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Dell Refunds Vista/Works With Two Emails

look@thealternative.ch writes "Although many people have asked for pre-installed Linux, and Dell seems to have listened, some still think that buying a naked PC won't be easy. But what about stripping it naked after you buy it? I managed to get Windows Vista (and a bit more) refunded from Dell Germany last week. The process was surprisingly simple: 1) After delivery, ask Dell Support for refund by email. 2) ??? 3) Refund!!! Read the full email conversation in the original German or my English translation. For the impatient reader: The refund is €77.54 for Windows Vista Home Basic plus Works 8.0 (that is 15% of the total amount I paid). The whole process took 2 emails, 2 more to say thank you, and less than 48 hours. The money is already in my account. Kudos to Dell Customer Care (esp. 'Veronika') for being efficient and customer-oriented!"

277 comments

  1. Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it wonderful when the hot/nice telephone operator helps you out with your "problem" in an efficient manner. It's like this little relationship you're having you where she's completely at your service there making your life so so so wonderful.

    But then she goes and does it with the next guy too. Dirty girl.

    1. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      hot/nice telephone operator How can you tell she's* hot over the phone? And if you do have an automagical way of seeing down phone lines, can you tell us about it ;P

      *or indeed he if you're female, or otherwise that way inclined.
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    2. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by biocute · · Score: 1

      She can't be hot, I didn't see any heated conversion in the emails.

    3. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True but
      Bill has already made his phone call to Dell, and now she will have to work at the local strip club because she was just fired!

    4. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by Poppler · · Score: 1

      How can you tell she's* hot over the phone?
      It's called "imagination", and in this case, it's clearly more important than knowledge :)
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    5. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, I know someone who called ASUS technical support to unload on the poor phone-girl about the faulty motherboards (this was the plague of Bad Capacitors). She decided to unload right back. He was ashamed and ended up sending some flowers to the support office. One thing led to another, and now they're married.

    6. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by billcopc · · Score: 1

      And now the poor phone-girl has a legal license to enact her revenge on the poor lonely schmuck. Women are harsh enough when they don't have a valid reason to hate you... this guy's in for World War IV.

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    7. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the guys last name was Reizer or something... anyways I heard they lived happily ever after, last I saw her....

    8. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by got911here · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it hard to get flowers delivered to a call center in Bangalore?

    9. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Which brings to mind the point: If you're imagining, why would you imagine she isn't attractive?

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    10. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by bryan1945 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, this one is definently on my top 10 for weird tech stories.

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    11. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're imagining, why would you imagine she isn't attractive? Bitter experience mainly.
  2. Great ! by BESTouff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    77 for Vista OEM is acceptable. Now, make that not an accident but a regular refund, and explain hos to do it elsewhere than in Germany, and I'm sold.

    1. Re:Great ! by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Ask dell to do it here too. Politely tell them that you like their policy in Germany and you want them to do it here.

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    2. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's probably 77 douchemarks (sp?), not dollars. After all the article talks about Doucheland (sp?). I'm not sure what that'd be in dollars.

    3. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They use euros in Doucheland now. 77 euros is about 100 US dollars.

    4. Re:Great ! by Octorian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somehow, I don't think the people of Deutchland will be too happy after you called their country Douche-land ;-)

    5. Re:Great ! by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Well, that's probably 77 douchemarks (sp?), not dollars. After all the article talks about Doucheland (sp?).

      That's Deutschland, you Douchebag! And it would be 77 Euros, but almost half of that was for MS Works.

    6. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Euros.

    7. Re:Great ! by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 2, Informative
      > 77 for Vista OEM


      not quite, EUR 42.29 for Vista Home Basic, EUR 35.24 for Works 8.0. Google says, 77,53 Euros = 103,262207 U.S. dollars.

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    8. Re:Great ! by Blikkie · · Score: 1

      Germany, just as most other European countries has switched to Euros, a very convenient coinage, that is shared by most European countries. According to google 77.54 Euros = 103.275526 U.S. dollars, so it is a pretty nice sum.

      By the way: "Deutschland" had "Deutsche Marken" back in the day.

    9. Re:Great ! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      103,262,207 US dollars? Wow, everything *is* more expensive in Europe!

      Chris Mattern

    10. Re:Great ! by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Informative

      "103,262207 US dollars? Wow, everything *is* more expensive in Europe!"

      Not all locales use the period as the decimal indicator. Europe uses the comma ...

    11. Re:Great ! by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

      tehe, yeah either that or the inflation in the US really *is* getting out of hand!

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    12. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      'Not all locales use the period as the decimal indicator. Europe uses the comma ...'

      This is a US site and we use periods here. We would also appreciate it if you used American English in your posts. Have a nice day!

    13. Re:Great ! by fritsd · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think most of them couldn't care less what an anonymous coward brain-farts out on slashdot :-)
      Douche means shower in a lot of countries http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche. What does it mean in yours? One of the connotations at the bottom, I presume, if it's meant as an expletive.

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    14. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fuck off with your "US site" bullshit. This is an international site that happens to be in English. That person made a punctuation mistake, but that's no reason to come over all imperialist on us you Yankee piece of crap.

      Someone has insecurity issues. The dude was joking.
    15. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *woosh*

    16. Re:Great ! by bradavon · · Score: 1

      It's standard Dell practise not just in Germany. It's just few ever bother to ask.

    17. Re:Great ! by modecx · · Score: 1

      Douche means shower in a lot of countries http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche. What does it mean in yours? One of the connotations at the bottom, I presume, if it's meant as an expletive.

      Well, douche to us Americans is a sort of shower; an inverted, localized shower of the feminine hygiene variety, to be more specific...

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    18. Re:Great ! by plj · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I don't think the people of Deutschland will be too happy after you called their country Deutchland ;-)

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    19. Re:Great ! by Mistlefoot · · Score: 0

      77 for OEM Vista and I wonder how much Dell saves on tech support for that computer now.

      I wonder what this does to warranty coverage - hard to show that his video card isn't working when he's not using any supported drivers - for example. How much support will you get on a PC full of hardware that is no longer using any supported drivers?

      77 for OEM Vista and probably the loss of most support that was available.

    20. Re:Great ! by sgbett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not all European locales use the comma as the decimal indicator. The UK uses the decimal point (or period if you prefer!) ...

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    21. Re:Great ! by causality · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what kind of idiot would ever think that this is primarily a US site? Methinks you're way too sensitive about this.

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    22. Re:Great ! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I've always found this a little complicated. We can't even decide on a standard for a system on how to write numbers? We still have problems with metric/imperial, but now we got different ways of writing the same value? Is there any standard that the scientific community uses? Do calculators in Europe have a comma key instead of a decimal key? Do european keyboard have a numpad with a comma? I know that people in Quebec sometimes insist on using the comma instead of the decimal, and to me it just seems completely weird. I find it weird because they say cinq point cinq, yet they write it as 5,5.

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    23. Re:Great ! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Maybe he had an old copy of XP that he wanted to run. Wouldn't those drivers be supported?

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    24. Re:Great ! by Petrushka · · Score: 1
    25. Re:Great ! by zsau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not all locales use the period as the decimal indicator. Europe uses the comma ...

      Simple solution: When writing in French or German, use a comma. When writing in English, use a dot. You wouldn't use German or French quotation marks when writing in English would you?

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    26. Re:Great ! by JanneM · · Score: 1

      A lot more people use the comma than point. Feel free to change over anytime.

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    27. Re:Great ! by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to wikipedia, the list of "dot countries" includes India, China, United States, Japan, Mexico, Pakistan, and many other very populous countries. Therefore I'm pretty sure more people use the dot. The list of "comma countries" seems to be quite a bit longer but contains a lot of lesser populated countries like Switzerland, Cuba, and Belgium, and most of the rest of Europe.

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    28. Re:Great ! by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I don't think the people of Deut[s]chland will be too happy after you called their country Douche-land ;-)

      Yes, we certainly don't want another international incident between those two countries!

      Now let's never speak of it again.

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    29. Re:Great ! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... which is why you have different locales.

      I just wish everyone would standardize on YYYYMMDD as the date format. This DDMMYYYY or MMDDYYYY stuff is confusing - you have to look at a list of dates, and find one that has a 13 in it, to figure out which is the day and which is the month. Then there's the MMDDYY and DDMMYY and YYMMDD and YYDDMM stuff ...

    30. Re:Great ! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "find it weird because they say cinq point cinq, yet they write it as 5,5."

      That's nothing - a quarter is pronounced "trente cents" - thirty cents.

    31. Re:Great ! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Quebecers have a really butchered version of french, including terms such as "beurre de peanut", "C'est pas froid." when saying that it's hot. And my all time favourite, the word "char" when talking about a car.

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    32. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Friggin Commies! ;)

    33. Re:Great ! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      This DDMMYYYY or MMDDYYYY stuff is confusing...

      Nonsense. Just do it the way I and _all_ other right-thinking people do: DDMMYY. :-P

    34. Re:Great ! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 0, Troll

      You forgot to include the European snobbery.

      to GFP: Feel free to convert to the point at any time.

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    35. Re:Great ! by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Mea Culpa. It may indeed well be that dot is used more commonly than the comma.

      On the other hand, you seem to be the one having a problem with it - me, I'm fine with people using either. After all, in addition countries use other, special characters to separate hours and minutes and minutes and seconds (and separate again when minutes and seconds refer to angles, not time); or monetary units and subunits (and the special case of only an even number of units).

      Most of the confusion, really, comes from the sometimes use of the comma as a thousands separator. Just use a space and all will be fine.

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    36. Re:Great ! by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Just like Americans have a really butchered version of English. You'll also find that the the farther north you go in Quebec, the "cleaner" the language gets, while the accent gets heavier. People who say "beurre de peanut" and "char" tend to live near provincial/US borders and thus have a pronounced english influence.

      And your comment about "C'est pas froid" is just a cultural trait, and the inversion is used for emphasis. In saying "It's not cold", we're not just saying "it's hot", we're saying "it's hot, but I would have preferred/expected cold". Sarcasm and cynicism are one of many linguistic tricks we use to more finely express mood and intent. Even though I've spoken english as long as french, I often find myself searching for finer words in english that simply don't exist or aren't popular. French has a dozen ways to say the same thing, but each has its nuances that are well understood by fluent speakers. People learning french as a 2nd or 3rd language usually express great frustration with such diversity, as they need to learn ten words that all basically mean the same thing.

      Imaging you're playing guitar (because I sure can't), and I ask you to play an E. Do you play the bottom string, top string, a fret on the 3rd, a chord, do you strum high on the fretbar, or closer to the pickups ? It's all the same note, but they all sound different.

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    37. Re:Great ! by Real_Reddox · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't mind /. being US centered, because then us Europeans can read about how messed up the US can be sometimes. And before you start writing any angry replies, I have lived in the US for some time, so I know a little about this.

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    38. Re:Great ! by blackicye · · Score: 1

      I don't think its so much a problem with words or expressions not existing, or necessarily the popularity, part of the issue is English is spoken by such diverse cultures, with so many localized versions and expressions, that typically it is decanted down to essential words and phrases. Its too much of a global language.

      With sufficient fluency, English also has many / all of the subtle nuances, sarcasm, cynicism, obfuscation that is available to the French, Chinese and Japanese languages for example.

      Its just that with English, its often considered pretentious or excessive to be using many of the forms of words that have been relegated to antiquity.

      I'd imagine though that learning Chinese, Russian or Japanese as a 2nd language is liable to be way more frustrating and difficult than French especially if seeking to attain native fluency.

    39. Re:Great ! by Stewie241 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      nah... I like yyyymmdd too, because there is logic to it.

      If I use this naming convention in my files, they sort very easily. But if you do DDMMYY, then you get all the files for the 25th on the same day, which isn't chronological order.

    40. Re:Great ! by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      "C'est pas froid." when saying that it's hot

      Bullshit

      I lived in Montreal for twenty years. (Born and raised in California), and they say, C'est chaud, for 'it's hot.' Ce n'est pas froid, is "It's not cold", there's a difference asshat. You're far more likely to hear "Ce n'est pas trop froid (ou Chaud)", for: "It's not too cold (or hot)." My fellow Americans have enough trouble with their own language, no need to make up bullshit about others.

      Oh, and I'm a life-long peanut butter fan, and in all the years I spent in Quebec (and the rest of C Nextanada, where French translations are on everything), I never saw PB called anything but 'beurre d'arachides.'

      Quebec was founded by French people hundreds of years ago, and despite the fact that the government in France has a huge bureaucracy dedicated to 'protecting' la langue française, there are far fewer anglicized words in Quebecois, than in Parisian French. You are so fucking clueless, it gives off a fecal scent, up there where your brain is allegedly located.

      The good news is: Stupidity isn't against the law, so, you're free to go. Next.

    41. Re:Great ! by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm and cynicism are one of many linguistic tricks we use to more finely express mood and intent.

      Exactly. But why play into this retarded fellow's hand? He's an idiot.

      I never heard beurre de peanut, anywhere in Quebec, from Montreal, to Quebec City to James Bay, never.

      And there's a reason why all the great modern philosophers wrote in French. It's an extremely precise language, ideally suited for an articulate person to express the nuances of whatever they're trying to describe. This yank, with his 'c'est pas froid' issue, is a typical, retarded, semi-literate, arrogant, asshole, American. Exactly the kind of jerk that made me love Montreal, Quebecers, and even white bread Canadians, so much, and dread coming back into the uneducated mob of arrogant sissies that make up a huge chunk of the American populace. What a disgrace.

      On a positive note, it does give meaning and humor to that phrase I used to hear.. you know, the one that went, "maudit anglaises!!" That was putting it nicely.

    42. Re:Great ! by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      That doesn't work so well in the middle of engineering calculations.

      1,000d^2V/dt^2 + 20.003dV/dt + 3,450V = 0

      Can look confusing when written like:

      1 000d^2V/dt^2 + 20,003dV/dt + 3 450V = 0

      The last term looks a bit like 3*450 if you are writing sloppy (and odds are you are if you're rushing to solve this baby with a laplace transform >.). NOTE: They force me to use that method in class this unit.

      I personally prefer the '.' as decimal, ',' as thousands separator and space to separate terms.
      Maybe you can invert the '.' and the ',' , but ' ' is too general to use a digit spacer.

    43. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I object to your use of the words "decimal" vs. "comma". No-one uses the comma instead of a decimal. They use comma as the decimal symbol. Just as some use the period as their decimal. However, that said, I live in a country that uses comma as the decimal. But as a mathematics student, I find it petter to use a period, since it allows me to write comma separated lists of decimal numbers (as in vectors). I believe this is how most of my peers also does it, although someone is using larger spacing and commas to separate values.

    44. Re:Great ! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      easy solution: sort them by the date.
      why do humans have to make the job easier for the computers, where computers have been created to make such jobs easier for humans?

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    45. Re:Great ! by JanneM · · Score: 1


      1 000d^2V/dt^2 + 20,003dV/dt + 3 450V = 0

      The last term looks a bit like 3*450 if you are writing sloppy (and odds are you are if you're rushing to solve this baby with a laplace transform >.).


      Well, no real point in continuing this discussion. I'd like to point out, however, that normally you always require the actual multiplication operator written out between two digits; you can really only omit it when you have a digit sequence followed by a symbol.

      Since you normally write multiplication as a dot rather than a star ("104" rather than "10*4") when working by hand, you in fact increase the risk of confusion slightly with a decimal point rather than comma; that dot has to only slip down a little from it's center position before you may ask yourself if you meant "54" or "5.4".

      Easy solution: use underscore as separator. We even have precedence from several computer languages that all allow it.

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    46. Re:Great ! by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      FYI,

      Confusion does rule, however the 'decimal point' position in numeracy can effectively be any mark as long as it denotes the 'point'.
      In some languages, 3.75 is read as 3-decimal -75, rather than 3 -point-75

      Also, there is no separator in many countries, so 100,000,000 is 100 000 000

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    47. Re:Great ! by e_AltF4 · · Score: 1

      > By the way: "Deutschland" had "Deutsche Marken" back in the day.

      Almost right, but "Deutsche Marken" would translate to "German Stamps",
      "German Tags", "German Labels" or "German Brands" (which probably is not
      what you intended ;-)

      They used "Deutsche Mark" or short "D-Mark".

    48. Re:Great ! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      The list of "comma countries" seems to be quite a bit longer but contains a lot of lesser populated countries like Switzerland, Cuba, and Belgium, and most of the rest of Europe.

      I wonder if we can get our Swiss friends to start threatening they'll starting reading bank balances in the account holder country's way...should fix the problem soon enough. Comma's for everyone :P

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    49. Re:Great ! by LegionX · · Score: 1

      You are so fucking clueless, it gives off a fecal scent, up there where your brain is allegedly located.

      Bravo! it doesn't get any more French than this ;)

    50. Re:Great ! by tuxic · · Score: 1

      "You wouldn't use German or French quotation marks when writing in English would you?" No, unfortunately people don't. As a person who has got English as his 2nd language I know how confusing it is to see French expressions all of a sudden appear in English text, which is a shame since I selected German as the 3rd language in school .. (my mother tongue is Swedish) In either way, why is it that French expressions are used in English writing, i.e. journalists enjoy using it from time to time, especially if they try be sophisticated and overly ambitious? ;)

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    51. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the UK isn't a European locale, it's a UK locale.

      I _know_ they're technically part of the EU, but I don't think they've ever considered themselves "Europe".

      Europe is abroad, overseas, forn parts, and you certainly don't trust anything from over there. They don't speak the Queen's English there, and they don't even drive on the righ...uh, correct side of the road!

    52. Re:Great ! by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

      why is it that French expressions are used in English writing, i.e. journalists enjoy using it from time to time, especially if they try be sophisticated and overly ambitious?

      Not sure if it's an urban myth but...

      After the Norman invasion of 1066 the new aristocracy were mainly French speaking whilst the peasantry spoke early English (mixture of local Celtic languages, remnants of Latin plus Anglo Saxon/Scandinavian).

      To be able to speak French marked you out as a member of (or close familiarity with) the upper / ruling class.

      This "tradition" has endured through the years -- Just watch Del Boy on "Only Fools and Horses" [BBC series, widely exported] for examples [in these cases, for comic effect, the script means he uses meaningless/ wrong phrases innocently]. You are correct in saying that some journalists use French to appear sophisticated -- often leading to the ironic response "pretentious? moi?".

    53. Re:Great ! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > easy solution: sort them by the date.

      Which works when the date you care about and wish to sort by is the timestamp on the file. When each file contains info pertaining to a particular date but is not in fact timestamped with that date, it becomes much less useful.

      > why do humans have to make the job easier for the computers, where
      > computers have been created to make such jobs easier for humans?

      I don't see how it's harder or easier to use one format over another. So why not use the one that sorts well?

      Chris Mattern

    54. Re:Great ! by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      And how does the computer know the date?

      What I mean is that the date on the document isn't necessarily the date that I edit them on. I create documents that are to be used on a certain date. Using the date format I use I can look back and see them well organized. I might make edits later which would throw everything off if sorted by date.

    55. Re:Great ! by zsau · · Score: 1

      Um. I'm a little confused. Did you misunderstand what I mean when I said "quotation marks"? (or just passed over the second word, probably). I was referring, of course, to these things: “” or ‘’ versus the angle brackets French uses or the things something like ,,“ Germans use.

      Not even the most pretentious Anglophones use them in their own writings; and you only very occasionally see Germans or French speakers use their own quotes when writing in English.

      If on the other hand you did know exactly what I meant, I have absolutely no idea why it would be "unfortunate". English punctuation is different from French or German: Just like English spelling is different from French or German. (If you need a different example, french writers seem to have an aversion to capital letters, even on wednesdays; whereas german Writers like capital Letters a little too much.)

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    56. Re:Great ! by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      As a British citizen I have to agree!

    57. Re:Great ! by Spudds · · Score: 1

      Um... $103.262207?

      I don't seem to have exact change... Do you have change for $103.262210?

    58. Re:Great ! by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

      Nope. It was a result from the Google calculator, so you might.

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    59. Re:Great ! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      you do modify the name. you can modify the timestamp just as easily.

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    60. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should I care what the krauts think? They're douches which is why I call their country Doucheland.

    61. Re:Great ! by Windowser · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I'm a life-long peanut butter fan, and in all the years I spent in Quebec (and the rest of C Nextanada, where French translations are on everything), I never saw PB called anything but 'beurre d'arachides.'

      I lived all my life in Montreal and almost everyone I know say "beurre de peanut", so what part of Montreal did you spend your 20 years ? the mostly-english-part ??
      But I agree on pretty much the rest of your post
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    62. Re:Great ! by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I'm a life-long peanut butter fan, and in all the years I spent in Quebec (and the rest of Canada, where French translations are on everything), I never saw PB called anything but 'beurre d'arachides.'

      I lived all my life in Montreal and almost everyone I know say "beurre de peanut", so what part of Montreal did you spend your 20 years ? the mostly-english-part ?? But I agree on pretty much the rest of your post

      You know, when I think back, I don't remember any speech of peanut butter, so I take you at your word. I remembered food labeling, but can't honestly say that I remember hearing that speech. So... point well taken.

      As for what part of the city: A couple years on Chomedey, near the old Forum, Peel, above Sherbrooke, for two years, blvd St-Laurent, close to the Port, avenue des Pins Est (coin St-Laurent) for ten years, and 5 years on Christophe-Columb, 1/2 block below Mont-Royal (the Plateau). I miss the city more than is easily described.

      So, yes, I lived briefly in English Montreal, but consider The Main to be multicultural, and the Plateau to be perfectly French. I was functioning in French language when I first arrived, but was self-conscious of my accent, of course.

      But I stand corrected on the Peanut Butter 'spoken' words, issue, thank you.

      I take umbrage when I encounter that notion of Quebecois french being 'bastardized' Parisian french. Is it dialectical? Of course. The french in Toulouse is not the french in Paris, either, but the same french will suffice in both. Not an issue of qualitative linguistics, at all.

      The French in France, and the Americans, are probably the only people who would get riled up about which is more 'authentic. All I can say is that the French in France can, at least, substantiate their arrogance to some degree, whereas the yanks have a particularly barbarian arrogance, supported only by their ignorance. Thank God the Americans kept their mouths shut until after Lafayette saved their asses from the Brits.

    63. Re:Great ! by tuxic · · Score: 1

      Ohh!
      Yes, I misunderstood you completely regarding quotation marks, the fault is mine. I thought you meant French sayings and meanings that are put in English sentences sometimes. Sorry for the confusion. When you mention it I have seen the use of ",," but never given it a deeper thought on why it's used.

      This only shows how much (read: little) you might learn in school after five years of studying a third language when things are not optimal. You would expect the teachers to mention this during grammar classes, but it's never been on the curriculum, ever. Else I wouldn't have been in this awkward position of explaining myself. I didn't get high grades in English classes [either], but that I have compensated through my own learning. Irony is to learn more about German language through Slashdot than in school ;P

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    64. Re:Great ! by zsau · · Score: 1

      Hah! Yeah, I did Italian for eight years at school (because I had to), and never learnt anything (and no-one else did, either). Though that was only a second language :) How well you learn a language is proportional to how useful you think it'll be...

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  3. You must be mistaken... by bluemonq · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're talking about a 1-800 number, not a 1-900.

    1. Re:You must be mistaken... by DJCacophony · · Score: 0, Redundant

      77.54 is ~$103.28
      I figured I'd clear that up, since this is slashdot.org and not slashdot.co.uk.

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    2. Re:You must be mistaken... by Ooble · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, I see... I was wondering why everyone started talking German in England a couple weeks ago. Thanks for clarifying.

    3. Re:You must be mistaken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      77.54 is ~$103.28 I figured I'd clear that up, since this is slashdot.org and not slashdot.co.uk. ...Except that we don't use Euros in the UK but still the good'ol' Pound Sterling.
      It would have been £52.56 if it were slashdot.co.uk.
    4. Re:You must be mistaken... by ady1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He must've got confused by the naked word. Remember it's a PC we're talking about.

    5. Re:You must be mistaken... by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      I'm curious if this works out in the USA as well

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    6. Re:You must be mistaken... by Ansoni-San · · Score: 1

      We don't use the euro in the UK.

    7. Re:You must be mistaken... by teh+kurisu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean slashdot.org.uk? Or slashdot.de? Funnily enough, it's not slashdot.us either...

    8. Re:You must be mistaken... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, you might well find Dell UK preferring to think in Euros too. -- if you call their customer service centre, you'll quickly spot that it is in fact not in the UK, but in the Republic of Ireland.

    9. Re:You must be mistaken... by BootNinja · · Score: 0, Troll

      Isn't a the Republic of Ireland indeed a part of the United Kingdom. I thought the UK consisted of Britain, Ireland, Wales, and Sccotland.

    10. Re:You must be mistaken... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't see how anyone could think the Republic of Ireland, was part of the United Kingdom.

    11. Re:You must be mistaken... by Darko8472 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kind of. Ireland is further divided into Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. NI is part of the UK, the RoI isn't. It's in with all the Euro and all that funky stuff.

    12. Re:You must be mistaken... by flotationIsGroovy · · Score: 1

      Isn't a the Republic of Ireland indeed a part of the United Kingdom. I thought the UK consisted of Britain, Ireland, Wales, and Sccotland. You know the UK is ruled by the Queen, right?
    13. Re:You must be mistaken... by Real_Reddox · · Score: 1

      But England uses United Kingdom Pounds not Euros.
      I figured I'd clear that up, since this... darnit, I can't think of a smart ass joke!

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    14. Re:You must be mistaken... by johnw · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought the UK consisted of Britain, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland. It sort of used to (assuming that when you said "Britain" there you meant "England").

      Great Britain is the island which contains three countries - England, Scotland and Wales. The full title of the UK is "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". Go back 100 years or so and you could chop out the word "Northern".

      Incidentally, the "Great" in "Great Britain" has nothing to do with greatness - it merely serves to distinguish between Grande Bretagne and Petite Bretagne, which is on the other side of the English Channel.
    15. Re:You must be mistaken... by Filmcell-Keyrings · · Score: 1

      Actually England (nil-nil draw), along with rest of the United Kingdom uses Pounds Sterling, not UK Pounds.

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    16. Re:You must be mistaken... by Real_Reddox · · Score: 1

      Yea, I thought something was wrong. next time, I wont use dodgy currency sites to find the currency names.

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  4. Spammer's Delight! by biocute · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Vista Hater,

    As you do not want the Windows Vista operating system, we will refund you the purchase price you paid for it (ca. 42.29 Euro gross). I would like to ask you to send me your bank details that I can mark the payment in our system. I need:
    your name:
    bank name:
    city (of bank):
    bank code:
    account no:
    The money should be paid back within one week.

    Yours Sinfully,
    Ajabaili Sakilikulu

    1. Re:Spammer's Delight! by fmobus · · Score: 0

      Gotta love that in Germany (whole Europe? not sure). It is possible to purchase stuff on the Internet (air tickets, amazon), with my bank account's money, WITHOUT any sort of password. I just type in the my bank number and bank account number.

      How secure is that for you?

    2. Re:Spammer's Delight! by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the US it's possible (for at least the major utilities and other large businesses) to tap your checking account with just your account number, bank routing number, and name.

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    3. Re:Spammer's Delight! by red+crab · · Score: 1

      Could someone explain to me what is "funny" in above??

    4. Re:Spammer's Delight! by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't be a stick-in-the-mud. It's hilarious.

      Besides, wouldn't you rather have someone hear about this scam in a satire, instead of from an actual scammer in their inbox?

    5. Re:Spammer's Delight! by mandie · · Score: 1

      Ironically, it's quite secure. Bank account numbers are absolutely no secret here in the DE - they're printed on every business' letterhead.

      How I pay my rent (or any other bill):

      1) Get payee's data (account number, bank routing number, my account number with payee or other data that indicates what this bill was for, amount of bill)
      2) Fill out "Uberweising" (transfer) slip, possibly online
      3) My bank processes said slip, transferring money into payee's account

      If I decided to engage in some mischief and write an Uberweising from my landlady's account to mine, I'd be caught the minute she saw her bank statement. The bank knows exactly where the money went, and is very interested in getting it back.

      It is the responsibility of the paying account's bank to verify that this is a legitimate transaction. Mine does it by signature on paper forms or by a one-time transaction code for online transactions. My German boyfriend explained that banks check more carefully on large transactions, and that I'm ultimately responsible for checking my account statements regularly to make sure nothing unauthorized went through.

      As for larger merchants like Amazon.de, they can trace by address if someone misuses my account number. Airline tickets are issued to named individuals, so unless there's some more serious sort of fraud (fake passports) going on, that's also easy to trace. Actually, it'd be a great way to catch bad guys - airline ticket purchased with stolen bank account number, passengers get nabbed at the airport.

      It's a system that avoids large-scale fraud because there was never any pretense that this was confidential information.

      I'm pretty sure it works similarly in other continental European countries.

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    6. Re:Spammer's Delight! by randomalias · · Score: 1

      Not just continental Europe, it works like that in Britain too.

      And Ireland, and Iceland as far as I know :)

    7. Re:Spammer's Delight! by lga · · Score: 1

      It isn't quite like that in Britain...

      A typical exchange:
      "Just give me your account number, I will transfer you the money."
      "Oh, I can't give out information like that, can't you send me a cheque?"
      "No, I don't have a cheque book."

      I can usually persuade people to pay me by bank transfer because it involves giving them my number rather than the other way round.

    8. Re:Spammer's Delight! by randomalias · · Score: 1

      Yeah,

      But that's just people being scared of the data protection act.

      Its not like they can't. Its not different from a direct debit, really.

      After all, how many times have you had a cold call that goes:

      "Hi, I'm calling from your bank"
      "Hello"
      "For data protection, can you tell me the first line of your address, and date of birth"
      "No, you phoned me. I know who I am. Tell me YOUR address, and date of birth."
      "I'm afraid I can't divulge that"
      "Then nor can I, goodbye."

    9. Re:Spammer's Delight! by JurgenThor · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid I can't divulge that information,
      How many times have YOU had a cold call like that?

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  5. Naked PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many sales reps Dell will lose in lynching incidents before they give up trying to sell those in the US Bible belt?

  6. I hated dell... by catbutt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    back in the day, after buying two computers from them and having generally bad support experiences.

    This makes me want to give them another chance.

    1. Re:I hated dell... by Drongo14 · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't expect a high technical knowledge level, Dell is just fine. I bought a 20" monitor from them and found that I got flaky picture through the DVI cable - although 1600x1200 over the standard VGA cable worked just fine. After plugging the monitor into a different PC, swapping cable I determined it was the monitor's fault, called Dell, and next day I had a new one - with working DVI.

      A friend of mine ordered a new PC and found the hard disk damaged upon arrival. Same thing again: one phone call, one day later he had a new box.

      Now, I don't now what happens if you run into less obvious problems, but so far my experience with their return policy is absolutely great.

    2. Re:I hated dell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't be fooled if you're from an English speaking country.

      The OP mentions Dell Germany, I'm guessing they don't use the incompetent outsourced call centres we get lumped with in English speaking countries as I doubt many German speaking Indians would be working in call centres!

      English is a much more widely taught language worldwide, and hence a lot cheaper to hire staff who speak it because it is so widely taught, this means that call centres can pick up any old riff-raff off the streets when it comes to speaking English.

      Dell's Indian call centres are indeed as utterly incompetent as ever such that Dell should be avoided like the plague. Unfortunately I had to post this anonymously because if you're honest about how appallingly incompetent Dell's Indian call centre staff are you seem to get modded down here! Perhaps those incompetent riff-raff manning the Dell call centres spend all their time reading Slashdot and spending their moderator points, would certainly explain why they don't get anything done in the call centre and the incompetence of the moderation here sometimes :p

      To cut a long story short, I had a faulty laptop 2 months before warranty was out and it took 9 months to resolve, needless to say after they failed to fix it correctly 3 times in the first 2 months, I had to spend the next 7 months fighting the fact that it was in warranty when it failed and when they failed to fix it multiple times. When they finally replaced the laptop, accepting that they were too incompetent to replace the faulty video card despite them being given 5 attempts at it they then told me they'd pick the old laptop up when they drop off the new one, of course the courier refused to take the old one when delivering the new as he'd had no request to. The call centre said they'd arranged for the courier to collect it 4 times after this yet the courier never arrived, despite me taking days off work to wait for it. I then got a letter threatening to charge me the cost of the new laptop with them claiming I hadn't given the courier the old laptop these times they said they'd sent the courier out, after phoning again they sent the courier a fifth and final time where the courier did actually show. They blamed the courier but it's funny how I've never once had a courier not turn up here in years and years of using them (DHL) yet when Dell sends them they magically didn't turn up 4 times.

      Frankly, it's not a pleasant experience and I was so long without my laptop I just got used to not working with it in the end to the point I wish I'd just been able to get a refund off them for it.

      Dell's call centres don't just have a language barrier problem, they're the cheapest of cheap, most incompetent staff the call centre could ever have possibly found. I don't mind outsourcing in theory, I can handle the language barrier difference, but it's the sheer incompetence that pisses me off! I thought most call centres back home in the UK used to be incompetent but you don't realise how good you have it until it's too late and those jobs have been shipped abroad.

      Essentially, what it comes down to is the old phrase "you get what you pay for", when it comes to their English speaking call centres Dell pays shit, Dell gets shit.

    3. Re:I hated dell... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't mind outsourcing in theory, I can handle the language barrier difference, but it's the sheer incompetence that pisses me off! I thought most call centres back home in the UK used to be incompetent but you don't realise how good you have it until it's too late and those jobs have been shipped abroad.

      Outsourcing isn't monolithic - there's no such thing as "outsourcing in theory" that you can have (or not have) a problem with. Outsourcing a development lab is a completely different thing from outsourcing a call center. The latter is always, unmistakably, wrong. And here's why:

      If you force your engineers to staff the phone support, they have an incentive to minimize the number of support calls. They will thus pay close attention to the things people call about and will do their best to eliminate those problems in the next generation product.

      The moment you create a dedicated "call center", you're already going downhill: Now you have people who did not make the product trying to explain to people for whom it doesn't work, how to make it work. But the call-center staffers, at least, are employees and thus they're still motivated to pass on enough information to engineering to minimize future workload on them.

      But when you now ship you call-center to india, you have now created a corporate entity that has no interest in minimizing call volumne. To the contrary - they get paid by the number of calls or the number of minutes spent on calls and thus it is in their best interest to have as many calls as possible. The survival of the call-center rests on there being as many service calls as possible. Thus no information is ever passed on to engineering about the main faults people keep finding (how convenient that engineering is on a different continent now) and if the customer hangs up irately then that just means they'll be calling right back tomorrow after noodling around trying to fix their stuff for another 24hours themselves.

      I'm against outsourcing of call-centers even "in theory". And "in practice". And "in anything else I can think of". It's just a bad idea all around - the brand suffers, the customers suffer, the engineering suffers. All that happens is that a bunch of hobos in India get rich.

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    4. Re:I hated dell... by Eskarel · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Dell gets a lot of flack, but in my experience they're usually the best of a bad lot. If you are an average user and you want an affordable pre-built PC which you can get support for, it's about your best bet.

      The first dimensions sucked, but they've gotten better, and they even seem to have worked through the problems they were having with their business models(the Optiplex 270's and 280's were pretty shocking, the 260's were ok though and the 520's are reasonable). I'd personally never buy one, but that's because building the PC is half the fun of buying one for me.

      As for their support experience, yes you'll end up talking to someone from Southeast Asia(Dell left India some time ago) who barely speaks English, and yes they will be working really hard not to send the technician out to see you(assuming you have on-site support in the first place), but if you are sufficiently obnoxious and forceful(I hate doing it, but when I was working in support I just got tired of playing the game), they'll do what you want them to do and fix your problem. HP's support on any of their consumer grade products is much worse, at least it is over here.

      When people ask me what computer to buy, I generally recommend Dell simply because their products are as good as most, they're prices are reasonable, and they'll be around in 5 years. I don't build PC's for people because I don't support home PC's, so Dell is as good a solution as any.

    5. Re:I hated dell... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Excellent post, but there's a point where your reasoning breaks down, and I reached that with Three who had my mobile phone service for just over a year. It got to the point where my primary reason (among many) for moving the service back to Vodafone was so that I would never have to speak to their call-centre again. It cost me money, but it was worth every cent.

    6. Re:I hated dell... by Nasheer · · Score: 1
      Interesting, a very well-known Brazilian news site about Linux has published just yesterday an article about Windows refunds for Dell computers.

      I'll put the relevant parts here, for those whose language is an issue. The original article can be found here.

      But it wasn't easy to go through the three operators. To shorten the story I'll tell you only how it ended. The operator told me that, as my Windows was an OEM, it was attached to the machine and there was no way to cancel the license and if I wanted to return Windows I'd have to return the computer too. For an instant I agreed, but soon it came back to me the idea of the "married sale" (NT: A practice that is considered unlawful here in Brazil and consists of selling a product together with another without leaving an option to acquire either one alone). I already had a look at the bill and Windows and the computer are listed individually there. I told him politely: "I see here that the Windows and the computer are listed individually on the bill. I'll contact the PROCOM (Consumer's Protection and Defense Foundation) and check the possibility of refunding of just one item, after all, it is illegal the practice of "married sale". Answer: "Please stand by for a minute. I'll check the possibility of canceling your license. After about 3 minutes the operator asks me "What is your license key?" ...


      The total refund was of R$ 167,89. (U$ 80,91).

      It is interesting to see how two identical stories, concerning the same company can develop somehow different in different countries.
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    7. Re:I hated dell... by xtracto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But when you now ship you call-center to india, you have now created a corporate entity that has no interest in minimizing call volumne. To the contrary - they get paid by the number of calls or the number of minutes spent on calls and thus it is in their best interest to have as many calls as possible. The survival of the call-center rests on there being as many service calls as possible.

      My girlfriend used to work in a call centre (not in India of course). There are several points you ignore:

      1. Some calls are recorded and workers are examined each week or two weeks.
      2. You do not want to spend much time on each call, there is an average call time and if you more than the average it means you are being inefficient (or sometimes that the caller is a dick, but that is checked in the weekly tests).
      3. You do not get paid by the number of calls (you work from 9 to 5 and get paid a specific salary). Usually you want *less* calls.
      4. The survival of the call center only rests on the company wanting to provide that service.
      5. The people working there are humans, lots of the time there *are* software problems and whatnot.

      Of course it all depends on the company policy. My girlfriend worked in an outsourced insurance policy call center. It is not until you know somewhere on the *other* side of the phone that you realize what kind of job is that.

      Nowadays, if I need to call to some call centre I am more polite and calm with the guy/girl at the other side. If you do not like something about the company ask for the manager and tell her, or write a letter. You will not achieve anything by yelling to the girl who answers the phone, she does not have the power to do *anything*, youd better talk to a manager or someone else.

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    8. Re:I hated dell... by sebc_deepspace · · Score: 1
      There is some points you seem to ignore about offshore outsourcing as it is completely different than a local outsourcer.

      1. Most of the time (based on my experience) they ensure their own call quality, therefore they tend to be a little less "harsh". I have seen at multiple occasions a call being graded 100% when the employee would probably have been kicked right out the office if he would have done that here.

      2. The "outsourcer" (the company) IS getting paid by the call & airtime, then the employee taking the call at their office gets paid by the hour just like eveybody else, that means more call is the better for them.

    9. Re:I hated dell... by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Also, don't assume when you ask for a manager that you get a manager. When I worked phone support, all the techs would cover for each other and pretend to be the manager. We almost never got caught and the one time I did my boss was OK with it. He didn't want to talk to the annoying customers either. Of course when a customer caught us we often lost that customer. It happened a few times, but those people bitched and called so much we probably saved money by them leaving. Most likely their friends were jerks too. Yes, I worked at an ISP. $14.95 for internet doesn't cover assholes.

  7. Automation by NekoXP · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if they could automate the process the same way you track the shipment of your PC.

    Enter your order ID. Enter your Vista key.. and then a refund is processed. The Vista key could be submitted to Microsoft such that it no longer authenticates copies of Vista on Dell PC's (XP/Vista activation and WGA knows the difference somehow, somewhere) and Dell can have the money sent to the user without tying up their customer support line.

    Microsoft might be concerned that they don't get their money for this, but then again it would be against the law for them to do anything like force Dell not to do it, or insist that users do not get a refund anyway (the EU would have a field day and think up some higher billion dollar amounts for fines).

    I bet it costs more to process it through 'Veronika' than clicking a website button would.

    The uptake on this? I dunno. Maybe a lot of people would use it.. but a far higher number would not give a crap and carry on running Vista. I think shipping a naked/bare PC is extremely user-unfriendly and it also gives Dell a burn-in-test nightmare (how do you burn in a laptop which is supposed to have never had an OS installed on it? Do you then perform a military-grade disk wipe after you put the burn-in software on there? I dunno..). Putting the most popular, most needed for most people OS on the system (Vista I guess) is an okay thing to do. But I do think if you don't actually want Vista, you should be able to go through and click the Refund button..

    1. Re:Automation by houghi · · Score: 1

      The burn-in softwarere gets deleted. So why not delete the rest as well?

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    2. Re:Automation by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I recently bought a Dell SR2030, mostly because the price it was selling at was more than 25% cheaper than I could buy the hardware. To me, that is a deal. It also came with Windows XP on it. I swapped that hard drive out with a 300GB SATA drive and installed Linux before the sales ticket cooled off.

      I kept the Windows HD as sold because I can't get any money for it, and it might, read *might*, come in handy some day. Not that I'm counting on it, but hey, whatever. If I could go to the website and get the refund, that HD would be mounted as a Linux drive before breakfast!

      I'm all for making the refund easy!

    3. Re:Automation by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      No need to wipe the Vista install anyways. Vista is now perfectly legal to install on ANY machine without a license. It sets up an automatic trial installation and you can then purchase the license before the trial is over. So installing Vista on new hardware for burn in testing even if the customer isn't going to buy Vista is not a problem.

    4. Re:Automation by nine-times · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, if you don't want Windows, buy an N-series desktop or laptop. People keep complaining that you can't buy a naked PC from Dell, but there it is.

      Now, whether it's much cheaper (or even cheaper at all) to buy a naked PC than the same PC with Windows is a different issue. I've heard plenty of speculation that, with the discounts Microsoft gives Dell and the money crapware vendors pay Dell to install their stuff, installing Windows on a machine costs Dell pretty close to nothing. I don't really know. I bought an N-series desktop a while back and only saved about $40, but I would have done it on principle even if it didn't save me a single dollar. I wouldn't use Windows on that machine even if it were free, and I'd like Dell to know that some of us simply don't want Windows.

    5. Re:Automation by BruceCage · · Score: 3, Informative

      Microsoft might be concerned that they don't get their money for this, but then again it would be against the law for them to do anything like force Dell not to do it, or insist that users do not get a refund anyway (the EU would have a field day and think up some higher billion dollar amounts for fines).
      Actually the reason you're able to refund your copy of Microsoft Windows is because of Microsoft itself.

      The background story. Back in 1999 some members from the SVLUG and also a Slashdot editor (Chris DiBona) organized Windows Refund Day, I found out about this while watching the documentary Revolution OS (there's footage of the event in there) so I thought I'd share it with you. From the Windows Refund day page:

      The windows EULA (End User License Agreement) clearly states that the agreement can be refused by the end user, and that windows can be returned to the manufacturer. In real life, however, manufacturers typically say that they can't refund the windows license and tell the user to contact microsoft directly.
      Turns out it's a whole lot easier nowadays to return your copy of Windows than it was back then and you can thank these guys for it.
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    6. Re:Automation by shaitand · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you are running a burn in suite that runs on top of windows it is useless anyway. For instance, how could you test RAM with something like Vista loaded and preventing access to a couple gigs?

      Good burn in suites are run from trimmed linux boots or DOS/DR-DOS/custom os/etc. As a rule they are loaded from a boot disk and never installed onto the hard drive.

      The biggest assumption in your post is that Dell runs a burn-in diagnostic. This is probably not likely.

      I'm not sure how Dell does things on their assembly line. But I imagine they image drives in bulk and then just plug in a preimaged drive into the system. Providing an option for drives without operating systems is as easy as giving the assembly line grunt two stacks of drives. They already have facilities for providing customization so they must be tracking options for given pcs.

    7. Re:Automation by kristjansson · · Score: 1

      I think shipping a naked/bare PC is extremely user-unfriendly and it also gives Dell a burn-in-test nightmare (how do you burn in a laptop which is supposed to have never had an OS installed on it? Do you then perform a military-grade disk wipe after you put the burn-in software on there? I dunno..).

      Why couldn't they just use a bootable cd for the test software? Why even bother writing anything to the disk at all?

    8. Re:Automation by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'Or, if you don't want Windows, buy an N-series desktop or laptop. People keep complaining that you can't buy a naked PC from Dell, but there it is.'

      Yes, but people don't want to have to buy an N-series. They want to be able to pick ANY computer from the Dell site and buy it with that $40 taken off. Most of the refunds I have heard about are $40ish so I assume that is what Dell pays for the license. Whatever time they save preparing a windows image and imaging the drive that goes into the system is probably offset by adding another configuration option into the assembly line.

      Right now Dell forces you to buy a premium system, usually with some extra markup and the title 'workstation' or 'server' to get Linux or No OS. We want to be able to buy Grandma the same $299 special, minus $40 because we don't want Vista and load Ubuntu on it.

    9. Re:Automation by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Right now Dell forces you to buy a premium system, usually with some extra markup and the title 'workstation' or 'server' to get Linux or No OS. We want to be able to buy Grandma the same $299 special, minus $40 because we don't want Vista and load Ubuntu on it.

      What I bought was the same Dimension C521 without Windows, saving $40. Not $299, but the cheapest I could find on the Dell website.

    10. Re:Automation by mallie_mcg · · Score: 1

      Dell don't sell the n-series in all markets.

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    11. Re:Automation by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I bet it costs more to process it through 'Veronika' than clicking a website button would.

      You're thinking long-term though. Setting up the automated process costs a damn sight more to do now than even a large number of refunds processed through customer services costs; you'll never make management with that kind of thinking!

      On a more serious note, though, if the cost to set up the automated process is great enough, you won't save any money anyway, as only a tiny minority of customers are going to be claiming a refund. It may well be cheaper in the long run to do it manually for those (relatively) few that do claim.

    12. Re:Automation by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Yes, replying to yourself is bad form... shrug

      I just put this together. In my case, perhaps many others, MS has indeed, if not on purpose, recieved payment for what amounts to me getting Windows XP for free! There is something that is simply not right about that, not right on any level. At first glance, it appears that MS is paying Dell to give me XP. That can't be right. According to this story, if I voice my desire nicely I might get back %15 of the value of the Windows that I didn't actually pay for? OR, on the other hand, if I get that back, it makes the hardware that much cheaper so as to insinuate that MS is paying for Dell to give me MS Windows XP? No, I didn't pay for Windows as the system hardware was 25% cheaper than I could have purchased it on my own, piece by piece. In market terms, I didn't even pay full price for the hardware. Yes, I do understand that in volume things become cheaper, but the math on this seems to indicate that someone is getting fscked pretty good. It wasn't me this time.

      Can anyone explain this math problem to me?

    13. Re:Automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but people don't want to have to buy an N-series. They want to be able to pick ANY computer from the Dell site and buy it with that $40 taken off.

      Too damn bad then. They offer some of their product line without Windows. If that's not to your liking take your business elsewhere. Yes, it really is that simple!

    14. Re:Automation by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Run the burn-in tests on bootable media (USB, CDs, DVDs) like many manufacturers do - or from the Dell Diagnostics test menu for that purpose which can be left on the partition either way.

    15. Re:Automation by pizpot · · Score: 1

      For anyone with no windows experience, you can reinstall it to a blank hardrive (that it came on originally) and use the windows key code on the sticker on the back of the Dell to reinstall it and update it with windows update. You need an OEM cd though and that did not come with the computer. What did come with it, is the ability to back the hardrive up to several dvd's. Consider that, and document what hardrive it was because that is needed. Annoyingly, restoring from those dvd's will hose any dual boots you had going.

    16. Re:Automation by mpcooke3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft might be concerned that they don't get their money for this, but then again it would be against the law for them to do anything like force Dell not to do it

      All they have to do is decrease the discount they give dell on OEM copies of Windows to bring them back into line. They can give any number of reasons for doing this because the agreement would be confidential. This is already how they get Dell to "Recommend Windows".

    17. Re:Automation by shaitand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      'Too damn bad then. They offer some of their product line without Windows. If that's not to your liking take your business elsewhere. Yes, it really is that simple!'

      I do take my business elsewhere and for that very reason. I also choose to actively let Dell and others know about my displeasure whenever the subject arises. Forgive me if I don't choose to be put in my place and silenced by a few words from a coward. Especially when they do nothing but state the obvious.

    18. Re:Automation by jrockway · · Score: 1

      > Why even bother writing anything to the disk at all?

      Do you want a laptop with a broken disk? Burn-in is when they test to make sure that the hardware actually works.

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    19. Re:Automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to send the keys to MS, most legitimate installs can't pass WGA anyhow.

    20. Re:Automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I bet it costs more to process it through 'Veronika' than clicking a website button would.

      You figure?

      It's all of one question that a standard Veronika unit fields. Adding the website button would reduce the number of times this relatively uncommon question is asked, but people will still ask it over the phone. Over a year the total time spent with that particular request probably wouldn't add up to a full Veronika shift.

      Conversely, adding a site option produces some immediately billable time, plus probably some fairly high level approval and even debate. Dell is the PHB's natural environment. Corporate approval ladder nightmares are perhaps the number one bitch of contract media designers. I doubt it's much different for internal staff.

      Adding the button will make economic sense to a corporation as a minor part of a general website upgrade. Then it'll be part of a parcel of improvements intended to reduce Veronika-load at a cost which is less than the savings.

      So yeah, it costs more to process it through a Veronika, but not nearly enough to make introducing the button a independant priority.

    21. Re:Automation by idugcoal · · Score: 1

      The 15% that the submitter was referring to was the 15% of the total cost of his purchase, computer and all, not just 15% of the price of Vista + Works.

      Still glad that it's not the customer who got "fsked pretty good." Cheers. :)

    22. Re:Automation by amchugh · · Score: 1

      I heard Dell stopped burn in testing about 6 or 7 years ago, or at least switched from 3 day burn in tests to ones that last a few hours at best.
      http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/88/dell.html

    23. Re:Automation by daveytay · · Score: 1

      This is a great idea. I bet their contract with MS as a reseller denies it.

    24. Re:Automation by kristjansson · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're quite tracking the target here. there are plenty of utilities that will test an hdd with a formatted file system. There's no real reason to have to install an OS image just to do a hardware burn-in anymore. My bread and butter right now is doing hardware testing and spyware removal via bootable discs with toolboxes installed to them, and it really doesn't make any sense to me why they would need to do much more than format the disk and do the burn testing from cd-rom. anybody doing large-scale manufacture of pc's already has a known-good installation image, replete with all the necessary software and drivers, so how hard would it be to do the hardware testing before transferring the installation image, so that you don't have to completely retool the assembly line to accommodate naked pc's?

    25. Re:Automation by Alsee · · Score: 1

      What I bought was the same Dimension C521 without Windows, saving $40.

      I'm pretty sure that's NOT true. Not unless Dell very recently changed the product specifications and prices.

      There was a Slashdot story not long celebrating the fact that Dell introduced the Windows-free n-series. I spent quite a while crawling through the different system specifications for the Windows system and the n-series Windows-free version, between and crawling through the the umpteen pages of system customization options to identify $valuate and reconcile all of the differences, and posting the analysis. The final result was that there was effectively $ZERO discount for buying a Windows-free machine. In fact buying the Windows machine and just deleting Windows and eating the Windows tax usually turned out to be the better deal... that way you could avoid being forced to buy some "upgrades" and other crap that you may not want... for example if you buy the non-Windows system you are FORCED to pay an extra $25 for a "free" recycling deal. The Windows system you can take recycling for an extra $25 or leave it out for $25 less. The non-Windows system you CAN'T drop the recycling option to avoid paying for it. You also cannot drop the mandatory "free" harddrive upgrade that is rolled into the price... you cannot drop the mandatory "free" video card upgrade that is rolled into the price... cannot drop the mandatory "free" optical drive upgrade that is rolled into the price.

      So taking the Windows machine and eating the unwanted Windows tax works out to about $0 difference, plus it gives you the option to save money by not buying crap you may not want. And buying the Windows machine works out to an indisputably better deal if you demand the refund for the unused unwanted Windows OS.

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  8. Sounds good by cdrdude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That sounds nice an all, but it's in Germany. How about other places? Is German Dell an anomaly here?

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    1. Re:Sounds good by Grendel70 · · Score: 1

      It may be Dell Germany, but odds are the support call was routed to India. :)

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    2. Re:Sounds good by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Yes, no doubt due in part to the extensive German speaking Indian population you will find in India.

    3. Re:Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Germany is part of the EU, presumably the same right to a refund extends across all 27 countries in the EU.

  9. Congrats (Pirate) by Random+Q.+Hacker · · Score: 0

    We all know you are just returning Vista so you can install a pirate copy of XP instead!

  10. Finally Uh? by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For almost 10 years, the lock on OSes to hardware with companies like Dell has not been mandated by MS, and finally we see one of these companies stepping up to the plate and doing the right things.

    The Windows and or OSes tied to hardware are for pure support cost reasons at this point with companies like Dell/HP/etc.

    Even prior to the dissolving of MS only contracts, any hardware company had the choice to not buy into an exclusive package from MS and pay the $5/10 bucks more per copy. And even though MS took the flack for this, it was not an uncommon model in the software/OEM industry and it was also something that the greed of OEMs were eager to take advantage of to the loss of their customers.

    I was part of a fairly large OEM company during this timeframe, and we chose not to save the $5 a copy on OEM Windows, and still maintained a great relationship with MS even still we sold naked and *nix preloaded on many systems.

    Sure we could have signed a bundling deal, just like we were offered by Corel and even IBM in the early years for OS/2, however saving a couple of $$ per Windows system was less important than providing our customers what they wanted.

    So Kudos to Dell for finally stepping up and taking responsibility for the product they are selling...

    1. Re:Finally Uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > For almost 10 years, the lock on OSes to hardware with companies like Dell has not been mandated by MS,

      Actually it was not ten years ago:
      http://slashdot.org/articles/02/03/26/150226.shtml /
      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/03/19/microsoft_ killed_dell_linux_states//

  11. The best part by wes33 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So far as I can see, the guy could take the money and still be using vista. At least, I don't see anywhere any verification of the non-use was requested. so how does this work? what's to stop someone lying to Dell and getting 77 bucks

    1. Re:The best part by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Dell has a record of the License code they gave to you. Hopefully they deactivated the license. I wouldn't be surprised if Dell machines connected to Dell itself for the license server, though I don't know if this is true.

      On Vista for corperate installs, you now have to install a Microsoft provided license server on one machine (your domain controller most likely) your individual machines then connect to that server for verification.

    2. Re:The best part by StormReaver · · Score: 5, Funny

      "what's to stop someone lying to Dell and getting 77 bucks"

      Dell: Hi, this is Dell technical support. How may I help you?"
      Customer: Uh, I want a refund for Vista since I'm not using it.
      Dell: Okay, I just need you to answer one randomly selected question. What does "ls -l" do?
      Customer: It displays a long directory listing.
      Dell: Your refund check is on the way.

    3. Re:The best part by amazon10x · · Score: 1

      What if they use ReactOS?

    4. Re:The best part by imemyself · · Score: 1

      You don't have to install the Key Management Server. That's one of the two options for VLK licenses with Vista, but you can also have it activate with MS's servers.

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    5. Re:The best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's over 100 bucks. Thanks in part to Dubya and his little wars, the American dollar is very weak.

    6. Re:The best part by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you haven't activated Vista yet, I assume that it will no longer be possible to do so (and so the most you could use it for is about 120 days with registry hacking). If you have activated it, I imagine that WGA (or similar) will kill it soon enough.

      (Oh, and it was €77, so more like $100 or so)

    7. Re:The best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They image all the drives for each series system with the same copy of Vista using the same key. Comes to you pre-activated.

    8. Re:The best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't record the cd key. The builders only scan to make sure it is the right OS (Pro, Home, or Media Center) but they don't waste time manually typing in the cd key for each computer. Builders have very tight time constraints so they can build a predefined amount each day and offset being fired. The proper procedure is to either give the CS rep the cd key to invalidate it or scrape it off the chassis, mail it in and they will invalidate it.

    9. Re:The best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the licence carefully, you'd notice that the activation is not even possible if you intend not to comply with the licence and get your refund. OTOH, if you activate your sistem and agree to the terms of the EULA, you will probably not get your refund.

    10. Re:The best part by AusIV · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if they use ReactOS?

      Based on the experience I had with ReactOS in a VM, it probably gives a bluescreen.

    11. Re:The best part by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      Uhmmm, no thats 77 Euro's, or about $102.00 dollars

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    12. Re:The best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you reinstall from the supplied CDs, the resulting windows will be pre-activated. It's a proper install CD, and not a recovery CD. You could even go and install the supplied windows on the Dell PC and use the key that sticks on the box and install Windows on a non-Dell PC with it.

  12. Style. by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    some still think that buying a naked PC won't be easy. But what about stripping it naked after you buy it?

    Doing things that way always gets me waaay more in the mood. Gotta do it slowly though.

    1. Re:Style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I know what you mean. I'm into old hardware running gentoo too... HOT!

  13. Differences in your geography? by hugorxufl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since IANAL, do any of you know of differences in consumer laws/regulations that may have made it easier for the German or European customer? Previous slashdot stories suggested that a Windows refund have been a mess for US customers in the past.

    1. Re:Differences in your geography? by EvilRyry · · Score: 1

      In the EULA it basically says this is a contract between you, the OEM and Microsoft. If you don't agree with the terms of this license, call Dell to receive a refund.
      I don't really see where there's any room for negotiation. The EULA, which I'm sure they would hold you to, applies to them as well.

  14. What can Microsoft do? by biocute · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe charge PC vendors a "Gates" fee that is equivalent to 99% of the revenue of the OS, then charge $1 per Vista copy. So Dell can only refund $1 to the customer, but still pays about the same amount of what it would have sold in a year (assuming all PCs pre-installed with Windows).

    1. Re:What can Microsoft do? by jt2377 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      At least you can get refund for Vista. Let's see if Apple will do that with Mac. hey, i don't want Mac OSX, Can i get refund on it?

    2. Re:What can Microsoft do? by AusIV · · Score: 1
      From some other cases of people trying to get refunds on XP I've read, vendors will often try to refund the customer something on the order of $10, claiming that's all it's worth. I don't know what the basis for that claim is, but I've heard it's a common way out of refunding customers for their Windows purchase.

      This page details some experiences of returning XP to dell.

      Personally, I've built my desktops much cheaper than I could buy them with Windows, and I bought my last laptop from System76.com, which sells laptops with Ubuntu (my distro of choice) pre-installed. It might have been cheaper to buy a Dell and get a refund, but this way I know the hardware is well supported under Linux.

    3. Re:What can Microsoft do? by zoward · · Score: 1
      From some other cases of people trying to get refunds on XP I've read, vendors will often try to refund the customer something on the order of $10, claiming that's all it's worth.

      Then I would request that they send me ten licenses for XP and I'll pay $100 for them.

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    4. Re:What can Microsoft do? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I would just get the Vista refund for the principal if nothing else. Even if the refund was only $0.01 I would still get it if I wasn't using windows. Just to show Dell and MS that I infact wasn't using the software.

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    5. Re:What can Microsoft do? by Shados · · Score: 1

      As long as they dont use it as an excuse to escape taxes one way or another, and its done "by the book", the OEM can refund you whatever the hell they want to refund you, since they can just write it off as custom retention fee or something along those lines. How much they paid for Vista, how much they refund you...thats all up to customer service.

  15. An amazing concept called... by bluemonq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...trust. For now, anyways.

  16. After Germany was reunited. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was a debate over what to name the new Germany everywhere in Europe except Germany.

    In Germany the debate was over what to call France.

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    1. Re:After Germany was reunited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Käseland

    2. Re:After Germany was reunited. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Informative

      nope, that is already reserved for netherlands.

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  17. All of this is very nice, but I did spot one thing by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Note the following line:

    Vista did not manage to recover from the aborted install process the previous day and got lost in an infinite loop of reboots. (I wonder what people do with a power outage during install as there was no such thing as a Vista-CD delivered...)

    And I've noticed that some OEMs aren't setting up a "recovery" partition (basically, a second partition which can be booted directly from the BIOS which reinstalls the OS) any more. Not good at all. Heck, I took delivery of a PC only last week where there was no hardware fault from the factory, but there was something wrong with the OEM Windows install and it was stuck in a reboot loop. Didn't bother me as we've got a Windows site license so I could rebuild from our own media anyway, but that's not really the point.

  18. Just to break that 77.54 down for you... by jpellino · · Score: 3, Funny

    That was EU77.00 for Vista and 00.54 for Works.

    Sounds about right.

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    1. Re:Just to break that 77.54 down for you... by mulhollandj · · Score: 1

      It appears you have a problem with LDS people based on your sig. I do not support Mitt in his run for president but I would not dare say that Mormons in general are morons. In fact it is the only major religion where the amount of education and how active one is in the church are positively correlated. If you have any specific problems then please let me know.

    2. Re:Just to break that 77.54 down for you... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      It appears you have a problem with LDS people based on your sig.

      I don't read his sig that way. I read it as calling one or more presidents a moron.

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    3. Re:Just to break that 77.54 down for you... by jpellino · · Score: 1

      From your post, it appears you have a problem with others' senses of humor.
      I never said any of the things you read into it. So far everybody else I've told has laughed.
      The joke refers to the one letter difference between "Mormon" and "moron", the reason it's funny is that Romney is broadly perceived as a Mormon, and the sitting president is broadly perceived as a moron.

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  19. TFA forgets step zero by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Step zero is to buy from Dell in Europe, not in USA. European consumer protection is far better than in USA.

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    1. Re:TFA forgets step zero by kefler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Step 0: Buy a Dell in a box
      Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
      ....

  20. But how will DELL stop fraud? by mark99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So how do they know you really formatted it, and aren't using Vista Home.

    1. Re:But how will DELL stop fraud? by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 2, Informative

      So how do they know you really formatted it, and aren't using Vista Home.
      When it phones home to Microsoft...
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    2. Re:But how will DELL stop fraud? by marcusdapp · · Score: 1

      Hi there, I am the OP. I guess the difference to earlier times is that you do not have a CD anymore, Vista is on the HD and only on the HD. So no returning of CDs. In addition Vista AFAIK needs to be activated/registered online after 30 days -- if you do not then it gets deactivated or at least reduced in functionality (this is with no warranty: I have never installed/used Windows Vista!). So, I guess if Dell/Microsoft will find out 40 days from now that my serial number got activated I will get problems. But, that will never happen, trust me. :-)

    3. Re:But how will DELL stop fraud? by mark99 · · Score: 1

      I guess this means that MS shares activation data with their OEMs? That seems kind of surprising to me.

      But I can't think of a concrete reason why they should not, unless it violates some Data Protection Laws or something.

      Still bothers me though...

  21. Germany BY LAW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are allowed by law to buy a PC without an OS on it, and Dell are obligated to offer to sell you the PC without the OS on it.

    Don't expect it to be so easy anywhere else, Dell gets a lot of subsidy from Microsoft for the 'Linux' games it plays.

    1. Re:Germany BY LAW by Alphager · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are allowed by law to buy a PC without an OS on it, and Dell are obligated to offer to sell you the PC without the OS on it.

      Don't expect it to be so easy anywhere else, Dell gets a lot of subsidy from Microsoft for the 'Linux' games it plays. Bullshit. There is no such law here in Germany.
      Everybody on the world has this right; just read the damn MS-EULA the next time you reinstall; it's in there.
    2. Re:Germany BY LAW by wrook · · Score: 1

      I just bought a Toshiba laptop recently (in Canada). Believe it or not my laptop was in a plastic bag with a EULA on it. I didn't keep the bag (I was keeping Windows for playing games anyway), and I don't remember exactly what it said. But basically I remember it saying that I had to agree to keep the software if I opened the bag. Kinda sucked.

      Of course this is a Toshiba thing and not an MS thing, but unless you want to return the whole machine you're kind of stuck with the software they bundled with it :-(

    3. Re:Germany BY LAW by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      But you could read the eula BEFORE oppening the bag?!?!? Amateurs...

    4. Re:Germany BY LAW by jrockway · · Score: 1

      You: Your honor, my cat opened the bag before I read the EULA.
      Judge: Toshiba, just pay them the freakin' $80 for Vista.
      Toshiba: OK.

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    5. Re:Germany BY LAW by sbryant · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are allowed by law to buy a PC without an OS on it, and Dell are obligated to offer to sell you the PC without the OS on it.

      Don't expect it to be so easy anywhere else, Dell gets a lot of subsidy from Microsoft for the 'Linux' games it plays.

      That's not quite what the law says. Dell are allowed by law to only sell PCs with Windows if they so choose. What the law says is that the "OEM" version of the software may be sold without any accompanying hardware, and that Microsoft is explicitly forbidden from making versions of Windows which are tied to (only run on) specific machines. You can see this article (in German) for an overview; the judgement itself, from 6th July 2000, is typed up here (also German). This law is also the reason that people in Germany can legally sell their used OEM Windows software on ebay, even if the EULA says that the software may not be sold separately from the machine it came with.

      It has also been hinted at that extra conditions of use (eg: in the EULA) on boxed software that were not visible on the outside of the box prior to purchase may be counted as null and void, but this has not yet been confirmed by a court of law - in Germany, or AFAIK anywhere else in the EU.

      The situation in the States is, of course, an entirely different kettle of fish. As far as being a consumer goes, it's the land of the not-so-free.

      -- Steve

  22. Congradulations by OrangeTide · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You took a perfectly good Windows computer and made it useless.

    Why didn't you just buy a Linux box from a real vendor who actually uses hardware that Linux is known to support well?

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    1. Re:Congradulations by keeboo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You took a perfectly good Windows computer(...)

      Is there such a thing?

    2. Re:Congradulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You misspelled "congratulations".

    3. Re:Congradulations by ed · · Score: 1

      I have a Dell laptop I got in a raffle from Dell and MS

      as delivered by them it didn;t connect to my wireless router

      Ubuntu worked straight away, no hassle

      Got Vista to work after I downloader the wireless driver

    4. Re:Congradulations by Delkster · · Score: 1

      I'm not him, but I don't know of any computer vendors that would sell laptops or desktops with Linux preinstalled where I'm located.

      It's quite possible that it wasn't a feasible option for the original poster either.

    5. Re:Congradulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least install Firefox on that windows compuder, mate.

    6. Re:Congradulations by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Yea, I don't get why the spell checker said it was okay. (I even right clicked it and it said it was fine, but it's obviously not after I cracked open a real dictionary). It's a filthy liar.

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    7. Re:Congradulations by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It's a Linux box I'm using, and it has firefox but it fights spellchecking the Subject field on slashdot. The Comment field works like a champ though. (I must admit, hooked on phonics did NOT work for me)

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    8. Re:Congradulations by PPH · · Score: 1

      You took a perfectly good Windows computer(...)

      Is there such a thing?

      One that hasn't been connected to the Internet yet.

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  23. Re:Aw, the poor little baby can't handle Vista by alisson · · Score: 1

    I love non sequiturs so much!

    Now, can you get a refund on the unused... dell?

  24. Why would you do this? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Based on the comments on Vista here?

  25. The Genuine Advantage by twitter · · Score: 1

    So far as I can see, the guy could take the money and still be using vista.

    Dude, don't you know that you don't get the Wow if Vista is not Genuine? Where have you been?

    Another way to look at it is as Saint Heinlein did, "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity." The punishment is in the use.

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    1. Re:The Genuine Advantage by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      And RAH is dead. So he must have been stupid?

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  26. I'm impressed to hear you got the crud Works refun by bradavon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm impressed to hear you got the crud Works refunded too. I didn't realise that was possible. I bet if more knew/could be bothered Dell and the like would be issuing loads of refunds. I bet less than 10% of users ever use Works.

  27. Fantastic Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today I take delivery of my new dell laptop (with "opt in because there is no other choice" copy of Vista) and I'll be giving them a call/email a little later.

    Thanks for submitting!

  28. Re:Aw, the poor little baby can't handle Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cockless wonder

  29. OS bundling was law requirement once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not so sure about that. Previously we had a law that actually required a new computer to ship with a pre-installed operating system. And it was long suspected that this law was probably provided to us by the very fine Microsoft government bribery machine. That was in the nineties though. I however don't know what happened to this law meanwhile. Local computer stores are obviously selling PCs without anything. (Or sometimes just with Windows 2000 "DEMO INSTALLATIONS" eventually.)

  30. Old news by FonkiE · · Score: 1

    I asked dell customer support 4 years ago if I could get it cheaper b/c I don't use windows. They said yes. It was like EUR 80 for xp home. So to be sure ask before you buy. I ended up not buying the notebook. But a friend did it.

    Dell has always handled that in a pro customer way. If they just would make windows an option in their webinterface, I don't mind if it's selected, but it should be de-selectable.

    1. Re:Old news by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Firefox Web Developer Extension has an option to uncheck all radio buttons. I wonder what happens if you click that on dell's site. I Run off to dell.ca. I am amazed they sell vista desktops with 512 MB of Ram. Well, even if you uncheck all the radio buttons, it still thinks you chose windows vista. It doesn't even report any errors. I think i'm going to email dell and tell them about the bug.

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  31. But how many /, 'ser,,, by thanksforthecrabs · · Score: 1

    How many Linux fanboys really would buy something from Dell? I can't imagine that many people would not prefer to stick Linux on an old home built PC or build a new one custom.

    1. Re:But how many /, 'ser,,, by chrylis · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call myself a "fanboy", but I've used Linux exclusively on my own computers for nearly 10 years (and recommend Linux and Mac OS X to friends). Right now, I'm working on a massive IT upgrade project for a large company, and whether we end up going with Dell, Sun, HP, or somebody else, we certainly won't be building our new boxes ourselves; it's just not cost-effective for most businesses.

    2. Re:But how many /, 'ser,,, by kb0hae · · Score: 1

      Its kinda hard to home build a laptop. What Dell needs to do is make it easy to buy a "naked" computer whos hardware is Linux compatible. Shouldn't be too hard to do, as they sell a few computers with Linux pre-installed. Just d give the buyerr the choice of the OS they want, or no OS on those machines. And of course state that they provide no tech support for OS problems on the "naked" machines.

      Would I buy from Dell? No way! They are only 1/4 step up from e-machines in the quality of components used to build their computers. For a desktop system, I will indeed build my own as I have done for the last 8 years or so. For laptops I would probably go with IBM/Leverno.

      I am NOT a "Linux fanboy", but I have been using Linux for the last 2 years now. I find the term Linux fanboy to be insulting and offensive, just as I would imagine the term Windows fanboy (or Microsoft fanboy) is insulting and offensive to those who use Windows. I chose to use Linux for very good reasons which I will not go into here. They have been listed here in many posts before. I do use Windows 98SE on two ancient laptops that I have here, because they don't have enough memory (32 meg, and 48 meg) to run a graphical interface in Linux. I do not disparage those willing to try a Linux live CD, and decide for themselves what OS to use. I do not have much respect for anyone who is close-minded enough to automatically say that any OS is better without at least considering alternatives. What is the best OS for me is not necessarily the best OS for everyone. The important thing is that more and more computer buyers are realizing the importance of choice, so companies like Dell need to make more choices available.

    3. Re:But how many /, 'ser,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been building PC's for 15 years and you know what, I am tired of doing it. Also, I am tired of having windows pre-loaded and paying for it. Just sell me a damn blank drive on the machine. That is all I want.

    4. Re:But how many /, 'ser,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're just a "Leverno" fanboy.

    5. Re:But how many /, 'ser,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it could actually be beneficial if that did happen. it would give a fairly standardized base of hardware to write linux drivers for.

    6. Re:But how many /, 'ser,,, by mgiuca · · Score: 1

      What choices have we got for laptops?

  32. I don't know about the US ... by Ignatius · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... but here in Austria you can order Dell Workstations with Linux (RedHat) preinstalled. Also, about a year ago, I ordered a Dell Precision 380 workstation without a preinstalled OS (It came with a FreeDos partition containing drivers and docs IIRC). YMMV

    1. Re:I don't know about the US ... by baileydau · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here in Australia, same thing.

      My work PC is a Precision 380 that came with "no OS" which translates to FreeDos.

      Actually I'm using it right now (running SUSE 10.2)

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  33. Re:Aw, the poor little baby can't handle Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, I wonder who that AC was who just so happened to post the exact same thing?

    Stupidass.

  34. Craplets by Rix · · Score: 1

    All those little demos and advertisements pay into Dell. So, yes, Dell is being paid to load windows.

  35. dell open source desktops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  36. Re:Aw, the poor little baby can't handle Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw, the poor little baby can't handle Vista!! When you get bigger you will TRY again and maybe then, with some maturity, you can handle it.

    Perhaps it's the RAM requirements? 512MB is enough to boot without applications, fine. You can do a lot more in XP, Linux, OS X or a BSD with that much RAM though. A refund might allow the customer to put the actual OS they want on the system. What's wrong with that?

  37. It benefits Dell more than you think! by ssummer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Essentially having a customer remove the supported OS wipes them of all support responsibilities. Even gross hardware failures will probably be blamed on the new OS (likely Linux). Imagine your call to Dell Support because your optical drive blew up:


    Dell: How can we help you?
    Mr. Vista Free: My DVD burner exploded.
    Dell: Right-click on the DVD drive and click "Properties".
    Mr. Vista Free: I'm using Ubuntu.
    Dell: Right-click on the icon please.
    Mr. Vista Free: My friggin DVD drive exploded!
    Dell: Please download the updated Vista drivers.
    Mr. Vista Free: I run Ubuntu and besides I don't need drivers! I need a fire extinguisher!
    Dell: Well please go to Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs and uninstall Ubuntu. That might be causing the problem.
    Mr. Vista Free: LISTEN YOU DAMN CU... (head explodes)

    1. Re:It benefits Dell more than you think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. The hardware is still supported, the OS is not. If you did not recieve a drivers and utilities disk, ask for one to be sent and run diagnostics. If you have a failure code, the hardware will be replaced as long as you have a current warranty, end of story.

  38. Hot? Keep on dreaming. by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    Have you ever worked in a call center?

    I want to write an Emo song and call it "I never call into Phone Sex lines because all the chicks who work at call centers are fat."

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  39. Why buy from the big guys at all? by hkmarks · · Score: 1

    Why not call around to small local computer retailers and repair shops and see what they can put together for you?

    When I bought my last desktop, I did exactly that. I knew roughly how fast I wanted it to be and what features I wanted, but didn't have the expertise to build it myself (or even choose all the right components). I also had a limited budget of about $500. I didn't need a video card or audio card, luckily (that would have blown my budget for sure), and I already owned a copy of Windows (I was not ready for Linux, I'm afraid).

    I went to the shop and explained my needs. They picked out the appropriate parts for me and the next day I had a shiny new computer. I installed Windows myself, although they offered to do it for me. It was dead simple, and there was no worry or extra cost for shipping. All the parts were warrantied. They also warrantied their work for some period of time. The labour price was quite reasonable.

    I suppose if you're located far from any decent shops, or need a large number of machines, or have some other particular need, the big guys are a good choice. But there are other options.

    (Caveat: make sure you get a good power supply. Mine conked out after <4 years. Of course, that applies with any computer retailer. Cheaping out on that is a common way to lower prices.)

    Barring upgrades and a new PS, it's still running 6 years later, and when I replace it I'll probably go back. (Granted, lots of upgrades. Most of which would be totally unnecessary if it weren't for those infernal games.)

    The retailer in question was Gamepower Systems.

  40. Re:All of this is very nice, but I did spot one th by mjwx · · Score: 1

    HP laptops and desktops come with a program that allows you to burn (or create ISO's for burning later) your copy of Windows XP and the driver disks associated when you first boot into windows. The only Craplet they came pre-installed with was the Goobar (Google toolbar) which I promptly removed.

    I know this wont help when windows wont boot out of the box (what are the odds though, also could be a sign of tampering /tin-foil hat) but that's what you bought the warranty for. You did buy the warranty didn't you?

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  41. slashdot.ie by tepples · · Score: 1

    Ireland uses euros and is next door to the United Kingdom. So what about slashdot.ie? Or would that be too close to the abbreviation for a Microsoft product?

  42. Really a blue screen? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Must be a coincidence that is how Vista reacted when I put it into a Virtual Machine, it blue screened too!

    Could it have to do with the fact that both Vista and ReactOS are unfinished operating systems?

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    1. Re:Really a blue screen? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Must be a coincidence that is how Vista reacted when I put it into a Virtual Machine, it blue screened too!
      Strange, it comes in red here.
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    2. Re:Really a blue screen? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      The red screen of death was dropped in Vista Beta 1, and it is blue now. You must be using an old Beta or Alpha version.

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  43. A Mac without Mac OSX? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really any PC system can run Linux or *BSD Unix, you don't need Mac hardware for that.

    The only reason for buying a more expensive system like a Macintosh computer would to be to run Mac OSX on it. Otherwise you can buy PCs with the same hardware cheaper from other vendors sans an OS and install Linux or *BSD Unix whatever on it.

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    1. Re:A Mac without Mac OSX? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Otherwise you can buy PCs with the same hardware cheaper from other vendors
      Now you've done it!

      *Hides under bed to escape from the Apple and PC fanatics who are going to argue this*
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    2. Re:A Mac without Mac OSX? by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      Let's say a Mac user wants to upgrade to new hardware but use the copy of OSX that he already has (removing OSX from his old Mac, so as to stay within the EULA terms of one copy of OSX per Mac). Or, perhaps he bought a copy of OSX at retail and never installed it on any Mac, and wants to use that retail copy on a new Mac.

      Should he not be able to get a new Mac without the OS at a cheaper price, since he's going to install on it a copy of the OS that he already has?

      I think he should be able to do this. Apple always gets a free pass on these things for whatever reason.

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    3. Re:A Mac without Mac OSX? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Still it would be running an older copy of OSX, and the user will be having security issues unless he/she upgrades to the latest version.

      I suppose if you want to run OSX 10.3 or 10.2 on a newer Mac, why should Apple stop you from shooting yourself in the foot?

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  44. Re:Why buy from the big guys at all? by Grey_14 · · Score: 1

    Generally, because the big guy's are cheaper. It's the economics of scale or something like that, I dunno, What am I an economics.. studying... person... ANYWAYS, most often you get better hardware for cheaper from a big guy than a local shop. Don't get me wrong though, the local shop has someone you can bring it in to when it catches on fire, and someone who you can actually yell at face to face, or throw stuff at (I worked at a local place for a year or so while in highschool).

    last time I looked the price difference was around $200 between assembling a computer yourself, and getting an equal dell. but that changes around a lot depending on where you get your local parts, and again now that dell is refunding windows apparently.

    Also, with the money saved you can just throw your computer out after three years (Or turn it into a file server, or better yet donate it to a community group that will probably find a good use for it) and buy a new one. Yes you can use linux on bare scraps of hardware, by why fight with a computer? having modern hardware makes it so much more enjoyable to use your computer.

  45. HP in the US not so willing. by PyroX_Pro · · Score: 1

    I tried support through Phone, Chat, and Email, was told there is no way to get any such refund. I sent one last email, that was word for word the same as this guy's except for Dell was changed to Compaq. I have not yet received a response. I'm now running Ubuntu, and using VMPlayer to run MS Win XP Pro. It is funny, XP Pro run in VMplayer with a 20 gig slice and given 128 MB runs much better than Vista did on it's own.

  46. Can I get these with APPLE? by kentsin · · Score: 0

    What do you say if I buy from Apple and then install ubuntu?

  47. A Customer in Brazil also got his refund from Dell by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

    Hi, I just checked this news, and when I oppened my e-mail, there it was
    in a F.S. list, a message witht eh subject "Getting back the money from pre-installed
    Windows in a Dell computer". I thought at first it would be a link to this same
    news.
    However, it tuerned out to be a brazillian customer who achieved just the same
    over the past week. You can check the google translation, or the original blog entry if you can read Portuguese.
    It was not as easy as in TFA, though, the customer had to make a phone call, and mention by name brazillian customer law, which forbids bound product selling.

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  48. Re:Why buy from the big guys at all? by hkmarks · · Score: 1

    Well, if you're upgrading every 3 years, you can probably save that $200 by keeping your old case, along with parts that don't need upgrading. (Do you really need a new sound card? 56k modem? fans? PSU?) Shipping probably covers the rest (Dell requires logins to see how much shipping cost, so screw it, but I'm assuming it's somewhere in the $50 range). Anyway, that's my geek talking. For people who don't mess with their computers' innards, I suppose reusing parts is out of the question.

    A the mid-range, if you're paying $1500 instead of $1300, $200 isn't such a huge difference that it makes the thing more disposable. At the high end, $200 is the difference between the top-of-the-line CPU and the one that came out last month. It's trivial.

    Sure, at the lowest end, $400 is a better deal than $500. But at the low end, are you really getting the most "modern equipment" anyway? No--you're getting a email/internet/word-processing machine. How much are you paying for shipping? How long are you waiting for it to be delivered? How long are you waiting if it needs to be repaired? If you're a business, what is the downtime costing you? (Based on a recent conversation with my boss, I estimate our business (not a big outfit) would lose at least $400/week without email. We barely even use computers.)

  49. Hwo to get a Windows tax refund by Lobais · · Score: 1

    It can be done in the states too.
    Actually there's an entire guide with answers to all arguments you might meet.
    http://www.linux.com/article.pl?sid=07/01/03/22723 7

  50. Your dumb fat ass is naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    PC is without OS.

  51. Obvious reason for this. by mgv · · Score: 1

    When you buy the PC with windows, you get the included software such as Norton AV, or whatever.
    The inclusion of all this software (which then tries to hit you for upgrades or subscriptions) pretty much covers the cost of OEM windows, to my understanding.

    Now, if Microsoft actually refunds you the money for the licence, then Dell is actually ahead here! And it may be legal for them to do this if their deal with Norton et al is based on the number of installs sold, and there is no clause for when the user removes software. Very different from the situation if the machine is sold clean.

    You get the M$ money back while Dell get the money for including extra software on your windows install.

    Just speculation, someone tell me if this is wrong...

    Michael

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  52. Re:All of this is very nice, but I did spot one th by jimicus · · Score: 1

    I know this wont help when windows wont boot out of the box (what are the odds though, also could be a sign of tampering /tin-foil hat) but that's what you bought the warranty for. You did buy the warranty didn't you?

    No. I live in a country where if something doesn't work from the moment you get it out of the box, you're perfectly entitled to demand a refund or replacement and there's nothing the supplier can do about it unless you were warned of this possibility before you made the purchase (ie. it was sold "as seen").

  53. Re:All of this is very nice, but I did spot one th by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    This is a country where warranties are of very little use since many of them don't offer anything above what you are already entitled to in the first place.

  54. No such luck with Sony (yet) by cheros · · Score: 1

    I specifically asked the Sony Centre this before I bought a new laptop, and I got a "no, never heard of a refund" answer. Worse, they couldn't offer me a laptop with XP installed either, it's all Vista or nothing now, even when I explained to them that this would mean we could no longer buy Sony (as I set a groupwide ban on buying Vista unless we either have answers on DRM or have completed our Ubuntu tests).

    I needed a laptop there and then so I bought it, imaged the Vista off the machine and Ubuntu on it.

    I'll resume that battle some other time, they take advantage of the fact that it takes time and effort to fight idiocy..

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    1. Re:No such luck with Sony (yet) by mbrod · · Score: 1

      Did you check out the machines at:

      http://www.system76.com/

      I want a pure Ubuntu laptop, and will purchase one in the next three months. I am thinking about purchasing from these guys.

  55. Re:All of this is very nice, but I did spot one th by tokul · · Score: 1

    Recovery partition is a waste of space. Especially on laptops. OEMs (IBM ThinkPads included) that setup recovery partition, usually refuse to provide standard recovery cds or install media. If disk breaks, you lose both partitions.

  56. Re: Comma vs. period by ggeens · · Score: 1

    Do calculators in Europe have a comma key instead of a decimal key? Do european keyboard have a numpad with a comma?

    European keyboards have a period on the numeric keypad. Windows has 2 versions of each keymap, so you can choose whether it gives you a period or a comma. Under Linux, you can specify an option in xorg.conf.

    Calculators tend to have a period key and most of the time they would display a dot as the decimal separator. I have seen LCD calculators that could display periods and commas though.

    they say cinq point cinq, yet they write it as 5,5.

    Must be a Quebec thing. In France they say "cinq virgulle cinq". In every country I know they use the word for "comma".

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  57. no proof required? by Zwaxy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Judging by the emails, they didn't want to see any proof that you had uninstalled Windows, or even that you had actually bought a Dell machine.

    Is this offer of free money available to everyone? Or did they check more than you show in the emails?

  58. Nigerian scam derivative by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a typical Nigerian scam email; a significant amount of today's spam is made of such messages. See the wikipedia entry on Internet fraud.

  59. Acer, however, are useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nice to see Dell have reacted quickly. Acer, however, are fecking useless.

    I had Windows MCE removed from my notebook on 9th January and I am still waiting for the refund. I have written to them for the last time today warning them that unless I receive the refund quickly I will be taking legal action against them. I have been patient but they are taking the piss. It has been 75 days since the removal and I have received nothing. If I have no luck with a solicitor then I am going to go to their head office. I will stand outside their office with a placard stating they are thieves if I have to. I will not let some corporation rip me off.

    This is theft pure and simple. In my letter to them, sent recorded delivery, I have made it clear that criminal charges of theft and fraud will be levied against them if my refund is not recieved by 6th April.

    Acer have one pissed off customer.

  60. Anyone else reminded of `Dances With Wolves'? by phaunt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read "Dell Refunds Vista" and "Works With Two Emails" separately and then parsed the second phrase as a Native American name, akin to "Dances With Wolves" and "Stands With a Fist".

    How would a Native American get the name "Works With Two Emails"?

    1. Re:Anyone else reminded of `Dances With Wolves'? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Quite possibly someone made a typo. Works With Two Females makes much more sense for a hot Native American hunk.

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  61. Re:All of this is very nice, but I did spot one th by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Not a waste of space if the OS gets hosed, as it was in the case I cited.

    IBM also supply an application to make recovery CDs using the data in the recovery partition, and when I had to get a disk replaced under warranty (and explained that I didn't have recovery CDs) they were nice enough to send those out gratis as well.

  62. I tried this myself and.. by 4titude · · Score: 1
    When I bought my laptop recently, I was told I *had* to have works with it. Of course, I really didn't want it but I got it anyway. Thanks to the article poster's success, I tried getting a refund today. This is the result:

    Thank you for reaching us at Dell Asia Pacific Customer Center (Dell APCC). I understand that you would like to exchange your Microsoft Works. Kindly note that the licensing policies differs by region and we are not able to comply to your request as this is an infringement of license agreement between Microsoft and Dell. Thank you for your kind understanding and have a nice day.
    I wonder what the licensing policy is... "We will force MS works down every customer's throat, whether they like it or not". Anyone want a free copy of Works?
  63. Re:Why buy from the big guys at all? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

    (Caveat: make sure you get a good power supply. Mine conked out after < 4 years. Of course, that applies with any computer retailer. Cheaping out on that is a common way to lower prices.) Generally the rule is don't buy a power supply that advertises that it's gold coloured and/or has LEDs in it's 37 fans. In fact any psu that's less that £40 is likely crap or too weak for a modern pc. Another good indicator is the efficiency, any good psu will advertise >80%, or will advertise that it's quoted wattage is "maximum continuous" instead of "maximum peak* (*for <1ms)". Lastly a good power supply is really heavy.

    Case in point: I had a qtec gold 550W psu (~£30 at the time) that died within a week. The replacement died a year later when I managed to short the pc's audio front panel plugging my headphones in. It wasn't even the psu that stopped it, the fuse in the power cord went. I bought a Tagan 480W for £70 (they're much cheaper now) and it's been running ever since. Even an unfortunate accident involving metal in my pc (oops) just made it trip it's built-in short protector instead of burning like the qtec did.
  64. Re:I'm impressed to hear you got the crud Works re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the entire 'less than 10%' show up at the local kinkos, with their Works file saved on a dented old floppy disk, giving nightmares to the poor kinkos copyboy they walk up to, hoping to get a decent print out of that thing

  65. Re: Comma vs. period by Novus · · Score: 1

    European keyboards have a period on the numeric keypad.
    Considering the sheer amount of European keyboards that exist, I'd be careful about making generalisations like that. For example, a quick check of Finnish keyboards at my workplace shows comma keys on the numpad everywhere, and that's the default symbol produced when you press it (although I vaguely remember some systems defaulting to a dot instead).
  66. Apple refund... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great! Has anyone been successful in getting a refund from Apple for a naked PC? Oops... you mean that there is an Apple tax that must be paid.

    Shocking!

  67. Article on windows tax refund by aws910 · · Score: 1

    http://www.linux.com/article.pl?sid=07/01/03/22723 7
    I just ordered a Dell on Saturday and I'm going to try this - seems reasonable and well-documented.

  68. Adaptation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now Dell are selling these machines for EU 77.54 more.

  69. Re: Comma vs. period by Phisbut · · Score: 1

    European keyboards have a period on the numeric keypad.

    French-canadian Mac keyboards have a comma on the numeric keypad... and that sucks when trying to type in an IP address. I've seen calculators with both, probably depends on brand.

    Must be a Quebec thing. In France they say "cinq virgulle cinq". In every country I know they use the word for "comma".

    I suppose it is. Since we're trapped between Europe (from our French heritage) and the US (from our geographical situation), we're constantly living with both systems. The baby-boomers generation has been raised with the English/imperial system only, but the later generation are "theorically" under metric. However, we learned to use both fluently. I weigh 180lbs and 81kg. I cut a piece of wood 30 centimeters long and 6 inches wide. I buy my milk by the liter and my butter by the pound. Just as I say "five point five" while I write 5,5.

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  70. I'm changed by ghostbar38 · · Score: 1

    I will buy from Dell my next notebook then! :) Do you think that will works from Venezuela?... :S

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  71. Re Sys 76 by cheros · · Score: 1

    There were specific reasons to go for this laptop, otherwise I would have agreed with you and looked around. They look interesting, but they're not where I live..

    Besides, the Sony VGN-SZ4(bla) DOES work with Ubuntu (all my systems dual boot - until I have time to VMWare the Windows partition).. It positively flies, even the camera is now accessible (no idea about the finger print reader yet - don't like biometrics that much).

    And it runs Beryl just fine too :-).

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  72. Not too easy in US by oberon567 · · Score: 1

    So I called Dell tonight, hoping to talk through the possibility of getting a refund before purchasing, and I spoke with three different people, and they all insisted that Dell has no system in place for any sort of refund. I pointed out that i had read accounts of US and international users receiving refunds, and they insisted there was no system set in place for refunds, on a global scale. i pointed out that i knew they were wrong and that as long as the customer never accepted the EULA for vista they were entitled to a refund, and they just repeated that no mechanism was in place to deliever any sort of refunds (or credits).

    they did point out what they call their "open source" models, which are models without an OS installed, and they are available to customize online, but the customization of these models is somehwat limited, at least compared to other models...

    i was on the phone for about 1 hour with multiple departments and at least one "manager," whatever that means.

    so, i know people have been able to get refunds, but it is NOT easy at all. maybe if you have already purchased the system you have a little more bargaining power, i dont know...

  73. Very different in France by acharroux · · Score: 1

    So, I tried it, no pbm for a refund. Except that refund is only 14 euros !! Very strange ...
    and it was 'very exceptional to do this, blabla, specially for you, blabla,...' As I have to buy another dell computer, I asked : 'how to do it directly at purchase time ?
    Just call this phone number and do your command with an human !
    Fine ! I tried a few hours later.
    When asking to remove Vista and Works, it was so unusual that the woman had to ask some god at Dell and recall me later.
    And there were two interesting points :
    -> the exact configuration I asked was not available without Vista. As it was only a minor difference with frequency of the processor, I said : never mind...
    -> According to dell site, the price for my configuration was 833,70 euros . The woman said me : without Vista, it is 1021 euros !!!!
    I yelled a little : the answer was : 'this the new official Dell's politic' !! So much change in only a few hours :) Obviously, I said, give me that Vista, I will remove it and complain for a refund.... but clearly, this is an efficient way to force you to buy 14 euros a useless product : make its absence costing 90 euros !!

    1. Re:Very different in France by oberon567 · · Score: 1

      Thats exactly what it seems like to me... they do sell systems without Vista, their "open-source" systems, but there are very limited options as to what you can buy without the OS. it is a rip-off, for real. i think it is probably better to get the system you want WITH vista and then fight for the refund, as opposed to buying one of their systems without the OS. i decided to build my own computer instead of hassle with dell. better computer, better price, just a little bit of assembly work.