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FCC Sued to Allow Cell Phone Jammers

stevew writes "A small company in Florida is trying to take on the FCC in an attempt to make their Cell phone jamming product legal. Their main argument seems to be that the Communications act of 1934 conflicts with the HomeLand Security Act — so the Communications act has to go." From the article: "Local and state law enforcement agencies, which would be the first responders to a terrorist attack here at home, are prohibited by law from obtaining such gear. 'It just doesn't make much sense that the FBI can use this equipment, but that the local and state governments, which the Homeland Security Act has acknowledged as being an important part of combating terrorism, cannot,' said Howard Melamed, chief executive of CellAntenna. 'We give local police guns and other equipment to protect the public, but we can't trust them with cellular-jamming equipment? It doesn't make sense.'"

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  1. in soviet russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    in soviet russia, cell phones jam you!

    1. Re:in soviet russia... by c_forq · · Score: 1

      My mother was jammed by a cellphone, you insensitive clod!

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  2. Can I get one by arniebuteft · · Score: 4, Insightful
    and use it at the movie theater?

    Please?

    1. Re:Can I get one by nukem996 · · Score: 1

      My thought exactly. I really dont have a problem with cell phone jammers for consumers that only jam a small radius(10-20 feet).

    2. Re:Can I get one by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with antenna gain boosters that up the power output of cellular phones so they can cut through jamming signals!

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    3. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy one from overseas. What are the chances of getting caught? After all, the affected person can't call anybody and complain.

      And don't give me that "Doctor on call might miss somebody dying" routine. I sat on a bus in front of a surgeon who got one of those calls and spent 15 minutes loudly telling the on-duty nurse to just call the next guy on the list (I mean you Kent Patterson of Leonard Morse Hospital in Natick). The patient would have gotten better care if they hadn't reached him.

    4. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well I have a serious problem with them. If you don't want cell phones in movie theaters then complain to management until they enforce the cell phone ban by asking people who use them during the movie to leave. That's their right as a property owner. You don't have the right to interfere with my communications though. I rely on my cell phone as my only means of communication (no landline). You don't have the right to jam that. Oh and I pity the movie theater that installs a jammer and then has a patron have a heart attack in the middle of the movie and die. "We tried to call 911 but we had no signal". I know a few dozen ambulance chasers that would love such a case.

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    5. Re:Can I get one by wkk2 · · Score: 1

      Private use is fine with me as long as the property owner, installer and manufacturer all sign off on having unlimited personal liability for any injury or harm that could have been prevented if the jamming equipment wasn't present.

    6. Re:Can I get one by the_wishbone · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll see your gain booster and raise you a punch in the face when you talk on the cell phone while sitting behind me at the movies =P

    7. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Be a wiseass all you want but you don't have the right to disrupt my communications. I only made the heart attack example as the obvious reason why a movie theater wouldn't install these even if they were legal. They'd be exposing themselves to a massive amount of libility for no real gain.

      Ask them to kick the offender out. If they refuse then leave and do a chargeback on your credit card for the tickets. If enough people bitched then they'd enforce the no cell phone rule -- without jammers.

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    8. Re:Can I get one by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll see your punch in the face when you hear me talking and raise you a beating with my nightstick for punching me in the face!

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    9. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or don't, most movie theaters have land line telephones!!111 :)

    10. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Believe it or don't, most movie theaters have land line telephones!!111 :)

      I'll remember that as I'm sitting my seat with chest pains and can't even cry out.

      You missed the point anyway. The theater would be exposing themselves to lawsuits. That's why it won't happen. And having worked in the insurance industry for a few years I suspect that your insurance company would drop you like a rock if you tried to install these.

      Not to mention the minor little fact that somebody paid for the license to the channels that you want to jam and they have a right to expect to be able to use that license....

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    11. Re:Can I get one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Good idea! I always like to answer annoyances with crimes. Hope you enjoy your stay in jail.

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    12. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to three movies in the past month, two of which had someone's phone ringing the entire film, one of which had four people using Alltel style walkie talkies to do the "oh no she DIDN'T just say that!" thing throughout the entire movie.

      Here's one for ya, you can keep your righteous indignation and spoil movies for other people just because you feel the urge to be a prick, if I can start employing freelance ushers and arming them with Tazers. It's only fair. I have just as much right to quiet as you do to having your switchboard open, moreso if you subscribe to the idea of polite society.

      When I start paying to see movies in your office or living room, feel free to make as much noise as you like.

      Bring on the jammers, and bring the ushers back. Remember when all it took was a flashlight to keep order?

    13. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      What is the point here? If you die of a heart attack because your cell phone was jammed, that is somehow worse than dying of a heart attack because your cell phone was left at home due to a ban??? WTF???

      Umm, hello McFly? A ban on use. Not on possession. Obviously a private company can't tell me what I can and can not have on my person.

      Just because a handful of teenagers blab on the cell phone during the movie doesn't mean you can take away my right to have one on me. My cell phone is on vibrate and if I get a call that's important enough I step out to take it. How is that a problem?

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    14. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a cell phone jammer. I ordered it from the UK for a little over $400. Of course I don't tell people around me that I have it, but it's so much fun when I get a dumbass driver that can't pick a lane on the road cause they can't multitask. Or on a train going into NYC. People carrying those god damn walkie talkie phones should be tortured in some way. Then one day some woman gave her kid a toy cell phone that was making all kinds of crazy obnoxious noises and I couldn't disable that. Other passengers and myself was tempted to take it away from the kid, however I think we all worried that the mother might stab us. It is great for movie theaters!

    15. Re:Can I get one by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We've become a nation of terrified crybabies. It's pathetic.

      Who do I sue for the basement bar with no cell signal? Who do I sue if I have a heart attack in the wilderness with no signal? Who do I sue if my cellphone malfunctions, the battery dies, or I'm too retarded to use it?

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    16. Re:Can I get one by jftitan · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but... a simple sign at the Auditorium door saying "Cell phones will not work in the theater". I also don't see your logic in OMG my phone wont work. Billy is going to die from a heart attack. Oh, if I step outside the auditorium, my phone works.

      Plus. most people would you know... ALERT the management staff of the theater if there is an emergency.

      Your problem with, oh my phone HAS to be on while I'm in the theater, Because I'm a EMS person. Ummm, pager? Pagers run on a different frequency, just have the jammer disable 800/1900 etc etc.

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    17. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your problem with, oh my phone HAS to be on while I'm in the theater, Because I'm a EMS person. Ummm, pager? Pagers run on a different frequency, just have the jammer disable 800/1900 etc etc.

      So if I have a babysitter watching my kids while I'm out with my spouse I need to carry a pager so she can call me in an emergancy?

      What the heck is wrong with just asking the theater to enforce the rule and ask offenders to leave? What's next? A sonic jammer that stops people from talking during the movie? Or should we make a law?

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    18. Re:Can I get one by cooley · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm gonna bonk you guys' heads together, then everyone will clap and we'll all watch the goddamn movie. :)

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    19. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      My concern isn't being a crybaby. I'm just pointing out the fact that you would be exposing yourself to such suits.

      My concern is being able to use a service that I'm paying big bucks for. You don't have the right to take that away from me just because of a few brats with no manners.

      I'm personally more annoyed by people _talking_ during movies. Shall I install a sonic jamming system to prevent verbal conversations? Or, *GASP* I could just ask them to desist and/or complain to management.

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    20. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Bring on the jammers, and bring the ushers back. Remember when all it took was a flashlight to keep order?

      I don't have a problem with ushers kicking people out who are ruining the experience for others. But why do you need to cut me off from the world to do this? If I receive a phone call that needs to be answered then I step out and answer it. How is this a problem?

      By all means bring back the ushers. Problem solved -- without tramping on anybodies rights or placing anybody in undue danger.

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    21. Re:Can I get one by LordEd · · Score: 1

      How is this any different? The only way your cell phone is getting jammed is by your presence with it in a no-cell phone area. If you are being jammed, it is because you already broke the rule. Isn't having your cell phone turned off already denying you your communication line? You still aren't able to make calls.

      As for the 911 issue, see other posters talking about non-emergency block signals and other related ideas.

    22. Re:Can I get one by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      You go into a doctors office and they ask that you turn off your cell phone.

      You come in my house, I may ask the same. It's my property.

      The 911 cell call crap is exactly that, crap. A cell phone user isn't going to get a call faster than the management of the of the theatre and seconds do not count minutes maybe, seconds, no. Ask any first responder. They're not there in seconds anyway.

      You come to my property, I sure as hell have a right to disrupt your communications. It has always been that way.
      Just because it exists today doesn't mean you should be able to use it anywhere.

      What would have been your excuse 30 years ago?

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    23. Re:Can I get one by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Modern theatres where I live actually offer pagers.
      If you're waiting for that important call, then maybe you could to what they did years ago by alerting management to find you for messages. It works really well.
      And if you're in pins and needles because of a maybe important message, then maybe you shouldn't be at a movie theatre.

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    24. Re:Can I get one by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I'm annoyed by people talking in theaters, but cellphones are generally worse since they glow brightly and the users tend to yell into them.

      So how do you feel about basements, wilderness, malfunctions, low battery and being retarded? Those all interfere with the god-given right to talk on a cellphone.

      Do you fire up your phone on planes? After all, you're paying big bucks for it!

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    25. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      If you're waiting for that important call, then maybe you could to what they did years ago by alerting management to find you for messages. It works really well.

      Or you can alert management to the cell phone offender that's bothering you so much.

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    26. Re:Can I get one by Al+Dimond · · Score: 3, Informative

      A private company can ban you from having certain things on your person when you enter their property.

      Lots of places ban cameras.

      Lots of places ban guns.

    27. Re:Can I get one by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like that nurse was a dumbass. If the doctor was in a position where he couldn't get to the Hospital quick enough, and there was a solution as simple as calling the next doctor on the list...

      Of course, there's also the possibility that you're one of those people who feels the need to feel indignation at the drop of a hat and then cry about it to everyone in earshot. I'm gonna go with that one too.

    28. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So how do you feel about basements, wilderness, malfunctions, low battery and being retarded? Those all interfere with the god-given right to talk on a cellphone.

      It's not about the 'god-given right'. There is no reason that you need to jam my cell phone to enjoy your movie experience. The problem could be solved by ushers politely asking offenders to desist -- and asking them to leave if they refuse. If they can afford to put people in movie theaters to look for camcorders they can afford to put them in theaters to look for people disrupting the experience for others -- be it with cell phones, loud conversations, getting-it-on, or what have you.

      I have a cell phone because I've decided that I want to be in contact most of the time. If I don't want to be in contact I'll turn it off. You don't have the right to make me turn it off just because I might bother you. I'd bet that least half of the people at a movie have cell phones turned on for whatever reason. Given that there's generally only a few assholes ruining it for others it seems like you could solve the problem with a scapal and not an axe.

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    29. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      A private company can ban you from having certain things on your person when you enter their property.

      And unless they know I have it on me then how are they going to enforce it? Strip search?

      Bottom line: You can solve this problem at the movies without jammers.

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    30. Re:Can I get one by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Actually, if it's their private property, they CAN tell you what you can and cannot have on your person on their property. If you dislike the rules, take your movie ruining ass somewhere else.

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    31. Re:Can I get one by billdar · · Score: 1

      Umm, hello McFly? A ban on use. Not on possession. Obviously a private company can't tell me what I can and can not have on my person.

      I think the bouncers manning the metal detector at our local private dance club may have objections to a concealed glock, knife, thermal detonator, etc... on your person

      Probably too extreme an example. How about your movie theater thoughts on a pepsi, snickers, and pack of milk duds in your jacket pocket when you walk in their doors? Those cause heart attacks too

      Not that I particularly care about your all's little argument, just my $0.02USD.

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    32. Re:Can I get one by pbaer · · Score: 1

      Sure it's annoying, but blocking signals would essentially mean that anyone who was on call (aka doctors) couldn't see movies at that location. Although movie theaters can not actively jam signals, they are allowed to design their architecture in such a way that signals do not get through.

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    33. Re:Can I get one by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      When I worked in a movie theater, when all screens were going, I'd pop in and check on every movie every so often, walking up and down the aisle with my flashlight making sure nobody was throwing garbage on the floor or talking loudly.

      Before I started, the after-movie cleanup was awful, while I was there it was wonderful, and after I left it got terrible again.

      People don't want to look foolish in front of a room full of strangers, and a guy shining a flashlight at you and telling you not to be a jerk makes you look like a BIG fool.

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    34. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You go into a doctors office and they ask that you turn off your cell phone.

      And I refuse. That's what vibrate is for.

      You come in my house, I may ask the same. It's my property.

      Then I won't be going to your house.

      The 911 cell call crap is exactly that, crap. A cell phone user isn't going to get a call faster than the management of the of the theatre and seconds do not count minutes maybe, seconds, no. Ask any first responder. They're not there in seconds anyway.

      The 911 call is just the easiest example to make. What about the babysitter at home with the kids? What if your wife has an accident? Blah, blah, blah. There's no reason to give up a tool of modern convenience just because of a few assholes. Ask them to leave!

      You come to my property, I sure as hell have a right to disrupt your communications. It has always been that way.

      No, actually, you don't. You have the right to make sure that I'm not disrupting your other customers or you. You don't have the right to interfere with my communications if I'm not bothering you. And a vibrating incoming call that results in me leaving the theater to take doesn't bother anybody.

      Just because it exists today doesn't mean you should be able to use it anywhere.

      It means I have the right to use it as long as it's not bothering other people. Looking down at my hip to see who is calling me and sending them to voicemail or going outside to take the call is not bothering anybody. You are basically trying to legislate manners and that's never going to work.

      What would have been your excuse 30 years ago?

      Why is that relevant? This is a new technology. It's a blessing. A few assholes aren't enough reason to punish everybody. Kick them out! I'll be the first to cheer. Jam my cell phone and kiss my business goodbye. And I will do everything in my power to lobby my elected officials to prevent you from doing that.

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    35. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, if it's their private property, they CAN tell you what you can and cannot have on your person on their property. If you dislike the rules, take your movie ruining ass somewhere else.

      I love it! I'm a "movie ruining ass" just because I have a cell phone. Despite the fact that it's on vibrate. Despite the fact that I never talk on it in the movie theater. I don't even text message because I realize that the glaring bright LCD is a distraction. All I ask is the ability to see who is calling me and go outside if I want to take it. How the hell is that bothering you? Why do I need to be jammed?

      Oh and the ability of private businesses to regulate otherwise legal activities is sharply limited. Don't believe that? Ask anybody that has ever tried to ban breastfeeding at their establishment.

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    36. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about your movie theater thoughts on a pepsi, snickers, and pack of milk duds in your jacket pocket when you walk in their doors?

      And the movie theater can tell you that you can't bring those but they can't really enforce it. If I choose to wear a baggy jacket and bring in juiceboxes, what are they going to do? Search me? That'd go over well.

      The bottom line to this little argument is that there's no compelling reason to ban or jam all cell phones because of a few assholes. Banning the few assholes would seem to be much more effective, much safer for all concerned and much less likely to piss off people.

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    37. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 0

      I'm hunting for "the right to use a cell phone anywhere you wish" in the constitution but I'm having trouble finding it. Movie theaters are private property. If they choose to block cell phone signals and you don't like it, take your business to some other private property. Someone has a heart attack, the theater will call 911 on the landline.

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    38. Re:Can I get one by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      It's called private property. I can put up a sign saying "No Phones Inside" and kick out people with cell phones. Google for "property rights"

      Just because it's open to the general public, does not make it public property.

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    39. Re:Can I get one by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Just so you know...

      Your cell phone can interfere with other devices in the doctors office.

      Heck, I can hear my current and previous cell phone recieving calls on my computer speakers before it starts to ring.

      (it makes sort of a Bit bit bzzzz. and then about a second later starts ringing.)

      Both at my office and at home.

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    40. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 1

      Obviously a private company can't tell me what I can and can not have on my person.

      Movie theaters, stadiums, etc, frequently have bans on what you can have on your person. The law allows them to ban outside snacks and such. So yes, a private company can tell you what you can and can not have on your person while on their property.

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    41. Re:Can I get one by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see your point. It's just sad that I can count on at least one cellphone conversation when I go to the movies. If I confront the person, they have always become belligerent. I have never seen an usher, and going out of the movie to complain means my movie is already ruined. I complain on my way out if it was particularly bad, but there is never anything done about it.

      I see it like drunk driving. A lot of people can do it just fine, but a few assholes ruined it for everyone. Now nobody can drive drunk without risking penalty, even if they never hurt anyone.

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    42. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What the heck is wrong with just asking the theater to enforce the rule and ask offenders to leave?

      Have you ever worked at a theater? Do you know how much disruption rule enforcement would cause? Minor violations aren't enforced because the person would cause a bigger disruption arguing with management and such. Better to block cell phones period and prevent any problem of that sort.

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    43. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 1

      I'll remember that as I'm sitting my seat with chest pains and can't even cry out.

      Okay not to be stupid but, if you can't cry out how would a landline do better than a cell phone?

      Not to mention the minor little fact that somebody paid for the license to the channels that you want to jam and they have a right to expect to be able to use that license....

      By gosh you're right! I also paid for the license to drive a car... I should be able to drive it up and down the grocery store aisles!

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    44. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My concern is being able to use a service that I'm paying big bucks for. You don't have the right to take that away from me just because of a few brats with no manners.

      Just because you pay company 'A' for a service doesn't in any way obligate company 'B' to provide a conducive environment to use that service. If what you use is in some way detrimental to their business, they are within their rights to ban that. (ignoring a long and offtopic discussion on antitrust issues since that doesn't in any way relate here anyway). See previous post about food in theaters and stadiums.

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    45. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Try it with breastfeeding and see how far it gets you. Try it with the niggers, spics, kikes and crackers (depending on who you hate) and see how far it gets you. Your property rights end when they violate my rights if you are operating a business for the consumption of the general public.

      This is a stupid argument to be having anyway. Why do they need to ban cell phones? Ban the morons that abuse them and ruin it for everybody else.

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    46. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 1

      And I refuse. That's what vibrate is for.

      Then you are endangering other people's lives. You do realize that in a doctor's office, noise isn't the only problem caused by an EM generating cell phone?

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    47. Re:Can I get one by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0

      You don't make any sense. I own the property. I can say "Nobody who can trace their family back to a small town in northern Ireland." if I want to, and people may cry, but so what? It's my PRIVATE PROPERTY. I am letting you come on it as long as you follow the rules, and if you violate them, you are removed from my PRIVATE PROPERTY. You have no RIGHT to shop at my store. You have three rights. "Life" I'm not violating that one. "Liberty" Which I'm not violating, either. "Pursuit of happiness" which I'm also not violating. You can pursue your happiness by opening your own store that allows people from the small town in northern Ireland, or by shopping at one of the stores that competes with me that also allows the people from that town.

      Like I said, google for "Property Rights" and stop crying about this stupid shit. Follow the rules, or leave.

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    48. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Then you are endangering other people's lives. You do realize that in a doctor's office, noise isn't the only problem caused by an EM generating cell phone?

      That must be why they don't have the signs anywhere except the exam rooms (where it's just me and the doctor), right? When I asked them about it they said it's because rude people answer calls while undergoing exams. I call bullshit on the whole EM thing. Especially when I see the nurses using Wi-Fi tablets and the Doctor on a cordless phone....

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    49. Re:Can I get one by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Oh and I pity the movie theater that installs a jammer and then has a patron have a heart attack in the middle of the movie and die. "We tried to call 911 but we had no signal". I know a few dozen ambulance chasers that would love such a case.

      Yes...I too pity the idiots that can't run from the theater to use a land line. And I'm sure the ambulance chasers would be thrill to chase these idiots that sat there, staring at their phone, refusing to use a land line phone, which they know is near by. Sounds to me, theater owners, 1, idiots, 0.

      Personally, I can't wait until theaters have jammers....or better yet...simply escort the rude, selfish idiots out of the theater.

    50. Re:Can I get one by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      So what happens when one person's "pursuit of happiness" in the form of watching a movie conflicts with another person's "pursuit of happiness" in the form of talking on their phone while at a movie? What about the right to "Liberty" being exercised by watching a movie whenever you want conflicting with it being exercised by talking on your phone whenever you want?

    51. Re:Can I get one by atomic1fire · · Score: 1

      if you need to use a phone so badly go in the lobby and use it or use a pay phone the entire point of a movie theater is to watch and listen to the movie not your girlfriend best friend or mother I dont see what the big deal is about cellphone jamming theres a fire exit in most theaters 911 calls are free on a pay phone (at least i think so) I think its just the mobile phone providers who want total coverage fighting this

    52. Re:Can I get one by nobodyman · · Score: 1

      This is probably the most popular application of this technology. As much we hate people that talk on their cell phone during the movie or forgetting to turn off their MP3 ringtones, jamming is a BAD IDEA.

      As a parent, I appreciate the fact our baby sitter can get a hold of us in the event of an emergency, even if I'm in a movie theater. Someone will exclaim that the sitter should call 911, not me. In fact, we tell our sitter to call 911, *then* me. Still, I'd really like to know that my child is on her way to the hospital, rather than find out potentially two hours after-the-fact.

      Obviously I wouldn't leave the house without my daughter unless I knew she was in good hands, so I suppose that my daughter is just as safe regardless of whether I have cell phone coverage or not. But I'll probably just stop going to movies until she's older.

      Most of the Slashdot/Digg set couldn't care less about parents not getting calls. But I'd guess that a sizable portion of the movie audience are parents. If theaters jam calls you'll probably wind up w/ an even smaller movie audience (bad for theater managers), and Talking-On-Phone-During-Movie-Guy will be replaced by Takes-Child-To-Rated-R-Movie-Guy (bad for everybody).

      (And I know this is a far-fetched example, but consider how authorities got their information during the Moscow theater hostage crisis.)

    53. Re:Can I get one by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      "Liberty" doesn't include watching a movie.

      And you are invited to pursue happiness by not going to movie theaters that have a "NO PHONE" rule. If you want to talk on your phone while watching a movie, open your own movie theater where loud conversations are encouraged by the management. If you think there's a market for it, go for it, more power to you. I'd be willing to spend a little extra to go to a "NO PHONE" theater, though.

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    54. Re:Can I get one by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      That's not sad. What's sad is that you keep spending your money and time to go see a movie that you are apparently convinced will be ruined for you by cellphones. Sounds to me like you are just looking for things to bitch about. If it really bothered you that much, you would just stay home and not waste your money.

    55. Re:Can I get one by billdar · · Score: 1

      And the movie theater can tell you that you can't bring those but they can't really enforce it. If I choose to wear a baggy jacket and bring in juiceboxes, what are they going to do? Search me? That'd go over well.

      Ok, then not candy... how about a video recorder? Most cell phones have video recorders integrated in them. IIRC, they do check for those both at the door and with infrared viewers.

      Banning the few assholes would seem to be much more effective, much safer for all concerned and much less likely to piss off people.

      Gotta admit, you might be on to something here :)

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    56. Re:Can I get one by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Private use is fine with me as long as the property owner, installer and manufacturer all sign off on having unlimited personal liability for any injury or harm that could have been prevented if the jamming equipment wasn't present.

      Harm that could have been prevented? How do you define that. "If he didn't jam my cell phone, I'd have called in the winning lottery tickets to my brother. I want $5,000,000 in damages." Yeah, some nebulous "could have been prevented" as opposed to the standard everywhere else, being damaged actually caused. But you don't want that, because you know that cell phones have little actual value, and having someone be responsible for the actual damage means they can jam cell phones all day long for years and never have anyone win a case against them.

    57. Re:Can I get one by sunwukong · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alright I know which one is Moe, but which one is Larry, which one is Curly and I hope to God that Shemp isn't around here somewhere ...

    58. Re:Can I get one by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Doctors survived before cell phones. They can survive 3 hours without one or not go to the movies when they are working. That's what they should be doing anyway. I don't care if you are a doctor, you shouldn't have a cell phone on in a theater. It's disruptive to check to see who's calling/paging. It's disruptive if it is an emergency and they do leave. I don't go to the movies to have "important" people run out in the middle of them, stepping on my toes and chatting on their phones on the way out. The 3 year olds in the midnight showings of rated R movies are bad enough.

    59. Re:Can I get one by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
      And unless they know I have it on me then how are they going to enforce it? Strip search?
      Sure. Remember, you have every right to not enter the private property of another person. If I come up to you and say, "I think you have a cell phone. I'm going to perform a cavity search and find it," you have every right to say, "Screw you! I'm leaving."

      Now would they strip search you before entering the theatre? Probably not. But if you start talking on your phone in the movie theatre, they can throw you out, ban you from re-entering, and not refund your money.
    60. Re:Can I get one by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I'll remember that as I'm sitting my seat with chest pains and can't even cry out.

      If you can't even cry out, how do you propose to make a call on your mobile phone?

    61. Re:Can I get one by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      I've seen nurses come out into the waiting room at the local hospital, looking to see who was on their phone (and the waiting area was covered with the signs). They could care less about people being rude, but it was playing merry havoc on their diagnostic machines in the next room. The rest of the hospital allowed phones, just not within 30 feet of that room.

    62. Re:Can I get one by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But I'll probably just stop going to movies until she's older.

      So if you had your kid 10 years ago, you'd never have gone to see a movie? I doubt that. I saw plenty of parents in movie theaters before cell phones existed. Well, maybe you really would just never leave the house without a cell phone. But I'm sure if you really tried, someone could help you with that mental illness.

    63. Re:Can I get one by jlarocco · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You don't have the right to interfere with my communications though. I rely on my cell phone as my only means of communication (no landline).

      I'm sorry, but if you're that important, maybe you should stay home and rent a movie. That way, when some incredibly important shit happens, you can just hit pause. And surely somebody as important as yourself can afford a gigantic home theatre system anyway, so why go out? Or do you just like to ruin other people's attempts to have a good time?

      What the fuck is so important that it can't wait two hours and makes you feel justified in ruining the night of a theatre full of people?

    64. Re:Can I get one by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your property rights end when they violate my rights if you are operating a business for the consumption of the general public.
      Well, there's lots of case law here which I'll skip. But you're arguing that you have some sort of "right" to use a cell phone. That strikes me as particularly bogus. You don't have a "right" to use a cell phone.

      Why do they need to ban cell phones? Ban the morons that abuse them and ruin it for everybody else.
      In an ideal world, I agree with you. The difficulty is that removing the annoying person using the cellphone can be as disruptive--or moreso--than the act of using a cellphone. Suppose the person refuses to leave? Which is going to be worse? Trying to watch a movie while some asshole talks on their cellphone or argues with the usher?

      If I ran a movie theatre and this technology were available, I would use it. However, I do believe that patrons should be notified before purchasing their tickets so they have an option to go to another theatre. It shouldn't be an unpleasant surprise--you get into the theatre and suddenly "NO SIGNAL" unexpectedly appears. At the very least, let the market decide. If there are more people who would rather be connected while sitting in a theatre than people who are annoyed by it, my profits will suffer and I'll turn the jammer off or I might only use it in certain theatres or certain times and not others.
    65. Re:Can I get one by Marful · · Score: 1

      Umm, hello McFly? A ban on use. Not on possession. Obviously a private company can't tell me what I can and can not have on my person.

      Well apparently they can. They don't allow me to bring in my own snacks and soda's...

    66. Re:Can I get one by zaxus · · Score: 1

      It's still illegal to interfere with any licensed part of the radio spectrum, per the FCC. So the first theater that attempts this is going to end up with a gigantic federal fine.

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    67. Re:Can I get one by nobodyman · · Score: 1
      Funny, you quoted my original post but apparently you didn't read it. I stated I'd probably wait until she was older, or perhaps me or my spouse would go to the movie alone while the other watches her. Or perhaps we'd try to line up an adult relative. Maybe I'd simply see more movies that I can take my kid to. I'm not quite sure. The point is that I'd at least go to the movies less, not more.

      But I'm sure if you really tried, someone could help you with that mental illness.


      I'm guessing you aren't a parent. If I'm not able to be reached, there's fewer situations where where I'll be comfortable leaving the house. That makes me insane?

    68. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really find it annoying when people open their cellphones with their LCDs glaring. It is a huge distraction. Especially for people who prefer sitting at the very top where every single open LCD phone becomes a distraction. Those who want to insist on doing this, sit at the very top for at least one time and feel the pain of people who sit there. And if you still don't care, you are a selfish bastard who don't give a crap about others. I don't mind people using phones briefly with vibrate on, LCD dimmed and close to the body so screen doesn't produce a glare. Like the theaters say, "Please be Kind and courteous. Silence your phones" ... "from noise and glare."

    69. Re:Can I get one by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Be a wiseass all you want but you don't have the right to disrupt my communications."

      says who?
      You're on theater property, of course they have the right to block you're communications.

      In case of energency they can deactivate the blocker.

      You seem to believe you are more important then everyone else in the theater, and you are not.

      They would get any liability because they would post a sign.

      Stupid and egotistical...well done.

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    70. Re:Can I get one by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1
      That must be why they don't have the signs anywhere except the exam rooms (where it's just me and the doctor), right? When I asked them about it they said it's because rude people answer calls while undergoing exams. I call bullshit on the whole EM thing. Especially when I see the nurses using Wi-Fi tablets and the Doctor on a cordless phone....


      Wifi and DECT cordless phones operate off the 2.4ghz band. Does your cell phone do that?
    71. Re:Can I get one by balthan · · Score: 1

      Still, I'd really like to know that my child is on her way to the hospital, rather than find out potentially two hours after-the-fact.

      Why? What can you do? Be the obnoxious parent that gets in the way of the health care providers?

    72. Re:Can I get one by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      I have a cell phone because I've decided that I want to be in contact most of the time.

      Maybe other people decide they don't want to be annoyed by narcissistic, self-important morons yammering on their cellphones when they attend a film, attempt to do research in a library, or listen to a lecturer in a classroom. Guess those people are out of luck, eh? You seem to think that your "rights" trump everyone else's rights.

    73. Re:Can I get one by balthan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Text?

      <3 hurts. send ur doc.

    74. Re:Can I get one by jlarocco · · Score: 1, Insightful
      So if I have a babysitter watching my kids while I'm out with my spouse I need to carry a pager so she can call me in an emergancy?

      Give me a break. If you're that terrified for your children, stay home.

    75. Re:Can I get one by Ansoni-San · · Score: 1

      Wow, you have such a flawed logic. Yes, they can stop you from entering as is their right. But they don't have the right to interfere with your property. What you're suggesting is like saying just because I'm on your property you can forcefully make me remove my coat...you can't. You can ask me to leave if I refuse to remove it when you ask, but that's it.

      Fortunately I think this one is something no self-respecting judge would go along with. Although I do think it would be OK the police to have them...as long as every time they use one they have to fill out tons of paperwork including long-ass reports.

    76. Re:Can I get one by chaoticgeek · · Score: 1

      I do, I get that phone call telling me my mother died and I miss it because some dumb ass has a cellphone jammer on while walking through the mall. I've got a huge problem with it.

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    77. Re:Can I get one by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Can I get one and use it in my apartment?

      Please?

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    78. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here y'go: http://gbppr.dyndns.org/PROJ/mil/celljam/pcs_jam.p ng.

      A sweet little circuit that works pretty well - I've built a couple. Range depends upon how close you are to a tower, of course, but still pretty decent - and all the parts are available from Digikey.

      It even works pretty well car-to-car at stoplights; the next thing to try is hooking it to a decent antenna outside the car.

    79. Re:Can I get one by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Why not? Because of the law? That's mutable. Maybe you don't have the right to disturb my peace when I'm watching a film at the theatre."

      You're correct, you're not given that right. However, you do not have the right to not be annoyed by people. You do not, for example, have the right to cut the power to your apartment complex because your neighbor's playing his music too loud. What do you do? Worst case, you call the police. What do the police do? They come by and ask him to keep the noise down. What they wouldn't do is take his music away. It's a social problem, not a technological one.

      I know a lot of people here have been annoyed by cell phone users in theaters. Believe me, I share this annoyance. I don't, however, feel that jamming the signals is the way to approach it. The main problem I have with this is that lots of people have reasons to carry a phone with them (doctors, for example) and they would have to consider whether or not they really could go to a theater. Lots of you would probably say "So what? Less annoyance for me!", but that reasoning fails to include the number of people who ARE considerate and silence their phones. I can't speak for everybody, but every time I go see a movie and the "Please silence your phones" blurb hits the screen, I see a number of people actually reach into their pockets and check on their phones. It's not fair to them to just blank the signal.

      The other problem I have with this approach is that it merely treats a symptom, but doesn't solve the problem. The real issue isn't the cell phone it's people being inconsiderate. Crying babies are annoying. People rustling through their snacks are annoying. People holding a conversation are annoying. Is any of this being addressed with this solution? Nope. Heck, it doesn't even fully address the cell phone problem. Some phones emit a chirp when there's no signal. Oops. So what does one do? Lots of people out there realize how annoying they're being and take steps to avoid it. They silence their phones, carefully handle their snacks, and decide to hire a babysitter for the kid. These people behave better because it is socially unacceptable to do otherwise. I remember one time during the trailers somebody was messing around with a laser pointer. Somebody in the audience stood up and said "If that dot appears during the movie, I'm going to break your f'n arm." The audience roared with applause. No more laser, and not a peep out of that dude. This is what I mean by it being a social problem. The whole audience there learned a lesson about not being annoying in a theater. That went a lot farther than simply making the screen laser-proof.

      If we start phsyically making it impossible for people to be annoying, then you'll teach people it's okay to do something simply because you're not being prevented from doing it. "My PSP works in here, so it must be okay."

      I agree that phones are annoying, but I think we can do a little better than just rendering them inoperable.

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    80. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what did people do when they were having heart attacks in movie theaters before cell phones existed? 20 years ago, cell phones were very big and expensive and most people did not own one. We did just fine then and I think you can do without your freaking phone for 2 hours to watch a movie. If not, then you shouldn't watch the movie to begin with.

    81. Re:Can I get one by KnightMB · · Score: 1

      I have one and do exactly that. It has about 500 feet radius range and works wonders during the movie. No phone calls. If anyone has to make a phone call, they see that they have no signal and just leave the theater for the rest of us to enjoy the movie. Illegal to use, yes. Illegal to buy, no.

    82. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the theater? In the theater! Pffffft! Did you mean mobile in the car so the idiot behind me can see my brake lights on instead of blathering on the phone and slamming into me? Damn I could really use a mobile phone blocker. One in the car could do more for my personal safety than seat belts, air bags, integrated traction control, integrated stability control, signal/brake lights and abs brakes all combined. It would even be more effective than an integrated breathalyzer/ignition disrupter for drunks that want to drive. Get the rat bastard on the phone off the road. If you can't get him to hang up, cut him off. I mean no disrespect by mentioning the male gender only, this will get the babbling, giggling girls off the damn phone when they should be driving too! Getting people to shut up in restaurants and theaters is just gravy, but small potatoes.

    83. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your logic, I have the right to crank up some Iron Maiden at full blast on my $5000 stereo system at 1am since "I paid big bucks for it". Just because YOU paid big bucks for it doesn't give you the right to annoy me with it.

    84. Re:Can I get one by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I'd rather be judged by twelve than listen to your idiotic conversation during a movie that I paid the price of a steak dinner to see.

    85. Re:Can I get one by DavidTC · · Score: 0, Troll

      You know what I want?

      I want some fucking evidence that these people that need cell phones in movie theaters, these people that 'need' to be in contact at all times, are in contact at all times. I'm not even talking about the people who talk on them, I'm talking about the oh-so-righteous assholes on this site who have their phone vibrate, pull it out, look at it, and hurry out of the movie. Yes, that is also fucking distracting, although admittedly not as much as answering it in the theater.

      Anyway, I want some evidence that these people are able to be contacted via the outside world at all times. They don't take planes, they don't drive through dead zones, they aren't ever in surgery, they take their cell phone into the crapper and shower, they never have their cell batteries die on them. I want some evidence that they literally can be reached, at the same number, at any point in time.

      Because I suspect they can't. I suspect that they do, in fact, have times they cannot be reached, they just aren't considerate enough to make the movie theater one of them.

      People that can always be reached probably number in the low hundred thousand in the entire world, which means the odds of them being in a movie theater with me are fairly low. And they aren't reachable via cell phones...they're reachable via their personal staff.

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    86. Re:Can I get one by Ucklak · · Score: 0

      Are you really that deft and believe that movie theatres have only been in existence since 10 years ago?
      What do you think people did for communication when Jaws came out?

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    87. Re:Can I get one by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      The 911 call is just the easiest example to make. What about the babysitter at home with the kids? What if your wife has an accident? Blah, blah, blah. There's no reason to give up a tool of modern convenience just because of a few assholes. Ask them to leave!

      It's the worst example to make.

      Back 15 years ago before everyone had a cellphone, parents left a number with the babysitter and an itinerary. It's still the same today except the phone number has been replaced with the cell number.

      If your teenage kid dies because he was out drinking and driving, are the police going to call your cell phone?
      No, they do what they have done in the past, show up at your door step.

      The cell phone is a wonderful communication device but there are times when it needs to be turned off.

      I told my brother in law to remove that god awful bluetooth ear piece when he is in my house. He has taken it further by turning off his cell phone when he comes over.

      Another annoyance is call waiting. You put me on hold with "oh wait, I have another call", I hang up on your ass. And no, I do not have call waiting service on my phone.

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    88. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Be a wiseass all you want but you don't have the right to disrupt my communications.

      Definte "disrupt". I don't have the right to a broadcast a signal that would jam your phone, because the FCC licenses broadcasting. I could build my theater as a giant Faraday cage though. Expensive, but technically trivial and indisputably legal.

    89. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

    90. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you can't even cry out, or make the guy sat next to you notice somethings wrong, how are you going to use the phone? i think you're already dead at that point, phone or not.

    91. Re:Can I get one by nobodyman · · Score: 1

      Better to block cell phones period and prevent any problem of that sort.

      So, it's better to inconvenience the 99% of cell phone users that aren't dicks? Aren't you just trading one inconvenience for another?

    92. Re:Can I get one by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      Is your mom going to be any more or less dead in 5 minutes when you get the voice mail message saying that she died? Life happens, carry an umbrella.

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    93. Re:Can I get one by PhB95 · · Score: 1

      Here (France) GSM jammers have been allowed in theaters, but it's not a simple jammer. It has to allow outgoing calls to 112 (european equivalent to 911) and incoming calls for selected individuals (doctors, emergency personnal) based on specific subscriber cards. It is absolutely forbidden to jam anywhere outside of the theater premises (read "Definitively NO overlap to neighboring sidewalks").
      Despite these precise rules (or perhaps because of them), these jammers are AFAIK pretty rare. Perhaps most owners are afraid to get sued their pants off should something go really wrong ?

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    94. Re:Can I get one by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      It's already illegal to blast your stereo at 1am. It's not illegal to have your cell-phone on vibrate.... So if I'm a doctor, and I'm on call... Are you basically saying I can never go watch a movie at the theaters again, since they'll have jammers? Nice.

      There are also some medical devices that use wireless technology to relay information between an implant and an external device. These people probably won't be able to go to the theater either...

    95. Re:Can I get one by Otto · · Score: 1

      Do you know how much disruption rule enforcement would cause? In the short term, quite a bit.
      In the long term, a lot less than not enforcing the rules causes.

      If somebody is breaking the rules then it is NOT acceptable to take those rules into your own hands and forcibly prevent it. Jamming signals does exactly that. If you're jamming signals, then you're basically giving a big "fuck you" to everybody else who DOES play by the rules.

      People who put their phones on vibrate and walk out if there's a call they have to take are playing by the rules. They are actively trying not to inconvenience you. The problem is that a jammer is not selective, it fucks over everybody. You don't have the right to do that.

      Not to mention all the other problems caused by somebody carrying a device that spews random radio signals on specific frequencies to intentionally disrupt communications. Radio devices designed to create interference are illegal for a damn good reason.
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    96. Re:Can I get one by Otto · · Score: 1

      You do realize that if a cell phone causes interference on a device, then some asshole using a jammer would cause a lot more interference on that same device, right?

      Modern cell phones are designed to be able to cut through normal interference. A jammer works by generating so much short range radio noise that the cell phone can't cut through it.

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    97. Re:Can I get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be wonderful to be a self-absorbed dick, requiring everybody around you to conform to your own standards of behavior.

      You must be a big hit at parties, running around telling people to turn off those "god-awful" cell phones and "bluetooth earpieces melt your brain!" and such.

      Why don't you go back to the 1950's, where you belong?

    98. Re:Can I get one by rich_r · · Score: 1
      I see it like drunk driving. A lot of people can do it just fine, but a few assholes ruined it for everyone. Now nobody can drive drunk without risking penalty, even if they never hurt anyone.

      Is that sarcasm? I really hope it is!

    99. Re:Can I get one by animaal · · Score: 1

      Or you can alert management to the cell phone offender that's bothering you so much.

      By then, the self-important asshat has already bothered the rest of the audience.

      If you really need to be tied to your phone 24/7, then you already avoid
      the wilderness, underground carparks, hospital surgeries, airplanes, the subway (not sure about that one?) and probably a host of other locations. Surely it would be mannerly to add theaters and cinemas to that list, to avoid annoying large groups of people?

    100. Re:Can I get one by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      Only is they try active jamming. If they turn the theatre into a massive Faraday cage, they've done nothing wrong.

    101. Re:Can I get one by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      Could you not just get the babysitter to phone the Cinema directly? They would then be able to send an usher in to get you. It's not difficult.

    102. Re:Can I get one by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      I don't see how the '99% who aren't dicks' are being inconvenienced; If they're not dicks they'll turn off their phones anyway, so they aren't affected. Pretty much by definition it's only the dicks who will get inconvenienced.

    103. Re:Can I get one by Kefaa · · Score: 1

      While I am sure someone will call this a flame...

      You are in _their_ movie theater and you bought a ticket - thus agreeing to any conditions they wish to place on it. If they say you cannot come in with clothes on - they can prevent you from doing so. You do not have to buy a ticket, and you have no "right" to movies, coffee, etc. If they block the signal while you are on the street you may have a claim but to claim it "may" prevent you from calling 911 while in their building, under a contract (the ticket) is a lost argument.

      What you really mean is you want to do whatever you wish regardless of the impact on others on your conditions. How ego-centric of you. If you want to sit behind me and call your buddy to tell him you will meet him in 90 minutes. "How's the movie - well, we are about to get to the part where we find out Darth Vader is Luke's father" I believe other movie goers should have the _right_ to beat you with your cell phone until you and it are silent.

      Jammers are a much better option than movie theaters needing to police the audience or the audience having to go and complain - or confront the donkey who uses the phone in the first place.

    104. Re:Can I get one by SQFreak · · Score: 1

      But in that case, what company B does is detrimental to company A's business where companies A and B are not directly competing. Something about that seems wrong to me.

    105. Re:Can I get one by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Why don't you be considerate instead of a self-absorbed inconsiderate jackass?

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    106. Re:Can I get one by nobodyman · · Score: 1
      If they're not dicks they'll turn off their phones anyway.


      No, the 99% simply turn their phone to vibrate, and quietly leave the theater if a call comes in that they should take.

      Also, these jammers aren't precise enough to limit their range to *only* the darkened theater. What if you are in the lobby? No cell phone there either.
    107. Re:Can I get one by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      We were not discussing using cell phone jammers in a medical office in this subthread. Your response is a tangent or reference back to the general topic.

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    108. Re:Can I get one by johanw · · Score: 1

      I will get my ass somewhere else. I'll download the movie with eDonkey and see it at home, if that's what the theater owners want... :-)

    109. Re:Can I get one by nexcomlink · · Score: 1

      Last time I when't to the movie theater there are pay phones and 911 is free last time I checked, so your no signal excuse is a mute point at best. The best way to do this is through a penalty, after all theater's are not making that much money as they used too. Who ever uses there cellphone during a movie theater and is reported by one of the customers they shall be escorted out of the theater and will pay a nice fine of a dollar for each person in the movie theater. But to make them really listen just make it 5 dollars per person. That way they will think twice before bugging everyone else.

    110. Re:Can I get one by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      Do you own such a movie theater? Do you know of the existence of a single one? Are you just trolling?

      Theater owners love to do business with people that give them money. These people more often than not in recent years have a cell phone on their person. In order to entice the business owner to 1) ban cell phones or 2) enforce quiet within the theater (both effective solutions), explain how they would make money from this.

      If it results in customers being ejected, that will mean less revenue (from refund, loss of repeat business, whatever).

      Not doing either results in a few bitchy customers that still come in = the same money.

      If there's no increased revenue, there's no reason for them to lift a finger. Again, why would a real theater owner listen to either one of you?

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    111. Re:Can I get one by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      (I'm assuming you're in the USA). You should go back and examine your case law. Of course everyone has a "right" to use a cell phone, unless the government restricts this right.

      If someone causes a disturbance with a movie theater, that person is clearly in the wrong. Why should my rights be restricted because I'm less likely to make a scene?

      If you ran a movie theather and this technology were available and you used it, you would not only be infringing on my rights (causing a disturbance in the RF spectrum), but running afoul of the FCC and in general pissing off the wireless operators because of a potential loss in revenue.

      Many people are "on call" and are not allowed to drop out for two hours without being responsive. Let's see how happy you are after your house burns down because you were doing the happy dance while jamming the phones/pages of the volunteer firefighters who decided to go out and see a movie in your establishment.

      Cell phones are but one form of disturbance. There are many others that can be just as annoying, but aren't singled out because they do not have an electronic beep associated with them. When's the last time you've seen an usher ask someone to be quiet, cell phone or not? From my experience it just doesn't happen anymore, and this is one of the true reasons there's so much cacaphony. Why pay for ushers to patrol the theaters when they could be selling $10 popcorn in the lobby instead?

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    112. Re:Can I get one by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Banning the few assholes would seem to be much more effective, much safer for all concerned and much less likely to piss off people.

      Really ? I'd propably be a lot more annoyed at having to have surgery performed on my posterior before entering and after leaving the movie theater rather than simply not take my cell phone with me, but maybe that's just me. And I have to admit that it would propably improve the air quality in the theater quite a bit.

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    113. Re:Can I get one by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I'll remember that as I'm sitting my seat with chest pains and can't even cry out.

      What good would a cell phone do to you, then ? If you can't speak or otherwise get the attention of people sitting right next to you, how the heck are you going to call 911 and make them understand you're having a heart attack ?

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    114. Re:Can I get one by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's sarcasm all right. Made even funnier by the fact that cellphone-impaired drivers are more dangerous than alcohol-impaired drivers!

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    115. Re:Can I get one by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you can understand the difference between "Not installing expensive equipment that might help somebody make a cellphone call" and "Installing expensive equipment to specifically prevent someone from making a cellphone call, including a 911 call".

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    116. Re:Can I get one by jo42 · · Score: 1

      And why don't you shove yer cell phone up yer arse - sideways?

    117. Re:Can I get one by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Or you can alert management to the cell phone offender that's bothering you so much.

      Great. So we get this nice loud scene in the movie theater, probably several times a showing. And of course, this will happen EACH and EVERY showtime, because you are seriously underestimating the amount of dicks with cell phones in theaters now. It is at the point where the only way to have movie screenings without multiple disruptions to prevent the disruptions from occuring in the first place.

    118. Re:Can I get one by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      Oh and I pity the movie theater that installs a jammer and then has a patron have a heart attack in the middle of the movie and die. "We tried to call 911 but we had no signal". I know a few dozen ambulance chasers that would love such a case.

      Look, I pay GOOD money to go out and see a movie. If you're going to do something as rude and annoying as *die in the theatre*, then DO IT OUTSIDE and don't make a commotion, okay??

      Sheesh. Some people....

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  3. I'm failing to see the point of this by Hubbell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What would be the possible point of giving them cellular jamming equipment? It would serve almost no useful purpose at all. Do people seriously believe there will be a time where it will be useful? That terrorists will launch some form of attack that isn't a 1 2 hit, like a ground assault or something? People need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that this kind of thing is ridiculous and retarded.

    1. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed -- and I love using terrorism as an argument to try and sell something. The minute he played that card I stopped paying attention.

      Oh and the likely explaination for law enforcement needing them during a terrorist attack is to prevent the terrorists from using cell phones to trigger bombs. Of course in his haste to sell his product he's overlooking the fact that the Government can simply order the cell phone companies in an area to shut their networks down. They don't need jammers!

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    2. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're not looking at it from the right point of view. It's not to stop a terrorist attack from occuring- it's to stop people from talking about the terrorist attack that's just occured. It's one of the best ways to enforce a telecommunications blackout cordon around an area, and that's why DHS wants it.

      Not to prevent a terrorist attack, if ever one happened, but to prevent you from being able to learn anything about it that hasn't been carefully vetted by DHS first.

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    3. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hostage situation, or other type of standoff. Use it to disconnect the otherside from the outside world.

    4. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by ISurfTooMuch · · Score: 0

      One possible use would be in crowd control at large protests. If you wanted to disrupt the communications network of a group of protesters, the best way to do it is to jam their cell phones. In several nations (The Philippines comes to mind), large anti-government protests have been organized using cell phones. Take out that technology, and you can make these things much harder to coordinate. In this particular case, what's happening is that you have a company that wants to sell its products to local law enforcement, so they're suing so they can do that. It's all about money, folks. Even if you'd like to be able to shut up those idiots in movie theaters, do you really want every local PD to be able to jam cell phones whenever they please? Such power would be easy to abuse. "We had to jam the cell phone network around the meeting of global corporate and political leaders to protect against the threat of a terrorist attack. We realize that this may have hampered the ability of protesters to organize, but we think that safety is more important than the rights of a few extremist anti-globalization fanatics."

    5. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "We had to jam the cell phone network around the meeting of global corporate and political leaders to protect against the threat of a terrorist attack. We realize that this may have hampered the ability of protesters to organize, but we think that safety is more important than the rights of a few extremist anti-globalization fanatics."

      Forget the protesters. What if I live near that meeting and rely on a cell phone for my communications? It can be disrupted in the name of "safety"? That's bullshit.

      Do local cops currently have the ability to jam landline phones? Didn't think so. If they haven't needed that for a few decades then why do they need it now with cell phones?

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    6. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Terrorism" doesn't just correspond to extreme religious militants and catastrophic attacks. Consider a traditional hostage situation. Standard procedure involves (among other things) cutting off land lines to whatever building that they're holed up in, so that they can't coordinate some kind of organized jailbreak attempt. Saying that cell phone jamming isn't necessary is like saying that there's no need to ever cut off communications, in any situation, ever.

      Minor forms of "terrorism" are exactly what local and state authorities are supposed to be dealing with. It's just another tool to help them do their thing in the face to evolving technology. The crimes haven't really changed, just the label that the political party de jour wants to put on everything.

      You need to get your head out of your ass if you really think dirty bombs and hijacked planes are the only thing law enforcement needs to prepare for.

    7. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by rainman_bc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Do local cops currently have the ability to jam landline phones?

      You can't bring your landline phone to a movie theater or a restaurant. If you want to be a rude prick, that's fine, I just don't want you around me.

      I say let the market decide. Have restaurants and movie theaters that have a cell phone jamming device and see who spends more money - the people who want a night out to enjoy themselves or the ass hats who think that because they are a paying customer they have a right to disrupt people's enjoyment of what they paid for - their food or their seat at the movie.

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    8. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. Doesn't this happen all the time, there's an attack, and then the 'terrorists' wait until the responders have arrived, and launch the second attack in the hope of injuring even more people?

    9. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by gregmac · · Score: 1

      You could have law enforcement jam cell phones ONCE. After that, people would simply get FRS/GMRS radios, or CB, or something using the same frequency as police radios, or smoke signals or flares... Protests have been around since before we had cell phones, and they certainly aren't going to be stopped by disabling the ability to broadcast at a certain frequency.

      It's the same thing with the scary terrorists. If you block cell phone signals in an attempt to prevent them from remotely setting off a bomb, they'll use one of the other bazillion possible ways to set off a bomb (including a suicide bomber standing next to it).

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    10. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Realistically, there are a couple of problems with this.

      (1) a terrorist attack will jam up cellular lines anyway. Did you try placing a call on 9/11? It was damn near impossible.

      (2) Cell phones are not the only form of communication, we also have regular phones, and the Internet, and (when all else fails) ham radio operators.

      (3) The Media, while arguably under a bit of control by the government (or in the case of Fox News complete), still chomps at the bit whenever they smell coverup or any disaster which has been made worse or not immediately fixed by the government. Remember how many reports of murders, rape, and other horrific crimes were repeated during Katrina? Remember how many of them turned out to be true?

      All told, I have no doubt the DHS would love to exercise complete and total information control when it comes to this sort of thing, but I doubt they are thinking that just jamming cell phones is the way to go. Their line of thinking is probably more along the lines of disrupting communication when moving in on a suspected terrorists to prevent him/her from tipping others off of a cell compromise or something like that. Or if we want to play 'security theater' it is probably to keep cell phone triggered bombs from going off.

      Finkployd

    11. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow, just because you own a use a cell phone, that does not make you an "ass hat." What about people who courteously leave their cell phone on VIBRATE, so that they can quickly and quietly check texts and monitor missed calls? And if the call is importantly enough, they courteously LEAVE the venue to do tend to their business? Believe it or not, most cell phone users aren't talking loudly into their handset in the middle of movies and at restaurants. You just remember them becaue they're so annoying. Get your head out of your ass.

    12. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I say let the market decide. Have restaurants and movie theaters that have a cell phone jamming device and see who spends more money - the people who want a night out to enjoy themselves or the ass hats who think that because they are a paying customer they have a right to disrupt people's enjoyment of what they paid for - their food or their seat at the movie.

      Whoa, I'm right there with you regarding movie theaters, but what's the big deal about cell phones in restaurants? I mean as long as people are speaking in a normal tone of voice it's not exactly a big deal when presumably a lot of other conversations are going on.

    13. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by krotkruton · · Score: 1

      People need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that this kind of thing is ridiculous and retarded.

      I agree. We should leave that kind of thinking to the people who are best at it, the DHS.

    14. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you call in the FBI for hostage situations. And the summary alone mentions that the FBI has jammers.

    15. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Or even likelier explanation is to prevent bystanders from sending off snapshots/videos of the next Rodney King. Or that lady they shot up in Atlanta. Or the black bridegroom shot 22 times last weekend.

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    16. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      You are very interesting indeed.

      You proposed that everyone who has a cellphone that needs access in a theatre or restaurant is just being rude. This is silly. Please allow me to provide you with some examples.

      Doctors -- Who are on call. They now use pagers and cell phones to be beeped so they can hightail it to the hospital to save LIVES.
      Police or Firemen -- Need to be alerted about a new situation that requires their presence. This includes investigators or detectives, or ancillary staff.
      Small Business Owners -- Who at 8pm find out someone just robbed their store, or that an employee didnt show up, or that there is a big leak in the roof during the rain storm.
      People Who Own Alarms -- Who ask that alarm companies notify them when an alarm goes off.

      Jamming phones causes SEVERE problems to these people, and potentially without them having any idea it is happening. People will be hurt, both physically and financially, by widescale phone jamming.

      So, while a lot of people ARE pricks, you should just learn to grow up and ask them to be polite, or explain it to management. But dont punish those sectors of society that RELY on that technology -- you might be relying on them someday to help you.

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    17. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      > get their heads out of their asses

      Please don't belittle those suffering from CRIS - Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome

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    18. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be the possible point of giving them cellular jamming equipment? It would serve almost no useful purpose at all.

      Yes it would. It would solve the problem of moronic drivers changing lanes without turning their fucking heads because they're holding a cell phone against their ear with their left hand by allowing the rest of us to drive around with our thumbs on the JAM button of our mobile jammers everytime we see one.

      As to those who whine about the terrible dangers of cell phone jammers preventing a 911 call during the crucial moments that little baby WootieWoo is choking on a paperclip in the back seat because mommy wasn't paying attention, I say get real. Jammers are good, idiot cell phone users are bad, and it's as simple as that.

    19. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by AusIV · · Score: 1
      We're not talking about cops jamming cellphones at a movie theater or restaurant because somebody's being a prick, we're talking about jamming cell phones in areas that are priority targets of terrorists. I'm not suggesting that's necessarily a good idea, I'm just saying that's what's being discussed.

      I don't believe the company at hand is trying to legalize them for personal or commercial use (though I may be wrong). And as one of the siblings to my post has already said, there are lots of people who keep their phones on silent and monitor missed calls and text messages, and if an important call comes in they excuse themselves and take it. I can certainly see not going to a certain restaurant (maybe even movie theater) because I know they use cell phone jammers. I have no intentions of being a prick, but sometimes it's necessary to be able to get in touch with people, and I don't want to have to walk half a block from the restaurant to be able to do it.

    20. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      You're not looking at it from the right point of view. It's not to stop a terrorist attack from occuring- it's to stop people from talking about the terrorist attack that's just occured.

      You're not looking at it from the right point of view. It has nothing to do with terrorists, it's to stop people from using their cellular telephones to report police brutality, or some other abrogation of their rights.

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    21. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      People on cell phones tend to yell, and tend to yell about stupid annoying things. I'd complain about a person yelling "What?!? I've got a poor signal! Yeah?! I'm in a restaurant!! Yeah! I'll call you in 5 minutes!" even if there was no cell phone.

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    22. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Have restaurants and movie theaters that have a cell phone jamming device and see who spends more money - the people who want a night out to enjoy themselves or the ass hats who think that because they are a paying customer they have a right to disrupt people's enjoyment of what they paid for - their food or their seat at the movie.

      What about those of us who sometimes get important phone calls, and want to go out and watch a movie? And will depart the theater to use our phone?

      While we're on the subject, why don't we ban babies from theaters? They're more annoying than any cellphone user. Sure, they're not annoying all the time, but neither are people with cellphones. And cellphones don't stink.

      Of the people that have annoyed me by talking in the theater, far more of them have just been dipshits who feel a need to converse with the person next to them than people with cellphones. Maybe you just have sand in your vagina over this particular issue?

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    23. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Hey, police brutality is a form of state-sponsored terrorism!

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    24. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Or even likelier explanation is to prevent bystanders from sending off snapshots/videos of the next Rodney King. Or that lady they shot up in Atlanta. Or the black bridegroom shot 22 times last weekend.

      You mean I have to walk a few blocks before I can upload my video? ;)

      Doesn't seem very effective at stoping that either if that's their goal :P

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    25. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by cultrhetor · · Score: 1

      Please elaborate as to what exactly constitutes a "minor form of terrorism." Unless an event is great enough to inspire terror, it doesn't constitute terrorism. I'll agree with part of what you're writing, but when you get to that point, I'm tempted to ask you to remove your head from your own ass.

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    26. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Hubbell · · Score: 0

      If you aren't a completely worthless excuse for a driver, and have your mirrors setup right, you shouldn't have to turn your head to begin with, and secondly, why would you even bring that up at all?

    27. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. Terrorism has evolved into a political catch-all type of word that incorporates any sort of loosely organized foul play vaguely involving politics or religion, or both. This also includes everything from catastrophic attacks such as 9/11, down to relatively smaller things such as kidnapping and hostage taking, down to mundane stuff such as bomb threats and toxin scares. I don't agree with the labeling, and it seems that neither do you, but that's the truth.

      "Minor" forms of terrorism is acknowledging old crimes under a new catch phrase.

    28. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by real+gumby · · Score: 1
      Maybe the homeland security act argument is bogus, but given that he seems to think that the it's a vital defense device, perhaps he should try using the second amendment to the US constitution. That would trump the FCC act, if he could make it stick.

      In any case homeland security is being used as a justification for trying to keep useful stuff out of peoples' hands, so his argument is self-defeating.

      People need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that this kind of thing is ridiculous and retarded.
      Err, why change now?
    29. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been numerous instances, particularily in Israel, in which civilian targets are struck and another bomb is set off when first responders arrive.

      Sure, the first responders can call their supervisor, who calls his supervisor, who calls Verizon and gets put on hold, who eventually speaks to a peon, who talks......

      And the first responders can go home while the coroner finishes up.

      Or, they could just have a cell phone jammer in the ambulance and get busy treating survivors.

    30. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by winomonkey · · Score: 1

      Let me see, what is the point? Ah yes, corporate interest in selling a product / service to government in the name of Security, amen. CellularAntenna has a good chance to make a significant amount of money if their devices are not only made to be legal, but also a critical part of law enforcement (useful != critical ... I am not sure how letting the police jam my phone signal will make me any safer when under attack by terrorists. How will I be able to let police know that the terrorist in my building is about to exit via the sewer system after he cut the land lines and planted his bomb, unless I have my cell phone? Haven't these people seen the movies?)

      I guess police like new toys, too?

    31. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      Don't stop at just theaters. Ban them from all public places. After all, if you can afford to buy dinner or a movie ticket or that thing you're shopping for, but can't afford a babysitter, then you don't deserve to be enjoying yourself.

    32. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Columcille · · Score: 1

      Why yes, of course! How was I so blind. Law enforcement wants this because they are racist and want to persecute black people.

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    33. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Columcille · · Score: 1

      the fact that the Government can simply order the cell phone companies in an area to shut their networks down.

      I tend to agree with the original post that I don't know why exactly the jammers would be useful, but your argument does have one problem. If they did have a real need to turn off the networks in an emergency it would be much faster to hit a switch than to get in touch with all the networks and have them shut down that area.

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    34. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, there ARE white people in jail: 1/3 white people, 1/3 black people, 1/3 hispanic people (the breakdown includes the guards).

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    35. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      I detect sarcasm in your voice. Didn't you see CNN telecast #159172 in which was clearly outlined the amount of righteous indignation you are required to express over this outrage. You are obviously in league with the racist law enforcement agents plaguing our nation. Please report to room 203 for reconditioning.

    36. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by xantho · · Score: 1

      Well, the situation gets really interesting when the cop sees you take a picture of him and uses unlawful force to confiscate your equipment and break it, or to go into your phone and delete the picture before you can send it. Don't believe it could happen? I've got personal experience on that one.

    37. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by benicillin · · Score: 1

      shut the network down? isnt that a little bit too broad sweeping of a move? jammers would be for jamming cell phones in a specific location. shutting a whole network down to stop one person from using their phone is like nuking an entire country just to kill one person... how does this make sense?

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    38. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      not to mention that the bombs could easilly be set up to go off when the cell connection goes down, or when the device detects a strong jamming signal

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    39. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1
      nuking an entire country just to kill one person... how does this make sense?


      Sometimes you need to kill one person, but you can't accurately pinpoint his location within the country.
    40. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We had to jam the cell phone network around the meeting of global corporate and political leaders to protect against the threat of a terrorist attack. We realize that this may have hampered the ability of protesters to organize, but we think that safety is more important than the rights of a few extremist anti-globalization fanatics."

      You know, I think 30 minutes without blackberries would cause the "global corporate and political leaders" to demand the jamming be turned off.

    41. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Lorkki · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, why constrain this only to public places - where's my constitutional right to apply a pair of pliers to the power line of the neighbour with the loud stereo set?

      I say, there's nothing like a nice technical solution to a social issue.

    42. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      No need for pliers. Around here, the police are only too happy to respond to "Disturbing the Peace" calls. Especially if there is a murder, robbery, or blatant act of vandalism in progress that they have to ignore to come yell at some dude throwing a loud party instead.

    43. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on!!! You haven't read Rainbow Six???

    44. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by sholden · · Score: 1

      What do those poor people do when they have to catch plane? drive through a tunnel? ride an elevator?

    45. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      What would be the possible point of giving them cellular jamming equipment? It would serve almost no useful purpose at all. Do people seriously believe there will be a time where it will be useful?

      Why yes! I an give you several times it will be useful.

      movie theatre, I turn mine on and jam all the assholes.
      Resturant, turn it on and have peace at dinner.
      Highway, get that asshole next to you off the damn phone and pay attention to traffic.

      Want more uses?

      Bank, turn it on and nobody on the floor can call 911 on you.
      Rich people's houses, turn it on and jam the cellular backup alarm call after you cut the phone wires.
      Kidnapping, keeps the damn tracker watches from reporting where you are taking the target.
      Police, Keep the cops from calling in or communicating as most police radios operate near cellular bands.
      Keeps the victim from calling the cops while they are boarded up in the bathroom so you can get an axe to chop through the door and dismember them.

      There are TONS of uses for such a device... Personally I want one for the first three I listed... top list not the bottom list.

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    46. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      Police and local governments are asking for this, not private citizens and no private citizen should have this type of thing, specifically for the reasons you mentioned, and that means ALL the reasons you mentioned.

  4. Constitutional Issue by cait56 · · Score: 1

    To the best of my knowledge there is no constitutional requirement that Congress behave rationally.

    Therefore it is totally constitutional for one law to explicitly forbid the best method of achieving an objective cited in a later law. They need to talk to Congress, not the courts.

  5. Please let them win .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A nextel cell phone jammer would be a god send. Finally, peace and quiet restored at last.

    *BEEP* *BEEP**BEEP**BEEP* *BEEP**BEEP* *BEEP**BEEP* *BEEP**BEEP* *BEEP*

  6. Why jam? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This seems like a brute-force approach, especially because cell signals are approximately line-of-sight, so the jammers would have to be emplaced pretty carefully to kill all coverage in an area.

    They would affect all cell users including emergency responders adversely. Couldn't a capability be built into the network instead to reject all calls except those from phones with certain ID numbers? It should only be used if there's a suspicion that someone's about to trigger a bomb by phone or some similar type of situation, of course.

    -b.

    1. Re:Why jam? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 0

      That would be the only effective method, yes- get a court order and require the telecoms to force shutdown their switches. They could even run firewall-esque rules against the calls, and do things like still allowing 911 calls through the cordon.

      The problem with that is twofold; 1) DHS would need to get their hands on a court order, something they're apparently loathe to do, and 2), cell phone jammers wouldn't actually solve the problem anyway- cutting through jamming is not a difficult technical challenge, unlike attempting to hack through a telecom firewall that's preventing calls from being connected.

      BTW, hasn't anyone heard of timer-triggered bombs? What's up with cellular-triggered bombs? That just seems like a horribly pointless overcomplication...

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      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    2. Re:Why jam? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      That would be the only effective method, yes- get a court order and require the telecoms to force shutdown their switches.

      I think the telecoms might cooperate without a court order in the case of a bona-fide emergency. If the software is written correctly, they might even allow calls to 911 and the police to go through, just not calls to non-emergency phones.

      What's up with cellular-triggered bombs?

      Assassination weapon. Just as the limo in the Grand Poohbah of Ruritania's convoy passes the red Taurus, the red Taurus explodes due to an observer in a fifth-story window of a nearby brownstone dialing a certain number. Easier than machine vision technology, wouldn't you say? Then again, such triggering may be more easily done with normal walkie-talkie type radios.

      -b.

    3. Re:Why jam? by arniebuteft · · Score: 1

      Not if you plant a roadside bomb, and want to trigger it the exact moment a particular Humvee drives past it. A timer wouldn't work very well. You could run wire from a blasting cap to a detonator, get a safe distance away, and wait to trigger it then, but the cellphone makes it all wireless. Not all of these jihadists are suicidal - they want to live to bomb our troops another day. I can see this sort of thing being pretty important to have in a warzone... not so much in the good old USA.

    4. Re:Why jam? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I think the telecoms might cooperate without a court order in the case of a bona-fide emergency.

      In London they did during the terrorist attacks.

      Of course if I was designing a cell phone to act as a bomb trigger I'd probably be smart enough to put a dead-mans switch in it. If it loses signal or loses the ability to make outgoing calls then boom! Have they considered this? If a terrorist is smart enough to use a cell phone as a triggering device then I don't think it's a huge leap of faith to give it the ability to sense when its cut off from home base and go off....

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    5. Re:Why jam? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      I think the telecoms might cooperate without a court order in the case of a bona-fide emergency. If the software is written correctly, they might even allow calls to 911 and the police to go through, just not calls to non-emergency phones.

      I don't know if they would. Maybe if it was more specific, ie "require operator vetting of all calls from a three block radius of X", but I think it's a big risk they run, legally. Even so, however, doing it in conjunction with the telecoms means a lot more granularity in the level of blocking they can invoke (and backtracing they can run).


      Assassination weapon. Just as the limo in the Grand Poohbah of Ruritania's convoy passes the red Taurus, the red Taurus explodes due to an observer in a fifth-story window of a nearby brownstone dialing a certain number. Easier than machine vision technology, wouldn't you say? Then again, such triggering may be more easily done with normal walkie-talkie type radios.

      Cellphones are expensive, leave a substantial paper trail, and are going to be the first thing blocked if anyone figured that's what you were up to. You want a cheap, unjammable, untraceable remote bomb detonator? photovoltaic cell and a laser pointer.

      --
      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    6. Re:Why jam? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cellphones are expensive, leave a substantial paper trail, and are going to be the first thing blocked if anyone figured that's what you were up to. You want a cheap, unjammable, untraceable remote bomb detonator? photovoltaic cell and a laser pointer.

      Hmm, never thought of that. That's pretty clever. It'd require a line of sight but you'd probably already need one to watch the target and figure out where to set it off.

      This is a perfect example of why this type of "arms race" is foolish. A moderately clever /. poster who isn't even thinking with the mindset of a terrorist figured a way around it in about ten minutes. All this does is cost us more of our rights in the name of protecting them.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    7. Re:Why jam? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Cellphones are expensive

      $100 is expensive?

      leave a substantial paper trail

      You can buy anonymous prepaid cell phones at 7/11 (a US chain of convenience stores).

      and are going to be the first thing blocked if anyone figured that's what you were up to.

      Assuming anyone realizes what you're up to before it's too late. The whole idea is not to get caught before you perpetrate your crimes. Underrating criminals is dangerous.

      -b.

    8. Re:Why jam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get a mobile phone, with no contract or anything similar, for around $30. You need to activate it, but that's generally a matter of finding a phone you can't be traced on, and following the prompts.

      I wouldn't describe them as "too expensive" by a long shot.

    9. Re:Why jam? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      $100 is expensive?

      Compared to a five dollar laser pointer and a fifty cent photovoltaic cell, yeah.


      You can buy anonymous prepaid cell phones at 7/11 (a US chain of convenience stores).

      It can be traced via cellular company records as due to location and behavior, and from that they can probably backtrack to where you got it... which might have video camera surveilance... yeah, it's a little annonymous, but not much.


      Assuming anyone realizes what you're up to before it's too late. The whole idea is not to get caught before you perpetrate your crimes. Underrating criminals is dangerous.

      Seeing as a jammer would be useless afterward, does it really matter? Either they don't block you before hand, in which case you were stupid for using a cellphone at all, but at least it worked, or they do, in which case your plan doesn't work anyway and they shoot you for attempting to detonate a bomb...
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      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    10. Re:Why jam? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      You can get a mobile phone, with no contract or anything similar, for around $30. You need to activate it, but that's generally a matter of finding a phone you can't be traced on, and following the prompts.

      I wouldn't describe them as "too expensive" by a long sho

      Why does no one understand context anymore? Too expensive compared to the alternatives. (Not to mention a hell of a lot less secure.)
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      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    11. Re:Why jam? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Compared to a five dollar laser pointer and a fifty cent photovoltaic cell, yeah.

      That system is more prone to interference and the laser pointer has to be aimed at exactly the right angle. Not to mention, if a crowd of people happens to stand next to the bombmobile, your Evil Master Plan(tm) is sunk.

      -b.

    12. Re:Why jam? by oddsends · · Score: 1

      Considering signal reliability I can just imagine (when in transit) the bomber accidentally blowing themselves up when they don't realize that they have lost their signal.

    13. Re:Why jam? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1
      That system is more prone to interference and the laser pointer has to be aimed at exactly the right angle. Not to mention, if a crowd of people happens to stand next to the bombmobile, your Evil Master Plan(tm) is sunk.

      Heh, trust me, it actually works better than you think. What happens is that the laser beam disperses over distance, so at about 150 meters from the target, the beam spread is approximately 15 centimeters or so. If you're using a simple IR laser pointer and an IR reciever (like a PDA or cell phone), the dispersed laser is still greatly effective. It's also totally invisible in the standard spectrum.

      Sure people standing in the way will be a problem, but it's a workable problem. I didn't say the solution was perfect, just that it was essentially unjammable, untraceable, and cheap.
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      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    14. Re:Why jam? by darthlurker · · Score: 1

      It should only be used if there's a suspicion that someone's about to trigger a bomb by phone or some similar type of situation, of course. That works until the terrorists change the triggering mechanism to be a call or loss of signal.

    15. Re:Why jam? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Considering signal reliability I can just imagine (when in transit) the bomber accidentally blowing themselves up when they don't realize that they have lost their signal.

      That's why you wouldn't arm it until you were at your destination :P

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    16. Re:Why jam? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty simple problem to solve, one of the most common signal processing jobs. If the break is shorter than whatever interval is acceptable, then you don't blow up. You wait for there to be no signal for a while, and then blow up.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    17. Re:Why jam? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Cellphones are expensive, leave a substantial paper trail,

      Uh no.

      Any asshole can walk into a 7-11 with $30 or $40 and buy a tracphone with 60 units (~60 minutes, depending on roaming or not.) You have to activate it from a land line, but that can be a payphone. They ask you your DOB and the zip code where you will use the phone most often. When I went through this for my girlfriend who was too lazy to set up her own phone, I entered the date of the Epoch and a neighboring zip code in the same county. I used our actual land line to do it, so the only thing I accomplished was not trying a DOB to our home phone number - they know from what number the phone was activated, since we do not block Caller ID, and it's an 800 number anyway.

      You get a cute little nokia phone that you can pop the case off of without tools. Yank out the vibrator motor and solder on some leads and BINGO! You've got a cellular bomb trigger, for about $30 (I think that was what she paid) and without any paper trail whatsoever, if you pay cash. The only way they can tie the sale back to you is to go to the retail outlet where it was purchased and review the surveillance tapes. If you buy the phone far enough in advance, I don't think you have much to worry about there, either, unless you buy it someplace like Wal-Mart - most of them probably have days and days of digital security camera footage stored.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    18. Re:Why jam? by oddsends · · Score: 1

      Don't know about you, but I have forgotten to turn my phone off at social events (I bet you have too). I can see the person (bomber) getting this right the first few times until they get too comfortable with it and forget.

    19. Re:Why jam? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Too expensive compared to the alternatives. (Not to mention a hell of a lot less secure.)

      If the phone has number-specific ringtones as nearly all do, then you can set only one number or only a group of numbers to the vibrate ringer and only certain numbers calling it can set it off. Also $30 is simply not expensive, period. You can get that kind of money in a day just by recycling littered cans and bottles pretty trivially. Even faster if you're willing to go through some people's trash cans for recyclables. Finally, your laser detonation device has numerous immense problems. Any light of the right frequency can set it off. Just getting a narrow frequency range involves spending more money on a filter. Your PV cell doesn't do the job alone; you need at minimum a transistor, a resistor or two, and a power supply, plus your laser pointer. This will cost you at minimum $10. Sure, the phone costs triple what the laser does, but it doesn't depend on line of sight and your ability to hit the target with the laser pointer which is not as easy as you seem to think when you're dealing with a moving target at range.

      Finally, the ultimate objection to your argument is that it doesn't cost them any money when a suicide bomber delivers the bomb by hand. If cost is such a serious problem that they can't afford $20 more for a cellphone than the $10 for the parts for your little project, then they're probably not going to detonate the bomb remotely anyway.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    20. Re:Why jam? by N7DR · · Score: 1
      Couldn't a capability be built into the network instead to reject all calls except those from phones with certain ID numbers?

      You mean something like: http://gets.ncs.gov/

      (This is PIN-based instead of hardware based, but one can reasonably argue that that's probably better.)

    21. Re:Why jam? by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 0

      In London they did during the terrorist attacks.

      In the UK there is an established emergency services protocol called "Access Overload Control". In "major incidents" the senior police officer on the scene can invoke ACCOLC, specifying the location of the incident, and the mobile phone companies will restrict calls to phones whose SIM cards have been programmed in advance with an authorisation code (ambulance, police, fire, etc, plus phone company techs). Everyone else gets a network busy signal.

      Most reports say that on the day of the bombings in London, the mobile phone networks were overloaded, but were not shut down by the security services. Some reports say ACCOLC was invoked only in one 1-km square area, although Vodaphone is cited as saying they invoked ACCOLC across all of London while other network operators said they hadn't done so but had simply been overloaded.

    22. Re:Why jam? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      ...I really fail to see why we are arguing the merits of bomb-detonation techniques. Ah, slashdot, the things you learn.

      I simply suggested that phones have a large number of disadvantages, the main one being their traceability, jammability, etc, etc. In turn, I suggested a way that solves those problems, while having it's own problems. I don't dispute that.

      Plus, where the hell is everyone getting these fucking cheap phones? Last time I was in New York, about 15 months ago, the cheapest prepaid phone I could get (that was actually legit, came with time, etc.) was 189.99.

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      "It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Peak Performance
    23. Re:Why jam? by pbaer · · Score: 1
      Cellphones are expensive, leave a substantial paper trail, and are going to be the first thing blocked if anyone figured that's what you were up to. You want a cheap, unjammable, untraceable remote bomb detonator? photovoltaic cell and a laser pointer.

      Why can't you jam a laser by jamming lightwaves? I mean pratically speaking it would probably be bad if people couldn't see accurately because lightwaves were being jammed, but is there any theoretical reason why a laser pointer can't be jammed?

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      There are 11 types of people, those who know unary and those who don't.
    24. Re:Why jam? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wal-Mart and 7-11 both sell a Nokia tracphone with 60 units for $39.99 or less. It's a pretty damned low-end phone with no frills, which is fine, since bombs don't need cameras :) But seriously, that's all these things cost these days.

      Let me just go look on the tracphone website.

      (time passes)

      Holy fucking shit. They're offering a 5180i with 60 units for $19.99.

      I haven't seen one that cheap in a store, but I think you get the idea.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    25. Re:Why jam? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Do you know of a way to jam these without being in the line of sight? And if you were in the line of sight then you could stop it with your tinfoil hat.... no jamming required.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
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    26. Re:Why jam? by snarkth · · Score: 1

      Well, if you had a rough idea of the line of sight, you could drop a few tons of aluminum chaff. Temporary reprieve, but you may be able to pick up reflections from the pointer and pinpoint it better that way.

        Actually the real weakness of such a detonator is weather. You're all set up, line of sight established, and when the time comes to detonate the bomb it's snowing or raining heavily, or it's foggy...

        snarkth

    27. Re:Why jam? by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      Do you think you could put a couple more illogical leaps in there? I don't think you've met quota yet.

    28. Re:Why jam? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Actually the real weakness of such a detonator is weather. You're all set up, line of sight established, and when the time comes to detonate the bomb it's snowing or raining heavily, or it's foggy...

      True enough but you can't deny that it was simple, cheap and pretty hard to detect.

      Cell phone jammers won't solve this problem. If I wanted to detonate a remote bomb I'd configure it so that if it loses contact with me for whatever reason (chaff, cell phone jammer, somebody removes the sensor from it, blah, blah, blah) that it goes off.

      If the people trying to kill you are halfway smart then you have at least as big of a chance of setting off their bombs by jamming cell phones as you do by doing nothing. Say what you will about terrorists but most of them aren't stupid.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    29. Re:Why jam? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Many places in parts of the world where the jammers are legal are used for places of worship, schools, casinos, and concert halls.

      For years students here in states could not bring cells to school because they could be used to contact drug dealers and are distracting in class. After columbine however this has changed and my guess is jammers are banned because of a situation like columbine highschool or perhaps a fire at a major casino or another place where a jammer could block legitimate 9-11 calls. At least thats what the New York Times mentioned when a similiar story was covered a few years ago.

        Still in Vegas many casinos illegal block cell phone usage because it affects the bottom line when people know what time it is and think about work rather than gambling.

    30. Re:Why jam? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I can see the person (bomber) getting this right the first few times until they get too comfortable with it and forget.

      I can't see any bomber ever getting "comfortable" around high explosives. You don't arm the device until the last practical moment, and that's not in the room you are making it. They wouldn't arm it then disable the cell phone, they'd just not arm it until they were on site. Don't make me take away your terrorist license.

    31. Re:Why jam? by snarkth · · Score: 1

      simple, cheap and pretty hard to detect.

        Oh, agreed. My point was KISS. If you really, really need the bomb to be detonated, find some young moron and convince him or her to sit on the bomb with a simple toggle switch and a watch. There's not shortage of them, apparently.

        More high-tech methods such as laser links would be more likely to be used by government or corporate sanctioned professional assassins - or other more well-organized movements. Gaining access to a target for long enough to set your explosives *and* run a hardlink to your laser receiver - plus the beforehand footwork in setting up the secure location to "transmit" the detonation sequence - requires much more resources/access/skill than setting your explosives and plugging in an AM radio detonator. If the terrorist just has the intent of blowing something up, the detonation method hardly matters that much compared to the harder problem of finding the bomb.

        You're right tho, cell phone jammers have no effectiveness in a terrorist situation, and are likely to cause many more problems than they solve. (Ditto on the drug raid thing, you'd just be offering an incentive for them to change tactics, and inconveniencing a whole lot of innocent people)

        But then our reaction to 9/11 has been a boon for people with fundamentally unworkable ideas and frightened ears; and for those who think technology can solve the most fundamental of Operational Intelligence problems, mouth-ear transfer ;-)

        I could argue your last point, but that's neither here nor there. It does seem that the average technical skill level is increasing, but that's hardly surprising.

        snarkth

  7. Unbelievable... by xENoLocO · · Score: 2

    "CellAntenna argues that the Communications Act and the FCC regulations that interpret the law are unconstitutional because they are in conflict with the Homeland Security Act of 2002, adopted by Congress in the wake of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks." I can see it now... "It's outunconstitutionalizes the homeland security act!" ... Isn't it hard enough to keep cellphone operations running? Now they have to deal with this too?
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  8. He has a valid point. by wfberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    He has a valid point - the law is hypocrital.

    The Feds should ALSO be banned from using cell phone jammers.

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    1. Re:He has a valid point. by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While CellAntenna has based much of its case around the use of its gear to prevent terrorism, Melamed acknowledged the gear could be very useful to law enforcement officials in other capacities.
      ...
      Where the technology would likely get the most use is during narcotics raids, when officers could use equipment to locally disable cell phones and walkie-talkies used by lookouts in neighborhoods where drug busts are common, he added.
      Fuck That.

      AFAIK, just about every "anti-terrorism" law has been used for everything but anti-terrorism by domestic police forces.

      If the police want those powers for non-terrorism related work, then they should make the argument for it, so there can be a debate on the matter.
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    2. Re:He has a valid point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is the case, do we take away machine guns from federal law enforcement?

  9. Movie Theaters by DoorFrame · · Score: 1

    Please just put them in movie theaters. That's what EVERYBODY wants. Change the law already.

    (I have some sympathy for those of you who must carry pagers to stay in contact with work. You're going to have to sacrifice movies... I'm sorry.)

    1. Re:Movie Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you die in fire, you whiny cunt? Stay home.

    2. Re:Movie Theaters by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      Theaters don't need jammers. All they need to do is cover the walls with a conductive material and turn them into giant Faraday cages which, by the way, as a passive way of blocking RF signals is perfectly legal to do.

    3. Re:Movie Theaters by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      If the cellphone operators are bothered by the risk of jammers being made legal, it shouldn't be too hard for them to use the E911 hardware they have now to automatically prevent cellphones from being used within movie theaters for anything but text messaging and 911. It just takes a little coordination.

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    4. Re:Movie Theaters by epedersen · · Score: 1

      I for one don't want it in the Theaters. I ALWAYS Put my phone on vibrate when I go to a movie, or if I am with my children I turn it off. However when I am not with my full family, I need to have a way to make it so my babysitter can get a hold of me incase of an emergency. With my son and his medical condition it could be a major problem if me or my wife could not get reached.

    5. Re:Movie Theaters by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      With my son and his medical condition it could be a major problem if me or my wife could not get reached.

      I have sympathy that your kid has a medical problem, really - That sucks and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But that doesn't make it our problem. If you always need to stay in touch, YOU need to sacrifice attending certain public events, rather than the other 100-300 people in attendence getting to enjoy the half dozen calls that inevitable occur during just about any performance.

      Back before cellphones and pagers, people used to give the 'sitter the number of the theater. In an emergency, the theater will come get you and give you a message... Yet, amazingly enough, before cell-phones, you only saw ushers interrupt movies perhaps one time out of a hundred, rather than the five to ten "emergency" calls you now get to overhear per movie.

    6. Re:Movie Theaters by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      I don't know anybody who wants them in movie theaters, contrary to your unfounded blanket statements. I have to agree with the AC who posted first to this parent: You know someone is going to 'ruin' your 'movie experience' by talking on their phone, or forgetting to turn it off, or having it ring for 15 minutes because they're being a dick. And yet you still pay $8 to sit in that seat and deal with it. So either it doesn't actually bother you and you're just whining about it to whine about it, or you're a complete tool who is wasting your money and time on a product you know will be unsatisfactory. Either way, those aren't compelling reasons to me for installing jammers. If it bothers you, stay home. Buy some popcorn and go to Blockbuster.

      Personally, I don't go to the cinema anymore, for this and other reasons. A friend of mine has a nice home theater setup and we'll all get together on Saturday nights and watch movies from Blockbuster or NetFlix, or play some games. Much cheaper and more fun than renting a seat for 1.5 hours+ and having it ruined by jackasses.

    7. Re:Movie Theaters by Afecks · · Score: 1

      Yes, please make as many laws as you possibly can to regulate our everyday lives. I think shoelaces also haven't been covered yet.

    8. Re:Movie Theaters by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

      OK -

      Let the Theaters build-in Faraday cages. It would cost a little something extra, but won't interfere with people outside the theaters wanting to make legitimate cell phone calls.

      The police, theaters, and anyone else will not be able to effectively precisely define the area to be jammed. Also, other communications could potentially be affected. Lots of people share spectrum, and jamming devices are not things that I would trust too loosely.

      -- Sam

    9. Re:Movie Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to hundreds of different cinemas (can you tell I love movies?) and I've never (okay, only extremely rarely) seen a movie theatre that isn't stranded in the middle of an oasis of parking. It would take a ridiculously poorly designed (I'm talking worse than slave labour Chinese rip off of a rip off design) jammer to extend past the parking lot. Considering the parking lot is still cinema property, too bad you can't talk on your phone and park.

      Although I agree, a faraday cage around the theatre makes more sense in new installations. Of course, the best option would be not a jammer, but signalling device that tells the phone to inform the phone company that it is in emergency call only mode. All calls to the phone should then ask the caller if the call is an emergency requiring 911. If the caller says yes or presses 911 the phone company three-ways the phone and 911. Only outgoing calls to 911 would be allowed from the phone.

      That way people with dying children, doctors with dying patients, and etc would not only get the emergency police escort they need out of the theatre to the emergency situation, but they would not miss true emergency calls. And 911 nuisance calls are generally illegal, people that call 911 and the customer because they need a sandwich delivered (yes, that's happened) get to spend some times explaining themselves to a judge.

      It's fair and reasonable, IMHO.

    10. Re:Movie Theaters by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't know anybody who wants them in movie theaters, contrary to your unfounded blanket statements.

      You now know one.

    11. Re:Movie Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's YOU who comes off as the whiney cunt who just can't keep his goddamned cell phone off in the theatres, thinking everything you do is more important than everyone else.

    12. Re:Movie Theaters by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Around here there are many movie theaters that are part of major shopping centers. A number of them are built right on top of shops and other things. It would be impossible to jam cellphones in the movie theaters without jamming them in a number of the shops and stuff too.

    13. Re:Movie Theaters by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      And who are you? I don't know you. Try again, please.

    14. Re:Movie Theaters by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      Look, all he wants is to be able to have the phone on vibrate so he can see who is calling and leave to take the call. Is that really going to interfere with your enjoyment of the movie?

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    15. Re:Movie Theaters by KKlaus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree but there needs to be a point made about allerting people that their cell phones will not work. Earlier posters have suggested a sort of "vigilante" effort by other movie goes, which should be clearly unnacceptable. If theatres jam phones, thats fine, and yes would simply entail a sacrifice for people with certain conditions, but it wouldn't be fine if people were caught off guard by it because no one told them it was there until they realized it themselves when they couldn't make/receive a legitimately important call.

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      Relax I just want some peanuts.
    16. Re:Movie Theaters by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I'd rather listen to the stupid nokia ring in the middle of a movie than have my employer turn a cell phone jammer on in the building interfering with my cell modem and my ability to check my email and run my personal life. YEah, tehy're paying me to be there, but only for 8 of the 10-14 hours i am there...

    17. Re:Movie Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please go in a civilized country. In Switzerland no one will use is phone in a theatre during a movie.

    18. Re:Movie Theaters by pla · · Score: 1

      Look, all he wants is to be able to have the phone on vibrate so he can see who is calling and leave to take the call. Is that really going to interfere with your enjoyment of the movie?

      You miss my point - Presuming he tells exactly the truth, then he does not count as the problem. He also doesn't count as the majority of cell users.

      For every legitimate "NEED a phone, keep it on vibrate" user out there, you have a few dozen people (mostly younger females) who consider hearing all about what Bill and Stacey did last night, in great detail and with much enthusiasm on both sides of the conversation, an "emergency". These folks keep their ringtone set as high as possible so we can all enjoy (and more importantly, know they enjoy) a polyphonic version of their favorite boyband of the week's new single.



      NO ONE, not even the worst of the Luddites, objects to doctors and parents of sick kids having cellphones that quietly vibrate. But the vast preponderance of far less considerate asshats means, IMO, that those who really could benefit from such tech must suffer so the rest of us don't need to.

    19. Re:Movie Theaters by nobodyman · · Score: 1
      If you always need to stay in touch, YOU need to sacrifice attending certain public events

      The thing is, he *will* make that sacrifice. As will a sizeable portion of moviegoing audiences with a similar, though probably not as dire, need to be reachable.

      This argument is moot, anyway. You argue all the scenarios until you're blue in the face about the hypotheticals. However the simple fact is that if you start this jamming, audience attendance will go down, not up. It's just one more inconvenience that makes DVD's (and bittorent) more appealing than movie theaters. Now all of a sudden it *is* your problem because ticket prices are going up to cover the losses.

      Back before cellphones and pagers, people used to give the 'sitter the number of the theater


      True, but back in those days, theater owners published the phone number of their theater. Not anymore. Try looking up the individual phone number nowadays. And even if you do get the number, often it's an automated response that you need to know the proper extention to get to a human.
    20. Re:Movie Theaters by alienmole · · Score: 1

      The same is true in civilized parts of the United States, so it's not actually necessary to move countries.

  10. i want to jam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In order to effectively and safely execute a raid on a house, you need the element of surprise."

    'My cell phone isn't working, it was just fine.. I wonder if something's wrong....' .dot..dot.. ...
    !111!!!1
    'oh sh*t!!'

  11. Security Theatre. by adam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTFA: "Equipment made by companies such as CellAntenna that can jam or block cellular signals is used by the U.S. military in Iraq to help protect convoys traveling through known trouble spots."

    Great. The US is not Iraq, and frankly, it seems the police can't be trusted with tasers. I am sure we give the military in Iraq, and federal agents, access to all sorts of other stuff I really don't want my local deputy, Jimmy-joe-bob, getting his paws on.

    Frankly, this is just more FUD bullshit security theater. Cellphone jammers won't help the police one bit, and will only add to the potential for abuse/misuse by the police. This lawsuit is nothing but a ploy from a company that wants to join the halliburton gravy train. GSM can be jammed somewhat as far as I know, but my understanding (correct me if you know and I am wrong) is that CMDA/WCDMA have much more immunity to jamming. CDMA phones aren't very prevalent in Iraq, but they are here. Furthermore, this only works if you know where (within a small radius) an explosive device [that was to be detonated by cellphone] is/willbe.. so really all it encourages is either wasteful spending on useless devices, or spending on devices that will be permanently setup in "high risk" place.. which will only serve to 1: encourage the 'terrorists' to figure a way around cellphone jamming, 2: erode our rights further.

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    1. Re:Security Theatre. by Lucan+Varo · · Score: 1

      Rather then jamming the signal, wouldn't it be easier to ping-bomb the receiver? They can only hold so many connections afterall.

    2. Re:Security Theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care what the justification is. All they want is an excuse to sell them to anyone who can forge the required documentation, and if it'll get my hands on a cellphone jammer I'll be the Deputy-General of Vatican City.

    3. Re:Security Theatre. by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and frankly, it seems the police can't be trusted with tasers

      How many abuse incidents were there in the more than 70,000 times that tasers have been used by police? Instead of making overbroad generalizations, you should realize that tasers (and other weapons like bean bag shotgun rounds, pepper spray, and hopefully the microwave pain ray that the military's been working on) are an effective way of apprehending criminals and protecting the public without causing lasting, disfiguring injury or death in all but the most exceptional of cases. Yes, they can be abused, but so can a firearm or a broomstick.

      Damn cops, can't trust 'em with a broomstick.

    4. Re:Security Theatre. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jamming is a bad idea anyway because the government still hasn't gotten its shit together with radios that work well across departments and agencies. If your fireman has to talk to a policeman, they've got to do it with a cell phone in lots of places. Then, some asshole starts jamming that, and everything goes to shit in short order.

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    5. Re:Security Theatre. by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      >>Damn cops, can't trust 'em with a broomstick.

      You're learning...

    6. Re:Security Theatre. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      They're all jammable. CDMA has a "noise floor" above which it's impossible for a cellphone to decode the received signal. DSSS is, essentially, the same concept, and if you've used a digital 2.4GHz DSSS cellphone next to an operating microwave oven (which "transmits" on the same frequency) you'll know what I mean.

      GSM can also use frequency hopping (this is optional, but widely used, it's how GSM deals with static conditions and, to some extent, multipath interference) which means in practice it can be as hard as CDMA based systems to jam.

      Essentially you can jam them all by blasting noise on all available AWS/PCS/Cellular frequencies. It's hard for me, though, to see how that's possible to do without also causing problems for people nearby (but not actually in your building) who innocently using their phones. You can contain the jammed signal by screening your building, but if you can do that, then you don't need to jam anything in the first place.

      Again though, this is something that might be better dealt with by operators cooperating with theaters and using their E911 systems (which provide operators with exact phone locations) to disable voice calling (ie allow text messaging and Internet services) for phones in theaters.

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    7. Re:Security Theatre. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Yes, they can be abused, but so can a firearm or a broomstick.

      My problem is tasers is that they lower the officers reluctance to use force. An officer can't shoot you unless you pose a threat to him or others.... but now he can tase you for almost anything.

      I love it when five cops have a guy surrounded and one of them feels that they need to tase him.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    8. Re:Security Theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guidelines requiring that Tazers only be used on unarmed suspects doesn't help things any.

    9. Re:Security Theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bitch about Halliburton, but you fail to bitch about The Shaw Group, generally regarded as number 2 on the list of no-bid contracts, Katrina-profiteer, and plenty of other shenanigans that do NOT get reported by the leftist media. The Shaw Group is headed by Jim Bernhard, who was (and might still be) the chairman of the Louisiana Democratic Party and friend to Kathleen "crooked-as-a-barrel-of-snakes" Blanco. I fully expect that since the liberals have regained majority in both houses, pork barrel projects will be steered to other liberal-leaning companies like the Shaw Group... many of them no-bid contracts. Yet the leftist media will fail to report these issues because they only complain when Republicans are in office. Liberals $hit doesn't stink.

      I particularly liked the comments made by Danny Devito about "partying" in the Lincoln bedroom and "destroying the place" when Clinton was in office. No respect. None whatsoever... just worried about partying and getting drunk... which is a perfect analogy of the Clinton years. That's why we are paying for all of the terrorism now... because Bill did NOTHING while in office except invade Kosovo. Aren't we still in Kosovo? Why doens't that make the news? Why isn't Rangel out there whing and crying about bringing the troops home from Kosovo?

    10. Re:Security Theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cellphone jammers won't help the police one bit, and will only add to the potential for abuse/misuse by the police.

      Absolutely. For example, Nokia's Push-To-Talk feature makes the phone talk SIP over GPRS, so it can easily be rigged to stream to some Internet server. Given the way police acts at demonstrations lately, I have it set up just this way so I can easily record audio bits and have it stored where it is difficult to confiscate without due process. I can totally see cell phone jamming equipment being put to use before assaulting demonstrants to avoid off-site evidence gathering.

  12. Jammers in Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone else dreamed of buying one of those overseas cell phone jammers that looks like a Nokia phone, and using it against the gangster types that ruin the movies at the theater? (You know, the constant push-to-talk sounds, the rings, and the displays that hinder your vision.

    Then I think of the risk to one's health and the risk of deactivating someone's cell phone who might need it for an emergency and I take pause; What if a parent were in the movie theater and didn't receive a call that their child was sick? What if a doctor missed an important call? What if the FCC beats you over the head with your illegal piece of equipment?

    What if gangsters realized that even text messaging silently in a dark theater is disturbing as it broadcasts light all over the theater? If so, I doubt they'd care.

    Let's hope someone brings a cell phone jammer to the theater tonight. I would like to be able to enjoy a movie...

    1. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am constantly puzzled as to why the theater owners and operators don't sit an usher in the theater to combat this behavior. If enough people who like to watch a movie in darkened silence would step up and approach the managers and explain how it will not get your business again if it allows cell phones to be used, I think the theaters would have a financial incentive to change. I know of at least 6 theaters in my area that I won't go to because the people that frequent those particular ones have never learned how to sit down and shut up for two hours straight.

      So speak up everyone! If that kind of thing happens when you are watching a movie, complain! If it isn't fixed, then demand you money back and take your money elsewhere.

    2. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if a parent were in the movie theater and didn't receive a call that their child was sick?
      What would they have done 20 years ago? Leave someone in charge who would be responsible? And if you're that paranoid where that won't do, what are you doing at the theatre? I just find it crazy and sometimes rediculous how humans have survived for many many hundreds of years and now all of a sudden, no cell phone = the end of the world as we know it and OMG something may happen. Get over it. But what about, you may say, doctors? 50 years ago (very short time) when you had a heart attack, you usually died. People dealt with it. Now people can live after getting one with proper immediate care. Now people think its a right to have medical care immediately, and if they still died, it was that the medical care was inadequate/slow/wrong etc.

    3. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Informative

      What if a doctor missed an important call?

            I'm a doctor. And when I'm at a movie I turn my telephone OFF. That's why we have availability schedules, secretaries, answering services and the like. And if it's THAT MUCH of an emergency, you call 911. How am I going to be able to help you on the phone in a life and death situation anyway?

            As for the parent in the movie theater with a "sick child", once again - perhaps a little more organizing is necessary. If you absolutely can't be out of phone contact - are you sure you can be out of physical contact? Again what can you do on the phone? Either the person who is looking after the child is competent or not. If they're not - why are you leaving a child with them? Nah this is just excuses to justify habitual cell phone use. Humanity survived for many generations without cell phones. Being out of contact for an hour and a half is not going to kill someone.

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    4. Re:Jammers in Theaters by ISurfTooMuch · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I have a friend who is in the same situation as you. There are times when he's on call, in case someone needs emergency surgery. When that's the case, he doesn't go anywhere or do anything that makes him unable to get to the hospital should they need him. If he wants to see a movie, he waits until he isn't on call. Otherwise, he either stays home or only goes to places that he can easily leave at a moment's notice. When I go to a restaurant, my policy is to place my phone on vibrate. If it rings, I'll look at it to see who called, and I'll answer only if it appears to be an important call. To get on the phone just for the sake of yakking to a friend is not only rude to other diners; it's especially rude to those at your table. You came to eat with them, yet it appears that they aren't as important to you as your phone call. Those who feel they must take calls in all places and situations either don't have a grasp on their priorities or are just being rude to those around them, since they're saying that the call they must take is more important than everyone else in their vicinity.

    5. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I'm a doctor. And when I'm at a movie I turn my telephone OFF.

      You're a doctor but have already forgotten that residency means being on call 24/7 for several years straight. Would you have been so quick to advocate something that shut down the pagers that residents used to carry before cell phones were ubiquitous?

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    6. Re:Jammers in Theaters by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Has anyone else dreamed of buying one of those overseas cell phone jammers that looks like a Nokia phone, and using it against the gangster types that ruin the movies at the theater?

      Actually, I've dreamed that all you cowards (no pun intended) that sit in your seat and cry about how people are ruining the movie for you would get up off your asses and go tell the person to stick their cellphone up their ass.

      A couple theater visits ago (it's been aeons because there hasn't been a movie released that I feel I have to see in the theater in a long, long time) two people were sitting in front of myself and my now-ex-girlfriend. The woman in that couple kept talking. So I leaned forward and said "Is it really necessary for you to talk all through the movie?" She did it again about fifteen minutes later, apparently having forgotten that we were in a movie theater, so I said "How about you shut the fuck up?" and that was the last I heard out of the bitch.

      If you're too physically frail or too easily intimidated to deal with the problem yourself like an adult, why don't you just go report the problem to the theater owner, and in the process, demand your money back, and save it so you can just buy the fucking thing when it comes out? That way you send a message to the theater owner that you do not accept having the movie ruined for you, and you hold them accountable - and they are likely to pay you. If they do not, don't go back. Why do you want to patronize an establishment that doesn't value your business?

      What if gangsters realized that even text messaging silently in a dark theater is disturbing as it broadcasts light all over the theater? If so, I doubt they'd care.

      What is all this with "gangsters" anyway? Is bugsy malone's cellphone use offending you?

      Most cellphones have variable brightness. Mine does. If I actually have to text much, I turn it down. There's also the option of moving myself off to the side of the theater someplace where I won't be bothering anyone.

      Let's hope someone brings a cell phone jammer to the theater tonight. I would like to be able to enjoy a movie...

      Let's hope someone brings a cell phone jammer to a theater before it's made legal and I somehow catch them, because I'll steal the fucking thing from them and suggest to them that if they want to get nailed by the FCC for breach of federal communications laws they are certainly welcome to call the cops on me for my petty theft.

      Okay okay, I don't really believe in stealing things. But believe me, I would be looking for creative ways to make their life miserable. The fact that many people are irresponsible about their cellphone usage does not give you an excuse to disable my cellphone. The answer is to address the abuse, not the potential for abuse. There's always potential for abuse. Go after the abusers, and leave me the fuck alone.

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    7. Re:Jammers in Theaters by MrNonchalant · · Score: 1
      Being out of contact for an hour and a half is not going to kill someone.
      Unless, of course, they themselves have some sort of medical emergency.
    8. Re:Jammers in Theaters by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      You're a doctor but have already forgotten that residency means being on call 24/7 for several years straight. Would you have been so quick to advocate something that shut down the pagers that residents used to carry before cell phones were ubiquitous?

      Every pager I've ever seen comes with a setting called vibrate. People who are too lazy, stupid, selfish to change the setting on their communication devices are simply living up to the labels we give them.

    9. Re:Jammers in Theaters by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I'm a doctor. And when I'm at a movie I turn my telephone OFF. That's why we have availability schedules, secretaries, answering services and the like. And if it's THAT MUCH of an emergency, you call 911. How am I going to be able to help you on the phone in a life and death situation anyway?

      By coming in to the hospital when I'm dying and you're on call.

      Is this really that complicated?

      Now, maybe you don't go on-call, in which case, you can drop out of this conversation immediately because we are not talking about you. But thanks for trying to participate anyway.

      I hope I get a smarter doctor than you next time I'm in the hospital.

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    10. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not make a fucking sense.

    11. Re:Jammers in Theaters by KingJoshi · · Score: 1

      Being out of contact for an hour and a half is not going to kill someone.

      Heck, I could never talk to my family again and it wouldn't kill anyone. What's your point? If I'm at the movies and someone in my family gets in a car accident or there is an emergency, I want to know. Just because some people are rude or forgetful doesn't mean you throw the baby out with the bath water. The issue is the noise and distraction, not the cell phone itself (most people put theirs on vibrate). By going after cell phones, you're taking away freedoms/privileges and are being overly broad.

      And in a sense, there's similarity with what the police are requesting. Broad authority which is much more subject to abuse. And just as the criminals will find a solution so the jammers are irrelevant and the inconsiderate assholes will find ways to annoy you in the theater, all we'll have is more rules and laws without any real progress. Just peachy.

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    12. Re:Jammers in Theaters by ISurfTooMuch · · Score: 1

      No, it really isn't that complicated. What the parent is saying is that he arranges his schedule so he only goes to movies when he isn't on call. Simple as that. Doctors aren't on call all the time, you know. But the real solution here is for theater managers to immediately kick the cell-phone-yakking louts out of the theater, no questions asked. Even if a doctor gets a call, he or she will most likely immediately get up and start heading for the exit so they can get to the hospital. The idiots who sit there and carry on a conversation are the ones who need to be targeted. Perhaps a call button located between every five or six seats would do the job. Press it, and a manager comes to check on the problem.

    13. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Every pager I've ever seen comes with a setting called vibrate.

      Likewise, here in the UK it's been quite a few years since I saw a mobile phone that didn't have a "vibrate only" setting. In fact, my phone is switched to that permanently. Check the caller display, and if it looks like it might be important, go somewhere you won't disturb people!

    14. Re:Jammers in Theaters by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should live someplace where there's more than one doctor then, such as all major cities and most counties and large townships.

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    15. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Arborigine · · Score: 1

      I thought about building one for my motorcycle. 3 problems, size and power consumption limiting range, and limited range causing drivers to look at their phones and crash into me.

    16. Re:Jammers in Theaters by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, they themselves have some sort of medical emergency.

      Being out of contact didn't kill them, it was the medical emergency.

    17. Re:Jammers in Theaters by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The fact that many people are irresponsible about their cellphone usage does not give you an excuse to disable my cellphone.

      If you are in a theater with a cell phone, then you either won't know it's jammed, or you are irresponsible. I've never seen a cell phone that rings, even on vibrate or silent, that doesn't light up when the call comes in. When you check, even if you don't take the call, you are disturbing those around you. If it is an emergency and you answer it, you are disturbing everyone around you. You are either talking in your seat, or disturbing others by getting up and moving. Both are disturbing. There is no responsible cell phone use in a theater, other than turning it off, or possibly having it on silent/vibrate in a sealed container that is never opened. Since you claim to look at the screen (which if you can see it, so can everyone else around you), wander around, answer calls, and such, you are an irresponsible cell phone user, no matter how important you think you are.

    18. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Melaniek · · Score: 1

      If I'm at the movies and someone in my family gets in a car accident or there is an emergency, I want to know. What would you have done 20 or 30 years ago? Just because some people are rude or forgetful doesn't mean you throw the baby out with the bath water. The issue is the noise and distraction, not the cell phone itself (most people put theirs on vibrate). By going after cell phones, you're taking away freedoms/privileges and are being overly broad. I guess by the same token you'd probably like to bring back smoking in movie theatres? Isn't smoking a freedom/privilege for smokers? Yeah, I understand this is an apples and oranges analogy - but it does come down to infringing upon the freedoms of others. If I pay to see a movie - and for me, like many others, the true cost is much more than the ticket price - then I want to be able to enjoy it. And heck, if you disagree with the analogy on the basis of cell phones not posing a health issue, you'd need to talk with one of my neighbours (a respected psychiatrist nonetheless) who truly believes they cause brain cancer. :P

    19. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Isn't smoking a freedom/privilege for smokers?

            I say this as an ex smoker, hehehe. Sure. But you don't HAVE to smoke in the theatre (or other public place). Whereas the people in there HAVE to breathe your smoke if you light up. Not everyone wants to breathe your smoke. Ergo, smoke somewhere else, where there's more ventilation. Now if you can't make it though a film without a cigarette I strongly suggest you quit this habit before it kills you ;)

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    20. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      By coming in to the hospital when I'm dying and you're on call.

            If I'm on call I will not be at the movies!!! I'll be at the hospital working.

      Now, maybe you don't go on-call

            Used to. Not anymore thank God!

            But thanks for trying to participate anyway.

            I hope I get a smarter patient than you next time I'm in the hospital.

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    21. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You're a doctor but have already forgotten that residency means being on call 24/7 for several years straight.

            Who says I'm a resident? I've DONE my slavery time thank you. And the 24/7 part is untrue. Sorry. You're on call every 4th or 5th day - which is when the hospital owns your butt. The rest of the time you rotate through an availability schedule with other residents. This week it's me, next week it's you, etc. What, you think we're superhuman? 24/7 for several years straight - someone is watching too much ER...

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    22. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Melaniek · · Score: 1

      I say this as an ex smoker, hehehe. Sure. But you don't HAVE to smoke in the theatre (or other public place). Whereas the people in there HAVE to breathe your smoke if you light up. Not everyone wants to breathe your smoke. Ergo, smoke somewhere else, where there's more ventilation. Now if you can't make it though a film without a cigarette I strongly suggest you quit this habit before it kills you ;)

      You missed that I was being facetious I guess! I won't bother commenting on the rest because I just read your other post on the topic and saw we're actually on the same side.

    23. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are the whiniest little bitch on slashdot ya know that?

      complaining about the lights on cell phone screens? please go drink some bleach.

    24. Re:Jammers in Theaters by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? Why don't we ban watches than, and have ushers posted at the doors to confiscate them from everyone, because they might hit the indiglo button, and disturb everyone.

      They should board up all the bathrooms, because apparently it's disturbing to get up from your seat to use the bathroom. We should also ban food and drink in the theatres. The crunching sound of popcorn is disturbing. And the sound of people belching is annoying too.

    25. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a doctor, your reading comprehension sucks.

    26. Re:Jammers in Theaters by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Because those are stupid things, and banning cell phones isn't stupid.

    27. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A couple theater visits ago (it's been aeons because there hasn't been a movie released that I feel I have to see in the theater in a long, long time) two people were sitting in front of myself and my now-ex-girlfriend. The woman in that couple kept talking. So I leaned forward and said "Is it really necessary for you to talk all through the movie?" She did it again about fifteen minutes later, apparently having forgotten that we were in a movie theater, so I said "How about you shut the fuck up?" and that was the last I heard out of the bitch.

      I tried this once. The "bitch" walked out of the theatre, spoke to the manager, and had ME thrown out for swearing in front of her children.

    28. Re:Jammers in Theaters by loimprevisto · · Score: 1

      What about doctors or other people who's job requires them to be available at all times? If their cell phone/pager can't go off because it's being jammed by an illegal device, and someone dies or a business loses millions of dollars as a result... well, realisticly the chances are that you wouldn't get caught but you sure would feel pretty shitty about it if you ever found out what happened because you were unwilling to endure a momentary distraction from your movie.

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    29. Re:Jammers in Theaters by MrNonchalant · · Score: 1

      Do tell the victim's family that. I'm sure it would go over well.

    30. Re:Jammers in Theaters by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yes, because if a child is run over in the street and dead before the ambulance gets there, the parents would sue the theater that blocked their cell phone. And no, I'm not being sarcastic, that's what I expect would actually happen. And angry family will hate anyone and everyone. We should base everything we do off how it would affect parents that just lost their child. I'm sure that would go over well. Think of the Children!

  13. They are referring to cell phone scrambling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems they are referring to Scrambling not Jamming. Scrambling as in, you can't intercept and hear the audio.

  14. Why is this even an issue? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

    I paid for my cellphone so I get to use it when I want. Personal cell phone jammers should never be allowed. Only movie theaters and the like should be allowed to use these, nobody else. And even then, I really, really, REALLY don't like the idea. Why can't one person in a theater of 400 get up and go ask a manager to kick somebody out? He won't kick them out? There's 25 other people around whoever is talking that are also very pissed off. I'm sure 25*$8 is a lot of money to a movie theater, they might think twice if a few other people go up and voice their opinion too.

    Cell phones haven't been much of a problem in the theaters I've been too (in Atlanta, where you would expect this to be an issue), certainly not enough of one to warrant use of a cell phone jammer.

    1. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Movie theaters don't even have the right to install them. As you pointed out they already have the ability to deal with the problem - BY KICKING THE ASSHOLE OUT!

      There's no reason to allow cell phone jammers. I paid for my cell phone. Verizon paid for the licenses to those bands. Both of us have a right to expect that we can use them.

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    2. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Reason58 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I paid for my cellphone so I get to use it when I want. Personal cell phone jammers should never be allowed.
      I paid for my cell phone jammer so I should get to use it when I want.
    3. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      There's no reason to allow cell phone jammers.

            Hospitals. You'd be surprised at how many patients AND staff violate the no cell phone rules, in sensitive places like intensive care units, cardiology wings and operating theaters. A jammer would probably cause the same interference than a cell phone or worse, however.

            You have the right to use your cell phone, provided that right doesn't infringe on other people's rights. Cell phones do cause interference with sensitive electronics. In some situations (aircraft, some parts of hospitals, etc) other "rights" must take precedence over yours.

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    4. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you answered your own question there. ;) The jammers would be as bad as, if not massively worse than, the odd cell phone call from some idiot who calls at a hospital. So the GP's point stands... there's no reason to allow cell phone jammers.

    5. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I paid for my cellphone so I get to use it when I want.

      Not when driving, you stupid, arrogant, shortsighted moron.

  15. How to obey the regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just have to redesign the lid of their product so that a spoon can fit but not a cell phone.

  16. FINALLY! Here's why... by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

    My brother is a teacher and several of his friends are teachers. He would love to jam cell phones for his classroom.

    1. Re:FINALLY! Here's why... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      He would love to jam cell phones for his classroom.

            Sure, if I was a teacher I'd also love to jam those cell phones up their... umm wait a sec.

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    2. Re:FINALLY! Here's why... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      My brother is a teacher and several of his friends are teachers. He would love to jam cell phones for his classroom.

      Cell phones weren't common in school when I went in the 80s, but GameBoys were. GameBoys weren't specifically banned, but a lot of teachers' policy was that if they were *used* in class and the user got caught, they'd be confiscated and returned to the parents. If the parents chose not to come in and pick them up within a week, they would no longer be available for pickup.

      -b.

    3. Re:FINALLY! Here's why... by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

      Here is CA is all about student "rights" which means teachers cant do jack shit. Thye cant take away (permanently) anything that isnt illegal.

      SPecifically with cell phones at my brother's school: phones taken away were lost or stolen so now they cant take away phones.

    4. Re:FINALLY! Here's why... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      If the parents chose not to come in and pick them up within a week, they would no longer be available for pickup.

      Which, by the way, is probably illegal depending on where you are.

      In California, if you have someone's property and want to throw it away, you are legally obliged to attempt to contact them at their last known (to you) address. They have 60 days from the date of postmark to come pick it up. Depending on location, your mileage may vary.

      However, confiscation is the approach that should be taken in school. There is no reason schools should have the right to deny students the means of communication. As usual, the only reason to do THAT is to prevent them from reporting your wrongdoing. The school DOES have the right to confiscate things from students, just not to keep them. Give them back to the parents, not the students, since until you're eighteen you can't actually own anything anyway. They need to give the phones back to 18+ year olds at the end of the day. There's nothing you can write in the school rules that overrides laws about theft of personal property.

      And ultimately, if educators tried a little harder to make things interesting instead of sticking solely to the state-approved curriculum, maybe students would pay more attention. School was so mind-numbingly fucking boring I *had* to fuck off or go insane. Of course, I was just talking, fidgeting, and fucking off. I managed to disturb the other students and I had nothing to confiscate! So maybe confiscating cellphones doesn't even really help all that much.

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    5. Re:FINALLY! Here's why... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      In California, if you have someone's property and want to throw it away, you are legally obliged to attempt to contact them at their last known (to you) address. They have 60 days from the date of postmark to come pick it up. Depending on location, your mileage may vary.

      Maybe it wasn't legal, but no one made an issue about it. The parents were given ample time to fetch the contraband back. Those who chose not to because they wanted their kids to learn not to play games in class didn't get them back. This was in NJ, not CA.

      -b.

    6. Re:FINALLY! Here's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since until you're eighteen you can't actually own anything anyway

      BS

    7. Re:FINALLY! Here's why... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Your parents pretty much own everything you think you own until you're eighteen, which is why everything pops at that age, like trusts and such. Your guardian can take away anything you've got until you have your majority. You also cannot enter into a legal contract without a cosigner, so you can't own property or even lease it, etc etc. That's why we have a court procedure for getting your majority early.

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  17. Right market, wrong device by finkployd · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure what is topping the Police Christmas Wish List this year is a cell phone CAMERA jamming device. Cell phones themselves are likely of little concern, but those damn cameras are causing nothing but trouble.

    Finkployd

    1. Re:Right market, wrong device by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Their wish has been granted!

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  18. Guns and cops by nottestuser · · Score: 1
    We give local police guns and other equipment to protect the public, but we can't trust them with cellular-jamming equipment?
    And how's that working out again?
    1. Re:Guns and cops by guaigean · · Score: 1

      All three of the cases you listed involved the person getting shot doing something illegal first. In one they rammed police vehicles, in another they shot at the police, in the third they were dealing drugs. Police then proceeded to shoot them. Don't act like the cops are going off like girls gone wild, these were criminals that were somehow breaking the law. This over-generalized "cops are evil" is ridiculous. Yes, there are bad cops, but the number of good cops doing their job everyday is rarely reported, and there are plenty of them out there NOT breaking laws.

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    2. Re:Guns and cops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. Try reading that third one again - the salon article. It's actually a listing of 2 or 3 dozen police shootings. According to the information given, many of these people were 3rd parties, unrelated to the original police incident. Take Rudy Cardenas, who was drving by a house the police were staking out and the police mistook him for the man. The officer, who were not in his uniform, chased him down and shot him multiple times in the back. Rudy did not ram the police, did not shoot at them, and was not dealing drugs. Or is that, in your world, the police always smile, say "please" and "thank you", and never make mistakes?

      Don't worry, though. Your world seems safe. The jury acquited the only officer accused of wrong doing in Rudy's shooting.

  19. Chewbacca defence by alexhard · · Score: 1

    It doesn't make sense.'"

    If it doesn't make sense, you MUST acquit! I rest my case..

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  20. I love the line... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

    ...about how saying that the Homeland Security act is "acknowledged as being an important part of combating terrorism". I think it's an otherwise valid argument (although the bit about the long-established act having to be removed for a brand-new one is slightly disconcerting), but that line put me off.

    Also, (since I'm too lazy to Google it) what else does the Communications Act cover, and how good of an idea is it to "have it go"?

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  21. No, they're talking about jamming. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    It seems they are referring to Scrambling not Jamming. Scrambling as in, you can't intercept and hear the audio.

    No, they're talking about jamming. Not just the audio, but the control signals.

    The issue is that terrorists have used the ringer/vibrator on cellphones as an easy way to build a radio remote trigger for bombs. They can plant the bomb, key in the bomb's phone number, watch until the target is next to the bomb, and hit "send". BANG!

    A jammer on a convoy creates a bubble around it within which the cell control signals won't ring the bomb's cellphone. The convoy rolls past the bomb, the bomber hits send, and he gets the recorded voice that says the bomb's cellphone is not available, so please leave a message.

    (I bet some of the messages are a bit spicy. B-) )

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    1. Re:No, they're talking about jamming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as the bombers figure out they are using jamming they'll probably start rigging bombs to automatically detonate if they cannot talk to the cell network for a period of time.

    2. Re:No, they're talking about jamming. by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Seems to me this would work once. Only an idiot would try using the same trigger that didn't work last time. You can use IR, radio, wires, microwave, etc.

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    3. Re:No, they're talking about jamming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just have to detect the jamming signal, and detonate on that.

  22. Tank Police! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1
    from the next-we-can-give-the-police-tanks dept.

    Feel the power that they've got.

    /And after that, let's replace their guns with tactical nuclear weapons!

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    1. Re:Tank Police! by cxreg · · Score: 1

      from the next-we-can-give-the-police-tanks dept.

      Also known as the Frank Rizzo dept.

  23. Theater Use by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    One of the theaters I visit now has one. You turn on a cell phone in the building and are lucky to get one bar. In one of the showing rooms you won't get any bars. Go outside and it will probably got back up to 4 or 5.

    I've always wanted a cell phone zapper for when I'm driving, to kill the signal of those idiots driving while blathering away in 3 packed lanes, with lane switchers run amok. Small wonder there are so many accidents on that stretch of road. By the time a driver on a phone has realised the brake lights of the car ahead of them are on it's too late.

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    1. Re:Theater Use by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      Most theaters right now are not using cell phone jammers. They are, however, taking advantage of construction materials that diminish the signal strength of cell signals, such as double layer cinder block walls with a thick steel plate between the layers.

      Legal? Yes.
      Costly? Probably.

    2. Re:Theater Use by stevew · · Score: 1

      If they have a "cell phone zapper" then they are currently operating an illegal transmitting device. Thus the reason for the lawsuit.

      If anyone would read the article, they would find out that the only place the company is TRYING to sell these zappers to is state and local governments NOT individuals or (GASP) theaters.

      More than likely the theater is essentially a fair Faraday Shield which means a metal cage that the signal can't get through. I SERIOUSLY doubt they are operating a transmitter to kill cell phones - as bad as they (and the generic Slashdotter) may want them too.

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    3. Re:Theater Use by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, I would rather see the stereos outlawed. They are far more of a distraction, and less useful. What's that? No one wants to ban stereos?

    4. Re:Theater Use by Starayo · · Score: 1

      You assume that this theatre is under american law. You also assume that this theatre is using jamming technology as opposed to certain materials, which could be due to a lack of knowledge on the parent's part.

      Anyway, these devices are used in theatres in Japan. In the UK, I know of businesses that have mobile-jamming devices installed that affect work areas but not staff rooms, so workers can still make calls on breaks.

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    5. Re:Theater Use by Otto · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be costly. Cinder blocks and steel plates? Bullshit. A simply copper or other metal mesh around the walls and ceilings (and under the carpet, if it's not at ground level) would stop those signals. Hell, fine chicken wire would probably work.

      A friend of mine has a screened in building on the lake. It's sort of a dock/boathouse with a bar and such that he built. Quite nice. After he built it, he found that cellphones stopped working on the inside. No reception at all. Same went for his satellite radio. And he used nothing more than off the shelf metal screens around the walls.

      Passively blocking cell phone reception is not hard or expensive at all.

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  24. Not protecting his bottom line at all, is he? by rdewalt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    By his line of thought, backdoor programs should be in every OS, so TERRERISTS can't hide their actions. OMG! Think of all the child Porn People We could catch! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Don't tell me you are siding with the Child Porn People!

    PGP (and its ilk) should have a Master Government Key to keep TERRERISTS from hiding data!

    We shouldn't allow libraries to exist. After all TERRORISTAS can learn how to make bombs at one!

    Footwear!! Lets make all footwear illegal! TERRORISTS all had footwear. Everyone should have thin sandals with small straps. If it was good enough for JESUS it will be good enough for everyone!!!!

  25. I hope Cell Jammers Become Legal by ahayes_m · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hope cell jammers become legal and are made mandatory in all new cars and a mandatory retrofit in all old cars and must be active whenever the ignition is. We would see a huge decrease in the number of car accidents. It's worth it, period.

    1. Re:I hope Cell Jammers Become Legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. Way up.

    2. Re:I hope Cell Jammers Become Legal by Lucky_Norseman · · Score: 1

      So that anyone in the vicinity of a passing car is unable to make a phone call?

      Besides, studies show that talking to passengers is just as dangerous as talking on the phone. So maybe outlawing passenger seats would be a better idea.

    3. Re:I hope Cell Jammers Become Legal by ahayes_m · · Score: 0

      The jammer would only have a range inside the vehicle.

  26. an alternative by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    A regulated short-range device that sends a "block non-emergency calls" signal.
    This device would be legal on private property and some government property.

    Then a cell phone call for 911 (and other registered emergency numbers). The cell phone would detect block signal, relay "in a blocked zone" to the tower...network. Then the call would only be connected if emergency number.

    Or, I guess some "Do-not-cell" database which relied on GPS.

    But "jamming" seems to be the wrong approach.

    1. Re:an alternative by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I'd have a problem even with that. What if one of my kids has an accident and needs to call me? If I'm in the movie theater I'm going to see them calling and step out. Under your scheme I wouldn't even get the call. The solution is simple -- kick their asses out of your establishment if they abuse it and annoy your other customers. But you don't have the right to punish me.

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    2. Re:an alternative by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

      Well, you were supposed to turn off your ringer in a movie theater or concert performance or whatever.

      Otherwise you are that guy who abuses and annoys the other customers.

      vibrate incoming calls could still work in a "blocked zone".
      Or better, you get the "voicemail notification".

      I am not sure where you got the idea of some constitutional right to talk unrestricted on the phone everywhere, even others private property. Allowing block zones is nicer than requiring handing in phones, or having lead or thick walls which they could also do.

    3. Re:an alternative by Proud+like+a+god · · Score: 1

      It's effective because it's simple though, no need to have supporting handsets or networks, just power.

      Is it not the property owner's right to prevent you entering (with a mobile) anyway? The least one could do is comply with their request to make it silent.

    4. Re:an alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You act like there was no world before cell phones.

      What would you do? The same thing you would do before there were cell phones.
      You'd get the message eventually. If you can't live with that then don't go
      to the movies.

    5. Re:an alternative by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jesus, for being smart people, most of the replies I've read so far say you have a RIGHT to talk on a cell phone..

      Well, you don't. And the theater owner DOES have the right to say "No cell phones can be used, because I installed a cell blocking device on my private property. If you need to use your phone, go somewhere else."

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    6. Re:an alternative by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Well, you were supposed to turn off your ringer in a movie theater or concert performance or whatever.

      Your assuming I don't? My phone is on vibrate at all times except when I'm sleeping.

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    7. Re:an alternative by terrymr · · Score: 1

      I am not sure where you got the idea of some constitutional right to talk unrestricted on the phone everywhere, even others private property. Allowing block zones is nicer than requiring handing in phones, or having lead or thick walls which they could also do.

      It's simple ... the cellphone provider who has paid for exclusive use of the spectrum is entitled to legal protection of that exclusivity. The FCC is duty bound to prosecute anybody deliberately interfering with that use. Asking people to turn off a cellphone is vastly different that active jamming of a cellphone which may inadvertantly spill beyond the boundaries of your property.

    8. Re:an alternative by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Geez how many times. Wilful interferece with a licensed user of radio spectrum (i.e. the cellphone provider) is illegal, it always has been (in practical terms anyway) so why are we wanting to make an exception for cellphones ?

    9. Re:an alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps you should understand the thread before commenting. jamming was not advocated in this "alternative".

    10. Re:an alternative by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Why is it illegal? Bad laws are bad laws. And that's a pretty bad law. I could understand saying that for public property, maybe.

      But if it comes onto my property, I'm jamming. And as long as my cell jammer does not extend one inch past where my property ends and my neighbors begins, where does the problem come from?

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    11. Re:an alternative by terrymr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try jamming police radio's on your property ... and post a notice saying you did it ... maybe call the local precint and let them know just to be polite. See how they like that.

    12. Re:an alternative by terrymr · · Score: 1

      The parent of the thread advocated "A regulated short-range device that sends a "block non-emergency calls" signal. This device would be legal on private property and some government property." ... so this device is going to operate without transmitted on the cell companies spectrum how exactly ?

    13. Re:an alternative by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Just because someone has a gun does not mean that they can do whatever they want on your property, sir.

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    14. Re:an alternative by chris234 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the airwaves ARE public property, licenced by the government. So yes, jamming those airwaves is wrong.

    15. Re:an alternative by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      The one issue I always have is "What is an emergency?" Trust me, there are people who call 911 because their neighbors are too loud, they're lost, or they need the correct time.

    16. Re:an alternative by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Cell phones could be required to tune a second frequency set aside for this purpose, and listen for a signal from the device. It would require specialized software on the cell phone, also. The signal is received as you enter... GPS coordinates could be sent to your phone to define the parameters of the block zone, from then on, the phone would use the GPS signal to determine whether it is still in that zone or not. Presumably there would be a maximum size for the zone; if the zone defined by the received signal was too large, or too many feet away from the present location, the block zone would automatically be ignored by the phone.

      The wireless providers might be willing participants, if they can charge the theatres a large monthly fee on an ongoing basis, for access to the blocking technology.

      While in a blocked zone, the only necessary restrictions would be. (a) Phone cannot produce an audible ring, or any audible tones or beeps; however, it can vibrate. (b) Phone can still receive any call; however, the microphone is muted while in the block zone. (c) Audible volume of a received call is limited while in the block zone, and a tone would beep every few seconds while listening to a call in the blocked zone to remind user that the microphone is still muted, and they aren't out of the block zone yet, and to inform the other party to the call of their predicament.

    17. Re:an alternative by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Property is a strange thing. There are certain things that simply don't count as "your property", even if they appear to be taking place in an area that you own. The radio spectrum is one of these things. It doesn't matter one damn bit where the spectrum is - none of it is on your property because none of the spectrum belongs to you.

      The same is true of airspace. Private entities cannot own airspace. You can own a 10,000 acre tract of land and have "No Tresspassing" signs all over it, and if I wanna go buzzing around over your house (as long as I maintain minimum altitude set forth by FAA regs) in my Cub then you can't do jack about it, because while you own the land, you do not own the sky above it.

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    18. Re:an alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming it can be determined by someone else or by software in advance what will be an emergency or non-emergency number. If there is a way to make it so the various cell towers in the vicinity can still receive a record that someone tried to call a number at a particular time (whether or not this system allowed the call to go through), I do think that would be good. Then after the fact someone (assuming they are alive still and so can pursue the matter) could have some chance of holding those who might prevent their call liable for misusing the technology. That is what is needed here: ways around it for emergency use by regular people at those regular people's directions (not merely predetermined numbers by someone else being allowed through) and some fail safe recording system mechanism so that blame can be assigned for abuse and/or malfunction (i.e., a record is needed to prove it).

    19. Re:an alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what did people do 10 years ago? was the world falling apart because people weren't instantly accessible?

    20. Re:an alternative by rhakka · · Score: 1

      well heck, a hundred years ago you wouldn't have even had movies, so the whole thing is a moot point!

      That is the dumbest arguement I've ever heard. You have this very useful tool for being instantly contacted at any time, and it has some great uses, such as being ABLE TO BE REACHED IN AN EMERGENCY.

      Make people turn off ringers in theatres, great, no problem; as has been pointed out, if it's a problem, the owner of the theatre can easily enforce a no-talk policy in his or her establishment. But drop the luddite rhetoric and realize that while you may not want to be instantly contactable, some people do, and have some good reasons for it. Who the fuck are you to decide how they should live?

      Let the signal through, let them get up, answer the call and leave to talk. And come join us here in the modern day, while you're at it.

    21. Re:an alternative by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Restricting the phone to emergency calls only is the way to go.

      Besides, if someone has a heart attack in a theater, *somebody else* is bound to see it and be able to help them (or have someone call for help using the theater's phone)

      When I go to the theater, my cell phone is either turned OFF or on vibrate.

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  27. well, here's a more careful look then by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, they gave you a few examples in the article, viz.:

    (1) To let states jam cell-phone communications in state prisons, so that prisoners can't make unmonitored calls to the outside. Here is an NPR story on the surprising number of cell phones smuggled into prisons and their sometimes unfortunate uses. From the article:

    In several criminal cases, inmates have used cell phones to run gangs operating outside of prison, to put hits out on people, to organize drug-smuggling operations and, in one case, trade gold bullion on international markets.

    Er...speaking as a citizen juror, I don't much care about cons trading gold bullion from inside the pen, ha ha, but the idea that putting away a drug gang kingpin won't affect his ability to run his gang at all is a bit...disturbing.

    (2) To let police jam cell phones during a raid, so that, for example, any lookouts posted won't be able to communicate back to headquarters and tip off the targest of the raid. This is elementary warfighting: you certainly jam the enemy's communications during an operation if you can, because surprise reduces casualties all around. I hope you agree that significant criminal enterprises qualify as an 'enemy' against whom we'd like the police to take action. (That is, I hope you don't think the police shouldn't be able to conduct effective raids at all. Whether they should conduct them more carefully, or only with greater justification is, of course, an unrelated separate question.)

    The business about blocking bombs is a bit of a bogus red herring, agreed, but if you read the article you'll see it was the journalist that raised this point, and not the people who make the jamming equipment. They only talked about the use of the equipment in police raids and so forth. It was the (typically, sensation-seeking) newsman who decided to write about cell phones and bombs.

    On the other hand, the point of the 1934 Communications Act is not as silly as the jamming equipment maker suggests: clearly the Commerce Act gives Congress the power to regulate radio communication, as very little is more interstate than radio. Furthermore, it makes sense (or at least made sense in 1934) to prohibit every state and dinky locality from making its own separate (and probably conflicting) rules about who can jam radio signals, and when and how. It would lead to a cacaphony, a completely unworkeable patchwork of regulation of the radio spectrum. (For similar reasons, the use of international-range radio is subject to several important international treaties.)

    However, those were the days when "radio" typically only meant HF, long radio waves that could at least go a few hundred miles, if not several thousand. I doubt there was much thought given to the modern situation, where we have millions of low-powered radios (e.g. cell phones) operating at very high frequencies, with ranges of a mile or two at most, and networks of repeaters to help the signal get around. So there are, indeed, good arguments that this is a situation not anticipated by Congress in 1934, and some kind of review of the Communications Act makes sense. Maybe state and local jurisdictions should be allowed to deploy jamming equipment the way they see fit, if it's only going to have any effect within the jurisdiction. It's hard, after all, to see why Pittsburgh's City Council shouldn't be able to make the rules for jamming cell phones within the city limits -- and the Feds should.

    Presumably this cell-jammer maker hopes to prod Congress into revisiting the Communications Act by this suit, which otherwise seems hopeless on the merits. (There's no way the Act can be unconstitutional merely because the Homeland Security Act can be interpreted as contradicting it. Courts are required to read legislation in such a way as to minimize conflicts. Hence if it's at all possible to read the Homeland Security Act in such a way that it doesn't conflict with the Communications Act -- and I'm sure it is -- then that's the way the Courts have to interpret it.)

    1. Re:well, here's a more careful look then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your first example is stupid. If this is truly a problem they can monitor the phone calls (without violating the law since these are prisoners) and take corrective action pursuant to the legal monitoring. The second example sounds like something out of a highly-fictionalized novel. When does a raid involve an organization so carefully constructed that they "tip off" the boss someone is coming (and that tip off is meaningful to what happens next)? That is straight out a Steven Segal movie or some other fictionalized (romanticized) account of what law enforcement is. This stuff just does not happen, at least not even remotely enough to justify changing the law (which exists for a very good reason -- to prevent communication from being prevented) and putting something exceptionally dangerous into regular use (e.g., you live near the place where a "raid" is taking place and you suddenly cannot call 911 because you are having a heart attack).

    2. Re:well, here's a more careful look then by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      If this is truly a problem they can monitor the phone calls (without violating the law since these are prisoners) and take corrective action pursuant to the legal monitoring.

      Ah. Any thoughts on how expensive it would be to have employees monitor every possible cell-phone frequency 24/7, and infer from the details of the conversation whether a prisoner is making the call or some random innocent outside the walls? And which prisoner it is? Or perhaps you think our taxes should pay for expensive portable GHz radio direction-finding equipment so the guards can run around like crazy triangulating for the 90 seconds or so the fellow might be transmitting? And then what are these "corrective actions" that can be taken? Putting them in prison? Er...but they're already...never mind.

      But don't take it from me. If you read the NPR article you'll see that, short of jamming, the prison people have no idea how to stop the use of cell phones in prisons.

      When does a raid involve an organization so carefully constructed that they "tip off" the boss someone is coming (and that tip off is meaningful to what happens next)? That is straight out a Steven Segal movie...

      You think? Well I wouldn't know. I'm not in law enforcement. I'm just taking the word of the people who are, and who were quoted in the article. You're free to match your professional credentials and experience against theirs and call bullshit on the whole argument. I was just repeating what was said.

    3. Re:well, here's a more careful look then by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      they could use faraday cage paint on the prison itself, another way would be to deploy radio signal strength monitors, since my computer speakers can detect when i am making a call, or when my phone is doing a periodic handshake with the network, there is no reason detectors could not be placed around the prison, perhapse one detector circuit for every 5-10 cells then if it trips all the cells are searched and anyone with a cell phone gets a week or two in the hole

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    4. Re:well, here's a more careful look then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good analysis, You left out one little thing... There is an international treaty that makes the US responsible for insuring the radio spectrum is regulated (in according with international agreements) and to insure interferance does not occur. Under the Constitution, Treaties are the "supreme law of the land." The communications act implements the international telecommunications treaty which the US is a signatory to. This probably gives the telecommunications interferance provisions priority over homeland security.

    5. Re:well, here's a more careful look then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are citing an NPR news article as an authority.

      I was just repeating what was said.

      And that is the problem.

    6. Re:well, here's a more careful look then by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      You are citing an NPR news article as an authority.

      Not at all. I am quoting NPR quoting authorities -- namely prison wardens and other folks in law enforcement.

      And that is the problem.

      Is it? If in physics class I quote Sir Isaac Newton -- "an object in inertial motion continues in motion unless acted upon by an outside force" -- would that be a problem, too? Do you think there are perhaps cases where quoting other sources is a useful contribution to a discussion?

    7. Re:well, here's a more careful look then by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Well...in the first place, a Faraday cage seems very impractical. You'd need to wrap the entire prison, exercise yard, et cetera, in a sheet of metal with holes no bigger than 1/4 the wavelength of GHz radio waves (a centimeter or so, I'm guessing).

      Radio monitors are more plausible, but you'd still need pretty good RDF, which is expensive. Searching prisoners is a very expensive effort. They don't like it, and it's very dangerous for the guards -- I assume that's why they don't just search everyone for illegal cell phones every day.

      But in any event, I don't think anyone argues there isn't a solution other than jamming the cell phone signals. I think the argument is that there isn't a cheap solution other than jamming the cell phone signals, and, besides, what sensible legal argument can there be that state and city prisons shouldn't be allowed to jam phone signals if Federal prisons can?

  28. A tricky subject indeed. by dapsychous · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I agree that people who talk on their cell phone in a movie theater deserver to die in a painful, gruesome, stabbed-to-death-with-your-cell-phone's-antenna kinda way, cell phone jamming would bring too much liability to the owner of the theater, library, etc.

    What if there was a device that would simply notify the management automatically that there was a transmission of sufficient power to be a conversation or text message coming from auditorium three, and he could then send one of his employees to investigate and boot the offending jackass. That way, in the event of an emergency, the projector could be shut down, the lights brought on, and the auditorium evacuated so the paramedics don't have to climb over the rubberneckers. In the event that it's just Joe Jackoff calling his honey, he could be quietly booted with no refund.

    I think that would work a lot better, and save the whole "Doctor on call" situation from occurring.

    1. Re:A tricky subject indeed. by benicillin · · Score: 1

      good luck convincing him to pay an employee to deal with every "transmission of sufficient power to be a conversation" i'm sure the manager would love to add that to his balance sheet. you would need a whole division of labor to deal with this problem!!

      my idea - everytime they sense a cell phone in use a big fire hose drops down from the ceiling and sprays the cell phone user and everyone around them, frying the phone - rendering it no longer useful... it would be kinda like that guy that cracks watermelons and the audience gets hit with stuff, a well-rounded, entertaining show with real audience interaction!

      --
      "i stand on the edge of destruction" -shai hulud
  29. My wish list for a cell phone jammer by lpoulsen · · Score: 1

    A good cell phone jammer should not be transmitting a garbage signal to compete with the legitimate coverage. It should be an intelligent base station encouraging the cellphones to register. It would then provide a much stronger signal than the more distant real base stations, which would then be disregarded by the mobiles.

    The most significant FCC objection to cellphone jammers is a safety issue related to the inability to make emergency calls. A good cellphone jammer would be connected to a phone line, and would allow the phones to make 9-1-1 emergency calls (one at a time).

    And yes, I would very much like to install such a device at my church and a few other places.

    1. Re:My wish list for a cell phone jammer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The most significant FCC objection to cellphone jammers is a safety issue related to the inability to make emergency calls. A good cellphone jammer would be connected to a phone line, and would allow the phones to make 9-1-1 emergency calls (one at a time).

      I don't think you understand what you're talking about. Installing a device that only allows one person to call 9-1-1 would be a liability nightmare. I don't think anything even has to happen for you to get sued into oblivion for creating an unsafe situation.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:My wish list for a cell phone jammer by terrymr · · Score: 1

      I think the most significant objection is willfull interference with a licensed user of a piece of radio spectrum.

    3. Re:My wish list for a cell phone jammer by lpoulsen · · Score: 1

      Does your comment reflect any analysis of the risks, or it is a kneejerk assumption that lawyers will wedge themselves into any tiny hole and screw you?

      Allowing for one 9-1-1 call will make it possible to report a fire in the room. Any individual emergency is unlikely to require multiple calls. The likelyhood af multiple individual emergencies is also very low.

      I can see some legitimacy in an objection to blocking emergency calls that the public may have had an expectation of being able to make. Addressing that should make the device more palatable.

      However, I will be quite comfortable with not providing such a call path, and instead proving a recording that says "this location does not allow you to make calls, please go outside or use a hard wired telephone in the lobby".

      Note that the - unquestionably legal - installation of grounded shielding material around the room will also prevent all calls.

    4. Re:My wish list for a cell phone jammer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Allowing for one 9-1-1 call will make it possible to report a fire in the room. Any individual emergency is unlikely to require multiple calls. The likelyhood af multiple individual emergencies is also very low.

      Unless the roof falls in or something, in which case it's likely that anyone not dead is having a personal emergency.

      It does not take much imagination to come up with a scenario in which only being able to make one 9-1-1 call is a problem.

      If the jamming signal bleeds out of the building, maybe someone who got run over in your parking lot can't call if someone inside the church is having a heart attack.

      Note that the - unquestionably legal - installation of grounded shielding material around the room will also prevent all calls.

      Of course, if it can somehow be shown that you did it with the intention of blocking cellphone calls, and you don't warn people that you have done it, then someone could possibly prove in court that you created a hazardous situation by intentionally blocking cellular use and not informing your patrons.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:My wish list for a cell phone jammer by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Unless the roof falls in or something, in which case it's likely that anyone not dead is having a personal emergency.

      And usually, if the roof falls in on a building, there is an interruption in power and the device would be cut off.

      It does not take much imagination to come up with a scenario in which only being able to make one 9-1-1 call is a problem.

      I can't think of any. If there is a huge problem, the person running the blocker can turn it off. If there isn't a huge problem, only one call need be made.

      If the jamming signal bleeds out of the building, maybe someone who got run over in your parking lot can't call if someone inside the church is having a heart attack.

      And so, the paramedics will come and find two problems instead of one. And you know what? That's all that would respond if you were to make those two calls silmultaniously now. There isn't more than one ambulance per fire station, so they send that one when a problem happens, and another if the first indicates it is necessary. So you've found a situation where two people might want to call 911, but the fact that only one made it through made no difference in the response. That is how nearly all such situations would happen. Could there be some liability problems? Sure, we sue because we lift lawn mowers in the air by the shroud to trim hedges and successfully sue when we lose fingers or limbs. So I would expect someone would get sued over this in short order. That doesn't mean it isn't a net beenfit to society, or that anyone would actually be harmed by such a system.

    6. Re:My wish list for a cell phone jammer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      That doesn't mean it isn't a net beenfit to society, or that anyone would actually be harmed by such a system.

      Is there a net benefit to society? It seems to me that jamming cellphones is treating the symptoms - people talking on their cellphones at inappropriate times - when what we ought to be dealing with is the problem, which is that society is unwilling or unable to teach these people when to use their cellphones. Telling people to stop, and having them kicked out if they don't, is the answer.

      I don't like band-aid fixes, especially when people who are not the problem are also getting taped down by it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  30. but let's think further by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Maybe. But what you are describing is the reaction of a determined and intelligent enemy, and usually folks with that much determination and intelligence can make a living more easily by legal means.

    After all, it's far less risky -- but takes more intelligence -- to get rich running sneaky sleazy (but quite legal) land-development schemes than to get (briefly) rich by running crack-smuggling rings.

    That it's impossible to stop all crime is a truism, something perfectly true but devoid of useful meaning. The point of law-enforcenment is to make crime annoying and expensive enough that you drive intelligent and imaginative people out of the business, and the only ones left are the more easily caught and generally less dangerous boneheads.

    1. Re:but let's think further by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      But what you are describing is the reaction of a determined and intelligent enemy, and usually folks with that much determination and intelligence can make a living more easily by legal means.

      Umm, say what you will about the 9/11 hijackers but I don't think you can say they weren't determined and intelligent.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    2. Re:but let's think further by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Sure I can. Someone with Mohammed Atta's background (upper class, moneyed family, good education) could have done much better for himself -- or even for the cause of a resurgent Islam -- had he put his energies to use in legal ways. He and his companions were complete idiots, as far as I can tell, and did their cause far more harm than good.

      Maybe you're mistaking 'clever' and 'intelligent.' I'm clever if I can come up with tricky schemes to accomplish my short-term goals. But I'm intelligent if I can pick short-term goals that productively lead to my long-term goals. I'm sure if you've experience in computer programming you've seen the (often painful) difference between clever programming and intelligent programming.

    3. Re:but let's think further by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I think what you're describing could be more accurately called "wisdom" rather than "intelligence."

  31. some more subtlety needed by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Ah. Well, I paid for my stereo, so I should be able to crank it up at 3 AM, right? And I paid for a large bright laser, so I should be able to point it at, say, your eyes when you're driving down the freeway at 75 MPH, right?

    It's been said that my freedom to swing my fist ends at your nose. I suggest there are analgous arguments to be made vis-a-vis cell-phone (and cell-phone-jammer) use. No rights are absolute.

  32. Prevent "Unauthorized" Gatherings by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    The key words that come up very often whenever the topic of cell phone jammers is raised are "theaters", "schools", "hospitals", etc. I hate some idiot's phone next to me ringing as much as anyone, but there is a pretty serious problem beyond the obvious "doctors and emergency staff have to be reachable" argument (in this case you can say "carry a pager", but pagers can be just as loud and annoying or quiet and discreet as cell phones ringing.)

    Specifically, many of the larger outbursts of civil disobedience in the 1990s were organized by individuals with cell phones. The most recent specific example that comes to mind is the series of anti-Syrian rallies in Lebanon last year. In smaller countries without much competition, it's still comparatively easy for the police to just shut down providers, as the government of Nepal has done. However, in a country like the US it's just bound to be a frickin nightmare for local law enforcement to impose a blanket shutdown on cell phone communications.

    It's one of those things, like gun ownership or implementation of a national ID card where the usual response is "but what do you have to fear? You are paranoid." However, I am worried about any more by my government to reduce my ability to organize, assemble and protest.

    --
    Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
  33. Come on, People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it's not a Cellphone Jammer, it's a Terrorist Communication Disruptor!

    How could you possibly vote against that?!?

  34. or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  35. Good point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "We give local police guns and other equipment to protect the public, but we can't trust them with cellular-jamming equipment? It doesn't make sense."

    Thats an excellent point! We should take their guns away.

  36. Here's what will happen if they win. by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1


    Suppose my daughter is in a car accident. Needs help, tries to use her cell phone. Just because some capitalist socio-path wants to make a dollar disabling cell phones, she dies because she happens to be a victim.

    Then, I'll sue the high-holy pants off this company, and go to jail after killing him in the court room and anyone else there on his behalf.

    1. Re:Here's what will happen if they win. by Intrinsic · · Score: 1

      PUhlease! If you want that level of care, maybe you should follow her around to make sure she doesn't get hurt? instead of making everyone else have to sit though your conversations about the weather during a movie?

    2. Re:Here's what will happen if they win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will you also sue Verizon if she can't hear you now?

      Something all people should know is that nuisance lawsuits like those are usually laughed at. The judge will expect the level of rational thinking a reasonable person would exercise. That would mean understanding the risks of traveling in areas so underpopulated there is only one possible way to contact anyone. If the only way to contact someone is by a communications method known to be plauged with communications issues to the point TV commercials advertise what Verizon does, I doubt you'd even see a judge willing to take the case on.

      This would be no different than a family suing the local bus company for being late/breaking down when they decide to use it to take their dying child to hospital.

      In the case of the cell phone, the answer is: Use a CB radio, channel 9. ANYONE that plans to drive through areas that have absolutely no other way than wireless comms to contact emergency service should have one or risk looking like a fool. And yes, places that don't have actual wired lines do use them still. They don't have much choice, really, since in most places like that cell phones don't work very well, either. And being that channel 9 is dedicated for emergencies ONLY, jamming it probably is (or should be) a federal offence.

    3. Re:Here's what will happen if they win. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Suppose my daughter is in a car accident. Needs help, tries to use her cell phone. Just because some capitalist socio-path wants to make a dollar disabling cell phones, she dies because she happens to be a victim.

      Fuck your daughter. When her car is embedded in my home *because* she was yapping on her cell phone, then I'll happily block her cell phone while she calls all her friends to update them on her car's paint job. Oh, and since your reading comprehension is as bad as your daughter's driving, perhaps you could take note that no one here advocated blocking signals in public places like roads (except spot blocking to bug bad drivers like you and your daughter always yapping on your phones).

  37. Here's a solution for the theaters: by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    Install an emergency only phone in the back with red lighting around it, and play a clip before the movie explaining that your cell signal is being blocked for the length of the movie, and if there is an emergency, the phone in the back of the theater can be used to contact the management of the building, and the manager calls 911? It prevents kids picking up the phone and forcing the police to come out to every false alarm, and the manager is always there as long as a screen is going, they're the last ones to leave so they can lock up.

    I think that makes perfect sense.

    And to the people who are complaining about not being able to be reached, well, get a beeper and tell the babysitter what theater you will be at, and which screen it's showing, so they can call the theater to have the manager get you. Or even do something like what Applebee's does, and give out little 500' range pagers to people who ask for one, so you can be buzzed if a call comes in for you?

    Both of those solutions allow ME to enjoy my movie, and I'd be willing to pay a little extra for a promise of NO CELL PHONES IN THEATER.

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    Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
    1. Re:Here's a solution for the theaters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This does not solve the problem. There have been a number of (recent) trials of jammers around the world. I all cases that I am aware of (and I am reasonably up to date) there is indiscriminate spillover outside of the intended area, in some case effecting phone communications for up to a mile away from the jammer. Blocking mobile phones is hard, particularly in built up areas where there a number of cell towers in the area. There are a number of approaches, the most common is the use of a picocells to capture all nearby phones, and currently despite what the manufactures claim they have proven, both in labs and in field trials to, be very blunt instruments. Just imagine what life would be like if every shop had one. You mobile would be wiped out everywhere except next to the actual tower. For some that may be progress, I am not sure.

  38. Cell Phone Repeaters, Frequency Generator = Jammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if it would work, but you can legally buy cell phone repeaters for your place of business, home where ever... Couldn't one use one of these to jam/scramble signals just through the signal to noise ratio.. One thing about the one's in Iraq, my father said he only knew when they were playing with it because his wireless mouse quit working! Your cellphone jammer broke my mouse!

  39. Simple solution by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    Build yourself a copy of the radio that was on the Titanic. With careful construction, you too can have a spark-gap transmitter that will block all communication on all frequencies, well into UHF and probably prevent Bluetooth and WiFi as well.

    No, there isn't a good way to shape the field such that it doesn't interfere with your neighbors. However, it will likely have no effect on cable TV while wiping out DirecTV and Dish Network. The cable company will be your friend. They might even pay you to run such a device.

    Essentially all you need is a rectifier, a coil, an antenna and something to break the circuit. An old Ford distributor using the points would work and then you wouldn't have to key it by hand. Old-style spark-gap transmitters were completely free of tubes, transistors or integrated circuits so they are also immune to EMP effects.

    Just think of it as your own experimental ultra-wide broadband transmitter.

    1. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While having all that fun, keep an ear out for when the feds knock on your door....

  40. Have'em at Cash Registers by ahayes_m · · Score: 0

    There should be cell jammers at cash registers. People have no business starting a purchase and then suspending it while there are several people behind them in line. When I run a register and my customer answers a cell I suspend their transaction and let the next person go check out and I don't let that cell toting sociopath resume the transaction until the entire line is through. There is no excuse to answer phones at the register, you can turn the things off for the one or two minutes it takes for your purchase, but because you don't, cashiers should be able to enforce the rule.

  41. Just build one. by Kingcosmos · · Score: 1

    You can build a personal cell phone jammer. Just don't get caught using it.

  42. MOD THESE FOOLS UP by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    or something.

  43. Wait a minute... by chicago_scott · · Score: 1

    The FBI can use cellular-jamming equipment?

    If that's the case then the answer to Howard Melamed's question as to why the FBI can use jammers but state and local governments can't is clear: Don't allow the FBI to use cellular-jamming equipment.

    "'It just doesn't make much sense that the FBI can use this equipment, but that the local and state governments, which the Homeland Security Act has acknowledged as being an important part of combating terrorism, cannot,' said Howard Melamed, chief executive of CellAntenna. 'We give local police guns and other equipment to protect the public, but we can't trust them with cellular-jamming equipment? It doesn't make sense.'"

  44. The dark side of the credit system. by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1
    If they refuse then leave and do a chargeback on your credit card for the tickets.
    I take exception to the idea that chargebacks are an acceptable way of resolving issues. Its no different that writing a check with magic ink that disappears by remote control. Consumers (ab)use this feature to the detriment of retailers, and Visa/MasterCard/AMEX/Discover don't fucking care because its not their money, and they already got their transaction fee (and probably a processing fee for the dispute).

    The right thing to do would be to demand a refund (you seem to have skipped that step), and take them to small claims court if they refuse..... but you wouldn't do that, because that would require you to loose money for a principle. Well you know what? Some people are willing to loose money for a principle, which is why there still exist a few places where credit cards are not accepted.
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    "Prediction: within 10 years, Windows will be a Linux distribution." Me, 7-6-2016
    1. Re:The dark side of the credit system. by PlasticArmyMan · · Score: 1

      People that lose money for a principle are people that can afford to lose it. Most people can't, hence why hardly anyone ever does. It's a nice ideal though...

  45. wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean cell jammers are legal now, becuase if the answer is yes, let the fun begin!

  46. Available by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    Such equipment is available for the general public, here in Kuwait.

    But the majority of the general public has no use for it. It's mostly deployed in mosques to prevent phones from ringing during prayer.

    Why is it banned from public use in the US?!

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    Mod points are a dangerous tool. Abuse them wisely.
    1. Re:Available by alienmole · · Score: 1

      There are four times more people living and working in New York City alone than in the entire nation of Kuwait. There are some reasons for laws to be different.

  47. Farad's Cage!!! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    Copper mesh walls are where it's at!!! I worked for a defense contractor that did RF engineering IN a small city. Some of it was even rated top secret. The key to doing that work was the labs with copper mesh behind the wallboards... the ceiling... the doors had mesh seals... but worked. I'd suppose those rooms probably get zilch for cell reception too... wonder why? They were working with military stuff, so it didn't have to be FCC compliant. I'm sure they have RF blocking paint that's a whole lot cheaper than copper mesh. If theaters would start putting that up it would make quick work of their problems. To make it efficient there would really need to build the theater with cell blocking in mind.. but it's just like sound or light blocking. Not much harder if you're building it in. Then you wouldn't need jammers.

  48. That would make a great show tune... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    Trouble, oh we got trouble,
    Right here in River City!
    With a capital "T"
    That rhymes with "C"
    And that stands for Cellular,
    That stands for Cellular.
    We've surely got trouble!
    Right here in River City,
    Right here!
    Gotta figger out a way
    To keep those signals away!
    Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...

  49. As for establishments.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't like the idea even more than I hate it when someones cell phone rings and
    someone yaks loudly on it. For one thing,` cell phones aren't just phones anymore, most
    modern handsets these days have built in web browsers, among other things. If I went to
    a restaurant, or a movie theater, and maybe I wanted to do a little web browsing (key tones OFF of course) right before the movie begins or the waiter brings the meal, I should be able to. Plus, what if there is an emergency, and people need to call out to 911? Another thing that worries me, is establishments using this device without shielding to keep the jamming signal (for active jammers) from going outside the premesis and interfering with phonesaround the building.

      All that said, the cheapest, lowest tech, but best solution would be to put up a sign saying "NO TALKING ON CELL PHONES OR ELECTRONIC NOISE", and if some boob ignores this, have someone spirit him/her out of there right away.

  50. Store anti-theft/RFID and FM signal jamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing that bothers me, is when I am listening to an FM radio station while on the
    streets, I hear that "eeeeeeeeeeee" caused by the security scanners/RFID readers they have
    at the exits. This signal can be heard at least 20' from the entrances of the
    stores I am passing. Infact, this signal is so strong, that I could hear it fairly loud in a pair of headphones that weren't even connected to anything while passing through one of these gates (I did a little experiment to see just how strong the signal is, and lo and behold). I wonder how much havoc these things are causing on other parts of the spectrum besides the commercial FM band.

  51. Why can't I jam you? by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    I paid for my jammer so I should get to use it when I want. Personal cell phones should never be allowed in a movie theater. Only on-call surgeons and the like should be allowed to use them, nobody else. And even then, I really, really, REALLY don't like the idea. Why can't one person in a theater of 400 simply skip the movie that night if they absolutely cannot be out of contact? They can't just go another time? There's 25 other times to go see that movie in a week (at least) and they're all going to be the same movie. I'm sure two hours is a lot of time to an on-call surgeon; they might think twice before they spend it at a movie theater.

    Missing cell phone calls has never been a problem with any of the emergency doctors or federal special agents I know (in Washington DC, where you would expect this to be an issue). It's certainly not enough of an issue to warrant a ban on the use of cell phone jammer on private property.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  52. Re:Can I get one (APARTMENTS, etc) by neurocutie · · Score: 1

    If a movie theater owner can get one to use, then basically ANYONE get can one. Which means that if I live in an apartment building, and I don't like my neighbor yacking on the phone at night, or may I'm just an a-hole, then I can jam everyone within a 100 foot radius or more. It would take a VERY carefully crafted law to make such usage illegal and that still wouldn't stop it from happening if jamming equipment were so readily available...

    There are so many *other* ways of solving the movie theater problem that don't use jammers. There is no fundamental difference between a cell phone user in a theater and a noisy, disruptive person in the theater. So deal with both in the same way...

  53. I just wanna know.... by KaoticEvil · · Score: 1

    ... what FLAVOR of jam they want to use. I mean, if it's strawberry, that would be just fine, as would raspberry... any other flavor, however, I would like to be consulted on before its use...

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    You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
  54. Jamming is like using a shotgun by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    to do precision shooting. You will always run the risk of jamming the wrong phone.

    For movie theathres it may will actually be better to tempest-proof the salon. (OK, not military grade, but good enough to shut down most phones.)

    For prisons and other areas where a control over the calls has to be issued a local phone service that takes precedence over other operators should do the trick. Just re-direct all calls except emergency calls to an answering service that just informs the user about limited service in the current area. Anyone that REALLY has to call out should go through a gateway service where the calls are monitored.

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    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  55. Mod parent up ! by PhB95 · · Score: 1

    Tht's exactly what infuriates me in many, many recent decisions regarding "law" or rather "rules enforcement": Instead of searching the a**holes and get rid of them, rely on some mean that prevents them from acting, NO MATTER HOW MANY INNOCENT BYSTANDERS ARE HURT IN THE PROCESS.
    I would prefer seeing the dickhead asked to leave, even if the disturbance is greater. Because NEXT TIME, he simply will not be there, and some others will avoid calling so they are not asked to leave too. And I keep he right to choose, when my phone vibrates, wether I leave the room to answer or let the call go to my inbox.

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    One of those Europeans...
  56. SOLUTION to CELL PHONE JAMMERS by lordkamon · · Score: 1

    So many companies create products that claim to do X yet they do Y and Z

    These guys are going about this the wrong way.

    Sell their product as a "Mouse and Rat Ridder", could call it... RatWire ...that has a "side effect" that typically renders cell signals useless. Then put a disclaimer up that "Cel signals may not work on the premises" and include it with the product.. then PRESTO slap on your fcc warnings if u need them and make millions .

    Wtvr - so many ppl are whiner crybabies about what they deserve... you don't deserve anything, you rather enjoy the privilege of everything you have, including wireless.

  57. The Feds have all control of the Radio Spectrum by ac7xc · · Score: 1

    This has been challenged before in US Federal court mainly the Federal .gov was sued over broadcasting licenses and even requiring Hams to obtain a license from the government back in the 1920's. If the local police need a jammer call the FBI and they will be out in a hour. The problem is that cell phone jammers can very easily jam the 700-1200 MHz communication equipment used by police so they will have a SWAT team at a location with no communication when a cop that isn't an engineer flips the cell phone jammer switch that isn't properly programmed and calibrated. The FBI has engineers with spectrum analyzers to prevent the accidental jamming of other communications.

  58. Suppose it was... by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    "Suppose my daughter is in a car accident. Needs help, tries to use her cell phone. Just because some capitalist socio-path wants to make a dollar disabling cell phones, she dies because she happens to be a victim?"

    Suppose this was 30 years ago, what would be the difference? A) no cell phones - outcome the same. B) Response time + dropped call- outcome the same. c) Charge on cell phone insufficient - outcome the same.

    The point about cell phones being used to trigger bombs, valid point. The ability to use cell phones as timing devices, valid point. The ability to help coordinate gangs of protesters or give advance warning to criminals, valid point.

    The argument about disturbing the peace in theaters, valid point. So where do we go from here?

    I think that the world survived quite well before cell phones were everywhere. This modern piece of technology has
    been both a curse and blessing. We need rational laws and built-in technology to control the use of cellular technology.

    I, for one, woulld love to see integrated into all electronically controlled cars, that the engine shuts off when a cell
    phone is activate with in an automobile, with a grace period to allow the driver to pull off the road safely, then the car would be inactive for 30 minutes. Doctors and emergency personnel need not be talking on the phone either when driving.

    Then again, I think driving while putting on make-up and eating or reading, should be outlawed also. What a Nazi I am.

  59. Yes They Can by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Umm, hello McFly? A ban on use. Not on possession. Obviously a private company can't tell me what I can and can not have on my person.

    Er... sure they can. Every heard of camera bans in casinos and nightclubs?

    A private entity can ban you from doing pretty much anything while on their property. You do not have an implicit right to be there... it's their property. If you don't agree to their terms of being on that property, they are legally justified to force you to leave the property. If you refuse, they are within their rights to call the police and have you forceably removed or arrested for trespassing.

    That said, there is no reason a movie theater could not jam cell phones inside the theater, so long as there are prominent signs that such jamming will be taking place. If you go in there, the honous is totally on you .You know there are no cell phones in there. If you have a heart attack, that's your problem.

  60. Oh i see by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    And by magic the same people who refuse to turn of the ringing of their mobile phones are going to be first to upgrade to PolitePhones(tm)?

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    FRA: STFU GTFO
    1. Re:Oh i see by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Forced automatic upgrade of the phone software by the service provider.

  61. No "right" to cellphone communication by alienmole · · Score: 1

    There's no "right" to cellphone communication. If someone disrupts the signal, you'd have to prove it's them, interfering with a regulated part of the radio spectrum. The dispute is then between them and the FCC, and has nothing to do with your rights.

  62. Your movie theater business. by WK1 · · Score: 0
    However, I do believe that patrons should be notified before purchasing their tickets so they have an option to go to another theater.

    That's why you don't own a movie theater. You're probably one of those nice guys who would allow hypoglycemics to bring their own candy.

    That being said, if you ever do manage to acquire a movie theater, drop me a line so I can come and see a movie in peace.

    By the way, I don't have a cell phone plan. I have an answering machine.

  63. I'm sad by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    It is sad. I don't go to the movies as much as I used to, and I'm a movie buff. I can count on a good experience if I go to one of the independent "art house" theaters, but sometimes I want to see a movie that only plays in mainstream theaters. That just doesn't happen very much lately. I probably only go to regular movies 2 or 3 times a year now, down from at least 25 a while ago. Maybe movies aren't as good to me as they used to be, maybe there are other options now, it might be the cost, but a lot of it is that people are much ruder and better armed to annoy than they used to be in theaters.

    I don't go through life looking for problems, quite the opposite. This one gets to me because I care about movies so much.

    Your final comment is distressingly fatalist. Do you just accept it whenever you aren't happy with the way things are? I'm sure there are things about this world you aren't happy about. Do you simply stop doing whatever it was that exposed you to those things? I prefer to do what I can to make things better. Most of life's irritations roll off my back, but the occasional conversation, complaint, slashdot rant, etc. still gets made.

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    Man, you really need that seminar!
  64. Strange by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    I'm having a hard time imagining what type of medical condition would require a parental response that can wait 20 minutes for you to get home, yet couldn't wait an hour.

    But more importantly, I'm having a hard time imagining why you would want to be a bottleneck in case your son's medical condition flares up. My babysitter talk always includes, "If anything happens, call 911. The address and phone number here are on this refrigerator magnet."

    You remind me a bit of my tenants when I explain the maintenance voicemail hotline. Many people ask, "What do I do if I need to get ahold of you if, say, the house is on fire?" My answer: "I don't have a firetruck, so don't waste time calling me. Get yourself out of the house to safety and then call 911."

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock