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Largest-Known Planet Befuddles Scientists

langelgjm writes to mention that scientists are quite puzzled over the discovery of the largest planet yet. According to study-leader Georgi Mandushev it should theoretically not even be able to exist. 'Dubbed TrES-4, the planet is about 1.7 times the size of Jupiter and belongs to a small subclass of "puffy" planets that have extremely low densities. The finding will be detailed in an upcoming issue of Astrophysical Journal. [...] "TrES-4 is way bigger than it's supposed to be," Mandushev told Space.com. "For its mass, it should be much smaller. It basically should be about the size of Jupiter and instead it's almost twice as big." "TrES-4 appears to be something of a theoretical problem," said study team member Edward Dunham, also of the Lowell Observatory. "Problems are good, though, since we learn new things by solving them."'"

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  1. Later that day... by bluemonq · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...scientists discovered the "puffy" nature was due to its interior being mostly made of a substance remarkably similar to "fluffy chocolate nougat". Mars, Incorporated could not be reached for comment.

    1. Re:Later that day... by GeckoX · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hey Mods!

      Not Funny != Off Topic

      Sheesh!

      Whether it is actually funny or not is left as an exercise for the reader, however it most certainly is not off-topic.

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    2. Re:Later that day... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Moon, Inc., disagrees and says it's really green cheese.

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    3. Re:Later that day... by WED+Fan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hereby claim the right to name the star system "Puzzling" and the planet shall be called "Befuddle".

      So let it be written, so let it be done.

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    4. Re:Later that day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I hereby claim the right to name the star system "Puzzling" and the planet shall be called "Befuddle".
      So let it be written, so let it be done.

      Modded "troll"?

      Really, now, is there someone out there upset that the got beat to the punchline? Or, is someone a resident of "Befuddle" and doesn't like being a "Befuddlite"?

      Now, if this had been about RMS liking to dress up in ladies underwear and having BG spank his tushy, I could see the point. Even though such a statement may very well be true.

    5. Re:Later that day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      No, it's just some jackass with an account that's not going to get mod points again any time soon. Hopefully not ever.

    6. Re:Later that day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an unfair mod... it may not have been the most "funny" post ever, but it's not trolling.

    7. Re:Later that day... by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 2, Funny

      "small subclass of "puffy" planets that have extremely low densities" This subclass of planets is also recognized as having a poor fashion line, crap sense of music and an addiction to bling.

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    8. Re:Later that day... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      According to study-leader Georgi Mandushev it should theoretically not even be able to exist.

      Oh...right! They also said that Roswell thing shouldn't exist also......

      Bush/Reagan, Bush/Reagan, Bush/Quayle, Clinton, Clinton, Bush/Cheney, Bush/Cheney, ....Clinton??? Thank God we have so much choice in our presidents.....

    9. Re:Later that day... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Agreed. That's why we need !Funny, !Insightful, etc. mods. Otherwise you have one mod who thought it was funny, the second mod is unable to mark it NOT funny without modding it down as troll/flamebait/redundant or modding it up again as interesting/insightful... And nobody likes a -1, Funny, post.

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    10. Re:Later that day... by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      So say we all.

  2. I have a theory... by KingSkippus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I have a theory. Since we have no other explanation for now, it must be a miracle of God.

    A few years down the road, once so-called "scientists" do their so-called "research" and determine that there's some perfectly logical explanation for it that fits within the realm of what we know to be true and what can be tested, I'm still going to believe my theory. After all, it's just as valid as all of their "evidence."

    I can't wait for one of their crazy theories to be developed and then another so-called "scientist" comes along with more data and tries to refine it to make it more accurate and valid. Obviously, it's just proof that they don't know what they're talking about. Since my theory is 100% right and won't need to be refined or changed over the course of thousands of years, it's obviously the right one.

    Don't ask me to provide any evidence. I've been taught that if I question my theory, I'll go to hell. It doesn't matter much, though, because even if you do ask me for evidence, you are obviously going to hell, and you're the kind of person I teach my kids not to associate with. I'll pray for you, but please stop persecuting me as I try to force universities to present my theory as equal to that of those so-called "scientists" once they cobble one together.

    (I know, it's flamebait, I admit it. Go ahead and mod it down. I'm just feeling disgusted right now and needed to vent after being on the other end of a depressingly similar conversation.)

    1. Re:I have a theory... by xotmid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Woo hooo the world is flat! Hell yeah! Now i need to go proove that god does not exist.

    2. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      it must be a miracle of God. Which God?

      P.S. Can Hinduism be disqualified from the religion contest by having thousands of entrants or are we Hindus playing it safe by believing in so many of them?

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    3. Re:I have a theory... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      They probably didn't account for the Birkenstock radiation, one of a family of shoe-based radiations.

    4. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a theory... it could be bunnies!

    5. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Now i need to go proove that god does not exist Sheesh! What a looser!

      P.S. Quite sad that I have to use bold tags to keep the spelling nazis away

      Cheers!
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    6. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Largest-Known Planet Befuddles Scientists". Hah.

      I've got a better theory: Electric Universe. It explains everything.

    7. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Makes me think of something a physics professor of mine said.

      "You can allways use God to explain everything, but that's not a useful answer unless you can always and invariably get what you want by asking God. If you are of the mindset to accept that answer, you need to then ask what natural tools did God use to achieve that outcome, because that is what you can use, and so far, things tend to have been done with natural tools."

      My theory is God gave the planet a lot of moons, or heavy moons, puffing up the atmosphere by releasing some of the pull from the planet on its gasses, as well as making the gravity from that region appear more than that of the actual planet.

      'course, I'm not an astrophysicist, so my thoery is 99% likely to be WRONG.

    8. Re:I have a theory... by oxidiser · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've got a theory, that it's a demon, A dancing demon... no, something isn't right there.

    9. Re:I have a theory... by thryllkill · · Score: 1

      Well I thought it was funny, but no mods points, so wtf does it matter?.

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    10. Re:I have a theory... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't doubt that most of the zealots on one side or another will mod you down as flamebait. Unfortunately, they would be wrong, as your post is an excellent example of what is wrong with the whole ID vs. evolution debate.

      ID is not science. It's an argument (against no-one) about who created the universe and/or something in it. The how of the matter is not considered. Scientists don't care, since they want to know how. And worst of all, the ID-ers misquote, misread, and malign the Bible in all of their stupid shenanigans. The Bible says the Earth is round. So does NASA. The Bible says that the Earth was created in 6 distinct phases. So do most geologists, biologists, and anyone else with half a clue about science. Only the idiot ID-ers say that the Earth was created in 144 hours, and they do so without any biblical backing. These people deserve the verbal beatdowns they get. They are stupid zealots.

      Evolution is science. Perhaps faulty, but still science. Correct or not, it does conform to the scientific method. It's a study of how the universe came to be. Unfortunately, it hasn't been kept current, and it has attracted as much zealotry as any religion would. The word "theory" used to mean "an unproven idea, still in its 'best guess' phase", basically, what we now call a "hypothesis". Evolution was a theory. Now it's a hypothesis. But the evolution zealots won't give up the word "theory" to describe their chosen faith, even though the word "theory" now means something else. These people deserve the verbal beatdowns they get. They are stupid zealots.

      I see a pattern here... Perhaps everyone should focus on gaining knowledge and focus less on drawing unprovable conclusions. Eventually, the mass of knowledge will draw its holders to a fully-formed, unmistakable conclusion. Real scientists know not to let stupid ideology get in the way of real progress.

    11. Re:I have a theory... by ericrost · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've got a theory, we should work this out...

    12. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a theory. Since we have no other explanation for now, it must be a miracle of God.

      That's an unscientific approach, just making up some entity to fill in the gaps where you don't have an answer.

      Astronomy is a science. Applying the scientific method, the answer is clearly that most of the planet is made of dark matter. Probably lukewarm dark matter.
    13. Re:I have a theory... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      P.S. Can Hinduism be disqualified from the religion contest by having thousands of entrants or are we Hindus playing it safe by believing in so many of them?


      Not any more than we Wiccans, who believe in all of those thousands of entrants and the ones in every other world culture along with them. ;)
    14. Re:I have a theory... by GNT · · Score: 5, Informative

      Uh no.

      Go back to school. The hierarchy in science, in order of increasing evidence, is speculation, conjecture, hypothesis, theory.

      The word "theory" in common parlance is an unsubstantiated guess. In science, the word "theory" means hypothesis supported by a large body of evidence, where the truth value of the theory is considered very high. Evolution is a theory that has so much evidence in its favor that the IDers are essentially nutcases who can't read or reason properly. It is the IDers that try to equivocate the position by using the common parlance flavor of the word "theory" when discussing science.

    15. Re:I have a theory... by andphi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've got a theory, it could be witches, some evil witches, which is ridiculous because Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be other there.

    16. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a good explanation, until you have to answer the question "who created God?" ... of course it must be the father/mother of God, then who created them? We are back to square one, sigh.

    17. Re:I have a theory... by clubhi · · Score: 1

      I think you fall on the other end of the stupid spectrum.

    18. Re:I have a theory... by farlukar · · Score: 1

      I have a theory. Since we have no other explanation for now, it must be a miracle of God.
      That's an unscientific approach, just making up some entity to fill in the gaps where you don't have an answer.

      Or maybe... some entity made up YOU!
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    19. Re:I have a theory... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      "May" "I" "quote" "you" "on" "that" "comment""?"

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    20. Re:I have a theory... by utopianfiat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it hasn't been kept current
      Are you fucking serious? Sure, Darwin's original ideas have been tested and built upon, but the idea of competition driving genetic variance still holds pretty fucking strongly.
      See, the thing about evolution is, by most scientific standards of today, a good majority of the principles Darwin outlined in The Origin of Species are actually provable. I'm guessing you think they aren't just because the fundies and IDers are yelling loud enough.

      On the more flamebait side, when one of those nutjobs are lecturing in the main mall of your local university, try asking them what they think about crystal lattices- complex, beautiful geometrical structures which will form naturally, and ask if there was an intelligent designer forming the covalent bonds in your ice tray this morning.

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    21. Re:I have a theory... by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you ever seen an electron?

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    22. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad your diatribe is too big to sig. At least here anyway... O lawdy is that sum delicious copypasta

    23. Re:I have a theory... by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I've got a theory. 42.

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    24. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't actually believe in that nonsense. Like every other self-proclaimed "Wiccan" you're just trying to be different and "special"; zip it pig.

    25. Re:I have a theory... by LarryRiedel · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's getting eerie... What's this cheery singing all about?

    26. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? Well I think you fell off the stupid spectrum.

    27. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, but I can measure it, and make predictions, and perform experiments to prove those predictions right or wrong.

    28. Re:I have a theory... by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      While your comment is pretty spot on, the science of earth in the Bible does describe something different than what we know it to be today. Flat Earth.

      Additionally, in the bible, the blue we see when we look up is water, kept out by a dome over the earth. (Genesis 1:7, Genesis 8:2)

      I've yet to hear a Bible literalist (including Fundamentalists) explain this away.

      The bible also contradicts itself in several places. In the first two chapters of the bible, there are two accounts of Creation. Most people only think of the first, the 6 days of creation. In the second, God makes man, then the animals, followed finally by the woman. Each creation account is supposed to tell us how we as humans relate to the world around us, and the second, also about how men and women relate to one another.

      In the New Testament, three of the gospels, Matthew, Mark and Luke (which are merely rewritten copies of one another), say that Simon of Cyrene carried the cross for Jesus. John explicitly denies this saying "Carrying his own cross, he went out to the place of the Skull (which in Aramaic is called Golgotha)."

      There is no way to reconcile these differences and say that each and every word of the bible is literally and historically true. The only way these can be handled properly is to admit that the bible was never intended to be a history or science text, but instead is to be a book that is a spiritual and religious guide, but that Jews and Christians are supposed to only apply it to religious and moral truths about how Christians are supposed to live, not as a scientific book that really tells us what people believed thousands of years ago.

      I say all of this as a believing Christian.

    29. Re:I have a theory... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Only in Fundamentalist Soviet Russia. What a country!

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    30. Re:I have a theory... by LindaMack · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is an irrefutable theory supporting the OP's view, Intelling Falling

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    31. Re:I have a theory... by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      I'm just feeling disgusted right now and needed to vent after being on the other end of a depressingly similar conversation.


      Yep they are out there....

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=264201&cid=201 56765
    32. Re:I have a theory... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      P.S. Quite sad that I have to use bold tags to keep the spelling nazis away

      Pot. Kettle. Black.

      Plus, the grammar Nazi insists that you must capitalize the "N".

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    33. Re:I have a theory... by QMO · · Score: 1

      "Half of what we know about Physics is wrong. The problem is, we don't know which half." - Gary Skouson (AFAIK)

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    34. Re:I have a theory... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      In the New Testament, three of the gospels, Matthew, Mark and Luke (which are merely rewritten copies of one another), say that Simon of Cyrene carried the cross for Jesus. John explicitly denies this saying "Carrying his own cross, he went out to the place of the Skull (which in Aramaic is called Golgotha)."

      The way I had always been taught is Jesus started, but the Simon dude had to take over.

      There is no way to reconcile these differences and say that each and every word of the bible is literally and historically true.

      I think the Catholic Church came up with the best proposition; "everything in the Bible is true that needs to be true for the reader to attain salvation", or something along those lines.

      I say this as an agnostic with an appreciation for theology.

    35. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so radically centrist.

      BTW evolution isn't a study of how the universe came to be.

    36. Re:I have a theory... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      You don't actually believe in that nonsense. Like every other self-proclaimed "Wiccan" you're just trying to be different and "special"; zip it pig.


      Self-proclaimed? I'm a 2nd degree Georgian. My high-priest proclaimed me Wiccan.
    37. Re:I have a theory... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "(I know, it's flamebait, I admit it. Go ahead and mod it down. I'm just feeling disgusted right now and needed to vent after being on the other end of a depressingly similar conversation.)"

      The truth of the matter is... religious people breed more then secular people, if you want to stamp out religion you can't do it through converting the already infected. You do it by outbreeding them and investments in education, and then waiting for them to die out.

      The truth is if people really care about the state of the worlds religiousness, you should do your part by breeding children who are not indoctrinated. Most children come by way of religion through being born into a religious family and their evolutionary systems are taken advantage of through indoctrination and I'd also venture to say that religion is a successful evolutionary meme whether we like it or not. I'm sure many slashdotters owe their existence to religious meme's, that caused those religious ancestors to stave off depression, etc, and concieve ancestors that led to you. As much as you may complain about creationists and religious people a culture that has had thousands of years of history is not destroyed in a day, religion is effective anti-depressant and breeding meme.

      Not to mention the fairly nihilistic universe in which we are born. I know it was meant to be funny, but the truth of the matter is, life is not funny. Millions of people die for no particular reason, life is short, most people will never see the singularity (if we make it to that point assuming its even practically feasible).

    38. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you call "crazy theories", but on your end you do believe that some magical creature (your god) created the whole universe out of simple "magic", and still you think you're not the crazy one... you know what... good luck, its easy for you to say that some invisible guy decided to do something like that but at the same time you don't believe that a simple act of nature would cause something like this.

      The only god there is is the energy that moves this universe and creates everything on its path, im sorry but if you believe that one Magic guy created all this, you are the crazy one.

    39. Re:I have a theory... by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Since when do Wiccans believe in multiple "Gods"? I've always known them to believe that a spirit of "nature" (for lack of a better phrase) inhabits all living things, but not that there are multiple Gods. Unless you consider the "Goddess" and her "consort" multiple gods. When did this belief start happening?

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    40. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "'course, I'm not an astrophysicist, so my thoery is 99% likely to be WRONG."

      'course it is. You are religious :)

    41. Re:I have a theory... by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      The only issue I have with constantly putting something currently unexplainable as a product of God, and insisting that everyone leave it at that, is that if we did so with every new unexplainable phenomenon, we'd still be back in the stone ages. When man discovered fire or the wheel, did they leave it to God to be the only creator of fire or wheels? I think you see where I'm going with this.

      I think its fascinating to try and figure out how and why things work, rather than always putting it down to "it just is". Maybe as a child I would have accepted such explanations, but now it just doesn't fill my cup anymore.

    42. Re:I have a theory... by SilverAlicorn · · Score: 2, Funny

      ask if there was an intelligent designer forming the covalent bonds in your ice tray this morning. Aha! But ice forms by making hydrogen bonds! Clearly there is some intelligent force at work here.
    43. Re:I have a theory... by cerelib · · Score: 1

      While there are extremists who believe in God, many of us are much more logical. Science and religion do not have to be opposing forces. A Christian can believe in both The Big Bang and evolution. Believing that God created humans through an evolutionary process does not detract from the glory of creation. Instead, it leads us to a better understanding of life and God. People who deny the validity of the scientific process on religious grounds are fooling themselves. The same goes for people who believe Science is somehow a substitute for religion. Personally, I think extremists from both sides are the only ones bickering about it.

    44. Re:I have a theory... by E++99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      See, the thing about evolution is, by most scientific standards of today, a good majority of the principles Darwin outlined in The Origin of Species are actually provable.

      Really? Including the principle that God created the first organisms?
    45. Re:I have a theory... by andphi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've got a theory, some kid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.

    46. Re:I have a theory... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 4, Insightful

      try asking them what they think about crystal lattices- complex, beautiful geometrical structures which will form naturally, and ask if there was an intelligent designer forming the covalent bonds in your ice tray this morning. Question: How does that advance your argument? You're saying that you have a complex clockwork that acts with no outside intervention, therefore no intelligence went into its ability to form such patterns autonomously.
      Eh, just wondering, because that seems to be counterproductive to the point you're trying to make.
    47. Re:I have a theory... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      ID is not science. It's an argument (against no-one) about who created the universe and/or something in it. The how of the matter is not considered. Scientists don't care, since they want to know how. And worst of all, the ID-ers misquote, misread, and malign the Bible in all of their stupid shenanigans.

      You've obviously never actually read about ID. ID says nothing about who created the universe, and it certainly says nothing about the Bible. It is a scientific argument that primarily contends that the observable evidence in biological systems is incompatible with the theory of them being created by random mutations combined with natural selection. Specifically in analyzes specific systems or structures which exhibit "irreducible complexity," meaning any possible reduction in complexity of those systems would yield a non-functional system, which implies that if that system indeed evolved, it evolved with some purpose of what it would become in the future.
    48. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just feeling disgusted right now and needed to vent after being on the other end of a depressingly similar conversation

      ah, so that's how you guys are born.

    49. Re:I have a theory... by E++99 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Evolution is a theory that has so much evidence in its favor that the IDers are essentially nutcases who can't read or reason properly.

      You either don't know the claims of ID, or you are a nutcase yourself.

      It is the IDers that try to equivocate the position by using the common parlance flavor of the word "theory" when discussing science.

      No, what they do is to point out that the "random mutation" aspect of the neodarwinian theory of evolution is unsupported, and in fact unsupportable, by the evidence presented in actual biological systems. They don't necessarily argue against evolution in general, but present evidence that precludes evolution from being driven by the forces accepted to be its cause in the more widely-held theory.
    50. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How am I religeous?

      And actually, my concept wasn't a theory (science), it was a hypothesis, since I have not had any tests yet.

    51. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pot. Kettle. Black. That took a while! I was thinking nobody caught it :)) Thanks for restoring my faith in /.

      Cheers!
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    52. Re:I have a theory... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I think it's a beer-based planet, and it's still fizzing up because it's young yet. I can't prove this yet.... but anyone who doubts me is a closed minded religious zealot!

    53. Re:I have a theory... by mhall119 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What about the ones who do present valid arguments for intelligent design? Nobody has ever presented a valid argument for intelligent design, all they do is present multiple and often contradictory arguments _against_ evolution.
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    54. Re:I have a theory... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Have you ever seen an electron?


      Why yes, yes I have.

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    55. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe it is spinning so fast that the centrifugal force is causing it to puff out?

    56. Re:I have a theory... by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      He did not argue they are nutcases, he argued that they are nutcases because [insert actual argument here].

    57. Re:I have a theory... by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Specifically in analyzes specific systems or structures which exhibit "irreducible complexity," meaning any possible reduction in complexity of those systems would yield a non-functional system, which implies that if that system indeed evolved, it evolved with some purpose of what it would become in the future. Right, because everybody knows we don't have any non-functional systems in our bodies....

      Seriously, the premise of "irreducible complexity" is flawed in that it assumes that everything must have an immediate purpose, and that purpose must be the same as any future generations.
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    58. Re:I have a theory... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      See, the thing about evolution is, by most scientific standards of today, a good majority of the principles Darwin outlined in The Origin of Species are actually provable.

      Oh yeah - you have a prove for origin of every single species on Earth? I bet this one will disagree and so will killer bees. How do you know that there is not a single animal or plant that you consider wild that hasn't been in fact created by ancient humans through artificial selection and breeding that wouldn't happen in nature due to size/habitat/different mating habits? Wouldn't it be in fact an instance of intelligent design?

      In fact, my parents gave some thought to the idea of procreating and the factors involved went beyond survival of the fittest. For all I know cro-magnum also thought with their big head once in a while. Doesn't this in fact make me a product of intelligent design? If some of my ancestors were religious and married according to the doctrine, didn't the founder of their religion play some role in my genetic linage, perhaps a bigger one than physical characteristics?

    59. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone actually come up with an example of something that was irreducibly complex, in biology?

    60. Re:I have a theory... by Arterion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think he's confused Wicca for the broader category of neopaganism. It happens a lot, but Wicca is a specific religion. It's not a "roll your own" sort of religion.

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    61. Re:I have a theory... by joseph449008 · · Score: 1

      Evolution is science. Perhaps faulty, but still science. Correct or not, it does conform to the scientific method. It's a study of how the universe came to be. What are you even talking about?
    62. Re:I have a theory... by Khuffie · · Score: 1

      When people do things like that, it's pretty annoying, but it seems like people who don't believe in God have this conception that anyone who does ignores all science, which is not true. I'm Muslim (yes, go ahead, flame me all you want) and believing that "God created the universe" does not mean that there's no scientific explanation to how everything works, how everything evolved and how everything was created. Just because I believe in the existence of God does not mean I can ignore science. In fact, Islam encourages science, and does in fact also encourage questioning and re-evaluating your beliefs; just ignore when any crazy fundie tells you otherwise. I'm not trying to tout Islam's horn (in fact, I'm not exactly that religious myself), but just providing an example I am familiar with to show that not all people who believe in God are oblivious to the world. I know you were venting, but I just had to vent myself.

    63. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I proclaim you a looney. I bet you consider your "religion" to be thousands of years old, too, don't you?

    64. Re:I have a theory... by Joe+Random · · Score: 1

      Evolution is . . . a study of how the universe came to be.
      Bzzzzt. Wrong. Evolution has to do with changes in the genetic makeup of populations of living organisms. It has nothing at all to do with the origin of the universe (or even with the origin of life).

      The word "theory" used to mean "an unproven idea, still in its 'best guess' phase", basically, what we now call a "hypothesis". Evolution was a theory. Now it's a hypothesis.
      Bzzzzt. Strike two. A theory, in the scientific sense, has always meant (to quote Wikipedia) "a testable model of the manner of interaction of a set of natural phenomena, capable of predicting future occurrences or observations of the same kind, and capable of being tested through experiment or otherwise falsified through empirical observation."

      Evolution was and still is a theory. Not the common usage that means "guess" or "hypothesis", but the scientific usage that I quoted.
    65. Re:I have a theory... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Did you ever saw any valid argument for Inteligent Design?!?

      Please, show it. Everything I always saw was nutcases repeating flawed conjectures.

    66. Re:I have a theory... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      OT I know
      Being that Hindus have many Gods is their one people could pray to for computer help? I was just talking about this need with a coworker this morning when I was having problems.

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    67. Re:I have a theory... by joseph449008 · · Score: 1

      This belief that God created humans "through evolution" is a little weird to be honest. Did he game the evolutionary process? The alternative is that he didn't know what would come out, sort of like a computer simulation of evolution (which has been done). But then, God is all-knowning, right? There's no guarantee either way that sentient or civilized beings would be the result. Did God come about through evolution as well? How do you explain something infinitely complex just existing without the need for a creator? That's a tough one.

    68. Re:I have a theory... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Nope. Guess again. I believe it to be started in the 1950s.

    69. Re:I have a theory... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      No, you're right, sort of. All Gods are viewed as aspects of the God, and all Goddesses are viewed as aspects of the Goddess. However, I personally tend to be more hard-polytheistic, and this is actually acceptable in my tradition.

    70. Re:I have a theory... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Additionally, in the bible, the blue we see when we look up is water, kept out by a dome over the earth. It then says the dome fell. Since Genesis was written by Moses, who lived after the flood that was partially a result of the dome (called the firmament) falling, that part of the Bible was written by someone who had never seen it. Therefore, the Bible couldn't have been calling the blue sky water. Also, the bible makes a comment about the east and west being infinitely far away, indicating a round planet.
    71. Re:I have a theory... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Wicca is a specific religion, and no I've not confused with a broader category of neopaganism. Like I said, above, I'm a initiate of the 2nd Degree in the Georgian Tradition of Wicca. Georgians are a bit more eclectic than Gardnerians or Alexandrians, what I can I say?

    72. Re:I have a theory... by E++99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right, because everybody knows we don't have any non-functional systems in our bodies....

      It's besides the point, but I don't think we do. Systems thought to be non-functional in the past, such as the appendix, have long since been found to be otherwise.

      Seriously, the premise of "irreducible complexity" is flawed in that it assumes that everything must have an immediate purpose, and that purpose must be the same as any future generations.

      No, it's the theory neodarwinism that believes that every feature must have an immediate purpose (though not necessarily the same purpose as past or future generations) or it otherwise cannot evolve, as otherwise there's no natural selective pressure on that feature. The point of Irreducible Complexity is to attempt to prove that there are systems which could not have had a function at an evolutionary step before some critical point, and therefore the existence of those systems are incompatible with the neodarwinian theory. While it is an exceedingly difficult thing to prove, it is at least strongly suggestive, and in my mind puts the burden of proof on the neodarwinists to offer evidence that such systems in fact evolve "blindly" rather than with some "end in view," so to speak.
    73. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      Shani (equivalent of 'Saturday' i.e. Saturn) is supposed to bestow incredible mathematical and analytical prowess on those he favors. Of course, if you don't study math regularly or piss him off otherwise (by claiming that you don't need math-fu to be a CS Guru), he takes offence and punishes you with '7.5 yrs of ill luck'. I inherited one of these spells and it's supposed to wear of this year (w00t!). I have avoided too much ill luck by studying a lot of math (pseudo-penance) and consequently having Shani reducing the burden of ill luck I am carrying. Had I not been under this curse, I would have become an accountant.

      An astrologer told my family at birth that I would be an auditor. He later informed us about the curse when he observed my aunt's stars clashing with mine (since I lived with her for an year) and said that the reason I was still doing reasonably well was because I had a passion for math.

      HTH

      Cheers!

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    74. Re:I have a theory... by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a degree in Homeopathic medicine!
      You have a degree in baloney!

    75. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      Homeopathic medicine Sure holds a lot of water ;)

      Cheers!

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    76. Re:I have a theory... by pretygrrl · · Score: 1

      Nobody has ever presented a valid argument for intelligent design, all they do is present multiple and often contradictory arguments _against_ evolution.

      just really wanted to repeat that.

      we need some kind of system where anyone that wants to actually contribute to discussions must read at least 3 basic rules of logical reasoning.

      i for one, am so sick of ID morons and their minions i might throw up.
      or stop reading /.

      or both!

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    77. Re:I have a theory... by jollyreaper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I've got a theory, it could be witches, some evil witches, which is ridiculous because Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be other there. No, no, I'm reading what you're typing and it seems like it should be in rhyming verse instead.

      I've got a theory
      A theory quite eerie
      To explain impossibilities
      To clarify irrationalities
      An improbable planet perplexing people
      A seemingly insoluble situation in the stars
      I've got a theory
      It could be witches! Yes, some evil witches
      Space witches from another world
      Bloating up planets, those evil space bitches!
      Thanks to them we are imperiled
      Until Jesus and Chuck Norris kicks their asses
      And declares space to be the United States of America, huzzah!
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      Sell the spice to CHOAM
      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    78. Re:I have a theory... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Wouldn't it be in fact an instance of intelligent design?

      While I understand what you are getting at -- and it is an interesting point -- no, it would not. That is selective breeding. Intelligent Design insinuates designing a species, not guiding the development of a subset of one that exists.

      Your parents had no hand in designing the structure and arrangement of your DNA.

    79. Re:I have a theory... by cerelib · · Score: 1
      That is the beauty of it all. The evolutionary process allows the advancement of a species. It is only logical that such a process would produce so many permutations, including the extremes of intelligence, agility, size, and strength. If you were going to create a planetary ecosystem including life, how would you do it? The most robust and elegant approach is clearly evolution and all of its structure(i.e. DNA). To create life that cannot grow and adapt would be a sure path to failure. Taking an evolutionary approach, if you had control, you would probably try your best to stack the chips in such a way to direct the outcome. Is it so hard to believe that evolution itself is a creation of God?

      Did God come about through evolution as well?
      Neither science or religion can ever attempt to figure out how the universe began. Christians will tell you that God has always been and scientists will tell you about a dense point, but that doesn't explain what created the material to make it dense in the first place. So bringing that up in a serious discussion about the relationship of religion and science is childish.
    80. Re:I have a theory... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Your parents had no hand in designing the structure and arrangement of your DNA

      Oh well, that's coming soon enough. Our grandchildren wouldn't be able to say that their origin follows any of the Darwin's assumptions completely. In the meantime, our own origin doesn't strictly follow "survival of the fittest" theory unless the concept of fittest is defined by human intelligence in general and philosophy of some influential humans in particular.

    81. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I also have a theory. My theory is that you're an talentless twat.

    82. Re:I have a theory... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Thank you,

      Shawn

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    83. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow Dorothy, built any other straw men lately? The reason your conversations are depressing you is that you are an elitist who guesses what the beliefs of others are instead of actually asking them.

      You and your ilk are a dime a dozen. If we've seen one condescending post on /. we've seen them all...

    84. Re:I have a theory... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should have titled that comment "Obligatory Futurama Quote." I hold no such degree myself :)

    85. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth is, we never know the full truth to any of our past, but honestly: religion is for the sheep, and to me, 90% of science follows. The bible is a good fairytale to read, but it's really not useful at all when it comes to explaining our past.

    86. Re:I have a theory... by Torvaun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could be that they were nonfunctional in the past. Could be that they are slowly gaining functionality, and are right now the equivalent of eyespots that can sense light and dark, but will eventually evolve into real eyes that can make out a far greater level of detail.

      An appendix is not critical, like a heart or brain is. It's not even serious, like eyes. It's on the same level as tonsils. Things that do something, but not so much that they'll be immediately missed when removed.

      Also, why should something ever be completely nonfunctional? I have skin. Skin is important stuff. Among all of its important uses, it also has mostly useless photoreceptors. So far, the only use I've heard of for them is trying to beat jet lag by putting bright lights behind the knees. We don't really need them right now, but if blindness becomes a selected trait for whatever reason (Cthulhu waking up and walking around the world would do it, but probably nothing else) those with nonfunctional eyes would start breeding more that those without. Genetic blindness would spread throughout the (drastically depleted) population. And the photosensors would get better, first discerning light and dark, then all the levels of illumination between light and dark, then colors, and so on until we had they best visual senses we could that didn't have issues with the madness-inspiring form of a Great Old One.

      That's not what skin does now. But if skin does that in the future, the future people will say the same things people say now about evolution and useless organs, without consideration of what was there first.

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      I see your informative link, and raise you a pithy comment.
    87. Re:I have a theory... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      ID says nothing about who created the universe, and it certainly says nothing about the Bible.

      No, it talks about an 'intelligent designer'. Now who could that be?

      It is a scientific argument that primarily contends that the observable evidence in biological systems is incompatible with the theory of them being created by random mutations combined with natural selection.

      how would you falsify something like that? What predictions does it make? You have to be able to answer those questions or it isn't a theory.

      any possible reduction in complexity of those systems would yield a non-functional system

      Such as the appendix (look up 'vestigal organs'). It's entirely possible that observed complexity is a result of multiple systems merging and then simplifying down into the present state, which leaves us with a system that appears 'irreducible'.

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    88. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a much more straightforward reply to that rhetorical question. Electrons are understood to be the cause of most object's optical properties. So you see electrons nearly every time you see anything.

      I don't dispute that the idea of an electron serves as a good abstraction for actual physical processes. But it is merely an abstraction. A map is not a landscape. A better map might come along and replace our abstraction with another, more powerful one.

      The scientific method is rather difficult to pin down. In the most basic level, it is just the familiar observe-hypothesize-experiment loop. But it is also more than that. The basic loop is fine for generating new (functional) facts, but an ontology must be created to organize them. It is from this process that the word 'electron' was coined to name the objects of a class of functional facts.

      But it is a matter of historical fact that the basic loop and ontology creation process might miss an important aspect (since the object of study cannot be observed in toto). Once this aspect is observed, the basic loop might generate new facts that are inconsistent with the old ontology. A new ontology must be formed.

    89. Re:I have a theory... by kiracatgirl · · Score: 1

      I thought it was hilarious and almost brilliant - until you threw in the overused memes. Sigh. Oh well, that's what Slashdot is all about!

    90. Re:I have a theory... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      What if I have GURPS: Wicca? I should be able to get it working any other system, right?

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    91. Re:I have a theory... by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

      Someone marked 42 down. Unbelievable. Someone on Slashdot has an un-earned geek card.

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    92. Re:I have a theory... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      On the more flamebait side, when one of those nutjobs are lecturing in the main mall of your local university, try asking them what they think about crystal lattices- complex, beautiful geometrical structures which will form naturally, and ask if there was an intelligent designer forming the covalent bonds in your ice tray this morning.

      That's Jack Frost's Day job now a days. He has been a busy fellow since we've invented refrigeration.

    93. Re:I have a theory... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      For clarification, if you believe in the Christian God, Jehovah or whichever of His names you choose, you *don't* believe in any of the others. If you believe in more than one God, you *don't* believe in a Christian one at all. His words, not mine, read the book.

      Allah has a similar statement. I'm pretty sure Buddha doesn't much care about this God-thing, singular or plural. He has a different agenda.

      Yeah, the whole 'it's God's will' is variously dismissed as a clever rhetorical device by many, and misunderstood by others. We see this planet's characteristics as 'not making sense', and sure enough we'll want to figure it out and make it fit into our clever theories about the Universe. We just don't know all the rules yet, and may never. But it keeps us busy, which, being that we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup, keeps us from looking for dragons too much.

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    94. Re:I have a theory... by sploxx · · Score: 1

      See, the thing about evolution is, by most scientific standards of today, a good majority of the principles Darwin outlined in The Origin of Species are actually provable. No, it is not, it is falsifiable. But it has withstood every test until now.
    95. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why pray to a Hindu god for that when you can just pray to a Hindu via telephone? Call tech support, its the same thing really :P

      (fwiw, I come from a Hindu family and my dad speaks hindi whenever he suspects tech support to be in India. always good for laughs)

    96. Re:I have a theory... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      ID says nothing about who created the universe, and it certainly says nothing about the Bible.

      No, it talks about an 'intelligent designer'. Now who could that be?

      You could say it claims a "creator" or at least designer of biological systems, but extrapolating from that to claims of a creator of the universe or any connections to the biblical God are well outside its claims and arguments.

      It is a scientific argument that primarily contends that the observable evidence in biological systems is incompatible with the theory of them being created by random mutations combined with natural selection.

      how would you falsify something like that? What predictions does it make? You have to be able to answer those questions or it isn't a theory.


      Fair questions, but if a theory has to be falsifiable, then String Theory (and variants) aren't theories either, and neither is much of neodarwinism, for example the claim of "random" mutation. I think much, both in neodarwinism and ID, may start to be falsifiable through computer modeling and simulation in the future. If we could ever completely simulate something like a bacterium down to the molecular level, we could answer a lot of these questions, I think. As for predictions, it predicts that the driving force behind evolution is something beyond only survivability and reproduction, and that there are additional laws or forces that direct it that have yet to be discovered. To me, the truth of this prediction is self-evident, as the continually increasingly complex life forms do many things astonishingly better than bacteria from which they came (such as math and philosophy, for random examples), but the two things they do NOT do any better at is reproduction and survival.

      It's entirely possible that observed complexity is a result of multiple systems merging and then simplifying down into the present state, which leaves us with a system that appears 'irreducible'.

      That is certainly something to keep in mind when thinking about the possible origins of any particular system. Hopefully in most cases we'd know enough about the earlier forms to know if something like that happened. If not, we probably need less debate and more discovery of evidence.
    97. Re:I have a theory... by tukkayoot · · Score: 1

      No, what they do is to point out that the "random mutation" aspect of the neodarwinian theory of evolution is unsupported, and in fact unsupportable, by the evidence presented in actual biological systems.

      This partially correct. What they do is try to poke a hole in Darwinian evolutionary theory and then proceed to fill the newly manufactured gap with a premise that is even less supported and supportable by the evidence -- a god-like Designer.

      The basic argument of Intelligent Design advocates (or at least Behe) is that evolution occurs as a result of both random and intelligently guided mutation combined with natural selection. The theory of evolution that gets written about in peer-reviewed papers supposes that the mutations occur naturally and randomly (which is not to say each mutation is equally likely to occur, or that any mutation is possible -- just that the mutations themselves do not seem to occur with any bias towards reproductive fitness, or any "intelligent" bias) -- which is consistent with all of the available evidence.

      ID advocates equivocate not necessarily by disparaging the theory of evolution for being a mere "theory," but by calling ID itself a theory and putting it on seemingly equal footing with ToE. Creationists use the word "theory" to denigrate evolution, to create a false impression of uncertainty. IDers use the word "theory" to elevate Intelligent Design and create a false impression of scientific credibility. Same basic trick, same basic fallacy.
    98. Re:I have a theory... by phulegart · · Score: 1

      Your theory isn't out of place historically, however it just doesn't fit with the times.

      I put this little bit of history before you...

      Man once believed that the sun was a chariot of fire driven across the sky by a God. Science has revealed this to be false.

      Humans have a history of uncovering a mystery, finding a lack of other credible explanation, and claiming that what caused the mystery was God. If the wind blew too hard, it was God. If a young child was struck down by a strange whooping-like cough, it was God. If an Adult was stuck down in a seizure, it was God. These three things, we now know to be Weather Patterns, Whooping Cough, and Epilepsy.

      So looking at a mystery and jumping to the conclusion that "It is God that made that." is not only foolish, but it is falling victim to forgetting one of the most time honored and true cliche's ever uttered... "Those who fail to remember history, are doomed to repeat it."

      Ok, so my quotes are most likely not actually quotes... but they are close enough.

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    99. Re:I have a theory... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      if a theory has to be falsifiable, then String Theory (and variants) aren't theories either,

      No arguments there. I'm still waiting for something testable.

      neither is much of neodarwinism, for example the claim of "random" mutation.

      That stuff is testable via experimentation on bacteria - you can use penicillin to breed PCN resistant bacteria.

      If we could ever completely simulate something like a bacterium down to the molecular level, we could answer a lot of these questions, I think.

      We don't have to nail things down precisely, just be better than the next guy and make useful predictions.

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    100. Re:I have a theory... by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      "Nobody has ever presented a valid argument for intelligent design"

      By definition there can be no logical argument based on evidence for a supernatural event. "supernatural" means outside of the realm of observation. There can not be evidence for or against.

      For example let me make a claim: "I created the universe five minutes ago." I doubt many people believe me but I'll give you a beer if you can prove me wrong. (hint: Your memory or yesterday and your collection of 78RPM records is part of the universe that I created so don't use those as proof.)

    101. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not any more than we Wiccans, who believe in all of those thousands of entrants and the ones in every other world culture along with them. ;)

      3 entrances are enough for any woman.

    102. Re:I have a theory... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      ID advocates equivocate not necessarily by disparaging the theory of evolution for being a mere "theory," but by calling ID itself a theory and putting it on seemingly equal footing with ToE. Creationists use the word "theory" to denigrate evolution, to create a false impression of uncertainty. IDers use the word "theory" to elevate Intelligent Design and create a false impression of scientific credibility. Same basic trick, same basic fallacy.

      I don't know if it's necessarily a "trick" or a "fallacy." Saying "it's just a theory" is just another way of saying "there's not enough proof to compel belief." They're not trying to imply that it's taken less seriously by the scientific community than other theories, just that they have reason to believe something else, and the evidence doesn't exist of such a nature that would "invalidate" their belief.

      In this day and age, I think "it's just a theory" is a useful reminder, equally applicable to all areas of science, given a populous who increasingly treats scientific theories as if they were divine dictates handed down from a priesthood.
    103. Re:I have a theory... by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      It's besides the point, but I don't think we do. Systems thought to be non-functional in the past, such as the appendix, have long since been found to be otherwise. I'm a male, I have nipples, tell me what their function is. I also have a tail bone, why? I also have hairy arms and legs, but not enough hair to actually protect me from the elements, what good is that?

      The point of Irreducible Complexity is to attempt to prove that there are systems which could not have had a function at an evolutionary step before some critical point, and therefore the existence of those systems are incompatible with the neodarwinian theory. While it is an exceedingly difficult thing to prove, it is at least strongly suggestive, and in my mind puts the burden of proof on the neodarwinists to offer evidence that such systems in fact evolve "blindly" rather than with some "end in view," so to speak. So Irreducibly Complexity puts forward a hypothesis, but no means to test if it is accurate or not, which happens to predict the exact same outcomes as Evolution theory predicts, then requires Evolution theory to disprove it, basically prove a negative? Gee, Its amazing that it's not taken seriously by the scientific community.
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    104. Re:I have a theory... by sitarah · · Score: 1

      No, it's a demon. A dancing demon. No, wait.. something isn't right there.

    105. Re:I have a theory... by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Belief in any god pretty much qualifies you as a lunatic. You guys just like spreading your lunacy around a little.

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    106. Re:I have a theory... by lillevi · · Score: 1

      Not that I buy it, but the Kalam Cosmological Argument argues for an intelligent designer without refuting evolution.

    107. Re:I have a theory... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      the {theory|fraud} of intelligent design is evolving....

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    108. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouch. -1 dont-mention-abiogenesis

    109. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      :) No worries... I didn't expect you to have one anyway...

      I was just making a weak pun on how homeopathic medicines are 1e-35 % solutions in water of some chemical :)

      Cheers!

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    110. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      Belief in any god pretty much qualifies you as a lunatic I'll bite...Atheist as I am, I still think that is an unfair statement towards people who've found a way to keep themselves happy. I used the phrase 'we hindus' because I am a hindu by birth and hinduism has two aspects to it-the religious aspect and the cultural/social aspect. Being hindu is similar to being Jewish almost. It is not a choice, it is more of a cultural identity. Regardless, seeing as we beoth don't believe in god, I leave it up to you to describe to me why belief in a god makes someone a lunatic.

      Cheers!
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    111. Re:I have a theory... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      if you want to stamp out religion you can't do it through converting the already infected.

      The Mormon Church, home of the best breeders, is losing membership.

    112. Re:I have a theory... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      For clarification, if you believe in the Christian God, Jehovah or whichever of His names you choose, you *don't* believe in any of the others. If you believe in more than one God, you *don't* believe in a Christian one at all. His words, not mine, read the book.

      God wrote a book? Certainly not the Bible, which is known to have been written by other people (it says so right in the book). What book did God write?

      Allah has a similar statement.

      Really? Sure you don't mean Muhammad? Again, I've not heard of any books written by Allah.

      I'm pretty sure Buddha doesn't much care about this God-thing, singular or plural. He has a different agenda.

      *nods* Buddha (who actually did write books, unlike any of your previously asserted authors) wasn't terribly interested in those sorts of questions. Buddhists run the gamut from polytheists to atheists, because it's largely irrelevant to Buddhism if there is or isn't a god or gods. Such questions of metaphysical trivia distract people from what's really important.

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    113. Re:I have a theory... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Saying "it's just a theory" is just another way of saying "there's not enough proof to compel belief."

      Colloquially-speaking, yes ... to the scientific mind, no. Just as words and phrases used by those of the legal persuasion don't always mean what you might expect if you're not trained in their use, the same is true in science. Creationists don't get to redefine our vocabulary any time they please just because it suits them.

      In any event, I'm afraid that you have it exactly backwards. As the GP correctly stated, the word "theory" has a specific meaning in science: it means that a particular hypothesis has sufficient experimental evidence behind it that it can be considered "true" to quantifiable degree of accuracy. I might add that many scientific theories are so well backed by available evidence that they can essentially be considered fact. To deny that is to deny reality. Do so at your own peril.

      The phrase "scientific theory" has been corrupted by antiscience, antitechnology thugs with destructive agendas. This isn't the first time in recent memory that a group has tried to hijack our language to their own ends. The media took the term "hacker" and gave it criminal connotations: likewise, the ID crowd is trying to co-opt the language used to describe the very core of science! The original hacker community isn't particularly thrilled about what happened to them, considering what "hacking" actually means (hint: it has nothing to do with anything illegal.) Trust me, scientists are not pleased with the Creationists' efforts, and more of them are starting to realize that the rest of us just may be too stupid to see through the ID scam without help.

      This abuse of the language has nothing whatsoever to do with taking those arrogant scientists down a notch. This has to do with deceit and control, under the guise of pseudo-science, and is no different that the RIAA's continual mischaracterization of "piracy". It's lies, all lies, and it makes me ill.

      The battle against this particular brand of evil must be fought until the very last Creationist has had his cerebral cortex replaced with one having reasoning ability. Until then, they are a dangerous group of people that are capable of causing great harm to the fabric of our society and our knowledge of how the Universe works. Only science can tell us that to a useful degree of certainty: fundamentalist belief systems only "explain" the nature of things if you ignore most of what is.

      The great tragedy of life on this miserable planet is that after millions of years climbing out of the muck, finally becoming able to reason, understand the world around it, and unlock true power on a meaningful scale ... there are still tiny minds rooted in ignorance who want to take all that away from us.

      To Hell with them.

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    114. Re:I have a theory... by tukkayoot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if it's necessarily a "trick" or a "fallacy." Saying "it's just a theory" is just another way of saying "there's not enough proof to compel belief."

      Well, science doesn't deal in proof, it deals in evidence ... and oftentimes, there's more than enough evidence to compel belief. After all, would we say "it's just a theory" about the theory of gravity? The evidence may not be, and will never be sufficient to compel absolute certainty, but belief should be no problem.

      They're not trying to imply that it's taken less seriously by the scientific community than other theories, just that they have reason to believe something else, and the evidence doesn't exist of such a nature that would "invalidate" their belief.

      Well, it depends on who we're talking about. As I said, "creationists" generally use a somewhat less subtle approach, more easily identifiable as logically fallacious equivocation. One minute they'll tell you "it's just a theory," and the next, invoke the second "LAW" of thermodynamics to refute evolution -- for some reason, they almost never see fit to remind us that the entire scientific model of thermodynamics (or any other well-subscribed, religiously inoffensive science) is also "just a theory."

      Intelligent Design is all about casting doubt on evolution and people who understand ID usually don't make the "just a theory" equivocation argument, but as I said, many attempt to create an impression that ID is scientific -- a genuine theory of science, just like evolution (only better, more correct!) The problem is that ID, scientifically speaking, hasn't earned the right to be called a theory, the same way the theory of evolution has. It'd be more accurate to say it's a conjecture. Those aspects of ID that haven't been effectively refuted by evidence or rational examination are sometimes impossible to produce evidence against, because of how they've defined their belief in such a way that it cannot be falsified, which is another reason (besides the dearth of supporting evidence) that it's not a valid scientific theory. ID lacks predictive power, a requisite quality for any good scientific theory. It's pretty clear now that ID hasn't been arrived at or verified through honest application of the scientific method.

      Intelligent Design could be correct. Heck, even young Earth creationism could be correct ... but neither are really worthy of being called science.

      In this day and age, I think "it's just a theory" is a useful reminder, equally applicable to all areas of science, given a populous who increasingly treats scientific theories as if they were divine dictates handed down from a priesthood.

      That's funny, because in this day and age, I'm more worried about a populace that treats divine dictates handed down from a priesthood as having more weight and credibility than well-tested scientific theories.

      The real danger lies with a scientifically illiterate public, who are unable to distinguish junk science and pseudo-science from the real thing -- or those who behave as if some kind of superstition is just as good, right and reliable as science (if it's not in fact what they consciously believe).
    115. Re:I have a theory... by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      unless the concept of fittest is defined by human intelligence in general and philosophy of some influential humans in particular.
      ... which it obviously is.
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    116. Re:I have a theory... by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about the ones who do present valid arguments for intelligent design?

      The fictional ones, you mean?

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    117. Re:I have a theory... by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      That's fine. If they want to adopt the ultimate position that "we think it was done in some supernatural way which is by definition beyond the reach of what we can know", I'm okay with that.

      But then you have to wonder exactly what the hell they think they're going to teach in schools. Or why they always try to use "science" to back themselves up. There are literally thousands of websites and books devoted to the alleged science which "proves" or at least provides "evidence" for creationism. And yet the same people who write such gibberish, and the same people who read it, will eventually, if pressed, fall back to saying "WELL GOD IS BEYOND SCIENCE!" Which is true, so why don't they shut up about it?

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    118. Re:I have a theory... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I thought it was hilarious and almost brilliant - until you threw in the overused memes. Sigh. Oh well, that's what Slashdot is all about! I think the signature move of humor on Slashdot is to use an overused meme in an inspired fashion, thus eliciting the admiration of casual and veteran readers alike. But I believe my erstwhile moderator agrees with you more than me on this one. Let me see if I might improve the final lines some.

      I've got a theory
      A theory quite eerie
      To explain impossibilities
      To clarify irrationalities
      An improbable planet perplexing people
      A seemingly insoluble situation in the stars
      I've got a theory
      It could be witches! Yes, some evil witches
      Space witches from another world
      Bloating up planets, those evil space bitches!
      Thanks to them we are imperiled
      Lo, for now the darkness gathers
      And we lack a Cotton Mathers
      To Hell's black hearth he'd drive these wretches
      Who vex this orb with their vile hexes
      Goddamn I say we really oughter
      go ahead and blame it on Potter
      But Rowling's got a deceit of lawyers
      Lined up like vultures in her foyer
      I know what we should do!
      Just as our ancestors, through and through
      We'll go ahead and blame the Jews

      Ok, any better?
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    119. Re:I have a theory... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I've got a theory, it could be witches, some evil witches, which is ridiculous because Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be other there. Dear fucking Lord. Granny Weatherwax created a planet!
    120. Re:I have a theory... by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      Wow... I mean, seriously man, wow.

      I've never heard evolution explained in the context of surviving the waking wrath of Great Cthulhu by seeing with your skin, but... uh... can I have some of what you're smoking?

    121. Re:I have a theory... by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      No, you are a product of selective breeding, not DESIGN. It is still natural selection, by definition.

      Natural: by means of nature, of which humans are a part
      Selection: selection of certain traits over other traits

      Nobody designs species, nobody ever has. They have guided their progress, influenced the process, which simply means we are another form of environmental pressure on natural selection. In other words, EVOLUTION.

      Sheesh.

    122. Re:I have a theory... by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      Survival of the fittest isn't evolution per se. It's one facet of natural selection. It's one of the forces acting upon large collections of DNA. Many many many species evolved and died out because they were not the "fittest" but they still evolved. There are plenty of factors influencing natural selection, even something like a massive extinction caused by a meteor, or a volcano, or whatever. Sometimes species thrive just because they got lucky.

      Even if humans can actually code DNA (and not just copy genes around) doesn't make it above and beyond evolution.

      Darwin didn't invent evolution. He simply described what he saw. That doesn't mean things can't change, or become more complex where speciation and DNA combination are concerned.

    123. Re:I have a theory... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Evolution is a theory that has so much evidence in its favor that the IDers are essentially nutcases who can't read or reason properly. It is the IDers that try to equivocate the position by using the common parlance flavor of the word "theory" when discussing science.

      And we learned today that some people are just so desperate they have to call the other side names. We also learned that no matter how much we think we know, we find out we actually can be wrong because evidence is looked at incorrectly (or not at all). We aren't humble enough to admit everything is still in question (despite being a theory we teach evolution as fact and refer to it like it has been proven) until we are proven wrong though. Then again, we aren't even humble enough to entertain the notion that our theories are wrong even when new evidence shows things don't make much sense anymore.

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    124. Re:I have a theory... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      In fact, Islam encourages science, and does in fact also encourage questioning and re-evaluating your beliefs; just ignore when any crazy fundie tells you otherwise. Actually, most religions encourage questioning and finding out how God's (or the gods') world works. Christianity just fools people into thinking it is religion by having so many nominal followers.

      Nationalist Islam (ie: fundamentalist attempts to create a Muslim Nation) likewise only worries people because of the sheer depths to which it will sink to murder people.
    125. Re:I have a theory... by dwarfsoft · · Score: 1

      Great! So now we have to figure out the Origin of the GOD Species... Thanks a lot!

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    126. Re:I have a theory... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      On the more flamebait side, when one of those nutjobs are lecturing in the main mall of your local university, try asking them what they think about crystal lattices- complex, beautiful geometrical structures which will form naturally, and ask if there was an intelligent designer forming the covalent bonds in your ice tray this morning.

      I guess it never crossed your mind that a Creator set in motion all physical and chemical actions/reactions/properties/laws that we experience today. We take them for granted but why are they the way they are? Why do we have the elements we have? Why is fusion/fission even possible? What is the purpose of an electron/proton/neutrino/etc.? This goes way beyond whether evolution is true or not. By the way, at one point Carl Sagan and a couple other people calculated the odds of a man evolving and they came up with 1 in 10^2,000,000,000. Borel's law of chance states that anything more than 1 in 10^50 is basically never going to happen even given enough time. That basically shows evolution doesn't work. But I'll humor you and assume evolution is real. In that case I have to wonder why did evolution only start one time. Why isn't it constantly reinventing itself to have more than a single origin of species? Put another way, obviously there are dead ends in the species tree but why do we only have 1 big family tree of species that actually panned out?

      We have been able to reverse engineer many aspects of the universe so we are coming closer to answering the what and the when but we have no freaking clue as to the why or how. Covalent and ionic bonds very well were put into existence by a Creator. I sincerely invite you to tell me some logical answer to the contrary (no Creator was involved). Before you provide your answer I will remind you to perform a mental exercise before hand. That exercise is to imagine me asking why when I see your response and to continue doing that like a small child until I am satisfied you have reached the absolute ultimate origin of why things are the way they are so we don't have to take for granted their existence anymore. You may very well surprise me and again, I sincerely would like to know the answer. We are looking for the ultimate cause for the awesome effects we are witnessing.

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    127. Re:I have a theory... by Smartcowboy · · Score: 1

      Christian are polytheist. They actually believe in three gods: the "father", the "son" and the "holy ghost". When a christian claims his religion is monotheist, it's because he talks newspeak.

    128. Re:I have a theory... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      *nods* Buddha (who actually did write books, unlike any of your previously asserted authors) Really? I've always understood it that the teachings of the Buddha were passed down orally for centuries by his followers before they were ever written down. What books did he write?

      But yeah you're right that the Buddha didn't care to speculate on the existence of god. He didn't consider it important.
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    129. Re:I have a theory... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's not belief in a god alone that qualifies someone as a lunatic. Agnostic theist's tend to be a very reasonable bunch and probably most believers would fall under that catagory. It's only when someone think that they are right without any room for disagreement that they fall into the loony bin.

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    130. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just that Douglas Adams is incompatible with Joss Whedon. When regurgitating lines from one, you can't just switch to another without a commercial break in between.

    131. Re:I have a theory... by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Belief in what? Gravitation as per current general-relativity taught in universities to physics grad students, or the simple fact that objects seem to fall towards earth as observed by human beings?

      If you are talking about general relativity, it's status as a theory is very highly regarded and has withstood many tests (hence it's promotion beyond other hypotheses) but it contains various serious problems and difficult situations that are unsolvable with the current understanding of it. In fact, the system of equations are self-referential in places i believe, and Kurt Godel showed Einstein some tricks with self-referential mathematical systems that provenly yield demonstrable contradictions, and Einstein therefore reconsidered and finally doubted his theory as a result. And a few years from now we may consider solutions that simultaneously solve the dark matter/energy issues as well, so yeah, it is "just" a theory.

      With evolution we can similarly either talk about whether it happened (this is pretty much indisputable) or how/why - a much more difficult question. It is difficult because it involves probabilistic events that are extremely difficult to simulate exactly, so people will be arguing about the possibility of all the successful combination of germline mutations happening on this planet being utterly random, for a long time to come. I , like many, am interested in that argument, particularly if people develop discrete computational power that can actually simulate a fast-forwarded small earth on all scales (planetary to nano). But our interest is overshadowed by disgust at the behavior of participants in these conversations (not you, just the typical others).

      Love the math, dump the fleshy feelings, mathematics is the only [possible] truth.

    132. Re:I have a theory... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Mmmhmm, if someone thinks that God is going to send them to hell for questioning things, they've not read the Psalms..

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    133. Re:I have a theory... by todd1000 · · Score: 1

      In fact, my parents gave some thought to the idea of procreating and the factors involved went beyond survival of the fittest. For all I know cro-magnum also thought with their big head once in a while. Doesn't this in fact make me a product of intelligent design?

      No, not in the sense of there being a "supreme being" that is guiding our "design". Yes, we now have the ability to genetically engineer things and that could be called "intelligent design", but it has nothing to do with "God". We have evolved enough to do this and I think we're making BIG mistakes.

    134. Re:I have a theory... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Consider it to be my equivalent to a religious belief.

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    135. Re:I have a theory... by dintech · · Score: 1

      I agree almost entirely with your post. The only exception is that I don't think the RIAA is misusing the term 'piracy'. I hate the *AA as much as the next guy but downloading music is piracy in the same way that downloading games and copies of windows is piracy. I'm interested to know what euphemism you would like to use.

    136. Re:I have a theory... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Nobody designs species, nobody ever has.

      If we are not 100% there, we are coming very close

    137. Re:I have a theory... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Regardless, teaching Darwin's origin of species as an infallible doctrine ignores the complexity of how humans shaped themselves and the rest of the Earth. It can even be said that religious figures "designed" humans by restricting marriage and promoting desirable traits to look for in a mate. I am well aware that this is not how Kansas board of education would like to present things. Personally I can neither proof or disproof that these individuals influenced human DNA in any other way, but the holy books certainly smuck of being written by ordinary humans seeking to preserve their contemporary culture.

      Even if humans can actually code DNA (and not just copy genes around) doesn't make it above and beyond evolution.

      We can design organisms that don't fit the concepts of evolution as it's currently understood. For example, many current genetically engineered crops are not capable of producing offsprings. And certainly coding DNA can be reasonably described as "intelligent design".

    138. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a theory about gravity... jump

    139. Re:I have a theory... by Himring · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually attended seminary and graduated. I spent a decade of my life studying philosophy and theology. I had many talented professors with degrees from Oxford, Princeton, name it. Not one ever advocated a literal six day age for the earth or creation. All were extremely careful to give ALL possible explanations including fully embracing evolution. They were also careful to say that hard science is not theology. Theology is an endeavor to understand, as best as possible, God or the concept of God. You do not even have to believe in God to study theology (some of my teachers were atheists). Theology is a relational study. It is a liberal art. Some people decide to apply the bible as hard science, but I've never known an educated theologian who did this.

      Understanding an argument means understanding the other side, and I really think you don't.

      To quote Lewis, "I was an atheist and as a former atheist I must say that you are not one. You are a god-hater, and a god-hater is not necessarily an atheist." (paraphrased)

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    140. Re:I have a theory... by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      I highly recommend watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 6, episode 7 entitled Once more, With Feeling

      Not that you will of course, because you couldn't take the time to log in and thus be notified of replies to an obvious troll, but enjoy =)

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    141. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      Right, but as an atheist, both of us have a burning desire to have logical reasons for religious beliefs (which explains the absence of religious beliefs in my case). So what is your logical reason?

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    142. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most religions encourage questioning and finding out how God's (or the gods') world works. Christianity just fools people into thinking it is religion by having so many nominal followers.

      Y'know, my problem with most atheists (disclaimer: I am myself an atheist) is that they tend to suffer the kind of blind faith in dogma that any religious person will have. They have this rationalist belief system, but the tenets of their beliefs, when you get down to it, were handed down to them by teachers, the media, scientists, etc. This blind faith manifests itself in flimsy and poorly argued defences of evolution/the big bang/whatever, usually presented with a sense of infallibility usually more characteristic of Christianity. The truth is that they have no clue why they should believe that the Earth is 5 billion years old. Same typically goes for global warming or any other heartstring issue.

      People like this, who make up a substantial fraction of atheist types, have little foundation in their beliefs and either don't realise it or are too arrogant to admit it. If someone genuinely knowledgeable about the science were to meet such a person and were feeling destructive, he or she could give a well-placed, solid kick to the person's ideological framework and watch it topple over.

      The moral of the story is that we all need to think more about how well we really know what we know. It's just sloppy to accept these ideas without thinking about them. Sure it's time-consuming to have an informed opinion, but if you're going to have an opinion, shouldn't it be reasonably informed? Accepting a dogmatic version of the rationalist worldview from a teacher or scientist is probably worse than accepting the Christian worldview from a priest.

      Anyway... I'll shut up now.
    143. Re:I have a theory... by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...

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    144. Re:I have a theory... by beyowulf · · Score: 1

      D is not science. It's an argument (against no-one) about who created the universe and/or something in it. The how of the matter is not considered.
      The 'how' of the matter is not considered, because that generally considered an advanced subject, like figuring out a working theory for FTL travel. We're just not at that point yet. Scientists don't care, since they want to know how. Well ID-ers want to know why also, but it seems to me the wrong questions are being asked. Its like if someone asked how a cup of coffee was on a table, and someone asked how that cup of coffee came to be... "I brewed it this morning" "No no no! What natural forces came into play so that this cup of coffee appeared on the table?" "Well I moved my muscles and put this coffee into the cup. Then I again moved my muscles and put some water into a pot, and lit the stove underneath it. Lastly I poured the hot water into the cup" "That sounds too much like magic."

      And worst of all, the ID-ers misquote, misread, and malign the Bible in all of their stupid shenanigans. The Bible says the Earth is round. So does NASA. The Bible says that the Earth was created in 6 distinct phases. So do most geologists, biologists, and anyone else with half a clue about science.
      Agreed.

      Only the idiot ID-ers say that the Earth was created in 144 hours, and they do so without any biblical backing. These people deserve the verbal beatdowns they get. They are stupid zealots.
      Sounds like you're thinking of those who believe in scientific creationism, not ID-ers. I'd like to think there is a difference.
    145. Re:I have a theory... by beyowulf · · Score: 1

      The word "theory" in common parlance is an unsubstantiated guess. In science, the word "theory" means hypothesis supported by a large body of evidence, where the truth value of the theory is considered very high. Evolution is a theory that has so much evidence in its favor that the IDers are essentially nutcases who can't read or reason properly. It is the IDers that try to equivocate the position by using the common parlance flavor of the word "theory" when discussing science.
      /opens can of worms

      So what about String Theory. Is that a Theory? Or is it a Hypothesis?
    146. Re:I have a theory... by utopianfiat · · Score: 1
      I guess it never crossed your mind that a Creator set in motion all physical and chemical actions/reactions/properties/laws that we experience today.
      It seems unlikely to me on a few fronts:
      1) When you say that *a* creator set in motion all physical and chemical actions/reactions/properties/laws, it would be reasonable to identify *which* creator. Yahweh? Jehovah? Allah? Shiva? Cthulhu? I challenge you to find any divine creation story that actually meets all the physical evidence our scientists have accumulated over the years. Read the creation stories and you'll find:

      6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning--the second day. (Genesis 1)

      clear contradictions to what we know is so- there is space above the sky, not water.
      2) For a creator to create the ultimate illusion of inexistence- what does it imply? First of all, how do you love something that will hide their existence from you? Or even better, the theory that God makes science 'appear' true, but he really created the world 6,000 years ago: I heard it best described as 'childish, I'm-not-touching-you on a cosmic scale'. If such a God exists, why would you even care?

      Finally, in answer to your exercise, please realize that that's not the way science works. Science doesn't get asked "why" and deliver an answer immediately- the "why" is what drives science to poke and prod and use reason to derive an answer.
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    147. Re:I have a theory... by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
      The Bible says the Earth is round. So does NASA.

      The Bible says the earth is a circle, i.e. flat. NASA says the earth is an oblate spheroid that is very very slightly fatter at the bottom. http://bible.cc/isaiah/40-22.htm http://regentsprep.org/Regents/earthsci/units/intr oduction/oblate.cfm

      The Bible says that the Earth was created in 6 distinct phases. So do most geologists, biologists, and anyone else with half a clue about science.

      What 6 phases are those? Cos i'm pretty sure most biologists would take issue with the claim that plants were created before the sun, and most cosmologists would not agree with the idea that the earth was created after space but before anything else like the stars.

      You really need to read more than just creationist propaganda in order to have an accurate understanding of what science does and doesn't say. As it stands your remarks are the equivalent of saying "science say the sun revolves around the earth". That's how totally out of whack your comments are.

      For you to say evolution hasn't kept current and has been discredited is just so totally divorced from reality it's not funny. For you're own sake open your eyes. Read something about evolution that isn't a piece of creationist propaganda. You are being lied to by people with an agenda. All these things that anti-evolutionists accuse science of, being blinkered zealots and using intellectual dishonesty to support an agenda, is just a total lie, and a total hypocrisy. I suggest you start by looking at http://talkorigins.org/origins/faqs.html

      If after seeing both sides of the story you still aren't convinced, fair enough, but don't do yourself the disservice of relying one side of the story.

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    148. Re:I have a theory... by beyowulf · · Score: 1

      While your comment is pretty spot on, the science of earth in the Bible does describe something different than what we know it to be today. Flat Earth.


      Admittedly, I only scanned the wikipedia article, but I didn't see any scriptural references.

      Additionally, in the bible, the blue we see when we look up is water, kept out by a dome over the earth. (Genesis 1:7, Genesis 8:2)


      What we do see is water. Water droplets. Or possibly a water canopy.

      The bible also contradicts itself in several places. In the first two chapters of the bible, there are two accounts of Creation. Most people only think of the first, the 6 days of creation. In the second, God makes man, then the animals, followed finally by the woman. Each creation account is supposed to tell us how we as humans relate to the world around us, and the second, also about how men and women relate to one another.


      Thats not a second creation account, that was allowing Adam to name the previously existing creation.

      In the New Testament, three of the gospels, Matthew, Mark and Luke (which are merely rewritten copies of one another), say that Simon of Cyrene carried the cross for Jesus. John explicitly denies this saying "Carrying his own cross, he went out to the place of the Skull (which in Aramaic is called Golgotha)."


      So if three different newspapers are covering the same event, and three different articles are written, are they merely rewritten copies of each other? Also, John says that Jesus went out carrying it. He didn't say he carried it all the way there. This is easy to reconcile. He started off carrying it, but the exhaustion got to him eventually, and they impressed Simon of Cyrene to carry it the rest of the way.

      Some gospels include details that other gospels do not. It depends on what the author felt was most important.

      There is no way to reconcile these differences and say that each and every word of the bible is literally and historically true.


      Of course its not going to all literally and historically true. Did the parable of the good Samaritan actually happen? No, it was a story that Jesus said to prove a point. But I would argue that more of it is literaly and historically true than you seem to believe.

      The only way these can be handled properly is to admit that the bible was never intended to be a history or science text, but instead is to be a book that is a spiritual and religious guide,


      I agree that its not supposed to be a science text, but I would argue the times where it touches upon science and history it is accurate.
    149. Re:I have a theory... by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      well that's one way to read it, ignoring the fact east and west are not places but directions. unfortunately the bible also says in a couple of places that if you go up high enough you can see all of the surface of the earth at once. Unambiguously indicating a flat object. Oh but wait, that bit must be allegorical, and any other times that happens its allegorical. And whenever there is a very tenuous convoluted way to take something out of context that appears to indicate a sphere, then its that.

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    150. Re:I have a theory... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      No, actually, we believe in one God, with three aspects;

      The Father, Creator and God of the Universe...
      The Son, send by the Father, and of Him, to do His work...
      The Spirit, that of God which pervades our existence... And I greatly simplify this.

      But it the Three that are One. Do not be deceived by the lies of those who only seek to discredit Him. His first Commandment states, "I am the Lord your God...", which is fairly clearly singular. And Christ even stated He came from 'the Father'.

      Just one God. But an easy mistake to make, thinking the three aspects are three not three parts of one.

      Kinda like you have five fingers, two hands, but one body. Not 12 bodies. Assuming you're a typical human, and haven't lost any or weren't given all of them in the first place.

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    151. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a web standards Nazi, I find it sadder that you used a non-semantic B tag instead of the valid and platform-neutral STRONG tag.

    152. Re:I have a theory... by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Use Occams razor:

      Everything came about by chance, due to a near infinite number of universes, or:

      A special creator dreamed it all up. On a whim. Somehow. And you aren't allowed to ask where the creator came from, as thats blasphemy.

      Now which seems more likely?

    153. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're thick in the midst of Buffy lines, throwing in a tired meme like Douglas Adams' 42 in a totally uninspired way is completely off-topic. I mean, what, did you see people putting up funny quotes and just decide to blather out "42" thinking that the mere mention of the number would have people spewing Mountain Dew all over their keyboards while simultaneously ejaculating in their white Fruit of the Loom briefs that their mothers bought for them? If you'd like to be on-topic, I suggest you get with the program and start quoting the right lines. Maybe then you'll earn *your* geek card.

    154. Re:I have a theory... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Allow me to get this straight - you tell me what my psychology is, then you ask me to explain myself in a way that fits that notion? Are you actually serious?

      The human mind is not entirely logical. Nor am I, in the aggregate. I simply believe, through a lifetime of experience, that religious belief is lunacy. Whether or not that's my own personal lunacy isn't really something I care about.

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    155. Re:I have a theory... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      The Bible says the earth is a circle, i.e. flat. NASA says the earth is an oblate spheroid

      Isaiah 40:22 uses the Hebrew word "chugh", which can be translated as either "circle" or "ball". A ball is not a two dimentional object, but it is, in fact, the only object that projects upon your retina as a circle when viewed from any angle. And seeing as how Isaiah penned that passage nearly 3000 years ago, I doubt he had the instruments available to him to measure that the Earth is an oblate spheroid rather than a plain ol' sphere.

      What 6 phases are those?

      1) The universe, then the Earth itself (Gen. 1:1, "heavens" - above the earth, "earth" - planet). At this phase, the earth is covered with water and a thick cloud layer. Light cannot penetrate the cloud layer (Gen. 1:2, "darkness upon the surface of the watery deep"). The cloud layer progressively thins due to natural atmospheric water cycling, eventually to the point that light can penetrate the layer (Gen. 1:3, "there came to be light"). Obviously this will cause daily visibility changes on the surface (Gen. 1:4, "division between the light and the dark").

      2) Breathable atmosphere (Gen. 1:5, "expanse", "between the waters and the waters", air between the sea and the water vapor layer).

      3) Land appears (Gen. 1:9), plants grow (Gen. 1:10).

      4) Sun, Moon, and stars are finally visible through the cloud layer. (Gen. 1:14, "luminaries"). This is probably due to the lesser abundance of water, seeing as how much of that is now in constant use in the cells of plant life and is absorbed into the ground.

      5) Fish and birds (Gen. 1:20).

      6) Land animals (Gen. 1:24), including humans (Gen. 1:26).

      It's helpful to remember that the Bible's creation account is told from the perspective of someone living on the earth for the purpose of instructing people who live on the earth. Observations that sound "out of whack" are probably due to that shift in perspective. It wasn't until the last 50 years that humans have had a perspective that didn't stay within 30,000 ft. of solid ground. Only recently did we as a group start thinking about things in a universal perspective rather than an earth-based one. Even now we have trouble convincing most people to use measurements that aren't earth-based ("weight" instead of "mass", anyone?). It should come as no surprise that ancient people told the creation story from an earth-dweller's perspective. "First the space around earth was made, then earth. Then some air. Then some plants. Then you could see stars, the moon, and the sun. Then fish and birds. Then animals. Then us. Got it? Good. Now go plant some crops so we don't all starve, k?" Nobody cared to even write it down until 3500 years ago. It just wasn't a priority.

      science say the sun revolves around the earth

      No, the earth revolves around its axis. It orbits the sun. And depending on the mathematical model you choose, anything (including the earth) can be the center of everything. It's just that the math is simplest when the earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth, and so on.

    156. Re:I have a theory... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning--the second day. (Genesis 1)

      clear contradictions to what we know is so- there is space above the sky, not water.

      You are comparing what the world was like when it was first created to what we see now. I obviously agree that there is no water above the sky but we hardly have room to say the Word of God is wrong and false because we weren't alive when the world was created. At that point in time maybe there was water above the sky or maybe the definition of what "sky" is in that Biblical quote is not the same as what we think of as the sky now. There is water vapor in the sky as we know it. The concept of water being above the sky could have something to do with water vapor being in the sky. It is arrogant of us to think that we can say that documentation on Creation is wrong just based on what we see and know today.

      2) For a creator to create the ultimate illusion of inexistence- what does it imply? First of all, how do you love something that will hide their existence from you? Or even better, the theory that God makes science 'appear' true, but he really created the world 6,000 years ago: I heard it best described as 'childish, I'm-not-touching-you on a cosmic scale'. If such a God exists, why would you even care?

      Obviously you take a cynical view of the world. I don't view God as hiding his existence from me. The mere fact the universe and its contents exist tells me he is showing his existence to us. Our earth is just the right distance from the Sun, the fact we have a compound called water allows so many things to happen on this planet it is unbelievable. The chemical and physical laws/processes that exist in this universe are beyond belief and they also happen to be beyond our 100% comprehension. You are blaming God or possibly agree with the people who consider his behavior childish? Maybe you should blame the people who have a one track mind to view scientific evidence in a way that denies that God exists in the first place. If they viewed their evidence with an open mind science wouldn't just appear true but from a believers point of view science would be true because it agrees with the Bible. They seem to purposefully view their evidence in only the ways that allow evolution to still appear true and for God to have no hand in our existence.

      Just today I was reading about how ancient sea monsters were really just examples of dinosaurs living among humans with the implication that dinosaurs didn't really live over 60 million years ago. You can easily deny that by saying those who reported seeing sea monsters were lying or exaggerating but there have been many instances of "sea monsters" being seen in the 20th century (giant squids which have now been confirmed to exist). Dinosaurs all(with a few exceptions) died out suddenly but the cause of their death wasn't a meteor but very well could have been the Great Flood. And with as much water that was on this earth at that time it is very possible that once all that settled it could produce fossil deposits that look to be millions of years old based on their subterranean depth. Some animals that exist today are some of the dinosaurs that were put into the Ark. Of course, evolutionists will say this is crazy because they need to artificially insert a few million years into earth's history in order for humans to exist. Why does our dating of fossils show ages in the millions of years? Maybe our dating mechanism is flawed but that can't be. We humans invented it and we are perfect, right? You shouldn't blame God for why our science disproves/hides his existence but instead ask just how many scientists are purposefully hiding his existence using that same evidence. Peo

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    157. Re:I have a theory... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Use Occams razor: Everything came about by chance, due to a near infinite number of universes, or: A special creator dreamed it all up. On a whim. Somehow. And you aren't allowed to ask where the creator came from, as thats blasphemy. Now which seems more likely?

      You can ask where the Creator came from but that's like asking why is a circle blue. It doesn't make any sense because the Creator (God) has always existed. God is one of the absolutes (and we all know how liberals like absolutes). You trivialize the situation with your sarcasm by stating the Creator dreamed it up on a whim. He had a reason and he had a design. Finding the "how" is what theoretical/particle physists and cosmologists have been determining for a very long time now. When they come up with the answer to how the universe was made you'll have to your as to how God did it. Don't think that w/o a Creator it is easier for us to know how (or especially why) the universe came about because we still don't know. Scientists are still searching for answers. And you ask me what is more likely with my choices being something done on accident as opposed to something done on purpose? You are joking right? Just in case you aren't, I'll pick the option that shows intent as the more likely scenario.

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    158. Re:I have a theory... by maraist · · Score: 1

      How do you know that there is not a single animal or plant that you consider wild that hasn't been in fact created by ancient humans through artificial selection and breeding that wouldn't happen in nature due to size/habitat/different mating habits? Wouldn't it be in fact an instance of intelligent design?

      To the same degree that a chemical engineer that was taught to arrange various temperature-pressure chambers to synthesize molecules. But the real question is - do you credit the Chemical Engineer with God like status? He has created a foundry that fashions minerals that would never occur naturally on this planet. Can we generalize his powers? No! He's just a pion that can't do much outside of a small set of equations that he had no part is designing. He probably can't create timeless poetry or art. He probably can't get a race car or a horse to the finish-line fastest.

      The conveyance of life to an engineer (An IDer) really is a poor spiritual analogy. All you are saying is that at least one aspect of our existance was crafted in a foundry by someone with enough knowledge to set up and or design that foundry. You can place no further moral or imperitive importance on that designer than one would of the potentially pedifilic Chemical engineer.

      Of course ID is really just a stepping stone.. If ID proponents can get people to accept this as truth, they can derive entire religions and moral imparatives based on weak logical progressions.. If God created me and had a purpose, then that purpose would have been eventually made apparent to me. And You as a preacher are currently apparent to me. So maybe I should put my faith (and hard earned tithe money) into your pockets and let you tell me what to do.. But it's probably as good a conveance of God's will as I'm ever going to see. Hell, you're ID idea is just so dum gaud impressive.

      The alternative is to sit in absolute amazement by the beauty of the cause-and-effect relationships we've thus far been laid witness to. To hunger to learn more - not just of physics, but of art, poetry, emotional complexity.. If quantum particles only bind together consistent with certain mathmatical relationships that permit only a finite range of combinations. And those combinations build at different scales into an amazing set of consistent and re-produceable patterns.. At ever higher and higher levels of organization (all again consisent).. Then why is it so hard to internalize the theory the biologically apparent life is a natural outcome.. That there was no universe without the patterns condusive to the natural sequential synthesis of life.

      If this conjecture is true - that there a multi-path evolution of energy patterns (atomic orbitals, molecular combinations, acidic geometric formations leading to protein, later RNA then still later DNA inside a complex cell factory), then any question of an over-arching engineer becomes utterly boring. Everything can be seen from first-principle (in theory - not yet in practice). Those principles define the universe, NOT the engineer, which one day may be the alien race of Proteons (seeing life on various worlds) or the Chemical engineer facturing molecules, or even the geneticists creating new species. They're not doing anything that time and conditions wouldn't have done at least once somewhere in the universe.. If we had to synthesize is ourselves, it was merely because there was a natural ineffeciency that needed to be over-come.. Either via unlikely occurances of catalists, or certain temperature-pressure-geometric requirements that are unlikely in our current bio-sphere.

      If this conjecture is true - God, be as God may, would be present only in the forming equations - not in the particulars of engineering and design.. The engineer is of no consequence (should the crafted Bee worship the bee breeder?). But with an initial rule-setting God view, what is this thing to worship? Surely all the fables ever told him "him" are primitive, false and frankly charlantanry (just as we would view

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    159. Re:I have a theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter. What can't we face if we've got mod points? We'll mod it down within a minute. It's flamebait, redundant too, minus one troll... what do we care?

      There's nothing we can't mod! Except for... bunnies.

    160. Re:I have a theory... by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I generalized to say that atheists don't believe in things without logic. In my defense, you are the first one not to fit my stereotype :(

      P.S. You are indeed heinous ;)

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    161. Re:I have a theory... by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
      Isaiah 40:22 uses the Hebrew word "chugh", which can be translated as either "circle" or "ball". A ball is not a two dimentional object, but it is, in fact, the only object that projects upon your retina as a circle when viewed from any angle. And seeing as how Isaiah penned that passage nearly 3000 years ago, I doubt he had the instruments available to him to measure that the Earth is an oblate spheroid rather than a plain ol' sphere.

      Chugh or Chuwg cannot be translated as ball. The reason people think it can is because it is one of the many misleading and intellectually dishonest pieces of "evidence" used by fundamentalist propagandists, and so gets parroted a lot by people who want to believe its true.

      http://www.searchgodsword.org/lex/heb/view.cgi?n umber=02329

      In reality, it is the word Duwr that can be translated as both.

      http://www.searchgodsword.org/lex/heb/view.cgi?n umber=01754

      Regarding the oblate spheroid bit, that was just pedantry on my part and doesn't really reflect on the validity of the passage, which is already destroyed by the fact that it claims the earth is a flat circle.

      When I said "what 6 phases are those" I was asking about the 6 phases you think that "most geologists, biologists, and anyone else with half a clue about science" would say that the biblical phases concur with.

      5) Fish and birds (Gen. 1:20).

      According to science, birds did not exist before land animals. This is just flat out false. I really love the rationalisation that the genesis account is given from the perspective of someone watching it happen from the earth. Superficially it seems to smooth out the obvious wrongness of the account. But it doesn't quite work, as with the birds / land animals thing. And according to science, sea creatures came waaay before land plants of any kind, let alone fruit bearing plants. Not so according to the bible. To say that the genesis account concurs with science is absolutely wrong.

      It wasn't until the last 50 years that humans have had a perspective that didn't stay within 30,000 ft. of solid ground. Only recently did we as a group start thinking about things in a universal perspective rather than an earth-based one ... It should come as no surprise that ancient people told the creation story from an earth-dweller's perspective.

      Well for a start off, they weren't there when it happened so God must have directly told them what happened. So it being "no surprise" is not true as God could have got them to relay the story any way he wanted.

      And that excuse doesn't change the fact that the bible is not in concordance with science. The "perspective" argument is irrelevant, because even with the change in perspective, the account is still wrong. The bible makes claims which are at odds with well established scientific fact, despite some very clever rhetorical maneuvering on the part of apologists.

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  3. They found a by vigmeister · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dyson Sphere and all the /.ers rejoiced!

    Cheers!

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    1. Re:They found a by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      no, it's a ringworld! Flee and hide, the Pak are coming back!

    2. Re:They found a by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      the Pak are coming back They were always there west of India...

      Cheers!
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    3. Re:They found a by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      No, it's orbiting a star. "That's no planet..."

    4. Re:They found a by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      You are looking for a bigger sphere, with the star inside it not outside.

      And it can't be a binary system because it is too small and have too little mass to be a star.

      Well, that could be a space-ship, with the aliens inside it. But one'd expect shuch things to be less massive, if for no other reason, jut to make it easy to get out of it into space.

    5. Re:They found a by clem · · Score: 1

      Could it be a collection of asteroids, possibly from a planet that has fragmented? It would explain why the object was so large (the asteroids drift apart) and yet the average density is so small (lots of empty space between the asteroids).

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    6. Re:They found a by mfrank · · Score: 1

      There's an idea I read about where, if you build a shell around a planet like Jupiter with a suitable radius, you'll have a very large surface area with Earth gravity. It'd be a pain to keep stable, though.

  4. Tampa Tribune by ResidntGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    This was reported in the Tampa Tribune as a small page-6 blurb under the headline "New Largest Planet Sports Squishy Surface", a conclusion drawn from a quote by a scientist saying the planet has no firm surface. I almost cried.

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    1. Re:Tampa Tribune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tampa....that's in [Florida], right?

    2. Re:Tampa Tribune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tampa....that's in [Florida], right? Well it's not in [Vagina] -- that'd be Tampon.
  5. You know what this means by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 1

    Screw the Space Odyssey diamond in jupiter, this "puffy" planet must be home to the universe's largest marshmallow!

    Somebody grab a sun and discover the graham wafer belt already.

    -Matt

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    1. Re:You know what this means by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      it IS the universes largest marshmallow! and He's pissed at the Ghostbusters for torching his little kid.

    2. Re:You know what this means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it means that Douglas Adams had it right - and there is a Magrathea

    3. Re:You know what this means by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      You keep your filthy hands off my wafer belt!

  6. Not so gravity constant by Meor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Prediction: The gravity 'constant' is not constant everywhere in the universe.

    I'm guessing it's bigger than it should be because with a lower gravity constant it isn't as dense for its mass.

    1. Re:Not so gravity constant by shawnce · · Score: 1

      Marked as a troll? WTF folks.

    2. Re:Not so gravity constant by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isaac Newton has mod points again, I guess.

    3. Re:Not so gravity constant by SpecTheIntro · · Score: 1

      Why the is the parent modded a Troll? Did I miss something?

    4. Re:Not so gravity constant by SpecTheIntro · · Score: 1

      Why the is the parent modded a Troll? Did I miss something?

      Besides my terrible grammar, I mean. I've really got to use that Preview feature more often.

    5. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The gravity 'constant' is not constant everywhere in the universe.

      All constants are bad in physics. If all tests are made in here and they allways give you same constant to describe the event with other variables, it still doesn't rule out the possibility of certain calculation that has to be taken in consideration to make formula.

      Given a very bad example, we could give a constant value to mass of water by measuring its weight in same enviroment(temperature) and decide that 1 liter of water allways weights 1kg. Making the measurents in next room in same centrally heated building would give same result, therefore it must be constant.

      All our physical expiriements have been made next to sun, how can we be sure that it doesn't send some radiotion that effects the movements of atoms? Oh yeah, we tested it radiotion levels and everything, unfortunatelly those instruments have been calibrated next to the sun.

      Just my 2 cents, debending if you want US or euros.

    6. Re:Not so gravity constant by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I go with a simpler explanation. Something is wrong/missing with our observations.

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    7. Re:Not so gravity constant by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      Really bad example, not even illustrative.

      Kilograms and other measures of mass do not depend on gravity, they depend on a referential mass of a defined size (1 liter of water, which you mention) which is balanced against the object. If we take it to another planet, move closer to the sun, change the constant of gravity, whatever else it will still be defined as 1 liter of water in mass. We can use scales in whatever gravity we are in to see how many kilograms something is by measuring one against the other and the defined constant of a kilogram doesn't change. It also won't change if we change the pressure, change the temperature, or anything else (except in how these things will affect the accuracy of the scales).

      Weight is a different measure which is dependent on gravity.

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    8. Re:Not so gravity constant by E++99 · · Score: 1

      If Issac Newton had mod points, he'd be busy modding down all the people mocking the practice of thinking about God and his role in the universe.

    9. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Really bad example, not even illustrative.
      Bad excample, I'll admit, mayby illustrative if I would have used all the terms correctly. I doubt that I could use them any better at the moment to describe the point that I was after.

      If we weight the 1 liter of water on different temperatures, we will get different weights(?)in Kg. This requering that we keep the measured object allways as 1 liter.

      My point being, we rely on defined constants to figure out astrophysics and then wonder why something doesn't fit to rules defined by getting hit by apple.

    10. Re:Not so gravity constant by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Again, wrong. Water doesn't change weight or mass with temperature. So if you fill a bottle with 1 liter of water, it will have the same weight/mass regardless of temperature. The only way your example would make sense is saying that measuring the volume of 1 kg of water changes with temperature. But again, that doesn't involve constants.

      Constants are not measurements, rather they are a number used to convert between measurements. You can remove* a constant from an equation by changing the units used by the equation. That's what Plank did.

      * By remove I mean reduce to 1

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    11. Re:Not so gravity constant by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Your understanding of weights, measures and calibration is quite shallow. It would be difficult to correct this without a much more extensive conversation than could be achieved in a web forum.

      But for starters, weights don't work like that. And radiation doesn't work like you postulate in your previous post. It's not some kind of magic cloud that flies through space granting superpowers on improbably good-looking scientists.

      The thing that affects the weight of a given amount of water is its proximity to a massive object. The formula is F=GMm/r^2. Which itself is a simplification of a more complicated formula (which also does not depend on temperature), but which happens to be quite valid over a fairly significant range of masses and distances. G, however, is not a fundamental constant. It is the slope of a plot of many, many data points.

      It would be incorrect to suggest that we have only measured the weight of objects on the earth. Or even in the solar system. Though as distance increases, there are fewer indicators we can use to make such calculations.

      Based on those observations, and other experiments, we have a pretty good idea of where we expect new effects to be found, and where we do not. It would be incorrect to assume that we know exactly correctly, since the topic is things we don't know, but if one were assigning research budgets, one would focus the research in those areas one expected to bear the most fruit, and less on the areas where one does not expect such. Out to the limiting case where something cannot be tested at all, in which case it is irrelevant whether or not it is true, and therefore getting zero funding.

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    12. Re:Not so gravity constant by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, that constant was used to calculate the mass of the planet too.

    13. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Again, wrong. Water doesn't change weight or mass with temperature. So if you fill a bottle with 1 liter of water, it will have the same weight/mass regardless of temperature.

      So it's time for me to check out my pyhics books and sue the publishers for false data. How could they get so simple excamples wrong with so easy formulas.

      Or my math teachers: The only way your example would make sense is saying that measuring the volume of 1 kg of water changes with temperature.

      If one liter(volyme) doesn't change its weight depending on the temperature, why one weight (one kg) can change its volyme(in liters)? Shouldn't those formulas be basicly same, you just adjust those to make what part of result you are looking for.

      If we are measuring the weight of one liter in different temperatures, to make correct conclusions about it's weight to my understanding we would have to change the amount of the water included in test (to be allways one liter,regardles of the tempreture). Now you are saying that the amount(volyme) doesn't really matter, it is the weight that matters what volume is required to give weight of one kilo.

    14. Re:Not so gravity constant by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      Which makes me wonder: what else is "missing from our observation"?

    15. Re:Not so gravity constant by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I go with a simpler explanation. Something is wrong/missing with our observations. Mine is even simpler. What we're seeing is Ghroth, the Harbinger.
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    16. Re:Not so gravity constant by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      You must have shaved using Occam's razor this morning.

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    17. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Your understanding of weights, measures and calibration is quite shallow. It would be difficult to correct this without a much more extensive conversation than could be achieved in a web forum.

      Considering the crowd of /., I can assure you that to comparing to experts on those fields, I'll admit that my understanding is very shallow. This will mean that I wouldn't have any knowledge about these subjects and I wouldn't easily admit that points I've tryed to make haven't any reasoning behind. In my gp, I stated that this water excample was a bad one, and should really have thought a better one before making the post. Replys tend to gasp on this excample.

      The point that I have tryed to make has been all the time that we really cannot be sure about all the universal forces that are behind our physical reasoning.

      Because of my history with bad examples, I'll give you one mayby describing my reasoning behind my bad examples:

      Lets say that you live in microwave owen. In your universe, water molecyles tend to heat up, without any measurable reasons, everything is like it is normally(microwave is allways on, sending it's radiation). When you start to build up things to measure what is happening, you logic is based on fact that this is the normal state of universe(microwave-owen).We have radioactive stuff like uranium that has certain halftimes and things that it does. What if it does these things because of microwave-like backround radiotion that is happening here constantly in same leve lall the time. How can we measure something that we have nothing to compare?

      I'm not saying that there would be any sudden significant changes to create F4-like mutations, but there is evulution to describe some certain longtime changes that have created sudden(don't hold your breath) small time mutation on species.

      It would be incorrect to suggest that we have only measured the weight of objects on the earth. Or even in the solar system.

      I'm not a member of any NASA organizations, but when have we been doing longterm fulltime studies on other galaxies. I'm currently in impression that we are at the moment studying Mars, but to my knowledge, there are no laboratories in there.

      These are just my bad examples and propably all discussion on web forums will not get us any closer to getting my point to be understood by somebody with not so shallow understanding.

    18. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If one liter(volyme) doesn't change its weight depending on the temperature, why one weight (one kg) can change its volyme(in liters)?

      If you take a liter of water and freeze it or heat it up, it changes size (a bit), but weighs the same.

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    19. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      If you take a liter of water and freeze it or heat it up, it changes size (a bit), but weighs the same.
      If the size changes(even a bit), why would that still be a liter? This get out of my understanding. Why different sizes of liter can be considered as same amount(in volyme)? If this how physics work, then how can we really measure something in planeter sizes?

      Where did it say that we would heat or freeze the same liter, we've being talking about one liter in different temperaturs. Not using the same original test sample, but using one liter of water in different temperaturs. If you heat up or freeze one liter, of course they will change the volume(a bit, in my understanding).

    20. Re:Not so gravity constant by doshell · · Score: 1

      Lets say that you live in microwave owen. In your universe, water molecyles tend to heat up, without any measurable reasons, everything is like it is normally(microwave is allways on, sending it's radiation). When you start to build up things to measure what is happening, you logic is based on fact that this is the normal state of universe(microwave-owen).We have radioactive stuff like uranium that has certain halftimes and things that it does. What if it does these things because of microwave-like backround radiotion that is happening here constantly in same leve lall the time. How can we measure something that we have nothing to compare?

      I would point out that if the whole universe is a microwave oven, it's not the job of science to know what happens when you remove the background radiation -- because you'll never be able to witness any phenomenon in its absence, and will thus be unable to test your hypothesis.

      On the other hand, if only part of the Universe is the oven (which I think is what you're aiming at), our current theories remain acceptable as long as we don't witness any phenomena happening "outside of the oven" and realise that the laws don't hold. And who knows if we'll ever never know what it is like outside the microwave.

      It's pointless to go down the "oh, but we think things happen this way, it's just that there's some hidden phenomena that constitute a better explanation and we don't know about them yet!" road, if you have no evidence to support that those phenomena do, in fact, exist. And what's better evidence than witnessing something that your current theories can't explain?

      Maybe there isn't a single explanation for how the Universe works --- maybe there are many, all of them coherent with each other, and we only know about one yet. Or maybe we are doomed to look for more exact theories forever --- Classical Mechanics was replaced by General Relativity, which is likely to be replaced with some kind of unification theory in the future, and who knows what follows?

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    21. Re:Not so gravity constant by JaWiB · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe it will weigh more, given that temperature is related to the kinetic energy of the molecules, and taking special relativity into account (E = mc^2)

    22. Re:Not so gravity constant by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Prediction: It's not really a planet, but a hollowed out construct, created by another (technologically advanced) intelligence. Sort of like a small Dyson sphere. Why anyone would want to make a small one is anyone's guess.

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    23. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If the size changes(even a bit), why would that still be a liter?

      Yeah, but if it started off as a liter, heating it up won't change the size. We're talking about the same stuff.

      Where did it say that we would heat or freeze the same liter, we've being talking about one liter in different temperaturs. Not using the same original test sample, but using one liter of water in different temperaturs.

      Well you have to use the same sample or else these things won't hold true. That's why most measurements specify standard temp and pressure.

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    24. Re:Not so gravity constant by compro01 · · Score: 1

      If you take a liter of water and freeze it or heat it up, it changes size (a bit), but weighs the same.

      but if you take a litre of ice and a litre of water, they will not weigh the same.

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    25. Re:Not so gravity constant by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Ok, you're getting confused by the terms, so lets try this:

      A quantity of water 'A' is exactly 1 liter at 20 degrees C.

      The quantity of water 'A' is 'X' grams.

      Now, if you heat 'A' up to 40 degrees C, it will still be 'X' grams
      If you cool 'A' to 10 degrees C, it will still be 'X' grams.

      At 40 degrees C, 'A' will be more than 1 liter because water is less dense at higher temperature.

      Now, density = mass / volume or, re-arranged, volume = mass / density.

      So, since the mass of 'A' stays the same, when the density decreases, the volume increases.
      Going the opposite way, at 10 degrees C, the density of water increases, so the volume decreases.

      Notice that in this example, we measured 'A' once, and used that same quantity of water throughout, that is why the mass/weight didn't change. In your thinking, you taking a different quantity of water at different temperatures, which is why the same volume had different mass/weight.

      So, in conclusion, the mass of a quantity of water doesn't change with temperature, only it's volume changes with temperature. Did that help any?

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    26. Re:Not so gravity constant by Warbothong · · Score: 1
      I agree. So many people think of space as the zooming-around-faster-than-light computer graphics they see on TV, because if they look upwards during the night then they can't see any of this exciting stuff and wouldn't know if it is going on at all. The big problem with this is that all of this stuff HAS been worked out by people looking upwards at night (although admittedly not always using their own eyes), so when people say 'Milky Way' the mental image forms of a whirling mass of stars with spiralling arms around it, whereas in reality the only thing we know about the Milky Way is that it is a rather large band of dots in the sky. Similarly extrasolar planets are not huge balls of swirling CGI gas orbiting every few seconds around a star which is incredibly close, they are extrapolated from tiny dimming, wobbling and missing areas of electromagnetic spectrum of the little dots in the sky. The idea of rethinking an accepted physical constant because a wobble or a dimming is too big to be a planet, or a missing area of electromagnetic spectrum doesn't correspond to the chemicals expected in such areas, seems rather over-the-top. In fact, the building up of ideas and theories being assumed as correct by those that come after can lead to areas of science which can seem rather ridiculous to non-scientists not because they don't understand it properly, but because they haven't spent large amounts of their lives assuming the various parts to be true. Of course here I'm talking about cold dark matter/dark energy (hmm... the limited observations we have been able to make don't fit the ideas we have been using to explain them, therefore the observations are wrong because most of the universe is invisible! LA LA LA! *sticks fingers in ears and engages in complex mathematical analysis to try and see the stuff he made up for which the only fact known about it is that it can't be seen*) and parallel universes (hmm... we can predict the probability of things happening at a quantum level but not the exact outcome, it seems the universe may be random... or maybe all of the outcomes are happening but they are invisible! LA LA LA! *sticks fingers in ears and engages in complex mathematical analysis to try and see the things he made up for hich the only fact known about them is that they can't be seen*).

      I know this will be seen by many as flamebait, and I don't have any BETTER ideas for explaining the observational data, but as a Physicist I often get annoyed at people who try to overcome glaring omissions in theories by doing the mathematical equivalent of playing Jenga with jigsaw puzzle pieces. Yes intricately fitting new observations into the tower via roundabout maths might make it a bit taller, but after a certain point it should become obvious that the wrong approach is being taken, and using the bigger pool of observations to start again with what is KNOWN might make it clearer this time that the pieces are not meant to be stacked.

    27. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If I freeze a liter of water, it doesn't change weight, though.

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    28. Re:Not so gravity constant by StrahdVZ · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you subconsciously wanted to insert a word there, ie.

      Why the .... is the parent modded a Troll? Did I miss something?"
    29. Re:Not so gravity constant by compro01 · · Score: 1

      depends on if you're referring to a constant mass or a constant volume. if you freeze a litre of water, it won't be a litre of ice, it will be larger than that, but it will maintain the same mass (though with a lower density)

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    30. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That's the fucking point. It starts as a liter, you freeze it, it still weighs the same, but it's a bit bigger.

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    31. Re:Not so gravity constant by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      That's the fucking point. It starts as a liter, you freeze it, it still weighs the same, but it's a bit bigger.

      So...it's a bit bigger. Which means that it's not a liter anymore. It may still be a kilogram, of course. but unless it has a volume equal to a cube whose side is 1/2997924580 the distance light travels in a vacuum in one second, then it's not a liter.

      Alternatively, in your reality, the liter is a variable volume.

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    32. Re:Not so gravity constant by compro01 · · Score: 1

      that should be 1/299792458000. a cube of your size is 100 litres, though still the idea i was trying to put out in the first place.

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    33. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Are you a fucking idiot? The whole point is that mass of an object doesn't vary with temperature. The liter of water at STP gets bigger or smaller with temp, but doesn't change mass.

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    34. Re:Not so gravity constant by ShadowBot · · Score: 1

      Wow!!
      It's like I'm in some alternative reality where geeks have suddenly lost all thier brain powers and gone dumb and dumber.

      First, someone makes a perfectly reasonable suggestion that it's possible that physical constants as we know them may actually only be constant in the limited space and time where we conduct our observations (Some of them may be different as little as a lightyear away from us). A statement which most physicists will gladly accept as a valid possibility, and he gets beaten down with the arguement that if a litre of water changes size it is still a litre of water!!

      How do you argue with that? It's like trying to disagree with someone who says one is equal to two! It's obvious both of you are not speaking the same language, maybe not even living in the same universe.
      And this arguement isn't brought by just one person but by a host of so calledd "geeks" who argue valiantly to prove that a litre of water my get bigger when heated (or cooled) but its still a litre of water and that's why it still weighs one kg.

      So vicious is the attack that our intrepid hypothesiser actually backs down, apologising profusely for daring to assume that if the size changes the volume changes as well!!

      Congratulations guys. You've managed to make one kid stupider.

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    35. Re:Not so gravity constant by Panzergheist · · Score: 1

      I'd think you'd be wrong about that.

      "I have a fundamental belief in the Bible as the Word of God, written by those who were inspired. I study the Bible daily." - Sir Isaac Newton

    36. Re:Not so gravity constant by Panzergheist · · Score: 1

      Oh, never mind, my dyslexia kicked in again.

    37. Re:Not so gravity constant by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      that should be 1/299792458000. a cube of your size is 100 litres, though still the idea i was trying to put out in the first place.

      No. 299792458000 is the distance in millimeters that light travels in one second. One cubic millimeter is one microliter, not one liter.

      The value I provided, 2997924580, is the distance in decimeters that light travels in a second. One cubic decimeter is one liter.

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    38. Re:Not so gravity constant by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Are you a fucking idiot? The whole point is that mass of an object doesn't vary with temperature. The liter of water at STP gets bigger or smaller with temp, but doesn't change mass.

      Well, if you pick a given blob of water, and measure it at 4C, and it is one liter in volume, and one kilogram in mass, and you then heat it to 98C, it is certainly still one kilogram in mass. But it is no longer ONE LITER. It is now slightly larger than ONE LITER (which is defined as one cubic decimeter, by the way).

      The two of you have been talking past each other for lo, these many posts.

      Nonetheless, the truth is that if you take a kilo of water and change its temp, it's still a kilo. But it has a different volume.

      Contrariwise, if you take a given volume of water (say, by putting it into an open container with a volume of one liter, and heat it up (thus allowing the excess to spill from the container, and retaining the VOLUME of water desired), the mass of THAT VOLUME will go down. Or up, depending on starting and ending temp, of course.

      Oh, and your first counter-argument (Are you a fucking idiot?) was so profoundly cogent as to awe me with your debating skill. Perhaps you'd care to enlighten us as to which institution of higher learning taught you that technique, that the rest of us may avail ourselves of the same no doubt insight-filled studies as you have embarked on.

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    39. Re:Not so gravity constant by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I probably wasn't very clear, but that's the point I was trying to make.

    40. Re:Not so gravity constant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I learned from the Ann Coulter school of debate: when someone has proven themselves incapable of actually reading what you write/hearing your argument, mockery is acceptable. When then just repeat talking points, mockery is mandatory.

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    41. Re:Not so gravity constant by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      The fundamental misunderstanding here is that constants are defined with a given pressure, temperature, etc included.

      Thus "one liter of water under these circumstances" not "one liter of H20 under any circumstances."

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    42. Re:Not so gravity constant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to interject, your knowledge of physics is making me cringe, sorry.

      Weight is dependent upon gravity.

      Mass is the "amount of stuff" an object has.

      I weigh 180 lbs on Earth. Earth is "pulling" me at ~9.8m/s towards its center. Now, if I were on the moon, the moon would be pulling at about 1/6th the force of Earth's gravity or .16 * 9.8 = 1.64 m/s. I would only weight .16 of what I would on Earth or 30lbs, because the Moon's forces, or pull, or gravity are less than Earth's.

      Mass can be calculated with scales. That is finding a relationship of "stuff" between two objects (like weights on one side, me on the other). I will have the same mass on Earth as I will on the moon.

      If you could take me and crush me into a 6 inch cube, I would still have the same mass, and the same weight on Earth. The amount of stuff in me hasn't disappeared. BUT this will change my density, since before my crushing the "stuff" within me was spread out over a larger area (my body). Before the crush -->less dense. After the crush --> more dense.

      Now temperature has no effect on an object most of the time. You could put me in an air conditioned room at 54 degrees F or sauna at over 100 degrees F and I'll still have the approximately the same mass/density/weight. However, if you throw me into a furnace, a lot of my mass will be transferred to energy and I will not long retain the same mass/density/weight.

  7. Theoretical problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    As in our theory has a problem.

    Isn't this just another in a long line of gas giants that are too young, and too close to the host stars for our theories of planetary formation?

    1. Re:Theoretical problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hmmm...that's actually a pretty decent idea. However, the star system is about the same age as our solar system, so the planet should be a similar age to ours. It should've had plenty of time to condense.

      They determined the radius using the transit method, but they also mention the planet should be ejecting atmosphere due to its proximity to the sun. I wonder if they simply aren't accounting for the gas sufficiently.

    2. Re:Theoretical problem by pln2bz · · Score: 0, Troll

      As in our theory has a problem.

      Isn't this just another in a long line of gas giants that are too young, and too close to the host stars for our theories of planetary formation?

      It also happens to be one more observation that supports the Electric Universe Theory. This planet is most likely a red dwarf that is no longer luminous. It is either on the verge of gaining its luminosity or losing it, according to EU Theory. Scientists might observe it actually light up and turn into a star. It's only 1400 light years away, so this shouldn't be too hard to actually observe if somebody's paying attention when it happens.

      It's really quite sad that people on this board do not take EU Theory more seriously. It offers a very simple explanation for all of these anomalous observations that are being made. There are no stellar or planetary anomalies left once you apply EU Theory. It absorbs all of them that we've seen so far.

      If we continue to act in a pseudo-skeptical way where all against-the-mainstream theories have *more* to prove than the mainstream, despite the fact that the mainstream theories have never truly demonstrated any real predictive power, then we will have locked ourselves into a theory that does not actually work. All evidence supporting alternative theories can always be disputed on a case-by-case basis. But this is called "explaining away the data". A true, rational evaluation of which theory is a better fit does not occur until people have read what both have to say, and attempt to prove both. Only then, after we compare the two proofs, can we say with any objectivity that one is better than another.

      In the case of the puffy planet, it is far easier to see how something like this can happen within the EU view. Gaseous planets puff out in an attempt to gather more electrical energy (when they're growing), or they lose their stellar luminosity and become categorized by us as a planet, as they lose their electrical focus.

      But, instead, a rational discussion of these concepts is pushed aside, as if there is no value in having it. It's really quite sad to observe this happening week after week after week. I highly recommend that people here fully inform themselves of what EU Theory states by reading Don Scott's "The Electric Sky". My point here will subsequently become fully self-evident. It saddens me that I cannot witness the collective intelligence of people here on Slashdot evaluating this enigmatic data within the framework of EU Theory. That conversation would be far more interesting actually, not to mention beneficial -- by contrasting and comparing the two frameworks, the bar would be raised and the conversation would by default benefit.
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    3. Re:Theoretical problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look I'm a big fan of the Electric Universe Theory too. They're one of my favorite bands, but I don't see what that has to do with this planet.

    4. Re:Theoretical problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to take it seriously, but it immediately started falling apart when I took a look at it. For example, EU counters the explanation that the sun runs on fusion (primary evidence being a 40 year old and since resolved issue with neutrino counts). Yet experiments here on earth verify that fusion should occur under the conditions found in the sun (temperature, density, nuclear bonding energies, etc). Another problem is how the sun would have gotten its supposed massive positive charge while condensing from free gas and dust...a state in which charge imbalances should sort themselves out on the large scale extremely rapidly compared to gravitational condensation, since the EM force is 10^36 times as strong.

      Then there's way a few of them make stupid claims such as astronomers and physicists don't study plasma or electromagnetics in school, which is so ridiculous I don't even know what to say. I'm just a lowly engineer, but even we got into effects central both the standard model and EU like the Lorentz force in freshmen physics class. Ad hominem is not a valid counter-argument, I admit, but it would greatly help me trust them if they tried to retain a little credibility.

      Heck, I'm not sure you're even following EU properly. From what I've studied on it, I haven't seen any proposal for a way a planet would "puff out in an attempt to gather more electrical energy." I'd love to see a diagram of the forces causing that.

      Tim Thompson, a physicist with JPL, has addressed some more of the EU claims, particularly the problems they claim with the standard model: http://www.tim-thompson.com/electric-sun.html

    5. Re:Theoretical problem by pln2bz · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, we've gotten to know ScienceApologist quite well over the past three weeks. It's become extremely apparent that Josh has been censoring EU Theory from wikipedia for the sole reason that he is concerned that people may believe it. I've spoken to Josh and he takes the view that everything that he has learned from his astrophysical textbooks is without a doubt true. When presented with actual quotes from astrophysicists who are specifically responsible for formulating theories related to supernovae explosions explaining that the materials about supernova in the textbooks are at best guesses, he really had no response but to say that their remarks were being taken out of context. Out of respect for Josh's personal life, I will not go into details, but it appears that his crusade against Electric Universe Theory on wikipedia is probably a result of his own persecution as a member of a minority group. This is extremely unfortunate, but it doesn't change the fact that he is censoring EU Theory from wikipedia, and that the public, if given the chance to decide, would prefer to know that Electric Universe Theory is not just a rock band.

      I will repeat once more that this entire situation is extremely unfortunate. You, with everybody else, will one day come to realize how it is so. But so long as you restrict your own awareness of what EU Theory states, you will unfortunately not realize that it is doing a better job of predicting our observations than the mainstream theories. That there is so much animosity and hostility about all of this is what saddens me. Science was never intended to be like sports or politics. We don't root for our home teams or vote on what reality is. Science is supposed to differ in that it is supposed to be a competition of ideas judged on the basis of the observations and theoretical predictive capabilities. That's unfortunately not the way that it's being treated today, and it makes me very sad to see it so. Predictions increasingly mean very little. On occasions when I've tried to post EU Theory predictions on Slashdot, these *predictions* have been labeled as "Troll". One is left wondering: how will we as a culture ever figure out a theory of everything if we won't even allow people to post predictions to test their theories by?

      It's truly quite sad ...

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    6. Re:Theoretical problem by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      You have many legitimate concerns about EU Theory, and I have to admit that this is good because it demonstrates that you are thinking instead of memorizing. But what saddens me is that *all* of the answers to your questions about EU Theory are available in "The Electric Sky" -- which is basically a statement of what the theory says and the qualitative evidence that supports it. I speak to people on Slashdot all the time about EU Theory, and unfortunately, most of the questions arising about it are already answered quite clearly in that text. People just refuse to read it because they've been convinced that our current theories are representative of reality. This is in spite of the fact that these current theories have horrible predictive capabilities (surprises are still far too common).

      Then there's way a few of them make stupid claims such as astronomers and physicists don't study plasma or electromagnetics in school, which is so ridiculous I don't even know what to say.

      The real issue is this: if you took a list of the fundamental challenges that EU Theorists disagree with mainstream astrophysicists on to a laboratory plasma physicist, would he agree with those fundamental challenges? Namely ...

      1. That plasma is scalable over a very large order of magnitudes. In other words, we can reproduce many observations of plasmas in space using laboratory plasma experiments here on Earth.

      2. That magnetic and electric fields are the inseparable result of electric currents (they can induce currents, yes, but are themselves the result of moving electric charges).

      3. That instantaneous charge neutralization never occurs in the real, physical world. Plasmas are not actually perfect conductors. Space plasmas will tend to be low in charge density, but high in charge mobility. Weak electric fields can and do exist inside of them.

      4. That the frozen-in-place magnetic field concept is bogus. It's originator, Alfven, preferred the term "pseudo-pedagogical", which he used to describe the concept in his Nobel Physics acceptance speech in 1970. In reality, moving magnetic fields within a plasma create electric currents.

      5. That the concept of magnetic reconnection is a farse that has never been observed. Instead, what has been observed is the release of large amounts of energy from magnetic fields in which it was previously stored. The theory of magnetic reconnection is redundant of physical laboratory plasma processes that we already understand. Magnetic field lines are nothing more than instantaneous descriptors of the magnitude and direction of a vector field. They do not "open up", "merge", "recombine", "twist", "dance" or whatever the latest popular term on space.com is.

      6. The practice of wholesale modeling of space plasmas as fluids is flawed. Gases become electrical plasmas with less than 1% ionization within the laboratory, and electrical plasmas do not respond to gravity when in the presence of even a very weak electric or magnetic field. That would tend to extremely limit the application of fluids equations for plasmas, and essentially negates the practical usefulness of any model that attempts to portray space plasmas as fluids governed primarily by gravity.

      The question is: would the laboratory plasma physicist agree with these statements that EU Theorists propose. The answer is quite certainly and undoubtedly, yes. Mainstream astrophysics has unfortunately become increasingly divorced from laboratory physics work, instead opting to substitute in invisible particles and forces to make up for their postulation that plasmas cannot do anything of importance when they transfer electrical charges.

      Tim Thompson, a physicist with JPL, has addressed some more of the EU claims, particularly the problems they claim with the standard model: http://www.tim-thompson.com/electric-sun.html

      That material was ge

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    7. Re:Theoretical problem by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      If somebody can explain how my posting is supposed to be "flamebait", that would perhaps help objective people trying to understand what to believe.

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    8. Re:Theoretical problem by NnT042 · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are my hero. :)

      I usually skim (or Ctrl-F) these astronomy articles just on the off chance that someone has started a rational EU-related discussion; as you can imagine, it doesn't happen very often. I never participate, myself, because I don't have the time or the detailed knowledge of the material to debate the point well against a crowd who largely don't care, because they're already convinced that Science has won and everyone else is just in "the fringe" and automatically discredited.
      I'm still trying to decide if the previous counts as a run-on sentence. Ah, well.

    9. Re:Theoretical problem by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I'm working on a documentary based upon Michael Moore's strategy of confrontation to reduce these sometimes complex EU-related arguments into something more palatable to the audience. If this can be pulled off well enough to bring the general public up to speed, then within this context, the actions and statements of mainstream advocates like ScienceApologist and Tim Thompson will take on a totally different meaning. It is possible to fight pseudo-skepticism, but it requires a very specific response involving interviews, case studies, philosophy of science and a healthy dose of just plain common sense. It may take several hours to fully pull it off, but it won't require massive amounts of computer graphics to do it.

      You may also appreciate this ...

      http://members.aol.com/ddrasin/zen.html

      I find this to be quite useful to understanding the Slashdot forum.

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  8. Those scientists, are they from by wiredog · · Score: 1
  9. Could a ring system make it look larger? by kawabago · · Score: 0

    That seems like the simplest explanation, but I'm not an astronomer.

  10. YAY! by Etherwalk · · Score: 2, Funny

    > "TrES-4 appears to be something of a theoretical problem," said study team member Edward Dunham, also of the Lowell Observatory. "Problems are good, though, since we learn new things by solving them."

    Dude! This guy should be an adviser to Congress. He can explain science to them.

    (And I mean that!)

    1. Re:YAY! by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Dude! This guy should be an adviser to Congress. He can explain science to them.

      (And I mean that!)

      Wouldn't Congress just become more dangerous if they understood science?
    2. Re:YAY! by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately politics is the only place where problems never get solved.

    3. Re:YAY! by Darby · · Score: 1


      Wouldn't Congress just become more dangerous if they understood science?


      More dangerous than now where they just pass laws based on the voices the bottom of the barrel of our society hear in their heads? I seriously doubt it.

  11. ohmygawd by SuperBanana · · Score: 1, Funny

    "TrES-4 is way bigger than it's supposed to be,"

    Like, and it's totally dating Pluto, ewwwww!

    What's with the valley-girl talk? "Way bigger"?

    1. Re:ohmygawd by everphilski · · Score: 1

      that's what she said

    2. Re:ohmygawd by tomshaq · · Score: 0

      First of all, no planet, no matter how 'big-boned' would date Pluto now that he is no longer a planet. They would lose all street cred. Poor Pluto used to at least get some dates when he was still considered a planet, but now he's lucky if he can hook up with a comet every now and then...

    3. Re:ohmygawd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be surfer. Get with it man.

  12. That's because it's really a.. by LordByronStyrofoam · · Score: 1

    Dyson sphere around a now-extinct star. The clouds surrounding it were exhaust gasses that result from their ion-powered generators that scavenged the energy from the star when the star was young.

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    1. Re:That's because it's really a.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they can still see the star. Wouldn't a Dyson sphere hide it?

      By the way, that Tom Waits quote was originally a Dorothy Parker quote.

    2. Re:That's because it's really a.. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      no. it's a Dyson sphere around a dead star orbiting another still-living star.

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  13. Too big! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's way too big to be a planet and since small planets are called dwarf planets, please welcome the first discovered troll planet.

    1. Re:Too big! by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      It's way too big to be a planet and since small planets are called dwarf planets, please welcome the first discovered troll planet.

      So that's where they're from. I was just blaming Digg and the public schools.

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    2. Re:Too big! by martinQblank · · Score: 1

      "It's too big to be a space station..."

    3. Re:Too big! by syousef · · Score: 1

      It's way too big to be a planet and since small planets are called dwarf planets, please welcome the first discovered troll planet.

      According to the insanely stupid definition adopted by the IAU nothing that isn't circling our sun is suppose to be called a planet or dwarf planet anymore.

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  14. Maybe a ring around the star? by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    I think there's something to what you say, but I'd say consider the tidal effects from the star, not the planet. That is, suppose this "planet" is actually just a large bulge in a ring around the star, more or less a gas giant in the process of being torn to shreds by tidal effects from the parent star. It's very close to the star, and the star is expanding, I think.

  15. Someone call the Fantastic Four by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they've spotted Galactus.

  16. If it's so damn big.... by Farfnagel · · Score: 0
    ...why did it take them so long to find it?

    Amachoors!

  17. Check their math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this one of those situations where we are going to find someone forgot to "carry the 1"?

  18. We've been visited by this puffy planet's sailors by ArcadeX · · Score: 0

    Dr. Raymond Stantz: It can't be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?! Dr. Raymond Stantz: It can't be! Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you do, Ray?! Winston Zeddemore: Oh, sh**! Dr. Raymond Stantz: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

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  19. I got it by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dark matter! Maybe dark energy! Even maybe we have to revise theories in astrophysics because we were wrong on something... sigh, why do scientists think they are right now when their forbears were wrong?

    Speaking of Astrophysics, if we can look into the sky and only see x millions of years back based off of light years, how do we know that we are not seeing the opposite side of the big bang curve? Here we are -> ( *Bang* )

    More dumb observations later.

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    1. Re:I got it by MenTaLguY · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dark matter! Maybe dark energy! Even maybe we have to revise theories in astrophysics because we were wrong on something... sigh, why do scientists think they are right now when their forbears were wrong?

      Because their theories better fit the data. When they find a place where their theories and those of their predecessors don't work (this planet may be such a case), they work on formulating more general theories based on what they already know. And when they do this, they don't start from scratch each time, but build instead on previous discovery.

      That's what science does. It progresses. It works. Would you rather we abandon the scientific method and just make up random stuff without testing it against reality? Even dark matter and dark energy aren't arbitrary: they're provisional descriptions of stuff we're actually seeing happen.

      I'm getting really sick of this "oh, we can't really ever know anything because no theory is perfect, so let's just give up on this science thing" attitude.

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    2. Re:I got it by cowscows · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why are you assuming that all these scientists think they've got it all figured out. Right there in the article summary one of the quoted scientists says that they like when things don't fit their theories, because they'll learn more by figuring it out.

      You're not being insightful, you're faking it by creating an issue that doesn't exist. Astrophysicists know as well as anybody how little they've actually figured out. All the new observational and simulation techniques that have been developed recently have raised way more questions than they've answered. I doubt you'd find a real scientist anywhere out there who'd say that we've figured out how the universe works.

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    3. Re:I got it by ajs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dark matter! Maybe dark energy! You're confusing yourself by equating dark matter and dark energy. Dark matter is one possible explanation for an observed deficiency in our understanding of gravitational effects of large scale objects. We don't know for sure that dark matter exists, but if it doesn't then there would have to be substantially odd forces at work. Dark matter is just an easy solution.

      Dark energy is a mathematical placeholder name. There is an observed force which we can measure, but which we have no tested model to explain. We call this force dark energy.

      When you say, "maybe dark energy," you demonstrate that you don't know what that phrase means. That's like saying, "maybe the solution to the problem is x!" X is just a variable name, not an answer to a question.

      Even maybe we have to revise theories in astrophysics because we were wrong on something... Which happens all the time as our ability to measure and test the universe around us expands. This is an expected consequence of having more information. Someday, we'll marvel at how little we knew "back then" (e.g. today). For now, we have some very good ideas of how the universe in our local vicinity works, but no one expects to not be surprised by something new.

      sigh, why do scientists think they are right now when their forbears were wrong? Why do you think that scientists are some alien species that don't understand basic logic? Of course astrophysics know that they have some things wrong today, but this is how we learn. We build solid ground upon which to base further ideas, and we constantly assail these ideas and their underpinnings in order to determine which parts are reliable enough to continue to bear the weight of many other theories.

      Speaking of Astrophysics, if we can look into the sky and only see x millions of years back based off of light years, That's kind of broken statement. Let's try again, shall we? We can measure distance (in ways that range from simple triangulation to measuring red-shift). We know that light travels a certain distance in a certain amount of time. We therefore know how long light from an object would have traveled in order to get to us.

      Now that's not quite "seeing x millions of years back," but it's close enough that I understand (I think) where you're going.

      how do we know that we are not seeing the opposite side of the big bang curve? What is the "big bang curve?" Do you mean, "how do we know that we're not seeing light that started out at a time before the big bang?"

      Well there are several easy reasons for that: 1) The big bang started as a singularity. You can't measure or view anything through a singularity. It's a cosmic wall through which no information can pass 2) If that were true, then the expansion of the universe would change as we looked out into deep space, and those distant objects would be moving toward us. This is not the case.

      Of course, your question (at least, as I understand it) assumes that the big bang was "preceded" by a big crunch (the universe collapsing into a singularity). That may or may not be true, and we have no way to prove that it is or isn't, since we can't extract information about what happened before the singularity.

        Here we are -> ( *Bang* )

      More dumb observations later.

    4. Re:I got it by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I understand what the theory is pertaining dark matter (stuff we can't see but must exist) and dark energy (an universal force that we really don't understand but we figure exists by what we think we see). I am sorta haphazardly amazed that people are surprised that something isn't playing by the rules that we have artificially set when we haven't gotten our tails out there and truly tested. We need to remember that we are working off a mixture of proofs and assumptions that might not be exactly like we think they are, as a chem professor pointed out in Organic 2, 12 years ago. It was her warning to us about hubris.

      On the big bang question, understanding that there are points we haven't seen yet due to the speed of light (horizon theory) and points we might never see, is it possible that we are mis-guessing ages by not understand our position to the position of the sighted object versus the position of the singularity point?

      On the logic part, scientists are humans first. I knew a guy who was very smart and excelling in his post doc, when he blew his brains out over a bad breakup over a chick. People forget perspective.

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    5. Re:I got it by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am sorta haphazardly amazed that people are surprised

      No one is surprised that I know, though I'm sure someone is. Headlines on Slashdot notwithstanding, the only general and systemic surprise when we discover something new stems from the thrill of discovery, not a violation of anyone's expectations that the universe was a well-defined and cataloged thing.

      ... that something isn't playing by the rules that we have artificially set when we haven't gotten our tails out there and truly tested.

      Well, to be fair, there's an awful lot that we can know without going to a place. For example, going to Mars resolved quite a few questions, and introduced new ones, but we knew a great deal before a rover ever touched down.

      On the big bang question, understanding that there are points we haven't seen yet due to the speed of light (horizon theory) and points we might never see, is it possible that we are mis-guessing ages by not understand our position to the position of the sighted object versus the position of the singularity point?

      Hrm... quite a few problems with that question.

      First off, we are the position of the singularity. The singularity of the big bang wasn't a firecracker in an empty room. It was all of space (and time, we think). As it expanded outward, our universe came into being as we know it. There's no place in the Universe that's the origin of the big bang, just as there's no "center" of the expansion on the surface of a sphere as it's inflated from the inside. There's a center of a sphere in 3 dimensions, but THAT center isn't actually part of the surface. Similarly, if there's a geometric center of our universe's expansion, it's not a 3-space point within our frame of reference, and thus moot when talking about distances between two points in our Universe.

      Now, on to your question: is it possible that we don't understand distances in space, and thus are mis-measuring the age of the universe? ABSOLUTELY! I'd say certainly, but being certain about uncertainty is a sticky concept. However, it's important to understand the scale of that uncertainty. We have many ways of measuring distance, and at the very least we can be pretty sure about the size of our own galaxy (on the order of 100,000 light years in diameter, depending on where you measure it). That means that light arriving to earth from the center of our galaxy is tens of thousands of years old. We might be off in our measurements, but it's very unlikely beyond reason that we'd be off by an order of magnitude, so these rough approximations are about as reliable as you're going to get.

      Now, when measuring further out, effects which we have less understanding of start to become more important. Gravitational lensing isn't a huge problem for measuring the distance to other Local Group galaxies (such as Andromeda), but it does enter into measuring the distance to distant galaxies outside of the Local Group. Again, we can be pretty sure that the distance to Andromeda is about 2.5 million light years. Now, we might be off on that, but it's very unlikely to be by an order of magnitude (e.g. while 2-3 million light years might be conceivable, it would require that many different, unrelated sorts of measurements were wrong in the same ways for it to be 100,000 or 10 million light years away). This is almost unimaginably improbable.

      When you start to talk about galactic superclusters and structures that are larger, still, then there's significant uncertainty. Is the most distant object that we can see at the "edge" of the Universe? Is there an edge at all, or does space form a continuous surface like the circumference of a circle? Are these objects 8 billion lightyears away or 15? More? Effects such as gravitational lensing and the unknown makeup of the vast cosmic distances involved make it impossible to be certain.

      On the logic part, scientists are humans first. I knew a guy who was very smart and excel

    6. Re:I got it by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

      Bravo, you have done a great job explaining what I have been trying to figure out for about a year. I understand math well enough to get some of the principle behind nth dimensional theory, which helps to work with multi-dimensional data structures (patient care stats for example) for several years. The explanation of 'the big bang' does a poor job of explaining cosmic topology to us poor laity. Most of the books, articles and 'expert opinion' for the laity state theory as fact and consensus when disagreement exist. Glossing over the hard-to-explain bits doesn't help.

      I tip my hat at you.

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    7. Re:I got it by ajs · · Score: 1

      I'm an amateur at conveying these sorts of concepts. The grand-master was Asimov. If you ever get a chance, treat yourself to some of his science essays. Many folks who enjoyed his science fiction forget that he was a professor of biochemistry who had a decent grasp of most of the hard sciences.

      Asimov on Physics, Asimov On Astronomy and some others comprise the collected versions of these essays.

    8. Re:I got it by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

      Most of the hard SF writers did/do. Niven, Asimov, etc... They also know how to write for people. Wikipedia has some great science articles, but they are written for people in the field and suffer from some incestuous language barrier. I have yelled at a friend for one of his articles, but he also was kinda of a self-centered prick in high school. (Still love you Dave and you know I am right) I have an very good grasp of both health care business law in the US and economics, but the articles over such sections read like alien speach because they are so jargon filled. This is comming from a guy who knows the jargon. Try to rewrite them and you get a whole bunch of flack about dumbing down. People need to look into writing in Plain Language.

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    9. Re:I got it by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Similarly, if there's a geometric center of our universe's expansion, it's not a 3-space point within our frame of reference, and thus moot when talking about distances between two points in our Universe. Can you elaborate on what you mean by the geometric center not being a 3-space point within our frame of reference? Is this because our frame of reference is moving with respect to any such center?
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    10. Re:I got it by ajs · · Score: 1

      Similarly, if there's a geometric center of our universe's expansion, it's not a 3-space point within our frame of reference, and thus moot when talking about distances between two points in our Universe. Can you elaborate on what you mean by the geometric center not being a 3-space point within our frame of reference? Is this because our frame of reference is moving with respect to any such center? No. Picture a sphere. The surface of the sphere is roughly analogous to our universe, except we don't know what the topology of our universe is for sure. It might be sphere-like in that travel in any direction would ultimately put you back at your starting point, but there are many possible topologies. Just stick with the sphere as an example for now.

      If you now inflate the sphere like a balloon, you get an effect like that of the expanding universe. All points on the surface of the sphere will see their neighboring points recede from them, and from any point on the sphere, an observer would think that they are at the "center" of the expansion. In reality, the geometric center of the expansion is the center of the sphere, but that point cannot be reached by traveling in any direction on the surface of the sphere, only by traveling perpendicular to the surface. If you live in the two-dimensional universe that is the surface of that sphere, then you can never reach the "center" of your universes expansion. Similarly with our universe, if there is some "center" to our universe's expansion, then it is almost certainly at a point which is not within our universe's frame of reference. We simply cannot observe that point because, long ago, our universe expanded in 4 (or more) dimensions away from that point.

      Now, that need not be the case. The universe could be a dumbbell-like 4-dimensional figure-8 where the center of expansion is at the point where the two "lobes" of the figure-8 cross over. In that case, the center of the universe's expansion would lie within our universe. However, this idea is not likely to be the case. In fact, we don't even know if there's a 4th-dimensional frame of reference in which to measure a geometric center of our universe's expansion.

      So it is fairly safe to say that the expansion of the universe has no "center". It's an approximation and simplification of quite a lot of math and theory, but it's a fair approximation.
    11. Re:I got it by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the explanation. So if I'm understanding what you're saying correctly, if we assume that the universe is shaped like a torus, for example, then there's no geometric center to a torus which exists inside the torus. Thus, it's outside of its frame of reference to all the people living in it.

      This whole > 3 dimensional thinking messes with my brain. I've always pictured the universe as just empty space unlimited in X, Y, and Z dimensions, where the boundaries of the universe is simply defined by the furthest objects and if those objects keep traveling outwards relative to the rest, the universe gets bigger.

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  20. Re:Laws of physics different elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extremely doubtful. This planet is literally in our backyard. Stars and galaxies can be observed that are much farther away and those do not "befuddle" scientists.

  21. Re:Laws of physics different elsewhere? by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

    It's possible, but that's a very extreme direction to go in at this point. There are a number of far more likely possibilities to explain this (eg. the measurements are wrong, our understanding of planetary formation and structure are wrong), no need to go rewriting the laws of physics just yet.

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  22. Re:Laws of physics different elsewhere? by Sarutobi · · Score: 1

    It really could be anything. It could be that, but it would be really surprising. It could be that its surrounded by dark matter. It could be that we underestimate the mass of its star. It could be that it's made of an exotic isotope, such as deuterium. It could be that our model is just wrong. Who know.

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  23. Allow me to specify by Brian+Cohen · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ok, it isn't the mass that is surprising, it is the volume. Larger (in mass) exoplanets have been found, sometimes they fall in to the category of Brown Dwarfs. But TrES-4 is hardly massive. According to the article, the density is .2 g/mL and the volume is 1.7 times that of Jupiter. That gives a mass of 1.7*(1.43128*10^15 km^3) * .2 g/mL = 4.866352 * 10^26 kg. Jupiters mass is 1.8986*10^27 kg. That means TrES-4's mass is only about one quarter the mass of Jupiter ((4.866352 * 10^26 kg)/ (1.8986*10^27 kg)= 0.256312651)

    1. Re:Allow me to specify by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      It's too big for its mass!

      No, it's not heavy enough for its size!

      I've got a better explanation: it's not dense enough! Wait... don't all those say the same thing?

      Thanks for the numbers, though. :)

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    2. Re:Allow me to specify by jmv · · Score: 1

      That's easy, it means it must be made of something lighter than hydrogen, like... euh... well...

    3. Re:Allow me to specify by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's not a planet, but a cloud of gas, or a loose collection of pebbles, or some other form of proto-planet.

  24. No Fatties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Perhaps we should no longer call it a planet like we don't Pluto any longer, since it doesn't fit the neat little rules.

    1. Re:No Fatties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never was. The definition states that a planet is a celestial body orbiting the Sun.

      Perhaps you should read a bit before whining...

  25. Duck! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it floats on water, then it must weigh less than a duck, which means...

    A WITCH! It's a witch!

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    1. Re:Duck! by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Saturn would also float if you put it in water.

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    2. Re:Duck! by Orleron · · Score: 1

      It turned me into a NNEWWWTT!!!!

    3. Re:Duck! by Jhan · · Score: 1

      How can you type, if you were turned into a newt?

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    4. Re:Duck! by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      How can you type, if you were turned into a newt?

      I thought that Newt Ginrich had stuff to do typing.

    5. Re:Duck! by Orleron · · Score: 2, Funny
      How can you type, if you were turned into a newt?

      I got betta

    6. Re:Duck! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      How can you type, if you were turned into a newt? Very well, thank you.
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  26. Language is a funny thing by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    TrES-4 is an apt name for the planet. If "TrES" is read as the French word "très," and the digit 4 as the English "four," the resulting phrase is close to the French "très fort" which translates to something like "very extreme(ly)."

    Keep in mind that I have next to no knowledge of French and only recognize the phrase "très fort" because of Space Ghost..."Je parle français très fort, no?"

    1. Re:Language is a funny thing by ExKoopaTroopa · · Score: 1

      Beware the pedant brigade ... Although your interpretation is correct, as a French speaker I will add that "fort" has other meanings, including indicating a person has a large build ("il est assez fort" ~= "he is quite large", but depending on the context it could mean "he is quite strong"). This would be even more appropriate, however the whole joke falls flat because in French a "four" is an oven

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    2. Re:Language is a funny thing by SighKoPath · · Score: 1

      Or if you speak Spanish, "tres" would be three. This would make the planet's name 3-4, or Negative One. It fits, since the planet is going against theory...

      Okay, so I'm really stretching this.

    3. Re:Language is a funny thing by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Okay, so I'm really stretching this. And I wasn't? =)
    4. Re:Language is a funny thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would translate it to mean "very strong" instead of "very extreme(ly)."
      Just so you know... :)

  27. I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a big boobie.

  28. I'm no astronomer but... by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    I would think the light curve that they used to calculate the density of this planet could be explained by the planet capturing ejected stellar matter, and essentially have an enormous cloud in orbit around it. We see something similar with Saturn's rings (albeit not ejected stellar gasses). The planet has an orbit of 3.5 days so it must be incredibly close to the star...close enough to grab the ejected gasses maybe?

    1. Re:I'm no astronomer but... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are seeing the spectral lines of other gases mixed in, such as methane or ammonia. You find those in gas giants but not in stars. If it was stellar matter it wouldn't have those spectral lines in it.

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    2. Re:I'm no astronomer but... by bmcage · · Score: 1

      Your explanation cannot work. If what you say would be the case, it would be observed around other hot jupiters, which it doesn't. Of course, few hot jupiters have been seen with the transiting technique, so actually most could be this big (but I wouldn't bet on it).
      I'd say, wait and see. The spectral lines should tell them more, and we can expect hundreds of planets via the transiting techniques in the coming months thanks to ESA's COROT mission.

    3. Re:I'm no astronomer but... by TopherC · · Score: 1

      IANAA but it seems quite possible that some explanation like rings or actively-growing clouds around a planet could explain this phenomena. For saturn-like rings to add much to the planet's apparent size though, they would have to be rotating at a steep angle with respect to the ecliptic plane. I can't imagine how a planet that close to its sun could get so skewed.

      Hmm, I also wonder if scientists are taking into account other heating methods of the planet -- if it's hot enough it could be as large as it pleases. And if it's so big already and so near the sun, maybe tidal motion would heat the planet further? Well I can speculate like this all day but it's no good if I can't do any quantitative studies. And I can't.

    4. Re:I'm no astronomer but... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Maybe they accidentally saw that planet in an unstable state.
      Imagine it has just collided with another large object and somehow exploded, and later gravity would bring back what haven't reached excape velocity into the expected volume.

  29. Empty Dasani and Aquafena bottle planet by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Now we know where all those bottles go. They've formed their own damn planet!

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  30. I had a dream... by cez · · Score: 1, Funny

    I had a dream that I was devouring the largest planet ever observerd...and when I woke up, MY PILLOW WAS GONE!

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  31. Its a Jupiter Brain by bradbury · · Score: 3, Informative

    No self-respecting advanced technological civilization would bury significant amounts of useful matter at the center of a planet. They would instead construct objects filled with fiber optic cables to carry large amounts of data between all of the computational nodes. The compute nodes have to be on the surface because they have to radiate away the heat they generate but the central part of the Jupiter Brain (aka Borg sphere) should have a density low enough that gravitational compression doesn't distort the one-to-many point-to-point transmission over the fibers.

    The difference between a Jupiter Brain and a Matrioshka Brain is that the center of a Jupiter Brain is not running off of a gravitationally bound and driven fusion reactor (aka "star"). Most of the energy used by the Jupiter Brain comes from the external solar energy it absorbs (though in theory it could house a number of "small" fusion reactors fueled by hydrogen or helium siphoned from the nearby star).

    Side note to the Dyson "Sphere" advocates -- classical "spheres" are impossible (you've been watching too much Star Trek) -- Dyson never used the word "sphere" and made a point of clarifying this in his response to the letters following his original paper. A better term to avoid confusion is a "Dyson shell".

    1. Re:Its a Jupiter Brain by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      Gah, I was going to post this *shakes fist*.

      How cool would it be if all these weird "hot Jupiters" we keep seeing turn out to actually be large computing structures? We could finally see what it's like to have a Vista Experience Index of 6!

  32. New Star? by Simon+la+Grue · · Score: 1

    Perhaps its a baby star. Stars dont have to just start from a gaseous cloud, I propose. No reason why a planet cant build up a significant amount of matter that its sucked off of its parent star to start the gravitational collapse that ignites its own fusion process. Just think outside the box a little bit guys.

    1. Re:New Star? by eggoeater · · Score: 1

      If the figures quoted are correct, there's no-where near enough mass.
      A planet would need ~6x Jupiter's mass to start a fusion reaction.


    2. Re:New Star? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      No, giant clouds of gas become stars because their mass make them reach a density threshold (and therefore a temperature threshold ) to initiate fusion reaction.
      In that case:
      1- There is not enough matter, it would need more than ten times the mass of that planet to reach a brown dwarf level.
      2- The density of that object is far less than expected, meaning that either there is an unexplain phenomenon that resists the normal planetray gravitational collapse, that planet is in a transitory state (it has not yet finished collapsing or it is exploding (but not because of a nuclear reaction, the radiations would have been obvious)), or there is a large mistake in the measurement (that sort of thing can always happen to anyone...).

  33. Conversion Factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are we sure NASA is reporting in inches and not centimeters?

  34. They'd Named the Planet by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Astronomers have given the planet an official name, "Puff Daddy".

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    1. Re:They'd Named the Planet by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you know they'll be changing it to something even sillier in a few years. I refuse to play this game and will call the planet by its given name, Sean Combs.

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  35. Why can't it be by razorh · · Score: 1

    made primarily of some material we are not familiar with? Some substance that has high volume and low mass? It seems to me that with the universe as large as it is, there's got to be all kinds of stuff out there we know nothing about.

    Maybe this is a stupid question, astrophysics is not my strong point.

    btw, how do they know what the mass of something that far away actually is?

    1. Re:Why can't it be by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Naturally formed aerogel?

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  36. Puffies are things of beauty to behold ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and somewhat rare . [Link may not be worksafe if you work with prudes.]

  37. great... by whopub · · Score: 1

    The obesity problem is already spreading throughout the galaxy and all you can think of are chocolate jokes...

    1. Re:great... by Bandman · · Score: 1

      mmmmm...chocolate planet of doooom....

      ~drool

    2. Re:great... by flappinbooger · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not obese, it's just big boned!

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  38. wEiRd NamE .... by zentronium · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    .... Y pOrQUe lO nOMbRaRON TreS-4?

  39. Literally? by QMO · · Score: 1

    Literally?

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    1. Re:Literally? by Knara · · Score: 1

      Well, I suppose it depends. If we say the Sun is a house and it had a REALLY big plot it was sitting on, maybe 1400 yr away would be on the back 700 or something? (don't take me too seriously, I'm just giddy from not being laid off this afternoon)

  40. Hey maybe it's heading for that planet over there. by Orleron · · Score: 1

    That's no planet... It's a space station.

  41. They're missing the point by originalnih · · Score: 0

    It's a giant alien twinkie. We are not alone.

    1. Re:They're missing the point by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 0

      Quick, someone cross the streams. We must put an end to this giant cream filled monstrosity.

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  42. Just a thought ... by Mathness · · Score: 1

    Just a thought, but couldn't it just be a planet in development? As in, its mass is still pulling it together to the final size. Or given the hot topic of asteroids destroying Earth, something similar has happend to it? Again, could all/most/some of the debri collapse back to form a (new) planet?

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  43. hmmm by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    Just because something hasn't been seen before, doesn't mean that it can't exist. Isn't science not about what we already think but learning what could be? It seems that there are many theories out there that get proven wrong every day and there seems to be a lot of hoopla whenever someone is proven wrong. Scientists should keep an open mind instead of becoming entrenched in theoretical zealotry.

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  44. Prototype? by jythie · · Score: 1

    I am picutring some super-advanced civilization who is already bored with making Dyson Shells going

    Superbeing A:hey! what would happen if we built a full sized mock-up entierly out of balsa wood!
    Superbeing B:that sounds really pointless. where did you get such a stupid idea?
    Superbeing A:I heard it in some Fump song....
    Superbeing B:Cool! I'll go grab the supervodka and the meta-Dremal!

    1. Re:Prototype? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Needs alien emoticons: ~*^*~

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  45. My theroy .... by DarthVain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I saw someone mention a perhaps it has a ring like Saturn and that is causing some false readings. I figure they have presumably run into this before and know how to discount that. I will go one step further and say perhaps the planet has a crazy amount of moons orbiting closely and/or other debris of various sizes swirling around it. This would increase its size mistakenly and decrease its density at the same time (as there would be significate amounts of space between planet and orbits (presumably).

    Anyway thats the extent of my Grade 10 Physics, so please don't be too harsh with me! :)

    In any event, how "fluffy" a center are we talking here. What defines a "Planet" from a slight congealing of gas? I say if it isn't dense enough to crush the life out of me as I try and float through on a drunken spacewalk, then I don't think it is a real planet!

    Also perhaps we are looking too hard at what it is, and not what is could be or might become. Perhaps look at processes that make up our celestial bodies. I am not sure how concrete our science is as to the creation of various kinds of planets, perhaps this is part of the short (in space/planet creation terms) phase of planet construction. The gathering of a bunch of lose material that is slowing coalescing due to gravity into a rough planetoid. If the phase if brief in galactic terms perhaps this is why we haven't seen it before. The coalescing material not having totally solidified nor compress due to significant gravity and space could account for the light density and great size. A sort of proto-planet if you will, a huge glom of material just swirling around falling in towards itself slowly, just hasn't reached the stage that is it really recognizable as a real planet yet.

    Ok now I am really just wasting work time...

    1. Re:My theroy .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! Please! It's spelled tehroy.

    2. Re:My theroy .... by Alaria+Phrozen · · Score: 1

      Let's see how my 10th grade Astronomy does. Hopefully somebody smarter will respond and we'll get some real answers!

      I doubt we've actually seen the planet. We know a lot about stars due to their parallax (how much they shift in the night sky over the course of a half-year), their relative luminosity (how bright they appear), and even a spectrum analysis to determine what the star is "burning" (which tells you the age, TrES-4 seems to be on the older side) which allows us to know pretty much everything about them -- how far away they are and a pretty good guess at their mass.

      As planets orbit their suns their small relative mass causes the sun to actually wobble. It's only been recently that we've had measuring tools sensitive enough to detect this wobble. Consequently we're only seeing the wobbles of stars over the past relatively few years, so if an orbit takes 80+ years we might not be seeing it yet (our Jupiter takes almost 12 years to orbit the sun). That's why we're getting so many reports of large planets very close to their suns (the closer to the sun, the faster the orbit and consequently the more easily observed wobble).

      Anyway, moons and rings and really should have little or no bearing on the wobble of the sun. I'd be very surprised we were looking at light variations of an object 1400 light years away. Basically we know with high confidence the mass of the sun, and based on the speed and degree of wobble we can compute the location and mass of the orbiting planet. We know how gravity works and we assume something with that much mass is a gas giant, so we can compute it's size.

      So here's where I really need help. What I don't understand is why it's befuddling. Google says the mass needed to create a star is 60x that of Jupiter, not a measily 1.7x. What's the issue? Big planets like that usually break off into two? The description in the article almost makes out like this was a binary star system and the one ate the other.

  46. Re:stupid zealot by codemaster2b · · Score: 1

    "These people deserve the verbal beatdowns they get. They are stupid zealots."

    There is no such thing as a "stupid zealot". Foolish zealot, perhaps. But calling another person a stupid zealot indicates that you are a zealot for your position. All of us are stupid at some time or other, and (hopefully) all of us are zealots at some time of other. Calling someone a name is an easy way to write them off without considering first just how similar you are to them.

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  47. No Firm Surface... by ultraexactzz · · Score: 1

    ...but Will it Blend?

    That is the question.

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    1. Re:No Firm Surface... by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      Puffy planet smoke! Whew... don't breathe this!

  48. Re:stupid zealot by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

    ...and all of us are foolish at some time or another. Your point isn't made through your attempt at semantic wit. Your point is made and should have been contained in your last sentence. Most /. posters are zealots, from what I can tell, including me. I don't shy from that fact, I am proud that there are things that I feel so strongly about. It means that I have a certain amount of passion, giving my life that much more meaning. To your parent, I submit that being fervent about something does not preclude rationality.

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  49. The numbers could be off. by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

    Our method for measuring the mass and size of distant objects may not be as accurate as we think it is.

  50. Electrons by Descalzo · · Score: 1
    No, you haven't. The first link merely shows a bubble around the electron, not the electron itself. The second link appears to be a representation of the machine detecting electrons, not a photograph of any electrons.

    So no, no you haven't, or if you have you still haven't shown us.

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    1. Re:Electrons by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Ever seen an apple? Your eye is a machine, so no, you haven't. We could just be brains hooked up to computers for all we know.

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    2. Re:Electrons by clem · · Score: 1

      To: Review committee
      Re: Specimen #560260

      Please see attached log from specimen #560260, "Fulcrum of Evil". Suggest an immediate reboot of subject's simulation.

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    3. Re:Electrons by Descalzo · · Score: 1
      While I think you make a good point (the whole "what is sight anyway" idea), I think you're wrong. I have seen an apple (I'm typing this response on one right now!), and I think everyone would agree that I've seen one. However, seeing a plaster cast of a coyote's pawprint is not the same as seeing a coyote. Seeing a computer representation of what traffic is like around San Fransisco as the cars are detected on the sensors built into the highway is not the same as being stuck in traffic in San Fransisco.

      I think the pawprint cast and the traffic representation are good analogies of what I was trying to say in my other post. Naturally, (and fortunately) I have other sources of information than my eyes to learn about the world, and it sure is nice to see plaster coyote pawprints and traffic representations to help me understand what I haven't experienced.

      I think it's safe to say that electrons are invisible. Thank goodness we have bubbles and detectors to help us understand more about their existence and behavior.

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    4. Re:Electrons by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Why should the Machines use committees? It's more of a dining-philosophers multi-threading decision-making program.

    5. Re:Electrons by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      If the cloud around the nucleus didn't exist, then electrons wouldn't exist. The fact that one can see the electron cloud means that electrons do exist.

      Second, the detector image shows the passage of electrons. Again, if electrons didn't exist, these images wouldn't exist.

      So yes, I have seen electrons. I have seen them by their clouds and presence.

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    6. Re:Electrons by Descalzo · · Score: 1

      I think you are correct. Please see this other post.

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  51. press release by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    The planet has now announced that it wants to be known as "P. Planet" instead of Puffy Planet. Future name changes may involve dropping the P because "it's getting between him and his fans."

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  52. RINGS by localroger · · Score: 1

    This is easy. We know its mass because of its orbital period and its size because it occludes its parent star. It isn't too big, it LOOKS too big. It has a highly inclined axis of rotation and an extensive ring system like Saturn.

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    1. Re:RINGS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has a highly inclined axis of rotation and an extensive ring system like Saturn.
      Yep, I think you've pulled the answer out of Uranus!

      (Anonymous, since that's such an awful joke.)
  53. I'm disappointed by TFA by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    It doesn't even mention the possibility that this planet was observed in the middle of somekind of transformation.

    Maybe it's losing mass. Maybe it's coalescing.

    As we like to say around here, "only God knows, but the Devil has a theory."

  54. Red Dwarf? by bustthebubble · · Score: 1

    Don't know a whole lot about this stuff but I wonder if the unexplained volume could be from abnormal creation. Say perhaps instead of forming through the standard "celestial disk" accretion method that I think planets are commonly considered to form through, maybe this is a long extinct, small, Red Dwarf that's been accreting matter during its dormant travels. This kind of composition difference may explain why the gravitation forces of its mass are not creating the volume that it should (maybe the red dwarf core, as opposed to something like metallic hydrogen - assumes gas giant -, would instigate some strange EM afffects that are limiting gravitational compaction?...) Don't know if this is at all plausible.

    1. Re:Red Dwarf? by largesnike · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately not: its mass is too low. I think it has to be at least 13 jupiter masses before it could be considered even a brown dwarf (let alone a red one).

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  55. look it up in Wicca pedia by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I could not resist

    This post was not intended to make fun of any religion. only to amuse and perhaps poke fun at the English language. I did not intend to offend.

    1. Re:look it up in Wicca pedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't intended to make fun of religion, wasn't informative, wasn't insightful, wasn't funny.... what was that post supposed to accomplish?

  56. Language Differences. by Irvu · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The quote from the scientists in the article are along the lines of:

    "TrES-4 appears to be something of a theoretical problem," said study team member Edward Dunham, also of the Lowell Observatory. "Problems are good, though, since we learn new things by solving them."


    While the title is "Scientists Puzzled" and emphasizes the lack of knowledge.

    Why is it that the obsession is with confusion rather than learning. At a time when many people are turning to stupidities like Intelligent Design because it claims to have "answers" perhaps some of the blame can be put on horrible reporting which seems unable to distinguish between finding new info and being "confused" "lost" or "puzzled".
    1. Re:Language Differences. by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Why is it that the obsession is with confusion rather than learning. At a time when many people are turning to stupidities like Intelligent Design because it claims to have "answers" perhaps some of the blame can be put on horrible reporting which seems unable to distinguish between finding new info and being "confused" "lost" or "puzzled". There's nothing wrong with saying that scientists are confused, perplexed, puzzled, baffled, befuddled, or any such thing in a context like this. It's perfectly true: they make some observation which doesn't jive with theoretical predictions and the natural human response to that us "huh, that's weird". The problem with folks like the ID people is just that they have difficulty sitting with unanswered questions. Calling a state of mind where you an unable to answer a question you'd like to answer "puzzled" or some such is entirely accurate - getting uncomfortable with that state and making up a bullshit answer just to relieve your anxiety is the harm.

      So yes. Scientists are puzzled by these new findings. And they find that a fun and exciting state of mind to be in, as it allows them to think and reason, theorize and experiment, and generally do all that fun sciencey stuff that they got into this business for, in the end hopefully finding an answer to the question that's puzzling them. Saying a scientist is "puzzled" by new findings is like saying a videogamer is "challenged" by a new release - that's a good thing, and it'd be a fundamental misunderstanding of the nature of gamers to think that someone saying a new game is challenging was a bad thing. Likewise, non-puzzling scientific findings are as dull as unchallenging video games. Nobody cares about the amazing finding that the sun rose this morning. Now two of them rose... that would be puzzling, interesting, and if we meet the challenge and solve the puzzle, quite rewarding.
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  57. Maybe God just like puffies... by Courageous · · Score: 2, Funny


    Maybe God just likes puffies, you know?
    We all have our fetishes. I know I do. :)

  58. Very plausibly errors in mass or size estimates by slagell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems the simplest explanation is one of the estimates or both have a large error. Measuring the mass and volume of things like this isn't easy, especially when it is so far away. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them is off by 50%. For example, they measure the mass by the effect of its gravity. This could be perturbed by another object(s) in the vicinity yet undiscovered. That seems more probably than a planet made of a compression resistant spongy material IMHO.

  59. measuring distance and time by slew · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I have to jump in here.

    Right now the distance to an "astronomically" far object is really just inferred. Most folks use the red-shift/blue-shift (so called velocity dispersion spreading of the spectral lines) vs the apparent size of a similar object in conjunction with the theory of expansion (aka Hubbel's law) that relates the apparent average red-shift to the assumed distance consistant with expansion. The distance in time is reversed from this theoretical distance using the assumption of the speed of light.

    IF some the theories that make up the basis of this chain of reasoning are shown to be not consistant with the observed universe (e.g., some of the theories of astrophysics turned out to be wrong), THEN it would be safe to say that we really didn't "know" how long light took to reach us, we were just mistaken in our estimation.

    Of course today, it is safe to say that we are currently just using a chain of reasoning based on current astrophysical theory to infer how long light took to reach us based on how far we think the object is away from us and the speed of light is constant in the universe (but it could all be proven wrong when we know more about astrophysics). But maybe that kind of equivocation doesn't make for a good headline ;^)

    As an example, we could find that quantum mechanics were somehow time dependent so that the spectral lines we are using to infer distance are somehow different in the past and hubble wasn't quite right about expansion factors and the galaxies are really as far as we thought (or maybe they are further than we thought), or perhaps the speed of light really isn't a universal constant or gravity doesn't really work the way we expect it to. Today, we can hardly explain observation about the heliopause or the pioneer anomaly and these are pretty near to us in astronomical terms...

  60. Dyson Sphere ? by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

    Maybe its not a planet at all - maybe that solar system had a binary star and the inhabitants built a dyson sphere around the second star ???

    1. Re:Dyson Sphere ? by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Unlikely, and not just because of the technology required. A Dyson sphere is unstable, and would eventually collide with the star it surrounded.

  61. Synchronized orbits? by Jeff+Carr · · Score: 1

    Don't they measure mass by the effect the planet has on the star that it orbits?

    Couldn't that be explained by a synchronized orbit of another planet/asteroid mass/collection of lost pens?

    As unlikely as it is that they are perfectly synchronized, it seems like it could be close enough over the period of time we were observing the star.

    Then again, it could be Magrathea, which is hollow if I recall correctly.

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  62. A smashed planet? by FreakerSFX · · Score: 2

    Could it be a planet that was impacted by another large body? That would account for a diffuse mass as the matter settled back into a coherent form. I really don't know how long it would take to reform but it's possible.

    It beats the hell out of some of the other stuff I've been reading here...

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  64. My theory by FernandoBR · · Score: 1

    A bit of gas + a bit of heat due the proximity of the star = simple expansion. Why could not be this the explanation? How much the uncommon proximity, who knowns what kind of gravitational cataclism can have occurred in this solar system, even the asteroids of our system are yet to be perfectly explained. Sorry the bad grammar, I used Babelfish to help me.

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  65. Yet again, Futurama has shown us the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This so-called "puffy" planet is none other than Vergon 6.

    Vergon 6 used to have a large core that was nothing but extremely dense Dark Matter. But when the DM was mined away, only a thin layer of unsupported crust was left.

    Clearly we need to follow the teachings of Fry, and mount a rescue mission to save all the animals before the planet implodes.

  66. hollow alien artifact by peter303 · · Score: 1

    That would give it a low density. Maybe a playgroup, a housing development, or a temple - its your imagination.

  67. Maybe it's glandular ? by MarkTina · · Score: 1

    It's bound to be able to get some sort of state funding to help ....

  68. would a stellar fragment core explain it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bit of a wild guess, but if the heat from the planet's star isn't enough to explain it's puffiness, maybe the planet formed around some kind of post-nova stellar fragment?

    Do stars loose enough mass in a nova/supernova that the remains could end up forming something as "small" as this planet? And if it did loose all that mass, would there be enough risidual heat stored to explain the puffiness?

    Course, if there was a stellar fragment in the area for the planet to coalesce around, wouldn't that be too much competition for the early stages of formation? (I mean if the star has to begin as a tiny slighty more dense cloud, and this planet had a ready-to-go core, wouldnt that be so much of a head start, it would end up the domanant mass in the system?) Unless of course the star also formed around a similar object.

  69. combination of young planet and proximity to star by largesnike · · Score: 1
    It says in TFA that it is star that is far more luminous than our own, that the planet is very close to the parent star, and that the star is much further along its evolutionary path.

    The planet's proximity would obviously drive up temperatures, I'm sure Jupiter would swell a bit if it was within Mercury's orbit.

    The star being more luminous would just add to surface heating of the planet.

    But it is probably the age that will be the main determinant. An F-type star ages much more quickly than a G-type star like our own. While our sun has a main-sequence life of 10 billion years, the average F-type star has only about 4 billion. Since TFA says that the star has only about a billion years left. The planet is probably only 2 to 3 billion years old (about half the age of jupiter). This means that it has retained more of its formation temperature than jupiter has.

    I think a combination of these factors will increase the size

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  70. Plasma? by meowsqueak · · Score: 1

    If the 'planet' was composed almost entirely of ionised gas particles with the same charge, then wouldn't the electrostatic repulsion be far greater than the gravitational attraction until a certain average distance between particles is achieved? Might this explain the inflated size? The electrostatic force might even be strong enough to maintain a near constant density through the entire 'planet', considering it's many orders of magnitude greater than gravity.

  71. A Roof by Multipleg · · Score: 1

    It could be a smaller, denser planet with a great big artificial roof. A planetary equivalent of a Dyson Sphere would expand the apparent volume and lower the apparent density. Maybe we should look for a chimney.

  72. Re:I have few questions. by largesnike · · Score: 1

    I would doubt that this is still under formation. The star is close to the end of its life, which means it's been around for at least a couple of billion years, whereas from most accretion theories I've heard of say that planet formation is pretty much done within 10 million years or so. So I think the system is a bit old, by a couple of orders of magnitude, to still be forming planets.

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  73. 10 sec soundbites suck by belg4mit · · Score: 1

    Although I think many people do not have a particularly strong grasp on the nuances of English,
    I suspect in cases such as this the issue is instead brevity and punchiness over specificity.

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  74. It's called: Your Mum! by master5o1 · · Score: 1

    Really... They should call it Your Mum!

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  75. collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it has an exotic proportion of light and heavy elements, like a collision of a mercury and saturn or something.

  76. See title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what was that post supposed to accomplish?

  77. Re:My theory = bovine flatulence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's elaborate on this theory. You're on the right track with the gas + heat. The source of both is the alien civilization's addiction to McZworfua burgers. Millions of grills produce a significant percentage of the heat, and source of the gas output is the digestive byproduct of vast herds of domesticated alien ruminants.

  78. CNN really nailed this story. by sholde4 · · Score: 1

    Good job checking your facts CNN. They obviously spoke with several astronomy experts before publishing this article. "New exoplanet 20 times Earth's size" And here's a little taste of the win and awesomeness contained within: "PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Scientists have discovered the universe's largest known planet, a giant ball made of mostly hydrogen that is 20 times larger than Earth and circling a star 1,400 light-years away." http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/space/08/09/exoplanet .discovery.ap/index.html

  79. No one has suggested a diet yet? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Where's Jenny Craig when you need her?

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  80. Context-sensitive advertising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else encounter an MSN shopping ad for plus-size clothing?

  81. Largest buckyball ever? by Randym · · Score: 1
    Seriously. Because of the tensile strength of the carbon bonding in buckyballs, it could resist gravitational collapse better than, say, silicon.

    Also, what's interesting to me is that puffy planets are highly correlated with fast-burning stars; I think that's a good clue right there. Perhaps, because of the faster speed of formation of these kinds of star systems, the planetoids don't sweep up as much material as a 'regular' planet, and thus don't have as dense a central core, thus leading to less gravitational load.

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  82. Watch these videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several very interesting videos on this page, but the videos titled "Creation Astronomy", in two parts, deals particularly with astronomy. Dr. Lisle talks about distant starlight, large planets, internal heat of planets, magnetic fields, galactic temperatures, etc.

    http://www.answersingenesis.org/video/ondemand/