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Microsoft Pulls Vista SP1 Update

1shooter writes "news.com reports that Microsoft is withdrawing SP1 for Vista. Nick White, Microsoft product manager blogged 'We've heard a few reports about problems customers may be experiencing as a result of KB937287,' wrote White. 'Immediately after receiving reports of this error, we made the decision to temporarily suspend automatic distribution of the update to avoid further customer impact while we investigate possible causes.'"

268 comments

  1. Amiable Caucasian by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Nice White, Microsoft product manager...

    Could some please inform Dave Chapelle of this person's name? ...and videotape his unedited response?

    1. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that's the color he'll turn when Balmer finds out he bungled Vista again. There's a couple of chairs missing from the lobby.

    2. Re:Amiable Caucasian by TWX · · Score: 1

      Nice White, Microsoft product manager...

      Could some please inform Dave Chapelle of this person's name? ...and videotape his unedited response?

      Yeah, if there is a more obvious name for inadvertently attempting to set a positive image of someone pasty then I can't think of what it would be...

      I actually wonder a little as to the actual racial makeup of this person. What if they're ultimately of Indian origin whose family immigrated through the British Empire before finally ending up with Microsoft?
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    3. Re:Amiable Caucasian by TyIzaeL · · Score: 3, Informative

      The article actually says the person's name is Nick White.

    4. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope he has a daughter named "Snow"

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    5. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      ["Nice White"] The article actually says the person's name is Nick White.

      Don't tell me, Microsoft OCR for Vista(TM)

    6. Re:Amiable Caucasian by R2.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I bet he has a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Bigus Dickus.

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    7. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      inadvertently attempting

      How exactly do you "inadvertently attempt" something? The word "attempt" implies that it's intentional - it doesn't even require success, just that you tried.

      (PS: if you were trying to make a joke, you failed.)
    8. Re:Amiable Caucasian by TWX · · Score: 1

      (PS: if you were trying to make a joke, you failed.)
      Still got your attention though, didn't I?
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    9. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      It's too bad that reality got in the way of a silly joke.

      Then again, the vagaries of Slashdot editors will always be risible.

    10. Re:Amiable Caucasian by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I call fake. I'm a Microsoft Vendor, and have access to the MS phonebook via Outlook - there is no one named Nice White in there.

    11. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Fex303 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a Microsoft Vendor, and have access to the MS phonebook via Outlook...
      While you're checking, what's Steve Ballmer's direct line? I just wanted to share some, uh, customer feedback with him.
    12. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a Mr Wall there? Is there a Mrs Wall there? Are there any Walls there? Well how does your roof stay up... huhuhuhuh

    13. Re:Amiable Caucasian by operagost · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I couldn't visit the website in your sig to find out what your beef is, but I thought you might want to know that it's the electoral college. I assume that you're also against affirmative action for non-rednecks.

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    14. Re:Amiable Caucasian by CrazyTalk · · Score: 2

      I do, but I like my job too much to give it out :-)

    15. Re:Amiable Caucasian by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      Electorial, orientate, nucular... It's all gud, according to my PHB.

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    16. Re:Amiable Caucasian by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you find it wisable when I mention my fwiend at Micwosoft, Nice White?

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    17. Re:Amiable Caucasian by DemingBuiltMyHotRod · · Score: 1
      I call fake. I'm a Microsoft Vendor, and have access to the MS phonebook via Outlook - there is no one named Nice White in there.

      There's not anyone named Nice White in the article summary either. (Or the article for that matter.)

    18. Re:Amiable Caucasian by holyspidoo · · Score: 1

      The author would have fixed the typo but windows update ran automatically to enhance his user experience while he was redacting and now his computer won't boot so he can't fix it.

    19. Re:Amiable Caucasian by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be sure to post it here anon the day before you quit. ;)

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    20. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Troll

      I hope he has a daughter named "Snow"

      Perfect couple: Snow White and a Slashdot troll :-)

    21. Re:Amiable Caucasian by holyspidoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      No lines may reach Ballmer, only chairs.

    22. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What's his wife's name?

    23. Re:Amiable Caucasian by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's his wife's name? Memowy. Memowy Weaks.
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    24. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even better--> "Introducing the daughter of Nice White: Snow"

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    25. Re:Amiable Caucasian by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "Don't tell me, Microsoft OCR for Vista(TM)"

      SP1!

    26. Re:Amiable Caucasian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed. Then I felt sorry for meself.

  2. "Nice" White? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    C'mon guys, the e isn't anywhere near the k on the keyboard!

    1. Re:"Nice" White? by e4g4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      C'mon guys, the e isn't anywhere near the k on the keyboard! Yes, but they both require a middle finger - I know my middle fingers get a little twitchy when I talk about Microsoft.
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    2. Re:"Nice" White? by mweather · · Score: 1

      My Dvorak keyboard says otherwise.

    3. Re:"Nice" White? by EricR86 · · Score: 1

      Still it's a different finger and a different row

      And yes, I'm typing using that layout, and I still think it would be a difficult typo to hit.

    4. Re:"Nice" White? by toadlife · · Score: 1

      The first letter in white, 'w', is next to the 'e'.

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    5. Re:"Nice" White? by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Nice

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    6. Re:"Nice" White? by triso · · Score: 1

      C'mon guys, the e isn't anywhere near the k on the keyboard! Yes, and most spell-checkers don't know that.
  3. What? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What happened to problems with KB938371? Their little Windows Update updater that paves the way for the SP1 update is causing big problems here where I work- I'm looking at 3 machines right now that it's refusing to install on.

    1. Re:What? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "We are sorry, but there is no support available for this product. You should better not have installed it."

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    2. Re:What? by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone isn't testing patches prior to letting them be installed on production systems? Let's all point and laugh.

    3. Re:What? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Students with automatically-installing windows updates turned on? This is tech support, we're not production anything.

    4. Re:What? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      The machines are starting to develop a survival instinct, then. Skynet is coming.

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  4. They need to think about this differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they imagine Vista to be a horrible cancer, and SP1 to be chemotheraphy, then this all seems better. Sure, it's going to make some sick and die, but for a few, it's going to be a cure for their problems. I say let it out and let people take their chances.

    1. Re:They need to think about this differently by tokul · · Score: 1

      I say let it out and let people take their chances.
      Imagine that you are one of those sick ones.
    2. Re:They need to think about this differently by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You've got it backwards mate. If Vista is a horrible cancer, then SP1 is its first metastasis.

      "I'm sorry, but the survival rate we're looking at right now is extremely low. Now we shouldn't give up hope, but I want you to know what we're facing!"

    3. Re:They need to think about this differently by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      >If they imagine Vista to be a horrible cancer, and SP1 to be chemotheraphy, then this all seems better
      What about Vista-ectomy?

    4. Re:They need to think about this differently by nickyj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Imagine you don't die, but you just suffer endless agony as you go through some good times and lots of bad times. Perhaps it would have been better to die, then at least you could have installed XP before it was gone (or some other OS).

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    5. Re:They need to think about this differently by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      I say let it out and let people take their chances.


      Imagine that you are one of those sick ones. I don't get it, I have no problem with him being one of the sick ones. ;)
  5. The irony, it burns. by Noryungi · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    The MS Product Manager for Vista is named "Nice White".

    Let me rephrase this: the ugliest, most user-unfriendly OS out there is managed by a guy named "Nice".

    Bada-Bing! Thank you, I'll be here all week. Feel free to mod me down, now.

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    1. Re:The irony, it burns. by ubannoying · · Score: 5, Informative

      What burns even more is that the MS Product Manager's real name is Nick. It was a typo.

    2. Re:The irony, it burns. by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Looks like a case of autocorrection by the MS Word spellcheck to me. ;-p

      As regards the last Vista-SP1-related-problem article, I found this that mentions said problem and how to solve it, if anyone needs that.

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    3. Re:The irony, it burns. by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's what I hate about Microsoft products. The stupid program assumes you're stupid. The stupid program forces you to do things backwards.

      Microsoft seems to design for the developmentally disabled, and does a bad job of even that. And they can't seem to learn from their horrible mistakes. Did they learn from Clippy? Hell no, now they have the stupid dog on their XP search. If you tell the damned thing to gho away it comes back the next time you do a search. Yeah, I could probably google for a hack to fix it but damn it, I shouldn't have to.

      Linux never does that shit to me.

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    4. Re:The irony, it burns. by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

      You can tell it off without a hack. There's an option in the search to get rid of the dog, and it doesn't come back. Anyway, they did away with it completely in Vista IIRC

      (Full disclosure: my primary machine is an Ubuntu box)

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    5. Re:The irony, it burns. by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

      'Let me rephrase this: the ugliest, most user-unfriendly OS out there is managed by a guy named "Nice".'

      More irony. IIRC*, Vista's default theme is black?
      "Nice White, manager of a mean, black product, recently stated that.. "

      *Mercifully, I do not encounter Vista machines very often

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    6. Re:The irony, it burns. by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Yeah, I could probably google for a hack to fix it but damn it, I shouldn't have to.
      Linux never does that shit to me."

      So true. I've been using Lx since approximately Mandrake 5.1 (ask your dad), and have never had to, um, google up a fix for anything. Nope. Not once. Except of course 3-5 times a week.

      NB: it's well worth it to me.

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    7. Re:The irony, it burns. by thrash242 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's completely true and I 100% agree, but you have to consider how utterly computer illiterate so many people are to understand why Microsoft products are so dominant. Many people are stupid when it comes to computers.

      Oh, and you can turn Clippy off.

      Vista doesn't even have the dumb thing.

    8. Re:The irony, it burns. by framauro13 · · Score: 1

      Jeez... I know its traditional slashdot etiquette to not RTFA, but at least read the summary.

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    9. Re:The irony, it burns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REALLY? I thought his name was actually Nice White...

    10. Re:The irony, it burns. by BUL2294 · · Score: 1

      That's what I hate about Microsoft products. The stupid program assumes you're stupid.
      This is why, at home, I still use WordPerfect and not Word. I don't need a program that changes fonts, text, formatting, tabs, etc. when I don't want it to and least expect that it will... God, I hate Word!
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    11. Re:The irony, it burns. by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      """More irony. IIRC*, Vista's default theme is black?"""

      Well actually, it's black when the window is full screen some other pastel transparent color when not for the windows and iirc black for the taskbar.

      I only remember it because i remember saying what the fuck after noticing something weird and then realizing the window just changed colors because i maximised it

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    12. Re:The irony, it burns. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I've seen the option to get rid of the dog, but the next time I search, the damned thing's back. But wow, Buy Vista! Now without the stupid search dog!

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    13. Re:The irony, it burns. by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1

      Hate to point this out but Microsoft's average user is stupid. They need to make that assumption. They didn't get where they are assuming the user was smart, or cared. Hey, maybe that's Linux's problem - we assume the user has half a brain.

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    14. Re:The irony, it burns. by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ask your dad

      My dad's 76 years old and never used a computer in his life. My first computer was a Timex/Sinclair 1000 I bought when I was about 30, around the time the IBM PC came out.

      I've been using Mandrake/iva since eight point something, and yes I've googled, and asked slashdotters, but that's the price of Linux. If I can't get decent documentation and ease of use, what's the point in spending all that money?

      DOS came on one floppy, and its manual was an inch and a half thick. Windows comes on a CD and its manual (if you can call it that) is about thirty pages IIRC.

      If I bought Mandriva at a store (If I could I would but I can't find it for sale anywhere) I wouldn't expect to google for a fix then, either. If it wasn't in a manual I'd call their tech support, and bitch about the shitty manual while I was on the line with them.

      All software sucks, all software has always sucked, but it shouldn't. Maybe sometime in the future it won't.

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    15. Re:The irony, it burns. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      No, I expect a general purpose OS to cater to the ignorant. Everybody is ignorant about more things than they're knowledgeable about. The difference between ignorant and stupid is ignorance is curable, stupidity isn't.

      When I say they cater to the stupid, I mean the mentally disabled. They should cater to the ignorant person of average intelligence and expect the mentally handicapped to have someone help them to use it. They have different versions; Professional, Home, etc, why can't they write them for the average Joe (who is by no means stupid, ignorant though he may be) and have a "Vista Special Edition" for the mentally deficient?

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    16. Re:The irony, it burns. by C+R+Johnson · · Score: 4, Funny

      For a couple of months two years ago, I was troubled by a noise that my XP laptop would make.... sometimes. Shuuck-Shuuck. Like a slow camera shutter.

      I searched my system and google in vain of finding what this was.

      Then one day I had the search window open and sitting on top of the desktop and I looked at it at just the right time. There was the answer.

      The f-----g dog scratches his ear.

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    17. Re:The irony, it burns. by Brandonski · · Score: 1

      ...Mandrake 5.1.... I've told you kids a hundred times, "GET OFF MY PORCH!"

    18. Re:The irony, it burns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I hate about Microsoft products. The stupid program assumes you're stupid. The stupid program forces you to do things backwards... If you tell the damned thing to gho away it comes back the next time you do a search.

      If you're honestly that smart, you'd have it figured out you need to click a single checkbox to turn autocorrection off forever. Then it'd really "gho" away. Instead you're spending time here ranting about bullshit.

    19. Re:The irony, it burns. by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Funny

      The f-----g dog scratches his ear.
      Maybe it would have been more obvious if he licked his balls instead.
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    20. Re:The irony, it burns. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      First, I DID check the checkbox. The dog trotted off into the horizon. The next time I opened search up, there he was. I've heard that one definition of insanity is expecting different results from the same action, so it seemed pointless to click that box again.

      Second, I'm not usinhg a dvorak keyboard. g and h are right next to each other, and I have fat fingers.

      Third, sorry about your having to be the guy who animated that dog and getting grief from me and other slashdotters about it but honestly, it sucks.

      Fourth, who said I was smart?

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    21. Re:The irony, it burns. by davidpack01 · · Score: 1

      Try the classic search registry key. http://www.pctools.com/guides/registry/detail/1067/

    22. Re:The irony, it burns. by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Saying 3-5 in a month is exaggeration, but saying 3-5 in a week is just over doing it.

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    23. Re:The irony, it burns. by westyvw · · Score: 1

      The f-----g dog scratches his ear.
      Maybe it would have been more obvious if he licked his balls instead.
      I think he wanted to, but couldn't find them, much like every other windows search.
    24. Re:The irony, it burns. by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Ah, no, Vista is blue. You can change the color of the window borders, but everything else stays blue. This awful baby blue. Everywhere. And you can't change it. Ugh. Someone please save me from the blue.

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    25. Re:The irony, it burns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... 3 to 5 times a week?

      even once a month seems excessive. Especially by now.

      And was RH4 personally.

  6. NOT SP1 by ilikepi314 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I saw this on the firehose last night and it confused me then, it should have been edited.

    The problem is not SP1, but rather an update for Windows Update/installation that is being installed in anticipation of SP1 next month. It's a required upgrade to run SP1, but it is not SP1 itself.

    1. Re:NOT SP1 by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      so...

      If you cannot install this update because MS has pulled it, how can you install SP1?
      Whether they pulled this package or directly SP1 means the same thing:

      SP1 is stopped for now.

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    2. Re:NOT SP1 by gravis777 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I totally agree. This is about an update that was released on Windows Update, and then withdrawn. SP1 has not been released yet to the end user.

      This update just installs updates, and is a PREREQUESIT to SP1. Much as you have to install the Microsoft Genuine Advantage tool in XP before you can install Internet Explorer 7.
      Slashdot really needs to start validating their sources

      http://support.microsoft.com/kb/937287

    3. Re:NOT SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Slashdot really needs to start validating their sources"

      I'd say "You must be new here" but you clearly are not new. ;-)

    4. Re:NOT SP1 by CarlinWithers · · Score: 1

      It's certainly not required. I've got two machines beside me on my desk happily installed with SP1 without the KB update. We've got a few dozen users now using SP1, and so far not a peep.

    5. Re:NOT SP1 by Rary · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you cannot install this update because MS has pulled it, how can you install SP1?

      You can't, whether you install this update or not, because SP1 has not been released yet. It's scheduled for release next month.

      SP1 is stopped for now.

      SP1 has not even started yet. This is yet another /. article seemingly about SP1 which actually isn't about SP1 becuase SP1 hasn't even been released. This is about a prerequisite to SP1.

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    6. Re:NOT SP1 by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Informative

      Read the article next time.
      The release next month is for general public, that does not mean it is not available.

      Vista SP1 is already available to subscribers to the Microsoft Developer Network but won't receive a formal public release until mid-March.

      That certainly looks to me like there were people able to install and run SP1.
      They now cannot install SP1 even if they wanted to.

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    7. Re:NOT SP1 by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this article is still not about SP1. It's about an update in anticipation of SP1.

    8. Re:NOT SP1 by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read the article next time. The release next month is for general public, that does not mean it is not available.

      Fair enough. However, all they've actually stopped is the automatic update. I'm not on a Vista machine right now so I can't confirm this, but suspending the automatic update usually means it's still available as an option, as this problem only applies to a small subset of users. So, those MSDN subscribers who are desperate to install SP1 can still do so. Plus, another poster has pointed out that it actually is possible to install SP1 without first installing this update. I haven't tried it myself, so take that with a grain of salt.

      Either way, this article is not actually about SP1, and SP1 is not available to the general public, but is still available to MSDN subscribers who really want to install it. It has not been "stopped".

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    9. Re:NOT SP1 by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Or, one might say, just as reading TFA is a prerequisite to commenting on it.

      Should be a prereq, I should say.

    10. Re:NOT SP1 by ashridah · · Score: 1

      How did you do the installation? I know the standalone download of SP1 (the multi-hundred megabyte monster that it is) automatically installs the three prerequisite updates as part of the install process.

      You may well have them without knowing it.

      As for this article, it's completely bogus. SP1 is still on schedule, and it's precisely that these updates require testing that we roll out these things in stages.

    11. Re:NOT SP1 by tokul · · Score: 1

      This update just installs updates, and is a PREREQUESIT to SP1.

      If some Windows updates are required to install SP1, then some people won't be able to install SP1. In my case I can't use Windows Update, because that f-thing fails with 80070643 error and Microsoft insist that it is related to Microsoft Office Source Engine. Office is not installed on that machine.

    12. Re:NOT SP1 by ACalcutt · · Score: 1

      Hmm...then I wonder why it is installing now...

      http://www.techidiots.net/pictures/VistaSP1.jpg/view/

      Maybe is it only being released to Volume Licensed Users? To download I had to specify that I wanted to download recomended updates, but once it did that it was avalible to me.

    13. Re:NOT SP1 by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Much as you have to install the Microsoft Genuine Advantage tool in XP before you can install Internet Explorer 7.

      You don't need WGA for IE7 anymore since months ago.

    14. Re:NOT SP1 by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      By killing the prerequisite to SP1, they are killing SP1. People are waiting for some fix, and that fix is delayed. That *is* the story: the mechanism by which SP1 is delayed.

    15. Re:NOT SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you don't need WGA to install IE7, all you had to do is wait until it was pushed out as a security update (which was a few months ago)

    16. Re:NOT SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the story at my house is that Vista is begging me to install SP1. Not a prerequisite, but actual SP1. It says "Important" and doesn't say anything about it being a beta until you actually click on the details. This is just a standard, non-MSDN/whatever version of Vista 64 Ultimate.

    17. Re:NOT SP1 by ShatteredArm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Instead of rolling out the prerequisite three weeks before SP1, they could roll it out two weeks prior. It depends on how long that fix is delayed.

    18. Re:NOT SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean a prerequisite??? I installed it this morning. It is Windows SP1. It installed in 3 separate sequences, and I noticed a quite considerable performance increase. Not released to the end-user yet....haha... get your facts straight!

    19. Re:NOT SP1 by closer2it · · Score: 1

      Much as you have to install the Microsoft Genuine Advantage tool in XP before you can install Internet Explorer 7. Not true since October

      SDL
    20. Re:NOT SP1 by Keyser_Soze_666 · · Score: 1

      I've got Vista 64 Bit ultimate and SP1 is sitting in windows update waiting for me to click install updates (the size is between 120.0 MB and 711.6 MB) Its been there for at least 12 hours. BTW I'm in Australia.

    21. Re:NOT SP1 by jaymaxSEA · · Score: 1

      The update you mention caused some minor problems with my laptop - Start Menu would not function, arrow "expanding" menu icons being replaced by numbers or garbled graphics. System is slowly recovering, but it is frustrating.

    22. Re:NOT SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no.

      I am now running Vista Ultimate 64-bit SP1.

      This morning, the update showed up in update manager, which I have set to check nightly, then downloaded and installed SP1.

      I am not on any specialized pre-release program or anything like that.

      It is absolutely not true that SP1 has not been released yet.

    23. Re:NOT SP1 by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      They now cannot install SP1 even if they wanted to.

      Actually, they can, the update is still available just not pushed automatically via Automatic Updates. Why don't you try reading the article next time? Also, for what it's worth the update installed on my computer fine, but a lot of other people on forums complained about the update causing all sorts of trouble, so it's definitely a bad update although I'm wondering why I was lucky. Maybe the x64 version is fine, but idk.
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    24. Re:NOT SP1 by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      A few days ago my Vista updated the update system ... so what this amounts to is, you're saying that a user first needs to update the update system in order to get an update that is needed to then get the update to SP1? Christ man, this thing is running amok. No wonder users are confused. (Who can get any work done anymore, we spend all day updating the updates for updating updating systems. Vista is eating itself; it seems the spaghetti mess has ballooned to unsustainable levels.)

    25. Re:NOT SP1 by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Maybe is it only being released to Volume Licensed Users? To download I had to specify that I wanted to download recomended updates, but once it did that it was avalible to me.

      Hmm...it looks like you're at 99%. I double-dog-dare you to hit the cancel button.

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  7. Not a shock... by Kev647 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Poor Microsoft...why can't they seem to get things right from the beginning? With all that money and power, they should be able to develope higher quality software. It just doesn't make sense why they wouldn't or can't.

    1. Re:Not a shock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The money goes to
        Marketing Marketing Marketing
      not
        Developers Developers Developers

    2. Re:Not a shock... by Macthorpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because you can test on ten thousand combinations of software and hardware and still hit less than 1% of the possible system configurations that exist?*

      *Numbers from my arse - you get my point, though.

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    3. Re:Not a shock... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yeah. Look you pack of yapping three inch tall dogs even blessed St. Job's stable of magic coding elves riding glowing pink unicorns can't seem to get things right half the time.

      Recent OS fix creates problems.

      Recent OS fix creates problems.

      Recent OS fix creates problems.

      Hell, just read Mac Fix it and weep (a lot of us Mac users do). Quit yer bitching.

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    4. Re:Not a shock... by Your.Master · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, because there are exactly three components to a computer system, with 3 manufacturers each, and each manufacturer has only one product at any given time.

      Honestly, if you were correct, Microsoft wouldn't ever release software that would later be recalled. Because it would be unbelievably stupid. And no, despite the joking, Microsoft is not unbelievably stupid. Neither is Apple, with its far fewer combinations and still having update errors.

    5. Re:Not a shock... by shadeyk · · Score: 1

      Two words Cowboy Coding (look it up) That's how they did it when I was there, from what I've heard ain't nuttin' changed baby!

    6. Re:Not a shock... by JM78 · · Score: 1

      With all that money and power...

      The problem is the money and power. The bigger they get the less it matters. What are corporations gonna do, turn to Linux desktop or OS X? Not gonna happen on a broad scale anytime soon (although I'm sure Vista is helping IT make Linux arguments more viable).

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    7. Re:Not a shock... by eln · · Score: 1

      Have you ever installed a computer game? I've had those fail in interesting ways because my GPU's firmware was not the version they wanted it to be, even though the card itself was "supported". You could come up with 10,000 combinations easily if you take into account different products from each manufacturer (and any given manufacturer will have multiple products out at any given time, most of which will not be 100% compatible with each other), and the different firmware versions available for each of those products. Motherboards and GPUs especially are notorious for this sort of thing.

    8. Re:Not a shock... by Macthorpe · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's entertain your ridiculous position for a moment.

      Novatech currently sell the following parts:-

      28 different AM2 motherboards.
      21 different AM2 processors.
      111 different PCI-E graphics cards.
      17 sound cards.

      So far, we have 1,109,556 different combinations of hardware you can build. That already exceeds my "10,000 combinations is less than 1% of the possible hardware and software configurations" comment.

      Bear in mind that we haven't covered:
      SATA/IDE hard drives
      DVD writers
      PCI cards of all types
      USB devices
      Anything from Intel whatsoever.

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    9. Re:Not a shock... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Informative

      What ten thousand (or let's just say "significant") combinations?

      How many different CPU manufacturers do you have?
      Three common ones - Intel, AMD and VIa.

      How many different GPU manufacturers?
      Hmm, off the top of my head? Nvidia, ATI, SiS, Intel, Matrox...

      Now, how many different chips from each? Several dozen at least.

      How many mainboard chipsets? ...

      Again, off the top of my head - Intel, Via, AMD, Nvidia, SiS, plus loads of no name Tiawanese ones I have seen in the past 2 years.

      And how many different chipsets? Intel alone has several dozen that they have released over the past 5 years....

      If you manage to extrapolate a thousand combinations out of those, without going back more than, say, 5 years (because who the heck has enough time on his hands to install Vista on a machine this old?), you have been very, very creative.

      Sorry, thats easy to do.
    10. Re:Not a shock... by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      1. Apple does not have the resources that Microsoft does, at least in the way of a development team.
      2. Your point is meaningless because we all agree that Apple's software isn't perfect; Even despite the (usually admitted) fanboism of many, not many are clueless enough to argue that Apple's software is perfect.
      3. Therefore the original point remains valid: With Microsoft's available resources, they should be able to perform the required testing to ensure quality of their software. We won't hold Microsoft up to the standard of perfection any more than we do for Apple or FOSS, but the fact remains that they are messing up a lot lately. It is acceptable for a _very_ small percentage of people to have problems with an upgrade, but for that percentage to be so high that the upgrade had to be pulled, then obviously there is a problem. If you choose to turn a blind eye to this growing quality problem related specifically to Microsoft's software, then that's fine, but there's nothing wrong for the rest of us to talk about it.

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    11. Re:Not a shock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Look you pack of yapping three inch tall dogs even blessed St. Job's stable of magic coding elves riding glowing pink unicorns can't seem to get things right half the time." Can somebody throw some damn commas in there somplace?

    12. Re:Not a shock... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      You're talking about exhaustive testing, which is well known to be impossible. You must always settle for some small finite subset. You'd like to at least have the universe of all possible tests divided into a few categories and for those categories where testing is possible and practical, make sure there's at least one test in each. I'd say MS blew it on this one. When there's a problem that affects a significant percentage of users and which was found right away just by trying to install and use the update and not do anything unusual, that does not speak well of the testing that was done.

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    13. Re:Not a shock... by Poorcku · · Score: 1

      We won't hold Microsoft up to the standard of perfection any more than we do for Apple or FOSS

      Bwahahahahah! :)

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    14. Re:Not a shock... by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      ...but does it affect a significant percentage of users? I don't recall seeing any statistics saying how many users were affected versus the numbers of people upgrading Vista to SP1.

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    15. Re:Not a shock... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      *Numbers from my arse

      Please, this is Slashdot, can't we at least be a bit more scientific about it? Don't say, "From my arse." Say, "derived by rectal extraction."

    16. Re:Not a shock... by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      Not to knock your point.. there are a lot of combinations of hardware you can make.. but the reality is, that there is a lesser number of combinations of hardware that actually interacts with the OS.. For example, in all those 28 motherboards how many different chipsets are there ? how many different Bios ? how many different types of onboard sound and video chips ? If you look at each motherboard I am sure you will find many with the exact same chipset, sound, video, and bios combination.

      I doubt the different processors, most of which the only difference is speed, have much to do with anything.. now the add on cards like sound and especially graphics cards are probably the biggest source of headaches.(graphics cards have always been a problem)

      Drives, writers, usb .. all should be based on standards.. don't see a problem there. I am sure there may be some oddballs, but for the most part they follow standards.

      The point is, there is a considerable amount of combinations, but a lesser amount of pieces of them that you need to write code to intereact with.. the fact that a certain combination of motherboard and say ram, may be unstable, has nothing to do with the OS, but more to do with crappy hardware.

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    17. Re:Not a shock... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      We won't hold Microsoft up to the standard of perfection any more than we do for Apple or FOSS, but the fact remains that they are messing up a lot lately.

      "Lately?" Perhaps in geologic terms.

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    18. Re:Not a shock... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I think it's less that 1%, but the problem is that 1% is left with a dead box and in some cases will lose their hard drive with on realistic recovery choice. My Vista laptop does not have a recovery disk, only a disk image that restores a pristine system wiping out everything (including incremental backups on the drive itself). Anyone that bought Vista online also appears to have this issue (no-DVD install), from TFA. Had I not been misled by my recovery disk into believing that I would be able to save files first (it was poorly translated - should have said you should save files first, not you can save files first), I would have booted to a Linux DVD and backed up what I could.

      Note that the system is left in a state where you can't even get into safe mode, you can't back out the changes or recover files without an external boot (e.g., DVD-boot Linux).

    19. Re:Not a shock... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Apple does not have the resources that Microsoft does, at least in the way of a development team.

      Yes, but OTOH, Apple does not have to deal with the miriad of hardware configurations that Microsoft does. Apple controls what hardware is out there to run their OS on. (And I could just hear the howls if MS annouced they were only going permit their OS on MS manufactured desktops and laptops that cost 2-3x more than the competition.)

      Then we'd all have Linux ;-)

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    20. Re:Not a shock... by AIFEX · · Score: 1

      May I ask why you have put an E on the end of "develop"? I have myself for the past 25 years, yet have been systematically slapped down by people from both sides of the pond :P

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    21. Re:Not a shock... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      This is why we have "standards". Are you saying that ALL Microsoft's problems are caused by non-standard hardware or drivers?

    22. Re:Not a shock... by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      Hmm let me see... And MS Partners (read: locks in) with Hardware Manufactures to allow them to be "Certified" Vista compatible and still can't get it right. Microsoft also require to be able to see the spec completely before they'll certify.

      If Linux Dev's had that the speed of which things could be supported even faster. As it stands, they do a fantastic job and for the most part without spec sheets or anything of the sort to go by.

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    23. Re:Not a shock... by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      This is to be expected when too much of the talent moves on to more interesting places to work, like Google, Yahoo, or IBM. It becomes increasingly difficult to do acceptable work when the number of staff who understand the core parts of the problems approaches zero.

      These articles are still timely: About Microsoft brain drain from 22 months ago, Similar, from 19 months ago, or yet another, from 10 months ago. Or google "Microsoft brain drain" and browse through the 134,000 results: you'll see a long histor of MS being accused of kneecapping competitors by targetted headhunting of key staff, but that toward the end of the Vista development cycle, there have been a growing number of questions about whether the exodus of talent from Redmond would leave MS with enough brains to deliver on their promises.

    24. Re:Not a shock... by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      How can it not be wrong for an operating system to have even a dozen possible system configurations that are significantly different at the basic levels that are the context of this discussion? Let alone the far greater number that parent post suggests?

      An operating system should have minimal coupling between itself and the peripheral hardware, and itself and the application software. Parent post is suggesting that MS Vista has been built to specifications that would not have been acceptable in 1967.

      This problem can be described as a breakdown of partitions between the OS and other parts of the system. MS is guilty of mucking about with such stuff before: bringing parts of IE into the OS opened huge security holes and dealing with the sequellae has cost billions in anti-malware, downtime, losses from identity theft, etc. So perhaps they are going further down this road. Some of the odd things I've heard about system wide impacts of DRM techniques does suggest that they've thrown away basic concepts of software engineering.

    25. Re:Not a shock... by Fuzzypig · · Score: 1

      I do feel a little sorry for MS devs, indeed any commerical product devs, only a little mind. "Marketing says customers want X, you developers make it happen, else there'll be hell to pay to the shareholders and with it any illusions of your work-related and stock-option bonuses!". So the poor souls have to make X happen, no matter what it takes, whether it's good for the product or not, even whether it's entirely feasible or not.

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    26. Re:Not a shock... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      There needs to be more balance between Marketing and Development. Both are important in a commercial software company. IBM's OS/2 was died due to the opposite problem. It was a very solid OS with a feature set that was ahead of it's time for a PC OS in many ways, yet it died because MS outmarketed IBM with Windows. A big part of that of course was selling it cheap to OEMs and encouraging them to preload it, but in all other respects MS outmarketed IBM as well.

    27. Re:Not a shock... by t_ban · · Score: 1

      Numbers from my arse - you get my point, though.

      your numbers stink.

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    28. Re:Not a shock... by Kev647 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I feel Apple spends a good deal on Marketing as well...or rather, more wisely.

    29. Re:Not a shock... by Kev647 · · Score: 1

      The reason they have so many fixes (that work, mind you) is because Apple constantly researches their software and tries to find exploits and problems. They try to balance getting the software out in a reasonable amount of time and taking care of problems. However, Microsofts latest trend has been to just release software early (and that, they can't even do since they kept postponing the date) but with many many bugs... And I wasn't "bitching." I am clearly explaining that it simply does not make sense and it baffles me why they wouldn't be able to produce better products. Thats all. You don't have to be so rude.

  8. Update by the4thdimension · · Score: 1, Troll

    An update that makes things worse from Microsoft? Who would have thunk it? L2QualityTest imo. At least they are pulling it before it gets any worse.

  9. Oops by Eddy+Luten · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Even though they pulled out, infections were inevitable.

  10. Others by locokamil · · Score: 5, Informative

    KB943899 plays havoc with laptops with misconfigured AHCI devices as well. This isn't reduced performance or anything trival like that; we're talking about full blown "cannot find boot device" BSODs on reboot.

    I had to turn off automatic updates to stop the update from installing.

  11. Classic MarketSpeak! by brennanw · · Score: 4, Informative

    They're pulling the service pack because one of the pre-requisite patches you need to install before the service pack can even be applied is causing hard disk errors and requiring re-formats, although you can use the Vista CD to repair those errors, unless you paid for the downloadable version which doesn't come on a CD, and it only affects a minority of users in "unique circumstances" to begin with.

    I love these guys.

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    1. Re:Classic MarketSpeak! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      causing hard disk errors and requiring re-formats ... and it only affects a minority of users in "unique circumstances" to begin with. I love these guys.

      In other words, Russian Roulette is not problematic because it is only harmful under "unique circumstances".
    2. Re:Classic MarketSpeak! by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      although you can use the Vista CD to repair those errors, unless you paid for the downloadable version which doesn't come on a CD, Wrong, you can boot into safe mode and do a restore just like you can do with the Vista "CD".
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    3. Re:Classic MarketSpeak! by brennanw · · Score: 1

      I suppose that depends on exactly how thoroughly this patch can screw up a hard drive. The advantage of booting to the CD is that it avoids the hard drive altogether, loads the recovery tools, and then lets you have a go at it.

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    4. Re:Classic MarketSpeak! by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      They're pulling the service pack because one of the pre-requisite patches you need to install before the service pack can even be applied is causing hard disk errors and requiring re-formats, although you can use the Vista CD to repair those errors, unless you paid for the downloadable version which doesn't come on a CD, and it only affects a minority of users in "unique circumstances" to begin with.
      What about all of the people that buy brand new computers with Vista and don't even get an OS install disk? This is standard operating procedure for all large OEMs now. No disks shipped with the computer at all... You have the option of creating a "restore disk" using your own blank DVD or CD media. The problem is, a restore disk will only restore your system back to the state it was installed in, with all of the crapware, shovelware, demoware, and spyware that ships on a modern computer...

      I think the manufacturers like this approach better because there is no easy way to reformat the computer and reinstall just Windows, without all of the shovelware. The problem is that if your system gets hosed, you can only go back to the crap shovelware configuration they give you out of the box, and then you end up spending 4-8 hours just uninstalling all of the shovelware. I know this because I literally spent 4 hours one night uninstalling all of the crap shovelware that came on my girlfriend's Sony Vaio "Vista Home Premium" laptop. No OS install disk, just a little piece of paper saying "We recommend that you make a system restore disk as soon as possible."

      With this kind of abuse, it's no wonder people are switching to Macs left and right. Between Microsoft and the OEMs like Dell, Sony, HP, Gateway, and IBM, the customers are being bent over and gang-banged in every orifice.
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    5. Re:Classic MarketSpeak! by pbrammer · · Score: 1

      They're pulling the service pack because one of the pre-requisite patches you need to install... They aren't pulling the service pack. They are pulling the update for the listed KB. The service pack is still available.
  12. Possible causes by esocid · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Immediately after receiving reports of this error, we made the decision to temporarily suspend automatic distribution of the update to avoid further customer impact while we investigate possible causes.'
    It's Vista. Just downgrade to XP. Problem solved. Profit!
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    1. Re:Possible causes by Kev647 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Agreed. XP does everything you need it to do...lets be honest, we all use Linux to develope software, Mac OS X for productivity, and then XP for solitare. lol. In my opinion, Vista doesn't really do anything new that is "so" essential to the average PC user which XP cannot also do...sad.

    2. Re:Possible causes by Elbart · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean upgrade to XP, right?

    3. Re:Possible causes by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Downgrade? If going from Vista to XP is a downgrade, then replacing your carburated four cylinder with a fuel injected V-8 is a downgrade.

      If it makes my computyer run slower it's NOT an upgrade.

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    4. Re:Possible causes by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You mean you're not tired of that joke yet?

    5. Re:Possible causes by chocochip · · Score: 1

      That was a joke?

    6. Re:Possible causes by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Considering the slashtards who think the overlords "joke" is still funny, I'm not surprised.

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    7. Re:Possible causes by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      The transgrade to Ubuntu is the optimal solution.

  13. Curious - Why? by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So there was a story about TechNet users wanting, and being denied, early access to SP1 -- apparently specifically so they could do battle testing. I don't know much about TechNet, but I'm guessing those are pretty much the most tech-savvy bundle of customers Microsoft can easily assemble. Why did Microsoft decide to skip the public beta phase with a bunch of expert customers with diverse operating environments and go straight to the world at large?

    1. Re:Curious - Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is up on MSDN and Technet...

    2. Re:Curious - Why? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      The final distribution -is- the public beta, with MS. Everyone knows that no first-release MS OS works properly, and to wait until after at least the first service pack. :-/

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    3. Re:Curious - Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that no first-release MS OS works properly, and to wait until after at least the first service pack.

      Apparently, now you have to wait until after the first service pack's first service pack.

    4. Re:Curious - Why? by repvik · · Score: 1

      No, because that'd be the SP's first SP, which is just as unreliable as the first...

    5. Re:Curious - Why? by Taelron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm one of the Technet users that got a hold of SP1 after we all rioted. They sent it to their vendors and business/corporate customers but wouldnt release it to the Technet and MSDN networks. Considering we have to pay $500 plus a year for our subscriptions, we were highly ticked off we couldnt get access at the same time as RTM like we do with every other product (though ironically, Home Server isnt offered to us either).

      I downloaded it and installed SP1 on a Vista Ultimate 32bit system, it took an hour on a Intel Q6400 3gb of ram system to run the update, as well as 3 reboots. The file sizes are 460mb for the 32 bit patch, 720mb for the 64bit patch, and 1.13gb for an ISO dvd image of both on one media.

      Immediately after it was done Office 2007 failed to work anymore. Outlook would continually crash. I updated it, I went through all of Microsofts trouble shooting steps, all the technet forums, ensured there was no third party plug-ins. After exhausting everything else I went to the last link someone suggested to me, it was the pay for support line. Considering their patch broke their product, paying them to fix it was not an acceptable solution for me.

      I also noticed the systems score dropped, it went from an overall rating for 5.2 (tested just before the install) down to 5.0 after the install of the service pack. Granted it was only a 0.2 drop, but for a service pack thats suppose to improve the systems efficency to lower the systems scores, you have to wonder...

      I finally wiped the machine and reinstalled XP on it. I posted that as my final solution to the issue on the Technet forums and stated I will not recommend Vista to business customers. Since then I have been getting calls twice a day from Microsoft... I'm just not answering to see what they want.

      Proof: Number calling me: (800) 526.8683
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    6. Re:Curious - Why? by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      SP1 hasn't been rolled out to the masses yet, only its pre-requisites have. Unfortunately, this particular problem was in one of thoes prereqs.

      Also, as others have pointed out, SP1 is available to TechNet and MSDN subscribers now.

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  14. Tell us again, Microsoft.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...how Vista is going to dramatically lower TCO, and require less maintenance.

    Two words for you: EPIC FAIL!

  15. Hardly limited to unique circumstances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Note the last paragraph of the article: `According to Microsoft's White: "This problem only affects a small number of customers in unique circumstances."'

    I find this a rather incredulous claim considering that in my part-time job providing support to laptop users at my university I had two users with the problem on the same day within an hour of each other. Entirely different laptops, but both fixed with a system restore to before the updates.

    1. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by Shados · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, considering universities have a decent amount of people, that the update will be installed on a large number of users at exactly the same time....that you didnt get 200 people at the same time bitching about it means that its a rather uncommon issue. Not uncommon ENOUGH. But uncommon.

    2. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      This problem only affects a small number of customers in unique circumstances.

      I think he means Visa users.

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    3. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      I find this a rather incredulous claim [...] You find it a rather incredible claim.
    4. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 1

      We're talking about college students. Unless a bunch of them just bought PCs in the last year and 4 months, that was close to 10% of the Vista-installed user base on campus. I may have bought my first PC just before college, but today you can't get to college without having a PC in high school.

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    5. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by Shados · · Score: 1

      Well, your college doesn't get new students every year? And they never get a new computer during their degree? Must be one tiny college, considering the amount of lap-tops Ive seen being shipped to campus back in the days, and that doesn't count people who bought it before.

      And most people I know get a new computer right before college (I mean, their family still need theirs, they cant run off with it...you want a lap-top or something). Add all of the pirated upgrades...and you should have a decent amount of people...especially if its one of those 20k+ people public colleges.

    6. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by Arivia · · Score: 1

      A lot of students use family computers in high school and get their own laptops as presents going into university. Vista is rampant in my class of freshfolk.

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    7. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps University IT departments know better than to install an update on 200 computers before testing it to check that it works on their hardware ?

    8. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by Shados · · Score: 1

      I doubt the university's IT department has much control on what a student does to his/her personal computer.

    9. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 1

      <sarcasm>But you forget that the new copy protection in Winblows Blista prevents piracy and only allows those who have legitimately purchased it to use it.</sarcasm>

      But, personal attacks ignored, I do see your point.

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    10. Re:Hardly limited to unique circumstances by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected... and mildly surprised.

      I suppose Microshaft's monopoly of the retail chain is more useful than I'd wish. It makes it nearly impossible to buy a good preconfigured PC at anywhere near the same price as the components individually.

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  16. SP1at by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 3, Informative

    of course, the quick fix will be SP1a temporary.

    1. Re:SP1at by Seakip18 · · Score: 1

      I thought SP1at is the sound the hard drive makes when you install Vista SP1.

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  17. Exactly! by brennanw · · Score: 1

    5 out of 6 times it performs as intended. Those are good odds, right?

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    1. Re:Exactly! by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean 1 out of 6?

    2. Re:Exactly! by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have very obviously never played Warhammer...

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  18. Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last night by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 1

    SP1 was waiting for me this morning. The installation took quite a while but it appears to have worked OK. This is for Vista Home Premium x64 (I needed 4GB+ RAM support). Maybe it'll be a little less unstable now. Vista had me seriously considering giving up video games so I could run Linux on my workstation instead (yes, I know about Cedega/Wine). Come on Epic, where's your UT3 Linux client...

    Anyhow, either I just missed the cutoff or Microsoft hasn't really suspended SP1 distribution. I didn't RTFA.

  19. RTFA! by Techogeek · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's NICK White, not NICE white. Typo in the /. write-up.

    1. Re:RTFA! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Ah OK, that guy IS in the MS phonebook.

  20. Aslevjal by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Nice White, Microsoft product manager...


    As long as no one at microsoft is riding dragons and turning up at Aslevjal, I'll not worry just yet ;)
  21. Well... by brennanw · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I suppose that depends on how you define winning the game. :)

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, Russian Roulette is not problematic because it is only harmful under "unique circumstances".

      5 out of 6 times it performs as intended. Those are good odds, right?

      Don't you mean 1 out of 6?



      Stopping any of our IT guys from installing anything Vista is how I define a win, so I guess the "1 out of 6" scenario is a 'win' for me, albeit with minor collateral damage to the IT guy.
    2. Re:Well... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      OH CRAP I LOST THE GAME!

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    3. Re:Well... by Nosklo · · Score: 1

      OH CRAP I LOST THE GAME! Oh Crap! I will KILL MYSELF in disgust!
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  22. IS SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the full SP1, that's true. HOWEVER, it is still part of SP1.

    And it most certainly should be pulled. I had a machine that got stuck in a reboot loop, although thankfully not quite the same way that other people have.

    In my case, it would install the update, reboot, renotice the update, install the update, reboot, renotice the update, install the update, reboot...

    I solved the problem by killing updates altogether. Now I have to manually run Windows Update, but that's a small price to pay for being able to actually use the machine.

    'Course, $300 would be a small price to pay to get a working copy of XP to make the machine actually worthwhile, but for some strange reason no one seems to want to sell XP any more, almost like the manufacturer is bullying them...

    In any case, this IS SP1! It's the first part of it. It's not the full thing, that hasn't been release yet. But it is the very first part of SP1 that all Vista machines require.

    I'll hand it to Microsoft, though, the infinitely reboot loop was the first time I really experienced "the wow."

    1. Re:IS SP1 by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      'Course, $300 would be a small price to pay to get a working copy of XP to make the machine actually worthwhile, but for some strange reason no one seems to want to sell XP any more, almost like the manufacturer is bullying them...
      newegg claim to have it in stock and quite cheap too even for full retail.
      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16837116195

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  23. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's installing SP1 for me right now. Stage 2 of 3 1% complete - I am on Vista Ultimate x64. I was too scared when I just read this "Pulls SP1 update" thing but reading your post gives me some hope.

  24. Ass Clowns by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What, at this late stage Microsoft does not have a QA department? Or, rather, is it that MS's internal QA department is so used to releasing crap code that they considered this as business as normal. How bad is it--when people (who already know never to buy version 1.0 of anything Microsoft) now think they will have to wait not only for version 1.2 of something MS but version 2 of the Service Pack.

    1. Re:Ass Clowns by Shados · · Score: 1

      Hey, WinXP was trash until SP2. Win2k had registery corruption-caused bluescreens until SP3. WIndows ME....well...nevermind that one.

      So its always been that way :)

    2. Re:Ass Clowns by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      What, at this late stage Microsoft does not have a QA department?


      The whole point of a monopoly is that it renders both quality and price substantially less important to the ability to sell product.

      Consequentially, it makes devoting resources to QA less justifiable in a profit-maximizing firm.
    3. Re:Ass Clowns by corychristison · · Score: 1

      Really?

      'My Computer' -> 'Help' menu item -> 'About Windows'
      Says it is Version 6.0 ...

  25. MSDN release as well? by iainl · · Score: 1

    I was about to install SP1 tonight, after downloading it from MSDN. Does this mean I should hold off, or does it only affect people who were going to get it over Windows Update? The write-up seems a bit unclear.

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  26. I have the URLs for the *REAL* Sevice Packs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    for Both Windows Vista and Windows XP.

    Click Here if you have a 32-Bit processor.
    Click Here if you have a 64-Bit processor.

  27. MS SysOp Rule One: Wait until SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    real IT won't look, not even a trial or peek
    for anyone using betaware's clearly no geek,
    and when users ask and pray for microsoft vista
    you can then say, "can't say I've miss for ya"

  28. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    SP1 was waiting for me this morning as well. I haven't yet installed it though. I have Ultimate 64. For me, stability has never been a concern and I am running an overclocked e8400 with 8gb of RAM. The system is very smooth. I haven't had any problems running games.. and the few games that I have run in DX10 are pretty nice looking compared to their DX9 versions. If you read the rhetoric on Slashdot you'll think Vista is a complete failure. I decided to try Vista for this new build, despite reading this rhetoric, because I knew that a great majority of the Slashdot posters who post about a Microsoft product have not in fact used the product. Slashdot readers are actually more herdlike and less independent than one might think.

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  29. SP1 breaks Vista? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    At least it's doing something right, then!

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  30. Stupid waste of time by nozzo · · Score: 1

    not Vista! this story. As others have already pointed out SP1 hasn't been pulled at all. Now you've wasted your time reading this rant about made up stories wasting my time.

    It's Hell.

  31. Daily Two Minutes Hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... right on time!

    Good work, boys! Surely this posting will take down Microsoft THIS time!

  32. Oh, stop it! by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

    We're trying to bash Microsoft here. Stop being so damned reasonable!

    1. Re:Oh, stop it! by Rary · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We're trying to bash Microsoft here. Stop being so damned reasonable!

      I'm sorry. My bad.

      Vista is teh sux0rz! I've never used it, but it's the worst piece of sh*t OS I've never used! My brother's cousin's nephew's boyfriend installed Vista SP2 three months ago and it blew up his computer and killed everyone on the block! And Bill Gates eats puppies!

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  33. CD by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    you can use the Vista CD to repair those errors, unless you paid for the downloadable version which doesn't come on a CD

    Some poster way up the page linked to a fix for those without a CD. Here's the short version:

    1. Press F8 to boot your computer into safe mode.
    2. Start -> run -> rstrui
    3. Select a restore point predating the bad patch. (The installer should've made one.)
    4. Turn off automatic updates and reboot.

    Anyone "savvy" enough to install Windows over the tubes should know about safe mode, the most enduring feature from Windows 95. ^.^

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  34. The fine reporting of Slashdot continues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well, at least you guys are consistant when it comes to reporting MS stuff. Terrible as always.

    MS is not pulling SP1. In fact as of this morning it is available to many through windows update.

    KB937287 is not SP1, but a prerequisite patch that a handful of users have had issues with installing. This is the patch that the actual article is refering to.

    1. Re:The fine reporting of Slashdot continues... by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I think it's just confusion. It appears that Microsoft accidentally made Vista SP1 available to some users (I've only seen mention on the 64-bit edition) through Windows Update, which they then pulled when they realised the mistake. They also pulled this KB937287 patch because of the issues it causes for some users. But since the "big news" was that SP1 was apparently available to some people and it was pulled at the same time as KB937287, I guess people assumed they were more related than they actually are.

  35. Yeah, Yeah, Big Deal by BigBlueOx · · Score: 1

    SP1 pre-upgrade service patch install patch service upgrade install patch doesn't work. So what? Who cares? Operating systems and (ick) code are so ... 80s.

    This is the new millenium; this is the new Microsoft. How are ad revenues? What's our advertising market share? We are gonna f***ing kill Google!!

  36. I call BS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you can test on ten thousand combinations of software and hardware and still hit less than 1% of the possible system configurations that exist?*

    What, they can't test BOTH machines out there?

    *Numbers from my arse - you get my point, though.

    D'oh!

  37. Ironic by immcintosh · · Score: 1

    So much for the ol', "I'm just gonna wait until the first service pack irons out all the major bugs," people eh? That sure turned out well :P

  38. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "8gb of RAM"

    all things aside about the performance and stability of a computer, 4 or even 8GB of RAM to run an OS decently is a crime. Now I know you can run it with 2GB fine if you don't play many games, but even still I'm still happy with my XP Pro with 2GB of RAM and thats all I need for gaming, escpecially since there's not yet any real benefit to directX 10.

  39. Get your facts straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are not pulling SP1, they are pulling a pre-requisite for SP1.

  40. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by mrscott · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I, too, have 8GB of RAM in my home desktop, but only 2GB in my home laptop. Both run Vista quite well. Why 8GB? Tons and tons of VMware virtual machines running all the time for testing. I doubt that the original poster was implying that Vista requires 8GB of RAM!

  41. Is 'pulls' the right word? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Microsoft Pulls Vista SP1 Update


    Is that 'pulls' as in "pulls a prank" or "pulls a stunt"? I feel like Vista was a prank all around.

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    1. Re:Is 'pulls' the right word? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like pulling a finger. Microsoft pulled Vista SP1 and it stank.

  42. Can somebody explain to me... by BUL2294 · · Score: 0

    ...why a Microsoft OS Service Pack has a prerequisite update ??? Up until now, you could install a NT service pack onto an RTM/Gold/"SP0" installation of an OS (NT 3.1, 3.5x, 4.0, 2000, XP)... Not anymore???

    What about slipstreaming SP1 onto the installation media? I can't see how that's possible anymore if you need to now install RTM (which may have serious compatibility problems with a piece of hardware) then have to pray that SP1 can be applied...

    Vista seems more clusterfuck-ish every day!

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  43. Re:Amiable Caucasian (OT on sig) by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I couldn't visit the website in your sig to find out what your beef is

    Try:

    http://www.geocities.com/tablizer/oopbad.htm

    Thanks for letting me know about the spelling error.

    I assume that you're also against affirmative action for non-rednecks.

    I am just making a comparison. Whether its a good thing or not is another topic.

  44. Vista Broken by Teflon_Jeff · · Score: 1

    So, it sucked to begin with (sucked resources, power, etc.) and then the fix makes it worse?

    Is Microsoft officially a government entity now?

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  45. BAD SUMMARY--Microsoft is NOT pulling SP1. by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Microsoft is NOT pulling SP1. They are pulling a windows-update pushed installer update. Without this update you can still install it by the traditional download and run method, just not with windows update.... (and it won't uninstall (snicker) cleanly.)

    I hate Vista as much as the next girl, but can we get the facts straight? There are plenty of legitimate reasons to bash Vista. Making up new ones is unnecessary. :)

    -ellie

  46. Hah...this never gets old... by readgs · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Hah...this never gets old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe to you it never gets old. Why even comment if every single comment of yours is some lame link to wwwfail.com? Do you get ad revenue or something? Did you write it?

  47. Who's making up these headlines? by rant64 · · Score: 1

    And slashdot needs to pull this headline. SP1 is not being withdrawn from release next March.

    Actually, I just received a technet flash today that announces availability of Vista SP1 for all Technet subscribers, which is different from "news" featured earlier here.

    Also worth mentioning is that in the TN flash was a link to Russinovich's blog on the way Vista RTM and SP1 handles file copy operations (http://go.microsoft.com/?linkid=8345230)

    If you want to know about this sort of stuff, find a source other than slashdot. MS's newsletters are more accurate for chrissake.

    1. Re:Who's making up these headlines? by initdeep · · Score: 1

      actually, SP1 (120.0MB - 711.6MB) just appeared on my Vista Automatic Update about three minutes ago.

      So i don't believe it's just for technet subscribers (although I am one).

    2. Re:Who's making up these headlines? by initdeep · · Score: 1

      sorry to reply to myself, but i wanted to note this is for an OEM distribution of Vista Business x64 purchased from newegg and installed on a Dell.

      so I do not believe it's tied to anything specific.

      It also is tagged as having been available since yesterday.

  48. Even more wrong information! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Wow, not only is KB937287 not SP1 and SP1 is not being pulled KB937287 hasn't been pulled either, or is at least currently on windows update. I just ran Windows update on my Dad's PC and KB937287 just installed. So to recap.

    SP1 isn't being pulled.
    KB937287 isn't SP1 and is a prereq for installing SP1 via Windows Update.
    As of Feb 21 1PM EST KB937287 is still available through Windows Update.
    As of Feb 21 11AM EST SP1, at least for 64bit versions of Vista, is available through Windows Update.

    So, this Article and Slashdot summary is wrong in every meaningful way.

    1. Re:Even more wrong information! by meimeiriver · · Score: 1
      It's worse, even, KB937287 already appears installed here (Vista-32 Ultimate) ten days ago, at 13-2-2008!


      /. needs to either fire some folks, or hire some folks to check the facts of those who don't.

  49. E and K by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

    C'mon guys, the e isn't anywhere near the k on the keyboard!

    I use a dvorak keyboard, you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:E and K by yoinkityboinkity · · Score: 1

      They still aren't really close enough to make a typo.

  50. KB? by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    I always wonder why they initial it with "KB"? Does that mean kick butt? Or should they really be "BK"?

  51. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by tecmec · · Score: 1

    I woke up to SP1 on my Vista Ultimate 64 desktop as well...I instantly checked my laptop (which is running 32 bit Vista), but it was not installed there. It seems they are only giving it to the 64 bit people.

    But to all the people bitching about the "ridiculous" amount of RAM the Vista "needs", what is your problem? Vista runs great with 2 GB of RAM. Sure, in my desktop PC I have 4 gigs...but that's just the type of person I am. I would have just as much if I was running XP...(well, only 3 gigs I guess ;-)). Anyway, my point is: with the price of RAM now, who gives a shit? I just bought 4GB of PC-6400 RAM for my new laptop, and it only cost $90 . So what's the big deal?

  52. *doh* by uss · · Score: 1
    aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

    Vista is too complicated, and Vista support people, like the parent poster above, don't make it any easier (I know you tried, Rary).

    I am sticking to my Windows ME.

  53. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by xhrit · · Score: 1

    >Come on Epic, where's your UT3 Linux client...

    Cowering in fear ov being spawnraped by Splash Damage's Quake Wars Linux client.

  54. A quible. by aztektum · · Score: 1

    But since "you started it"; validate your info. MS dropped the WGA+IE7 requirement last fall.

    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/05/0444205

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  55. Vista = laptop OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like Vista remains the (pre-installed) laptop version of Windows.

  56. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by adam35 · · Score: 1

    I second that. SP1 installed 5 minutes ago. It took approximately 15 minutes, while step 3 hung up on 0%, it jumped to 40%. If you rebooted your comp during this it's your own fault if it endlessly reboots when it clearly says "don't power off of your computer." Running Vista Home Premium x64, E6750 OCd to 3.0GHz, 4GB RAM

  57. Welcome to the anti-herd by pizzach · · Score: 1

    True that! I like to think of the slashdot crowd as the "anti-herd". We're still a herd, just in another direction. When it comes down to it, I think a lot of it comes from a "root for your team" type thought pattern. Although on average, slashdot users do have much more rounded OS experience than the general Windows using populace, so make sure to set your expectations appropriately between the two.

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  58. So Vista's not working right. by electrictroy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gee.

    Gosh.

    What a surprise.

    My brother just bought a Vista machine after I specifically told him *not* to buy Vista, but to get an XP machine instead. Of course he insisted he HAS to have the newest thing (never mind that new often equals buggy). But does he listen to his engineer brother's expertise??? No because he's a truck driver, and of course a truck driver knows better than an engineer, because truck drivers use computers all the time, and.....

    Ahem.

    Anyway. I swear his vista machine with 3 gigahertz processor runs *slower* than my 0.4 gigahertz laptop with Windows 98!

    Win98 > Vista in speed?
    Sad. Vista's a kludge.
    I'll stick with XP thank you.

    XP is not perfect, but runs a lot faster than Vista ever will. So Vista's Service Pack 1 caused problems for users? Gee. Shocking.

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    1. Re:So Vista's not working right. by McFadden · · Score: 2, Funny

      So Vista's Service Pack 1 caused problems for users?
      Yes, but don't worry, Service Pack 1 Service Pack 1 will sort those out.
  59. FUD by heffrey · · Score: 1

    I thought the author of the FUD would have been kdawson but it turns out to be Malda! What's the point of editors if they don't even bother to check the facts, read the stories etc?

  60. Been hit by this by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

    I handle IT for a civil engineering firm, and we've been loading our new machines with Vista. For the curious, I've built all the machines myself in house, and we've had virtually no problems so far (aside from initially experimenting with 64 bit, our Autodesk programs wouldn't run properly in 64 bit). However, on the most recent machine, we decided to try SP1 to see how it worked with our software. I loaded the machine on the 10th, and KB937287 came out on the 12th. When we loaded the machine on the 10th, it worked perfectly, just like all the others we've loaded with Vista, with slight performance improvements in some areas (mostly file operations like copying and saving). However, after KB937287 installed, Autodesk Civil 3D 2008 would crash with unhandled exception fatal errors every time it started. I uninstalled all the new updates (wasn't sure which one it was at the time), uninstalled SP1, and all was well. Then, the update server reinstalled KB937287 (other non-SP1 Vista machines had installed it just fine, so I assumed it would work). The fatal errors started right back up. Apparently, the SP1 uninstall doesn't quite work as advertised, so now I have to come in over the weekend to reload the machine.

    The funny thing is, I have 64-bit Vista Ultimate at home, and I already installed SP1 on it before installing KB937287, and it is working fine. Of course, I haven't tried C3D on it, but no problems for me so far.

    1. Re:Been hit by this by initdeep · · Score: 1

      so we're supposed to be sorry for someone who apparently went around the normal methods of getting SP1, since it is unavailable for 32bit OS's as a standalone installer (only truly available as an entire OEM install disc WITH SP1), didn't test it out fully with the needed software for the company, and had problems?

      not likely.

  61. RTFA by freitasm · · Score: 1

    It is not "Windows Vista". It's a "Windows Update" patch that is a pre-requisite. But it's not SP1.

    Sheesh. People can write anythng to make their point. Even if it's not true.

    1. Re:RTFA by broggyr · · Score: 1

      Sheesh. People can write anythng to make their point. Even if it's not true.

      I have new socks on!

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  62. When your service pack needs a service pack... by ssummer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a sad state of affairs when your service pack needs a service pack. What ever happened to quality control?!?

    1. Re:When your service pack needs a service pack... by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      I'd say their quality control is working fine if they aren't releasing a service pack so they can fix it.

    2. Re:When your service pack needs a service pack... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Every service pack is a service pack service pack :)

  63. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you looked at the prices of DDR2 RAM recently? Like...2 GB DDR2-800 for $30 if you catch the deals.

    I've thought about buying 4 gigs of it, just because I can. It would help in games and complement the fast dual core I have when I want to Not Care that I'm Running 10 Apps at the Same Time that I shouldn't be. I haven't yet, though, because I know that by the time I buy an OS to support more than 3 gigs, it will be even cheaper. 4 or 8, depends on how much free cash I have at the time.

  64. Re:What? (read this with irony) by joaommp · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. Steve must hate us. I read about our mother company's products first here no /. than on the internal mail -.-

  65. The Age of Intelligent Machines by killmofasta · · Score: 1

    "I'm looking at 3 machines right now that it's refusing to install on."

    Who says we have to wait for SkyNet? The age of intelligent machines has begun!

  66. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    8gb of ram? finally we know what the true specs of Vista are!

  67. SP1 released to public with x64 systems? by EVil+Lawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

    WTF? This morning my Windows update pushed KB936330, "Windows Vista Service Pack 1 for x64-based systems". Was this a mistake, or has SP1 for Vista-64 been released to the public?

    1. Re:SP1 released to public with x64 systems? by EVil+Lawyer · · Score: 1
      Hmm, I found this, but it's not terribly satisfying.

      p.s. I tried to install it after my system downloaded it (about 700 megs), and it immediately sent my computer into blue-screen. I rebooted, and my PC acted like nothing ever happened.

  68. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1

    how come this post isn't modded +1 Funny? I coulda sworn this was a joke. 8 gigs!

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  69. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.... based on your experience Vista is a success.... so all the problems that other people have run into must be made up!!! It's probably a conspiracy to discredit the altruistic, free market loving, quality assuring Microsoft corp. The file transfer speed issues only affect people who transfer files (lamers), the DRM issues only affect people who own modern digital devices (bah), the crippled version only hurts the poor and/or stupid (hah), the hit and miss backwards compatibility only bothers those who want to use old software (and since all software ever made has been rewritten for Vista, this is a non-issue), the more intrusive WGA only affects people who actually bought their copies (idiots), the larger overhead only.... damn I'm already tired of this... I'm gonna go play a game on my Wii because my favorite MS games don't run under Vista (OK, I guess I am not really tired of this!)

  70. Hey Fujita, how many combinations is that? by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

    It's over 9000!!!!111oneone

  71. Pull? by synonymous · · Score: 1

    Does that mean demolish or get the firemen out?

  72. Got mine today automatically for Vista-x64 by snikulin · · Score: 1

    It has been downloaded automatically and OS asked me to install it.
    After 5-minute contemplation, I hit YES button.
    ~30 minutes later everything was installed and my system is fine.
    I have to see any difference yet.
    So far it's the same as before (great, in my case).

    My rig is admittedly modern:
          Eight 3.16 GHz cores (2 x Quad Penryn Xeons).
          24 GB RAM.
          Quadro FX4600.
          Two 10K RPM Raptors in RAID-0.

    I never had any complains for Vista with this PC.
    Actually (gasp!)I like it better then my previous XP-x64 and my home SUSE 10.0 (yes, the next to 9.3 one).
    Everything flies and spins INCREDIBLY smoothly.

    Interestingly enough, my notebook's Vista-32 says no updates so far.
    I guess MS applied breaks for x32 version only.

    1. Re:Got mine today automatically for Vista-x64 by linear+a · · Score: 1

      My almost brand new (6 weeks) HP Vista laptop was semi-bricked by the automatic update. Had to revert/restore to a checkpoint. 32-bit version. //Insert rant here//

    2. Re:Got mine today automatically for Vista-x64 by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 1

      Eight 3.16 GHz cores (2 x Quad Penryn Xeons).
                  24 GB RAM.
                  Quadro FX4600.
                  Two 10K RPM Raptors in RAID-0. And it STILL took 30 minutes to install? Crikey! My poor Athlon 2800 with 1.5GB would take a week. I'll disable auto updates until I'm brave. When they released the pre-SP1 stuff, I booted my machine at 6pm. Went to watch TV, and at 7pm found it rebooting to finish installing the thing. It didn't ask, it just went ahead and downloaded, installed and rebooted. How proactive of it.

      One day soon I'll get a multicore 64 bit machine with 8GB+ RAM. Vista on Athlon... I really underestimated the sluggish factor.

    3. Re:Got mine today automatically for Vista-x64 by snikulin · · Score: 1

      Well, at the beginning it told me "it'll take an hour".
      So I went away and I returned to the office in about 30 minutes and it was done.
      I have no idea how much it took for the actual process.

  73. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'm somewhat soured on Vista for one reason (and only one, so far)... When I try to copy the 6.5 megabytes of content from a locally stored zip file to a local folder, it takes (no hyperbole here) over 1 hour (I waited for it to complete while on the phone waiting for MS tech support to pick up). On my other PC, with XP, it takes less than 15 seconds for the same file. I wish I still had a windows 3.1 system around so that I could use that as a comparison, just to rub it in their faces, I'd be willing to bet it wouldn't take more than a minute tops.

    I have a fairly decent system too, dual core AMD 6000+, 2 gigs ram, raptor 10,000rpm hard drive, etc..

    It boggles my mind that a supposedly 'cutting edge' operating system is doing file transfers at a maximum of 3KB/sec (more often in the hundreds of bytes/sec). I've known ancient floppy drives with faster transfer rates.

    I've been dealing with MS tech support for the past two days, in two hour sessions, with no resolution, and have had my request elevated twice now. Thankfully, all the tech support guys I've talked to so far have been very polite and understanding (and all Indian... strangely enough). We'll see if the next batch of Indian tech guys can get it figured out tomorrow morning.

    All I know, is that if this problem doesn't get resolved for me real soon here, I'm going to go piss all over microsoft hq or something out of sheer frustration for my wasted hundreds of dollars.

    gRRRR

  74. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by gowakuwa · · Score: 0

    If you run a QBASIC DirectX software renderer under a JIT MS-DOS emulation in a computer with those specs you probably won't notice any difference either. Even if the JIT emulator is written in C#.

  75. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by laffer1 · · Score: 1

    What chipset on the motherboard? I couldn't get Vista Ultimate x64 to work with 4GB of ram on an Intel DP965LT motherboard (obviously with a 965 chipset). I'd love to know the magic.

  76. Re:Windows Update downloaded SP1 on my PC last nig by snikulin · · Score: 1

    I have 24 gigs, so what?

  77. Missed Opportunity? by bilbobob · · Score: 1

    "news.com reports that Microsoft is withdrawing Vista" would have been nice.

  78. Re:Amiable Caucasian (OT on sig) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your sig still makes no sense. Electoral college is affirmative action for rednecks?? True rednecks aren't generally known for wearing expensive suits and participating in national politics and the only "southern accent" I've heard during this election was a fake one from Hillary Clinton. That, by the way, should have made everyone stop taking her seriously on a national level, but then the media has always been rather friendly to the Clintons.

    And since you seem to lack the courage, I'll say whether any affirmative action is a good thing or not. To me, all race-based discrimination is wrong. You correct a wrong by understanding why it was wrong and preventing its reoccurrance, not by perpetuating that wrong but this time against a different class of victims. I would like to see a truly "colorblind" society, which would mean that employers/colleges/etc are not allowed to even consider race for any reason or no reason at all. Besides which, I have never seen a single instance of where a person has been improved (other than in a temporary, strictly material sense) by handing to them something which they did not earn. If you really want to help minorities, don't give them preferential treatment since the wise among them will recognize how insulting this really is while the foolish among them will have less incentive to better themselves and improve their job skills. Rather, try doing something about the high crime rate and the shitty schools of many urban areas, and the hopelessness and the anti-achievement homie-g-thug culture that tends to go along with them.