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File Sharing — Harmful to Children and a Threat to National Security

jkrobin writes to mention that a recent report from the US Patent office calls peer-to-peer file sharing harmful to children and a threat to national security. "Interestingly, the report makes numerous references to RIAA and MPAA legal actions against file actions, as well as cites a 2005 Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge."

342 comments

  1. Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Software patents are harmful to the US economy and the whole of humanity.

    <sarcasm>You go USPTO!!!</sarcasm>

    1. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Software patents in and of themselves are not harmful, it is US Patent Office that is. Software merely takes a generalized machine and turns it into a specialized machine. Clearly a unique specialized machine should be patentable.

      That said, the Patent Office doesn't have a clue about how to evaluate software patents. The number of obvious (vs non-obvious) inventions that make it through is just incompetence. The fact that things that have existed in the open for decades can be patented as unique wouldn't fly when it comes to mechanical patents and it shouldn't with software patents either.

    2. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Software merely takes a generalized machine and turns it
      > into a specialized machine. Clearly a unique specialized
      > machine should be patentable.

      No the general purpose machine is the patentable invention. Specific information (ie: software) should be protected by copyright. Pure software is not patentable and all software is pure software.

    3. Re:Whereas: by HermMunster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Patent Office is either way off its rocker and/or it is not a far stretch to understand that a company that controls your computer, the content, the OS and that of 90% of the rest of the world, would make it also a threat to National Security and the security of every other nation on the planet. Microsoft with Vista can turn off your ability to use the computer. Through tools like WGA and WGN it can monitor your computer and your use. Since there is no competition out there to give consumers and government a choice then we are all bound to something that is unprecedented in the history of the world. The OS. No other time in the history of the world has one company held such influence on the lives of virtually everyone in the world in the same way.

      To say that file sharing allows for children to have access to this or that harmful content, and be subject to other bad things, and to say that files can be put at risk and therefore risk the national security, it would not be a far stretch to understand that to allow one company to essentially enter every computer (as the computer is an extension of your home/business) as they are able to enter your home and business to search, inventory, and accuse (and ultimately with Vista shut down your home/business) then that company and it's product could be considered a threat to national security. P2P is not used solely by children and since it can be useful in business and government it is a lesser threat than that posed by one company having control of the computers of the world. You have unprecedented control and access which creates a major possibility of security threats, if not primarily by Microsoft then by some enterprising vicious terrorist hoping to exploit Microsoft's buggy OSes and buggy spy tools.

      You can't go from P2P and the concept of access without going to Windows and WGA/WGN. Whatever applies to the concept of access over the Internet via P2P also extends to any product that could be used to yield the same type of invasive behavior that leads to stealing trade/national secrets be it by a controlling monopoly previously convicted in numerous nations of the world or by someone attempting to exploit the fact that exploits to tools like WGA/WGN could present unprecedented access to terrorists and the governments of other rogue nations.

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    4. Re:Whereas: by OECD · · Score: 1
      No the general purpose machine is the patentable invention. Specific information (ie: software) should be protected by copyright.

      Why no mod points?! Why?!

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    5. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No the general purpose machine is the patentable invention. Specific information (ie: software) should be protected by copyright. Pure software is not patentable and all software is pure software."

      I get the feeling you are some neophyte script kiddie that has hunt-n-pecked a couple VB programs on your daddy's computer.

      You can only copyright the specification of the specialized machine, but the actualized specialized machine has functional properties which are patentable. If your argument was true then you could only copyright blue prints for machines and not patent their realized functional properties. Specialized machines are NOT just information. They, like ALL machines, are defined by information, but they have realized functionality.

      Also, if you read what else he wrote he mentions it's the patent process that is messed up and this is true. You shouldn't be able to patent the obvious in software just like you can't patent the obvious in mechanical devices. THAT IS THE REAL PROBLEM!

      If one expresses a novel calculation for some exotic signal processing scheme purely in hardware, on a FPGA, in software, or in a ALU built from Legos, you are still looking at the same novel calculation no matter how you try to spin it. The functionality is realizable in all of those cases and so they are candidates for patents.

    6. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why no mod points? Ummm, probably because he is wrong and doesn't know what he is talking about.

      As has been state over and over and over and over, the problem is with a poorly run government agency not patents.

    7. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. Just because some kiddies think that The Man has too much control over their hobby doesn't change the ethical right one should have to profit from their invention. This basic ethical stance has been with America for some time now and if anything it has helped make invention prosperous.

      If we just write off the concept of the software patent then this opens up the much larger can of worms of putting EVERY medium, and future medium, for invention into review.

      Sure, some people will never have the mental ability to grasp the concept of abstraction and they will always argue against software patents. Others will have their own selfish motivations and want to do away with software patents. But in the end inventors, no matter the medium that they work in, need and should get some form of protection.

      And yes the USPTO is the real problem not software patents.

    8. Re:Whereas: by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Just because some kiddies think that The Man has too much control over their hobby doesn't change the ethical right one should have to profit from their invention.

      So you don't think one has an ethical right to profit from the knowledge in one's own head? I don't force anyone to disclose their inventions to me, but once they do, surely they don't have a right to control my thoughts.

      I can accept intellectual property as a PRIVILEGE rather than right, but first content creators have to prove that they can benefit the society by making their work public domain in a reasonable time and not attacking independent inventions that happen to involve a similar concept. I don't know of a single software patent holder who meets these standards.

    9. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software patents should be held to the same standards hardware patents are. Period.

      The question of knowledge in your head is similarly applicable as it is with hardware or mechanical patents. As one that has been involved in both hardware and software engineering my use IP should be subject to the same (or at least equivalent) laws.

      The question of profiting from one's knowledge is not a new issue. This is an issue that has come up before. There are plenty of prior NDA, patent, IP, and trade secret cases that set precedence on how to handle this.

      If you generally don't like the patent, IP, and/or trade secret laws we have that is a different matter. In that case your argument wouldn't be about software patents, but with the laws and systems in place. This would be a totally different, and perfectly valid, argument.

      I will also add my voice to the vote that the real problem is the Patent Office. The Patent Office has agents that don't appear to be educated, trained, or equipped to handle software patents.

    10. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly the guy doesn't understand the basic concept that technology builds on top of technology which builds on top of technology, and so on, and so on, etc, etc.

      "information" is only part of the picture here. Software is more than "information". "information" describes and frames software just as "information" describes and frames CPUs, engines, 747s, elevators, and mouse traps. Just because software manifests itself differently doesn't mean it is not a first class citizen of intellectual property.

    11. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the general purpose machine is the patentable invention. Specific information (ie: software) should be protected by copyright. Pure software is not patentable and all software is pure software.


      That has to be the dumbest, most uneducated, feeble "defense" for the abolishment of software patents that I have read on /.

      No one patents source code (i.e. the information that defines the software), they patent the functional aspects. The same thing goes for any patent. If you invent a new carburetor that gets 200 MPG you don't patent the blueprints you patent the unique aspects of it that make it function better than everyone else's carburetor.

      And let's not forget how the patent system helped fuel America's success when it comes to innovation. Anyone that doesn't understand the incentive-reward mechanism doesn't understand human nature.

      Without the room that patents give inventors to attempt to bring their inventions to market you would never see new businesses come to fruition. You'd have monolithic monopolies constantly putting startups out of business.
    12. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My experience has been that most of the software patent cry babies are simply upset because they want to have free range to acquire everyone else's inventions. They purposely ignore the USPTO problem because they could care less if the patent process gets fixed or not since they want to completely side step it.

      Without the room that patents give inventors to attempt to bring their inventions to market you would never see new businesses come to fruition. You'd have monolithic monopolies constantly putting startups out of business. Correct, this is the whole reason it was enacted in the first place. To create a strong vibrant economy. And it has worked.
  2. Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stop the INSANITY!

    This is getting just stupid.

    We live in a MEDIA driven State of Fear.

    1. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is the smartest thing anyone has said about this so far!

      Americans are so easily manipulated. They have been so conditioned by advertising it's not even funny.

    2. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by eonlabs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      MPAA and RIAA with flagrant and excessive lawsuits directed at random are potentially harmful to children?

      Senators who don't keep file sharing software away from classified files (or don't actively restrict the software from sharing those files) are a security threat?

      hmmm...

      Wording could be important on this issue too.
      Maybe what we want is for people to RTFM on some of the software they install on their machines. Senators are being paid enough to have a work machine that does not have crap on it. This is a modern world, and if people being elected into office can't keep up with it, they shouldn't be elected. Once they are there, it's there responsibility not to screw up on something stupid like that.

      Someone else figure out the RIAA MPAA problem. They're beyond me.

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    3. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by synjck · · Score: 0, Redundant

      quit wanking your own post, anonymous

    4. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by dosius · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      My question is why the government's using COTS software, and especially M$, given it's got more holes than Swiss cheese, shouldn't the government be running custom hardware and software so that this can't happen?

      -uso.

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    5. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ever note that when asked; the creators of the 47 forms, worksheets and the like needed to fill out your taxes will tell you that incomprehensible pile of pencil pusher purgatory was "designed with you the citizen in mind" Opression is always labeled as good for you.

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    6. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      ..and Germans are perverts, Poles are stupid, Japanese know karate, Africans eat fried chicken and watermelon, Russians are drunk, Mexicans are lazy, French are rude, British are arrogant, Arabs are terrorists, Jews are thieves.

    7. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      In other news, morons are harmful to children and a threat to national security. Classified information is stored on machines that users can install programs on willy-nilly? I could write better group policies in my sleep.

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    8. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by omeomi · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's it! We can't wait any longer! We have to declare a WAR ON FILE SHARING. I mean, it's worked for everything else, right?

    9. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by StarvingSE · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Russians are drunk...

      I'm Irish, you insensitive clod! How dare you give our national identity to the Russians!!!

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    10. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by alx5000 · · Score: 1

      and we spaniards are bullfighters and flamenco dancers

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    11. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Sillygates · · Score: 3, Funny

      We should ban VCRs while we are at it.

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    12. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by pak9rabid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok...2 things:

      "that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic"

      So the risk is being blamed on the P2P networks, when it's in fact the RIAA/MPAA that are the cause of these frivilous lawsuits.

      "file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job"

      It seems to me that it's not file-sharing software to blame, but the shitty sys/net admins that the government employs to "secure" the computers that contain this sensitive data. Call me crazy, but I'd think that with the use of Active Directory, even a dimwitted NT admin could setup a computer that wouldn't allow people to install software like this in the first place.

      Just my $0.02

    13. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ..no, it shouldn't. The government should take some basic computer-security measures. If the government's IT people aren't competent enough to stop file sharing, how the fuck do you think they're competent enough to run a completely custom built system?

      Now, some departments do- the NSA, for example, has their own chip-fab, and probably runs homebuilt systems for certain top-secret applications. But the NSA also did SE-Linux, so they've shown (at least to me, and who the hell am I to decide) that they can actually handle it.

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    14. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      We live in a MEDIA driven State of Fear.

      I think its more like the media is the car, the State of Fear is powered by them, the government is the driver.

      and the rest of us are being taken for a ride.

    15. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it goes anything like the other "War On $FOO" that we've attempted, I'm all for it. It'll be free files for everybody!

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    16. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      American the beautiful hey?

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    17. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The paper is total BS. I don't know about DHS but DoD is locked down pretty tight. There isn't any way to download free music via p2p on the classified net since it has no connection to the internet. The RIAA/MPAA have done more damage to the children with the crap they produce than any p2p software.

    18. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by aspx · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the argument that was used to ban online poker.

      When the Nazis came for the communists,
      I remained silent;
      I was not a communist.

      When they locked up the social democrats,
      I remained silent;
      I was not a social democrat.

      When they came for the trade unionists,
      I did not speak out;
      I was not a trade unionist.

      When they came for me,
      there was no one left to speak out.

    19. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hell yeah! Just look at the other wars the proud sons and daughters of the U.S. have won:

      War on Drugs: Nobody uses those any more right? We're all clean and sober now, nevermind those pesky Californians and their "medicinal" marijuana. They're just tree-hugging hippies with glaucoma and don't count.

      War on Poverty: We cured that long ago, the incredible wages we pay our hard-working CEOs have been trickling down into the economy for some time and no one is poor any more and we all have health care and social security.

      War on Christmas: Won! Wal-Mart now uses the wholesome Merry Christmas instead of the godless heathen phrase "Happy Holidays". Santa Claus is no longer banned from spreading the gospel to children by teaching them the joys of rampant consumerism and owning a tickle-me-elmo.

      War on Terror: We invaded Iraq, so no more terrorists, right? A reliable source told me that the insurgency there is in the last throes. However, this is only if the democrats don't ruin it by not supporting our troops by refusing to allow any more to die in the middle of the non-civil war.

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    20. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so true. I don't have a TV, and I channel hop the radio when ads plays. I can't believe how some of my friends eat up adverts. "Wow, it sounds great I'll take two!" Whoa Nellie, slow down and investigate...

    21. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I don't think anybody has claimed potatoes yet, have they?

      Drop the drunk image and take up potato chips instead.

      Since my favorite band is the Corrs, you could also just start claiming that Ireland has the world's most beautiful women AND best bands (since you can claim U2 as well.)

      Ireland has the world's best potatos, the most beautiful women, and the best rock bands!

      Doesn't that sound better than "Ireland has the most drunks"?

      (Even if Andrea has been caught on camera having to be helped out of a pub by her friends on occasion...compared to Tara Reid, that's nothing.)

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    22. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 3, Funny

      It'll be free files for everybody!

      You mean freedom files, right?

    23. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by StarvingSE · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree. I love my potatoes, corned beef, and I think Irish women are extremely hot.

      I was just trying to be funny... now where did I put my beer............

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    24. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...US Patent office calls peer-to-peer file sharing harmful to children and a threat to national security..." The irony of this statement is that it comes from the same people that said, "Ya, this One-Click internet thing looks unique; So we will give you a patent."

      "You're My Engineer" - The Last Mimsy

    25. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      MPAA and RIAA with flagrant and excessive lawsuits directed at random are potentially harmful to children?

      Yes, which is why they claim file sharing is harmful to children since they will be sued and therefore harmed. Similar legislation exists for marijuana. Most of the problems associated with marijuana are caused by the fact that it is illegal (gangs, prison, drug dealers, etc.). Make file sharing (or marijuana) legal and you eliminate the harm caused by both. Unfortunately the RIAA would not profit from this so it becomes a tough decision for them. They can profit and harm children, or not profit and not harm children. Hell, they may as well cut the middle man and just sell kiddie porn.

    26. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by ajs · · Score: 1

      Well, not exactly. It will mean that yet more hands get greased; lots of folks who've done nothing in particular go to jail; an active underground economy forms; violence increases... and people continue to do what they've always done.

    27. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by lmpeters · · Score: 1

      Senators who don't keep file sharing software away from classified files (or don't actively restrict the software from sharing those files) are a security threat?

      I'd take it a step further. Before politicians are allowed to vote on an issue, they should demonstrate a minimal level of competence in what they're voting on. I say that any politician who wishes to vote on any computer-related matter should be put in front of a computer and given 60 seconds to figure out how to make the words "Hello world" appear on the screen. If they can't do it, they are obviously ignorant of technology, and should not be allowed to vote on this stuff.

      The downside, of course, is that if Ted Stevens is any indication, there'd be nobody left in the U.S. Government to vote on technical matters if we had this kind of policy. But if the last several years are any indication, anarchy probably is better than the incompetence we have now.

    28. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop file sharing, otherwise the terrorists win.

    29. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm from long island, NY, and we have some DAMN good potatos. And ducks. Damn fine ducks. The BIG Duck, even.

    30. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, "File Sharing" right?

      War on File Sharing...

      So... how did the writer of this get this to his editor? Surely he didn't share his file?
      Or how did congress pass this around? Since they are against file sharing, I'm assume they just read it to each other - cause sharing it - the file, would be wrong.

    31. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      It'll be free files for everybody!

      You mean freedom files, right?

      As opposed to French files? Howbout if we STILL wanna call 'em French files? Will we be un-'Murrican then? Will we get put on a special watchlist? Sent to Gitmo? Or worse, Cleveland???

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    32. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The people in government who work with classified information use computer systems that aren't capable of hooking up to the World Wide Web. Instead, classified systems work on their own, closed mini-WWW. Entering a computer that handles classified information into an unclassified network (such as the WWW, where file sharing resides) is a major security violation. Unless government employees are bringing music into work on their iPods and uploading tunes to their secure terminals (another major security violation), there is no music to be shared on secret and above level computers.



      The sad part is the people who came up with this junk study already know this, so they truly are just caving to the RIAA/MPAA with their pathetic fear mongering.

    33. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      So... if these senators are a threat to national security, it follows that they should be locked up, preferably far away from a sensitive venue like Washingon D.C. ;)

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    34. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by mpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic"

      More to the point why is the Patent and Trademark Office making a fuss about this? Or can we expect the Copyright Office to produce reports vaguely related to Patents and Trademarks...

      "file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job"
      It seems to me that it's not file-sharing software to blame, but the shitty sys/net admins that the government employs to "secure" the computers that contain this sensitive data.


      Indeed the real problem here is systems which allow end users to install any software.

      Call me crazy, but I'd think that with the use of Active Directory, even a dimwitted NT admin could setup a computer that wouldn't allow people to install software like this in the first place.

      Maybe securing Windows isn't that easy... Maybe it's a poor OS choice for this kind of situation.

    35. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Macthorpe · · Score: 3, Funny

      British are arrogant

      You're just jealous because I'm better than you.

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    36. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Poles are stupid you know, i hear the same thing about Americans over and over again ...

    37. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Dr+Dodgy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget New Zealand girls have small tits and big arses

    38. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      insightfull my ass. this is about as mature as tagging every story with 'mafiaa'. grow up kiddies, and stop fucking stealing copyrighted work.

    39. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, Irish women are hot... for seacows.
      You don't know what you're talking about - come to Poland with a set of change underwear.

    40. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by MORB · · Score: 1

      French are rude

      I'm french and I think you're full of shit.

    41. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      You win this thread.

    42. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Here's a more simple solution: create an intranet site for all computer-related votes, then sent the URL in an e-mail. If they're savvy enough to get to the site, they're savvy enough to vote.

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    43. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      It is entirely possible to 'lock down' windows. It takes a bit longer, but ... well hey, it's doable, using much the same methodology of a Unix lockdown. Remove/Uninstall/Disable everything, and re-add once piece at a time when you know there's a definite need for it.

      Works fine on Windows too, with the plus point that you end up with a system that's vaguely stable.

      And almost no one does it. Not because it's impossible, but because 'locked down' Windows is a total pain to use. Where 'locked down Unix' you might not notice.

    44. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well there is one thing you can say about the current US administration, they certainly seem to be winning the 'War on Freedom and Democracy', neither one have been in as bad a state in the US for centuries, quite an achievement, you virtually have to go back to before the Declaration of Independence and the Madness of King George the third (must be something in the name) to find both Freedom and Democracy so threatened in the United States.

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    45. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by lmpeters · · Score: 1

      No way. You can be sure that some politician would find a way to award a no-bid contract to Diebold (or Diebold's successor) to build that voting site. And then for all matters technical, the big-business party would ALWAYS win.

    46. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by DrBdan · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of this comic....

      http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html

      check out the second comic on the page. heh.

    47. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      I don't think anybody has claimed potatoes yet, have they?

      Well the South Americans probably do, given the potato's origin :D

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    48. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      Obviously Italian women are extremely hotTER, but I will admit that Irish women are a very, very close second.

      *kneels* Please, God, send me one of each...

    49. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by gunnk · · Score: 1

      We're all clean and sober now

      This is where we loop back to the earlier threads about being Irish, isn't it?

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    50. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Americans are so easily manipulated.

      I will be if you say so.

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    51. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Jezter!*+$nothername · · Score: 1

      What I'm wating for now is for a defense lawyer for anyone accused of file sharing by the RIAA or MPAA to produce this document in court.
      From the report: The major file sharing programs have hidden features that allow all files on a host hard drive to be indexed and shared, unknowingly and unwittingly, by the owner of the machine.

      Defense attorney: "This is an authoritative document [ok, suspicions aside, think of this in the context of a court presentation for the defense] prepared by the USCPO, contributions from "experts" (etc., etc.,) discussing various P2P programs, such as the one that my client had installed on his/her machine to download (file$foo), and their shortcomings in respect of security and "hidden" features. They were completely unaware that the program search indexed their hard drive and offered the entire contents for outwards sharing. My client had (songs$foo) on the hard drive as he/she is partial to listening to music whilst using the pc and had made a compilation of songs from original cd's that he/she had legally purchased. As the report shows, there is a mechanism for sharing files through this P2P program that operates without either notification to nor the explicit approval of my client. I submit that my client had no intent of infringing copyright and indeed he/she had no idea that the files were being shared at all. I believe that the burden of proof that my client, deliberately and with intent, shared these files to the P2P network falls to the prosecution and that would require disproval of this report which, in part, relies quite heavily upon information and quotes supplied directly and indirectly from their own clients. The defense rests."

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    52. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by it074830-yanie · · Score: 1

      Not only Americans, everyone is this world sometimes behave stupid...

    53. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by asdilla · · Score: 1

      well..not all file sharing is bad rite?? we cannot blame the whole system when only one part is bad..isn't it?? it just based on how we handle the content of the file that we got..

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    54. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe what we want is for people to RTFM on some of the software they install on their machines.

      This is a modern world, and if people being elected into office can't keep up with it, they shouldn't be elected.

      According to your representitives, they don't even have time to actually read the bills they pass into law, so what makes you think they are going to bother reading the instructions on some new technology?

  3. children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    oh please wont someone think of the children

    1. Re:children by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are.

      Next up,

      Websites, email, and ftp are also bad for children, and a threat to national security.

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    2. Re:children by Aphex+Junkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are. Next up, Websites, email, and ftp are also bad for children, and a threat to national security. Just as I thought: gopher and USENET are safe for children and American as apple pie!
    3. Re:children by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Funny

      your comment has been deemed harmful to children and kittens.

      Do not leave your house, place your hands on the wall and wait, a mind correction team will be with you shortly...

    4. Re:children by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Ha!

      I got rid of my mind some time ago.

      Correct away!

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    5. Re:children by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      your comment has been deemed harmful to children and kittens.

      Do not leave your house, place your hands on the wall and wait, a mind correction team will be with you shortly...

      And remember, kids, every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates...

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    6. Re:children by Faylone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't encourage the pedophiles! Pedophiles, STOP thinking of the children!

    7. Re:children by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      Really?!? It's time to kill some kittens. That broad seriously needs to unwind!

    8. Re:children by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      "place your hands on the wall and wait" = "place ass in couch"?

  4. LAME! by balloonhead · · Score: 0, Redundant

    OMG think of the children the terrorists have won WTF

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  5. Hmm by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's good to know that RIAA and MPAA are willing to expend so much energy and money to educate our public officials. After all, we wouldn't want any extra freedoms to slip under the door.

    1. Re:Hmm by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reminds me of when my brother got busted with pot. He lost his car and about $3k in fines and court costs. My parents blamed pot. Although pot didn't do that to him the government did. Pot only ever got us high.

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    2. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Client-server architecture FTW!

    3. Re:Hmm by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      I know I'm not in the most sympathetic crowd for this kind of thing, but does anyone else find it irritating that as soon as anyone in power sides with the **AA on the copyright issue, they are guilty of corruption (or at the very least, brainwashing)? Could these human beings genuinely believe that copyright infringement is actually a problem?

      Granted though, these claims are both sensationalist and far-fetched. I mean, they've managed to invoke "the children" and "national security". Who can withstand THAT?

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    4. Re:Hmm by mpe · · Score: 1

      I know I'm not in the most sympathetic crowd for this kind of thing, but does anyone else find it irritating that as soon as anyone in power sides with the **AA on the copyright issue, they are guilty of corruption (or at the very least, brainwashing)? Could these human beings genuinely believe that copyright infringement is actually a problem?

      Except that their job is patents and trademarks. If these people want to say something about copyright they should do so as private individuals. An analogy would be if you bought a bus ticket and the driver gave a lecture about the safety of aircraft instead of driving the bus.

    5. Re:Hmm by pipatron · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I don't understand your analogy. Do you have one with cars?

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    6. Re:Hmm by Znork · · Score: 1

      "Could these human beings genuinely believe that copyright infringement is actually a problem?"

      If you genuinely believe that copyright infringement is a problem you've either failed to sufficiently research the issue or you're more interested in the growth of the percentage of wealth in certain pockets than the growth of wealth in the economy as a whole.

      IE, brainwashing or corruption.

    7. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though there is way more to this story than presented:

      It sounds like your brother did it to himself.

      Was he smoking pot?
      Yes: GOTO QUESTION2
      No: Yes, the gov't is ran by a bunch of whackos.

      QUESTION2:
      Is smoking pot illegal?
      Yes: GOTO QUESTION3
      No: It could have been laced with something more yummy or trafficing has come into play. More input needed.

      QUESTION3:
      If he wasn't smoking pot, would he have been somewhere else doing something constructive?
      Yes: Choices. This life is about choices. Choose wisely or have your shit repossessed. If you are going to fuck up, at least make and attempt to not be caught. Getting fucked up in a car is a great way to draw attention to yourself.
      No: GOTO QUESTION3

    8. Re:Hmm by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Wow! So he lost his car whilst he wasn't even driving it while high?

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    9. Re:Hmm by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      No it was taken from him for driving with a bag of pot.

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  6. good thing it's 80 pages by EllynGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    So we have a GOOD reason, for once, to comment without reading the article.

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    1. Re:good thing it's 80 pages by vivaoporto · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be new here. I thought this being Slashdot was the good reason.

    2. Re:good thing it's 80 pages by br0d · · Score: 1

      Another good reason: maybe we consider RIAA related threads to be automatic flamebait.

    3. Re:good thing it's 80 pages by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, I feel lazy now. I didn't even check to see how many pages it was.

  7. Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The ordinary pencil is, in our modern America, a flagrant excess that cannot be tolerated. Pencils can be used to copy national secrets from one piece of paper to another, and leave no identifying marks of any kind on the documents that have been copied. Their sharp ends can be used to gouge; children can inflict grevious rubber burns upon one another using the rubber end. Perhaps most shocking of all, the pencil graphite is conductive and could be used in any number of explosive devices where conductive elements are required.

    The Pencil manufacturing concerns of America, however, are resolved to work with the U.S. government to mitigate this crisis. Henceforth, all pencil purchases are tracked with a unique REAL ID-coordinated identifier. Authorized use of pencils will require a tiny microchip implanted under the skin of the right hand. A left-handed version of the chip is expected to be available before 2020--until then, pencil-using left-handed Americans will have to make the sacrifice of writing less legibly until the chip is available.

    Wow, I'm really bored today.

    1. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What bothers me about this report ... and everything like it which has been trotted out over the last few years ... is that people are expected to be stupid enough to believe it.

      I mean, how dumb do you have to be to believe that because children could be manipulated into violating the law by some evil website designer, this has ANYTHING to do with national security?

      Unless they think that when we fence off England and turn it into a giant prison island (I mean, they're already halfway there on the surveilance front) there won't be any young males left to fight our wars if we've put them all in jail for stealing copyrighted (copywrit?) items.

      These MAFIAA people don't think like I do, and that scares me because they obviously don't have the same moral (in terms of what's right and what's wrong, not anything religious) standards that I do ... and they seem determined to turn me into a criminal for some reason.

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    2. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Rycross · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well enough people seem to think that video games can influence children to break the law... I don't see why you think its such a huge logical leap to think the same for web sites. Its the same thing with people thinking Harry Potter or Dungeons and Dragons will encourage kids into witchcraft. Its sad, but people are stupid enough to believe it.

    3. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Elfboy · · Score: 1

      there won't be any young males left to fight our wars if we've put them all in jail for stealing copyrighted (copywrit?) items.

      or the more dastardly side of it that was used in the Vietnam draft era. Serve time or Serve your country.

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    4. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, with all the usual crap about myspace et al on local news stations over the past few years, parents freak out over their kids checking out some Christian bookstore with a page on Jesus... So what's to stop the average parent from being convinced that, no, myspace and file-sharing themselves don't turn people into baby eating, devil worshipping Nazi's...

      It'd be great to see a large scale campaign to inform people about how the net isn't all porn, child molesters, etc...

    5. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by paeanblack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its the same thing with people thinking Harry Potter or Dungeons and Dragons will encourage kids into witchcraft.

      Or MTV or Elvis or the Beatles or JRR Tolkien or William Powell or Jazz or Margaret Sanger or DH Lawrence or Mark Twain or Henry David Thoreau or Nathaniel Hawthorne, etc, etc, etc.

      Your children really will grow up in the same world you did, populated with the same idiots. So will your grandkids.

    6. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding, but traceable ink is actually being developed.

    7. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by kennykb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "there won't be any young males left to fight our wars if we've put them all in jail for stealing copyrighted (copywrit?) items."

      "Sentence suspended if you join the army."

    8. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by cptgrudge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your children really will grow up in the same world you did, populated with the same idiots. So will your grandkids.

      The Singularity can't come soon enough.

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    9. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      "What bothers me about this report ... and everything like it which has been trotted out over the last few years ... is that people are expected to be stupid enough to believe it."

      Don't kid yourself; people *are* stupid enough to believe it otherwise they wouldn't waste their money, especially politicians. To the rest of us within IQ above 80 it is insulting.

    10. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing I set the bar low with the "IQ of 80" comment considering my grammar and spelling mistakes in my last post.

    11. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

      At the risk of treading too close to Godwin's Law, what we have here is "The Big Lie" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lie): repeat a lie over and over (can you say "Weapons of Mass Destruction" or "Teach the Controversy"?) until it becomes familiar enough that the usual suspects accept it without overly worrying their little heads.

    12. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "they obviously don't have the same moral...standards that I do ... and they seem determined to turn me into a criminal for some reason."

      Welcome to the state.

      This is the nature of the state: "You do everything we tell you and give us everything you have, and we'll protect you from the bad people inside and outside our borders. And if there aren't any bad people, we'll make some."

      This is how it's done.

      Not enough "drug dealers" in prison - so start making everybody who owns a gun, smokes, reads the Koran, or downloads music to be a criminal.

      Anything will do - it doesn't matter. Just rev up some "moral outrage" or whatever and start labeling some group of people as "criminals", "degenerates", "threats" and "terrorists". Every primate will buy into it, because every primate wants to be on the side of the hierarchical authority. It's hardwired into your primate brain.

      Eventually EVERYBODY is labelled to some degree - and you control it all. And everybody lets you - except for the REAL malcontents like me.

      Go watch "V for Vendetta" again - especially the scene where Sutler is screaming, "I want EVERYBODY to remember WHY THEY NEED US!"

      That movie is the most important movie ever made (that I can remember anyway.) It lays the process and nature of the state out completely in scenes anybody can understand.

      Especially watch the scene where Evey loses her fear - THAT is the most important scene ever filmed.

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    13. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Easier. Just make each graphite lead unique by embedding a suitable microtaggant into the material; perhaps based on DNA molecules, perhaps some unique hologram microdots, perhaps something like this... - and correlate the serial number of each pencil with the ID number of the purchaser.

      Think of the children.

      Trust the Computer. It's your friend.

    14. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Joe Camel shoves cigarettes into young children's mouths.

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    15. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Its the same thing with people thinking Harry Potter or Dungeons and Dragons will encourage kids into witchcraft. Its sad, but people are stupid enough to believe it.

      I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Did you say some people are religious enough to believe it?

    16. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unless they think that when we fence off England and turn it into a giant prison island ....

      No need to do so -- all they have to do is return Australia to its original purpose. And it's much bigger.

      Old joke:

      An american entering Australia is asked by a customs official, "Do you have a criminal record?"
      The American replies, "I wasn't aware that was still a requirement."

  8. They're going for the high score! by Rycross · · Score: 5, Funny

    So they busted out the old terrorist chesnut and "Think of the children?" All they needed was to add something about immorality (implying Christian morality), and they would have had a perfect score.

    1. Re:They're going for the high score! by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bird flu. Don't forget the bird flu.

    2. Re:They're going for the high score! by rthille · · Score: 1

      Hey, bird flu is on my mind today. I spent this morning pulling dead pigeons, maggots & bird-nest out of the eaves of my house today....

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    3. Re:They're going for the high score! by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      And anthrax.

    4. Re:They're going for the high score! by bjourne · · Score: 1

      Easy for you to say. If the allies had done enough to stop the file-sharers the Holocaust might have never happened. Think about it.

    5. Re:They're going for the high score! by omeomi · · Score: 1

      And don't forget gay marriage and abortion...

    6. Re:They're going for the high score! by Eiron · · Score: 1

      And if you don't believe file-sharing is a problem, that makes you a Holocaust denier, you anti-semitic bastard.

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    7. Re:They're going for the high score! by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I already covered that with immorality (lack of Christian morals). :)

    8. Re:They're going for the high score! by omeomi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh yeah, I forgot. Maybe because I've been a Christian my whole life, and "morals" to me are generally based around forgiving and helping other people. Sometimes I forget that the evangelists define "morals" as hating gays and abortions. Silly me...

    9. Re:They're going for the high score! by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Well there's Christian morals and theres "Christian" morals. Trust me I understand the two very well.

    10. Re:They're going for the high score! by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      or at least a trifecta

    11. Re:They're going for the high score! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I think the homophobic Marine General was on this panel?

    12. Re:They're going for the high score! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that comes under peer to peer sharing of an infected file, or possibly leeching...

    13. Re:They're going for the high score! by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      They forgot to mention the terrible effects that file sharing is having on global warming and climate change!

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  9. Security of what? by LoudMusic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    File Sharing -- Harmful to Children and a Threat to National Security

    [snip] ... Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge. File sharing? Sounds like ignorance about security is the real threat. And they're in charge of security? We are so fucked.
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    1. Re:Security of what? by synjck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it's analogous to say "guns are a threat to national security" or "airplanes are a threat to national security."

      as always, personal responsibility is brushed aside in the name of hype.

    2. Re:Security of what? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0

      Guns and aeroplanes are both a threat to national security. The solution, of course, is for 'us' to make sure we have more of both than 'they' do. If file sharing networks are also a threat, then the solution must be for the DoD to invest in building a lot more of them.

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    3. Re:Security of what? by Kamots · · Score: 1

      The real issue here is why do systems with classified information have access to anything other than a tightly controlled internal network?

      Where I work, having classified information on an "open" computer is a good way to have all sorts of fun with departments you don't want to have fun with :P

      Maybe instead of blaming file-sharing networks, the report should have focused on the horrible security policies in place that allowed this to occur? But then, that wouldn't support special interests, would it? Bah, I'm getting ever more cynical :/

    4. Re:Security of what? by evought · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed, where I used to work (Pentagon), an Air Force officer used a floppy to transfer an unclassified Word Document from the isolated classified network to the open unclassified network. The Word document had scooped up random classified data from the hard drive in its buffers.

      When DISA was done, they had scrubbed half a dozen "contaminated" systems, carted the guy off to Leavenworth, and left a mark on the section's record (too many of those and its *very* bad for everyone working in the section).

      In these cases, I do not know why:

      1. The systems had classified data and were hooked to the Internet. That alone should land people in jail.
      2. The employees had permission to install *anything* on the system. Unless they were administrators, that would have counted as a violation of security by itself, and if they were administrators, doing anything unauthorized should have had them canned. I had to go through hoops just to install new tools on development machines.
      3. The employees were not jailed with no questions asked. I guarantee that would put a stop to the practice.
      4. The whole section was not audited, leading to immediate correction of the above.

      Requirements when we set up an off-site Secret test facility were no less strict and a single violation would have cost the right to operate it. I really have to wonder how lax things have gotten. It also makes me very nervous about the government's insistence of late on creating large integrated databases. Even if I trusted them to use the data ethically (I don't) I do not have confidence that they could secure it adequately.

    5. Re:Security of what? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Somewhere deep in the Dept of Homeland Security, a bored shift worker sits at his desk...

      "I think I'll download some music to help me get through the day. One of those funky peer apps should do the trick."

      ten minutes later...

      "Which folder do I want to share? Um, not the music one, they'll notice the bandwidth. I'll just share this 'secrets' folder. That'll keep the secret."

    6. Re:Security of what? by PW2 · · Score: 1

      The guy went to jail for something Word did?

    7. Re:Security of what? by Vombatus · · Score: 1

      Well, the poster wanted people to go to jail without any questions being asked, so what do you expect?

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    8. Re:Security of what? by lmpeters · · Score: 1

      If I were left alone with [insert unpopular U.S. official here], and if I were inclined to do so, I could kill him with my bare hands. Does that mean that hands are a threat to national security? Should we force people to wear padded mittens at all times, so they can't kill with their hands? Should we cut off people's hands if they break the mitten rule?

    9. Re:Security of what? by evought · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Technically, the offense was moving data between the networks *at all* without authorization. Someone has to sanitize data which is transferred. For binary formats, that means going through it with a hex editor. There were very good reasons to stick to text formats. The people who wrote the rule new about the possible problems with binary data; the person who broke it did not know enough to understand the consequences--- and therefore should not have done it.

      We had a blast when we declassified the source code to the system we were working on. The program handled highly classified data, but there was no reason the algorithms themselves had to be controlled. The Air Force stood to save money by maintaining the code off-site in a non-classified facility. But every line of every file had to be gone through by an authorized person before it could be cleared and it was a large system.

      We handled WINTEL data, which meant that it could be used to identify people in the field, people who could die (or worse) if their identities were compromised. Stupid mistakes like moving data without authorization undo all of the precautions we went to to protect that data and the people who collected it. I took my job very seriously and so did many of the people there.

      And yes, when people brazenly break protocol when handling sensitive data, I think they should go to jail, the exception being protection for whistle-blowers.

      Contrast that with the casual treatment of Valerie Plame.

    10. Re:Security of what? by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you haven't worked in the field, never had to scrub systems that have had a higher classification introduced to them than authorized, or never worked in an office where telephones and unclassified computer connections have to be at least 6 feet away from classified computers, and all the computers are labelled with several stickers, and each computer has security levels plastered on every screen, just so you aren't to one idiot who puts classified info on the unclassified computer next to all the classified ones?

      And yes, I realize that was a really long run-on sentence...for emphasis.

    11. Re:Security of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were left alone with [insert unpopular U.S. official here],

      Are there many popular ones left?

      and if I were inclined to do so, I could kill him with my bare hands. Does that mean that hands are a threat to national security?

      It depends if "pest control" is good or bad for national security...

      Should we force people to wear padded mittens at all times, so they can't kill with their hands? Should we cut off people's hands if they break the mitten rule?

      How would having no hands stop crazy officials starting wars?

    12. Re:Security of what? by ticktickboom · · Score: 1

      people are a threat to national security, and anything free

    13. Re:Security of what? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Indeed, where I used to work (Pentagon), an Air Force officer used a floppy to transfer an unclassified Word Document from the isolated classified network to the open unclassified network. The Word document had scooped up random classified data from the hard drive in its buffers.

      This is a known problem with MS Word which has been there for a long time (of course if this kind of bug were present in an OSS program it wouldn't still be there over a decade after it was first found).

      In these cases, I do not know why:

      1. The systems had classified data and were hooked to the Internet. That alone should land people in jail.
      2. The employees had permission to install *anything* on the system. Unless they were administrators, that would have counted as a violation of security by itself, and if they were administrators, doing anything unauthorized should have had them canned. I had to go through hoops just to install new tools on development machines.


      If anything the second is a far more serious problem that the first as well as making the first a lot more of a risk that it would otherwise be.

      3. The employees were not jailed with no questions asked. I guarantee that would put a stop to the practice.
      4. The whole section was not audited, leading to immediate correction of the above.


      Those who needed jailing might well include the officers/managers who allowed such a situation to occur.

      It also makes me very nervous about the government's insistence of late on creating large integrated databases. Even if I trusted them to use the data ethically (I don't) I do not have confidence that they could secure it adequately.

      Especially when the data is ment to be used for identification and/or authentication purposes.

  10. Wait-- children AND terr'ists? by markbt73 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's two-- two-- two scare tactics in one!

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    1. Re:Wait-- children AND terr'ists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you wrote the word "two" three times!!!

  11. Not the real issue.... by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job

    It sounds like the network administrators in said "governmental offices" should take the precautions neccessary to police the bandwidth. Furthermore, any environment in which said p2p applications are capable of leaking any private information need to be under closer scrutiny.

    Don't blame the p2p networks for the actions and negligence of those in control of their own computer infrastructure.

    A decade ago, the idea that copyright infringement could become a threat to national security would have seemed implausible. Now, it is a sad reality.

    Since when is copyright infringement, and not massively-propagating worms and keyloggers, the problem for national security. The latter causes FAR more breeches of personal identity information and credentials.

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    1. Re:Not the real issue.... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

      It sounds like the network administrators in said "governmental offices" should take the precautions neccessary to police the bandwidth. Furthermore, any environment in which said p2p applications are capable of leaking any private information need to be under closer scrutiny.

      Yeah, imagine if they had p2p in Star Wars:

      FULL DEATH STAR PLANS!!!NO KIDDING!!!!.R2D | DroidFile | 5.1 Gb
      deathstarschematics.r2d | DroidFile | 5.1 Gb
      Death Star 1of20.r2d | DroidFile | 250 Mb

    2. Re:Not the real issue.... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Have you got any videos in Bocce?

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    3. Re:Not the real issue.... by mpe · · Score: 1

      It sounds like the network administrators in said "governmental offices" should take the precautions neccessary to police the bandwidth. Furthermore, any environment in which said p2p applications are capable of leaking any private information need to be under closer scrutiny.

      Actually the software shouldn't even be capable of running on the machines in the first place. Unfortunatly Windows still appears to be playing "catchup" with unix type systems when it comes to the concept of execute permissions and filesystem options to override file permissions.

    4. Re:Not the real issue.... by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is Windows that is playing catch-up, but rather Windows admins. You can set read/write/execute permissions to files and/or folders (with the option to have sub-folders inherit parent folders permissions) for individual users or groups that users can be added to. Actually very similar to how Unix handles permissions. The thing is, most Windows admins I have seen are too lazy/indifferent/ignorant to take the time to set this sort of environment up properly. Much more common is to simply give the "everyone" group all permissions to all things. It might take a little more effort out the box than Unix, but Windows has perfectly adequate tools for setting up a properly controlled environment.

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  12. Classified info by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The threat to national security is not the file sharing software it's the asshats who have access to classifed documents,who are installing Kazaa on their government owned work computers. You could just as likely leave a few thumbdrives with trojans sitting around where these guys have lunch.

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    1. Re:Classified info by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This is indeed the root of the matter. Why is it even possible to copy this data to a computer? They should be accessing it through an application that doesn't even let them do so. I mean, if you want security, you have to design for it.

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    2. Re:Classified info by Rycross · · Score: 1

      So.... DRM?

    3. Re:Classified info by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So.... DRM?

      This is precisely what "trusted computing" is actually useful for.

      There ARE times in which your computer should not trust you! These are times in which it's not really your computer - which is to say, when it belongs to your employer. And double-extra-when your employer is the government and you have access to classified information.

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    4. Re:Classified info by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The other question questions are "Why are machines with classified data able to access the internet? And why did users have permissions to install said software?"

      NISPOM chapter 8 specifies the requirements for a classified machine.

      Whenever I set up a classified net, one of the last things I do before I get certified is to yank the internet connection. All classified nets should be physically isolated.

      Also, all software changes to a classified computer must be logged. Ordinary users should not have permissions to install such items, and any attempt to do so should be logged as a potential security risk. I would think that the network/sysadmins of these systems are NOT doing their job properly.

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    5. Re:Classified info by Rycross · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just making sure that we're on the same page. I actually agree :) Although its kind of frustrating that a potentially useful technology is being used in a futile effort to make sure that we don't copy the latest new pop song. Its kinda like pandora's box: yeah, theres some good stuff in there at the bottom, but you have to let all the crap out as well.

    6. Re:Classified info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is indeed the root of the matter. Why is it even possible to copy this data to a computer? They should be accessing it through an application that doesn't even let them do so.
      You don't seem to realise that in some departments (think CIA), nearly EVERYTHING is classified, right down to emails inviting your colleagues out for a drink tonight. Make data access too restrictive and they won't get any work done at all. Well, maybe you think that would be a good thing... :)

      The trivial solution is simply to have anyone caught doing this crap publicly executed, preferably by wild horses or flaying alive or some such. These people are stupid enough to think it's a good idea to install Kazaa on their work computer. For the good of the human race, we cannot risk letting them breed.
    7. Re:Classified info by br0d · · Score: 1

      The threat to national security is not the file sharing software it's the asshats who have access to classifed documents,who are installing Kazaa on their government owned work computers.

      Those people are serious idiots, but the real problem is a lot more insidious...people are not installing private applications on company computers so much as installing private applications on private computers and then connecting those private computers to company resources via either VPN/extranet or sneakernet (laptops.) This problem is pervasive and promises to be one of the largest security challenges going forward.

      Haha I said "going forward"

    8. Re:Classified info by Squeeself · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is why Linus' views on DRM are a good thing, imho. While DRM in 90% of circumstances is just plain evil, there are definitely legitimate uses that are highly beneficial to everyone. These uses need to be encouraged and promoted, rather than RIAA/MPAA/MS/Apple/etc. DRM 'solutions.' Companies should be allowed to say how machines, documents, etc. are used. Security being only one of the reasons.

    9. Re:Classified info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our classified computers aren't even hooked up to the intertubes. Some sort of government requirement for contractors.

    10. Re:Classified info by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      Remember the Pentagon Papers were classified. Classified information should be protected, but if you end up with an official secrets act, esp. a mechanically enforced one pr you have a real problem.

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    11. Re:Classified info by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      "Whenever I set up a classified net, one of the last things I do before I get certified is to yank the internet connection. "

      !?! do you plug it back as soon as is certified !?!

    12. Re:Classified info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DRM is fine as long as you or your employer has the keys. I don't believe the FSF organization is against using DRM code, they're against large corporations in control of your data and the fact that the box is no longer yours/the owner of the box. In fact, some governments are against trusted computing. You can also see this with EFI's acceptance problem since it was built with trusted computing in mind, which ironically could make it a security risk. The big companies want to control your data with keys and revocation lists, they don't seem to care much about the actual security that people want.

    13. Re:Classified info by mpe · · Score: 1

      The trivial solution is simply to have anyone caught doing this crap publicly executed, preferably by wild horses or flaying alive or some such. These people are stupid enough to think it's a good idea to install Kazaa on their work computer. For the good of the human race, we cannot risk letting them breed.

      There's also the problem of whoever though it was a good idea to have machines where it was possible for ordinary users to install arbitrary programs.

    14. Re:Classified info by mpe · · Score: 1

      Those people are serious idiots, but the real problem is a lot more insidious...people are not installing private applications on company computers so much as installing private applications on private computers and then connecting those private computers to company resources via either VPN/extranet or sneakernet (laptops.) This problem is pervasive and promises to be one of the largest security challenges going forward.

      The problem is more that a "personal computer" is the wrong tool for the job. What's actually needed is some kind of terminal, probably one capable of graphics and including a good cipher machine.

    15. Re:Classified info by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

      Whenever I set up a classified net, one of the last things I do before I get certified is to yank the internet connection. All classified nets should be physically isolated.

      The Internet connection, yeah, but think of all the fun you could have running BitTorrent over SIPRnet... Speaking of which could whoever has MissileLaunchCodes.tar.gz and cowboyneal_fbi_dossier.pdf please re-seed them?

  13. Dumbass government workers by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    """
    as well as cites a 2005 Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge.
    """

    I don't think this is the fault of file-sharing programs. It's more the profound stupidity of the government worker. I mean seriously, making info public when secret docs are lying around!?!? Perhaps the government should work more on enforcing existing policies instead of putting the blame (falsely) elsewhere.

    1. Re:Dumbass government workers by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should try installing a goddamn FIREWALL on their networks, and block all outgoing ports by default. If a P2P program can access outside resources, so can some real malware.

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    2. Re:Dumbass government workers by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      No shit! Wasn't there a story a while back about almost all of the government agencies not passing some cyber security test? Perhaps this is some fallout and they're trying to limit there own responsibility.

  14. Class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > Wow, I'm really bored today.

    If you produce that level of satire as a result, please be bored more often ;-)

  15. Some ISSO and SAs should lose their jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "2005 Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge"

    Applications must be thoroughly reviewed and only installed per authorized usage on secured systems. Somebody needs to be fired over this.

    Jim

  16. Not only that..... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also may cause dizziness, insomnia, psoraisis, and the Creeping Crimean Crud.

    The cause of the fall of the Roman Empire? File sharing.

    JFK's assassins? File sharers.

    Besides, file sharing isn't mentioned in the Bible, so it must be forbidden by God.

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    1. Re:Not only that..... by Haeleth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides, file sharing isn't mentioned in the Bible, so it must be forbidden by God.
      Well, there's all that stuff about "render unto seeders"... :P

      (And the Feeding of the N-thousand, of course; if Jesus is going to go round making thousands of unauthorized copies of someone else's bread, he can hardly send you to hell for sharing a few tracks, now, can he?)
    2. Re:Not only that..... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Well, there's all that stuff about "render unto seeders"...

            I swear to you I can see the parable of the (mustard) seed having something to do with BitTorrent.

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    3. Re:Not only that..... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      (And the Feeding of the N-thousand, of course; if Jesus is going to go round making thousands of unauthorized copies of someone else's bread, he can hardly send you to hell for sharing a few tracks, now, can he?)

      I'm pretty sure that the bread and fish was in the public domain.....Viacom let the copyright lapse.

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    4. Re:Not only that..... by alexjohnc3 · · Score: 1

      God hates file sharers.

    5. Re:Not only that..... by ndege · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the unauthorized duplication of the fish too. What if it was genetically modified? Can these pirated copies be trusted? Where is the Genuine Advantage fish anyway?

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    6. Re:Not only that..... by Gryle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't Christ get the death penalty for stuff like that? *ducks*

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    7. Re:Not only that..... by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      You know the fishermen subsequently sued him right, it's in the back.

    8. Re:Not only that..... by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Nah, "he spilled his seed on the ground"

  17. Chicken Little by macdaddy357 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
    Oh, and while we're at it, Wolf! Woooooooooooooolf!

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    1. Re:Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wolf mysteriously falls on macdaddy357 from 30,000 feet.

    2. Re:Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it isn't the sky thats falling its your rights falling off the page of you countries priorities.

      -Phil

  18. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Recently, Paper has also been called into question.

    If you take a heavy-stock piece of high quality paper, fold it into quarters, grasp the edges, and slam your arm down to force air through the middle flap, you can create a sound that will stop an airport in its tracks.

    The Etch-A-Sketch brand has been revived and is being offered as a paper-replacement tool, but Microsoft has expressed doubt that the One Etch-a-Sketch Per Child program will work.

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  19. There's no patch for human stupidity by cl191 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge."
    How about changing the title to: Human Stupidity-a Threat to National Security?

    1. Re:There's no patch for human stupidity by rupert0 · · Score: 1

      Running Windows+being stupid a Threat to National Security?

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  20. Threat to our children? Did you read the summary? by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is farking hillarious!!!!

    They say that file sharing is a "threat to our children", but did you read WHY?

    * that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic,


    So... it's file sharing's fault that the RIAA looks like profiteering litigious bastards for suing a dozen teenage kids. Somehow, file sharing made them do it

    I can't believe I just read that.

    gah.

    I'm moving to the Czech Republic or something.

    Stew
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  21. Patent Office? by failure-man · · Score: 1

    What do they have to do with this? Get back to rubber-stamping that patent on the two-dimensional pointer array. Go now, before congress yells at you for not rubber-stamping enough!

  22. bogus and reality check by drDugan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So the "harmful to children" line is completely bogus. LOTS of stuff is harmful to children. That is why parents have to take some responsibility to protect their kids. ... Oh, think of the children. Yes, think just how terrible it will be to grow up under information tyranny.

    The second line is much most interesting. p2p really IS a threat to the nation state system. More generally, free information exchange will erode the power of the state significantly. Lots of people all freely sharing information will mean the whole concept of countries starts to break down. If everyone can get all the information they need from anywhere across the globe and across borders, why do we need those borders still? To protect the physical resources? Hardly. Information is the last (latest) great resource humanity has stumbled upon and now people are making Googles of money doling it out, just like the oil barons, and other folks who have controlled major resources in the past.

    The really cool thing about information is that you don't loose it when you copy it, so there CAN NEVER be scarcity of information (at least long term) UNLESS the laws and the state artificially support systems to create information scarcity. WHY WOULD HUMANS CHOOSE THAT? Quite simply, they won't, when they fully understand the choice. p2p works directly against the idea that information should be artificially maintained as a scarce resource by laws, and hence, it gives the 'ole thhhhbbbtbtbtbt to the nation state and the lynch pins of it's power and ability to control the people.

    Life is a such beautiful thing. It unfolds exactly as it should. This is good.

    1. Re:bogus and reality check by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Beautiful rhetoric, but innacurate.

      Actual resources are far more important than information. Information won't feed or clothe me, it won't quench my thirst, and it won't give me materials to build a roof over my head.

      Furthermore, people will chose to put artificial limits on information if there is a choice between having that information with restrictions, or not having the information at all. Whether the dichotomy exists and in what situations is very much up for debate.

      And lets not forget that the "information" being traded here is, by a vast majority, entertainment. Its not stuff thats going to help you our in life, other than blowing off stress.

    2. Re:bogus and reality check by drDugan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I disagree. Information is far more valuable that physical resources. With the right information, we know which trees grow food, how and where to grow them, and when and how to harvest them, also which plants grow (just like weeds) that we can weave and wear, and how to build the best structures with available materials. Rinse and repeat for most all of the physical resources people need.

      The choice between ignorance and tyranny is a false choice, provided by those who wish to control your access to information in order to take money and energy from you.

      I strongly disagree with the implication that just because some information has "entertainment" value that it is of a lower class or less important than other information. Who are you to judge what someone else values and why? You might consider reading more about myths and how they have evolved over time - and learn how stories are the transport layer for the structure of civilizations. Do you think people who make movies do so only to distract us from our "more important" business pursuits? Wow.

    3. Re:bogus and reality check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the "harmful to children" line is completely bogus. LOTS of stuff is harmful to children. That is why parents have to take some responsibility to protect their kids. ... Oh, think of the children. Yes, think just how terrible it will be to grow up under information tyranny.

      From the description in the summary of the report, it seems to me that responsible parents wouldn't help against what they describe. How will parents taking responsibility to protect their kids make it so that the children don't dislike the RIAA and don't consider them antagonistic and litigious? The problem here is that the paper has a completely bizarre conception of harm to children.

      To use the pencil analogy that others here have used, the report isn't just complaining that children might be stabbed by pencils. It is also complaining that children might read about pencil stabbings and decide that society must have problems.

    4. Re:bogus and reality check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To use one of your examples, which is more important in your eyes, information on how to grow and harvest your own food or the latest hit song or movie? You can't honestly tell me that "information" created for entertainment is as valuable as information that allows you to survive. You may be entertained, but you're gonna starve.

    5. Re:bogus and reality check by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to respond with a question, but have you watched any movies recently? They're just the retelling of stories from a bygone time. There may be some differences here and there, but it really is all the same.

      Maybe future generations will be interested about how our people dressed twenty generations from now. They hopefully won't need to know about our mating habits.

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    6. Re:bogus and reality check by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Information on how to grow food, how to weave, and how to build structures is absolutely useless unless you have the raw materials to utilize it. Wars are fought over physical resources. I don't know of a single war that was fought over information.

      Tyranny and ignorance exist along a continuum. Even the writers of the American constitution foresaw that there may be a need for information to be treated as goods through law, and thus they wrote it into the constitution. The idea being that it was for a limited time. But the fact of the matter is, in most cases, you get a higher quality of information if someone is able to devote all their time to creating or pursuing it. There are many ways to make it so that said person can devote all their time without starving. Copyright is one of them. Whether it is good and useful is for us to decide, but to proclaim it as simple tyranny is hyperbole. It sounds good and noble, but its a thin rhetoric without meat.

      And I strongly disagree that all information is equal. Yes, I place entertainment at a lower importance than something like knowledge of how to perform heart surgery. What gives me this right? I'm a human being, and thus I have the right to my opinion. You're free to disagree with me of course. Personally, I think your explanation of why entertainment is important information is hollow. I don't think we need movies to transport the structure of our civilization.

      I think people who make movies do so to either make money or art. Art is great, because it allows us to explore our own humanity. But if you ask me if I think swapping around copies of the latest blockbuster movie is a noble pursuit, I'd have to look at you funny and say "Of course not."

      But whatever makes you feel like a champion of justice. I suspect that this rhetoric just makes geeks feel empowered, which is why I hear it on slashdot.

    7. Re:bogus and reality check by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      also which plants grow (just like weeds) that we can weave and wear,

      An... an... make ROPE, man! We need plants to make ROPE! An... An... I know the answer, dude. I do. It's pot, man. Or hemp, anyway. But the deal is, see, even if you can't make rope with pot...

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    8. Re:bogus and reality check by J_Doh! · · Score: 1

      Checkmate. Well put. One of the most intelligent things I have read on Slashdot.

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    9. Re:bogus and reality check by blank_vlad · · Score: 2, Funny

      I strongly disagree with the implication that just because some information has "entertainment" value that it is of a lower class or less important than other information.
      Hmm, you're the person who goes around Wikipedia tacking on those vapid "Foo in Popular Culture" sections to every article, aren't you? I can't imagine how many people's lives were improved by that kind of information because I have trouble visualizing a null set.
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    10. Re:bogus and reality check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      but you have to have the land to grow the crops and trees on. information without an opportunity to utilize it is totally useless.

      if you know how to grow a good potato crop, it doesnt do you much good if someone else can kick you off the land that's suitable to grow it on.

      physical resources and information are complimentary. can you imagine how screwed MacGuyver would have been without a tube sock, matchbook, toenail clippings, sodium hypochlorite, wire and a used condom?

    11. Re:bogus and reality check by drDugan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Information drives actions, and information drives what resources we need; thus, information is quite useful when you have no resources: it helps you get them. Mostly the idea of "no resources" is artificial, because it comes from a model of scarcity. In all places where humans live there are resources, by definition. Without food and water, all the people die or leave in about 2 weeks. Read up on Maslow.
      As for wars, information is a critical part of what people fight over. Ever hear of all the "intelligence" failures that lead to Iraq? The whole case for war and all the reasons the US attacked were based within information.

      I agree, tyranny and ignorance exist along a continuum. There is a huge middle ground that we can rest in where people will be happy. There is no need to chose one to avoid the other. Copyright, in principle is sound as an idea, the way it was initially framed. But in practice today, (c) is completely out of control. To lose access to information for a time period of (life of the author + 70 or 95 years), given a median human lifespan of about 70 years... this is effectively information tyranny. The information is never available for use in your lifespan. Your assertions that statements I write are "rhetoric" seem childish and transparent - they do not help your case.

      I never asserted that all information is equal. It is clearly not. You put relative value of information in one class that you defined as lower than other categories. There is not one axis of value, but even if there were, each person would get to assign value to information, as they want. Who defined what information is in what category? You? RIAA? ISP filtering software? I don't accept your categorization of "entertainment" and you shouldn't accept my categories or values. As such, I reject your relative value scheme. Each individual has their own values.

      Most movies are both art and business: very big $ business, and a remarkable art form. I don't judge what information private individuals want to exchange with each other. Who said anything about any of this being noble?

    12. Re:bogus and reality check by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to respond with a question, but have you watched any movies recently? They're just the retelling of stories from a bygone time. There may be some differences here and there, but it really is all the same. You should try some torrents for refreshment.
  23. priceless by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Windows XP SP2 - $83
    • Mac Tiger OSX - $129
    • Half life 2 - $29.99
    • 20Gb of music - ~$2000
    • Getting all of the above with p2p - Free
    • Murdering children and bringing to a halt the fabric of modern society - Priceless
    • ?????
    • Profit!
    For this and everything else, there's Bittorrent
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    1. Re:priceless by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      You forgot drowning kittens.

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  24. Harmful to children by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Which is to say that, of course, music and movies depicting or narrating gangbangers pimping hoes, killing rivals/cops/etc, and committing various other crimes are not harmful to children.

    Hmmm... well at least their glass houses get a lot of light.

  25. Glad I'm no kid today by crassico · · Score: 0

    Maybe I am, but if by the time I was 12 it'was as easy as today to download full pr0n movies, I would surely have missed some things good.

    1. Re:Glad I'm no kid today by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Hell, if it was possible, I would have been doing it rather than wasting all my time trying to figure out some way to do it.

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    2. Re:Glad I'm no kid today by crassico · · Score: 0

      I see no trolling at all. I was trying to make a joke, but forgot the humour on the table

  26. Many of the classified documents on p2p networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are merely bogus with repetitive loops of non-classified material.

    In fact, when a classified document becomes particularly popular, the CIA floods the network with bogus info and entire documents of redacted text.

  27. everyone knows how stupid this is... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    What it is really saying is how stupid those who are promoting it really are.
    Or maybe they are just being deceptive, mostly to themselves.

    Guess what, I just shared a file... the one this message is contained in.
    what method of sharing has nothing to do with any arguement.

    I've recently used FTP to download, http to download, even ssh to edit my own site which is sharing files eveytime someone access it.

    I have also used bittorrent recently to download dynebolic and other linux distros as well as watched and saved some videos from youtube.

    I've sent some CDs (linux) to friends, etc...

    So My question is when are we going to take the computers away from those who preceive them and their use to be bad? And lets niot for get about their cars too.....

    1. Re:everyone knows how stupid this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even ssh to edit my own site which is sharing files eveytime someone access it.

      I agree with some of what you said and... No offense but your site is evidence in support of censorship or outlawing the free exchange of information.

  28. Hmmm... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wouldn't it be better to say:

    "Government Employees - A Threat to Children and National Security"

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by kocsonya · · Score: 1

      Mr Rives, your attitude has been noted!

  29. File sharing on the job?? by mad_psych0 · · Score: 1

    For the Federal Government, this threat became manifest during 2005, when the Department of Homeland Security warned all Federal Agencies that government employees or contractors who had installed filesharing programs on their home or work computers had repeatedly compromised national and military security by "sharing" files containing sensitive or classified data. These users probably did intend to use these programs to download popular music, movies, software or games. But it seems highly unlikely that any of them intended to compromise national or military security for the sake of "free music." The only thing scary about this is the fact that there are people with access to documents that could compromise national security that a) store them on their personal home computers, and/or b) are to daft to figure out how to figure a p2p client to share specific folders instead of their whole computer.

    1. Re:File sharing on the job?? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Ignorant wuld be the correct term, not daft.

      Let see, you have an account, doesn't really like computers outside his email and spreadsheet.
      Probably not the most savy technical person in the world.

      Of course, why the documents aren't on a locked down system is a problem, but not the fault of that particular worker.

      Probably because they are short staffed so they need to work 70 hours a week and want to actually see there kids.

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  30. Paper -- Harmful to Children etc. by Looce · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to outlaw conventional paper and force the use of PDF documents everywhere.

    Think of how many times you have cut your finger on the edge of rough paper. And now, can you tell me that paper is harmless to children and not a threat to national security? I don't think so.

    I, for one, think this law will enable greater national security and protect the children from harm.

  31. If the risks are so great... by Mortimer82 · · Score: 1

    We may as well move all the children into special homes where they can't do anything to harm themselves, in fact we will do the whole human race a favor and keep them drugged so they don't do anything stupid.

    I am too angry at the audacity of this statement to try justify why it so insanely stupid, you can't blame technology when stupid/ignorant/careless people are to blame. For a poor attempt at an analogy, should we also ban the use of motor vehicles because of all the fatalities each year from them?

    1. Re:If the risks are so great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh you will give them ideas - I guess I will have to switch to bottled water now

  32. File sharing doesn't kill people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A recent report from the US Patent office calls peer-to-peer file sharing harmful to children and a threat to national security.

    File sharing doesn't kill people. People kill people.

    If we ban people first, I'm pretty sure file sharing will be a complete non-threat to either children or national security. If we ban file sharing first, I'm pretty sure children and national security will both be in just about as much danger as they're in today.

  33. This is merely an example of iggerunce. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The fact is, most government officials were adults and very busy before personal computers were common. Since they have been so busy with their careers they have had little time to educate themselves about technology. It isn't exactly correct to call them ignorant, because that's too respectful. More precisely, they are iggerunt.

    Remember, Ted Turner, the founder of CNN, called the Time-Warner merger with AOL, "better than sex". Immediately after, the combined company lost 88 billion dollars because of the deal. Quote from the linked article: "AOL reported a loss of nearly $100bn for 2002, after a loss of $44.9bn for the final three months of the year."

    Ted Turner is a smart guy, but he was iggerunt about technology.

    The proper response to "Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property and Director of the USPTO" Jon W. Dudas is, "Dude, you're fired."

    1. Re:This is merely an example of iggerunce. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, Ted Turner, the founder of CNN, called the Time-Warner merger with AOL, "better than sex". (...) Ted Turner is a smart guy, but he was iggerunt about technology.

      ... or maybe he just likes his sex very rough!

    2. Re:This is merely an example of iggerunce. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

      You will no doubt agree that an 88 billion dollar loss is very rough.

    3. Re:This is merely an example of iggerunce. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      88 billion dollars can certainly buy you a lot of sex, too!

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  34. Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My Gringo friends your country is more and more sounding like a dictatorship of the New World Order (NWO).

    President Kennedy wanned you all about this check the video.

    America and the world are really in a mess.

    1. Re:Warning by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      President Kennedy wanned you all about this check the video.

      That wouldn't be the same President Kennedy who uttered the immortal fascist slogan "Ask not what your country can do for YOU, ask what you cn do for YOUR COUNTRY?" would it?

      The one who started the Vietnam military action?

      Just checking. (Last time I looked, that was the only US President Kennedy around, despite tries by two of his brothers.)

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    2. Re:Warning by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Kennedy starting the Vietnam military action would be a bit bizarre, given that as Eisenhower was president at the time.

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    3. Re:Warning by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Kennedy starting the Vietnam military action would be a bit bizarre, given that as Eisenhower was president at the time.

      On Eisenhower's watch the Geneva Conference arranged for the French to leave and the country to be temporarily partitioned into two administrative districts prior to reunification elections. The Northern was run by Ho Chi Min's faction (which grew from the WW II resistance) and the south by Diem. This was post-Korean-war and the heyday of the Cold War and the Domino Theory.

      Ho's original resistance group had been Communist and the government he set up ditto. He'd hoped for US support as an anti-colonialist, but his communist connection during the cold war wrecked that. The Chinese supported Ho, and the US supported the Diem regime with supplies and military advisers. When the Deim regime refused to hold reunification elections on schedule the US went along, and didn't drop him as he consolidated his hold on the South by oppressing and/or killing his opposition - including the Buddhist majority. During the last two years of Eisenhower's presidency the north finally started a guerrilla infiltration to hook up with southern resistance movements, forming the NFL about a month after Kennedy's election and a month before his inauguration.

      Under Kennedy the US didn't arrange either the promised reunification elections or non-faked south-only elections to replace the southern government with one having majority support. (Diem was part of the small Catholic faction, viewed by much of the population as a continuation of the French colonial occupation.) Instead the US massively increased the number of "advisors" and changed their role to direct military assistance (switching them from teachers to soldiers in thin disguise. The state department and CIA (over the objections of the US military) did preside over a regime change - a military coup that assassinated Diem and repced him with a quick succession of Juntas, ending with the South in the hands of generals with connections to their organized crime. Kennedy was assassinated about three weeks after Diem.

      LBJ switched to direct overt military aid, ramped the war up with US forces composed mainly of draftees. (This dovetailed with his "Great Society" programs: The Selective Service System "solved" the "problem" of the baby boomers hitting the job market in a lump by "channeling" them into government-desired occupations with the threat of the draft - pushing large numbers of them into college educations rather than hitting the job market for high school graduates en masse.)

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  35. Government workers to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is kind of a damning double edged statement. Classified material isn't supposed to be processed on the same systems as non-classified material. The military has a completely separate network for classified info. This to me says that there's a complete lack of understanding, awareness, and general common sense used in the administration of governmental networks (is this statement redundant?).

    First question: Why was filesharing software installed (it's against regulations)?
    Second: Why was classified material on an unclassified machine?
    And last, who got fired for this oversight?

  36. File Sharing on the job??? by mad_psych0 · · Score: 1

    preview-owned on the previous comment..

    For the Federal Government, this threat became manifest during 2005, when the Department of Homeland Security warned all Federal Agencies that government employees or contractors who had installed filesharing programs on their home or work computers had repeatedly compromised national and military security by "sharing" files containing sensitive or classified data. These users probably did intend to use these programs to download popular music, movies, software or games. But it seems highly unlikely that any of them intended to compromise national or military security for the sake of "free music."

    The only thing scary about this is the fact that there are people with access to documents that could compromise national security that a) store them on their personal home computers, and/or b) are to daft to figure out how to configure a p2p client to share specific folders instead of their whole computer.

    1. Re:File Sharing on the job??? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Many (if not most) members of Congress have at least a Secret clearance. Depending on what panels they're on, their clearance may be a lot higher.

      Scary, but true. It's not just geeks who have clearances ... it's people who wouldn't have a clearance in a million years if the Peepul(TM) hadn't given them their jobs.

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  37. pr0n by eneville · · Score: 1

    well, if you dont want them looking at pr0n just chmod 000 /usr/bin/vlc. of course using a OS where one can have simple control over execute permissions is great.

    1. Re:pr0n by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      You mean the same as removing the "execute" bit from the NTFS permissions on the VLC.exe program on Windows? Yup. Using an OS where one can have simple control over execute permissions is great.

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  38. who by mastershake_phd · · Score: 1

    government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge.
     
    Was it Michael D. Brown?

  39. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 5, Funny
    But we cannot get rid of paper, for paper beats rock, and rocks are the BIGGEST concern.

    We need to abandon earth and become a space-faring civilization - otherwise our children's children will be plagued by potential weapons (rocks) to use against one another.

    I call for a disbanding of the NRA (The national rock association)

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  40. When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUNISM by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

    The "When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUNISM!" poster dates back to 2000; it only took us seven years to go from wacky parody to grim reality.

  41. the real threat by TheSlashaway · · Score: 1

    I guess it never dawned on them that government workers are the real threat to national security and to our children.

  42. How the hell does that work ? by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, the report makes numerous references to RIAA and MPAA legal actions against file actions, as well as cites a 2005 Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge

    Wait a second, does that mean the workers didn't know the file sharing programs accessed classified information, or that we don't even know what our own government workers are doing ?
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    1. Re:How the hell does that work ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK so now the RIAA needs to file lawsuits against the government workers. We wouldn't want anyone getting away with free music. They filed against the dead guy so let's go after the government worker. We have a few dollars lying around that we don't need to send to Iraq, Samalia, Egypt, Vietnam, China, or any other third world country so lets give it to the riaa, those assholes need it more than the starving poor people do.
      Just my two cents.

  43. Perfect defense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the report, page 1 (I. Executive Summary): This report concludes that the distributors of these five filesharing programs... (BearShare, eDonkey, KaZaA, LimeWire, and Morpheus) ...have repeatedly deployed features that had a known propensity to trick users into uploading infringing files inadvertently.

    If this were true, what's to stop every user that gets sued from claiming "BearShare/eDonkey/KaZaA/LimeWire/Morpheus made me share those files, I had nothing to do with it!"? If the RIAA's and MPAA's lawsuits are based on the fact that the files were illegally made available, would that not then be the perfect defense since it would cast reasonable doubt on the case?

  44. Better drop windows as it by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    shares your HD by default under a hidden share.

  45. Re:Threat to our children? Did you read the summar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is farking hillarious!!!!

    No, it's not (spelling aside) - it's yet another attempt to create certain "truths" that support a specific political agenda (which is a corporate agenda after all, but where's the difference today?). Repeat lies often enough and they become truth. Support your "report" with "evidence" that national security and/or kids are in danger, and you can count on it that your arguments will be heard and spread, no matter how wrong or - in this case - mindboggingly stupid they are. To even question - as lots of /.ers do - who in his clear mind would believe the findings of the report is denying how credulous people are. This is a report from a government agency, after all, and it mentions kids! And homeland security! Fear always works as a motivator. It is going to fall on fertile ground and it's another piece in the "p2p is evil" puzzle... . Not exactly hilarious, that.

  46. Give every reason but the real one, as usual by retrosteve · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What the propagandists are trying not to say is simply this:

    "The US economy was once based on manufacturing. Our cars and buildings and aeroplanes and weapons were the best you could buy, and people bought them and America prospered. Lately people have stopped buying all those things, and we no longer manufacture anything for export but movies, music, and software.

    Our economy has gone from world-leading to "service-based" in just a few decades, and our only hope of exporting something that people might want to buy is in movies, music and software. Unfortunately, all those things are now digital, and easily copied millions of times for free. Even more unfortunately, the more we try to protect our eroding export figures with DRM and IP enforcement, the more we realize that other countries don't have to play by the rules we make up. And it's those other countries that count most.

    So it's time for education. Or perhaps Re-education. Time to teach everyone that, despite our own flagrant disregard for the Berne conventions and international IP rights from 1886 up until 1989 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berne_convention), it's vital that the world now all fall into the US party line on IP enforcement and DRM. And if we can't do it with WTO, IMF, WIPO, and Most Favored Nation status, we'll do it with propaganda.

    File sharing kills babies! File sharing promotes pedophilia! File sharing is communist and fascist and Saddam-loving! File sharing destroys family values and promotes the gay agenda!

    I've wanted to say this for a long time.

    1. Re:Give every reason but the real one, as usual by kwikrick · · Score: 1

      Our economy has gone from world-leading to "service-based" in just a few decades, and our only hope of exporting something that people might want to buy is in movies, music and software. So you (the US entertainment industry) are trying to sell a service (information) as if it is a material product. Ofcourse it doesn't work!

      Music, movies, software, are all copyable artifacts, like information, and information wants to be free. It's no use trying to stop people from copying it, so you can't sell copies. Instead, let the consumer pay you to produce (release) a freely copyable artifact. Sell the service, not the (copyable) artifact.

      It's a bit tricky how to implement this with a lot of consumers (hundreds of thousands) paying a small amount (couple of dollars) for a huge production (millions of dollars) that they make or may not like (Hollywood), in advance. But i'm sure it can be done. It's a matter of trust and openness.

      Unfortunately, the industry (RIAA, MPAA etc) are not creating an atmosphere of trust and openness.

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    2. Re:Give every reason but the real one, as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely agree that this is the real reason for the current patent, copyright and trade mark laws and their greater level of law enforcement. It's simply a case of who has the most to gain and why. If you have a look at the countries that pushed for the TRIPS agreement, it makes perfect sense.
      Places like Russia, India and China have other priorities when it comes to their economy. While many of the developed nations hope to keep their money making lead in movies, music and scientific research, as they have lost their manufacturing.

    3. Re:Give every reason but the real one, as usual by XantheKnight · · Score: 1
      Hear hear.

      Not only that, but the reason we're in that conundrum in the first place is because of greed and shortsightedness. I don't necessarily think there's anything nefarious about this situation, but that push for profit has creating a false economy that is full of too much waste, which has begun to threaten the entire system. Here's a hypothesis:

      In the last couple of decades, the corporations have worked together to create more spending amongst the populace. Not necessarily because they're evil bastards, they just wanna make money, and that is, in theory, okay. But people already have everything they really need, and even most of the stuff they really want. So, to keep 'em spending, corporations are now creating legions of false needs to drive essentially useless spending. They do this by sending out guilt-inducing propaganda designed to make you think you are a piece of shit, to get you to buy shit you don't need from them.

      For example-- tooth whitener. Why the fuck do I need that? Teeth are naturally kinda yellow. In fact, abrading your enamel is detrimental to tooth health. Or how about Viagra? You can't get it up?? OMFG you ass clown turd-- you're a horrible human being and nobody will ever love you. Forget about relaxing more often and stopping smoking, which would probably solve the problem, fuck that! Here, buy this pill. It works right away (disclaimersomestudieshaveshownthatyourheartsponta neouslycombustsuponingestingthisproduct) Cha Ching!

      Useless spending drives the economy, creates jobs (e.g. toothpaste factory workers) and encourages more transactions in the economy, each of which is subject to taxation. You buy more shit? Great, more tax. That benefits the state.

      Why isn't the effort spent on developing new products that actually meet real and/or evolving needs? Why aren't we inventing better cars that run on clean fuel and not gas? Pretty simple... why would I invent something, and just as I've made enough to sell, and people are starting to buy it, then go ahead and invent something else that negates the need for the first product anyway? That would be dumb.

      Also, why should I legislate to encourage cars that run on clean fuel when I actually own four oil companies? That would be stupid, eh.

      The goal is to maximize market saturation, where a particular object gets bought by the max number of people before the next gadget is introduced. I'm sure we can invent a better TV.. but why do that? Some people haven't spent money on an HDTV yet, so let's hold off a coupla years so we can maximize profit.

      And honestly, to some degree this is necessary, because yeah: I don't want to buy an HDTV and then it's already outdated a week later.

      This is actually a pretty good idea, because it *does* maximize profit. But, unfortunately, it's so shortsighted and has a fatal flaw, which has to do with globalisation.

      We've spent so much time focussing our economy on flogging this useless shit, and with deliberate delays in advancing technology, that we've lost a lot of our world technological head start. Some countries out there have overtaken our head start and have begun fucking up our nice profitable paradigm by introducing newer, better gadgets before our people have finished maximizing their spending on the existing gadgets. North America has fallen behind in consumer technology to Europe and Asia. Well, that's not too bad, right? Who cares if we're ahead. NO!! Don't buy from Koreans! They're terrorists! Don't buy from China, they're communists! If you buy from another country, you're unpatriotic! You're the cause of the destruction of the nation!!

      Well, if that's not working, then the least we can do is slow down our technical infrastructure here so that even if you buy the latest high tech gadget from the Koreans, you can't even use it here, because our infrastructure is too outdated. When *we* think the market's saturated with the current generation of technology, th

  47. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the US is on the fast track to VBP: Very Bad Place.

  48. Of *course* it's a threat. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Of course it's a threat to national security. It's difficult to censor, difficult to trace, there's a low barrier to entry, and, worst of all, it allows Freedom.

  49. Don't forget greenhouse gasses. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I'd have added baby seals, but those seem to have fallen out of favor.

    Just as well: When you paint 'em green to save 'em from the fur market the mothers stop nursing them and they stave to death.

    Or maybe they think they won't have to save as many now if the polar bears are going to have to swim farther go get between ice floes.

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    1. Re:Don't forget greenhouse gasses. by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

      So a baby seal walks into a club...

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  50. I'm afraid it's true by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Allowing secure, uninhibited communications amongst individuals is a grave threat to national, and more importantly, corporate security. We must put procedures in place to register those who wish to apply for the privilege of uploading anything other than their credit card number.

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  51. But seriously, folks by retrosteve · · Score: 1

    File sharing harms the U.S. economy. That's the bottom line.

    Back in 1890, when all the interesting IP was being produced in Britain, the US were unabashedly pirating all they could. And they did well.

    Up until 99 years later, when the balance tipped, and the US economy started to depend on exporting its own IP. Then the US converted to the side of righteousness, joined the Berne convention, and became evangelistic about it. Meanwhile China and most of Asia and Africa are net importers of IP, and are unabashedly pirating all they can. The cycle continues.

    What I think -- I think Americans should, for patriotic reasons (having nothing to do with children's morality), strongly support copyright and IP.

    I think other countries should decide what's best for their own citizens.

    And let the market work out as it may.

    1. Re:But seriously, folks by hobbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I think -- I think Americans should, for patriotic reasons (having nothing to do with children's morality), strongly support copyright and IP. What about starting resource wars for patriotic reasons?

      And let the market work out as it may. You have to choose between supporting IP and letting the market work it out. At the risk of nearly saying "information wants to be free": value is related to scarcity.
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  52. They're right by lewp · · Score: 1

    Insofar as outdated, unjust laws and inept government employees with far too much access to unsecured computers and networks are the fault of P2P, I suppose the patent office is on to something.

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  53. File sharing a threat to idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and children of idiots.

  54. Any bets on whether the classified KaZaA ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Many of the classified documents on p2p networks...are merely bogus with repetitive loops of non-classified material.

    In fact, when a classified document becomes particularly popular, the CIA floods the network with bogus info and entire documents of redacted text.


    Any bets on whether the KaZaA install allegedly publishing the classified information was actually a disinformation operation in the first place - with the Dept of Homeland Security warning part of the operation?

    "Oh, DEAR! Some idiots installed KaZaA on machines with REAL, GENUINE, USEFUL to ENEMIES classified information and it LEAKED! Oh the HORROR! (Snicker.)"

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  55. Holy Shit! by webheaded · · Score: 1

    Thank god they let me know in time! I will stop my file sharing immediately or it could result in the destruction of the free world! Jesus Christ, how could I be such an insensitive clod?!

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  56. Why just *file* sharing? by Dormann · · Score: 1
    Does it have to be a file to hurt children and national security? What's so unique about having the information in a file, as opposed to sharing a photograph or a pamphlet?

    It would appear that letting other people have things is really the source of what threatens our way of life. And sharing? Not expecting anything in return? Not in my America, bub.

  57. Just ignore them by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Anybody with half an ounce of business knowledge knows that the MPAA and RIAA are not going to be around much longer. Media distribution isn't a viable business any more. Times change. We also don't need buggy whip makers any more, either. So why not just relax, ignore them, and stop buying their products?

    We already have tons and tons of *good* independent music that you can get without dealing with them. Movies will come soon. It'll be painful for them, and for the industry-created "artists" (ie: virtually all "musicians" that are invented for teen consumption), but they'll go away soon enough. I'm looking forward to seeing movies both becoming popular and being distributed via whatever the You-Tube equivalent is a few years from now.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go download some Pearl Jam shows.

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    1. Re:Just ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you were on Slashdot for TEN HOURS! And you didn't even have the dignity to anonomize yourself!

      Just...wow. Lima. Oscar. Lima.

      Business must be good at Fido...

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  58. A novel idea... by urlgrey · · Score: 1

    While I myself have never used P2P file sharing software (nor do I intend to), this notion begs the question: If P2P is indeed a dire threat to security, perhaps government employees should simply be restricted from using the software instead of broad sweeping statements of FUD to be shouted from the rooftops. ("Joe, you use Limewire or anything like it, you're fired. End of story.")

    Further, I'll go on to say that there are other F-A-R greater dangers to national security, too, like people using traditional telephone lines, dialing in to the government institutions, then using social engineering to trick the person receiving the call to doing their bidding for the callers ill-gotten gain.

    Yikes. Let's hope that has never happened....

    Funny thing is, I don't seem to recall any calls (no pun intended) for banning phones in government institutions.

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  59. Re:Threat to our children? Did you read the summar by ZDRuX · · Score: 1

    Just come to Canada.. we're quite friendly here, and haven't heard of anybody getting sued by any record industry yet (and I run a bittorrent tracker).

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  60. Slippery Slope by GrapeSteinbeck · · Score: 1

    Did someone say slippery slope?

  61. Thomas D. Sydnor by ajakk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does it bother anyone that the lead author of this report is Thomas D. Sydnor II? Before joining the USPTO, he was an attorney at Arnold & Porter, the RIAA's main outside law firm. While at Arnold & Porter, he litigated patent and copyright cases. I have no clue whether he actually did work for the RIAA, but the contacts are interesting.

    1. Re:Thomas D. Sydnor by quincunx55555 · · Score: 1

      And I thought it was just odd that this came from the USPTO. I'm surprised no one else commented on the out-of-context subject matter. Does this have anything to do with patents? Doesn't seem like it. Did our tax dollars just get used for this? Most likely. Would I like to see anyone that approved the time to create this report be extradited? Oh yea!

    2. Re:Thomas D. Sydnor by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And I thought it was just odd that this came from the USPTO. I'm surprised no one else commented on the out-of-context subject matter. Does this have anything to do with patents? Doesn't seem like it. Did our tax dollars just get used for this? Most likely. Would I like to see anyone that approved the time to create this report be extradited? Oh yea!

      So, he's an attorney at the USPTO, there's a 40-month backlog of cases, and he's off writing about stuff that should be in InfoWorld? Somebody help this guy move to the job he really wants.

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  62. Patriotic Duty by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps most shocking of all, the pencil graphite is conductive and could be used in any number of explosive devices where conductive elements are required.

    Normally I don't double post, but as an American I feel it's my civic duty to apologize for the pun in that sentence. Though completely unintended on my part, I understand that the repercussions were still more unexpected by my victims and were, indeed, unwarranted.

  63. Think of the children? by GFree · · Score: 1

    Forget the Children!

    Won't somebody please think of the ponies!

  64. just like rock'n roll in the 50s.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is reminding me of what they were saying about rock'n roll and comic books in the 50's.. they had huge hearings on it, it was the bane of culture, it promoted sexual deviance, it threatened the foundations of society itself!!!!!11one!1

    first, they ignore you

    then, they laugh at you

    then they fight you

    then you win.

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    1. Re:just like rock'n roll in the 50s.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they pass any laws banning it?

    2. Re:just like rock'n roll in the 50s.. by BubbaJonBoy · · Score: 1

      >> This is reminding me of what they were saying about rock'n roll and comic books in the 50's...it was the bane of culture, it promoted sexual deviance, it threatened the foundations of society itself!!!!

      They were right. I would use the word deviance in the sense of a directional change - but -it's all true. Whether it was *beneficial* to society, history will judge - by *their* standards of course. And the karmic wheel turns...
      Regards,
      Jon

    3. Re:just like rock'n roll in the 50s.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Did they pass any laws banning it?


      actually.. they did (although i hear it was in limited locales and didnt last)
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  65. Buck by Darlantan · · Score: 1

    Mr. President, we must not allow...a P2P network gap!

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    Fill in your four or five-letter word of wisdom here _ _ _ _ _.
  66. I knew it! by Jekler · · Score: 1

    Until now my fears were not confirmed, but this seals the deal.

    You goddamn free software commies are destroying our great nation. It starts with using funky, African-named software, trading "music" with Russia, but now you're killing babies and collapsing national security.

    Free software also causes global warming. Reliable tests show that FreeBIOS causes far more CO2 emissions than a proprietary BIOS. FreeBIOS also makes your processor run at a cancer-causing frequency.

    The battle lines are drawn! This is where Windows users must unite and take back the world from our oppressors! Take your cancer sticks and shove them, because we want clean air!

  67. Get to know me by andy314159pi · · Score: 1

    Hello, my name is chmod. Get to know me!
    You should also meet my cousin chown! He's a righteous dude.
    If you don't know me, you can always type
    $man chmod
    at your terminal.

  68. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 1

    Modded insightful!
    Brilliant!

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  69. +5, Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad thing is that those posters are entirely too accurate in summing up their position...

  70. File Sharing Software Doesn't Install Itself by ihop0 · · Score: 1

    If government workers "installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge" then file-sharing isn't the threat to national security, it's government workers who recklessly install things like file-sharing software on gov't computers.

  71. counterpoint by binarybum · · Score: 1

    that's it. Everytime I hear about someone ceasing to use P2P out of fear generated by this kind of nonsense, I'm going to punch a baby.

    "According to the RIAA, everytime you download a song Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Kicks(TM) a small child"

          Sorry - but until www.chucknorrisfacts.com is back online I'm on my own with these.

    --
    ôó
  72. Call me a troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    ... but there *is* a case to answer here.

    From the paper linked to TFA:

    All five programs analyzed have deployed share-folder or search-wizard features. These features are uniquely dangerous: They can cause users to share inadvertently not only infringing files, but also sensitive personal files like tax returns, financial records, and documents containing private or even classified data. Published research identified these features as causes of inadvertent sharing by mid-2002. By mid-2003, the distributors of the programs analyzed here had agreed to discontinue use of these features, and concerned legislators had warned that their continued use would compromise national security because government employees using these programs would inadvertently share files containing sensitive or classified data.

    Nevertheless, the distributors of BearShare, eDonkey, LimeWire and Morpheus programs kept deploying search-wizard or share-folder features

    The authors have identified specific behavior, documented efforts to get certain people to change that behavior, and demonstrated that it has not changed. What more do they have to do to be taken seriously?
  73. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by omeomi · · Score: 4, Funny

    But we cannot get rid of paper, for paper beats rock, and rocks are the BIGGEST concern.

    Not true! You can bring a rock on an airplane, but try boarding with a pair of scissors...

  74. True SECRET can't leak. Bad article/bad operator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SECRET information resides on SIPRNET which has no connections to the Internet. Media frequently confuses SECRET with NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS information. Yup, there are issues, and one of them is not knowing what you're reporting. If trully SECRET information was on a network connected to the Internet (firewall or no firewall), then there is a bigger story in the little story.

  75. National Security Threat by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Thats all it will take for it all to come crashing down on us and for our digital freedoms to dry up. Enough people get snowed into thinking this and we are all screwed.

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  76. We need to know who did this by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    What really bites here is these reports are always faceless. The USPTO doesn't "say" anything. Some anonymous bureaucrats that work there do. The public deserve to know who they are, because to come out with sheer fiction like this demonstrates they're clearly incompetent.

    Many of us work in the corporate sector. If my colleagues and I were to put out a report, but then to hide our names and put it in the name of the company, then say something equally preposterous like this, my Director wouldn't have a bar of it. He'd rip into us, and if it was clearly and utterly incompetent, he'd sack us. He'd be negligent not too.

    Yet we have these USPTO bureaucrats, *who we pay the salaries of*, churning out slurf like this? We will only have accountability in government where bureaucrats are named and held to account for what they say.

    Can we use the Freedom of Information act to find out who these people are?

  77. Re:Threat to our children? Did you read the summar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just come to Canada.. we're quite friendly here, and haven't heard of anybody getting sued by any record industry yet (and I run a bittorrent tracker).


    Dude, firstly I must emphasize that I bait, cajole, antagonize, and fuck with you Canadians on a regular basis (yes, as an AC).. but all screwing around aside, it's a matter of time till the US rolls over you guys and you end up harmonizing your copyright laws with ours. Don't fret though, because you and I along with the original poster can still go to Amsterdam and get so fucked up that we don't care. THEN we can all move to the Czech Republic.

    If I flipped the patent office the bird with an amount of force proportional to my rage, angst, and sadness my middle finger would fly off, break my monitor, and blow the head off the person in the next room. And don't even get me started on the topic of proportional furious masturbation... ceiling cat would be dead already.
  78. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 1
    Shhh!!!!

    Your ideas are only serving to embolden the enemy!

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  79. Just why ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is everyone continuing to support these -AA fukshtiks by buying their members' content?

  80. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    national security threatens you!

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    -insert a witty something-
    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!

      O, man, I'm laughing so much snot is comming out of my nose!

      For such a classic, it was unbelievably accurate AND funny! ;-)

  81. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by LihTox · · Score: 2, Funny

    But we cannot get rid of paper, for paper beats rock, and rocks are the BIGGEST concern.

    Not true! You can bring a rock on an airplane, but try boarding with a pair of scissors...

    So we need to keep the rocks to defeat the scissors.

    But wait, we need scissors to beat paper!

    But wait, we need paper to beat rock!

    Uh-oh.
  82. I'm going to have a heart attack... sigh. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2

    America is insane. I feel ashamed to be an American.

    We are so fucking powerless against these morons that use these silly trump card excuses to control us all....

    Freedom is good for children!
    Privacy is good for children!
    Free speech is good for children!
    A representative government is good for children!
    Freedom of Religion is good for children!

    Politicians and greed... are bad for children.

    Either we kill the politicians... or we kill the children.

    Take your pick.

    1. Re:I'm going to have a heart attack... sigh. by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      I choose politicians.

      --
      "Some books contain the machinery required to create and sustain universes."-Tycho
  83. The Horror by PingXao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just think about how ballistic some politicians would go if a simple demonstration were shown to them about the sites you can find with Google by searching for the words "tits" or "wide snatch". They'd be pushing for the internet to be closed down immediately if not sooner. I predict just such a demonstration will be forthcoming in the very near future. Just as soon as there's some new US scandal they want to divert attention away from. It will be the mother of all diversions and has the potential to really crimp the usefulness of the internet in the US.

  84. This is soooo boring by yoprst · · Score: 1

    Now to interesting stuff: where are the urls/torrents for confidential information in p2p networks?

  85. Translation by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay okay if I'm reading this correctly, file sharing is a threat to national security because it's getting installed on government computers that hold sensitive information ? Does that mean that photocopiers, faxes, mailing envelopes and even cameras are all threats to national security because they have the potential to be misused by dumb government employees ?

    #1 - File sharing is only as dangerous as the person running the software. If the user's a twit, don't blame the software, just replace them with a better user.

    #2 - File sharing's risk can be controlled at the firewall, either keep an eye on it or shut it out completely. We're talking about offices here, places that have no legitimate reason to be using Limewire et al. in the first place.

    #3 - Gov't employees have always had ways to leak information. Sometimes they toss stuff in the garbage without properly shredding confidential documents. Sometimes they get their notebook stolen. Sometimes they leave their passwords written on post-it notes stuck to their monitor. And sometimes they're just would-be spies taking bribes.

    #4 - The more stuff gets legislated "out of existence", the more ways people will find to get around the law. They shut down Napster, so people started using decentralized networks. They could try to shut down P2P, we'll find a sneakier way to do it (already happening with encrypted VPN tunnels). How's the saying go ? If [thing] is outlawed, only outlaws will do [thing].

    #5 - This is our goddamned government. This ain't a dictatorship or monarchy, it's a democracy. If these officials aren't acting in accordance with the people's needs, we need to fire the bastards!

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  86. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Recent bill passed in the senate:

    All babies born beginning in 2008 will have the arms, legs, teeth and brain removed. This will prevent children from ever possibly injuring themselves and greatly reduce crime and copyright infringement.

    It was a tough compromise. The bill originally had the skeletal structure removed but with the brain still intact. It was argued however that the possesion of a brain could still perform copyright infringement and aid the terrorists.

    Today's bill brought to you by Corporate America, Ranchers for Gelatinous Meat Sacks, and the letters W, T, and F.

    ~X~

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  87. Re:When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUN by balloonhead · · Score: 1

    I am disappointed to see my attempt at humour modded into -1 oblivion. The title of this article is like a meme parody of slashdot.

    Maybe my subtlety is too much. Or maybe I'm just not funny.

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    This idea was invented by Shampoo.
  88. They quote Hitchikers Guide in the report... by freshmayka · · Score: 1

    "Finally, other disclosures decreased over time. Information can be disclosed in ways that make it too ambiguous to be useful. For example, in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" , aliens create a supercomputer called Deep Thought to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. After calculating for ages, Deep Thought discloses that the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everthing is "42." Just "42." This disclosure does not really illuminate the meaning of life." Not to jump on the side of the patent office or their lawyers, but this report is clearly going after unintentional file-sharing as a result of application settings that users either don't understand or are duped into sharing files. This applies heavily to the national security threat because even smart people can make mistakes if the software is written to encourage (or dupe in the eyes of this report) making folders/files shared which shouldn't be or which the user doesn't realize are being shared.

  89. The case for national security by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    The link between file sharing and a national security threat is weak to the point of ridicule. If you want to talk about a threat to national security, look at encrypted traffic over the internet. If you are concerned about internet-based national security threats, you only need look at an IPSEC based virtual private network where all the traffic is encrypted and the encryption keys rotate. What about the ability to send email with S/MIME or PGP encryption? So, I really don't want to hear weak, bullshit articles trying to make a case for file sharing as a national security issue.

  90. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    See how legislation expands previous legislation?

    Up until now, the only thing being removed from children was their brains by the national educational infrastructure established many decades ago.

    Now we have arms, legs and teeth being removed.

    Where will it end?

    It's like the income tax!

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  91. This just in... by mommywheresdaddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The spread of information by means of communication is a threat to national security.

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    Its raining men!
  92. Value vs scarcity by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
    Value may also be pretty much dependent on availability. A book I can order from Amazon and it arrives within couple days has much less value for me than the same book I can download as a PDF for free within half-hour, if I find out I need to read a chapter of it the very same night.

    By making something more available and less scarce, you may increase its value.

  93. Bigger threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bigger threats are parents who don't teach their children properly and those employees who think that their work computers are their own private property to do with what they want, ie install anything and everything. The biggest threat is the same thing and it isn't software based but the moronic idiotic incompetant people who don't know what the hell they are doing.

  94. RIAA vs national security by L4m3rthanyou · · Score: 2

    RIAA: Ban filesharing! a file-sharing client was used to obtain cassified info from the dept. of National Security!

    Gov't: Say, weren't you guys the ones who were hacking kazaa clients to illegally obtain evidence from users?

    RIAA: Errr....

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    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
  95. It's the bats. by twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of when my brother got busted with pot. He lost his car and about $3k in fines and court costs. My parents blamed pot. Although pot didn't do that to him the government did. Pot only ever got us high.

    Funny thing. A friend of mine smoked some pot and totaled his car. The police issued lots of fines but missed his stash. He did not blame the cops, government or pot. He blamed those damn bats that ran him off the road.

    He first saw those bats on a Madonna video, which he watched on Youtube and then shared by accident with Communist China. Arguably, the bats, and P2P by extension, are both a menace to corporate profits and a national security risk. They sure did him harm.

    I don't even want to mention the spiders he's talked about.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:It's the bats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that's pot and not something a little stronger? Pot's a depressant, that sounds more like LSD or Shrooms - that is, a hallucinagen.

    2. Re:It's the bats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooosh!

      We can't stop here! This is bat country!

  96. huh? by qzulla · · Score: 1
    Interestingly, the report makes numerous references to RIAA and MPAA legal actions against file-sharing activity, as well as cites a 2005 Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge.

    Huh? Where I work there is something called an Air Gap(tm). There are no classified systems anywhere near a p2p program or the Intarweb. Classified info on a publically connected net?

    Prosecution of the admins and users.

    Of course I think TFA is all bullshit. I DO think a site called shadowmonkey that cites this info is legit.

    Not. I see no evidence in the article that anything classified has leaked. I work in this environment every day. Man! The hoops we go through...

    BZZZT!!!!

    Show me the monkey.

    qz

  97. Oh shi- by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

    Quick, pull the plug, they know this decades root password to the constitution!

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  98. so now the *IA's have bought off the USTPO by wizkid · · Score: 1


    I read the first 5 pages or so, and realize that this was a paid for study. What is the US Patent office putting this up for? Are these people in the patent office really this clueless? No wonder our patent system is failing.

    And no feedback links on there website that I could find.
    Another nail in the US innovation coffin.

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  99. do i have to read this to know by mehemiah · · Score: 1

    to know that these are idiots we're dealing with here. I had to sign a confidentiality agreement to protect the info of my customers last year. It included a claus on file sharing. Since when are government workers exempt from such agreements?

  100. The new RIAA ad program by KenStech · · Score: 0

    "Everytime you share a file, God kills a kitten."

  101. Re:Threat to our children? by MacWiz · · Score: 1

    So... It's the RIAA that's the real threat to children. Aren't there already laws against child predators?

  102. Re:When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The latter.

  103. Properly dress your children for the internets by chasethetail · · Score: 0

    Your child will need a tin foil hat (made to regulation standards) and oven mitts to protect them from the harmful effects of the internets!

  104. Great quote from Battlestar Galactica fits here.. by hacker · · Score: 1

    Seen on one of the very first episodes of Battlestar Galactica:

    "The military and police are separate for a reason. One protects from enemies of the state, the other protects the people.

    When the military becomes the police, the enemy of the state BECOMES the people."

    I think it fits perfectly here.

  105. Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic, and

    * file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job

    why are we letting children do government work?

  106. 8===W=D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job
    Let me see... $SOFTWARE could be to blame for $CLERK doing $STUPID and jeopardize national security after $SOMETHING_CASUAL. Gee... Nice Package-Deal you got there. Posting anonymously, as I have a lot to lose. Too bad I was too young at the time communism fell, I might have learned how to keep my mouth shut.
  107. What the ... by mpe · · Score: 1

    "Interestingly, the report makes numerous references to RIAA and MPAA legal actions against file actions, as well as cites a 2005 Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge."

    What does any of this have to do with examining patents? Maybe what they should have said is "The Patent Office is Harmful to Children and a threat to National Security".

  108. What about the screen savers ???? by RationalRoot · · Score: 1

    Don't they run as a the equivalent of root on a Windows Box, or am I thikning of the bad old days of NT ? They can upload whatever they like. Have they _ANY_ idea what else the screen saver is doing after they installed it ? Lets BAN SCREEN SAVERS. In fact, lets BAN SCREENS - Use Teletypes and we don't need screensavers, and all the data is safe. Oh yes, and lets fund free shredders for everyone who gives up their screen to buy a teletype. D

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  109. LOOK OUT! by otopico · · Score: 1

    We have p2p and other weapons of mass destruction.

  110. Users by kingturkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    File sharing isn't a threat to national security, stupid government employees that install file sharing programs on work computers and then make the shared folder one that contains important documents are a threat to national security.

  111. He's trying to make a joke.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But by the sound of it, he doesn't understand how mild pot actually is. Remember the 'run, he's a pothead' adverts on American TV? Where they tried to portray someone smoking pot as crazed killers?

    1. Re:He's trying to make a joke.. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People smoking pot don't have to motivation to kill anybody. Or believe somebody's religion, or believe what a TV ad tells them or, really, much of anything else anybody in power has to say. That's probably what scares those people the most.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  112. Ah!, childeren harm national security! War On KIDS by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Well, lets face it, on slashdot we are already doing our bit. Just say no to reproduction, or else the terrorists have won!

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  113. Odd... by hallux-s · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sharing is harmful to children, and dangerous to national security. Admittedly, I don't have time to read the propoganda... er... article, but... what's that you say? FILE SHARING? Oh, sorry, is that materially different from any other kind of sharing?

    Should we just go ahead and abolish the free interchange of ideas while we're at it, so we can stop the sharing of such harmful ideas as "I think we should go home and beat our children" or "I think we should get together and resist our Tyrannical Opressors (TM)" and then just silently curse this minority that 'ruined free speech' for the rest of us?

    Or should we recognize that govenment regulation of the exchange of information or ideas which, (although not being a lawyer) I could have SWORN was for forbidden by the first amendment, is the action of the corrupting influence of large amounts of what was originally, (ironically) OUR money which we gave to the RIAA/MPAA etc., when we purchased music and movies "legitimately" in the first place?

    RIAA and MPAA are like DRUG ADDICTS, we gave them the drug, cash, we want to stop supplying them, but they are strung out and need more of the drug. Always they need more, and I think, if they could, they would be willing to kill (you or me) to get it. However, killing is generally still illegal, so they can't.

    Seeing them pull the strings of our lawmakers telling us ultimately, that it is illegal for us to talk to one another is disenhartening to say the least.

    ~Hal

  114. So thats FTP & SAMBA finished then by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Oh wait , those morons wouldn't know what FTP or SMB were and that fact it and other general peer to peer file sharing methods have been around for decades if the facts were stamped on their sloping foreheads in glowing green ink. I truly despair of politicians and it frightens me that these morons have public mandates.

  115. I wouldn't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...except for the fact that that this bullshit is spreading, even to NZ - which told the yanks to stuff their nuclear ships somewhere else (and still do).

    But even so, here in NZ, there's talk of introducing similar legislation - WTF?

    It seems to me that corporate policy has much more influence than government policy - there's basically fuck-all money to be had letting a ship dock - easy decision - no skin off my political nose - just good-guy-points to score.

    But when money and ignorance are involved, the lubricant is free, and the the consumer, while bending over to check out relevant stuff, notices some discomfort - but only after a very long time realizes the tissue damage.

  116. USPTO? by kwikrick · · Score: 3, Informative
    So, the USPTO, who's task it is to ensure that patents and trademarks are properly upheld, are now suddenly concerned about national security and our children?

    Who is the author of the report?

    by Jon W. Dudas,
    Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property and Director of the United States
    Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property? What does that involve? Duh! Helping ones greedy friends in the MAFIAA fight their War on Freedom. Pretty obvious Mr. Dudas!

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  117. Classified data - WTF? by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    So we have government employees storing classified data on machines that are connected to the Internet, and then the authors of this report blame file-sharing software software? I've worked in a classified lab before. If I, say, decided to store my work in an unsecured office instead of the safes provided for me, whose fault would it be if there were a security breach? (Answer: my boss's, for not firing me) The only way to keep data safe is to keep it off the net. Period. (Even that is not really enough but it's a necessary condition).

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  118. "patent" bureau by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Why is the patent bureau writing such reports anyway?
    Don't they have any patents to fact-check?

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  119. Obviously by Freedom451 · · Score: 1

    this document was very likely emailed to hundreds of people in draft form before it was published. This is exactly the kind of thing that this file sharing technology produces!

    Most likely it was done with the evilister of all evils on the axis-MS Outlook, this should be banned from any public computer and it's authors taken to federal court for the harm they have wrought on our system with their 'Exchange' technology!

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    When the country falls into chaos, politicians talk about 'patriotism'. Lao-Tzu
  120. WHAT? by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Who the fuck cares with a patent office's opinion about file sharing? The various *AA's surely got an interest and a right to jab about it, but a patent office??? They have absolutely no right to issue official documents about file sharing. Unless, of course, they collect money for a file sharing patent.

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  121. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by Sobrique · · Score: 1

    Up until now, the only thing being removed from children was their brains by the national educational infrastructure established many decades ago.
    You mis-spelt 'oddles of brain-washing propaganda in the name of marketing and greater capitalism'.
  122. Re:Ah!, childeren harm national security! War On K by Duhavid · · Score: 1

    I am afraid that I have trangressed already.

    But my wife has me on a special 0 step program
    to ensure it does not happen again. :-)

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  123. People? by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 1

    File sharing software doesn't threaten national security:
    People threaten national security.

    By the same token
    File sharing software harmful to children:
    People are harmful to children... wait... that one doesn't sound right.

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    1. Re:People? by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 1

      Probably because I left out the word "isn't"

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  124. Bwahhhaaaahaaaa by Grashnak · · Score: 1

    that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic Oh my god this is priceless.... Somehow the evil peer-to-peer networks will mystically distinguish children from adults and then, using ultra secret psionic techniques, will manipulate those children into violating copyright laws. Innocent kids, who were using the software to search for open source materials for their next boy scout charity project will instead be lured into the depths of the interweb and exposed to illicit music which they will unwittingly download, thereby driving dozens of legitimate artists into poverty, depression, and eventual gory suicide. And then, the world will get the mistaken impression that benevolent megacorps are antagonistic. They won't be, of course, but their innocent activities like suing dead people or small children may be made to appear antagonistic by the evil peer-to-peer software. Bad software. No biscuit.
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  125. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by iago-vL · · Score: 1

    Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum."
    Kif: *sigh*
    Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"

  126. 3 things. by TheRistoman · · Score: 1

    1) Coffee is pretty harmful to kids (I mean, look at Tweak FFS), and a nation hopped up on massive amounts of caffeine without knowing it would be severely dangerous to our national security. Let's ban coffee!

    2) Oh god, the children, please, the children, the childrenthechildren. If you're worried about the children so much, how about loving the ones that are on this planet first before making some of your own. To me, that seems a much nobler task.

    3) This paper was submitted to USPTO by a law firm that was developing it for "other purposes". I'm positive this is pro-*AA work to leverage that good ole' FUD.

    I think the big shots are starting to realize what a threat to THEIR security file-sharing really is. Seeing them squirm like should make us coalesce into one hearty gut-laugh. The more they hate it, the more I'll be one of them.

    P.S.: Why should the USPTO have any influence? They oughta worry about doing their job more efficiently and not yap about global policy.

  127. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "oddles"?

    "oddles"?!

    Have you mis-spelt "oodles"?

    BTW, you can't use propaganda on someone who's not had their brains removed earlier...that was the point (besides trying to get modded funny, which apparently didn't work.)

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  128. Peer-to-peer national security concerns... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

    In a related story, experts have also discovered that the telephone, fax machine, photocopiers, scanners, cameras, and silly putty also pose a grave risk to national security.

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  129. Encrypted file sharing is here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a joke...knives and guns are ALSO a threat to our children/security, but can be useful as well...just like file sharing is a social and easy-to-use alternative to FTP! In any case, their battle's already lost, there's a plethora of encrypted file-sharing solutions on the market that let people exchange content in complete privacy, GigaTribe is one of them ( http://www.gigatribe.com/ ), and there are probably others as well...

  130. well by hurfy · · Score: 1

    At least i know why they are too busy to actually review anything.

    WTF does the patent office have to do with security or protecting the children or classified info?

  131. Erm... Patent Office? by Luthair · · Score: 1

    I'm not an american, but why on earth is a patent office paying for reports that apparently have nothing to do with patents?

  132. Hazard..whateva by zuhaifi · · Score: 0

    In addition to the drain they place on network resources, peer-to-peer file-sharing applications pose a hazard to your privacy and to the security of files....also to your children..

  133. The illusion of national security by xous · · Score: 1

    The thing about national security is it doesn't exist -- at least, not at the price most are willing to pay, if they are in their right mind. What stops the man down the street from losing it an just blowing people away with a gun acquired after a week of waiting -- the law, national security, morals, fear of death? What would happen if say, 30 well armed men with moderate tactical skills just simply started killing in a densely populated urban area. An average city has -- what, 200-400 police officers. With say a 1/3 of that responding in, oh say -- 1h and the fastest being 10 minutes. How much damage could they do? Would the police have a clue where to begin? Sure, national security makes it "difficult" for such men to acquire weapons -- or so you might presume. How many of your neighbors have more than enough guns for three men? How much would you trade to sleep without worry of such things as killing, war, and fear? Would you trade the choice of what you will eat, where you can sleep, what you can speak, or even the very thoughts in your head?

  134. Licensing... by bwcbwc · · Score: 0

    We don't let people on the public roads without a drivers' license. We don't let people fly planes without a pilot's license. We don't let anyone broadcast radio without a license.

    Computers should only be allowed on the public internet when they are administered by a licensed operator. It's a matter of competence, public safety and accountability. And a great new business opportunity.

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  135. File Sharing by azza_sniffer · · Score: 1

    Why it is so important to attack children on file sharing on children. Insteed of making new law and investigate the children they should come out with a perfect way to allow them to share file. I mean the music industry has make up to billion of dollars in music revenue and it doesnt enough for them? Why