork, my UID is lower than yours ;)

      Ooops! That's the comment ID! Anyway, you can think of AC's has having a UID of infinity.
    27. Re:That's plain wrong by solistus · · Score: 1

      You might want to fix your computer's clock/calendar, bud... it's 2006.

    28. Re:That's plain wrong by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

      That depends upon your threshold for concern. In theory, a Mac could get a virus, but in practice it just doesn't happen. Yeah, I guess OS X users should be concerned with viruses, in much the same way they should be concerned with being hit by lightning...

    29. Re:That's plain wrong by iroll · · Score: 1

      Shows how much you know! Solitaire isn't even part of the OS X default software... you have to go find some shareware or something! /Mac user: miffed, but the kool-aide helps dull the pain.

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    30. Re:That's plain wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most computer users aren't programmers.

      By your logic, Circuit City has a computer section just for show, because most programmers don't buy computers at Circuit City. DUH!!!!!

  14. Re:Summary incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tried the link in BOTH ff and ie... it doesn't work in either!

    Hmmmm, looks like they completely missed the audience they were trying to target!

  15. Child labour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does it strike anyone else as amusing that the first google text ad below this article was:

    Child labour in tobacco
    A unique alliance to address child labour in tobacco growing

    Hahahahaahha! Looks like Apple's been associated with child/slave labour
    1. Re:Child labour? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Hey, better than with growing tobacco.

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  16. I guess all this stems from... by Aphrika · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...the fact that from a hardware perspective, a Mac and a PC are now pretty much the same, except in design, OS, name and - most importantly for Apple - price. I mean what makes a Mac a Mac? The OS, plain and simple.

    This seems to have forced Apple into a slightly more childish "Our Intel-powered box is better than yours" where they really have nothing else to focus on apart from the small physical design elements such as the magnetic power cord and built in camera, and a different OS. As I mentioned in a previous post a while back, by moving to Intel, Apple have less and less differentiating them from Windows PCs and it's going to make it harder and harder for them to command unique selling points from a hardware perspective.

    Unfortunately for me, this only reinforces the question:

    why Apple, won't you let me run your OS on other Intel hardware?

    My own answer to this would be that it's because they're a gnat's pube away from becoming a software company, and they're holding on to their bespoke hardware business for dear life. Once OSX is opened up to other Intel boxes (as I think it should be), what are the compelling reasons for buying an Apple?

    (incidentally, is it just me or does anyone else find the Mac guy condescending, arrogant and bloody annoying?)

    1. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is selling Macs at a faster rate now than before the move to Intel based processors which makes your whole post invalid. Discuss.

    2. Re:I guess all this stems from... by iCEBaLM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why Apple, won't you let me run your OS on other Intel hardware?

      My own answer to this would be that it's because they're a gnat's pube away from becoming a software company, and they're holding on to their bespoke hardware business for dear life.


      Nope, let me clear it up for you:

      Apple is not a software vendor, Apple is also not a hardware vendor. Apple is an experience vendor.

      To get you the "Macintosh Experience" for which you're paying the big bucks they need tight control and integration between the hardware and the software. The reason why MacOS X is able to give a better useability experience is because Apple knows exactly what hardware it'll be running on unlike Microsoft does with Windows.

      With a PC there are thousands upon thousands of motherboards, CPUs, hard drives, video cards, sound cards, network cards, etc, etc, etc. The combinations are endless and people expect Windows to not only work, but work well, on every single combination.

      I would be surprised if the number of macintosh computers that are currently supported in Tiger reached beyond double digits but even if it did it is still a lot smaller than infinity. Because Apple knows exactly what hardware the OS will be running on they can take full advantage of it whereas on the PC side of things you still have for example: 64bit CPUs running 32bit OS's and the latest version of Windows not even supporting SATA, a 3+ year old technology, out of the box.

      Think consoles: PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc. They are severly underpowered if you compare them to a PC, yet they can push out graphics rivaling them, why? Because the developers know exactly what hardware they are coding for and can take full advantage of it.

      That is why Apple prevents OS X from running on just any beige box. It wasn't designed to, so if they allowed it people would try it, it would crash, not work right and people would say that MacOS X sucked.

    3. Re:I guess all this stems from... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I think that the reason that they don't want people running Mac OS on regular hardware is because of piracy. Most home users I know either run a pirated version of windows, or they run the OEM version that came with their computer. Microsoft is fine with all the piracy, because it supports their monopoly, and they make lots of money off the businesses that run windows. Mac OS is another thing entirely. If Mac OS was released for regular PCs, I think that the usage would spike, as there's probably a lot of people who would love to run it, but there probably aren't a lot of people who would pay for it. They would have a huge following, yet I don't think they'd see more than a 10% sales increase, and they would lose all their hardware sales. Since who would pay more for the exact same hardware (Apple makes very little of their own hardware, they actually just make shiny boxes for other people's hardware). I think that maybe it might work in the long run if they could get enough people running Mac OS to get more businesses on board, but I don't know if they could survive the short term profit loss that would happen if they abandoned their hardware business. Plus, I'm not sure how many businesses are interested in running Mac OS, since they seem to be be pushing towards a "less work, more play" kind of operating system.

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    4. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A Mac is more than its software. You can install OS X on your homebrew PC 'til the fat man croaks, but where's your command key, your startup chime, your flashing disk on startup, your magnetic power connector, your backlit keyboard, your FireWire target disk mode? Oops, they didn't survive the installation. Trivial, maybe, but these are the sorts of details that fucking make the Mac what it is.

      A Mac is more than hardware, either, as you pointed out. Its soul may be somewhere in the code, but that code is spread between both hardware and software. It's an integrated platform, and to force it into components like it were a beige-box PC sort of misses the point, I think.

      Finally, if you find the Mac guy "bloody annoying," you need to relax. It's just a commercial, and obviously not targeted at the likes of you.

    5. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 1

      The switch to the x86 removes a distinguishing hardware difference that afforded neglible to negative gains except in specialized contexts where AltiVec was most effective. By becoming another PC vendor Apple can sell the ability to more-efficiently run Windows in conjunction with OS X, while also assuring performance-parity, processor availability, and the speed of the Intel development cycle. Apple can continue to differentiate itself in hardware by targeting various niches rather than directly competing in all classes with Dell on margins. The Mini for example is less expensive than AOpen's miniPC Duo, with other hardware vendors mostly concentrating on providing the least-expensive tower-centric options. Apple's AIO iMac also differentiates itself with its design and (for a while) its use of lower-power mobile hardware in comparison to most vendors targeting a tower at that price point. The magnetic power adapter offers another slight distinction. Apple is still selling a platform, even if there is little technical difference in the underlying hardware. They are doing respectably financially, so the reason they are not selling their operating system for use on other PCs is simple-enough: they want control of what their brand is associated with, and to continue making money off of the sale of their hardware. Apple's goal is to make money, not usurp Windows' role of "favored bitch."

    6. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is fine with all the piracy I wish this were true, but the WGA warning I just got when I logged in a second ago suggests otherwise.

    7. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macs have gone down in price, and are price competetive now, for the first time that I can remember.

      Mac mini: $600 and $800
      Dell (non-celeron): $600 and $800 (but on sale for $500 and $650)

      iMac: $1300 and $1700
      Dell gaming machine + monitor: $900, $1200, and $2300

      MacPro: $2500 and up
      Customized Dell (had to mess with it to create a dual xeon): $3200

      Of course, you can still buy the $300 Dell. but it gives you the following:
      Intel Celeron D processor at 2.53 Ghz
      256 Meg of Ram
      80 G HD
      XP Home
      CD R/W DVD Rom

      I'd tell you more but Dells website sucks ass.

    8. Re:I guess all this stems from... by anothy · · Score: 1, Insightful
      ...the fact that from a hardware perspective, a Mac and a PC are now pretty much the same, except in design, OS, name and - most importantly for Apple - price. I mean what makes a Mac a Mac? The OS, plain and simple.
      nope. the OS is the most important single aspect, i'll grant that. but the fact that you can say things like "a Mac and a PC are now pretty much the same, except in design..." with a straight face is highly amusing. you act like design is a triviality. Apple excels at design both from an aesthetics perspective (Sony's the only other major vendor that seems to care about this) and from a functionality perspective (integrated iSight, MagSafe, placement of ports, slots, speakers...). this is a Big Deal. even if i had to run something other than OS X all the time, i'd much rather do it on Apple hardware than anything else.
      why Apple, won't you let me run your OS on other Intel hardware?
      this, again? look, Apple is a systems vendor. complete, integrated systems. it's really difficult to figure out how to make a software vending business work, especially on the scale Apple does it, and especially an operating systems software business (hint: name two that are actually successful). hardware's easier to turn a profit on, but the margins are tiny. selling integrated systems, engineered as a whole, they get to leverage one to the benefit of the other and produce both hardware and software that's better than their competitors nearest parallels.
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    9. Re:I guess all this stems from... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I agree that their move to Intel has kind of hurt them: they're no longer much different than normal PC vendors. As for opening up their OS I don't blame them -- their business model has relied on control to provide quality. Instead of dealing with the thousands and thousands of pieces of hardware, with their varying degrees of quality and relying on horrid drivers from lazy coders, they spend their time focusing on making sure that their few systems work flawlessly. I mean, before releasing a new Mac they make sure that everything is up to their "standards" though down the line a manufacturing thing comes up like the battery fiasco or the various little things like white splotches on the screen. Windows on good hardware is pretty good/stable but cheap systems like the all-known eMachines totally mess with it and unfortunately there are a lot more cheaply made systems out there using inferior products and drivers than there are good/stable machines. Even still, while I feel OSX is far superior to Windows in quality if OSX was subject to the same environment as Windows (vendors, poor drivers, etc) then they would quickly be in the same category as Microsoft. OS X subject to the terrors of the hardware (and software) world would make it suffer. So in the end Apple focuses on a bundled product. Those in the science-business are not unfamiliar with this: while some companies will sell you device X and software Y, some will only sell a combined system of Device W and preconfigured PC Z to be sure everything will work AND to be able to provide support.

    10. Re:I guess all this stems from... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      FORGOT TO SET THE PLAIN-TEXT OPTION -- formatted post

      I agree that their move to Intel has kind of hurt them: they're no longer much different than normal PC vendors.

      As for opening up their OS I don't blame them -- their business model has relied on control to provide quality. Instead of dealing with the thousands and thousands of pieces of hardware, with their varying degrees of quality and relying on horrid drivers from lazy coders, they spend their time focusing on making sure that their few systems work flawlessly. I mean, before releasing a new Mac they make sure that everything is up to their "standards" though down the line a manufacturing thing comes up like the battery fiasco or the various little things like white splotches on the screen.

      Windows on good hardware is pretty good/stable but cheap systems like the all-known eMachines totally mess with it and unfortunately there are a lot more cheaply made systems out there using inferior products and drivers than there are good/stable machines.

      Even still, while I feel OSX is far superior to Windows in quality if OSX was subject to the same environment as Windows (vendors, poor drivers, etc) then they would quickly be in the same category as Microsoft. OS X subject to the terrors of the hardware (and software) world would make it suffer.

      So in the end Apple focuses on a bundled product. Those in the science-business are not unfamiliar with this: while some companies will sell you device X and software Y, some will only sell a combined system of Device W and preconfigured PC Z to be sure everything will work AND to be able to provide support.

    11. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why Apple prevents OS X from running on just any beige box. It wasn't designed to, so if they allowed it people would try it, it would crash, not work right and people would say that MacOS X sucked.
      So if Mac OS X offered even 1% of the hardware options that Windows supports, it would suck donkey %^#^$. That would be fine if new breakthroughs in technology never occurred, unfortunately I tend to upgrade my PC's by piece. I have PC's that are ancient, but upgradeable. Impossible with a Mac.

    12. Re:I guess all this stems from... by suv4x4 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Nope, let me clear it up for you: Apple is not a software vendor, Apple is also not a hardware vendor. Apple is an experience vendor.

      In other words, they are good at creating highly marketable, hypable products, but not that good at creating usable products with reasonable prices.

    13. Re:I guess all this stems from... by avalys · · Score: 1

      You know, putting "in other words" in front of that doesn't change the fact that it has nothing to do with what he said.

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    14. Re:I guess all this stems from... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Apple's laptop marketshare of 12% would seem to disagree with your assertion that they aren't usable.

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    15. Re:I guess all this stems from... by DesireCampbell · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Apple is not a software vendor, Apple is also not a hardware vendor. Apple is an experience vendor."

      And that's when I stopped listen to your crazy rantings.

      Apple sells hardware bundled with software. They do their damnedest to make sure their software only runs on their hardware, and vice versa. They blatantly lie in their ads, they use anti-competitive methods to sell their products, and have been cutting corners in hardware production for years.

      Stop acting like Apple's the best just because they say so. If they're so great you can probably come up with something better than "experience vendor".

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    16. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Uh... no. That's not at all what he said "in other words." But, uh, good try I guess.

    17. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      One thing I don't like about the "Macintosh Experience"

      Is there is no mid-end head less system

      The mini has pos video

      If you have good big monitor it kind of use less with the I-Mac
      Being forced to pay $400 more to be able to spend $75 to get more video ram and there are people who just want more video ram not all of the other stuff that comes with $1,699.00 system

      The I-Mac also comes with a laptop cpu and that is should not be in a desktop.

      The Mac pro is good for pro uses but not for gamers at its price and $300 to go from 1gig to 2gigs is not helping as well as coming with a sub par video card for $2500 and server cpus.

      They are missing the mid-end head less system with a desktop cpu with cheaper desktop ram and choice of video cards.

      Things like this are keeping gamers and a lot of other home uses off of Mac hardware.

    18. Re:I guess all this stems from... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And that's when I stopped listen to your crazy rantings.

      I know it's all the rage to use the style of argument, but it undermines your credibility. If you only read the assertion and not the support you are not addressing those arguments and thus your comments have failed before they have begun.

      Apple sells hardware bundled with software. They do their damnedest to make sure their software only runs on their hardware, and vice versa.

      Apple sells hardware/software bundles, but to argue they go out of their way to make sure their hardware won't work with other people's software is ridiculous. They went so far as to provide an official bootloader mechanism and Windows drivers bundled into an install package that makes running Windows on their hardware very simple. For that matter, much of the software they produce is provided either for free of for sale for the Windows platform.

      They blatantly lie in their ads...

      Great assertion, now provide some support or it is empty rhetoric.

      ...they use anti-competitive methods to sell their products...

      Well, Apple has one potential monopoly I know of and thus only one way they can be using anti-competative methods. If you feel Apple is wielding monopoly influence on the music player market via their iPods, what evidence do you have to support that belief?

      ...and have been cutting corners in hardware production for years.

      That is the market neighbor. It is very price sensitive. Apple still manages to be at the top of the list for hardware reliability according to spot checking by consumer reports and other independent companies. If you want more reliable and hence more expensive machines than their professional line, then I'm afraid you're in too small of a market for them to enter just now. Perhaps you should try a high-end Sun workstation.

      Stop acting like Apple's the best just because they say so. If they're so great you can probably come up with something better than "experience vendor".

      If you had bothered to read the rest of the post, you might know the previous poster was simply using the term "experience vendor" to describe a company that sells a bundled hardware and software package, subject to certain market constraints as far as third-party partnerships and interoperability are concerned.

    19. Re:I guess all this stems from... by monopole · · Score: 1

      But, but, ...
      OsX sprung forth from St Jobs forehead, and was sprinkled with holy water and blessed, and free from original sin!

      It cannot fail! It always works perfectly! In ensures enligtenment for anyone who uses it! To think that there is any other way to do things is blasphemy!

      To say that it is merely that it is a well configured version of BSD running under a strictly constrained set of hardware and a fancy GUI is unpardonable!

      We expect you to take the honorable way out, in front of your iSight so that St Jobs may see it. Just stay a reasonable distance away from the Mac so the blood doesn't stain the finish. Not that Macs stain or scratch!

    20. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's the little things that make all the difference.
      1.) The magnetic cord. I've been saying it for years: These things should be magnetic. I said it was I watched a dozen laptops be replaced because that soldered on little pin broke off.
      It's not just about it not pulling the laptop off your desk, it also saves you from throwing a laptop away over a solder joint breaking.

      2.) The iSight's. This was just a great thing to do. Webcams have been far overpriced for far too long, those cheap CCD's just aren't worth $30 today. Now apple developers know they have a high chance their user has a webcam.

      3.) Backlit keyboards.

      And of course:
      4.) A real OS base.

      I just can't bring myself to buy a wintel on the off chance I'll get some form of a decent OS running on it. I'll just buy a Mac and know suspend/resume will work, and when I want a shell one will be available.

      Besides, most of their models aren't even expensive anymore. They just tend to have extra features you don't find on your typical Dell.

    21. Re:I guess all this stems from... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1
      why Apple, won't you let me run your OS on other Intel hardware?


      Because Apple can't afford it (yet).
      If they get 25% margin on their PCs and the average Mac price is $1200, across their entire brand, they make $300 per sale out of 4% right now.

      If they get 80% margin on their OS, at $120, for $100 per box, they would need to sell 3x as many, or 12%, to stay profitable.

      So if they sold their OS (which probably would cannibalize half of their existing customer sales), they would need to triple the sell rate: their hardware would drop to 2% and their OS would need to sell to more than 6% of users if you assume a lot of the higher end sales would go away.

      Overnight they would need to hit something like 10% marketshare. You tell me, can they overtake Acer, Gateway, and Fujitsu, and Lenovo all at once? Because really, what is compelling about buying a Mac, if you can get the OS for 1/10 the price?

      I'm willing to bet that Apple would only open up it's OS once it hits 15% or 20%.
    22. Re:I guess all this stems from... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      The reason their OS is so good is that they limited the hardware platform they needed to support. While the rest of us were going through DLL-hell, Macs chugged on. So what if you can run OS/X on another box? Apple made a decision to increase stablity by limiting consumer choice. They demand a premium price (which, I admit, is at times too premium) in exchange for an OS/hardware combo that has a track record for stability, a simple user interface, and a deliberate focus on aesthetic appeal.

      I look at the ads like I do any other--they exist to try to influence people toward a purchasing decision. In that, only the market will tell if they are successful. Whether or not more Macs sell, I still enjoyed the ads.

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    23. Re:I guess all this stems from... by HikingStick · · Score: 1
      Plus, I'm not sure how many businesses are interested in running Mac OS, since they seem to be be pushing towards a "less work, more play" kind of operating system.
      Have you looked at Vista? The whole evoluation goes beyond XP Media Center. That's the OS that'll hit workplace PCs starting (MS hopes) in 2007. As I look at Vista's features against the work done in my office, I see very little that makes this a necessary change. The uber-graphics are cool, but I see no real business value for 98+% of typical office workers. Wireless networking support is improved, but that should be a given now on any platform. Everything seems to be moving toward the "ultimate media experience" with little regard for real business user requirements. In time, businesses will be running even more fantastic hardware and software, not because of a specific user need, but because such features will be part of the standard PC build.
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    24. Re:I guess all this stems from... by HikingStick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An excellent clarification. There are few topics that show the polarization of the crowd as well as this one.

      I think the original poster's use of the term "experience vendor" is a good one, and it bears some serious consideration. It is the ultimate in branding. They have established, to a great degree, a set of expectations and assumptions around their product. That is the experience they pitch to potential customers.

      We've all seen this in different sectors. When you hear the term "used car salesman," what comes to mind? I've run into may folks in used car sales who go out of their way to sell a "car-buying experience" so they can differentiate themselves in the market. These are the establishments (heck, even cropping up in new car sales) that offer "no-pressure" sales floors, no-haggle pricing, free oil changes for a year, premium coffee in the lobby, even a sales force that will drive the vehicles to your home so you can test drive them in your own neighborhood. It's the same transition mom-and-pop stores must make when giants like Wal-Mart move in. They must focus on "value-added" services to draw in customers, especially since they cannot compete on price alone.

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    25. Re:I guess all this stems from... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      On the topic of ancient PCs and Macs...how many old PCs do you see that are still in use? Most of them gather dust and then are dumped. I'm astonished every time I see ancient Macs--they are almost always in use. There are limitations to the FRU upgrade path, and some of the old PCs I have kept around are so noticably slow that they are not worth maintaining for nearly any task. Old Macs just seem to hang on...

      [I'll consent that there may be other reasons (e.g., budget constraints in public schools) that lend to the extended life cycle of a Mac, but I believe such factors do not diminish the nature of Apple/Mac longevity.]

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    26. Re:I guess all this stems from... by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mac is more than software, it is also a life-style choice and fashion statement.

      I think one of the things that scares away some geeks from the mac, is the fact that so many people love the mac for reasons that has nothing to do with the software or hardware. People buy a mac for the same reason they buy a Mini Cooper and Dansk furniture... they think it makes them "funky" and "different". Where as people who don't see consumer items as a source of social identity have a hard time dealing with the whole mac image. I don't want to be making a statement of my consumer ethos by purchasing a mac, I just want a good computer!

    27. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is not a software vendor, Apple is also not a hardware vendor. Apple is an experience vendor.

      You realize this is some corporate new-speak talk... "Experience Vender"... this is the type of bullshit that ad people talk about when they are worring about brand management. "Experience Vender". Good god, no wonder people are starting to hate Apple as much as Microsoft.

    28. Re:I guess all this stems from... by SkyDude · · Score: 1
      (incidentally, is it just me or does anyone else find the Mac guy condescending, arrogant and bloody annoying?)

      I do too. Maybe not condescending, but definitely annoying.
      I'd like OSX on an a non-Mac machine too. But, Steve Jobs decided that his OS was just not going to be sullied in a box he didn't produce and charge a premium for.
      The market share of Macs compared to PCs is still around 7%, and that's fine. But to compare your product to the overwhelming dominant product and then claim you're better - - that's a real stretch.
      By the way, I own both, like my Mac and my PC. Each has their strengths and weaknesses. And, sitting next to each other on the desk, they haven't tried to kill each other yet.
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    29. Re:I guess all this stems from... by argent · · Score: 1

      You can install OS X on your homebrew PC 'til the fat man croaks, but where's your command key, your startup chime, your flashing disk on startup, your magnetic power connector, your backlit keyboard, your FireWire target disk mode?

      The command key on my Mac has a Windows logo on it. The only items from that list that my current desktop actually has are the firewire target mode and the startup chime. And the firewire target mode only matters because the stupid thing is so crippled by Apple's desire to make it "tiny" that pulling the drive is an ordeal. My previous desktop Mac didn't even have firewire, so that one's down to the startup chime... and Apple quit using *custom* startup chimes ten years ago!

      My Macbook Pro has all of that, but none of my other Macs are Macs by your logic.

      And, well, I'd rather have a non-backlit keyboard I could actually stand to type on, and a non-magnetic power connector that didn't fall out every time I moved the notebook, and another trackpad button. I carry around a compact Bluetooth keyboard and mouse because I literally can't use the built-in ones for more than half an hour without pain.

      If you're right about what makes a Mac a Mac, I'd rather not have one, thanks.

    30. Re:I guess all this stems from... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      The only items from that list that my current desktop actually has are the firewire target mode and the startup chime. And the firewire target mode only matters because the stupid thing is so crippled by Apple's desire to make it "tiny" that pulling the drive is an ordeal.

      For pretty much everyone pulling a laptop's disk drive out, putting it in an external case (which you have to buy), transferring the data, and then putting it back into the old laptop so that you can resell it, is a huge pain in the ass. I've thanked Apple every time I get a laptop upgrade and the transition is a reboot and a few clicks and then I go get a beer while it all seamlessly hops from the old machine to the new.

      As for the previous poster's comments. Apple makes some pretty decent quality gear, but it is not to everyone's taste. They will never be able to compete on having as many combinations of hardware as the PC world combined and that is just something you have to deal with if you want the OS. Unless the courts actually enforce the antitrust laws against Microsoft, Apple would be foolish to enter that market and die like every other company/product that tried. I have just about zero confidence that the courts and executive branch will ever do this because they are a bunch of corrupt scumbags interested in getting reelected and gathering more money and power. We just have to deal with it.

    31. Re:I guess all this stems from... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Unless you bought a iBook G3 with logic board failure that just happened not fall into the extended warranty period and Apple refused to repair? Okay, that's probably pretty rare, but I would still be using it if it didn't die.

      You want old PC's? I'll give you some examples:

      • My primary laptop: P-III 600MHz mobile, 512Meg RAM. Sure I upgraded the harddisk and it got a wireless PCMCIA card. It still is my primary laptop and it runs WinXP fine. I even use Eclipse on it from time to time, OpenOffice is in daily use. How old is it? I don't know, because I bought it for 100€.
      • Up until last year, my parents used a P-III 800Mhz, 786Meg RAM for daily use. Ran Win2000 and later WinXP. My brother played GTA Vice City on it *daily*. It got relegated to server space now and happyily runs OpenBSD in the basement and does all kinds of stuff.
      • The server of my parents was a P166/128Meg for at least 5 years before the P-III 800Mhz replaced it. Ran OpenBSD just fine and the only thing it couldn't cope was IMAP, which the P-III does just fine.
      • Same with my own server, it was a P166/256Meg which ran for three years. It wasn't broke, but I replaced it with an AMD64 because it was cheap and wanted to toy with a 64-bit OS. It gathers dust now, but if somebody would need it, I'd revive it.
      • My sisters computer, which I built for her when she went to College is a AMD Athlon XP 2800+, 512Meg. Sure, not *that* old, but it runs well and it doesn't need replacing. She's happy with it...
      • I revived my wifes old computer, which she thought was worthless. Turned out to be a P-III 500Mhz with 64Meg RAM. I upgraded the RAM with some sticks I had lying around. It now is my mother in laws computer and runs perfectly well.

      Sure, all these are pretty much P-III class computers, but the P-III was introduced in 1999! You won't find many P-I class computers. Old computers are used all over the place. I know one old pizzabox Mac that was used for ages. It still works, but gathers dust. Why? The user, a teacher, needs a printer and her old Apple printer died. Replacing it was pretty much impossible, so she went PC. (Not on my advice, though)

      Of course, this is all anecdotical evidence because I manage these old PCs and Joe Sixpack doesn't always have a knowledgable geek handy. (I say "knowledgable" because many so called self declared computer geeks have close to no clue...)

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    32. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Take this further re: experience. On 60 minutes Bradley asked the creator of Starbucks "why venti?" and the response was simple -- "No one in their right mind would pay $3 for a small coffee". I was stunned, and impressed, by his honesty. :)

      Apple is about the brand. They've switched processors more times than Madonna switched husbands, they have models that last barely a year before being yanked before the 'next best thing', they now are essentially PCs with a proprietary OS. But they're _Macs_, don't you get it? They're soooo much better...

      This advertising campaign is dirty and mean spirited, but its working since we're talking about it. From my perspective, to paraphrase Shakespeare, "Apple doth protest too much"... the closer they come to commoditised PC hardware, the more they have to emphasize the differences to remain relevant. But that's my informed opinion as an admitted techie, not their target audience.

      Mac stores now exist to persist this brand. They also exist since most of the 3rd party retailers carry limited Mac stock, since they're tired of accepting returns when the customer discovers 2 weeks later that all the games / shareware they want to use doesn't work. Just because Apple made iPods (admittedly very well designed mp3 players) DOESN'T mean they can make awesome PCs, but its a association people make due to the branding and they'd be foolish not to leverage it.

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    33. Re:I guess all this stems from... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Forgot my dads Dell Inspirion. A P-III 733MHz/256Meg RAM. Works flawlessly.

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    34. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      I just can't bring myself to buy a wintel on the off chance I'll get some form of a decent OS running on it.
      Definition of Wintel from wikipedia:
      Wintel is a colloquial, often pejorative, term used to describe desktop computers of the type commonly used in homes and businesses since the late 1980s (these are PC compatible computers running a version of Microsoft Windows). The portmanteau term is a concatenation of Windows (Microsoft's operating environment) and 'Intel' (the largest manufacturer of CPUs and the originator of the X86 processor architecture used in many of today's PC compatible computers).
      Guess you won't buy a new Mac (Macintel?) either.
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    35. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that Dell's equivalent hardware probably will not have wireless hardware failing, too much thermal paste, whistling, laptop melting partially, discolouration etc.

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    36. Re:I guess all this stems from... by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      I normally don't reply to ACs but this one has a point I would like to address:

      You realize this is some corporate new-speak talk... "Experience Vender".

      It may be but it is also the truth. Anyone can sell you a cheap computer that comes with Windows. Most applications and games work on Windows. So why would anyone not want to pay the least amount of money and get the most compatibility? The experience.

      This is by no means limited to Apple, certainly Linux has it's own experience but Linux vendors are not marketing it, they are marketing the software and it's features. The same with Microsoft, they market the features of Windows and Office.

      Apple however markets the total package. They sell you the whole thing. They don't just sell you the software or the hardware, they design both to work together and package it all up so that you can walk into a huge glass cube on Fifth Avenue, ride down a crystal elevator and pick up your shiney Mac box with a little tote handle on it.

      Sun is a Solutions Vendor. Apple is an Experience Vendor.

    37. Re:I guess all this stems from... by argent · · Score: 1

      For pretty much everyone pulling a laptop's disk drive out, putting it in an external case (which you have to buy), transferring the data, and then putting it back into the old laptop so that you can resell it, is a huge pain in the ass.

      Yep, the way Apple makes it a pain to replace the drives in their laptops is another pet peeve of mine about the Mac. On my old Thinkpad it was a matter of undoing one screw and four clips.

      But... what I don't get here... is why, if the laptop is in a good enough condition to sell, you can't just copy your files off over the network? I've only used target mode for recovery from trashed hardware.

      Apple makes some pretty decent quality gear, but it is not to everyone's taste.

      As an owner of a Rev A G3, a Rev A iMac, and a pre-AGP G4, I have to say that I haven't found that Apple's gear achieves "decent quality". And the problem is that they're not just "not to everyone's taste"... they seem deliberately designed to limit their appeal.

      The way to deal with the "combinations of hardware" problem is to make sure there's at least one product in each category that's expandible. It doesn't have to be *very* expandible. Take the Mac mini's internals and put them in a slab with one PCI-E slot and two 3.5" hard drive bays and I'd pay $700 for it.

      I won't pay $600 to "upgrade" to the current intel mini, though.

    38. Re:I guess all this stems from... by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Finally, if you find the Mac guy "bloody annoying," you need to relax. It's just a commercial, and obviously not targeted at the likes of you.

      Yeah, this sounds like a really good philosophy to live by. Never get mad about anything unless it was specifically targeted at you.

    39. Re:I guess all this stems from... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      startup chime? flashing disk? fantastic!!!

      command key? backlit keyboard? got those.

      magnetic power connector? not on any mac desktop.

      So apparently what makes a mac "fucking" "what it is" is target disk mode. Hmmm.

      "It's an integrated platform, and to force it into components like it were a beige-box PC sort of misses the point, I think."

      What exactly do you think is the point? I think the point is that Apple wants you to think that they offer a superior computer that superior people buy. Apple knows from experience that they can't survive strictly as a software or hardware company. Either Microsoft or Dell would put them under.

    40. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Foerstner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't want to be making a statement of my consumer ethos by purchasing a mac, I just want a good computer!

      Frankly, I think you're a pretty sad specimen. On the one hand, you've bought the It's not a computer...It's a lifestyle (R) marketing message lock, stock, and barrel. On the other, you're so afraid of it that you have to demean it.

      It is just a computer. It's not a threat to your individuality or your sexual orientation or your no-bullshit-kinda-guy image.

      And or the record, as an Apple customer, I think these commercials are pretty lame. Almost as lame as the guy who submitted them to Slashdot.

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    41. Re:I guess all this stems from... by demon · · Score: 1

      Apple doesn't really care about the gamer market; gamers are far too fickle. There are games available, don't get me wrong; however they're intended as a *diversion*, not as the primary focus.

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    42. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. It just means that consumers are idiots.

    43. Re:I guess all this stems from... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Yep, the way Apple makes it a pain to replace the drives in their laptops is another pet peeve of mine about the Mac. On my old Thinkpad it was a matter of undoing one screw and four clips.

      My old thinkpad was a pain in the ass to swap the drive. It doesn't matter. 90% or more of all people have to get a technician to do that anyway.

      But... what I don't get here... is why, if the laptop is in a good enough condition to sell, you can't just copy your files off over the network? I've only used target mode for recovery from trashed hardware.

      It is not quite that simple. Using the Apple installer and the Firewire disk mode means you don't have to worry about files, settings, encryption keys, software, user accounts, or anything else. It transfers all of it over, even if the user has no idea where the preferences are stored. To do the same thing you'd have to do a clean install, change all of the global setting, including recreating all of the user accounts and setting all of the user's passwords again, reinstall all of the software, and then transfer over all of the files and put them in the same places they were. No thank you.

      As an owner of a Rev A G3, a Rev A iMac, and a pre-AGP G4, I have to say that I haven't found that Apple's gear achieves "decent quality".

      Your personal experience is not an objective analysis of how Apple hardware compares to other vendors. All such studies I've seen by reputable companies rate Apple hardware at the top of the heap along with Sony and usually a little better then IBM.

      And the problem is that they're not just "not to everyone's taste"... they seem deliberately designed to limit their appeal.

      Apple sells about as much hardware as Gateway. Both target certain market segments. Compare the choices you get from Gateway and only Gateway to those you get from Apple. Notice how for particular uses there is not a really good choice?

      The way to deal with the "combinations of hardware" problem is to make sure there's at least one product in each category that's expandible[sic].

      The market for expandable all-in-one machines and small form factor machines is too tiny to be profitable to them. Their towers are plenty expandable. Their laptops need to be small enough that people can use them as portables. They make sure their pro line has expansion ports and since they are selling as many or more laptops as any PC vendor does right now, I'd say they are giving most people what they want.

      Take the Mac mini's internals and put them in a slab with one PCI-E slot and two 3.5" hard drive bays and I'd pay $700 for it.

      Yup, you and 500 other guys. The market is not big enough to make them money. If you want expansion slots, pony up for the tower. Otherwise, deal with it.

    44. Re:I guess all this stems from... by argent · · Score: 1

      It is not quite that simple. Using the Apple installer and the Firewire disk mode means you don't have to worry about files, settings, encryption keys, software, user accounts, or anything else. It transfers all of it over, even if the user has no idea where the preferences are stored.

      Oh yes, that's another peeve of mine, Apple has this tendency to tie slick tools to some specific interface, application, or service. There's no reason that you couldn't do this over any other connection between the two computers, such as ethernet, Bluetooth, or 802.11. It's like the way they have all these cool sync tools... that don't quite work right if you have two computers unless you're using ".Mac".

      Your personal experience is not an objective analysis of how Apple hardware compares to other vendors.

      Neither are self-selected surveys of people who are amazingly willing to give Apple a break no matter how badly they screw things up. Speaking to other people who have had exactly the same experiences as me, but who are Mac fanatics (it's like science fiction: I'm not a fan, I just like the software) you'd never know it. I've done it, and experiences that would have left me livid (or left them livid if they went through the same stuff with an IBM) were turned into paeans for Applecare.

      The market for expandable all-in-one machines and small form factor machines is too tiny to be profitable to them.

      Apple fans were saying the same kinds of things about headless Macs right up to the day before the mini came out. I got caught up in the zeitgeist and posted an article about how Apple would never wise up and release a headless Mac about a week before the announcement.

      And there's more evidence for demand for an at least minimally expandible cheap Mac: the continuing market for G4s and even G3s... and for third-party expansion devices that only make sense in that context. Hell, they came out with a new PCI Radeon 9200 card right before the Mac mini came out*, and there's at least two companies still selling G3 and G4 upgrade cards for G3 and pre-G3 Powermacs.

      How many Sonnet, OWC, Newertech, or Powerlogix customers would stick with their cranky old antiques if Apple gave them the option of an updated "slab"?

      * The last pre-AGP Mac went off the market last century!

    45. Re:I guess all this stems from... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      There's no reason that you couldn't do this over any other connection between the two computers, such as ethernet, Bluetooth, or 802.11. It's like the way they have all these cool sync tools... that don't quite work right if you have two computers unless you're using ".Mac".

      Well, considering they are the only one to provide it at all, it is still way better than any other OS I've tried. In any case, allowing this via ethernet or any normal network channel can be a huge security risk. By limiting it to firewire they not only insure you have a connection that won't take days to transfer, but also remove the need to address serious security concerns with the feature. Bluetooth would take way too long to be useful for most users.

      Neither are self-selected surveys of people who are amazingly willing to give Apple a break no matter how badly they screw things up.

      Self selected surveys are not ideal as they tend to pull in the extremes, the very satisfied or irate. They are still a lot better than a sampling size as small as your own personal experience though. Also, Consumer reports does not just do surveys, they also anonymously buy machines and do spot testing.

      Apple fans were saying the same kinds of things about headless Macs right up to the day before the mini came out.

      Look, what Apple offers at any given time is what fits in their risk/profit analysis. They simply can't afford to make a machine that perfectly fits every user out there, so they have to target the biggest markets. Maybe someday they will come out with another pizza box. Maybe not. It does not matter. They will offer what they offer. If you need something outside of that, you'll have to buy from another vendor or get something that may not be the ideal fit for you.

    46. Re:I guess all this stems from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so I'm 8 days late with this reply, but fuck it. I was on vacation last week.

      Yep, the way Apple makes it a pain to replace the drives in their laptops is another pet peeve of mine about the Mac.

      Check out the Macbook sometime.

      1. Turn computer over
      2. Use a quarter/fingernail/etc to turn the battery lock to open
      3. Remove the battery
      4. Grab the tab attached to the hard drive
      5. Pull
      6. Remove the old drive from the sled, install the new drive (4 screws)
      7. Push the new drive+sled into the slot
      8. Put the battery back (battery lock will snap into the locked position)
      9. Boot and rejoice

  17. Re:"Make You Cry"? But I Thought... by cowscows · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spend twenty years designing (mostly)quality computers, develop an operating system and a multitude of other software apps that are highly regarded by just about everyone, and maybe in your free time create a portable music player and an online store that gets the ball rolling on a new form of media distribution.

    Then, perhaps, a website primarily for computer nerds might feel compelled to talk about your ad.

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  18. Come on now... by algerath · · Score: 1
    If the buying decision is based on your opinion of the silly ads and not on the hardware/software package or any other factor then I would doubt the sincerity of your claim to be toying with getting a Mac.

    I admit I am a big Mac fan but my reasons have nothing to do with the commercials. I have an Ipod but I really don't like the ads for Ipods, maybe I shouldn't have bought it because of that.

    Algerath

    1. Re:Come on now... by dknj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BOO CREEPY FOOT DOCTOR.

      HORRAY BEER.

      I picked Red Stripe last time I was in the supermarket. I'm pretty sure some beer connoisseur can ream me for all the reasons why I shouldn't have bought it... but the commercial was funny. I can see a student debating between an Apple and a Dell pick the Mac because of a commercial.

      Ads sell.

    2. Re:Come on now... by algerath · · Score: 1
      I think there is a big difference in picking up a case of beer and an expensive computer purchase. I am a beer lover and will not fault you for getting Red Stripe anyway, but the last time I picked up some I spent about $10, the last time I bought a Mac I spent a little over $2000. I may spend $10 on a whim but not $2000. I may be the minority, I know that I hate those Dell ads but if I decided that I wanted one ( I don't) that would be the last thing to influence my decision.

      I don't claim to be an expert in advertising. I am sure Apple employs such experts. Apple may be gaining/losing sales due to the ads. I just know that personally they would be the last thing I considered in such a purchase.

      Algerath

    3. Re:Come on now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the op here, and while I was writing that I knew that people would pick up that I am being influenced by the media, I was surprised nobody realized that it was the opposite effect they intended.

      I know its a poor excuse to say, well it's different because I'm now not buying their product. Think of it this way though, if you're on the line between trying out a new system or not don't you think it's ok for you to base your judgment on that company's business practices instead. I already have a PC which does everything I need it to do, just as well as a Mac could do. I have no reason to "switch." They just gave me a reason to not switch.

  19. VLC by y00st · · Score: 3, Informative

    You might want to try VideoLAN - VLC media player. I thought QuickTime was pretty good until I tried the VLC player.

    1. Re:VLC by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I thought quicktime was pretty good until I came to my senses. I thought VLC was pretty good until I started actually using it. It's only good when it's the only game in town like it is on linux. (that new gnome player is doodoo.) VLC seems to be totally cool because it supports more formats than just about anything, and with the right libs it can do DVD with menus and all that... but it craps out more than any other media player I've ever used, and it takes longer to start up and close down, too.

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    2. Re:VLC by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's only good when it's the only game in town like it is on linux. (

      Funny :-) - I use it under windows, but very rarely under linux (I agree that totem sucks tho')

      VLC seems to be totally cool because it supports more formats than just about anything,

      Should read:

      VLC is totally cool because it supports more formats than anything period.

      One stop shop for anyone having video troubles is to just download VLC. I agree it's slow, but it's stable. Things just work (tm) - they way Apple advertises, but (at least in this case) fail to deliver on.

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    3. Re:VLC by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative
      I agree it's slow, but it's stable.

      I disagree. I've had problems with tons of video streams under the very latest VLC (at the time) and gone and played the files without fail using WiMP with the matroska playback pack.

      I'm willing to accept that it's the best thing going on MacOS, though.

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    4. Re:VLC by TheShadowzero · · Score: 1

      I use The Core Media Player, supports plenty of formats and codecs, including several i've never heard of and the most important one for me as an anime torrenter, H 264. Also its snazzy looking and has a different icon for different file formats. One more feature I've missed in most players, the ability to skip back and forward 10 seconds (its in Mplayer, my choice of media player on linux).

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    5. Re:VLC by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, I don't use streams often & I dont use OS X, so I wouldn't know about either....

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    6. Re:VLC by Gropo · · Score: 1
      I'm willing to accept that it's the best thing going on MacOS, though.
      Aside from (again) the completely hit-n-miss WMV codec support. Leaving us to still--in the 2nd half of 2006--jimmy back and forth between VLC and Flip4Mac. *cry
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    7. Re:VLC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      QuickTime plays all the formats that it claims to, and does a shitload more besides. Comparing it to a half-finished player/server like VLC is absurd.

    8. Re:VLC by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      QuickTime plays all the formats that it claims to

      Whoopie! Everything it claims to! Wow! That's awesome.

      VLC plays everything. Period.

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  20. Clue or Mac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a clue, or get a Mac...simple choice really. I'm surprised Apple hasn't tried suing their customers claiming that it was their idea for people to use computers to do stuff...wait - you can't really do anything with a Mac...I spoke too quickly.

  21. Leave MS alone, they're sensitive by not+already+in+use · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, these ad's disgust me. What has Windows done to you? Besides maybe being negligent when it comes to security, installing services without your permission (WGA), forcing you and the rest of the world to use their standards for so many years, and so on. It's not Microsofts fault that they need to break antitrust laws to keep a tight hold on the marketplace with a clearly inferior OS. And I'm not speaking only in comparison to OS X, but to many of the Desktop Linux distros that are really starting to shine. Hey, Goliath has feelings too. Come on, what better way to advertise your OS than to show how much better it is than your competitor? Bonus for the fact that its funny. I suppose they could come out with some scary music and footage of the twin towers burning, with an ominous voice proclaiming, "Bill Gates eats babies for breakfast. Is this the operating system you want running your computer?"

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  22. Yet more Apple RDF. by MSFanBoi2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Enough said. Imagine the flack if Microsoft made commericals like this... But of course its OK for Apple to do so, because they are sooooo special... like short bus special.

    1. Re:Yet more Apple RDF. by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      I would love to see MS make ads like this. What would they have to foil?


      PC: Well, I have access to more software titles. Developers write new and interesting programs for me."

      Mac: So?

      PC: You don't even get the best games! Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah!

      Mac: [Runs away, sobbing]

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    2. Re:Yet more Apple RDF. by idsofmarch · · Score: 1
      Yes, because everyone cares about the opinions of MSFanBoi2. I mean first of all, an admission of being a Microsoft Fanboy would seem like a genius stroke of irony, akin to growing a Magnum PI mustache. So, bravo! And, then to use the Boi spelling, a kind of rich-commentary using the odd spelling from an Avril Lavinge song. Oh the sweet and everlasting genius of such a persona to then try to imagine "the flack if Microsoft made commercials like this."

      Oh, you sir are god of irony. Now shut up.

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  23. How am I supposed to switch to mac? by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

    If I can't even view the quicktime movie format? Sounds like preaching to the converted to me.

    P.S. I'm running SuSe and haven't bothered installing the quicktime libraries for xine :P

    1. Re:How am I supposed to switch to mac? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, good for you.

    2. Re:How am I supposed to switch to mac? by sdsichero · · Score: 1

      Isn't the the title of this 'New "Get a Mac" TV ads"? TV as in television? What does television have to do with the quicktime movie format?

  24. Re:Summary incorrect. by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
    (oh - and anyone else having the quicktime plugin for ff crash ff when trying to play these?)
    Nope. Plays perfectly fine in Firefox 1.5 on my Mac.
  25. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The irony is that the PC Guy is actually the one who's interesting and funny. He's more memorable. The Mac Guy is the actual dweeb. So thanks for the ads Apple, I'd rather go with the PC Guy. The Mac Guy exemplifies everything I hate about Apple: How they market for I'm-better-than-you cool-rich-kids with bleacher jeans that go to starbucks and are a part of that race of MTV drones who somehow have a smug feeling of superiority for being ignorant.

    1. Re:Irony by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Sure, the PC guy is more memorable, but he is memorable for being an idiot...not quite the reputation most would want.

      Also, I believe the difference in frame of the two actors was subtle.

      Mac==slim/lean
      Windows==bloatware

      Hey, I work with M$ systems every day. Great work, Apple! Keep it up!

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    2. Re:Irony by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      Haha! I have to agree. My favorite part in the PC Guy/Mac Guy commercials is when the PC Guy has his pie chart. "This area can represent chillin' and this area can represent just kickin it." I loved it! Reminds me of a friend who made an excel spreadsheet for when he ordered wings at BW3s.

    3. Re:Irony by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      I don't really get how people keep saying the Mac guy is so smug and thinks he's better. In pretty much all the commercials he is friendly and mostly humble about the ways he's better than the PC.

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    4. Re:Irony by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      At least in the new ads, the Mac Guy isn't dressed like a bum. That's one improvement!

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    5. Re:Irony by brownwhornet · · Score: 1

      And many people in their target audience will probably recognize the PC guy as the hilarious "expert" from the Daily Show. So I'm supposed to choose between a genuinely funny and creative guy (PC guy) vs a guy who looks like a completely bland and generic hipster doofus (Mac guy). I love my Mac but I hate these commercials.

  26. Re:Summary incorrect. by everphilski · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah cause, you know, the Mac user is their target audience and all ...

  27. Apple ads = FUD, != funny by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1, Informative

    Seriously. They aren't funny. They aren't accurate. They aren't even good marketing. I don't know a single person swayed by those ads, and that includes a customer base of some fairly technology-challenged people. Hey Apple...how about the truth some time, not a bunch of commercials that leave us PC users asking "who has a computer like that?"

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    1. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by wazzzup · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So what's not accurate about the new ads? Is the magnetically connected power cable a big hoax? Are spyware and viruses not a significant problem on a Windows computer? Does Windows offer a anything comparable to the iLife suite of programs with each install? Is getting the average Dell (including not just assembling the hardware but deleting the 200 trialware programs installed) up and running out of the box indeed easier than the iMac?

      I'll grant you the freezing, then rebooting Windows days are behind them but really, what is Apple lying about in these ads?

    2. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how exactly do the ads spread fear, uncertainty, AND doubt? I'll save you some time by saying that the ads don't cover all three and are therefore not FUD. There was once a time when saying something is FUD actually meant something but now it just is a /. buzzword that is rarely used appropriately.

    3. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by BigRare · · Score: 1

      Touché, touché.

    4. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      Who has a Windows computer that inexplicably freezes now and then? Yes, who?

      Who has a Windows computer that suffers degraded performance and the discovery of spyware/viruses/etc?

      Who has a Windows computer that doesn't offer the equivalent of iLife out of the box?

      Anyone I know who has used Windows for more than a few years nods their head (or rolls their eyes) in a camaraderie of sufferers whenever typical Windows problems (which you seem to deny) are mentioned.

      The truth? You can't handle the truth! ;)

    5. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for, unlike the "Mac" in the original commercial, using touche correctly.

    6. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not trying to defend Windows (OSX is the better OS), but to be fair, if Microsoft offered anything like the iLife suite for Windows, they would be sued for uncompetitive buisness practices. If is is "uncompetitive" for Microsoft to offer a media player and a browser already installed with the OS, it is most certainly "uncompetitive" to offer software that does photo editing, video editing, music editing, DVD authoring, and web editing and blogging software all comparable to actual commercial software.

      Microsoft can't offer any useful software with the OS, because of legal restrictions. If our selfless government and brave law enforcement officers weren't protecting us from the villianous offense of offering free audio editing software, I am sure that Microsoft would be offering a competing software package.

    7. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by crath · · Score: 1

      Re: "...aren't even good marketing."

      If Apple was really trying to leverage these ads they would be available in the Video section of iTunes.

    8. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Argh. No, they would be sued for uncompetitive business practices only if they threatened to raise the price of Windows or withheld Windows licenses from OEMs for bundling Picassa or iTunes or other "competing" products.

      Hence, the nature of ANTICOMPETITIVE. Bundling of software is COMPETITIVE. Microsoft, if you look it up, threatened Compaq when they attempted to bundle Netscape, they said, "No Windows for you" and that is anticompetitive. They also threatened IBM and raised Windows prices because IBM was developing OS/2, a competitive OS for the PC.

      So if Windows bundles their own brand of Live Life Tools, the only anticompetitive option is if Microsoft attempts to extort their partners to not bundle Google, Adobe, or other similar tools.

    9. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by indil · · Score: 1

      The problem with what Microsoft does is that the software it bundles with Windows (e.g., Internet Exporer and Windows Media Player) are impossible to install by the average user. If you could boot up Windows for the first time, go to Add or Remove Programs, and uninstall those programs, then Microsoft would be fine. I've heard that you CAN easily remove Apple's software products, which makes it legal for Apple to bundle them with its OS.

    10. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but I think Europe would probably sue them for including that stuff anyway.

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    11. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by Bigboote66 · · Score: 1

      Who has a Windows computer that inexplicably freezes now and then? Yes, who?

      My wife's Powerbook running OSX freezes about twice a month; my PC freezes maybe twice a year.

      Who has a Windows computer that suffers degraded performance and the discovery of spyware/viruses/etc?

      Her Powerbook frequently bogs down for no explicable reason. Maybe running out of disk space, or fragmentation, but who knows? My PC has yet to be infected with spyware or viruses (knock wood).

      Who has a Windows computer that doesn't offer the equivalent of iLife out of the box?

      When we upgraded her computer to OSX, there was no iLife - unless we wanted to pay an extra $100.

      Anyone I know who has used Windows for more than a few years nods their head (or rolls their eyes) in a camaraderie of sufferers whenever typical Windows problems (which you seem to deny) are mentioned.

      And any Mac owner who is honest with themselves will admit that all these problems plague the Mac as well, as well as acknowledging that during the OS9 era, Macs froze & crashed far more often than Win2K or even Win98 (I should know, I owned both). Yet smug Mac boosters during that period continued to cling to the myth that Macs were more "stable" than Windows boxen.

      Apple saying that Windows was not designed to withstand the onslaught of viruses & security threats is disingenuous, as the Mac OS could not stand up to them either. The overwhelming majority of trojans & viruses that afflict home users come from software that was voluntarily & consciously installed on the machine - the Mac's system of requiring someone to enter the root password would not make it immune to this attacks.

      It's not like OSX is a bundle of joy to work with; although I've only spent about 30 minutes, I still haven't figured out how to uninstall software, and there are those Gimp printer drivers I installed on the machine that I can't get rid of; I only recently stumbled onto how to remove a printer I no longer own from my choice of printers - a far easier proposition on the PC. OSX is great for a lot of things, but IMO, the UI is not as mature as the Windows UI for understanding how things go together - there's a lot of magic going on under the hood, and if it weren't for my unix experience, I wouldn't know how to solve a lot of problems - problems I was able to figure out under Windows just by messing around. Give OSX another 5 years and they'll put a clean, navigable way around these things, I'm sure.

      I've owned Macs since '87, but these ads are pure BS. There are a lot of reasons to own a Mac, but, other than the spyware issue for naive users (a very valid reason, IMO), the rest of these reasons are bunk.

      -BbT

    12. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      "Does Windows offer a anything comparable to the iLife suite of programs with each install?"

      Windows doesn't offer iLife apps (well, it offers some of it (WMP and Windows Movie Maker, and Vista will have a DVD Maker), but many OEMs do.
      And this is no different than Macs, for OSX doesn't offer iLife, rather, the OEM does with hardware.

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    13. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      Well, removing IE would remove APIs that other apps rely on. Same with WMP.

      And:
      If you remove QuickTime from OSX, you cripple the OS since many apps and parts of the OS rely on the QuickTime API.
      If you remove Safari, including webkit, you cripple the OS sicne many apps and parts of the OS rely on webkit.

      There's no difference here.

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    14. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      "When we upgraded her computer to OSX, there was no iLife - unless we wanted to pay an extra $100."

      That's because iLife doesn't come with OSX; it comes with Mac computers and is available for sale at retail.

      Not that this goes against your post; I'm just adding it to serve as illumination for other readers. ;-)

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    15. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      I regularly get the "Spinning Beachball of Death" on my Mac.

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    16. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      what is Apple lying about in these ads?

      -They are implying PC == Windows. While this is true about 90% of the time, it fails to mention that there are OTHER OSes besides OS X/Windows. And, um, Macs are now PCs. Whoops.

      -In the digital camera ad, they fail to mention that most digital cameras don't need special drivers to work.

      -Regarding spyware and viruses, they fail to mention that the most common cause of infection is user stupidity. I still have a Windows partition on one of my computers, and I've only ever had one virus (I don't use antivirus software, either). Spyware is taken care of by not using IE and not downloading stuff from shady sites.

      -In the ad about "rebooting", they fail to mention that Mac software updates often require reboots. They also fail to mention that not everyone who uses Windows has to reboot every 20 minutes.

      There are probably more, but these are the ones I could remember off the top of my head. Also, these might not technically be "lying", but they definitely fit the definition of bullshit. Or FUD.

    17. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "...whenever typical Windows problems (which you seem to deny) are mentioned."

      Where did he deny that? Why is it that mac people have to put words in people's mouths in order to have something to argue against?

      "Who has a Windows computer that inexplicably freezes now and then? Yes, who?"

      I have macs that do that too.

    18. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the target audience. The target audience thinks that Windows=PC, and that Linux is a different (and scary) kind of computer, just like Mac is a different and very user-friendly kind of computer.

      Plug in a new digital camera and Windows tosses up 3 or 4 status bubbles (found new hardware...found new usb device...found camera...found Canon xxxx), then (if the PC is a little older) warns you that your USB ports are slow, then pops up a dialogue box asking you to decide what programs you want use to handle the pictures. This is intimidating to casual computer users. Apple is much better at guiding new users to the correct/easy choices and hiding the grinding and churning of the OS/hardware.

      If the primary mode of infection is user error and you are marketing to new and inexperienced users, then it makes sense to tout the fact that your system is virtually malware/virus free. To blame the user for viruses is a strawman to distract from the fact that the OS is incredibly prone to infection, and the requirement of firewalls and virus scanners (more confusing popups and reboots) is a warning sign.

      A new user who has a couple of programs to install is instructed to reboot every time the installation process finishes, and unlike myself or yourself they WILL reboot every single time. I have had to reboot/shut down my iBook 5 times since I purchased it second-hand over a month ago, and two of those were to read the serial number on the battery and the computer itself, respectively (2nd number is inside the battery housing :-) ) for the Sony battery recall. A new Windows install still takes a number of reboots, especially once you start applying patches. Mac patches sometimes require reboots as well, but in far smaller numbers.

      Sure some of it is embellishment. But they aren't targeting you or I with these ads, they are targeting people who aren't accustomed to when a system needs a reboot or when/how the temp files should be flushed. They want things to just work and leave them alone other than that.

      Apple offers a solution that tries to let the OS take care of the computer with minimal user input. Windows/*nix/BSD/whatever require the user's assistance to take care of the computer in the long term. Friends and family always ask me to help them with their computer problems, but I have never had the Mac users ask me to do anything more than fix their internet (which was an ISP side problem anyways).

      Just my 48 cents.

    19. Re:Apple ads = FUD, != funny by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Sure some of it is embellishment. But they aren't targeting you or I with these ads, they are targeting people who aren't accustomed to when a system needs a reboot or when/how the temp files should be flushed.

      So basically what your argument boils down to is "if people don't understand something, it's OK to borderline lie to them, as long as we make an effort to give them the warm fuzzies". Sorry, but I'm not cool with that.

  28. Re:Summary incorrect. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Nope. Plays perfectly fine in Firefox 1.5 on my Mac.

    Yup. Appears to be a problem with the quicktime plugin for windows. Crashes IE or FF, works fine using VLC under windows or ubuntu.

    Luckily for Apple, people using the quicktime plugin under windows are not the target market for these ads ;-)

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  29. The next Mac ad? by n2art2 · · Score: 1

    Maybe you stumbled onto the theme for the next mac ad. . .

    Crashes IE or FF, but Just works on a Mac.

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  30. Re:Summary incorrect. by nacturation · · Score: 1

    No kidding... and here I thought a "get a mac" campaign would be in the spirit of the old Get a Macintosh commercial.

    (And, no, my QuickTime plugin worked fine in Firefox 1.5.0.6.)

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  31. Breaking It Down by SheldonW · · Score: 3, Informative

    True, the Mac is now an Intel PC wrapped in a nice design. However, these commercials rarely speak of the hardware. Apple never says our Intel box is better than yours. They say our design, our interface, our security, our innovative ideas - our end product is better than yours.

    The Mac is the iPod. The difference is, the iPod was introduced before the personal music player boom and the iPod has yet to isolate itself like the original Apple Computers. Most people will agree that the iPod is popular and superior for a few reasons: 1) The physical design, 2) The almost perfect integration with iTunes and 3) The iTunes Music Store. The Mac is out of favor with the public due to it's roots. However, the same principles still apply to it's superiority: 1) The physical design, 2) The software and hardware are built and tested to near perfection and 3) OS X.

    Looking at each in more depth.
    1) The physical design is highly praised and often imitated. This is rarely argued.
    2) Unlike Microsoft's Windows, the hardware and software can be tailored specifically for each other. At times Apple has released an OS update because a new Mac model needed a small software revision. Microsoft could never make software changes to support all PC hardware configurations. For this reason, you will never see OS X on other Intel hardware.
    3) OS X defines the Mac. It is the way that Intel chip interfaces with the user. It is unique to the Mac like iTunes to the iPod. OS X is another highly praised and often imitated aspect of the Mac. This also is rarely argued.

    Since the average consumer does not order a PC with *nix, the real question that remains is what makes every non-Apple Intel box different? The price, plain and simple. As many car manufacturers like to say, this leaves the Mac in a class of it's own.

  32. So shoot me by Kris_B_04 · · Score: 1

    I see that I am in the minority here...

    but damn, I love those commercials and I love Macs!! ;)

    Kris

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  33. Delusional mac ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find most galling about Mac ads is the impression that whatever feature they're highlighting (i.e. editing movies, sorting photos, etc.) was invented or pioneered by Mac. When Steve Jobs announced the iMac as "finally" bringing burning music, watching video and surfing the net together, I wondered what I had been doing with my PC the previous 5 years. Oh, right, everything he said was revolutionary.

    I do hope the public isn't so easily fooled, but then again, some of them buy computers because they look like Jell-O molds.

    1. Re:Delusional mac ads by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I do hope the public isn't so easily fooled

      Well, they bought the digital shitpile from Redmond in droves, so I think you might be out of luck.

  34. Re:Summary incorrect. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
    Well, good thing somebody replaced my PC here with a Mac, else FF would have crashed. No, wait...

    IOW, you are wrong.

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  35. Thou Art Media's Bitch by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I've toyed around the idea with buying a Mac as my next computer, however ads like this make me reconsider.

    And here we have an example of why the stuffed-dicks on Madison Avenue have the influence they do: willies like the parent poster who will gladly let their own judgement be subsumed by their opinion on the style of a television commercial.

    ...Obviously a "think outside the box" kind of fellow!

  36. Hurt them how? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Apple is selling more Macs than it has in over a decade. They're approaching record numbers in some spots like laptops where Macs have climbed to a 12% marketshare. They can't meet the demand and are sourcing a 3rd manufacturer to help build more. So how exactly has Apple's switch to Intel HURT them? Is your definition of hurt a special definition that really means "THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO THEM!"!?!?

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    1. Re:Hurt them how? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1
      Apple is selling more Macs than it has in over a decade. They're approaching record numbers in some spots like laptops where Macs have climbed to a 12% marketshare. They can't meet the demand and are sourcing a 3rd manufacturer to help build more. So how exactly has Apple's switch to Intel HURT them? Is your definition of hurt a special definition that really means "THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO THEM!"!?!?
      No doubt they're doing stellar at the moment. But my (admittedly poor) prediction skills foresee in the long term (1-2 years) more and more people will have the same attitude as the grandparent (or great-grandparent as I had to repost). People will question Apple's decisions on certain things now that they're similar in architecture.

      People will probably start asking the same questions:
      • If you're so similar, then what makes you so special
      • I don't see why you won't let me install OSX on my eMachines. You're not playing fair.
      • So I'm pretty much paying a lot more for a laptop that's similar to that Dell over there just so I can run OSX? Nice bait.
      • etc
      I'm not saying it will happen, but that it's possible at some point more and more average Joes will start to act like it. Then god forbid Apple caves under pressure and opens OS X (as they now have less reason not to) then they'll get hit with the same problems Windows experiences. On top of which, what casual user would want to buy an "overpriced" Apple work-of-art if they can run OS X on their cheap eMachine.
    2. Re:Hurt them how? by Apotsy · · Score: 1
      "People will probably start asking the same questions:"

      No they won't. The vast majority of people do not even know what kind of CPU is inside their computers, couldn't explain what a CPU is, and wouldn't care even if they did know. You're making the same mistake that every other DIY PC user makes: you think the average user is just like you. They aren't. Mac users may be a minority, but that's nothing compared to the tiny, miniscule minority of people who would never ask the questions you listed. I'm sure Apple is quite happy to ignore that tiny handful of DIY people (who would never buy a Mac anyway) and go after everyone else. As the above poster pointed out, so far it seems to be working.

    3. Re:Hurt them how? by Apotsy · · Score: 1
      ...tiny, miniscule minority of people who would never ask the questions...

      Er, that "never" shouldn't be there. Oops.

  37. Re:Summary incorrect. by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    > (oh - and anyone else having the quicktime plugin for ff crash ff when trying to play these?)

    Yes, using my Win2k PC at work. I upgraded to the latest quicktime, and all is good now.

    jfs

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  38. Opposite by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know a lot of technologically minded folk who like the ads and think they are funny.

    To some degree, they must work as they are still being produced and laptop sales are on a dramatic rise.

    Apple wouldn't keep paying for expensive advertising slots (emmys) if they didn't work for most people. Plus they are aimed mostly at someone just wanting a computer and not a system administrator job, along with kids going to college who may want a new computer.

    If you can't even find the Magsafe one funny though (the most strightforward and accurate of the whole set of ads) I think you need to examine weithr or not you are simply mentally resisting liking a Mac because they are a Mac.

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    1. Re:Opposite by mhazen · · Score: 1

      To some degree, they must work as they are still being produced and laptop sales are on a dramatic rise.

      Where are you getting that from? I searched pretty thoroughly and didn't find any numbers to support that conclusion. In fact, the only numbers I found were from mid-2005, and showed a moderate, but consistent, decline for the previous year and a half to some of Apple's lowest numbers in a decade. I'm not sure of the viability of the source however, so I'm left wondering where the actual numbers lie.

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    2. Re:Opposite by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "If you can't even find the Magsafe one funny though (the most strightforward and accurate of the whole set of ads)..."

      Except that not all macs have such a connector. I personally think it's a nice touch for notebooks but not an especially important feature. The only person i've ever known that's had a problem with their notebook power connector owns a powerbook. I generally don't route my power cord so that it can be tripped over.

  39. Re:Summary incorrect. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    IOW, you are wrong.

    Wrong about what? It appears that there's a problem with an older QT plugin.

    I've upgraded to VLC, so its working for me now! Thanks for your concern tho'

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  40. Re:I wish I could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, I don't know Wally, maybe it's this thing I heard my teacher talk about, called "demand".

    I hope you get it soon!

  41. For all by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    What Apple does is make all those things that us technical people had been doing for years and make them acccessible to everyone else - that's why you have blinders preventing you from seeing what Apple offers.

    I too was doing video editing on a PC years before I got my first Mac, but frankly it really sucked compared to using a Mac to do the same kinds of projects and I really did have to be technically astute to get it to work properly with no dropped frames.

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  42. Story doesn't add up by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Informative

    My Mac Mini at home only has 2 USB ports, and because I didn't want to drop $120 on a keyboard & mouse for a $450 computer, I have no free USB ports by default. Instead, I have an extra device sitting with my mini (USB hub) complete with associated wires.

    Pardon me, but something is fishy about this part of your story - why are you not plugging the mouse into the keyboard USB extender? At most the keyboard and mouse together should take up one USB plug, which is why all macs come with at least two.

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    1. Re:Story doesn't add up by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Specifically because, and I'll quote my original post which you also graciously quoted, "I didn't want to drop $120 on a keyboard & mouse for a $450 computer."

    2. Re:Story doesn't add up by ktappe · · Score: 1
      Specifically because, and I'll quote my original post which you also graciously quoted, "I didn't want to drop $120 on a keyboard & mouse for a $450 computer."
      That part of the story is fishy too, for Apple keyboards cost $29, not $60. A nice Kensington mouse is $20. Value yourself enough to spend $49 for your missing input devices and you will be happier. Splurge a little and get back to posting about Slashdot issues more important than USB ports. :-)

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    3. Re:Story doesn't add up by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Shhh.. he hasn't found that plug yet, and we here in the office aren't gonna tell that self-rightous sob. It provides much needed mirth, that he is always whinging about having to unplug his mouse.

  43. Home and End by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Between the two, Windows is able to be more productive, consistent (home & end keys - nuf sed), meaningful (how often do I really need to scroll to the top of my terminal window's history vs going to the front of my current line, why would Home & End be bound this way by default?)

    Since OS X ships with Bash, I simply use Ctr-A and Ctrl-E for that. I have never missed home and end in terminals nor do I use them in Linux, as they are too far removed from the primary area of the keyboard.

    For single lines in textareas of browsers, you can simply use Pageup/PageDown to go to the start and end of line respectivly - this is the only time when I ever used to use Home/End they way you are speaking of and really it's smarter to fold this ability into the same keys where it makes sense.

    Why you think Windows is in any way more productive when it does not ship with a real shell is a mystery. I'd perhaps give Linux to you execot that Expose as an app switcher is a pretty big productivity boost.

    and waste less of my CPU on stupid and meaningless crap like Dashboard, software rendered drop shadows & transparencies, etc.

    GPU - all that is hardware accellerated. Kind of removes your whole point there. If your GPU is otherwise sitting idle why not make use of it?

    Believe it or not, I value responsiveness, consistency, and day-to-day usability over polish.

    So do I. That's why I use a Mac - polish is removed easily as it only covers the ugliness beneath. Good design goes through and through a product, which is what the Mac offers and why I switching away from Linux as my primary home computer.

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    1. Re:Home and End by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good design goes through and through a product, which is what the Mac offers

      Would you say that's because of Apple's overall superiority? If so, why does iTunes for Windows suck so badly? And "because it's on Windows" is the wrong answer...

    2. Re:Home and End by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can simply use Pageup/PageDown to go to the start and end of line respectivly - this is the only time when I ever used to use Home/End they way you are speaking of and really it's smarter to fold this ability into the same keys where it makes sense.

      So THATS how you do it! Home and End not working in Camino was driving me up the wall when writing posts on forums (I've owned a mac for about three weeks now).

      I guess using pageup and pagedown is just as intuitive as using "V" as the shortcut key for pasting, or Z for undo. Or not, since those at least have the advantage of being used by everything.

    3. Re:Home and End by azuretek · · Score: 1

      So you exclude the reason why? It is because it's on windows, the only reason itunes exists on windows is because the ipod became popular among windows users so they had to release itunes and their itunes store for windows. It is not the same application as the Mac version and we don't really care.

    4. Re:Home and End by SEMW · · Score: 1

      >Why you think Windows is in any way more productive when it does not ship with a real shell is a mystery.

      I'm sorry, but I have to question this. Why is it that an operating system has to have a real shell to be productive? As far as I can see, the only thing a real shell (as opposed to a add-on shell such as cmd.exe on win2000/XP) gives you is the knowledge that you're using a text-based OS with a graphical shell on top, rather than one built to be graphical (not that I'm saying Windows is a perfect example of the latter). It's not like you can't run text-based commands from a GUI; Windows, for example, has Winkey+R. I can only see one thing that would be better done with a text-based user interface rather than a graphical one, and that's automation of a sequence of repetitive tasks since you can copy and paste a long string of commands; however, you can do that via scripting anyway. And I speak as someone who's just spent half a day editing xorg.conf from the command line to try and get Xinemara give me some use out of my second monitor; something that windows consistantly sets up automatically with a single tick of a checkbox. Can you even imagine trying to get something like this: http://www.dansdata.com/images/io060/monitors_f.gi f working in Linux without spending a *very* long time trying to coach xorg.conf to give you exactly what you want (especially considering the frankly awful kludge xinemara uses if you're monitors are set to different resolutions)?

      Erm... I seem to have deviated quite some way from the original point, but I needed to rant anyway...

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    5. Re:Home and End by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that an operating system has to have a real shell to be productive?

      I do love the irony ... for years Macs are without any shell whatsoever, and apparentely that's more productive. But now all of a sudden, when the MacOS finally gets a shell, it's suddenly important ;)

      (Yes I know, it's fine to judge OSs on what they are now rather than what they are ... but it does make you question how serious those people are when they claim things are/aren't important, when they've done so many U-turns over the years.)

    6. Re:Home and End by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      See, that's the problem. "Hey look, iTunes on Windows is a turd. Buy a Mac! Ignore the fact that it's a turd because we don't really care about it, why focus on that when you can slag off Windows? Buy a Mac!" isn't really the cornerstone of a convincing argument.

    7. Re:Home and End by toddestan · · Score: 1

      GPU - all that is hardware accellerated. Kind of removes your whole point there. If your GPU is otherwise sitting idle why not make use of it?

      With systems with shared memory, drawing all that stuff is using up memory bandwidth that could otherwise be used by the rest of the system. There isn't really anyway to utilize the GPU in those systems without slowing other stuff downs.

    8. Re:Home and End by addaon · · Score: 1

      Just use ctrl-a and ctrl-e. They're used by everything. And they're on the main keyboard, not off to the side somewhere.

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    9. Re:Home and End by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you people realize that MacOS has been way ahead of Windows in terms of these options like, forever? yes, pageup/down and home/end act differently than on windows. That doesn't make it worse! It makes it different. Have you ever pressed the command/apple key? command-up and down arrow move the cursoe to the top or bottom of the document. command- left/right arrow go to the front/end of a line. Using option- instead of command- moves through paragraphs and words respectively. Then, of course, as mentioned, there's ctrl-e, ctrl-a, and all the other standard unix bindings. Can windows do any of this? (I don't know.. maybe it can!) Or does it only have page/home/end keys?

    10. Re:Home and End by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. CTRL+HOME and CTRL+END are identical to your desription of command-up and command-down. Front and end of line are just HOME and END (CTRL+horizontal arrow takes you over to the next set of whitespace). CTRL+DOWN and CTRL+UP do paragraphs. I'm not sure what ctrl-e is supposed to do, but ctrl-a is select all.

  44. Points plain wrong by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    People complain about the Mac ads because they omit some technical details.

    But most of these TreNuff ads are just wrong. For instance, the "Upgrading" one - "When I want to run a game faster, I just get a new video card"! Well, what the hell was I doing when I wanted to run games (yes, there actually are some games that run on a Mac) and applications faster on my G5 and I got a new video card? Was that an illusion?

    I mean look at the Mac Pro - it has PCIe slots. It has SATA bays (four of them). It has USB and Firewire ports out the wazoo. So what is it I'm missing from upgrading that the PC offers? Heck on the lower end products I can still upgrade the memory, hard drive (much easier on a Macbook than most other laptops) and even swap out the processor!

    So most of them are even more misleading and pointless than the Mac ones, it's just something PC users like to link to for eqivilence - but someone needs to do a better job with the scripts.

    The Performance one was damn funny though.

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    1. Re:Points plain wrong by Cythrawl · · Score: 1

      I mean look at the Mac Pro - it has PCIe slots. It has SATA bays (four of them). It has USB and Firewire ports out the wazoo. So what is it I'm missing from upgrading that the PC offers? Heck on the lower end products I can still upgrade the memory, hard drive (much easier on a Macbook than most other laptops) and even swap out the processor! Show me one instance where you can buy a Mac Video card online.. and a PCI Express one at that.. and running the latest tech... Show me one.. Please... last I knew you COULD NOT plug a PC PCIe card into a mac and it just work.. in fact I dont think it runs at all. But please if you can correct, post your results.. I'd love to see a Nvida 7900GTX2 running in a G5... Love to..

    2. Re:Points plain wrong by nyquil+superstar · · Score: 1
      So what is it I'm missing from upgrading that the PC offers?

      Drivers.

    3. Re:Points plain wrong by toddestan · · Score: 1

      But most of these TreNuff ads are just wrong. For instance, the "Upgrading" one - "When I want to run a game faster, I just get a new video card"! Well, what the hell was I doing when I wanted to run games (yes, there actually are some games that run on a Mac) and applications faster on my G5 and I got a new video card? Was that an illusion?

      I mean look at the Mac Pro - it has PCIe slots. It has SATA bays (four of them). It has USB and Firewire ports out the wazoo. So what is it I'm missing from upgrading that the PC offers? Heck on the lower end products I can still upgrade the memory, hard drive (much easier on a Macbook than most other laptops) and even swap out the processor!


      That's great if you have a Mac Pro. But generally, the Mac Mini and iMac are less upgradable than their Mac counterparts.

      So most of them are even more misleading and pointless than the Mac ones, it's just something PC users like to link to for eqivilence - but someone needs to do a better job with the scripts.

      I thought they were damn funny myself, though really it seems that they are making fun of Linux more than anything else.

  45. Mac osX on any hardware by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    as for running mac osx on any hardware They can at lest try to make it work on comman chips sets like chips sets like nvidia, intel, and ati same thing for video cards.
    Hard drives don't need divers just the controllers and those are part of the chips sets now days.

    As for XP not comeing with SATA drivers out of the box it is that it is about 5 years old but you can add drivers to your windows install cd http://driverpacks.net/
    Dell and others do the same type of thing.

    People are using a 32bit os on 64bit hardware because of windows xp 64bit compatibility issues with some drivers mainly with printers and other externals devices and there is no home windows xp 64 bit.

  46. Hang up the hat Sherlock by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other words, they are good at creating highly marketable, hypable products, but not that good at creating usable products with reasonable prices.

    Wow, what a leap of deduction - the computer equivilent of "Therefore, a witch!"

    Can you think of no other products that were marketable but also functional?

    It is possible to have a product with good design that then also has good marketing. You're just confused because most companies start on the marketing side.

    I wouldn't quite your day job to open that detective agnecy just yet.

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  47. Link by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Where are you getting that from?

    You can read one story here - 12% vs. 6% in January.

    That's the whole portable computer market, and a pretty big rise. It was also discussed on Slashdot (and elsewhere) previously.

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  48. Re:Summary incorrect. by azav · · Score: 1

    Works fine in FF on my Winblows Media box Under XP through the QT plugin.

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  49. Well the USB port is on the keyboard by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Oh, you don't use the original keyboard that was part of the design (talking about the early iMac's here) and now are complaining that your NON standard part doesn't fit with the design?

    This is a bit like complaining that your own car stereo doesn't fit the color scheme of your car. Not really the car makers fault now is it?

    I also strongly suspect you never had a customer support role. If you gave the customer 1 cable, color coded, with labels and instructions and signs and a guide dog they would still get it wrong.

    Badge based internet access, hold your badge barcode underneath the scanner and the PC will give internet access. You get people that ask how to turn the thing on. Okay, so the screensaver and posters with instructions are not visible enough. You got people that don't get that the scanner of their neighbour won't work for their PC, who don't hold the barcode part of the badge in the light, who lost their badge despite the fact that this is a high security event with armed security and airport style checkins (including x-ray machines and sniffer dogs, oh and this despite the fact that I walked in with no check at all but hey, I am not a terrorist)

    It don't matter how simple you make something, the user will screw it up.

    Take this nutcase who uses a keyboard without a USB hub integrated so now he has to reach all the way to the back of his computer to plug new USB devices in. that is the kind of nutcases techsupport has to deal with. Amazing no?

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  50. I find them to be SO true by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    Basically every friend I have has switched to the Mac in the past 2 years. That number is only accelerating. What's funny is that, the only hold-outs left are people who pirate everything they own.

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    1. Re:I find them to be SO true by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Basically every friend I have has switched to the Mac in the past 2 years.

      When I go to conferences lately, I see Macbooks and Macbook Pros. Oceans of them. It has become the only serious choice for a professional notebook.

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    2. Re:I find them to be SO true by argent · · Score: 1

      When I go to conferences lately, I see Macbooks and Macbook Pros. Oceans of them. It has become the only serious choice for a professional notebook.

      And it's all because of the OS. The hardware is awful.

      They need to hire a bunch of ex-IBMers from Lenovo who actually know how to make a good laptop.

    3. Re:I find them to be SO true by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because I know my laptop, with Core Duo 2.16GHz, 2GB RAM, ATI Mobility Radeon X1600, 17", 1680x1050, 256MB RAM, A/B/G wireless, Bluetooth EDR 2.0, 5 USB ports, integrated 1.3mp webcam, integrated high definition audio, integrated HDTV tuner sure as hell ain't "the serious choice".

      Except, oh... hang on... I just realised... there's no Apple badge on it. What was I thinking?

    4. Re:I find them to be SO true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...256MB RAM..."?

      why am i not suprised?

  51. Re:Summary incorrect. by rho · · Score: 1

    Yep, crashed on me. Installed the latest version of Quicktime (FF was already up-to-date), and it stopped crashing. It still did weird things with the videos when I scrolled, and everything was really, really sluggish--my mouse cursor was like a slideshow.

    I'm not sure who to blame, but it's very annoying.

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  52. Only mean spirited if you are reading between line by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What I am saying is that it has become clear to me that the ads are not back firing, and in fact, are reaching the target audience. All three of these women expressed a desire to buy a Mac for their next computer, when their current one finally breaks. This actually was surprising to me, because I assumed the ads probably were back firing because of what I had read on Slashdot.

    This was pretty obvious to me because the ads are actually not mean spirited at all, unless the viewer is reading all kinds of things into the ads that simply are not there.

    Think of the experience these women probably have, PC's at home that they have to get viruses and spyware cleaned off of, mysterious things that the computer tells them they do not really understand when they just want to hook up a printer. What about these ads would be untruthful to them? To someone who knows how to keep a PC clean by using firefox and firewals and so on and so forth the Apple ads appear untrue because that user has no spyware. But again, these women and most other consumers do see the spyware, and virues, and things that these ads talk about - so why would they have reason to doubt the pro Mac arguments the ads offer when the statements made about the PC are 100% true to them?

    It's also pretty obvious the ads are working because Apple keeps making them and also paying a fair amount for good timeslots (like the emmys for the msot recent ones). An ad campain that was going south would have been pulled by now if it was not seeing some results.

    Slashdot is a really bad filter to try and descern how Apple products are perceived, just look at the iPod when it came out. You can almost delcare Slashdot a comically bad judge of Apple products to the extent the direction of groupthink here is probably always the opposite of what the general market thinks.

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  53. Re:I wish I could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cancel the airport card and you'll get it right away. That is the component holding you up.

  54. Re:"Make You Cry"? But I Thought... by Frightening · · Score: 1

    Are you implying this is not a slow news day?

  55. What have they done? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Yeah, these ad's disgust me. What has Windows done to you?

    Good god man, I've been using Windows for decades now. You'd need a war crimes tribunal to properly document the offenses suffered by me through that time period.

    Win 3.1? 98 (pre-SE)? NT before SP 2? Ring any bells?

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    1. Re:What have they done? by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

      Good lord, did anyone read past the first sentence of my post? It's SARCASM FOLKS.

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  56. Prooves the point by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I can't even view the quicktime movie format?

    See, life really would be easier if you had a Mac. Kind of prooves the whole point.

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    1. Re:Prooves the point by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >See, life really would be easier if you had a Mac. Kind of prooves the whole point.

      Live improves inversely proportional to the amount of advertising I am exposed to.

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    2. Re:Prooves the point by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I don't define how "easy" my life is by "Can I view the latest propaganda put forth by Apple in their Quicktime format", funnily enough. More fool me, I guess.

  57. ATI by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Here you are waiting for ATI to start producing the video cards in real quantity, I guess they were kind of asleep at the switch on this one.

    You could just go with the base unit with the cheaper card and upgrade later yourself, if you'd like the computer quicker.

    Or, buy the really expensive video card which I believe is also avialiable right now.

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  58. Ok, I'll bite. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    What superstition leads you to think that the phrase genuinely funny is "incorrect"?

    1. Re:Ok, I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about superstitions, but I'll attempt to answer.
      For something to be genuinely funny, it first needs to be funny.
      Since none of these commercials have ever been funny, the phrase is incorrect.

  59. Debate aside, worthy of note? by PatboyX · · Score: 1

    the audience for these ads is probably not most slashdot readers. apple knows that their power-user section of customers own more than one machine of varying OS. they probably know that we know the commercial (like every other commercial on television) isn't entirely accurate.
    but, as stated a million times before, it appeals to the casual user, is (subjectively) entertaining and is rigid in its branding.
    i did agree with slate on the point of PC being more endearing than Mac in the ads.
    all this aside...is this extension of a currently running ad campaign really worthy of its own slashdot entry?

  60. With a grain of salt by moore.dustin · · Score: 1
    These ads can be okay, but I take them with a grain of salt. I use both systems every day for all sorts of uses, but they both come with problems. We all know the Windows issues of security, crashes, and things we read about on here everyday. Typically, I never have an issue with those problems because I know what I am doing, but regardless, they are there. As for OS X, it has different, but equally frustrating issues in my mind.

    For one, I have a damn hard time even shutting my machine down with OS X. One in every three restarts takes at least 10 minutes or some reason. I have to actually start the process of restarting over a couple times. Non compatibility pisses me off to, but I do not fault either system for it. The slow, often unresponsive UI is my biggest issue though. In Windows the movement and reaction of most UI functions is quick and sharp. With the OS X, I feel like the speed I am allowed to work at is capped. I really feel it in simple things like FTPing files where I want to select my files and go. The MAC makes it a pain to do this simple function.

    No reason to keep going, the point is that neither of these systems are perfect and they are for different people. Each side things they other sucks generally, but as a avid user of both systems, I cannot say either system has a edge. MAC has the doodads and flare, but the Windows has the power and you can actually control it in XP.

    1. Re:With a grain of salt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. I run both machines, and they both have frustrations for me. Sure, I have to run my security routines on a regular basis on the PC, but I find the Mac UI experience to be utterly baffling. There's 3rd party softwares that install differently than the one before did, software that stubbornly won't quit when I want it to, and a surprising amount of hardware interface problems, especially when Mac afficianados like to brag that "it just works". Then there's all the inexplicable hidden commands in the various iLife softwares, which forced me to have to buy books to learn how to use them. HOW is this "better" than dealing with a PC? I also find the lack of software choices for the Mac frustrating. I bought my Mac a year and a half ago, and the experience has been a letdown. And now that Apple is about to release a new OS, making mine be about 2 generations behind, I'm starting to value the PC world's tendency to make all software be backwards compatible. I don't have to run out and buy a new version of the OS every couple of years.

      I have finally resolved that each of my two machines are used for different things. I do my graphics and video stuff with the Mac, but anything that requires writing, spreadsheets work, chatting, e-mailing, surfing and FTPing, MP3 conversions, and just plain having fun, I do on my PC. If someone made me pick one and throw the other one away, there's no question that I'd keep my PC, security problems and all.

    2. Re:With a grain of salt by CrawlingEvil · · Score: 1

      I do agree with you. I use both. I tend to find Macs less annoying for the majority of my tasks, but there are things I tend to prefer on the PC. As for your long start up times, it sounds like your machine isn't shutting down properly, as you mentioned. If the disks are not marked as "clean" during shutdown, the boot process runs FSCK, which can take quite a while on larger disks. Anyways, the point of my response is that as of OS X 10.2 and beyond, Apple added journalling the HFS+. On 10.3 and 10.4, you can enable this by going into the Disk Manager application. Once Disk Manager opens up, you should see all your hard drives. Select a hard drive. If the drive / partition is formatted HFS+ and is not yet journalled, you should see a tool bar icon enable that says something like "Enable Journalling". Click this. Now, if you fail to shut down cleanly, the disk check should be much faster.

  61. How about making them cheaper? by giginger · · Score: 1

    I'd buy a Mac if I didn't feel it was overpriced. Considering they've got such a low % of the market they're not exactly trying that hard to undercut a PC. Short of doing ads which insult the intelligence and claiming that Microsoft stole features from them (I think they word is hypocrisy as they're both guilty of it) there's bugger all they're doing.

    1. Re:How about making them cheaper? by MeatNoodle · · Score: 1

      I'd buy a Mac if I didn't feel it was overpriced.

      Clearly you didn't watch the WWDC keynote address. The workstations and servers are cheaper than comparatively equipped Dells. And if you add the webcam and a few other things the Mac has to a Dell notebook, the price of comparable MacBooks and MacBook Pros is about the same. It's one advantage of using the same underlying Intel hardware...

      Get over it people, whining about the price difference between a PC and Mac isn't really a valid argument anymore.

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    2. Re:How about making them cheaper? by SEMW · · Score: 1

      >Clearly you didn't watch the WWDC keynote address.

      Really?!? You mean Apple, at the keynote address given by their own CEO at their own developers conference, claims that they themselved are not overpriced? Are you sure? I mean, I think I speak for all of us when I say that I was expecting Steve to stand up there like a man and say that Macs are too expensive.

      (Actually, I *do* think that Macs are now competitavely priced, but I'm annoyed that so many people just blindly believe what companies (in general, not just Apple) tell them. "But it must be good value, it says it is on the label!")

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    3. Re:How about making them cheaper? by MeatNoodle · · Score: 1
      Clearly you didn't watch the WWDC keynote address.

      Really?!? You mean Apple, at the keynote address given by their own CEO at their own developers conference, claims that they themselved are not overpriced? Are you sure? I mean, I think I speak for all of us when I say that I was expecting Steve to stand up there like a man and say that Macs are too expensive.
      Clearly, you didn't watch the WWDC keynote address either. It was the CFO not Steve, and he didn't just say it, he domonstrated it. He displayed a chart that compared the new Mac Workstation to a comparable Dell workstation. Configuration and price for the Dell was pulled from Dell's web site. Same CPU, Same speed, same amount of RAM, same HD configuration, on and on. Final bottom line was that the Mac Workstation cost less. Then he proceeded to show a slide that compared Apple and Dell servers the same way.

      These weren't just just the same old "we're better" statements that normally come out of Apple. Hard as it may be to believe, the claims were substantiated by real numbers this time. I even went to the Dell site to verify that his figures were correct, and they were.

      Believe me, I'm no Mac fanboy, I don't even own a Mac (in fact, I'm sitting here typing this on an over priced Dell. So there! :P ) And I certainly never take anything a marketing/management type says for granted... but I have to say that at this point the old "Macs are overpriced" argument doesn't hold water anymore.

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    4. Re:How about making them cheaper? by SEMW · · Score: 1

      OK, I found an independant site that configured two identical systems as impartially as possible -- and you're right, that Mac was $90 cheaper with 20" displays configured, and $332 cheaper with no displays configured. Not nearly as much as the $1000+ I understand was mentioned in the keynote (due to the keynote apparently ignoring irregularities like the Dell coming with a 3 year warranty as opposed to Apple's one year), but still cheaper, which, as Dell is usually considered one of (if not the) cheapest PC vendors, is no mean feat. Specific point happily conceded, though I still stand by my original post: if I had not found any independant comfirmation (and if it were not possible to do the test myself) my default position would always still be to disbelieve any such statements like these until confirmation could be obtained, chart or no chart. Numbers can lie.

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    5. Re:How about making them cheaper? by MeatNoodle · · Score: 1
      OK, I found an independant site that configured two identical systems as impartially as possible -- and you're right, that Mac was $90 cheaper with 20" displays configured, and $332 cheaper with no displays configured.

      You obviously don't know me from Adam, so there was no way you could have known that I verified the numbers before making my initial post. But it's good that you were able to verify the pricing differences. Independent verification on these sorts of things is important, so that the marketing hype/fanboy-ism can get filtered out. I hadn't remembered that Apple had claimed a difference of $1000 between systems though. It may be that Dell has updated their prices since the WWDC to try to be more competetive...

      Now if only I could get someone to buy my over-priced, power hungry (20 minutes on a charge now that the battery ain't new anymore!) Dell XPS P4 laptop that I bought not too long ago so I can go out and get a cool new MacBook Pro... hmmm.... maybe the initial poster who thinks "Macs are overpriced"... ;)

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    6. Re:How about making them cheaper? by be-fan · · Score: 1

      The new Intel machines are all very well priced. They're quite well-equipped, as Apple isn't trying to compete with eMachines and the like, but the price is fair given what's under the hood. I paid $1300 for my Macbook, and finding a comparable machine from a top-tier manufacturer isn't easy. The standard features on the Macbook (dual-core processor, camera, etc), all jack up the price significantly on the PC side, and if you're looking for comparable durability, you'll be looking at Thinkpads that actually cost as much or more.

      And of course, the new Mac Pros are an absolute steal for what you get. $2.5k will buy you a quad 2.66 Xeon machine with 1GB of FB-DIMM, shipped. That's a pair of $700 procs on a $400 (minimum) motherboard, with $200 RAM. The case itself is worth at least $200 (the sides and handles, which make up the frame, are 1/8th inch solid aluminum plate, the thing weighs a ton), and in the remaining $300, you've got to cover an HDD, optical drive, graphics card, heatsinks, case fans, mouse, keyboard, and shipping. You might be able to hit $2500 if you build it yourself (maybe), and only if you don't factor in the cost of your labor or the lack of a warrenty on the resultant machine.

      A comparable BOXX machine (which is Apple's competition with the Mac Pro), will start at over $4k, for equivalent hardware. Even then, the BOXX won't run OS X, while the Mac Pro will run OS X and XP.

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    7. Re:How about making them cheaper? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Clearly you didn't watch the WWDC keynote address. The workstations and servers are cheaper than comparatively equipped Dells. And if you add the webcam and a few other things the Mac has to a Dell notebook, the price of comparable MacBooks and MacBook Pros is about the same. It's one advantage of using the same underlying Intel hardware...

      That's great if I want a workstation that costs thousands of dollars. Or a webcam in my notebook. But if I don't want those things, why should I have to pay for them? Fact is, I can always build the computer I want for much less than what it would cost to get the computer I want from Apple. Or from Dell, for that matter.

    8. Re:How about making them cheaper? by MeatNoodle · · Score: 1
      Clearly you didn't watch the WWDC keynote address. The workstations and servers are cheaper than comparatively equipped Dells. And if you add the webcam and a few other things the Mac has to a Dell notebook, the price of comparable MacBooks and MacBook Pros is about the same. It's one advantage of using the same underlying Intel hardware...

      That's great if I want a workstation that costs thousands of dollars. Or a webcam in my notebook. But if I don't want those things, why should I have to pay for them? Fact is, I can always build the computer I want for much less than what it would cost to get the computer I want from Apple. Or from Dell, for that matter.

      When was the last time you put together a PC from scratch? I spec'd out a bunch of system components recently, and when I added up the retail prices of all the things I needed (case, keyboard, mouse, display, drives, etc.), the Dell and Apple prices were pretty hard to beat. Don't want to pay for the camera, display, or keyboard that come with some of the Mac's? Get a Mac Mini and add the pieces you do want. Or one of the bare-bones Dells. At $599 and $499 respectively (with the Dell actually including the case, display, keyboard, and mouse), I'd actually bet you would be unable to meet or beat those prices by buying components separately.

      Besides, you sound like a guy who likes to mess around with computers any way. But what about for things you don't enjoy cobbling together, like your TV or car? Does it really bother you so much that your TV wasn't as inexpensive as it could have been because it came with a remote, an antenna circuit you'll never use, a sleep timer, and the option to display the menus in French or Spanish? I'll also bet that your car came with OEM air-conditioning, an audio system, tires, and wheels that substantially raised the price of the vehicle over what it could have been. And as far as the car accesories go, these are things you'd probably go and add as after-market items anyway, so why hassle with after-market brands when you can get it built right into the car and guaranteed to work with the controls on the steering wheel?

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  62. those were ok.... by acedotcom · · Score: 1

    i cant wait for the parodies, though.

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  63. QT? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    So these ads are QuickTime. I can't find a QuickTime codec plugin for Xine.
    So how am I, the Linux user, supposed to see these ads? What's more important to Apple?
    That I see the ads, and thus stand a chance to get motivated to buy a Macbook Pro,
    or that the ads remain in a proprietary format that mainly Apple users can consume?

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    1. Re:QT? by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      What's more important to Apple?

      Control is most important to Apple.

  64. Definition of PC? by bogjobber · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that PC stood for personal computer, not Windows. Apple sells PC's that run on a Mac OS. They don't use the name Windows because that would open the possibility for a libel suit, but that is definitely what they are attacking.

    This is nothing more than a smear campaign using misleading information. Just because it is Apple, does that suddenly make this behavior ok?

    1. Re:Definition of PC? by bwintx · · Score: 1

      You could be right, but "I'm a Windows / I'm an OS X" would sound kinda funny.

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    2. Re:Definition of PC? by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      Technically, yes a Mac is a personal computer, but for well over a decade the term PC has been used to mean a non-Mac computer. It's the term that took over for "IBM Compatible" when that stopped making a lot of sense as a term.

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    3. Re:Definition of PC? by TofuDog · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll toss in some observations on "PC",

      IBM sold it's first 8086 computers under the model name "PC" (and trademarked this name). A friend of mine had an IBM "PC Jr" (she was hot -back then...). Throughout the 80's and most of the 90's, Macs were often differentiated from "IBM-PCs" (regardless of the actual manufacturer), since "Windows" did not exist. "PC" is historical nomenclature.

      TD

    4. Re:Definition of PC? by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Ok, my post was a little bit flamebait. I can see why they would use PC, it just bothers me. What I learned is that whether it was a PC or not depended on the use of the computer. The different categories are mainframe, server, PC, imbedded, etc. In my mind it has more to do with how a computer is used, not the particular OS. I'm pretty sure that is where the designation came from, at least originally.

      It appears to me that they're using the blanket term PC so that they won't have to worry about angering MS even though it's blatantly obvious that they're criticizing Windows.

  65. Re:I wish I could by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    This is the first I heard that you couldn't just get instant gratification when you decide to buy.
    That would suck. Probably even be a dealbreaker, if I made that big decision to buy my Macbook Pro (the only serious choice now), and then found out I couldn't have it within an hour. I sure as hell wouldn't wait a month.

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  67. Defenders of their OS by zentec · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why is it that the Mac/PC debate is more likely to cause a knife fight than Harley and BMW owners meeting at a bar? C'mon people, it's a computer.

    Each OS has merits; which one you use is based upon merits as individual as the user. If the ads offend you, please go get some thicker skin.

  68. This is what they call "guerilla marketing"... by RexRhino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "What is a great way to promote the new Apple product to geeks? I know, we will have a story posted on Slashdot featuring the new ads, the geeks love Slashdot! And it will have real 'street-cred' as it will be coming from Slashdot so they will think it is from other geeks. Perfect."

    It isn't a question if Apple is doing paid advertizing on Slashdot - They most certainly are. The question is:

    1. Will Slashdotters fall for it?

    2. Is someone at Slashdot really getting paid? Or are they getting a free ipod or something totally lame like that. If Commander Taco isn't getting at least $30,000 for this "article", then I lose all respect! It is one thing to sell out, it is another thing to sell out like a total buster!

  69. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is a very good measure of what's to come, but it's:
    1) only certain extremely tech savvy users that don't speak up much, and
    2) two to three years ahead of the game.
    I started hearing about Apples being 'geek okay' about three years ago, and then last year suddenly they were cool. This means, of course, that Ubuntu may actually hit mainstream in another year or so..... At least, that's what I'm hoping for. The only thing I haven't seen come out of Linux yet is TV ads, and that happening will be what brings them more into the mainstream...

    I'm not going to hold my breath though.

  70. I would like to see a commercial.. by ShaunC1000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like to see a commercial where the PC guy plays a video game and the Mac guy gets all confused at what he's doing.

    1. Re:I would like to see a commercial.. by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      It is not like the number of games published on the pc hasnt gone down the drain either, most you nowadays get on the pc is console ports. The only genre I can currently see flourishing is adventure games, but this genre is highly overlooked by most pseudo gamers warezing anything left and right on the pc, and thank god for that!

    2. Re:I would like to see a commercial.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! THe guy no longer wears the business suit but has torn jeans and Tshirt and is having a grand time with pizza and nachos, a *STACK* of games right beside him. Mac guy walks up and stares in amazement at the stack.

      "Dude, can I play with you?" he asks PC guy.

      "What's wrong with your Mac?"

      "Ah ehrm...aaaahh...product recall, has to do with the batteries. That's it..."

    3. Re:I would like to see a commercial.. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Most serious FPS play is still done on the PC. I know that Halo is really popular on the Xbox, but the most serious (and largest) core of the FPS gaming community remains on the PC.

      All RTS games of any importance and/or popularity are on the PC. Console RTS has never been done well. It seems to be a limitation of the hardware (input devices, largely, as well as limitations of the TV as a display).

      Nearly all MMORPG gaming is done on the PC.

      The huge "The Sims" franchise remains primarily on the PC. This may change on the next gen of consoles, especially with the downloadable content and such, but I doubt it.

      Consoles do dominate in several areas, like sports, racing, fighting games, and JRPGs. For everything else, it's either a draw or PC gaming "wins" hands-down, if you want to put it in terms of competition. This has been pretty static for a while, and I doubt it'll shift much in the coming years.

    4. Re:I would like to see a commercial.. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna come right out and say it. One of the greatest things about using a Mac is that there aren't any gamers. Sure, the Mac community has its share of newbies, cultural elitists, artsy-guys who buy foof bags for their macbook, etc, but I never log on to macnn and have to deal with a gamer.

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    5. Re:I would like to see a commercial.. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      The problem with your reasoning is that FPS and RTS are actually relatively small segments. The largest FPS blockbusters on the PC (Half-Life) sell comparably to the largest FPS blockbusters on the consoles (Halo, GoldenEye), but not compared to the largest console blockbusters.

      The simple fact is that console gaming is 4x larger than PC gaming, and that figure has remained relatively static. PC gamers like to deride the sports, racing, fighting, JRPG, and platformer genres, but these are the meat of the gaming industry. For example, each of the last 4 Final Fantasy games would've placed in the list of highest selling PC games ever. Almost every yearly rehash of Madden sells about as many copies as blockbuster PC FPSs like UT or HL2 (with HL1 being an exception). Even high profile PC FPSs like Doom III don't even compare to the sales of merely popular (rather than blockbuster) console games, and the Preys and other smaller titles on the PC are a blip on the rader in console terms.

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    6. Re:I would like to see a commercial.. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I was replying to someone who said that PC game sales were being hit hard, as an excuse the dearth of gaming on the Mac. (disclaimer: my OS of choice is Linux, so I'm no MS fanboy, but let's face it, that's where all the games are)

      I can't see how that can be, as the only people I know who play console games to the exclusion of PC games never played PC games in the first place. In every other case, the traditionally-PC genres get played on the PC, and the traditionally-console genres get played on the console. The only exception is multiplayer FPS, as it is sometimes just not possible to have a LAN party, so Perfect Dark or (God help us) Halo stand in as a convenient alternative, but not as the optimal solution.

      From watching the industry, it definately looks like PC games are more popular than ever. I've certainly never known a time before now when I could go out among normal people and have even the tiniest chance of them knowing just one PC game, but odds are, if they're under 30 (male or female), they'll know several.

      That doesn't mean that console gaming isn't more popular than PC gaming, but it does mean that PC games aren't dying.

    7. Re:I would like to see a commercial.. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      PC gaming probably isn't dying, but its not a growing industry either, based on flat sales statistics the last year or two. To be fair, to a certain extent, neither is console gaming. Wireless and web-based (eg: flash) gaming is the big up-and coming industry, and is projected to overtake PC gaming in the not-too-distant future.

      Of course, there are reasons to be more optimistic about the prospects of console gaming than the prospects of PC gaming. It doesn't seem likely that masses of regular people will suddenly decide to give up their consoles and futz with drivers, patches, and the constant upgrade cycle to get into PC gaming. At the same time, computers are becoming more commoditized, and the resulting hardware (remember, Intel integrated graphics is now the #1 GPU out there) is not as capable as relatively cheap consoles of playing the latest games.

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  71. My rebuttal to the "Work vs. Home" ad by PeolesDru · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Original Ad:

    • M: "Hello, I'm a Mac"
    • P: "And I'm a PC"
    • M: "I'm gonna be doing fun stuff like movies, music podcats - stuff like that."
    • P: "I also do fun stuff - like timesheets and spreadsheets and piecharts."
    • M: "Ok - uh - no, by 'fun' I mean more in terms of ... for example, it'd be kinda hard to capture a family vacation, say, in a pie chart - you know..."
    • P: "Not true."
    • M: "No?"
    • P: "For example, this light grey area could represent hang-out time - whereas this dark grey area could represent 'just kicking it'."
    • M: "Yeah! No, I ... feel like I was ... there"

    My Version:

    • M: "Hello, I'm a Mac"
    • P: "And I'm a PC"
    • M: "I'm gonna be doing fun stuff like movies, music, podcats - stuff like that."
    • P: "Well, I can do all of those things as well, and also fun stuff like playing all of the latest games."
    • M: "Oh, I have games! They just released the Mac version of Starcraft, so..."
    • P: "Yeah, well I'm playing games like FEAR and Prey"
    • M: "Oh, I can play those - I just dual-boot into Windows!"
    • P: "Wow, super - so all someone has to do is pay for Windows anyway and then reboot you into Windows to play games. So why ever boot into OSX, then?"
    • M: "So they can enjoy the elitist rush of using a Mac"
    • P: "Well, I guess I'll stick with doing everything at half the cost."
  72. PS/2 connectors by richmaine · · Score: 1

    The bit about PS/2 keyboards not being hot-pluggable is mujch more important than one might think. It isn't just that you can't plug and unplug your keyboard on the fly and have it work; there aren't too many times that you'd want to do that anyway. It is that unplugging the keyboard, even by accident, can damage the hardware. That's true in theory for lots of kinds of hardware, but I've done my share of "bad" things like pugging in hot serial cables; the odds of doing permament damage are low enough to ignore. But not for PS/2 connectors. I have personally had to do motherboard replacements (which snowballed into replacing pretty much the whole computer) because of a PS/2 keyboard connector getting accidentally dislodged. Twice. That's a bitch.

    I recall that one of the times, I had the system booted in Linux and could still remotely access it via telnet/ssh et al. Then I tried to reboot. Reboot hung on the infamous "no keyboard detected, hit F1 to continue". If I had planned ahead, I could have set the BIOS option to ignore keyboard errors and perhaps been able to use the box for server functions that didn't need a keyboard. But it needs a keyboard to set the option.

    I am really cautious about PS/2 connectors - and I get worried whenever I see that one has come a bit loose (as happens alll too easily with some of them).

    1. Re:PS/2 connectors by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Unplugging/Plugging a PS/2 MOUSE can damage a system, but keyboards don't use PS/2 ports, just the same DIN plugs. The actual physical port/hardware is very different than an actual PS/2 (ie: ibm style) port.

      I have plugged and unplugged keyboards all day long on many a server and computer and have never had a problem. I would never do that with a PS/2 mouse, however.

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  73. PCIe and macs by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You can buy all kinds of video cards online, do a search for Mac Video in Froogle. It's true you cannot use just any PC video card but that does not take away the truth that I have an option to upgrade as I wish.

    Some later model G5 PCIe owners got kind of stuck with the 6600 card because Apple was not selling the 7800 GT card. However Strangedogs actually does a firmware reflash that lets you use those cards in an older G5, and pretty soon ATI will have out a PCIe version of the x1900 card for the G5 as well as the new Mac Pro.

    Right now G5 owners wanting AGP cards have a wider range of selection, but as I said that is improving for PCIe mac owners.

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    1. Re:PCIe and macs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aaah, I see,so this is what Apple means when they say 'just plug it in and it works'
      And I'm willing to bet those mac video cards have that special mac price as well?

    2. Re:PCIe and macs by Cythrawl · · Score: 1

      Yes they do and he failed to mention that...
      For Example:

      ATI X800 AGP X8 Card for Mac = $216.00
      http://www.pagecomputers.com/store/product.asp?c atalog%5Fname=Video+Cards+%26+Adapters&category%5F name=33g33c201s1002&product%5Fid=918640
      Same card for PC = $155.99
      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N 82E16814102492

      Absolute bargin.. Must upgrade to a mac so I can play the latest games on it and get ripped off when I want to upgrade. The argument is squashed. The PC is simply the easier and cheapest way to upgrade your video hardware and yes they DO run your games quicker.

  74. Re:Summary incorrect. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    How old is "older"? I haven't updated QT in Months - are you saying you have chosen to skip on a couple of security updates?

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  75. So does mine by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Live improves inversely proportional to the amount of advertising I am exposed to.

    Exactly, which is why I don't have a cable subscription or really watch TV more than an hour or two a month.

    Just because you use a Mac does not mean you are forced to watch the ads. It's not like the Mac ships with them included.

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    1. Re:So does mine by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Just because you use a Mac does not mean you are forced to watch the ads. It's not like the Mac ships with them included.

      I thought the idea of these ads was to prompt me to switch from Linux and get my Macbook Pro.
      But I have no codec that will render these ads.

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  76. Re:I find them to be SO true - what is funny is by j-stroy · · Score: 1

    What is funny is that you said "people who pirate everything they own"

    If pirating is implied to be bad like stealing, then they don't own it do they...

    If as you say they now own what they have pirated, you acknowledge that ownership (and right to use and access) trancends copyright, etc. Which, really isnt such a bad idea, and a lot of people share your view.

    PS
    Most people who I know who choose PC over Mac, choose PC for the variety and availability of software of all types: Freeware, Shareware, Pirated, and of course purchased.

  77. Cutting Edge vs. Arrival by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is a very good measure of what's to come, but it's:...

    I think it's a great place to hear about cutting edge stuff, but a very poor place to try and judge what really will be mainstream in two years. We've been hearing stuff about this or that distro of Linux being mainstream for years now. Every year the distros get easier and easier to use but it's still not really broken out, not even in the business segment which is where I would expect the Windows hold to break first since you have more technically ept people installing stuff.

    Marketing is not what Linux needs, at least not now; it needs further user refinement and documentation before it can really take on the home market.

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    1. Re:Cutting Edge vs. Arrival by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      I popped in an Ubuntu CD last weekend. I'd thrown together an old Dell, a used hard drive, and a wireless card from Best Buy. It was flat out easier to both setup and use than a PC would have been; less than an hour after I had put it all together, I was done. No problems. Period.

      I gave it to a friend and she said, "Wow, look at all these games."
      Linux is coming to the consumer first, because I did this for a total in 100$ in used parts.

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  79. That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by argent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Well, I can do all of those things as well, and also fun stuff like playing all of the latest games."

    "Yeh, Microsoft makes great game machines. My owner's got an XBox, but he seems to like his Playstation better."

    If your main reason for buying a computer is playing games, the gap between computer and console is narrower every year. Why not save the money and just get one?

    1. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      I think he means have a computer that CAN ALSO play games. It's cheaper to buy a decent gaming PC than a Mac and a console.

    2. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So anyone who plays games has no use for a PC now? get real. You're nothing but a small minded troll. Find me one thing that a normal user does that can be done on a mac but not a PC?

    3. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Because I want something that can work for both serious things and games. I don't want to spend extra money.

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    4. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by psymastr · · Score: 1

      If your main reason for buying a computer is playing games, the gap between computer and console is narrower every year. Why not save the money and just get one?

      If your main reason for buying a Mac is viewing pictures, the gap between the Mac and the Pc is non-existant. Why not save the money and just get one?

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    5. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Eh, not really. A decent gaming PC will run you 1k plus, at least if you want one that's powerful enough so that you never have to tweek settings (like on a console). If you don't otherwise need a powerful PC, you could easily get a Mac Mini and a 360, and end up with two machines that are optimized for their particular role.

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    6. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of decent. By decent i mean play every game out there and still look good (not great but good). Can be done for $1000 easily. Entry level imac is $1299 (Mac Mini doesn't count), xbox is $300. That adds up to $1600. You can make one hell of a computer for $1600.

    7. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by be-fan · · Score: 1

      By "decent", I mean "I can buy any game I want off the shelf and never have to change a setting to see little-to-no lag". That's a mean feat for a PC, and its not cheap.

      In an case, why doesn't the Mini count? A mini and a cheapo 17" monitor can be put together for $700 total. For surfing, listening to music, homework (ie: the stuff most gamers use their PC for when not gaming), it's just great. Certainly, the $1000 gaming machine won't be noticably better for such lightweight stuff, and the Mini will offer a better experience for such tasks, as it has a minimal noise and space footprint.

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    8. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's cheaper to buy a decent gaming PC than a Mac and a console.

      Yeh, but I'd have to buy the Mac anyway, because all I'd be using the PC for was playing games.

      The only way Bill Gates could get me to take Windows seriously again would be for him to start over at around 1997 with NT 3.x and build a serious, professional operating system with a solid POSIX subsystem, a Win32 API for compatibility, and the best of the stuff that he promised us when I was setting up our first Windows NT network on NT 3.1. Where's the object oriented desktop, Bill, and the hard boundaries between subsystems, and the improved file system, and everything else you laid out for us in the '90s? Most of it hasn't even made it into Vista, because you're trying to build Vista on top of the abused child that is the NT 5 kernel... and that's just cruel.

    9. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by argent · · Score: 1

      Entry level imac is $1299 (Mac Mini doesn't count)

      If you're not playing games on it, why not?

      The lack of 3d support pisses me off, but if it came down to buying a Mac or not buying a Mac I'd drink my blood on that one.

      So now you're down to $900, vs a $1000 PC.

    10. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      you can toss a $500 vid card in an emachine and you won't have a problem running any game. I'm not really talking about the easy stuff for a computer to do (surf, type etc) i'm talking vid editing, sound editing, animation rendering. Yes a mac mini can do these, but about just as good as a low end computer. I'm not much of a fan of low end computers whether pc or mac. Yes it's great for typing, but what isn't? A custom build pc from someone who knows what they're doing can fit quite a bit into $1000. Most games default off the shelf are set to medium settings. A $1000 computer can easily take that.

    11. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by be-fan · · Score: 1

      The Mini is a low-price computer, but its a high-quality one, and absolutely perfect for the tasks most non-gamers use their PCs for other than gaming. And unlike almost all gamer PCs, it'll do those non-gaming tasks quietly and with minimal power and space usage.

      As for custom-built computers, when did they come into play? We're talking about a $700 Mini + a $300 console replacing a $1000 gaming PC. Even most gamers aren't capable of properly building their own machines. Heck, as someone who has built his own machines (including a dozen nodes of a cluster for work), I can say whole-heartedly that I won't do it again if I can help it.

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    12. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      Video editing. If you really want to get technical. i just priced out a decent gaming computer system for $835, shipped (before another $80 in rebates). If you got a mac mini and a Wii (assuming it's $250). So now your down to $835 vs a $900 Mac.

      argent made a point that he had to buy the mac anyways, so ya that's a valid arguement. If you already have to buy the mac, it is cheaper and a better bang for your buck to buy the console than any windows machine.

      don't get me wrong, the only thing i have against macs is the price. The O/S is great. But to pay for a mac and a windows install if you're bootcamping can get expensive. I'm not exactly rich or poor, but if it costs way more than the comparable competition, i'll go with the significantly cheaper. Unless, of course, you HAVE to have it. Same thing with the PS3. Unless it does amazing things over the competition (like make me PB&J sandwiches), i can't justify $600.

    13. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      "As for custom-built computers, when did they come into play?"

      When weren't they in play? I didn't say YOU had to build them. Local shops can put together a better system for the application than an off the shelve dell or bby pc.

      The Mini is a low price computer but high quality yes, but with low specs. A $1000 computer will match a 360 and outperform a Mini especially for video editing, render, and other not-so-easy things to do.

    14. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How exactly do you save money over buying a gaming PC by buying a console + Mac? I fail to see the economy.

    15. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by PeolesDru · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say any console is any more "optimized" than a decent PC is. I've read plenty of articles about console games having framerate problems. Personally I'll stick with "PC" instead of "Mac+Console" for these reasons: The asskicking PC I just built is cheaper than that combo. I play FPS games quite frequently and so a console is useless to me. I can upgrade my PC when necessary. Say what you want about the 360, but it's already been eclipsed by my A64 X2 4200+ and my 5900 GTX. Maybe I'll get a Mac one day if I want to look at pictures, because god knows I can't do that on my PC.

    16. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Console games can have framerate problems (and unfortunately its getting more frequent), but they're usually small hiccups. In contrast, I have yet to encounter a PC game that ran as smoothly as a console game does out of box (with no tweeking!) on all but the highest-end machine.

      As for the 360 versus your computer, two points: First, your graphics card alone costs more than a 360. Yet, three years from now, the 360 will still play 360 games perfectly out of the box, (and a Mini will still surf and rip CDs and whatnot just great), while playing games on your 7900GTX is going to either require an upgrade or extensive tweeking. Second, there is no way that your PC has already eclipsed the 360. Developers are just scratching the surface of what the 360 can do. That's where the "more optimized" aspect comes in. Over the next couple of years, 360 games will continue to get better looking while running at the same speed on the same machine. That won't be true for PC games, which can't be optimized nearly as heavily for a specific set of hardware. That's why there are still games coming out for the PS2 that look quite good (though they lack the fancy shader effects and high-resolution of current PC games), even though almost no new PC games run well on a PC graphics card of comprable vintage (ie: a GeForce 2).

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    17. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Three points:

      1) Regular people don't buy their computers from local shops that will build a custom one. Moreover, such computers are almost always more expensive than a comparably-specced machine from a major manufacturer.

      2) A $1000 computer may match the first-gen 360 games. It won't match the second-gen 360 games, because those games will be more optimized for the 360, while contemporary PC games won't be as optimized for your year-old computer. Five years from now, when good-looking games are still coming out for the 360, your PC will be pretty much worthless for gaming.

      3) How many gamers do you know who do video editing or 3D rendering on their machines? Almost all gamers buy a lot more computer than they need for their other tasks, just so they can use it for gaming. My argument is that its a lot cheaper and a lot simpler to buy as much computer you need for non-gaming purposes, and buy a console for gaming. $1000 will buy you a Mac Mini and a console that'll be just fine for their respective uses for the next several years. Without the additional cost of upgrades, a $1000 PC isn't going to be nearly as good a gaming machine in three years as a current-gen console.

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    18. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      Three counterpoints:

      1) If people don't buy from custom from local shops, they should look into it. Most big name companies (dell etc), don't put good video cards in their system until you get to their "gaming" series. Most "gaming" series are drastically overpriced and like you said, come with way more than needed. The video card is the single most important component in a gaming computer. You can build a relatively lower end system and stick a high-end video card in it. That will give you a pretty nice computer. You can walk into best buy and drop $1300 on just a tower that still isn't good for gaming.

      2) Here i will have to agree with you on the fact that the future 360 games will look better (at least i hope so!). Without upgrading the computer, if you started with a highend video card, it should be adaquate for 3 yrs at least. The main thing i've seen that makes video cards obsolete is the lack of support for newer technology (ie: newer directx, HDR, pixelshader X.0) If you buy high in the video card area, that pc should be fine. Also in five years, the 360 will most likely be replaced also. (although i've very curious to see how far they can go with the 360)

      3) I for one do (vid editing), i have several friends who do also. The gaming pc is going to be able to edit vids with little problem.

      "My argument is that its a lot cheaper and a lot simpler to buy as much computer you need for non-gaming purposes"

      I'm not trying to prove what the average gamer does or doesn't do. Also I'm not saying anything on what one needs or doesn't need in a computer. I'm talking purely POTENTIAL in a purchase. I'm stating that a $1000 gaming machine CAN do more than a Mac and console. If all one needs is to add 4+3, a $10 calculator and an $400 xbox is MUCH cheaper and MORE than enough for that person. But obviously an computer will have MUCH more POTENTIAL as what the person can do.

      As for aging, the console, pc, and mac will all show it's age after 3-5 years. As for which will age quicker, i can't predict that. I do feel that the consoles have taken a big step with the new systems as far as future proofing, but so have current video cards and the new Intel Macs (I'll be happy to see the Core Duo 2 macs).

    19. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by be-fan · · Score: 1

      2) Here i will have to agree with you on the fact that the future 360 games will look better (at least i hope so!). Without upgrading the computer, if you started with a highend video card, it should be adaquate for 3 yrs at least.

      A three year old high-end card today is a GeForce FX series. What cutting-edge games does that run out of box, adequately and with no tweeking?

      Also in five years, the 360 will most likely be replaced also. (although i've very curious to see how far they can go with the 360)

      Yes, and right up to that point, it'll be as good a gaming system as the day you bought it. The PS2 is on its sixth year, and there are still a bunch of great PS2 games in the pipeline. How many comparably old PCs still make such good gaming machines?

      3) I for one do (vid editing), i have several friends who do also. The gaming pc is going to be able to edit vids with little problem.

      I know many gamers, none of which do video editing. I'd argue that my experience is by far more common than yours.

      doesn't need in a computer. I'm talking purely POTENTIAL in a purchase. I'm stating that a $1000 gaming machine CAN do more than a Mac and console.

      People don't buy computers for potential. They buy them for what they need to do. Most people don't do enough with their PCs to warrent a serious machine. Of the minority that do, most of those are gamers, who only need the power for gaming. Thus, for the vast majority of people, even gamers, $1000 is better spent on a sensible computer and a console than on a gaming computer. The console will get you a lot more gaming for the money*, and the Mac Mini will be a much nicer, quieter, friendlier surfing/work machine.

      *) Unless, of course, you're into RTS or FPS, in which case a PC is really your only option.

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    20. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      A three year old high-end card today is a GeForce FX series. What cutting-edge games does that run out of box, adequately and with no tweeking?

      Lol, honest you've got me there. GeForce FX series was horrible. BUT, the 9800 series in ATI was actually quite better. And i do know people with those that don't have a problem running current games (yes even fear).

      doesn't need in a computer. I'm talking purely POTENTIAL in a purchase. I'm stating that a $1000 gaming machine CAN do more than a Mac and console. People don't buy computers for potential. They buy them for what they need to do. Most people don't do enough with their PCs to warrent a serious machine. Of the minority that do, most of those are gamers, who only need the power for gaming. Thus, for the vast majority of people, even gamers, $1000 is better spent on a sensible computer and a console than on a gaming computer. The console will get you a lot more gaming for the money*, and the Mac Mini will be a much nicer, quieter, friendlier surfing/work machine.

      I think you missed the point. I wasn't saying what people buy them for, what they use them for, or anything like that. I agree with you on the fact that alot of people buy systems that can do much more than they actually need and same thing the other way around. But this whole discussion IS NOT ABOUT THAT. I don't know of any other way to explain it to you.

      I know many gamers, none of which do video editing. I'd argue that my experience is by far more common than yours.

      I give you that. Although i do know several gamers that do video editing, i would agree your experience is more common than mine. But going back to what i've said many times now, THIS DISCUSSION IS NOT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO. It's about what you CAN DO.

    21. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by PeolesDru · · Score: 1
      Some point: My graphics card does cost more than the entry-level 360, but costs only about 2/3 of a "real" 360. Most of the computer games I've seen lately have a pretty wide range in terms of system requirements. My wife's video card is about 3 years old and I don't have a single solitary game that *won't* work on her computer - and none of them will require "extensive tweaking", other than the exhausting task of clicking the "autodetect settings" button in the game. Certainly computer games are a bit more work than a console - after all, a console doesn't require installation - I find this is offset by faster load times since the fastest optical device is still way slower than a hard drive.

      But hey, I'm not saying a Mac and a console aren't right for *you* - If I were more into racing games or fighting games, I'd get a console too. But I've found FPS games to be either extremely irritating using a console controller or extremely easy (autoaim). My whole point when I made my initial post was that the assertion that Macs are "fun" while PCs are "boring" is bulls**t. PCs are plenty fun, even if you don't agree with my cost/benefit analysis. So, sure a "Mac+Console" might be more fun than a PC, but no way in hell is a Mac by itself more fun than a PC - and that's what they're trying to say in the commercials.

    22. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by argent · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you save money over buying a gaming PC by buying a console + Mac?

      $40 a year on antivirus. :)

    23. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by argent · · Score: 1

      I'm stating that a $1000 gaming machine CAN do more than a Mac and console.

      I don't think that anyone has argued that a $1000 gaming machine won't get you more computer for your money than a Mac and a console, and if you need that much computer (as I noted previously) and that's your budget... the choice is clear. Also, if you really need an application that only runs on Windows, well, the applications barrier to entry is still very real.

      If you don't need to do video editing, or 3d modelling, or whatever else you're using your Athlon X2 64 4200+ and nVidia 7800 for, then the Mac and the console can do more than the gaming machine:

      1. You can post on Slashdot while your kid is killing zombies. You can kill zombies while your kid is blogging about what a horrible parent you are.
      2. You can let your kid use your computer without worrying about getting infected by the latest spyware going around.
      3. Your kid can let you use the computer without worrying about you finding his porn collection. And vice versa.
      4. You save $40 a year on antivirus software.
      5. Both the XBox 360 and the Mac have *excellent* music visualisers. Groovy.
      6. There's more good open-source graphical applications available for the Mac than for Windows or Linux.

      A lot of the cool stuff about the Mac can be moshed onto Windows, I used to use Interix and MIX and was able to run a lot of FOSS stuff on that, but 90% of the Windows software I've bought in the past decade has been games for the kids...

    24. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by argent · · Score: 1

      But this whole discussion IS NOT ABOUT THAT. I don't know of any other way to explain it to you.

      Uh, that's my subject line up there. I think this discussion is precisely about that. :)

    25. Re:That's why they call it a "Wintendo" by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      You can post on Slashdot while your kid is killing zombies. You can kill zombies while your kid is blogging about what a horrible parent you are.

      Very good point actually. In my original claim, i was assuming a single user enviroment(as i have no kids). In a multi-user enviroment, more than 1 machine would be much more beneficial. You can have a $5k computer but you aren't going to get much done with a kid complaining he/she wants to play a game.

      Your kid can let you use the computer without worrying about you finding his porn collection. And vice versa.

      I'm not really following what this really has to do either either system. Unless you're implying that one user will use the 360 and the other use the mac exclusively.

      Both the XBox 360 and the Mac have *excellent* music visualisers. Groovy.

      Any system has good visualizers (although i haven't exactly looked for them in linux). I'm a big fan of Winamp's visualizers, but honestly i hardly use them. On the other hand, the 360's i use quite often. It looks like a slightly upgraded version of WMP, but i only use it because it looks good on the big tv :) .

      You can let your kid use your computer without worrying about getting infected by the latest spyware going around.....You save $40 a year on antivirus software.

      The ironic thing about this is that i hate the Antivirus and Antispyware software more than the viruses and spyware. Unfortunately, i run Norton's (because i get it legally for free) and it eats up resources and prolongs start up times. I actually wouldn't mind as much if it was catching virus left and right. But i haven't had a virus on the machine in over 5 years. Also as of now, i see spyware as being rather overrated. It's not much of a worry and antispyware software isn't as resource hogging as antivirus. Also they usually scan much quicker. Yet again, i would have to agree with you on this one. For me, virus and spyware isn't much of a worry. In an multi-user environment, i would be more worried about the other users (if not very computer literate) actions.

      Well in this whole rather civilized discussion, i would have to say my original claim "I'm stating that a $1000 gaming machine CAN do more than a Mac and console." would have to drastically depend on the circumstances. For me, a single-user for power applications, the $1000 gaming system would be much more beneficial. Although, the minute you throw in the kid/s, i would much rather have the mac + 360 even though i'd be sacrficing PC games and the more power*.

      * not trying to start a "this system is more power than this" arguement, but i don't expect many $500 system to be more powerful than any system at double the price.

  80. That's a really stupid question. by argent · · Score: 1

    Why is it that the Mac/PC debate is more likely to cause a knife fight than Harley and BMW owners meeting at a bar?

    Because you don't have Harley-only and BMW-only roads and gasoline.

  81. Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm all for this Mac bullshit about "easy to use," "good for the common home user" and stuff, but if all that is really true, why would you pay more for it? And it's ridiculously more too, not just a little. For the price of a fairly high-end PC, you can buy a piece of shit Mac, which is gonna lock up on you, give you the "?" folder on boot up, give you spinning beach balls and whatever the crap they do now.

    Why pay more for simplification? It just makes no sense.

    I don't think I will buy a Mac soon, if ever. I've used them, and they don't make things much easier, and there's usually things they can't do. There are also much more useful programs for PC, and many more choices. (oh whining about there's too many choices to make? That's stupid. I would still never pay MORE to get LESS.)

    Oh and I've had problems on a Mac I used regularly. Granted, it was at a computer lab where everyone had access, but it still never told me what the hell was happening. It just gave me the "?" folder flashing. I ended up just having to switch computers. Oh, and these are the supposedly most easy to use ones, the iMac.

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  83. Re: Apple prices not too bad by CommandNotFound · · Score: 1

    You mentioned Apple's prices... what I found recently when purchasing an iMac for a relative is that Apple's hardware is pretty competitive, price-wise (except perhaps the mini). I built a near-equivalent dual-core Dell on their website with the teacher's discount and it was about $1130 USD. The iMac was $1299 with teacher's discount, and had a much faster/cooler dual core cpu (Core Duo vs Pentium D 805 heater) and it wasn't a collection of commodity boxes, also a big factor in this purchase (not for me, I like commodity beige boxes so I can gut/recycle the hardware). The discounts were pretty minimal on both sites, so that wasn't a big factor. The days of 2x over-priced macs appear to be over, especially considering the suite of software that comes preinstalled (no AppleWorks, though, so AbiWord will be installed on it soon).

  84. Wrong question. by argent · · Score: 1

    I'd buy a Mac if I didn't feel it was overpriced.

    If you don't see OS X as being worth a premium over Windows, then why would you even want to buy a Mac? If you do, then you know that premium is really the de-facto price of OS X, and you need to rephrase the question... maybe "why does Apple charge so much for OS X"?

    Me, I'd still pay as much for OS X -- the real price, not the retail costs of what's effectively an upgrade (yes, I know Apple *also* sometimes sells upgrade packs for people who bought a Mac close enough to the release of a new version of OS X... but that's more like a promotional discount, they don't sell these as upgrades for the general market) -- whether it was running on a Mac or not.

    In fact I'd rather do that. My main problem with Macs isn't that they're expensive, it's that they're such screwed up computers. I've got a Mac mini and a Macbook Pro, and if they weren't the only way to run OS X I'd never have considered either of them for a minute.

  85. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by Shadarr · · Score: 1
    Think of the experience these women probably have, PC's at home that they have to get viruses and spyware cleaned off of, mysterious things that the computer tells them they do not really understand when they just want to hook up a printer.
    Think how surprised these women will be if enough of them buy Macs for virus and spyware writers to start targetting the platform.
  86. Here, troll troll troll, want a snack? by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    "Now your OEM machine is detecting the 3-in-one inkjet-scanner-fax printer that came bundled free with the computer. Windows is now pompting them to install three items it has detected. Each one throwing up the New hardware wizard."

    I've seen plenty of bundles that -- gasp! -- pre-install the software you need for the hardware to work. What a concept. Maybe you just keep buying crap?

    "Not to mention the computer's system image was from 4 months ago, so they need to download 55MB of patches on their dial-up connection in order to be "safe"."

    http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=617 98

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    1. Re:Here, troll troll troll, want a snack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odds of getting instapwnt if you put your Windows computer online w/no firewall or updates: 100%

      Odds of getting OS X instapwnt if you put it online w/no firewall or updates: Like, way less.

      That's what he means by "Safe." Sure you're up to date, but you can still get owned easier than any other OS. It's not safety, it's "safety."

      You have to get updates regardless of the OS, but with the Mac you're safer from the get-go.

  87. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I see it as a trade off. Simplicity comes at the cost of options. A great example is Sony's camcorders. They have this "Easy" button. With it off, you have a relatively large selection (complicated for some) in the menu. The common person may find this confusing and not use any of it. When you press the "Easy" button, it basically locks out and automatically controls everything in that menu except for the very basic of functions. Yes, mac may be easy to use for the general public, but when it comes to some that NEEDS to do something that is not relatively basic. The ease of use can go right out the door. My personal opinion, i like windows (also linux) because if something is not doing what i want it too, i can change it. It can be something as simple as making the desktop experience more graphical (or less graphical). I like the choices. Also to repeat from your blip, for a fraction of the cost. (bootcamp isn't a solution to OSX's lack of software choices. It's joining the other side while getting charged WAY to much)

  88. Makes me cry.. by Roadmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    posting ads makes you cry? hell man, you must cry a hell of a lot, then..

  89. Re:I wish I could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel your pain, bro. My ETD: Sept 27 ;-( ;-( ;-( ;-( ;-( ;-(

    The real reason is that ATI isn't producing cards fast enough and Apple's airport supplier is also not up to par. If you wanted it sooner, you could have opted for the cheap slow nvidishit or the expensive not-as-slow quadrashit.

  90. What the hell... by GmAz · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A magnetic power cable. Did Apple's IQ drop like 5 points or something. Who puts a magnet near a computer? I can also see so many people not knowing the magnet popped off and running their battery down since the majority of mac users I know never turn their machine, only putting it into sleep mode. Personally, I think its a stupid idea. And the Angel/Devil ad, it was just stupid too. Those ads only depict the people that use their 15 year old Packard-Bell computer that use AOL still.

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    1. Re:What the hell... by SEMW · · Score: 1

      >A magnetic power cable. Did Apple's IQ drop like 5 points or something. Who puts a magnet near a computer?

      Excert from http://www.dansdata.com/gz009.htm:

      ...The field has to be really strong, because it has to exceed the coercivity of the magnetic coating on the storage device. Hard drive platters have a coercivity of a few thousand Oersteds, which means a field of the same number of Gauss is needed to demagnetise them. The ferrite magnet on a computer's PC speaker, assuming it's not shielded, will have a surface field strength of only about a thousand Gauss, so it won't endanger hard drive data even if the drive's right next to it. Even 10,000 Gauss rare earth magnets can't wipe a hard drive if they're not sitting on top of it.

      So just fiddling with magnets as you read Slashdot will not wipe your hard drive.

      Try explaining inverse cube laws and Oersteds and Gauss to the average Microsoft Outlook user, though.

      So in order to avoid mopping up drool from confused consumers, all of us Amazingly Knowledgeable, Windswept and Interesting Science and Technology Gods have fabricated a more easily explained conventional wisdom, which says: "Don't put a magnet near your computer, or, roughly speaking, your liver will catch fire."


      His words, not mine...

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    2. Re:What the hell... by GmAz · · Score: 1

      The weird thing is that my Mom put a refridgerator magnet on their computer and not only did it mess with the function of the computer (random crashes, errors all over the place) it also caused the system to crash after about 2 days. It wasn't a large magnet either. I had to go out and reformat their computer. And no, it wasn't a virus or anything, they only had User rights. I took admin rights from them after about the fifth time I had to go out there and rebuild their system.

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  91. these commercials insult me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    macs are more 'fun' than PCs? do they think i'm stupid? that i don't know that the majority of games out there are PC? sure, warcraft 3 was fun, but there's newer stuff out there now

  92. You use Linux -- the ads are not for you by parvenu74 · · Score: 1

    I think it's pretty fair to surmise that Apple isn't even trying to market to Linux users like you. You already know the superiority of *nix operating systems, but you're probably the sort of person who won't pay for software based on principle. Moreover, it's not beyond you to simply re-write parts of the operating system that you don't like. The Core Audience of the Mac ads are people who want the O/S to both work and stay the hell out of their way. They aren't going to write their own drivers, or re-compile from source. They just want the thing to work. Period.

    1. Re:You use Linux -- the ads are not for you by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      but you're probably the sort of person who won't pay for software based on principle.
      Because everyone who uses Linux, uses it because it's free... Stop generalizing, that certainly isn't the only reason to use Linux either.
      Moreover, it's not beyond you to simply re-write parts of the operating system that you don't like.
      Eh? That doesn't make sense in this case.
      The Core Audience of the Mac ads are people who want the O/S to both work and stay the hell out of their way.
      Strange... That's why I prefer to use Linux and not MacOSX or Windows.
      They aren't going to write their own drivers, or re-compile from source. They just want the thing to work. Period.
      I don't even know any common Linux users who 'write their own drivers', and I know quite a lot of people. Also, if you're re-compiling, compiling from source when you don't want to, you're using the wrong distribution of Linux.
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  93. Re:Summary incorrect. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    - are you saying you have chosen to skip on a couple of security updates?

    Security updates?

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  94. No... they can't. by Petersko · · Score: 1

    Think consoles: PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc. They are severly underpowered if you compare them to a PC, yet they can push out graphics rivaling them, why? Because the developers know exactly what hardware they are coding for and can take full advantage of it.

    No... they can't.

    The problem with having a clearly inaccurate statement in your post is that your other points, however good, lose credibility.

    1. Re:No... they can't. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      No... they can't.

      Really? The original XBox has a 733mhz P3 processor, 64MB of RAM and an NV2X (GF3) Nvidia GPU. It can also output in HD resolutions up to 1920x1080 with a sustainable framerate. When was the last time you saw a PC of similar specifications do that?

      The problem for the most part is overhead. If game developers coded directly for the PC hardware they could do these amazing things. The problem is PC hardware is quite diverse so what hardware do you code for? Abstraction is a double edged sword: you gain compatibility but lose efficiancy.

  95. Exactly by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I thought the idea of these ads was to prompt me to switch from Linux and get my Macbook Pro.
    But I have no codec that will render these ads.


    Therefore, you need a Macbook to view them, so they are providing a motivation to switch even if it's on a meta level. Not seeing the problem here. They work as designed on all levels.

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    1. Re:Exactly by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Therefore, you need a Macbook to view them, so they are providing a motivation to switch even if it's on a meta level. Not seeing the problem here. They work as designed on all levels."

      Guess I should disclose the fact that I saw them later on my Powerbook. It does annoy me though, since I actually prefer my PCs to my Mac, for most things. Of course, I don't run Windows. And the "I'm a PC" guy doesn't say "I'm a well-specified PC running some version of BSD Unix and some version of NextStep like a Mac does" :-)

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  96. You got that right by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Drivers

    Yeah, the Mac comes with them and generally Windows requires you to install or download them. Not seeing a real plus there for the Windows side.

    Seriously, how many devices today do not work with Macs? They handle USB mas storage way better than XP (which I know personally from having used a variety of devices on both platforms).

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  97. I really... by BungeBash · · Score: 0

    hope that these commercials inspire spyware and hackers to mess around on macs. Sure the mac doesn't get as hammered as PC's but hell, why go for the minority.

  98. Still not making sense by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    So you have a Mac mini with no keyboard and mouse? That doesn't make sense either. As was noted elsewhere it costs $9.99 to have a keyboard with a USB extender on it for the mouse. How did you even find a USB beyboard that doesn't offer it?

    Of course for my Mac mini I just use the bluetooth keyboard/mouse so I use zero ports, but you have to be the worlds biggest cheapskate to have a Mac mini with both USB ports consumed only by the mouse and keyboard.

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  99. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by jp10558 · · Score: 1

    I like the ads, I find several hilarious. I also don't use Macs, and don't really have a desire to, as I'm a techie.

    There's one issue with all of this, and that is that Macs aren't quite as nice in some ways as portrayed (and it's not their fault) - that is compatibility.

    Certain things work... like certain things work in Linux... like Most web sites work in Opera (my browser of choice, and I think I have a good feel for the frustration at a smaller level than a Mac user).

    So, you have a Mac, no spyware. Great! But your online bank requires IE6 or newer. Bummer. Can't do my banking (you'd be suprised at the number of banks that require IE for "security". Read the Opera forums someday.).

    I'm at school and I need to get hooked up to the wireless router my roommate put in, with secure easy setup(tm). But that CD doesn't work in my Mac, so now I have to get someone to do the WPA2 setup manually. I wander down to the local Geek Squad (tm). Mmm, they don't do Macs (some do, some don't).

    While I'm at Best Buy, I thought I'd look at some games for my computer - but they don't sell Mac games. Sucks.

    I got one of those awesome new flash drives with the cool security U3 software, and . . . it doesn't work on my Mac.(The software that is).

    So, you'll be able to do out of the box what it comes with, but you'd be suprised at the frustration and time spent making sure it will work with other things. And, just like with using Opera, you'd think you could do what you HAD to do with it, but then the little gotchas start to catch up. Network effect in a big way.

    I hope Macs do catch on more though, as it will make it better for the users as they get bigger, and I can hope that when website makers start to realise that they need sites that work in IE, Firefox, Safari and various mobile phones and maybe consoles, they'll just write to standards, and Opera will work too.

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  100. Years away, surprise is slight by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Think how surprised these women will be if enough of them buy Macs for virus and spyware writers to start targetting the platform.

    Well since that will be at least two years or so from now I imagine the surprise would be slight, and in the meeantime they get some period of time free of the hassle. If I had listened to argumnets like yours when I bought my first Mac years ago I would have had to be babysitting a PC, if I had listened to you when my parents were looking at computers five years ago I'd still be driving over once a month for service calls. That's a hell of a lot of weekends I've given myself.

    Also, with the switch to Intel macs the clock has been reset on the arrival for viruses or spyware as virus makers would wait for the number of macs to equal at least the number of installed PPC macs before writing exploits (which generally have to target specific platform weaknesses at a binary level) - or at least if you believe the argumnet that macs not having viruses is because of the numbers of systems in the market.

    The alternative is to believe Macs really are more secure, which leads to an even longer window of freedom from malware.

    Regardless people like you seem oblivious to the simple plain unavoidable fact that if you buy a Mac today, you'll have no viruses or spyware - and probably tomorrow, and probably the day after. You can live life with a hundred thousand exploits seeking entry into your system every day and more on the way, or kick back for the years it takes for a handful of exploits to arrive on the Mac, fresh off the boat as it were. It's your choice but lots of people are realizing which path makes more sense for those users which are not super duper Windows admins.

    Even if Macs started to have exploits appear in the wild, would it not take some time to build to the level you see in Windows today? Would not the Windows number still be increasing as well? When can you honestly say you envision the number of Mac exploits increasing beyond the number of Windows exploits, to make these womens lives worse than they already are? Therein lies the ultimate truth of the ads that so many will not accept, for whatever reasonless justification is deeply held and known only to themselves.

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  101. So long, and thanks for the flamebait by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
    I'm surprised Apple hasn't tried suing their customers [emphasis added] claiming that it was their idea for people to use computers to do stuff...wait -
    Apple likely realizes that the best way to lose customers is to sue them.
    you can't really do anything with a Mac...I spoke too quickly. My MacBook experience contradicts this assertion. Macs enable their users to be creative right out of the box. iMovie HD for home movies, iPhoto for managing your pictures, and Garage Band for music & podcasts. Many of these apps are integrated with the rest of the desktop: FrontRow displays movies from iMovie, Podcasts from iTunes, photos from iPhoto, and DVD playback. Add in Safari for internet & iCal for time management, and most things that home or casual users want to do just works. What about business apps? Microsoft Office is available for the Mac. Apple sells an office suite (iWork) with Keynote, the best presentation software I have used to date. In my experience, I am almost twice as productive on a Mac, when writing documents, presentations, or the like. I feel more creative, as well. I've made a few movies with the built-in camera & iMovie HD, and am considering podcasting. Albeit many of these doors are available on a PC, they tend to be locked--and I don't want to bother finding the keys. And I determined long ago that using windows isn't in my best interests.
  102. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    what are you talking about? mac IS unix, so you can do almost anything you damn well please on it. Don't like the fancy GUI? enjoy all your system groking in the bash shell to your heart's content.

    Would you mind if I asked you for a single example of Windows allowing you to change something that you want to, whereas you cannot for mac?

  103. Banks and other things by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    So, you have a Mac, no spyware. Great! But your online bank requires IE6 or newer. Bummer. Can't do my banking (you'd be suprised at the number of banks that require IE for "security". Read the Opera forums someday.).

    I don't think any major bank today does not support the Mac as a platform, I've not had a problem with that for about four years. Plus there's always Firefox if you do encounter a problem.

    While I'm at Best Buy, I thought I'd look at some games for my computer - but they don't sell Mac games. Sucks.

    Bootcamp/Windows, if you really want to game. Soon Parallels is supposed to support DirectX as well which is what I'm waiting for.

    However previously I lived for years relying only on consoles for gaming, and that was plenty satisfying I found. Most games are released on consoles first now anyway, and they are way more hassle free than PC gaming ever was.

    I got one of those awesome new flash drives with the cool security U3 software, and . . . it doesn't work on my Mac.(The software that is).

    Think to what the purpose of these devices is, to store apps and run them on multiple computers. Since most Mac apps are self-contained just put them on a normal USB device and don't pay extra for the U3 capability! You get the same functionality for less effort and with a wider range of devices. It's kind of like complaining you can't run a Windows anti-spyware program on the Mac.

    So, you'll be able to do out of the box what it comes with, but you'd be suprised at the frustration and time spent making sure it will work with other things. And, just like with using Opera, you'd think you could do what you HAD to do with it, but then the little gotchas start to catch up. Network effect in a big way.

    I don't mean to belittle the frustrations you have had setting up your Mac, but I do think some of them are atypical to the things the majority of Mac users will find.

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    1. Re:Banks and other things by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't have a Mac, I'm just pointing some things out.

      And all the answers you gave are good ones, ones I'd give to help people use Opera. But they're not exactly obvious to many people (the people who go to Best Buy looking for techncial advice, and arguably the people targetted by these ads). And, they're not easy out of the box stuff.

      It's the same as on Windows - if you buy a Mac for an out of the box, no hassle experiance - how is finding out (Quote user "I got a Mac to fix the broken browser - I STILL have to download and do something with a different one on the Mac??? Why did I bother?")about extra software you have to download or buy to do stuff any different than the PC?

      "I now need a console for games? I had games on my PC." etc...

      I need to buy a different stick for my Mac? Why doesn't it just work like all my friends PCs?

      Etc...

      I'm not saying it's impossible, but I am saying it's not likely to be just plug it in and go either. It's still a computer after all.

      And it doesn't help when you go to the local "Computer Geeks" AKA GeekSquad/FireDog/whatever and they say, "I don't know if that works with a Mac. - Is there a local Apple store somewhere?" And you can't get support if you need it unless you go to the Apple store.

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  104. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by noewun · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Slashdot is a really bad filter to try and descern how Apple products are perceived, just look at the iPod when it came out. You can almost delcare Slashdot a comically bad judge of Apple products to the extent the direction of groupthink here is probably always the opposite of what the general market thinks.

    I think you can go further: Slashdot is a horribly bad predictor of the success of technology meant for the average computer user, because no one who posts here is an average computer user, me included. When I think of average computer users I think of my brother, who asked me if I would help him fix his Powerbook. He had dropped the thing from a good height more than once and had so bent the case that he couldn't plug in the power cord. His idea of 'fixing' the thing was to take to computer completely apart, take a hammer and bang the case back into shape. I tried to explain to him that taking apart a laptop is not a small thing and that banging the case back into shape was no easy thing. I told him to take the thing to Tekserve and have them do it, because I wasn't going to take on the responsibility of possibly ruining someone else's computer.

    The difference, I think, is that the average computer user thinks of the machine as a monolithic thing: it's a magic electronic box. When something goes wrong with the machine, it's universal. It's not that the USB has fried, or that a software update has choked, but that the whole magic box is now sick. This explains a couple of things. It is why people throw out perfectly good computers after two or three years rather than upgrade; if you think of the computer like a microwave (the principle of which most people don't understand) then there's no way you'd ever think of upgrading one. It explains why Slashdot was dead wrong on the success of the iPod; Apple created the mp3 player as magic electronic box, something your average user could relate to. Attach to computer, manage in iTunes, music appears on iPod. It's monolithic and, for someone who thinks of technology that way, simple.

    And it explains the success of Apple's ads, and the displeasure they cause here. Apple is selling the computer as magic monolithic box and saying, essentially, our magic box is easier to use than someone else's. Most on Slashdot know that computers aren't magic boxes. Many here take great pride in how deep that knowledge runs, and take great joy in delving deep into the guts of their machines and OSes. But your average computer user doesn't want to, and doesn't care. That is the target audience for these ads, and for devices like the iPod. Beyond that, your average computer user wants a magic electronic box, something which functions more as an information appliance than anything else.

    Most Slashdot readers don't want a magic box. But Slashdot users are the minority.

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  105. Disconnect by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I popped in an Ubuntu CD last weekend. I'd thrown together an old Dell, a used hard drive, and a wireless card from Best Buy. It was flat out easier to both setup and use than a PC would have been; less than an hour after I had put it all together, I was done. No problems. Period.

    I gave it to a friend...


    There's your whole problem. I absolutly agree Linux is easy to use nowadays, which is why I expect it to take over buisness desktops at some point...

    Now look at all the things YOU did before she got the computer. When is the point where YOUR FRIEND is popping in that Ubuntu CD. That is the point when Linix can take over the consumer desktop. That is the blind spot that Linux users have, because it is easy to use many distros now but they discount the effort involved to reach that point for the truly average user (and not just the average Linux user).

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    1. Re:Disconnect by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      I'm not up to 'average Linux user' skill level. I hit 'exceptional windows user,' and all the skills I have from that sort of bleed out. There's this place called FreeGeek in Portland where they teach people to build computers from scratch in about 25 hours. Really, they could do it in 5-10, but they want some labor out of volunteers. It's no longer that hard to put a machine together; industry standardization has gone a long way.

      The difference between now and before is that software has hit a break point where basic value can be delivered from the desktop extremely effectively in a huge number of ways. No, I'm not an average user, but what were the requests I had from my friend? "I want the web." Do you want like, office products and stuff? Do you care about that? "No, I don't really care, just give me the internet." Ok. I can do that.

      Adoption starts with power users, but they start passing their favored options down. My current two are Mac's for the rich, and Ubuntu for everyone else.

  106. Yes and.. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    My response was humor as well. You don't really think I truly want a tribunal called to itemize things like my needing to use 30 floppy disks for a system install that fails near the end do you? Though now that I re-read that last sentence...

    Humor! Still humor!

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  107. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    See, I would disagree with most of that post.

    I can enable Apache web server, PHP, Python extensions, netstumbler(esque), ftp, modify cron, upgrade, downgrade, uninstall, reinstall, add programs to startup, remove programs from startup, etc. from Apples System Preferences. It's a wonderful little thing.

    Plus, the Unix underbelly means I can do anything more complicated than that by vi'ing something in /etc.

    As for "price" macbook pros/macbooks are very competitively priced compared to say, Dell. The thing is, people will look at the "Lowest end" Dell, and see "Ooh! $600! but it's about 1/2 the machine of the macbook. If you look at the equivalent machine(from a hardware perspective) it generally runs $100-200+ more than the macbook.

    *shrug*

    I find it sorta funny when people declare the mac or pc to be innately better. Right now I have my ibook g4 12" sitting to the left of my Dell 9400. The G4 is beauty incarnate, I enjoy using it for pretty much everything, but the 9400s screen is gorgeous. For my work(programming) Screen real-estate is important, so the 1900x1200 resolution screen is my choice. Also, the fact that I can view my webpages in the browser that is still(unfortunately :() used by 50%+ of the people on the internet(read, IE) means I use them both.

    Oh, and the fact that Synergy allows me to control them both from one keyboard/mouse means I am truly integrated :)

  108. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    mac IS unix, so you can do almost anything you damn well please on it. Don't like the fancy GUI? enjoy all your system groking in the bash shell to your heart's content.

    When was the last time the average Mac user has had the ability to do anything like that? I sure as hell dont know how to do anything like that. The advantage of Mac OS is it's simplicity and here you are advocating something complex and unintuitive which could probably end up breaking the system if done right.

    The point is that in Windows I don't have to go through that sort of convoluted nonsense to customize the nonsense. And Microsoft is very good at making their applications excessively complicated and unintuitive. But basic system changes, which OSX lacks, I can perform in Windows easily enough.

  109. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
    But basic system changes, which OSX lacks, I can perform in Windows easily enough
    Could you please give an example for what, in your opinion, constitutes a "Basic system change"?
  110. Re:Summary incorrect. by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    (oh - and anyone else having the quicktime plugin for ff crash ff when trying to play these?)

    Well, er, now that you mention it: very jerky performance in Safari under Tiger on my iBook. Opera = slightly better. Is Apple trying to tell me that I need new hardware to play a freaking advertisement for new hardware?

  111. They forgot the /. version: by odourpreventer · · Score: 1

    Mac: I'm a Mac and I roolz!!!

    PC: I'm a peezee and I'm teh suxors!

    *PC explodes*

  112. Professor MacSnappier on "genuinely funny" ads by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    While being (in the professor's considered opinion) genuinely amusing, these ads fall somewhat short of geniunely funny. Genuinely funny is more along these lines:

    "I Explode, You Explode" (30 seconds)

    FADE IN

    Mac and PC stand against the eternal white nothingness of consumer choice. PC has papier mache "flames" rising behind his head. He's fanning himself with his big white pasty hand. Mac looks over intermittently for several seconds, working up the nerve to ask. Finally...

    Mac: PC, what's wrong? You look hot.

    PC: Oh, it's nothing. It's just...well, my battery. The silly thing up and went kablooey!

    Mac (smugly): I can do that.

  113. Now that's thinkin' by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Ah yes - the attitude of a company's marketing clearly impacts how useful their products. Clearly if you hate an ad you should avoid that company's products entirely, even if you were otherwise interesting. No, that's not letting advertising unduly influence you or anything.

    The funny thing is I hear stuff like this from people all the time about these ads. In fact the only conversations I've ever had about them are with pissed off PC users. I've come to the conclusion that the people who like these ads the most are actually PC fan boys, not Mac fan boys. They're certainly the ones most likely to talk about them or let them affect their behavior.

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  114. Batch operations by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I have to question this. Why is it that an operating system has to have a real shell to be productive?

    Because some bath related operations are simply quicker than any GUI can be, and on top of that access to the rich set of UNIX tools (like perl) enables you to more quickly script some useful things around file moving and naming than just about anything else.

    I agree GUI tools have a time and place and hitting that one check box is way better than messign with an X config (the part I always disliked most about X). But repetitive stuff where some low level of interactivit yo check on things in desirable, for that a good shell is invaluable and goes hand in hand with a lot of simple scripting work.

    The first thing I do after a Windows install is a Cygwin install for the same reasons. I just find it handy I do not have to, in OS X or Linux.

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  115. I got the wrong impression by LeedsSideStreets · · Score: 1

    When I first saw a screenshot of one of these ads, I got a completely wrong impression. I thought they were going to have both of the guys be Mac users and show how the hip guy likes to surf the internet, do graphic design, hook up his iPod, and other 'cool' stuff and the nerdy guy likes how he can do office work tasks, program, maybe do some UNIX-style hacking and the Mac is perfect for both of them.

    I thought: "This is great! Apple is saying that you can own a Mac and not have to embrace the Mac Lifestyle of thinking that you are culturally and socially superior to everybody who doesn't have the latest Apple products. You can just use the tools without the baggage!"

    I was dead wrong. Sure, they talk about the technical merits of the platform, but not without the inescapable statement that if you are not using a Mac you can never be cool, likable, hip, etc. You will always be a square who will never get chicks.

    I really wanted to like these, too, but I simply find it hard to buy another Mac from a company that can't simply say they're technically elite without also saying they're culturally elite. This isn't to say that I won't purchase another Mac sometime, but it will make me wince to think that Apple thinks I'm buying it because I want to be the 'cool guy' on the commercial.

  116. Stupid by FoxNSox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure everyone noticed this, but I find it stupid that the PC is totally misrepresented. Mac cannot run most of the programs which most people are used to using, and alot of games are not playable on Mac. Perhaps Apple would be better off showing how Macs are ACTUALLY better than PC's.

    1. Re:Stupid by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mac cannot run most of the programs which most people are used to using

      There are a lot of people who use their web browser for everything.

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    2. Re:Stupid by minusX · · Score: 1

      Wait, Apple is painting THEIR product better than everyone else's?! FOR SHAME! Adverts should NOT take the focus away from the truth! In a totally unrelated matter GET A FREE IPOD!!11!1 http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/freeoffer/ipod.jpg

  117. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the whole point, the average mac user can use the fancy 'easy' GUI that the ggp was referencing, while a more advanced user can delve deep into the system via bash shell, or even hacking the Darwin kernel if he/she wants. It's the best of both worlds, a first class GUI over UNIX, so what is the ggp talking about anyway when they say it's like the 'easy' button on a sony camcorder?

  118. Plain wrong... by Vexorian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, it points out what people already know: Corporations and businesses use Windows PCs. Windows for many is Word and Excel. And almost everyone who has used a Windows PC at work has hated it at some point

    It would be the same for any OS, wouldn't it? If they used a mac in corporations they would be most likelly to work and not to have a good time. Even if someone releases a "fun os" I'll probably hate it that tries to make my work 'funnier' by popping out rainbows on me while I work.

    Programs with odd names performing illegal operations and offering them the change to debug, only to do nothing useful. And so on.

    I dislike FUD, even if it is against windows, it would be odd that those misterious programs from nowhere appear while they are at work, and if they are at home well the user was most likelly looking for it to happen. It is not like Mac has an anti odd name policy or if it doesn't have exception handling in their programs.

    The Mac is being shown in the light of being a computer for your home life, far away from spreadsheets and Active Directory, where your photos, home movies, and music play a much stronger role, and showing ease-of-use for doing nice things with that media.

    All right, 2 things that Macs can't do: Play most of the newest games and Play movies in the latest formats without downloading a media player which is what you would call "evil configuration". How would they be more of a home life computer than a PC? I am using a PC for my home life computer and do not have any complaint yet ,and unlike what you seem to think windows is in no way forcing me to use Spreadsheets

    Remember that the majority of new Windows PC owners buy an OEM machine and can barely plug in all the color-coded cables. They turn it on and the Windows setup wizard starts as you said. Fine. Now your OEM machine is detecting the 3-in-one inkjet-scanner-fax printer that came bundled free with the computer. Windows is now pompting them to install three items it has detected. Each one throwing up the New hardware wizard. Not to mention the computer's system image was from 4 months ago, so they need to download 55MB of patches on their dial-up connection in order to be "safe".

    You see, the majority of new comp owners just pay someone to configure their stuff, and if more people used macs the dumb majority would also have problems with them and have someone paid to do that stuff.

    I am happy with my PC Kubuntu - windows XP combo, it is really fast, works as an entertainment center, can do anything from playing the latest games to doing my homework, developing php web sites or c++ programs pretty well. In fact this comp is a home life computer and is very effective at that, so I have a name for this kind advertising: FUD. I 'd like to see advertisements that actually tell me why should I buy a computer instead of just trying to make me believe my PC is not fun enough for me.

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  119. Watch More TV by MeatNoodle · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said. Oh wait, or does you TV run LINUX too? Then you're screwed. :)

    P.

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  120. Pet Peeve... by jwiegley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I pretty much hate all advertisements based on the fact that they are almost always lies and they use every phallacy in the book to knowingly trick people. TiVo is my friend.

    I'm ok with somebody highlighting positive qualities of their product while downplaying negative ones. It's just a fact that all products have good and bad points and you're lucky if your good points vastly outwieght the bad ones and you've got some hard marketing to do if you're faced with the opposite scenario.

    My pet peeves is that advertisers don't highlight and downplay. They actually use logical fallacies to trick people into believing that a negative doesn't exist, is actually a positive or that all products share a worse negative. And they do this knowingly or negligently.

    Take the "Get a Mac" commercials. First off. Why is one of the characters dressed drastically different from the other??? One is dressed in stereotypical corporate fashion while the other in stereotypical hip, loose fashion. This has nothing to do with the capabilities of the products compared. But it was clearly an intentional selection. Why?... In order to have the consumer identify the products as having all the negatives we typically associate with corporate america and the positives of youth and freedom in a favorable fashion for Macs. But I know lots of corporate people who use and love Macs for business purposes and I know lots of artists who use PC platforms for creative work. Why not swap age and wardrobe on the two actors and play the exact same commercial?? shouldn't make a difference should it?

    second: Why is the Mac proponent sharp and pithy while the PC champion is rather dull witted? Again, they are trying to send the message "you'll be stupid if you buy a PC" which has absolutely nothing to do with the actual merits of the product. Yes. People come in a variety of flavors including stupid and smart. I've seen plenty of stupid people using Macs and a lot of smart people using PC platforms. Again, why not switch the intelligence/insight capabilities of the two characters?

    Third: Everybody seems to be all gung-ho about the humor of these ads. Does making a funny ad make the product any better? No. But they rely on this to get you to buy a product. Hey I like commercials with hot, semi-naked women in them too, but that doesn't make the product better; neither does a funny ad.

    fourth: They rely on common ignorance in order to propogate lies. Macs can do spreadsheets just fine and PCs can do graphics just as well. I have yet to see anything done on a Mac that I can't do on a Windows machine. Nothing. In fact you can usually get whatever software package you want for either platform. For software not made for both there is generally a suitably similar alternative. And for every instance where you can say: "But not this package/application!!" I can find you an example for the other platform. Basically, I can do graphics, spreadsheets and application development on both platforms equally well. But the commercials specifically imply that you cannot. relying on the ignorance of the consumer to agree. And I hate people who rely on a person's ignorance in order to manipulate them into a desired behavior. This is no different than con-artists.

    So, no. I don't really find these commercials particularly insightful, helpful, ethical or even funny. But that is my opinion of almost all advertising and marketing

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    1. Re:Pet Peeve... by be-fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of your post is innane overanalysis of what is really a fairly straightforward and quite funny set of ads. One point does, however, stick out.

      I have yet to see anything done on a Mac that I can't do on a Windows machine.

      A given user might be able to do a lot of things on a Mac that they can't on Windows. My mom figured out how to video conference with me on her Mac, but could never have done it on Windows. Not because Windows lacks video conferencing software, but because video-conferencing in OS X is drop-dead simple, and requires little to no configuration. The same thing with photo magement. My mom could never do photo management in Windows, because she'd have to install Picasa or something like that, which is beyond her grasp. In OS X, she plugs in her digital camera, and up pops iPhoto, again with no configuration required. The same applies for music management too. iTunes makes ripping CDs and syncing with her iPod doable in way that WMP never could.

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    2. Re:Pet Peeve... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Hrm, this rings a bell:

      My mom figured out how to video conference with me on her Mac, but could never have done it on Windows. Not because Windows lacks video conferencing software, but because video-conferencing in OS X is drop-dead simple, and requires little to no configuration.

      My fiance got a webcam. She plugged it into the USB port. She started MSN messenger and she chose "Start Video Call...". It connected to me. She could see me. I could see her. Not sure how this is less simple than OS X...

    3. Re:Pet Peeve... by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have yet to see anything done on a Mac that I can't do on a Windows machine. Nothing.

      Show me something comparable to OsiriX (no, Osiris ain't it), and I'll kiss you.

    4. Re:Pet Peeve... by be-fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Mac has the video camera integrated, with no drivers to install. I haven't encountered a webcam yet that didn't require drivers in XP, but I'll assume you found one. Drivers aside, the discoverability of video chat features is substantially better on the Mac. First of all, iChat is a big, obvious icon on the dock, while MSN Messenger is either buried in the Start Menu with a zillion other things, or an inconspicuous tiny icon in the system tray (which, on most machines, even out of the box, is chock-full of other stuff to the point where the MSN icon gets hidden*). Second, it wouldn't have occurred to my mom to go to the menu to start a video chat. In fact, she wasn't even aware of the fact that iChat could do video chat. She discovered it because iChat puts a big video camera icon next to the buddy icons of people who have a video camera. That's UI design at its finest --- creating an interface that allows people to do things they didn't even know they could do.

      Discoverability is a feature that's pervasive in OS X, and one that Microsoft has yet to master. Just compare iTunes and WMP. As of WMP9, anyway, ripping or creating CDs was non-intuitive even for myself (a programmer). Meanwhile, my mom rips CDs and syncs her iPod quite easily using iTunes.

      *) Hiding things is another weakness of Windows. Ever since Win2K introduced the inane feature to hide infrequently-used menu entries, my parents have had trouble with it. It's something that goes against half a dozen principles of good HI design, yet Microsoft still hasn't gotten rid of it. The same is true for hiding stuff in the systray, or entries in the taskbar.

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    5. Re:Pet Peeve... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      The Mac has the video camera integrated, with no drivers to install.

      So does my Windows laptop.

      I haven't encountered a webcam yet that didn't require drivers in XP, but I'll assume you found one.

      Most webcams support WIA (Windows Image Acquisition), and work out of the box. You can install drivers, and get more functionality (like high end Logitech cameras with adjustable zoom/pan), but you don't need to to get basic functionality like brightness/contrast/white balance.

      discoverability of video chat features is substantially better on the Mac. First of all, iChat is a big, obvious icon on the dock, while MSN Messenger is either buried in the Start Menu with a zillion other things, or an inconspicuous tiny icon in the system tray (which, on most machines, even out of the box, is chock-full of other stuff to the point where the MSN icon gets hidden*).

      This, and your * comment have some merit - indeed "autohide" is evil and must be culled at the first available opportunity. But tray icons - and start menus - are what Windows users are used to ... so it can't be "compared" to a "big icon" alone.

      Second, it wouldn't have occurred to my mom to go to the menu to start a video chat. In fact, she wasn't even aware of the fact that iChat could do video chat. She discovered it because iChat puts a big video camera icon next to the buddy icons of people who have a video camera. That's UI design at its finest --- creating an interface that allows people to do things they didn't even know they could do.

      As does MSN, Yahoo, etc. Alternatively, click on a user in MSN. See the "start video call" big button on the tool bar.

      Discoverability is a feature that's pervasive in OS X, and one that Microsoft has yet to master. Just compare iTunes and WMP. As of WMP9, anyway, ripping or creating CDs was non-intuitive even for myself (a programmer). Meanwhile, my mom rips CDs and syncs her iPod quite easily using iTunes.

      Agreed. Too many things are buried too deep/different places.

      Hiding things is another weakness of Windows. Ever since Win2K introduced the inane feature to hide infrequently-used menu entries, my parents have had trouble with it. It's something that goes against half a dozen principles of good HI design, yet Microsoft still hasn't gotten rid of it. The same is true for hiding stuff in the systray, or entries in the taskbar.

      Again, agreed. One of my first orders of business on a new Windows install: Switch off "Taskbar Grouping". Switch off "Personalised Start Menus". Switch off, or substantially customise rules for hiding inactive tray icons.

    6. Re:Pet Peeve... by admactanium · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have yet to see anything done on a Mac that I can't do on a Windows machine
      okay, how about this. organize a photo slideshow with music and full-motion titles and transitions. then preserve all those transitions, music, image adjustments and motion graphics into a dvd authoring apps and burn a viewable dvd that can be popped into a consumer dvd player and burn it. also, do it in an hour with the software that is bundled with the computer.

      this "i can do that on my pc" argument is really tired when nobody factors in the ease of use or quality of the final product. i'd imagine most advanced computer users can accomplish nearly all the same tasks on different platforms but that has nothing to do with the ease-of-use for average computer users. just because you *might* be able to do the same things, you might not be able to do them as quickly, efficiently and as well as they can be done on a mac. just as there are things that pc's excel at, there are things macs excel at. to claim that to be untrue is simply shortsightedness.
    7. Re:Pet Peeve... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      organize a photo slideshow with music and full-motion titles and transitions. then preserve all those transitions, music, image adjustments and motion graphics into a dvd authoring apps and burn a viewable dvd that can be popped into a consumer dvd player and burn it. also, do it in an hour with the software that is bundled with the computer.
      I did this with Picasa (google pack was bundled with my computer) and Windows Movie maker in 15 minutes.
  121. Re:Summary incorrect. by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

    You mean the people who they are trying to target don't watch television?

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  122. "Get a console!" yet another reason I left Mac OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I got sick and tired of seeing all the good games coming out for the PC, and very few of them having a Mac port. Even then, it would cost more then an arm & a leg to afford something that could run the Mac version...

    Of course that was back in the Mac OS Classic, SNES - Playstation era when consoles could barely hold up to PC games. While I already had game consoles and did enjoy playing console games, I still wanted to play games like Duke 3D, Quake, etc. When I did get a PC gaming rig, I was able to enjoy titles and series like Thief, System Shock 2, Half-life, etc.

    Even though PCs & consoles are now about equal in power and games are being released for both platforms, I still prefer to do my gaming on the PC. As long as console games like FPSs don't have a "mandatory" keyboard & mouse option(last I checked with the Xbox360 it is up to the developers to decide whether or not to implement this feature), consoles have a long way to go before they replace the PC.

  123. Trends Show: You are an idiot. by idsofmarch · · Score: 1
    Hmmm....Let's me think for a moment:

    I know 17 artists, writers, educators, and architects.
    The architects use Windows, everyone else uses OSX.

    How many have an iPod?
    5.

    How many bought their Macs before the commercials?
    More than half.

    Is it possible that your lame-ass attempt at using anecdotal evidence (at best), followed by your scurrilous proclamation that Mac users are sheep, is FUD? Furthermore, it is possible that your ridiculous diatribe about Mac users showed your obvious distaste for anything different from your own, and that you are not only prejudiced and fearful, but you don't know what the hell you're talking about?

    Make sure to point out to the one guy that uses a Mac that he's part of the iPod crowd, who can't think for himself and knows nothing about his machine. I hope he kicks your ass.

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  124. Trust Mac... by ktlewis02 · · Score: 0

    They don't blow up.

    Oh wait..

  125. cute by gravy.jones · · Score: 0

    cute advertisements When it comes to a P.C., just follow this one rule and you won't go wrong! 1. Use the machine that's right for you

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  126. Me Not Understand PC by andre3001 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    These commercials are funny, but unfortunate that they're misleading. They make it seem like no pc owner has every made movie on their machines, never uploaded a picture, or ever created a webpage. The commercials talk down to their consumers and make them look like they aren't even smart enough to question the lies they (mac) are filling their customers with. Case in point: two mouse buttons (pc) vs one (mac). I guess left and right were too complex an idea for mac users. I'm not saying that...Mac is by the mere fact that they are dumbing down the market and keeping themselves in a box whereas PC users/producers are always innovating.

    1. Re:Me Not Understand PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm?

      OS X has had multiple button support for years.

      All Macs come with 4 button mice.

      The Trackpad on the macbooks even have a right click built in to it.

  127. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by BlueStraggler · · Score: 1

    I'm a professional software developer with 20 years of experience, and I do want an electric magic box. I want it to magically do all the crap that I've spent the last 20 years doing, so that I don't have to ever do it again. (Okay, that's not quite magic, in your definition, since I know what the box is really doing, but sometimes it's even more magical when somebody does it well, because you know how badly the rest of the industry has failed at it despite years of effort.)

    On the other hand, I don't want it to be a magic box for all the things I'm currently doing. In that case I want it to be transparent and eminently hackable. The nice thing about OS X it that it does a good job on both fronts.

  128. You were saying it was a problem by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Hey, I don't view my ease of life by access to corperate propaganda either. You were the one desperate to access it, don't blame me for your fickle state of mind!

    Sheesh.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  129. Memory consumed anyway by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    With most of the shared memory systems the integrated memry is going to be consuming most of that memory no matter what you do with it - making it even worse to let it sit idle.

    My original point stands.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Memory consumed anyway by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Atleast if the GPU is idle, it doesn't need to be accessing that memory. I don't have much experience with the new Apple's, but I have found that the graphics chip pulling data accross the system bus because it uses the system memory is one of the biggest things that kills the performance on lower end Dells and other OEM computers.

  130. Doesn't change point by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    That's great if you have a Mac Pro. But generally, the Mac Mini and iMac are less upgradable than their Mac counterparts.

    So are intel laptops, that doesn't change the fact that I can expand some macs. There are also similar Dell systems that are really not meant to be expanded or upgraded either.

    I thought they were damn funny myself, though really it seems that they are making fun of Linux more than anything else.

    Oh they are funny, just wrong, and end up kind of misfiring as a result for those that know better - kind of like the Mac ads for some people.

    Like I said the performance one was awesome though.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  131. Never really idle though by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Even if you aren't using the GPU for more advanced features, it's still polling the memory anyway. It may do so slightly more when the 3D graphics aspects of the chip are enganged, but it's not really very much of a drain over what it has to do anyway just to keep the screen up.

    I believe that system performance on the Mini is helped when ram chips are installed in pairs though which help giving smooth access to memory by the whole system.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  132. I was hoping for something funny ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and firefox (which is running on OS X) crashed 25% through the first video. Great work Mr Jobs, you put a smile on my face! :-D

  133. Re:"Make You Cry"? But I Thought... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    "develop an operating system and a multitude of other software apps that are highly regarded by just about everyone"

    just about everyone" really? I guess your source for that is Apple.

  134. All laptops do now though by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Except that not all macs have such a connector.

    All current Mac laptops do; why would teh ads be touting features only in older laptops? Desktops do not require this as they do not have this problem, because as you say you can easily route cables so as to minimize tripping. Only laptops, where cables end up in more precarious places can really benefit.

    Sometimes the distance to a plug dictates that my power cord be routed non-optimally in such a way that things can run into it. Heck, even a cord neatly placed along the floor with no height can still be tripped over, as I have seen for myself once.

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  137. MOD PARENT AS FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is obviously being sarcastic: no one is THAT ignorant.

  138. Get a Mac. You're too stupid for anything else. by SlithyMagister · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The ads are condescending and insulting to their potential customers, who, wholly agreeing with the ads, will happily purchase a Mac thinking that they really are incapable of reading and following instructions. Sigh. The real laugh was that you had to install quicktime to view the ads from Apple's website. As if. I did that once. But only once. --Slithy

  139. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Stave177 · · Score: 1

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/ap_on_hi_te/te ch_test_mac_pro_3

    "A low-end Mac Pro will cost you $2,124 compared with $3,071 for a nearly identically configured Dell Precision Workstation 490. The Mac is about $947 cheaper..."

  140. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Hey, I think your brother is right. This is exactly what you should do, Laptops are very easy to take apary these days. There are all sorts of guides on the net, and maybe not using a hammer but bending it back into shape would be a good solution.

  141. Who are you calling stupid? by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real laugh was that you had to install quicktime to view the ads from Apple's website.

    And the problem with this is what, precisely?

    Are you concerned that Apple will install a backdoor in your system through Quicktime, or that having Quicktime installed will otherwise reduce the security, reliability, or performance of your system?

    I assume that you have some other streaming media program you prefer.

    Would that be Windows Media, by any chance? If so, Windows Media comes with the system backdoor pre-installed by Microsoft, and since it uses the HTML control to render content using Windows Media Player or the WMP plugin is just as dangerous as using Internet Explorer or Outlook on Windows.

    Which of course you, not being stupid, don't do... right?

  142. Bootcamp and teenagers by argent · · Score: 1

    I was actually counting a Mac mini and a $300 console. If it's $250 that's $850, not $900. :)

    But to pay for a mac and a windows install if you're bootcamping can get expensive.

    Indeed. I think that Bootcamp is not really a practical tool for every day use. What it mostly gives you is a reassurance that if you need to use Windows for something you've got that option. I don't expect most people will really use that option long term, and I wouldn't count it in the price of the Mac.

    When I got my daughter a Mac after going in and cleaning out her Windows machine for the Nth time that year, she begged me to leave her PC just in case. Two weeks later when I checked it, it hadn't been booted in two weeks. A couple months later it hadn't been booted more than twice except when I was checking for viruses and spyware...

    Unless it does amazing things over the competition (like make me PB&J sandwiches), i can't justify $600.

    It can survive two years of steady abuse from a teenager who managed to render a Windows PC unbootable on the average of 2-3 times a year. I think that's pretty amazing.

    What kind of abuse?

    Well, when I was checking my daughter's PCs one day I found she'd had run out of disk space on the Mac and gone in removing stuff in /Applications and /Library... the equivalent of going into %systemroot%\system32 and deleting things she didn't use (which she'd done on the PC at one point, with obvious dire consequences). I only noticed because Terminal.app wasn't there and I had to ssh in to clean things up...

    1. Re:Bootcamp and teenagers by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      "Unless it does amazing things over the competition (like make me PB&J sandwiches), i can't justify $600. It can survive two years of steady abuse from a teenager who managed to render a Windows PC unbootable on the average of 2-3 times a year. I think that's pretty amazing." the $600 i was talking about wasn't the mac mini, i was actually refering to Sony's PS3. That thing better sweep the floors and cook dinner for that price! ...but not at the same time. The mac mini i do see as more expensive than it really should be, but it's not OVERLY expensive. I wouldn't say it's badly priced while the PS3, for what you're getting is decently priced, but still quite high for any console that doesn't make me food. Although i'd pay $600 for the xbox from CtrlAltDel. I like your part about deleting the /Applications and /Library. That's kinda humorous.

    2. Re:Bootcamp and teenagers by argent · · Score: 1

      the $600 i was talking about wasn't the mac mini, i was actually refering to Sony's PS3.

      Holy Mother of Mario, six hundred bucks for a console?

      I like your part about deleting the /Applications and /Library. That's kinda humorous.

      I can laugh about it now. :)

      She didn't delete all of them, just programs and big files she "didn't use".

    3. Re:Bootcamp and teenagers by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      the $600 i was talking about wasn't the mac mini, i was actually refering to Sony's PS3. Holy Mother of Mario, six hundred bucks for a console?

      Ya! That's what i said! Personally i'm leaning towards the Nintendo Wii. Just seems interesting enough (and another Smash Brothers!) that i'd like to have one. Plus it's only $250 compared to $300-400 xbox360 and $500-600 PS3.

      She didn't delete all of them, just programs and big files she "didn't use".

      Lol, i used to work at Best Buy and there are tons of stories i could go on about. But one in particular, this lady JUST bought her pc and brought it back furious! She claimed that Geek Squad put A LOT of files on her computer that she didn't approve of. Know that we were quite busy that day and even by some chance they DID try something like that, they wouldn't have had time to. We asked her to show us what was on there. She brought up the properties to the /windows folder and it showed xxxxx files and xxxx folders. Took them awhile to explain those were suppose to be there.

  143. Does video editing use much 3d? by argent · · Score: 1

    I missed the context of this comment, didn't understand what you were getting at until I popped up a level.

    Video editing. If you really want to get technical.

    How much difference do the 3d functions missing from the GMA950 make to video editing? The GMA950 is quite a bit faster with 2d than the Radeon 9200 it replaced, and even if Apple had gone with ATI I don't believe they'd have used anything faster than an X200.

    But, OK, you have a point there. You've got significantly higher requirements than the average user. Still, my boss had been using Final Cut on his Powerbook as long as I've been working here (he's just splurged on a Mac Pro), and the Mac mini is unlikely to be any slower than a Powerbook...

    1. Re:Does video editing use much 3d? by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      As for video cards, i agree (with 1 exception). Video cards help but not much of a difference between a $100 vid card or $500 vid card in the terms of video editing (with the exception of ATI's reported encoding acceleration, which i honestly have never tried). But the $599 Mac mini sporting a 512MB of ram and 40GB harddrive will be handicapped to a system with at least double the amount of ram and 6x more harddrive space . As for the MacBook Pros, those i see as great machines for video editing (maybe with an extra HD depending on how much you do). With most video editing applications, they will take advantage of the MacBook's dual cores while the Mini only has a solo. But to be fair, the system i used for spec didn't have a dual core either.

      Offtopic, but if i were to get a Mac, it would most certainly be a MacBook Pro (gen 2 most likely). Other than the reported problems, i've heard some great things about these. I'd love to see that Core Duo 2 in there too. Only problem is i don't have $2000.

    2. Re:Does video editing use much 3d? by argent · · Score: 1

      But the $599 Mac mini sporting a 512MB of ram and 40GB harddrive will be handicapped to a system with at least double the amount of ram and 6x more harddrive space

      The iMac has the same amount of standard RAM as the Mac mini. The iMac has more disk, yes, and faster disk... but you'll need to upgrade both of them. For video editing I would suggest an external Firewire drive for either.

      the MacBook's dual cores while the Mini only has a solo.

      Ah, yes, I forgot that the base mini doesn't have the Duo... that does push the price up.

      As an aside... it will actually be possible to upgrade the mini to a Merom (Core 2 Duo) because the newer CPU runs cooler... (I'm sure Apple didn't mean people to actually do this, and will make sure that the next version isn't upgradable).

    3. Re:Does video editing use much 3d? by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      As an aside... it will actually be possible to upgrade the mini to a Merom (Core 2 Duo) because the newer CPU runs cooler... (I'm sure Apple didn't mean people to actually do this, and will make sure that the next version isn't upgradable). Although most likely will be pricey, i'd kinda like to have a Mini with a Merom and a 1GB of ram. That's a small PC with a punch!

  144. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

    "As for "price" macbook pros/macbooks are very competitively priced compared to say, Dell. The thing is, people will look at the "Lowest end" Dell, and see "Ooh! $600! but it's about 1/2 the machine of the macbook. If you look at the equivalent machine(from a hardware perspective) it generally runs $100-200+ more than the macbook."

    2 corrections: Lowest end dell is a little under $500 and i agree, it's at least 1/2 the machine of a macbook (if not less). Equivelent though, i couldn't equally spec (just got back from apple.com and dell.com).

    Macbook (base model): $1099 1.83 Core Duo, 512 ram, 60Gb HD, Combo drive
    Dell E1505(configured to match as best as possible)
                                                $934 1.83 Core Duo, 512 ram, 60Gb HD, dvdburner (no combo drive option)

    I fail to see the $100-200 more.

    What i meant with the "change anything graphically" i meant along the lines of making the OS not look anything like it should. I've seen windows look like OSX, KDE, or something completely different. Although i am going to give you (and all the other people that replied) the benefit of the doubt and take back my claim of "change anything yada yada". Apparently i haven't goofed with OSX as much as i should have.

    The price difference is probably the biggest factor though. Although, i'm been going with windows lately, i try to keep as much of an open mind to the two (not a fan boy of either). I go with what as i see as the best for the money. I've had AMD for quite some time now but about to upgrade to a Core Duo 2. Been an AMD fan, but Intel seems to be doing better right now. So if you do find that $100-200 difference, show me please. With good timing, my next pc may just as well be a mac. I believe i remember seeing the MacBook Pros (when first released) were cheaper than the comparable dell. That has changed now though.

  145. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

    I've always liked the Shell changes you do with Astonshell or similiar. I have seen several friends make their complete desktop (not just change themes or colors) look different. I haven't seen anyone's Mac look like anything other than OSX (excluding bootcamp). I mean completely rearranged so it doesn't even look like windows, ie: OSX, KDE, or my personal favorite is none of the above.

    What i have seen from OSX is just themes. You can easily change the color and shape of the bars but not completely do away with it or put something else in it's place.

    Now i'm not saying you can't do that. I haven't seen an easy to use program to do that for OSX. I am open minded so if i'm wrong, let me know (screenshots would be sweet).

  146. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

    I don't believe that changing the shell is a "basic task", by any stretch of the imagination.

    • Most users are unconcerned with changing their shell, if the know what it is.
    • Building customization into the shell makes it more complicated and harder to debug & support. It is likely cheaper to create a "best fit" based on usability testing. (Apple does lots of usability tests).
    • Most users that know about shells tend to stick with a single shell, so it doesn't have to be easy to change.

    That said: I know that it's possible to install X.org and your choice of WM on the Mac, but havn't done so myself. I suppose you could install a customizable WM via Fink or Darwin Ports. The default WM is not very customizable. Even so, I have found that it doesn't require much. (I resisted it at first, but it's so simple to use that I didn't mind after the first week).

    The inconsistent terminal does drive me batshit, though.

  147. Re:Macs suck, but the commercials are midly amusin by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

    I don't believe that changing the shell is a "basic task", by any stretch of the imagination.

    Check out www.astonshell.com It is actually quite easy to use. Although it isn't free, $30.

    I agree though most user aren't concerned with it and if they are, they stick with one. As for creating a "best fit", it is cheaper for the intial company, but making it relatively easy to change isn't a bad option.

  148. Hilarious as usual !!! by yvesdandoy · · Score: 0

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  149. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by engagebot · · Score: 1

    By the way, to help out your brother, head on over to ifixit.com . They've got step-by-step guides to take apart every apple laptop in history. Plus, they've got printable 'screw guide' pages that you can tape the screws down to, that way you know exactly how it goes back together.

    As long as its not a 12" powerbook, its not a huge deal to take them apart (considering the problem with the bent case around the power jack, i know its an aluminum model already). I've actually done exactly what your brother was talking about, only a hammer isn't needed. you can bend it back with your fingers.

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  150. Yeah, that'd go over well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Regarding spyware and viruses, they fail to mention that the most common cause of infection is user stupidity. "

    Mac guy: Well, there aren't any spyware or viruses that run on me. I'm pretty safe to use.
    PC guy: Most of my viral infections are caused by the stupidity of people who buy me. They're lazy, ignorant and they keep visiting dodgy porn sites. It's not my fault.

    Now *that* would be a mean-spirited ad.

  151. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by noewun · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, it is a 12-incher. And I wasn't quite clear: what I mean to highlight wasn't that taking apart a laptop is impossible, but that my brother, because of his lack of clue, thinks that you can take apart the magic box like you could take apart something far simpler. He thought it might take half an hour and be no big deal.

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  152. Video chat is Buck Rogers stupidity. by argent · · Score: 1

    The Mac has the video camera integrated, with no drivers to install.

    I'd rather save the money and complexity and buy my own video camera... one that isn't pointing at me all the time, but is rather pointing at whatever I want it to... like, for example, the view outside my window.

    Video chat? As bad an idea as "videophones". You'll note, but the way, that cameras on cellphones are aimed AWAY from the user, towards whatever they are filming.

    I wonder if anyone makes a "periscope" for the Macbooks to let people actually USE those cameras?

  153. Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..I was hoping that this discussion would finally resolve the Windows v. Mac debate here.

  154. Re:Only mean spirited if you are reading between l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, well people have been saying that literally for decades. You'll excuse me if I'm not too worried.