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Dell Thinks Ubuntu Makes Hardware More Fragile?

WolfWings writes "Apparently Dell has decided that Ubuntu-based computers are ineligible for their famed CompleteCare service, or any form of hardware warranty what-so-ever. The news has only recently hit Dell's own IdeaStorm website, via a forum post describing an interaction with the company's customer service. Says the customer, 'I am looking for protection from bricks. The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other...do they?' After so recently decided to support Linux on their machines, including limited technical support, Dell seems to be squandering any possible good-will with this decision to leave purchasers of these machines high and dry for hardware warranty coverage." Update: 06/05 23:40 GMT by KD : many readers let us know that Dell has said that the omission of extended warranty and CompleteCare options from the configurator for Ubuntu systems was an "ordering system glitch." It should be fixed by now according to DesktopLinux.com.

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  1. Of course... by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows has support for the Ageia PhysX card. Physics moves a little more smoothly and a brick will dent a Windows box in a more realistic manner than a Linux box. I hope that clears things up. ~Dell Customer Support.

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    1. Re:Of course... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      In reality this is likely due to the every changing kernel API that some will try to convience you is a good thing.

  2. Support by jshriverWVU · · Score: 5, Insightful
    They have a system to diagnose and test hardware defects based on software checks which aren't available under Linux. They need to create a similiar system where each component can be tested using native linux tools.

    Yes please check dmesg | grep ERROR. Try saying that to someone who doesnt know what a shell is.

    1. Re:Support by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes please check dmesg | grep ERROR. Try saying that to someone who doesnt know what a shell is.

      It would be a triviality to write a shell script that uses Zenity to present dialogs etc and which performs simple fault-finding operations, displays certain system files.

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    2. Re:Support by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Dell needs to create a diagnostics CD or USB device that should ship with their machines to circumvent any unpredicable circumstances that the user may introduce into the machine. In the end, this can only make troubleshooting by remote parties and support all the more easy. It would save themselves time and ultimately money.

      Get off your asses Dell and be what you once were.

    3. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To their credit, I don't think Dell has changed, it's you.

    4. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Dell Diagnostics application is a standalone application that runs on DOS, and is usually installed on a utility partition that you can boot if you need too. Perhaps the problem is that without a Windows license you can't have a bootable MS-DOS partition to run the diagnostics tools from, and Dell havn't thought of FreeDOS or have not validated their diagnostics tools under FreeDOS.

      Having said that the Dell Diagnostics are wortheless anyway. They can only tell you something so blindinglu obvious that a retarded monkey on crack could diagnose the problem without even booting the machine. For actual real problems they're utterly useless. Dell do love 'em though, bless.

    5. Re:Support by endianx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That system sucks anyway. I called them up with some laptop problems. I ran their test. Their test said nothing was wrong, so they told me nothing was wrong. They refused to fix anything. So the only difference between Windows and Linux hardware support is that with Linux, they tell you upfront that they won't fix it.

    6. Re:Support by jcgf · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Many (most?) newer models also have a bootable diagnostics program on another partition that can be accessed through the boot menu (F12 on boot).

      We do Dell warranty service where I work and I have to say that they're not very good computers and other than price, I can't see why you would buy one. This Ubuntu ordeal is just more of the same bs customers have to put up with. On the other hand I wish customers would get it through their thick skulls that their data is not covered under warranty.

    7. Re:Support by forrestt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The FOSS community (and I am one of them) have been waiting a LONG time for Dell to start selling Linux native systems. What Dell doesn't realize, is we are more than happy to help write any diagnostic software they need. They just need to learn how to utilize the FOSS community better. . .

      Dell, if you tell us the checks you want to have made, we will write the software for you. If you want our help though, then it needs to be a win-win situation, and you need to support the physical hardware you sell us.

    8. Re:Support by kebes · · Score: 1

      If that's the real reason, then does the normal CompleteCare include a clause like "This insurance is only valid if you do not change the Operating System on the computer?" Does it have a clause like "This insurance is only valid if you have Windows installed, and running properly, on the computer?"

      I doubt it does. In fact, TFA claims that someone had a Dell computer with Gentoo installed, and used CompleteCare to get hardware fixed. So why the discrimination when you buy a computer preloaded with Ubuntu?

      Moreover, Dell must obviously be prepared to deal with computers where the HD is broken, or where Windows is installed but running badly (e.g. malware, viruses), or where for some nebulous reason (of which there are many in any OS) their tools do not install/run. I imagine they could boot into a CD or USB key to perform the diagnostics. They must have to deal with these kinds of problems all the time.

      So the "diagnostic software" excuse, while reasonable, is not a sufficient reason for them to not offer hardware insurance on Ubuntu machines.

    9. Re:Support by pilbender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This captures the essence of how we do things in Open Source. Great post.

      But it doesn't appear to be the problem they are having. It looks like they threw together this Linux stuff fast. Very little planning went into it. They're probably not prepared at this point in terms of infrastructure and training to do hardware support on another OS. Sure a diagnostic program would be helpful, but so would employee training.

      I'm speculating that they might be testing this Linux offering too before they put too much into developing and supporting it. It's going to have to have a business return if Dell goes down that road and they are probably waiting until they can verify that.

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    10. Re:Support by Vicegrip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I expect there's a number of issues the Dell organization has to resolve.

      Example:
      After working for two years, my sound card on my XPS decided to stop working. Hardware problem or software problem?

      Answer:
      The Dell organization has an extensive structure for dealing with such quandaries. In my case it was simple Windows atrophy. Reinstalling the drivers solved the problem. With the speed with which Linux evolves, I suspect Dell is simply worried they won't be able to keep up with the pace of software changes. Windows evolves MUCH MUCH more slowly than Linux does. A slower to evolve OS is cheaper to support for Dell.

      Hardware issues caused by defective drivers are not Dell's fault, but they routinely have to eat support costs figuring out which is which.

      They'd be fine if they could just rely on boot time hardware inspection tools. Dell Diagnosics boot independently. They could probably really benefit from Linux here. Move Dell Diagnostics to run on a controlled Linux boot CD. If the boot CD runs fine then its the user that has hosed their system and they need to fix their software.

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    11. Re:Support by Zuato · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dell used to ship diagnostic bootable CD's for hardware checks. They still offer the iso for download from their support site too, so this is a very poor excuse for not supporting the hardware with the Ubuntu OS. So Dell DOES offer a bootable CD to diagnose the hardware that is OS independent.

    12. Re:Support by mattt79 · · Score: 1

      Dell does know about Free-Dos... They sell it as an option from the very same start page as their Linux systems!

    13. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm well aware of that. It doesn't mean they've thought to use it instead of MS-DOS for the utility partition, or validated their diagnostics tools under it.

    14. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because a huge business is going to request the help of unemployed basement virgins to write software.

    15. Re:Support by ajanp · · Score: 1
      Well this seems partly at odds with what they just claimed only a few days ago http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/06/01/185322 4.

      In response, it has overhauled its management team and focused on improving technical support for customers

      I guess their claims for improving technical support for its customers is limited to Windows machines only. With the job cuts being done to save money (and keep them profitable after facing increased competition from HP and others), I guess they decided that expanding support to computers with Ubuntu installed isn't worth the time and effort (hiring personnel, training, etc). After all, most of their tech support staff is located overseas as it is, so it would probably require a heavy investment on their part if they wanted to offer the same quality of care (it's not a different version of Windows, it's a totally new OS as far as their support staff is concerned).

      Ofcourse it's surprising that they stopped offering hardware warranties because Ubuntu isn't going to destroy your hardware any more than Windows will, but this basically sends the message that if you want to get a machine with Ubuntu on it, you're basically paying less http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/06/01/185322 4, but you're a guinea pig trying out our new machines and you won't get any new hardware from (which is an even more unfortunate considering how incompatible some Dell parts can be with non-Dell manufactured replacement parts).

      Regardless, seems like Dell has decided to forsake their good-will in the Linux community (which, btw, despite the lack of hardware support from Dell, will take up the slack and offer support/solutions for hardware/software problems specific to Dell PC's), in order to time and money.

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    16. Re:Support by Culture20 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dell has had a CentOS based diagnostic disk for their servers for a while now. Desktop line software engineers, I'd like you to meet Server line software engineers. Collaborate.

    17. Re:Support by idesofmarch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I realize you are very well-intentioned, but Dell is a business, not an open source community. As a business, Dell must honor all promises it makes, or risk lawsuits and bad press. For Dell to hold out a warranty now, as you ask, Dell must have a way to diagnose hardware issues right now. Not later, when maybe someone can get around to writing some code, but right now. At this point, Dell is not prepared to do this. Later, when it gets some better support tools, this may change. Your proposal is akin to "Hey guys, let's all be cool to each other. You give us a little warranty and we try to write some code and it will all be groovy." That's not how business works.

    18. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      parent wrote: "The FOSS community (and I am one of them) have been waiting a LONG time for Dell to start selling Linux native systems." Uh - Dell's been selling Linux native systems (notebooks, desktops, everything) since 2000 when Michael Dell gave the LinuxWorld keynote. http://www.dellideastorm.com/article/show/66081

      Feb 2000: CNN reports "Red Hat Linux 6.1 is now available on the Dell Inspiron 7500.... The Linux-enabled laptops will cost no more than their Windows 98 counterparts, according to a spokesperson for Dell....With the availability of Linux on its laptops, Dell is leading the pack in the deployment of Linux,
      Yeah, they stopped for a while when "Microsoft killed Dell Linux" (on the timeline in the above link) - but it's not like we've been waiting a long time for them to do it - we're waiting for them to *RESUME* doing it.
    19. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The diagnostics program is also available as a downloadable, bootable .ISO image in case you have deleted the diagnostics partition. It can even be booted remotely over the network on servers with ERA, but when I tell the support people that these are "production" servers, they never insist that it has to be run.

    20. Re:Support by DraconPern · · Score: 1

      Dell, if you tell us the checks you want to have made, we will write the software for you.
      I highly doubt you or any FOSS community member will be willing to do this (for free) especially when very few has even bought the machines. The Dell Resource CD that comes with every Dell clearly shows what checks are being done. They have been shipping that CD for years with Windows.
    21. Re:Support by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps someone with a stronger grasp of the theory will confirm this, but I would think any reliable form of self-diagnosis is a problem which cannot be solved with a Turing machine.

      In other words, it's physically impossible to produce 100% accurate diagnostics purely in software.

    22. Re:Support by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

      Right.

      I'm gonna hafta say... give Dell a break for now. It's pretty cool that they've gone from the idea of offering Linux pre-installed to actually shipping it in just a couple of months. There are undoubtedly gonna be a few support issues to resolve. Let's see if this gets noticed and fixed before declaring that Dell has "squandered" all the goodwill that their innovative policy has created.

      (Speaking as a guy who just bought his first Dell, and is very happy with it. I bought a Vista system, since I wanted a much cheaper AMD Turion 64 processor, but promptly wiped the drive and installed Ubuntu.)

    23. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a basement virgin someone who has never been in a basement?

    24. Re:Support by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hell, there are plenty of college-age Linux nerds here in Austin who would likely be willing and able to do this as a project on an unpaid summer internship.

    25. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice of you to volunteer other people's time.

    26. Re:Support by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

      They never said they would not support the hardware, or even warranty it against defects. They are simply not offering the CompleteCare plan, which protects you from accidental damage, such as someone throwing a brick through your screen. The standard 1 year warranty with in-home repair still applies.

      Stupid? Yes indeed, because not only is it pissing off would-be Ubuntu Dell purchasers, but it is also keeping them from making more money selling a plan that only a small portion of customers will ever cash in on. It is simply insurance after all.

    27. Re:Support by swillden · · Score: 1

      For Dell to hold out a warranty now, as you ask, Dell must have a way to diagnose hardware issues right now. Not later, when maybe someone can get around to writing some code, but right now. At this point, Dell is not prepared to do this.

      Obviously.

      However, the GPs point still holds. Dell doesn't yet understand the community process. If they did, they would be asking the community to provide the needed software, or, even better, assigning an engineer part time to build it, with an open development model and accepting contributions from interested developers around the world.

      Then, as the necessary software support was in place for remote diagnostics, Dell could begin offering hardware support. I'm optimistic that Dell will get there, let's not be too quick to judge them on this. Give them 6-12 months to start getting the necessary processes worked out.

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    28. Re:Support by Phleg · · Score: 1

      No. Their hardware scan is done either from the BIOS or from a boot CD. I've performed it multiple times on my Linux-running Dell without having to either disclose I was on Linux or "fudge" some Windows-couterpart responses.

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    29. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe it's someone that has never had sex... in a basement!

    30. Re:Support by Stewie241 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well... since they ship Ubuntu... why not just ship it with a LiveCD that covers most of the bases. This way, if people have trouble, all they have to do is boot into the live cd and check if everything works.

      Only thing left to test would be the hard drive, which I'm sure there is stuff available to do.

      Ian

    31. Re:Support by d3am0n · · Score: 1

      Right there, is EXACTLY why your going to see dell not supporting hardware on linux machines. Software errors and hardware errors bleed together and can look similar to one another. Dell has to pull a bunch of people off the phones and train them in linux before they'll be setup properly to support the hardware. Since I'm at my desk and working, what was your problem anyhow?

    32. Re:Support by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Well, the 1 year mail-in warranty is all you can get. You can't upgrade to a longer warranty with on-site service. Doesn't sound smart to me if extended warranty and insurance is really as profitable as it's supposed to be.

    33. Re:Support by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      I suppose they figure Linux people are used to working with unsupported hardware and software. However, the entire point of this exercise should be to make Linux a viable alternative on the business desktop, and producing Yet Another Unsupported Linux Product(TM) only reinforces the idea that Linux is only for power users who are capable of resolving every tiny problem themselves. Ubuntu was a big step forward for ease-of-use Linux, and I'm sorry to hear Dell doesn't think enough of it to offer hardware support. Why won't they hire a few Linux guys that can run diagnostics on their Linux box when they receive allegedly broken hardware? My experience is that Linux is better, albeit more obscure, when it comes to diagnosing hardware problems.

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    34. Re:Support by d3am0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dells already got a full deck of diagnostics for the hardware. The problem is when someone calls in with the equivelant of a windows blue screen, the hardware all checks out, but something is wrong. In this case on a windows machine I'd go ahead and help the customer out with a windows issue until it was fixed. I love ubuntu linux to death but I'm not trained on it and I'd be scrounging around like a noob trying to help people. It's going to take alil while to get all us agents off the phones and trained in a new OS. I'm planning on signing up for the training and moving over to XPS to support the ubuntu machines but it takes time. Everyone that's going to support linux is working on the phones right now, they have to plan for us to take time off the phones while balancing out the call volumes and then go through the growing pains as we start supporting the OS and make lil gaffs etc here and there. Hardware warranty support doesn't mean that we can point blank tell the customers software isn't supported and hang up on them, that'd be bad buisness and a bad customer experience and we're all highly trained that customer satisfaction is what counts above all else at the end of the day.

    35. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that your way of karma-whoring, simply rewording the post you are replying to?

      Stupid? Yes indeed, because not only is it pissing off would-be Ubuntu Dell purchasers, but it is also keeping them from making more money selling a plan that only a small portion of customers will ever cash in on. It is simply insurance after all.

    36. Re:Support by mkw87 · · Score: 1

      But yet no one's done it before - even for ubuntu....even with all the common problems that could probably be solved using this method.

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    37. Re:Support by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But yet no one's done it before - even for ubuntu....even with all the common problems that could probably be solved using this method.

      No common problems can be solved by showing the average user some debugging output.

      You can achieve the same thing by giving the user commands to copy and paste, which works well on irc and in forums, where you will typically find free support for Ubuntu.

      Meanwhile, Ubuntu does have a crash detection and bug filing tool like Windows' but without the suck factor.

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    38. Re:Support by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      There's a problem with that, from a litigation standpoint. Suppose one of the guys who builds the diagnostics software is a little careless about where he gets some of his code. The company who owns the rights to said code finds out, and decides to sue Dell for using proprietary code or whatever.

      Dell would like to avoid that, and the best way is to build all of their code themselves. This takes time and money. Having not spent that money, or at least not having gotten returns on it yet, they will not offer hardware warranties or anything else that requires this diagnostic software.

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    39. Re:Support by mkw87 · · Score: 1

      I'm aware you can't solve the actual problem by simple scripting, but built in error-checking would be a great feature. Kick out an error code that can be looked up in a well-known database as opposed to making grandpa and grandma learn how to use IRC or the Ubuntu forums (yes both are awesome help but that's only because I know how to use them and am persistent - when something goes wrong I don't feel like fixing I'll be damned if I'm going to waste my time searching for a fix - let alone is some company going to pay for their workers to search when a simple error code could be looked up with and a solution sitting there and the problem will be solved in 10 minutes).

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    40. Re:Support by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is Linux is going to be this money pit for dell to support? Instead of staffing a windows support team, they now have to staff a linux support team.

      And BTW, it is possible that the lack of full feature support for some hardware will shorten it's life. Or some clever linux driver developer hacks together a kludgy way to overdrive the radio in the winmodem-style wireless adapter by 50% so that they can eek out an extra four feet of range, all the while running the components of the adapter over spec and sending it to an early grave. Or maybe they misprogram the clock generation circuits for the video controller and poof, dead display.

    41. Re:Support by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Several companies do this for diagnosis of a machine. Rather than bother a customer with "this log,that log" questions we (at Hitachi) had several scripts to collect the most commonly needed data to diagnose a storage problem.

      Easy money. Why every support organization doesn't do the same is beyond me.

      (AIX, HP-UX, Solaris, Linux, and Windows all had their own flavor of script)

    42. Re:Support by infochuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, as someone who's been building systems since I was 10, I feel a need to respond to you assertion that Dell systems "are not very good computers" and ask: by what criteria? They've got wonderfully easy-to-work-with toolfree chasis, decent quality parts (including PSU, an area where so many are lacking), the systems are customizable to a limited degree at purchase, pretty upgradble after the purchase (depending on what line), and they are rock-solid in terms of reliability, especially the workstations. Truth be told, I stopped building systems 5 years ago, and have reccommended purely Dell systems to friends/family/clients since then. I've had too few problems to mention.

      Can you build a faster system better suited to high-end gaming/video production/audio editing yourself? Absolutely. But then, you're also on your own for figuring out which of the parts you just ordered is the bad one (RAM? CPU? MBoard? PSU?) and then getting a replacement.

      Don't get me wrong; I'm a clone diehard, but I just don't have the time for building systems anymore, especially when someone else can do it for me, and fairly well.

      So again, I ask: what about Dell makes them "not very good computers"? I can see "not the best" and "not speed demons" but "not very good" makes you sound like you've not touched a Dell since 1992; for most people doing most things computers are used for, I think they're great. And have a great price tag to boot.

      Move on, kiddo.

    43. Re:Support by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      No, the parent said you still had the basic 1 year warranty, but Dell doesn't sell ANY upgrades to it, no extended warranty and no insurance for accidental damage. I did agree about it being stupid not to sell profitable extended warranties. That's all.

    44. Re:Support by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm aware you can't solve the actual problem by simple scripting, but built in error-checking would be a great feature. Kick out an error code that can be looked up in a well-known database as opposed to making grandpa and grandma learn how to use IRC or the Ubuntu forums

      Well, I agree in principle. In fact, I think the entire industry could take a hint from IBM's AIX here. Every AIX error is accompanied by a unique error ID which can be looked up very nicely.

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    45. Re:Support by endianx · · Score: 1

      Overheating. I was sitting there watching the fans and could clearly see that one wasn't moving (and the other one was making loud noises). I told them this, but it seems their software was supposed to detect something like that, but instead it said everything was fine. I don't know if they thought I was lying or what. Anyway, the computer was overheating, and performance was dropping. I think the processor was throttling down (I forget what that is called). Looking back, I'm now just glad the damn thing didn't explode on me. (This was before the battery problems became widely known.)

      I have since given up and bought a Thinkpad after perhaps 6 calls and maybe 8 or so hours on the phone with tech support. This was a couple years ago.

    46. Re:Support by jd142 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but the Dell diagnostics can be run from a boot floppy/usb/cdrom. No need to run them in the installed os.

      Plus complete care shouldn't care. If the problem is that you can't run the diagnostics, run it over with your car. That's covered under complete care and they shouldn't expect you to be able to run diagnostics. ;)

    47. Re:Support by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Dell doesn't yet understand the community process. If they did, they would be asking the community to provide the needed software, or, even better, assigning an engineer part time to build it, with an open development model and accepting contributions from interested developers around the world.


      This will sound cynical, but you nailed it right there. The FOSS community wants free shit. They cried and cried that Dell wouldn't sell them a system without Windows and with Linux preinstalled for a lower price. Now they want Dell to provide an entire support structure to go with it. Fuck. The "community" doesn't even support Linux when you load up non-GPLed drivers because they can't tell for sure what's going on. Why the hell would Dell support Linux when they have no idea what mysterious shit the driver developers might be getting up to. And why would Dell want to dump a bunch of money into learning the source well enough to debug other people's code. And why would Dell even want to get into the software development business?

      The whole exercise is starting to sound like a bunch of politically oriented clowns with an agenda trying to push Dell into coughing up cash to support the GNU agenda.

      (And yes, now you moderators can -1 me because you can't think of anything smart to post in disagreement.)
    48. Re:Support by Stocktonian · · Score: 1

      If Linux is ever going to get serious in the mainstream market, nice easy to use tools are needed. We all love the command line but it's not useful for helping someone whilst on the phone. I've been lucky, most of the customer queries I deal with for pre-installed Linux generally fall into the category of not being able to find something and end with "Oh there it is, that makes sense". Another happy user. I think the only case I've ever had for something where software caused a major hardware problem was incompatible drivers for a RAID array. That was on Window's too where it was "supposed" to work.

      I can also see this from Dell's point of view though. They will be doing everything they can to keep costs down on these models because Linux buyers assume Linux should be cheaper. I would have thought the CompleteCare package was a profit earner though and would be in Dell's interest to sell here. I can't wait to find out what's really going on because it sounds like someone has got a serious case of the FUDs and removed this option without a technical basis.

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    49. Re:Support by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      The problem with this line of thinking is that Dell relies on third parties to provide on-site service. Contracting for on-site Windows desktop support is difficult enough. Finding competent techs with a Linux background would basically be impossible. So Dell will be doing Linux hardware support in house.

      I'm sure that Dell would like to be able to sell extended warranties on this hardware, but a technical force that can service Ubuntu laptops simply doesn't exist.

    50. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Dell, but my Asus laptop was successfully accepted into warranty service with even the harddisk removed. It was fixed and I picked it up next day working like new. It helps when you live close to a service centre and deal with the people who actually fix the hardware, not the 'customer support' personnel.

    51. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is not about software support. It is about hardware warranty, which apparently is not voided if you buy windows but install linux.

    52. Re:Support by jp10558 · · Score: 0

      In general, I think it depends on many factors. My experiance with Dell has been very mixed. Generally, I have found the machines to be less than reliable for any consumer hardware. The only thing I can say for their consumer products is they are cheap. For coporate products, they are slightly more reliable, but not any better than Lenovo/HP etc. Their products are generally more likely in my experiance to have propriatery parts that cause issues with drivers and imaging.

      Their Linux support for servers included modifying and recompiling the kernal, not so great in my opinion.

      Finally, their build quality ranges from shoddy at the low end to average at the high end in the machines I've personally seen.

      While I'm willing to re evaulate any manufacturer, Dell consitantly has been at best average, and several times poor. I see little reason to recommend them to anyone. Even if I wanted the cheapest PC I could buy, I can get a comparable price from a whitebox vendor.

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    53. Re:Support by _KiTA_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes please check dmesg | grep ERROR. Try saying that to someone who doesnt know what a shell is.

      That's easy.

      "Ok Ma'am, what I'd like you to do is type this exactly how I say it, ok? Since we're in the command line, we can't use the mouse, we have to type right on into the screen where the cursor lays.

      What we're going to do is we're going to type in a command that will display all the error messages that have come up since the most recent time you turned on your computer. The Debug Messages file holds all these, and will let us know if there's any warnings popping up.

      Ok, now what I want you to do is type D like in Debug. Oh, yes, we need this whole line to be lowercase unless I say different, ok? So, D like in Device or David. Then M E S G, that's short for Message. So Mary, Edward, Samuel, Gregory.

      Then I want you to hit space, just one space. Ok, awesome. Now we have to type a pipe character. That's pretty easy, do you see the two slashes on your keyboard? Well, one has a question mark on top of it, the other has a pipe. Yup, that's what they call that. I donno either, 1970s computer geeks were a bit weird.

      Ok, after the pipe, please hit spacebar again. Ok, now we have to type "grep". No, it's not a real word, it's spelled G for Greg, R for Rabbit, E for Edward, P for Poppa. No, I don't think it was the same 1970s geeks, but I do think they liked to email each other on the old internet.

      Then hit space. Now here's where it gets fun, I need you to type ERROR in all caps. Big letters. Ok, can you read that back to me now? Great! Now go ahead and hit enter, and tell me what pops up on the screen."

      Not that hard really, certainly no harder than, say "netsh int ip reset log.txt" or "Please go into the registry, we need to delete some things called the "Upper and Lower Filters", they're the Windows XP CD Burning Plugin systems are stored... the problem is they're ran every single time the CD is accessed, so if they're corrupt, the computer starts acting a little... weiiiiird."

      (Said registry key is HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Contro l\Class\{4D36E965-E325-11CE-BFC1-08002BE10318} btw. It's usually smooth sailing until I have to explain the 4 David 3 6 Edward 9 6 5 dash Edward 3 2 5 bit...)

    54. Re:Support by jcgf · · Score: 1
      Well, I only see em when they break so take what I say with that in mind but when I compared my old p3 era dell to my brothers p4 of a few years later generation, I see a solid case on the p3 and a flimsy-resonate-with the dvd drive and make the whole computer vibrate case for the p4. In other words I've seen quality decrease over the years not increase. But then price has decreased too so...

      As for the "tool-less" cases, they are never completely tool free when I work on them. I mean sure you can open the case and pull out the dvd drive without tools but then you still need a screw driver for the plastic rails. Oh and the motherboards may be on a sliding backplane but for some reason dell just ships the motherboard and I then have to tool-lessly remove the motherboard from the case and then use tools to replace it. Frankly if they had just stuck with a solid case that opened with thumb screws and required a screwdriver for anything beyond that I would have been happy.

      With regards to notebooks, I would take my macbook over any dell offering (well ok I would take a more valuable dell, sell it, and buy a macbook) anyday. Press a key on a dell keyboard and watch the entire keyboard pushes down a bit, pick one up by the corner and hear it creak under it's own weight. My macbook doesn't do either of those things. If you prefer PCs I used to like IBM notebooks and if you have the cash a panasonic toughbook would be damn cool.

    55. Re:Support by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's different for others, but in my experience, all the Dell on-site techs ever did was swap parts. No Ubuntu skills needed. Dell does sell Ubuntu software support separately, but for hardware warranty support, all you need to do is boot a diagnostic CD and swap parts.

    56. Re:Support by d3am0n · · Score: 1

      Oye :( Well, just FYI, I'd have sent out a tech with some fans on a system like that, especially if you can blatantly see fans not turning. Was that a home system or a buisness system? I know with the home support they have a TON of checks and balances before they send a part. For the buisness systems though we've got a new support model where instead of relying on a set pathway that we have to prove we followed we can just decide ourselves if a part is warranted so that it saves time and improves customer experience.

    57. Re:Support by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

      They also need to Train Tech Support to use this tool.

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    58. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do Dell warranty service where I work and I have to say that they're not very good computers...

      A non-geek friend has a Dell that got riddled with viruses and spyware. After the third time of reinstalling Windows and all his apps because of this (his teenagers are as clueless as he is), I decided to split his drive into two partitions and install Mandriva dual boot, with networking disabled in Windows; I did that on another non-nerd's eMachines PC and he had no more problems whatever. As neither of these guys had ever used a PC before, KDE was no more problem than XP.

      However, FDISK wouldn't work on the Dell, as it had a partition that it didn't know what was (the diagnostics partition). Likewise, Mandriva's partitioning software couldn't figure it out, either.

      No problem, I thought. I'll just get an old ten gig drive off a shelf (I never buy computers, just replace drives, MBs, etc) and install Linux on that.

      No such luck, the God damned Dell's case is riveted shut! I couldn't believe it. My advice to my friend was to use it as an anchor for the boat in his pond and buy a PC that wasn't a piece of shit. His wife should have listened to my advice when she bought the damned thing.

      I refuse to help friends with computer problems on their Dells now, especially if I tell them not to buy a Dell and they do anyway. You should, too. They're shitty computers.

      -mcgrew

      PS (and pedant alert, unwanted schooling ahead:) - the word "data" is plural. Your sentence should read "I wish customers would get it through their thick skulls that their data are not covered under warranty."

    59. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the only difference between Windows and Linux hardware support is that with Linux, they tell you upfront that they won't fix it.

      Well, there is the additional difference that they will let you PAY for their lack of hardware support with the Windows option. Ubuntu users don't get that choice.

    60. Re:Support by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      What FOSS community wants is the same level of service for their money which is also offered to the buyers of systems with Windows installed. Or is money comming from FOSS supporters somehow worth less?

      As to your insinuation that the software under Linux would be somehow more error-prone or that the dangers of "driver developers getting up to some mysterious shit" could be higher under Linux than under Windows: from my experience, exactly the opposite is the case! I have NEVER had a single problem with drivers of deteriorating quality under Linux (except for the PWC), which I unfortunately can't say about Windows drivers respectively MS operating systems.

      I have supported two friends with their Windows based computers for years before I threw my hands up in disgust and forced them to dual-boot their machines (Windows/Linux) with networking completely turned off under Windows. Guess what? They haven't had a single problem with their computers since that day - Linux for Internet, Windows for games and Office, with a strict policy of DON'T INSTALL ANY SHIT UNDER WINDOWS WHICH I DON'T APPROVE OF IN ADVANCE. A bit over one year now, and counting.

      So, thell me again. How is it that we FOSS supporters "want free shit"? If Dell wants my money, they'll have to offer the service, otherwise they won't get it. Simple as that. And just what any Windows user would rightfully demand, too.

      Besides, we are talking about HARDWARE SERVICE here, for Christ sake, not about the "help-me-Im-too-stupid-to-set-my-IP-address" type of service!

    61. Re:Support by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      Move on, kiddo.

      You forgot "Get off my lawn! Damn kids..." :)

      (from one old fart to another)

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    62. Re:Support by *weasel · · Score: 1

      If the diagnostics are on another bootable partition / downloadable bootable ISO image - then Dell doesn't even need to cross-train their techs or invest in new software or beg/borrow/bribe the community.

      It sounds to me like a lack of Linux diagnostic tools has no bearing on the situation whatsoever.

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    63. Re:Support by PW2 · · Score: 1

      It looks like Austin is unfriendly to IT interns -- companies in other cities typically pay IT interns $10+ / hr.

    64. Re:Support by Sillygates · · Score: 1

      thats actually not true....
      They ship a small diagnostic cd with an outdated linux kernel and xorg with their poweredge servers to configure the little lcd display, read logs, run checks, etc. They don't even offer a windows version of most of this.
      to get this cd log into dell support and get the systems management cd iso.
      Open this configuration in support: PowerEdge->2850->windows2003, and it will give you a link :)

      Searching google also found this:
      http://www.dell.com/downloads/global/power/ps3q05- 20040302-Jayakumar.pdf

      They know how to make the support, they are just not being serious about linux support on the desktop.

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    65. Re:Support by swillden · · Score: 1

      If they did, they would be asking the community to provide the needed software, or, even better, assigning an engineer part time to build it, with an open development model and accepting contributions from interested developers around the world.

      This will sound cynical, but you nailed it right there. The FOSS community wants free shit.

      Wow, you have amazingly poor reading comprehension skills. Here, let me make it very simple:

      For Windows: Dell wrote their own diagnostic suite, entirely on their own dime, in order to be able to provide better support for the hardware they sell at a profit.

      For Linux: There's a good chance the FOSS community will write part, or perhaps even all, of a comparable diagnostic suite for them, so that they can provide better support for the hardware they sell at a profit. All Dell has to do is ask and provide a little support.

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    66. Re:Support by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Riveted shut? I think you were opening the wrong side. Sometimes it's hard to figure out the logic of opening the case, but it's always an easy case to open, in my experience. Even their machines from the early 90's were decent to work in.

    67. Re:Support by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      No offense but, Insightful? Please! What software bundled with ANY version of Windows does "hardware defects checking"? OMFG! Linux could have every driver, DSDT, filesystem, protocol, api, howto, and built in ball warmers designed specially small just for CEO's! Dell still would talk this BS before admitting they were doing it to save money.

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    68. Re:Support by init100 · · Score: 1

      There's a problem with that, from a litigation standpoint. Suppose one of the guys who builds the diagnostics software is a little careless about where he gets some of his code. The company who owns the rights to said code finds out, and decides to sue Dell for using proprietary code or whatever.

      Why should this differ from the Windows case, where they are happily shipping their systems with loads of third-party software? This smells like FUD aimed at the open development model (claiming that OSS developers are more likely to infringe copyrights in their development work than their proprietary counterparts, I'd say that the opposite is more likely, since nobody can see their code).

    69. Re:Support by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Windows ships with loads of third-party software, it's true, but those programs are all associated with a different company. If Dell ships an Ubuntu box, and it comes with OpenOffice, and it later comes out that OpenOffice has ripped off some other program, Dell isn't liable for that. If Dell ships a diagnostics CD, and software or code has been illegally used on it, Dell is liable.

      In the same way, if Windows ships with Firefox (unlikely, but good enough for my purposes) and it turns out that Firefox has been ripping off Safari or Opera or whatever, they can't sue Microsoft, they can sue the Mozilla Foundation.

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    70. Re:Support by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Dell Diagnostics resides in a standalone partition, and for machines that do not have it, Dell offers a bootable ISO CD image.

      There is no need for Windows to run Dell Diagnostics.

      That said, as of a year ago (March 2006), Dell was selling dual-core systems with diagnostics that did not properly test multicore/multiprocessor machines. The diag routines spent a total of 5-10 seconds running a single multiprocessor test, all the rest were uniprocessor. As a result my E1705 that would crash regularly under Windows and Linux with SMP enabled would pass Dell Diag with flying colors. (The machine was rock solid if the second core was disabled, and the machine's replacement is rock solid under all circumstances.)

      To Dell's credit, they accepted that their diagnostics tools were deficient in this regard, getting my replacement order approved was EASY.

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    71. Re:Support by swillden · · Score: 1

      Wow, you have amazingly poor reading comprehension skills. Here, let me make it very simple:

      And I, apparently, have poor quoting skills, and no ability whatsoever to click the preview button :)

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    72. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has about 30 Dell Computers at my office, and has about 20 more inside the same data center we share with a local ISP, and who has 5 more at home, all that have had no more than trivial problems (one CD player that was dead when i wnt to use it, and was replaced overnight for no charge), and someone who has spent extensive time inside cases of dell's from 1995 on, i think your a bit biased.

      I've had very good luck with all of mine, with very little exception.

      I even have an older 94 based "XPS" at home that has gone through the wringer and been updated so many times i've lost count.

      about the only time i've seen serious issues with them, were on two laptops.
      One carried by the owner on his boat in the ocean, which got wet with salt water, and lost the PCMCIA slot functionality (i don't think i can blame this on dell), and the other a 700m that a TSA person was kind enough to drop while attempting to hand it to one of the travelling salesman (why the TSA person felt the need to remove it from the grey bin is beyond me), again, i dont think i can blame dell for that one either.

      Mostly, i think they are good for your average basic day to day use, and thats what they are designed for.

    73. Re:Support by MajorCatastrophe · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, Ubuntu does have a crash detection and bug filing tool like Windows' but without the suck factor.

      Yeah it also has a device manager, but without the "management" factor.

    74. Re:Support by mrsbrisby · · Score: 1

      Yes please check dmesg | grep ERROR. Try saying that to someone who doesnt know what a shell is.
      Okay, now with the mouse, move it into the corner of the screen where it says "Start" and click on it by pressing the mouse button. Then move it up to where it says All Programs, okay, it just says Programs, well go in there, then find Admini-no, click the mouse button when the arrow is pointing at Programs, then move the pointer to where it says Administrative Tools, then click the mouse button and move it to where it says Computer Management then click the mouse button again. Then when the window comes up that says Computer Management click on the plus next to the item labelled "System Tools" on the left side, under where it says "Computer Management and Local in parenthesis", then click on the folder item labelled Event Viewer, then click on the item that says Security on the right, and Click it twice real fast. Okay, now do you see anything that says E100B? Okay scroll down. No the window on the right, click on the little arrow at the bottom. Okay, found it? Okay, does it have a Red X? Okay, no a white x on a red circle? Okay, go ahead and scroll some more until you find one. Okay, you found it? Okay double click on it, and read the description. IP could not open the registry key? No, click cancel, you're looking for the white x on the red circle that says E100B in the "source" column. Now scroll down, okay found it? Okay double click on it. Click twice real fast, okay, now read me the description, Installation ready? Okay, try clicking the little up arrow button. At the top right of the window, okay, read me the description. The removable storage service hung? Okay, click the down arrow, and read me the description. Okay, now click the down arrow again and read me the description. Okay, Intel PRO/100, got it. Now look at the bottom where it says data, and on the second row, over on the right, hwere it goes 13 00 04 40, tell me what it says right after that."

      If you still think this is funny, remember that Microsoft Technical Support is hiring!
    75. Re:Support by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "It looks like Austin is unfriendly to IT interns -- companies in other cities typically pay IT interns $10+ / hr."

      Geez...they are starting people off at $10/hr to flip burgers down here in New Orleans. I'd hope an IT intern would get more there than at a Burger King, McD's or Popeye's down here....

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    76. Re:Support by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Austin has been big in technology for a long time (and not only because IBM has a sizable complex there) and thus there is a glut of nerds.

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    77. Re:Support by MajorCatastrophe · · Score: 1

      So again, I ask: what about Dell makes them "not very good computers"? I can see "not the best" and "not speed demons" but "not very good" makes you sound like you've not touched a Dell since 1992; for most people doing most things computers are used for, I think they're great. And have a great price tag to boot.

      Agreed.

      Unfortunately many people can't tell the difference between the statements: "X is not the best," and "X is not very good," or more usually "X entirely sucks by any criteria you choose to name." This kind of ignorance appears frequently on Slashdot, so I wouldn't expect you to get a rational answer to your question.

    78. Re:Support by Score+Whore · · Score: 1
      I comprehended what you wrote just fine. I even bolded the relevant part.

      And you stated the exact same thing again:

      All Dell has to do is ask and provide a little support.


      I'm assuming here that you're not talking about some Dell flunky posting to slashdot saying "Yeah guys. That's good. Do it just like that. We're totally behind you on this."

      There's probably a thousand developers who'd be more than happy to regurgitate yet another menu system that parses an XML file and runs commands just like the thousand other variations on the same thing out there. After that all Dell will have to do is drop $50k or more on someone who will write the actual guts of such a diagnostic tool. And of course they'll have to rewrite it every six months which is about how long the kernel guys can go without completely breaking their APIs and interfaces. (And don't tell me this doesn't happen or that Dell could make their diagnostics open source and that'd solve the problem, because you can look at the fucking kernel releases and see that developers play chase the API all the time when one of the "core" guys decides they need to add an extra bitfield right in the middle of critical struct A.)
    79. Re:Support by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      They have a system to diagnose and test hardware defects based on software checks which aren't available under Linux. They need to create a similiar system where each component can be tested using native linux tools.

      Pretty much every Dell I've worked on in the last year, maybe more, has a bootable diagnostic partition separate from the Windows install. Further, that diagnostic partition looks suspiciously like Linux.

      Dell also provides diagnostic discs for their servers that look suspiciously like Linux.

      There's no reason that a diagnostic partition could not be present on a computer with Linux loaded on it. There's no reason why they couldn't provide their diagnostic software on a bootable CD-ROM or USB key. If it's diagnosing the hardware, why does it matter what software you've got loaded on the machine?
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    80. Re:Support by lilomar · · Score: 1

      "X is not the best," "X is not very good," "X entirely sucks by any criteria you choose to name." Console addict, huh?
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    81. Re:Support by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

      I realize you are very well-intentioned, but Dell is a business, not an open source community. What makes you think these things are mutually exclusive? Dell would be smart to pattern the structure of their Linux division after other successful companies that primarily work with and support open source.
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    82. Re:Support by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      It's called their DOS-based diagnostic program, which ships BOTH on the recovery partition (which actually has no reason to be Linux-based on the Linux machines) and on a CD.

      (I work at a K-12 that uses almost exclusively Dell machines. I'm a bit familiar with this program.)

    83. Re:Support by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      They do.

      Every driver CD, at least for their laptops, includes their DOS-based diagnostics. Also, the diagnostics are located in the recovery partition (which is in ADDITION to the plain Windows CD, the separate application CDs, etc., etc.)

    84. Re:Support by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Use their e-mail support, not their phone support.

      Then, you can at least read what the Indian guy is trying to say (although it reads like a 419 scammer's e-mail,) and they tend to expect that you've got a higher level of knowledge.

      Even though I've done all of this at a business, many of the machines in question are laptops with base support, which means they get home-level support.

      I often send messages stating "I have tested the power adapter on multiple machines, and tested multiple power adapters on this machine, and this power adapter does not work. A new power adapter is required." A day later, I get "I apologize for the problems you are having with your machine, and I am sending a new power adapter to you." I'm so good, I only get the autoresponse ~33% of the time, any more.

    85. Re:Support by swillden · · Score: 1

      And you stated the exact same thing again:

      And you missed the same point again. This is a *feature* of the FOSS community, that dell has the *option* to ask for help and they'll get it. Contrast with the MS Windows world where MS wouldn't even entertain the notion of writing custom diagnostic utilities for Dell.

      And of course they'll have to rewrite it every six months which is about how long the kernel guys can go without completely breaking their APIs and interfaces. (And don't tell me this doesn't happen

      I'm absolutely going to tell you it doesn't happen. Or, rather, that it hardly every happens. The interfaces that would be required are in userspace, and those APIs change very infrequently. Most all of the relevant data is almost certainly available through the /proc and /sys pseudo filesystems already.

      And, for any additional data that isn't already exposed by the kernel (I doubt there is any, but just for the sake of discussion, let's assume there is), what Dell should do is help Linux developers define the relevant APIs, add them to /proc or /sys, and get the code merged into the mainline kernel... where the kernel devs will keep it up to date for them. Even better, Dell can work this process through their relationship with Canonical, which already has people that know how to do it.

      you can look at the fucking kernel releases and see that developers play chase the API all the time when one of the "core" guys decides they need to add an extra bitfield right in the middle of critical struct

      Yep, they update the necessary code when APIs change. Where's the problem?

      Finally, allow me to once again point out the contrast between this situation and the Windows world -- this is a difference that is entirely to Dell's *advantage*. It's easier for them to do this in the Linux world, if they figure out how to work with the community. If they prefer, of course, they're perfectly free to do it all themselves just like they do for Windows.

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    86. Re:Support by shywolf9982 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is not the first time that someone says that (I think I've seen other people make this same observation here on Slashdot) but actually, doing technical assistance with a terminal is WAY much better than doing it on a GUI.
      The Italian biggest ISP tech support (I live in Italy), actually, makes you open a terminal in order to diagnose network problems on the phone. On windows. And most of the time, the hard problem is getting the customer to open the terminal, and once you're in everything goes pretty straightforward: you tell the guy what to type, and the guy reads the response to you. Quick and simple. On the other hand, the conversation to get him open the terminal is usually along those lines:
      TS: "I have to ask you to open a terminal"
      C: "Oh, ok, but how do I do that?"
      TS: "Click on the start button"
      C: "There is no start button"
      TS: "Are you sure? A green button in the left-bottom corner of your screen?"
      C: "Oh, ok, you meant the windows button"
      TS: "Yes" (but there's a big START written on it, goddamnit)
      TS: "Now go to all programs and then accessories"
      C: "Ok"
      TS: "Click on terminal"
      C: "I think my computer just broke"
      TS: "What happened?"
      C: "A black window appeared and it looks all broken"
      TS: "It is normal: that is the terminal"
      C: "It's ugly"
      TS: "Well, hopefully we won't have to look at it for long"
      TS: "Now, I will tell you to write things inside that window, and you will have to read me what appears: is it ok?"
      C: "Ok"

      And then you make the poor customer ping this and that, see if it is a dns problem or what, then do a couple of traceroutes and discover some idiot messed up some router somewhere, so you fix it and then you tell the customer to see if his internet works. He's all happy. You are happy too, and you're about to close the call when he's like

      C: "Oh, one last thing"
      TS: "Yes?"
      C: "Do I really have to keep the black ugly window opened to make it work?"
      TS: "Oh no, that's okay, you can close it. It was just for testing"
      C: "Oh thanks!"

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    87. Re:Support by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      okay heres the funny thing
      Completecare is a its all covered (except theft) program

      Somebody uses a patent infringed AK47 on your laptop - COVERED
      You splatter your laptop on the Washington Beltway - COVERED
      While in NewYork a "Family Member" decides to make your laptop Sleep With the fishes - COVERED (if you can get it from the bottom of the harbour)
      You insult a "man of the cloth" and you get Zotted -COVERED

      it does not matter if you have the pieces its covered this has exactly ZERO NADA NIET to do with the installed OS

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    88. Re:Support by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's true, but what happens if switching the part doesn't fix the issue? How exactly do you verify that the part is actually broken? Dell doesn't want to give you a new part unless your old one is well and truly broken. Unless Dell's techs can do some sort of troubleshooting in the field then it is quite likely that they'll give away more parts than they need to.

      Eventually Dell will probably work this stuff out, especially if the Ubuntu machines become popular. In the meantime it makes perfect sense to only offer mail-in hardware support.

    89. Re:Support by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      nice try i have 3 words for you

      Bootable Diagnostics CD

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    90. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's being fixed both upstream and in Ubuntu...

    91. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% buzzword soup. Mod down.

    92. Re:Support by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Why do people think it's cute to invent their own phonetic alphabets? They always manage to find pairs that don't distinguish well - was that b as in beer or v as in veer? Mock or nock? Fault or salt?

      Someone spent a lot of time avoiding that problem when they developed the standard one - why not use it?

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    93. Re:Support by erroneus · · Score: 1

      That was sort of close to my point... that is to say I mean their reliance on a functional OS should be discarded from their support practices. The first step in their scripted troubleshooting should be something like "okay, do the following to boot from the diagnostics CD... next, go to the menu and select option 1...." If they don't want to support Linux software, I can fully appreciate that. (They should sponsor a forum for discussion... they did once as I recall but no longer) But let there be a clear separation between software and hardware support and that includes Windows. I can't tell you how many times I have heard "reinstall windows" as part of a proposed solution for a hardware failure. HUGE waste of time and a potential for needless data loss.

    94. Re:Support by forrestt · · Score: 1

      I highly believe that I and other FOSS community members will do this (for free even) if Dell would like us to. That's what we do, write code for free, or more closely, write free code for free. Some of us get paid money to write code, but most of us just do it because we enjoy doing it and our payment is someone telling us we did a good job. Money is nice, because it gets you cool things that you can use to spend your time interacting with, but FOSS is cool because it gets you cool people that you can spend your time interacting with.

      You aren't one of them. Go buy some toys.

  3. Diagnostic Software? by mark0 · · Score: 1

    Is there some diagnostic software that Dell uses that doesn't run on Ubuntu? If the magic blue smoke gets out of the CPU, that's easy to diagnose, but perhaps they're concerned about supporting more subtle hardware issues without diagnostic tools?

    1. Re:Diagnostic Software? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dunno about the "home user" machines - Dimensions and Inspirons - but the Optiplex and Lattitude series all have a Dell Utility partition that loads Dr Dos (or similar) adn runs diagnostics from that... they should be able to have the same partition setup in *nix...

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    2. Re:Diagnostic Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes the home user computers come with disk that run dell diagnostics. They test everything from the hard drive to memory etc. The problem is when I was doing tech support for dell they would require use to tell the user to reinstall video card drivers, and monitor drivers if the user said they were having display problems. So I think that is a harder task to do on Linux. For example with something like a CD rom drive they would want use to tell the user to put in the dell resource CD and see if it can read that from windows etc. I know all of this can be done on Linux but then dell would have to update there diagnostic website. And why would they want to do that when they already need to lower cost...isn't that why the tech support jobs got sent to India in the first place... that is a different story.

      In other words Dell is just fucking lazy and is getting a check from M$ to not support it so people will not buy the Linux computers so they can say the Linux computers did not sell as good as Windows.

    3. Re:Diagnostic Software? by eharvill · · Score: 1

      I have an Insipiron e1705 and just had my 7900GS replaced. They had me boot into the special Dell Utility partition to trouble-shoot and determine that it was indeed a bad video card (of course they didn't believe me when I told them it was bad). Anyway, that utility is OS agnostic, so I don't see what the big deal is.

      Maybe someone just got in touch with a bad/lazy/stupid tech? (of course I didn't RTFA)

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    4. Re:Diagnostic Software? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      of course they didn't believe me when I told them it was bad


      Because gods know that end-users never lie, or that you'd get an end-user who doesn't know what he's talking about.

      Think from the other guy's perspective.
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    5. Re:Diagnostic Software? by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Or they could even go one better and have a recovery Linux partition instead - including some nice parsers for /var/log. Sure, they'd have to write some of their own analysis software but I imagine a) there's lots of it already knocking about and b) if they gave a spec, the OSS community would probably help considerably in writing parts of it. Heck, there's already bootable Linux recovery discs that'll fit in a 50MB ISO, adding a minimal Xorg setup and a WM is easy. In fact, I winder how many people here first used Linux to help diagnose/recover from problems under Windows using summat like Knoppix?

      If Dell is worried that software errors are going to be mistaken for hardware errors, a quick scan of various files in /var/log are likely to tell them what's going on. Doing this stuff from the CLI is pretty easy, so it'd be trivial to write a graphical frontend to it for ease of use. Combine that with a memtest86+ boot option and you've covered alot of bases that would normally require the kit to be sent in.

      Anyway, I imagine the story is blown out of proportion and this is probably just a case of (yet another) poorly informed call centre staff. Does the US have anything that approximates to the Sales of Goods Act in the UK where you are obliged to support hardware as "fit for purpose" for a minumum of a year from the purchase date? I see lots of talk about warranties expiring after 90 days, so I guess you have a somewhat shorter minimum time frame for things to die. As I'm sure many of you are aware, 90 days is waaaay too close to the soap dish on that there bathtub curve.

      OK, stopping rambling now.

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    6. Re:Diagnostic Software? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      Dell could create/provide a LiveCD for the UbuntuPC they are selling and if needed, have the user boot that. Also on that LiveCD could be their DR-DOS diag stuff( thinking like knoppix memtest ).

      None of this is really rocket science and supporting Linux in the same way they support Windows should not be too difficult of they think it through. I do wonder if they're backing off on the hardware support some because they feel Linux provides more ways for a user to damage the hardware than Windows does. Ie, overclocking, hdparm changes, etc. I don't think it's valid but the tools are generally already there in Linux where you probably have to get out and get an addon app to do it in Windows.

      LoB

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    7. Re:Diagnostic Software? by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Because gods know that end-users never lie, or that you'd get an end-user who doesn't know what he's talking about. Think from the other guy's perspective. Wasn't flaming the tech or anything. I've been on his side before (will never do it again). He was very nice. I did all the steps he asked of me. I just wish I didn't have to waste 3 hours to get the conclusion that I already knew.

      Now, the tech that insisted he had to remote into my laptop to verify that my battery had gone bad and would no longer retain a charge kinda pissed me off...

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    8. Re:Diagnostic Software? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Now, the tech that insisted he had to remote into my laptop to verify that my battery had gone bad and would no longer retain a charge kinda pissed me off...


      And rightly so. What's he going to look for, the connection suddenly going dead when you unplug it?
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    9. Re:Diagnostic Software? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Is there some diagnostic software that Dell uses that doesn't run on Ubuntu? If the magic blue smoke gets out of the CPU, that's easy to diagnose, but perhaps they're concerned about supporting more subtle hardware issues without diagnostic tools?

      Every dell I've dealt with in the last couple of years has had an assortment of diagnostic software that does not run within Windows. They may very well have a Windows-based diagnostic program with a pretty GUI that I'm not familiar with...but all the machines I've worked on had a bootable diagnostic partition that appears to be running some sort of Linux.

      Dell servers ship with an Open Manage CD that can help you configure the hardware before installing your OS, and can also perform hardware diagnostics. Again, the Open Manage discs appear to be running some sort of Linux.

      There's no reason why a lack of Windows should prevent dell from diagnosing defective hardware.
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  4. Give Dell *SOME* credit... by bdr529 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dell Thinks Ubuntu Makes Hardware More Fragile?


    No, but it makes for a nice headline, eh? I think it more likely they believe their users will mis-identify software issues as hardware issues and request replacement hardware. Further, it would also cost them extra to have personell on hand (familiar enough with the OS) to help RESOLVE hardware issues. Either way, it costs them more.

    It's not entirely unreasonable to charge more for a warranty coverage. It *IS* odd not to provide coverage at all, though.

    But not because Dell denies that "The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other". That's just frustrated customer venting...

    1. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely, and I worry that making a stink like this might actually scare other PC vendors out of offering linux desktops. Don't get me wrong, a person should be entitled to whatever they paid for, but this territory is largely uncharted. It might benefit everyone to be careful with how they handle things.

    2. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they need to create a hardware support policy that reflects the issue, with surcharges for problems incorrectly identified as hardware problems by the customer (this means ubuntu drivers will need to be heavily tested).

      I'm willing to give Dell the benefit of the doubt but not offering HW support is ridiculous. Afterall I can buy a Windows box with support and then put another OS on it without invalidating the HW warranty.

    3. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Hardware issues..?

      How the hell can you have hardware issues when you make the PCs and put the OS on them yourself? Just add the support for your hardware to Ubuntu/the Linux kernel and ta dar, no more problems.

      I mean Jesus.. how hard is it to only support hardware you know works?

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    4. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      No, but it makes for a nice headline, eh? I think it more likely they believe their users will mis-identify software issues as hardware issues and request replacement hardware. Further, it would also cost them extra to have personell on hand (familiar enough with the OS) to help RESOLVE hardware issues. Either way, it costs them more.

      Just a thought, but is this an area that might be keeping Linus back in the consumer market? What has Lindows done about this sort of thing?

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    5. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering, is it even legal to give no warranty at all?

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    6. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by queequeg1 · · Score: 1

      Generally, yes, it is. You just need to disclaim all warranties, whether they are express (not the case here) or implied (e.g. under applicable laws pertaining to the sale of goods, such as the UCC). Companies that try such tactics walk a fine line. On the one hand, you want the disclaimer to be relatively unnoticeable so you don't scare off customers. On the other hand, if it is too unnnoticeable, you run the risk of a court holding the disclaimer to be ineffective.

      Note that various states (or countries) may have consumer legislation that limits a vendor's ability to waive all warranties for consumer goods. However, I believe such laws are the exception.

    7. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering, is it even legal to give no warranty at all?


      Often the law requires some obligations, but mostly they don't require that the vendor specify to the customer what those legal rights are, which is why a lot of warranties (or notifications of lack of a warranty) have legal boilerplate that you may have other rights under law that the warranty (or lack thereof) should not be construed as denying.

      Chris Mattern
    8. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the US allow you to disclaim merchantability/fitness for puropse?

    9. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by bocaJWho · · Score: 1
      Actually, after reading TFA, I'll give Dell a bunch of credit:

      Todd did in fact forward the information up the food chain (he has my respect). I received a phone call from an executive in the resolution team by the name of Diane (she has my respect). She was very professional. She said she was unaware of the policy change. She discussed the issue with her peers and they do not understand the logic of this policy. She agrees that the OS does not have any bearing on hardware issues covered in the complete care (tm) offering. She is going to move further up the food chain to investigate this (along with the reduced normal warranty) and call me back later today.
      Hopefully, before the end of the day we'll have another posting saying "Dell patches up the laws of physics".
    10. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by queequeg1 · · Score: 1

      Yes (assuming you are talking about the sale of goods in the US). My job is to review all purchases of consumables and equipment for a hospital system. Off the top of my head, I would say that well over 99% of the contract forms I am provided with by our vendors very clearly disclaim the warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose that are implied by the UCC (usually in larger bold all-caps type). In their place are express warranties that are clearly spelled out (e.g. free from defects in design, manufacture, and materials for a period of XYZ months after installation). This is a good option for national vendors to take as they don't want to risk having a rogue state court adopting some unusual interpretation of the UCC (although I think the risk is very small). As a purchaser, I don't mind this approach, although it does mean that I have to carefully review all of the customized express warranty language (but that's just job security).

      Interestingly, one of our largest suppliers (J&J) uses exactly the opposite approach and disclaims all warranties except those that are implied under applicable state laws that pertain to the sale of goods. As far as I know, they are the only vendor we do business with that uses this approach. From my perspective (as a representative of the purchaser) it is a fine approach because the implied warranties work very well in the medical device context. However, I actually had to convince my client that J&J wasn't trying to screw us (because the business people are so used to seeing express warranties).

    11. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      No, no. Dell *knows* what Shuttleworth and company up to: Ubuntu is a large global conspiracy to convert everyone's innocent home PCs into an army of walking drives. This way, they can make PCs walk all over town and commit heinous acts of deviance and wreak havoc in Smalltown, USA. It's a conspiracy, man! What, you though zombie PCs referred to those taken by some virus? You ain't seen nothin' yet, baby!

      The whole linux/foss movement has all been for this moment. March forth, my minions! Mua...muaha...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    12. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by WolfWings · · Score: 1

      Oh, I picked the headline mostly to be cute/amusing/eyecatching. I'll fully admit that.

      But considering they include a seperate FreeDOS partition on the Ubuntu machines full of diagnostic tools[1], your argument doesn't really hold water. They use the same diagnostic tools as before, just apparently have you reboot to do all the tests instead of opening a command-prompt. And all of the hardware available for Ubuntu machines is available for Windows machines as well. So, again, no extra training needed besides an Ubuntu-specific prefix of 'please reboot into the diagnostic software' as far as I can see.

    13. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      The only thing that will put other companies out of selling Linux is if it is not profitable. As the only thing that will put them into selling Linux is if it is profitable.

      Name calling has no place at the above paragraph, so, let people flame ;)

    14. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think it's only fair to give warning to those contemplating a purchase from Dell what kind of an abusive relationship they may be entering. Some people won't see that they have any choice, and will go ahead, but at least they will have been warned.

      Remember, Dell isn't the only party to the sale. The customer is involved too. This is at least warning him that Dell may be polite, but it isn't dependable. That deals are subject to being unilaterally renegotiated AFTER Dell has taken you money. That's an important warning. I don't think that Dell has any assets within the county, so I might not be able to seek redress via small claims court, but I CAN avoid them.

      If you don't feel that unilaterally renegotiating the deal AFTER you've collected the money is grounds for a suit ... then welcome to serfdom.

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    15. Re:Give Dell *SOME* credit... by init100 · · Score: 1

      You never read the GPL, did you? The GPL disclaims all warranties, expressed or implied, explicitly including those that you mention. If it wasn't legal in the US, do you think that it would have been included?

  5. serves the community right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    No, it serves the Linux community right...you can't spend all these years obsessing about your software, software, SOFTWARE.... and then be shocked when Dell falls in line with your obsession by also letting hardware warranties, ie, warrantees that deal with REALITY, slip a little in the rank of concerns. Look, you want hardware warranties back, worry a bit less about computer software that does this or that, and get with some hardware concerns, ie, getting out of your parents basement and move around in real space, get some girls, or even build a house (get your fill of hardware there)...then, just maybe, Dell might think it needs to worry about hardware (reality) warranties. Until then, settle for software (abstract) fulfillments only!

    1. Re:serves the community right by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Physical products are still governed by the UCC.

      Dell can't really wriggle out of this. The most they can do is to try and get away with flaunting the law.

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    2. Re:serves the community right by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1
      Until then, settle for software (abstract) fulfillments only!

      Are you having a bad day?

  6. The Masons! by richdun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am looking for protection from bricks.

    In that case, you should buy double protection for Windows machines. I've seen Windows brick far more machines than Linux.

    Of course, we all know who is really behind this aversion to protection from bricks.

    *cue Simpsons-style song and dance*

    1. Re:The Masons! by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 1

      In that case, you should buy double protection for Windows machines. I've seen Windows brick far more machines than Linux.

      i am interested in linux, but i am looking for protection from people throwing chairs. any ideas? xandros maybe?

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    2. Re:The Masons! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am looking for protection from bricks.


      Bricks? I'm looking for protection from CHAIRS!
  7. No Techs by DaveWick79 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The real issue is that Dell doesn't have any techs trained in Linux, and if you sent out a Tech with the average knowledge that the Windows techs have, the end user would probably be more knowledgable than the tech.
    They really have no way to solve software issues, which makes it extremely difficult to determine whether an issue is a hardware or a software problem. So rather than retrain or recruit thousands of onsite techs, and pour millions of dollars into creating new Linux checklists for India, they would just assume offer only limited support.

    1. Re:No Techs by pr0xie · · Score: 1

      You are right on. I am a 'certified' Dell hardware tech for my job (I work at a university), and many times when ordering a part under warranty I simply tell them the errors it gives me and they send out a new part that day. With linux it becomes much harder, will they take my word? or do they have bunches of people qualified to tell if something is actually wrong with the hardware based on the errors?

    2. Re:No Techs by krazdon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is very likely the real reason why Dell is offering less support for linux than windows. That is, it costs them more. There are several possible reasons to this: 1) There are fewer people trained to troubleshoot linux than there are for windows, so they can demand more money. 2) If the mass consumers this product, they will on average know how to do less with linux than with windows and may need to call support more often. Of course, the true linux geeks would never call Dell for help... For both 1 and 2, it is debatable whether people have less experience with linux because it is actually more difficult to use or because people are just more used to windows.

    3. Re:No Techs by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      that's because most dell techs are NOT dell techs but some lacky from a local IT service company that is a dell partner.

      I have found that lots of Dell techs are only slightly more competent than "geek squad" level of techs. This changes when you go for server support. they actually fly out someone that knows what they are doing for those.

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    4. Re:No Techs by jimicus · · Score: 1

      which makes it extremely difficult to determine whether an issue is a hardware or a software problem.

      I'm sorry, I'm going to have to interrupt you there and shout BOLLOCKS very loudly.

      Solution: Bootable CD with diagnostic tools.

      There, that wasn't so hard, was it?

    5. Re:No Techs by anethema · · Score: 1

      they would just assume offer only limited support.

      It is actually "just as soon"

      Just helpin you out :)

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    6. Re:No Techs by DaveWick79 · · Score: 1

      So you are going to call up Dell tech support, get routed to India, and they are going to tell you to insert a bootable disk with diagnostic tools? Frankly, I doubt they want to support that either, considering the wide variety of hardware configurations and the lack of worthy generic tools for any given component. Heck, even ultimate boot CD with all it's utilities doesn't diagnose every hardware issue. It might work fine for an onsite tech, who should have that in his toolkit anyways.

    7. Re:No Techs by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Why not? They already include such tools in a bootable partition on the hard disk, what's wrong with the idea of sticking them on a CD?

    8. Re:No Techs by DaveWick79 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I just assumed it was just assummed. Thanks!

    9. Re:No Techs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is nothign wrong with sticking them on a CD, The point is that those tools are usually aids to fixing/identifying problems and are usually combined with evidence and data from the running operating system. The issue is there currently is no good comprehensive set of tools and hence that data from the OS behaviour becomes more critical and therefore understanding the OS becomes critical for the tech.

  8. Two possibilities come to mind... by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Either:

    1.) Dell does not have the tools or expertise in house to do this yet, but will in the future. So, they got pressured into releasing their Linux PCs before they were ready to support them. Incompetence maybe, but not malice.

    2.) Dell simply put out Linux PCs to shut the geek crowd up and get them to buy Dells. However, they don't really want to support Linux, so they designed the program to fail. This way, when they cancel this offering in a year or two due to poor sales, they can say they tried, but Linux on the desktop just doesn't work.

    I want to believe it's reason 1, but the added fact that Dell doesn't seem to be advertising this thing at all, and the fact that you actually have to jump through some hoops on the website to even see that the option is available, makes me think that reason 2 isn't entirely impossible either.

    1. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

      2.) Dell simply put out Linux PCs to shut the geek crowd up and get them to buy Dells. However, they don't really want to support Linux, so they designed the program to fail. This way, when they cancel this offering in a year or two due to poor sales, they can say they tried, but Linux on the desktop just doesn't work.

      I suspect this is exactly what is happening. Likely some other OEM operating system manufacturer has viewed Linux as a threat to their monopoly, and has exerted some pressure on Dell to shut down this option. This is Dell's way of quietly ending the promotion and attempting to save face. Just a theory.

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    2. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      They don't really need to advertise...the people who are interested in this sort of thing already know about through such channels as slashdot, digg, heck, i read about it on google news.

      Dell has no illusions about selling Linux installed machines to regular users.

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    3. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by nanamin · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dell doesn't seem to be advertising this thing at all, and the fact that you actually have to jump through some hoops on the website to even see that the option is available, makes me think that reason 2 isn't entirely impossible either. http://dell.com/ Not sure which dell.com you're talking about, but the first thing I saw while going there is a big advertisement saying "By Popular Demand Ubuntu has Arrived." After refreshing a couple times, I noticed that this isn't always what's displayed, but the fact that it's one of about four advertisements displayed on the front page suggests that they are doing anything but avoiding advertising it. Try refreshing a few times, they're advertising it just as well as anything else. . .right on the front page.

    4. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by div_2n · · Score: 5, Informative

      In a recent chat with a rep, I was given this phone number:

      866-622-1947

      When I called it, the person that answered said they were the Dell Linux tech support group. So I think they DO have people in house to support Linux.

    5. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by Assassin_for_Atari · · Score: 1
      I want to believe it's reason 1, but the added fact that Dell doesn't seem to be advertising this thing at all, and the fact that you actually have to jump through some hoops on the website to even see that the option is available, makes me think that reason 2 isn't entirely impossible either

      You know I thought the same, outside of a quick revolving ad their promo for this is pretty weak. Sure we want linux on OEM but the idea is 2 fold (at least for me). Give me a machine with linux preinstalled and made it so that other people have choice. If I was joe average looking for pc and saw that ad that said "ubuntu has arrived" I would be asking myself "WTF IS UBUNTU!!", he might research and find out its linux say to himself "cool, I will give it a go". Now, that's assuming this person even KNOWS what linux is. Most people don't even understand the concept of an Operating System. To them, Windows is the PC and vise versa. heck there monitor is the pc, the hard-drive is memory all that fun usual frustrating supporting end user stuff :P.

      WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE:
      The linux option NOT ON A DIFFERENT PAGE. When I go to the 1505 laptop and say customize, there should be listing for ubuntu. When they give "suggestions" on configuration, there at least be 1 linux option. With a link that describes what Linux is in relation to windows. To have this work you must educate your customer base. The fact that if I just click on laptops I don't see ANY of the linux option machines is not what I was expecting. Instead, I click on laptops, go to the top, click "open source PC's" and then I can get to the linux/free dos machines. I really think Dell can push this and what it be really sucessful but the way it is now, After the geeks buy their machines I see it faltering. Which is sad :(

    6. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by Locutus · · Score: 1

      3) Dell gets alot of money back from Microsoft for putting Microsoft Windows stickers on every part of the PC and their advertising. So much so that it's been said that over 20% of Dell's profits come directly from marketing kickbacks from Microsoft. Therefore, selling Linux on a DellPC means those PCs get no MS marketing kickbacks, no MS support kickbacks, and require expertise Dell doesn't have yet. All this means that the Linux based Dell PC's are a tough way to make a buck for Dell and they have to cut expenses somewhere.

      LoB

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    7. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by binaryloc · · Score: 1

      Dell doesn't care about the 'geek community'. They care about profit. And China isn't going to buy anything that has ever touched Microsoft and their capitalist evil.

      China has people. People have money. Dell wants it.

    8. Re:Two possibilities come to mind... by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't have a problem with the fact that you have to jump through hoops to find the Linux machines on the site. Though I use Linux (kubuntu) myself and would like to see wider adoption, it is not ready to handle the standard user [or (l)user, if you prefer].

      I could see the following scenario at Dell if the Linux machines were side by side the Windows machines on the Dell web site:

      At purchase:
      Hey! Here's the exact same computer on this next page that is $50 cheaper then this one.
      It says "System comes with the Ubuntu Linux operating system rather then Microsoft Windows. Linux is similar to Microsoft Windows but varies in that ..."
      (customer stops reading)
      Well I don't use these Windows or Linux things anyway, and it $50 cheaper, I'll buy this one.

      A few days later a call comes into Dell tech support:
      Hey! I bought this computer from your web site and now it doesn't work!
      Tech: What seems to be the problem?
      I bought this game for my Dell and it won't work!
      Tech: It looks like you bought one of our Ubuntu Linux computers. Most software that you buy on the shelf is not designed to work with ... (customer cuts off)
      Hey! I don't use or care about this Linux thing! I just want my game to work!
      Tech: (sigh)

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  9. Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they are assuming that linux users might be more likely than most buyers to open up the box, swap cards, add drives/RAM, etc. In the process potentially exposing the machines to "user induced failures" from ESD, dropped screws, damaged parts, etc.

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    1. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Absolutely! Everyone on Slashdot should be added to a "no-buy" list. They are much more likely to open up their Dell and pour chocolate sauce inside.

      I have a simple solution to this issue.

    2. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by supersnail · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Last time I had a problem with my Uninspiron the Dell techie instructed me to open up the
      front remove a few parts and reseat the screen conection.
      When I expressed surprise he said this was Dells standard troubleshhooting procedure.

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    3. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      The only complaint I have about your solution is that I needed the extra screen real-estate of a 17" display. They don't seem to offer
      those.

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    4. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by Datamonstar · · Score: 2

      I walked an 80-something old grandmother through a motherboard replacement on an old Dimension back when I worked for Dell and it's one of my most pleasant and rewarding memories of being a tech. I use that story to this day in job interviews. My motto was that I'd do ANYTHING so they didn't have to send something.

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    5. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by fuego451 · · Score: 1

      I figured the coffee can of parts I had left over from taking apart and reassembling my Acer laptop might come in handy some day if I have a probzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.........NO_CARRIER

      In truth, one small stainless steel clip, which should have been held with a screw somewhere, fell out of the case when I first opened it. I never was able to determine where it should have gone and I believe it was accidentally dropped in there during its original assembly. This Acer has been happily running Debian the last four years and its only problem is the DVD part of the DVD-R died (common Matshita problem I understand) before I got the machine but the CD-RW is fine.

    6. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Last time I had a problem with my Uninspiron the Dell techie instructed me to open up the
      front remove a few parts and reseat the screen conection.
      When I expressed surprise he said this was Dells standard troubleshhooting procedure.

      We occasionally get sub-contracted to do Dell service calls, and I'm always surprised at this. Dell routinely has people completely dismantle their computers. They pull sticks of RAM, unplug drives, remove expansion cards, wiggle plugs... I have seen Dell computers that were actually damaged by this diagnostic process. Dell instructs the owner to remove something, and the owner winds up breaking the component in the process. It happens entirely too often.
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    7. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Wait a second. The author is trying to buy the protection plan that dell offers which protects the machine against a BRICK SMASHING THE MACHINE and you think they're worried about ESD?

      I think the bottom line is that a mistake was made with the order, and the "sorry, we don't offer that support with linux boxes" response was really just an attempt to move past the subject without more problems. It would work with an uneducated customer...

    8. Re:Not to excuse Dell, but maybe by SykeZareason · · Score: 1

      Then take a look at ZaReason. We offer a great 17" laptop, and extended warranties if you like.

  10. We are a fickle group, aren't we. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dell asks us what we want. We tell them. They do it. Now we complain.

    Admittedly, there are issues with not having any hardware warranty, but do we need to get so incendiary against someone who is trying to work with us?

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    1. Re:We are a fickle group, aren't we. by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Admittedly, there are issues with not having any hardware warranty, but do we need to get so incendiary against someone who is trying to work with us?

      Especially when, this being Slashdot, everything gets overblown.

      These machines come with a hardware warranty.

      They don't come with the ability to purchase an extended warranty.

      Now, this makes some sense. Loading Dells with Linux is a trial thing. This is not something they want to figure out how to support long-term yet; if this doesn't work for them, having four and five year service contracts out there they have to cover is going to make this a very expensive prospect. They're willing to make sure they have Linux expertise around to support these things for their base warranty time, whether or not it turns out they can make a buck selling Linux systems long-term. But it makes sense that they wouldn't want to keep Linux geeks around (which, let's face it, cost more than Windows monkeys) long term if they can't sell these things long-term.

    2. Re:We are a fickle group, aren't we. by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Admittedly, there are issues with not having any hardware warranty, but do we need to get so incendiary...

      Yes. It isn't about the specific details, it is the attitude. They aren't treating Linux users like customers expect to be treated.

      Some extra hoops because their support org isn't up to speed is understandable, especially if they are nice about it and explain what is going on. But refusing coverage without a drastic price cut (after sales support is a BIG chunk of the sticker price) just doesn't cut it.

      Their problem is that, unlike Microsoft, they don't have a monopoly. IBM/Lenovo doesn't give me any problems with hardware failures. They are bright enough to know that the OS doesn't matter if the LCD cable goes bad, hinges fail, power connectors come loose from the MB, hard drives crap out, etc. They send the box, I stick the laptop in it and they make it right. Evenever I can I don't even send the hard drive in. They usually don't know and don't care what OS is loaded.

      Since Dell is preloading, they really can't get away with voiding the warranty. There are laws against that sort fo thing.

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    3. Re:We are a fickle group, aren't we. by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Ok, I don't need software support. I've been running Linux since '99 or so and I admin it professionally. What I do want is to be able to get hardware support should bits of my laptop break. The Dell situation seems to offer no benefits over my (unsupported) Compaq laptop, and frankly I prefer Compaq hardware. It's not exactly a compelling reason for me to buy a Dell.

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    4. Re:We are a fickle group, aren't we. by acidosmosis · · Score: 1

      > Dell asks us what we want. We tell them. They do it. Now we complain.



      You should not expect any better of Linux users.

      People will complain about anything anyway. No matter what it is.

      By the way. I wouldn't want to support a damn thing on Linux either. Linux user or not, you know damn well there is plenty of good reason for that.

    5. Re:We are a fickle group, aren't we. by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1

      I can't say as I blame Dell. I repair and upgrade computers for people, and though I use ubuntu myself, I don't go telling everyone to get ubuntu because of the problems that arise when kernels upgrade. No way I'd want to suddenly be covered up with calls just because of a kernel upgrade.

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    6. Re:We are a fickle group, aren't we. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell asks us what we want. We tell them. They do it. Now we complain.

      We told them to silently cancel orders after charging our credit cards? We told them to offer no warranty options for hardware depending on OS, which they themselves admit makes no sense?

      I don't remember any of us asking for these things.

  11. Dell = service by simong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The rejoicing behind Dell's decision to provide machines preloaded with Ubuntu was the assumption that they will also provide software *and* hardware support. It doesn't matter whether everyone who buys a Dell laptop with Ubuntu on is a Linux power user or not, the point of buying Dell is that there's someone on the line if something goes wrong. These machines should have certified to work with Ubuntu, and the support people should be able to resolve common problems, whether hardware or software. What makes matters worse is that Dell continues to promote that expectation in order to take a couple of hundred dollars of a purchaser for hardware cover. One of the reasons to buy a well known name is that, to put it bluntly, a lot of people want someone to shout at if something goes wrong. It seems that there's going to be a lot of shouting if there's no useful response.

    1. Re:Dell = service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life is easier if you buy a windows laptop and repartition the harddisk yourself to get dual boot. Dell has chosen hardware components with Linux drivers, so even if you buy the Windows version you should still have an easier time installing Linux.

    2. Re:Dell = service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The easy road leads to Hell.

      Simply giving in and accepting the Windows tax is what put the computer world in its current situation.

  12. Perhaps not from Dell by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1

    But almost EVERY computer component I've seen carries at least a 1 year warrantee. If they use Seagate drives (not sure) they have a 5 year warantee. So it's not like they're completely out in the cold. But agree it is more of a nuisance to ship 10 diff pieces to 10 diff people than just sending the puter back to Dell.

    1. Re:Perhaps not from Dell by jdunn14 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you may be left out in the cold. Dell tends to use some fairly low-grade components to keep costs down. Personally, I wouldn't buy a Dell without the hardware warranty, although with their 1 day support, I've been quite happy with my laptop and business desktops.

  13. FUD by packetmon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of an issue I recently had with my ISP... Packet loss @ 12% so I call the provider...

    Cust svce. Can you reboot, etc., etc., etc.
    Me... Sure why not... yadda yadda
    Cust svce. Can you click on the start menu
    Me No. I don't use Windows
    Cust svce. Please hold...
    Cust svce. Are you using OSX?
    Me No. I use Solaris (Sun Desktop on a Dull unInspiron 6000)
    Cust svce. Please hold...
    Cust svce. (supervisor gets on now) Can you please click on the start menu...
    Me No. I told the other person I use Solaris...
    Cust svce. Well we don't support Solaris!

    Solaris nor OSX nor Windows nor BSD had anything to do with their cruddy connectivity. The actual conversation took a little longer than that with more e-stupidity from their customer service and I had to pretty much deal with it to a degree... My options? 1) Find a provider who would support/understand basic networking, etc. 2) Deal with it...

    This is what happened summarily, so I can see why dull would become filled with uber non Windows FUD. Imagine having to explain to Alibaba ... Sorry I meant Charlie in India that his MCSE studies are worthless and they now need to retrain him in Linux... Man that would earn developers a whopping .10 (US) more thus offsetting dull's stock prices a whopping .001 per share. Not in Dull's best interest.

    1. Re:FUD by drrck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What you want to do in that case is to pretend like you are doing what they are asking. I've done it at work with Dell before many times. I know what a dead hard drive acts like, and a reboot is not going to fix it.

      If you've already know what the problem is you should have an easy time fabricating the results of whatever inane tasks they are required to ask you to perform.

    2. Re:FUD by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Your sarcastic post kinda catches on why I never subscribed to the "certified" career path. Sure you can drop 10 large on a MCSE, but what happens when another OS becomes what your employer wants? Same with Novell, Redhat and other cert courses.

      I'd rather just not be incompetent and fend for myself than brandish meaningless credentials...

      Tom

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    3. Re:FUD by packetmon · · Score: 1

      The Worthlessness of the CISSP certification. It depends what cert you're after. Right now I'm studying for the CCIE Security certification. Does it matter? Yes I do believe this is one of the ones that do. Why? You're not just reading to pass a test. If it were that easy, there would be more than 906 CCIE Security engineers worldwide. GIAC vs. CISSP? I'd take a GIAC over a CISSP any time. I've met CISSP's who understood the concept of an attack, an attacker, but couldn't perform an attack to save their lives. I believe in the security industry, one should know everything from the ground up. So what you understand the core of it all... My opinion. As for MS certs', sure if you want to live in an MS world. Same goes for Sun, etc.,

    4. Re:FUD by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Well given that I work in security as well I question the training. A lot of the fundamentals of secure development (e.g. memory management, use cases, testing, verification) can be taught but that's usually best left to a software engineering course. Sure it's nice that there is a course that teaches what a stack overflow is, but I'd rather have a class that teaches what they are and how to avoid them as a development practice.

      And really what we need aren't more security testers than developers, we need developers more than programmers. E.g. less script monkeys who churn out line after line of untested, hard to verify, impossible to parse spaghetti code, and more people willing to take the time to plan out the software, take in requirements and design issues, outline a testing and verification process, etc, etc, etc.

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    5. Re:FUD by OverlordsShadow · · Score: 1

      Solaris nor OSX nor Windows nor BSD had anything to do with their cruddy connectivity. The actual conversation took a little longer than that with more e-stupidity from their customer service and I had to pretty much deal with it to a degree... My options? 1) Find a provider who would support/understand basic networking, etc. 2) Deal with it... I think you need to 'dell with it'
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    6. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like it!

      Why should we ever need to tell helpline support staff what O/S we are running? Just ask them what info they need and then provide it. So if a disk is suspect they might ask you to write a file and then read it. You decide how.

      Is it just me, or can I see a problem with this approach when the user is not a geek?

    7. Re:FUD by otacon · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I've always just made up my results as if I was on a windows machine, or run the UNIX equivilent to whatever they are having me do. If you just say "I use Solaris", You may think they are thinking "Well this guy obviously knows what he is doing", Usually it's the exact opposite. As stupid as that sounds.

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    8. Re:FUD by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      As someone who worked in that kind of environment you can thank the spyware makers for starting this craze.

      Many many and I mean many moms and grandmas call in with spyware all angry that their hardware is not working right and can not differientate the difference between the 2.

      I tried doing the path of using logic rather than a sheet of checklists to solve problems. I always end up using more handle time on the phones and getting in trouble.

      For example your computer is running slow hmmm 8 out of 10 times its related to spyware but you have to prove to the customer its not your fault otherwise they will get very very pissed and demand to complain to your boss! So you download lavasoft wait 4 minutes wait another 3 minutes to reboot install for another 2 minutes and before you know it 9 minutes has passed and your boss is wondering why your costing the call center money by being too long. if its the 2 out of 10 times its not spyware related then you wasted the customers time and made yourself look incompentent and blew your handle time out of the water making you look bad.

      Its easier to read off a sheet of software settings to get you off the phone the quickest. If your running solaris or something it means to me my handle time will go through the roof dealing with you and they are not paying me for customer service. You cost me and my employer money.

      As you can tell I know longer work at help desk for good reason but as long as grandma can not tell the difference between software and hardware and expect the OEM to provide for 3rd party software then you are not going to get support PERIOD.

    9. Re:FUD by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually you need to learn how to lie to tech support.

      All they are going to do is ask you to tell them the ifconfig/ route and possibly ping times. you can do all that from solaris, simply make them feel good by lying.

      I had to do it all the time with comcast, or I would get the "Our service does not work with linux or solaris."

      you have to remember that the tech support people really know nothing at all. they are reading a script and comparing your answers to the on screen multiple choice. if you deviate from the script they get confused.

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    10. Re:FUD by Nimey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So? J. Random CS rep won't be trained on Solaris, because almost nobody uses it and training is expensive. The fault is yours for not translating what they wanted you to do into equivalent Solaris commands.

      They're obviously going to want information like the output of a ping, or your IP address, or your MAC address. If you're too clueless[1] to figure out how to get that information to them, you shouldn't be blaming them.

      [1] From your post, it sounds more like you're an arrogant ass.

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    11. Re:FUD by packetmon · · Score: 1

      Agreed more developers are needed if you're into the OS/Software based gears of the machine... ;) I like networking, networking forensics and anomolies. Its been my belief for a strong time though that a qualified systems/network engineer/admin should have the capabilities of mitigating certain conditions. Of course auditing code should not be one of them, but monitoring Bugtraq and the like should be ;)

    12. Re:FUD by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I do this with comcast as well.
      BTW, another time saver if his ISP is Comcast is to purchase a cable modem that can report upstream/downstream signal strengths and its own internal rated levels. That can also be compared against Comcast's own guarantees on that front. That saved some time, and once after a storm when some Comcast TV idiot cranked it up so high that my modem started failing, I was literally able to "fix" the problem by throwing an extra splitter in to knock it down by a few dbmv (not pretending to understand why that would work, but it did).

      Oh, and also can save some time on script if you tell them you are remote and just want to know if any failures have been reported in your area since you can't remote desktop in to your machine anymore.

      Not to mention the cron job I added to automatically reset the modem if I got dropped by upstream - that improved Comcast reliability a lot too.

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    13. Re:FUD by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I think that's the basic problem, companies see support as a cost center. Of course without good support, companies will be abandoned. So its not really costing them money to help you, its ensuring they get your money tomorrow when you are happy to buy their product again because of great service.

      Service is why I left comcast in the dust, and why my wife and I won't be buying another car from a certain dealership.

    14. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time, instead of being an arrogant ass, why not say, "Sure, Start, uh-huh..." and nod along until you see what they're getting at (...."Ah, ipconfig, yes..." ).

      If you played along and gave them the information they wanted, they'd be able to help you. Instead, you felt you had to make it known that you use Solaris. Good work, now you spent how long on the phone to get nothing?

      Oh, and if you can't make your way around a Windows/MacOS machine, why are you surprised that you couldn't get help? The agreement you signed undoubtedly said they only support those machines (probably in fine print, of course, but there nonetheless), so if you are not familiar you had this coming.

    15. Re:FUD by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be too sure ...

      I've had the unenviable pleasure of talking to support and not being able to follow their instructions because they only knew how to service the Danish (localized) version of Windows XP, and were completely unable to even figure out what programs they were running (file wise).

      When they can't tell you, what information they want - only what the program is called in $random_language, it's kinda hard to help them help you.

      Hell, I've had support people be in problems because I wasn't using Windows XP's native theme ...

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    16. Re:FUD by Wierdy1024 · · Score: 1

      When you get that, the trick is just tell them you've done what they said to do. when they say click start, click run, type ping their.server.com -t press ok, just do the equivilant on your OS, and tell them the results. Whenever it gets to "do a virus scan" or "run windows update", just tell them you've already done that. If you end up in a loop in their script, just ring up again, and answer the questions differently till their flowchart tells them to check their own computer system and do something about it. Sometimes, if you catch someone who's new on the job, you can get them to give you free stuff without knowing what their doing. For example: Phone up AOL, and say you just spoke to an AOL engineer, and they said to phone AOL and tell the person on the tech support desk to adjust the PI of your account to 4000 (can't remember the number right now), and then to request a regrade on the line. If you get through to the right person, you'll have AOL's platinum service while still paying for their basic service - worked for me while I was still with them.

    17. Re:FUD by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Exactly ... and why I will never buy a Dell. One of the companies I worked for started with an "A" and ended with a "l" and was 3 letters long. Hmmm imagine what company it was? I can not say legally here but you know why the company went down to hell from 30 million users in 1997 to barely a quarter million now and still falling. Support was bad and so was quality.

      Dell is trying to hire American tech support in Austin again for certain business customers but still they are graded on handle time just like the Indians as well as my former employer.

    18. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The fault is yours for not translating what they wanted you to do into equivalent Solaris commands.

      No, the fault is theirs for not asking things in an unscripted way.

      They don't need to know solaris to ask for ping statistics, traceroutes, etc.

      They just need to know what those things are, and ask him to do whatever procedures he needs to to get the results. If he can't, then tech support can tell him to install windows so they can use the idiot-script.

      A tech support agent that only knows how to tell you to click A-B-C is like a teacher that only knows what is printed on the page of the book they're teaching from today.

      You wouldn't say the student is an arrogant ass because their teacher said they couldn't mark their homework as the book* said to write in pencil, but the student wrote it in pen, would you? I've had teachers like that. Hell, I've had employers like that, sadly (although they usually pay poorly and have high turnover rates -- what a surprise!). By majority consensus, they are the arrogant asses.

      * - I said book. If, instead, the teacher requires it written in pencil because all they use to mark with is a black-blue pen (why, I don't know), and they don't want you to write in other odd colours of pen since they're colour blind or find all red hard to read, that's different. And the teacher should, prior to giving the homework, justify exactly why they require it written in pencil. This rep's excuse was the literal "I'm marking with a red pen, but you wrote in black pen and the book said use a pencil! So you fail it 100%!" sort of BS that turns the students' flame-engines on high.

    19. Re:FUD by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Or do what I do.

      "Can you click the start menu?"
      "Yeah, okay."
      "Now click Run and type cmd."
      "Uh huh."
      "Now in the black box type ipconfig space forward slash renew."
      "Okay."

      And I type "sudo dhclient eth0" in a shell and they're none the wiser.

      Unfortunately ISPs hire morons for mass-production call centers and we geeks aren't calling them for trivial crap like "my internet is broken". If we're calling them it's for something serious but if you want your problem addressed you have to play their game, and that means going through the full script with the idiot tier-one doofus, who may not even be an idiot but has to follow an idiotic script to keep his job and whom we can all feel sorry for anyway, since he's been listening to "my internet is broken" for the past eight hours.

      Just pretend to do what he says. If he says "restart the computer", play the Windows startup sound at high volume. (I'm serious.) If he says "restart the modem", just do it. Eventually he'll get to the end of his script and do his job -- which is to bump you to someone who can actually address the problem.

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    20. Re:FUD by Xlucid · · Score: 1

      "You cost me and my employer money."

      Of course, in the case of an ISP like the example at hand, that money is coming out of the subscription fees that the customer is paying you and your employer every single month.

      You and your employer are costing the caller a lot more money than he is 'costing' you. And he has a reasonable expectation that part of the money you are costing him is there to cover customer support. Not get-the-customer-off-the-line-the-fastest. Which is hardly ever the same thing.

  14. On a laptop? by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    The guy was buying a laptop. From experience trying to repair units in the past, there's little in the way of
    things to swap out on one of these things. Some of the higher-end laptops might have interchangeable GPU cards
    but typically, only the CPU (which is NOT recommended for the average user on a laptop- lots of screws and you
    have to tear the silly thing totally apart in most cases...), the RAM (which is user serviceable anyhow...), the
    HD (ditto...), and the CD or DVD drive (which is often user serviceable too...).

    There's really nothing in there to futz with. Everything "upgradeable" is either USB, PCMCIA, or ExpressCard.

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  15. This may also come down to their profit margain/MS by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some people are contending that the lack of warranty is due to the lack of Ubuntu tools Dell is willing or able to use, however there could be an even bigger motivation behind their choice. Most hardware is sold at or near cost these days with the majority of the profit being due to add-ons and software. Because the Ubuntu boxes generally have far fewer add-ons there is less purchasing power so I can understand Dell wanting to do less in general. One must realize it would require a lot more training and probably a couple brand new company branches in general for a very small share of the market
    I could also see a company like MS being fairly raw about something like this and denying Dell their discount if they decide to give a warranty. This would deny most corporate clients the ability to go the Ubuntu route.

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  16. Supporting Windows is hard enough by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    There's few Linux support specialists compared to Windows. Hiring enough Linux support staff for a relatively low price will be hard.

    Linux and Unix professionals often earn more.

    1. Re:Supporting Windows is hard enough by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 1

      That is immaterial to providing *hardware support*. Linux has nothing to do with replacing a bad stick of memory or a broken keyboard.

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    2. Re:Supporting Windows is hard enough by Frederico+Camara · · Score: 1

      It depends on the kind of professional you need. If you want the kind of professional who investigates and fixes software installation problems, these are expensive. If you want to ship Ubuntu with detailed firewall support, apache, php, mysql, postgresql, zope, custom backgrouds, themes, icons and mouse effects, you will have to have a few Linux experts to prepare the enviroment.

      But if you want the kind of professional that installs a norton ghost image, these are cheap. In this case, Linux is easier to install, Windows has to change the licence number afterwards, it's entered manually, is a huge string and gets bigger each release.

      This case is hardware support. If you're a hardware company, you probably won't install a copy of a software diagnostic tool (licenced to you), in a customer's computer to find out a hardware problem, anyway. Tools like these are smarter than that. I've seen people build Linux systems to test hardware problems and package it in a live floppy, cd or usb drive. There is a procedure to testing so you don't have to be a Linux Expert to test a system with it. It can be used to test hardware running Windows or Linux. I've heard people building diagnostic tools to test DOS machines also.

  17. Bootable diag anyone? by nmapper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why doesn't dell just put a bootable diagnostic utility in a small partition on the disk? Seems like a no brainer :)

    1. Re:Bootable diag anyone? by rincebrain · · Score: 1

      They actually include the rudimentary hardware diagnostic tool in the BIOS, and then when finished it prompts you to run the complete diagnostic tool from a CD.

      They do not provide images of these CDs, you get one when your system arrives, and if you ever lose it Dell charges you for another one if you ever really need it.

      (Incidentally, I've been running Linux on my Dell laptop for several years, and I've had problems sometimes getting them to ship the correct replacement part, but never on the part of anyone who's had to do any work on the machine. They've all said something to the effect of "Oh Linux okay", and not cared. Also, I've never had them claim when I've filed a problem that it was Linux's fault.)

      They also include their Dell MediaCenter stuff for laptops with more heat dissipation than sense on a small partition on the drive, so it's not as though they're unfamiliar with the procedure.

      In conclusion, Dell is just being ridiculous.

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    2. Re:Bootable diag anyone? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      They already do. Fresh factory installs come with a bootable diagnostics partition, and Dell also offers an ISO image for those that have nuked the partition for whatever reason (such as installing Linux)

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    3. Re:Bootable diag anyone? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't dell just put a bootable diagnostic utility in a small partition on the disk? Seems like a no brainer :)

      They do. Every dell I've seen in the last year or two has just such a partition. Not only that, but the bootable diagnostic partition appears to be running some sort of Linux.
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    4. Re:Bootable diag anyone? by THeCafFiend_Work · · Score: 1

      Check at: http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/format.a spx?c=us&l=en&s=gen&deviceid=3841&libid=13&release id=R133063&vercnt=2&formatcnt=0&SystemID=INS_PNT_E 1405&servicetag=&os=WW1&osl=en&catid=-1&impid=-1 Dell does have the resource CD online, as an ISO. Also, if you call and say you lost it, or don't have it, policy is to replace it if it's under warranty, and to check with level 2 support about replacing it if it isn't. Stop talking out fo your arse.

  18. I wouldn't get upset just yet by Jimmy+King · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This wouldn't be the first time we've seen a phone rep make an incorrect statement about hardware support/warranty when Linux is installed.

    For those not going to read the attached article (or who didn't the first time around), in the end the phone rep was mistaken and misunderstood the policy and HP handled the hardware repair under warranty.

    1. Re:I wouldn't get upset just yet by WolfWings · · Score: 1

      At the same time, they still have pulled all warranty offerings from their website for Ubuntu-powered machines. So while this individual's case apparently has been resolved, for the time being the lack of warranty coverage at any price still exists.

  19. give the company a break by Maglos · · Score: 1

    I'm sure 3/4 of there returns for "damaged hardware" are in fact software issues. People would be returning the machines when they failed to install Office.

    1. Re:give the company a break by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure 3/4 of there returns for "damaged hardware" are in fact software issues. People would be returning the machines when they failed to install Office.
      Other than the fact Ubuntu comes with a office suite, Ubuntu also comes with Wine which is capable of running some versions of Microsoft Office (I've installed Office XP in the past with no problems).

      So while some may have issues (like with the latest Office 2007), not all will.
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  20. This is slashdot, so, of course we're fickle. by the_rajah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But in this case, probably rightly so. When I bought my E520N on opening day, it said I had a warranty, so I'd expect them to honor it.

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    1. Re:This is slashdot, so, of course we're fickle. by twifosp · · Score: 1
      You DO have a Warranty if you purchased one. Complete Care warranty is an insurance policy against things like dropping your laptop in a pool. Your hardware warranty is still intact.

      This article is just plain sensationalism.

  21. warranty != support by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Having no hardware warranty is different from having no hardware support.

    I would understand completely if Dell did not have staff trained to diagnose hardware failures on Linux. That is support. But if my keyboard doesn't work, and another keyboard does, Dell should accept an RMA on the keyboard. That's a warranty. I picked that example because it is easy, but it applies to anything. If I determine the hard drive is bad, or I take it to a store and they conclude that, then Dell should allow me to RMA the hardware.

    My guess is that in some states, they have to do this, like it or not, but probably for only 30 days or so. (Warranties of merchantability and fitness, lemon laws, etc.)

  22. Wow... by Meor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Linux users are bitches. No wonder you get no respect.

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking go and fucking slit your fucking wrists fucktard.
      -Meor (711208)

  23. No, we're not... by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not providing a hardware warranty that's purchasable otherwise, just because a specific OS is installed
    is most decidedly **NOT** working with us, thank you, very much.

    I could have bought the same laptop he was buying but with Vista instead and burned the install down and been offered the option to buy
    the hardware warranty- and it wouldn't have voided it upon my act. It's someone's bright idea over there at Dell because they probably
    don't have the same testing/burn-in line for the Ubuntu laptops so they're not standing behind them as well as the Vista ones. It's
    rubbish and they know it- and so should you.

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    1. Re:No, we're not... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      So if you buy their Vista laptop and burn the OS and run DOS on it and run into a hardware problem, how is Dell supposed to troubleshoot? Say you have a problem with the network card or CD rom drive, making installing diagnostic software difficult?

      I'm not saying Dell is coming up roses here, but at least give them some time to work out the kinks in their systems.

      People that pre-ordered Dells with Ubuntu are early adopters. And like all early adopters, they are going to hit the snags in the system.

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    2. Re:No, we're not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      and run into a hardware problem, how is Dell supposed to troubleshoot?

      By telling you to reboot and hold down ctrl-alt-foo until the machine beeps and boots their troubleshooting utility from their hidden partition. If you wiped out the hidden partition, they'll tell you to restore it from the CD, or better yet, you'd have gotten a bootable CD with it that had the utilities on it.

      It's one thing to tell you that if you made any changes you have voided your warranty, it's another not to give you a warranty in the first place.

    3. Re:No, we're not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't read all the posts so this may have been pointed out already. BUT

      If someone paid the MS Tax and got Vista, and then put Ubuntu on the laptop once they got it home, would the customer care plan be then invalidated?

      The policy is stupid.

    4. Re:No, we're not... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Simple. You use the bootable diagnostics CD that Dell already provides on their website.

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  24. The 6 stages of every project. by DoctorDyna · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I look at it like this. Dell released machines loaded with Linux, much to the hurray of most of us. However, thinking from a corporate view, which seems to be shared with most large companies, you are missing one important thing:


    4.) The search for the guilty.


    See, in a corporate world, Windows servers and Windows workstations are used for one simple reason. When something goes wrong, they know who to take to court. They know who to blame. They know who to call on the phone at 3 AM and work all night trying to solve a critical server process that likes to eat memory or crash.


    Now, seeing as how applications exist that can modify hardware (read: brick it) then something tells me that Dell isn't going to warantee a mainboard when they can't call up and say "Hey, that patch you released bricked our onboard sound chip / video / lan / cdrom firmware."


    For those of you interested, the 6 stages of every project are as follows:

    1.) Enthusiasm.

    2.) Disillusionment.

    3.) Panic.

    4.) The Search For The Guilty.

    5.) The Punishment of the Innocent.

    6.) Accolades for the Non-Participants.

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    1. Re:The 6 stages of every project. by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      See, in a corporate world, Windows servers and Windows workstations are used for one simple reason. When something goes wrong, they know who to take to court.

      How are you going to take anyone to court after you agreed to an EULA that absolves them of responsibility?

    2. Re:The 6 stages of every project. by raehl · · Score: 1

      How are you going to take anyone to court after you agreed to an EULA that absolves them of responsibility?

      I just have my two-year-old accept all the EULA's.

    3. Re:The 6 stages of every project. by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      Is that what they are? I thought it was something like:

      1.) First they ignore you.

      2.) ???

      3.) Then they laugh at you.

      4.) Then they fight you.

      5.) Profit!

      6.) Then you win.

    4. Re:The 6 stages of every project. by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      See, in a corporate world, Windows servers and Windows workstations are used for one simple reason. When something goes wrong, they know who to take to court. They know who to blame. They know who to call on the phone at 3 AM and work all night trying to solve a critical server process that likes to eat memory or crash.

      If they "know" all that, they're delusional. Can you point out a single case where someone has successfully sued Microsoft because something went wrong? Having someone to call at 3 AM who can and will help you troubleshoot your problems is a good reason, but you don't get it just by buying commercial software, you have to buy a very expensive support contract, something you can just as easily do for Linux software as for Windows software.

      This is an old, old argument in favor of closed-source software, but it doesn't hold any water, and never has.

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  25. Why would you need CompleteCare? by ozamosi · · Score: 0

    My friend had a linux server at a building that was being demolished, however, he had problems arranging transportation of the server. One month after the house was going to be demolished, the server was still there, and still worked just fine. If linux can resist falling buildings, why would you worry about falling bricks?

    1. Re:Why would you need CompleteCare? by Descalzo · · Score: 1

      So your buddy was the server admin for the first little pig?

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  26. Who needs a warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hello, cust support, my PC won't turn on and the capacitors on the motherboard are all blown...
    - What OS are you running
    Linux...
    - We're sorry, we don't support that OS
    But I don't want OS support, I'm sure the OS would work fine if they hardware was functional...
    -

    Used to work in an all Dell shop, and had caps blow on almost every motherboard in two different optiplex series, and now they're saying they won't offer hardware support / warranty because of OS????

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    1. Re:Who needs a warranty by doombringerltx · · Score: 1

      They are still offering out of warranty service on those GX270/GX280's with bad caps. Its for something like up to 5 years after purchasing it. If they are willing to step up to the plate and service windows machines that were shipped with a defect after their warrenty is dead, then I'd expect they will do they same for linux machines. I'd only expect this with another widespread defect that could cause lots of bad press, like those bad caps. Don't count on them being nice guys and replacing parts out of warranty if you're the only one with the problems

  27. Facts? by dugmartsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dell is still honoring whatever warranty you bought. They stopped offereing EXTENDED warranties including Complete Care. So what? They probably removed it due to lack of demand. Geeks don't pay for warranties anyway, do they? Why train and staff an Ubuntu tech support queue for the three people who bought an extended ubuntu warranty? Not exactly a sound financial decision. Man this is people getting really worked up for a one liner on idea storm. Wow.

    1. Re:Facts? by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 1

      FYI, these extended warranties usually cover hardware, not software.

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    2. Re:Facts? by jojoba_oil · · Score: 1

      They probably removed it due to lack of demand. Geeks don't pay for warranties anyway, do they? Apparently they do, as one "geek" wanted to buy CompleteCare. In this case it's a hardware warranty, so your bit about training Ubuntu tech support is a bunch of wasted space. By the way, Dell is partnered with Canonical so they don't have to provide the support anyways.

      What were you saying again?

    3. Re:Facts? by WolfWings · · Score: 1

      *waves* Hi, running Gentoo GNU/Linux on an Athlon-64 in native 64-bit mode, including a Broadcom 802.11 driver, Bluetooth being used to get on-line via GPRS w T-Mobile. I think it's safe to call myself a geek, yes? I buy the maximum accidental-damage-protection warranty on any laptop I purchase, simply because I'm so highly mobile I'm much more likely to break stuff.



      • So far on my current laptop I've had to replace:
      • The screen module due to cracked hinges.
      • The keyboard (about to get sent in for a second time for this).
      • The hard drive (thudBOOM).
      • The battery (they forgot to ship me my old battery back the first time I sent the laptop in for the screen).
      • The motherboard (thudBOOM).


      And I have a backpack-style extra-padded carrying case, so it's not because I lug the thing around naked all the time. But daily trips between job sites takes it's toll on the machine, and accidents do happen. I may put the laptop down, run to grab something, and someone else is carrying a large table through the room and biffs the counter I put the laptop on. ThudBOOM! Crud happens.



      Heck, just in shipping charges to punt my laptop back and forth to HP, my extended warranty has more than payed for itself already.

  28. It's about profit margins by baddogatl · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu may not make your hardware break; however, Dell is worried that Linux support may break their profit margins. This doesn't even take into account efforts in development and training of staff.

    If the program succeeds, they break even. If it fails then they aren't stuck with supporting it for any longer than necessary.

  29. You don't get this...? by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to papers the Attorney General filed in court, Dell deprived consumers of the technical support to which they were entitled under their warranty or service contract by:
    • repeatedly failing to provide timely onsite repair to consumers who purchased service contracts promising "onsite" and expedited service;
    • pressuring consumers, including those who purchased service contracts promising "onsite" repair, to remove the external cover of their computer and remove, reinstall, and manipulate hardware components;
    • discouraging consumers from seeking technical support; those who called Dell's toll free number were subjected to long wait times, repeated transfers, and frequent disconnections;
    • using defective "refurbished" parts or computers to repair or replace consumers' equipment.
    source

    Two obvious observations [assuming the lawsuit's accurate]:
    1. Damn, now there's a loss.
    2. They rely on abusing users with limited tech knowledge and limited knowledge of their rights. This isn't exactly a group Linux users famously fall in to.
  30. You have to agree by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    that someone buying a dell with linux has much more chance of spilling coffee on the hard-drive than a regular folk

    I think it also has to do with their call support system. Once I broke my laptop screen, it was really broken with pixels leaking everywhere... yet, when I called they made me jump through a lot of hoops to make sure I didn't mess my windows settings... I played along pretending to click. Halas, I guess the procedure makes sense for most of the callers.

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  31. Re:This may also come down to their profit margain by secPM_MS · · Score: 1
    It is my understanding that the markup on a PC from Dell, Gateway, etc is now approaching zero and in fact the system could at times be sold at a loss. So how do the vendors make money? By accepting payment for included software, tool-bars, etc. I believe that their payment for this "crapware" may be on the order of $25 to $50/system. If you have less of this software on the Ubuntu variant, you have a lower profit margin.

    I doubt if I could get support on my recently purchased Dell desktop. When I got it, I flattened the disc and did a clean install of Vista. No Dell tools, no "crapware". No security issues associated with said "crapware". I got it at a good price, so I am happy. My kids, who use it are happy with it, but they certainly wish I weren't so strict with the parental controls and blacklist.

  32. Doubt it by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

    There's far more people running Windows than Linux, and while it's conceivable that a higher percentage of Linux users will tinker, the sheer numbers of Windows users dwarfs that.

    Besides, one could argue that Linux users are more likely to understand ESD and the like, and take proper precautions than some of the unwashed masses of Windows users.

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  33. Re:sloppy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    true, i believe OEMs tend to buy hardware in mass quantities from the lowest bidder in order to help keep costs down and profits up, and cheap hardware is always the very least sub-par...

  34. European warraty laws by myrrdyn · · Score: 1

    I think in Europe there is a law forcing companies to at least give a 2 years warranty on electronic consumer products. Anyone better informed?

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  35. The economies of support by simong · · Score: 1

    To be fair, there's a limit to what regular customer support can do in any country: they probably follow scripts (there's an ISP support system that works in exactly that way - I can't remember the name but a lot of ISPs use it) and won't do anything off the track. However, once upon a time there was such a thing as second line support, who would be able to analyse your packet loss problems (to an extent - obviously if it was on the inside of your router it would either be your problem or best endeavours, and I think generally a)). However, even those people have been offshored or globalised in recent years, and might be in Bratislava or Singapore, to think of a couple of places off the top of my head *coughAT&Tcough* and might not have the skills to trace down your problem. The size of the industry now means that power users don't get supported, to the benefit of those who have just been to Best Buy and can't get their Internets to work.

    1. Re:The economies of support by pnuema · · Score: 1
      AT&T still has the second line support. You just have to know how to get to it. Here is a conversation I had with them recently:

      Me: I need the IP addresses of your DNS servers.

      Tier 1: You have a dynamic IP address, it will change every time.

      Me: I understand that. I am not insterested in my IP address. I need the IP addresses of your DNS servers.

      Tier 1: Sir, when your modem connects to us, it automatically grants you an IP address.

      (repeat for a few minutes)

      Me: Ma'am, I'm an IT professional. If you don't understand my question, please connect me with Tier 2 support, they should be able to answer me in under 30 seconds.

      (on hold)

      Tier 2: Sorry about that sir, here are the addresses, and we will go back and make sure Tier 1 has them in their knowledge base.

      AT&T Tier 2 support has always been excellent in my experience. You just have to know how to get to them.

  36. Anyway whats with the question marks in titles? by xtracto · · Score: 1

    Since people in Digg started posting "news" which are pure speculation adding a question mark to the title it seems it has infected slashdot as a plague... for the love of whatever you like, not only it does not looks professional it is wrong and even the grammar is terrible:

    Does Dell Think Ubuntu makes hardware more fragile?

    That goes into ask slashdot... not as a piece of speculation FUD...

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  37. No one has mentioned that the FreeDOS machines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are still offered with extended warranties and complete care? How are these different from the Ubuntu PCs??

  38. So what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least their offering it. I'm working hardware warranty support for dell right now and I'm sitting in the office. We get a TON of calls from people who want coverage for software issues that have absolutely nothing to do with the hardware and they get really really mad when you tell them that, they get especially mad if they pay for extra hardware support and we don't help them with software. It's going to take awhile to pull a few thousand agents off the phones for a couple of months and teach us linux enough that when the calls come in we aren't going to just tell them that it's not supported since we do try and help them out with software issues whenever we can. I know I've ended up getting stuck on calls for 1+ hour showing people who to use MS office etc or helping them out with iTunes. I seriously doubt that it has anything at all to do with the hardware in any way and alot more to do with the logistics of updating a massive amount of agents for a completely foreign OS which most of us have never used before.

  39. Well it's clearly MS strongarming by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Sure, we'll let you run Linux, but it's as-is and there's no warranty. If you want support you need to buy Redmond's code. Sorry. Go pimp your ride somewhere else.

    1. Re:Well it's clearly MS strongarming by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, clearly MS. Definitely. The complete lack of evidence suggesting that only makes the case stronger! Fuck you, microsoft! You killed Jesus!

    2. Re:Well it's clearly MS strongarming by gelfling · · Score: 1

      And your childish obscene screaming proves nothing.

    3. Re:Well it's clearly MS strongarming by dave420 · · Score: 1

      It's called sarcasm, in case you didn't realise. And the burden of proof is on you, my friend, not I, for you made the claim. As it stands, you still made a completely unfounded accusation, for some reason other than logical debate.

    4. Re:Well it's clearly MS strongarming by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Proof? Is this a court of law? With all sorts of other pundit running around demanding I meet their expectations? Mmm I must have misplaced that memo from the People's Republic of Bong.

    5. Re:Well it's clearly MS strongarming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Running around making baseless accusations is called libel, actually. Don't expect there to be any repercussions, though; despite what many people around here think, MS doesn't give a damn about what people say on Slashdot (well, maybe any Scientologists working at MS care...)

    6. Re:Well it's clearly MS strongarming by dave420 · · Score: 1

      No, it's called a rational debate. Why did you even bother to post anything if you're essentially pulling things out of your ass with no intention of backing up your claims? Or are you so steeped in the rhetorical you've forgotten about constructive debating? The only other reason for you posting would be sheer posturing, hoping to elicit praise and a sense of belonging from this crowd...

    7. Re:Well it's clearly MS strongarming by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Clearly their business model bears that out. No one completely cares what their customers say do or want, 100% entirely. It's a continuum. Redmond happens to care far less than most because they don't actually have to. They can make more money by ignoring their customers and developing their products more exactly however the hell they want. I would do the same. But that's what it is and the fanboys and Linux & Apple haters need to understand that.

  40. EDITORS: grammatical typo by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    After so recently decided to support Linux on their machines, including limited technical support, Dell seems to be squandering any possible good-will with this decision to leave purchasers of these machines high and dry for hardware warranty coverage.
    I suggest "After so recently deciding" for the above. Alternatively, "After having so recently decided" would also work. Otherwise, a bigger change is needed: "After Dell so recently decided to support support Linux on their machines, including limited technical support, they seem".
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  41. This topic is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would somebody want a Dell with Linux pre-installed? Why not just a box with a blank hard drive, i.e. no Microshaft tax? Are the Linux zealots just trying to legitimize the penguin by saying "Dell sells Linux PCs"? What average person is going to buy one of these when he doesn't even know what a shell prompt is? How is software going to void a hardware warranty? Short of re-flashing and fucking up the BIOS, you can't break the hardware with the software. This is all incredibly stupid.

    1. Re:This topic is stupid by d3am0n · · Score: 1

      People often don't know the difference between the hardware causing issues and the software causing issues. They will insist that it's the hardware even if all of the diagnostics pass and the software isn't supported. It's more of an issue having to do with the experience that the customer has when they call up rather than the actual support. Dell has to pull a few thousand active agents off the phones, then they have to teach them a completely foreign operating system so they can support it. Hardware support always bleeds into the software realm, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

    2. Re: This topic is stupid by rapete4 · · Score: 1

      I remember years ago we had a batch mainframe system that ran solid for months without a hardware problem. Then we booted up real-time OS and the thing fell over on its face (Scope / Kronos). Never could figure it out. As for dell hardware, I use both a Dell Latitude 620 and an Thinkpad T60. The Dell keyboard is so awful that I must use an attachable keyboard. The mouse has the same problem. Yet the Thinkpad suffere from neither issue despite the same OS. On Linux, I have been working with Ubuntu on a Thinkpad t21 for 3 months. After moving up to Feisty the resume/suspend crapped. And despite all the postings, hints, changes, it still does not work.

  42. Dell is probably reacting to something real here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a university. Everyone in my group was issued Dell D600 laptops. 1/2 the group installed linux or freebsd while the other half left windows installed. After a year, the linux group had run through several motherboards and giant piles of batteries. Two years later, another pile of motherboards (from the linux people) but still no hard failures from the windows people.

    My guess is that the thermal properties of these things is such that they can (and will) cook themselves if they are run without the power management stuff working exactly correctly. This isn't an issue with windows but I can tell you that my dell D600 (now a D620 after having the motherboard, memory, and CPU replaced 5 or 6 times they gave up and offered to replace the whole thing, of course I was without a laptop for 10 of the last 12 months *prior* to that) runs much hotter under linux than under windows.

    So, I can totally understand their point. Probably their PCs run similarly close to the edge of functioning reliably. Anything less and they're leaving money on the table.

  43. How to deal with Dell tech support. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever they ask you to run the diagnostic tests, always lie to them and tell them about the first screen where you launched the diags, but no more. Always say they the machine appears to have started the diags but is now hung and not responding and that only a power-cycle will get it back to the start of the tests again. Lather, rinse, repeat. The goal is to waste as much of their time as possible and make them cave into sending you replacement hardware.

    1. Re:How to deal with Dell tech support. by d3am0n · · Score: 1

      They'll cave allright...and send you the wrong part. If those diags freeze up and hang it's going to be the motherboard or processor, which isn't going to help you every much if you've got a software issue or if your hard drive is dead. Then you'll be sitting around waiting another day while the machine you paid 2000 $'s for to make you money and work on is down and you have to call in again and actually run the diags to get an error code that properly identifies a specific peice of hardware.

  44. I guess my concern would be... by josepha48 · · Score: 1
    ... How would I know that Dell was not using their leftovers and cheaper hardware to make their Linux based machines? They would be getting rid of stuff they normally would not use, and then be screwing Linux users and making people get a bad impression of Linux. The oh if you run Linux, your hardware life will be shorter.

    I'd buy that, only I have a 12 year old tyan tomcat dual cpu motherboard that has been running linux for 12 years, and I have only had to replace the fans. It makes a great firewall!

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  45. I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is like my third post ever on slashdot. I read it often, though. I am the guy with the brick quote. Here is the whole story to be fair to Dell. On Friday, my laptop died. It was an Acer. The screen was damaged. Replacement cost of cracked screen is more than halfway to the cost of a new laptop. So I decide I will support the new Ubuntu Dell Laptops. I go online to Dell's Website and go to the Ubuntu page. I choose the E1505n. I upgrade to a GB of Ram, I get the Nvidia 256 MB graphics card, I get the DVD burner optical drive. So far so good. I am happy with the default processor and the screen. Now, another driving factor is that Dell has the nifty cool complete care (tm) plan. With this bad boy, a random brick can fly through the air, hit my laptop, shatter it to threads, and Dell will cover it. Think of it more as an insurance plan than a service plan. I have a friend with 3 kids who has had to take advantage of it not once, but twice. Both times Dell took care of them no questions asked. Now, the first time the Dell laptop had XP on it...the second time..gentoo. Still, no problems here. So, I decide to get it....just in case I get burned twice. On June 2, I get an email telling me my order has been acknowledged and I will get another email shortly giving me a order number (I also paid for next day shipping). Well, the rest of June 2 and all of June 3 goes by. No new email. I check my spam folder...nada...just the usual assortment of male enhancement and refi deals. So on June 4 I call Dell. They can see no order...they can see they debited my account...but no order. Hmmm...confusing. Very sorry, sir. Let me talk to my supervisor, please hold. She has no explanation for the lost order, but she will reprocess the order and I will get my next day shipping for free since I lost time. YAY! But wait! When we "build" my Dell, there is no longer a Complete Care (tm) plan for Ubuntu. She puts me on hold. She find out that my order was bumped out since they changed the policy on offering Complete Care (tm) on Ubuntu Dells. Why? She puts me on hold. Now comes the fun. "Sir, Ubuntu is a third party software and applications come from sources not from Dell." "Vista is a product of Dell?" "No sir, but we have a relationship with MS." "So you do not have a relationship with Canonical, the commercial company that sponsors Ubuntu?" "Hold.........Yes we do, but the software for other things comes from third parties." "So what if I buy a game for a Vista laptop from Best Buy? As that is a third party software..does that invalidate a Complete Care (tm) policy?" "No, sir." "What if I download an update from Microsoft to keep my Vista Current, how does that differ from an update from Ubuntu other than the fact the Ubuntu update actually helps my system?" "I do not know sir. See, sir, Linux comes from all over the place and as such cannot be supported." "I believe Redhat and even Microsoft differ with that opinion. I am not looking for support, that is another option I can click on another screen in your website. I am looking for protection from bricks. The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other...do they?" "No Sir." "Talking to your superior will not help my cause, do you have the phone number and email address of an executive do you?" She gave it to me. I wrote an email. I expressed my concerns politely and professionally. The next day-early this morning, I got a reply from a Dell Representative named Todd. Todd wrote,"Mr. Green, Thank you for your note and a chance to solve this issue. I am about to get on an airplane, but will get your issue to our executive resolution team. They should be able to resolve. If you are not satisfied, please do not hesitate to contact me again. Thank you for your business. Todd XXXXX" I will be honest, I thought it was a passing of the hot potato. However, earlier this morning I received a phone call from an executive in the resolution team by the name of Diane. She was very professional. She said she was unaware of the policy change. She discussed the

    1. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would also like to thank Fabian of the Ubuntu forums for passing this matter along to Canonical.

    2. Re:I'm the brick guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey zeus, man! You ever heard of paragraphs or maybe white space? That wall of text makes my eyes bleed.

    3. Re:I'm the brick guy by iago-vL · · Score: 1

      He didn't use html codes, so the whitespace got eaten. View-source on his comment for something readable.

    4. Re:I'm the brick guy by VWJedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who wrote Dell's order system? It seems like anything that falls outside the realm of a "typical order" just gets kicked out with no notice to the customer.

      A couple years ago, my wife and I ordered new computers for both of us. After a week of nothing, we called to find out the order exceeded some maximum dollar amount so it could not be processed. We had to re-order everything over the phone (listing off all the options while the customer service person keyed it into their system) as two separate orders.

      My first question is why would the online system let me place an order that cannot be completed?

      The second question is, why wouldn't someone contact me if my order is "stuck"?

    5. Re:I'm the brick guy by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanx for clarifying an otherwise unfair (to Dell) article.

      Good thing this isn't a news site otherwise they should've contacted Dell first to get their side of the sto......... Hey ! It says 'news for nerds'!!! ;-)

      To all the people who are starting to shout at Dell in the rest of the thread : First people start bitchin' about Dell nog providing a Linux option.. Then Dell listens and acts in a relatively short time, and has not yet have everything 100% as it should be. And people start bitching here again. Cut 'm some slack will ya people? They are getting there. With a bad attitude, you'll have other companies think again before going the Linux way !

    6. Re:I'm the brick guy by jojoba_oil · · Score: 1

      I'm going to make the assumption that you paid with credit card -- being that it was an online order. Credit companies have "safeguards" that disallow customers from spending too much without advanced authorization. To reiterate, individual credit purchases have their own spending limits separate of the total credit limit available on the card. Since you ordered both computers at the same time, Dell's website said "Okay, we're processing your order now" and told you everything was fine. This answers your first question.

      I recently went through a similar issue. I tried to order a new laptop and ship to an address that my credit company did not have on file. This being very recent (and not years ago as in your case), I received an email saying that my order had been canceled due to failed credit authorization. I had to jump the same hoops to get the system reordered, including confirming each selected option that had been available. I was quite pleased with the service I received once I got through to the right person. (I navigated a few automated menu systems and often found myself at the wrong department. Eventually, understanding my frustration one of the wrong-department's service reps looked up the exact number and exact 7-digit extension of the exact person to help me.)

      As for your second question, it appears to be a hole in the system where your order got lost -- much like that of AnotherCaptainTux (aka "The Brick Guy") and his order just disappearing. The holes shouldn't be there, but nobody is perfect. I, personally, have been quite happy that Dell is once again trying to do a delicate dance in order to offer Linux, especially seeing as how the executives either didn't know about the CompleteCare removal or are realizing it's not acceptable and feigning ignorance.

    7. Re:I'm the brick guy by VWJedi · · Score: 1

      The holes shouldn't be there, but nobody is perfect.

      I might believe that AnotherCaptainTux is the first person to try to order CompleteCare together with Linux (or at least the first one since a policy change), but I have a hard time believing I am the first person to ever have a "billing failure". This seems like a very obvious hole that is probably causing some customers to give up and go to the competition.

      In any case, I don't see why it's so hard to build a catch-all that automatically flags all "pending" orders older than 72 hours for additional scrutiny. Along the same line, if it hasn't been built in 10 days, flag it so someone can figure out why.

    8. Re:I'm the brick guy by kinglink · · Score: 1

      Keep us updated on this. It's interesting to hear that at least Dell is listening to you.

    9. Re:I'm the brick guy by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      I've had orders simply vanish before.. once with newegg.com and another time with deepdiscountdvd.com. with Newegg I had entered some of my credit card info in wrong... it accepted it without problem, I got an order confirmation email but apparently it failed when they attempted to charge the card. They never contacted me and checking my profile weeks later didn't even have the order listed at all. I called with the order number and had to reorder everything over the phone (it was about 20 something items too because I was building a new machine, and some of the parts were no longer in stock... very frustrating). But even checking my spam filters I never got notification that the order had failed or been kicked out.

      Similarly with DDDVD the item I ordered was found to be out of stock, so they just canceled the order and never notified me. Calling them up I asked "why didn't I get an email about it" them: "Well we didn't charge you" me: "no, you didn't, but knowing you couldn't deliver it I would have bought it somewhere else."

    10. Re:I'm the brick guy by merigold77 · · Score: 1

      I have read of people who had their computers' fans stop working while using Ubuntu. Fans stop working can mean overheated and destroyed internal components. So yes, software can destroy hardware.

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    11. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 5, Informative

      I shall. For the record, this is not a screw you to Dell, I appreciate them offering Ubuntu as a preinstalled option. As a consumer, I want the same hardware offerings via the CompleteCare plan that I would receive if I had purchased a Windows machine. The people at Dell have been very friendly and professional. BTW, my apologies on the whitespace, I should have been more careful. Cheers

    12. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is a good point. However, what you bring up is part of the standard hardware warranty plan which Dell does provide for 1 year standard. The Complete Care is an additional accident protection plan. In other words, bricks, coffee spills, children, carelessness, etc. Think of it more of a collision insurance policy.

    13. Re:I'm the brick guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I am sorry, but I can not agree with you. If this would have happen to MS VISTA or XP, not only would people scream! but Microsoft would hassle them with pricing on their OS.... Hints why you don't see this happening to Microsofts OS.

      You can't tell me you don't find this a little strange that a number of people working in Dell don't know what's going on with a decision that has been made (supposedly from the top), and it affects those peoples positions such as support and sales, and then the executive team doesn't know either???? No meetings?

      Seriously... are we saying that companies like DELL don't think things through or warn specific team members of pending decisions??? A little odd to beleive that they would make a move with out communications through meetings for specific team players.

      I guess Linux users are expecting for Dell to respect and have concern for the Linux users like they do for the Windows users. I don't see the Linux users having a issue with DELL supporting Linux, but with the hardware. It still seems to me that DELL is being pushed to still give altenate arguments to not handle Linux support, even if it has nothing to do with a problem in truth. (there I will say it for others)

      DELL needs to still get off the fence with LINUX and Microsoft. DELL can provide the support needed for both in the areas where they need to.

      The question is - are they going to do it or listen to others telling them to keep up to delays and the arguments of allowing Linux on the desktop.

      Heck... if enough commotion happens with DELL and Linux, the users not use to Linux will just decided it's not worth the problems of waiting for DELL to make up their minds, and it will cause people to have questions about the issue why DELL will not just just provide Linux on their desktop. (truely think about it) Don't you know those impatient people who just go with what they can because of wanting it yesterday - with out problems.

    14. Re:I'm the brick guy by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      I actually RTFA and I can't fathom why Dell would pull something this dumb. You pay extra for this warranty, right? Dell must make something off the warranty, or they wouldn't offer it.

      I bet this comes down to somebody frakking up the screen to disallow it. Never attribute to malice that which can more readily be attrubted to incompetance, or however that saying goes.

      The whole back and forth with the phone agent about how M$ was a partner and all was a hoot.

    15. Re:I'm the brick guy by jav1231 · · Score: 0

      If only there were places you could just go and buy a computer.

    16. Re:I'm the brick guy by EdelFactor19 · · Score: 1

      dude, obviously he built the wall with all of his bricks. :-p

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    17. Re:I'm the brick guy by VWJedi · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hmmm... I'm not sure if you should get "+1, Funny" or "-1, Flamebait".

      Sure, AnotherCaptainTux could get "a computer" at a big box store. The point he was making is that he could not get what he wanted (a computer with Linux pre-installed and CompleteCare protection) from Dell's web site. I doubt he could find that particular "configuration" at store either.

    18. Re:I'm the brick guy by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      We're not asking for the moon here. What's so hard about getting it right the first time?

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    19. Re:I'm the brick guy by The+Slashdolt · · Score: 1
      I ordered one of these machines on the day they became available. I had no intention of any extended warranty, I just picked whatever was standard and went with it. Upon the completion of my order I was told that I would receive and email acknowledging my order. I received no email. I checked my dell account and sometimes my information would be "unavailable" or my order "not found". Eventually I was able to see my order and nothing looked any different. I never did get an email acknowledging my order. In any case, I just checked my order for the heck of it to see what warranty I actually received. Here is what I have:

      1 950-3337 1 Year Limited Warranty $0.00
      1 950-9797 No Warranty, Year 2 and 3 $0.00
      1 985-1148 Dell Hardware Warranty PlusOnsite Service, Initial Year $0.00
      1 980-3060 Type 3- Third Party At Home Service, 24x7 Technical Support, Initial Year $0.00
      1 960-2800 Warranty Support,Initial Year $0.00

      Looking at it now, it looks kind of odd.
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    20. Re:I'm the brick guy by don_bear_wilkinson · · Score: 1

      You've never worked for, or had non-trivial interactions with, a company with over, say, 5000 employees, have you?

      It's near impossible to have the left hand know what the right hand is up to when you have SO MANY arms. :)

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    21. Re:I'm the brick guy by asylumx · · Score: 1

      I dunno, are you running Linux kernel v 1.0.0? Why not, didn't they get it right the first time?

    22. Re:I'm the brick guy by creightonb · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I have been browsing /. for years but never made an account. I just wanted to make an account and say thanks to you for your efforts on that. I run Ubuntu on my Dell laptop as well running Ubuntu. I bought mind before they offered it but if/when I want a new one I was definetly going to be going w/ Ubuntu and glad you took the time to bring awareness to that glitch w/ Dell. Thanks

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    23. Re:I'm the brick guy by GiMP · · Score: 1

      1. Dell claims that all of the hardware is properly supported on these machines. I would be upset if I bought a Dell, with Ubuntu pre-installed, and the fan didn't properly work.
      2. The fan on my PowerBook Pismo either stopped working completely, or stopped working with Linux; regardless, that laptop survived 7 years. The only thing that stopped it was the 20th time my wife dropped it. Thus, it is reasonable to believe that a laptop can, and should, survive running without a fan. Anything else is bad engineering ;-) (okay, I'm *somewhat* kidding here.. but if really, if my 7-year-old PowerBook ran fine with its fan broken, why should my latest-and-greatest Dell require one? Isn't technology advancing, rather than regressing?)

    24. Re:I'm the brick guy by GiMP · · Score: 1

      To clarify, the "20th time" my wife dropped it was what ultimately killed the laptop. The fact remains, the malfunctioning fan had nothing to do with the laptop's demise.

    25. Re:I'm the brick guy by mark3748 · · Score: 1
      I've had similar issues with a Compaq N620c while installing Gentoo, although the issue was that the default kernel on the boot CD didn't have the proper ACPI drivers (fan, mostly) to keep it cool. For those unfamiliar with the N610c, it is a great laptop built around a DESKTOP processor, with the hard drive located right next to the processor. Needless to say, they don't exactly run cool, however, like most all intel-based systems, there are some great thermal protections even if certain things aren't working right. it gets too hot, it shuts off before anything gets damaged. Not ideal, but better than burning up.

      On a different note, a standard distro (not "roll-your-own" like Gentoo) never had any problems running on the laptop. So there is no reason to think that an up-to-date commercial distro on a brand new laptop that was designed to run said distro would have any problems whatsoever...

    26. Re:I'm the brick guy by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have a Dell laptop, and I'd like to point out that when you send in a broken laptop to be serviced under their complete care plan, you get to keep the hard drive and battery.

      That means, they never have any idea what OS you're running.

      So, currently, even if the laws of physics do change while running Linux, Dell has no way to know what OS you're currently running.

    27. Re:I'm the brick guy by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'I have read of people who had their computers' fans stop working while using Ubuntu.'

      Fans are hardware, not software. The only way software can affect fans if you turn on some stupid software control mechanism to make your fans run at partial capacity so they sound less noisy. If you do something stupid like run cooling systems at less than maximum capacity your warranty should be voided just as if you overclocked your processor. Second, when Dell sells a laptop with that feature they are certifying that the software included with the laptop supports the functionality. Therefore, if the hardware fails because of a lack of that support, it is again Dell's responsibility.

    28. Re:I'm the brick guy by georgeav · · Score: 1
      According to Direct2Dell blog post; this was a glitch in the ordering system; it should be solved soon.

      Here's the deal: due to an ordering system glitch over the weekend, we inadvertently removed the extended warranty and CompleteCare options associated with Ubuntu systems from the configurator on Dell.com We're working to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible. We expect to reinstate all extended warranty options and Complete Care service for the E1505n notebook later this afternoon. Any orders placed to date will ship with the warranty the customer ordered.

      Customers who ordered systems when the extended warranty and CompleteCare option weren't available will have the opportunity to upgrade at original price. More details soon.
    29. Re:I'm the brick guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, currently, even if the laws of physics do change while running Linux, Dell has no way to know what OS you're currently running.


      Unless they sold you a laptop with Linux on it, in which case they have a pretty good idea. You see, the point of selling laptops with Linux on it was that you didn't have to get Microsoft Windows with it. So, now you get a laptop without paying for Windows, and it's not covered by any warranty.
    30. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 1

      Their release is in conflict with the first call I had with Dell. However, as I moved up the food chain of Dell, no one seemed to be aware of any policy changes. The last person I spoke with at Dell before this resolution took it all the way to a VP. I give Dell points for responsiveness.

    31. Re:I'm the brick guy by georgeav · · Score: 1

      Considering the fact that the Ubuntu options were launched only 2 weeks ago that's not really a big surprise that the first line is not well informed about this. This offer is pretty different for their usual configurations so at that level this whole ubuntu stuff might have been understood as: "this is linux, is some new thing instead of windows, and we have fewer options for it, less video cards because it has some problems, less software , it doesn't need.. or has an antivirus, whatever :-); etc". So this stuff about CustomerCare, if it was really a glitch, it even suprised them because they didn't knew something specific about it, so they thought it was about ubuntu, just like all the other missing options.

      I read a simmilar conversation in the register one or two years ago with the HP online chat about some new obscure PCs with Linux; the customer rep was pretty much in the dark and assumed a lot of things because, otherwise, it would had to go pretty high up the food chain for most of the questions asked until it would reach somebody with information about that offer.

    32. Re:I'm the brick guy by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, the folks at Dell will realize that they have an army of people out here who want them to succeed and will actually go out of their way to help in the process, and Dell will see it as a benefit rather than a nuisance.

      One possibility I suppose however, is MS put them up to it with the idea of helping the product to make a poor showing and MS can then say "I told you so, it's crap," or something of that nature.

      If this is the case though, I won't pity Dell for what will likely happen to them in the process. Perhaps we should call it the "Novell Effect."

    33. Re:I'm the brick guy by fotoguzzi · · Score: 0

      All better now. That was fast! (But it is amusing how the phone representative and her manager were so good at formulating company policy on-the-fly like that!)

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    34. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 1

      Shortly after college I worked in a phone service center for an insurance company. There was initial training that was exhaustive, but anytime we had a new rollout of a product or service there was a brief training that would get you off and running. Sometimes a half day, sometimes 2 or 3 days. In this case, it would not be that intensive. I once produced a Linux sales guide for retail channels when a few distros were getting places like Microcenter, Tiger Direct, and Fry's to sell pre installed off brand systems. It was written in such a way that college kids making $8 an hour could grasp it and do their thing on the sales floor. It is not that hard to train CSR's to know the basics.

    35. Re:I'm the brick guy by trawg · · Score: 1

      Thanks for taking the time to express your concern to Dell in a constructive and calm manner.

      I am quite confident that if you had been the typical rabid Internet using jerk (I do a lot of support work so am familiar with the type), your inquiry would have been carelessly tossed aside and it probably would have massively affected the speed it took to resolve this issue.

      I am personally going to be buying a Linux Dell as soon as they're available in Australia (maybe they are already?) as I think it's simply awesome to see consumer-type computers shipping with this as an option now.

    36. Re:I'm the brick guy by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      Ohhhhh freeking get a clue! Better yet, give your paypal account number so I can give you a quarter so you can call someone with a clue!

      Dell has been a Microsoft Reseller Partner since its inception! Its has been trying to do the Linux thing for about a month. Fer crying out loud!

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    37. Re:I'm the brick guy by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Thus, it is reasonable to believe that a laptop can, and should, survive running without a fan. Anything else is bad engineering Advances in clock speeds have meant that CPUs run a lot hotter than they used to. Obviously your mileage varies, personally I've lost more computers to heat problems than anything else.
    38. Re:I'm the brick guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be a good point if it were true. However it isn't. It's FUD.

    39. Re:I'm the brick guy by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      However, as I moved up the food chain
      Hierarchy. The word you're looking for is "hierarchy". If you don't believe me, walk it round the block and see who salutes or some other tired 90s cliche. Mmmmmkay?
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    40. Re:I'm the brick guy by AnotherCaptainTux · · Score: 1

      Food chain is still correct in this instance. ;) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foo d+chain

    41. Re:I'm the brick guy by GiMP · · Score: 1

      I understand the counter argument, but increased heat from a CPU can be seen as a downgrade, not an advancement.

    42. Re:I'm the brick guy by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      I dunno, are you running Linux kernel v 1.0.0? Why not, didn't they get it right the first time?
      No, but then I'm not running Vista either. And if Linux 1.0 hadn't worked reasonably well, nobody would be running Linux 2.6 today, now would they?

      Of course, if not having any hardware warranty coverage whatsoever isn't a fatal flaw for you, I'm sure there are any number of vendors out there who would be delighted to provide you with an over-priced, under-performing system, pal, pre-loaded with any operating system you care to choose -- including Linux 1.0.
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    43. Re:I'm the brick guy by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      In fact, I have worked for a large (10,000+) organization in the past. They had a hierarchical reporting structure in which decisions were referred further and further up the chain of command, depending on the capital commitment. It seemed like a logical way to run things. But all this is just a teensy bit beside the point ...

      Isn't a decision not to extend any hardware warranty coverage just a little bit ... er, um ... unusual? And wouldn't a decision like that have to be made at a somewhat -- perhaps fairly -- senior level? (I must admit that Hanlon's Razor argues in favour of your position, however.)

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    44. Re:I'm the brick guy by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      oh no, a friend of mine had the same problem some years ago. Default suse install on his laptop just didn't activate the cooling fan. That story was over pretty fast. After talking to the local linux ubergeek it became clear that he had to start with some kernel options or god-knows-what. Mind you, this was a few years ago, but thinks like that make you want to buy a laptop with a certified linux version on it.

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    45. Re:I'm the brick guy by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      What if I hated Linux and switched to Windows? What if I hated Windows and decided to do something crazy and roll my own Linux? Or even decided I longed for the days of Dos and used an open source version of Dos?

      My point is that Dell only knows the OS running on your computer when they shipped it out. They have no way of verifying the currently running os. And, last I checked, you can upgrade your computer's OS all you want...

    46. Re:I'm the brick guy by Xlucid · · Score: 1

      And fighting against selling non-Microsoft machines for much longer than that.

    47. Re:I'm the brick guy by asylumx · · Score: 1

      You don't get to reply. If you didn't get it right the first time, I don't want to hear it ;-)

  46. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windoze users are stupid fucktarded bitches. No wonder you get no respect. There, fixed it for you.
  47. Something Missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! Where is the haha tag?

  48. umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee its funny how it almost seems a certain large proprietary software company trolls slashdot now, looking to lash out at anything open source. Thats unrelated tho.

    Dells hardware has always been shit. I see more dead dells than i do dead e-machines these days. Dell is just using the "run unsupported software and we give you no hardware warranty" to make up for all those dead parts they would have had to replace otherwise and the hundreds of telephone hours (per support ticket cause they love to give the runaround).

  49. Just dumb... by AndyCR · · Score: 1

    This is just plain dumb. The ONLY time I have EVER heard of Linux harming hardware in any way was a kernel bug a long time ago that would accidentally kill USB thumbdrives by working them constantly.

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  50. Heat! by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    My brother (a semi-techie) got pissed off at Vista and XP, so he installed Ubuntu 7.04 on his nice new-ish ThinkPad.

    He suspended to ram (via the Shutdown menu) and put the notebook in his backpack. A few hours later he pulled it out and found that while the ThinkPad was still (theoretically) in Suspend mode, it was *hot*.

    This problem never happened to him with XP or Vista. Only Linux. And baking a laptop does have an effect on the cost of warranting it. So as much as I hate to admit it, there is at least sometimes a connection between OS choice and hardware maintenance / repair costs.

    (One might argue that Dell could get this problem addressed. And they probably can - eventually. But it exists now.)

    1. Re:Heat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The laptop was clearly not in suspend mode. Don't scapegoat Linux.

    2. Re:Heat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the laptop was clearly not a Dell. Don't scapegoat Dell/Linux/Circus midgets.

    3. Re:Heat! by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      The thinkpad must be a T60, my boss had the same problem with first XP then Vista installed, so the problem can occur in Windows as well as Linux. This is a BIOS problem and you should probably check Lenovo's site for a fix to this.

    4. Re:Heat! by Culture20 · · Score: 0

      And the laptop was clearly not a Circus midget. Don't goatse scapegoats.

    5. Re:Heat! by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      The laptop was clearly not in suspend mode. Don't scapegoat Linux.

      Suspending the laptop worked under Windows. It would stop producing heat.

      When he told Feisty Fawn to suspend the laptop, it appeared to do so. And yet the laptop produced a lot of heat.

      Are you actually saying that when Ubuntu (or Linux) doesn't perform the hardware operation it says it did, and serious system heat results, it's wrong to lay the blame at the feet of the OS that had that problem???

    6. Re:Heat! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      My HP w/ Windows XP does this sometimes. It appears to happen if I pull the network plug during suspend at a certain point. If I wait to pull the network until it stops making noise, it never gets hot.

      While I can get Ubuntu to suspend on an old HP laptop, there are about 20 ways to screw it up and it stays hot, instead of one obscure way that barely ever happens.

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  51. Re:Dell is probably reacting to something real her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is stupid. Power management in Linux works just fine (admittedly, it takes some effort to configure, sometimes). If Dell is selling Linux pre-loaded on their hardware, then Dell should be selling the system with correct power management settings turned on by default.

  52. Dell is not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I saw such a notice on another company's web page:
    "Using Fedora Linux on the Desknote B532 laptop (local tradename for ECS-532) will cause mainboard failure. That is not covered by the warranty."

    1. Re:Dell is not the only one by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      They're parading around the fact the hardware can't tolerate any load higher than MS Office. I wonder how often those laptops BSOD...

  53. So why buy from Dell... by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

    I was also mildly interested when Dell initially talked about selling Gnu/Linux pre-installed. But I had to admit that my interest was not based entirely on logic. It interested me because it seemed like Dells interest somehow validated the ascendance of the Linux desktop into the mainstream. (I do sometimes ask myself, though, is that necessarily such a great thing?) However, why reward some half-hearted newcomer, Dell, when there are vendors, such as System76 (http://system76.com) that sell excellent quality highly configurable systems with guarenteed harware compatability right out of the box, and with not only tech support, but robust knowedge base and forum support? Why reward the inferior? My next purchase will not be some newbee like Dell, but rather from one of the vendors who were there from the start, like companies from this list: http://www.linux.org/vendor/system/laptop.html.

  54. Maybe Linux causes more HW complaints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe hardware problems are more expensive when customers are using Linux.
    When a Windows computer stops working it is obvious to assume it is a SW
    problem.

    When my Windows computer at work died I told the computer support I
    suspected a HW problem, but they insisted on reinstalling Windows three
    times before they could think the thought that the problem was not
    Windows related. (I use my computer almost all the time but I had to do
    without it for eight working days until they fixed the HW problem.)
    Everyone knows Windows is broken and that it is a pain to try to fix
    things. So when your Windows computer starts to annoy you it is best
    to forget about it. Maybe people running Linux expect computers to work.

  55. Percentage of laptops sold w/Complete Care? by BillAtHRST · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to know what percentage of Dell's machines, esp. laptops, are sold w/Complete Care. I know when I bought a Dell laptop for my son to take to college, I wouldn't have considered NOT getting the coverage.

  56. I am looking for protection from bricks... by quonsar · · Score: 1

    ...and Linux users throw more bricks.

    1. Re:I am looking for protection from bricks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atleast they aren't chairs

  57. Slash chucks out non-html breaks by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

    He said in his post that he was relatively new. He probably did white-space the post, but not using html breaks.

    1. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by jojoba_oil · · Score: 1

      He said in his post that he was relatively new ...to posting. He's fairly new to posting, not to /.; Just a clarification.

    2. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by gnuman99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Then you post as "Plain Old Text" mode.

      See. This is on another line

      And so is this.

    3. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by camperdave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then you post as "Plain Old Text" mode.

      That's nice. Except that Slashdot defaults to "HTML Formatted", not "Plain Old Text". For someone who has posted only two other times, they may not be aware of the formatting drop down menu, and would not necessarily know when to switch the formatting. Also, "Plain Old Text" mode isn't plain old text. It eats some html markup. The only way to see what happens is to Preview.

      In my opinion, Slashdot should remove the Submit button from the post screen, and force everyone to preview.

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    4. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "In my opinion, Slashdot should remove the Submit button from the post screen, and force everyone to preview."

      But, that would make it more difficult to get teh frist post!!!

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    5. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're joking, but it wouldn't as everyone would have to preview ;-)

    6. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice. Except that Slashdot defaults to "HTML Formatted", not "Plain Old Text". Funny. It must be different for those with an account.

      This is posted with defaults yet without line break and paragraph tags.
    7. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by loganrapp · · Score: 1
      Well, you've got to earn it, bitch!


      I seriously doubt Ubuntu makes hardware more fragile, but I'm also basing it completely off my own experience. I have three machines - Windows, Mac, and my Linux box - Windows is being fixed, Mac just got fixed, and I couldn't fuckin' break my Linux box if I tried. It's a tank.

    8. Re:Slash chucks out non-html breaks by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, Slashdot should remove the Submit button from the post screen, and force everyone to preview.
      If they're going to do that, they should Ajaxify the preview, or better yet, translate the server-side logic into JavaScript and provide a real-time preview. It's crazy that with a big site like Slashdot I still have to wait for the entire page to reload just to see a preview.
  58. You forgot... by jd · · Score: 0

    There is no guarantee that the brick will be supported under Linux. Unsupported bricks will fall and damage the Windows box, as outlined by the parent post. Furthermore, the brick is about the same size as a herring, if you scale Tux to the size of a real penguin. This may cause Linux indigestion.

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  59. Dell's hardware warrenty by retired03 · · Score: 1

    No matter what a manufacturer says, the hardware MUST be fit for it's intended purpose! What this means is the computer must last as long as any other normal computer. If it does not, they must either fix it or replace it. This is called an "implied warrenty" (and I know I didn't spell that correctly). I bought a computer from Fry's with a one month in store warrenty and a one year manufacturer's warrenty. The box died after 17 months. I asked Fry's to fix it and they said no. I asked for my money back and they said no. I filed in small claims court and Fry's returned all my money an hour after they received the summons and talked to their attorney. This is true in all 50 states and applies to any product that is not tagged "Sold as is".

  60. Their troubleshooting is next to useless by Kaffien · · Score: 1

    So far in my 3 years of working with dell as an admin working on various machines and servers, especially within the home domain. They believe in the pluck and chuck philosophy. One time a pc had a failing video card and was generateing a very specific video card error. they sent us ram, mobo etc etc, and instead of sending the vid card like the admin told them .... they ask us to ship the whole pc!? I disagree with the pulling of linux support, its HARDWARE. If you cant run windows diagnostics, why not include a bootdisk with the diagnostics you need? Salvation hdd diagnostics, memtest, etc etc all bootable from the bios / prompt. I fail to see how that has any bearing since not ONCE have they asked me to refer to the dell diagnostics. I tell them whats fried they send me a new one. It should not matter if its linux or windows. Fried hardware is fried hardware.

  61. The FUD begins by djfake · · Score: 1
    Here's what my Dell Higher Ed rep had to say when I tried to order a Dell E520n with Ubuntu:

    "After much research, I determined that the Ubuntu versions are not available to higher ed customers for several reasons. As new units, we are not yet able to determine if Canonical can provide the support. Plus, there are production concerns. They are only available to U.S. consumers which means that you would not be able to purchase through the [sic] tax exempt customer number."

    So he offered me a quote for the FreeDOS version instead...

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  62. 3 good business reasons by karlandtanya · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. Lack of diagnostics. Train your support crew to use two different sets of diag tools costs money.
    2. Yes, linux drivers can crash hardware. I crashed my nikon film scanner using a beta SANE driver. Read the warning; chose to ignore it, drove the scan head off the end of the screw. $2000 broken toy. This was a few years ago, so may not be true anymore.
    3. Dell would prefer to be seen as more friendly towards windows. If they say, in effect, "We support PCs with windows. We'll sell you a PC and even preload a GNU distro, but that's strictly your responsibility", they're keeping a major supplier happy.

    Hey, they're good *business* reasons.
    They may not coincide with your personal ideology, but why should they?

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    1. Re:3 good business reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm impressed that you did that to a Nikon, usually it's very cheap manufacturers who neglect to include a physical cut-out or stop in the mechanical design (after all, Windows drivers can have bugs too...). I'm slightly surprised that you weren't able to repair it, I know that film scanners have a lot of tiny little parts inside them compared to an A4 page scanner, but I'd have expected it to be possible to put it back together.

      The diagnostics reason makes sense to me. Without diagnostics, half your returns are Grandma not remembering that she needs to connect the mains lead at both ends before turning on the PC / scanner / LCD panel / whatever. If Dell proposes to do diagnostics using Windows then you're back to the Microsoft tax which everyone said they didn't want.

  63. Re:I'm the brick guy (with whitespace) by tknd · · Score: 4, Informative

    My guess at the whitespace (nothing has been modified except whitespace):

    This is like my third post ever on slashdot. I read it often, though. I am the guy with the brick quote. Here is the whole story to be fair to Dell.

    On Friday, my laptop died. It was an Acer. The screen was damaged. Replacement cost of cracked screen is more than halfway to the cost of a new laptop. So I decide I will support the new Ubuntu Dell Laptops. I go online to Dell's Website and go to the Ubuntu page. I choose the E1505n. I upgrade to a GB of Ram, I get the Nvidia 256 MB graphics card, I get the DVD burner optical drive. So far so good. I am happy with the default processor and the screen.

    Now, another driving factor is that Dell has the nifty cool complete care (tm) plan. With this bad boy, a random brick can fly through the air, hit my laptop, shatter it to threads, and Dell will cover it. Think of it more as an insurance plan than a service plan. I have a friend with 3 kids who has had to take advantage of it not once, but twice. Both times Dell took care of them no questions asked. Now, the first time the Dell laptop had XP on it...the second time..gentoo. Still, no problems here. So, I decide to get it....just in case I get burned twice.

    On June 2, I get an email telling me my order has been acknowledged and I will get another email shortly giving me a order number (I also paid for next day shipping). Well, the rest of June 2 and all of June 3 goes by. No new email. I check my spam folder...nada...just the usual assortment of male enhancement and refi deals.

    So on June 4 I call Dell. They can see no order...they can see they debited my account...but no order. Hmmm...confusing. Very sorry, sir. Let me talk to my supervisor, please hold. She has no explanation for the lost order, but she will reprocess the order and I will get my next day shipping for free since I lost time. YAY! But wait! When we "build" my Dell, there is no longer a Complete Care (tm) plan for Ubuntu. She puts me on hold. She find out that my order was bumped out since they changed the policy on offering Complete Care (tm) on Ubuntu Dells. Why? She puts me on hold.

    Now comes the fun.
    "Sir, Ubuntu is a third party software and applications come from sources not from Dell."
    "Vista is a product of Dell?"
    "No sir, but we have a relationship with MS."
    "So you do not have a relationship with Canonical, the commercial company that sponsors Ubuntu?"
    "Hold.........Yes we do, but the software for other things comes from third parties."
    "So what if I buy a game for a Vista laptop from Best Buy? As that is a third party software..does that invalidate a Complete Care (tm) policy?"
    "No, sir."
    "What if I download an update from Microsoft to keep my Vista Current, how does that differ from an update from Ubuntu other than the fact the Ubuntu update actually helps my system?"
    "I do not know sir. See, sir, Linux comes from all over the place and as such cannot be supported."
    "I believe Redhat and even Microsoft differ with that opinion. I am not looking for support, that is another option I can click on another screen in your website. I am looking for protection from bricks. The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other...do they?"
    "No Sir."
    "Talking to your superior will not help my cause, do you have the phone number and email address of an executive do you?"
    She gave it to me. I wrote an email. I expressed my concerns politely and professionally.

    The next day-early this morning, I got a reply from a Dell Representative named Todd. Todd wrote,

    "Mr. Green, Thank you for your note and a chance to solve this issue. I am about to get on an airplane, but will get your issue to our executive resolution team. They should be able to resolve. If you are not satisfied, please do not hesitate to contact me again. Thank you for your business. Todd XXXXX"

    I will be honest, I thought it was a passing of the hot potato.

    However, earlier this m

  64. Obligatory car analogy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That system sucks anyway. I called them up with some laptop problems. I ran their test. Their test said nothing was wrong, so they told me nothing was wrong. They refused to fix anything.


    I had this kind of problem at Autozone - I had a dead battery, shorted cell or something. The guy came out with the special idiot meter, it looks like a ruggedised, wicked Fluke meter but it's really more like one of those digital windshield wiper catologs. He hooks it up and says my battery is fine, the car cranks like a champ and he says my alternator is fine too. When I shut down the car (the lights were still on from the 'test') and I assured him the battery was dead and finally he says, "well it's not covered under warranty". I knew the battery was dead so I say I need one anyways, then I get aggravated and say, "you know what though, I'll be getting one from across the street instead" and I get in the car and it won't crank. After that they replaced it under warranty.

    So the only difference between Windows and Linux hardware support is that with Linux, they tell you upfront that they won't fix it.

    I agree.
  65. I canna change the laws o' physics captain! by Zarf · · Score: 1

    The laws of physics do not differ from one OS to the other...do they?

    Apparently, Scotty couldn't change the laws of physics but Ubuntu can!
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  66. I'm the Ubuntu Forums guy by MagicFab · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hi

    Actually I work for Canonical full time at their global support centre. I also happen to volunteer in the forums and I saw this post in several places. I forwarded it internally to Canonical Staff and it's been passed to Dell.

    Cheers,

    Fabian Rodriguez
    https://wiki.ubuntu.com/FabianRodriguez

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    1. Re:I'm the Ubuntu Forums guy by Kennon · · Score: 4, Funny

      How much do you have to weigh in order to qualify for the "FAT administrator" title at Canonical? I know that it is around 275lbs for just Fat but to rate all caps must be rough.

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  67. Re:Support - only a few more scripts by nairb774 · · Score: 1

    Tech support can be solved with a few more scripts - you know...


    On Tech Support Screen
    Rep: Does it say one or two?

    If customer says one, press [here]. If two, press [here].

  68. ubuntu and hardware failures - my story by British · · Score: 1

    Ugh.

    I bought a new system a few months back, so my 5 year old Athlon XP that has worked great(except for some bad ram) was going to be revitalized as a Linux server. I installed ubuntu and things worked great, for 5 minnutes.

    After 5-30 minutes of usage, I get verical lines & junk on the screen and the system stops responding. All I can do is move the mouse pointer around and nothing else. I can't fall out of Xwindows, nothing. I have to hard-reset it. It's an okay GeForce card.

    I'm going to do a video card swap with my even older system. It seems any time I depreciate a system and install Linux on it, hardware goes on the fritz where it was otherwise fine in Windows land. Perhaps it's just bad luck. Perhaps I should be thankful with Ubuntu that sound worked right off the bat without me studying drivers and such. Heck, I even got the buggy shoucast server & client to work!

  69. Dell has advertised by Envy+Life · · Score: 1

    Dell doesn't seem to be advertising this thing at all I was very surprised the other day when I saw Dell's Ubuntu offering as the primary ad on their home page. That's a more advertising than I thought they would do!
  70. Simple solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a real hardware issue, pray it's one that's system-critical, such as a CPU dying or a video card not functioning. This way, when you call and say you need [x] replaced, and they ask "what OS are you using?" you say "I don't know, how can I find out if my computer doesn't come up?" Because, you never know...maybe the next time you reboot it might say Windows. :D

  71. Repair with no OS by hopbine · · Score: 1

    I used to work for HP/Compaq laptop repair. Many systems for warranty repair came in with the HDD removed - presumably for security reasons. In any case we always tested the unit with our own test drives. Bottom line HP/Compaq didn't care what OS you ran.

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  72. Dell Support is not THAT great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A couple of years ago I had an Dell Latitude laptop with a faulty hard drive. After about 3 weeks it would freeze and be totally inaccessible even by the BIOS until it randomly decided to start working again (fortunately long enough for me to get the data off). When I had reinstalled WinXP the 2nd time, I decided enough was enough and called Dell Technical Support where I was put through to one of their Indian call centres. After explaining the hard disk was faulty, I was told that they wouldn't be able to replace the drive unless the diagnostics partition showed an error on the drive. But of course, at the time the drive was frozen up and wouldn't show up in the diagnostic utility. When I explained this, I was categorically told they would not replace the drive until it failed the test.

    After nearly 45 mins of arguing I suggested that we try it one more time... and this time I reported back that the drive was visible and had started to run the diagnostic. After a pause of 30s when the diagnostic was "running", I reported back in a distressed tone of voice that my drive reported a test failure while in reality I was still sitting staring at the same screen. Fortunately the fact that the drive had "failed" the test was enough for a replacement to be shipped out to me on next day delivery, and so within 24 hours I was up back and running again :)

  73. CompleteCare != Regular Warranty by Pausanias · · Score: 1

    Everybody seems to be missing one point here, which is that they are providing the actual warranty service. If your hardware fails due to a manufacturing defect, they will replace it. This is a "normal" warranty and the fact that they are providing it means that they are capable of testing their hardware even with Linux installed. Heck, just install Windows, run your test suite, then wipe and install Linux.

    CompleteCare means something different. It means that even if your hardware is working 100% perfectly, say your toddler decides that it is thirsty and pours a gallon of water over it, frying the motherboard. Under a normal warranty, this is not a manufacturing defect and therefore is not covered. The whole point of CompleteCare is that it will cover accidents like this.

    It still doesn't covert theft/loss for obvious reasons, but otherwise it is as close as you're going to get to full insurance on your laptop. For a pretty reasonable rate, I might add.

  74. Retraining? by Plekto · · Score: 1

    I agree that the simple answer obviously is that their tech support staff doesn't know enough to cope. See, you can't script out things like in Windows - or outsource most of it. You have to employ people who actually know a bit about unix (basic *ix knowledge is mandatory, though Linux is obviously better).

    Outsourcing bites them in the rear. That didn't take long, did it? ;)

  75. This is nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for a company where we asked a HP reseller for a quote for a not inexpensive HP EVA SAN. We mentioned up front that we wanted to run the latest Fedora on the clients for two reasons: 1) We weren't in a position to be able to afford RHEL and ii) we needed some cutting edge libraries for the tools we were using on the server. After a couple of weeks, we were asked if we could use RHEL as they didn't think they could support it, and again I gave the reasons why we couldn't. Two days later, they phoned back to tell me that they could sell us the SAN, but they wouldn't be able to honour the warranty since HP UK would only support RHEL or SLES - so could we use either of those? I replied no, but said we just wanted hardware support as we had been compiling HBA drivers for the past few years on Fedora without any problems. Another couple of days and I get another phone call - apparently they had spoken to HP UK directly, and they would even refuse to honour the hardware warranty under Fedora. So I said, jokingly, if a SCSI drive fails, does that mean they wouldn't ship a replacement under warranty because the clients were running Fedora - and I was told pointblank that this was the case. At this point I laughed, and HP lost a SAN sale...

  76. Software can damage hardware by runxctry · · Score: 1

    Actually, software can damage (poorly designed) hardware:

    - Hardware registers directly control hardware operation. There are often specifications on how to operate the hardware via the registers, but if that is ignored, it can damage hardware. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_register . Optimally, there should be some hardware circuit to prevent usage outside of spec.

    - Tristate pins can cause damage. These pins can be specified as i/o or undefined, and if the pin is forced to low or high, but the connection is the opposite, you can get a short.

  77. Dell Supports Fault by nukem996 · · Score: 1

    Last year I bought a Dell 2405 FPW(24" wide screen LCD monitor). I build my own machines and run only GNU/Linux so the monitor was just a part. About a week after I got it I saw a small dent in the LCD so I called up Dell to get a replacement. As soon as I got a tech support person and I told them my problem they asked me what OS I ran. I said it didn't matter but they insisted I told them so I said Linux. At that point they said they could do not diagnosis the problem(even through I already did) and if I wanted my problem to be fixed I could call a 1-900 who may or may not be able to fix it. I went back and worth with the person for about an hour before I hung up. I was able to e-mail Dell support and they were able to get me a replacement. Dell's problem is if you have a hardware problem all there scripts are for Windows and they don't want to trust customers about what is wrong with their computer so they thought it would be easier to just not support Linux at all.

  78. Alternatively by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    3) Dell wants to see if it is profitable to sell Linux BEFORE it commits a lot of resources into it.

  79. Re:hahahaahahah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you retarded? or do you just play a retard on slashdot?

  80. Vote with your feet! by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

    If this stands -- if Dell is adamant in this illogical refusal to extend warranty coverage to a machine carrying a non-MS OS, then I have bought my last Dell ever (and I've bought 4 over the past 5 years). Screw that noise! Market pressure, people -- it just works!

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    1. Re:Vote with your feet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that'll look fantastic on the books. They'll say "we offered Linux, and nobody bought it," rather than "the lack of a proper warranty prevented Linux sales."

  81. some states have laws by fury88 · · Score: 1

    If the customer lived in certain states such as Florida it would be a moot point. Florida has laws against CompleteCare type coverage. Purchases are not eligible for certain types of warranties.

  82. This tends to confirm a suspicion about Dell Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an experiment designed to fail. No price break over Windows, and now no hardware support. A year now, Dell will say that the market just isn't there for preinstalled Linux boxes and go back to the Party Line of "Want Linux? Buy a Windows box and reformat it."

    I think the Federal Trade Commission should be looking hard at just how much Microsoft money is getting passed around under the table.

  83. issue resolved by urban_warrior · · Score: 1

    dell has already stated that it was a system glitch that caused the warranty services to become unavailable on ubuntu machines and that they will reoffer the warranties soon.

  84. Situation seems to be resolved . . . by HoldenCaulfield · · Score: 1

    According to this post, Dell is stating that this was a mistake on there part, and they're working to resolve it. Looks like more of us should review Hanlon's razor . . .

  85. RE: Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I go to dell.com, I immediately see a large and friendly banner that proclaims "By Popular Demand. Ubuntu Has Arrived." Maybe that's because it detects I'm on OpenSUSE, though...

  86. how do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From everything I've read, Dell has not made any official statement about the CompleteCare issue. It could be they've made a business decision like the "worry" you mention. Or it could be they're working out the kinks somewhere in the ordering system, the sales support scripts, the tech support scripts. Fact is, we won't know until they actually tell us.

    For now this is a minor bump in the road, not a sign that Dell is leaving Linux at the altar again.

    PS - most extended warranties *are* pure profit in any case.

  87. A grain of truth. by dracae · · Score: 1

    I'm sure their only motive is that they do not want to pay people who have the knowledge to troubleshoot hardware problems in a *nix environemnt, but... I had a Dell Lattitude C640, that had some bug that would cause the fan to stop working. The laptop would subsequently get very hot. I went through 6 or so hard drives before I bought a new laptop, dumped windows back on the C640 and passed it down to the wife. As a linux user, I am used to being treated as a second class citizen. Right or wrong, I've come to expect it.

  88. Warranty on Dell Ubuntu Systems Coming Back Soon by JBatDell · · Score: 4, Informative

    Due to an ordering system glitch during the weekend, we inadvertently removed extended warranty and CompleteCare options from our Website. We're working to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible and those options will be reinstated this afternoon. If customers ordered systems when extended warranties weren't available, they will have the option of upgrading at the original price. There will be more details on that program soon. For more details visit http://direct2dell.com/one2one/archive/2007/06/05/ 17450.aspx

  89. Linux.com says it was It was a Glitch by Dusanyu · · Score: 1

    http://enterprise.linux.com/enterprise/07/06/05/20 31237.shtml?tid=7&tid=23 Dell spokesperson Jeremy Bolen says, "Due to an ordering system glitch during the weekend, we inadvertently removed extended warranty and CompleteCare options from our configurator. We're working to get the issue resolved as quickly as possible, and those options will be reinstated this afternoon. If customers ordered systems when extended warranties weren't available, they will have the option of upgrading at the original price. There will be more details on that program soon."

  90. One interesting bug that led to warranty service by enosys · · Score: 1

    After installing Ubuntu on my laptop I found out about an interesting bug which sometimes stops the realtime clock. When that happens the machine won't even POST and the only way to recover is by opening up the laptop and removing a coin cell battery for a bit. Some people returned their laptops to Dell for service. I read somewhere that someone had their motherboard replaced. Fortunately it never happened to me.

  91. A simple solution: by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 0

    I think it more likely they believe their users will mis-identify software issues as hardware issues and request replacement hardware.

    A simple solution for Dell is to provide a standalone hardware diagnostic suite on CDROM. Then they honor the even-thrown-bricks warranty if:
      - The issue isn't behavior-related (i.e. cracked screen)
      - The standalone diagnostic won't run (i.e. CD drive or mobo busted, RAM fried, ...)
      - The standalone diagnostic identifies a fault in another hunk of the machine.
    and anything else is assumed to be a software issue and not their problem.

    The logical platform for this is a LiveCD/LiveDVD with a Dell-Ubuntu base install package on it, too. (Then they can also honor the waranty if Ubuntu won't run from the "coaster", if the reinstall won't succeed, or the reinstall won't run when virgin.)

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  92. Cost difference by duffolonious · · Score: 1

    E1505 systems with either Ubuntu or Vista. A couple things to note: the Ubuntu laptop comes with an nvidia video card, ati for the Vista system. I bumped the ram, proc, and battery on both systems (still the same for both). The Vista system "wins" by $25. I did this rather quickly, so I may have missed something (coat + Vista - crapware = $25 less?).

    Ubuntu system ($867):

    My Components
    PROCESSOR Intel® Core(TM) processor DUO processor T2350 2MB Cache/1.86GHz
    OPERATING SYSTEM Ubuntu Edition version 7.04
    LCD PANEL 15.4 inch UltraSharp(TM) Wide Screen WXGA+ Display with TrueLife(TM)
    MEMORY 1GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 533MHz, 2 Dimm
    HARD DRIVE 80GB 5400rpm SATA Hard Drive
    OPTICAL DIVE 24X CD Burner/DVD Combo Drive
    VIDEO CARD 256MB NVIDIA® GeForce® Go 7300 TurboCache(TM)
    My Accessories
    BATTERY OPTIONS 85 WHr 9-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery
    WIRELESS CARDS Intel PRO/Wireless 3945a/g
    My Service
    WARRANTY AND SERVICE 1Yr Ltd Warranty and Mail-In Service
    ENVIRONMENTAL OPTIONS Free Recycling Kit
    ALSO INCLUDED WITH YOUR SYSTEM
    SOUND OPTIONS Integrated Audio
    Processor Branding Intel Centrino Core Duo Processor

    Microsoft Vista System ($842):

    My Components
    PROCESSOR Intel® Core(TM) DUO T2350 (1.86GHz, 2MB L2 Cache, 533MHz FSB)
    OPERATING SYSTEM Genuine Windows Vista(TM) Home Basic
    LCD PANEL 15.4 inch Wide Screen XGA Display with TrueLife(TM)(glossy)
    MEMORY 1GB DDR2 SDRAM at 667MHZ, 2 DIMM
    HARD DRIVE 80GB SATA Hard Drive (5400RPM)
    OPTICAL DRIVE 24X CD Burner/DVD Combo Drive
    VIDEO CARD 256MB ATI MOBILITY(TM) RADEON® X1400 HyperMemory(TM)
    SOUND OPTIONS Integrated Audio
    My Accessories
    BATTERY OPTIONS 85 WHr 9-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery
    WIRELESS CARDS Intel PRO/Wireless 3945a/g
    My Software
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    GETTING-STARTED HELP No Dell On Call
    DIAL-UP INTERNET ACCESS 6 Months America Online Internet Access Included
    ENVIRONMENTAL OPTIONS Free Recycling Kit
    ALSO INCLUDED WITH YOUR SYSTEM
    Network Card and Modem Integrated 10/100 Network Card and Modem
    Adobe Software Adobe® Acrobat® Reader 7.0
    Miscellaneous E1505 Dual Core
    Processor Branding Intel Centrino Core Duo Processor
    Labels Windows Vista(TM) Basic

  93. in the blue corner... by toby · · Score: 1

    when they cancel this offering in a year or two due to poor sales, they can say they tried, but Linux on the desktop just doesn't work.

    I can see one 500-pound gorilla that is really keen for things to play out that way.

    --
    you had me at #!
  94. Um yeah by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    How else is Dell supposed to discontinue selling Linux in 6 months, if it doesn't have a way to keep sales deflated?

  95. They already have bootable diagnostic software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do they need to create something for Linux when they already have something better? Dell already has bootable diagnostic software. Hell, with most models all you have to do is hit CTRL+ALT+D (not DEL) during POST and it'll run a basic hard-drive diagnostic test. Why complicate the matter with running diagnostic software under your native OS when you can avoid it completely?

  96. just called the Dell Ubuntu support line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    line answered by knowledgeable fellow in Ottawa, Canada.

    I was brief. I wished him well, offered support, and maybe one day I will
    buy an Ubuntu Dell. He seemed quickly entertained by the priority order of word choice.

    Who is more important today, Dell or Ubuntu? I only use one of the two - on a Thinkpad T30.

  97. Re:I'm the brick guy (with whitespace) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for doing that, however for future reference a much easier way is to just copy paste from the html source and turn on "Plain Old Text" mode. No need to guess at whitespace!

  98. I was confused at first by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    when I saw protection against bricks I thought it was talking about 3rd party hacked firmware fails on a device....