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IT Departments Fear Growing Expertise of Users

flatfilsoc recommends a long article in CIO magazine on users who know too much and the IT leaders who fear them. Dubbing the universe of consumer technology the "shadow IT department," the article highlights the extent to which the boundary between users' workplace and home have broken down. It notes the increasing clash — familiar to anyone who works in a company with an IT department — between users' home-grown productivity boosters and IT's mandate to protect corporate data. The inherent tendency of the IT department to want to crack down and control technology that it doesn't supply should be resisted at all costs, according to CIO. The article outlines strategies for co-existence. It just might persuade some desperate CIO somewhere not to embark on a career-limiting path of decreeing against gmail and IM.

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  1. Yeah, what he said.... by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and there are always groups of individuals in every company that DO NOT fit the one-size-fits-all software/security model.

    Some people/groups really need a sandbox to work in, without interference from good intentioned IT departments.

    A virus spread wildly throughout my company recently because IT had thought to conveniently map some not so useful drives for everyone... guess how that virus spread?

    IT needs to learn to provide and protect without being so intrusive as to hinder real work being done.

    Sighhh

    1. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by bigtomrodney · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That is certainly true to a large degree, but let's not overshadow the need for tighter security. Ultimately users need to bear in mind that their PC is for working, and really should only provide for their working environment. It's best to put aside the 'it's my computer' attitude and push the 'it's a company tool' attitude. Speaking as someone who has worked for years in IT, I would be more of the opinion that most staff in the IT department fear user knowledge because their own knowledge is lacking. From experience of a few different departments it's usually only one or two who have the knowledge to begin with and another five or six who are all talk. That's more what causes the friction between users and IT staff. No one minds a straight no if it is qualified, but I don't think anyone will tolerate a grunt of 'no' from someone who's not even sure why in the first place.

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    2. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ultimately users need to bear in mind that their PC is for working, and really should only provide for their working environment.
      Agreed. What need does a biller have in hooking up their IPOD to their work PC? Why would a clientservices-phone jockey need to hook up their USB memory stick? Why would a transcriptionist need access msn/hotmail/yahoomail?

      Then again, if it's a small shop and you're not really dealing with protected information on the network (say, medical records for example), then you may be fairly lax as to what users can/can't do at the workstation.

      *IF* however, you have federal and or state guidelines you MUST follow with regards to protecting identity and health information, then sorry pals, your workstation is locked down. Nope -- no unauthorized memory sticks. Nope, no internet access -- other than white listed work related sites. Nope, no access to install software.

      I've had users ask me for permission to install some "app" they like to use. The simple answer is "no" and I don't want to waste my breath re-hashing the same reasons. So I say "No. Check your employee handbook, page 12 for why" and walk away. I'm not going to have anyone of my guys jump through paperwork hoops to keep CAP or CLIA or MediCal happy so someone can have their computer go "ding" at a certain time using their favorite software.
    3. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      A virus that executes itself off network shares? Do you recall the name? I was thinking the other day about how I never see virii like that anymore. Now adays its all install adware, blah blah, show pop ups - aw cute, sell winantivirus subscriptions.. boring!

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    4. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by ScnGuy · · Score: 1
      I have been on both sides -- as a developer using computers "maintained" by IT people, and as an IT manager whose job it is to ensure IT tools are available and safe, and that information is secure.

      As a user (this was a while back), I invariably went "outside" the "State-approved" environment, usually by creating my own: DOS, Windows, Unix, whatever. The price of freedom was responsibility. I had to support the systems myself, since IT had no clue what I was doing. Where firewalls and other security constraints got in the way, I would handle it either by negotiation (usually I was working on a project that required some access to sensitive corporate data) or by, again, going outside - using external ISPs, services, etc. I was usually able to negotiate a modem line.

      On the other side, I have set a firm "this is a company computer" policy in place, and let everyone know that we can and do see everything on their computer, including all emails and web traffic. (The real truth is that I stopped being so draconian and stopped paying for all the web monitoring tools, but they don't know that!) However, emails and other communications can be monitored. I also have various password cracking tools I use to get into, say, Excel docs when it is needed, and that is a "service" of IT. Yes, there are some things we cannot, obviously, crack, but, again, they don't know that.

      What ends up happening is that I have users who are knowledgeable and I give them leeway to be self-maintaining. They end up being my best customers, since they are not hammering my door to give them access they obviously are able to use correctly. Also, my average users know that their computer is really a tool, and they do not want to cause trouble.

      Also, of course, I tolerate a bit of personal eBay and web radio to keep the people happy. I just ensure that we have all our AV in place!

      The only real trouble user I have is an executive who thinks he knows, but has no clue, and ends up digging himself into holes that it can take a day or two to dig out of - this, even restricted from "Admin" privileges.

    5. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by markov_chain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What need does a biller have in hooking up their IPOD to their work PC? Why would a clientservices-phone jockey need to hook up their USB memory stick? Why would a transcriptionist need access msn/hotmail/yahoomail?

      Morale.

      This is a tricky thing and different for different types of work. A long time ago when I worked at a research lab, they tolerated my Linux boxes going onto their corporate network, which was a mix of Solaris and Windows. I even managed to interfere with their routing infrastructure by doing experiments with gated. They might have been upset about it, but in the end good work got done and the creative people were happy. If their policy had been draconian, the said good work would have been done at a competitor.

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    6. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's best to put aside the 'it's my computer' attitude and push the 'it's a company tool' attitude.

      It is my computer. I will not have my productivity suffer at work by being forced to use a Windows machine (been there, done that, have enough t-shirts, thanks). So I use my Mac.

    7. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      and there are always groups of individuals in every company that DO NOT fit the one-size-fits-all software/security model.

      Well, there's that, and then there's IT departments that use one-size-fits-no-one software. We develop our software using XEmacs 19.13 (September 3, 1995) because IT doesn't want to tweak a more modern version to work with our RCS.

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    8. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Morale.


      And how would their morale hold up when their employer is either shut down, fined in to oblivian or loses their ability to bill medical or some critical private insurance (essentially, you go out of business) for not providing necessary safegards for indentity/medical history? I don't think that their morale will be that high when they get their last check...

      A radio is fine. A tape deck. Even a CD player. Hell... even an MP3 player is fine so long as it's not hooked up (and unable to hook up) to a workstation.
    9. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And how would their morale hold up when their employer is either shut down, fined in to oblivian or loses their ability to bill medical or some critical private insurance (essentially, you go out of business) for not providing necessary safegards for indentity/medical history? I don't think that their morale will be that high when they get their last check...

      Why is data so unsecured that the receptionist who plugs in her iPod can somehow get access to identity/medical histories? That's not the fault of the iPod or the receptionist.

    10. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by ScnGuy · · Score: 1
      Having a policy of pulling down the iron curtain will hinder productivity. IT is not so clairvoyant as to know all the possible software tools there are that its organization needs to get its jobs done. Some of the best software I currently use came from someone's non-supported favorite tool-box.

      IT's job is to ensure that the people who make money for the company can make money for the company. IT is a support function. Therefore, IT should ensure their customers (sales, marketing, line managers and users) have the tools they need to get the job done, increase revenue, reduce cost, within the constraints of (and despite) regulation and business prudence.

    11. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. I had to deal with not having internet radio or instant messenger this past summer. I was a law clerk meaning I also had to keep track of billable hours and the like. The fact of the matter is that the IT department didn't see it fit to distinguish between those you had to worry about for productivity (not attorneys) and those of us who operate SOLELY ON A BILLABLE HOUR REQUIREMENT WITH A CORRESPONDING ETHICAL OBLIGATION (attorneys). Some kind of instant messenger other than email would have been great, as email is crazy in most places of business and you get these @ALL-OFFICE emails about every ten seconds. Lastly, most of the attorneys I worked with could and had previously DESIGNED what these knuckleheads were plugging in. Of course, it also took three days to get visio.

    12. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by ElleyKitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is data so unsecured that the receptionist who plugs in her iPod can somehow get access to identity/medical histories? That's not the fault of the iPod or the receptionist.
      An iPod could have a virus/keylogger/spyware/whatever, and whatever information the receptionist (or data entry minion, or whoever has an iPod) works with as a part of her job can then be comprimised. It's not that she'd suddenly gain access to things she shouldn't, but that things that she does have and need access to need to be secured.
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    13. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      IT needs to learn to provide and protect without being so intrusive as to hinder real work being done.
      IT has much bigger problems than just being intrusive and untrusting. In this day and age, large IT departments are outsourced and compartimentalised to ridiculous degrees, creating a lot of overhead, paperwork and delays. In the past, you'd just call HP (or whomever) to order some hardware, set it up and tune it yourself, and you'd have a good production server farm or development box just the way you wanted and in very little time. These days, if I order hardware it takes perhaps a week for the physical machine to be placed into the datacenter... and then no less than 5 teams need to have their way with it, taking another 2-3 months. And that is for a standard build...

      It's not just the delays... the guys in those tiny, myriad departments are too far removed from the actual end product (running a useful bit of software). They are not helping their "clients" bring their projects to a succesful close like they used to; they are instead only concerned with their own little SLA's, metrics and procedures. All this leads to non-delivery or delays, especially since they all have plenty of other departments to blame the delays on. Funny, but personally I have never seen any department in any business that was allowed to operate in such a manner, where the employees would not scream "we cannot work this way" after trying it for a few weeks after which a hasty reorganisation put things back into a saner structure. No dept, except IT, where apparently delays are accepted and expected.

      "If you don't deliver, I'll go somewhere else." Life works like this in most departments, except where a department is more or less unavoidable. And now the end users are finding that the IT dept is no longer as unavoidable as it used to be. Good for them. But while a CIO would do well to consider how to allow end users more leeway in a responsible manner, he should worry a lot more about why users are turning away from his department as soon as they get the chance.
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    14. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by yuna49 · · Score: 4, Informative

      One of my clients is a community health center. We're looking into the Linux Terminal Server Project http://www.ltsp.org/ for precisely the reason that meeting HIPAA requirements for privacy and security is nearly impossible unless we can centrally control what's running on the workstations. In the next hardware tranche we're looking to go diskless with no CD writers and no USB support for mass-storage devices.

      Having only one, centrally managed, desktop image has a lot of appeal as well!

    15. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by dankney · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A good net admin is flexibile. If there's a good reason for it, any rule can be bent. I'm going to treat you like an adult and explain why your actions are potentially risky and are against policy -- I'll ask you to work with me to find a less risky way to accomplish the same goals.

      If you're doing network experimentation for a legitimate reason (work-related, not just being a dick), it's easy enough for me to vlan you off from the rest of the network. I'll even give you a gateway to the internet if you need it, but you'd better believe that your gateway is going to null route anything that's attempting to hit my servers or your co-worker's machines. My job may be to enable your research, but it's also my job to protect everyone else's data and productivity from your experiments should they go wildly wrong.

      I'll make sure you can do your work, but you may not be able to go about it in the way that you originally wanted to; my flexibility must be matched by yours. If you crash your own machine in the process, that's a risk you chose to take. I just have to make sure that everyone else on the network has the same choice and isn't subjected to yours.

    16. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lol, if only it was simple. every business has different needs. there is no one size fits all for security. but, the best way to avoid such chaos, is to piss off the employees. no removalable media, no hdd, read only, data stored on servers, (that crash and corrupt for various reason, whys the log file 240GB? lol) if you want total security, dont have a internet connection, fire all the empolyees, and setup an AI, that'll learn and take over the world. etc... IT savy ppl (or ones who think they are) are good for IT, esp. for IT repair companys, cos that make the simple problem worse, and more time needs spent on the PC to fix it.

      but seriously just have punishment for the one whom brings the problem in. after all, you'ld get punished for bringing SARS/HIV/ variuos mini nukes into your community. either by law, or by the community if the law does nothing.

    17. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Our solution is pretty simple. Those users that are allowed to modify their configurations and install applications and/or hardware at their own discretion also receive support that amounts to "we'd be happy to wipe your machine and return it to you in the original standard configuration."

    18. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jaweekes · · Score: 1

      As an IT professional I am scared of people who "know enough to be dangerous". In other words, people who think they know how to fix / install / etc their systems, but do not know what the result is of their actions. For example, I have a remote office that is convinced that they should replace their hard drives every time they have a problem, because it worked once and they now know how to do it. They also believe that they should be able to perform a "defrag" on their computers, even though they cannot tell me why it would help. I impose limits on my users globally because for every person that actually knows how to fix the computer, there are 20 that think they have a clue but do not. If I maintain global policies then I am going to reduce my support time by a lot, even though I have to do all the installs myself, just because I don't have to fix peoples "attempts". Sounds strange, but it is true, and proven time and time again.

    19. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Print Screen -> jpg -> IPOD HD.

      Cut/Paste from APP -> text File -> IPOD HD.

      Scan

      You've obviously never worked with state/federal payors who are cracking down on fraud. Not only from the entity making the claim for service, but forcing the entity making the claim to police their own CLIENTS for fraud. There are volumes of various types of regulations and procedures that CAP/CLIA/Medi require and we are regularly inspected for compliance.

      Sucks to be in IT in the medical field sometimes.

    20. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is data so unsecured that the receptionist who plugs in her iPod can somehow get access to identity/medical histories?

      Because it's an important plot device so the hero can save his family. Duh.

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    21. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by tushar · · Score: 1

      Ultimately users need to bear in mind that their PC is for working, and really should only provide for their working environment. It's best to put aside the 'it's my computer' attitude and push the 'it's a company tool' attitude.
      Attitudes like that are the reason why users try to circumvent the "security measures". If I am a frequent traveler, am I supposed to carry two laptops - one for personal use, the other for company use? Or two cell phones - one for personal use, the other for company use? Or... IT departments need to realize that there are users who need to go outside the "policy". Thankfully our IT department is not that draconian and allows users to use their laptops the way they want (within reasonable limits) and even provides support when things break (again within reasonable limits).
    22. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by fbartho · · Score: 1

      If the ipod can be plugged in, it means there's other software that can be installed. Once you let general purpose software get installed, all it takes is one ignorant user to install something that comes with even something as trivial as vnc coupled with a self creating outgoing tunnel, and then anyone can get in to the user's machine and do anything he can... including leak any data he can leak.

      That said I won't work at a company that restricts me to the point of not letting me use things that make me more productive, like music. Some companies make their users responsible for their own computer... That said that requires having more of the employees technically minded. Once you make each user responsible though, all you need to spend on is a small staff of company hardware specialists for when things break, or users take things seriously enough to ask to be helped with things they don't know how to do, and the company starts saving money. That same staff is responsible for making lessons on how to do common tasks that people have trouble with, and then you start showing those lessons at employee training and online.

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    23. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's always the sales guys. I actually saw a group of them complain so hard that they succeeded in getting access to streaming media sites, at a time when our bandwidth was just about at capacity. It started to affect the rest of the building, so we throttled their subnet.

      You've never heard so much screaming and whining. Goes all the way up to the top. CEO gets involved, wants to know the problem. We explain the problem, which was reasonably unsolvable at that point (no money for bigger pipe).

      Then we provided the logs. We were pretty pissed off, so we provided all the logs.

      Result? 3 people fired for what we'd consider "real" violations, and 11 people given warnings about the proper use of work equipment.

      To this day, we have the most viruses, the most spyware, and the most user-caused problems from that department. The people who work there are not tech savvy, they are not problem solvers. But each and every one of them believes that their position is by far the most important position in the company, above and beyond the people who actually produce the product.

      Now I understand that you want a certain type of person for sales, and I understand that by and large, the kind of person who works in sales needs to have certain character traits to be a good salesperson, and that that sort of person isn't usually over-supplied with introspection.

      But take this to heart: IT is there to keep things working. IT is there to introduce, after a period of testing, new software. IT is there to protect company data from malicious outsiders...and malicious insiders, and to maintain critical systems, and to fix technical problems.

      The purpose of IT is not to do whatever you want them to do; they have to take care of the whole organization, and the needs of the organization as a whole come first. It's not to bend the security guidelines for every program that one person thinks he needs. It's sure as hell not to mindlessly support every whim of every middle manager who is desperate for his department to have something to blame for his failure to meet sales goals.

      Some users we trust with elevated permissions. Some users we allow to install their own software. It may even be as high as 8 or 9 percent of our user base. Percentage in finance, for example, is like 60%. The percentage in the advertising department? Maybe 1 in 100. They are non-technical users who have a poor appreciation of security risks, and are incapable of not clicking on a pop-up if one pops up in front of them.

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    24. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      need to listed to your ipod, fine either:
      1. use the USE/firewire charger that plugs into an outlet and a set of headphones/speakers
      2. get a stand alone ipod player. it sits on your desk you put your ipod into it and you play your music.

      There are bunch (granted they all cost a lot) of ipod players that sit on your desk. No network, no connection to one's computer needed.

      The person bought an ipod, they can go buy the rest of the things needed to play/charge their ipod.

    25. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Print Screen -> jpg -> IPOD HD.

      Cut/Paste from APP -> text File -> IPOD HD.

      Scan"

      Pen -> paper -> pocket

      Pencil -> post-it note -> pocket

      Information that is valuable enough to protect should be valuable enough to teach employees at all levels how to protect.

      How about the IT guys start teaching safety instead of just bitching about how little the employees know about it.

    26. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Yeah... now long would it take to pencil a screen full of data vs. cut/paste?

      We're not just talking about teaching employees how to protect data, we're PREVENTING employees from stealing data. That job has been assigned to us by the feds via medical compliance regulations.

      How about the IT guys start teaching safety instead of just bitching about how little the employees know about it.


      How about ignorant ACs keeping STFU instead of bitching about stuff they know nothing about?
    27. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      Wish I had mod points, but alas I do not.

      From experience of a few different departments it's usually only one or two who have the knowledge to begin with and another five or six who are all talk

      Most insightful thing I have read all day. I work in a department where, while good intentioned, the majority of the staff are just hoping no one catches on to the fact that they dont know what they are talking about. One or two are arrogant enough to think they actually belong where they are. and the remaining 3 who are actually good at what they do are made up of 1 non technical background, 1 associates, and one BS in Computer Science. It seems the dilbert principle works rather well in most IT departments. If you cant keep up technically then they figure you must be better at management. So on a network of 800 people you have all the support calls going to 2-3 people at any given time out of 14. And from what I hear, this is not an uncommon scenario.

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    28. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by tftp · · Score: 1

      If your personal use exceeds what is allowed on company's equipment then yes, you must carry two laptops because I don't want your pr0n getting backed up on company's long term storage when you return from the trip. It may also get you fired.

    29. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

      I think the real question in that case is: "Why wasn't Harrison Ford busying himself with making Indiana Jones 4 instead of goofing off making some drippy techo-heist-thriller movie?"

    30. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by ScnGuy · · Score: 1
      Basically, I agree with you. Some comments:

      I would have handled the CEO about the same way, but I would have added the price-tag for a bigger pipe along with the logs... Was there any legitimate use of video, or was it all porn? ;)

      I invest heavily in AV, anti-spyware, patching systems, etc., to mitigate against the web. Where there is internet access, I don't care who you are, you're going to get all the ills of being next to a sewer.

      But, I admit I am soft toward sales and marketing. Sure, they don't make the product, but they sell it. Nothing happens until somebody sells something. Sales is a hard job, and I am willing to put up with a bit of prima donna attitude if the guy is "bringing home the coin." Remember, these guys who are making all this money are the first to get fired when sales slump...

      We support the guys making money more than those that spend it, as a rule. Hence, sales, marketing, customer service, manufacturing, shipping -- all line functions -- are supported before Finance, HR, payroll, legal, and the other staff groups. Of course, we support all well across the board, it's just that some are "more equal" than others.

    31. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by nyet · · Score: 1

      >sales, marketing, customer service, manufacturing, shipping

      BTW, of those, the only division *really* making money is sales. The rest fall easily into the category you lumped the others into.

    32. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      It's not even just federal or coporate or university or whoever requirements, it also supportability. How do you deal with it when users throw on IE7 and it breaks AutoDesk and Ansys so they now
      1) can't do the work they're getting paid for
      2) cause you MORE work?

      What about Google Desktop that was known to break some browsers accessing pages on the net, and had other vulnerabilities?

      What about plain old spyware?

      Hell, what about Skype - that now makes your network a "supernode" and you're now paying for other people's calls in bandwidth charges?

      Look, IT can only test so many configurations. It makes sense to have a number of configurations, but you can't arbitrairly let users manage their machines. It's because you have to be a control freak to ensure:
      1) Stability - you can't do this if random hardware, drivers, and software is hooked up
      2) Security - again, see all of the above
      3) Licensing - If you're audited, and you can't say what software Joe installed because it helped him with productitivty, then you can be fined a lot. Especially if Joe pirated that software. Or he bought the consumer license. And he neglected to see the terms about machines owned by him - so now the company needs the license - at a higher cost - with more work tracking that etc...

      The only way for users to be realistically able to put on whatever they want is to have the users own their PCs, and pay whatever support contractor themselves. Otherwise, if the company owns the PCs, they will control them, and limit the uses to mostly business uses.

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    33. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jp10558 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but making users responsible for their own machines is a nightmare in a largeish orginzation. How do you track patches? Licensing? Do you send them to the Geek Squad when some random conflict between the 500 freeware programs, 3 improperly licensed programs, 3 work programs, 5 OSS programs, 2 pirated programs and 1000 spyware traces comes up? Do you just reformat and reinstall? How long does that take you?

      And how the hell do you roll out new software packages? Cause you have no idea what state the individual machine is in, I'm guessing you don't have a mass deployment tool, so do you put it on a file share and say go for it in an e-mail?

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    34. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by RESPAWN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was going to compose my own post, but you pretty much summed up what I was going to state. Most of these people posting here have probably never worked in the Healthcare IT industry. With the HIPPA laws (or is it HIPAA? I forget.) there are extremely stringent guidelines describing what will happen to a company if they mistakenly allow data to be released without authorization. Merely not being in compliance with the regulations (and there are many, including a stipulation regarding removable media) can bring reprecussions for a company.

      I think the problem with /. is that a lot of people here are obviously smart, computer-centric, people and naturally chafe at the idea of having restrictions imposed on their use of technology. Additionally, these people can probably be trusted not to mistakenly introduce a vulnerability to their company's network. But if you spend enough time in IT -- especially in an environment populated with high school educated people with little computer experience (such as a healthcare billing office), many /.'ers will gain a newfound respect for why IT occasionally has to institute many of its policies.

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    35. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by rizole · · Score: 0, Troll

      Agreed. What need does a biller have in hooking up their IPOD to their work PC? Why would a clientservices-phone jockey need to hook up their USB memory stick? Why would a transcriptionist need access msn/hotmail/yahoomail?
      How about;
      *To lighten the load a bit. What's wrong with a pic of your youngest child as wallpaper?
      *Because work impinges more and more into our personal lives. How about a bit of reciprocation?
      *To work around a stupid/incompetant/lazy IT dept/admin so I can get my work done productively
      *Because I can/because it's there (Come on, a geek should understand this one.
    36. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by dankney · · Score: 1

      While paper-gone-missing is still part of enterprise security's purview, it usually isn't part of the IT departments. I dread the day when sys admins carry guns.

    37. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Everyone clap. You just met the IT guy you have all been loathing, and he posts on Slashdot. Thank you, take a bow.

      What need does a biller have in hooking up their IPOD to their work PC? Why would a clientservices-phone jockey need to hook up their USB memory stick? Because if you whitelist sites, then when the boss says "go to site XXX and tell me this..." they can't. And when the HR department says "go to www.friendlyHRpeople.com" to file a complaint they can't do it. But if you blacklist sites, then they can get to what they want anyway using some workaround. slashdot.com is blocked but engaget.com isn't. Or you can see it through someones blog, or redirection, or RSS feed, or a cache, or an anonymizer. This is a battle nobody can win.

      This is the type of attitude that gets us into the game of "If I rename the extension to .rar then I can send you this critical document you've been needing!" Then .rar files are blocked the next day. Then you zip the rar and it gets through again. The war escalates forever. Perhaps each employee should make a formal request to their boss, then to the IT department, then write a formal justification for why you need to visit each web site.

      Of course, it is probably all moot because you had to give everyone local administrator priviledges so they could run the ActiveX time-sheet application your IT department mandated.

      This is the mysterious "IT guy" who thinks he knows the fixed-length list of things that each and every person in the company needs to do their job. They create a blacklist of everything they think you could do on your computer that is bad, and use some 3rd-party product to scan everything you do and disable those actions. They already know better than you every tool needed for every position in the company. Really, this person could just do your job.

      I've had users ask me for permission to install some "app" they like to use. The simple answer is "no" and I don't want to waste my breath re-hashing the same reasons. Yes, you surely know every app they are going to need and have pre-installed it for them. And every application you haven't heard of is probably a virus. Of course, if you had setup their permissions properly then they couldn't install applications anyway. Instead of policing each application, set appropriate domain policies and work policies that make sense. Limit the size of email attachments. Put quotes on their accounts. Make sure the network drives have appropriate permissions.

      Trying to monitor every application used on every PC is a modern version of micro-management. Do you look at every tool that is on someone's desk? Do you approve each stapler? If you don't let people visit web sites, can they bring in books and newspapers? Do you blacklist/whitelist the phone numbers they can call and receive calls from?

      So I say "No. Check your employee handbook, page 12 for why" and walk away. Then you are a jerk.

      This will probably get modded as a troll. But I bet every person with mod points on this system has had to deal with the likes of you. I'm glad I got to find you and finally say it.
    38. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by gmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem most of the time isn't theft. The problem is users who THINK they know what they are doing but really don't. I have worked in several offices where everyone felt they could do whatever they felt like to their own computers and only called the admin when they were at a loss of how to fix it.

      Some noteable moments:
      • The user who decided he needed a better sound card so he switched his with a "less important" user. I get called in when both machines have screwed up drivers
      • The user who thought that his department should have his own file server but then didn't secure it properly. They had to shut the server down to block the resulting viral infection that took out half the office.
      • The constant complaints that our 10 meg fiber internet connection feeding an office of 30 people just wasn't fast enough thanks to some user thinking (s)he closed his/her file sharing app but only backgrounded it.
      • The screaming panicked call from my boss telling me our website was hacked because our web page now contained links to other websites.. Turned out the machine he was viewing it on had adware installed that came with his favorite file sharing service.
      • Why is our traffic so high and why are we getting spam complaints? Traced to a user with a non secured wireless gateway being hijacked by some spammer.
      • Spotty network connectivity traced by another admin to a wireless gateway plugged in BACKWARDS and was feeding DHCP packets onto the network that provided a network connection to nowhere.

      Show me a way in advance to know what users can be trusted and I'll consider letting users have more control. Until then I'll demand that users don't' mess with anything for no other reason that I end up with more work every time they mess up.

    39. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by dankney · · Score: 1

      The centralized management model also has problems in a large enterprise. The build that the legal department needs is going to be the same as engineering or marketing? Is a network administrator really the best judge of which software a researcher should be using for statistical analysis?

      If you want them to respect your professional judgement, you had better be willing to respect theirs.

    40. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by aeoneal · · Score: 1

      The usefulness of a policy can extend beyond employees to customers. Working at a dr's office, we had a patient who had all his meds on a memory stick.

      The problem was they weren't just listed in a text file or something similar, they were in a proprietary format and the USB drive also held the install file for the application. One of the dr.'s assistants was actually going to install this until I pointed out we weren't allowed to do so (and the reasons why); and the policy itself was a beautiful "out" when I explained why we didn't do this to the patient ;-)

    41. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not _your_ network too, is it? Is it _your_ building? What about _your_ payroll department?

    42. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Umm, if what you want to do personally can't be done withing the work specifications of the machine, then yes. If you really must have random games, programs or whatever on a machine, then get a personal machine.

      Now of course this depends on the setup, but where I work, the provided laptops have limited user domain accounts with cached credentials for X logins before having to get back on the network, where X is pretty high. You have Firefox on there for web access, that is not restricted by us - we don't block sites. You have Thunderbird configured for our e-mail system, and VPN back to our network if you want it, SSH if you prefer that. You've got MS Office and PDF Creator. The default Windows games like solitare for wasting time.

      We've gone to Sudowin for allowing installation of hardware for flash drives, with the proper warnings. Other software is included as you can make a business case for it. Now, you can add your own e-mail account to thunderbird if you want, or you can use FF to access just about any webmail. You can go to arbitrary sites online.

      We've occasionally installed DVD playing software for frequent travellers.

      So what would you need on a laptop for business trips? Remember that IT is there to allow you to get work done. Not to set up your dream gaming machine, or your multimedia center (unless your job is creating video presentations or the like).

      We do give users the option to own their own laptops, and we'll work with them for getting the proper home use licensing from the vendors, and they can do what they want. But then our support is limited, we will wipe and install our image if they want, but then they lose their flexibility. Otherwise we send them to Best Buy if they want their own PC support.

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    43. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Apple Computer seems to do fine. It's employees are responsible for their own machines.

    44. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by syousef · · Score: 0, Troll

      Agreed. What need does a biller have in hooking up their IPOD to their work PC? Why would a clientservices-phone jockey need to hook up their USB memory stick? Why would a transcriptionist need access msn/hotmail/yahoomail?

      Yes. What need does a biller have for any kind of entertainment. I say ban newspapers, radios etc. too. While we're at it let's monitor toilet brakes. Oh and most employees stay back late anyway but there are a few stragglers. Let's cut their lunch hour in half and extend the working week to 12 hours 6 days a week. Ah hell lets make it 7 days a week. Worker's don't really need to have families or social lives.

      Now would you want to work there? Are you going to do a wonderful job and slave away or are you going to go slow? If there's a shortage of billers and there are better working conditions elsewhere would you hesitate to leave?

      *IF* however, you have federal and or state guidelines you MUST follow with regards to protecting identity and health information, then sorry pals, your workstation is locked down. Nope -- no unauthorized memory sticks. Nope, no internet access -- other than white listed work related sites. Nope, no access to install software. ...and nope I won't be working there if I have any alternative. Thanks for playing.

      I've had users ask me for permission to install some "app" they like to use. The simple answer is "no" and I don't want to waste my breath re-hashing the same reasons. So I say "No. Check your employee handbook, page 12 for why" and walk away. I'm not going to have anyone of my guys jump through paperwork hoops to keep CAP or CLIA or MediCal happy so someone can have their computer go "ding" at a certain time using their favorite software.

      Wonder what your retention rate is there? Wonder how often your denial of requests have actually prevented someone from doing their job effectively? Now imagine that you want to install a new network monitoring app and your boss says "nope, read page 12...blah blah blah".

      Have you ever considered you're simply an inconsiderate asshole with the people skills of a small mole rat?

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    45. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 1
      What a prick. Read the post above yours in this thread. You've no idea the state/federal regulations involved in the healthcare industry.

      Yes, you surely know every app they are going to need and have pre-installed it for them. And every application you haven't heard of is probably a virus.
      No. Every application that I "haven't heard of" (read: hasn't been tested and signed off) will need to jump through some serious paperwork hoops -- get signed off by the medical director -- after being tested that it doesn't interfere with our LIS AND doesn't break compliance with our major payors. We go through several inspections -- and recently had a surprise inspection by Medical.

      Flying colors, thank you very much.

      then when the boss says "go to site XXX and tell me this..." they can't.
      Because the client-services phone jockey is going to need to do this? yeah right. Internet access is limited to only those who NEED it as part of their job. Data entry, transcription, customer service, whatever does not NEED internet access to enter patient data, results or man the phones. You're a warped prick to suggest otherwise.
    46. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by fbartho · · Score: 1

      What happens with software development for some other OSes is that teams standardize themselves on some level of the bleeding edge to sit at. Subversion for the source code, but one version of the OS and Compiler/IDE per team. The OS is kept up to date with the public OS updates automatically, but the team decides together when to move to the next OS version. Most team members have access to multiple machines and on their non-primary machines they play around with whatever version of the OS they so choose. Most of the time that means the most up to date with the most recent alpha version of the OS that has been released to their circle internally. Other times their other computers run different specific versions with specific loadouts so that the developers can try to replicate bug reports.

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    47. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by mikkelm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Now, you'll have to set a new password once a month. You *cannot* write it down for security reasons, so make sure it's something you remember."

      Walk through the offices four months later, flip the keyboards, and you'll find post-it notes with the last four passwords they've used placed underneath. Typically "1, 2, , 4." Teaching doesn't work.

      Relying on unreliable things for security is a Bad Thing, and the user is always the most unreliable part of any security system.

    48. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      What kind of largish organization doesn't employ MOM or some other inventory tool? That is all you need, then script all your installs with SMS or whatever push mechanism you like. It's really not that difficult to give users the element of control over their machines while maintaining everything. Another option is regular imaging wiping the machine which could indeed be automated as well making it seamless to the end user and making IT not the bad guy.

      Of course education is the best and most effective method for fighting problems with security. The more people that write off the problem as unsolvable the longer it will take the rest of us to come up with a workable option. Fortunately for me I work for a small company these days so this kind of stuff is fine and easy but I know at least my methods can and do scale wonderfully so I imagine there are a number of other techniques as well.

    49. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I'm all for builds based on work catagories. I'm also for having people figure out the software they need. But if Drafting standardized on Autodesk Inventor, then some random user wanting a Mac and ClarisCAD has a lot of work to convince me this makes sense.

      Likewise, some software may be loved, but isn't supported anymore. We are currently migrating from Eudora 6 to Thunderbird for all sorts of good reasons, and someone wanting to keep Eudora or use Eudora 7 has a case to make.

      Likewise, I'm ok with people using Linux for statistical analysis, we have half our people on Linux - Scientific Linux 4. But we're not goint to install and support Gentoo for them.

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    50. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      Yeah... now long would it take to pencil a screen full of data vs. cut/paste?

      Wrong question. The correct question is:

      How much is it worth to them to pencil a whole screen full of data?

      When we're talking about trade secrets worth (m|b|tr)illions of $CURRENCYUNITs, a little writer's cramp is a small price to pay.

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    51. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Yes. What need does a biller have for any kind of entertainment. I say ban newspapers, radios etc. too. While we're at it let's monitor toilet brakes. Oh and most employees stay back late anyway but there are a few stragglers. Let's cut their lunch hour in half and extend the working week to 12 hours 6 days a week. Ah hell lets make it 7 days a week. Worker's don't really need to have families or social lives.
      Do you lack the ability to read english clearly? Where do I say that a biller has no need for entertainment? What I said was even quoted by you. Our company has NO problem with employees bringing radios or ipods or mp3 players or cds such that it doesn't interfere with productivity. Just don't hook the crap up to the workstations (actually, they cant).

      But it was nice of you to put words in my mouth.

      The rest of your post is more ignorant crap I'll ignore.

      Have you ever considered you're simply an inconsiderate asshole with the people skills of a small mole rat?
      Have you ever considered that you are simply an asshole? Who lacks the ability to read and think critically? Who spews words based on gut reactions rather than thinking things through?
    52. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Yes. What need does a biller have for any kind of entertainment.
      Yea, during work hours, why are they looking for entertainment? Shouldn't they be doing what we're paying them to do vs watching internet TV?

      When they have a break they can read a book or do whatever they want for that time. But that doesn't mean you can use company resources to entertain yourself during that break - just like we don't let users just walk in and turn on MTV on the conference room TVs, they need to bring their own video iPod or whatever to watch videos during the break. Likewise, streaming radio costs money, we don't get the nice "unlimited" internet for a flat rate per month, we pay per gigabyte. And one user often eats 500 megs a day on that. That's no big deal, but if everyone used it the monthly cost would be pretty high, especially compared to using a standard radio.

      etc.

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    53. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what need did an employee have to plug their home computer into the companies electrical outlet. If your advice had been implement in the 70's, we could have avoided this whole problem and not had PCs in the workplace at all. It's too bad companies didn't have the foresight...

    54. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Walk through the offices four months later, flip the keyboards, and you'll find post-it notes with the last four passwords they've used placed underneath. Typically "1, 2, , 4." Teaching doesn't work
      Funny story:

      During a routine maintenance job (clean workstations/mice/keyboards), one of my guys found a post-it under a plebs keyboard. It read: "Do you think I'm foolish enough to keep my password here? HAH! I use my birth date so I don't have to!"

      I found the note hillarious. It was a HS kid working as a data entry drone. Now she works for me while going to college earning twice as much.
    55. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by dankney · · Score: 1

      I don't know anything about drafting. I wouldn't presume to tell them what to use so long as it's a major supported package.

      E-mail and other enterprise applications are a different matter though. The enterprise is my area of professional expertise, and if they want me to respect theirs, they have to respect mine. I have a list of supported mail clients (and Eudora isn't on it -- yuk).

    56. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where I work, our official policy is that the computers are for work purposes, and unauthorized software is verboten. Our unofficial policy, however, is that if you don't cause the IT department more work and if you aren't causing a problem, then we (IT) don't really care...within reason. But, if something you installed hoses the network, or if you are sucking up so much bandwidth that it becomes a problem, then expect the IT manager to pay your manager a visit.

      It's basically a tacit acknowledgment that it's impossible (or at least, not cost-effective) to micro-manage every users' use of their work computers. We won't get too uptight if you bend the rules a little, once in a while. But if you cause problems because you are goofing off at work, the rules are in place to allow IT, through management, to take action to keep the company productive.

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    57. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 1

      At our shop, we have two physical networks. The LAB network which is locked down. Then there is the administration network. That network is used by HR, CEO, CFO, etc and we run a policy similar to what you describe.

    58. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      It's good to know that you understand the entire scope of your company's operations, and have the power to define which staff positions are entitled to which 'features.'

      Hopefully there's somebody with some sense in your HR department and/or a few experienced people higher up in the company to bitchslap you for waving around 'page 12' like a petty tyrant.

      Oh, uh, and go change the frickin' toner cartridge on the LJ4 up in the second floor documentation room, dude.

    59. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by ScnGuy · · Score: 1

      Au Contraire, dude. Revenue doesn't happen until the product is shipped.

    60. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Sucks to be in IT in the medical field sometimes.

      Naw, you like spreading it around too much to claim you don't love it.

    61. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by don_bear_wilkinson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not the IT department's job to teach [safety] security. That should come as a series of internal policies and training from HR and other departments - after the policy comes from 'on high'.

      IT bitches because most companies have a huge lack of understanding on all sides, next to zero real policy direction from the top (IT is not at the Board table), and thus are left to clean up the mess. With too little money, too few staff and no way to prevent the problem without making enemies. Of people like you.

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    62. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I think the problem with /. is that a lot of people here are obviously smart, computer-centric, people and naturally chafe at the idea of having restrictions imposed on their use of technology.


      I suppose you can see that as a 'problem' if you like. I choose to see it as a reason why IT drones various mediocre tards shouldn't have accounts, and certainly never mod points, on Slashdot.

      Readers: before you spin off into a rage, not ALL people who work in IT staff positions fit into the above description. Do you? If so, rage on, I guess.
    63. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by don_bear_wilkinson · · Score: 1

      A lack of morale is what can happen when people at work have juvenile expectations of what they should be allowed to do at work and or of what they can do with company equipment.

      Most of the older folks around remember when going to work meant that your time while at work was only for work. And that did not make any of us/them throw a tantrum.

      Of course you can do most any reasonable thing you want during your break, on and with your personal property. If you want to check your email or play some tunes, fine. Get a personal music player, load your music on it and listen to it during your break. IM your ass off from your personal cell phone during lunch. Power up your Treo for 15 minutes twice a day to check your stock quotes. But don't whine about not being able to use company resources and company equipment to indulge your personal life.

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    64. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 1

      It's good to know that you understand the entire scope of your company's operations, and have the power to define which staff positions are entitled to which 'features.'


      Way to misrepresent my post.

      For what it's worth, each department has access request forms they complete for each new hire and modification requests for change of responsibilities. If their supervisor requests access outside the scope of what has been determined necessary for their work it's out of my hands and they need to justify that access to the general lab manager.

      Each departments access requirements were worked out by the department managers, upper management and IT (yes, I have/had input but hardly final say). I didn't set policy -- I enforce it. That is part of my job description.

      Oh, uh, and go change the frickin' toner cartridge on the LJ4 up in the second floor documentation room, dude.

      You sound like a whiner to me. With your attitude, I wouldn't hire you refill paper, nevermind change toner.
    65. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      So have a policy where the secretary usergroup may only run the program they require to do their job.

      Back when I was still studying IT stuff, we were taught that the only real security is 'deny any' security. If your information is deadly seriously and absolutely cannot be compromised, then you simply lock down the system involved for the user involved. Your doctors are one thing, given that they're highly paid, highly educated professionals and a computer is one of their tools, but secretaries are quite another. They're lucky to be where they are, and usually don't have any special qualifications or skills that would justify giving them access to their PCs beyond the job they're hired to do.

      That said, I've got a lot of leeway where I work, which works out for well sometimes and not so well other times. When I first got on my new workstation, the virus scanner didn't work, the machine was loaded with spyware, and it wasn't even patched to Service Pack 2 (this was last year). I ended up spending about a day getting it despyware'd, patched up, (None of the applications I use at work have any problems with a properly patched version of windows), and otherwise brought back up to snuff so I wasn't wasting as much time waiting for things to happen. On the other hand, there's no issue with my USB drive filled with MP3s.

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    66. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One doesn't "get around" federal regulation. Do you really think that "really valuable IT employees" take it upon themselves to commit criminal acts? You have *no* idea what you are talking about.

    67. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by fbartho · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I forgot to address your licensing comment, For that we have a large list of software for which the company has a site license, and in the case of some software we don't have site licenses for, we just have to make a case for the software infront of our boss who can then approve some number of licenses. Now in the case of the many freeware and oss software or pirated and improperly licensed computers takes down a computer or makes it fail, that's considered our failing. We are responsible for making sure our computers work, they have a minimal it staff that can help us, but if we lose productivitiy, it's our own fault. Different divisions will provide install images for their employees, but the rest is up to us. However we are developers for the most part, the administrative assistants do so much work that they make friends with the rest of us, so anytime they have trouble they ask us... but for the most part things just work(tm)

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    68. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Sure, I use OCSNG for inventory and sending out installs. But the problem is if I don't know what's on the machine I can't necessarily know that what the inventory gets is going to work. For instance software firewalls, or application firewalls. They can outright block some random part of the "push" process. Or, when I do know what's on machines, I can't replicate each machine and build a custom install for it. If every machine is different, I can't test the install on something like it. I can't even really have a baseline for testing.

      So I just don't see pushing it out randomly like that. Of course, if your ball of wax is essentially testing on the production machines, then this can work.

      Finally, what if the users don't like having the inventory client on their machines? If they're admin, they can just remove it.

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    69. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yes, you surely know every app they are going to need and have pre-installed it for them.

      For the most part, yes. If not, then it must be approved for consumption and licensed.

      And every application you haven't heard of is probably a virus.

      More than you want to consider.

      Of course, if you had setup their permissions properly then they couldn't install applications anyway.

      This proves you've never had to try this. MS Engineers can't do it half the time - what makes you think you can?

      If you don't let people visit web sites, can they bring in books and newspapers?

      If I can't go to bangbros.com, can I bring in some amateur porn?

      Then you are a jerk.

      Or just tired of rereading the manual to yet another cretin

      I'm glad I got to find you and finally say it.

      "I'm a myopic cretin, and I'm not going to take it any more!"

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    70. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by dave562 · · Score: 2
      The problem most of the time isn't theft. The problem is users who THINK they know what they are doing but really don't.

      I agree completely. The term that I've heard for it is, "Knowing just enough to be dangerous." It is especially prevalent in the Windows world where everything is so "easy" and "simple". There are those users who want to do it all themselves and they think they are the best thing since sliced bread, but as soon as their house of cards comes crashing down around them, it's "All IT's fault because..."

    71. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Informative

      It would be much easier to use a digital camera.

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    72. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by TeraCo · · Score: 1

      I disagree, all of those departments (well maybe not marketing) are key components of 'product delivery'.

      Without manufacturing, you've got no product to sell, without shipping you'll lose your sales as soon your mark realises you can't deliver it and without support the best salesman won't be able to convince them to buy a second widget.

      It's conceivable that with a good enough product, you'll make money without a sales team (not as much as you would otherwise).. but you'll never make money without a manufacturing team.

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    73. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well if Sales is also in charge of actually _collecting_ the money, then yeah.

      Otherwise, I'd say the department ensuring that money actually enters the company is pretty important too. No point selling a million dollars of stuff if the buyer never pays - in fact it's worse than not selling in many cases.

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    74. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by TeraCo · · Score: 1
      What right does the IT department have to grade employees by their status?

      The one delegated to them by the CEO?

      When your CEO said to the CIO "You're now responsible for Information Security. Go make a team." is when they got the right to do that. If enough people complained, the CEO might rethink his stance... but I doubt it.

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    75. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by narf501 · · Score: 1

      Sales isn't the only revenue generating mechanism in a company. When people forget this, this is like cutting all but one leg off a prize-winning race horse.

      Sales just brings in new accounts. Customer service keeps the accounts happy, so they buy more. Manufacturing and shipping make sure that the product is shipped on time. Development ensures the product is updated with new features and older bugs fixed.

      I have seen what happens with marketing, and when they start ruling the roost. Dev is forced to push out buggy crap, which means customer service gets punched in the face by angry customers, and all your good developers will start abandoning ship. Happy fun death spiral.

      Sales/Marketing is important, but they need to keep as reined in as the big-egoed developers who refuse to ship any code unless they think its perfect, who cares about release dates and the fact that competition has support for feature "X" that all the customer base is going to jump ship for. Good management can do this, bad management sits around and wonders why their stock is tanking while their sales people who appear to make the income stop having leads on new customers.

    76. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by narf501 · · Score: 1

      Great:

      With the pic of the youngest child as wallpaper someone copied onto their workstation, came a screensaver with a keylogger. HIPAA or SOX compliance? Well, the workplace will be seeing big fines, and likely IT people will be seeing prison time.

      Work is work, laws are laws, and they apply 24/7. An IT worker telling the SEC or a Federal judge that the breach happened off-hours so the company was lax, won't get any mercy from the courts.

      Lazy IT departments will end up dead on the side of the road sooner or later. Its not lack of a clue that forces them to make sure you don't plug your iPod into your workstation, its not wanting to face Federal prison charges if data escapes.

      Being a geek is OK... but if you work in various industries, there are more laws to follow because its the industry's nature.

      Please learn about the medical industry, and what bad things happen when people violate SOX, HIPAA, and other regulations.

    77. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, there is such a thingy called a "Terminal Server" Only one machine to take care of and a hundred users to have a go, providing you have a license for each simultaneous user. I personally don't care what the end user does on their terminal, it can't be much since the hard drive is nonexistant and not shared in any form whatsoever with the server.

    78. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by narf501 · · Score: 1

      As an IT worker myself, I don't let things escalate. I keep a log of how a user goes around protections, then I get the user, his first and second line manager into the boardroom with a pile of printouts of how the user is trying to dodge corporate policy. This is clearly stated in the employee manual, if someone is trying to hack around IT's policies, they become an ex-employee. I don't like being forced to lock everything down, but I have to, and almost all employees realize this and do not attempt to bypass these restrictions. Those who find it a challenge, will be having to explain about their SSH tunnel to management, and possibly the local police if they are doing something which impacts company security as a whole. Licenses need to be kept track of. When the BSA comes knocking, they want to see invoices, and will be already assuming the company is in violation and will be demanding a multi-thousand dollar "settlement". Every couple days, I run a check to see what programs are installed on what computers, so I can when it comes audit time show that my company pays its dues. An IT department isn't there just to make users happy. Its a factor, but IT has to guard assets that can go in the millions, billions, or even trillions if its a large bank. So, keeping some Joe who wants to post about how they pwned some rogue in a World of Warcraft battleground happy is pretty much last on the list. In a number of cases, a decent IT department can allow personal Web browsing without killing security. I lock down the computers on the desktops, but its understandable that people need to visit sites outside the Web, so there is a secured Terminal Server box that any user can remote desktop to and browse the web on. Of course, they are prohibited from installing software, run as normal users and not administrators, access is blocked to obvious porn sites, and EFS is disabled, but this is far better than the alternative, nothing.

    79. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by narf501 · · Score: 1

      In most companies, a capable IT team won't be dropping "page 12" references unless there is a good reason. Usually if a user complains that IT won't "let them do their job" because they can't hook their iPod to a corporate network and wants to play hardball with IT, I can play hardball back and question why the user is so intent on getting around security policies for protection of corporate data. Usually the user is sent back to his/her work area with the lines of page 12 highlighted by a manager so the user can review them.

    80. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by GaryOlson · · Score: 1
      case "$MORALE" in

      'government')

      $MORALE is optional. Follow the policy.

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    81. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you asshat

    82. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      I agree. At the companies where I've worked, marketing and sales are by far the biggest pains in the arse. People in those departments are prima donnas who think their shit smells like Febreze. Those departments in large corporations tend to attract the people we all hated in high school -- the jocks and cheerleaders who, in their eyes, are God's gift to humanity and think they should get whatever they want when they want it. Nothing gave me greater satisfaction than turning them down cold and shoving the pertinent page of the policy handbook in their overly-tanned faces.

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    83. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great:

      With the pic of the youngest child as wallpaper someone copied onto their workstation, came a screensaver with a keylogger. HIPAA or SOX compliance? Well, the workplace will be seeing big fines, and likely IT people will be seeing prison time. Or, you know... "Right-Click->Set as wallpaper."

      That sort of slippery-slope BS thinking is what makes mediocre IT departments (like mine)[0] have this problem in the firstplace.

      [0]Clarification: I work *in* said IT department, not as a user under them.
    84. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Indeed. If sales is so important, how about we switch off the rest of the company.

      Our web marketing team is a bit like that. They claim credit for all web based sales, and pretend that makes them important. We just write the software, host it, support it, etc..

    85. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Now I understand that you want a certain type of person for sales, and I understand that by and large, the kind of person who works in sales needs to have certain character traits to be a good salesperson, and that that sort of person isn't usually over-supplied with introspection.

      I suppose that's what they call not knowing what they're talking about half the time, and lying about it the other half. Actually the pure salesmen aren't that bad, they just mostly live by ignorance is bliss. Where anyone on the technical side would say "I'll have to look into that" they'll say "Sure, we can do that" on the assumption that we can.I guess they have the same approach to security, don't know what it does but sure it's ok to click that. Those that really annoy me are the pre-sales people well enough into the product to know its flaws and limitations, but who hold flashy presentations using all sorts of smoke and mirrors. David Copperfield would be proud of these guys, we'd like to banish them to the lowest levels of Hell.

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    86. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by aamcf · · Score: 1

      Umm, if what you want to do personally can't be done withing the work specifications of the machine, then yes. If you really must have random games, programs or whatever on a machine, then get a personal machine.

      ...

      So what would you need on a laptop for business trips? Remember that IT is there to allow you to get work done. Not to set up your dream gaming machine, or your multimedia center (unless your job is creating video presentations or the like).

      I travel a lot on business, sometimes on very short notice. I don't have to do this - my contract says I don't have to work more than 30 miles from home. I have a company laptop and a company mobile phone. I use both for personal use when I am away on business. If my employer starts putting restrictions on what I can do with the laptop and mobile in the privacy of whatever hotel room they stick me in, then I will start refusing to travel. This is partly because I don't want to be out of contact with my friends and family when I travel, partly because my company doesn't pay for any entertainment when I am travelling, but mainly because by being so flexible I expect my company to be flexible in return. It might be different if they paid me to be in "work behaviour mode" 24 hours a day when I was travelling, but they don't.
    87. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure son. Just write that DVD for me now could you? Send it priority delivery :)

    88. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just install Wyse unit's on a terminal server or citrix server

    89. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

      >Remember, these guys who are making all this money are the first
      > to get fired when sales slump...

      Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

      Someone has never worked in corporate America.

      In my experience (and I suspect that of most here) the sales people are the _last_ to get fired. Sales are slumping? Well, let's get rid of all that deadwood in product development and support; we need to pay the sales department even more because now we need them more than ever.

    90. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I guess a lot of this comes down to what, specifically we're talking about in personal use. As I've stated elsewhere, I don't have a problem with people surfing the web or sending e-mails. They can use AIM Express etc.

      But I don't quite get why you feel that you should be able to treat company property as your private property. I mean, they don't pay you for work mode 24x7 when not travelling, that (likely) doesn't mean they are being unreasonable when they say you can't host a party after work in the conference room. Or when they mention that you can't use the company car for stock racing at the local track. Or say that you can't run 500 copies of your moose club newsletter on their photocopier.

      I could go on but you see the point? If you don't like your contract, rather than feeling slighted at proper business use of company property, renegotiate your contract. If you feel your company should flat out give you a laptop, ask them - some companies will do this.

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    91. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      "Now, you'll have to set a new password once a month. You *cannot* write it down for security reasons, so make sure it's something you remember."

      And it has to have at least 8 characters, containing at least 1 number and capital letter. Lately my passwords have begun to express my feeling towards these policies, taking the form of things like "P1550ff1T". Now repeat for another 4 systems and expect everyone to memorize those 5 passwords and still knowing them after a 2 week break...

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    92. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by aamcf · · Score: 1

      But I don't quite get why you feel that you should be able to treat company property as your private property.

      I don't, but I do feel that, because I am doing my employer a favour by being flexible, my employer should allow me to do whatever I like with my (company provided) laptop in the privacy of my hotel room. I also feel that I should be allowed to use company resources to stay in contact with my friends and family when I am away from home on business. I actually work for a really nice, flexible employer who specifically allow for contact with friends and family when travelling and informally don't mind how I use the laptop on my time (as long as it doesn't get destroyed etc). This flexibility is mutually beneficial. Because the company goes the extra mile for its employees, the employees go the extra mile for the company.
    93. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by aamcf · · Score: 1

      mean, they don't pay you for work mode 24x7 when not travelling, that (likely) doesn't mean they are being unreasonable when they say you can't host a party after work in the conference room.

      Just thought of a good response to this analogy. I agree that hosting a party after work in the office would be unreasonable of me, but I think if I was travelling on business and I wanted to host a party in my hotel room, it would be unreasonable of my employer to stop me.

    94. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I choose to see it as a reason why IT drones various mediocre tards shouldn't have accounts, .... I can tell that you have negative emotions, but I can't tell why. Please elaborate, or your 'Run program' menu item will be removed.

    95. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone clap. You just met the IT guy you have all been loathing, and he posts on Slashdot. Thank you, take a bow.

      Likewise everyone meet the user that makes life hell for IT, they're posting on Slashdot too!

      You consistently ignored the grandparent's point that in his employer's field (Healthcare) the laws REQUIRE the type of restrictions he mentioned. I don't know the grandparent's personal attitude about things but I do know that your points are irrelevant given the situation he described.

      Because if you whitelist sites, then when the boss says "go to site XXX and tell me this..." they can't. And when the HR department says "go to www.friendlyHRpeople.com" to file a complaint they can't do it.

      As for your whitelisting argument here, in a business involved in healthcare then the boss and HR department shouldn't be recommending that their users go visit sites that are unapproved by legal/medical already. Note I didn't say approved by IT, but by legal and/or medical. This has to happen thanks to laws like HIPAA. If you don't like it don't blame IT, go bitch at your congresscriters because they passed the laws.

      But if you blacklist sites, then they can get to what they want anyway using some workaround. slashdot.com is blocked but engaget.com isn't. Or you can see it through someones blog, or redirection, or RSS feed, or a cache, or an anonymizer. This is a battle nobody can win.

      Yep, you just explained why it's necessary for the grandparent's company to use whitelisting instead of blacklisting. Blacklisting is a losing battle, to insure the company complies with all the pertinent laws and regulations they must use whitelisting so as to avoid the chance of someone finding a way around the rules and getting the company fined and/or put out of business.

      This is the type of attitude that gets us into the game of "If I rename the extension to .rar then I can send you this critical document you've been needing!" Then .rar files are blocked the next day. Then you zip the rar and it gets through again. The war escalates forever.

      And what are they trying to send around that needs this type of extension subterfuge? I seriously doubt even the grandparent's company prevents attachments (at least inter-office) of PDF files and probably .doc and .xls files if they are truly needed. Anything else is blocked due to there being no legitimate business use for them, so why would the user be trying to send them?

      Perhaps each employee should make a formal request to their boss, then to the IT department, then write a formal justification for why you need to visit each web site.

      In a company that deals with healthcare and all the laws and regulations why yes, that's exactly how it has to work. Things have to be approved by the lawyers to make sure the company isn't breaking any laws by allowing it first. Besides if it's something the employee truly needs and won't put the company into violation of any laws/regulations it will be approved.

      Of course, it is probably all moot because you had to give everyone local administrator priviledges so they could run the ActiveX time-sheet application your IT department mandated.

      OK, you toss this one out there with absolutely no justification, you're pretty much insulting the grandparent here intentionally with no justification based on what they posted.

      Yes, you surely know every app they are going to need and have pre-installed it for them. And every application you haven't heard of is probably a virus. Of course, if you had setup their permissions properly then they couldn't install applications anyway. Instead of policing each application, set appropriate domain policies and work policies that make sen

    96. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by MoreDruid · · Score: 1

      Trying to monitor every application used on every PC is a modern version of micro-management. Do you look at every tool that is on someone's desk? Do you approve each stapler? If you don't let people visit web sites, can they bring in books and newspapers? Do you blacklist/whitelist the phone numbers they can call and receive calls from?
      Well the problem is that licensing of products often mandate the micromanagement of all these applications. Luckily there are a lot of tools that can do this for you, but it's still a pain in the a**, because when the BSA come knocking on your door, you better have that inventory ready.

      the problem that is now appearing is the Portable applications that just run, creating a new barrage for possible trouble on the network, and creating a need for even tighter protocol on the desktop

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    97. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how would their morale hold up when their employer is either shut down, fined in to oblivion or loses their ability to bill medical or some critical private insurance (essentially, you go out of business) for not providing necessary safegards for indentity/medical history?

      First wonder why they had incompetent IT staff.

      Second wonder why the critical systems like medical records and billing are on the non-secured network.

      Finally realize those in charge of medical facilities are far more willing to allocate funds for a marble entryway than IT infrastructure and hire skilled IT staff and this is why HIPPA came into existence in the first place.

      Most doctors and medical facilities are managed by self service assholes. the IT sucks because these near sighted idiots refuse to spend on it. But they are willing to overcharge the customer happily.

    98. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Themer · · Score: 1

      Yep gotta love situations like that, our company just gave out IPOD shuffles as an award to all employees, guess what piece of software EVERY employee is now requesting admin rights to be able to install? Guess which department is now the bad guy for refusing to install it?

    99. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To continue the analogy, if your party does damage to the hotel room and incurs extra charges on the bill because of it you better believe they will hold you responsible for it. If the company's willing to give you the rights to install software, they're also giving you the responsibility to keep it clean and prevent it from being damaged.

      Something to keep in mind is the size of the company. If I'm working with a group of 100, I pretty well know who I can and can't trust and I'm willing to give those people I trust extra rights. When I'm part of a team that takes care of 1,000 people, there's no way I can build that trust factor.

    100. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing gave me greater satisfaction than turning them down cold and shoving the pertinent page of the policy handbook in their overly-tanned faces.
      Ding ding ding ding! And we wonder why, with attitudes like this, people work around the IT department. You should be fired immediately.
    101. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by screaser · · Score: 1

      Agreed. What need does a biller have in hooking up their IPOD to their work PC? Why would a clientservices-phone jockey need to hook up their USB memory stick? Why would a transcriptionist need access msn/hotmail/yahoomail? In theory this sounds wonderful. In practice very few IT folks would accept the same restrictions on their own computers without massive revolt, so why should "stupid users" have to put up with this kind of BS. Eh, you're just a sysadmin. Here, use this copy of Windows the way I happened to configure it to try to get all your work done. Really? You'd bend over and take that?

      While sysadmins are ultimately responsible for IT security, there are generally many ways to accomplish that. "Lock down everything and screw the user" is not the only way; nor is it always the best way, overall. Consider that today virtually every "knowledge" worker has 3-10 different job roles. Nobody is *just* a button pusher anymore... You may not care enough to find out why someone needs to use a memory stick once a year, but that doesn't mean there isn't a good (== good for the company) reason. The company can go out of business for other reasons too, like being hampered into lower consistently low productivity by a paranoid IT staff.

      This "only I am smart enough to actually have any control" attitude is also one of the reasons so many IT folks don't get dates.
    102. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yea, it's amazing how, when you treat people like they're your slaves, they take pleasure in telling you where to stuff it.

      If sales seemed genuinely interested in getting things done in the most efficient possible manner, they'd probably get more help. In my experience, however, they flip-flop constantly, with unnecessary staff moves, and constant cosmetic reporting changes which makes tons of work for IT, while providing no real benefit.

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    103. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually plenty of companies have password protected phone systems for long distance. Some monitor every aspect of phone communications.

      Whitelisting is very good for the company. You want to visit peggy's porn, fill out a form and have your manager sign it. It keeps the scum level low.

      You want to modify your desktop and put your recent edition of scum sucker magazine on the desktop? Fill out a form and have your manager sign it.

      You don't need internet wide access to do your job get your iPod porn at home.

    104. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Because I didn't have priviledges to update drivers, add needed 3rd party security software, kill running processes on my own profile that are not working, blahblah /"

      It IS the fault of everything in windows being easy and simple... at home. Average moderate computer user with some harware skills doesn't know about permissions/priveledges. They think, "I can tear out that (miscelaneous hardware) and replace it with the one from the old clunker I am using as a footrest. That way I won't have to call the Kid in IT to come down and screw up my machine / remove all of my password post-its" This poor slob doesn't know that all of the salty snow from his shoes has turned the presumed good hardware into a +12V -> data bus jumper, or that without permissions windoze will not automagically configure and install anything for him.

    105. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, who brings in the accounts that pay your salary? Your attitude speaks volumes. Maybe you are right, they were trying to do something forbidden by the IT Bible. Ever think that they could also be right? You should be telling them who they need to present their idea to for approval. Maybe a potential client is some whiz kid who makes all of the decisions in his company. He doesn't like the phone, He wants to IM his suppliers and vendors. His company will buy your widget X at 10% over margin if he gets real and timely support from your salesteam. If he can't, he is going to want a big discount so he can hire someone to buy and receive your widget.

      If word got back that you cost the company, say $100 000 profit, you'd may find you are too big of a pain in the arse to keep around.

    106. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      How about the IT guys start teaching safety instead of just bitching about how little the employees know about it.

      Security cannot be relegated to the IT department. You said so yourself:

      Pencil -> post-it note -> pocket

      Security is everybody's business.

    107. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      This is the mysterious "IT guy" who thinks he knows the fixed-length list of things that each and every person in the company needs to do their job. They create a blacklist of everything they think you could do on your computer that is bad, and use some 3rd-party product to scan everything you do and disable those actions. They already know better than you every tool needed for every position in the company.

      In my organization, it's not a mysterious IT guy. It's actually a 300+ page service level agreement, renegotiated annually, between IT and the customers. Our customers tell us, at the highest level, everything they need. We agree to support that. If someone at the customer division grunt level wants to tell us at the IT division grunt level that they have inadequate tools, we tell them that the fault lies with their management. Their management has told us that only X tools are required and that's all that's going to be supported. If they need something else, they need to tell their management who can toss it into the hat at the next SLA renegotiation.

      Otherwise, the answer is "NO!" Is there anything difficult or unfair about that?

    108. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by RMH101 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Add to this the tool who brought in an apple airport and hooked it up to the corporate network without any wireless security, so that he could sit by the window. I'd have given him a longer patch cable, if he'd asked.

      Also add to this the other tool who plugged in another WAP with the internal DHCP server turned on and serving addresses in the same address range as his office network.

      A little knowledge is a dangerous thing? Just look what a *lot* of it can do...

    109. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by RMH101 · · Score: 1
      "...my employer should allow me to do whatever I like with my (company provided) laptop in the privacy of my hotel room."

      Please, please write your manager a business case justifying this, using exactly this phrase, and post the response back to slashdot.

    110. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Morale.

      This is a tricky thing and different for different types of work. A long time ago when I worked ...
      ... before iPods, USB memory sticks and msn/hotmail/yahoomail? Yegads, without those morale boosting playthings in the '80s and before, it's a wonder more people didn't top themselves.

      I call BS on the morale viewpoint. I work in IT and cope quote well without being catered to my every entertainment whim, as do my colleagues and the users we support. We have a great working atmosphere, one of the best I've enjoyed, and none of it due to technology.

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    111. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Vokkyt · · Score: 1

      Yes, you surely know every app they are going to need and have pre-installed it for them. And every application you haven't heard of is probably a virus. Of course, if you had setup their permissions properly then they couldn't install applications anyway. Instead of policing each application, set appropriate domain policies and work policies that make sense. Limit the size of email attachments. Put quotes on their accounts. Make sure the network drives have appropriate permissions. Trying to monitor every application used on every PC is a modern version of micro-management. Do you look at every tool that is on someone's desk? Do you approve each stapler? If you don't let people visit web sites, can they bring in books and newspapers? Do you blacklist/whitelist the phone numbers they can call and receive calls from? \ That's not the issue he's dealing with though, is it? It's not like people are asking for a copy of MS Office installed on their computer; from what the OP detailed, it sounds a lot like they are not working IT for a company that has a need for excess software. What use does a financial company have for Photoshop or GIMP on a computer when they outsource their image editing to another company? If it's a program that a worker needs, such as Office, or the preferred database suite, then the person gets it. If they want other things, why do they need it on that computer? Do they need iTunes? Do they need Bit Torrent or Azureus, etc...not for work they don't. It's strict yes, but it's policy. They knew the policy when they began the job (or at least they should have), so there shouldn't be an issue. If they have issue, bring it up with the department chair who wrote the policy, not the IT guy.
    112. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by FictionalAccount · · Score: 1

      He glanced up again for what seemed like the twentieth time that hour. She was still sitting in that chair, one leg crossed under another, a pen dangling idly from her mouth as she tapped through the day's TPS reports. She glanced up from her keyboard and smiled at him. He quickly looked away, pretending he had been checking the clock. "What's up Jhon? Got a big date? Rearin' to go?" He laughed. "Oh, you know me! Always trying to beat the clock!." He had to cover, couldn't let her know his secret. The buzzer went off. An alert. Great, a distraction! He grabbed his tazer and ran down the hall towards the DMZ. Those office plebs were at it again, and a little "instruction" would do them right. His front-line defenders had already dragged the poor bastard from his cubicle by the time Jhon had cleared the security checkpoint and made his way through the cube lot. "What do we have?" "Not much sir. Seems this drone here decided to get uppity and bring in his Ipod." "Really? Music lover huh?" Jhon grabbed the offending digital device from the pleb's trembling hand and threw it on the ground. "Do you know what this could do to us, pleb? Do you know the logic attacks ITForce puts down every day? Do you like living? Breathing that air?" He forced the tazer into the pleb's chest, a little curl in his lip as the luser jolted in pain. Jhon released the pathetic, wimpering drone and turned to his guards. "Take him down to processing and have him wiped. He might have something left in there we don't want getting out." Jhon wiped his brow. Tossing that slob around had broken a sweat. It felt good to be useful. He turned to see her standing there. She was smiling. She liked to see him work. He remembered that not too distant day when he had pulled her from the cube farm and began her training. He had seen talent; had he seen more? He was old enough to be her father...yet maybe that wasn't the issue. One day she would be his equal, her powers as great as his own, maybe even better from the looks at it. Someday she would see him as more than her trainer and Master IT Knight. Someday she would be his.

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    113. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by tushar · · Score: 1

      That's why I said "reasonable limits". I know of companies who won't allow users to install any IM software, simple multimedia applications, etc. on their laptops. What are they supposed to do on business trips after business hours?! I do not have problems with IT locking down equipment that is used in the office, but for equipment that is used outside of the office hours, there should be some relaxation in the policies.

    114. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by aamcf · · Score: 1

      That's quite tempting actually. My manager is a cool guy. He'd probably OK it....

    115. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by aamcf · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'd expect to pay for any damages, kind of like if I'm driving on company business and I get a ticket, I'm expected to pay for that.

    116. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Oh please. How generous that you let them have ipods and mp3 players? So what if your biller wants to pay some bills of their own and wants to keep soft copies of printed receipts? Oh no we can't fucking have that because they might connect something with a virus on it. They're mushrooms: Keep them in the dark and feed them bullshit.

      How about you go back and fucking re-read what you said. You won't even let them install something work related, but no you won't answer that because it's "irrelevant crap". It's incredible that you accuse me of lacking the ability to think and read critically when you're unable to do so yourself. You sir are a fucking control freak who would rather sabotage your own people's productivity than take the time to do your job properly and help your staff use their computers more effectively.

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    117. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Do you just reformat and reinstall? How long does that take you?

      Roughly five minutes of tech time and maybe an hour of computer time. Learn to use images, and standardize hardware. Allow the user one image of their own, as well, but that's not the supported one, and they're expected to know how to use an imaging tool to restore their custom image from the network if they go that route.

      And how the hell do you roll out new software packages?

      Start by asking why the hell you roll out new software packages. For instance, if it's a version of Office, let the users upgrade if they want and put it on the image, but don't force them -- let them use OpenOffice if they want.

      You could actually just put it on a file share and say go for it in that email.

      Some users can't be bothered, of course, so you give those users a choice, either:

      • You get your choice of spyware-laden crap, OSS work programs, even your choice of an OS, so long as you actually get work done.
      • Or you get to be mass-deployed and supported, and shielded from liability if the company accidentally rolls out pirated software to your box.

      I'm sorry, but making IT responsible for everyone's machine is just as much a nightmare. Isn't it?

      --
      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    118. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 1

      I'm a control freak? You are an asshat who appears to enjoy making WAGs about other people.

      Re-read your own claptrap. And maybe read this thread to get some context... or at least open your eyes while you pretend to read.

      I don't give a dingo's kidney if someone wants to pay their bills using company equipment. If they don't have authorization, they can't. It has nothing to do with me. I don't make policy, I just implement it. I'd really like to see that discussion between the billing manager and the GLM... "um, Carlos wants internet access to he can pay his bills".

      With regards to "work related" software, where the flying fuck did you read that gem? You are the poster child for ASS-u-ming. You've no idea the federal and state regulations with regards to software, access, information/patient protection measures that are required in the healthcare industry. It's not a matter of CONTROL, it's a matter of CAP or CLIA or MediCal compliance. The biller who whats to pay his bills -- remember him? How's he going to pay after he gets his last paycheck because the lab lost it's MediCal licence for compliance violations and we can no longer collect revenue?

      Ignorant prick.

    119. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

      Aside from needing line breaks (maybe you forgot to choose 'HTML Formatted' from the pulldown menu), this was good for a few chuckles. I thank you, sir.

      --
      - White Knight of the Order of Mihoshi Enthusiasts
    120. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't give a dingo's kidney ... If they don't have authorization, they can't. It has nothing to do with me. I don't make policy, I just implement it Fine if you work in a call centre. Which is where your attitude will take you.

      Ignorant prick. I haven't got mod points - so let me say to you - fuck you you arrogant piece of shit. I wouldn't let you manage a fucking ant farm never mind a human being.

      she was doing data entry. Now she earns twice as much working for me I'm glad the company compensated her for the demotion.
    121. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'm a control freak?

      Yes, actually you are.

      You are an asshat

      I'm at work. It's after hours and I'm on my own time. I don't think I'm going to click that link for fear that someone like you might be sysadmining.

      or at least open your eyes while you pretend to read

      Very clever insult...for a four year old.

      I don't give a dingo's kidney if someone wants to pay their bills using company equipment. If they don't have authorization, they can't.

      It's at least partially your job to determine if that is a reasonable use of company equipment. Presumable you have some authority since you like to bandy it around. If not it's your job to forward that request on up the chain instead of playing the Seinfeld soup Nazi.

      I don't make policy, I just implement it.

      That didn't fly in Neremburg and it doesn't fly with me. You're no doubt consulted about things. Your attitude is clearly "lets make my job as easy as possible" at the expense of the employees you're meant to be serving.

      I'd really like to see that discussion between the billing manager and the GLM... "um, Carlos wants internet access to he can pay his bills".

      A perfectly reasonable request, particularly if Carlos doesn't have time to sit in a queue because he's doing overtime. You seem to be missing the simple point that people's lives and humanity don't end when they sign an employment contract. By the way I occassionally pay my bills at work, and it's policy here that REASONABLE use of the Internet for personal reasons is quite acceptable. You see I don't work in an IT sweatshop and I wouldn't choose to as long as I have other options.

      With regards to "work related" software, where the flying fuck did you read that gem? You are the poster child for ASS-u-ming. Y

      Your exact words were: I'm not going to have anyone of my guys jump through paperwork hoops to keep CAP or CLIA or MediCal happy so someone can have their computer go "ding" at a certain time using their favorite software.

      That's your JOB. That's why I called you an asshole. You are there to SERVE the users not herd them like animals. If that little application going ding makes his job easier or makes life easier or happier or more comfortable so he can do his job, it's your job to have your guys do that paperwork and get him what he wants or needs. You really are a clueless power mongering fool if you think otherwise. IT is a service industry. We're servants to the business and only one part of our job is to keep their information protected.

      You've no idea the federal and state regulations with regards to software, access, information/patient protection measures that are required in the healthcare industry. It's not a matter of CONTROL, it's a matter of CAP or CLIA or MediCal compliance.

      I don't even live in the same country as you. I'm glad that where I am we don't have stupid regulations that turn me into a wage slave.

      The biller who whats to pay his bills -- remember him? How's he going to pay after he gets his last paycheck because the lab lost it's MediCal licence for compliance violations and we can no longer collect revenue?

      If you're seriously telling me that laws exist in the US that prevent a user from loading software on their work computer well then that RIGHT THERE is why your country is going down the fucking toilet.

      Ignorant prick.

      Please tell me exactly what I'm ignorant of? The ability to insult someone as if I was a profane 4 year old child? The ability to argue by shouting as loud as possible while saying very little of consequence or value?

      Now what's your work policy about profanity from a work computer? Not at a work computer? Well what's your company policy on things you do that may reflect on the company? Who monitors your usage of company equipment? Hypocrite.

      You may be surprised that life and even work isn't about sitting in a cubicle complying with inane laws.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    122. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by nyet · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you're getting my point.

      Technically, you can't sell ANY product w/o EVERY dept. working.

      Fact is, everything COSTS money except for selling things.

    123. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by nyet · · Score: 1

      Shipping costs money. The shipping dept. does not make money.

      Shipping is required for delivery, but so is every other dept, including engineering.

    124. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      You've no idea the state/federal regulations involved in the healthcare industry.

      You know nothing about me. Ironically, most of my software development career has been in the medical industry. There is no law that says that the receptionist or phone jockeys can't install Winamp or browse MSN on their computer. If you work in this industry, then you know that. The "medical director" has never approved software installations in any hospital, doctor's office, or medical software development group that I've ever heard of.
    125. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 1
      Ever read CAP requirements? General Lab? I doubt it.

      Such tidbits as:

      Are policies and procedures in place to prevent unauthorized installation of software on any computer used by the laboratory?

      Is there documentation that programs are adequately tested for proper functioning when first installed and after any modifications, and that the laboratory director or designee has approved the use of all new programs and modifications?

      Is there documentation that laboratory computer procedures are reviewed at least annually by the laboratory director or designee?

      Is there an adequate tracking system to identify all persons who have added or modified software?

      We haven't even begun to discuss Medi-Cal compliance requirements since 05...

      You want a pissing contest? I've been on the LAB side of things for over 20 years -- in IT for 16. I've written procedure manuals for numerous labs and sat on a number of HIPAA panels in `01-`03.

      There is no law that says that the receptionist or phone jockeys can't install Winamp or browse MSN on their computer.
      No kidding. However, there ARE laws that prevent laboratories from operating without CAP certification... And it's very hard for a lab to operate if it cant collect revenue from MediCal or some 3rd party payor because it failed a surprise inspection due to compliance weaknesses.
    126. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by BBandCMKRNL · · Score: 1

      Your doctors are one thing, given that they're highly paid, highly educated professionals and a computer is one of their tools, but secretaries are quite another. They're lucky to be where they are, and usually don't have any special qualifications or skills that would justify giving them access to their PCs beyond the job they're hired to do.

      You've got that completely backwards. You'd be amazed at the number of MDs that can't even operate their pocket digital dictation devices. That is changing, but it will probably take another generation to get to the point where 90%+ of the MDs are computer literate.

      The same goes for most managers in non-technical environments. It's the 'secretaries', that so many people here denigrate, that actually get the work done. I remember my wife struggling to do financial analysis on an underpowered 386 while her boss used his brand-new top of the line PII to print his email.

      --
      Without the 2nd Amendment, the others are just suggestions.
    127. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      There would be nothing random about pushing it out. Firewalls can be managed, your inventory tool will tell you when you have a product which interferes with your install. If the inventory tool fails then you know the machine has an issue. Combine this with some other remote management tools and you can probably fix the problem yourself.

      I'm not arguing for local admin access for everybody but if they want a little music I don't see any harm in it. In fact, they are usually more alert and getting more work done when they have something to listen to. Of course that is just my personal experience so mileage varies I'm sure.

      From an IT perspective everything would work and stay working if we had complete control but at what cost would that be? Delays for a person to have a new port opened on their box cost money as well. Security getting in the way of actual work costs a ton of money. I'm not entirely sure which costs more but I've found security issues usually take longer to troubleshoot than figuring out which app is interfering.

      I've been on both sides of this coin at one time in my life or another. Sometimes the control freak in me wants everything to be perfect, then the realist kicks back in and says that no one expects it to be perfect and the reason you're here is to make sure downtime is minimal. It would be so easy to admin a network if the users could only go to the company Intranet but I'm in the business of giving them their cake so they can eat it too.

    128. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by alc6379 · · Score: 1

      There are bunch (granted they all cost a lot) of ipod players that sit on your desk. No network, no connection to one's computer needed.

      They all cost a lot? Come now. I bought one for US$10 at a Walgreens over the holidays for an IPod Nano. It didn't have the best sound quality, but how loud does it need to be for a personal user in a workplace environment.

      I think your idea is great, though-- There is really no good reason to hook an iPod up to a workstation.

      --
      I don't moderate anymore. Karma penalty for 90% fair mods? Can I mod that unfair?
    129. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      We weren't talking about laboratories. Your post talked about people answering phones. Stop changing the subject to fit your needs.

    130. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by Jhon · · Score: 1
      Wtf are you talking about? LABS have people answering phones -- so do hospitals -- and they HIS' have similar regulatory requirements as LISs. And they have access to protected information (both from a privacy standpoint and a billing standpoint (read ID theft). I've consulted to a number of HXs, a few POLs, ref labs and smallish private practices which did direct billing that wanted their procedure manuals/HIPAA compliance audited.

      Further, if you are in the healthcare field, you've no doubt have an interest in billing state or federal (MediCal/caid) for reimbursement. I don't think you know who created their compliance requirements, but I can assure you, it wasn't the boyscouts.

      Your post talked about people answering phones
      And speaking of my post, perhaps you missed where I said the following:

      "Then again, if it's a small shop and you're not really dealing with protected information on the network (say, medical records for example), then you may be fairly lax as to what users can/can't do at the workstation.

      *IF* however, you have federal and or state guidelines you MUST follow with regards to protecting identity and health information, then sorry pals, your workstation is locked down. Nope -- no unauthorized memory sticks. Nope, no internet access -- other than white listed work related sites. Nope, no access to install software."


      You are just one of the many cranks who think they *KNOW* how to run a business and *YOUR* standards of user access are best. Bull fucking shit. Run your own business the way you want to and spend your resources in a way that you see fit. How dare bully your views on other entities.

      These practices I've spoken about are sound business decisions for the single reason that it dramatically reduce the cost a company puts out in IT staff for troubleshooting/fixing busted systems. Further, it dramatically reduces their exposure to lawsuits. Nevermind meeting state/federal requirements.
    131. Re:Yeah, what he said.... by TeraCo · · Score: 1

      No, selling things costs money too. After all, your salesmen aren't doing it out of the goodness of their heart. The concept you're struggling towards is 'core business', and all the departments I mentioned are part of it. IT, HR, Finance aren't.

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      Not Meta-modding due to apathy.
  2. My personal nemesis... by NerveGas · · Score: 5, Insightful


        Has always been the user who *thinks* he knows too much, and is out to prove it - usually causing problems, havoc, and destruction in so doing. You know, the kind of guy who gets pissed when you won't give them root/Administrator priveliges because he thinks he's a real big-shot. I've heard arguments as silly as "Well, I'm learning Linux on my own at home, so sooner or later, I'm going to know how to use it whether you give me root or not." Yeah, good for you.

        It seems that every company I've worked for has had one. Maybe it's a small part of my personal castigation for the things I've done wrong. Who can say...

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    1. Re:My personal nemesis... by 8-bitDesigner · · Score: 1

      Well, and while this obviously doens't apply to you, I'm sure we've all had the converse happen where we geeks get to deal with IT departments that know far less than us.

      Yes, I'm look at you, Mr. University IT Department.

    2. Re:My personal nemesis... by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For a moment I thought you were talking about me....

      But seriously. My IT department guys were kind enough to give me admin privileges on my workstation and on my colleagues workstations in my department. I didn't ask for it, but they obviously trust me to some extent and i've built that trust over time. I'm not a sysadmin and have never been one.

      It could have something to do with the fact I'm overseeing a highly technical project involving setup of IT systems of sorts. This leads me to the same problem the article mentions. Our system must stay isolated from the world - physically and connectively (no inter-tubes for you!). The problem is its users 'think' they know better and think its ok to put in a CD, or plug in a USB drive to play MP3's or whatever because they can at home. (I don't think I need to tell /.'ers of the dangers of CD's after the Sony rootkit debacle). Of course we've removed all accessible means in - CDROMS/USB slots etc... and have some very harsh rules. But still, it's only a matter of time before I walk in and find some guy with his mp3 player hanging from a machine, or installing something unauthorized... because they thought they knew better.

    3. Re:My personal nemesis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah we had one of those types. A problem one IT support staff faced is that he helps the less savvy, becomes their hero. And when we have to work with those users, we notice conflicting information between his "teachings" and and how we try to resolve the users' problems. We try to discourage them from getting help from that guy but becomes a messy political issue. BTW - this was art and editorial shop for a magazine running Mac OS 7-8 in '98 - and had only one guy.

    4. Re:My personal nemesis... by boone · · Score: 1

      Has always been the user who *thinks* he knows too much, and is out to prove it - usually causing problems, havoc, and destruction in so doing. You know, the kind of guy who gets pissed when you won't give them root/Administrator priveliges because he thinks he's a real big-shot. Just one? I don't call that personal castigation, but a blessing, perhaps even a miracle. Just read a few posts on this story, many will be from someone who believe they have a God given right to make the lives of others a living hell ... err, I mean, responsibility to FIX the technology they encounter. There might even be a correlation to the fact the poster has mistakenly self diagnosed with Asperger's to explain something.
    5. Re:My personal nemesis... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My personal nemesis is the layers of abstraction you have from someone that actually knows something and the mentality of those people.

      My laptop at work continuously reboots. I ran a memtest on it and narrowed it down to a bad memory chip. IT wants me to send in my laptop. I'm sorry. I don't have time to deal with that down time, so I just put up with it restarting.

      The most annoying one is when they redid a few dozen internal webservers. All of a sudden the redirect didn't work (If you went to an internal site and it had been X minutes it redirected you to Corporate Web Login).

      I did some research on my own and found that when they upgraded to the newest webserver someone forgot to bring along the configuration. All the redirect websites were being sent out as plain/text. Firefox correctly rendered it as... plain text. When I e-mailed IT about it I got a nice form letter about "Firefox isn't supported, we use IE, etc".

      I then copy and pasted curl -v logs of all the websites that were broken. I didn't just tell them what was broken, I told them HOW to fix it. I never got a reply back and everything magically worked within a week.

      Sometimes there ARE users out there who know what we're talking about. I'm not asking for admin rights or root access. But I do want to be able to do my job and when your fuckups impede that, it does tick me off. The IT people I know are the ones that seem to have the hardest time saying the two 3 word phrases that every engineer (in my opinion) must learn before leaving college: "I don't know." and "I was wrong."

      In the mean time I wrote a greasemonkey script that when it saw the redirect page it sent me to the correct website.

    6. Re:My personal nemesis... by jasonmicron · · Score: 1

      If he were really smart he'd init 1 that thing and make his own root password.

    7. Re:My personal nemesis... by dankney · · Score: 1

      ...then get fired and/or go to jail.

    8. Re:My personal nemesis... by jbarr · · Score: 1

      Some people are just very trustworthy with high integrity while others will abuse whatever they can. Of course, the challenge is determining that at the interview stage...

      --
      My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
    9. Re:My personal nemesis... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      You know, the kind of guy who gets pissed when you won't give them root/Administrator priveliges because he thinks he's a real big-shot. I've heard arguments as silly as "Well, I'm learning Linux on my own at home, so sooner or later, I'm going to know how to use it whether you give me root or not." Yeah, good for you.

      Depending on your employees that may not be a a problem. Here everyone has admin rights to their own machine to do as they please. However, if you say... Fuck up a company policy (porn, spyware, games) or cause your own programs not to run then you face the consequences and possible termination.

      Of course the fact you know what you are doing with the computer is a job requirement and if you fuck up your own computer then it is plain to all that you really don't know how to do your job.

      Of course if you are dealing with non-tech people then it perhaps there is a need for a lock down policy.

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    10. Re:My personal nemesis... by bubbl07 · · Score: 1

      After reading just the title of TFA, I chuckled because I was actually seeing the opposite trend occurring: as people become more dependent on computers to perform their tasks and are lulled into a sense of comfort, they focus less and less about what actually happens and instead just care that it gets done. This is the trend I've seen in my particular industry, at least. Much of the code I have to write is there to accommodate for those that may need help to get through the application.

      The breed to which the parent is referring is always worse to have to deal with than those that don't know what they're doing, anyway. Curiosity is great if you're working on your own equipment, but combine that with enterprise-level necessities (uptime, redundancy, etc.) and unchecked hubris and you've got an implosion just waiting to happen. At least with the tech-illiterate, they don't fiddle around with something enough to break it, and certainly don't ask for any unwarranted superuser privileges.

    11. Re:My personal nemesis... by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      My nemesis has been rogue projects. You all know the one. It doesn't get backed up properly. It makes calls to production apps and breaks when a new version is released (it never gets into the testing regime). And then the user who created it leaves for another job and then no one is maintaining it and everyone calls the help desk when it doesn't work. Yeah, thanks but no thanks.

    12. Re:My personal nemesis... by danpsmith · · Score: 1

      Has always been the user who *thinks* he knows too much, and is out to prove it - usually causing problems, havoc, and destruction in so doing. You know, the kind of guy who gets pissed when you won't give them root/Administrator priveliges because he thinks he's a real big-shot. I've heard arguments as silly as "Well, I'm learning Linux on my own at home, so sooner or later, I'm going to know how to use it whether you give me root or not." Yeah, good for you.

      Ah, this reminds me of my older brother. I tried to get him to show me the computer he was buying before he bought it so he'd get the best deal and then he buys it without showing me first and I get a phone call:

      Him: "It's the newest thing, it's got a different type of video card slot though, so I'm going to have to buy a new videocard."

      Me: "But you had a PCI express, what did you get an AGP?"

      Him: "Nah, it's some kind of new thing, it said it somewhere, P something...Here's the paper."

      Me: "What's it say?"

      Him: "One A....G.....P slot."

      Me: "Yeah, AGP. I don't know why you bought that when you have a PCI Express card..."

      --
      Judges and senates have been bought for gold; Esteem and love were never to be sold.
    13. Re:My personal nemesis... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, I was that guy.

      Except I really did know Linux (and far better than the admins).

      Then two years later I WAS the admin.

      But yea, I know what you're talking about.

    14. Re:My personal nemesis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Honestly? IT is a stop-over station for most competent people. You start your career there, and if you are good at it, you either go the business suit path, the software development path, or the hardcore-badass consultant path. The people who stick around as day-to-day IT staff are the ones not good enough to do anything else.

      That's why it takes so long to find competent technical people within an IT organization. The good ones have moved up, while the mediocre ones stick around. You may find a low level admin with some level of clue, but chances are he won't be there for long.

    15. Re:My personal nemesis... by vgaphil · · Score: 1

      What is your job title?

      --
      A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. -- Einstein
    16. Re:My personal nemesis... by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      I work for a rather small ISV, and do internal IT as a side job to customer deployment.

      I've setup a really simple policy, where every user has a choice:

      a) Internal IT maintains your computer

      Or rather the automated deployment system. You don't get any rights, at all. If anything breaks, it's my fault.

      b) You maintain your computer

      The user maintains his machine. Windows Update / Virus scan is still monitored centrally, but can be configured by the user. You install all your programs on your own. You have local admin rights. If you break anything, my "help" will consist of deploying an empty windows image.

      Of course this is only the official standpoint - most developers choose to maintain their own machines, and i'm willing to help with problems where i can still see the light at the end of the tunnel. Most administrative staff has a rather locked down computer.

      This isn't in the USA, so everyone has complete, unmonitored internet access - i don't see a problem with this. If someone hugs to much bandwidth, i will tell them. I don't care what sites they surf on. Why should i?

      Their direct superior will always know if their work performance is acceptable or not. If someones surfs porn for 7h a days, and does all his work in the remaining hour, should this be a problem? No, i don't think so.

    17. Re:My personal nemesis... by jcgf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes there ARE users out there who know what we're talking about.

      Maybe there are users like you, but for every one of them there are ten that think they're like you.

    18. Re:My personal nemesis... by daigu · · Score: 1

      I've never asked for root access, nor would I want it. The last thing I want to do is someone else's job.

      But the fact is that I often have had the need for software and access rights that are quite different from the general needs of most people in the organizations I have worked for - things related to doing my job better, ranging from installing software tools most people don't need, establishing shared group email accounts, web based survey tools, proxy servers, etc.

      Nine times out of ten, the people in the IT department want to play some kind of bullshit game - often lying about what can or cannot be done. I'm a reasonable man with reasonable expectations, but it seems that most people in IT cannot be bothered to try to find a solution because it is easier to say, "No."

      The news there is that people like me find a way - whether it means using outside vendors to supply what we need, busting people's balls in the IT department until it gets done, or what have you. If you are the guy that wants to tell me that my group cannot have a shared group email account because there is no single person responsible for it hiding behind some bullshit Sarbanes-Oxley interpretation/excuse (while you have a Help Desk email account that works exactly like I need our shared account to work), you deserve every headache people like me give you.

    19. Re:My personal nemesis... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Sometimes there ARE users out there who know what we're talking about. I'm not asking for admin rights or root access. But I do want to be able to do my job and when your fuckups impede that, it does tick me off.

      I always though that myself, but the key to the issue is do are your skills a requirement for the job. As in if you are a electrical engineer and required to use "X" software to design your circuits

      But one day "X" software isn't working hence impeding your job, but you know how to fix it but you can't because you don't have admin rights.

      However, did your company hire you to fix your computer or to use "X" software to create circuits?

      Obviously, if you were hired to fix computers you would be in the IT department but this issue also preventing you from doing your job. However, is it your company policy to blame you for something that you have no control over.

      At my work there are certain things we are not allowed to touch even though it may prevent us from doing our job. If that is the case we make sure to CYA and let the people who are supposed to fix the issue be the ones responsible. It is in their job description after all and not ours.

      Sure it may cause us to sit on our hands for a bit, but as long as the corporate policy makes sure there is a fire under their butt then that is how things are supposed to work.

      However, if you get blamed for not doing your job because you didn't have Admin rights and IT couldn't fix the issue then that is a problem with the company and its policies and not yours (and I wouldn't work for such a place personally).

      Of course the company must have a clear and set rules of responsibilities otherwise people are either doing things they aren't supposed to do or sitting on their hands waiting for people who aren't doing their jobs.

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    20. Re:My personal nemesis... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I've had similar experiences. I've run into a couple people who actually do know a thing or two about computers and network administration, and they wanted absolutely nothing to do with fixing their own computer or installing their own software. Their attitude was more like, "Hey, I don't want your job. You do what you have to to get it working for me, because I don't want to fix the damned thing."

      And then at every job there's some dumb user who set up his own home network, has an MCSE for some reason, and is very insistant that he should be able to have admin rights over everything. When you ask what he wants to do, he wants to install some POS application with spyware because it will sync his clock, which is done through the domain controller anyhow.

      I swear, it's usually the people who don't really know much that demand special priviledges. People who know enough about computer to be a proper admin should (rightly) hate computers enough to not want to be the admin unless they have to. People always say to me, "So, you're in IT? You like computers, then?"

      I say, "Nope. I hate computers. That's why I'm good at my job."

    21. Re:My personal nemesis... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Luckily our IT guy isn't in that "most" category. He just likes dicking with computers, and he's very good at it, hardware and software-wise, Linux/Unix knowledgable, and is patient and easy to talk to. I keep looking around to see if there's a camera and someone's making an episode of "You only THOUGHT your IT guy wasn't Nick Burns!"

    22. Re:My personal nemesis... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      We used to be that way, where everyone had admin priveliges, and was expected to be responsible, and got a "talking to" if they weren't. But as the number of employees grew, that just became unfeasable. The day we took away everyone's admin rights (unless they legitimately needed them), our desktop support load was literally cut by a factor of ten.

      The *most* pissy that people get is when you tell them that they lost their admin priveliges for doing various screwy things. They'll invent a hundred excuses why it wasn't really them (or really their fault), but magically, if you take away their rights, the problem stops...

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      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    23. Re:My personal nemesis... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      "Nine times out of ten, the people in the IT department want to play some kind of bullshit game - often lying about what can or cannot be done. I'm a reasonable man with reasonable expectations, but it seems that most people in IT cannot be bothered to try to find a solution because it is easier to say, "No.""

          That's me. Users regularly come and ask for things which, on the surface, seem innocent enough - but having been at this game a lot longer than they have, I forsee the pitfalls which *will*, eventually, come to bite someone in the butt. I used to sit them down and explain why it wasn't a good idea, then listen to their thirty-seven "solutions" to the problem, and explain just how each of those solutions would be a problem as well, and waste an hour or two of my day.

          Every once in a while, they do come up with a clever idea that I hadn't thought of, and I tell them "You bet. That's a great idea." But nine times out of ten, I just have to look them in the eye and say "I'm sorry, but I'm just not going to do that." Yeah... I guess I'm pretty jaded.

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    24. Re:My personal nemesis... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      I'm an "Associate Engineer". I graduated in May 06 with a BSME.

      I'm in a rotational program where I will be a glorified intern for 2 years and 'see' the company so that it will help me when I get back to my real job. (It's working. I want to kill some engineers now that I'm in marketing. I will always try to think downstream when I design stuff.)

      I grew up with computers from a very young age and I was torn between EE, CS and ME. I took numerous CS and EE electives, but not enough for a minor. However I am working in a Mechatronics / Controls group.

      With all the big 3 OSes I'm somewhere in between power user and expert. I, my no means, know as much as those guys that set up the massive servers that work uses. But I do know how to read a HTTP header and know why Firefox is showing me HTML.

    25. Re:My personal nemesis... by coleridge78 · · Score: 1

      I always find that amusing. No offense, but most of the students who think they're leet hackers, and most of the CSCI post-docs and the faculty who give papers at technology in education conferences...still have not even the first, faintest, foggiest clue of what has to be done to keep a 120,000 user public institution running smoothly on a day-to-day basis.

      I use to think the way you do when I was a student, then I got a job on this side of the fence and realized that, even though I knew more about (for example) our campus network than anyone else in my dorms, I was only seeing the tip of the iceberg. And only from one perspective, at that.

    26. Re:My personal nemesis... by Associate · · Score: 1

      You should say, "No, I hate people. I'm also a sadist."

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    27. Re:My personal nemesis... by daigu · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you are good at what you do. The problem here is that, being on the business side, I should be coming to you with my business problem that has a technical solution, and you should help me find the right technical solution that will work based on your experience instead of forcing me to come up with ideas that are outside my expertise and then shooting them down.

      I typically don't have this problem because I make sure that either I know or I know other people who know what the issues are for my problem and I come prepared to any discussion I have with an IT person. This typically means I understand the technical issues, I have the budget, and I know the political situation well enough that I am fairly certain I can get it done - whether you want me to or not. Most people aren't like me - which is why you can get away with just saying no.

      I've worked with some great IT people. Once we get past the bullshit, most people realize that I present interesting technical problems and will deal with all the business side administrative nonsense for them (being outside IT has distinct advantages). However, there are still plenty of people in IT that want to play games, and I either avoid them (outsource the work around them, find other people that will help me internally, etc.), go over their heads or find other means to get what I need done.

      The advantage of getting my solutions from IT people outside the company is that it is clearly understood that I am the customer, and they only have my business as long as they are helping me. When outside vendors get bad customer service, I get another vendor - which is essentially what I'm doing when I go outside the company. If you don't think of people like me as a customer - despite the fact we are internal clients - you are ultimately going to pay for it with your job.

      I would also point out that outside vendors don't have the same insight into the problems of the business and the technical constraints as someone internally. It's not a decision I make lightly. However, I would rather work with someone that is helping me than someone that only knows how to say no - irrespective of thier limitations. I hate complancency and most IT departments are complacent. I, too, am pretty jaded - but from the other side.

    28. Re:My personal nemesis... by Stamen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree 100%, I don't understand this slave mentality we have these days. Employers treat their employees like children and, of course, people live up to expectations and act like children.

      My rules for employees are simple, do your job well, or I will fire you. The rest I don't care about. I'm not paying to have a pet around that only does what I say while attached to a leash. I'm hiring someone to do a job, a job they are agreeing to do.

      Employees are just vendors that are permanent (for a period of time) and exclusive. But they are vendors, vendors of work. If I don't like the work, I'll replace them with another vendor if a better one exists.

      This is how a free market works, it's sad that this basic concept of American life left so long ago. In 1900 most people owned their own business and had a stake in the community. Now-a-days, we are just a number of micro-communist-nations, I.E, large corporations. I just don't get it.

      If the management doesn't know if employees are doing their jobs then I'd find new managers.

      Unless you have special needs, like government mandated privacy laws, such as medical databases, what does it matter if employees spend all day on IM or EBay or Gmail. If they aren't doing their job, fire them, if they are, then let them continue; how they choose to do their job is up to them, they aren't children or pets.

      Oh, how did we get along for 100s of years without employers monitoring everything an employee does. The founding fathers and mothers wouldn't be happy with how we turned out, we became what they fought so hard against.

      Wow, I feel better now, thanks for listening.

    29. Re:My personal nemesis... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried, you know, actually helping them?

    30. Re:My personal nemesis... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      >My IT department guys were kind enough to give me admin privileges on my workstation and on my colleagues workstations in my department.

      Mine wouldn't. Thank God for chntpw.

    31. Re:My personal nemesis... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      still have not even the first, faintest, foggiest clue of what has to be done to keep a 120,000 user public institution running smoothly on a day-to-day basis.

      They'd never figure out how to work the floor buffer, either. So, since they are not well versed in maintenance or custodial tasks, I guess that makes them, uh... creative and probably bright people who don't work in maintenance or custodial tasks.

    32. Re:My personal nemesis... by coleridge78 · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure what your point is. I didn't say they're stupid or uncreative. I was pointing out that they know their field, but they don't know someone else's. And as such, shouldn't pretend to. That last bit is the crux of it.

      There is a lot of fundamental misunderstanding. Example: certain faculty are just insistent, no matter how many time per year they are told otherwise, that our central IT staff exist to build class websites for them. They don't want to take the classes we offer; they just want us to do it, dammit! Two problems:

      1. They can't get it through their "bright, creative" skulls that it's not us they should be mad at. Their DEPARTMENT should shell out for them to hire someone to build their site, if they don't want to do it. If they can't convince their department to put out the dough, that's a problem between them, not with us.

      2. They think they're too good to learn how to use the tools provided to accomplish delivery of course content over the web, because, and I quote, "I'm here to learn other things, like !" And yet, they expect their students, who are also their to learn , to sit and learn said tools. This obviously isn't a problem with anything but faculty ego. Classic big-fish-in-small-pond: because they chair some conference that maybe 60 people in the world know or care about, and which will never have any impact on anything, anywhere, they think the world must revolve around them.

      I see the same thing from certain types of students, business and med school jerks, sales and HR people, the whole nine yards. I like helping people. It's the only reason I do this job--all things considered, I'd rather be fishing than playing with a computer. But they won't let me work with them, they just want to give orders, and you can cram that. These people need to go back to kindergarten and learn how to behave amongs the humans.

    33. Re:My personal nemesis... by Phil06 · · Score: 1

      The reason the PC was became so big was that it enabled folks to do stuff on a computer without having to ask the stodgy IT guys permission.

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    34. Re:My personal nemesis... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      "I'm sure you are good at what you do. The problem here is that, being on the business side, I should be coming to you with my business problem that has a technical solution, and you should help me find the right technical solution that will work based on your experience instead of forcing me to come up with ideas that are outside my expertise and then shooting them down."

            The problem is that the PHB types seem to think that IT types can whip magic fairy dust out of their rectums, and implement immensely complex (and risky) strategies in a day or two.

            I have no problem to helping people with technical problems... but when they come to me and say "I'd like to send out a few hundred thousand advertisements to people who didn't really sign up for them. How can I do that without getting us in any trouble?", then the answer is "You can't." When they come to me and say "Why can't you make our database server handle more load?", and I tell them "Because programmer Bob over there is issuing several thousand queries per second, when if he could pull his head out of his cavity and pass data around inside of his program, he could get away with three or four queries per second", they think that I can whip out a magic wand and make it all better.

          You may not like having people say "no" to you, but a good IT guy is doing you a favor when he tells you know if you ask for something idiotic - just like you're doing HIM a favor when you tell him "no" if he suggests poor business ideas.

            I was the second employee hired by my company, and now we're the major player in our industry. One of the co-owners has told me several times that he's very glad that I and a few other people told him "No, we're not going to do that, fire us if you want" early on. In hindsight, he's realized that we knew a lot more than he thought we did.

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    35. Re:My personal nemesis... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Give a man a fish, teach him to fish.... :-)

      Jokes aside, most of the time when I tell someone "no", I am, in fact, helping them. If their problem is legitimate, if solving that problem is possible, and if the outcome of solving the problem is better than the outcome of not solving it, then I do.

      It's not that I don't want to help people. It's that they're spinning their wheels with useless stuff. It's the guy who comes over and asks for help parsing a directory tree to sum up the size of each subdirectory, and when I tell him to simply parse the output of "du", he refuses - and later, when I take a look at his code out of curiosity, he's doing is recursion backwards, so he sits there and parses the directory structure a couple of orders of magnitude more often than he needs to. Helping him with his problem isn't really helping him, explaining how to go about his job in a better manner is the help that he really needs.

      Then again, it can be the guy who tells me that something must be wrong with the disk or OS, because he gets errors about not being able to write to his file handles. After I waste a couple of days doing every sort of test imaginable to reproduce the error, I tell him to go back and debug his code - and it turns out that the error in question was being passed from who-knows-how far back in his code, but he never bothered to check result codes. Tracking down the bug in his program isn't helping him, beating him with a clue stick is what he needs.

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    36. Re:My personal nemesis... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      The IT people I know are the ones that seem to have the hardest time saying the two 3 word phrases that every engineer (in my opinion) must learn before leaving college: "I don't know." and "I was wrong."

      Have you done tech support? It's hard to say "I don't know" when the users are breathing down your necks to know the answer, dammit. So you try "I don't know," if you remember and you haven't suppressed it, and then you try to make up something that's likely to be the answer or point them on their way -- but most importantly, appear to be an answer.

    37. Re:My personal nemesis... by Library+Spoff · · Score: 1

      Yip. Sounds like the time I opened a new port and put a public pc thru the corporate network.
      Luckily the *friendly* IT guy pointed out my error. Didn't go near the switch for a LONG time....

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    38. Re:My personal nemesis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen... My employer's policies have actually LOWERED my productivity.

      I'm good at scripting. REALLY good, if I do say so myself, and our software allows us to script up macros. Between these macros and ActivePerl, I can get my work done in about 1/3 of the time of my Cow-Orkers. Since this is obviously not very interesting work, I had no problem with browsing Slashdot or doing some coding on my laptop when I was done. After all, $COMPANY got the eight hours of work they paid me for, and I'm still around for the support-type needs, so why not?

      Then someone brings in Grand Moff Tarkin, and poof. No more. Now they want 24 hours worth of work for the same 8 hours of pay. Now we've got all sorts of netnannys and sniffers and crap, so I just don't bother. And I don't write any more scripts. Screw em. They're not getting more than they pay me for.

    39. Re:My personal nemesis... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      However, did your company hire you to fix your computer or to use "X" software to create circuits?

      Bad analogy IMHO, all workmen should be able to maintain their own tool set, be it hammer & chisel or IDE and core dump analysis tool. If someone tells me they are a database expert they should be capable of installing and maintaining the software. They should also have a basic skill set in server maintainence. If they haven't, it sounds like you have hired a pigeon-holed, MCSE certification type of muppet.

    40. Re:My personal nemesis... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, people like that I beat in the damned head. I thought from your original post that you might be dealing so gruffly with non-idiots. Sorry for the confusion.

      When I ask my local friendly IT guy a question, I've usually researched on my own for quite some time and by that point it's usually obscure enough that he doesn't know either. Oh, and I never ask someone to effectively debug my code (like the guy you mentioned who was failing to trace his file handle errors). I have a coworker who has actually sent me a script he's running and tells me it doesn't run. That's it. No error messages, no nothing. Yeah, if you're talking about people like that, screw 'em.

      The issues I have with IT at our corporate headquarters is that they truly don't care. Pretty much about anything. If you ask them a question that makes them think, they don't want to do it. Their default response to pretty much anything is 'no'. And I ask open ended questions too - I don't tell them how I want to do things, I tell them what I need at a high level and I'm willing to compromise. But they're pretty much unwilling to work with anyone. In some cases, I understand that it's too much work to make exceptions for every user, but when the problem is that we're trying to find a way to demo something to potential clients that could bring in a lot of business, it seems inexcusable to me to not be a little flexible.

      I'd give you better examples if I didn't think there was a pretty good chance the assholes read this.

  3. IT title does not an expert make by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've met uncountable numbers of idiots when it comes to understanding technology. Guess what... many of them were peers in IT. In retrospect, it makes sense. I'd anticipated my move from college to a "real" job as a release from the world of idiots in the CS curricula. Finally, I'd get a chance to work shoulder to shoulder with people who knew.

    Not so much.

    I'd never considered where the rest of my university peers had to go -- into the same work force I entered -- duh.

    In the non-IT universe I discovered many were also clueless around technology, as I'd expected. What I hadn't expected was there were many non-IT people who got it, who understood technology, and worked with it adeptly. Many "got it" more than my peers. Some of the most profound ideas and innovation I've seen in IT have come from nontraditional non-IT people.

    I agree (without reading the entire article) with the summary and gist of the article -- IT does itself no favors ruling by fiat and instead should collaborate with users.

    This doesn't dismiss bad things happening and messes created by users left behind for IT to clean up. People who mess up should help clean up, but my experience has been many IT people are equally inept and likely to make messes.

    A degree and title in IT and CS means only that one has a degree in IT and CS, nothing more. It doesn't mean they're anointed and it doesn't mean they know more about technology than users.

    1. Re:IT title does not an expert make by fitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup. Back when I was entering college, it was... interesting (back in the 80s). That was when programming was starting to be seen as a viable job opportunity and many people were signing up for CS simply because of the opportunities that were thought to go along with it. I met a number of people in my first CS classes that had only seen computers on TV and maybe in stores. I met a few that had never even seen them in real life (only on TV). Most of those folks bailed out early but some stuck to it because of the expectations of the pots-o-gold that would be showered on you once you got your degree.

      This was mind-boggling to me as, even at that time, my friends and I had been learning about computers on our own for a number of years (yes, we were the ones in highschool who were 'assistants' to the teacher in computer classes... mostly because our teacher was smart enough to know that we probably knew more than he did so he asked for our help rather than try to prove that he knew more than we did).

      This carried over into work where many of the people who were actual programmers at the time were amazed at this group of people coming in who actually had computers at home and actually did things with them at home. Seeing us basically live-and-breathe computers frightened them because we kept up with (and devoured) any and all tech releases, both hardware and software, because we *love* it, not because we were required to do so for our job. For us, computers were a huge part of our life because we enjoyed them, not because we had to work with them. I know of several of those programmers who actually left the field to go do other things (or simply retire) because they were afraid they couldn't compete with us (more than one actually told me this personally).

      The trend of people thinking themselves computer experts because they could send/receive email and surf the web has only increased as computers became more popular and more and more people had contact with them. Heck, these days, I've seen people who have problems sending email try to diagnose and 'fix' computer problems for others who know even less than they do.

      It's actually fairly interesting... as OSs get more and more stable and more like set-top boxes, the more users will become strictly users (and rightly so) and less prone to doing more than installing software or maybe something as complicated as a new DVD, HDD, or more RAM. This means that less people will really be able to dig around inside a box and figure out what's wrong but it also means there *should* be less reason to do so (barring a hardware failure, they shouldn't have to do more than install/remove software and maybe click a button to allow OS updates to happen). I can easily see IT getting more hardware oriented and less software oriented over time because of this.

    2. Re:IT title does not an expert make by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      A degree and title in IT and CS means only that one has a degree in IT and CS, nothing more. It doesn't mean they're anointed and it doesn't mean they know more about technology than users.

      I find that a lot of issues arise because many people — people in decision making roles — do not know that there is a difference between IT and CS. People who know IT typically don't know very much about CS, and CS guys typically don't know a lot about IT. Programmers exist in both disciplines, and don't necessarily know anything about either.

      IT and CS are in fact completely unrelated with the exception that each of them depend somewhat on the product of the other. Yet managers routinely require or accept credentials for one of those fields as proof of knowledge of the other. This results in a much higher density of people doing jobs they have no business doing than in most any other industries.

    3. Re:IT title does not an expert make by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that CS people should get more experience in IT. I've seen so many people with CS degrees just toss all kinds of stuff on the stack and not know why it slows down, they don't understand the connection between the software and the hardware resources. But that's completely off-topic :)

    4. Re:IT title does not an expert make by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. Craftsmen should know how to maintain and set up their tools. Just as a woodworker should know how to sharpen their chisels, and calibrate their machines, software developers should know how to operate and maintain their computers. Now, perhaps they'll have an IT staff that does it for them, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't know how.

      Alas, we do not live in a perfect world.

    5. Re:IT title does not an expert make by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      First a clarification via a quote: "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."

      Next, it doesn't matter what field you are in, Computers or agriculture. There are different kinds of people, some are creative, some are good at following orders, some just float along. A degree doesnt change your personality, a degree simply informs you. A good person can be creative with the knowledge in a BS Computer Science. Others can be book smart and simply regurgitate the taylor series and algorithms. Hopefully you went to a college where those people are weeded out quickly.

      Truth be told though, there are an extrordinary amount of people in IT who were put in there because they knew how to type. I dont think IT will be the world you envisioned until the workforce leftover from pre 2002 retires. Sure we will lose a couple giants, but until we get refined with people who have degrees and are creative, rather than this current workforce of paycheck hunters, we will remain under the thumb of idiocy.

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    6. Re:IT title does not an expert make by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Reading that makes me glad I waited so long to go back to school for my Bachelors in CompSci/SoftEng. After my AA, I went to work for a few years as a Linux/BSD net admin. :)

  4. dont think so... by justice7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It takes a lot more than "I know how to build a computer .. and i play WOW all the time so i'm leet" to run an IT department. I welcome the smarter users; as long as they arent all wearing my tinfoil hat.

    1. Re:dont think so... by chaoticgeek · · Score: 1

      I agree. My brother wants to do this program at our community college in Network Administration. He can put more ram in a computer and thinks he is hot stuff and get WOW running. But when the router goes down I'm the one that gets called and I live an hour away. He likes art and he is thinking of doing the Web design course which I think he should do because he is fairly decent and with some classes he could get pretty good at it. I guess he will learn what it takes to learn about networks and not just the run of the mill router you get for at home.

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  5. Scare them! It's fun! by extremescholar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't work in the IT dept at my current employer, but I spent a number of years in the trenches before working here. Just today, I was causing fear, loathing, angst, and gnashing of teeth to one of our local IT folk. I told a young lady that I was going to ghost the hard drive from a little used computer onto a USB stick. Then take the hard drive and add it to my PC since I needed more space for my music collection. She was very nervous and thought I might actually do it. I was just giving her crap, but then again; if I need space I might...

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  7. IT Isn't Master of All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sick and tired of IT departments that try to control everything I do when I know perfectly well that WeatherBug and WinFixer are the right tools for the job. I am a smart and knowledgeable IT consumer, and I've been using these fine products at home for some time now. Why not at work too?

    1. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by eggsurplus · · Score: 0

      This is a joke right? WeatherBug is really just ad/spyware. I wonder why they wouldn't let you use it at work...I'm sure you have about 20 icons on your taskbar. 3/4 of which you probably don't need/know what they do.

    2. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * - joke
      * - your head

    3. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      And *I'm* sick and tired of IT Departments that peg my CPU and cause me to drop frames when I'm editing a corporate video because they just *had* to install some piece of bloated corporate-ware that some slick salesman had convinced them would "change the way you work." *I'm* sick of an IT department that literally doesn't know what words like "spyware" even MEAN. *I'm* sick of an IT department that blocks gmail to "protect us from viruses" but, internally, runs an outdated email program that doesn't even strip out exe attachments from incoming emails.

      -Eric

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    4. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by danpsmith · · Score: 1

      I'm sick and tired of IT departments that try to control everything I do when I know perfectly well that WeatherBug and WinFixer are the right tools for the job. I am a smart and knowledgeable IT consumer, and I've been using these fine products at home for some time now. Why not at work too?

      Wow, I didn't know my dad read slashdot. Hey dad, you can register you know... You have to click on...oh nevermind, you know everything.

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    5. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by ewieling · · Score: 1

      For what job is WeatherBug the right tool for?

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    6. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      In this case, sarcasm.

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    7. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse, as I worked for the state, and my colleague (the other IT person in the department) who routinely dealt with large amounts of personal information such as criminal records, used weather bug and IE exclusively. I pointed out several times to her what a security risk this was, and she just said, "meh, it's not a serious issue". Not too long ago their department was hacked. Man, I'm glad I don't work there anymore.

    8. Re:IT Isn't Master of All by Darundal · · Score: 1

      The one where you know more about everything than everyone else because you are so exceedingly 1337 because you can hook your computer up yourself...

  8. I don't see a problem by 955301 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What, you mean like when I brought my own google search appliance to work at my last job because the corporate intranet search capability blew chunks?

    IT lost this fight when the USB memory stick became popular. Besides, no matter what they do, they can't stop me from creating a knoppix cluster from my coworkers pc's after they all leave for the day.

    But I did always wonder why more departmental firewalls were present in all the places I've worked. I mean, does the CTO's pet project development team really need access to the production CRM cluster?

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    1. Re:I don't see a problem by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      IT lost this fight when the USB memory stick became popular.


      Lock down usb ports.

      Besides, no matter what they do, they can't stop me from creating a knoppix cluster from my coworkers pc's after they all leave for the day.

      They can fire you.

      See, not so hard.

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    2. Re:I don't see a problem by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      In my company (as mandated by third-party security firms, provided ever-so-kindly by our clients) the USB ports are disabled in BIOS, and the PCs have no floppy or CD-ROM.

      It's not that I wanted to download our company's work, I just wanted a place to dock my iPod for charging so I can listen to it throughout the day.

    3. Re:I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you lock down USB ports so people can't bring in any old memory stick, you'll end up locking them down so people can't use memory sticks for legitimate purposes. They're just too useful to bar people from using them (as are USB ports in general)
      Also, it's unlikely that the IT department has the power to fire anyone but their own staff.

    4. Re:I don't see a problem by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Also, it's unlikely that the IT department has the power to fire anyone but their own staff


      I don't know how things work on your job, but where I work, the IT security department doesn't make the rules, they just implement them. If you try to go behind their backs, you'll probably get fired when the security officer complains to your boss about it.
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    5. Re:I don't see a problem by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I just wanted a place to dock my iPod for charging so I can listen to it throughout the day.

      Uh. They make an ipod ac adapter so you can plug it right into the wall.

    6. Re:I don't see a problem by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If IT locks down USB ports, I'm sure they'd have gone over the possibility that they could be locking out legit reasons and have planned for it. No IT department worth its carbon would lock down something that close to the user without preparing for the eventual onslaught of calls asking "Why is my USB drive is broken?!" ...that or their admin is a sadistic bastard and goes on unreachable vacation the next two weeks...

    7. Re:I don't see a problem by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the company has decided that they are going to lock the use of unsanctioned peripherals, then the question becomes not, 'why doesn't my USB drive work,' but 'why are you bringing a USB drive in?'

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    8. Re:I don't see a problem by tftp · · Score: 1

      Why not to use a simple 120V AC wall charger?

    9. Re:I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      No IT department worth its carbon would lock down something that close to the user without preparing for the eventual onslaught of calls asking "Why is my USB drive is broken?!"


      That is what epoxy is for. A little blob in every USB port and the user is stopped at "Why can't I plug this damn thing in? I keep flipping the plug over, but it doesn't seem to go in either way.""

    10. Re:I don't see a problem by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Well, the IT department would be getting "why doesn't my USB drive work?" from users.

      IT would then answer to the caller with "didn't you read the memo? why are you even bringing a USB drive in?"

    11. Re:I don't see a problem by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      Besides, no matter what they do, they can't stop me from creating a knoppix cluster from my coworkers pc's after they all leave for the day

      Now your knowledge really shines through. What if they password protected BIOS settings and set things up so the box will only boot from the hard drive? Not exactly rocket science.
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    12. Re:I don't see a problem by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

      Locking down USB ports has got to be one of the dumbest ideas anyone rubbed two brain cells together to come up with. Before implementing IT policy, I wish to god the IT powers that be would ask themselves some simple questions:

      1. What's the point?
      2. Is it actually going to work?
      3. Is the point sufficient to override the downsides of the policy?

      The USB memory device policy where I used to work was one that failed the tests miserably. At a company where everyone can send out or receive data without a trace (email, FTP, http, etc), the banning of USB memory sticks only served to annoy the ever-loving hell out of everyone who had a legitimate use of them.

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    13. Re:I don't see a problem by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Send or receive data without a trace? So the IT department didn't have any sort of logging going on? That seems more than a little bit stupid to me, but really, stupid and smart are both legitimate reasons to lock down USB ports.

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    14. Re:I don't see a problem by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      In several sites at my company, there is NO legitimate purposes for USB storage on their systems. Those systems are for specific uses, and that is all they are for. Plain/Simple.

      The higher ups looked at what it cost us to keep up to date on every possible way anyone of any skill level could cause problems with data, and it far outweighed the cost of mucking the ports up. (Those numbers were derived from actual support costs, subscriptions, engineering time, etc)

      When you're deciding policy, it helps to have actual numbers behind it.

    15. Re:I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year they swapped my machine out for a newer dell with user level rights and trite USB dongle protection. I was saddened to think I would be stuck with CD-based music and internet explorer.

      Lo Firefox installed in my documents instead of the programs directory runs rather well I must say, and apparently the USB rules they set simply don't allow data file writing to the root directory. Create a new folder and dump all the stuff you want in it.

      Sadly, I cannot access the calendar by double clicking the clock >

    16. Re:I don't see a problem by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      IT lost this fight when the USB memory stick became popular. Besides, no matter what they do, they can't stop me from creating a knoppix cluster from my coworkers pc's after they all leave for the day.

      Why not? It's hard to boot from a CD when there's no CD, or the BIOS won't allow it and you can't get access to the physical machine.

    17. Re:I don't see a problem by Culture · · Score: 1

      When USB ports are outlawed, only outlaws will have USB ports.

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    18. Re:I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      IT would then answer to the caller with "didn't you read the memo? why are you even bringing a USB drive in?"

      We'd get all Jack Bauer on their asses and get them to admit who they were performing corporate espionage for. Trust me, after that, no-one brings in USB anything...

      Whats one users life for the security of my network?

    19. Re:I don't see a problem by 955301 · · Score: 1

      No they can't. IT doesn't have firing authority over me. Politics does. All IT can do is complain about my behavior. When I explain that I *needed* to transfer files by pluging an "unauthorized" laptop into the network to finish a deliverable that makes my boss happy, their complaint never even makes it to my door.

      And, when IT cannot install a copy of Visio within 4 days of a request, I install CASE tools *after* being explicitly told by an IT cronie in an email that *any* software not in the sanctioned list is prohibited. Why? Becuase companies don't exist to breed IT departments, IT departments are supposed to support companies. And inevitably, there will be a process too slow for business. Whether it's creating a user support mailing list for an internal application, installing software on a notebook, or setting up development hardware at the data center.

      Hell, I once bought an e420 on ebay and brought it to the office on a hand-truck after using a sharpie to write my consulting company's name on it. Why? Because up until then, my client had been waiting SIX MONTHS for the data center to finish setting up hardware already purchased for a hot project. I had the dev environment up and running within 2 days of the weekend I bought the box.

      Pushing the limits *never* got me fired or kicked off a contract.

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    20. Re:I don't see a problem by 955301 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and lock down the USB ports doesn't work when I can boot from a CD and get linux with NTFS support to push my files. And a crossover cable to scp them from my own box.

      When the sticks first became popular, ports weren't locked down.

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    21. Re:I don't see a problem by 955301 · · Score: 1

      network crossover cable and my own laptop - problem solved.
      Better yet, pop the case and plug a new usb port into the mother board in place of the epoxy job.

      Not to mention the problem with modding lease'd equipment w/epoxy.

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    22. Re:I don't see a problem by 955301 · · Score: 1

      sure, just set up a proxy on another machine you have access to within the company, route all your internal tomfoolery through it, then wipe the proxy logs.

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    23. Re:I don't see a problem by 955301 · · Score: 1


      Won't fly when you're talking about development teams. Limiting your developers hardware is a recipe for bogging down an IT department. "I need eclipse installed" "I need a new .net stack" "I need a case too, stat!"

      Some roles require easing restrictions.

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    24. Re:I don't see a problem by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No problem, twinkletoes. All that work that was getting done because I was working around your restrictions just stop getting done. That 1.4MB Powerpoint presentation I was working on at home, off the clock? Well, I guess the ETA just got pushed back, since I'm certainly not living in my office for you.

      Just a few days ago I ran an entire meeting of 12 Powerpoint presentations from my USB drive because the network drive went down the very morning the VIP showed up to have his apple polished. I thought ahead, realized that our network goes down all the time is about as reliable as the Iraqi army, so I had the foresight to copy the files to my personal USB drive. No longer--now I'll just shrug my shoulders and the organization looks only as competent as we really are for a change. I'm actually ecstatic when they lock the computers down a bit more. Already my workplace has cut off webmail, much to the joy of all the workers who now can't be held responsible for not knowing about (and completing the tasking from) an email sent out at 10PM Friday. Lock everything down, please. Could you please take my printer? Who knows what sort of shenanigans I might get up to with that.

      Give me a diskless workstation that only works during business hours, and make sure it's the only place from which I can access company data, and I'll buy you lunch for a week. Don't forget that company cellphones and blackberries and PDAs are also the spawn of Satan. Keep up the good work! We love you!

    25. Re:I don't see a problem by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      Agreed there.

      I've worked with call center folks, and we've learned to restrict those things as much as humanly possible. That's just an environment asking for trouble (usually)

      We're looking at ways of removing local Admin access from Devs, but I'm not sure we'll be able to pull it off without legitimately getting in their way. And being that I'm a former developer, I do make sure their pains are felt in our discussions =-)

    26. Re:I don't see a problem by aeschenkarnos · · Score: 1
      Why are you bringing a USB drive in?

      Because the email system only allows 4MB files to be emailed. Because most of the computers in the department have a CD-ROM drive, not even a CD-RW, let alone a DVD-RW. Because the print company requires PDFs and the company won't pay for a site licence for Acrobat and won't let me download executables, so I need to bring in a freeware PDF distiller program. Because my job requires me to hop from my desk upstairs down to the counter for half a day, and I'm still expected to work on my files when I get time.

      And any number of other legitimate reasons, all of which come down to this: The IT resources supplied by the IT department are inadequate to do my job, and the process for getting new resources is a complete pain in the ass, and I'd rather the job I do for the company not fail because then I'd have to get another job, so with my $40 USB disk, I'm going to plug the gap.

    27. Re:I don't see a problem by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they'd have gone over the possibility that they could be locking out legit reasons and have planned for it.

      I read this as 'If I was in IT then I would have ... and planned for it.' Since you would have, you assume they would have.

      This puts you at least in the top 60-70% in IQ range. Those people in higher IQ ranges than you would have realised that those in the lower ranges, (the 60-70%) are not smart enough to have planned for or identified ALL legit reasons, (and sometimes ANY legit reasons...) Since 60% is greater than half, there is a good chance that they haven't gone over every possibility, nor planned very well for some of those that they did go over.

      I've been burned before when I assumed that something obvious to me was also obvious to those in charge. Often they never had a clue.

      T

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    28. Re:I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...'why are you bringing a USB drive in?' Because that idiotic auditing software you run monthly likes to wipe out all of my "telnet" macros that enable me to do twice as much work as that shmuck in the next office.

      Because our net admin hasn't yet managed to figure out how to get roving profiles set up, or just can't be arsed to do so.

      Because....

    29. Re:I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're taking work home with you, and using your own personal devices for work purposes in the office, then you sir are a moron.

      Gone are the days when I used to do that, because you never get a pat on the back for it and the boss assumes that if you did 6 days work in 5 days flat last week, then you can do it again next week.

      Too much work to do during your 9 to 5? Speak up, man. Grow some plums and tell it like it is. Don't whine and whinge that your employer doesn't let you play during work hours just because you work during your play time. Makes it sound like either your boss hasn't a clue, or you are a moron. So which is it?

    30. Re:I don't see a problem by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      with 3 monitors, 1 PC, the phone, and a shredder each needing a receptacle, available outlets are limited. I've asked about adding an additional power bar/splitter but it's been rejected.

    31. Re:I don't see a problem by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I imagine you could unplug the shredder for an hour. Or even bring in your own splitter.

      I don't know how anal your organization is about stuff like that but most wouldn't blink, even if they noticed, if all you were doing was charging your cellphone/ipod/pda/...

      -cheers

    32. Re:I don't see a problem by antigroove · · Score: 1

      ...showed up to have his apple polished.... Wait...what?
  9. I'm one of those rogue users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I admit, I have an unauthorized Wireless Access Point running. I've got it locked way down, and I doubt they will ever know about it. I'm also reading Slashdot outside of the corporate proxy... thanks to a friend named Putty.exe and SSH port tunneling. The same stuff lets me access my IMAP mail through Outlook... all things forbidden by IT. Short of shutting down our access to SSH, I don't see how they can stop me.

    1. Re:I'm one of those rogue users... by methangel · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is your network admin, please come to my office. I have something to discuss with you.

    2. Re:I'm one of those rogue users... by wumpus188 · · Score: 1

      Bill,

      I admire your knowledge and all... but you forgot to disable sending http-referer header.

      Boss.

    3. Re:I'm one of those rogue users... by hayden_l · · Score: 1

      They could just monitor SSH traffic. Last place I worked any SSH traffic bound for IP addresses that we weren't responsible for set off alarms. First offense was a warning with the statement that the next offense would result in instant termination. Wouldn't work for every case but it is possible.

    4. Re:I'm one of those rogue users... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I just drop the packets if there is no well known reason for them to go in or out, really to deal with potential containment of a future virus or whatever instead of being a BOFH. If there is a decent reason for it I work in a small enough place that people can ask.

  10. Try education.... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

    Here's one. Working at a community college, we have 3.5 separate departments/groups of people who "know" computers. Theres ITS - including network ops, mainframe ops, all the servers, connectivity, etc. Then theres Academic Technologies - all the student labs, computers, etc. Then theres the CIS/ITE staff, teaching things like programming, networking, etc. And then the .5 group is the business degree folks, but they offer classes in F/OSS software (ITE doesn't, except a Linux admin class), etc.

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  11. I experience this every day... by doormat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a software developer outside of the IT department (I'm under direction of the Engineering group), I get this all the time. I get the run around, exclusion from important meetings, no say in things I have a large stake in, put at the bottom of the priority queue, and sometimes even people working to throw roadblocks in my way.

    I've always been a fan of decentralized IT - a core group working to "keep the lights on" and seperate groups providing services embedded in the groups they're providing services to, responsible to the managers of the groups who use the tools. Meetings still happen with the needed staff, but someone is a few cubes down the hall or at least on the same floor to answer questions and get feedback.

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    1. Re:I experience this every day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always been a fan of decentralized IT - a core group working to "keep the lights on" and seperate groups providing services embedded in the groups they're providing services to, responsible to the managers of the groups who use the tools. Meetings still happen with the needed staff, but someone is a few cubes down the hall or at least on the same floor to answer questions and get feedback.

      You need to come work at a University. We are (unfortunately?) mostly decentralized, with a core group to provide the big services (student records, web hosting, central email, central calendaring, etc.) but with a lot of expertise sitting in the individual departments, and they often write the (usually web) apps to answer their specific needs.

    2. Re:I experience this every day... by WarwickRyan · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%.

      The "IT department" job should be to enable you to do yours. After all, IT don't have a frikkin' clue how do run your business so they shouldn't be allowed to.

      I quit my job with my former employer (major blue-chip Swedish automotive firm) when they followed a policy of locking all their machines down*. It's kinda hard to develop departmental solutions with just standard user rights.

      Something else I've never understood is that the biggest cause of network failures I've experienced have been from clients INSIDE the corporate firewall. It's as if some idiot IT person believes that all clients on their network are magically immune from anything just because they've got a firewall on the internet and AV on the clients. It's not as if client firewalls are rocket science?

    3. Re:I experience this every day... by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 1

      Much the same experience here, and same convictions. The main difference being that I sometimes find myself being consulted by IT, so we have a workable, mutual back-scratching relationship.

      The curious thing is that, despite all the concerns I have about silly standards, unzoxilated password policies and horrible systems performance, I usually find myself defending the IT people against my colleagues. At least I know enough about IT to understand some of their problems, while my non-technical colleagues simply despair and despise.

      My experience is also that much of the IT staff is actually in favor of decentralization. The typical IT department seems to be truly awful working environment, plagued by irrational regulations descending from immeasurable height, vast loads of forms to fill in, clueless managers, eternally unsatisfied customers, and a permanent budgets and resources crunch. No job security either -- many companies will hire full-time engineers but leave IT in the hands of consultants who are more easily got rid of.

      Offer your IT people a desk in engineering and a better reporting line, and they will jump at the chance. They will have more creative opportunities, the opportunity to get in touch with the real world (and perhaps some satisfied customers, for a change), and maybe even some real money and resources to work with.

    4. Re:I experience this every day... by delcielo · · Score: 1

      You should definitely be involved in meetings surrounding the technology that touches your projects or areas that you "have a large stake in" as you put it. And your description of a decentralized IT department sounds great. But...

      It's not scalable and becomes unsupportable very quickly. Application A(God, why would anybody write it this way) requires multicast and isn't working right because your "keep the lights on" guys have prevented multicast for good reason. It's obvious to us because we've set the question up; but it manifests itself in the real world as "Application A isn't working". Eventually it would get sorted out; but it's much quicker and easier with centralized IT.

      Application B transfers and manages financial data, and is therefore in-scope for Sarbanes-Oxley. An audit control must be written for it, approved, complied with, tested, and be proven to have been tested. But who is responsible for it? An auditor would really look down on a decentralized model. How does the company manage their in-scope systems if there is no defined group responsible for IT controls? Who would write the control? Would it be consistent with and compliant with other IT controls? The controls are complex and are a lot like writing fault-tolerant software. You have to write in the foreseeable special cases. There are a lot of interdependencies, and conflicts in the written controls are not uncommon.

      It sucks and it shouldn't be that way; but there it is.

      Also, there are real security concerns in the decentralized approach. Application C is using a downlevel version of openssl that is vulnerable. Application D is running on an old version of Apache/PHP that is vulnerable, etc.

      All of these things can be fixed in your decentralized model. The intrastructure teams should be included in meetings on the deployment of new applications. Somebody should be in charge of IT audit controls: how they're written, applied and tested. Somebody should be in charge of security.

      Now it's starting to sound a lot more like a centralized IT department.

      I absolutely agree that you will not prevent the "Shadow IT" effect that the article describes, and I totally agree that the solution is to make the tools they want to use acceptable. Don't ban IM, find a way to control it, etc. But it MUST be done in a centralized IT environment if your business is of any real size. Otherwise, it's unsupportable, unexplainable, and indefensible to auditors.

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    5. Re:I experience this every day... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      If you are unable to do your job, it is your responsibility to get your manager involved. You must leverage management to work across departmental lines. Don't complain about people you have no authority over to people who have no responsibility for your complaints. Complain to your boss that you are unable to do your job. If he is unwilling or unable to help, see your department head.

      Middle management exists for a reason, and it's not to produce Excel spreadsheets for CXO's.

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    6. Re:I experience this every day... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Something else I've never understood is that the biggest cause of network failures I've experienced have been from clients INSIDE the corporate firewall. It's as if some idiot IT person believes that all clients on their network are magically immune from anything just because they've got a firewall on the internet and AV on the clients. It's not as if client firewalls are rocket science?

      This is like arguing that bulletproof vests increase bullet wounds to legs, or like saying your skin is an ineffective barrier to infection just because you can inhale germs. Clients inside the firewall cause the most failures because the vastly more numerous attacks from outside the firewall get blocked.

      As far as client firewalls, IMX they make network management a nightmare. You must configure exceptions globally, and on Windows clients in particular you have to open up the most vulnerable ports anyways (RPC, SMB, Net Auth, etc.). A proper client firewall should be one which is a default deny to non-authenticated traffic. The problem is deciding what criteria establish authentication. Additionally, software firewalls on Windows are inherently insecure simply because of the way the TCP/IP stack is implemented. No Windows firewall uses proper a proper IPSec style implementation because MS made that a nightmare to use. IDS/IPS services on network appliances are, overall, the best solution.

      The mantra of IT security is "Through overwhelming effort on our part, absolutely nothing of interest happened".

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    7. Re:I experience this every day... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I used to work for a company with software developers under the direction of the Engineering group who regularly tried to take charge of IT decision, and that was a horribly bad thing. I don't know about you, personally, or your company, but we had to lock down the software engineers tighter than anyone else to keep them from bringing the network to its knees.

      Part of the problem here is that being a software developer doesn't necessarily qualify you to be a network/systems admin. No, it doesn't. You might know loads about logic, how software is written, and how computers are supposed to work, but that isn't the same as doing desktop/network/systems support on a large scale. Enterprise-level IT is a whole different beast than running your home network or writing software. Put the shoe on the other foot for a second-- do you want your desktop support person (even a very good desktop support person) coding your operating system? No, so how about we all stick with what we're good at.

      That being said, we had separate machines for our software engineers. They weren't connected to our network, hardware was purchased through a separate budget, the software guys could do whatever we want in the lab, and our IT department wasn't required to support the Engineering systems.

      But maybe for your company and your position, it you need more than that. I don't know. But generally, in my experience, there need to be some centralized standards and control to maintain security and stability.

    8. Re:I experience this every day... by Snowtide · · Score: 1

      I agree with the idea of a central IT staff and then IT people embedded into various departments so they know what's going on locally. I work for a university IT support department, I am contracted out to and have an office in the (non IT) department I support. I am very lucky though, my three bosses are all reasonable people. If this was not the case being a member of one department, IT and working for another could be really painful.

    9. Re:I experience this every day... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      The mantra of IT security is "Through overwhelming effort on our part, absolutely nothing of interest happened".

      Lately it seems to be much closer to "Sarbanes-Oxley says you can't have N". (where N is any subset of the software required to do your job that is not also a subset of the union of MS Office and software bundled with Windows)

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    10. Re:I experience this every day... by WarwickRyan · · Score: 1

      No, it's like arguing that there's no point in using the cheap and unobtrusive protection for your legs when you've got a bullet proof vest.

      My argument is that client size firewalls should be implemented in *ADDITION* to firewalls between completely untrusted networks (i.e. the internet).

      XP SP2 goes a long way, the built in firewall provides some level of protection. Though something like ZoneAlarm would be more effective - especially at blocking all the spyware users manage to fill their machines with..

  12. And why not? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would be 7 kinds of mad if anyone was using gmail and IM in my office.

    We work with NATO restricted data. *Everything* requires appropriate handling. E-mail is carefully fenced and the IM service is encrypted.

    But even if you aren't a company with such a strong need for data protection... well actually there is no such thing. At the very least you have financial data and client information on your systems. Losing some of that stuff is considerably more harmful than restricting people to company provided communication tools.

    Anyone placing data that hasn't been cleared for release (even by the very informal process of being sent out on purpose) onto services run by people with whom you have no contract and no reasonable expectation of integrity is, frankly, no better than the idiots who don't back up their data and are then surprised to find out that MTBF is not a guarantee. After all if your employees are using gmail et al you don't even know what data you *have* let alone what steps you need to take to protect it.

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    1. Re:And why not? by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      Er. You seem to be making an assumption not in evidence: That they are advocating using these tools to necessarily communicate with others in the workplace using company sensitive, FOUO, or whatever you happen to be handling.

      The impression I got from the summary was about restricting their use for personal use or things where a layer of abstraction is desirable. An example of the latter would be if I have a question regarding Jython but for whatever reason do not wish to directly associate my company's name with my question (there are a few reasons for this, depending on company policies) or if I am known "in the community" via another email address, something like gmail is an ideal tool.

      Any information that is sufficiently sensitive that these restrictions are not enough (perhaps with a "no independently installed software" proviso) should probably be a closed system without access to the internet and with a standing policy that any media that interacts with system is now "part of the facility." Under such extremes, the facility should also probably be something akin to a SCIF.

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    2. Re:And why not? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I would be 7 kinds of mad if anyone was using gmail and IM in my office... But even if you aren't a company with such a strong need for data protection... well actually there is no such thing.

      Welcome to this decade. IM has been a vital sales tool for many years now in some industries. That means non-encrypted communication with the outside world using AIM or something. It is no more dangerous that unencrypted e-mail which is, sadly, still a requirement for doing business with most of the world.

      Anyone placing data that hasn't been cleared for release (even by the very informal process of being sent out on purpose) onto services run by people with whom you have no contract and no reasonable expectation of integrity is, frankly, no better than the idiots who don't back up their data and are then surprised to find out that MTBF is not a guarantee.

      Employees need to be mindful of what they send out via any unencrypted channel and what they log internally encrypted or not. Removing access to communication tools, however, often means losing sales and that means the company and everyone in it suffering. No thanks.

    3. Re:And why not? by jasonmicron · · Score: 1

      I sure hope you didn't post this from work without getting it cleared!

      Or is it more of a "do as I say, not as I do" policy?

    4. Re:And why not? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Buddy, if your stuff is THAT critical, your computers shouldn't be connected to the internet AT ALL. You do realize that a good hacker could easily walk through your "fenced" system with relative ease, right? If you're dealing with classified data, you should NEVER have that data connected IN ANY WAY to the outside world. That means clearly designated separate computers on a purely internal separate network--no email, no web access, no anything.

      -Eric

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    5. Re:And why not? by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      They could be running operating systems that are rated to handle classified information. Yes, they do exist.

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    6. Re:And why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We work with NATO restricted data

      Best you don't tell the world about that.

    7. Re:And why not? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If they're using classified data, they aren't internet connected. If they aren't classified, who cares about the security? Just sweet talk a worker.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  13. the "spontaneous telecommuter" by CheechBG · · Score: 1

    Working from home isn't a bad thing (if you can handle it and can prioritize life/work appropriately). I believe an IT department, if the organization is so structured, should allow people who can handle the access to work from home. To do this, WE will provide YOU with the necessary equipment to do this task. This allows standardization (as much as can be afforded) and redundancy (I would imagine an inventory of at least one backup device).

    To have someone who just arbitrarily says "I'm going to work from home!" and then attempts to use his 12 year old virus infected PC with his dialup access to go through the VPN and start downloading a 20MB Powerpoint is as ludicrous as it is dangerous. Even worse is the stink he raises when you finally have to tell him that he either can't work from home with his current gear, or has to go through the proper channels to get approval/funding for the correct gear.

    Not to mention the fact that you sometimes get suckered into supporting the home network. That of itself is all kinds of hell.

  14. I'm not worried about my job by goldspider · · Score: 1

    People who think they know what they're doing are far more apt to screw up their computer up than an avowed newbie who is scared to do more than check e-mail and type Word documents. I don't think the IT department is going anywhere soon.

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    1. Re:I'm not worried about my job by imemyself · · Score: 1

      Exactly. A lot of people *think* they know what they're doing, but they don't. For example, a few weeks ago I was in a "focus group" (whatever that means) that discussed technology usage in my school district. One of the parents said something about how all of the kids these days know how to do everything with technology. Posting on myspace != doing something useful with technology. Yeah, there are some kids that know what they're doing (and I would be one of those), but there are far more that would struggle if they had to actually use real business technology (ie a spreadsheet, or a calendar, or document management system, etc) w/o someone holding their hand.

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    2. Re:I'm not worried about my job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would they struggle to spell "without"?

  15. Most users are experts at being idiots by Fatchap · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Quote from the article:

    According to Pew, 42 percent of Internet users download programs, 37 percent use instant messaging, 27 percent have used the Internet to share files, and 25 percent access the Internet through a wireless device. (And these numbers are all one or two years old. Rainie "would bet the ranch" that the current numbers are higher.) Quote from Vin Cerf:

    ...approximately 600 million computers are connected to the Internet, and that 150 million of them might be participants in a botnet--nearly all of them unwilling victims. (http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070125-870 7.html) Yep as a CIO / CSO I would really be an idiot not to let my users do exactly what they do at home would n't I!!

    The simple fact is most users think they know what they are doing, but the lack the skills to adequately assess the risks of their actions. That is why they need to have rules around acceptable use and security policies to protect them from their own idiocy.
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    1. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by chaoticgeek · · Score: 1

      The people I'm afraid of are the ones who think they know what they are doing and end up taking the entire network down... Every place has them. The person thinks he/she is so cool and know what they are doing, I've met them before and they are annoying and you can never even help them learn what they did wrong.

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    2. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The simple fact is most users think they know what they are doing, but the lack the skills to adequately assess the risks of their actions. That is why they need to have rules around acceptable use and security policies to protect them from their own idiocy.

      Where I work is probably not representative of the industry as a whole, but IT and their policies result in less security and functionality than letting the users run amok. We started out as an engineering organization, a start up. Think a couple of network engineering experts and a few security guys. Add in a hundred more coders and 100 more business people (selling security tools). The engineering half of the organization goes out of our way to bypass IT as much as possible because they were hired by business majors with no clue. They implement things like an exchange server, Windows desktops, and an intranet Web portal that cost a fortune but only works in IE (engineering desktops run OS X, Linux, or a BSD). We actually (with no official IT on our side) maintain our own mail and IM and Web and fileservers.

      Now if this were an isolated case I might be willing to say, yeah that never happens, but this is about the 3rd place I've worked where IT was a bunch of clueless people that knew how to set up Windows servers and basically nothing else. Within the security industry, IT is often the weakest link.

      Note, some IT people are versatile and brilliant hackers that can put together a secure server from spare parts and OSS and fix my weird networking issues. Hail to them! Would that they were the norm in my experience.

    3. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by Fatchap · · Score: 1

      I guess it is a question of whether two wrongs make a right.

      You sound like you have an IT department that is run by the muppets (wrong 1)

      Your team then go and implement IT solutions that are outside of your mandate and that do not follow corporate standards or processes (wrong 2)

      Have you and your guys introduced more risk to the business because of your actions? Almost certainly, you are now using IT technology that is not supported in any way and will not be covered under any company wide security or business continuity function. Are these risk acceptabe? Possibly, however I doubt you can substantiate that without being part of a corporate risk assessment, which you cann't do when flying below the radar.

      You example is slightly different because you are working in a network engineering company so your "users" would be slightly different from many organisations. The chances of one of you guys thinking that clicking on dodgyexploitedsite.com is quite low when compared to Marge in accounts at the local insurance company.

      Still if I was CIO / CSO I would fire your asses! :-)

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      The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
    4. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by vux984 · · Score: 2

      The simple fact is most users think they know what they are doing, but the lack the skills to adequately assess the risks of their actions. That is why they need to have rules around acceptable use and security policies to protect them from their own idiocy.

      Its worse than that. Its not that they can't assess risks, its that they aren't even aware of what is at stake. Nor do they understand the priorities of corporate IT in terms of cost and maintainability.

      Examples:

      We frequently rotate units and staff around. If there's "extra" software on a unit it that shouldn't be there, it has to be cleaned up. (And that takes time and costs money.) Its not that we don't want you to know the weather in tokyo, its that its not required, and it ultimately costs money. (Sure that's just a ghost image, plus updates, plus anything else that has been changed since the image was last updated... but on an 'unabused' machine we don't have to do even that. IT rightly tends to prioritize maintainability over frivolous functionality.

      Another one would be a user who downloads software that is "shareware", or "free for personal use" because he likes it at home. Well, guess what, "free for personal use" does NOT usually mean its free to use in a commercial environment, and "shareware" isn't free at all beyond its trial period. Just because you can get away without paying and the software will still work doesn't mean its ok. WinZip is a classic example. There's a reason why IT is only using XP's built in compressed folder support, or 7-zip.

      Another one would be one of those 'massive computing screen savers'; running the cpu at 100% all night instead of 'standby' x 100 PCs makes a substantial difference to the electrical bill. Its not that we think computing merseinne primes is somehow a security risk, but it costs a fair chunk of money, and potentially shortens the pc lifespan too. Do it at home if you like.

      And gmail? You are provided a corporate email address for corporate email. If you want to check your personal mail, have it forwarded to your personal cellphone, and check it on your lunch break. There is no need or reason for it to be on your office desktop.

    5. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You sound like you have an IT department that is run by the muppets (wrong 1)

      From what I've seen, this is about 85% of IT departments, who think Windows is all there is and wouldn't know real security if it bit them.

      Your team then go and implement IT solutions that are outside of your mandate and that do not follow corporate standards or processes (wrong 2)

      It's not so much that we go outside our mandate, we just keep using resources that were set up before we had an IT department because they work, unlike the servers set up by IT. We go through normal channels to purchase new servers and the like, the problem (or benefit) is when they need fixing we don't call IT, we see who is on IRC that happens to have an admin account on that server (usually whoever set it up and one or two other people).

      Have you and your guys introduced more risk to the business because of your actions?

      I'm not sure this is true. Does keeping a lot of engineering data only on our internal, well protected apache hosted wiki reachable only via a VPN tunnel mean the company has more or less risk than if we all used IE to connect to some god-awful active X filled publicly reachable Web portal?

      Possibly, however I doubt you can substantiate that without being part of a corporate risk assessment, which you cann't do when flying below the radar.

      I'm not sure much flies "beneath the radar." We sell really expensive network intrusion detection and prevention applications and we run them internally and everyone has an account. The last time a virus got into our network everyone got an e-mail notification it had been detected and isolated and we made fun of the sales engineer for a week. The last time I had a poorly configured e-mail account that was trying both encrypted and plaintext communication with a server, I got an e-mail about it within hours of my client "upgrade."

      Still if I was CIO / CSO I would fire your asses! :-)

      Firing the guys that make all the money would be pretty interesting, but it would not be the first time I was at a company where all the people that made our products were let go, while management stayed on for a while. The real point I was trying to make is a lot of IT people are "muppets" in your terminology while a lot of engineers are not. If IT is in conflict with users, that does not necessarily mean IT is doing the right thing and often it means they are doing the wrong thing and need to be fixed/fired/replaced/castigated/or something.

    6. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by Fatchap · · Score: 1

      I think you are right to a degree, if I was your CIO I would fire you before someone gave you my job.

      I do think you have introduced more risks (in terms of the number of risk rather than the aggregate risk overall) they may be lower risks than the ones your IT department expose the organisation to, and they may very well be risks that your company is willing to take.
      For example: before you deployed your wiki (assuming, for the sake of argument, that it was the first thing deployed) what was the risk to your organisation of an apache vulnerability being discovered (assuming that it is not used by your IT department as you implied)? The answer is none, now the risk is that the sensitive information may be disclosed. You may even be managing the risk by patching it quickly and segmenting the network, but the risk is not eliminated.

      My real issue however is that the owners of your company (either directly or through shareholders' abilities around appointing executive officers) have given a mandate to the IT department to manage IT assets and normally this includes management of IT risks. Either intuitively or through formal assessment the IT department has a view that the risk profile is based around their infrastructure, while you and your department are deploying technology outside of that. How are the owner's, investors and customers supposed get comfort that as an organisation risks are being managed appropriately?

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    7. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Bathroom breaks are 3 minutes long, once every 4 hours, and you have to sign up the day before for your timeslot. If you didn't, well, tie it in a knot. If we catch you looking up from your screen, we expect you to work later for every second that is spent not staring at a screen. We have cameras, we will know if you are doing non-work-related tasks or daydreaming.

      We have just put in one 3" plastic pot with a plastic daisy in it at the front of the office. This is expected to boost morale. Have a nice day.

    8. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You have a problem with management, not IT.

    9. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I was mostly objecting to your "personal email" comment, especially since it's webmail, and therefore no special software on the machine. Do you also disallow all personal calls at work? Check cell phones at the door? My problem may be with management, but you having no problem with the policy is part of the issue.

    10. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I was mostly objecting to your "personal email" comment, especially since it's webmail, and therefore no special software on the machine.

      Agreed. The issues with webmail 'the application' are fairly limited. However, given the percentage of malware and virii that spread via email, and things linked to in email, its a reasonable policy in many scenarios. webmail is a portal to unscreened attachments, and unscreened content. Its naive to rely on it staying inside the browser sandbox.

      In 'secure' environments, its also a wide open portal for data to leak out of the network.

      As for managements take on it, there are a number of issues:

      webmail is a portal for "inappropriate content" -- your friends might not send pictures of that stripper you went to see to your corporate address, but won't hesitate to fill up your personal mail box with them, or perhaps some adult site you frequent sends you a newsletter... and having that stuff show up on your screen at work can lead to all kinds of problems -- offended customers, offended employees (harrassment lawsuits), etc, etc.

      Yes, it can happen in your corporate mailbox too, but the frequency is frankly much lower; we all know 'IT/management' is potentially monitoring the corporate mail so we'll say 'don't send me that stuff at work', and we won't subscribe to porn sites using our corporate addresses, etc.

      The second issue, is of course, the "time wasted" factor. Very little work related stuff should be coming in on your personal email, but it will likely be LOADED with crap from your personal life -- after all it IS your personal email. I think managment has a right to say, checking your personal email at work is crossing the line.

      Do you also disallow all personal calls at work?

      No, but that's purely a management decision, not an IT one.

      However, it is a particularly good analagy for why management likes to ban personal webmail and IM. Consider this: Its one thing to make or take a personal call while at work. Its ENTIRELY DIFFERENT to setup your home phone to forward all incoming calls to your office number. So that every time some tom dick or harry tries you at home they disturb you at the office:

      Would you like to save on long distance? Can jimmy come for a play date on thursday? Don't forget your dentist appointment Friday. Hi,its gramma calling... I'm lonely at the Home, can we chat. Hey, its your brother, want to golf this weekend?...

      Personal webmail, and IM, in my opinion, can be a lot like call forwarding your home to your office. I can see why management wouldn't want you doing it!

      Check cell phones at the door?

      No, but that again is almost always a management decison, unless there is a genuine security threat to carrying a cellphone (worried about built in cameras, flash memory cards, etc, etc, etc).

    11. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      For example: before you deployed your wiki (assuming, for the sake of argument, that it was the first thing deployed) what was the risk to your organisation of an apache vulnerability being discovered (assuming that it is not used by your IT department as you implied)? The answer is none, now the risk is that the sensitive information may be disclosed. You may even be managing the risk by patching it quickly and segmenting the network, but the risk is not eliminated.

      This is countered by the fact that the wiki isn't hosted on an IIS server maintained by muppets. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

      My real issue however is that the owners of your company (either directly or through shareholders' abilities around appointing executive officers) have given a mandate to the IT department to manage IT assets and normally this includes management of IT risks.

      Well, if you can't fire the IT department (and really, why not?), then avoid them.

      Either intuitively or through formal assessment the IT department has a view that the risk profile is based around their infrastructure, while you and your department are deploying technology outside of that. How are the owner's, investors and customers supposed get comfort that as an organisation risks are being managed appropriately?

      If they're muppets, what makes you think they did any of that? They installed Billware because that's what their biz school had. Seeing as how they can't keep it going, why should you expect that it's up to date, patch wise? You're presuming competence on the part of the IT department, even though it's clearly absent.

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    12. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by gnalre · · Score: 1

      Another good reason that IT should work with users is that often in Hi Tech companies the users know more than the IT about current trends. The applications they are using now will probably become the buisness essential app in the future so knowing about it early means you are ahead of the game.

      10 years ago company wide internet access and email was unusual. Now its essential(just try taking it away) Once we had google groups blocked for 2 weeks by an over eager internet filter. Development almost came to a stop.

      IT have a difficult job, but they are a facilitator not the police. If they make blanket restrictions, they will be circumvented especially if people see it is making there job harder(also development teams often know more than their IT dept.). However if they allow and encourage dialog security and accessibility can be maintained to the IT and users satisfaction

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    13. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      For example: before you deployed your wiki (assuming, for the sake of argument, that it was the first thing deployed) what was the risk to your organisation of an apache vulnerability being discovered (assuming that it is not used by your IT department as you implied)? The answer is none, now the risk is that the sensitive information may be disclosed.

      First, the risk from putting up that wiki was negligible, not because Apache is perfect, but because the odds that someone will bypass our VPN, and have an apache exploit at the same time are probably less than the odds of someone finding one of our laptops forgotten in a cafe, which would have all the data as the alternative. I think your problem is you are not considering overall risks, only one particular risk. What is more detrimental someone outside the company getting sensitive information or engineers inside the company not having the information they need to do their jobs and the company going under? Putting up data or not putting it up is not a one sided equation where only putting it up is a risk.

      You may even be managing the risk by patching it quickly and segmenting the network, but the risk is not eliminated.

      Again, you have to look at the alternatives. Is putting our info on an apache server hosted behind a VPN more or less secure than hosting that same data on a publicly accessible portal, reachable only via IE?

      Either intuitively or through formal assessment the IT department has a view that the risk profile is based around their infrastructure, while you and your department are deploying technology outside of that. How are the owner's, investors and customers supposed get comfort that as an organisation risks are being managed appropriately?

      Is it our job to reassure investors/executives that their incorrect hiring and purchasing decisions were the right ones, or is it our job to get our work done as securely as possible? You can coat it with as much "assurance" or "paradigms" or other marketing speak that you want, but the end result is greater overall security by bypassing incompetent IT and that has happened one too many times for it to be an uncommon state of affairs in modern IT. Working for a company that sells security products I could (aside from my NDA) tell you unbelievable horror stories about what "IT security professionals" have done is some of the largest and most well respected enterprise businesses. Yeah lets open up telnet with no IP access rules on this publicly accessible machine that has direct access to all our core routers (no I don't mean core of their network, I mean core of the national backbone). If investors want to be reassured, they should hire competent people, otherwise they are simply being given false assurances and that isn't good for anyone.

    14. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by Fatchap · · Score: 1
      My point is that if it is not your responsibility or mandate to evaluate and deploy IT assets you alter the risk profile of your organisation when you do so. If nothing else you are increasing the risk that IT continue to invest in unsuitable technology and that incompentence is being rewarded.

      Having said that, you may be altereding it in a positive or negative way. However too much either way is a bad thing, yes it is easy to say (if somewhat niavly)Apache is inherrently more secure than ISS, but are you wasting resource securing assets that the organisation does not value enough to warrent the investment. There is no such thing as complete security, it has to be a trade off, you obviously feel that the IT department trade easy of support and comfort with the familiar technology. In most organisations, possibly not yours, it is up to the executive to assess and manage risk, whether it be of an investment, of finacial mistatement or of IT security breach. Would they be happy knowing you are trading engineering effort (presumably what you are all paid to do) with managing IT solutions (which they presumably pay IT to do).

      If investors want to be reassured, they should hire competent people, otherwise they are simply being given false assurances and that isn't good for anyone. I agree but simply bypassing them is not a viable longterm solution. Eventually in most cases it leads to the situations you describe were people are making decisions without understanding the implications. Compentecy is required at all levels, management, IT, engineering and in assurance (either internal or external).

      To be honest it sounds to me like their is weak leadership in you department who are unable to present their case for better IT support to IT and upper management. Good luck, I have seen it several times before, the first time I was too slow to realise what was happening and ended up being made redundant, along with most of the rest of the engineering force. If nothing else someone should be explaining why IT is a cost centre and not a service centre to Snr Management
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    15. Re:Most users are experts at being idiots by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      This is actually quite common, IMHO. I've experienced it so much so - that I often get drafted into IT (I'm a developer/engineer) on a regular basis. As in, every job I've ever had I eventually become involved in IT and network services. Why?

      The issue isn't that IT is incompetent (there are exceptions on BOTH sides) but that communication between IT and Development/Engineering/Product guys goes through the WEAKEST link - management.

      That's right.. the manager has to understand BGP routing AND failover network configuration (examples here) to be able to effectively communicate issues between the two groups. And, what invariably happens, is one group is blamed for a mistake and they clam up. Thus leading to this organizational self-destruction where only big issues get effectively communicated. All the nagging inefficiences, slow-downs etc never get fixed.

      How do you fix it? My personal solution is integrated meetings - where IT and developers sit down and do risk analysis together. Get a buy in from your manager whenever you're rolling out a product so that you can at least say we all understand our responsibilities.

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  16. "Cheap" support by kbinx · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you want complete control put the dumb terminals back. Otherwise let the creative users solve their problems and stand back. Sysadmins can still control access to sensitive data. If a user screws up a machine, slap the standard install image back on and try try again. There really is no reason for a PC "support" position

    1. Re:"Cheap" support by Jhon · · Score: 2, Informative

      If a user screws up a machine, slap the standard install image back on and try try again.


      And if the "screwed up" machine was infected with a malware which keylogged and/or sent information (such as client personal information/transaction records/ssns/ccard numbers) or perhaps medical records to some PC in Denmark BEFORE you restored from that image?
    2. Re:"Cheap" support by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Are you an idiot? The last thing I want is creative users, "creatively" creating problems. The bottom line is in your next sentance: "slap the standard install image back on and try try again". If you break it, who has to fix it? ME. So it becomes my job to make sure you cant break it. This is way harder than it sounds because users constantly are more "creative" than I can imagine. They will cover those oh so useless chassis air intake holes with creative art drawn by their creative children. Power supply fan noisey? Ill just jam a pencil in there! Put transparacies in a laser printer to print their oh so creative overheads? Why not! its a Printer! First one gets stuck? Hmm whats a creative solution for this.. I know, Ill send ANOTHER one through! that will surely dislodge the first piece of melted fuser goo. Uhoh! Seems like this printer cant handle my overwhelming creativity! Ill just silently walk away informing no one!

      They can express their creativity by installing cool screen savers! wtf IT! why'd you put all these popups on the backend???
      By copying 30 gigs of oh so lovingly created wav remixes to their desktop roaming profile!
      By creatively "fixing" other peoples templates on a network share!
      By creatively interpreting file formats! funnykitties.jpg.exe I choose to think thats a picture! CREATIVELY!
      Did you know theres a software app that actually increases your creativity? Click here to install!
      Uhoh! Looks like I got a virus.. better cruise on over to winantivirus.com because I know ALL about virus scanning programs!

      Yes on second thought, creative is exactly what these users are.

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  17. I don't see a problem-Thin is in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IT lost this fight when the USB memory stick became popular. Besides, no matter what they do, they can't stop me from creating a knoppix cluster from my coworkers pc's after they all leave for the day."

    Why do you think centralization, and thin clients are coming back?

    1. Re:I don't see a problem-Thin is in. by 955301 · · Score: 1

      I think it's coming back so it can go away again. What do you think minicomputers and dumb terminals, and unix servers and X windows terminals were?

      Thin clients don't work for development.

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  18. Irony by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I would be 7 kinds of mad if anyone was using gmail and IM in my office. We work with NATO restricted data. *Everything* requires appropriate handling. E-mail is carefully fenced and the IM service is encrypted.


    But apparently slashdot is totally kosher...
    1. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why would you assume he's posting from work? Not to mention he has a UK domain and it's late evening there.

  19. The day this is a reality by Oriumpor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is the day hundreds of callcenters close down their Level 1 support. I always thought it funny to have columns and rows of people that do nothing but open the documentation the users have and read it to them over the phone. Since the phones are still ringing, I think this announcement is still quite a bit premature.

    1. Re:The day this is a reality by ShaggyIan · · Score: 1

      Your users have documentation?

      And, they, um, READ IT?

      Where do you get your users from? I've never experienced that particular breed.

      (yes, I do think level 1 support frequently should be unnecessary, but then I think the instructions for a car seat are simple enough)

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    2. Re:The day this is a reality by fatalGlory · · Score: 1

      Put it this way, a couple of days ago a friend of mine in my college dorms asked me to help them install iTunes on their new laptop. Didn't sound so hard but they claimed to be running into cryptic error messages. I took a look (BTW, I don't consider this person unintelligent or unable to use a computer).

      Upon running the iTunes installer an error message appeared that said in fairly clear and concise terms that the reason for failure was that they had a bad install of QuickTime present and they should delete the folder "C:/Program Files/Quicktime" before continuing. Then it exits to allow them to do so. For this college student, the words "delete C:/Program Files/Quicktime" either were not clear enough, or were simply ignored because the average user does not read error messages due to a presupposition that they are always cryptic.

      Tech support is not going anywhere in my opinion. P.S. She gave me chocolates to say thanks, lol.

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    3. Re:The day this is a reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Finding one's butthole with both hands" is out of scope for most tier 1 people.

    4. Re:The day this is a reality by bbtom · · Score: 1

      "funny" is not even half of it.

      How about the people who are at the other end talking to this person trying to persuade them that, yes, I have tried plugging it in and it still doesn't work, and that, yes, you should bump me up to someone who actually knows what they are talking about...?

      Oh, what we pay our 49 pennies a minute for...

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      catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
  20. IT dept's delay work. by dahwang · · Score: 1, Insightful

    CIOs and IT departments limit and control software on their computers by taking 2 months to install MS Office on my desktop. I've had IT departments take 3 weeks to "install" software on my workstation, when all they had to was add shortcuts to my start menu and map the path to software on remote servers. It makes you wonder if they spend more time reading my email and slashdot posts than actual IT work.

    1. Re:IT dept's delay work. by aquatone282 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It makes you wonder if they spend more time reading my email and slashdot posts than actual IT work.

      Reading your email and your slashdot posts IS our actual work.

      Signed,

      Your IT Department

      P.S. You're fired.

      --
      What?
    2. Re:IT dept's delay work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't panic, dahwang, it's a hoax - no IT department in the world can write both "your" and "you're" correctly in the same post.

  21. Swap and profession for "IT" and it's still true.. by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    I can't speak to the IT profession as that is not my field of expertise. I am, however, an aircraft structural engineer and have been one for a long time now. Most everything I know I learned after college and I'm still learning new stuff.

    No...that degree is mearly your ticket to the starting gate...the good ones realize that.

    --
    A goal is a dream with a deadline
  22. Way to spread FUD. by methangel · · Score: 1

    Man, I could hardly get through that entire article. BEWARE of the SHADOW IT -- sheesh what a bunch of junk. Users that can download a tool or two or know how to instant message does not an IT department make. That also doesn't make them exempt from my corporate IT usage policy. I don't know about everyone else, but from what I have seen in the past -- most of those TOOLS they like to download tend to be stuff like Weatherbug, and various toolbars. Yep, things that can make the Non-SHADOW IT department less productive.

    I can't name a single situation in which I would be "scared" of the SHADOW IT department. I use a Cymphonix appliance to block viruses, spyware, toolbars, and a host of other malicious content -- it sits inline between my LAN and my Cisco PIX.

    I would love to see the SHADOW IT department configure NAT and PAT on some Cisco devices. Oh noes. This article just pissed me off.

    1. Re:Way to spread FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cymphonix is basically a $3000 joke. Thumbdrive, GAIM & Torpark, FTW.

    2. Re:Way to spread FUD. by scuba_steve_1 · · Score: 1

      We are not all morons...and yes, some of us CAN actually configure a router...including this non-IT dept member who has a BSEE, writes software for external clients, has done so for nearly two decades, and maintains numerous production systems for these external clients.

      I feel some of these posters' pain. I am also suffering as a developer in a large corporation. I have been building production systems for 17 years...and my team has experts in h/w, s/w, networking, and a range of other areas (CM, test, reqts, etc)...yet the internal IT department treats us the same as every other group of employees (HR, non-engineers, etc.). I recently attempted to place four new servers on our internal network for development purposes...and was shutdown for seven weeks. The issue - they came from Dell with the R2 version of Windows Server 2003. "R2? We have never approved that...and won't now either!"

      To get this answer I had to fill out four separate forms, exchange countless email messages, and hold four meetings with four of the five groups that must approve such a radical idea - the general IT group, the Network Design Review group, the Server Design Review group, the Information Security Team, and the Internal Infrastructure group...each of whom could veto. I filled out waivers and researched R2...and the same folks who told me to fill out the waivers then informed me that they intended to also deny the waivers.

      R2. Vanilla Dell PowerEdge Servers with R2. What a threat. I asked them what was it about R2? I bought it because that is what Dell sells. That release has been out for over a year...and these are development servers. I provided info explaining what was in R2...and even offered to disable any services that concerned them. I also demonstrated that the servers had AV and AntiSpyware software installed and the latest windows patches...and gave them admin access to the servers...and also stated that they could install the Altris monitoring and configuration software that we use internally...but no dice. R2 is scary...and unapproved...and they haven't even started to look at it yet. I only managed to get the servers on to the physical network after agreeing to place the servers in a DMZ that has the following limitations:

      - Only select developer workstations can access the servers...and only on pre-negotiated ports
      - The servers cannot initiate traffic out of the DMZ to the developer workstations...so much for my critical UDP application spitting packets to our visualization workstations...or socket logging to LogFactor5 or Chainsaw
      - The servers cannot see the internet...so much for AV or OS updates...without the aid of a CD...and I cannot even access the internal update servers.

      Yes, I could setup tunneling...and most likely be fired for it. Our internet filtering blocks all access to sites that offer such software.

      Seven weeks to get a crippled configuration because of a policy based on absolutes rather than reason. We must have 500 people assigned to one of these five groups...and the corporate flexibility is inversely proportional to their mass...due, of course, to the fact that the size of their paranoia (i.e., the number of people thinking of bad things that we could be doing) grows with each new member of the group.

      I am reasonable...and I understand the threat many apparently benign applications pose. I also understand that we need to safeguard our networks and data...but please...the climate of absolutes is Draconian and, frankly, just plain lazy. My team build systems for external clients, which we field and maintain...so we are also aware of security threats and are willing to be reasonable, but consistently slam into a wall constructed from policies. The irony is that my company earns revenue from one source - my labor. We only bill clients for time...with a large multiplier...out of which all of our overhead functions are budgeted...including these five groups.

      Interesting side note - my corporation has identified my current client a

    3. Re:Way to spread FUD. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      And your post is FUD, too! There are many folks in many companies who could, indeed, be called the "shadow IT" group. I've seen it personally. Stretched IT departments offering little to no timely support demands users to stand up and become the shadow IT group. Saying all folks who want to download their own apps are just using toolbars etc. is ridiculous. Some of those Shadow IT guys might even be Cisco certified for all you fucking know.

    4. Re:Way to spread FUD. by db32 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I can't believe you tried to put R2 on a production network. For shame, incidentally, due to lack of revenue we are reducing your department's manning starting with you, and hiring more IT staff to research the problems in production. Have a nice day.

      --
      The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
  23. "Idiots" data that hasn't been cleared for release by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone placing data that hasn't been cleared for release (even by the very informal process of being sent out on purpose) onto services run by people with whom you have no contract and no reasonable expectation of integrity is, frankly, no better than the idiots who don't back up their data and are then surprised to find out that MTBF is not a guarantee.

    Be sure to let Jimbo Wales know he's an idiot for doing it that way.

    I'm not advocating Wiki methods for a nuclear missle silo, but I think a lot more companies can profit from a Wiki-type approach to (some) data than those that can beneift from an NSA "everything is top secret and must be locked down at all costs" approach.

    Crow T. Trollbot

  24. Problem solved by sjbe · · Score: 1

    no matter what they do, they can't stop me from creating a knoppix cluster from my coworkers pc's after they all leave for the day.


    Sure they can. They can fire you.
    1. Re:Problem solved by 955301 · · Score: 1

      contractor. And I make my client look like a rock star. She'd rather throw herself under a bus than have someone tell her I have to go. US businesses today are full of poor performers. Pull your share and IT can eat crow trying to attack you for pointing out their crappy obstructive policies.

      --
      You are checking your backups, aren't you?
  25. Huh, disagree by thomasa · · Score: 1

    QUOTE: It just might persuade some desperate CIO somewhere not to embark on a career-limiting path of decreeing against gmail and IM. UNQUOTE

    Sorry, that is not the case. Where I work, the word "email" is not even allowed in a URL anywhere. They block it period. Career-limiting my foot. I am sure any company with more then a couple of hundred people tends to be the same.

  26. Sometimes it "has to fit" by winkydink · · Score: 4, Informative

    whether you like it or not.

    In the US, Sarbanes-Oxley places some strict requirements on data retention for publicly-traded companies. Employees choosing to use IM and gmail, could cause those requirements to be circumvented.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is why the clever IT guy who doesn't want to get blamed for limiting user, as in the blurb, should bring in the corporate lawyers to lay down the law. This way it isn't the good IT director who wants to supply any needed technology, but the lawyer cracking down on things that could get the company in hot soup.

    2. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Employees choosing to use IM and gmail, could cause those requirements to be circumvented.

      Same with employees using the copier, printer, fax machine, or *drum roll* a pencil and piece of paper. If someone wants to circumvent some security measure they will.

      At some point you have to trust your employees. If you can't trust them, then why hire them in the first place?

    3. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      That's a lovely interpretation of the rules if you happen to sell data retention equipment or work as a corporate lawyer.

      It all comes down to where you draw the line between personal and corporate activities. When are you an employee, and when are you an individual? You have to draw that line somewhere, and no matter where you draw it you are going to get busted for drawing it in the wrong place when one of your employees commits fraud. You're better off drawing the line such that when an employee uses a personal service such as Gmail, they are acting as an individual, and you shouldn't be retaining that data (it's not yours to retain).

    4. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      Employees choosing to use IM and gmail, could cause those requirements to be circumvented. Same with employees using the copier, printer, fax machine, or *drum roll* a pencil and piece of paper. If someone wants to circumvent some security measure they will. At some point you have to trust your employees. If you can't trust them, then why hire them in the first place?
      The difference with IT is that while you might have employees who would never ever sell or give out sensitive data, you still can't trust that they could never ever download a virus or spyware that would do that for them
      --
      "What is Internet Explorer 7? Are you saying we can't access the normal internet?" - I love tech support. Really.
    5. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I am fascinated by what SOX can be used for. I live and work in EU country. My company is registered on NYSE which did not play any major role for me till approx 2 years ago when some genius hired a bunch of advisors and they produced NDA (non disclosure agreement) which I was supposed to sign because of SOX! I can imagine SOX can be used for anything. I wonder if we can use SOX to eradicate terrorism and possible to put new life in middle east 'peace' process. I suppose if we apply it carefully maybe even Jingjong Kill from NK admit that his quest to go for shiny mashrooms failed.
      What a powerfull thing SOX really is!!!

      As for IT people scared of knowledgable users - knowledgable people are always scary. They may come up with an argument against something that is being said by authority. What a terrible thought - gosh they know better? OTOH there is a hole bunch of loosers there that think they know something while closer examination shows that they clearly do not. They may be very painfull in handling as customers of IT services in a huge company.

    6. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by mrjatsun · · Score: 1

      Sarbanes-Oxley is the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" phrase for IT. If they were serious about securing their network, they would have windows clients.

    7. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarbanes Oxley is the most over mis-interpreted, IT budget inflating, justification I have ever heard. Sure, the keeping data around of X number of years translating to having a sane backup and archival policy is good stuff, but you should have that anyways. But this, "we have to use AD at this particular esoteric security level that doesn't even work right, and lock everyone out of their computers except for one web site" stuff gets a little overboard. Trust me, the words Active Directory security policy don't even exist in SOX...

      I can't tell you how many times I have walked into companies, some not even public, where the IT dept has used sarbanes oxley to justify GPOs that make the users feel like rats in a cage. They can't listen to iTunes at work, why? SOX. I can't go to any websites except the intranet ones, why? SOX.. I can't IM anyone, why? SOX? Sometimes you just got to trust users to make the most out of their workday, and listening to some music and IMing people can help sometimes... if they fuck up, fire their ass. Employment contracts existed and worked well before SOX.

    8. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, but it seems in many of the places I've worked it was Legal that caused most of the problems with document retention to begin with (except when it was HR creating a hostile work environment, of course).

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    9. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by Chazmyrr · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a legal requirement, not a security requirement. If a company falls under SOX and they allow their employees to communicate electronically at work without recording and storing those communications, the company is breaking the law.

      It's a whole lot easier and less expensive to just block access to external email or IM than it is to monitor and record them.

    10. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by Mr.+Hankey · · Score: 1

      In our environment, it's the legal staff that decree protection of most documents. They're quite adamant about it, and this approach works pretty well for us. We don't prevent users from doing much aside from having admin access, which is required of us - and those who require it go on a separate subnet where they can infect each other if it comes to that. If they get admin, they sign off on our involvement with the system, as they are now their own support, and we're both happy until their system breaks. Then they get a fresh image, and some relinquish Admin privileges since it caused their grief to begin with. The only time we end up clamping down too much is when the next tier of security gets involved, in which case our hands are basically tied.

      --
      GPL: Free as in will
    11. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by Associate · · Score: 1

      Have any of them bothered to create a separate lower access account to work in? I tried to get my boss to do this at one point. I told him it wasn't a good idea to always log in as administrator, especially when he visited gambling and other questionable sites. He'd never listen. Every three or four months he would complain of how slow the machine was and how worthless IT was. It took over a year of constant cleaning to eventually get him to understand what was causing his computer to freeze out. I was eventually successful in seeding my distrust of people on teh internets.

      --
      Someone hates these cans.
    12. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      It's a whole lot easier and less expensive to just block access to external email or IM than it is to monitor and record them.

      AFAICT, that is the entire point of the article. It's cheap and easy to lock everything down, but it's detrimental to the efficiency of the organization. CIO's need to start thinking about new solutions to handle the situations that cause hurdles for their employees.

      It's about compromise over despotism.

      --
      "There are more important things than stopping terrorism. Upholding the Constitution is one of them." - Ars Forumer.
    13. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      I've convinced several people similar to your boss that they should do all their 'interesting' internet work on a VMWare virtual machine, and not do any of it on their real machine. They play with the VM until it gets too messed up, then they go back to a snapshot from when it was clean. Their problems with their host/work system have gone way down since.

    14. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by narf501 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately if it came down to that, that is what security cameras and criminal complaints are for.

    15. Re:Sometimes it "has to fit" by Mr.+Hankey · · Score: 1

      Some do, and in a few cases I agree that they should have Admin access. I can understand that cases exist where it's necessary. However, an alarming number doesn't bother. The latter group tends to want admin access because they're too lazy or impatient to adhere to reasonable security procedures. To the sharks for these systems, as long as it's not on my head.

      Incidentally, we do also offer VMware Player as an alternative where people can have admin access. The lazy variety tend not to want to go through this extra step, so in practice it's the people who really need Admin that get VMware - when they don't need direct hardware access.

      --
      GPL: Free as in will
  27. For every rule, there are exceptions by bhmit1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've been a user that is locked into crazy setups. The traveling consultant at client sites who's PC is setup to be managed from the corporate network. At one point, I got tired of the insanity, took a ghost image of the machine they gave me, and installed linux on the machine (and then restored the ghost image in a vmware session).

    But here's the thing, I don't ask for support from the IT department because I'm the odd guy. I know they can't support me. What annoys me (as the one who helps other IT departments manage lots of PC's) are the people that install various applications that cause our automated installs to fail. 90% of the machines are managed with little to no effort. It's the 10% that cause days of work while we try to figure out which of the 20 apps you installed is breaking our install tool.

    And for all those against IM and email lockdown, I've been to trading companies where that's the law. They get in trouble when they don't have logs of what people said on IM, email, phone calls, etc because that's how they catch insider trading. Of course for every sensible rule, I've seen 10 that make no sense at all. As has been said before, the USB key should force companies to reevaluate their policies.

    1. Re:For every rule, there are exceptions by bfields · · Score: 1

      They get in trouble when they don't have logs of what people said on IM, email, phone calls, etc because that's how they catch insider trading.

      What do they do about personal mobile phones?

    2. Re:For every rule, there are exceptions by bhmit1 · · Score: 1

      They get in trouble when they don't have logs of what people said on IM, email, phone calls, etc because that's how they catch insider trading.
      What do they do about personal mobile phones?
      Good question. I wasn't around long enough to find out, but I'd guess they made things like that a policy that the traders are expected to follow. Friends of mine that work in the pentagon just leave their phones in the car. But in IT, when it's possible to be restricted with little effort, and you're legally bound to, it's the norm that you just lock it down.
    3. Re:For every rule, there are exceptions by tftp · · Score: 1

      I've been to places where you must leave your phone, camera and other personal electronics at the door.

    4. Re:For every rule, there are exceptions by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      They're generally outlawed for use by registered traders when working. You want your own phone? Fine. Just don't turn it on in the office. Don't use it, EVER! to contact a client. SEC regs are a bitch for IT.

  28. Centralize the IT by Unajuaner · · Score: 0

    It just makes sense to centralize your IT if the IT department has to be responsible for what happens. The more centralized I make the company I work at the easier to support and roll out new features to the network. I don't mind connecting from home but you have to really plan that kind of deployment out. What vpn router are you gonna use? Is it gonna be a software client? etc.. I will tell you that our use of macs over pcs has helped tremendously with the spyware and virus stuff. I get comments from my users all the time that they tried to install the smiley toolbar and such and were unable too. I shed a tear of joy not having to worry about cleaning workstations all day.

  29. Interesting article... by Psmylie · · Score: 2, Informative
    But wrong on a few counts. There are so many reasons to keep things locked down. Data security is the main one. There is also support issues, regulatory issues, etc. For example... traders don't get to use IM where I work. Know why? Because the SEC wants to be able to pull records of all financial instructions, and our traders wanted to send trade instructions to each other via IM. We had no way at that time to record IM's, and no way to confirm that an IM was actually read by the person it was sent to in a timely manner.

    This is kind of interesting, from the article:

    "When you find that people have broken rules, the best thing to do is try to figure out why and to learn from it."

    Sorry, no. When you find out that people have broken the rules, you write them up or you fire them, depending on the severity of the situation. What if the rule that was broken was someone carting around an unencrypted "backup" of a customer database on a thumbdrive, which he lost? Where I work, that's three major rules broken right there. If that happened, that person would be fired immediately.

    Corporations aren't stupid. Hidebound, maybe, and slow to change, but if something is forbidden, there is usually a really good reason for it. Also, IT does not run the company, in most cases. Follow the chain of command up high enough, and you'll find IT's bosses. If you have a tool that you need or want, then petition for change. Don't do an end-run around the guys that are trying to keep you working, you're only going to hamstring yourself in the end.

    The major problem is, people are making their decisions based on commercials or salesmen that promise an easy, 100% reliable solution to an existing problem. Then they run to IT to complain when the product doesn't perform the way it was supposed to. This makes extra work for an IT department that is probably already overworked. You want to play with toys, play with them on your own gear, not the corporate gear.

    That said, a wise CIO is going to pay attention to what the employees say they need to find out:

    a): If they really need it

    b): If there isn't something better or already in-house that can fill that need

    c): Is it safe to use, and what are the support requirements.

    The important thing then is to tell the end user, No, you can't have that because of: ___, and give them an actual reason, instead of just telling them "against policy"

    --

    psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo

  30. The power user vs the not so power user by onkelonkel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. "My hard drive is howling like a panther passing a kidney stone. Every time I run chkdsk I lose a few more sectors. I've backed up all my work to the network drive. When you get a chance can you come and fix my computer?"

    2. "My computer won't start. It's been making this squealy noise for about two weeks and then all of a sudden it just died. You have to come right now and fix it because all the annual budget files are on my desktop."

    Which call would you rather get?

    --
    None of them can see the clouds; The polished wings don't care.
    1. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) My hard drive is howling like a panther passing a kidney stone. Every time I run chkdsk I lose a few more sectors. No worries, though, since all my important data is on the network drive to begin with (you guys still do nightly backups of those, right?). When you get a chance, can you come and fix the drive? If not, that's cool, just hand me a new drive with the stock software cloned into it and I'll install it.

      Oh, and can I have a LART? The guy in the cubicle in front of me keeps streaming audio and I know it leeches company bandwidth. :)

    2. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by kilbo · · Score: 1

      The second. Then I can replace the drive under warranty or slap in a new drive with an image on it and berate the user for saving important documents on their hard drive after being told not to and violating policy. Oh wait, I forgot, there is no IT department setting policy. Return to your homes. Nothing to see here.

    3. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm a fairly knowledgeable computer user with 10 years of Linux experience on top of the standard Windows use since 3.1. When I have an IT problem I play stupid, real stupid. You know why? Because the second they think that I'm self diagnosing a problem it becomes priority 0.

      When I called up to tell them that my co-workers computer was denying Groupwise proxy rights via a VBA Access module for a single proxy account and not any others, they ignored me for *four weeks*.

      When I call up and say, "my computer doesn't work" they show up in minutes and do whatever it is that they need to do.

    4. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      The desktop is not the place for files, your dorito workstation will be placed, altiris will load the image (give it an hour or so to complete loading all your old applications.) Anything you saved in your my documents, or on your groupspace mapped drives is fine. Hopefully you don't save anything on the hard drive again. If your manager thinks the data is important enough after I update him/her as to your violation of policy, they can then decide if they are going to pay to have the drive recovered at a reputable recovery service. (And if they're a nice person they won't take it out of your pay.)

    5. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by c64k · · Score: 1

      well, when I show up and find that it's a bad fan in the case...

      I'd rather have the person who tells me the symptoms without making assumptions about what the cause is.

      --
      CIA Industries - Running the world for fun and profit
    6. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by Chirs · · Score: 1

      Umm...he *did* give the symptoms: 1) hard drive is howling, 2) chkdsk is showing an increasing number of lost sectors.

      Where do you see any indication of supposed cause in the OP?

    7. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by delcielo · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned about the call from the uneducated user who simply says they can't get to anything on the network, only to find that a self-approved techie has placed an unauthorized WAP on the lan and is handing out DHCP addresses that go nowhere. He will probably effect more people than just his immediate co-workers, but IT will get the blame for the network not working.

      --
      Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
    8. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by Heisman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, since user #1 is probably a typical /.er, and user #2 is probably the long leggy blond girl from accounting/payroll. I'm going to go hang out under #2's desk for a while. I'll see you guys later.

    9. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by c64k · · Score: 1

      I've been out to too many technically abled user's desks to fix problems that they've told me 'it's X, and this is why.' Only to find that they were hedging their facts to support what they'd decided the problem was.

      I want to hear symptoms like: 'it's making a *adjective* noise,' 'this program crashes when I do X,' etc.

      Let me troubleshoot, that's what I get paid for.

      As well, I prefaced it with 'when I show up and find that it's a bad fan in the case,' trying to make the point that sometimes, a techish user may still be barking up the wrong tree, or even misunderstanding the results of the troubleshooting they are doing.

      --
      CIA Industries - Running the world for fun and profit
    10. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by scuba_steve_1 · · Score: 1

      In my environment, the answer is this - who cares? (at least from the IT group's position)

      They will come for your machine and if they cannot fix it easily, they will reimage it...or replace it. If you lost your data, too bad. In fact, they now require hard drive level encryption so many problems MUST now be solved by reimaging since traditional attempts to resolve likely issues (or at least the easier ones) have now been rendered useless.

      It takes them about fifteen minutes to reimage the disk...as opposed to hours of analysis to attempt to solve the problem or rescue files. If you didn't store your files on the network files servers, then that is your problem...and frankly, they find users that have technical knowledge annoying at the least and threatening at the worst. They'd rather deal with preschoolers locked in a playpen.

      Not a flame...just the facts.

    11. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful she doesn't notice you under there, or she might think you're a desk rabbit.

    12. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by mjwx · · Score: 0

      Either/or, they both need a HDD replaced. I don't really mind the knowledgeable users, its the arrogant and/or selfish users that really annoy me, like the developer who marches into my office (more of a glorified cubicle) and demands a copy of indesign (we have several CS licenses for graphic designers) when we both know they don't need it (if they need a PDF edited I tell them to give it to a designer) or the other developer who demands vista although he knows it would break VS.net 2003.

      So when it comes down to it, it doesn't matter how much they know about the problem but how arrogant they are,

      "my computer has $PROBLEM can you come and fix it"

      or

      "This god damned computer you gave me doesn't effing work, why do you need to to install this 'anti-virus' and why cant I have 20 different tool bars running" then complaining about not having full domain access.

      So a user who is actually knowledgeable is good, they cut down on support time (but they bring me the hardest problems) its the user who thinks they know everything or thinks they are better than everyone else that are problematic.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    13. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Sorry bud, but it's not worth it - there are plenty of leggy blondes with a brain to match, so why bother with ditzes?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    14. Re:The power user vs the not so power user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he's married?

  31. This is an old story by mbone · · Score: 1

    Most system admins and network admins have always felt that their systems would run just fine except for all of those pesky users.

    And a lot Mac users feel that system admins like Windows to make sure that system admins are needed.

  32. But for the I-D-Ten-T by ShaggyIan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, most corporate users surf the web at home.

    Yes, most of their home machines are horribly infected with spyware, viruses, and other things I grow weary of cleaning up. I have friends who make their livings cleaning up home PC's. Most of them have "regulars".

    I have no problem helping my advanced, capable users be more productive through technology. I will even grant local admin when warranted.

    I have major problems letting my users chat with their friends on IM while surfing porn, watching last nights CSI on YouTube, and unwittingly sending out spam on behalf of a botnet (while trying to infect the rest of the network). Whenever we (and by we I mean management) loosen the reigns, this is what I find all over my network.

    Giving your users admin/root (i.e. ticket to ride) trying to make your life (or their life) easier only tends to make both of your lives harder later on.

    Top down corporate stragedy types really don't need to be worrying so much about individual users. Good IT staff with sufficient decision making authority renders this entire "concern" moot.

    --

    This sig was generated randomly by one million monkeys with Speak 'n Spells. . .
  33. Why fear when you can enlist their help. by thomasa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I come across someone who I find reasonably able to fix problems, I sometimes
    enlist their help on assisting their computer neighbors. I also find that people
    who think they know a lot quite often mess up their computer even more and consequently
    require my help more - That is okay, it keeps me employed. It is changing though
    with users losing admin rights. They really cannot do anything as a standard user.
    On UNIX computers, The users tend to be more technical (I find) but still require
    assistance sometimes. Especially when they do not have root.

  34. We do not fear Expertise... by Hymer · · Score: 1

    ...we do fear "Expertise". The technical ignorance among users, for wich Microsoft is very much responsible for... the "It looks cool and it seems to work" attitude where the part about security is just an irritating detail wich blocks the "Experts" access to cool features.
    I am very lucky and I do have support from our management to say what is and what is not allowed... but many places the worst "Expert" is somone from management.

  35. IT is there for the Users to use by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We should love smart users. If they come up with their own solutions to problems, they're de facto developers. If the business is run well, good workers will succeed and advance while poor workers fail and leave the company. In time, we'll have evolved a class of competent users, even experts, and have application development in the hands of everyone, along with the skillset to actually make decent software. It's a long way off, and maybe a pipe dream, I know, but don't squash the dream. Please.

    --
    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
    1. Re:IT is there for the Users to use by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps more importantly, smart users should love you. IT departments suffer because they don't forge relationships outside their department. While everyone else has friends and advocates at budget time, IT workers are viewed as interchangeable, even redundant. If you snub or ignore technically smart users, you're alienating the one outside segment that's even capable of understanding why you're needed.

      --

      Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.

    2. Re:IT is there for the Users to use by abb3w · · Score: 1

      We should love smart users. If they come up with their own solutions to problems, they're de facto developers. If the business is run well, good workers will succeed and advance while poor workers fail and leave the company. In time, we'll have evolved a class of competent users, even experts, and have application development in the hands of everyone, along with the skillset to actually make decent software.

      You omit several factors that I see. I agree, a diversity of minds working to develop solutions is highly desirable... provided the solutions are reviewed by others to point out potential problems. Otherwise you get people using GMail to send copies of HIPAA restricted data to themselves for backup. So, you need to have the solutions reviewed, and the "users" willing to take feedback. This implies you also need a class of competent managers, able to provide review, feedback, education, and encouragement; and willing to tolerate experimentation and give credit where it is due.

      Develop such managers, develop such users, and your IT may become a happier place.

      --
      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  36. Man, it was so easy... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    ...back in the early 90's when I managed single DEC MicroVAX minicomputer with over 60 connected VT terminals and 25 printers. System Management was easy, centralized, and completely controllable--users only had access to what we gave them and absolutely nothing else. OK, so character-based Word Perfect, Lotus 123, Pine, and Lynx could be difficult at times, but people were honestly very productive, and things hummed along nicely.

    Enter the mandatory Windows world, and that's when things really went to Hell....

    --
    My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
  37. Yeah, right by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 1

    Wherever these advanced users are at, please send some my way. As an R&D programmer and backup admin, I get hit by unskilled users twice. Users that manage to get a completely dumbed down interface wrong, or a user that wonders why they can view a PDF after deleting acrobat reader (only God knows why).

    In our company, everyone who has any amount of talent on the computer becomes a part of IT at least in some small way. And I know we certainly wish we had more people we could trust with more responsibility. We only have one dedicated IT man for 7 servers, 75+ users and 4 plants connected over a VPN pipeline.

    It all comes down to trust. In our case, we don't trust their abilities. It's not that we don't trust their motives. We wish we had users that were more advanced. If you do and look at it as anything other than a blessing, you have a serious problem and should really be looking into why you have users you can't (or refuse to) trust.

  38. I love my shadow IT department by east+coast · · Score: 1

    They're the same exact gimps who ask me why they're getting spyware at home all the time.

    Just like a new hire into the IT department; I don't know these people from anyone else. Anyone can claim any amount of knowledge they like but as long as I'm responsible for the systems they're working on I'm not real comfortable letting these people do as they will in the hopes that they really know what they're doing.

    Unlike the new hire into the IT department; I have neither the time nor the authority to monitor their activities. I can't go and "slap them upside their head" for doing something stupid and that's if I even notice what they've done before something goes seriously wrong.

    The kind of relationship that needs to exist between senior IT members and the people who work with the machines simply can not take place in a real world environment. It's not like I'm slapping the concept of working with these people down but I can't simply take it for granted that they know what they're doing and that they know when to draw the line.

    I haven't even bothered to take into account the types out there who are looking to cause trouble... Anyone who works in IT should already have the picture of what I'm talking about when even good intentioned users go astray.

    Nor does this mean that everyone who isn't IT should be dismissed as idiots. It's just that I'm responsible for the well being of these systems. Not to be over dramatic but are you going to let strangers watch over your children if their credentials are "I've babysat before"?

    --
    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    1. Re:I love my shadow IT department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A computer is a tool, not a baby. You're a hammer-and-chisel maintenance guy, not a parent.

  39. Work tech. is for WORK by brendanoconnor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Letting users do whatever they want on company computers is a great way to have a lot of things go wrong very quickly. When you are at work, you are there to be working, not playing around on the internet, talking to your buddies, exchanging ims and emails an whatever else you could possibly be doing that has absolutely nothing to do with your job.

    At my work, our computers are completely locked down and we cannot change anything, no matter how mundane. I personally thing this is great because I know that whenever I go to the computer, it will just work. If we could change things, I have no doubt a few of the employees would just have to screw with things and then when it didn't work, it would then screw up my job and cost the company a lot of money, not to mention cause my workers and I unneeded stress.

    All this comes from someone who has several computers running from home with various operating systems doing various tasks. I could probably improve things at my work in regards to how tech is handled, but it is not my job. If I want to play sysadmin, I can do it with my own gear, on my own time.

    1. Re:Work tech. is for WORK by hrrY · · Score: 1

      *Claps* I wish I knew how to mod you up...I fully concur and *will continue* to tear apart my gear with the impunity of a jackal stalking a gazelle.

    2. Re:Work tech. is for WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "At my work, our computers are completely locked down and we cannot change anything, no matter how mundane. I personally thing this is great because I know that whenever I go to the computer, it will just work."

      that's nice. as a developer give me a good time to get in touch so you can install:
      maven ant oracle mysql upgrade my sun JES stack install oracle coldfusion iis apache tomcat mule servicemix CAPS dbvisualizer vmware server

      also, when something doesn't work - can you go google some arcane production errors for me? i don't have access. and i need that 5 minutes ago.

      and then for my neighbor:
      can you install the ms stack sharepoint sqlserver ...

      oh wait, you mean you have your own job to do?

    3. Re:Work tech. is for WORK by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's a good point - a very large proportion of the computer problems I am asked to solve are not work related in any way whatsoever and often due to users installing stuff they have brought in from home. When the spam filter correctly blocks chain letters and bad jokes it can take over half an hour to find "that important email from someone" was a friend sending a chain letter about hugs. That is why your sysadmins are frequently grumpy - each non-work related thing we work on makes the day with unpaid overtime just that little bit longer.

    4. Re:Work tech. is for WORK by dbIII · · Score: 1

      that's nice. as a developer give me a good time to get in touch so you can install:

      I knew a developer would chime in - what you mentioned above is why sane workplaces have development boxes where developers have full control or dev networks you can break and often lock down the developers PCs so they don't break those. Violataing the terms of software licences can have consequences so you can't always just install anything you like at whim anyway (annoys me too). Some unskilled developers will learn about routing by playing with production systems and stop dozens of people from working by breaking things, so should never have root passwords for production systems. Finally, some developers test stuff out on the machines they use for writing code, reports, email etc and completely break those which is why some places lock them down - I'm just happy I don't have to.

      As for blocking net access - that's only good for keeping people who like to micromanage others happy and is counterproductive.

  40. Thin is in by wsanders · · Score: 1

    There was a lot of interest in thin clients at RSA 07, or at least there were lot of people crowding the Citrix, Sun, and Oracle booths ("booths" being a relative term, these booths were the 1/2 the size of a tennis court.)

    This technology goes in and out of fashion like anything else, primarily because the clientware bloats up in each generation to the point of making it painful. But all the hoo-hah over SOX, etc, probably is going to justify the pain for a lot of people. Who says the minframe isn't dead? It's the only was to control users, give them a 3270 terminal if you have to.

    --
    Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
    1. Re:Thin is in by narf501 · · Score: 1

      I think thin clients will be likely to take off this time around. First it was VT100s/3270s, then X stations, then Java stations, but in none of those times was data security so important. These days, its hardcore prison time if data gets divulged, so a firm with sensitive data would be almost foolish to use standalone PCs compared to a cluster of terminal servers. Thin clients can't get malware on them (for the most part), and its easier to maintain licenses because everything is on a cluster of machines. What is going to sell thin clients is not the tech, but what happens if one doesn't have them... punishment if SOX, HIPAA, or other laws if they are breached.

  41. Fear is rooted in ignorance... by atomic777 · · Score: 1
    ..this is not IT-specific. Ignorance and uncertainty about anything naturally lead to fear. The paranoia of a CIO is proportional to his/her ignorance, all other things being equal. Every company is different and the variables involved differ. Information security is a matter of risk mitigation and an understanding of the value of the data that needs to be protected. If you work for an internet company that deals with a lot of scraped data from the web, IT need not be nearly as keen to protect data as, say, the DoD.

    I've worked in corporate R&D labs with relatively high security that still provided wireless access on the grounds of the lab. This is a security risk, perhaps, but one that was mitigated to an extent deemed acceptable, given the value it provided. Another company I worked for, with far less to worry about from a data protection perspective, denied our numerous requests for wireless access on grounds of "security". In other words, they were too incompetent to mitigate the risk involved to provide a valuable service to us.

  42. The good, the bad and the dumbass by e.coli · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As an IT tech, I have known users who knew their stuff, maybe 0.5% of the employees of any given company. And I have know techs who did not know their stuff, maybe 60%.

    But all in all there are reasons why computers are locked down and there are reasons why IT mandates that "thou shalt not". Too many times there have been licensing issues where a know-it-all user with the ability to install software on their local box has brought in a package from home to install because they could get their work done better/faster/more colorfully with it than they could with the software that the company licensed. And when the project/document/spreadsheet that they created in that software can't be read or modified by any of the licensed software, they instantly become indignant and blame IT for not finding a way to convert their information. Contrary to popular mis-belief, IT does not have experience in EVERY piece of software out there. And when some disgruntled soul left the company they would let the anti-piracy folks know about the illegal installs.

    And then there are the ones who download every bit of shareware/freeware/spyware in the known universe to their local box, turning their machine into a zombie or worse.

    IT is usually mandated to keep the network running smoothly, virus and spyware free, and within the licensing agreements of the software that they have purchased. To do that they have to lock down the network, the computers and the user rights because the know-it-alls don't care about security, safety or licensing. They just want to run Weatherbug because they are too lazy to check into the WeatherChannel.

    And then there are the users who listen to Internet radio (sucking down bandwidth), download illegal music and software (because it's faster than at home), and cruise the porn and game sites. Most users don't remember that the computer, network and internet connection still belong to the company that they work for and the aim of IT is to make sure that everyone can play and work together to the betterment of the company.

    Give me a user who will work within the guidelines, request the software that they need to do their job and, at the end of the day, tend to their personal internet needs from their home computers.

  43. IT Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new IT Overlords. Also... In the IT department, the computer fixes you! :^)

  44. "a career-limiting path of decreeing against..." by kelleher · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure if those are the words of kdawson or flatfilsoc, but whoever wrote them needs to stop being a dumbass.

    The author has obviously never worked at a regulated and/or publicly traded company or a company that has experienced the embarrassment of a PII leak. Those decrees come from Audit and/or Legal. And it may be painful to admit this, but those departments are trying to look out for the company - yes, ignorance can cause a misstep or three, but it's naive to assume all their decisions are driven by fud.

    And for all the down trodden cubicle jockeys that will post, "but what about USB drives, or floppies, or [insert other tech here]" there are plenty of ways to limit/remove that functionality as well. The one I'm most familiar with is giving users a locked down Wyse terminal that can/will only RDP to a very locked down terminal server.

    Remember, you're on the companies infrastructure and they're paying for your time - you get to what they want and how they want you to. If you don't like it get another job. If you think these decisions are in the hands of the CIO, get a clue.

  45. How about Wiki? by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

    I'm curious to hear how other Slashdotters are able to make use of wiki's within the corporate firewall. I have seen some companies where really useful wiki's begin on someone's desktop and are subsequently subject to push back, mostly based on security concerns.

  46. User Arrogance by tymbow · · Score: 1

    Why is it that people feel they have a right to do the work of or intefere with the work of their IT departments? It is my responsibility, not yours to run IT. I don't go around other peoples desks mucking about with their jobs because I know a bit about finance, or sales or whatever.

    I see a few examples of people proudly demonstrating how they have circumvented what they perceive as some form of restrictive IT policy - it my opinion you should be sacked. The most common problem I have seen of late is wireless APs. A company bans wireless for legitimate reasons, smart arse users install a "secret" AP, company gets owned. I also cannot count the number of times I have had to respond to a problem that has been caused by users who are otherwise very IT competent but don't understand how their little change or improvement affects the big picture.

    Many complaints about IT are of course completely legitimate as are complaints about any other area of business. If there is a problem with your IT groups or you need some tool or change to IT operating practices then use the right channels. Talk to your IT group and your management team. We are also annoyed by limitations with IT systems but we have budgets and responsibilities to the company just like users do and can't always make things work the way they should.

    1. Re:User Arrogance by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Why is it that people feel they have a right to do the work of or intefere with the work of their IT departments? It is my responsibility, not yours to run IT. I don't go around other peoples desks mucking about with their jobs because I know a bit about finance, or sales or whatever.

      As a company or organization, most groups have a goal. Theoretically it is the job of IT to facilitate that goal. Far too often, IT decides their job is to interfere with people getting their work done, or to make themselves gatekeepers so they can have more power within the company, at the expense of slowing down real work. Hopefully as an IT person you do go talk to finance when you need approval for purchases to determine budget and what is the best risk/reward for those purchases. Hopefully you do consult legal about policies. If people are coming to you in IT and telling you how to do your job it is probably because you are failing to facilitate them doing their jobs.

      I see a few examples of people proudly demonstrating how they have circumvented what they perceive as some form of restrictive IT policy - it my opinion you should be sacked.

      In my opinion if people are able to, or motivated to bypass restrictive security, maybe both they and IT should be sacked. At the very least someone should look into the policies and see if it is costing the company money because IT went overboard.

      A company bans wireless for legitimate reasons, smart arse users install a "secret" AP, company gets owned.

      What is a legitimate reason to ban wireless in most environments? We installed wireless everywhere years ago, an official and well secured wireless network, so users had functionality and security. If users are so in need of wireless that they pay for gear out of pocket and it is a common problem, maybe your assessment of whether or not it should be banned was a steaming pile.

      Many complaints about IT are of course completely legitimate as are complaints about any other area of business. If there is a problem with your IT groups or you need some tool or change to IT operating practices then use the right channels.

      If you have to go through official channels to get things done, the chances are the network infrastructure is too brittle and is resulting in greatly slowing down the operation of regular business. Incompetent IT has been the bane of my existence for years. I once got an e-mail that read, "everyone please stop using and mail clients except exchange, any web browser other than IE, and stop using any freeware that has not been explicitly approved by IT, effective immediately. " Gee, brilliant, especially in a UNIX development shop with no Windows machines or copies of said software and where every tool we used was un-approved freeware. IT is, for the most part, a roadblock in the way of getting things done and mandates less secure methods more often than more secure ones. Maybe in some toy company they are the bastion of security, but if they are the same quality of IT as I've seen, then those companies are barely ahead of the game. In technical industries, they seem to be a weak link that is always slowing things down, getting in the way of work, or implementing another useless or counter productive "security" measure.

    2. Re:User Arrogance by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Here's some arrogance for you. I am a user. I have a job to do. Doing my job makes the company money. Doing this job is what the company is paying me for. To do this job I need tools. One of these tools (the most important one in fact) is a computer. This is where IT comes in. Their job is to provide me with this tool, and also to provide the infrastructure to make it work.

      I make money. IT costs money. If the policies of the IT department prevent me from doing my job, they cost money twice. This is why our company doesn't have a lot of policies put on the users by the IT department. We are all assumed to be intelligent mature adults and then proceed from there. We all try to get along, users and IT. There is an unspoken agreement between us. I don't listen to internet radio, because I know it consumes bandwidth that everyone needs. If my buddy in the next cube is having a computer problem, I will try to help him. If I can, we can both get back to work and we haven't had to call the IT guy (who is also a shared resource). I don't surf pr0n or Hate sites. I am an admin on my PC. I understand that this is a privilege and don't abuse it by installing spyware infested crap on my machine. I don't install Bonzi buddy and the 1001 smiley tool bars. I use my common sense and what knowledge of computers I do have to make sure I am not causing problems for other users or for the IT guys. I will not lie to the IT guy when he comes to fix my machine. If I install something that crashes my computer I will fess up and not act innocent. In return I can install whatever freeware I think I need to do my job without having to get approval from some IT bureaucrat. I know this is a long way from the BOFH nirvanna of having everthing locked down tight and firing anyone who dares to violate sacred IT policy, but you know it seems to work for us.

      --
      None of them can see the clouds; The polished wings don't care.
    3. Re:User Arrogance by tftp · · Score: 1
      In my opinion if people are able to, or motivated to bypass restrictive security, maybe both they and IT should be sacked. At the very least someone should look into the policies and see if it is costing the company money because IT went overboard.

      The last sentence should read "As the very first action, ..."

      What is a legitimate reason to ban wireless in most environments?

      The cost of maintaining a secure and functioning wireless infrastructure. Neither the hardware, nor the software resources (logical subnetting, routers etc.) is free. I can not imagine why a tax preparation office would need a 802.11 network if 20 people are sitting in front of their wired computers and execute only one officially approved software.

      If you have to go through official channels to get things done, the chances are the network infrastructure is too brittle and is resulting in greatly slowing down the operation of regular business.

      I don't quite understand what you are saying here - do you advocate vigilantism? The "official channels" usually exist for a reason, and you may be not aware of the side effects of a change that you are about to make on your own. Hunting down IP address collisions is such a fun in a large company!

    4. Re:User Arrogance by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I can not imagine why a tax preparation office would need a 802.11 network if 20 people are sitting in front of their wired computers and execute only one officially approved software.

      But is this the situation we're talking about? We were discussing instances where employees bring in a wireless access point from home to use. In the above situation they should be unable to connect to that wireless point or run Web apps. When users bring in a wireless access point from home and are using it, usually that is because it provides them with some real benefit and you need to look at what that benefit is and why they went to such an extreme. Maybe it is simply surfing Web sites for fun while on break and there is real value in providing that access to them in a controlled way. Improving morale by giving employees a better workplace is one of the cheapest and most beneficial ways to increase security and get more work done.

      I don't quite understand what you are saying here - do you advocate vigilantism?

      No I advocate a flexible network that is not so brittle that an average user has to go to IT to do something new.

      I don't quite understand what you are saying here - do you advocate vigilantism?

      Those types of changes are minimal compared to changes that do not have larger security concerns attached. By building your infrastructure to be secure in the face of slightly changing conditions you speed up the workflow, have fewer instances where IT has to intervene and are more resistant to new types of malicious behavior. Do you know what the most likely way for your data to be compromised is? An insider copies it and takes it home and sells it. You can try to lock down your workplace with cameras and disabling all USB ports and bluetooth and by locking down every machine to the point that if someone needs to run a new piece of software they need permission to go to various sites to research them and then permission to install and run it and permission for it to access files from the internal file server, but they can still print it or take pictures of their screen w/ a camera. Realistically, treating your employees with a certain level of trust is more likely to make them not steal the data because they feel bad about violating your trust.

      Security is more than a technological problem and security is not an end goal in itself. You have to look at the real risks and rewards of some security measure not only on security but on it affect on users to efficiently do their jobs.

  47. Green CIO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait until a green CIS Computer Information System management graduate marries your bosses daughter and takes over your IT department. Answering questions like, "What is this Apache thing? Can you get rid of it, I don't like Indian named things?" gets real old real fast.

  48. IT Titles and IT BS by umbrellasd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Worked for 3 years as a business analyst at a health insurance company. I came from 6 years of IT background and we developed IT solutions in the business group. This was a general trend of consolidation where there was more leverage to have a person that understands the business as well as technical side and cut down the overhead between the two groups.

    At the company, many of the users were technically savvy, and more importantly, the process associated with IT was prohibitively complicated. It would take too long to get an IT project approved, and so people would use readily available tools (Excel and Access were the big ones) to develop solutions that met the need.

    I'm sure everyone knows that in the health insurance industry, data privacy is extremely important, so yes, the IT department had some valid concerns about meeting government regulation, but to be fearful of an educated and motivated user that needs something and is willing to invest their time to get it...that's stupid.

    This type of alarmism is your typical FUD that arises when a bunch of established people get jittery about where their paycheck will come from when they feel that someone is threatening the usefulness of their job by doing the things that they used to do. I have one response to that.

    The model-T Ford.

    Yes, all those horse and buggy people were pissed. The smart ones just rolled with it and became mechanics and made fortunes in the automotive industry. And here, too, all that is really required is to say, "OK, what are the new services that we can provide now that we have successfully built tools easy enough that the end-user can use them productively for basic development and analytic tasks?" Guess, what? There will be many more jobs that grow out of millions of educated users all over the world learning to use Excel and Access, etc.

    At the health insurance company, what I could clearly see that our VP of IT could not, was that the efforts of our business people were doing an amazing job of forcing the IT process to become more efficient and less complacent. In other words, it demanded that IT actually earn their paycheck, and that IT explore the new responsiblities that they could take on with their considerable technical skills, in order to better serve a new and more educated customer (technically knowledgeable business users).

    Fear arises because people are God damn lazy. "But I like doing what I've always done. Doing new things is hard. I have to actually learn to do new things. Oh, I just can't possibly see what we will do now that users can do things with data. Oh, why! Why did we give them a power tool that empowers them to go to Home Depot and then rennovate their house themselves, oh why???" Well carpenters haven't gone out of business and neither will IT people...not the proactive ones at any rate.

    The tools will get better and the end user will be able to do more, which means there will be more new business requirements that need specialists to assist the business user, and so on. It's been this same process for generation after generation, and every there are a bunch of alarmists crying doom, and every time new opportunities arise from the changes and the economy experiences a net positive growth.

    1. Re:IT Titles and IT BS by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Just because HTML is better with links: Fisher Body is GM's body-making division. They started as a buggy-making company in the late 1800s.

      With that said, there are a lot of differences between the beginning of the last century, and the beginning of this one. In those days, anyone could just go out, homestead some land, and live on it. If you had an axe and a gun, started out at the right time of year, and worked your ass off, you could make a living out of nothing but the earth and its resources which were readily available to you.

      Today, some people have found that no matter how hard they try, they never seem to get anywhere. This is partly because of obstacles deliberately placed in their paths in order to achieve some goal. For example, the US Government deliberately engaged in racist propaganda against blacks and mexicans during the depression, in order to prevent them from getting jobs needed by whites. If you think that doesn't still have repercussions today, you're not thinking.

      People are forced to do more with less all the time. Salaries have not kept up with inflation for decades and home prices have been running away from us all along - although there is some hope that will stabilize with the deaths of the baby boomers on the horizon. The point is that the average American who wants to live in a house today is going to be in debt for a long, long time. The option of homesteading and building a home has all but disappeared; even if you did have the resources to build a useful structure on your land, the building codes would not permit it. And here in the US salaries are at an all-time low; when outsourcing became SOP for any large corporation many higher-paying jobs went overseas and became lower-paying ones. Unemployment is down, but most of the jobs created were unskilled labor (or very close to it) and many people are now working far below their level of experience.

      I'm not saying it's impossible to move to another field today. It's just far, far harder. The amount of knowledge necessary in any given field has typically been multiplied manyfold. Take automotive repair for example; early cars were either electric, in which case they had very few parts, or they were a simple ICE design, and still had very few (but more) parts. The complexity of your car stereo is greater than what the whole car was like back then.

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    2. Re:IT Titles and IT BS by ScnGuy · · Score: 1
      Well, there has to be a balance. I have been on a number of projects where I had to research and, ultimately, dismantle non-documented, poorly written, non-integrated, home-built "solutions" that end-users built on their own. I am currently doing this now, within our own organization, where we had, for years, a controller who "didn't trust" our General Ledger package, never really learned to use it, and instead took data dumps and created all the firm's financial reports using Excel. No one could create the reports except the controller. The spreadsheets were a spider web of "=IF" functions and non-named ranges. Of course, no documentation. It also took him three days to create the reports.

      I had my team build the necessary reports using the standard report writers (Balance Sheets, Income Statements, Cash Flow), and now anyone who has access and a need can run these reports in less than five minutes. We are also training the accounting team in the tools so they can create and update the reports themselves.

      Now, when these Excel reports were first created, the controller was working with a different IT organization, one that was restrictive and anti-service, to your point. So, he had a need that had to be addressed. However, his Excel reports ended up being a solution to problems that no longer existed -- and he refused to change, and disbelieved that the G/L software could create a proper balance sheet (which, of course, is absurd -- G/L software that can support a public company can create standard accounting reports!).

      Hence, my statement about a balance. An organization that has end-users building systems themselves outside their IT organization for mainstream apps (G/L standard reports, call centers, shipping software, broad-public web sites) shows that the IT organization is either non-responsive, or non-funded, or that the users themselves are rogues. Tools such as Excel, Access, MindManager, even VB to some extent, are great tools for local use, and IT should not get in the way.

      There is that elusive dividing line between the realm of IT and the realm of the end-user. To my mind, that line is between apps that add value to the company as a whole, and apps that increase the productivity of individuals and small groups/departments. To the extent that a local app can be leveraged across the whole enterprise, IT should help sponsor and nurture it.

      One should also recognize that there is "scaffolding" in the form of temporary (or not so temporary) stop-gap systems that need to be in place while the enterprise systems that are supposed to support the function are put in place. In this case, IT should not hinder the scaffolding, and the end users should not rue the dismantling of it when the time comes.

      IT is one "Model T" every five years, more or less... So, one better get used to ditching the old. I myself know that 90% of what I know about IT systems is obsolete!

  49. Nothing is foolproof because users are ingenious by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Yet these are organization's tools, not an extension or a portal of entertainment devices.

    Because we require so much work of people, at seeming all hours (read Crackberries, constant email/mobile/cell/IM/texting) the blur is difficult to define the boundaries of work and home life. It's no fracking wonder why people believe that their office PC is just another portal to iTunes.

    And along with credit card numbers, SSNs, (SINs in Canada, etc.), notebooks, memory devices, and so on are compromised on seemingly a daily basis. No fracking wonder there, either. It takes a decidedly cogent (not reactive) culture to guard against misuse and data theft/compromise.

    Most data security is laughable. Even good news-scare stories make no difference in cultural attitude. It's going to take a big organization going down (and hard) to shake up how people view office technology. And those were the people with good intentions.

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  50. 70-270, bitches! by LibertineR · · Score: 1, Troll
    For our clients, this is what we do:

    Somebody says they are an 'expert user', we have them take the Trancender 70-270 practice test for Windows XP. If they can pass it with an 80+ score, we give them local admin rights or put them in an approved OU.

    It is part of our SLA, and if anyone bitches, we just point them at the contract.

    Having seen the hundreds of various ways an enduser can fuck up their data, this is one thing we DO NOT bend on. I have never had a CEO or CIO complain about this clause, and to date, out of maybe 20 users testing, NONE passed with even a 50 score.

    User says they're expert? Make them prove it.

    1. Re:70-270, bitches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're saying that because you're insecure.

      Desktop PC support is the lowest rung of the IT ladder. It's true. If you call the help desk, and the guy whose been there for years shows up, send him/her away. You only stay in desktop support if you don't have the skills to move up. You know that. We all know that.

      Now a user comes along, probably a programmer *AND ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW WINDOWS WORKS*. Not the usual bullshit that you learn to get a Transponder cert. But actual knowledge of how it works. And they went to a University and got a degree or three. And you're the guy who graduated high school and took a Transputer test. And passed it. W00t! And so it's understandable why you're pretty insecure.

      That said, there's no way I give local users admin rights. Except to the programmers. They get what they need. You've got to draw the line somewhere, and that's the only useful one.

      You? I don't even give you a laptop. You get an abacus and a note not to touch the complicated computers. Anybody who has been in desktop support as long as you has demonstrated skilled indifference to technology. I'll bet you think Vista is "pretty cool" [rolling eyes].

      No, I'm not a programmer or admin person either. Just a guy telling the truth.

    2. Re:70-270, bitches! by LibertineR · · Score: 1
      You fucking idiot.

      I run a company with 20 employees, support IT services for 89 companies at last count.

      Shut the fuck up. You dont like our SLA? FUCK YOU. I would guess you probably dont even know what an SLA is.

      Your just a guy with your head up your ass.

    3. Re:70-270, bitches! by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      your a fucking retard. first you talk like you work as an admin, then you say this "No, I'm not a programmer or admin person either"

      so in other words your just a nobody running their mouth like a bitch on /.

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    4. Re:70-270, bitches! by Keybounce · · Score: 1

      > Desktop PC support is the lowest rung of the IT ladder. It's true. If you call the help desk, and the guy whose been there for years shows up, send him/her away. You only stay in desktop support if you don't have the skills to move up.

      Not true.
      Moving up requires both work skills, people skills, and opportunity to move up.

      What if the work environment says "No, we're not promoting anyone, gotta keep costs down"?

      What if the work environment says "We don't consider job B to be a promotion from job A; we hire job B people from outside the company".

      What if you're skilled enough to handle higher level work, but so over qualified for the low level work that people think "Gee, if we hire this person, they'll just leave us for a better company, so we'll hire someone less qualified that will stay".

      What if you have Asperger's, and react differently in social situations, such that at employment review times you are passed on promotion regardless of skill?

      What if you feel that something like the http://infrastructures.org/ system for keeping systems under control is the right way to go, and management feels that the established system is superior, so you get canned for suggesting it?

  51. The mission statement of an IT department... by Xoc-S · · Score: 1
    The mission statement of the IT department is to keep people from getting information.

    Most IT departments try to control what people do on the corporate computers. By locking down the corporate environment so that people have to come beg to install something new, they keep their stranglehold on the corporate environment. By maintaining that power, they justify their existence.

    1. Re:The mission statement of an IT department... by Metzli · · Score: 1

      Actually, the purpose of the IT Department is to provide information technology services to the users so they can perform their jobs. Do I care if you bring in your iPod and listen to it at work? Nope. Shoot, I bring in mine (which is _never_ connected to a corporate machine). I _do_ care if you connect your iPod to your PC, use it as a USB hard drive, and download sensitive information to be taken outside. I care what software you install, so you don't download a Trojan that records all of your keystrokes and uploads them to a server in Eastern Europe. I care if you use IM and intentionally or unwittingly send sensitive data to the outside or (just as bad) get a worm on your PC via your IM client.

      Companies have to follow various regulations (PCI, HIPAA, SOX, GLBA, etc.) that the users often don't know or have even heard of. There can be major detriments to the company if they don't follow these and something bad happens (T.J. Maxx, anyone?) There are rules and policies in place within IT. Some are stupid, some are not. Don't paint all policies and IT Depts with the same brush. You may not understand or agree with the policies, but there is usually a very good reason for them (usually, not always).

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    2. Re:The mission statement of an IT department... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By making sure that no unauthorized personnel can get to that data and distribute it to your competitors we ensure YOUR existence. So please thank your IT department for making sure YOU still have a job to go to every morning.

  52. One big logical flaw... by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IT's mandate to protect corporate data

    Here we have the single point that makes this entire FP one big strawman...

    Yes, IT takes some measures to protect corporate data, both from inappropriate access, and from erroneous (or malicious) deletion.

    The bulk of this "clash", however, involves two points - Maintainability, and the difference between personal and corporate liability.


    Maintainability... Given a network of dozens, or even hundreds, of users, homogeneity means everything. If it takes an extra 15 minutes to solve a five minute problem because each user has their own bizarre configuration and preferred tools, you've wasted three quarters of my time vs just using the tools provided. And speaking of "provided", IT simply doesn't have the time to check each and every machine daily for pirated software. "Oh, but just fire anyone that has pirated software"... Yeah, sure, at up to 50k per violation and the need to replace a presumeably qualified (if careless) employee - Not an option as a default policy.

    And I haven't even mentioned that people expect support from IT on anything and everything they can find on their machines... Guess what? I don't know everything. I can fix and teach Outlook, ThunderBird, Netscape, Eudora, Calypso, Elm, Pine, and perhaps a few dozen clones thereof, but I still won't have a clue how to fix your problem with FooMail; and even if it works similarly enough to one I do know that I can walk right through it, I won't know that until you've already wasted the time it takes me to visit your office (times two, since presumeably neither of us will get anything else done in the meantime).


    As for liability, take the GMail example... In many companies (anything healthcare related, anything publically-traded, and just a good idea in most cases) you have legal minimum retention times for email; On top of that, since those emails count as a liability, you want to enforce that same period as a maximum retention time as well. GMail makes both impossible - You can't guarantee the legal minimum, and you can't automagically delete mail after that time. For that matter, you can't even guarantee that you'll ever again have access to a terminated-for-cause employee's email five minutes after security escorts them out.

    You also need to worry about the motivation for using third-party email... If a company provides its own email server with no unreasonable content or size filtering, why would employees use GMail for work-related material?

    The same applies to IM (though admittedly far fewer companies host their own IM than host their own email).



    I (and most IT workers) don't seriously give a rat's ass what you do on your office computer - Your productivity only matters to you and your manager. I really don't care if you want to play Solitaire all day long. So this has nothing to do with control. But when I get reprimanded (or worse) for letting a random user get the company fined tens of thousands of dollars or under criminal investigation for unknowingly hosting kiddie porn, yeah, you can bet the farm I'll choose "lock your machine down" every time.

    1. Re:One big logical flaw... by independentlpaz · · Score: 0

      The reason people use gmail instead of the owner furnished email system is because owners can, and do, read their mail!

    2. Re:One big logical flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Gmail at work because my corporate spam filters catch and hold 90% of attachments. If I want a quote from a vendor, a set of drawings from an outside coworker, etc... I have it sent to me via Gmail. The corporate spam filter (1) does not notify me that I have a message waiting - I have to actively check the spam filter queue on the company intranet site, and (2) I must request someone from IT intervene on my behalf and send me that email (requires "human" intervention on IT's behalf). This setup cost me time - hours in some instances. Hours for an engineer is MONEY. I've had vendors call and ask "did you get the quote? I sent it last week...". No, I didn't. I have to dig through the spam queue and request that the email be sent to me.

      That system is broken. I bitched and bitched. No budging on IT's part. So I set up my own Gmail account and told IT what I was doing. My corporate email is now for the company BBQ announcements. I use the GMail account to get work done.

    3. Re:One big logical flaw... by pla · · Score: 1

      The reason people use gmail instead of the owner furnished email system is because owners can, and do, read their mail!

      I say this as a huge proponent of personal privacy, so don't take it the wrong way, but...

      Why do you use your work email for anything you wouldn't want your boss to read?

      Seriously, I just don't "get" it. I have a work account, and a few personal accounts. And NEVER the two shall meet.



      I like off-color jokes. I like porn. I have social, religious, and political views rather divergent from my employer. But that has never caused me the least bit of trouble, because while at work... I do work. Sure, I read Slashdot... Hell, in IT, I'd consider anyone who doesn't as dangerously underinformed on current events in their field. But my personal life has very little bearing on my behavior while at work.

      I just really don't understand people who get busted looking at porn at work, or fired for sexual harassment via corporate email or IM systems. Not to say I work myself to death - I most certainly don't. But if I want a distraction on a slow day, I'll read some fluffier tech material, or perhaps work on some personal coding that I can justify as vaguely work-related if someone catches me. If you can't go eight hours without porn or blonde jokes... Well, I just don't know what to say.

      To use a old-school analog analogue, do people have trouble refraining from calling phone-sex lines at work?

    4. Re:One big logical flaw... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      very similar stuff at my college. the filters even regularly block those evil, virus-ridden raw text files. it also seems to have any lack of consistancy. i've tried sending 5 identical emails and attachments to my account from one of my personal accounts, and 3/5 times, it got stopped, but 2 of them sailed through unharrassed.

      and the system lacks a spam queue, so everything that gets blocked just gets dropped into a blackhole. not a single one of my instructors use the system. all of them have a personal account they use for anything important.

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    5. Re:One big logical flaw... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      but I still won't have a clue how to fix your problem with FooMail;

      Man, you're missing out. FooMail is the best application ever.

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    6. Re:One big logical flaw... by Dal+Platinum · · Score: 1

      It's a good job that the people at Google don't own everything you (or your friends) send to their servers, and can read or delete it for any/no reason.

      Oh wait.

  53. Amen! by kelleher · · Score: 1

    The prior poster has seen the light and [his butt has] been saved!

  54. Disclaimer by LibertineR · · Score: 1

    In no way am I suggesting that 70-270, or any other MCSE training makes one an expert.

  55. When they need your help by Twillerror · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sounds all fine and dandy to allow the user to install all kinds of stuff on there machines. And without a company mandate with some teeth ( termination or write ups ) most people will install things on their own anyways. We have prevented people from having root access, but generally they figure out what the password is or someone in IT tells them.

    The only problem with these sorts of users is the support they require when it turns out they don't know what they are doing. Any boob can install iTunes, but even the smarter ones start having problems trying to figure out why there machine crashes afterwords. Then IT is called and blamed.

    I'm fine with having these users install whatever they want, just as long as they realize that when they have a problem of any kind of size ( word won't start ) I'm going to blast the machine. If they are smart enough to install all the extra software they are smart enough to put their data on the network or at least in one folder where I can copy it. If they say I lost all my MP3's I'm not going to have a problem telling them tough.

    These same people don't have to sign the invoices for their expensive laptops, I do. It is company property and companies should have every right to tell individuals what they can and can't install. At the same time they cannot be so stubborn as to not allow for newer software to get added, even if it does pose some sort of risk. Instant messenger and those types of programs can greatly increase productivity if used correctly. If the employee is chatting with his wife, I'd rather he do that then go in the hallway and call him on his cell...chances are he is actually doing something in between the chat lines.

    That said the company still has the right to monitor the person for any traffic going over their network. If the guy gets in trouble and they find that he chatted with his wife all the time it should be admissable in determining his dismisal. Everyone out there knows when enough is enough, those that don't usually end up without a job.

    1. Re:When they need your help by throx · · Score: 1

      Who are you, and why can't you run our IT department? Perhaps if some real sanity like this infected more IT departments then there wouldn't be the massive amount of corporate loathing and distrust against them these days.

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  56. I'm more liberal than CostCo with my employees by Travoltus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and I still say:

    1) It's my property (well, the owner of the company is my boss, but I manage this data center)

    2) On my property, it's my internet usage rules, as long as I'm fair about it.

    3) I bear the full responsibility for stuff going boom (physically, financially or legally), so I have the full right to monitor and control network usage.

    4) You can always go home and use IM and gmail if you want. I have no control over that (though one jackass company in Michigan certainly would want to).

    I support SOX, though I admit we're not a publicly traded company...

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  57. It's called "physical security". by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is data so unsecured that the receptionist who plugs in her iPod can somehow get access to identity/medical histories? That's not the fault of the iPod or the receptionist.

    Because without physical security there is no security.

    Locking down the PC so that the receptionist cannot move data to his/her iPod would also, logically, prevent the iPod from doing anything that s/he would want it to do.

    Unless you configured an iPod specific rule. And security is broken by "exceptions".
    1. Re:It's called "physical security". by rsborg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Locking down the PC so that the receptionist cannot move data to his/her iPod would also, logically, prevent the iPod from doing anything that s/he would want it to do.
      This is not true. The receptionist should be using his/her PC/Mac at HOME to load the iPod with *her* music. No interaction between the mp3 player and the workstation/laptop is necessary. The iPod still plays songs/video as it should, but without interacting with the work computer.
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    2. Re:It's called "physical security". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because without physical security there is no security. Locking down the PC so that the receptionist cannot move data to his/her iPod would also, logically, prevent the iPod from doing anything that s/he would want it to do. Unless you configured an iPod specific rule. And security is broken by "exceptions".

      I currently work as a substitute teacher & see stuff like this from the students all of the time. Since many of the students have better/PC-connectable cell phones & Ipod/MP3 players...I just keep quoting district policy over & over that "NO OUTSIDE ELECTRONIC DEVICES ARE TO BE USED DURING CLASS". When I take them away & call those in the office for help...the students don't like it. I sound like a jerk...but since that sub got railroaded to do 40 years for popups on school computers...my freedom & peace of mind is MUCH more important than their feelings.

      Having previously worked in corp IT several years ago as the boom went bust...worked for a company that caught you doing this jump drive/IPod once was a write-up & 2 security guards with an empty box for you the second time. There was no appeal & I was the one who usually had to drop what I was doing & lock out their account as they were being led out the door.

    3. Re:It's called "physical security". by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 0, Troll

      I sincerely hope there's a secure lock on the door to the server room. And I hope it has a 'night latch' feature so you can't prop it open. You'd better remember to always carry a key, because otherwise you're locked out. Also, that administration password is powerful. I hope you're changing it every two days. And if anybody, ever, sees you writing it down anywhere, I hope you're fired for it.

      Now: please bring another box of paper up to the printer room, IT dude. Chop-chop now.

    4. Re:It's called "physical security". by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Physical security-

      I've been in IT for a bunch of years, but until I started taking my masters, and specifically my class in InfoSec, I never really thought about physical security. Now for my final paper in the sec class I interviewed a guy who did physical security for a company for years, and he had some nifty stories.

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    5. Re:It's called "physical security". by mike_the_kid · · Score: 1

      That's not a troll, that's funny as hell.

      Also, please recycle your cans of Mountain Dew, and try to at least tuck in that T-Shirt.

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    6. Re:It's called "physical security". by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Now for my final paper in the sec class I interviewed a guy who did physical security for a company for years, and he had some nifty stories. So share them! They sound entertaining!
    7. Re:It's called "physical security". by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Reply to me after March 1st (when my paper and final will be done) to remind me, and I will be happy to. Or just send an email to b r y an 1 9 4 5 at y a h o d ot c o m

      And I'll send you a summary.

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  58. Who didn't see this coming? by Tony · · Score: 1

    From the time people started bringing their PCs into work because the IT department ruled the minicomputers, this has been happening. The users are usually the first to start the revolution, and the entrenched "experts" are the last to figure it out. I remember how hard corporations fought against Apples, Commodores, and PCs in the '80s, until they learned to embrace them.

    The *only* way to lock down information is to go back to the old idea of centrally-managed systems. Even that doesn't stop users from printing hardcopies, of course, but it helps cut down on the loss of massive amounts of information.

    But, if you want to know why Microsoft is having no problem pushing DRM'd documents, look no further than corporate control of information. Never mind that the only way it will work is to turn every PC into essentially a dumb terminal, and not allow people to use anything other than Microsoft-approved hardware and software. Corporations want to put the genie back in the bottle, and Microsoft has given them the promise they wanted to hear.

    In the end, corporations will spend a lot to curtail this, only to turn around and embrace it later. If your business methods don't hold up to the reality of evolving technology, it might be your business methods that are wrong, not the technology.

    Of course, I'm just a dumb-ass IT guy. What the fuck do I know?

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  59. physicians have a similar problem . . . by cashman73 · · Score: 1
    How would you like to spend 4 years in college, 4 years in medical school, probably around 3-4 years in residency, only to have a patient come into your office with some basic malady that you know the correct treatment for, . . . only to have them tell you exactly what they think you should do by bringing in printouts from WebMD.com? And then they tell you to write them a prescription for some drug that they think they want because either (a) they googled it or (b) they saw an ad on TV for said drug and thought it was be the cure-all for all their problems.

    And if you don't do what the patient wants,... they sue you.

    1. Re:physicians have a similar problem . . . by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      I see you read the chapter on my career in my autobiography.

  60. Sticky notes by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    no anything People can carry a pencil taped to the inside of their leg and squeeze a pad of paper between their cheeks. If the information is that sensitive then even a hand-scrawled note would be disasterous.
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    1. Re:Sticky notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally stick a Memory Stick into my thermos and pass it in/out of Security to the guards, non-chalantly every day like: This is Just a Thermos, dudes. Thanks for transferring it past the metal detectors! Then I UUENCODE the sensitive data into 256MB chunks and each day I take home one sweet 256MB chunk on my vintage memory stick shoved up my thermos's memory stick port. Why should I spend the big $$$ on a 4GB stick when I can take my thermos in/out of the compound every single day!

  61. OLD discussion by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Ask an old-timer to bring in his 1980-vintage computer magazines. Notice all the opinion columns worrying about how the high priests of the mainframe glass house could "maintain control" as users brought in their own computers.

  62. Big CIOs? by tomblag · · Score: 0

    How do the large corps handle the dichotomy of selling high tech products .. and then crippling them at work?

  63. True stories from the corporate world... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    I'll start: I brought my laptop into work with me because I'd done some work on it at home and figured it be easier to copy data over than to burn a CD or use a USB key. Another point was that I wanted to make a point of keeping my work computer and laptop in sync so I could work from anywhere if I needed to.

    So I bring the laptop in and ask the IT department which of the several wireless networks I should connect to and how. They said I can't, it's against company policy.

    So here's the deal, given an internet connection at home, I can VPN into my companies network at will. I simply can't bring the laptop in and connect it while I'm at the office.

    Genius. Keep in mind that I do understand the problem, but I also know there is a DMZ I should be able to connect to, which will then let me VPN into the local network, they just won't let me.

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    1. Re:True stories from the corporate world... by amrust · · Score: 1

      I can see their point. Kind of.

      You probably did some 'work' from home on that laptop from the comfort of your favorite recliner, right? But the company probably doesn't let employees bring in their own office furniture.

      Aside from the security concerns of having your personal laptop connected to their internal network, inside their firewall, a laptop that they cannot be totally certain (on a day-to-day basis) does not have a malicious program running on it, they also have the liablility of "what happens if your personal property gets fried or stolen while you had it at the office?", etc.

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    2. Re:True stories from the corporate world... by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 1

      But the company probably doesn't let employees bring in their own office furniture.

      My company wouldn't care if you brought your own office chair. But if you can't see the difference between bringing your own laptop in your briefcase (non-intrusive) vs. wheeling in your sofa up the service elevator, you have some issues.

      Aside from the security concerns of having your personal laptop connected to their internal network, inside their firewall, a laptop that they cannot be totally certain (on a day-to-day basis) does not have a malicious program running on it,

      Valid point.

      they also have the liablility of "what happens if your personal property gets fried or stolen while you had it at the office?", etc.

      Since when?

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    3. Re:True stories from the corporate world... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      But there's no difference if I vpn from home or if I vpn in from a company DMZ, the same one they allow clients to connect to... I'm ON their network either way.

      The only way I can see their point is if they didn't allow clients to connect either, but being given a DMZ to connect to, there's no point in denying me access.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    4. Re:True stories from the corporate world... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Let's just put it this way; if I used the modem in my laptop to connect to my ISP while I was at work, then I'd have just as much access as any other computer on the companies network.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    5. Re:True stories from the corporate world... by amrust · · Score: 1

      My company wouldn't care if you brought your own office chair.

      I wanna work where YOU work. :)

      But if you can't see the difference between bringing your own laptop in your briefcase (non-intrusive) vs. wheeling in your sofa up the service elevator, you have some issues.

      Best way to counter one extreme hypothetical is with another, I guess.
      It was meant as just an example. And it was the first one that came to me. But apparently it was a bad analogy.

      they also have the liablility of "what happens if your personal property gets fried or stolen while you had it at the office?", etc.


      I thought some states were like that? I'm not a lawyer.

      Valid point.

      Hey, one for three. Not TOO bad.

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      VOTE!
  64. Slashdot's Pot and Kettle by awitod · · Score: 1

    This is not a new phenomena. The shadow IT department is the reason small computers are so dominant. Without their influence we'd all be using great big, centrally controlled, physically isolated, IBM brand mainframes.

    You think it was the IT department that made Microsoft ubiquitous?

    To me, the funny thing is that very few open source linux loving slashdotters with their subversive anti-monoculture, free-IP loving, idealistic anti-MS ways understand this and therefore where the real disruptive power is located.

    They long to be the real shadow IT department with their cool toys that the end users don't understand. But they make the mistake of trying to convert the IT department and ultimately the company goes with what the ever-loving users chose instead.

  65. Both Sides Have a Point by harborpirate · · Score: 1

    Its interesting. I work in a large organization. My group is an officially sanctioned technical group (an apps development team). However, we're not the IT group that makes all of the decisions about Hardware, OS configuration, and the like.

    So I've actually been on both sides of the coin at once. On one hand, I have registry scripts that I've built to eliminate roadblocks that the IT group has put in place to prevent the massive number of regular users from doing dangerous things to their PCs. Every time a new hinderance policy rolls out, I often find that I have to override it to do my job. Though I'd rather not override the policies, but I need to be able to see things like descriptive HTML error messages. You know, because developing web applications is part of my job. Kinda hard to fix anything when all you get is "There was an error. Peace out".

    On the other hand, we have a number of Shadow technical groups floating around in other parts of the organization. Some of these Shadow groups have decided to build their own applications. Often these are Frankenstein monstrosities built out of an amalgam of Excel, Access, VB Macros, and other such "user friendly" tools. Often these same "applications" later become the bane of my existence when they attempt to exceed 15 users and they melt down like Velveeta on the planet Mercury. Luckily, when they come begging our group for help, I can rewrite them if its my prerogative, which it always is. Most often we don't even look at the original code and simply start with user requirements, just as we would do with any other project.

    So I feel the pain of the IT group. Its hard to support thousands of users that are doing all kinds of crazy stuff that routinely breaks things or exposes the organization to harmful viruses/spyware/etc. At the same time, I feel the pain of the users, who sometimes need to get out from under the draconian thumb just to get stuff done.

    Still, I wish there would be a day when all the Frankenstein applications were dead and gone, and only the clean, gleaming ivory tower applications remained. Unfortunately, it'll never happen because with each monster I kill, somewhere else in the labyrinth another aspiring Dr. Frankenstein creates his/her monster of their very own. They feed it data, and users; and it grows larger each day, inexorably marching towards the day when it too will become like as much melted cheese.

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    // harborpirate
    // Slashbots off the starboard bow!
  66. It's not the technical users we fear... by gillrock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is not fear we have. I certainly don't fear the Software Developer that has good Unix or Windows knowledge. Hell, I'll try and learn a thing or two from those folks. However, we in IT have a job to do and we're trying to do that job with a couple of things in mind.

    1. Keep the Lowest Common Denominator employee productive and not constantly working on their system(s). If you're a hot shot techie at home, you have to realize that IT needs to make things work for the non-techie employees as well as you. Admin Assistants are a good example. They don't know about SysInternals or Slashdot or Linux and they don't care. They do care about office applications working then they need them for that presentation their boss (sometimes your boss) is about to give or whatever else is their important issue of the day.
    2. IT is not interested in how you do things at home and telling us that's how we should do it at the office. We're running a business, we're not running your little computing playground you have setup in your house. Hell, we have them too, but those solutions are not business solutions, they are home solutions and are different solutions that employ some of the same technology. It's an apple and an orange. IT is not really interested in how you have your computers at home on a certain switch or how you do backups or you telling IT how they should setup their network and what their problem is. Personally, I'm interested in talking to you about that for stuff and comparing it to what I do in my home, but not the business I work for.
    3. IT places restrictions for good of the business and so that IT can focus its energy on a limited number of products. If IT let everyone just run what they wanted on their systems, IT would be a nightmare and the company couldn't get good quality people to do the job well. Everyone has products they like and favor, even the IT people, I certainly wouldn't want to work for a company where I had to support every anti-virus software in existence or every Linux distribution because it was the whim of the person who's office the system was installed. I want to see a buisness reason for supporting multiple Linux distributions or anti-virus software. IT makes business choices based on best practices and industry leading technology products. Well, at least IT tries to do this, in most cases.

    On the flipside of the coin, the company where I work now has in it's IT policy that checking your personal email (Gmail, Yahooo Mail, hotmail, etc.) is not allowed. I don't get this, personally, but that's the policy and everyone scoffs at it. Also, IM is not allowed/supported, but there is a way around it that everyone uses.

    Policy and practice by IT is there for the wide abuser IMHO. For example, an employee who puts 8 different firewalls, 3 anti-virus programs, and a slew of other non-work applications on his company issued laptop that has the company anti-virus and firewall. This person has the balls to call the help desk and complain that his laptop is performing like crap. Genius, uninstall 7 firewalls and two anti-virus programs and I bet your laptop performs a whole lot better.

    I think everyone in any company should spend two weeks working in the company's IT group as part of orientation and I think seeing and hearing the issues first hand from that side of the fence will generate a different set of articles from this one.

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    "...the shortest distance between two points may be straight line, but it is by no means the most interesting."
    1. Re:It's not the technical users we fear... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "Also, IM is not allowed/supported, but there is a way around it that everyone uses."

      I assume you run your own dns servers. Create records for all the web IM clients and redirect them to 1. nowhere 2. a web server that has a scary message AND logs. Problems solved :)

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      I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
    2. Re:It's not the technical users we fear... by VENONA · · Score: 1

      "I think everyone in any company should spend two weeks working in the company's IT group as part of orientation and I think seeing and hearing the issues first hand from that side of the fence will generate a different set of articles from this one."

      Maybe following IT folk through the job--but *working*? Few companies could survive it... :)

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      What you do with a computer does not constitute the whole of computing.
    3. Re:It's not the technical users we fear... by gillrock · · Score: 1

      Oh, I totally like this idea!!! It's nice to know the BOFH still survives in some areas. :)

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      "...the shortest distance between two points may be straight line, but it is by no means the most interesting."
  67. You're missing the point by KingSkippus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point of the article is not that you should or shouldn't try to lock things down. It is that that no matter how much you try to lock things down, your users will find ways to open it up to get their work done.

    If you're smart, you'll figure out ways that you can both get what you want: Your security and manageability, and their productivity and ease-of-use. Handing edicts from on high is a pretty stupid idea. The point of the article is that you're not shutting down what they call "Shadow IT," you're simply driving it underground where it's harder to see and deal with.

    But, you know, it's your property and your rules, so by all means, do with it what you will, and good luck with that.

    1. Re:You're missing the point by Haertchen · · Score: 1

      I so wish I had mod points and that you could go higher.

      This point has been missed by 90% of the posters here on slashdot. The article was well-reasoned and balanced. The response here has been almost exclusively "But we need those controls! Bad, stupid users!"

      Of course, an awful lot of them haven't actually read the article...

    2. Re:You're missing the point by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      But my boss' business is financial services. I walk the floors a lot and even sit down an hour a week to take calls, to keep up with what's going on with my employees. I'm hardly 'on high' like most PHB's.

      We deal with personal information here by the truckload. You should be thankful that we have nearly fascist controls at this company, such as putting on a monkey suit and being scanned when you set foot into this building beyond the lobby.

      When a user opens things up to "Get things done", some other malicious person uses it as an exploit. Or a virus finds its way in. Either way, consumer data may get loose and we'd be subject to liability and loss of reputation.

      That's why we have the strictest control. Some inefficiency is preferable to me than a breach caused by network admin negligence. Before we allowed intranet IM we tested and hacked away at it for weeks before allowing it, to make sure there was no chance of it getting past our firewalls.

      You should ask for at least that of an institution managing your personal information and entire financial existence.

      "Shadow IT"? Please. Our machines boot up from a remote read-only source; all work is done to a network disk. Access to shells is restricted. Wanna take notes? Fire up gedit, we have it there for you. Firefox is used to access company intranet pages, but cannot go to the internet, ever. And I dare any fscker to try to put any custom software on there. They can't even get near the workstations without changing into a suit and leaving their stuff behind in a locker. And I repeat: no internet access. Why does a financial services rep or broker need that? We have intranet-style access to Bloomberg, etc. We have a network that slurps from the stock market and feeds it into the intranet one way.

      Yes, it's brutal, but we've got enough personal information here that if it leaks, the owner would be sued so far back that his ancestor Oog would be Ebaying his club and buckskin rubber to pay it off. And I'd be fired, you betcha.

      You keep your "Shadow IT". Me, I can do without the legal liabilities, loss of reputation, and of my job.

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      --- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
  68. It's a question of misplaced priorities. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the receptionist is assumed to be untrustworthy, then they could just as easily install a real hardware keylogger in between the PC and the keyboard. (And that would be a lot easier to get than an iPod-disguised keylogger.)

    I'm not saying that there aren't situations where barring anything that could carry data away is appropriate. It's just that IT types seem to hone in on the "security breaches" that they can shore up, to the greatest inconvenience of users, while ignoring glaring holes elsewhere. If you're going to tell the secretary that she can't charge her iPod from the USB port because of the risk of keylogging, I hope that the keyboard's PS/2 connector is superglued in, or the entire chassis is encased in a locked steel container. Otherwise you're ignoring an obvious avenue of attack (like these), but going after a highly unlikely one, even though the treatment for the unlikely one annoys the user more.

    Most IT departments have so many security problems and vulnerabilities, it's hard to even know where to start. But rather than working through them in a rational way, they seem to begin with the premise that "anything that annoys the users in the name of security must be good." (Probably not their fault; it's probably an attempt to placate a PHB somewhere by making the security really obvious...)

    It's ultimately a glass-houses issue. Before overt, draconian security measures are put in place, everything else ought to be locked up already. Otherwise, it just makes the IT department look like they're power-tripping, regardless of the real motivation. And in the corporate world, it's not good to make everyone else hate you. Particularly the secretaries.

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    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:It's a question of misplaced priorities. by Jhon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "anything that annoys the users in the name of security must be good."


      I think it's more the case that you are focused in on the restrictions that effect you rather than getting a view of the "big picture". The trees are blocking your view of the forest.
    2. Re:It's a question of misplaced priorities. by Goblez · · Score: 1

      Best point made here.

      By far there are other things being ignored. I'm sure that both the desire 'to be seen' making things more secure, and to some small extent (cringe before impact) that some IT guys do that simply to excecise the power that they have.

      Are there better things that can be done? Perhaps, but for that user that argued with them about how to attach a file to an email, perhaps it's just too easy to say that your iPod is a liability. And further to that point, I'm sure some IT guys just don't want one other thing that someone is going to ask them questions about.

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      - Kal`Goblez
    3. Re:It's a question of misplaced priorities. by HuckleCom · · Score: 1

      This is beautifully put! Focusing on "No IPOD's" and "No memory sticks" is a misplaced priority. The true priority is to ensure their education and not give them sensitive data to place on their media. Unless you want to frisk everyone as they come into work in order to ensure they're not carrying a spare hard drive, or a form of memory in some way-shape-form- or something to plug the ethernet cord into...

    4. Re:It's a question of misplaced priorities. by indiejade · · Score: 1

      It's ultimately a glass-houses issue. Before overt, draconian security measures are put in place, everything else ought to be locked up already. Otherwise, it just makes the IT department look like they're power-tripping, regardless of the real motivation. And in the corporate world, it's not good to make everyone else hate you. Particularly the secretaries.
      This is where you dudes need to wise up. Admit to the world that your secretaries/receptionists are usually hired for looks, not talent, in the corporate world. Young, hopeful female slashdotters -- read this with verity, but determination. Being a female IT-oriented MBA and having worked for and been interviewed by various temp agencies, I can attest 'tis true: female secretaries hate people more intelligent/qualified than they are; they especially hate it when they come across females who are more intelligent/qualified than they are to do the exact same work, and *especially* hate those they come across to do the "more qualified work". Such females go out of their way to "talk &hit" and perform other rudeness for any potential competitors for their job. Young, hopeful female slashdotters -- read this with verity, but determination. If you are able to be taken advantage of for your area expertise at a sub-par wage, _YOU WILL_ be taken advantage of at a sub-par wage because you are a female, especially if your boss is an old, crotechty female. Temp agencies operate on the assumption that it's quite obvious that most female receptionists with supposed telephone and "customer service" skills couldn't create a web-page, let alone a website, without some assistance and if their life depended upon it. Ah, smart dudes like dumb chicks, eh? After having worked for one and been interviewed by another of two distinctive "100-percent femaled owned" "secretary/receptionist" temp companies (companies claimed I was "overqualified" as a means for firing/not hiring me), it's true, but only to an extent. . . usually the old bloated and crotechty midlife-crisis women hate the new generation of tech-oriented females as much as they hate the fact that they themselves are getting old and unable to keep up with the new trends and technology of this generation.
    5. Re:It's a question of misplaced priorities. by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Particularly the secretaries.
      Amen to that. I had the opportunity to attend the admin meeting. (Apparently that's the PC term for it these days.) You would be surprised how much power they have. All the big purchases of course get approved by the higher ups. But, all purchases big and little end up getting processed by this group. In that particular meeting, they had a office supply vendor practically grovelling for their purchases.
    6. Re:It's a question of misplaced priorities. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Yes!!! Then....The secretary can steal her own password! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! It's so genius my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about!

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      It's been a long time.
  69. Validation and Regulation by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a general observation that can be made regarding 'regulatory' departments that are concerned with security and legal compliance. Generally the rules are written down by someone senior, who uses common sense to reach what seems, at the time, a reasonable compromise and a practical approach. Next, they are handed down to a team of juniors, who enforce without understanding, because that is what they have been told to do. Through habituation, the regulations become Holy Writ and nobody is allowed to touch them --- a situation the original author(s) would probably have regarded as silly and dangerous. Finally, everybody formally adheres to the rules while circumventing them by any means possible, making a total nonsense of the original purpose.

    This is by no means limited to IT. It also applies to finance or health care, or for that matter the US Constitution. It seems to a general human phenomenon. But it just seems that IT departments are more prone than others to the extreme aberration that I would call IT fascism: The belief that the ideal organization is regimented, uniformed, homogeneous, goose-stepping, controlled, and obedient; and that any exceptions need to be eliminated. Maybe the use of binary code stimulates binary thinking.

    Of course, for any commercial organization, this can be a real killer in the long run. I've seen creativity and innovation totally stifled by regulation, until most people were so marinated in the status quo that they became completely incapable of independent decision-making, and the creative minds got frustrated and left. It's pretty much the reason why, if I were to make a SWOT analysis of our firm, I would classify much of our IT department under 'threats'. It's not because these people are of ill will, but the idea of trying, stimulating, or even supporting something new has become alien to them.

    They are taking care of the daily business, according to present regulation, and they just can't imagine that there might be more to the job than that. To be fair, most of them are so far from the "frontline" that they no longer hear the din of the battle for survival.

  70. I fear the deminish of expertise in IT departments by houghi · · Score: 1

    Just today I was aked by the IT department that I should put my few webpages not on my own drive with a shared directory, but on the intraweb.

    The reason I have it on a local shared drive is so that I can decide who sees the content. There is content on there that my department needs, yet other departsments hsould NOT be seeing.

    So my first an main question is if other departments would be allowed to be looking at the content. I was asured that security was made that only those people I selected would be able to see the content. So I asked a cow orker who was not yet added to type in the URL and he was able to see it.

    Yes, I have more expertise then the IT department and if nothing, they should fear for their job. I would if somebody from another department knew my job better then I did.

    The problem obviously is outsourcing and centralisation. All these poor people can do is listen to the IT honcho's in another country. So wrong on so many levels, it actualy hurts our daily work.

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    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  71. Other uses for "security." by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I've worked in corporate R&D labs with relatively high security that still provided wireless access on the grounds of the lab. This is a security risk, perhaps, but one that was mitigated to an extent deemed acceptable, given the value it provided. Another company I worked for, with far less to worry about from a data protection perspective, denied our numerous requests for wireless access on grounds of "security". In other words, they were too incompetent to mitigate the risk involved to provide a valuable service to us.

    Sometimes it's also funding. I know of a place where the IT department used "security" as a catchall refusal for things they couldn't afford to implement, but didn't want to admit they were incapable of. For example, if an executive asks for wireless, they get told that they can't do it, because of the security risks. The executive grumbles, walks off. If they had said the real reason -- because deploying wireless might have cost a lot -- then it would have been an invitation for the executive to perform the following comparison: [Size of IT Dept Annual Budget] vs [Cost of Wireless Internet] ... assuming that the former is larger in absolute terms than the latter, and neglecting all other IT dept responsibilities, there would have been a demand that wireless be rolled out yesterday (probably with the addendum "isn't that what we give you all that goddamn money for?").

    But telling someone that you can't do it because of vague 'security concerns' sounds a lot better, and invites a lot less inquiry, than 'because we're spending our money elsewhere already, and we don't want to spend it on your pet project.'

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    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  72. This is not all IT departments by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome the users being able to do stuff with their PCs. I don't have the time or the inclination to be the gatekeeper to the magical world of IT. If I have to come up with every damn innovation that has a current running through it then I'm not paid enough, and never will be.

    I provide a robust infrastructure that allows people to do their job as well or as badly as they want. You can't use computers to enforce (badly thoughtout) business rules without trampling over productivity.

  73. Bah by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    The issue isn't about power users vs regular lusers. The issue is about respecting the I.T. department. Power users are fine, even helpful. It's the power users who think they're better than IT, or don't respect the process of getting stuff done right, or run around doing what they think they should because those IT dolts will take forever... those are the folks who cause the problems.

    I have a few power users here, we had a discussion about what they should and shouldn't do with their computers, and they respect that and they respect how to get things done and changed. I know they can install a printer or app on their own, but they follow the process, and I give them some latitude. I have many more Power Lusers here, who think that because they do something at home, they should be able to do it here. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "I use iTunes (or WeatherChannel or Google Desktop or whatever) at home and it doesn't cause trouble, so let me keep it on here!" I'd be retired already. It's those Power Lusers who think that because they worked a year selling computer stuff at the local box store about a decade ago, they are perfectly within their rights to go around installing software on their entire department without asking. And it's those Power Lusers who complain and come up with all sorts of bullshit reasons against it when we lock down the systems, making so much noise that senior management finally wants to come to a compromise instead of enforcing the rules.

    Those are the folks who don't respect what we do, and they are the real problem.

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    If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
  74. No I don't by Usekh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have worked in helldesk for..far..too long. Far far far too long. Er anyway. I have to say no I don't feel expertise of users. I fear users who -think- they are experts and really have no clue.

  75. Foot, self, shoot. by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    I don't know a serious company that doesn't use IM extensively for inter- and intra- office communication, or even with clients.

    Yeah, some have their own in-house IM systems, but that doesn't usually do it all (especially if you have offsite contractors and/or coordinate with the client during remote system events).

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    Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
  76. The DIY'ers are in the minority... by HalfOfOne · · Score: 1

    The docs could be well written and as plain as day, single stepped with screen caps, and all custom info provided inline, and they'd still be shocked and offended if the helpdesk pointed it out and asked someone to follow it.

    There are people that honestly expect to be read to, and "don't have the time" to figure out their own problems. They don't understand that if they do it once by themselves, that the understanding will allow them to get around things faster the next time. Thus, they get aggravated every time they have to call, and yet they keep calling. Usually they're in Sales or Marketing, and they have pointy hair..and...arghhh...

    The Do It Yourselfers are unfortunately in the minority. The spoonfed, arrogantly ignorant masses will keep helpdesks in business until the paradigm shift hits the mainstream, which the original article is sadly incorrect in predicting.

    1. Re:The DIY'ers are in the minority... by tftp · · Score: 1
      Do It Yourself is wrong in a company where free support is available. Here is why.

      Imagine that a common program A has an occasional printing "issue" that is documented in the manual, and a workaround is provided. There are 100 users of this program who either never encountered the bug, or who forgot how to use the workaround. What do you think is more practical?

      1. Have each of 100 users dig up a manual (30 minutes), read it (30 minutes) and experiment with the instructions until they do it just right (10 minutes) - total time wasted 1 hour 10 minutes per user.
      2. Have each of 100 users call the IT (1 minute) and follow precise and detailed instructions over the phone (1 minute), total time wasted 2 minutes.

      The reason it's faster to call IT is because IT people know about the problem and either remember the solution, or have it handy. They also will walk the user through the settings, and if the user is confused they will explain more, or in a different way - or, if all else fails, they will remotely login and fix the problem, or just walk to your office. Either way it will be faster. Specialization and division of labor are great time savers.

    2. Re:The DIY'ers are in the minority... by Dal+Platinum · · Score: 1

      Okay, now how about a place where you don't hide a badly-written document from illiterate people. Time to find manual: 5 minutes (after all, it's prominently displayed on the intranet home page, right?) Time to find what you need in manual: 5-10 minutes Time to follow concise steps: 5 minutes Time to do this next time: 2-5 minutes Time to get to the front of a 100-person helpdesk queue: hard to say, but 50*5 minutes would be a good start. Time to do it again next time this problem occurs: see above Of course, this is based around not having 100 people available to answer the phone. If you do have 100 people in first line, you may feel free to ignore this. If the documentation is up to the job, then it shouldn't really be a problem, and the users will actually learn something other than the words to some cheese-lounge cover of Tom Jones classics being spewed across the call-hold system.

    3. Re:The DIY'ers are in the minority... by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      This all relies on the assumption that:
      Hold Time + Call Time*2 is less than Research Time + DIY Time

      Which is old world thinking. Since many places Research is as simple as typing in the Intranet search bar, or even faster by clicking the "Top 10 FAQ" on the Intranet portal. Tack on the fact that the DIY is typically provided a nice set of instructions (sometimes with screencaps etc to perform the requested operation.) and you've got yourself a complete timesink of ~15 minutes.

      Which if you add together the left side of the equation (The hold time of the person with the question, plus the time of both individuals on the phone, the requestor and the requestee) is easily pushed towards that 20minute mark even if both sides are able to communicate problems & solutions quickly. Add one inept user with pointy hair and queue time goes up markedly for all 100 waiting. Whereas with an efficient self supporting system, you'll still hear from the inept, but you won't be holding up any where near the same number of people.

      Self-supporting isn't the paradigm it is a reality, and efficient IT depts create user documentation that is useful to the end user, and saves them (the IT staff) time. You'll never get the capslock and cup-holding cdrom geniouses out of the L 1 queue, but you can give those who have an IQ in the double & triple digits a way of solving their own problems.

    4. Re:The DIY'ers are in the minority... by tftp · · Score: 1
      Here is a real life scenario that occurred to me yesterday. A tech calls:

      Tech: "How do I edit the revision number in the title block, in AutoCAD? I went through the book and I clicked on everything, no luck!"

      Me: "attedit, then click next"

      Tech: "That worked, thanks!"

      You say my scenario is contrived. Not so. The tech had the book, about 150 pages, that came with his copy of AutoCAD. He didn't even need to look for it, he had it on his desk. But the book is dense, and it's not obvious where the answer may be. I knew the answer, and it took me less than 10 seconds to reply. Can he find the answer himself? Sure, given several hours. But that's ridiculous, compared to using someone's else knowledge that exists and is available.

  77. Its not you by COMON$ · · Score: 1

    Between private consulting and working for Law Enforcement IT, I have seen a number of them. Big networks or small ones, there is always that guy/girl. The one who firmly believes they "should" be IT, and in control of everything. Just once, I would like to grant their wish, just once when my neck isnt on the line...and watch them get smacked by reality. I like to think it would be like a large truck hitting them at high speed while they explain of how it should be done.

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
  78. IT afraid of user's expertise.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May I be the first IT person to say:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    Thank you..

  79. Business will always win by Avatar8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've been in IT for 23 years. I haven't seen it all by any means, but I've seen enough to consider myself an expert on many things. IT, yes; business, no.


    At a previous company we were very flexible and provided everything we could for users, especially remote users: OWA, VPN, wireless, SSL-VPN, Terminal Server for those legacy apps that no one could do without, etc. et al. We held a pretty secure ship, filtered only what was legally necessary and monitored traffic/e-mail only when requested by HR.

    Regardless we still had this Shadow IT. Typically it was the guy who ran his own network and Exchange server at home telling us how we should run things, how he should have two monitors even though no one else had that and that he should be allowed unfiltered internet because it made him more productive.

    Then there was the time the top salesman left his laptop at home, connected to our VPN, his son used it and it began attacking our firewall with a SQL slammer worm. One time can be forgiven, but this was the third time in a year that this occurred.

    IT was thrown under the bus on these accounts and others.

    Mr. Know-it-all got his second screen and caused a chain reaction of others crying for them and costing the company a sizable chunk of change.He also won having the internet opened up for sports and games. IT watched productivity drop as non-business internet usage climbed.

    Mr. VPN received a third "warning" in his HR file, but IT had it's hand slapped because we hadn't really educated him on how to use his laptop, the VPN or the update programs. This in spite of us producing a document signed by the guy that stated "I understand IT policy and proper use of issued equipment and the network."

    Back and forth this struggle has continued for the past 20+ years I've been in IT. For a few years, we're heroes. We implement technology and methods that allow businesses to grow and profit at the speed of light. We save businesses from going under when disaster strikes because we backed up the data. Then for the next few years we're the villains. We don't implement the latest technology just because the CFO said not to spend any money. We're thrown under the bus because an executive sent an illegal e-mail and IT had the nerve to have it backed up and accessible for the legal system.

    The longer I'm in IT, the more I wish I'd have learned a real skill like cooking or carpentry.

  80. life on both sides by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    After having lived life on both sides, I almost see this issue as a stalemate between the user base and the IT department. I certainly understand the frustration on the user side of things as I am in a position right now where I cannot get the tools from the IT department that I need (and I work in IT, just in a Data Analysis side instead of directly with infrastructure.) So, I am forced to use my USB thumb drive because I have am old Dell Optiplex GX120 at work where the hard drive might might die at any time. I need my server home drive mapped so I can backup but nobody can figure out why the mappings are not going through and it seems like feet are dragging. Finally, not all of my access is complete and I have been at the company for a little over a week.

  81. CIO by dlhm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have been recieving CIO magazine for a couple years, and I have come to think of it as a book of Humor. On occasion I find some of the articles interesting, but mostly just amusing. I don't fear my users, unless they can keep up with the learning curve, they will fall behind quickly after new products come out. Most Users don't want to know how things work, they just want it to work. On the other hand if you have a user that is trying to flex thier computer skills in your face, you can bet they are doing much more behind you. Watch those users.. this article may also be biased based on the the service/software the mention in it and those who buy ads in this magazine. After all, how can CIO say don't let users use Gmail, or IM's. I think thier sponsers would flip...

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  82. In many cases the CIO has NO choice in the matter by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    Case in point being a publicly owned and traded company in the insurance industry.

    Not only do you have to lock down the systems used by the employees, you have to restrict which applications can be run.

    Specifically things like any outside mail service, web browsing (except to company provided intranet and internet sites) must be curtailed. Why, you ask? Because customer personally identifiable information often resides within applications being run simultaneously with their web browser. A well conceived hack could potentially read memory locations to extract information from the currently running programs. They could even get a dump of everything in memory, store it locally and peruse it in their free time.

    Running applications like external web based Instant Messengers and web mail clients open the corporation up to liability risks that could bankrupt them.

    So, whoever this, imo, galactically stupid CIO is who made this statement, I hope to God he doesn't work for my company.

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    Who is general failure, and why is he reading my hard drive?
  83. So IT will have new business rules to combat it. by kinglink · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    True story, I called up Microsoft, they wanted to register my xbox, I said, no. They said but we have to, I said no. Long story short they finally said ok, but still took a little information. They didn't solve my problem, at the end of the call I was annoyed but I wanted to check on this. I ask the supervisor "I want to make sure my xbox was not registered" "oh well, it was I can't help you with that" After bitching and screaming I got the following facts out of them.

    No one is able to delete my entry.
    The IT department does not accept calls.
    The legal department doesn't have a phone number and apparently doesn't respond to email (found out after two attempts at corrospondance with them)
    The database doesn't have a way for them to delete my entry at all.
    I'm wrong for thinking it does
    There's no one above her, she's the highest level of support I can reach.

    This is coming from someone who has a thick indian accent, the first service representative has one too so we got the stink of outsourcing as well. The moral of this story is the intellegent user is just a boob you can lie to and tell them that the business doesn't allow you access to what they want access to as long as everyone is on the same page. Unfortunatly I work at a company that does business with microsoft (and the games department in particular) and I'm not willing to risk my employement and future employment by taking them to court, however even if I was who knows if I'd win.

  84. The nerdiness of IT warfare by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the posts in this thread, one gets the impression that there are rather a lot of places where IT people and other employees are locked in a state of permanent warfare, or at best uneasily living together in mutual disdain.

    The curious thing is that rather a lot of IT people seem smugly satisfied with this. They are confident that they have everything "locked down" and that nothing can go wrong as long as they don't allow the users to do anything important -- whatever that means.

    To me this seems the ultimate in IT nerdiness. It gets pretty close to programmers who exclaim that they "didn't change anything" when their product suddenly starts to misbehave -- only applied to people, who are even more unpredictable than even the most chaotic software product.

    The reality is that if people hate you, they will find a way to subvert your systems, and IT won't know. People are resourceful. I strongly believe that a security system that is not supported by the people who have to live with it, will be valueless in the long run. People are your major threat and your strongest vulnerability, but potentially they are also your best line of defense. A serious outside attack is not unlikely to have a strong social engineering aspect to it.

    I've met IT technicians who blithely assumed that outsiders could never guess an internal password, because their systems strictly limited the number of login retries and required frequent password changes. It never occurred to them that someone might entice out a password by putting on a lab coat and looking official, that people are rather stimulated to write down passwords if they have to change them too often and any mistake brings about a clash with IT, or that the use of incremental suffixes permits any outsider to predict the new passwords years in the future. They sought refuge in strict IT rules, but their psychology (and their logic) was all wrong.

    Apparently, there is this curious notion in some places that IT is about managing machines. Curious, because any engineer in another field could tell the IT staff that a big part of effective support is dealing with people, their needs, expectations, and perceptions. An IT group that is just busying itself with keeping the hardware and software in a good state and not positively interacting with and educating users, is an IT group that is failing in its job.

    Of course it is much easier to concentrate on the machinery and ignore or crush the users. Machines are far more predictable and easier to work with, and sadly a lot of IT people are still conforming to stereotype and not blessed with great social skills. But at the end of the day they should watch out for their own interest --- there is no future in being a glorified window(s) cleaner.

    1. Re:The nerdiness of IT warfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I just read an interesting paper on the thought processes and twisted behaviors of people who are strongly authoritarian. People who are the foot soldiers of authoritarianism react more violently to ambiguous behavior by others that they might interpret as threatening or nonconformist. They enjoy seeing people they perceive as rule breakers punished harshly and assign high level of success to punishment as a tool to maintain social order. They also tend to assign higher levels of punishment for "crimes" than non-authoritarians would in the same cases. Strangely, they excuse that very behavior in people they perceive as leaders.

      If you read through the comments, you'll see the people who gleefully relay stories of imposing rules and punishments - you can tell they get a kick out of the power. Some use the excuse of *gasp* Federal regulations for their heavy handedness. In regard to that, I say SOX was not carved into stone by the hand of god and people need to speak out about unjust laws that "put IT people in jail" (as other posters contest) instead of the people who were doing something wrong - normally the people with something to gain, the people at the top; rather than just passed the oppression down the line like, dare I say it? - a good obedient soldier. People in computer related fields are supposed to be rational, logical yet they can't seem to step back a little, do some introspecting and analyze what parts of their behavior are not for the greater good.

  85. Hacking the Corporate Network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many employees have been fired for running 733t utilities like NetHack.

  86. Growing pains by TwistedSpring · · Score: 1

    My job carries a small support role in addition to systems admin and project work, and the users who know "too much" aren't the problem. In my experience they're the best ones to deal with. The users who know nothing are more tricky since explaining things in their terms can be complicated, but not anything to worry about.

    The problem is the users who have confidence with computers but don't know what they're doing. These guys are the worst, they'll experience a problem and attack it on all fronts with limited knowledge. By the time they've called up support they've already tried several avenues of attack with no result and it's sometimes impossible to work out the mess they've left behind while not realising the true root of the problem.

    I dread these users. They'll unplug and repatch and hard reset and swap their hardware for other incompatible hardware around the office, they'll meddle with printer settings until they've tried every combination of options without remembering the originals, they'll tinker with anything and everything that we haven't locked down like the public shared areas for their office, even download weird and dangerous software from the net.

    When they finally swallow their pride and call support they'll be absolutely livid that they haven't managed to work it out and accuse our network of having broken or spout some completely irrelevant garbage they read on a troubleshooting forum when really their account is locked or they deleted/moved a file linked to the Access database they're working on or something along those lines. Usually this results in us having to spend an hour on the phone to them reverting all the changes they made, or simply reghost the machine.

    I don't see any obvious solution to these guys beyond total and absolute lockdown, which isn't feasible as dealing with silly things like adding printers or setting application options would make first level support's workload much too high - often these things can't be locked down anyway.

  87. TRAINING!! by rivj0r · · Score: 1

    If users are getting to be more knowledgable then the IT team then the IT team is under skilled. Either replace them, or train them. If the security model requires more freedom than a call center and privileges are being abused then put in auditing, find the abusers and weed them out. Of the organization. On to the street. If the security model does not have to be that lax and is. Fire the CIO and as much of his team as you can and replace with a competant IT staff. The article isn't really aimed to these components, its more pointing out that top down authority structures generally fail to properly support the workers. And thats fine, if you run an IT shop and you don't have a system that manages upwards with the client being the priority you're doomed to failure. The shadow IT system that is written off will pop up to fill a niche that you are failing to cover. Which is how it should be. Too easy. Next!

  88. Smart users; smarter IT. by brxndxn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any IT department that fears its users are learning too much is a goddamn shitty IT department. Seriously.

    I'm an IT guy.. at an engineering firm. Pretty much everyone here is a 'computer guru' by todays' standards. So, for about 100 employees, the three of us 'IT guys' get to spend most of our time doing real engineering, programming, HMI design, drafting, etc. Our job is made much easier since we can give users full administrative control over their own computers/laptops (necessary in engineering anyway). We just 'lay down the law' in terms of what users are allowed to install and uninstall and we never have to take away privileges from people that know what they're doing.

    So, for years, the entire network and seven servers is managed as a 1-10hour/week job for one of our three 'IT guys.' We secure the network and the servers.. and we don't even bother to secure the servers per user - we just have them making tons and tons of backups so if a user does remove/move files that are important, we just replace them with backed up copies from whatever date we want.

    Having a smart userbase allows a 'smarter' IT dept. to spend less time on IT unless the IT dept. is a bunch of bumbling idiots who find it hard to stay ahead of the curve. It's really nice not to have users that need help just because they cannot map a drive.. or because they cannot install a different version of Industrial Software X because it is incompatible with Industrial Software Y.

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    --- We need more Ron Paul!
    1. Re:Smart users; smarter IT. by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      "Any IT department that fears its users are learning too much is a goddamn shitty IT department. Seriously."

      One hundred (100) percent (%) right.

      Furthermore, you've already addressed the loophole in this:

      "We just 'lay down the law' in terms of what users are allowed to install and uninstall and we never have to take away privileges from people that know what they're doing."

      Once in a while, no matter what the group (and this gets much more frequent with less skilled users), someone figures they don't have to follow rules. Easy enough to deal with--shut them down.

      Good IT departments will develop a clear and firm set of rules. Some will proactively enforce them with software (i.e. webfilters, quotas, purging MP3 and MPEG files, etc.) and some will rely on the professionalism of the employees to police themselves. The ones who enforce the rules (or worse--arbitrary and unwritten rules) vigorously out of fear are the useless ones.

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  89. Re:So IT will have new business rules to combat it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did you give them your information if you didn't want it to be registered? Why do you even care?

  90. Where's this guy been for 25 years.? by Animats · · Score: 2, Funny

    1982 called. They wanted to tell you that some people now have PCs and aren't using the mainframe like they're supposed to.

  91. Re:"Idiots" data that hasn't been cleared for rele by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Be sure to let Jimbo Wales know he's an idiot for doing it that way.

    Yeah, because the consequences of a random edit living for an hour are so dire compared to leaving credit card numbers on a public server.

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  92. Whoa! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    The inherent tendency of the IT department to want to crack down and control technology that it doesn't supply should be resisted at all costs

    Whoa there! Now that's just crazy talk! Sit down son and rest a spell, you've been out in the sun too long.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  93. Sorry but this has to be said... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    Now if IT was always competent and resolved my issues in a timely fashion, I could live with what they do. Unfortunately, this is not usually the case because they have their hands full with the big ticket items like keeping Oracle and Exchange running. So, I have to do my own stuff and run my own little LAN with systems that they'd better not know about. The setup is no different from what I'd run at home.

    1. Re:Sorry but this has to be said... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      General answer from IT: 1) Fine, but if you have problems, you're absolutely on your own. 2) If we have problems because of your system, we're going to get the CIO to shut you down so fast and hard, your head will spin.

      Case in point: We had one application group decide that IT was busy enough, so they'd set up their own license server on one of their workstations. They had problems with it, they phoned IT, and IT said, "sorry, it's a workstation problem--go work on another machine" (there are several shared public machines on their floor). It's a server you say? Not in my eyes it's not--you've circumvented us, so don't count on us for help after that point.
      They were also not very happy when the scripted rebuild of workstations blew away their license server. Tough.

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  94. Please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd kill for users who knew what they were talking about. Or at least maim something.

    It's a balancing act. There has to be room for change, but there also has to be the potential for 100% control over the corporate assets. Have a very large pile of pre-screened work-related and generally useful software that users can click on to install from the local server, and they'll be less likely to try and install something random. Allow developers full access to their workstations, as long as they're sandboxed, subnetted, the traffic to normal parts of the network and internet is ultra-eyeballed for potential problems, and the devs are aware that IT's responsibility for their workstations extends to hardware faults and reimaging the disk.

    In our 25,000-user organisation, we had a very nice rule for pushy users - if you want something that badly, write up a business case for it. We'll make sure it gets to whoever's in charge of the relevant area, and they can make a decision on whether to deny it or implement it on a corporate basis. The BC didn't need to be anything fancy, just a couple of paragraphs on the pros and cons of the proposed change. There was even a template. Funnily enough, 99% of users didn't feel strongly enough about their "need" to write a couple of hundred words. And yes, occasionally a request would get implemented - but in a controlled, supported and homogeneous manner, with full docs.

    In the current place, there's something similar with hardware. You can request any hardware you like. Anything. But the request is going to go to your supervisor to co-sign, and then to a high-up in the IT Finance area to authorize. So if you want your own Cray on your desk, you better be able to convince your boss and a senior beancounter that you need it. On the other hand, standard hardware items (including complete laptops and workstations) don't need the Finance seal of approval - if a request has a supervisor's co-sign on it, it's shipped and set up that same day.

    Make it ridiculously easy to request standard, pre-approved items. Make it difficult, but not impossible, to request other stuff. Make two levels of support available - full corporate-approved, funded, backed and designed, and "You're on your own Jimmy, better hope you know what you're doing."

    And there have been requests that make it to the top. New software and hardware has been rolled out. New configs have been put in place. Holes have been punched in the firewall, IM clients have been installed. The developers have 95% freedom in their own little domain. It's fairly easy to request that USB ports be unlocked for your userID, but the request stays on file and the security rule sits in the requester's account where it sticks out like a sore thumb. Corporate screensavers can't be changed, but desktop backgrounds can. Some rules cover more than just IT - for example, having lots of naughty pictures can get a person fired whether they're on a workstation screen or in magazines in a desk drawer.

    It's a balance.

  95. Shadow IT Department by Snowtide · · Score: 1
    I am very fortunate I work in a small outfit, about 40 people and computers, it makes the bad IT policies where I work, each person having admin access to their computer, usually bearable. I have a quote on my office door that I think touches on the content of the article.
    "Sometimes my job requires me to limit the amount you can play today to make sure you can play tomorrow."

    If people want something and I can find a safe way to pull it off I will be glad to set it up if I can. If someone has a software suggestion I will look at it until I know why I want to support it or object to it. I keep all kinds of log files, just in case, there have been a few times when being able to show someone how they spend their time on a computer has shut them up about something dumb. Courtesy when dealing with users, the knowledgable ones, the not knowledgable ones and the malicious pain in the ass ones and keeping the values of the BOFH close to my heart make a nice balance. :)

    I have no idea how I could pull this off in a larger company environment with a lot more stupid users. Probably non admin accounts, mysterious problems on computers where users had admin access to their computers until they no longer had it, Deep Freeze and more BOFH tactics.

  96. I appologize in advance, but... by certain+death · · Score: 0

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha!!! Whoever wrote this is a total dumb ass. So, sally rotten crotch knows how to upload music on their iDevice, or knows how to login to a website, or can stick a USB memory stick into her peecee and put documents on it... BFD! First of all, that does not an IT person make, and second of all, I will begin to worry when they can tell me how to optimize an MSSQL database, or how to tweak settings on an IBM Regatta to optimize processor usage with Lotus Notes, or... I suppose you get it. People seem to think if you know how to reboot a machine, or set your own proxy settings in your web browser, that you are an Instant IT person... Get a fucking life! I have spent the better part of 18 fucking years learning and teaching what I know. If there is a user who can do my job, come get the muther fucker!!!

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    "My immediate reaction is "WTF? What kind of moron doesn't make things 64-bit safe to begin with?" Linus
  97. a thing of the past. by cabazorro · · Score: 1

    I'm looking forward to the day IT departments being a thing of the past like the milkman.
    I heard a few weeks ago the university of phoenix got emails accounts for the whole student body for free.
    google mail.

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  98. Have you ever considered by snooo53 · · Score: 1

    that people might respect your opinion more if you didn't call them "bitches" before they even get to the content of your message?

    Which segues into the point of end-user attitude. Essentially I think it comes down to the question: "If you screw up your computer with 3rd party software are you going to blame me or yourself when something doesn't work right?" If they say me, they're getting sandboxed. Otherwise they can do what they want as long as it's not negatively affecting other people or against company policy. If they know they only have themselves to blame when they lose data when we have to reimage their machine, or are without computer for a day or two, they'll be a lot more careful.

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  99. I see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is content on there that my department needs, yet other departsments hsould NOT be seeing."

    Ahhh. I see.

    IT is the least of your company's problems. Think about what you've written.

  100. I don't fear users I fear attitudes by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

    The user who knows what they know and knows what they don't is fine with me. I really do like the person who can handle the 98% problems. It's the individual who knows something and thinks this makes them a god that bothers me. Some occupations in the field are prone to this. Insecure Phd's and insecure developers are two examples. The first because they have a chip and the second because yes they know things from the program aspect but they don't understand that trouble shooting a network has nothing to do with troubleshooting an app and aren't secure enough to admit what they don't know.

    In an app what happened is immediately obvious (retval=0 not 1) and usually points to a specific location in the code, then you need to figure out why the code produced an undesired result. Why something happened is the #1 question to ask.

    In electronics/networking this is reversed. Determining what happened is the hard part. "My internet won't boot" isn't what happened. It's the result of what happened, yes, but not what happened. What happened is that when I clicked the icon for Fx, this didn't work because the log said it couldn't launch the Fx binary, this didn't work because the binary is corrupted, this happened because we had a power hit yesterday and the company doesn't have desktops on an UPS. Quite often once you find out exactly what happened. The why becomes increasingly obvious. In this case the why is a power outage. Finding out why it won't work (power outage) won't help until you know what happened.

    Realize too that I know by giving an example 1000's of trolls will attack this simplified example claiming that this proves I'm wrong. So the example is given as an explanation not as a proof. The proof is left for the intelligent to ascertain and the foolish to ignore.

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    I'm sorry, I'm to tired to be witty at the moment so this message will have to do.

  101. This is incorrect by qzulla · · Score: 1
    Users want IT to be responsive to their individual needs and to make them more productive.

    They want responsive, not productive. Our responsive to their "needs" will not make them more "productive."

    qz

  102. You are being unrealistic. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Hi.

    Welcome to 2007 where people spend so much time at work that they have to use company time and facilities to engage in personal tasks. The economy is doing well enough that knowledge workers don't have to put up with draconian bullshit that you profess and will find another more tolerant employer.

    Listening to music only during breaks? No IM'ing? Checking stock quotes for only 30 minutes out of the work day? Are you out of your god damned mind? This kind of anal-retentive policy doens't even fly at banks.

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    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  103. I don't care what users want by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    I am NOT paid to care what users want. I am paid to do what my manager(s) want. My managers want the company's PCs to work the way the IT department intended. If the PCs don't work as designed help desk tickets get logged. If too many tickets get logged, attention comes MY way. If I get too much negative attention, I am out of a job. Life is simple at the bottom of the heap. Users get to use their workstations as the company intends them to be used, not as they want. No streaming media. No MP3s on the servers, no software not approved by the IT department.

    I am not a BOFH, I am a cog in a great, souless machine. Its a living.

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    Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
  104. The nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the referenced article does seem too heavily weighted to the chaos, unmanaged, unlocked down side of things, but it makes some good points. Obviously, security is a big issue and necessitates that some things be locked down. However, remember that the original purpose of technology is to increase productivity. For some reason, the issues involved made me think about what would be like to have a teenage daughter. If i let her come and go and she pleases with anyone she pleases, it's not reasonable for me to be shocked if she winds up pregnant with a wife-beater and STDs. If i were to insist on abstinence under these circumstances, i would be wasting my breath. On the other end of the spectrum, i never let her out of the house or restrict her freedom too much, she'll likely runaway with said wife-beater, get pregnant, contract STDs and a drug addiction. Letting her date, but having the boy come in to pick her up, knowing what their plans are, and setting a decent curfew hour based on those plans seems like the balanced approach...along with a good discussion about the dangers of sex and wisdom of condoms.

    1. Re:The nutshell by narf501 · · Score: 1

      The above AC is right. On one hand, I have to be anal retentive about GPOs, mandatory roaming profiles, lack of USB ports, and smart card access to machines. This is not something I like. I get zero pleasure out of locking users out. However, I have to factor in not just user morale, but the fact that there is a lot of data sitting on hard drives of servers that if it made its way even 100 feet from where its sitting physically, I would be facing prison time, and the company may be facing bankruptcy.

      Solutions can be worked out. I made a DMZ, put a couple terminal servers there, and the only contact they have inward facing is a hole punched out from the internal network to port 3389 so users can RDP in, with limited user accounts, and a GPOs set to keep clipboard data from propagating to and from the terminal server. Now, they have pretty much unfettered Web access, with a filter in place for obvious pornographic websites (so the company doesn't get sued due to sexual harassment charges.)

      Most users understand this, and are happy that they can alt-tab to an external browser that is isolated from sensitive internal data. Those that make a fuss about it are happy to contact management... the CEO's door is always open.

  105. US vs. them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i also found the article enlightening with respect to the US's involvement in the middle-east. think about it...

  106. Lock it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, that's BS.

    I do IT in an organization of very tech savvy people. The users aren't tech people exactly, but they know what they are doing.

    We have a VERY locked down environment, and IMO that's good. Due to our setup, a user's workstation is just a piece of machinery which can be replaced for whatever reason: it's not a necessary thing, and they can work the exact same way from any machine. If their HD dies... so what? They want to work from home, or at a client, or on the other side of the world? No problem at all!

    Personalized computers are for idiots, and it encourages playing. Nobody there is paid to tinker with computers, or their OS, or their UI. They are there to get work done. When you can only do things one way, love it or leave it, that means you focus on working, not 'tweaking', not 'fixing'. Also, if they need tech support, the help desk doesn't have to spend ten minutes figuring out how to do things on a "personalized" workstation.

    Lock it down. Lock it ALL down, and just watch the ROI roll in, the support expenses plummet, and the productivity go through the roof.

    1. Re:Lock it down by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      When you can only do things one way, love it or leave it, that means you focus on working, not 'tweaking', not 'fixing'. Or they "leave it."

      Lock it down. Lock it ALL down, and just watch the ROI roll in, the support expenses plummet, and the productivity go through the roof. Phah! Do you work in an environment comprised entirely of clones, or do you just not know what "productive" means?

      Glad I don't work under you.

  107. And then there's.... by CBob · · Score: 1

    The wonderful client server apps that companies like McKesson dump on those foolish enough to buy them. Need upgrades? 4k users need local admin rights. Wonder why some PC's end up w/ 4 versions of AOL installed on them? There was a "valued" tech who's sole purpose seemed to be ratting out users who had screen savers enabled. PC's run by interns and spawn of management seem to get ignored tho. A "data security" dept that focused not on securing the network, but on tracking what data the peons were seeing & reading their email. Too many Pointy Haired Bosses spoil the software soup.

  108. Not disagreeing, but a clarification: by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I'm not disagreeing (or even arguing with you) in the slightest ... I'm not really qualified to comment. My point was more that people at the "low end of the totem pole" can really make your life as a mid-level cube monkey a living hell, if you abuse them. At a place I used to work, I knew a guy who was particularly abrasive to employees he perceived to be his 'subordinates,' particularly the office staff. The strangest things used to happen to him -- his conference room reservations always got "lost," his mail got delivered late or mangled, the lights in his cubicle were permanently out, his trash didn't get emptied, etc. -- I guess he just had bad luck. Or something.

    Every time I've switched companies, the two groups of people I've always tried to make sure I was on good terms with, were the guys in the mail room, and the secretarial and physical plant staff. The number of times that it's paid off, in terms of making some bureaucratic nightmare just disappear, or work out just that much easier, I can't even tell you. It's the difference between, if I bring down a package that needs to go out in today's mail at 3:02PM, getting told "I'm sorry, you've missed it for the day," and "Sure, I can toss that in for you." The first isn't exactly outright sabotage, but it's what some other people I know would probably get down there.

    If I was the guy who had to tell the secretaries that they couldn't bring iPods into work anymore, I'd probably start working from home.

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  109. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing by afroblanco23 · · Score: 1

    I'll be the first to admit that I was scared shitless when one of the users on my office network asked me if he could use Hamachi. I had to explain, very carefully and respectfully, why something that would circumvent our firewall and all of our network security would be a Bad Thing.

    I've found that people who are slightly computer savvy will often have a very reductionist view of programming and technology. Because they have a simplistic understanding of the technology, they will assume that any problems or solutions involving that technology will be equally simple. When you explain that these systems are actually pretty complex and involve things that they don't understand, it's important to be very careful. People are often insecure about their computer knowledge, and may interpret your explanation as condescending even when you are making the best effort to be respectful and kind. If nothing else, they may feel disempowered when they find out that their simple solutions are potentially harmful, and that they actually do need experts around to take care of things.

  110. A legal requirement? by zCyl · · Score: 1

    It's a legal requirement, not a security requirement. If a company falls under SOX and they allow their employees to communicate electronically at work without recording and storing those communications, the company is breaking the law.

    I'm obviously not a lawyer, but Sec 802/1520 of the Sarbanes-Oxley Act only seems to apply to corporate communications directly relating to an audit. I can find no part of it which presents a legal requirement that an IM containing "Hey Bob, want to go out for lunch?", or even communication about the normal conduct of business must be recorded.

    Can you clarify which section you think presents this requirement?
  111. User Base Categories and resulting conflicts. by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

    I may not have the background some of the previous posters on here do, but over the years I have learned to classify users into categories A, B & C when interacting with them.

    Class A: Users who know their stuff. They're tech-savvy, trustworthy, but most importantly know their limitations. When they have a problem, they will fix it themselves if they KNOW exactly how to fix it, if not, they will call the helpdesk and explain symptons, suspected cause, any diagnosis steps they have taken and anything else that may help.

    Class C: Users who are IT-Phobic. Anything goes even slightly wrong and they call the helpdesk. They never touch anything they haven't had at least a month's intensive training on (and for some individuals, this includes equipment as simple to use as a photocopier)! these users are hard work, but ultimately harmless as they will never have the confidence to fiddle with anything that could screw things up for others. As an example, I once had to educate a user who couldn't work out why his printer wasn't printing after adding paper (I had to explain, whilst holding back tears of laughter, that the wrapper needs to be removed from the ream of paper before putting it in the drawer!).

    Class B: These are the grey area of users who have an interest in IT, like to fiddle, refuse to read a manual and when their fiddling to correct a problem they've encountered does make things worse, when they finally admit defeat and call the helpdesk, they deny fiddling at all and cause the Techs no end of grief looking over their shoulders and saying things like "shouldn't you be doing it this way?..." because that's the way they've seen someone do something different in the past and they don't understand the same fix won't correct all possible bugs.

    Needless to say, I rather like the Class A's, and Class B's can be OK once you've gotten over the frustration of telling them everything about two-dozen times. Class B users, however, are dangerous and it is for these people that a lot of IT departments have to lock down machines and audit on a regular basis. Class A's won't install what they aren't supposed to, and Class C's wouldn't know how/dare to try.

    Having said this, I think the whole point of the article may have been to remind us all that even from a security and lockdown point of view, "an idiot-proof system is no match for a system-proof idiot"!

    I do sympathise with a lot of the middle managers, etc. who are trying to circumvent IT depts because IT are just blindly saying NO without analysing the request for new software. I have a background in IT, but don't currently work in an IT department. At the moment, I am in a sort of hybrid position where I am (unofficially) supporting the front-line users I work with and am utilised as a point of contact with the IT department as I can re-word requests in a common language and can translate and identify bulls#1t when IT use it in their responses. Unfortunately, rather than seeing me as an ally, I am seen by the IT department as an enemy!

    --
    Just my $0.03 (At current exchange rates, my £0.02 is worth more than your $0.02)
  112. Why do I need to hook up the iPOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple, if I couldn't hook up my iPod I wouldn't have been able to acquire a copy of Windows XP, Office and other stuff. It sure was nice of them to have a drive that was left mapped on the system w/ the cd images. (gotta love the corporate licenses)
    Thumb drives are frowned upon as they can be used for piracy but iPODs are just harmless music players.

  113. You're still missing the point by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    You keep your "Shadow IT".

    You don't get to choose to shut it down.

    It doesn't matter how comfortable you feel that you've completely locked things down. Unless you hire a person for each computer you have to stand behind it and watch over people's shoulders while they're tapping away on their keyboard, they will find ways to do things that you don't know about and probably wouldn't like very much if you did.

    I think it's pretty funny that you seem to be archetype that the article talks about: The IT manager who jumps through a billion hoops locking things down, who smugly sits back comfortably thinking that they've got it all under control because they've completely removed any way for users to customize their computing experience. The users are intimidated by you, and that makes you happy. But when they need to get something done that's not allowed by you, what you think happens and what actually happens are two completely different things.

    You think that they simply give up and go their merry way, because Travoltus would have a conniption if they tried anything novel with their workstation. What actually happens is they go behind your back to other people who can help them get their job done. Their geek buddy, their daughter who knows computers, their co-worker who managed to sneak something by you, etc. This is what the "Shadow IT" is, and again, because you still don't seem to understand this: There is nothing you can do to shut it down. It's not a matter of whether or not it exists, it's a matter of whether or not you're able to see it.

    Please, for the love of god (and your customers), read the article, this time without your hands securely covering your eyes. It's actually quite insightful and tells you how to keep people from even wanting to resort to using their "Shadow IT" (the only measure of control you have over it) and provide better service to your customers, not worse.

    /doesn't have much hope that you actually will...
    /doesn't really care...

  114. Coming full circle. by theworldisflat · · Score: 1

    In this current age of everyone being connected at their homes/cars/offices, security will be an increasingly uphill battle. The biggest threat to security is always the loose nut behind the keyboard ;) However, it does bring up some interesting points. For years now, the trend has been toward increasing powerful desktops that run stand-alone, but communicate as a collective. The problem now is that since more and more folks are familiar/comfortable with machines, they tend to get more "creative" and daring on what they attempt to do at work. As IT costs continue to rise on a per-seat basis for the hardware and support, and the constant cost of revamping security measures - it's a wonder why we haven't gone 'back to the primitive". We started with the dumb terminal and mainframe... why not revisit the old friend? Thin nets are, in my opinion, a very viable solution to these beasts of machines we have to keep running. With the wealth of available switches and communications technology (which has become rather inexpensive for their capabilities, as compared with a few years ago), there is no real reason a company couldn't introduce terminal environments. Now, that's not to say there wouldn't be design challenges and needs for some high-powered stations to exist for specific business needs - but 90% of a persons work day consists of checking email, checking/writing documents, reading websites and running proprietary applications. Most of the big apps, like Oracle, are accessible via web interfaces - all the work load is being done outside of the users desktop anyway. Why not take it one step further and move the bulk of all processing power to the server side. Cheap to maintain, MUCH easier to secure... and a few high end servers in a grid layout would be very resilient to failure. Now, cutting down the need for hands and feet would of course lead to some unemployed folks...so the ideas are not without impact But, overall...there are more pro's than con's to using a centralized computing model for many reasons vs. our current standard of wide distribution. /discuss

  115. Stop Sending Work Home! by KayElle · · Score: 1

    One of the underlying issues in the article is that home and office are merging. If an employee ends up spending 3 or 4 hours on the weekend working at home and has to check their email before going to bed, then it's no surprise they get used to the toys and tools they have at home. If you want people to stop checking their gmail at work, start by having them stop checking their work mail at home.

  116. 2 more cents by Asklepius+M.D. · · Score: 1

    I have worked several different sides of IT in both official and unofficial capacities, and I've got my share of stories and opinions to chip in.

    First up, restrictive policies. I once was working as a networking tech in a poorly manned facility with extraordinarily harsh usage policies. Sites ranging from slashdot through msnbc were blocked (although FoxNews was allowed - go figure), there was no IM, no web based email, nobody could install software without submitting a written request signed in triplicate to us. We were loathed. Not that we cared. In the shop, we set up a "test" gaming network and plugged it in on the far side of the firewall and proxy. We had unlimited internet, chat, and webmail. We had starcraft running 24/7. Management looked the other way because of the reliability of our locked down network. After seeing how much leeway can be had by an intelligent IT staff in this environment, I can't blame users for getting pissed when they can't even look at a decent news site, much less emails from family.

    My second story comes as a regular user for the same organization (but different location) after I transferred (voluntarily) out of IT. I was responsible for designing a training exercise for 150 personnel and rapidly grew frustrated with the number of blocked sites that interfered with necessary research and even purchasing. Each blocked site I wished to visit required a separate "request for access" form signed by myself, my super, and my department chief along with a statement describing in detail why I needed to access the site, what alternatives I had tried, and why the alternatives didn't work. The request would then be upchanneled to IT for consideration and after about a week, I might have the access I needed. Needless to say this was a PITA, especially when these sites were stumbled upon during a search and I wasn't entirely familiar with their contents. It wasn't long until my super and department chief were tired of all the delays and, being familiar with my former IT role, asked me to just "make it work". Over the next few weeks, work was completed extraordinarily rapidly through SSH tunnels, anonymizers, and the like. IT was thrilled to have less paperwork and my bosses loved to see work finally getting done. Then we hit another roadblock.

    This time we needed to modify a large image of an aerial chart. Photoshop was an authorized program, but was deemed "too expensive" by the bean counters. Being familiar with GIMP, I submitted a request for installation to the IT department. Three weeks later, it was shot down because "legal wasn't comfortable with open licenses." To accomplish my mission, I was required to break my personal rule and use my personal laptop to modify the image. The training went off without a hitch, but I was seen with my laptop by some VIP and received the requisite lecture on "personal v. work time." Again, my sympathies lie with the user rather than an extraordinarily unhelpful IT staff.

    I have other tales, but all of them have led me to the same conclusion: Either IT loosens restrictions and develops a good rapport with the average user in which everyone's needs can be met; or the user will wage war on IT through the "ask forgiveness, not permission" axiom which ultimately gets the user in hot water and gives IT far more work. In the end the driving force of a user is to accomplish their task/mission. IT and IT policy should be a tool, not an impediment.

    --
    He who would be a man, must be a nonconformist. -- Emerson
  117. Re:I fear the deminish of expertise in IT departme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what happened after you reported the permissions problem?

    I would assume it was fixed. Also, if your department *needs* your data, wouldn't they also need it to be secure, or maybe backed up? Or available if your PC fails? IT does have a purpose. The fact you can't see that purpose is not an indication that it doesn't exist. Maybe you will see when your hard drive fails.

  118. They why deploy a PC? Use a thin client by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    If you data is so critical, so valuable (i.e. likely to be stolen), or able to be compromised by a USB thumb-drive, then maybe you shouldn't be using PCs at all. A thin client might be what you need.

  119. If nobody is incovienienced by security... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ...then nobody gets any credit for implementing it.

    IT has a lot of backwards incentives like this. For instance, I worked as a freelance application developer for a number of years, and have dozens of custom apps out there that just work. The only time I make any money off them is if something breaks, or they need a modification...which is extremely rare, because apparently I did a pretty good job building the apps.

    I can't in good conscience sell a 'service agreeement', as there is really nothing to service. Meanwhile, I have other clients running poorly designed and implemented vertical apps from other vendors, paying them fat monthly service fees because the darn thing breaks all the time, and they know they are screwed without the vendor to kick it back into some semblance of working order. Yet the monthly fee is just low enought that the customer won't pop for a custom app.

    Sysadmins have a similar problem...if you aren't running around like the building is on fire, management assumes you don't do anything, and strangles your salary until you quit and they hire some numbnuts at half your pay. This person will look brilliant as they coast on your infrastructure...for a couple years until the whole thing falls apart. By that time they have forgotten who you are or what you did, so nobody ever learns from the debacle. They'll hire another young, bright person for cheap, and repeat the cycle once the system is running optimally again.

    If I had a bit of charlatan in me, I could probably make gobs of money. Unfortunately my intellectual gifts came along with an inablity to lie convincingly. Therefore, I've decided to leave IT for the Indians and Chineese, as their limited alternatives make it an attractive career option....it's no longer a viable career in the US. Don't get sucked in. It's a dead end.

    Yes, I'm still bitter...but I'm getting over it :)

  120. Here is the key to understanding good salespeople: by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1
  121. sounds like good morale to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you have good morale where you work

  122. Or not what he said. by abb3w · · Score: 1

    This is the type of attitude that gets us into the game of "If I rename the extension to .rar then I can send you this critical document you've been needing!" Then .rar files are blocked the next day. Then you zip the rar and it gets through again. The war escalates forever.

    I've found that a ROT13 of a UUEncoded file inserts nicely into emails, and seems to get through all current scanning, including the major Anti-virus software scanners. Of course, recipients need to be technologically literate enough to figure out how to ROT13 and UUdecode. =)

    ortva 644 UNAQ.gkg
    12&%I92!N(&LV8I4@9&%L+@X_
    `
    raq

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  123. Re:Here is the key to understanding good salespeop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Highly amusing...

  124. I don't see a problem...with boxes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We're looking at ways of removing local Admin access from Devs, but I'm not sure we'll be able to pull it off without legitimately getting in their way. And being that I'm a former developer, I do make sure their pains are felt in our discussions =-)"

    Compartilization. The developers get what they need, BUT it's isolated at the border with everything else in the company. If someone messes up, the damage is confined to their domain.

    1. Re:I don't see a problem...with boxes. by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      That gets tricky when you're dealing with thousands of developers collaborating across sites, and those collaborations change with what seem to be monthly reorgs.

      If the business could just figure out what it wants, we might have a chance =-)
      But you can't get rid of all your IT staff, and continually change the needs of the environment as well...

  125. The only point here is on your head by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    That article can kiss my rear end. I've read it several times and the author would be right if they were talking about any other workplace, but like I told you once already, it's business suicide in a financial or even medical data center.

    Yes, I am that boogeyman the article talks about. And I'm utterly unapologetic about it. A financial data center like the one I manage has to be 150,000% locked down.

    And yes, I am a manager who walks the floor and looks over people's shoulders, and yes, I can and have stopped "Shadow IT". No, you're wrong, don't bother repeating yourself. I dare you to try and bring on that "Shadow IT" in a financial data center where

    a) You can't even enter the building proper except in a uniform, and you can't sneak anything in;
    b) Your computer is diskless and boots up remotely over the read-only network with an IP address assigned by MAC address;
    c) You have no shell access and only the ability to fire up customer relations management apps and things like a calculator and gnome notepad;
    d) Internet access is totally blocked, and you have limited intranet access, limited to in-house IM and storage of .txt files which are in fact monitored (and will be monitored even more like a hawk in the future by the IT interns we're going to be bringing in this summer).

    Shadow IT that. Hacka, please.

    For my customers' sake, you most certainly cannot create a "Shadow IT" in this network. And there is absolutely, positively no reason whatsoever for a financial data center to be any less locked down than this.

    In the future, after a few more major breaches, you can pretty much expect this to become a standard for financial services.

    --
    --- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
  126. Re:I fear the deminish of expertise in IT departme by houghi · · Score: 1

    No, it wasn't fixed. Yes, I would prefere backups automatic, instead of making copies myself. The problem is not that I do not see the need, the problem is that it is not possible according to my IT department.

    I ask for a secure place and secure backups and they are unable to give it to me. That is why I am afraid. That I am able to understand (and with the right rights) and do what they can not.

    --
    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
  127. The BSA? by Keybounce · · Score: 1

    The BSA? The people who want to come in, find stuff on your computer, and fine you?

    You do tell them to go elsewhere, don't you?

    They are not government.
    There's no law that I know of giving them any authority.
    They are just private investigators that have to ask to see your stuff, and you have to grant them permission.

    Nothing -- nothing that I know of -- gives them any right to demand it.

    And if they think you have something, they still have to go and show enough proof to a judge. "They won't let us inspect, they must be hiding something" isn't valid.

    Besides, why would you let some third party that doesn't follow your privacy standards look at machines with private data?

    Next time the BSA knocks, tell them "Go Away". They have no legal authority. They are like the "Night Watchmen", from when Sherridan told them that they were civilian authorities with no military authority, and were operating outside the chain of command.

    Just say "No".
    Just say "Am I required to?". "No". "Good-bye".