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Eolas Sues World + Dog For AJAX Patent

helfrich9000 writes "Eolas has filed suit against 23 companies (guess where), including Adobe, Amazon.com, Apple, eBay, Google, Yahoo!, JPMorgan, and Playboy. At issue are a pair of patents (US 7,599,985 and US 5,838,906), one of which (the '906) was successfully used in litigation against Microsoft Corp for a $565 million judgement. Says Dr. Michael D. Doyle, chairman of Eolas, 'We developed these technologies over 15 years ago and demonstrated them widely, years before the marketplace had heard of interactive applications embedded in Web pages tapping into powerful remote resources. Profiting from someone else's innovation without payment is fundamentally unfair. All we want is what's fair.'"

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  1. laughable by drDugan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Profiting from someone else's innovation without payment is fundamentally unfair. All we want is what's fair.

    There is ridiculous dishonesty in this assertion.

    Of course profiting off someone else's work is unfair. Nothing about what the litigant or the defendants have done or will do relates in any way with "fair". If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life. Humanity is far, far from this ideal, and everything we do now in the business world is *nothing* about fair, it is about power and capital, and having long chains of other humans working for the profit of those few who have learned how to escape or work the system. Remember more than half of your planet's population still farms their food by hand, and dies in large numbers when there are droughts.

    "Profiting from someone else's innovation" is at the very basic essence of working capitalism. It an the assumption driving nearly all investment. Using capital to buy a stock, and having that stock rise in value, has the effect of making a profit off the wealth creation and innovation in that company. I don't take a position for or against that system it is highly efficient, when it works, at allocating resources and creating significant development.

    But even beyond the nature of business and profit, these folks have gone down into the depths of corporate IP litigation, where the idealistic light of "fair" shines like smelly dirt. Lawsuits rarely have much to do with a high notion of justice; they are what you can pay for, and what you can win. To assert that ones actions are about "fair" when filing a corporate IP litigation lawsuit is patently absurd and frankly laughable.

    1. Re:laughable by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      . If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life.

      Who decided that all those things are what would be "fair" in a perfect world, might I ask?

    2. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life.

      Disagreed. This is a socialist utopia. It can't even be called Marxist because Marx postulated working - socialists generally don't.

      So - Free food, housing, healthcare and security, and working for any of this is optional? And any situation which does not fulfil this shitdream is 'unfair'?

      Sadly you'll probably be modded 'insightful', because socialist moral concepts have spread a lot these days. Evil dies slowly and grows quickly if it's not fought.

    3. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Abraham Maslow in his 1943 paper "A Theory of Human Motivation" cf levels on Physiology and Safety.

    4. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree and to a greater extent this is why I feel that IP (especially regarding computer programs) is laughable in general. Literally anything is possible when talking about virtual environments and manipulation of data. This reminds me of the recent patent that MS was awarded for what basically amounts to XML. Now they were awarded the patent, but they didn't invent anything. I look at it like I look at legos. Every programming language has a set of legos. Just because you used certain pieces of a premade set to do something doesn't mean you "own" that configuration. It's like saying I copyrighted the C chord and if you play a C an E and a G anywhere you owe me. Look back at history and realize that Elisha Gray got SCREWED because of a piece of arbitrary paperwork.

    5. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life.

      You and I have very different definitions of "fair." All of those things have to be provided by someone. It's not fair to force the people providing those things to work for below market prices... and it certainly is not fair to tax working people to provide those things to people that are very capable of working, but choose not to.

      Me? I value freedom. As long as I have freedom I know I'll be able to provide for myself and my family. However, if the government wants to force me to provide for others as well, then I am not so sure. I am already forced to pay into a medical system that will go broke in 2017, before I am eligible to receive benefits. I'm also forced to pay into a retirement system that will go broke in 2038, before I am eligible to receive benefits. I'm not sure how much more I can afford to pay for other people.

    6. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As opposed to the capitalist moral morass, where "fair" is whatever you pay for.

      Both options are fucked up.

    7. Re:laughable by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "To assert that ones actions are about "fair" when filing a corporate IP litigation lawsuit is patently absurd and frankly laughable."

      Great post, but I have to warn you I already have a patent on the absurd.

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    8. Re:laughable by Gudeldar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I fail to see what is so evil about socialist/communist ideas. They don't work in practice but that doesn't make them evil.

    9. Re:laughable by humphrm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Maslow never proposed a social utopia where all of his D-needs were met by society or government. In fact, he describes self-actualization as a "motivator", i.e. what makes people achieve more success in life for themselves. His theories are generally accepted as theories of personality and motivation, not social or societal ideals.

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    10. Re:laughable by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Sigh, he said it would be fair and implied it was impossible. Go check under your bed if you're looking for evil socialists.

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    11. Re:laughable by pookemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, you've read the post as "and working is optional" not "working BEYOND THAT is optional". So "fair" is getting a minimum level of comfort in your life - which you may or may not have to work for depending on whether the work is available (heck, everyone has to work, but everyone gets more leave as the work is spread thinner) - and if you want an increased level of comfort you have to work that little bit harder to get it.

      But lets just attack someone who thinks that "fair" is that everyone should be entitled to a minimum level of comfort in their life and rant about the "evils" of there not being exploitation of some people while others get what they don't deserve.

      "Oh but I work hard for what I get" - but others work harder for MUCH less - and don't have the opportunity to spend their "free time" on some worthless rant like your own.

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    12. Re:laughable by libkarl2 · · Score: 1

      Evil dies slowly and grows quickly if it's not fought.

      AND... when it posts anonymously.

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    13. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I fail to see what is so evil about socialist/communist ideas. They don't work in practice but that doesn't make them evil.

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

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    14. Re:laughable by drDugan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Note that access to information, education and entertainment, relationships, friendships and intimacy and many other basic human needs are not on that list. Travel, personal property, reproduction, and many other norms we accept as given are also not on that list. What I wrote was that basic human needs for safety and survival would be afforded as a right to all people in a "fair" and idealized world, and that people could work for a life more than that.

      I stand by that assertion: such a place would be fair. Would it work? Who knows. European countries offer a reasonable safety net and seem to be doing OK. Compared to some countries, crime there is lower, people are smarter, incarceration is lower, people are happier and healthier, drug use is lower. An idealized world like this probably wouldn't be nearly as free as some people experience today, but it would be fair. Personally, I'd choose freedom over fairness when they conflict, but offering a real safety net for human survival and safety would eliminate the fear that drives many toward the ills we see in the world today, and it would make the world a much nicer place.

      If you want to label it a "socialist utopia", fine, call it hoogamazoola for all I care, it doesn't change the essence of the point: life now, on earth, is not even close to fair in any sense, nor do people even give the idea of "fair" a reasonable hearing in social discourse. Marx was right about one thing in the mid 1800's: his premise was there is enough. It was true then, and still is today.

    15. Re:laughable by Shatrat · · Score: 0, Troll

      Socialism/communism implies making peoples decisions for them.
      If freedom is good then socialism is necessarily evil.

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    16. Re:laughable by hondo77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      Huh? My bosses do that every day.

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    17. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Just the mention of socialist ideas is enough to cause a conservative to lose his erection during the Ayn Rand circle-jerk. Then he has to eat the biscuit.

    18. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As opposed to the capitalist moral morass, where "fair" is whatever you pay for.

      The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessing. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

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    19. Re:laughable by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Read Darkness at Noon.

    20. Re:laughable by burnin1965 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Re:laughable (Score:1, Insightful)
      Marx postulated working - socialists generally don't.

      WTF, somebody actually modded this idiot coward insightful?

      Socialism isn't that far off from Capitalism and it requires that people work, the biggest difference is in the compensation the workers are given for their labor. Socialism isn't necessary in a Capitalist society as long as the workers are compensated enough to meet their needs and be satisfied with their standard of living. When basic needs can't be met but are financially viable based on the economy their labor drives then you will see moves towards Socialism.

      Its fine to disagree about what works and what doesn't but marking the village idiot as insightful because it makes you feel good doesn't make it insightful. It just means you've joined into the circle jerk.

    21. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Presumably they pay you?

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    22. Re:laughable by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      I fail to see what is so evil about socialist/communist ideas. They don't work in practice but that doesn't make them evil.

      Probably because you have to do evil things to people in order to practice them.

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    23. Re:laughable by supernova_hq · · Score: 0

      You sir have a very warped idea of Communism. Just because every person who has attempted to implement it on a large scale has been either a complete douche or dumbass, does not mean that the whole idea is flawed. There are MANY small-scale communist groups that work very well and have been doing so for decades without problem.

    24. Re:laughable by icebraining · · Score: 1

      and it certainly is not fair to tax working people to provide those things to people that are very capable of working, but choose not to.

      Then there's the problem of those who *do* work and don't get those things either.

    25. Re:laughable by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, they pay you for your labor as per the entirely voluntary contract of employment you have entered in with them, which is pretty much exactly the opposite.

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    26. Re:laughable by forestwalkerjoe · · Score: 0

      amazing how your idea of business is skewed and your idea of FAIR only applies if "you" are making money. The world has not made a legally binding agreement before every one was poor and hungry.. but patents are that agreement for software and other computerized ideas. Supporting only the monopoly or the BIG dog's idea of fair is not healthy. Want to know why our country is so messed up in Finance? the idea that Capitalism is about LYING or CHEATING ,stealing and oppressing. Just because THEY do lie and cheat.. shouldn't become the WAY of it.. the standard we all some how agree to. Fairness laws are there for a reason. What ever happened to HONEST business?

    27. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bravo. true...

    28. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      WTF?
      Are you 12?
      All civil society will have some amount of decisions and freedom removed from the individual. We give up that freedom to have a civilization. More or less of that is not evil, it is just a choice.

      Also socialism and communism are not interchangeable.

    29. Re:laughable by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are MANY small-scale communist groups that work very well and have been doing so for decades without problem.

      And as long as they don't shoot you for trying to leave, there's not a thing in the world wrong with that.

    30. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 0

      Move to Somalia. It is a truly a libertarian utopia.

    31. Re:laughable by shentino · · Score: 1

      It's "evil" because there is no such thing as a truly communist economy.

      Greed is an inherent part of human nature, and anyone in a position of power will, if able, always exploit that power to his or her own advantage. Look at china, the heart of communist country. No matter what the virtues are in theory, the bureaucrats are so corrupt that it's effectively a mafia dividing up territory instead of a communist republic dividing things up fairly.

      Communism only works if the government can be trusted. Humans cannot be trusted, and government is run by humans. Ergo, communism doesn't work.

    32. Re:laughable by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Presumably they pay you with all the fruit. Paying isn't labor.

    33. Re:laughable by the+simurgh · · Score: 1, Troll

      better everyone miserable than a slim margin having the right to be happy while the majority suffer and die as unwitting slaves.

    34. Re:laughable by ClosedSource · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no "contract of employment". They pay you what they want to pay you and get rid of you at will.

      The only contracts involved are the ones that say you can't work for a competitor or use the knowledge you gained on the job to get a better one.

    35. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bullshit.

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    36. Re:laughable by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "If capitalism is good then socialism is necessarily evil".

    37. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except, you know, all libertarians are in favor of the rule of law, something that Ethiopa lacks.

      Nice strawman though. Perhaps you can have a debate with Sarah Palin? You can accuse her of wanting to turn the US into Somalia, and she can accuse you of supporting death panels. It might be entertaining for the Fox News/MSNBC crowd.

    38. Re:laughable by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      But if your neighbors are taking the fruits of their neighbors' labor to supply themselves, then the whole system becomes fair again. Sure you have to work out a system of apportioning work allotments so that one person is not being ask to provide a disproportionate of labor, but that is up to the society to figure out.

      Each society might have different ideas of what constitutes work. A hippie commune might deem poetry to be a valid and valued product, whereas some other collective might only rank something that contributes materially to the society. This determination could be done democratically. Democracy and communism are not mutually exclusive.

    39. Re:laughable by selven · · Score: 0

      I agree with you fully.

      If your happiness increases when others are just as miserable as you are, that makes you a sadist.

    40. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life.

      Disagreed. This is a socialist utopia. It can't even be called Marxist because Marx postulated working - socialists generally don't.

      So - Free food, housing, healthcare and security, and working for any of this is optional? And any situation which does not fulfil this shitdream is 'unfair'?

      Sadly you'll probably be modded 'insightful', because socialist moral concepts have spread a lot these days. Evil dies slowly and grows quickly if it's not fought.

      I am a proponent of providing people what they need to survive and eventually work towards a better place in life, and I'm not sure even the parent meant that it should be work free. Basically, if you refuse to do anything, when you are able to contribute, then I would think the food and housing should be the minimal to be healthy, and even that should perhaps be replaced with other incentives to get moving and doing something. For instance the food could be less and less palatable. The housing could get to little more than a cubicle. Equally, I don't think people should pay other people to sit around and have kids, or at the very least there should be diminishing amounts of support for the additional children and perhaps the suggestion of some kind of reversible sterilization. We need to encourage people to go to College, so I could see limited subsidies there, particularly in areas that are of immediate interest. For instance, some Teachers, Engineers, and Doctors who go into General Practice. For that matter some subsidies of most college curriculum, might have its place, provided you included a requirement that the skills learned must be used and such, or you owe back the difference.

      Basically level the playing field and encourage hard work while at the same time discouraging slacking. Of course, our schools themselves need to probably be in session longer and teach more, that is if we really want to compete in the world.

    41. Re:laughable by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are MANY small-scale communist groups that work very well and have been doing so for decades without problem.

      And as long as they don't shoot you for trying to leave, there's not a thing in the world wrong with that.

      Excellent point, socialism and freedom are in no way contradictory.

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    42. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on some worthless rant like your own.

      .
      LOL

      Mod parent +5 funny

    43. Re:laughable by nebaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The whole idea is flawed. The reason that Communism fails on a large scale is that given enough people, someone will be selfish enough to game the system for his own advantage, and refuse to play nice. To avoid this, careful group membership selection, or harsh enforcement are required.

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    44. Re:laughable by selven · · Score: 1

      And you do whatever work you want to do and leave them at will, causing them to lose thousands of precious dollars on training costs. It's voluntary on both sides, with no theft involved.

    45. Re:laughable by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Agreed. In fact, communism is actually very popular among some farming communities. The idea of communism is simply "sharing", so one farmer will buy a tracter, another buys a homogeniser, etc. and they simply share them with each other instead of everyone needing to get one of each.

      Actually, the place I see communist ideology implemented the most (for me anyways) is OpenSource Software. Read some of the original comunist books (not china/ussr) and you will quickly see that it's basically the same thing.

      Now if only the cellphone companies would catch on and share towers instead of setting up 3 times as many as we need and STILL not getting proper coverage :(

    46. Re:laughable by agrif · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Taking someone else's car in exchange for little pieces of green paper would be called stealing if it wasn't backed by the government.

      I agree with the grandparent, here: socialism and communism are not inherently evil ideas, any more than capitalism and federalism.

    47. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Troll

      Democracy and communism are not mutually exclusive.

      Communism and freedom/self-determination are mutually exclusive.

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    48. Re:laughable by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about "taking"? In a truly communist society, people give voluntarily. Furthermore, there is no "government" as you refer to it.

      No, what you describe is a dictatorship, plain and simple.

    49. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words:

      Socialism/communism implies taking the results of people's labor by the force of law, under the pretense of creating class equality.

      If private ownership of what you earn is good then socialism is necessarily evil.

      Fixed that for the GP. (Incidentally, I agree that such a thing is evil.)

    50. Re:laughable by Spewns · · Score: 1

      You're confused. It'd be nice if most would educate themselves as to what communism actually is instead of endlessly parroting paranoid, propagandistic nonsense. It'd take 30 seconds on Wikipedia. Honestly.

    51. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.

      The Borg are perfect communists. No regard for the individual.

    52. Re:laughable by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      Only if he wasn't getting what was due him as well. You're assuming that the system will only be fair to some and not others, which is kind of exactly opposite the point. Again, may not work in practice, but you don't have to be quite THAT cynical.

      If you and your neighbor both work enough to repay your debt to society, and he's equally likely to get what he needs whether you take his specific labor or not, where is the discrepancy? The only thing I can think is if that particular item has sentimental value.

      Note IANAC

    53. Re:laughable by SirJames007 · · Score: 1

      There are a lot more levels it is evil on. What if you want to live to your hearts desire to work in the field of your choice advancing at the rate of your choice by your own hard work? Then choosing to help others out of the goodness of your heart, and none of this by a forced government mandate? The robbery of one's dreams is a huge reason we can call communism evil. The forced "charity" which only makes everyone in the country poor is another. Frankly it always confuses me why the so called rebels of the US are always the ones after more government regulation and not less! Additionally, owning and driving a Jaguar or Lamborghini is not evil in and of itself, only when the heart is set on these material priorities. But do you know what is evil? Envy. The same envy which stems from pride and causes one to want to crush the rich with an overweight government.

    54. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I never once mentioned Ethiopia. Also Ethiopia actually does have a functioning government.

      Without taxes and else all that civil society entails the rule of law does not exist. Libertarians are in fact nothing more than intellectual children, they just like communists have a total inability to face reality. Also like most communists they generally are kids living on someone else's dime.

    55. Re:laughable by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      At a significant mark-down. I used to be billed at $200 an hour for our clients, but saw about $50 of that. This is obviously an extreme case and ignores things like marketing, R&D and a huge support network, but a similar case happens even in small businesses, where I do everything - from R&D to marketing to support to sales to support to business development... you get the idea.

      Yes, there's the obvious answer that I could venture out for myself, and take all the cash for myself. The problem is that this is a) inefficient, and b) not my temperament.

      So yes, capitalism relies on undervaluing work done at the bottom to reward the top of the pyramid. If that wasn't the case, the US would not be able to afford its lavish lifestyle.

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    56. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Also as him why it took 15 years to begin to think about protecting these patents. IP trolls stifle innovation and our economy. Period.

    57. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, there's the obvious answer that I could venture out for myself, and take all the cash for myself. The problem is that this is a) inefficient, and b) not my temperament.

      Whose fault is that?

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    58. Re:laughable by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      Nothing is wrong with that, if your neighbor in turn lets you take some of his fruit. If everyone plays an equal role in production of fruit, sharing is very beneficial. Sure, it likely isn't going to ever become a reality, but it would be nice.

      The concept isn't evil at all, but in most cases, the implementation seems to be.

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    59. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so I screwed up a country name. You got me there.

      And you continue to make up strawmen. I never said that all taxation was bad. And libertarians would agree. You can't support law enforcement and a court system without taxes.

      Learn to debate without making up strawmen.

    60. Re:laughable by bane2571 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then the obvious question is why didn't you bill yourself out at $200, hell even $100?

      Essentially you were paying your boss $150 to find you work to do.

    61. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Wait you get training?
      HAHAHA, your fucking kidding right?

      The company I work for has never spent a dime on any training for me.

    62. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The concept isn't evil at all, but in most cases, the implementation seems to be.

      That's because at our core we are greedy self-serving animals. The only difference between us and the apes is that we horde money instead of food. You'll never change this. Attempts to do so ignore our biology and invariably produce an even more insidious evil than that which they set out to correct.

      To quote a character who is fairly popular around these parts, "They will swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that."

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    63. Re:laughable by noidentity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, if the world were fair, each person would be held to the same standard, and the standard wouldn't make any references to specific people or groups (i.e. "friends of mine get special treatment"). Fair doesn't mean you get treated well, just that it be by the same standard as everyone else.

    64. Re:laughable by Bottoms · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fail to see what is so evil about socialist/communist ideas. They don't work in practice but that doesn't make them evil.

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      Taking some fruit of your neighbors labor because you are poor and have no fruit of your own even though you work hard cleaning your neighbors toilets is not stealing. I have an issue with people making money off the fruits of my labor without them doing any real labor themselves. I'd rather feed the poor than line the pockets of those fat cat stock market types. Wouldn't you?

    65. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your happiness increases when others are just as miserable as you are, that makes you a sadist.

      Shadenfreude. All of us do it, and I bet you do too.

      Not that anyone with more than half a brain would argue that a perfect implementation of capitalism (a system which has no explicit protection against doing harm to others, and even encourages it in some cases) is LESS sadistic than a perfect implementation of socialism (a system which explicitly states everything you do is to the benefit to others, even at your own detriment) - most sensible people would simply point out that socialism doesn't work as advertised and capitalism is the best we've got.

    66. Re:laughable by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      Before you dismiss socialism entirely...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwZl2Hyw-sk

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      I don't like Linux. This doesn't make me a troll.
    67. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Does calling someone a "fat cat" make it easier for you to rationalize taking their property away from them?

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    68. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Taking someone else's car in exchange for little pieces of green paper would be called stealing if it wasn't backed by the government.

      No, because nobody put a rhetorical gun to the sellers head and told him to sell the car or go to jail.

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    69. Re:laughable by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      You reveal your own ignorance. Communism involves making all property (gasp!) communal. This means that there is no concept of personal property, and in its extremes, personal liberty. Communism's optimism hopes to subvert the supposed exploitation by the bourgeoisie and empower the subverted prols, creating a classless society.

      Except that it doesn't end up being that way. Here's where it turns evil. The supposed classless society becomes even more stratified because, as Orwell put it, 'some are more equal than others'. The aristocracy gets more rich, while the poor (those whom the revolution 'attempt' to empower) are still taken advantage of and end up poorer than before.

      And if that weren't enough, people start to figure out that this revolution crap isn't as glamorous as the head hog said it was going to be and try to escape. At which point the State has to start locking the border, demanding the possession of papers to travel, etc. to keep the people in. With Capitalism, we have to setup a god damn border and checkpoints to keep people out!

      If lies, deceit, and hypocrisy aren't evil, I'm not sure what is. At least with Capitalism we eliminate any pretense of equality, the greatest sin against Communism.

      So don't prowl around with your guttersnipe remarks about your paranoia, anti-paganistic nonsense. Go read Wikipedia yourself about the glam of Communism. I'm sure there are many through out history that would love to take your place.

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    70. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably they also forced you into a labor agreement?

    71. Re:laughable by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > > Profiting from someone else's innovation without payment is fundamentally unfair. All we want is what's fair.

      > There is ridiculous dishonesty in this assertion.

      I bet they didn't pay Tim Berners-Lee anything ;).

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    72. Re:laughable by AnotherUsername · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Presumably you drive on the roads that the government's evil socialist Department of Transportation maintains using your tax dollars. Or use water from the evil socialist city water utility. Or eat food inspected by the evil socialist FDA. Or use the evil socialist Internet developed by the government's evil socialist Department of Defense(which also maintains an evil socialist military fighting force to ensure one's freedom to spout off comments about socialism being bad).

      But I guess that when socialism is only shown as welfare, it is easy to assume that socialism is stealing.

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    73. Re:laughable by novium · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And to be pedantic, 'inalienable rights' carries certain connotations of being inherent and nontransferable. Anything that must be provided by someone else (free food, housing, healthcare) would seem to not apply. Rights, by definition, are something that exist naturally and therefore cannot be provided; they can only be surpressed. Free speech exists in a vacuum. A social net does not.

    74. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      First you learn history, libertarian wet dreams of the free market will lead to nothing more than feudalism. You need look no further back then the 1800s to see this effect.

      Since I am educating you for free and you are stealing my labor, I suggest you at least get a login so I might know if you are the same person.

    75. Re:laughable by tthomas48 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well capitalism doesn't work in practice either. If your definition of "in practice" is complete and total adherence to a particular ideology. If you mean are their modified versions of ideological capitalism, socialism, and communism working in the world, I'd have to say yes. And all are working quite well. The top ten economies actually only include one capitalist state. So if anything it's capitalism that doesn't work.

    76. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see all that. I think a lot of people that are unemployed right now were encouraged to go back to school. You can argue the merits and benefits of school, but I think people are generally being encouraged to look for or train for work.

    77. Re:laughable by selven · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even if you don't get formal training, the company still has to suffer for those first few weeks when you're not acquainted with the system and are thus not as productive as a full employee.

    78. Re:laughable by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Stealing is taking something that belongs to someone else. You never had ownership of the profits made by the company you work for, so even though you helped earn it, you aren't entitled to it.

      Look at it the other way: Profit is your boss's motivation to hire you. If there was no profit, why should he/she/they hire you?

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    79. Re:laughable by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Insightful
      free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security

      You're more than welcome to grow your own food, build your own shelter and live healthy. Or is it only "fair" if someone else is forced to provide those things for you?

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    80. Re:laughable by Shatrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not talking about economics. I'm talking about making my own decisions and being my own master.
      You think wrongly.

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    81. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 0, Troll

      I would argue we as humans in a civilized society are obligated to provide basic necessities to our fellow man. Of course the libertarians will gnash their teeth at the thought of being asked to be part of a civil society at all.

    82. Re:laughable by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      Sadly, a colony of poets would starve, although they all contributed to society equally.

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    83. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Troll

      Funny how every one of those things you listed with the exception of the military can be done cheaper and more effectively by the private sector.

      DOT = employees getting paid above market wages to hold up "stop/slow" signs.

      City water utility = Meter readers getting paid above market wages to drive a car and punch numbers into a PDA

      FDA = Yeah, that's worked out real well. I trust the UL much more than I trust the FDA. I've yet to have a UL approved appliance burn my house down. I have had FDA approved food put me in the hospital.

      The internet, yeah it was partially developed by DOD and then properly turned over to the private sector when the commercial uses become apparent. You think we would have seen the rush of online innovation if the government was still in charge?

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    84. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      No, but the fact that those folks love to privatize the profits and socialize the losses does.

      What else do you call the bailouts? None of my unemployed friends were offered loans at below free market rates, nor were they able to get the government to stream line their bankruptcy proceedings.

    85. Re:laughable by SirJames007 · · Score: 1

      Amen and amen. Its never right.

    86. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about "taking"? In a truly communist society, people give voluntarily. Furthermore, there is no "government" as you refer to it.

      When you find that outside of the ant colony or Borg collective let me know.

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    87. Re:laughable by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      You call it stealing, I call it investment. Even people who come from "nothing" and labor to achieve large "fruits" are not really doing it on their own. They make use of common goods, such as roads, at an least minimally educated labour pool, a relatively stable society, a mostly predictable legal system, and many others.

      We have governments take a proportionate share of this investment and redistribute it to us because it's more efficient and because, more than any other arrangement worked out so far, the government can be trusted to take a only a predictable and fair share. Now, we're constantly debating with each other what constitutes this fair share, but our governments are basically doing what we've agreed on so far, and what works.

      I get really tired of reading sloppy sound bites about the evil and tyrrany of social democratic systems. How about making actual arguments instead?

    88. Re:laughable by biryokumaru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How about the first guy sells his food for money to the second guy, then uses that placeholder of equal value to purchase whatever it is he needs from guy three.

      In essence, from guy one according to his ability, to guy two according to his need, then from guy three according to their ability and back to guy one according to his need.

      My god! Capitalism is Communism!

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    89. Re:laughable by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The hidden communist holocaust murdered about 100 million people in less than 100 years.

      Not only does communism not work, but in an effort to make it work they have to murder off the "imperfect" or "those who don't contribute" or "those who are different" or "those who don't worship the state secular religion called communism" because too many people means social programs cost too much. So if they just off the "surplus population" they can hope to make the economics work even if they don't follow logic or reason or any sense at all.

      George Orwell warned us about communism and socialism via Animal Farm where the farmer is capitalism and the animals establish a socialist/communist government. In the end they find out the socialists/communists are just as corrupt as the farmer and many animals lose their rights and freedoms and some end up dead.

      The Black Book of Communism was written in France and is a picture book, it outlines the camps and the murders, the torture, the stealing, the crimes against humanity and other things that socialism/communism has done.

      As an alternative try welfare capitalism or compassionate capitalism where social programs are insurance based, and based on logic, reason, and reality. The person gets out of it what they paid into it via taxes. Which was what FDR and others in the USA used to avoid socialism/communism and the evils that follow them.

      Socialism is diet communism, would you like diet fascism or diet Nazism as a viable form of government? They don't work in practice either and are just as evil. Too much to the right is bad, and too much to the left is just as bad, people should really be in the middle.

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    90. Re:laughable by gnieboer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At this point scrolling down, does anyone remember what the original article was about? I don't think it was about establishing a libertarian communist dictatorship exploited by fruit-growing neighbors...

    91. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one forced you to exchange your car for paper. The key idea is force.

    92. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I opposed the bailouts. We should have let every one of those outfits fail. Socializing failure is never in the national interest.

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    93. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Informative

      And lets all remember Orwell was in fact a socialist. He even went to fight the the fascists in the spanish civil war.

    94. Re:laughable by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Heh...I pay taxes in return for certain government services. You define that as socialism? Socialism is being taxed because I made too much money and my money given to those who didn't work. It's unfair that I busted my ass getting out of bed and going to work at 4am and getting home 14 hours later every day for days on end including weekends and many holidays......in one case for 211 straight days without a day off. In punishment for making the huge sums of money that I earned that year the government decided they needed to stick me up a few tax brackets so I could help the people that laid around all day suffering in poverty while they watched Jerry Springer. I'm sorry I'm such a rotten evil capitalist who earned the lavish sum of 66 thousand dollars in one single year because I was so greedy that I actually went to work and led a productive life earning obscene amounts of overtime money instead of waiting for my fair share of the pie to be delivered to me by the government that loves me and cares for me. Yeah...I'm a rich evil bastard and I know it.

    95. Re:laughable by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      And in most states, that last part is unenforceable. In addition, I think that MOST countries do not support that kind of BS.

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    96. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That happens with capitalism too though. Human greed and selfishness will be the downfall of any society run by humans.

    97. Re:laughable by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      At least in capitalism each individual has the ability to create their own happiness; this is much better than the government or society keeping happiness away from everyone.

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    98. Re:laughable by naasking · · Score: 1

      Morality is defined by consequences. If the consequences of a philosophy are exceedingly negative, then the philosophy is morally reprehensible, and hence, evil. Of course, evil is a fairly loaded word, so use sparingly.

    99. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit going offtopic gnieboer, I'm more interested in seeing h4rr4r and Sarah Palin debate after this interesting exchange of intellectual dishonesty ;-)

    100. Re:laughable by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I (age 52) and you were both 'forced' to allow the government to draw out from that retirement system, and leave it full of IOUs, or there would be a lot more money in it, enough so you would probably see it as well. Hell, enough your hypothetical grandkids probably would. I'm not even sure it will last until I reach 68. But you and I are not what's imposing on each other's freedom. You can resent being 'forced' to provide for me if you want to fall for that line. Maybe I should resent the 13 years I put in in the armed forces, as 13 is not enough to get military retirement and if I see any retirement benefits from it, they will come from paying into social security during my hitches instead. It looks like you, and maybe a lot of other freedom loving people resent having to keep the promises their government made to people such as me.
              So I have to ask, just what's not fair? "It's not fair" that people you had a chance to vote for (or against) drew money out of the Social Security fund, and promised to pay it back with taxes they are now unwilling to raise just to keep their promises? "It's not fair" that you should bear any responsibility to see that the government cuts some other expenditures rather than break its promise to repay what's been borrowed from the SS fund? I don't blame you for not wanting to throw money into a system where it drains out everywhere, but the very people who are spending your taxes on everything but fixing Social Security and Medicare are evidently telling you that the cure is to abandon the lazy parasites such as me. It may not be fair, but a lot of people such as you are going to either be forced to fix what's really wrong, or to to see the money get sucked from your pockets anyway and not even do that. The best, the very best you might see is a lot of your hard work go to actually fix the government. Abandoning those programs as 'socialist' instead won't encourage the government to stop the drain, it's just another 'us' vrs. 'them' trick to let the real leaches keep sucking us both dry.

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    101. Re:laughable by naasking · · Score: 1

      Socialism isn't that far off from Capitalism and it requires that people work, the biggest difference is in the compensation the workers are given for their labor.

      The biggest difference is that socialism seemingly has no feedback loop to discourage free-loading and encourage hard work. That's a pretty big difference, so your assertion that they aren't fundamentally different is frankly ridiculous.

    102. Re:laughable by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Which means that you should not be unable to get medical care equal to that of the rich merely because your job pays poorly. At the lowest level of the hierarchy of needs, there are only two ways for you to be treated equally: for those needs to be relatively cheap or for those needs to be provided for everyone.

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    103. Re:laughable by i_ate_god · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny how every one of those things you listed with the exception of the military can be done cheaper and more effectively by the private sector.

      DOT = employees getting paid above market wages to hold up "stop/slow" signs.

      City water utility = Meter readers getting paid above market wages to drive a car and punch numbers into a PDA

      FDA = Yeah, that's worked out real well. I trust the UL much more than I trust the FDA. I've yet to have a UL approved appliance burn my house down. I have had FDA approved food put me in the hospital.

      The internet, yeah it was partially developed by DOD and then properly turned over to the private sector when the commercial uses become apparent. You think we would have seen the rush of online innovation if the government was still in charge?

      Yes, because history has taught us time and again that when left to their own accords, the private industry can police itself.

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    104. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Informative

      George Orwell was an ardent socialist you ignorant fool. He went to Spain to fight the fascists.
      Communism did none of those things, totalitarian states did. Do you blame capitalism for the death squads the Shah of Iran used after the CIA put him back in power?

      Would you like diet education? because it looks like that is what you got.

    105. Re:laughable by Cryacin · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least they'd have something to write about.

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    106. Re:laughable by Gorobei · · Score: 4, Informative

      Maslow's first level is breathing, food, water, etc. His second level includes employment, health, and property.

      He assumes you actually have a functional society before you start wondering about self-esteem and stuff.

      Sure, he doesn't say we should build a social Utopia provided by a magically government. But, he would probably say that a Feudal system, for example, wouldn't even have his top two D-needs.

    107. Re:laughable by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I would think we might want to make sure she can make it. I believe she is quite busy watching the Russians from her front porch and reading papers she cannot name.

      The moment the republicans picked that retard they lost all respect I ever had for them. She makes Dubya look like fucking Einstein.

    108. Re:laughable by xaositects · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have hit the nail on the head. The problem with implementing any kind of social/economic/political movement on a large scale is that the number of corrupt individuals involved increases proportionally (sometimes exponentially?) with the size of the movement itself. Those individuals do not have the same goals in mind as the founders of said movement, but have learned how to make the it work for them by exploiting the naivety/idealism of those founders. As someone above said, communism as in farming communes works on a small scale, just as anarchy would work on a small scale. The people in that scale need to be able to police their own to eliminate the elements that do not contribute to the movement as a whole though. Without that policing, the undesired elements gain too much power and create their own powerful -- and difficult to dislodge -- structure of corruption.

    109. Re:laughable by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      The whole concept of rights existing naturally is a silly assertion. What about the right of the government to censor your speech?

      No right can 'create' more value than was there originally. That is, every right must take from the greater whole some small, and possibly insignificant, element. Your right not to be murdered in the street takes away from the right of those around you to murder you in the street if they so choose.

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    110. Re:laughable by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you find that outside of the ant colony or Borg collective let me know.

      I never said it was realistic. I'm simply explaining the concept. It's kinda like pure capitalism. A nice idea in theory, but in practice, completely absurd, based upon a foundation of human behaviour that's so idealized it's silly.

    111. Re:laughable by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Communism and freedom/self-determination are mutually exclusive.

      Why? In my post I envisioned a society where people did use a democratic process to determine how their society was run while still retaining a system of communism. Rather than just make an assertion that this is wrong, back up your ideas.

      Communism can be used as a system of government by an oppressive regime. That doesn't mean that it can only be used by an oppressive regime.

      I think that the problem we have when discussing this sort of thing is that we are conditioned to think in terms of "what's in it for me". Self-interest is a major part of our society, and I don't think that we are aware of how much we are indoctrinated into this way of thought. And I am not making a value judgement when I say "indoctrinated". All children are indoctrinated into a particular mindset, but that mindset varies depending on country and socio-economic background.

    112. Re:laughable by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you out of your mind? How am I supposed to build a comfortable lean-to next to a fairy tale garden full of fresh vegetables in your la-la-land if I can't afford an acre of it, there are no jobs anywhere, nobody else can afford anything I might try to sell, and pollen carrying Monsanto's patented gene keeps blowing around?

    113. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, because history has taught us time and again that when left to their own accords, the private industry can police itself.

      It policies itself better than government in many respects. If you ran a private business in the manner that the US Government (or my state government for that matter) is run it would be bankrupt in short order and cease operating.

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    114. Re:laughable by Khyber · · Score: 1

      ITT: People who have no fucking clue what they're talking about, besides the first basic level of such systems that they mention.

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    115. Re:laughable by guyfawkes-11-5 · · Score: 1

      Funny how every one of those things you listed with the exception of the military can be done cheaper and more effectively by the private sector.

      Ah yes, that old canard. Do you own stock in Halliburton?

    116. Re:laughable by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I think everyone agrees with your first statement, the fight comes up with drawing the line at what basic necessities are.

    117. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone gets food and water? That is simply PURE EVIL.

    118. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet oddly, if Heaven exists as Christians believe, it is truly a paradise founded in communism.

    119. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is retirement a basic necessity?? Is treatment for quitting smoking?? Is gastro-bypass surgery a basic necessity to fix your over-eating weakness?? Maybe more people might support universal health care if we take a lot of deadbeats off the dole.

      Libertarians believe in the outlandish philosophy that you are responsible for your own success or failure, not the government. These people must be extremists!!!

    120. Re:laughable by Gorobei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      $50 for $200 is not extreme at all. Even after $100 of overhead at the client's firm, you still extract 1/6 of the value. That's much more than most Wall St traders.

      People forget that capitalism is basically the people with capital (i.e. money) extracting all the profits because capital is scarce compared to labor. This hasn't been true for the last 30 years: capital is so damn cheap now that you can build a FedEx or a Google or a Microsoft fresh out of college. Now it's all about "intellectual capital" (i.e. people thinking) - the whole rise of the middle class was due to people needing enough strength and education to run machines, now you need the brains and education to use a computer to do stuff (a junior lawyer recently told me she bills $300+/hr to basically do Google searches.)

      Sadly, this dooms 95% of the population to slowly leave the "middle class."

    121. Re:laughable by raddan · · Score: 1

      Well, remember that the next time you drive in another state.

      We used to have this thing called a 'community'. Sadly, that seems to have gone away. We're all tragedy now and no commons.

      Cooperation has tremendous benefit. Some actors won't cooperate if the risk is too high, even if there is great benefit-- that's when you need a bully, i.e., government.

    122. Re:laughable by englishknnigits · · Score: 1

      I agree when they are INCAPABLE of reasonably acquiring it themselves for whatever reason. If they are lazy bastards that sit on their asses and expect to benefit from other peoples efforts, then they can starve. I am not entirely sure why allowing people to unnecessarily leech off of you is being "civil"...

    123. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Communism is not compatible with individual liberty and freedom. Communism implies the subordination of the individual to the state. In a true communist society there is no concept of private ownership. All assets, including human capital are owned by the state. If you don't see how much a system is inherently incompatible with freedom, liberty and individuality then we are probably too far apart to have a meaningful dialog on the issue.

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    124. Re:laughable by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Provide me with a house (free), food (free), and transportation anywhere I want (free), and my sex change operation (free).

      Basic (depending on who you ask) is subject to "negotiation" and political whims.

      Here is what society should "Provide" ... Common Defense. Usually against tyrants, including left wing ones who typically live in ivory towers, thinks everyone else is stupid, and the rules they make up for everyone else don't apply to them. You know, like the people meeting in Copenhagen regarding AWG caused by ... carbon emissions, who dumped more carbon in a couple of weeks than 6,000 US citizens use in a year , or 4 million Ethiopians.

      No, Libertarians want a civil society and find taxing and spending on "social" programs not very civil. It isn't civil because of the "Tax" part, because taxes are a necessary evil, not a requirement for "civil" society. And Income re-distribution is as tyrannical as any other tyranny.

      Why do I have to agree to your idea of "civilized"? As long as I leave you and everyone else alone, what business is it of yours to tell me how to live?? I'm sure you don't like it when some Religious person tells you what their version of "civil" is, what makes you any different than them?

      Oh yeah, I forgot, you're smarter than everyone else, you love making the rules for everyone else, and I'm sure you'll be first in line to toss the rules aside when they don't suit you.

      Any government capable of giving you want you want, is capable of taking everything you have, including your life.

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    125. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ayn Rand. Everything is fair if it benefits the person judging whats fair. Everything else is totalitarian liberalism.

    126. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      If you made that salary in my state and combined it with home ownership you'd likely be paying out >50% of your income in taxes. What's the point of working hard when you lose half of the fruits of your labor in taxes?

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    127. Re:laughable by alienzed · · Score: 1

      Humanity is far, far from this ideal, and everything we do now in the business world is *nothing* about fair, it is about power and capital, and having long chains of other humans working for the profit of those few who have learned how to escape or work the system.

      Put Hermes Conrad in charge and we can escape and work the system all by putting one australian man to work, very efficiently.

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    128. Re:laughable by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Which means that you should not be unable to get medical care equal to that of the rich merely because your job pays poorly.

      Yeah, and?

    129. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Libertarian wonders what is civil about using force to take what I earned, with the minutes of my life, to give to someone who did not. This Libertarian wants nothing more than to be part of a civil society - one that respects the rights of *everyone*. Its disgusting to me that we've come to call being proud of your work and what you've earned from it 'greed', and teach our children to be ashamed of it.

    130. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen brother

    131. Re:laughable by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      better everyone suffer and die as unwitting slaves, than a anyone having the chance to be happy.

      FIFY

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    132. Re:laughable by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Last I heard only California had a law against such contract stipulations, but I could easily be wrong.

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    133. Re:laughable by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      And those, sir, we never sign.

      Defer some of my compensation, fine, I lose it if I go to a competitor, but that is my right. You pay me fairly, and it might not happen.

      Knowledge is what makes me valuable. It's in my head and mine. If you have trade secrets, I'll respect those. I'll agree to not use use specific ideas too, while they remain unpublished, as long as you write them down as part of the contract.

      Nice and easy "at will" contract. If you want a mentat to own forever, there is a contract for that too, but it's rather expensive.

    134. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If freedom is good then socialism is necessarily evil.

      If oranges are orange then apples are necessarily blue.

    135. Re:laughable by MikeBabcock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've always found it deeply ironic that many "mine mine mine!" capitalists also declare themselves to be Christians and fail to understand sharing one's wealth in the Christian sense at all.

      "If you have two coats and your neighbour has none, give one of them away to him."

      Give, not sell, because you have more than you need, and he has nothing. Whether you earned it or not is irrelevant.

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    136. Re:laughable by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I love good solid union members who don't believe in socialism :-)

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    137. Re:laughable by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      You could not be more incorrect. It's not a socialist utopia, it's a utopia. It's sad that people have come to equate the two. There is nothing in the statement you quoted about government. I don't think there's anything socialist to say that it would be wonderful if everyone had decent food, housing, healthcare, security.... Is that not an ideal we all agree would be great? Only a truly sick person believes it's ideal for some people to starve and suffer. Socialism is an attempt to get closer to that ideal through government intervention...it's not the ideal itself. Advocates of purer capitalism often frame their arguments in terms of a similar ideal, generally stating that this utopia can best be approached by letting pure market forces work. Socialists believe it can best be approached with government intervention and assistance. Libertarians believe it can be most closely approached if we each have a private militia...(I kid). Really, though, aren't most religion's "heaven" a place where something along those lines exists? Seems like the universal human utopia to me, not something rooted in a modern economic and political system.

    138. Re:laughable by geekboy642 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Libertarians also hold the completely rational belief that people incapable or unwilling to work hard enough--and here only the Libertarian is allowed to define how hard--should die when they meet hardship.

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    139. Re:laughable by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0, Troll

      Quit. Ask for a Raise. Start your own company.

      Your bosses probably don't steal from you, or anyone else, so saying they steal is slanderous or libelous. And If I were your boss, I'd fire you for it.

      That is, unless you work for someone like Madoff. And then that is your own damn fault, see my first paragraph. And you should be reporting them to the government if you have knowledge of this "fact".

      You aren't a slave, unless you believe you are.

      And lastly, I don't know how you live with yourself if you're enabling your bosses to steal. Because you're part of the problem. Read Paragraph one.

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    140. Re:laughable by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      If you're not talking about economics then you're not talking about socialism.

    141. Re:laughable by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      What's the point of trying to pick up attractive women when 50% of them turn you down?

      Would you try more or less if the rate was, say, 75%?

      The "I would work l less crowd" go home and play Xbox. The others might still try to get laid.

    142. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Federalism has nothing to do with capitalism. Whoever modded this lump of shit up doesn't know jack about politics. Oh, that's right.... we're on Digg... errr... Slashdork.

    143. Re:laughable by Josh04 · · Score: 1

      Equally, I don't think people should pay other people to sit around and have kids, or at the very least there should be diminishing amounts of support for the additional children and perhaps the suggestion of some kind of reversible sterilization.

      When talking about child benefits, it's important to think of them in terms of the children benefiting, rather than the parents, lest what sounds reasonable from one angle is actually indisputably evil from the other. Here, you've said "I'm sorry, but as you are the third child from your parents you won't be going to college like your brothers. Sucks to be you, pick better parents next time."

    144. Re:laughable by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessing. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of blessing."

      I know you were trying to be cute but my change actually didn't effect the meaning of what you were saying at all. At least be honest.

      In socialism you have a guarantee of a certain level of blessing. In exchange you can't achieve dizzying heights of wealth, less chance of being a bazzillionaire.

      In pure capitalism you have NO guarantee of blessings. But you have a chance of becoming a brazzilionaire.

      Personally, I'm willing to give up my brazilians to have a guaranteed level of living. Also, some level of socialism is needed for society to even function. Rules about rights to education, safe roads, blahblah are all socialist. Because the group is giving up their hard earned cash to provide a guarantee to the masses. Certainly the rich could have their butlers put out fires but as a society we decided that everyone needed this.

      The fear of socialism in the states confuses me, it isn't complicated and it is already partially implemented.

      It all comes down to this. Do you think everyone deserves service-x? Are you willing to slightly lessen your shot at owning a home worth more than a million dollars to provide this?

      An example I like to use is public transit. Something a bit risky since it isn't free in even the most socialist countries. What are buses used for? - 90% of the time it is to go somewhere to spend money, or make money (Believe it or not they aren't exhilarating rides). Both of these things are good for the local economy. The cost is relatively minimal. It would also be lowered by not charging people, no tickets, no machines in buses, less time at stops, less bureaucracy and so on. It also lowers the barrier to move from total poverty up to working class, something very good for the economy. If more people use the system it only becomes more efficient cost wise. It also provides an alternative transport to those considering getting a car which provides environmental bonuses, I don't give a shit if you don't believe in GCC, It reduces city pollution, on which we have solid information on the dangers and number of deaths. The cons are that it disproportionately charges people that don't use the service. But it provides for the people that need it most, the money is much more effectively spent. Setting the cost of a bus ride to a dollar or even 50c seems like a no brainer. Or in the least it shouldn't get the level of fear and hatred that it seems to get in the states. It is a simple idea nothing horrific at all.

    145. Re:laughable by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Socialist ideas work very well in practice... look at the top countries for happiness and quality of life... Pretty much all of them borrow heavily from socialist ideals. The root of socialism being society ... The root of communism being community .. and the root of capitalism being money (capital).

    146. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In socialism you have a guarantee of a certain level of blessing.

      Yeah, like the privilege to wait in line for twelve hours to buy toilet paper.

      In pure capitalism you have NO guarantee of blessings. But you have a chance of becoming a brazzilionaire.

      It has nothing to do with being a 'brazzilionaire'. My combined tax burden across state/federal/local/property/sales/etc is close to 50%. I make a whooping $30,000. I just want to keep some more of that money. What's wrong with that desire?

      The fear of socialism in the states confuses me, it isn't complicated and it is already partially implemented.

      It's a fear of losing freedom and having individuality subordinated by the state.

      It all comes down to this. Do you think everyone deserves service-x?

      No, I don't think anybody deserves any service they aren't willing or able to pay for. I'll await my troll mod now for having the audacity to say that out loud.

      Setting the cost of a bus ride to a dollar or even 50c seems like a no brainer.

      It seems like nothing of the sort to me. If bus service is so cheap then why can't those who rely upon it pay the full cost of receiving it? Why should I have to subsidize it?

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    147. Re:laughable by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Communism and freedom/self-determination are mutually exclusive.

      Not at all. The ideals of a communist state SHOULD be all about COMMUNITY. Each person shares the combined requirements of the overall population and it's shared out equally. Unfortunately, greed normally comes with power, so in implementing this community state, the amount of work that is done by different parts of the community end up quite different.

      A perfect implementation would be fantastic. I need a car, I go pick up a new car, it's free. The mechanic who has a sore back goes to a doctor who for no fee directs him to a physiotherapist, who then for free goes to a mechanic to change the oil in his car. Sadly it would get bogged down in the fineprint.

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    148. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      What's the point of trying to pick up attractive women when 50% of them turn you down?

      It generally doesn't take 40+ hours a week for 52 weeks of the year to try and pick up attractive woman. And I've never had 50% of them reject me, what are you doing wrong?

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    149. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The ideals of a communist state SHOULD be all about COMMUNITY. Each person shares the combined requirements of the overall population and it's shared out equally

      And the ideals of our state are individual freedoms and liberty.

      A perfect implementation would be fantastic. I need a car, I go pick up a new car, it's free. The mechanic who has a sore back goes to a doctor who for no fee directs him to a physiotherapist, who then for free goes to a mechanic to change the oil in his car

      And if you can just go pick up a car or see a doctor for free, where's your incentive to work? I'm sure some people would be altruistic enough to work for free -- but many (the majority?) would not. How do you intend to solve that problem? Put a gun to their head and make them work? That seems to be SOP for most Communist states that we've seen up until this point.

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    150. Re:laughable by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Who decided that all those things are what would be "fair" in a perfect world, might I ask?

      I don't see why there is confusion. Obviously, the author of gp did. Why would that not be acceptable?

      Rights and our sense of fairness are human concepts based on a mix of opinion, logic and emotion guided by evolution. There may be supporting arguments for every opinion, but in the end correctness is unprovable by any absolute measure.

      Naturally, as humans, we are going to define what human rights are. The GP is perfectly within his right to define them (yea... it's recursive), and you or others may differ with your definitions but that does not necessarily detract from his (or hers). Our civilization is guided by the rights we grant ourselves and collectively we decide how that will be expressed with law, custom, and etiquette. Of course as a group, we must achieve a degree of consensus in order to manifest those. That occurs as a result of individuals advocating and vocalizing their opinions and definitions, which is what the GP did.

      It's not possible using scientific method to prove or disprove that food, shelter, healthcare (or whatever else) are human rights, but that's not what the focus should be. The focus should be on if we want to decide if they are rights. That decision is based on presenting arguments which answer questions like the following:

      • Which is the best for human survival?
      • Which raises the average standard of living?
      • Which raises the standard of living for the disadvantaged but imposes the least burden on the advantaged?
      • Which imposes the least overall burden?
      • Which raises efficiency?
      • Which satisfies our need of independence?
      • Which aligns with our sense of fairness?
      • Which matches our sense of civilization?
      • Which fosters an environment we want to live in?
      • Which motivates instead of demotivates?
      • Which maximizes total opportunity?
      • Which raises the baseline level of opportunity?
      • Which is possible?

      If we determine that something is not a right, then we move to the next debate: is it a privilege? (such as welfare, college grants, driving cars, etc)

      Summary: fairness, rights, and civilization are what we say they are.

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    151. Re:laughable by devnull13 · · Score: 1

      Profiting from someone else's innovation without payment is fundamentally unfair. All we want is what's fair.

      It reminds me of Sally from "A Charlie Brown Christmas" television special.

      "All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share." :)

    152. Re:laughable by agrif · · Score: 1

      I would like to think that ideas are separate from their implementations. So while all socialist/communist implementations have so far have had negative consequences, it is possible (though unlikely) for one of all the possible implementations to be positive.

      From my point of view, unless it is impossible for there to be net positive consequences, no idea is inherently evil. (though, I'm sure to get a lot of flak and some counter-examples for this)

    153. Re:laughable by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heck, why stop there.

      It means you don't get food or water to live while a rich person somewhere is throwing food away.
      It means you don't have a right to keep your property or your family if someone else is powerful enough to take them away from you.

      Which means by hobbe's leviathan, you and your 19 best poor buddies rise up every time it gets unfair enough and cut people's heads off, beat them to death in mobs, and other behavior. Because the asshats didn't have enough sense to keep things even remotely fair. So you are morally justified in doing any damn thing you please.

      So?

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    154. Re:laughable by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You make an excellent point, even if it comes off a little snarky. :)

      "And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also." (Matt 6:40)

      "But love your enemies, and do good, and lend hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil." (Luke 6:35)

      "And if thy brother be waxen poor, and fallen in decay with thee; then thou shalt relieve him: yea though he be a stranger, or a sojourner, that he may live with thee." (Lev. 25:35)

      None of that precludes punishment for success, but it does lay the boundaries for what and how success can be attained, as well as how you view success and treat your fellow man once you are successful. (Rich young ruler, etc... good parables.)

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    155. Re:laughable by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      To quote a character who is fairly popular around these parts, "They will swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that."

      Well, quotes from Serenity are fine, but every time you take a headache pill, eat vitamins, have an operation, you are in fact "making people better". You can make people better. You can tell people that eating three serves of fast food a day is bad, they start eating healthy food. You just made them better. Oh, don't smoke so much, it's bad for you. You will be better if you don't smoke so much. Twenty minutes of exercise a day will make you better.

      Also as Chris Mazuc points out nicely in this post not ALL people are greedy self serving animals.

      The only difference between us and the apes is that we horde money instead of food. You'll never change this. Attempts to do so ignore our biology and invariably produce an even more insidious evil than that which they set out to correct.

      Okay, then explain how the Tibetan people were quite happy living for centuries as a peaceful state, helping others and living lives that were focused around cherishing all that is alive and enjoying the simple beauty of their world? Where was the greedy self serving animals?

      It's easy to convince a man that someone is taking advantage of him, and that he should fight a war to "make things right". However, historically, that story has most often been a lie told to simple minded people.

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    156. Re:laughable by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      And if you can just go pick up a car or see a doctor for free, where's your incentive to work? I'm sure some people would be altruistic enough to work for free -- but many (the majority?) would not. How do you intend to solve that problem? Put a gun to their head and make them work? That seems to be SOP for most Communist states that we've seen up until this point.

      If a man's primary motivation in life is to serve himself only, it certainly fails, but if our motivation was advancing ourselves as a race with every person willing to do his share of work for the greater good, then it would be a different kettle of fish. I just find it sad that unfortunately for us as a whole, the first part seems to be much more common.

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    157. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember that if you break a few eggs to make an omelette, when you dash out the back door without paying for your eggs it doesn't make you a capitalist, it makes you a petty thief.

    158. Re:laughable by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      and capitalism doesn't have a feedback loop to ensure a decent standard of living for people.

      neither system in pure form leads to a particularly desirable society.

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    159. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think the inspection and regulation of the production line of an appliance is comparable to the production line of a food product?

    160. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      but every time you take a headache pill, eat vitamins, have an operation, you are in fact "making people better".

      You've just described choice. I can choose to do any one of those things. Or not to do them. The quote that I referenced was about a government making those choices for you.

      You can tell people that eating three serves of fast food a day is bad, they start eating healthy food.

      You can tell people any number of things. Some will listen, some will not. My problem is when you start trying to enforce "corrective" behavior using taxes or other punishments. It's not your business to correct my bad lifestyle choices. Live and let live.

      not ALL people are greedy self serving animals.

      No, there are a few examples. Mother Teresa comes to mind. But by and large I stand by my remark.

      Okay, then explain how the Tibetan people were quite happy living for centuries as a peaceful state, helping others and living lives that were focused around cherishing all that is alive and enjoying the simple beauty of their world?

      Wow, what have you been smoking? The historical record on Tibet is muddled but there's a fair amount of evidence out there to suggest that it wasn't exactly a peaceful paradise of human dignity prior to the Chinese conquest. No doubt some of that is propaganda (history being written by the victors and all) but I very much doubt that your example of the other extreme reflects reality either.

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    161. Re:laughable by daveime · · Score: 1

      McCarthy indoctrination at it's finest ... you wouldn't happen to be American would you ?

      Communism ... look at the root word, commune.

      It means everyone works for the good of the commune and there is NO GOVERNMENT !!! Everyone is equal, no one is "in charge", and that's the only way it *can* work.

      Put someone in charge, and that infers a "higher position" for them in the social order, which is against the very fundamental of communism.

      Although, in practice of course, communism doesn't work even on a small scale. Even the Amish, who seem to be pretty much self sufficient, still have councils of elders who make decisions for the rest of the group. Once a decision is made that is for the best of an individual, not neccessarily the best for the group as a whole, communism breaks down into depotism, feudalism or some other word ending in "-ism" (sorry, just woke up, only firing on 3 cylinders right now).

    162. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      but if our motivation was advancing ourselves as a race with every person willing to do his share of work for the greater good, then it would be a different kettle of fish.

      If wishes were horses.....

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    163. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      While on the subject of Maslow, I could argue that a good chunk of the slashdot community can't even meet the most basic needs of his pyramid. According to the wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs), sex is on the bottom row. Right in there with pooping.

    164. Re:laughable by MMORG · · Score: 1

      But if your neighbors are taking the fruits of their neighbors' labor to supply themselves, then the whole system becomes fair again.

      I think that's called a Ponzi scheme.

    165. Re:laughable by LS · · Score: 1

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      Nice platitude, but it's more complex than that. Not all resources are generated purely out of individual effort and separable into chunks, and humans aren't solitary animals. Anyway not advocating one way or the other, but drawing lines in the sand and taking sides doesn't enlighten anyone.

      You could switch the form of idealism and it would still make sense:

      "I fail to see what is so evil about libertarian ideas. They don't work in practice but that doesn't make them evil."

      LS

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    166. Re:laughable by Aldenissin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And I say that is irrational that people should die just because they are incapable. Take myself for instance. I have had two open heart surgeries (2,7) and and a spine surgery(11). The first heart surgery was when I was two. I was unfortunately intelligent enough at a young enough age (without proper guidance) to wrestle with the idea of should I have been allowed to even exist. Being that I was worth 2 million before my third birthday and my parents couldn't afford the costs, (at least that was what I was told.) I wondered why I was so special.

        But now that I am more mature, I can say without a doubt every human life is valuable. Every one. If we help each other to see it, the benefits start to become exponential. Imagine, if "I" or someone else is incapable at any moment, but later on design or invent something that changes the world, it could pay off a multitudes "societal debt".

        Lets say that they are old and incapable, do we give disincentive to get old and turn people toward living the fast life? Lets also not forget, our elders have wisdom. Those that forget the past, are often doomed to repeat it.

        In the end, we all will meet hardship at one point or another. Even if you aren't religious, can you deny that pulling together through the thin times is what enable us to conquer the Earth and all obstacles that we have so far? Without that basic "good will" of a critical mass, well, we'd be lucky to have much more than than oxcarts I would venture to say. Good will allows civilization (if but indirectly) and prevents chaos and calls down order.

        Not but a few hundred years ago the club and sword were all that truly mattered for conquering, now we are conquering medicine and science on orders of magnitude of magnitude.

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    167. Re:laughable by Dillon2112 · · Score: 1

      "...use the knowledge you gained on the job to get a better one."

      Laughable, indeed. That's called "experience".

    168. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Above market wages

      Does that mean more than you think they should get - or just more than you get? 30K, LOL.

    169. Re:laughable by rycamor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course I feel an obligation, which is why I donate money to help those in need. We libertarians tend to draw the line at enforcement, though, believing that in a truly civil society force is only used to stop those who would use force on others. It's called the principle of non-initiation of force.

      A truly civil society can only exist when enough people of goodwill make free choices to help others. The whole struggle should be in the convincing of others to do good, rather than in expecting a strong-arm government to make us good. Enforcement of such has never worked, and the more you enforce, the less civil the society becomes.

    170. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where's your incentive to work?

      What's with the fixation on working, anyway? It seems we're making everything we want (now that we've learned not to use credit cards to want things we can't afford) using only about 88% of the adult population (a certain chunk of which doesn't even work 40 hours a week) and productivity will only continue to increase, reducing the amount of labor needed.

    171. Re:laughable by Smeagel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As many philosophers have spelled out over time, the only way to fairly consider a social system is to imagine a system where you were randomly reborn tomorrow as anyone inside that system, and the one where you're most likely to live a good life is the fairest system. If you're honest with yourself you'll realize in a completely libertarian system 90% of people will be miserable, as the intelligent people take everything they can out of the system and hold it for their own. In a totally socialist system 99% of people will be miserable because it denies the basics of human motivation and everyone suffers. In a pragmatic system that combines the two (something libertarians fail to grasp), the most people are able to live good lives. The hard part is where to draw that line. Never trust an idealist, they're blinded by their own self-certainty. The hypocrisy of your post is you complain of the idealistic liberals who think they're smarter than you, when your own post stinks of self-certainty and idealism.

    172. Re:laughable by iron-kurton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One word: ENRON

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    173. Re:laughable by BryanL · · Score: 1

      So, are taxes evil?

    174. Re:laughable by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Well duh, that's because government shouldn't be legislating morality. Unless of course it's two guys screwing each other, that's just disgusiting and should be made a capital crime.

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    175. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arguably, so is capitalism and freedom/self-determination.

      Hell, living with other people and freedom/self-determination are mutually exclusive.

      What, exactly, do you mean by your terms? How much freedom is free enough?

      The question isn't whether or not you're losing freedom - you are, just by virtue of having to restrict yourself from behaviors that would piss off someone else.

      The question is, where do we draw the balance between the rights of the society, and the rights of the individual?

    176. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, neither you nor I signed this thing called the "social contract" -- but we would all be pretty screwed if we did not have it. And we can amend it in a democracy where we are empowered to participate in the political process. Government performs an important role, often greasing the gears of capitalism by preventing costs of crime, disease, and social strife with safety nets like social security, which are paid for with payroll taxes.

    177. Re:laughable by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Good ol' fair compensation for labor. Here's a bitter joke workers made when an entire huge nation actually lived under such circumstances:
      "So long as the bosses pretend to pay us, we will pretend to work."

      And for good measure, here are a few more illustrating how life really is under a system like this. Keep in mind, these were not created in America, but rather by real workers who were aspiring to true socialism.

      "Lenin died, but his cause lives on!" (an actual slogan)
      The workers attitude: "We would prefer it the other way around."

      How do you deal with mice infesting the government buildings?
      Put up a sign saying "real socialist farm". Then half the mice will starve and the others will run away.

      A man walks into a shop and says, "I see you don't have any fish", and the shop assistant replies, "You got it wrong - this is a butcher: we don't have any meat. They don't have any fish in the fish shop that is across the road!"

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    178. Re:laughable by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      If wishes were horses.....

      Dreams can turn into reality. Look at history for many amazing people with amazing dreams and wishes and how the right person can influence the minds of so many around him or her. In one of your earlier examples you mentioned Mother Teresa. One person, yes. Mother Teresa founded the Missionaries of Charity which now consists of over 4,500 sisters and is active in 133 countries. In addition a male version of the same thing is the Missionaries of Charity Fathers which was co-founded by Mother Teresa.

      Wishes can be horses my friend. It just takes the right person wishing.

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    179. Re:laughable by Smeagel · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what capitalist society you're talking about, but you need to visit some inner-city schools and spend some time in those neighborhoods and tell me about how children born there have the ability to create their own happiness. Then think how it'd be one hundred times worse if schools were fully private, as libertarianism deteriorates the situation.

      I'm not quite sure how the progress of ones life being dependent on the wealth of their parents is giving the individual the ability to create their own happiness... Libertarians are every bit as much out of touch with the realities of society as communists are.

    180. Re:laughable by iron-kurton · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Companies are concerned with the bottom line. They care NOTHING about the welfare of citizens, whereas the government presumably should. Therefore, things that are of public interest, such as safety (military, FDA), and basic needs (water, power, sewage) SHOULD be controlled by the government, and *are* in a normally functioning society. Because if you privatize these things, safety and basic human needs will ultimately begin to suffer through companies trying to eek out every bit of profit.

      Tesla once wanted to deliver free electricity by wireless means. JP Morgan told him he cannot fund it because there is "nowhere to put the meter."

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    181. Re:laughable by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      But no one is forcing you to take the little green pieces of paper in exchange for your car, are they? You could exchange the car for 10,000 Twinkies if you want, assuming you can find someone with 10,000 Twinkies that needs a car.

      Exchanging money for goods/services is just bartering done more efficiently.

    182. Re:laughable by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would, or should, we be obligated to provide anything to another person? How is that different, than, say, someone being obligated to work in my field (for my profit)? It isn't.

      We, as civilized people, are obligated to listen to our conscience. Part of what makes a conscience a conscience is the discretion to know when conscientious behavior is appropriate - socially, economically, and morally.

      Is it moral to kill? No. Was it moral to kill a maniacal dictator who kills his own people and makes war on others? Yes. In the same vein, it is not a morally appropriate act to "provide necessities" to anyone. They've done nothing demonstrative of such beneficence. However, a moral actor will provide food to those in need, as he sees fit, according to his own means.

      Once you start speaking of moral choices in terms of "requirement", you're no better than the witch burners or slavers of the past: you're forcing your views on others, to their peril.

      If you make it a legal requirement for the many to provide for the needy, you end up with the list of needs growing: food, shelter, sanitation... then electricity, television, computers, the Internet. Eventually (as we do in today's society) we've got people who are on the lam who are living more corpulent lives than honest, hard working families. That seems somewhat more socially repugnant and morally negligent to me.

      Today, I gave a homeless man a sandwich and put a quarter in someone else's parking meter. What "civil", honorable deed did you do?

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    183. Re:laughable by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Dude, I'm more than happy to take people's property away from them.

      A very great deal of success is luck. Some of it is hard work. However, no amount of hard work, innovation, etc. justifies the insane amount of wealth some people have. And to quote the late Bill Hicks, it's a judgment call and I'm making it. It also happens to be right, which gives it that extra "oomph".

      If I ever get to be a little too rich for my own good, I hope the government takes my money and gives it to people who are less fortunate. They're not perfect and they'll probably give it to people who don't really deserve it, but I'll sleep well knowing that I'm doing my part to make planet Earth a slightly better place. Since I have something called a "moral compass" I'll never get too rich for my own good. Part of that moral compass also believes in directing my government to confiscate the property of those who don't in order to provide a more equitable economic balance.

      You have fun growsing about the evil government coming and taking your property. We're all dead in the long run, friend. Try to leave the world better than how you found it.

    184. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do that with my cellphone service. For the longest time I had cellphones with contracts that locked me in, then I switched to a pay as you go plan. Been a great decision. Just like buying apples in the supermarket. Of course, there are still people who go for a contract, but they get burned. Were we talking about employment?

    185. Re:laughable by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's not the ideas, per se - except within their own domain of political power/structure/ideology/practice. Take socialist/communist ideas into the arena of voluntary cooperation, and you've got the possibility of a good thing - provided everyone contributes willingly and anyone can leave at any time. Take away the "willing" part, and what you have is totalitarian slavery.

      Unfortunately, since it's somewhat difficult to leave your state for another, what amounts from Marxist-derived ideas applied at the state level is just that: totalitarian slavery.

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    186. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Free speech exists in a vacuum. A social net does not.

      Property you can keep on you exists by virtue of personal self determination (that is you have to be attacked for you to take it away). All other types do not, they require you to attack to take them back, violating the new holders self determination rights.

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    187. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't aware that Playboy was in the business of developing internet technologies. IMO, they had an idea 15 years ago of what could exist in years to come and patented in very general words where the web has ended up today. It sounds like they patented object oriented programming inside of a web medium. Doesn't matter what language. Fucking absurd. Even if they came up with the idea, there is no evidence that their idea had any influence over anything today. Unfortunately, that doesn't matter in the court system. Companies like Eolas should be nuked out of existence.

    188. Re:laughable by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      A person can live in a communist community (a 'commune') within a capitalist society. The same can not be said for a capitalist community within a communist society. A communist society will not, and does not, work - particularly when the will of the individual is in direct conflict with the system, wanting to do its own thing. Short of violence acts, a communist can do as he pleases within a capitalist society. (For instance, charities, which redistribute wealth, have existed since the conception of this country - the USA - and have not had all that much opposition from the state.)

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    189. Re:laughable by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I fail to see what is so evil about socialist/communist ideas. They don't work in practice but that doesn't make them evil.

      But their beards are scary. That's good enough to ban them.
         

    190. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go to Chichen Itza, you will see a giant temple held up by human skulls. The priests trod across them. In the same way, in a 'fair' socialist system, the people who 'ensure' the fairness of the proletariat are 'more fair' and gladly trod across the skulls of the proletariat to 'ensure fairness'. Who drove the Cadillacs in China and could set up the new businesses when it opened up? In Soviet Russia, who had mountain chalets while the less fair (the lesser proletariat) waited for a matching left shoe?

    191. Re:laughable by IICV · · Score: 0

      Provide me with a house (free), food (free), and transportation anywhere I want (free), and my sex change operation (free).

      I know you're being facetious, but honestly I don't see what's wrong with any of those. If we as a society have the excess resources to provide a good house, good food, good transportation and good health care (which may even include things like gender reassignment surgery) to everyone, why not? I mean, think about it. Right now, a lot of our excess resources are going towards making maybe ten thousand people filthy rich. This is simply inefficient; the marginal value of that fourth or fifth million is much smaller than the marginal value of the first million. That million dollar bonus Joe CEO got last year could pay for about fifty sex change operations, fifty college educations, fifty buses, or fifty houses (in some parts of the country, where they would need it the most anyway). Do you think that million dollars held a marginal value for Joe CEO that was greater than a sex change operation for even one of the transsexuals? Capitalism is a great system for efficiently allocating scarce resources. The problem is that it fundamentally breaks down as you move towards infinite resources; it's built entirely around competition, which is a waste of effort when there is no longer any need to compete. Just consider the plight of the entertainment cartels - their system is based on the fundamental assumption that the resource they sell (movies and music) is finite; there are only a finite number of CDs, only a finite number of DVDs. It has broken down because computers make this resource verge on the infinite; anyone who is willing to torrent can get as much of this resource as they want, for almost no cost. Competition and adversarial systems are simply not the future. Any government capable of giving you everything you want is capable of taking everything you have, yes - but it can also give you everything you want. You just have to trust that the people in the government won't be interested in taking everything you have, because they already have everything they want.

    192. Re:laughable by webax · · Score: 1

      He was just quoting Winston Churchill, you should take it up with that guy.
      He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

    193. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      Does 'this' libertarian also wonder why things takes *without* using force should be taken back using force? Or does 'this' libertarian fall into the convenient category of including property rights into the group of 'natural' rights by twisted logic?

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    194. Re:laughable by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Colorado strikes that. You are not allowed to take THEIR property with you, but no company can contractually stop you from working for another firm. I believe that all of the right to work states will shoot that down very quickly.

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    195. Re:laughable by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      To quote our late great philosopher George Carlin "You know why they call it The American Dream? Because you have to be asleep to believe it."

      Which is how we get shit like this being done every single day by greedy pigs. So keep believing pal, because the rich are just getting richer, the poor are growing by huge numbers, and when it gets bad enough we will get someone who can rally the masses and blood will flow. How do you think the French and Russian revolutions came about, anyway?

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    196. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I don't think anybody deserves any service they aren't willing or able to pay for. I'll await my troll mod now for having the audacity to say that out loud.

      So no roads, school or police? Does it apply to *all* services, or just the ones you decide it does apply to?

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    197. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      If you weren't making any money, you wouldn't have to pay taxes, if he wasn't making any money his employer wouldn't skim off of him. In the end you both want to eat, no?

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    198. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      Heh...I pay taxes in return for certain government services. You define that as socialism?

      Seems he uses the common definition...

      Socialism is being taxed because I made too much money and my money given to those who didn't work.

      No, socialism is not defined as things you personally dislike.

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    199. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      Stealing is taking something that belongs to someone else.

      And 'belongs' is a fairly arbitrary concept, that changes as does society. Besides he replied to a post about taking 'fruits of labor', not about taking what 'belongs' to someone.

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    200. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "grow your own food, build your own shelter and live healthy"

      Each one of those comes with a hefty price tag that in today's "modern" society many are unable to meet.

    201. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      Private property does not automatically follow from liberty and freedom as it applies to things that are not humans.

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    202. Re:laughable by IICV · · Score: 2, Informative

      People like you, who slash holes in the support network whenever they can. If he ventures out alone, there is basically nothing to catch him if he fails. When that's weighed against the less efficient (for him) but safer alternative of sticking with this current crappy job, it's really a no-brainer. Certain monotony vs the chance to lose everything? What kind of fool would choose the latter?

    203. Re:laughable by agrif · · Score: 1

      The largest complaint to this post so far is the argument that no one is forcing you to take the money. What I'm trying to say here is that, were dollars not backed by the state, nobody would willingly trade a car for almost any amount of dollars. There are situations where it "isn't stealing" and when it "is stealing".

      The same is true with socialism, though the "is stealing" is much more common in our eyes.

      Both socialism and capitalism, indeed, all economic models, are just more efficient ways of bartering. Some of them work better than others, and some of them usually lead to abhorrent states. That does not make them evil. That might make them less ideal, but not evil. They both have their positive and negative traits.

      I, along with most of you, see capitalism, generally speaking, as superior, but I have no specific grudges against socialism, any more than I have a grudge against ether-based light transmission.

    204. Re:laughable by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      No, because nobody put a rhetorical gun to the sellers head and told him to sell the car or go to jail.

      rhetorical gun? im pretty sure the KGB used real guns.

    205. Re:laughable by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      You can certainly argue it. It's when it's passed off as a foregone conclusion that the teeth gnashing kicks in.

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    206. Re:laughable by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what capitalist society you're talking about, but you need to visit some inner-city schools and spend some time in those neighborhoods and tell me about how children born there have the ability to create their own happiness.

      I have and have known many who have been very successful. I don't think it's the capitalist society that is the problem so much as the societal mindset in the inner-cities.

    207. Re:laughable by Symbha · · Score: 1

      You actually are losing your ability to grow your own food here.
      More and more, genetic material from monsanto shows up in crops, they own said crops.

      You already do not have the right to build your own shelter, unless you already own the land, and permits, and have the ability to buy the materials, and pay the taxes on them in perpetuity.

      False premise.

    208. Re:laughable by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      > Socialism is being taxed because I made too much money and my money given to those who didn't work.

      No, I think you've gotten the ideals of socialism wrong. Under socialism, if you are capable of working but don't work, you are a criminal. Under socialism, the extra money you made compared to, for example, a hard-working janitor, would be given to him (it actually is supposed to be implemented that you just wouldn't make more money than anyone else who worked).

      That this cannot work well in reality is a different issue, similar to the problem that pure capitalism also doesn't work very well.

    209. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as technology improves there will be less and less work, at what point do we wake up to the fact that there are more people then jobs, and that the only way to get past that is to embrace technology to make this feasible. Machines will do the work while all the people share in the rewards equally.

    210. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is mostly true... However there have been notable counter-examples (Think Gandi)

    211. Re:laughable by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the DOT, paid for through fuel taxes and registration fees paid *directly by the people that are using that infrastructure* can really be thrown into the socialist mould. Probably the same for municipal water/trash/sewer.

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    212. Re:laughable by cjsm · · Score: 1

      Taking the fruits of your neighbors labor to supply for yourself would be called stealing if it was done directly and without the government as a middle man.

      Yeah, like the Wall Steet Bankers? The persistant myth under capitalism is that what people on the top make vs people on the bottom is fair. It is far from fair or just. In fact if is profoundly unfair and unjust. Capitalism does not distribute wealth fairly. If you think its fair and just that a Wall Steet trader earns multi-millions trading in oil futures, while creating no real wealth; while some poor dirt farmer lives in poverty growing your food so you don't starve; well, there's plenty of room in hell for people like you. And I guarentee you, that's where people like you are going.

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    213. Re:laughable by Aceshigh8330 · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that your neighbor wants to provide their full allotment of labor. Regardless of what a society values as important if its contributors don't actively participate then your system fails. The pursuit of producing what you are able to and gaining your goals is what makes a free market thrive.

    214. Re:laughable by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Instinct brought us here. Evolution. Natural selection. There are several stages in the evolution of a given species, and in different stages, the "stability" of the gen pool varies. The less stable that pool is, the bigger the mortality rate of that species.

      Right now, our natality rate and is way too high for our mortality rate. That means, our species is stalled in evolution. Regardless of that fact, we are evolving faster than ever. The reason: Evolution has moved out of the Gen pool, and into a new medium. Less advanced species are like a watch: 99% electronics, 1% firmware. We are more like computers: 20% very generic electronics, 80% software. When a tiger is born, he knows most of what he's going to know throughout his life. In our case, it's the other way around. Our new genetic pool is information. We shape society instead of genes, and society shapes our new breed. We don't keep information in genes anymore, we keep it on books, on the Internet, on our languages.

      So, Evolution is now on our hands, and that means the old approach to it just isn't fit. Natural selection in the usual manner (the strong reproduces and eats, the week dies) no longer applies.

      3000 years ago, you would have been unfit to live (No offense, please don't take this the wrong way). And you would have probably died at birth, and that was good at the time (We needed stronger bodies, just the best breed on certain parameters). Now, other things are more important. There are surely millions of people fitter than you physically, but less fit than you mentally. Your parents weren't the bigger or the stronger, they were the fittest in another sense (they did what they had to do to keep you alive).

      So, in a way, things are still the same: The strong lives, the weak dies. But the parameters to measure weak and strong have shifted, for good. Welcome to the future.

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    215. Re:laughable by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, like the privilege to wait in line for twelve hours to buy toilet paper. "
      WTF? I honestly can't begin to guess what you mean here.

      "It has nothing to do with being a 'brazzilionaire'. My combined tax burden across state/federal/local/property/sales/etc is close to 50%. I make a whooping $30,000. I just want to keep some more of that money. What's wrong with that desire? "
      Taxation in your wage bracket would be minimally effected, you are much more likely to benefit actually.

      "It's a fear of losing freedom and having individuality subordinated by the state. "
      We are talking about levels though, in the states I imagine you give up a lot of individuality already for society to function. Since like I said many things are already implemented. I guess my point was... 'firefighters -> duh' ... 'health care -> omfg the communists are coming to get me' type jump confuses me.

      "No, I don't think anybody deserves any service they aren't willing or able to pay for. I'll await my troll mod now for having the audacity to say that out loud. "
      I don't think they'll martyr you. But I don't know that I believe you. Would you be ok with a world with no enforced commitments? They seem necessary for society to function. For example, you wouldn't have roads, electricity would cost at least triple, likely no plumbing. Certainly no street lights. I'm sure the list would go on for quite some time. If you are truly willing to accept that type of living then i can respect your opinion ... unique as it may be. Otherwise you are just afraid of some self fabricated line.

      "It seems like nothing of the sort to me. If bus service is so cheap then why can't those who rely upon it pay the full cost of receiving it? Why should I have to subsidize it?"
      It would be cheaper, more bang for the dollar if it were subsidized or totally free. The people who need the bus the most are the people that can't afford it, richer people have cars. The question is, would it be a good thing for my society? And I think I've made a decent attempt at showing that. You should have to subsidize it because it is the right thing to do, and you can afford to do so. Really it comes down to kindergarten lessons of sharing. If you want a more emotional example imagine this.

      A man barges into the church meeting you are at, bleeding. He asks for help, saying he needs health care or he will die and he can't afford it. Everyone would chip in and save the guy I'm sure. And I imagine if there were a rich guy there that decided to pass on the collection basket there would be talk. There you have it, enforced, socialist health care.

    216. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you freely choose to live in the communist community, you dipshit.

    217. Re:laughable by easyTree · · Score: 1

      . If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life.

      Who decided that all those things are what would be "fair" in a perfect world, might I ask?

      Waaaa - prove to me that making things better for everyone is the right thing to do. Waaa.

    218. Re:laughable by localman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm so tired of hearing this. Please, please, please: man up and point out to me a stable first-world country that is doing things as you think they should be done. Where has a lack of central regulation yielded anything other than subsistence farming and warlords? Where has a modern national infrastructure been built without government intervention? Where has the vast majority of the populous been made literate without public schools? Where has crime and poverty been kept to minimal levels without any government social programs?

      As far as I know, it hasn't happened. Your ideals are based on a pipe dream just as foolish as communism: that left to their own devices the free market will get people to willingly build the cathedral of society we all take for granted today. If you have an example of this, please point it out and I'll modify my views. If you can't find an example, will you modify yours?

    219. Re:laughable by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      And if 0% of the people work then what happens? As long as even one person needs to work you need to justify why they will work. Communism usually uses "work or we'll kill you" but somehow I think you'd object to that.

    220. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Moderators, please use better judgment in deciding what is considered "Insightful".

      Thanks.

    221. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on slashdot would such sophistry be considered "insightful." Self-serving arguments, much?

      ""Profiting from someone else's innovation" is at the very basic essence of working capitalism. It an the assumption driving nearly all investment. Using capital to buy a stock, and having that stock rise in value, has the effect of making a profit off the wealth creation and innovation in that company. I don't take a position for or against that system it is highly efficient, when it works, at allocating resources and creating significant development." Given your ability to say so many words and yet say absolutely nothing of any relevance, you really should be a politician.

    222. Re:laughable by burnin1965 · · Score: 1

      Good ol' fair compensation for labor. Here's a bitter joke workers made when an entire huge nation actually lived under such circumstances:
      "So long as the bosses pretend to pay us, we will pretend to work."

      Ah yes, setting aside the fact that the Soviet Union was a Communist Dictatorship and the fact that virtually every form of government and economy in use today involves socialism including the United States, the recent era of capitalism will definitely leave behind its share of laughable jokes in a sick kind of way...

      Capitalism for Dummies
      American Capitalism:
      You have two cows.
      You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
      You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

      Enron Capitalism:
      You have two cows.
      You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit
      opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with
      an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax
      exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an
      intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority
      shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
      The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
      Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine
      cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
      The public buys your bull.

      Perestroika Capitalism:
      You have two cows.
      You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
      You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

      All kidding aside, while communism and its implementation has some serious issues one of them is not the people working. And the sooner people get over these stupid ideas that somehow nobody works when there is socialism or communism the sooner we can have intelligent discussions.

      The Soviet Union went from a mainly agrarian society in the 1920s to a major industrial power with many technical achievements they will be remembered for throughout history. Could they have done better if they dumped the dictatorship and communism? I suspect so. But the people certainly did work.

    223. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that logic *laws* and freedom/self-determination are mutually exclusive.

      No, if we look at what communism stands for, not what the red scare of the US says it stands for it just means that everyone should work according to ability and that everyone should be paid what they need. Instead of a system where everyone works as much as they want to and get paid as much as someone is willing to pay.

      Neither of those systems are universally fair, it's up to everyone to decide if you want one more than the other or if you want a compromise (which is the most common in the western world).

    224. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have two coats and the government takes one to hock for crack money, then you have no coats to spare for your neighbor.

    225. Re:laughable by Phil06 · · Score: 0

      For communism to work, everyone has to agree. In practice, it has only temporarily succeeded when tyrants kill or jail everyone who disagrees.

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    226. Re:laughable by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      And who defines what the greater good is or what advancing ourselves as a race is? We've got around 50 religions each of which will argue for something very different. Violently if need be since eternal damnation is the alternative in their eyes. Science has no answer. Nature says we should be somewhat selfish to ensure a better gene pool.

      Communism and fascism is what you describe. A forced "greater good" imposed by some small group that cares nothing about what people want. After all one must sacrifice for the greater good and if a person isn't willing to do their part, and die if need be, then they're not being a proper member of society.

      Want utopia? Have people care about each other as individuals not some ideology and have them comprehend their own limitations.

    227. Re:laughable by easyTree · · Score: 1

      If your happiness increases when others are just as miserable as you are, that makes you a sadist.

      No, by definition, it leads to everyone being happy :D

    228. Re:laughable by burnin1965 · · Score: 1

      The biggest difference is that socialism seemingly has no feedback loop to discourage free-loading and encourage hard work.

      Socialism is a vague way of describing an economic system as it has come to define a wide range of socialist systems but the idea that there is no incentive to work hard is simply false. I think what you are describing is communism where many aspects of the market and economy are dictated.

      In socialism the worker gains more personally from their work and that is the incentive to work harder.

      In capitalism, at least the capitalism in the United States, the incentive is to work hard at getting out of the lame job to start your own business so you can dictate the wages of the workers and maximize your personal profit at their expense.

      Not that it has to be or is always that way. When there are labor shortages in the capitalist system there isn't much choice but to pay the workers a larger share of the profit they produce or they'll go work some place else.

    229. Re:laughable by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You didn't visit Rissia in the 1980's. The black market, as capitalist as it was, and the poor productivity of centralized bureaucracies that disenfranchise and eliminate incentives for local workers, had emptied store shelves. Hours of wait for basic staples to arrive on the shelves was quite common, even in Moscow, and the prices of even modest luxuries such as blue jeans were ridiculously high because there was nothing else to spend income _on_. I wound up deliberately bring new blue jeans and giving them away as gifts for the hospitality I recieved there from broke but friendly engineers. (They didn't cause the import concerns that calculators did.)

    230. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's too bad. I required a contract of employment before I went to work that spelled these things out so that I couldn't be treated as you describe.

      We all make our own choices.

    231. Re:laughable by baboo_jackal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or does 'this' libertarian fall into the convenient category of including property rights into the group of 'natural' rights by twisted logic?

      Just out of curiosity, what do you consider to be 'natural' rights? And could you explain how is the right to property not one of them, since you clearly think it isn't? And what constitutions/rules of governance throughout the world *don't* provide protection for property rights? The US, Canada, the EU, the UK, Australia, and most South American and Asian nations do. I'm hard-pressed to find one that doesn't.

      That's mostly why I'm surprised at your comment - your opinion seems to be in the *vast* minority, and historically, nations that have lacked protection for property rights have generally been third-world nations run by dictators, or else proven to be abject failures and collapsed under their failed economies (i.e., the USSR).

      Was your comment just sophomoric romanticizing of collectivism? Or have you actually thought this through?

    232. Re:laughable by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Democracy is tyranny of the minority by the majority. It works only when severely limited in what it can do as otherwise some group is going to get screwed.

      If there was no self-interest than none of this would matter. You'd be happy to work for 18 hours a day in a sweat shop for the good of society.

    233. Re:laughable by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Why do I have to agree to your idea of "civilized"?

      Because my gun is bigger than your gun.

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    234. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with being a 'brazzilionaire'. My combined tax burden across state/federal/local/property/sales/etc is close to 50%. I make a whooping $30,000. I just want to keep some more of that money. What's wrong with that desire?

      This doesn't pass the smell test. Where in the US are you paying anywhere near 50% on 30k?

    235. Re:laughable by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1
      I think just the ones he doesn't want to pay for.

      I'm having a hard time thinking of an example where the gov't here in the US has either
      1. Spent efficiently or
      2. spent prudently (for example, not more than what they have).

      And yeah, people don't deserve services they can't afford, but sometimes we provide what they haven't earned, just cause we like em but it's a bad plan to try and provide everything, unless we're really willing to pay for it.

    236. Re:laughable by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Not if you are allowed to partake in fruit of labor of others as well, take only as much as necessary, and allow priority to those who need it more.

      If a starving man steals a stale bread you were about to throw away, this is called stealing too, but is it evil? or is it evil that you throw that bread away instead of giving it to the starving man?

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    237. Re:laughable by MooUK · · Score: 1

      Morality is arbitrary and subjective. It is simply the rules that a particular society has developed.

    238. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So just like Capitalism, then?

    239. Re:laughable by Cerium · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dear Slashdot:
      How do you mod an entire thread off-topic? :(

    240. Re:laughable by ZeRu · · Score: 0

      Just because every person who has attempted to implement it on a large scale has been either a complete douche or dumbass, does not mean that the whole idea is flawed.

      But you can say pretty much the same about religion, right? It's another idea which sounds good in theory but in practice, people tend to abuse it for their own selfish goals.
      Are you a religious person? I would assume that you are, at least if you're consistent in your views.

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    241. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how every one of those things you listed with the exception of the military can be done cheaper and more effectively by the private sector.

      If a private company can do any one of those things as well as or better than it is currently being done, for less money than we're currently spending in tax dollars, and can turn a profit doing so - why the FUCK aren't you talking to my local government officials, you bastards?

    242. Re:laughable by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Yes under Capitalism, its assumed that those who have or make more money are indeed superior, and the laws are designed to favour them. The courts tend to favour them, and the poor suffer as much or more as they do under Communism.
      Either way the guys on the bottom of the social tree are screwed and live miserable lives, the folks on the top live lives of ease and luxury.
      While its true that anyone can theoretically make it from the bottom of the social scale to the top, there are in fact a lot of barriers to doing so, generally supported and enforced by those at the top of the tree.
      Since in my opinion Corporations (the citizens of a capitalist system, or at least the ones who tend to matter the most) are inherent amoral, if not evil, I can't say I see Capitalism as in any way superior to Communism. Each one supports a few at the top and a mass of downtrodden at the bottom.
      Capitalism is all about self interest and personal gain over the interests of others. If turning profits hurts others, that is immaterial. The assumption I suppose, is they are all assumed to be struggling to advance themselves and pursuing their own interests, and I presume the assumption is that everyone is equally entitled to screw everyone else equally.
      Now this does work primarily because people are selfish and self-interested.

      Communism presupposes a better class of person who is willing to work for the benefits of their community. I think it works well enough in cases where you know all of your community, but breaks down when you get to communities that are too large. The reason it breaks down is because someone is always selfish and self-interested and abuses the system.

      I am not sure what is the best system, but I am sure its not Communism, and I am sure its not Capitalism. Therefore I support a Socialist approach that sees the Government supply some essential services and lets corporations do the rest. I just think those corporations need to be kept under control, rather than allowed to run roughshod over the poor (See things like Bhopal India).

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    243. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gaming the system happens in capitalism. In fact, it is often cheered and rewarded!

      See: Goldman Sachs, Halliburton, etc.

    244. Re:laughable by ccguy · · Score: 1

      All your example basically consist on: Pay less to the people doing the work. If you can have a private company doing things more efficient, I'm all for it. But just paying less to to people working for everyone sounds like a bad a idea. And of course since the private company will want to make money those "savings" aren't passed to the public. Here (Spain) lots of public services are now being privately handled. Quality of service is of course worse since those in charge of the service care about money and not service - and it shows.

    245. Re:laughable by non0score · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is generally why the government tries to not interfere with the private sector, and that everyone knows the private sector shouldn't be allowed to provide public service. For example, I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't want to drive on roads designed by the 802.11n committee...who knows, you might get a zigzag road with 200mph speed limit signs posted all over!

      Also, I like how you say that the private sector policies itself better than the government in many respects, but not most or all respects. C'mon, no one is saying that the private sector sucks, but let's not try to paint the picture as if it's way better than the public sector. I mean, I'm not arguing that the government is terrific, but I'm pretty sure you and I wouldn't want to drink milk from some place where food is also made by the private sector, although a lot less inspected.

    246. Re:laughable by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      The fear of socialism in the states confuses me, it isn't complicated and it is already partially implemented.

      It's a fear of losing freedom and having individuality subordinated by the state.

      You have a very perverted idea about what socialism really is.

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    247. Re:laughable by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      They don't work in practice but that doesn't make them evil.

      Let's start with the fact that nobody really tried them in practice.

      Political parties that call themselves "communists" or "socialists" today are, in fact, pursuing the same goal as every other political party in existence: power and money.

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    248. Re:laughable by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      However, some people believe that people won't start giving to others unless they're used to doing so already or pressured into giving, and these learned behaviors, once in place, will degrade without any reinforcement or punishment to make clear the benefits of giving. Most charities don't allow you to directly see the impact your money has on their operation, which means no positive reinforcement. Unless you have personal issues where you feel badly unless you give, there's no negative reinforcement. You won't see what gets added or subtracted from society because the charities fail, which leaves out punishment of all sorts.

      So, I wonder, how do you libertarians actually propose that people change and learn new behaviors, if there is no feedback resulting from the vast majority of their actions, and the feedback they do get is completely unclear as to it's source behavior?

    249. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually...
      You should work as hard as you can and take as little as you need, then you are a communist.
      Apportioning work allotments and wondering if poetry is a valued product is capitalist thinking.

      Posting anon, because even though i know these things, I'm not communist

    250. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see this posting and I wonder if maybe the market wages are too low? I personally know of guy that works two jobs to the point of getting into traffic accidents by blacking out due to lack of rest. A bit of a manic in his duties though (does the laundry if a pair of socks needs to be washed).

      Anyway, it all comes down to being "good enough." Nothing has to be perfect in form or function, just better than the alternatives. I trust the FDA before I trust the companies who put out the food or medications. As long as the regulating agencies stay above what they regulate, they will be able to do their job well and be "good enough."

      -----------rambling---------
      btw, it maybe the lack of sleep myself talking, but I get the feeling that you would want to pay the government well overall. How about viewing taxes and fees as a licensing tax for all the government backed projects, and you didn't list anything like the panama canal (which I am sure paid for itself many folds over).

      That road construction helps the residents and businesses. I would trust overpaid employees (or at least unionized honestly) to do it well, than a company that is even less transparent. Those business suits are made of lead after all.

    251. Re:laughable by ahankinson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Taxing and spending on "social" programs are exactly how our modern society has been built. At least in Canada, our "evil" taxes pay for the development of speculative ideas (public universities), fund a healthy workforce (public healthcare), allow unpopular and uncomfortable artistic expression (artists' grants), and provide a motivation for reporting the truth regardless of who's footing the bill (public broadcasting). Even in the states, some of your most significant developments, including building the Internet (DARPA), going to the moon (NASA) and harnessing atomic energy (Manhattan Project) have been publicly funded.

      The problem with the "every person for themselves" attitude is that every person is never for themselves. Sure it starts out with everyone on a more or less equal footing. But eventually, over generations, you get a series of feedback loops. Everyone starts equal, and then a few enterprising individuals create their own wealth. This leads to them passing it on from generation to generation, giving their children more opportunities, better education and better health care. Soon you end up back where you started with an obscenely rich, but relatively small, group that controls most of the power and wealth.

      The fundamental mistake most Libertarians make, in my opinion, is that they don't realize that unless there are social equalizers (like public health care, or public research) then their ideal society quickly becomes an aristocracy when in the context of normal human behaviour - that is, investing the most amount of resources into the survival of your families, instead of the society as a whole. This is a good short-term, survival-based reaction, but in a long-term stable society it is actually detrimental. The irony is that for Libertarianism to survive it requires a strong middle class, while it promotes a society where the middle class is eroded as the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

    252. Re:laughable by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      I've seen several of your posts now and I have to wonder, where do you live? Earlier you stated that you make $30,000 and pay 50% in taxes. I'm in the $40,000 range and don't pay anywhere near that much. Now you talk about DOT directly employing the guys that hold up stop/slow signs and paying them above market wages. In my area, DOT does not directly employ construction workers. Construction workers work for private construction companies. DOT offers them the opportunity to bid on contracts. As to their wage, it is based on the danger and environment of their job. You would be amazed at how many morons try to run them over. Add to that, they don't get to drop the sign and come in out of the weather.

      I also wonder about your continued reference to "above market wages". Do you live in an area where the government directly competes with private enterprise? Perhaps you have a choice of several competing water utilities, including the city water utility? If not, then how can you claim people are earning above market wages in a market without competition?

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    253. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the secret dream of every libertarian (or most Americans for that matter) is to BE one of the 10,000 rich people. Its the basic flaw in American society, the so called "American Dream." It is the way the capitalist structure remains intact, by periodically letting certain individuals win the proverbial lottery (Bill Gates, etc.) It gives you hope that you may also be a rich scumbag some day. Of course, the odds of this are almost nil, but so are the odds of winning the lottery.

      So we have middle class douchbags who are totally unwilling to accept the idea that we can, as a society, provide free housing, food, education and health care to every single person. Because that means we are taking something from them, namely the possibility of being super rich. How can we take everything aways from ourselves? Its the concept that the people are somehow not in charge, that WE are not THEY. The government is powerless against the people, in all cases, without the fantasy that the government actually has omnipotent power. If the "government" is simply an extension of all of us, it has no power we do not grant it. Regardless of the fear of the omnipotent government, they have no power over 350 million individuals should those individuals decide not to accept that power. So the fear side of "too much" government is stupid. We have nothing to fear. We CAN have something to gain, namely "everything we want."

      Though America is so fucked up in its head it will take a very long time. The fracturing of our society by the multitude of focal points we are inundated with (religion, sports, music, politics, science, anything we can rally around and also rally against, anything we can ally ourselves with into a subculture, etc..) leads us to never be able to find a true solution to our woes. We are a selfish, inhumane, twisted culture of consumerism and idolatry of the rich. Sad but true.

      Utopia can exist due to technology, it just scares the shit out of the "but its my stuff!" crowd. Fuck your stuff, nobody wants it. They just want food and shelter and medicine. Oh the horror.

    254. Re:laughable by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with Communism?

    255. Re:laughable by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      Jesus, read a book why don't you.

      Communism is the ultimate democracy, in fact it is PURE democracy. It is the ulimate expression of freedom and self-expression ever laid to paper, unfortunately never tried in practice. There has never been a communist society of any large scale in modern times.

      In order for a communist society to exist and to function, it needs the entire means of production under the sway of the people, which cannot exist with national boundaries and foreign economies of any sort. The entire planet needs to be the property of the human race.

    256. Re:laughable by ahankinson · · Score: 1

      If you ran a private business in the manner that the US Government (or my state government for that matter) is run it would be bankrupt in short order and cease operating.

      Tell that to AT&T.

      The parent is correct. At least with a government it's fundamentally unstable. If we don't like the people in charge, we have a very direct and focused way of taking them out of office: the ballot box.

      Private industry has no checks and balances. The corporations as they are today can create global food shortages, medicine shortages, influence public policy, and all we can do is stop supporting them. If we're really angry we can actively protest against them, but you would need a large amount of people to get behind you - a difficult and challenging problem. Just look how long the child labour problems have been going on in the manufacturing sector. We all agree that this is an evil practice, but at the end of the day we don't have the time or energy to research every stitch of clothing we wear.

    257. Re:laughable by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      Communism is about the PEOPLE owning the entire means of production, not the State. In fact, if you READ some Marx, communism CANNOT EXIST IF THERE IS A STATE. Lenin, Mao, Stalin, etc. all took advantage of this to call themselves communist but in a transition "phase" where the evil of having a STATE was a necessary transition to true communism. It was capitalism in disguise.

      It does not mean your neighbor owns your car, or that you do not have a right to be an individual, quite the opposite. But you wouldn't know anything about that because you obviously have NO CLUE what communism is. Not even the slightest shred of a clue.

    258. Re:laughable by am+2k · · Score: 1

      No, because nobody put a rhetorical gun to the sellers head and told him to sell the car or go to jail.

      Do you assume that nobody ever had to sell their car, because they couldn't pay their debts? They'd have a miserable live (maybe jail depending on the law) if they don't give away their property.

    259. Re:laughable by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1
      A perfect implementation would be fantastic. I need a car, I go pick up a new car, it's free. The mechanic who has a sore back goes to a doctor who for no fee directs him to a physiotherapist, who then for free goes to a mechanic to change the oil in his car.

      What if everybody in the world hates being a mechanic because you always end up with a sore back? What if there aren't ever enough mechanics to fill the need because not enough people want to be mechanics? Then what do you do?

      If the answer is: Provide incentives for more people to be mechanics, welcome to capitalism. If the answer is: Everybody needs to just get in line and wait 9 years to see a mechanic, welcome to socialism. If the answer is: Force more people to become mechanics who otherwise don't want to be mechanics, welcome to communism.

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    260. Re:laughable by kenshin33 · · Score: 1

      well, it seams that the there are very big holes int that net lately

    261. Re:laughable by arethuza · · Score: 1

      An excellent post! I would imagine that for most of history things have been run using the "subsistence farming and warlords" model. Extrapolating how income distrubutions are developing in most civilised countries I suspect we are being steered by the invisible hand towards a modern version of this, modulo a revolution or two.

    262. Re:laughable by Aceticon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To avoid this, careful group membership selection, or harsh enforcement are required.

      At which point all those "someone [who] will be selfish enough to game the system for his own advantage" will gravitate to positions where they are the ones doing the selection and/or harsh enforcement.

      Which is what happened in all so called communist countries.

      More in general, communism (the utopia where everybody is equal and has the same) is a metastable state: even if a completely equal society was magically created in an instant, sooner or later, somebody smarter/sneakier would outsmart/deceive somebody which was less so and end up with more and the other with less. Said person, seeing his/her own success and the benefits of that action would do it again, while other smart/sneaky people also seeing it would copy it. Eventually the whole thing society would move to a state where some have more and some have less.

    263. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why your libertarian rant is 'insightful'. Nobody was talking of "free house", "free food", "free sex change operation". If society agrees on some principles it has to provide some basic services - in your case it would be common defense but in many other cases it contains also other things. You can whine and rant about it and call it tyranny just because nobody leaves you alone, but its the way it is. I am sure you will upheld your right to bear arms and defend yourself if the leftwing ivory-tower dictator comes for you to take away your precious money to give it to the unwashed masses for sex change operations...

    264. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      careful group membership selsection does not solve the problem. the probability of misuse tends towards 1 with more people added to the group. harsh enforcement does not help as well because the power for enforcement corrupts the people (even if they started with an idealistic mind)
      The only way seems to be to limit the group itself to a size where personal relationship and accountability can be a counterpart to the underlying tendency towards misuse. But that restricts the number to less than 20-30 people or so. Just like small villages in tribal areas around the globe. Any bigger than that and you start to have hierarchical systems with the known problems

    265. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no "contract of employment". They pay you what they want to pay you and get rid of you at will.

      Huh? What do you mean?

      Is it not standard in the US to have a contract of employment that details the terms, and terms of termination, of said employment?

      I can say it would be a cold day in hell before I would accept a job without a solid contract. Doing that seem to be the same as bending over asking the employer to screw you.

    266. Re:laughable by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Actually my favorite definition of socialism is "The economic system in which everyone is equally broke." Of course that's not true. There is always, in any system, a group of elites that hold power and live lavishly.

    267. Re:laughable by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I understand the idealism involved. It just seems that in practice things don't work that way. This may be because socialism relies on government to regulate it and government generally does a poor job at this.

    268. Re:laughable by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      No right can exist which involves the initiation of the use of force. It is absurd to propose that I have the right to initiate the use of force against you: obviously, there is no right of those around you to murder you.

      Or put another way, my right to wave my fist ends where your nose begins.

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    269. Re:laughable by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      No, I am not assuming anything about the neighbor. I specifically left it up to the society has to work out the details.

      I am not being an advocate here. I was merely stating that taking from your neighbor isn't stealing if that is the societal norm and your neighbor is also doign it. If the contributors don't actively participate then it is no different from someone not paying taxes in a capitalist society. Eventually they will lose their property and their place in that society.

    270. Re:laughable by Znork · · Score: 1

      The fundamental mistake most Libertarians make,

      While I tend to agree with your conclusion, it's not quite that easy. The methods by which inequality is maintained is also to a certain extent tied to the regulatory powers. Concepts ranging from anticompetitive artificial scarcity such as intellectual 'property' to the more insidious systems like fractional reserve banking are essentially taxation systems set up to transport wealth upwards.

      while it promotes a society where the middle class is eroded as the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

      Frankly I'm beginning to doubt that there are other types of societies; it's not that power corrupts, but that power and wealth attracts the corruptible, with the result that any stable society will lead to the same kind of transfer systems, with the difference mainly being in how well they're hidden from public view.

      Perhaps the only way to keep the system from becoming unbalanced is a thorough a regular watering of Thomas Jefferson's tree of liberty.

    271. Re:laughable by arethuza · · Score: 1

      I used to hold exactly that view, now I am not nearly so sure. Pretty much all of the major banks (and not just the ones were bailed out) were tied together with a hugely complex network of Credit Default Swaps - which are basically a bet on the long term stability of an organisation. As far as I can see the real reason the bailouts had to happen wasn't to protect the banks that were the subject of the bailouts but to stop a potential chain reaction where one set of failures spreads to other banks through CDSs having to be paid out. What I hadn't realised until fairly recently was how bad things could have been last October - it really was close to a total financial meltdown.

    272. Re:laughable by arethuza · · Score: 1

      "We're all tragedy now and no commons." - brilliant. I'm going to get that on a T-shirt.

    273. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fundamental mistake most Libertarians make, in my opinion, is that they don't realize that unless there are social equalizers (like public health care, or public research) then their ideal society quickly becomes an aristocracy ...

      I think those Libertarians are unable to view themselves as taking the rôle of the serfs in such a society--they can only view themselves as the aristocrats. Doesn't seem too bad from that perspective: better rich and healthy than sick and poor!

    274. Re:laughable by selven · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a basic human emotion, but I expect people to be able to control it when making decisions for an entire country. I agree with you about socialism being worse in this regard than capitalism, though.

    275. Re:laughable by silentcoder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is fundamentally contradictory to be both an evolutionist AND a libertarian.
      Darwin's most cited source, the research on which he built his own research was the theory of Maltus. . Maltus showed that the human population grows exponentially, while resources like food grow linearly. Darwin expanded this to all species, and stated this as the source of scarcity, which creates competition - without which, evolution cannot happen.

      But Maltus implies that poverty is almost NEVER the result of "laziness", "providence" or the influence of a deity. Poverty happens because human population grows faster than our food supply (and other resources). This can change now - we have technology that didn't exist in Maltus' time, birth control. However it's an easily checkable fact that family planning only happens above a certain education threshold even now.
      So free education is a form of enlightened self-interest. More educated people means less people struggling for resources that will never be enough.

      In the meantime though - the simple fact is, poor people are poor because the maths don't work, and the vast majority of them can never be anything else. We HAVE to take care of each other, and accept that the poverty around us deserves pity, as most of the people suffering it, truly have no other option.
      That is the core result of Maltus' theory - and if you reject Maltus, you cannot hold Darwin as the one is an extension of the other.

      The claim that "any government powerful enough to give you what you want, is powerful enough to take everything away" begs the question (in the proper sense of the phrase). It assumes that the state, and legislature and power-holding government must always be the same entity. Why ? Those branches of government that provide services should be maximally enlarged. Those that wield power, kept as small as possible.

      And you worry about having to pay some taxes ? In Brazil, tax rate is a flat 20%. And you get 100% of it back at the end of the year. The government takes the money, invests it, and spends next years budget out of the earnings - you get all your taxes back, the only loss is a bit of earnings and inflation. Since there is no way you alone could have earned on your taxes, what can be earned by the combined taxes of everyone - this is the most efficient allocation of the resource.
      With that, the government can afford, among other things, to provide free medical care to all. And I've been in their hospitals, the state medical in Brazil is of HIGHER quality than the private medical care in South Africa. Preventative care like oxygen tank time for people with a viral infection is standard practice, not something that only happens if you're rich enough to pay for it (and your insurance company doesn't weasel out of their obligations).

      All this, for effectively, ZERO tax. Sure, it's 20% monthly, but it's zero yearly.
      Maltus doesn't mean it's impossible to relieve poverty, it means we cannot blame it on the poor - if poverty is caused by lack of resources, then the answer is to allocate resources more efficiently, which opens up the door to a loophole in Maltus' theory. It assumes the terminal stupidity of our species. Getting more people educated, can reduce stupidity (specifically in family planning) and change the maths.

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    276. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you have two coats and your neighbour has none, give one of them away to him."

      Citation needed.

    277. Re:laughable by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I tried to live by these rules, when building up my life from nothing again.

      And there is a fundamental flaw in this order of priorities. The “self-esteem and stuff” category has a fundamental and deep property to it, that makes you worry about it very very early. Essentially, it is in a somehow intertwined way also the very first thing to think about.

      I haven’t really found out why and how. I just know that it’s completely impossible to just focus on the lower things, until you got them handled.
      Maybe because it takes forever until they are handled. Maybe because it’s not that “step one, then step two, ...” but rather “much of step one, a little bit of stop two... then a bit less of step one, a little more of step two...”. Meaning that you already try to handle all steps at the very beginning.

      I myself lose the ability to even handle the basic stuff, when I don’t have the ability to pursue the higher stuff from time to time. I simply can’t stand it, and feel like I’m not really alive, but a zombie.

      So Maslow is definitely wrong here. But if you lower the resolution of your look at it, he appears to be right.

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    278. Re:laughable by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      You should work as hard as you can and take as little as you need, then you are a communist.

      I saved up to buy my house that way. It is not just a communist thing.

      Apportioning work allotments and wondering if poetry is a valued product is capitalist thinking.

      I disagree. In my example of a hippie commune with the poet in question, the enrichment of the mind might be valued as high as the growing of food.

      In communist countries they still had artists. Somebody had to make a value judgement to say that was a worthwhile thing to do. They did pure science even when there might not be a payoff. Once again, someone had to weigh up whether this had value to society.

      As for work allotments, do you actually think that people work 18 hours a day in communist countries?

      Posting anon, because even though i know these things, I'm not communist

      Oh dear. That is rather telling. Do you not feel free to speak about such things in public? Is that because of your oppressive government, or because of how evil you believe communism is?

    279. Re:laughable by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      There’s one problem with that statement. And it can be condensed to one word: “amount”!

      How much do they all take? Because if this is not in the proper balance, it’s not fair.

      Also, the definitions of “balance” and “fair” differ from person to person. And everybody who states, that his definition is the only correct one, is an egocentric asshole, and therefore also definitely not correct.

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    280. Re:laughable by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      Did someone put a gun to their head when they took on the financial obligation? If someone freely enters into a contract and fails to fulfill their obligations under that contract the other party is entirely justified in recovering their property.

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    281. Re:laughable by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      I hope that it doesn't make me a bad man, but a colony of starving poets is the funniest concept that I have heard about this year!

      And you never know, it might actually work. I would pay to see them.

    282. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      George Orwell WAS once a communist, and went to Spain to fight the civil war on the non-fascist side. However, he was getting more and more disillusioned with communism (and seeing the actual Socialist/Comunist/Anarchist government in Spain removed some more of his illusions regarding communism). When he wrote 1984 and Animal Farm he was no communist, and those are anti-totalitarian texts, but mainly Animal Farm is also virulently anti-stalinist.

    283. Re:laughable by arethuza · · Score: 1

      The closest I can think of to a "colony of poets" would be a Christian monastery - and some of these have survived rather well.

    284. Re:laughable by Genda · · Score: 1

      Here, here... we should run the government like wallstreet banks!

    285. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mankind is not prepared to handle "self-esteem and stuff" issues.

      Ensure that some minor limitations in the first level exist, and we might all lead a much happier life.

      Please also add "free women" to the list of things to be delivered by the government in a all-fair world.

    286. Re:laughable by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      So in addition to $50 out of the $200 at which he is being billed, he's getting security as well? If someone provides me with security, doesn't that have value?

      If the money and the security you're getting from an employer isn't sufficient return on your labor, maybe it's time to give up the security and take a chance. The worst that can happen is you have to start from scratch if you fail. If the job is so crappy, what's the difference really?

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    287. Re:laughable by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I am not a religious person in slightest. In fact I am very much against religion.

      I am curious however about your perceived link between religion and consistency in own's views...

    288. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed! Why I recall this book called the "The Jungle" or some such thing. I never read it, but my conservative buddies tell me it is about how socialism turns a prosperous nation back into a jungle or a jungle of red tape or something. And this snake oil sure cured my pulmonary edema! In fact, I can't feel a thing at all! Why is everything so blurry? Daisy daisy...[NO CARRIER]

    289. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The essential thing in capitalism is that YOU decide if you give your coat to your neighbour. The essential thing about communism is that your neighbour decides what he takes from you.

      Christianism is compatibile with capitalism: it says - help others. It is not compatibile with communism - you shall not steal...

    290. Re:laughable by Haxamanish · · Score: 1

      Communism is not compatible with individual liberty and freedom. Communism implies the subordination of the individual to the state.

      This is true for Marxist/Leninist/statist communism. But communism as such does not need a state, check Kropotkin and other anarchist communists.

    291. Re:laughable by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You could be thinking of FA Hayek, in "The Road to Serfdom". I like what he says about laws. A good law is where no one can predict who will benefit from the law. In other words, everyone benefits from the law equally. That would be fair.

      IP law is about as unfair as can be. Just think "Disney".

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    292. Re:laughable by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      The assumption is that it is yours to begin with. A man only has as much power as other people are willing to give him. Consider all of the contributions you received before you learned how to acquire property.

      "Ubuntu", I am me because of all of you.

      I'm not saying that there should be no property rights, though I would certainly say that IP is questionable at best. I am saying that any property rights you have should be comprehended within the context of society. If you're a part of society, then you recognize the contributions made to you and pay taxes accordingly. If not, you might live in a remote location, far from others.

      While I think that Libertarians have their point (as your sig suggests), they should stop eating books.

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    293. Re:laughable by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but would you *want* private companies running utilities and roads. How would it feel to be a "profit center" everywhere you turn? Consider that in some countries, because the water is a private utility, it is illegal to use barrels to collect rain water.

      A private monopoly can be far worse than a public one. Just ask Microsoft.

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    294. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, why is the military an exception? I'm sure Blackwater and companies like them can meet all of a country's self defense or world domination needs. There's a long and glorious history to mercenary armies. I don't know why people are so devoted to the evil socialist government ones.

      As previously pointed out, it's the same for evil socialist fire departments and evil socialist police and justice systems, evil socialist Security and Exchange Commissions, evil socialist mints, evil socialist border patrols, evil socialist garbage collection, evil socialist urban planning, and so forth. Government is entirely superfluous. This is being demonstrated today in countries where true entrepreneurial spirit is unhindered by government, such as in Somalia. There's nothing that can't be handled privately by using enough gold and guns.

    295. Re:laughable by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is his modded "Troll"?

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    296. Re:laughable by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Property rights exist, no one is denying that, but they are not 'natural' rights; they are granted by the government.

      Natural rights, for me, are the right to life, the right to liberty and things extending from that. If you have a right to be alive you have a right to food and shelter, otherwise the right is meaningless. It would be like saying you have liberty but only within this stockade. I don't see any reason why anyone fundamentally needs the right to own things. It's more like a patent, something the government grants at cost to society in hopes of motivating industriousness.

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    297. Re:laughable by Sique · · Score: 1

      Free speech exists in a vacuum. A social net does not.

      No. Free speech does not exist in a vacuum. No one will ever take your right away to babble nonsense in a vacuum. But that's not free speech. Free speech gets an issue if the things you say can influence other people, when the free speech actually gets heard by someone, and when there is a considerable silence-to-noise ratio to it.
      Free speech is inherently social. Without a society to talk in and to talk about there is no free speech. There is only noise.

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    298. Re:laughable by Rysc · · Score: 1

      But taxation isn't violent or forceful. Your right to use force resist me taking your money ends where your fist encounters my face. Obviously, there is no right to property.

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    299. Re:laughable by Sique · · Score: 1

      silence-to-noise ratio

      Argh! Signal-to-noise ratio. Note to self: You shouldn't use those terms when you just pause from investigating a problem where a technical silence starts to create considerable noise because the null signal gets recoded from one codec to another one! :)

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    300. Re:laughable by Rysc · · Score: 1

      I have and have known many who have been very successful. I don't think it's the capitalist society that is the problem so much as the societal mindset in the inner-cities.

      The problem is that capitalism only supports a few successful people, everyone else has to be poor. I do not doubt that the best, brightest and most motivated inner city kids can succeed but that does not forgive a system which condemns 99 out of every 100 to misery without recourse. That's not each individual having the ability, that's each individual having a chance at getting lucky. Each has a different chance until 1 of each group of 100 succeeds, then the rest are screwed.

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    301. Re:laughable by LBU.Zorro · · Score: 1

      What?

      "If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life."

      Are you kidding? You actually believe that everyone should have have free food, a free place to live, free healthcare and free 'security' (whatever you mean by that - presumably stop people stealing your stuff, but if everyone has everything who'd bother)? What kind of idiotic head in the clouds (can't be bothered to think about reality) thinking is that? People need food, people need shelter, healthcare you can live without (in general, for a while). But what you need isn't what you should get for free. Charity is a choice, a different matter, but you're not talking about the many giving to the few, you're talking about nobody giving to everyone.

      It's a fundamental law of physics that everything costs something. Food and housing costs energy, time, space, materials etc, but as you say, to be fair everyone gets it. It doesn't matter if you work for it or not, you get it anyway. Regardless of the cost, you don't have to exert yourself to break even with that cost.

      Which is an absolutely perfect plan for total societal destruction - congratulations! Your fair world is the apocalypse, where nobody eats, nobody has shelter and everyone dies, genius! Why would anyone work if they have all the food they want, a nice place to live, free healthcare, 'security' etc. You're fundamentally turning the world upside down and destroying it.

      To be a fair world everyone needs to be held responsible for their actions, you don't need free food, housing or healthcare - this is all removal of responsibility. Afterall you can do what you want all day, no matter how much it harms someone else and go home to a house, food, healthcare and security, not only can you drain the world through eating and comfort, you can actively go out and damage it! Yay!

      The reality is: if you want to eat, work! if you want to live somewhere, work! if you want healthcare, work! You either grow your own food, or find some way of bartering for someone else to do it for you, you want a house, find some land and build one, or find some way of bartering for one, you either become a doctor and operate on yourself, or find some way of bartering for someone else to it for you.

      If you want the world to be a fair place then give people opportunities, give them freedom and give them responsibility. If you can always work, even if the work is boring or unpleasant then everyone has the opportunity to have decent food, housing, healthcare etc. Don't give them handouts, handouts aren't at all fair.

      I really dislike people who think that everyone is entitled to lots of stuff. In reality (nuts and bolts, fully understanding where everything comes from reality, not supermarkets make food idiocy) you're not entitled to anything - there's no magical law or special place in the universe that will give you this stuff, all of the stuff you're "entitled to" for free has to come from somewhere, and from someone and of course you've got no issue with that, afterall it won't be you having to provide it.

      Somewhere someone has to work for all the stuff you're entitled to, so what if everyone just wants their free house, free food, free healthcare - who will provide it? How many people are necessary working full time to provide what you decree as the bare minimum - and how many of them will choose to do that job even if they don't have to. Afterall working in a sewage plant isn't going to a fun career, but necessary, sweeping the streets, again not fun but necessary, taking away garbage, necessary but not fun... There are millions of necessary jobs that need doing that people aren't going to elect to do, especially if they don't need to. You'll always get some who realise it's necessary and do it out of sheer civic mindedness but never enough, so the healthcare goes to hell, decent food becomes 'enough' food and then an

    302. Re:laughable by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 0

      Libertarians also hold the completely rational belief that people incapable or unwilling to work hard enough--and here only the Libertarian is allowed to define how hard--should die when they meet hardship.

      Slashdotters named geekboy642 also hold the completely rational belief that anything they say is true becuase they say it. geekboy642 holds the ultimate knowledge and ability to define the positions of others in the most absurd way possible.

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    303. Re:laughable by sbbshoe168 · · Score: 0

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    304. Re:laughable by Zoolander · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason that Communism fails on a large scale is that given enough people, someone will be selfish enough to game the system for his own advantage, and refuse to play nice.

      Phew, good thing I live in a capitalist country, where that never happens.

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    305. Re:laughable by Rysc · · Score: 1

      FDA = Yeah, that's worked out real well.

      The FDA works fine for years until a Republican congress and presidency drastically underfund it, slash investigators, etc. and promote industry self-policing, all in the name of smaller government. Do you see how you defeat yourself? Smaller government and corporate self regulation leads to a large public negative! And you have the balls to blame the FDA for this?

      The internet, yeah it was partially developed by DOD and then properly turned over to the private sector when the commercial uses become apparent. You think we would have seen the rush of online innovation if the government was still in charge?

      Do you realize that 90% of the protocols and technologies we use on the internet today are the same as, or very slightly modified forms of, the ones developed with government funding? What I mean is... what innovation? If you mean all of the things built on top of the government-funded work, then I've got news for you! It's not capitalism being successful it's simply a numbers game. Innovation exploded on the internet when anyone was permitted to build on top of it. To compare apples to apples you have to compare the internet to commercially-developed computer networks or you have to only look at innovations that improve upon the stuff the government actually funded, not the stuff they hadn't gotten to yet.

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    306. Re:laughable by ZeRu · · Score: 0

      I am curious however about your perceived link between religion and consistency in own's views...

      They you should read the first line in my previous comment again. I am saying you should apply the same criteria to religion as you do with communism, which you obviously are unable to do.

      Communism says that all people should be equal and religion says that there's a supreme, universal, unavoidable law which surpasses all human laws and which basically tells you to do no evil, otherwise you'll suffer the consequences, even if you avoid being punished by other people or your own conscience. What's wrong with any of those ideas?

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    307. Re:laughable by ztransform · · Score: 1

      He assumes you actually have a functional society before you start wondering about self-esteem and stuff.

      Clearly he never witnessed a mass following of gangs and their dedication to rap lyrics.

    308. Re:laughable by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      So no roads, school or police? Does it apply to *all* services, or just the ones you decide it does apply to?

      If you want it, you will pay for it. Since you are paying for roads, schools, and police, you want it right?

      In one instance, you and a group of friends decide that you want to build a road, so you raise enough money and pay for it.

      In another instance, you and a group of friends decide that you want to build a road, so you raise money, and decide that I should pay for it as well because there are more of you than me.

      The only question is: Did I consent to your collection of my money? Did I ask you and your friends to help come up with a road solution?

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    309. Re:laughable by EatHam · · Score: 1

      If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life.

      If the world were "fair" lazy shitbags who want decent food, housing, healthcare, and security without being willing to work for it would get tossed into a volcano.

    310. Re:laughable by db32 · · Score: 1

      Don't bother trying. "Rar Rar evil Socialists" types don't have the braincells required to understand that, let alone any of the concepts involved. This is evident in the whole "stealing" garbage you have gotten in reply. One of the key pieces is the meritocracy piece that is disconnected from social status, that those who truely excel at what they do are rewarded rather than those who just happened to inherit their position in society.

      In practice the ideas fail miserably in any environment where there isn't 100% willing participation. However, the reality is that it is a better system when it does work. I cannot even begin to imagine the dysfunction of a "capitalist" family life. Families behave in very socialist/communist ways and it has worked very well for a very long time. Now, if we could just convince all of those "woo hoo capitalism is always the bestest for everything" types to live that way at home they will die off as their children starve because they were not able to produce anything worth exchanging for food and care.

      At the end of the day idiots and zealots cannot disconnect ideas rather than implementation from good/evil. Human sacrifice isn't necessarily evil. Implemented in basements by people with robes and candles and knives and brainwashed victims...yeah...I think we can agree that is probably pretty evil. Implemented on the battlefield by men and women in uniform making willing sacrifices...we give out great honors and medals to people who engage in that kind of sacrifice for their fellow soldiers.

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    311. Re:laughable by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      When that's weighed against the less efficient (for him) but safer alternative of sticking with this current crappy job, it's really a no-brainer.

      Since when is $50 per hour a crappy job? That's $104000 annually. Sure, I'm certain a fair number of slashdotters make more than that, but by far that's not the average, anywhere. The grandparent didn't say he had a crappy job, just that he was "undervalued", which I'm likely to disagree with if he's making over $100K a year. It doesn't really matter how much he was billed at, when you consider the other factors he already mentioned that go into that billing amount.

      As for "slashing holes in the support network" I'm not sure where that comes from since nothing in the parent post to yours mentions anything about taking away opportunities for anyone else. What it does mention is that the factors the grandparent mentions are self-imposed and can not realistically be provided by society.

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    312. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Profiting from someone else's innovation" ... kinda like a patent in 1994 about hypermedia (Hypercard, 1987); and a patent in 2002 about browser-based applications (Javascript, 1995).

      Is that kinda what you meant?

    313. Re:laughable by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Seems he uses the common definition...

      So the common definition is so broad and vague that it covers even the slightest bit of cooperation?

      If that is the case, then the discussion is pointless because everything is socialism and therefore it ceases to have any meaning.

      Excellent, now that I've abolished socialism before finishing my morning cup of coffee we can get to the real work.

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    314. Re:laughable by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP! Friend, if I could I would buy you a drink...

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    315. Re:laughable by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like the Wall Steet Bankers?

      So don't do business on Wall Street. How many markets are there now in the world? Grow your own produce and sell it at a farmers market if you really want to avoid them taking a cut.

      Just try not doing business with the government.

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    316. Re:laughable by am+2k · · Score: 1

      Well, if you have to choice to either eat and have shelter or have no financial obligation, what would you choose?

    317. Re:laughable by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      If a starving man steals a stale bread you were about to throw away, this is called stealing too

      In the US, something you throw away enters the public domain. It wouldn't be stealing.

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    318. Re:laughable by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the same vein:

      This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

      I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

      After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

      I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

      At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

      On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

      After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

      And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

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    319. Re:laughable by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Funny how every one of those things you listed with the exception of the military can be done cheaper and more effectively by the private sector.

      Explain that to the phone companies who want the government to pay for upgrades to the infrastructure. (Which the government already paid for once and then handed over to the phone companies to get rich.) The problem with your assertion is that, while many things can be done cheaper by the private sector, the private sector simply won't do them. The private sector will only do things if it helps their bottom line and providing for the masses simply never helps. Any notion otherwise is complete wishful thinking. (Yes I'm sure there are one or two exceptions but they aren't providing whatever-it-is to everyone.)

      I also find it interesting that you chose the "low man on the totem pole" as your example employees for the services mentioned. Let's not compare salaries of "middle management" or executives. Those aren't fair comparisons right?

      Every company fucks up... the FDA has a lot of room for improvement (while I agree they have room for improvement and things tend to be getting worse rather than better over the last couple decades) but do you really think the "industry" gives a shit? Ask the lady who's 4 year old died from tainted meat (from a factory that knew the food was tainted before he got sick and didn't do a recall until nearly 3 weeks after the boy died from E-Coli known to be from their meat) whether she thinks the industry would have protected her family.

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    320. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds a lot like communism. It looks great on paper, but something gets lost between there and the implementation.

    321. Re:laughable by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I've always found it deeply ironic that many "mine mine mine!" capitalists also declare themselves to be Christians and fail to understand sharing one's wealth in the Christian sense at all.

      What about all of us atheists?

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    322. Re:laughable by Xeriar · · Score: 1

      You could even consider such basic human decency to be an investment. If you give the guy without a coat one, he'll be a more productive worker in turn. And if he like you is not an asshole, you may get something out of it.

      Health care is a particularly blatant example: we could insure every uninsured for the cost of denying insurance, several times over. The rest of the money would be sufficient to pull the US out of recession, merely through having enough of an edge in labor efficiency to eliminate our trade deficit.

      None of those calculations make any assumption about having a more efficient work force along with a healthier work force. Every hour a poor person spends in agony is an hour they are not working to their fullest potential.

    323. Re:laughable by Acron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you take away you can not use. This fails the basic "bad people" problem, that is, how will you stop bad people from abusing the system? At the end of the day it is force. Sending someone to jail is a physical threat (isolation/restraint/etc). Enforcement always ends or promises to end at permanently removing your ability to infringe. Perhaps then to say that force may not be a right but a need. If someone infringes your rights and needs, then force must be a possibility on your list. The US citizens would do well to remember that, that tyranny must be opposed, by force if necessary. If we are not willing to take up arms, then we cede our liberty and freedoms to those that are.

    324. Re:laughable by twostix · · Score: 1

      1. He wasn't a socialist he was a social democrat.

      2. He didn't go to Spain because he was a "Socialist" he went to fight the Fascists purely to fight the Fascists. It was while in Spain he noted th workers organising where he fell in love with a sort of Anarchist ideology, an ideology where he placed trust in the average working man to organise his own life without any government *at all* (funny sort of "Ardent Socialist"). Though he soon realised that such a society is completely unsustainable and at the mercy of any organised group so he prarmatically moved onto some parts of Socialism as the next best thing but...

      3. Despite leaning toward socialism, he railed against socialists and socialism as though he hated both. He though it was necessary evil at the time because he believed capitalism would never lift the bottom out of the abject poverty he saw while researching his first book (which of course it has so he was rather incorrect).

      4. He saw the unending potential for totalitarianism and the desire in the hearts and barely covered disgust at the average man in most of the left wing "intelligentsia" who constantly agitated for Socialism under the guise of "social justice, etc, blah blah". When really all they wanted to do was to rule said average men Bolshevik style - nothing has changed in the last 50 years.

      5. I say again, he absolutely *hated* the left wing intelligentsia champagne socialists,a group that 90% of the white upper middle class college educated individuals on the internet who advocate for Socialism this day in age fall into.

      6. Animal farm was most definitely a warning against the trap of Capitalism morphing to Socialism morphing into Communism then into Totalitarianism as all ideologies are made by men and though sound good on paper once they hit the real world fail miserably. We've got 100 years and 50+ countries that tried and failed to implement various types of Communism and "Pure Socialism" all failed, now every successful country leans heavily toward capitalism and free markets compared to Socialism and no, having roads is not in any way shape or form "Socialism" as described by the official ideology.

      7. 1984 was a warning against totalitarianism in all forms but also a warning to himself that *all* ideologies including his own can become totalitarian and fevered ideolgues in general demand absolute capitulation to their ideals. OH and that totalitarianism is the inevitiable outcome for mankind.

      8. Communism *requires* totalitarian control of the economy. How else are you going to control everything from the central beauracracy? How are you going to stop people from you know, creating private markets for themselves outside of the government mandated market as people naturally do. For example how are you going to force farmers to grow what you tell them to grow on their..sorry the "peoples" land that they reside on...at the whim of the government. What if they refuse? Will you throw them off? Send them to prison? Congratulations you just hit totalitarianism.

      I have every one of Orwells books, including copies all of his known essays, reviews and letters on my bookshelf I think it's you who's lacking the education.

      As they say a little education can be worse than none at all...

    325. Re:laughable by naasking · · Score: 1

      and capitalism doesn't have a feedback loop to ensure a decent standard of living for people.

      Neither does socialism, so capitalism is better on at least one count.

    326. Re:laughable by naasking · · Score: 1

      I would like to think that ideas are separate from their implementations.

      Depends to what extent the ideas were faithfully represented in said implementations.

    327. Re:laughable by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Of course, there's also the fact that free markets have brought more people out of poverty than all of the social programs in the world. A libertarian would argue that the best thing you can do for a poor person is hire them, not give them charity.

      Here's a fun little thought experiment - who has done more good in the world? A priest and social worker who feeds and clothes 100 people for no benefit to himself, or a man who founds a company with the express purpose of becoming obscenely wealthy and employs 1,000. The society that gives us leisure time to sit and argue this is built entirely on such greedy men. The libertarian goal is not to screw the people who are left out of the economy, but to allow the economy to grow until there is space for them.

    328. Re:laughable by twostix · · Score: 1

      There's "socialism" that exists in the minds of the comfortable middle classes, then there's "Socialism" the 100 year old ideology that idealogues espouse, confusing the two is dangerous.

      Here's a hint: the nation state you describe with its standing army and infrastructure has nothing to do with the Socialist ideology.

      You would do well to learn what exactly Socialism is. Especially once it leaves the text books in universities and union halls and hits the real world, it most definitely isn't about utopia or other rubbish, we've seen that clear as day for the last hundred years.

       

    329. Re:laughable by naasking · · Score: 1

      In socialism the worker gains more personally from their work and that is the incentive to work harder.

      Then describe it for me. What do they gain? How do they get that work? How is a shortage of one type of labour and an overabundance of another type of labour balanced? Frankly, I think any socialist system in which people are free to choose their own work to self-actualize, will suffer from a labour shortage in some sector, and so either people will be forced to work in a job they don't want to in order to compensate, or a market will develop where people will curry favour or trade commodities to get that work sooner.

      In capitalism [..] the incentive is to work hard at getting out of the lame job to start your own business so you can dictate the wages of the workers and maximize your personal profit at their expense.

      Ah, the old "capitalism is exploitation" chestnut. Contrary to popular opinion, many people actually enjoy their jobs and are not being "exploited".

      And not everyone is cut out for entrepreneurship, so I reject your assertion that that is or should be everyone's goal. There is a trade-off between risk and safety that every person makes with their life choices.

    330. Re:laughable by twostix · · Score: 1

      Yes, because history has taught us time and again that when left to their own accords, the *government* can police itself.

      Without controls they're THE SAME THING. Groups of people who can wield power and need to be kept in check.

    331. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet in Europe (where I live) things like energy, public transport etc have become a lot more expensive since the private sector got in

    332. Re:laughable by twostix · · Score: 1

      Of course you could just as as honestly have written "There is no "contract of employment". You agree to be paid what they want to pay you and then you abandon them at will. And then take the knowledge they paid you to get on the job to a competitor."

    333. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whereas you hilariously think that Lenin/Mao/Stalin were actually "capitalists in disguise" and that communism is compatible with individualism. Speaking as someone who has studied the communists in detail (cults fascinate me) I would like to say that it is you that lacks even the slightest shred of a clue.

    334. Re:laughable by testadicazzo · · Score: 1

      Of course profiting off someone else's work is unfair.

      That's an interesting assertion. I completely agree that profiting off of other people's work is pretty much the foundation of capitalism. Note that capitalism and free-market economy are not equivalent terms in this context. But every variation of "putting your capital to work" boils down to profiting off of the work of others, by virtue of having a capital advantage. I also agree that capitalism as a religion (which, imho, is the norm in the U.S., and the de-facto basis of the Republican party) is a pretty bad idea with very harmful characteristics.

      But does that mean that profiting off of someone else's work or innovation is unfair? I have to disagree most strongly. Profiting off of others innovation and work is the single thing that makes civilization, science, art, and technology possible. Remember Newton? "If I have seen farther than others, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants". If we didn't profit off of other peoples work, whether that be creative work or manual labor, we wouldn't get anywhere. Every one of us would have to re-create language, the ability to make fire, learn how to make simple tools, and figure out how to feed and shelter ourselves. Hardly a desirable direction to take.

      In all of these discussions about copyright violation, patent violation, or trademark infringement, I think it's a tricky issue to determine what is "fair". Honestly, the word "fair" is just a little to ephemeral and subjective to be used productively in such conversations. When we discuss the ethics and practice of copyright, trademark or patent law, the question has to be whether or not the issue at hand profits society.

      In the world today, anyone who claims that such "IP" laws are working, are in the best interests of society, are "fair", is either a deeply interested party, or is not thinking clearly. It is precisely with the intent of muddling the thoughts of observers that the interested parties start bandying about phrases like "intellectual property theft". It introduces a linguistic hook to our cultures deeply rooted, emotionally charged concept of personal property.

      When discussing such things though, don't think it's a good idea to make claims like "If the world were "fair" every single human would have as an inalienable right free access to decent food, housing, healthcare, and security and working beyond that would be an optional choice to better their life.". This may be a worth ideal to strive for, but I don't think it's relevant to the issue at hand, and helps people pigeonhole those of us who work for copyright and patent law reform as "pinko hippie idealists", or some variant on that theme.

      What I feel very comfortable calling "unfair", in that it is inequitable, is our tendency to forget that everything we have is built on the work of others, and that the best way to progress society is keep on building on others work. Making a temporary delay in the time it takes for a creative work to enter the public domain is probably a good idea socially speaking. But the laws governing this borrowing from the public domain must always into account the cost to the public domain. In the case of copyright law, the problem is the length of the copyright. In the case of patent law, length is probably an issue, but breadth is the real problem.

    335. Re:laughable by twostix · · Score: 1

      Nobody is going to trade food or a car which takes an enourmous amount of effort and labour to create for "poetry".

      The "poetry" commune is going to be living in mud huts and scratching out a living trying to sell their 99% useless wares...oh that sounds like a class system! And let me guess, your "system of allotment" would revolve around a central bureaucracy telling people a,b and c that they're going to do the shit jobs based on some arbitrary rules and x,y,z get the plum cushy jobs like sitting around all day writing "poetry".

      And what if we all want to sit around writing poetry rather than actually you know, working our arses off doing boring shit that makes a society function. Oh that's where your handwaved "society" comes in...undoubtably with legislation and threats of imprisonment for anyone who doesn't turn up for work and do their "fair share". This is old ground you know, pick up a world history book sometime.

      And this line is just perfect: "Sure you have to work out a system of apportioning work allotments so that one person is not being ask to provide a disproportionate of labor, but that is up to the society to figure out."

      Well a hundred "societies" have tried, millions have died of starvation and disease because of the failures of "alloting" and we're nearly all back to free market demand driven economies again. That's like saying it's easy to travel faster than light, we've just got to figure out how to do it.

      Well...duh, the problem is nobody can figure it out because maybe it's *just not possible* given the constraints of reality. Yes, *reality*. That place where Communes inevitably end up falling apart when the peons get sick of the "core group" living lives of absolute luxury while they work their arses off.

      Democracy and Communism *are* mutually exclusive, in a democratic "commune" who the fuck would choose to do the shit jobs by choice?

    336. Re:laughable by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      You should research more. Perhaps talk to someone who fled from a country where those ideas merely "Failed".

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    337. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "private industry can police itself"

      Historically -- Teddy Roosevelt would probably disagree with your assumption there.

    338. Re:laughable by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      In the US, if someone needs it, you'll never throw it away.

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    339. Re:laughable by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      You made examples out of the lowest paid entry level positions for utilities and DOT. By the way, on large construction projects the guy holding the flag is most likely a contractor.

      As for your FDA example, enforcing food safety would not work well in the private sector because their isn't much profit in it. Besides, the FDA is tasked with keeping an eye ON the private sector. You had food produced and prepared by the private sector put you in the hospital.

      Comparing FDA to UL is like comparing Apples to oranges. The reason you experienced good luck with UL appliances (if you ignore all those pesky recalls that lower the UL effective rate since the original product passed inspection prior to reaching the market) is that the appliance design are tested as a finished product and toasters don't spoil. Food on the other hand does and must be prepared by someone before you eat it. Considering the large amount of food being consumed every day and the small number of cases of food born illnesses, I think the FDA is being effective.

      As for your Internet example, the changing point was giving access to more consumers creating a viable marketplace for services. However it is a network of computers designed and built by the US government (actually research facilities) that set the stage for the information age. I didn't witness any parallel development in the private sector during the same time period. Instead the government design succeeded and the private sectored built from it. Not to mention that it was the government that created a need for the computer and communication hardware, and consumers benefited by enjoying the products developed partly by the funds derived from fulfilling government contracts.

      Which brings me to my point (finally!), all the examples that you gave are part of the infrastructure. If the government didn't provide this infrastructure, we as a society would not be able to spend effort creating frivolous stuff such as YouTube, Hulu, and World of Warcraft.

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    340. Re:laughable by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      But the fact is that employers "abandon" employees a lot more often than the other way around. I haven't quit a job in 15 years.

    341. Re:laughable by aBaldrich · · Score: 1

      It depends on your point of view. I live in a developing country (Argentina). What makes the difference between my country and our neighbours is that we have fee hospitals, free universities, and so on. Our "evil" taxes don't buy us bombs and destruction; but at least 30% of the population has a graduate degree. Our models are Sweden and Finland, because those guys are so advanced that they can call broadband connection a "right".I find it natural that anyone can get medical care. I would be shocked to see a bolivian inmigrant dying in the street.
      There's something else that would be nice to discuss, I don't know its name in English. The key concept is that anyone should have equal chances in life, so it doesn't matter who your father is: what matters is your attributes and defects.
      It is fair to get the fruits of your own work. But, is it fair if a $sport player earns tens of millions? That's a big question. And, if I develop an innovative way to use the net, then everyone uses it and I don't complain; is it fair to change my mind and make billions of dolars off it? I think it is not. I believe in hard work. The lawsuit industry slows the advance of technology.

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    342. Re:laughable by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      The problem in the US is that it's very rare that an employer offers such a contract. So your choice is to accept the job without a contract or have no job at all.

    343. Re:laughable by twostix · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      No that's not "Socialism" that's Social Democracy.

      Socialism - the 100 year old ideology is a Hydra that encompasses from Communism to Fascism. Basically a group of elites ruling the masses and having a major hand in commanding the economy via bureaucracy rather than the bottom up "unfair" method of demand. The one thread that joins the whole spectrum is Mussolinis famous quote "Everything inside the state, nothing outside the state".

      That's Socialism the ideology in a nutshell, as opposed to western social democracy.

      Of course it's far more complex than I can be bothered going into here but you are *not* describing Socialism when you use the term Socialism in your post.

      There's a pretty big difference that most people don't seem to realise when talking about Socialism...

    344. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason that socialism or communism or other types of "to each acording to his need, from each according to his ability" must necessarily fail, is that there are always more needs than there are abilities.

      Need is universal. You can re-distribute wealth, but you cannot re-distribute ABILITY.

      The number of people who are capable of doing things like being physicians, programmers, physicists, or the like, will always be a small fraction of those who need to be fed, housed, cared for, etc. and who are only capable of digging ditches -- or who are children, elderly, or sick, and aren't capable of doing anything.

      So the reason why any system based upon the socialist/marxist ideal is inherently immoral is that it is NEVER fair to those who have the highest ability to produce. They get screwed. And they're the people the society needs the most of, because they're the ones who keep it going.

      Therefore, those who are able to produce are disincentivized to do so, because they will get little reward in proportion to their effort. Thus, the top level achievers of society are cut off, pushed down, and abused under any socialist system.

      "And the trees are all kept equal, by hatchet, axe, and saw...." -- N. Peart

      "There's always plenty of rich people to tax." -- B. Frank.

      What's the difference?

    345. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember more than half of our planet's population still farms their food by hand, and dies in large numbers when there are droughts.

      You almost blew your cover! Fix it!

    346. Re:laughable by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because a failed state of communism is now equivalent to socialist ideas? .... I think people in finland would be surprised if you told them that they supposedly waited for 12hours to buy toilet paper.

      Anyways, it is a lame fucking argument at best. And complete bullshit at worst.

    347. Re:laughable by turtledawn · · Score: 1

      No one who wants public office can be trusted with it; the ancient Athenians had the right idea when they assigned all civic positions by lottery with a term of one year. At least that way we'd trend to mediocrity and no particular clump of cronyism would last more than a year or two.

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    348. Re:laughable by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Communism is not compatible with individual liberty and freedom. Communism implies the subordination of the individual to the state.

      Government implies the subordination of the individual to the state. Government enforced laws are the only thing that removes your rights to, for example, kill your neighbor and take his property. We've decided, as a society, that we're better off agreeing on a set of laws and handing over the enforcement of these laws to a large and powerful body, than we are to take the risks that someone is going to just kills us and take our property. I think that's a pretty good deal.

      The actual type of government, democracy or dictatorship, simply is a choice of just how much control we're handing over to the government and which of our rights we value most. You value your right to property more than your ability to take from those who are weaker than you. You probably don't agree with every law in the books, but we've decided that (assuming you're in the US), the best way of deciding on laws is based on voting for representatives, who will then vote on which laws to create and potentially will overwrite your individual preferences. A dictatorship would leave those decisions to a single individual, which has the potential to override the preferences of most of members of that society. Capitalism still implies that the government will be there to enforce certain rules, such as contract law. That enforcement costs money, and government takes that from you in the form of taxes. Communism exchanges additional securities at a greater cost, at least in theory.

      If you want to argue that capitalism has proven to be more robust, and is better able to achieve its stated goals than communism, I will certainly not argue. But it is not inherently less free. If the members a society values that additional safety net more than they value the ability to become uber-rich, that's a choice they should be able to make. It's no different than choosing to work for someone instead of creating your own business under a capitalist society. You're exchanging potential rewards for security.

      On the other hand, a society that does not allow its members to move to another society more of their liking, or work to change the system if it turns out it's not working as they expected, that's a less free society. Typically, communist nations have had that mindset, but that's not inherent in communism. That's the reason why I consider the right to migrate one of the most important rights we should defend.

    349. Re:laughable by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      Actually, the whole point of "inalienable" rights as defined by the Declaration were those instilled in us by "the Creator" (the higher power that made humanity exist.) So things like the right to live (and thus the right to eat, drink, breathe), the right to speak freely, the right to travel, the right to work and make use of your labor - these are things that when the word "inalienable" was written meant that they were not man's to give, nor man's to take away.

      A lot of that stemmed from the early beginnings of the existential crisis, which at that time boiled down to, I don't have a choice to be created and exist on this earth, so all of my faculties must have some sort of higher purpose that is beyond me, so a life of solitude and selfishness (and nastiness and brutishness and thus shortness) is less ideal than one of community and the "common welfare." So the inalienable rights were declared - rights which were simply above man's pay grade.

      Attributing any other meaning to that word, whether trying to shrink it (as you are), or enlarge it (as some more ardent socialists are), is beyond its scope.

      We can argue about whether there are inalienable rights, but if you believe that such things exist, then no, there is no right of those around you to murder you in the street.

      I mean, we had 500 years of philosophers arguing over these kinds of things, you're not the first to take a stab at it.

    350. Re:laughable by alexo · · Score: 1

      Fair doesn't mean you get treated well, just that it be by the same standard as everyone else.

      Somebody just described the Canadian health care system.

    351. Re:laughable by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      In the US, if someone needs it, you'll never throw it away.

      Must be how my family never made their living as junkmen. 'Big trash day' was like Christmas.

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    352. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most sensible people would simply point out that socialism doesn't work as advertised and capitalism is the best we've got

      You got the best because someone's slaves in India working 20 hours a day seven days a week provided it to you. Capitalism in a country ("protectionism") has been shown *not* to work. Doing it all over the world only delays the results.

    353. Re:laughable by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In the US, it is getting increasingly difficult to get good health care without employer assistance, for a variety of reasons. At some point, this crosses over into being incapable of getting decent health care. It's a little like being incapable of flying to Europe, except that long European vacations aren't a basic necessity like, say, treatment for serious illness or injury.

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    354. Re:laughable by alexo · · Score: 1

      In Brazil, tax rate is a flat 20%. And you get 100% of it back at the end of the year. The government takes the money, invests it, and spends next years budget out of the earnings - you get all your taxes back, the only loss is a bit of earnings and inflation.

      Did you pull that out of your ass?

    355. Re:laughable by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Fair doesn't mean you get treated well, just that it be by the same standard as everyone else.

      Somebody just described the Canadian health care system.

      You're still alive, aren't you? No problems with getting born in the hospital when you first came into the world, it obviously worked well enough for that. How about all those childhood diseases? When you're sick, it's good to be able to concentrate on getting well instead of worrying about how much it's going to cost, or some HMO deciding that they won't cover you because it's a "pre-existing condition" or because they just don't feel like it, or because you just don't have health insurance.

      Also, having everyone treated to the same standard of care means there's more incentive to fix something, since everyone's affected, so people can't just say "it doesn't affect me, so not my problem, now get off my lawn".

    356. Re:laughable by spacefiddle · · Score: 1

      But taxation isn't violent or forceful.

      Really? Try not paying.

    357. Re:laughable by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

      || I would argue we as humans in a civilized society are obligated to provide basic necessities to our fellow man. Of course the libertarians will gnash their teeth at the thought of being asked to be part of a civil society at all. ||

      You could argue that all you want, and you would still be wrong.

      I am a Libertarian, I take responsibility for myself and family. And, to the degree that I can, my friends as well.

      I live in a civil society, so how would "asking" me to do so make me gnash my teeth?

      Are there things about the current state of government that I would like to see changed? You betcha!

      Do I contribute to causes and activities that I see would be beneficial to others? Yes.

      Do I actively oppose and refuse to support activities that either detract from or would do away with individual human rights? Yeah.

      Do you have a very narrow and wrong view of Libertarians as a whole? Most definitely.

    358. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old joke:

      Q: What's the difference between Communism and Capitalism?

      A: With Capitalism, it's man against man. With Communism, it's the other way around.

    359. Re:laughable by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      The need for food worldwide is enormous. When was the last time you saw a billionaire farmer?

      One thing capitalism (or at least the versions I'm familiar with) does poorly is equating "necessary labor" with "valuable labor". Hell, TEACHERS don't get paid enough. They're giving in accordance with their ability, and yet, if they needed say a resort vacation because they've been dealing with nasty little shits for years on end and are overstressed, in some places they might have to give up hot meals for a while.

      In other words, capitalism would be nice if it was entirely on TOP of everyone getting what they NEED. Since it's not, someone can have entirely valuable and useful contributions which are not market-driven, profitable, etc, and as a result, the system is completely unfair to the people that end up with that work.

      Now can we stop arguing about it? I really don't want to start turning communist or whatever simply because it's the logical thing to do. I still have my own greediness I want to sate someday.

    360. Re:laughable by Howler · · Score: 1

      Then again, people often forget that "fair" doesn't always mean "equal"

    361. Re:laughable by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

      You really do not know much about Libertarians or Libertarianism then, based on your statements.

    362. Re:laughable by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      We libertarians tend to draw the line at enforcement, though

      The libertarian view can only work if people are inherently good, or at least, enough people are inherently good to counteract those that aren't.

      Personally, I'm a realist. While people have the capacity for good, when faced against an onslaught of "got mine" selfishness and and "I-know-best" ignoramuses, they quickly revert into asshole-mode.

      Kind of like shopping with a child. If it were up to them they'd spend all their money on candy, and it would all be for themselves. Eventually the parent has to step in and say Enough!

    363. Re:laughable by rycamor · · Score: 1

      So, I wonder, how do you libertarians actually propose that people change and learn new behaviors, if there is no feedback resulting from the vast majority of their actions, and the feedback they do get is completely unclear as to it's source behavior?

      Amazing things happen when people actually interact with people, instead of faceless organizations. "Feedback" does indeed happen without organizatiions, although some of the better charities often do provide you with personal messages from the people whose lives you affect (something we are extremely unlikely ever to see from a government bureaucracy). In fact, I would argue that the bigger and more official the organization (and the greater the level of government enforcement) the more likely the feedback is to be negative rather than positive. In a world where people are forced to give at fear of punishment, the more likely they are to resent the act of giving and to find any means of escape.

      Also, the bigger the bureaucracy, the more likely that the greater percentage of any dollar extracted from you will go to support the bureacracy rather than support the supposed end recipient.

    364. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing Christianism is compatible with is the Spanish Inquisition...Christianism is the complete opposite of self choice.

    365. Re:laughable by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Did you go tot he republican school of debate?

      Seriously, that's not his point, it wasn't positing a position. Pay attention t the fucking point, and not the off the cuff example of fair.

      People who modded you insightful for this post are the same people who thought the matrix was 'deep'.

      Since you are intentional derailing the argument with an irrelevant questions only designed to cause heated post. You should be modded -1 flamebait.

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    366. Re:laughable by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      The problem is in the transactions: in a capitalist system, the valuation of a transaction is determined by the private parties involved. In a communist system, that value is determined by the community as a whole.

      The convergence between the two are where the perceived needs of the individuals meet the real needs of the community.

      Labor unions, although hardly ideal, are a good example of this convergence.

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    367. Re:laughable by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like the privilege to wait in line for twelve hours to buy toilet paper.

      Communism != Socialism.

      As a matter of fact the economic systems are nearly the opposite of each other (as are their political roots: socialism is liberalism^2, communism is authoritarianism^2). Which is why if you actually read some history you'd see how the Nazis (National Socialists) were frequently at odds with the communists.

      But don't let such trivialities like facts get in the way of your brainwashing.

    368. Re:laughable by alexo · · Score: 1

      I am a little confused about your point. What exactly are you arguing about?
      I did not offer a value judgment, just stated a fact.

    369. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The libertarian view can only work if people are inherently good, or at least, enough people are inherently good to counteract those that aren't.

      That also applies to a communist or socialist system, because if the capable people aren't willing to work hard enough to support the others, the system gets ever poorer. This happened first to the communist systems and is now happening, although a little slower, to the socialist systems of Europe. Also I speculate that the reason the northern European socialist systems worked as long as they did was because of the strong cultural work ethic, which began to disappear after the 3rd generation.

      Kind of like shopping with a child. If it were up to them they'd spend all their money on candy, and it would all be for themselves. Eventually the parent has to step in and say Enough!

      That is a bad analogy for many reasons, but let's just deal with the assumption that the parent knows best. That works in a true parent-child relationship, but among adults history shows that it does not. The more power the government has over the citizen, the more likely those who rise to the top will be corrupt.

      When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.

      -Frederic Bastiat

    370. Re:laughable by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Nope, but until 3 days ago I was married to a Brazilian. That was how she explained it to me.

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    371. Re:laughable by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Really? I'm staring at the Wikipedia article on Finland, which says: "Finland has a highly industrialized free-market economy with a per capita output equal to that of other western economies such as France, Germany, Belgium or the UK."

      Perhaps you should correct that over at Wikipedia to explain that Finland really has a socialist economy. And explain here, citing at least 3 examples, where a socialist economy works better than a free-market economy, especially in the delivery of consumer staples. My experience in Russia was that the "technological planning" of socialist economies and its inevitable centralization destroyed critical local feedback in manufacturing, and led to massive mishandling of over-sized, foolish mandates, coupled with the black market pulling the resources right out of the planned economy.

    372. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, what do you consider to be 'natural' rights?

      I don't? I was questioning libertarian moral grandstanding. In their (your?) opinion the self ownership (under various names, this is a very common one) is a (the?) 'natural' right.

      And could you explain how is the right to property not one of them, since you clearly think it isn't?

      It directly conflicts with self ownership, to enforce property rights on things the owner doesn't directly control at the given moment they, or a person acting on their behalf, would have to violate the thief's self ownership. The thief on the other hand can easily take things without ever harming, seeing or indeed, even knowing who the owner was.

      Was your comment just sophomoric romanticizing of collectivism?

      My comment wasn't expressing my opinion, no matter how much red bullshit you try to pin on me. If you really want my opinion on property: it's a social construct that is almost universally enforced by all governments and is very effective at reducing bloodshed, encouraging maintenance and trade. I have no desire to get rid of the concept.

      Or have you actually thought this through?

      That is exactly the question I ask libertarians.

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    373. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall Jesus saying that you should use violence or the threat of violence to force your neighbor to give a coat to someone in need. That is what socialism wants. I am a Christian libertarian, and I don't believe I have the power to force others to be charitable.

    374. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most tyrants throughout recent political history have decidely been on the either the central or right side of the political spectrum, it's funny how you single out the left. That right there colours the rest of your writing in arather amoralistic gray.

    375. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      If we don't like the people in charge, we have a very direct and focused way of taking them out of office: the ballot box.

      No you don't. Ever heard of gerrymandering?

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    376. Re:laughable by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      I hear crickets. Either the libertards haven't noticed your post, are frantically thumbing through their copies of "Atlas Shrugged" for a half-assed rebuttal, or are figuring that if they don't respond to you, you'll go away. The fact that it's taking so long to get a response just goes to show you that there is no real-world example to point to.

      As you pointed out, unbridled lassiez-faire capitalism may sound good in theory (just like communism), but it fails spectacularly in practice (see generally AIG, Enron, &c.), just like communism.

      BTW: "Populous" was a game, "populace" was the word I assume you were going for. (Not trying to be mean, it's actually a testament to how good that game was that it's entered the English lexicon)

    377. Re:laughable by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      'inalienable rights' carries certain connotations of being inherent and nontransferable

      There's no such thing as "inalienable rights" as some sort of Platonic ideal. They're just ideas that groups of people have to make work.

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    378. Re:laughable by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Man, you're good at justifying yourself. As a sort of spiritual exercise, I'd recommend trying to understand why others might reasonably disagree with you.

      Anyway, you seem to be laying out a dream of yours, and saying communism is bad because it denies your dream. Other people have different dreams. Some dream of lying and cheating their way to the top, doing nothing really useful but getting rich in the process; are you willing to support that dream? (It's easier to get rich by doing things to get rich, not to get rich by doing good things and trying to be rewarded.)

      Some dream of spending their time doing things that they find satisfying, but which don't pay. Some dream of living in a society where everybody is adequately fed, housed, and generally cared for. Some dream of getting a job that will provide good food, clothing, and medical care for their children, but don't have any particular talent or ability. Capitalism and Libertarianism would rob these people of their dreams, and by your reasoning is a huge reason we'd call those evil.

      If you don't believe that, then you're championing one particular dream, not dreams in general.

      You're also picking and choosing your sins. There's a wide religious consensus that avarice is as evil as envy, but you seem to want to blame others for envy without penalty for avarice.

      It's fine to think the world should be run one particular way, but it's better to have actual reasons, built from principles that aren't hand-picked to support your position. That way, you might be able to convince other people. Another, more important, reason is that you can probably then understand what people who disagree with you are thinking. You'll be less likely to consider them extremists or evil, you'll be less afraid of them, and you'll find you respect them more, and all of these things will make them easier to deal with.

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    379. Re:laughable by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      That don't sound like any Bible verse I've ever heard. You must be readin' from one of them damn hippy Bibles, not the true Gospel, which is all the verses we picked out to justify creationism, homophobia, murderin' baby-killers, and voting Republican.

      In all seriousness, though, I really do wonder how much of their own Good Book most self-declared Christians read. You (and the poster below) appear to be in the group that has actually done so. Cheers.

    380. Re:laughable by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      George Orwell was an ardent socialist and communist but gave them up after seeing how evil they were. Then he wrote Animal Farm afterwords. Your Diet Education didn't teach you that did it?

      Iran never had capitalism it had a Kingdom with Islamic Law and controlled the economy that way via totalitarianism. Ask Jimmy Carter why he made the CIA put the Shah of Iran in power, and also ask why the Radical Fundamentalist Muslims who took over and overthrew the Shah of Iran are worse than the Shah were and are terrorists as well and now Iran is run by Islamic Law and terrorism. I blame a failed foreign policy in the US for that, not capitalism.

      I hope you like communism when it comes to the USA, no more computers, no more iPods, no more cell phones, no more TV sets, no more cars, no more private property. That is capitalism and communism bans it. Your salary will be greatly reduced to be like those in China or Cuba for $1065 a year.

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    381. Re:laughable by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      "socialist ideas" I didn't say it had to completely control all aspects of the economy. Nor did I say that that would even be desireable. Capitalism and competition is a GREAT thing for the economy. I simply believe that it is a power for the government to wield for the benefit of the people. Rather than the government being ruled by capitalism directly.

      Some examples would be. Health care, justice, capturing criminals, phone, internet, plumbing, education on primary and higher levels, defense, libraries, buses. I'm sure I could go on, but notice that the US is already implementing most of that list. It is nothing to be afraid of at all, it is a good thing in fact.

    382. Re:laughable by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If you make it a legal requirement for the many to provide for the needy, you end up with the list of needs growing: food, shelter, sanitation... then electricity, television, computers, the Internet. Eventually (as we do in today's society) we've got people who are on the lam who are living more corpulent lives than honest, hard working families. That seems somewhat more socially repugnant and morally negligent to me.

      This is a slippery slope argument. "If we feed the poor today, tomorrow we'll have to clothe them as well! How dare you!".

      Yes, the definition of basic needs is going to change overtime. We, as a society, can decide just what exactly is the reasonable and sustainable (note: this part is important!) definition of "basic need" is at any given point, and adjust it accordingly.

    383. Re:laughable by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      totalitarian liberalism

      Ooh! What an awesome idea for a new Conservapedia article!

    384. Re:laughable by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      All assets, including human capital are owned by the state.

      Sorry, but that is plain wrong. In idealized Marxist-Leninist communism (the USSR never ever declared itself to be "communist", BTW; it was always self-declared "socialist", and "building communism"), you can not be obligated to work, for example. You can be shunned by other members of the society for not contributing according to the full of your abilities (as they perceive them), but there's no laws to force you.

      Also, there is a distinction in communism between private and personal property. Personal property is what you use directly and exclusively - your toothbrush, your clothes, your car, etc. That is not restricted. Private property is what you own, but cannot meaningfully use exclusively - a factory, a building, etc. Of course this line is blurry, and various sects draw it differently, but it is incorrect to say that "everything is owned by the state" in communism.

    385. Re:laughable by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but would you *want* private companies running utilities and roads.

      I have no problem with them running the utilities. They already run the electric utility in my town. Why not the water one?

      Regarding the roads, I didn't say they should be running the roads. All I would question is why DOT builds roads itself rather than contracting them out. The Government doesn't (typically) build it's own office buildings. Why should it be involved in road construction?

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    386. Re:laughable by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What if everybody in the world hates being a mechanic because you always end up with a sore back? What if there aren't ever enough mechanics to fill the need because not enough people want to be mechanics? Then what do you do?

      There are two options here.

      One, the society as a whole realizes that it overuses this particular resource (available mechanics), and voluntarily reduces it, e.g. by every particular member of the society reducing the use of cars and other machines. Note that this doesn't work like a decree - there's no council that gathers and announces that from now on, driving more than X hours a day is illegal, under the penalty of jail. Instead, people themselves - each on his own accord - after being informed of the problem, make a voluntary decision.

      The other option here is that some people volunteer to work as mechanics even though they do not really like the work itself much, because they see the need the society at large has in this. For example, if there's some large ongoing project, hugely beneficial in long term, that would be hampered by lack of mechanics (say, terraforming). Again, this is purely voluntary on individual, personal level, and not in any way mandated.

      Utopian? Why, of course it is. One thing that people often forget about communism is that it - as theorecized by Marx and Lenin - requires an "ideal society" of rational altruistic decision makers to function (in that it is similar to libertarianism, which requires an "ideal society" of rational individualistic decision makers, and is similarly utopian). The challenge of building communism was never about economics; it was always about how to arrive to the point where all members of the society (or at least sufficiently large number of them) have "communist mentality".

      If the answer is: Force more people to become mechanics who otherwise don't want to be mechanics, welcome to communism.

      No-one can force anyone to work in communism, not directly, nor by indirect means (such as not providing basic needs such as food to those who don't work). That is socialism.

      Remember, socialism is "from everyone according to their abilities, to everyone according to their contribution". This, obviously, requires a way to enforce the second part. Communism is "from everyone according to their abilities, to everyone according to their need".

    387. Re:laughable by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      When you find that outside of the ant colony or Borg collective let me know.

      Neither communism nor libertarianism are achievable; both are utopian. That's why, in practice, we use a mix of ideas and approaches, with balance varying according to the present needs. All Western countries today do just that - the fundamental constructs of economy and society are "capitalist", but then a layer of "socialist" regulation and redistribution is introduced on the top to mitigate the excesses. Depending on the country, the amount of the latter varies, but it is never more than a layer, and never forms the core (as it does in true socialist countries). It seems to work remarkably fine overall, and is what we call "social liberal democracies" today.

    388. Re:laughable by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      To avoid this, careful group membership selection, or harsh enforcement are required.

      At which point all those "someone [who] will be selfish enough to game the system for his own advantage" will gravitate to positions where they are the ones doing the selection and/or harsh enforcement.

      Which is what happened in all so called communist countries.

      I dare say the problem of "gaming the system" and "not playing nice" is equally applicable to capitalist systems (monopolies are one instance of this), and what you describe happens there as well.

      even if a completely equal society was magically created in an instant, sooner or later, somebody smarter/sneakier would outsmart/deceive somebody which was less so and end up with more and the other with less. Said person, seeing his/her own success and the benefits of that action would do it again, while other smart/sneaky people also seeing it would copy it. Eventually the whole thing society would move to a state where some have more and some have less.

      Ironically enough, you've just provided a concise explanation as to why libertarianism (or, in general, any pure unregulated free market) doesn't work.

      Balance is the key word. Competition plays a very important role, but so does regulation.

    389. Re:laughable by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      How do you mod an entire thread off-topic? :(

      You mod each post in it off-topic as new posts are added. Hope that helps!

      (waiting for my +5, Informative now)

    390. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered how people that claim to be followers of Christ can not be socialists to some degree. Christ and the New Testament writers basically call us to be generous to everybody, and communal within the body. There's not a single line that says a Christian can say, "This is mine and you can't have it."

      The "duh" conclusion is that most Christians don't actually read the Bible.

    391. Re:laughable by burnin1965 · · Score: 1

      Then describe it for me. What do they gain?

      Lets look at socialism in the United States.

      The U.S. spends about 20% of the nations GDP.
      85% of the revenue collected by the U.S. government comes from 15% of the population.
      Note that that 15% also acquires 85% of the adjusted gross income after basic living expenses.
      The U.S. spends that revenue on:
      9% Welfare
      12% Defense
      14% Education
      14% Pensions
      16% Health
      All of which are socialist in nature. The bulk of the expense is covered by 15% of the population but 100% of the population benefits.

      In some areas of the economy there are worker unions where the workers acting as one attempt to guarantee better wages and benefits for all. Usually the end result is not only better wages and benefits for union members but also for other areas of employment. And before anyone starts spewing the usual anti union rhetoric I suggest doing some research on the working conditions and wages of industrial workers in the United States prior to unions. And before bringing up GM versus Toyota note that Japan is even more socialist than the United States, their government is spending 30%+ of the GDP, so breaking the unions in the United States to pay for socialism in Japan is ludicrous.

      I think any socialist system in which people are free to choose their own work to self-actualize, will suffer from a labour shortage in some sector, and so either people will be forced to work in a job they don't want to in order to compensate

      That is communism and I believe you are correct, it doesn't work and it creates more problems than it solves.

      Communism != Socialism

      They are not the same thing. Socialism is practised at varying levels in virtually every industrialized western nation. People need to get over the propaganda they've been fed for decades. You can have socialism and still have private ownership of production, free market competition, compensation based on effort, skill and knowledge, etc. I know this to be true because its being done today.

      Ah, the old "capitalism is exploitation" chestnut. Contrary to popular opinion, many people actually enjoy their jobs and are not being "exploited".

      Ah the old "I don't agree with this guy so I'll try some simple labels to suggest they fit in some culturally negative stereotype, communist should work."

      In 1980 the average CEO compensation was 42 times the average worker compensation, today its 319 times.
      That is over 600% increase in compensation.

      Median household income from 1980 to 2008 in 2008 dollars increased 14%, converted to current dollars for an accurate comparison thats a 173% increase.

      From 1980 to 2008 the United States GDP grew over 400%

      And yet here we are in the United States arguing over basic health care for the public because 1) as a nation we can afford it and anyone who says we can't is either a liar, in denial or hasn't bothered to actually look at the numbers and 2) because we have many cases where even individuals who have health insurance end up denied coverage which sometimes results in death.

      Health insurance coverage sponsored by employers has continually dropped.
      From over 68% of employees covered in 200 to under 60% in 2008.

      By its nature capitalism is exploitation, I know that word has negative connotations but only because in some cases exploitation can turn into victimization.

      When wages of 95% of the work force are suppressed to

    392. Re:laughable by socrplayr813 · · Score: 1

      FDA = Yeah, that's worked out real well [fda.gov]. I trust the UL much more than I trust the FDA. I've yet to have a UL approved appliance burn my house down. I have had FDA approved food put me in the hospital.

      Is that a UL emblem I see circled on one of the 200,000 stoves being recalled due to fire hazard?

      You guys seem a little too worked up over this and you also seem to expect a lot more from the FDA and UL than they're actually responsible for. I work for a medical device manufacturer, so I know the process of dealing with them and I've heard my share of stories. I'll try to fill in a bit.

      These types of organizations (the FDA for sure and I presume UL, though I haven't dealt with them) do not inspect or otherwise deal with any product between manufacturing and use by the consumer. Approval of a product is done during or immediately after the design phase, before any finished product leaves the building.

      To do this, the designer/manufacturer has to fill out various forms and prove compliance with set standards by providing documentation of the product design itself and its manufacturing process. This is done primarily through email and phone conversations. It can be a long process (months/years), depending on the complexity of the device/process, intended use, etc.

      The overall Quality System is also subject to investigation. The FDA does periodically audit manufacturing plants, though not necessarily how you would expect. These audits usually consist of a cursory walkthrough of the facility, which doesn't generally lead to anything unless there are obvious, visible problems. They will then proceed to review your records for 3-5 days. If there are inconsistencies, they might go look at things in more detail, but for a well-run company, that won't happen (much).

      That's it. They have minimal, if any, direct contact with an actual product before it goes out the door to the consumer. The manufacturer/designer proves that it meets the relevant standards and they're off to the races. The FDA has no further involvement. It's up to the manufacturer to take care of everything. If they screw up, you can be sure the FDA will be knocking on the door, but usually only after the shit hits the fan.

      Now for UL... As with ISO, various engineering organizations, and similar, UL does not directly oversee anything. They merely set up standards and certify things based on documentation provided by the manufacturer. That means that they have no direct control over the company and product. Now, the process for this certification is almost certainly very similar to what I described for the FDA above, with somewhat less of a risk of mass deaths and huge lawsuits (not saying it's impossible, just not as big of a deal in most peoples' eyes as medical devices and food).

      Now, think about practicality here... No oversight/standards organization can be directly involved in everything. It's just not feasible, so you can't look to them for that. You need to trust the company you're buying from. If you get a bad product, it's their fault and they need to fix it. If it's a food or medical device issue, the FDA will make them fix it and can/will follow up with some huge penalties if necessary (ie. company shut-down, and jail time). UL and other organizations cannot. They can only remove their certification.

      Note: After rereading this, I did seem to make the approval process sound somewhat trivial. I can assure you that it is generally far from easy to get FDA approval for a medical device. I can't speak to how difficult it is for food, but I don't imagine it's easy.

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    393. Re:laughable by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      You're a fine example of why I'm not a leftwingnut socialist.

      You blame everyone else for your own short comings and your greed without ambition.

      You can be just as rich as you want. You just are unwilling to do what it takes. And you want everyone to be just as lazy as you.

      No thanks. BTW, I'm not rich, but I'm happy and comfortable. I've found the balance in my life. I suggest that you stop looking at others and what they have (or don't have) and pay attention to yourself. I realize this is probably disturbing to you, because you probably don't like yourself very much. But I assure you, that a little introspection goes along way.

      And if you measure your worth by any measure external to yourself, you'll alway be disappointed. Grass is indeed greener on the other side. Especially if all you do is piss (and moan).

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    394. Re:laughable by blazerw · · Score: 1

      How many of those 1,000 employees need help from the priest and social worker because they aren't paid enough to buy food, clothing, and/or shelter?

    395. Re:laughable by farble1670 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would, or should, we be obligated to provide anything to another person?

      because it is in the long-term best interest of society, of which you are a part of, right? don't take my word for it, it is something that every modern society has figured out to some degree or another.

      e.g., you might not think you should have to subsidize public education through your taxes, but when children grow up uneducated and can't work in the economy you depend on, it becomes your problem. it is also your problem when their lack of affluence causes them to turn to a life of crime, of which you might be the victim. and so on.

    396. Re:laughable by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      But you keep saying things like "It is nothing to be afraid of at all". That becomes insidious: if you don't fear socialistic economics at all, you can fall prey to an amazing number of economic traps. Five-year micromanagement plans for national economies, in particular, comes to mind. And we've seen that happen at national level. (Soviet economies, in particular, suffered from this.)

    397. Re:laughable by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      sigh. last time i checked, killing the imperfect was not a basic tenet of socialism.

      really, if you want to look around at the evils done by political system A vs. B , you are going to have a hard time arguing for capitalism. let's see, in an effort to make capitalism work, the US enslaved or murdered 12 million africans. in an effort to make capitalism work, we essentially wiped out an indigenous population numbering in the hundreds of thousands.

      of course i don't think any of those things were done in the name of capitalism, any more than i believe that killing of those that are different, imperfect, etc as you say are inherent to socialism.

    398. Re:laughable by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      yes of course you don't take 100 million people and ask them to share nicely any more than you take 100 million people and ask them to trade goods and services nicely.

      pure capitalism doesn't work any better than pure communism.

    399. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, there's also the fact that free markets have brought more people out of poverty than all of the social programs in the world.

      I see this kind of argument very often, and I can only assume that most of the time the people making them live in rich countries, or at the very least are wealthy people in other countries. Sure, living in North America or Europe, it is easy to see the benefits of capitalism/free markets/whatever; what a lot of people fail to understand is that the First World has reaped those benefits, at the same time as (and, arguably, because) the Third World has reaped the opposite effects. For you to have rich people, you need to have poor people too. Capitalism has developed very wealthy and developed societies, where you have the "leisure time to sit and argue this", but it has also created extremely poor societies.

      Of course, things are as simple as my argument; but please don't ignore these facts when talking about free markets.

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    400. Re:laughable by naasking · · Score: 1

      That is communism and I believe you are correct, it doesn't work and it creates more problems than it solves.

      Communism != Socialism

      They are not the same thing. Socialism is practised at varying levels in virtually every industrialized western nation. People need to get over the propaganda they've been fed for decades. You can have socialism and still have private ownership of production, free market competition, compensation based on effort, skill and knowledge, etc.

      You don't get to redefine terms at will. What you describe is not Socialism, it's Keynesian economics. Ultimately, only "public goods", like the environment, require centralized control and distribution; private and common goods are most efficiently produced and distributed by the free market. A good government is one that intervenes only to regulate public goods, and that's where public debate should stay.

      Whether health care is a public good, as defined economically, is a good question. Here in Canada, we've done fairly well with universal health care, though it's not without its problems.

      As for "exploitation", our standard of living is higher than ever because of the efficiency with which private goods can be produced in a capitalist economy; trying to intervene in these markets and impose regulations or "socialist" ideals impedes the efficient operation of the market and stunts the growth of our standard of living. I'm also not sure how the wealth differential is a valid ruler by which to gauge standard of living, though it is a popular rhetorical device.

    401. Re:laughable by localman · · Score: 1

      Heh, thanks for the spelling correction :)

    402. Re:laughable by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Describe to me in detail the life of a citizen living in a first world country who finds himself FORCED to take out a loan in order to eat or have some kind of rudimentary shelter, and I bet I can name a half a dozen things he did wrong to get himself into this situation, and several things he could do to get out of it without having to rack up debt.

    403. Re:laughable by am+2k · · Score: 1

      Stealing from a stupid person is still stealing. And yes, those people do exist in the so-called first world.

    404. Re:laughable by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously lambasting the FDA for what, three major outbreaks (peanuts, tomatoes and one mad-cow false alarm) in the past 10 years? I guarantee you buddy, if the FDA didn't exist, you'd be playing Russian roulette at the supermarket. But I can concede that even if you have a Grade A production line, all it takes is one worker who wipes his ass and fails to follow proper sterilization procedure, and a whole line is contaminated with e.Coli.

    405. Re:laughable by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Exactly. How much of the failed Soviet experiment was sown in the seeds of the actions of Stalin and Lenin, and not in communism, per se?

    406. Re:laughable by rgviza · · Score: 1

      The same argument could be made for a patent on "Using a server connected to the internet to process commerce transactions"

      WTF /agree

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    407. Re:laughable by shirotakaaki · · Score: 1

      One other word: Blackwater

    408. Re:laughable by burnin1965 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you describe is not Socialism, it's Keynesian economics

      No, Keynesian economics is not concerned with social programs or the basic needs of the citizens, it deals with the variable inputs that can be used to address fluctuations in consumption, employment, investment, etc.

      Controlling the interest rates is Keynesian, building roads is Keynesian, lending capital to automotive manufacturers is Keynesian, but these are all temporary means of controlling variables in the economy to control serious recessions. Social Security, Medicare, Unemployment Insurance, etc. are not Keynesian, they are Socialism.

      What I am describing is a type of socialism more like that proposed by Fourier who suggested that in a socialist economy workers would be compensated based on there input, I am not describing the type of authoritarian socialism portrayed during the red scare and espoused by Babeuf, Engels, or anyone proposing communism.

      I am not redefining Socialism the problem is you seem to only be aware of the type of Socialism that is meant to frighten people with visions of Gulags.

      our standard of living is higher than ever because of the efficiency with which private goods can be produced in a capitalist economy

      I'm not as familiar with the long term economic situation in Canada but I can tell you the standard of living in the United States is more than acceptable. So when I look at individual median incomes from the 1940s to today and see that, based on inflation measured by the CPI, in the United States the median income has decreased some 30% from the mid 1970s to today I wondered how this standard of living could be maintained.

      The answer lies in personal debt. From the 1940s up to the 1970s personal debt in the United States was only a fraction of the GDP value, 30% or less, but after median individual income started to slide personal debt rapidly increased and today in the United States personal debt is equivalent to if not exceeding the national GDP. That is over $14 trillion in individual debt alone!

    409. Re:laughable by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Not paying is an act of force, paying isn't.

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    410. Re:laughable by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You're only replying to part b), but not part a). For obvious reasons, I might add. Yes, you're right, it's my fault that I hate sales, and that I royally suck at lying to prospective clients.

      The other part that you ignored was that if every consultant would venture out on their own, it would be wildly inefficient. It would necessarily be impossible for organizations to hire consultants to do anything but small work that can be done by one person in a schedulable time frame. Furthermore, if your exhortation for everyone to become independent and keep all the fruits of their labor would actually be implemented by everyone, large ventures would be impossible. Even organizations like Armadillo Aerospace rely on an organizational hierarchy, with the top making more money than the bottom.

      What you're demonstrating is a basic confirmation bias (also called "can't see past your own nose"). Just because something works for you doesn't mean it works for everybody, or could even work if everyone did it.

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    411. Re:laughable by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing against private property; in fact, I'm arguing for it. Those who argue for equal X for everyone are against private property, and voluntary exchange.

    412. Re:laughable by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You think you are "happy and comfortable"? You are just one major illness away from living on the street. Wait until you have someone you love die because they can't afford the treatment required to keep them alive, and then we'll talk, okay?

      May your luck hold out over this holiday season, may your job not be sent overseas, may your kid not get an expensive illness, I truly wish you well. But don't kid yourself, if you have less than a million in the bank you are just one major illness from the street.

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    413. Re:laughable by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      I have to say I tend to agree. Now, the question to ask is this:

      Which system, capitalism or socialism, is more likely to find that convergence? Or, in particular, what path is necessary to get from their existing system to there?

      Capitalism getting that kind of alteration requires, as we have seen, some amount of government-sponsored socialism. Some people still grumble about this today. Socialism getting a little bit more capitalistic? I can't even hazard a guess.

      It's an interesting thing to think about I suppose.

    414. Re:laughable by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

      I think that natural rights impose an obligation on others to not unduly take from you one thing or another. I also think that natural rights can't be anything that obliges someone else to provide something for you. The distinction might be narrow, but it's important.

      For example, the right to life imposes an obligation on others not to deprive you of that - in other words, not to kill you. But even though there are things that you need in order to remain alive (e.g., food, shelter), those are not natural rights because that would require an obligation on someone else to provide you with food and shelter.

      The right to liberty imposes an obligation on others not to forcefully or fraudulently cause you to do something against your own rational judgment. However, it does not provide things like freedom from the consequences of your volitional actions.

      When you consider natural rights in this way, the right to property kind of makes sense - it obliges people to not unduly deprive you of property, but it makes no obligations on others to provide you that property in the first place.

      The place of government is to provide a framework that protects our natural rights with minimal imposition on those same rights - we pay taxes in order to have police and courts and such, in order to protect us from being forcefully or fraudulently being deprived of life, liberty or property. But taxes are, of course, a violation of the right to liberty because money is just a means of exchanging your work, or really your time and efforts, for someone else's time and efforts. When you're forced to provide money for a thing, it's really that you're being forced to give up your time and effort for that thing.

      It's not perfect, but the point behind the concept of natural rights is to maximize the liberty of all, with the knowledge that in order to provide that liberty, you've necessarily got to impose on the very rights you intend to preserve. That's why it's extremely important to have a very minimal set of "natural" rights - every thing you declare as a "natural" right is only provided by government at the expense of another.

    415. Re:laughable by burnin1965 · · Score: 1

      No that's not "Socialism" that's Social Democracy.

      Socialism - the 100 year old ideology is a Hydra that encompasses from Communism to Fascism.

      Your comment started out interesting, however, socialism dates back much further than 100 years, at least 200+ years if you consider Charles Fourier, and as I've stated over and over again in other threads...

      Communism != Socialism
      and I'll add
      Fascism != Socialism.

      While both utilized socialism they are not equivalent and, while it doesn't jive with the ridiculous propaganda that has been going on since the 1940s and maybe even earlier, Capitalism not only works with and is compatible with Socialism but they are both utilized today.

      Sorry twostix, I didn't notice your comment and I've already commented on much of this in the interesting discussion with naasking. I provided many informative links in the other thread so I wont duplicate it all here.

    416. Re:laughable by beguyld · · Score: 1

      Maybe the reason is that you had tasted the upper levels at one time, and therefore you could not completely go back to living only for the lower level functions. Though I have always had that "problem." I'm just not simple enough I suppose. And maybe he was talking about the development of a human being. But once one is developed (or born that way?) past a point, the upper levels become almost more important then the lower ones.

      On the other hand, hold my head under water, and getting air will be the only thing I care about!

    417. Re:laughable by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      So here's a question - why are people in third world countries working in sweatshops? For the most part, they aren't being forced to. Why are they doing that instead of subsistence farming, as their forefathers did for generations?

      Because it pays better. Because it is an improvement on their life. Living conditions for the average person in China have skyrocketed since they started allowing relatively free market companies to start operating there. You've seen the same thing in Japan, in Taiwan, in Korea. Labor is cheap in these markets because there weren't any better options for them before.

      Now, you can argue that they aren't having as fulfilling lives or whatever as they did breaking their backs on a farm as opposed to over a Nike sewing machine... but that's their decision to make.

      So yes, it is benefitting the poor, in a relative sense even more than it does us rich folk in developed countries.

    418. Re:laughable by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I see no irony in atheists who are selfish or who are not. At that point it becomes a personal moral conviction, and don't see the point of your question for that matter.

      I think atheists should act out of support for others in society because it makes for a better and more peaceful society and because self-aggrandizement is rarely helpful to the whole but I would have no higher power's opinions to convince you with.

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    419. Re:laughable by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I think you failed Christianity 101 -- the Spanish Inquisition had nothing to do with Christianity and everything to do with some corrupt people in power of an organization that coincidentally called itself the church.

      Corrupt people exist in all organizations, its unfortunate those ones called themselves Christians when they obviously weren't.

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    420. Re:laughable by Aldenissin · · Score: 1

      3000 years ago, you would have been unfit to live (No offense, please don't take this the wrong way). And you would have probably died at birth, and that was good at the time (We needed stronger bodies, just the best breed on certain parameters).

      No offense taken. I agree, to a point. I would not have lived as it would not have been possible. Now that it is, I should be given every chance because there is a chance.

        We have the chance to save people in poorer countries, but we don't. My parents were born in America, and that doesn't make them "stronger" other than the sense of where they live. Sure their parents chose to migrate and was a "stronger" choice you could argue, but we make weak decisions when we let those we could save die no matter where they reside.

        The stronger/weaker principle did apply until recently, and as you tried to illustrate doesn't apply the same way - but rather anymore. Now, we do have things in our own hands. Every life has value (even more so in this future). Do we chose to recognize it is the question.

        I think I must say though, a life that chooses to be invaluable may indeed cease to be valuable. (Evil men, aka heathens) I wouldn't call that "life" anyway.

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    421. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to live by these rules, when building up my life from nothing again.

      And there is a fundamental flaw in this order of priorities. The “self-esteem and stuff” category has a fundamental and deep property to it, that makes you worry about it very very early. Essentially, it is in a somehow intertwined way also the very first thing to think about.

      I haven’t really found out why and how. I just know that it’s completely impossible to just focus on the lower things, until you got them handled.
      Maybe because it takes forever until they are handled. Maybe because it’s not that “step one, then step two, ...” but rather “much of step one, a little bit of stop two... then a bit less of step one, a little more of step two...”. Meaning that you already try to handle all steps at the very beginning.

      I myself lose the ability to even handle the basic stuff, when I don’t have the ability to pursue the higher stuff from time to time. I simply can’t stand it, and feel like I’m not really alive, but a zombie.

      So Maslow is definitely wrong here. But if you lower the resolution of your look at it, he appears to be right.

      Except Maslow specifically postulated that higher needs would still have some importance even if the D-needs aren't fully met. It's only in the case of near total lack, like extreme starvation, that he thought a specific D-need would eclipse everything else in a person's mind. If you read Maslow's papers, it's clear that he saw the satisfaction of a specific need as a continuum like a percentage scale, not a binary state. In one of his earliest papers (Titled "Theory of Human Motivation", I've seen PDFs of it available on some .edu sites) he even has this following illustration:

      For instance, if I may assign arbitrary figures for the sake of
      illustration, it is as if the average citizen [p. 389] is satisfied perhaps 85 per cent in his
      physiological needs, 70 per cent in his safety needs, 50 per cent in his love needs, 40 per
      cent in his self-esteem needs, and 10 per cent in his self-actualization needs.

      Also another thing is that Maslow was purposely focusing on people he considered fundamentally emotionally healthy, because he thought this segment of the population was basically ignored by most of the psychology of his day (and arguably still is). So someone suffering from a type of depression (which you might be given what you wrote), wouldn't necessary fit his theories either.

    422. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be "+10 Insightful"! Unfortunately it will be probably ignored by most reading this forum, much like this anonymous post.

    423. Re:laughable by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      Word.

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    424. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Balance is the key word.

      THIS IS SLASHDOT! We all tend to be unbalanced in some way!

    425. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with being a 'brazzilionaire'. My combined tax burden across state/federal/local/property/sales/etc is close to 50%. I make a whooping $30,000. I just want to keep some more of that money. What's wrong with that desire?

      This doesn't pass the smell test. Where in the US are you paying anywhere near 50% on 30k?

      I suppose including both property and sales tax it might be possible, but only if this guy (or gal) was trying to live well beyond their means in terms of real estate and other discretionary expenses!

    426. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      When you consider natural rights in this way, the right to property kind of makes sense - it obliges people to not unduly deprive you of property, but it makes no obligations on others to provide you that property in the first place.

      The problem is that property is not pulled out of vacuum, it's created out of natural resources depriving others of said resources.

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    427. Re:laughable by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

      The problem is that property is not pulled out of vacuum, it's created out of natural resources depriving others of said resources.

      At this point, on this planet, just about everything that can be owned already *is* owned. So the exchange of property (i.e., matter) for money (i.e., time) and vice-versa works within that system according to the rules that emerge from natural rights.

      If by "natural resources," you mean stuff that somebody already owns (e.g., land, minerals they've mined, etc.), and that ownership is legally recognized by some contemporary government, but you have some sort of cosmic-fairness-based argument why they *shouldn't* own it, objections about how they historically came to own it, or ideas about how we ought to provide some sort of reparations for the wrongs that came along with that initial establishment of ownership, then please just stop here - I don't care to have that argument. We had our "Wild West" days of expansion and acquisition, and I wouldn't disagree that many people were wronged in that time. But the sad fact is that, no matter how you personally feel about it, those things *are* owned, and in just about every nation there's a framework that both supports the legitimacy of the current owners. That argument is focused on the redistribution of current ownership based on past grievances, not a real critique of property rights.

      However, I agree that there's a problem if by "natural resources" you mean "stuff that nobody owns yet." That's an interesting issue - given, at this point that would almost have to be something extra-planetary. The right to property can't exist unless there's a government that can effectively prevent others from depriving you of property by force or fraud. While we're done with the Wild West days on this planet, there's a whole universe out there that isn't under lock and key by any planetary government.

      So the question is, can we somehow devise a system under which the next phase of expansion and acquisition is done in a more orderly and just fashion than the last one?

    428. Re:laughable by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Communism is a genuine way of seeing your fellow man. Religion is believing that you should do so out of fear of a higher power after you die.

    429. Re:laughable by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      It does not seem you, as an AC wuss, that knowing what communism IS as important to this discussion. If you actually READ Marx, you would understand what is being spoken of.

      READ A BOOK. Communism is not what you all think it is. Oh well. American's, reading, about communism from the AUTHORS, thats too much too ask.

      Good luck.

    430. Re:laughable by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      Except that the #2 economy in the world is a communist state.

    431. Re:laughable by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Actually since China implemented taxes and since the foreign trade bills that brought capitalism to build companies in China that have private property, China had to evolve to a hybrid communist/capitalist system in order to survive. This is not unlike the Easter European nations who had to do the same thing as the new Russian Federation did.

      Before China did that they weren't the number #2 economy. But after offshoring US and European and Japanese jobs to China, they were able to grow their economy by evolving to a communist/capitalist hybrid system

      The USA is undergoing such a change now with the Universal Heath Care and other communist programs as the government now owns corporations after bailing them out via stimulus programs. So the USA has become a hybrid capitalist/communist system now. See how the US economy was ruined after Bush turned to communism to save the economy and it kept getting worse than better and instead of change Obama did the same things Bush did with more communism and now we have a record 10% unemployment and a housing bubble burst and California is almost bankrupt with communist programs of their own. So ask someone in California how their communist economy is doing.

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    432. Re:laughable by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Well the book called "The Oncoming Revolution" that is spreading around Europe and soon to hit the USA suggests that for a socialist revolution to murder the imperfects as the world is overcrowded. It is spreading around the underground and the climate cult already uses it as a guide. The European Black Bloc socialist units use it as their bible and their members are a milita that dress in all black with black masks and have run riots in

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    433. Re:laughable by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Question: how many million people died due to Enron? Decimal answers are acceptable.

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    434. Re:laughable by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      As you say. Capitalism doesn't work. Communism doesn't work. Probably should try socialism like the other top 8 countries in the world.

    435. Re:laughable by Rysc · · Score: 1

      For example, the right to life imposes an obligation on others not to deprive you of that - in other words, not to kill you. But even though there are things that you need in order to remain alive (e.g., food, shelter), those are not natural rights because that would require an obligation on someone else to provide you with food and shelter.

      I do not recognize property as being something that is yours, and thus not something of which you can be deprived. Your time, your life, your free will... these are all yours because they are physically a part of you and inseparable by any known science (not even death! This does not separate components so much as destroy the whole.)

      I think that natural rights impose an obligation on others to not unduly take from you one thing or another.

      [snip]

      When you consider natural rights in this way, the right to property kind of makes sense - it obliges people to not unduly deprive you of property, but it makes no obligations on others to provide you that property in the first place.

      Property cannot be taken from you since you do not own it to begin with. Any property you have has been granted to you by the government along with any rights to it. It is therefore a problem if another citizen takes your property in violation of your franchise, but not if the government takes it back. Property, which is effectively land and things descended from land, is the exclusive domain of the government. Private ownership is merely a kind of temporary grant that the government permits, like a patent, to inspire industriousness.

      Any other view of property, however popular, is perverse and unrealistic. The fact that other views are so popular is a large contributing factor to social and economic problems.

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    436. Re:laughable by arose · · Score: 1

      But the sad fact is that, no matter how you personally feel about it, those things *are* owned, and in just about every nation there's a framework that both supports the legitimacy of the current owners.

      Same is the case for taxes. However I'm not the one calling for abolition of taxes, nor am I calling taxes stealing.

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    437. Re:laughable by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      But socialism is diet communism, and the top eight countries with socialism also use capitalism and private property and IP rights and other capitalistic things. All the socialists did was take communist ideas, lost the command/control markets, used Keynesian Economics (which is based on Marxism), and then cut their military (because of the USA providing military support for Europe, Japan, and Asia due to agreements after WWII to help prevent more world wars and police the areas) but those top 8 nations have major human rights violations, as well as their own recessions (it is a global recession), and high unemployment, and have changed their constitution so many times it is not funny because their socialist plans don't work and ruin everything else.

      The point you miss is that communism, capitalism, socialism don't work, and neither do fascism, Islamic Law, Kingdoms, Dictatorships, collectivism, anarchy, or any other form of government or economic system known to man. Every major civilization has basically used them and failed in some way because of them. So we need to invent new systems that work.

      Why won't a nation use Game Theory and the Nash Equilibrium Theory? Find a way to make supply equal demand for the optimum economic system to determine the best prices for all and grow the economy at the best rate for all and then things like health care, houses, cars, etc will be affordable enough so that everyone can afford them regardless of income.

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    438. Re:laughable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question: how many million people died due to starvation, complications from malnutrition or shortened life spans from the same due to the great depression?

  2. All we want is what's fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, and money. Lots of money. In fact, forget the fair thing, and give us the money.

    1. Re:All we want is what's fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the website it looks like the management team consists of the Chairman in question, and two lawyers. Go figure.

  3. developed these technologies over 15 years ago... by Locutus · · Score: 3, Informative

    then the 17 years of protection by the patents is pretty much over. And if they published this information before they filed the patent then it's now in public domain anyways.

    LoB

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  4. More power to 'em by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given that the defendants are also ridiculously litigious about software patents, I say more power to Eolas. I think the whole idea of software patents is absurd anyway but if there is going to be pain suffered by anyone then it needs to be suffered by all. Adobe, Amazon.com, Apple, eBay, Google, Yahoo!, JPMorgan, and Playboy are all probably really saddened by the fact that they didn't come up with this themselves quicker.

    1. Re:More power to 'em by dikdik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously- software patenting is a rich boys club; or another manifestation of the motto "the one with the most money wins". There are thousands of patents like this; scads of unoriginal montages of half-baked and recycled ideas, cleverly disguised and slopped up to the USPO, and approved, cha ching. It takes this kind of outrage and political pressure to get one patent reviewed. What chance does the small software company have protecting itself against patents with a lineage of prior art? It's also a positive feedback system; patents breed patents, just look at the crazy exponential explosion of USPO patents over the last five years. And sitting in the middle of the web is the black widow, the USPO, raking in the fees while spending precious little fix the spiraling problem. Once practical answer: maybe register your software company in the Cayman Islands or Vanuatu, or some other such place and take your international profits offshore. Better defensive legal system; and better protection against the system fueled by common-revenue-oriented legislation and wayward lawyers.

    2. Re:More power to 'em by meerling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is not reasonable to allow spurious or unfounded litigations simply because the target does so themselves.
      That would set a very bad precedent.

      Now as to this case, I have no idea if it's a load of b.s. since I can't seem to get the article to load.
      Maybe it got slashdotted. :)

      Personally, I'm sick of the software patent scams, just slap them back to copyrights like it used to be.
      As long as we're wishing for things, eliminate business patents also.

    3. Re:More power to 'em by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Playboy are into softporn not software.

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    4. Re:More power to 'em by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Given that the defendants are also ridiculously litigious about software patents,

      Every case like this that is lost by the defendants serves to further legitimize this type of patent. If they win this, any project using Ajax is at risk, including many popular FOSS forum and CMS packages. So you'll pardon me if I'm less than enthusiastic about this, regardless of who is defending.

    5. Re:More power to 'em by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Adobe, Amazon.com, Apple, eBay, Google, Yahoo!, JPMorgan, and Playboy are all probably really saddened by the fact that they didn't come up with this themselves quicker.

      I'm not going to stand by and let you insult Playboy by lumping them in with the likes of Adobe, Apple and JPMorgan ;)

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    6. Re:More power to 'em by supernova_hq · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Try living in Canada. Canada ruled a long time ago that software patents are not allowed. However due to the patent treaty we signed with the US and half of Europe, now they are.

      If you are confused, this means that Canadians are not allowed to be awarded software patents (good), but still need to abide by software patents awarded to Americans and Europeans or be SUED (very bad).

      If you are STILL confused, welcome to the club :(

    7. Re:More power to 'em by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Okay, I know Adobe, Amazon, Apple, eBay, and Microsoft like to wield their patents like hammers - but has Google ever done it?

      Not to mention all the small startups that could be harmed by a patent troll if these guys win.

    8. Re:More power to 'em by matzahboy · · Score: 1

      Lol. Google wasn't even around 15 years ago. It was founded in 1998.

    9. Re:More power to 'em by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      Given that the defendants are also ridiculously litigious about software patents

      There is a big difference between publicly licenceing a patented technology to others (or at least uses that technology in a product of their own) verses a company who just sits on a portfolio of patents without using them to see what becomes hugely popular before suing all and sundry. If the first that you hear of these patents is when they start suing people, then you have a submarine patent. And that's bad.

    10. Re:More power to 'em by smallfries · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The use of asynchronous communication with the server is one of the sub-claims. The actual "invention" that they filed is a browser that can download programs, and run them in such a way that the program can communicate with the browser for I/O. That is AJAX, but also Javascript in general. It's also any Java applet, Flash applet or in fact, any applet of any kind.

      They claim that they have invented the idea of executable applets, in any language or implementation. And after the Microsoft victory their legal position looks quite strong. I would assume that the only way the targets in this round can beat this is by tying the suits together and trying to get the patents dismissed on the grounds that they are overly broad.

      There was no specific invention in the patent - but they stumbled onto a very general idea that is the basis for the entire internet 15 years later. The argument needs to be along the lines that no one company should be allowed to own a patent on technology that it actually took the entire industry 15 years to develop.

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    11. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who ever patented software in the first place, as maybe an arbitrary sequence of machine readable instructions executed by one or more processors to perform operations resulting in the execution of said instructions and then output the result(s) of the operations in a human readable format (or whatever patent-eze is the norm), should stand-up and say ENOUGH!

    12. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the fact that the company is a Berkley spin-off that was created purely to market this product and is very friendly towards open source.

    13. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What do you mean not allowed to be awarded software patents? I know many Canucks with software patents from the USPTO.

    14. Re:More power to 'em by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Isn't there some sort of grounds on patents that you've got to defend your patent or you lose any right to it?

      So, waiting 15 years (let's call it 10 and still be fairly conservative) before pressing litigation against infringers might qualify, yes?

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    15. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior art: Display PostScript.

    16. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are confused, this means that Canadians are not allowed to be awarded software patents (good), but still need to abide by software patents awarded to Americans and Europeans or be SUED (very bad).

      Patents only have jurisdiction in the country that grants them. You can't sue anyone in Canadian courts over a U.S. patent. You can't sue a Canadian in U.S. court for actions entirely taking place in Canada. But you can and always have been able to sue a Canadian in U.S. court for actions in the U.S. that violate a U.S. patent (including importing or selling a patented product). However, that judgment would only apply in the U.S.

      I am aware of no treaty which directly addresses software patents. You may be thinking of TRIPS, which requires non-discrimination among technological fields in granting patents (with certain exceptions). However, Canadian acceptance of software patents seems to pre-date TRIPS:

      In the fall of 1994, the Canadian Patent Office issued guidelines following recommendations from the Patent and Trademark Institute of Canada:

      1. Unapplied mathematical formulae are considered equivalent to "mere scientific principles or abstract theorems" which are not patentable under section 27(8).

      2. The presence of a programmed general purpose computer or a program for such computer does not lend patentability to, nor subtract patentability from, an apparatus or process.

      3. It follows from 2, that new and useful processes incorporating a computer program, and apparatus incorporating a programmed computer, are directed to patentable subject matter if the computer-related matter has been integrated with another practical system that falls within an area which is traditionally patentable. This principle is illustrative of what types of computer-related application may be patentable, and is not intended to exclude other computer-related applications from patentability.

      I am a (U.S.) patent attorney.

    17. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not quite true... only things made in the US is at risk. I.e projects in EU will not have any problem. This is the fundamental problem with software patents, it will cripple your economy while leaving others intact. A system built to protect industries will in a global world destroy them. Irony at it's peak.

    18. Re:More power to 'em by macshit · · Score: 1

      There was no specific invention in the patent - but they stumbled onto a very general idea that is the basis for the entire internet 15 years later. The argument needs to be along the lines that no one company should be allowed to own a patent on technology that it actually took the entire industry 15 years to develop.

      It's also entirely stupid that somebody should be able to patent this kind of fairly obvious evolutionary development. Software patents should be about insanely clever non-obvious-to-even-very-smart-and-experienced-people specific and narrowly defined algorithms. They should be about hard stuff.

      As it is, people seem to patent just about every random idea they have with the idea that something will stick, and the patent office will usually be too stupid to realize how blatantly obvious it is.

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    19. Re:More power to 'em by Bent+Mind · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are thinking of Trademarks. Patents do not have this clause.

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    20. Re:More power to 'em by Genda · · Score: 1

      So the first question is how much are they asking for? If they are reasonable and we are talking about 8 years of paying dues... it could be no big deal. That, and you should buy a crap-load of their stock and get some of your money back. Make certain to invest in "puts" on their stock in 2018, and get a lot of your money back :-)

    21. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The use of asynchronous communication with the server is one of the sub-claims. The actual "invention" that they filed is a browser that can download programs, and run them in such a way that the program can communicate with the browser for I/O. That is AJAX, but also Javascript in general. It's also any Java applet, Flash applet or in fact, any applet of any kind.

      And it's an ugly solution to offer interactive distributed applications, trying to cure the big short-coming of http that there's no backward path. It's causing an unimaginable high amount of cost overall.

      We'd live in a much better world if we just connected our generic X-servers to the hosts. There would be no specific client-side programs and no proprietary environments loaded into the browser to execute them.

    22. Re:More power to 'em by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Yes, they probably went to the US to get them (USPTO being American and all...)

    23. Re:More power to 'em by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      True, but I've yet to meat a software company that has limited itself to 1 country without going bankrupt rather quickly. In that case, the only thing you can do is make damn sure your software is publicly published so it can clearly be used as prior art less an American company get wind of it and steal it.

    24. Re:More power to 'em by smallfries · · Score: 1

      Actually I hate to say it but postscript is not prior art: there is no communication channel between the browser and the postscript program that allows two-way interactive use.

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    25. Re:More power to 'em by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Europe doesn't have software patents..... yet.

      The problem is that legal tourism means that its about the lowest point, so the US/UK extradition treaty is based on the US idea of "fuck, he must be guilty" while libel tourism goes to the UK as there is a nutty judge (Eady) who appears to think that even if you are a corrupt funder of terrorist groups then it would be wrong to actually say that out loud.

      Software patents, such as the Eolas one fail miserably on the "non-obvious" basis. My favourite prior art on this would be the wonder that is Emacs, Emacs is an environment with a million different plug-ins which delegate IO to the containing applications, these elements can be downloaded dynamically if you want as well. Hypercard would he a hypermedia prior art.

      The US standard for patents is so low that basically anything is patentable and the "non-obvious" clause appears to have been dropped, even prior art has arguably been dropped and a reasonable time perspective of this being about 15 years they've had the patent and in that time they've sued one company.

      And which company did they sue? Was it the same company who gave money to SCO to "settle" things.

      Go figure.

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    26. Re:More power to 'em by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      After reading through the claims of the patent, I don't see that there really is a good defense against it -- except for as you said, the broadness of the patent itself (though of course IANAL).

      That may be a very valid argument though - because this patent could just as easily be read to include the serving and viewing of a web page: the client software is requesting to view a "document", the process of creating and serving that document is handled by the server, and the rendering is handled by the client.

    27. Re:More power to 'em by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that the company is a Berkley spin-off that was created purely to market this product and is very friendly towards open source.

      That's not really relevant is it? They're friendly to open source today. Do you think that good will can be relied upon forever? Or that they won't sell the IP or the company itself? I'd rather see something done about the ridiculously broad patent than see this claim further legitimized.

    28. Re:More power to 'em by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      That does complicate things a bit. Especially since most large products are almost never developed all in one company. Still, there's a growing movement towards cooperation in handling of patents across national borders.

    29. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so how are you related to Eolas then?

    30. Re:More power to 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The patents are too broad. The problem is that the PTO, the litigators and adjudicators do not understand the technology enough to strike down the patents as too broad.

  5. Trolling the trolls by MrEricSir · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's a good thing I have a patent on patent trolling, because I'm going to be able to sue these guys for millions.

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    1. Re:Trolling the trolls by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should sue east texas as a co-conspirator in your patentented patent trolling violation. After all, without their help, trolling wouldn't be as profitable.

  6. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 2, Informative

    And if they published this information before they filed the patent then it's now in public domain anyways. LoB

    I believe in the US you are allowed to file one year after you publish. In Europe I believe this is not the case

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  7. A Modest Proposal, but... by dikdik · · Score: 1

    Why don't we create an industry funded board whose job is to make sure that silly software patents are no longer awarded? Oh wait... The industry only dislikes SOME software patents, while anyone who cares to look will see that all software patents threaten innovation and are largely anti-competitive because they rig the game in favor of big corporations. Unfortunately, software patents have become the last hurdle that the proprietary world can throw at the free software movement. Moglen and Lessig are both very persuasive (If you got a bit of free time, read "Free Culture" by the latter) I hope that upon hearing their arguments European Commission will be wise enough to reconsider its position on software patents.

    1. Re:A Modest Proposal, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why don't you patent your own software instead of being a crying bitch? why is it that the open source stooges are never ready to step up to the challenge and need big brother to hold their dicks for them?

    2. Re:A Modest Proposal, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't we create an industry funded board whose job is to make sure that silly software patents are no longer awarded? Oh wait... The industry only dislikes SOME software patents, while anyone who cares to look will see that all software patents threaten innovation and are largely anti-competitive because they rig the game in favor of big corporations. Unfortunately, software patents have become the last hurdle that the proprietary world can throw at the free software movement. Moglen and Lessig are both very persuasive (If you got a bit of free time, read "Free Culture" by the latter) I hope that upon hearing their arguments European Commission will be wise enough to reconsider its position on software patents.

      And just why would the EU shoot itself in the foot by refusing European companies patent protection in their domestic markets, when the US freely gives it to theirs? The EU is quite wise enough that when it sees the US do something unpleasant and anti-competitive, it readily says "me too".

    3. Re:A Modest Proposal, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that useful, o wise one? I still couldn't write any non-trivial software without unknowingly implementing a patent.

  8. Eolas, the bogus patent king? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Looks to me like they patented distributed computing embedded into a web browser. Anyone have more background on the patents (I lost interest in trying to interpret patent-speak after page 3 or so of their patent application). It seems to be merely abstracting a technology seen in mainframes and mainframe clients (remote computing), into what could be described as the biggest mainframe in the world (the internet).

  9. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great, because the problem is not Eolas, it's the patent system. Congress will never fix it until their corporate masters are in pain.

  10. Sadly they didn't sue Slashdot... by gzipped_tar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... otherwise we could have had a chance of removing this godawful AJAX UI for good.

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    1. Re:Sadly they didn't sue Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. Just copy Digg's threaded comment style, it is 1000x better. And is Slashdot's UI designer colorblind too?

  11. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by nacturation · · Score: 2, Informative

    then the 17 years of protection by the patents is pretty much over.

    Don't worry. They've taken that into account and will now only pretty much sue the pants off those companies.

    And if they published this information before they filed the patent then it's now in public domain anyways.

    In some jurisdictions. From BitLaw:

    One of the most important lessons to learn from this requirement is that there is a one year period after the first pbulic [sic] dislcosure or offer for sale of an invention during which a patent application must be filed. [...] Although the United States grants the one year grace period described in the last two rules above, most other countries do not grant such a period.

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  12. Bullshit by dissy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'We developed these technologies over 15 years ago and demonstrated them widely, years before the marketplace had heard of interactive applications embedded in Web pages tapping into powerful remote resources.

    Bullshit

    Show me the web site that you made providing an interactive web app back in 1994, only one year after the web was even invented.

    Don't have one? No one did? Thought as much...

    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me the web site that you made providing an interactive web app back in 1994, only one year after the web was even invented.

      Don't have one? No one did? Thought as much...

      Of course no one did (otherwise they wouldn't be able to claim it as there idea)

      the patent is on a concept and demo's don't mean public sites for all to enjoy..

      You realize almost every new concept exists as technology showcases before they make there appearance in the general public right?

    2. Re:Bullshit by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Doesn't a patent need to be very explicit in how something is performed? Last I checked, the browser technology (specifically Javascript) available now wasn't even conseived in 1944.

    3. Re:Bullshit by lennier · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Last I checked, the browser technology (specifically Javascript) available now wasn't even conseived in 1944."

      Not as such, but Vannevar Bush was getting close. Does microfilm count as prior art?

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    4. Re:Bullshit by Zebra_X · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sadly, no. An actual working prototype is not needed to file for a patent. All you really need (I'm no patent lawyer) is a fairly detailed description of an idea. You also need to search for any ideas similar to yours. If applicable you may need to reference them as works.

      I believe the only way this can be overturned is if there is evidence of prior art - (possibly) a working implementation of the idea before the patent was filed.

      Also, it's not any particular implementation that they are going after, it is the general "method" of how plugins work within the browser that is the violation.

    5. Re:Bullshit by kseise · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was hosted on Geocities, otherwise they would be able to show you. Trust them.

    6. Re:Bullshit by dissy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You realize almost every new concept exists as technology showcases before they make there appearance in the general public right?

      Ok, I can understand why you didn't read the article, and why you didn't read the summary, but how did you manage to read the end of my post and not see the beginning?

      I'll requote for you adding the important bits:

      'We developed these technologies over 15 years ago and demonstrated them widely, years before the marketplace had heard of interactive applications embedded in Web pages tapping into powerful remote resources.

      Please insert $0.25 to play again!

    7. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, the fine post above. It is a technology demonstration for several new features of English, including:

      - the "hey, here comes an "s"!" apostrophe.

      - the "who the fuck needs commas anyway" method

      - and, the most innovative feature of all, "all the words that sound like 'there' mean the same thing"!

    8. Re:Bullshit by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It was hosted on Geocities, otherwise they would be able to show you. Trust them.

      I think I know that app:

          while (true) {
              thing.color = yellow;
              pause(seconds(0.2));
              thing.color = red;
              pause(seconds(0.2));
          }

    9. Re:Bullshit by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the patent is on a concept

      Then it's invalid. Patents are for inventions or applications.

      demo's don't mean public sites for all to enjoy..

      If it wasn't public then I'm not entirely convinced it ever existed. Like that perpetual motion machine I built one summer. My brother saw it, ask him.

      I'm with the GP on this. I don't believe they developed anything like what they claim because at the time the underlying technology to support it wasn't there. It's a WIBNI if ever there was one.

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    10. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Show me the web site that you made providing an interactive web app back in 1994, only one year after the web was even invented. Don't have one? No one did? Thought as much...

      Doesn't matter. One does need to show actual possession of an invention to qualify for a patent. A patentee must show reduction to practice, which can be actual or constructive. Actual RTP is possession of the invention. Constructive RTP is describing the invention in enough detail that one of ordinary skill in the art can implement it. This can be done without ever actually constructing the invention.

      If this seems ridiculously lenient, consider designing a new jumbo jet that will take 10 years to actually build. Or the garage inventor who can't afford a fab plant to build his new microchip. There are cases where actual possession is an unreasonable requirement.

      Yes I am a patent attorney.

    11. Re:Bullshit by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I am aware that you don't need a working prototype, but with javascript not even designed yet, there would be no way to detail the "J" part of "AJAX".

    12. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace " interactive applications embedded in Web pages tapping into powerful remote resources" with "interactive applications embedded in windows tapping into powerful remote resources" and you have desribed the client-server X-Windows system that existed a decade before these shite patenets were filed.

  13. Open Source by tsotha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From my perspective, one of the key advantages to open source software is it will make busting these kinds of patents a whole lot easier. There's almost certainly prior art somewhere for nearly every software patent on the books, but it's all in unsearchable proprietary code that may or may not have been deleted years ago. As more code gets added to sourceforge and other repositories it's going to get a lot easier to say "Hey, this thing you patented was done twenty years ago in an obscure open source project nobody uses anymore. And I can prove it."

    1. Re:Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open Source neither helps nor hurts this sort of litigation. The point at where prior art is usefull is at the time the patent is applied for and with the fucked up patenting system most patents get through. MS had this problem on the previous BS patents, even though their was a ton of prior art it was not admissable as the case was purely about whether the patent applied to what they were doing, these cases are never about whether the patent itself is valid (you have to start a seperate case with the patent office about that).

    2. Re:Open Source by gujo-odori · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Partially correct. That is one point where prior art is useful. This situation is another. If someone sues you for patent violations and you can find clear prior art, then you can attempt a flanking maneuver: file suit to have the patent invalidated. If you can invalidate the patent through prior art, you don't even have to fight the frontal battle of proving that you aren't violating the patent.

    3. Re:Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a FUKKED up system. So you get sued for a patent that should not have existed and the only defense you have is to spend huge amounts of money on lawyers and court in order to get something invalidated that should never have been validated in the first place. scumbag organisations like eolas should have all there directors thrown into a pit of hungry gerbils.

    4. Re:Open Source by JasonMaloney101 · · Score: 1

      but it's all in unsearchable proprietary code that may or may not have been deleted years ago

      In this case, that might not be necessary.

      The '985 Patent is a continuation of the '906 patent, and allows websites to add fully-interactive embedded applications to their online offerings through the use of plug-in and AJAX (asynchronous JavaScript and XML) web development techniques. The Patent Office issued the '985 Patent in October 2009.

      Microsoft invented AJAX in 1999 to be used with Outlook Web Access.

    5. Re:Open Source by tsotha · · Score: 1

      The US has a "first to invent" system instead of "first to file". As long as Eolas can show they "invented" their system before Microsoft they're okay on the timing. Since Microsoft paid out a half billion dollars I'm assuming they were able to show that in court.

  14. Can someone explain the "dog" reference? by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

    I don't get it -_-

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    1. Re:Can someone explain the "dog" reference? by Shatrat · · Score: 2, Informative

      More than everyone = Everyone and his dog.

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    2. Re:Can someone explain the "dog" reference? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      You are the dog, prepare to get sued.

    3. Re:Can someone explain the "dog" reference? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      "Sieg Heil" means "Hail victory" not "For the Win". You might want to fix your tagline there.

  15. Already reported by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/09/10/06/2055214/Eolas-To-Sue-Apple-Google-and-21-Others?from=rss

    What I wonder is, we've had little information since. Reactions from the companies involved in the suit? I only heard that GoDaddy released a statement "We're not guilty and we'll defend ourselves vigorously". The other companies have withheld comment.

    1. Re:Already reported by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      I expect that the other companies will not say anything in public that would jeopardise their ability to make a behind-closed-doors accommodation with the litigating party, or with each other to cooperatively fight. Saying "we're not guilty and we'll see you in court" out loud is as good as saying "the other party is full of sh*t" and could possibly taint settlement possibilities (?). If you don't have a counter patent to play whack-a-mole with then it will go to court and be decided by third parties, so what you say is less important.

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    2. Re:Already reported by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I expect that the other companies will not say anything in public that would jeopardise their ability to make a behind-closed-doors accommodation with the litigating party, or with each other to cooperatively fight. Saying "we're not guilty and we'll see you in court" out loud is as good as saying "the other party is full of sh*t" and could possibly taint settlement possibilities (?).

      I suppose you're correct. It made an impression to me that GoDaddy as a small company simply had less well thought-out response than the other defendants.

      What I fear is Eolas might succeed in their strategy, despite how ridiculous it is. The collection of companies they have selected appears random at first, but it was possibly specifically selected to include smaller companies which would defend themselves poorly, or big corporations which are not involved with web technology, which rather pay up and settle quickly (CityGroup, JPMorgan etc). This would give them the precedents and experience to go after the tougher opponents, like Adobe, which would fight a battle to the end, as web plugins is in fact their very business (Flash).

      If you don't have a counter patent to play whack-a-mole with then it will go to court and be decided by third parties, so what you say is less important.

      Unfortunately, counter patents are not applicable as Eolas is an empty shell "IP" company (i.e. a "patent troll"), which have no products on the market.

    3. Re:Already reported by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a well executed quote. It really caught me off guard to read the same thing twice without knowing that you were quoting the person above you. In fact, I didn't even know it was a quote until you responded to your first paragraph. Very well done.

  16. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Informative

    The earlier patent gets 17 years from the date of issue, which was in 1998 (so it expires in 2015 as long as they pay their maintenance fees), because it was filed before June 8, 1995 and gets the longer of 17 years from issue or 20 years from filing.

    Ironically, the later-filed patent gets 20 years from the earliest date of filing, i.e., the date at which the earlier-filed application was filed (because the later-filed patent is a continuation of a continuation of the earlier-filed patent), which means it expires in 2014.

    Of course, the later-filed patent has a patent term adjustment of about four years, so it actually expires in 2018.

    I hope this clears things up for you. ;)

  17. inaccurate title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no Dog corporation in the lawsuit

    1. Re:inaccurate title by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There is no Dog corporation

      Yes there is. Haven't you heard of One Nation under Dog?
           

  18. Comonly used patents shouldn't stand by werfu · · Score: 1

    Commonly used patented technologies that didn't got enforced for a few years should lose their patented status and fall under public domain. This is plain common sense. The best examples are FAT technologies, which most of the world embedded stuff use. Why should MS let everybody use it for years than once if got global domination try to enforce the patent on everybody and cash in. That's just evil. (Patent trolls are evil, but they shouldn't exist first, that's because of the boggus patent system in the US).

  19. Is there an echo in here? by kennykb · · Score: 1

    The news story was dated October 6, and I'm pretty sure I remember reading about it in Slashdot a couple of months ago. Anyway, Mike loves jerking the chain of the legal system. I'm making popcorn.

  20. "Eolas" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I invented the name "Eolas" for a story I wrote in 1972 (6th grade).

    All their base are belong to me.

    1. Re:"Eolas" by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      So? I invented 6th grade! You all owe ME money.

  21. I say we pay them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody else can get any money for doing this type of thing ever again then right?

  22. US 7,599,985 is the friggin internet!! by purpleraison · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a sad, pathetic joke we in the USA are subjecting the world to when a patent such as "US 7,599,985 " exists.

    In short, it is basically defining the interaction of a computer with a server.

    This is exactly the same as if I were able to patent the idea of 'placing one foot in front of the other in order to achieve motion'

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  23. Inheritances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the playing field is completely level than you can preach to me about "stealing the fruits of my neighbors".

  24. I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in 93 by presidenteloco · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A couple of months after Mosaic browser was publicised.

    Does that count?

    It used a tcl/tk app to draw vector topographic maps. The tcl/tk app
    commanded the mosaic browser to fetch data for the map, and to
    display accompanying text info in its browser window, changing the
    text depending on clicks in different locations on the map.

    It seemed f'ing obvious at the time.

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  25. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patents last 20 years from the date of filing. If they are alleging these companies have been violating their patents for some time then it doesn't really matter when the patents expire unless they settle with a licensing agreement

  26. More than just greed. by microbox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Greed is an inherent part of human nature

    So is intelligence.

    Using intelligence to moderate greed is not the same a communism.

    Lassez-faire is not an ultimate truth. If it were, then we would have private police, unregulated tobacco, and the supermarket could sell you anything that looked like meat without any regulations at all. That is a recipe for a crime and public health disaster.

    The question is not the removal of all regulations, but understanding when regulations are needed. History is *full* of examples of the evils of unregulated markets. Even Alan Greenspan as backed off from that ideology -- and he was the "wizard", and chief high-priest of that position -- and an extraordinarily intelligent man.

    Human beings are more than just selfish greedy individuals. We are capable or more than that -- and that is NOT communism OR socialism.

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    1. Re:More than just greed. by SirJames007 · · Score: 1

      "Lassez-faire is not an ultimate truth. If it were, then we would have private police, unregulated tobacco, and the supermarket could sell you anything that looked like meat without any regulations at all. That is a recipe for a crime and public health disaster." even libertarians like me believe in a govt police force to protect the rights of others and have the basic framework of govt.. Who is going to shop at a supermarket that sold bad meat if the public is properly informed? The age of the internet only spells more reason for less government regulation and more dependence on the natural forces of free market economics, not less. Remember AOL? Liberals loved Vincent Ferrari but unfortunately for them, he is a prime example of the internet enhancing the power of free market economics. http://consumerist.com/2006/06/the-best-thing-we-have-ever-posted-reader-tries-to-cancel-aol.html

    2. Re:More than just greed. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      How in the hell would anyone find out the meat was bad?

      You think they are going to properly label it? You think they will not sue you to shut you up?
      You have far too much faith.

    3. Re:More than just greed. by SirJames007 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, as is part of history, they DID find out the meat was bad. It WAS huge news. I don't need to repeat myself on how much more possible it is nowadays. And the your point about the very absence of labels would hurt a company on a much larger scale, because there is no way to tell. People will simply stop buying and eating meat, because they don't know! and so overgeneralize. Or, raise their own if they can.

    4. Re:More than just greed. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      You're all barking up the wrong tree, anyway. After all, it was the spinach that gave you the runs! Don't buy and eat anything, it could kill you!

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    5. Re:More than just greed. by twostix · · Score: 1

      Erm Alan Greenspan was the *ultimate* regulator.

      He regulated money and he failed miserably.

      So using him as an example really means nothing, just because he said he was a Libertarian it's by his actions he should be judged. And working for the money regulator AKA the US Federal Reserve pulling strings to alter the economy as he saw fit speaks volumes to what he truly is and believes.

    6. Re:More than just greed. by microbox · · Score: 1

      See here for a history of Greenspan and regulation.

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    7. Re:More than just greed. by microbox · · Score: 1

      I suspect you wont watch the documentary, even though it is very good.

      He regulated money and he failed miserably.

      History shows that he fought tenaciously against regulation.

      So using him as an example really means nothing, just because he said he was a Libertarian it's by his actions he should be judged.

      Same as above. By his actions, he fought against regulation. Very effectively as well.

      And working for the money regulator AKA the US Federal Reserve pulling strings to alter the economy as he saw fit speaks volumes to what he truly is and believes.

      He wrote about that. Specifically, he said that he would use his position to do as little regulation as possible -- basically dismantle regulation. That is precisely what he did.

      The reason for the recent financial collapse stems directly from the deregulatory actions of Alan Greenspan, as a political heavy-weight in effecting deregulation.

      After the collapse, Greenspan felt humiliated, and retreated from public life. He did have the balls to flatly declare that he was wrong about deregulation, and that his libertarian world-view was flawed. I respect him for doing that. Very brave to cause so much harm, and then say you were wrong.

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  27. They were on an island without internet... by webdog314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... for the last 15 years and didn't notice that, well, every damn company on the web was violating their patent. You should only be able to claim damages from the time you file a suit. Sorry you waited until now to get off your asses and do something about it.

    1. Re:They were on an island without internet... by tc3driver · · Score: 1

      You know, I fully agree with this.

      If you were to ask me I would say that they were not a steward to their patent, and do not deserve to hold it, or profit from it.

      There is a legal term for this... Oh yes, negligence.

      I knew it would happen some day, I just thought it would be Al Gore who sued the internet, because he invented it...

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    2. Re:They were on an island without internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this seems to be a decleration of war in the buisness world, this will be an interesting legal battle, taking on some of the largest most powerful compaines in the world. why not just decide this the old fashion way once and for all a duel, end it then and there.

  28. All Glory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world is a better place thanks to Eolas, inventors of the Hypnotoad.

  29. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Zordak · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that if there were something as obvious as the patent freakin' expired already or there was an obvious bar date, Microsoft's lawyers probably would have picked up on it. In fact, I'm betting that before Microsoft payed half a billion dollars to settle the suit, they probably scoured the world for invalidating prior art. If there's any good prior art to use against these patents, it's not likely to be something that the Slashdot Army of Armchair Lawyers is going to come up with off the top of their heads. It's more likely to be some thesis published by the University of Zimbabwe with exactly one copy sitting in their library just waiting to be discovered.

    As always, I don't represent you and this post is not legal advice, and does not represent the views or opinions of my firm, or its partners, yadda yadda.

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  30. So.. hmm. by Azureflare · · Score: 1

    Is it really possible for a company to wait until everyone is using technology which they patented, and then go after everyone for using it without paying them? I mean, no one even knew Eolas had this did they?

    I know this "defense" thing usually is only applicable to trademarks, but really. I couldn't think of a more despicable thing than waiting in the shadows until everyone uses a (supposedly) free technology that didn't even originate from their company, and then striking when everyone is using it. Shame on them.

    1. Re:So.. hmm. by jellyfrog · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Someone should call estoppel on patent trolls. Not enforcing a patent when they could, in full knowledge that it is being used, is deceptive, as it is good grounds for others to assume they don't have the patent. Therefore to enforce the patent now would be in bad faith, yada yada. I am not a lawyer, nor do I know any lawyers, or anyone who knows a lawyer, but I do know some big words. So there is a good chance this won't work.

  31. Captive market by microbox · · Score: 1

    Who is going to shop at a supermarket that sold bad meat if the public is properly informed?

    The problem with your argument is that there is such a thing as a captive market.

    100 years ago, you could not buy sanitary meat. It was impossible. The government brought in regulations, and everyone celebrated.

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    1. Re:Captive market by SirJames007 · · Score: 1

      However, as was part of the history surrounding the Upton Sinclair book, the president couldn't eat his breakfast sausages anymore after reading about these conditions. Would he have still bought them if he wasn't eating them? The purpose of a for profit company is to make money. Will they make money if their unsanitary practices are made public? I'm agreed that it was a bad thing for meat companies to do this. However, I definitely do not agree that the solution is govt regulation.

    2. Re:Captive market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purpose of a for profit company is to make money. Will they make money if their unsanitary practices are made public?

      Look at all the unsanitary meet sold in markets where it is not regulated today.

      Words are meaningless.

    3. Re:Captive market by SirJames007 · · Score: 1

      do you really know of where all this unsanitary meat is coming from? Go put it in the newspaper! publish it on the internet! Let everyone know! I don't believe people are mindless drones buying up meat that has publicly been declared unsanitary.

    4. Re:Captive market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How ethnocentric can you get? You so realise that there is a whole world outside the borders of the USA right?

      Much of the world buys unregulated meat -- lassez-faire meat we should call it. For example, the street meat of india. Very lazzez-faire.

  32. Just a suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But block all internet traffic to/from east Texas and never sell a product there. You can't get sued there if you don't do business there. And it would serve the idiots there right to be stuck with 30 year old products.

  33. Money for nothing and chicks for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Money for nothing and chicks for free. This technology is an obvious no-brainer that computers do. Their "hard work" is really other peoples "hard work". They did not invent anything new. Its a bit like breathing in air when you are born. You've never done it before, but at some point you could say you invented it (and make everyone else pay), when in truth, its the really obvious thing to do at the time, and there was no 'hard work' involved at all. This highlights in neon exactly why the US patent system is broken. These people get a patent, then sit back, wait for people to start being successful, then bang! hit them up for all the bucks they can get. Do they innovate further? HELL NO! They sit on a beach, call their lawyers and order another rum cooler! Their innovation shifts toward soaking whoever they can for all they can. The US patent system is broken. Really broken. Instead of doing real research and innovation, the USPTO allows this kind of crap to be called 'innovation' and overpriced American companies soak each other on trivialities. In the meantime, real research and innovation heads to China and India. When they start innovating, (and their reply to US companies wanting to horn in will sound a lot like Chuck You Farley), the American century will be firmly and fully over. The American dream will be 'The Chinese dream' and 'The Indian Dream', with Americans wondering where it all went. Americans for the last 20 years have been wondering where it all went, but for the first time, American companies will be wondering it too. See what greed and self interest above all else gets you?

  34. who are Big goverment trying to help here? by bpsheen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This should be a Wake up call to the US patent office and others like it. Patents need to be reviewed by experts in the respective fields to which they belong. (it is obvious that they are not due to these patents). Its another patent that should have NEVER been approved!!! How much money does the US goverment make from this process , any clue, because at the point when 20+ companies are being sued over patents which should have never been issued then in my view the only people actually profiting heavily are the winners of the lawsuits and the lawyers. I am sick of this, I have rather interesting views of what socialism is about (I was born in the UK and lived a dual-culture life (between the US and UK) for many years and at this grand age of my late thrifty I am becoming of the possibly immature view that governments seem to spending more time screwing things up with their wonderful ideas (good examples, the national health system mess in the UK (partially due to Microsoft contractors), The inability for mothers trying to collect child support in the UK (another microsoft contractor cock-up), the absolutely silly and arcane laws which get passed limiting our online freedoms, and finally the stupid patents). Is this where our hard-earned tax dollars are going????? Are people working hard so that Mr. Dumbarse MP or Senator retard can pass dumb laws. Are people working hard on legimate technologies only to be used for things that they never should have to be worried about in the first place. And finally how much is it costing the taxpayer, Its enough to make you want to demand that you get to allocate where your taxes get spent instead of writing your respective government a blank check. Enough is Enough, USPTO, Get a ******* clue! I've had enough myself, its frustrating to read about. In a time of global economic crisis it seems the goverments involved are doing a poor job at not only protecting the everyday citizen but also the larger businesses as well. I am not advocating Anarchy, but something huge needs to change here. How and why I am sure is going to hopefully spawn many comments and insults!

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    1. Re:who are Big goverment trying to help here? by daveime · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone has filed a patent for "use of paragraphs to break up a wall of text using the internet".

      I'll be off to the patent office then ...

    2. Re:who are Big goverment trying to help here? by bpsheen · · Score: 1

      Ha ha very funny! The interesting thing is when I submitted all my paragraphs were split by line-breaks but for some reason all my text must look like a endless one-paragraph rant

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  35. Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Bullshit" is insightful? I guess that makes "Nuh uh" bordering on genius

  36. What separate program is required for AJAX? by paxundae · · Score: 1

    I think there's a good argument that a javascript engine isn't "separate" from the browser these days. It's so tightly integrated that the end user certainly can't pry it apart. I see a much better argument for Eolas going after anything that calls on Flash, Quicktime, or WMP, for example. Then again, *everyone* (and their dogs) uses AJAX, so I guess it's worth their money to make the argument.

    1. Re:What separate program is required for AJAX? by kemenaran · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think there's a good argument that a javascript engine isn't "separate" from the browser these days. It's so tightly integrated that the end user certainly can't pry it apart.

      That's true for a lot of Web rendering engines, but not for all of them. The WebKit HTML renderer is decoupled from the Javascript engine, and can use JSCore (Safari) or V8 (Chrome) as a JS backend. And Firefox tries to keep SpiderMonkey separated from the rest of Gecko.

  37. Justice, but old dogs rarely learn new tricks by naasking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I'm partly satisfied that each of these companies is now paying for their short-sighted support of software patents, any legitimacy to software patents is bad for the industry as a whole. Sadly, this example wil most likely lead these companies to shore up their own patent defenses rather than realize the error of their ways.

  38. Carefull by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    If you aren't careful, some idiot will now go to all sorts of extremes to prove Vannevar didn't invent Javascript. It will be just like the misquote attributed to Al Gore about inventing the Internet. You do realize that, a thousand years from now, this will have been garbled to where everyone 'knows' Algore really did invent the net, and the Algore-ythms that primitive computers used, as the very name proves. Oh, and the Chinese discovered both America and the Moon. they'll keep repeating those claims until everyone 'knows' them too.

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  39. eastern texas patent lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno - whenever I see a patent lawsuit filed in eastern texas district, I always get suspicious that perhaps the company doesn't actually have a strong patent suit. The original suit MS lost was filed in US District Court for the Northern District of Illinois.

    Software patents are annoying as hell.

  40. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Informative

    In fact, I'm betting that before Microsoft payed half a billion dollars to settle the suit, they probably scoured the world for invalidating prior art.

    Established companies knowingly pay huge amounts on dubious claims just to raise the barrier to entry of their turf. In the long run 0.5 bill is not a big sum for Microsoft. Further there are likely to be silent undisclosed deals specifying that a huge portion of the pay out should be used exclusively to enforce the widest claims of the patent on all violations fingered by Microsoft. There is a precedent for that.

    A bunch of automobile manufacturers voluntarily recognized a dubious patent, bought the patent and used it to shut down competition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_Licensed_Automobile_Manufacturers

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  41. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by Azureflare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're trying to patent client/server communications, except over the internet! It's a painfully obvious approach and their patent should (idealistically) not hold water, due to it being completely obvious. You might try submitting your app as evidence in one of the big suits to revoke their patent. We're all interested parties here, and really anything that can be done to eliminate this obvious patent troll would be fighting The Good Fight IMO.

    Who knows, maybe the judges in these cases will see the light and throw Eolas out of court. One can dream.

  42. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you're really full of yourself.

    > As always, I don't represent you and this post is not legal advice, and does not represent the views or opinions of my firm, or its partners, yadda yadda.

    This is already in your fucking sig. Ok, I know some lawyers, and you're all paranoid about getting sued. You don't need to say this in your post too. Nobody is going to sue you, or your fucking firm. Get over yourself.

  43. what's fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on people, the fair is where they have chickens and goats and pigs n such. Otherwise there is not a damn thing in this world that is fair. Don't use that !#!%^@$# word around me.

  44. In other news... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    ...recent reports have surfaced that the grandson of great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great GrandCaveFather Unga Balunga holds the patent of the circular device we call a "wheel". Lawsuits are apparently forthcoming against every manufacturer, to include Goodyear, Firestone, and Pirelli, as well as Microsoft, for their use of a ball-driven mouse...

    Hey, what the hell, why not? We seem to like going back decades for lawsuits these days, what's a few thousand years in this grand money sucking schema of things?

    Son of a...Will someone please get this lawyer off my doorstep. For fucks sake man I was joking.

  45. come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When is this insanity going to stop? Does anyone else get the feeling like these guys are just yelling "I thought of it first! It's mine!" like a child would? On the other hand, isn't this extortion for money? "Use our 'idea', and we'll come and get you!" This whole 'money' concept is really getting out of hand when people can be sued for being creative. Can any law savvy person tell me how the patent system takes into account the possibility that two people, with no relation to each other, can reasonable come up with the same idea at the same time? I mean, presented with a common 'problem', it makes total sense that two people would come up with the same solution. So what if someone had it first, that doesn't make it his. Like North America, Christopher Columbus found it 'first', but there were other people here, and we destroyed them, and we still claim this land as our own. Haven't we learned our lesson yet? 'Property' is NOT working.

  46. Greed is good huh? by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

    > That's because at my core I am a greedy self-serving animal. The only difference between me and the apes is that I horde money instead of food. You'll never change this.

    FTFY. You speak only for yourself. You are also dead wrong.

    I used to be a libertarian too, with a card and everything. Then I realized that I don't live in a vacuum, my peer group is actually the entirety of mankind, and there is no "other". Communism as implemented was flawed, to understate it, but to hold capitalism up as the best we can manage while simultaneously portraying humans as incapable of evolving beyond our basest instincts is perverse, to make another understatement.

    If you're going to reference Sci-Fi, at least quote a good author:

    "The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."

    "The Earth should not be cut up into hundreds of different sections, each inhabited by a self-defined segment of humanity that considers its own welfare and its own 'national security' to be paramount above all other consideration. [...] There are no nations! There is only humanity. And if we don't come to understand that right soon, there will be no nations, because there will be no humanity. "

    "Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"

                        -- Isaac Asimov

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  47. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you publish it at all to the public and do you have any evidence? Otherwise it's not going to be very helpful.

  48. Suing Apple? Really? Ever hear of HyperCard? by zjbs14 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You know, HyperCard? The program that in 1986 allowed you to "embed external content in a hypermedia document". Eight years before you filed this patent.

    In the late 80's did a photo/video search interface in HyperCard that pulled visual content from an external database program (4D), as well as interacting with a full-text index apllication over a network running on a PC.

    Hear's to hoping that Apple spanks them by filing for a re-examination of their patent.

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  49. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by BrianRoach · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.w3.org/2003/10/27-rogan.html

    No need for scouring, Tim Berners-Lee already did it.

  50. Re:laughable**2 by ysth · · Score: 1

    But you see no difference between socialism and capitalism? Your "knowing jack" doesn't seem a high threshold.

  51. If I were the judge... by ponraul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd ask Eolas to show their technologies that they demonstrated widely over 15 years ago. If they're trying to sue the pants off of everyone for copying their demo, they should have it handy.

  52. Anyone remember Netscape LiveConnect? by TodLiebeck · · Score: 2, Informative

    I made a webapp in early 2001 that used both AJAX (with a hidden frame for client-server communication, rather than an XHR) and a Java applet. It was used to create presentations from within a web browser. The Java applet was used for laying out a presentation slide, providing the user with the capability to create/position elements of the presentation (text, images, and so forth). The app was operational more than a year before the filing date of US7599985.

    The application made use of Netscape's LiveConnect (an old Java/JavaScript communication API) to do this. LiveConnect was introduced in 1997, with Netscape 4. As far as I can see, LiveConnect was designed to enable what this patent claims to invent.

    See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LiveConnect and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netscape_Navigator

    1. Re:Anyone remember Netscape LiveConnect? by reebmmm · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not sure how this got moderated informative. The earliest filing date of both patents is Oct. 17, 1994! Your implementation is 7 years too late, and LiveConnect is about 3 years too late. You're welcome to try again.

      To be rock solid prior art, you'd need something dated Oct. 17, 1993 or earlier.

  53. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congratulations, you now owe them $20M, you should have kept quiet about it. And when they threaten to begin discovery and reveal all of your pr0n IP history in court and to your wife you will settle out of court. Dirty companies with dirty lawyers play dirty games.

  54. Judgment -- Overturned -- Settlement by cmsjr · · Score: 2, Informative

    "one of which (the '906) was successfully used in litigation against Microsoft Corp for a $565 million judgement." (sic)

    This isn't clear from the article, but other sources indicate that the judgment in question was overturned on appeal, and the case then settled out of court, presumably, for a lesser, but still staggering amount of money.

    1. Re:Judgment -- Overturned -- Settlement by cmsjr · · Score: 1

      Dear British,

      Please forgive the (sic) my spell check is AE.

      Best Regards,
      cmsjr

  55. AJAX is just fancy client / server by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    AJAX is just client server fancied up a little bit. There's no real difference architecturally between a 1985 FoxPro application and a 2008 AJAX application, except that the AJAX application will be slower but scale to a million users and have prettier fonts and worse reporting.

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  56. Unfair use of whose technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They didn't invent/implement Javascript.
    They didn't invent/implement DOM-based document markup specifications.
    They didn't invent/implement Dynamic HTML capable browsers.
    They didn't invent/implement threaded asynchronous XMLHTTPRequest() functions.
    They didn't invent/implement XML or JSON data abstraction specifications.

    Yeah, it would be a real shame if someone profited from someone elses innovation.

  57. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Killotron · · Score: 0

    then the 17 years of protection by the patents is pretty much over. And if they published this information before they filed the patent then it's now in public domain anyways. LoB

    Oblig XKCD. Most recent one in fact.

  58. You snooze, you lose by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is a legal term for this... Oh yes, negligence.

    There's a better word: laches. It's the word that a lot of Slashdot posers who think they know the difference between a copyright and a trademark forget about. Laches is an equitable estoppel for a plaintiff's delay in bringing legal action where such delay harms the defendant.

    1. Re:You snooze, you lose by Taxman415a · · Score: 1

      Yes, and you'd think that would apply since it's law and common sense, but common sense went out the window long ago when patents came into the picture. Rambushad patents on things that were being discussed in the JEDEC RAM standards body, but failed to disclose that, then later sued once those technologies became successful. How that didn't meet the standards for fraud or laches, or any other law that would have prevented them from profiting from what they did, I don't know.

  59. Or an animated GIF? by Nkwe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Animated GIF? Web page executes in a browser causing the browser to perform additional I/O (the IMG SRC tag) to the server to retrieve an application (the GIF file) and executes it. (Animated GIF files contain a "program" of sorts that specify what images to decompress in what order and how long to display them.) How long has GIF been around?

  60. how about charity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they win the case, the fair thing would bpe to share the money to poor people.

  61. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Shit, and we *still* don't have click-addressable vector graphics in web browsers.

    If you can prove that app existed via promotional videos, published works, etc., it could serve as prior art. I imaging proving is the hard part.
       

  62. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all you have to do is offer to sell that app to all those companies for half of what Eolas wants!

  63. 15 years by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >>> We developed these technologies over 15 years ago .... Profiting from someone else's innovation without payment is fundamentally unfair... All we want is what's fair.'"

    15 years is too long for a software patent to last. Eolas had more than enough opportunity in that time to capitalise and recover R&D costs on any software technology by making a real product. Eolas didn't ever do anything using this technology so is provably just patent trolling.

    Whats fair is that the patent office should remove patent rights from owners not actively developing or marketing provably available products within a certain time period, otherwise they're just allowing troll companies to hold the whole tech world back from developing.

    1. Re:15 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem with this idea is how do you define "actively". It would probably be better just to remove software patents completely.

  64. Let's hope the judgement is massive by rastoboy29 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only thing that will save our patent system now is for the big boys to get repeatedly dinged with massive patent troll judgements.

    That'll get them using their lobbying power properly.

    1. Re:Let's hope the judgement is massive by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're an optimist; I see the future as one in which the big boys patent absolutely everything and anything, so they can cross-licence with each other while crushing the little guy.

      Yeah, I'm a pessimistic cynic; 10 years in the industry can do that to a person.

    2. Re:Let's hope the judgement is massive by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      The future? Sounds like today. Try to make a GPU or CPU and see how that goes.

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    3. Re:Let's hope the judgement is massive by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Oh I know that - I was specifically responding to his vision of a future in which the big players have been hit by a number of similar suits. I can't see them lobbying to throw away their own massive patent war chests (iirc, IBM is the single largest patent holder on the planet, for example, filing more patents than any other company each year).

    4. Re:Let's hope the judgement is massive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I almost agree to this. Our patent system is ridiculously vague. This patent basically says we created putting stuff in a browser window. Stuff = Whatever we say it is.

  65. Patent is Pre-dated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see where either patent references the Web in its mention of a "browser." The MacOS, Windows, and UNIX operating systems all have file "browsers" that pre-date these patents. In such file browsers, an icon (embedded object reference) can be selected that opens a local or remote application. In college, back in '91, I remember opening an application hosted on a remote Macintosh computer by clicking on the icon for that application in the local Macintosh's file "browser." From that point forward, the application was sent over AppleTalk to the local machine to be run as expected. If we consider the opening of the remote application's window on the local/client machine to be defined by the remote application, then the graphics portion of the patents are covered as well.

    Not related, but... stop outsourcing USA labor, collect income tax from outsourced USA labor, or start outsourcing USA management and see how they like it... because outsourcing isn't helping our country's workers. It might help if we actually start using our hands and start building some of our own technology in the USA again too. What are the odds that your next mobile phone will be built in Asia? Why don't we make anything in our own country anymore? If we look at it from the salary side, then I guess we should all be moving into cardboard shacks to compete with our outsourcing counterparts, but we're not... and we probably don't want to. If they had our same quality of life, do you think they would still be charging cheaper rates? The USA has become a 3rd world service industry nation... and our tech industry leaders aren't helping matters because their companies build and package more and more overseas. When your body is losing blood, you shouldn't care about getting a cheaper watch at the Asian Emporium. You should be worrying about how to stop the bleeding. I love my quality of life. I don't want to live in a cardboard shack!!

    1. Re:Patent is Pre-dated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, upon further review, the 1994/1998 patent does make mention of HTML parsing and the NCSA Mosaic browser in the "Full Text & Highlights" section. In this case, related to Web browsers, they just might have the upper hand. There is a person above that mentions Apple's HyperCard technology, that is similar to these patents and predates 1994. HyperCard's functionality was publicly well known at the time since Apple marketed it heavily to emphasize the ease of creating apps for the Mac.

      Nevertheless, I still don't want to live in a cardboard shack ;)

  66. Allow me to be the first to say, by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 1

    :)))))

    Between my sputtering and aching belly, I almost feel sorry for the yanks with their patent mess. Then I remember what life would be like without this comedy going on across the pond...

  67. I can sort of understand part of the judgement by scourfish · · Score: 1

    The company did, at one point, make some browser based off of NCSA mosaic, and they did bring their portfolio to Microsoft in the early 90's, who turned it down, so I can see how they got the ruling against Microsoft.

    That said, I think there will be a difference, from the viewpoint of the court, between suing a company that made money distributing a web browser and a company that is simply implementing a web page. At this point, EOLAS is like a gambler who just won the jackpot at the slot machines and doesn't know when to quit.

  68. Mod parent up by Helen+O'Boyle · · Score: 2

    Established companies knowingly pay huge amounts on dubious claims just to raise the barrier to entry of their turf. In the long run 0.5 bill is not a big sum for Microsoft. Further there are likely to be silent undisclosed deals specifying that a huge portion of the pay out should be used exclusively to enforce the widest claims of the patent on all violations fingered by Microsoft. There is a precedent for that.

    Oh, I wish I had mod points today.

    This is the first time I've seen that angle discussed.

    (I'm still in the "please get ajax off slashdot" camp though, as it doesn't play nice with my netbook.)

  69. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that if there were something as obvious as the patent freakin' expired already or there was an obvious bar date, Microsoft's lawyers probably would have picked up on it.

    Just because the patent has expired, does not mean you are not able to sue someone for infringing on it while it was still active.

  70. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Does that count? It used a tcl/tk app to draw vector topographic maps. The tcl/tk app commanded the mosaic browser to fetch data for the map, and to display accompanying text info in its browser window, changing the text depending on clicks in different locations on the map.

    Depends. First, does your app meet the requirements of one of the sections of 35 U.S.C. 102 or 35. U.S.C. 103? Note that "known or used by others" in 102(a) requires public use. Second, does your app, perhaps combined with other prior art, perform ALL the steps of one of the patent claims? Looking at claim 1 of the '906 patent for instance I'd guess not, based on your description. Third, can you show that your app predates the date of conception of the '906 patent? That was filed in 1994, the date of conception could be substantially earlier.

    If you can show all these things, congratulations, you may have found prior art! Now send it to the PTO for re-exam so Eolas can slightly amend a few claims and get around it. Aren't patents great?

    Why yes, as a matter of fact I am a patent attorney. How'd you know?

  71. Yes Probably Bullshit (Prior Art)? by vajrabum · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was a Vantive user and was involved in rolling out their support application in a tech support shop way back in the day prior to the web really getting rolling. Their original client server technology stored the presentation layer and validation bits of the application in the database and then the client would interpret that downloaded code. It meant that just like AJAX you very rarely had to update your client and the UI was generally snappy. That was in 95 and I think it had been around for a number of years even then. Vantive was bought by Peoplesoft and then swallowed by Oracle, I'm quite surprised that MS wasn't able to get the patent invalidated but maybe they didn't know about Vantive.

  72. Can't let that pass by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Communism implies the subordination of the individual to the state. In a true communist society there is no concept of private ownership. All assets, including human capital are owned by the state. If you don't see how much a system is inherently incompatible with freedom, liberty and individuality then we are probably too far apart to have a meaningful dialog on the issue.

    All assets are owned by the state anyways. Yes, even in the USA. Your problem is that you don't realize it.

    You don't own your house, even if it doesn't have a mortgage against it. Property tax. You rent it from the state. Stop paying your property tax and what do they do? Put a lien on your house. Kick you out. Sell it for the back taxes. Still think you own your home? You don't.

    Eminent domain. They can take your house anyways even if you do pay your taxes. Or a business interest can do it if they persuade (read that as "pay") the local government and make a compelling argument they could bring in more tax revenue with your property than you can.

    Mineral rights. You can lose your home if there is something interesting buried under it.

    Bankruptcy court. If you don't pay your taxes they'll sell your car, your computer, even your shoes. It all comes out in the audit, and if the powers that be decide you owe them money they'll take anything you think you own and sell it in a Sheriff's sale.

    Forfeiture laws. Even if you have a pocket full of bills they can claim you are probably up to something and declare the money itself guilty of a crime and take it. They don't like it when you sidestep banks and have money they can't track, count, and make you pay tax on. They can take your car, your boat, anything you own for any reason at all.

    The only reason you own anything you currently have right now is because the government hasn't said otherwise at the moment. They can change their minds anytime they like and take anything they want. Legally. You don't own jack.

    Subordination of the individual to the state? Hell. The great bulk of humanity has never been free and never will be. Not here, not there, not anywhere.

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  73. Why those...! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they want to profit off technologies like Javascript and HTML, and for the even bigger picture web browsers? Talk about hypocrites.

  74. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple Developed OpenDoc in 1992 the above patent was filed in 1994

    The basic idea of OpenDoc was to create small, reusable components, responsible for a specific task, such as text editing, bitmap editing or browsing an FTP server. OpenDoc provided a framework in which these components could run together, and a document format for storing the data created by each component. These documents could then be opened on other machines, where the OpenDoc frameworks would substitute suitable components for each part, even if they were from different vendors.[2]

    what part of applications over a network doesn't OpenDoc fit?

  75. Sun? by pspahn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it interesting that Sun is on this list. They invent Java, which morphs and ends up in the hands of a patent holder. Then they get sued. Brilliant.

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  76. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by gencha · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like Google totally ripped you off! You should definitively sue.

  77. Nothing funny. by twebb72 · · Score: 1

    Nothing funny about this thread... /. takes copyright very seriously.

  78. It applies to NO service by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Every arm-chair capatalist knows that everyone else pays for the police who should NEVER stop them from doing anything just everyone else.

    Watch Fox-news, you will get the idea soon enough. All drunk-drivers should be stopped, but not if they need their car for business. All illegal immigrants should be kicked out, except their cleaning lady. Everyone should pay for schooling, but their school has to be free and no raises for teachers, ever. Think Homer Simpson, a parody people, not a role-model.

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    1. Re:It applies to NO service by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Every arm-chair capatalist knows that everyone else pays for the police who should NEVER stop them from doing anything just everyone else.

      Watch Fox-news, you will get the idea soon enough. All drunk-drivers should be stopped, but not if they need their car for business. All illegal immigrants should be kicked out, except their cleaning lady.

      Don't forget...draconian drug laws that apply to everyone except the children of the people in power who pushed such laws in the first place.; e.g., John Ashcroft.

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  79. Hillarious by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just imagine, the roads being maintained by Microsoft. The FDA run by Apple. The city water utility by IBM.

    If you know nothing about history, then I suppose those ideas might appeal. To those of use with a brain, it is a nightmare.

    IBM would decide that a watertap is only worthwhile selling to big business, not to individual consumers.

    Microsoft would make roads only drivable by Ford cars and then only the current model.

    Apple would come up with legaleese to tell you that should your stomach explode, they are in a no way to blaim.

    No, somethings are meant to operate slowly and ineffciently. If society was run efficient, we would raise all kids in centralized institutions and kill old people once they are no longer productive. I take my goverment lumbering, out of date and inefficient thank you very much. For the alternative, see 1939-1945 and current day China.

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  80. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if they published this information before they filed the patent then it's now in public domain anyways.

    Publishing your information before you patent it does not, itself, put it in the public domain. It does, however, give a certain level of proof to when you had it, pertinent to claims of prior art.

  81. Abundance by jprupp · · Score: 0

    Ideas and information (including music, video and software) are abundant by nature, ergo they are not subject to the same scarcity rules that apply for other goods. The only way to make them scarce is through coercion by force. This coercion is exerted by government on all us so we accept their view of intellectual property as such, for the sake of large private consortia that pays them to do it. As long as the industrial governments insist on intellectual property beyond commercial brands, we'll not be truly free.

  82. missing tag : 'america' by unity100 · · Score: 1

    these kind of shit almost exclusively happens in america, due to the shitty patent and copyright system. tag is missing.

  83. SW Patents = how to shoot oneself in the foot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me that the economic tradeoff of sw patenting in the US will kill the US IT business in the long run (or maybe not so long at all...).

    Continous patent fights will drive home market SW costs through the roof, while the rest of the world happily innovates and moves on.

    I presume that when all lawyers and greedy sueers are over and done fighting most existing 20th century IP, they will find that most interesting 21st century stuff is being made in other countries and that there's no market footprint left over for US companies...

    I could be wrong though, I'm no economist, but it seems so entirely obvious...

  84. Bullshit! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    15 years ago “AJAX” was not technically possible with any of the major browser. Not even elegant (or nasty) tricks. I know, because I tried!

    Only when browsers gained the ability to either communicate with a Java applet, which then communicated with the server (because of the lack of a real DOM, this was very crude back then), or the ability to change the content of a page inside a object tag (only possible with a bit of DOM), was it that this was possible at all.

    I don’t remember the exact date, but I was one of the first to do it. I had to do it all by myself. Because nobody on the net did even remotely know what I was talking about.

    But you can check when those API parts were implemented by Netscape and Microsoft. This was definitely less than 15 years ago. More like 5-10.

    And back then, we did not call it AJAX. It was not even XML. It was a simple server communication channel. Or “network driver”, in my “browser OS”.

    But we all knew, that this would be patent trolling, so...

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  85. Are you joking? by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    I must be misunderstanding you...

    You seem to be suggesting that someone with no self-esteem is worse off than someone who is the deceased victim of some deranged Thomas Harris-styled lunatic serial killer?

    That's really going to help raise their opinion of themselves.

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    1. Re:Are you joking? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      You seem to be suggesting that someone with no self-esteem is worse off than someone who is the deceased victim of some deranged Thomas Harris-styled lunatic serial killer?

      That's really going to help raise their opinion of themselves.

      Someone with no self esteem might physically be better off, but they certainly wouldn't feel that way.

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    2. Re:Are you joking? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you really misunderstood me. I don’t even know how one would deduce what you said, from what I said.

      Hence I don’t even know what to answer to that... Except that it most definitely wasn’t what I was saying. :)

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  86. Re:developed these technologies over 15 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there's any good prior art to use against these patents, it's not likely to be something that the Slashdot Army of Armchair Lawyers is going to come up with off the top of their heads. It's more likely to be some thesis published by the University of Zimbabwe with exactly one copy sitting in their library just waiting to be discovered.

    Who is more likely to stumble across that thesis in Zimbabwe - some layers in Redmond (scanning some databases filled with things known from other patents) or an army of slashdot-readers scattered all over the world (possibly including the one who wrote it)?

  87. Bilski? by Dunkirk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are 442 comments on this article at the time I write this, and no one has written the word, "Bilski." All I want to know is whether that case could impact this one. Is it possible that this case could finally force the courts to say that it's not possible to patent software at all?

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  88. This is a lot broader than AJAX... by davide+marney · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Patent US5838906

    Abstract:

    "A system allowing a user of a browser program on a computer connected to an open distributed hypermedia system to access and execute an embedded program object. The program object is embedded into a hypermedia document much like data objects. The user may select the program object from the screen. Once selected the program object executes on the user's (client) computer or may execute on a remote server or additional remote computers in a distributed processing arrangement. After launching the program object, the user is able to interact with the object as the invention provides for ongoing interprocess communication between the application object (program) and the browser program. One application of the embedded program object allows a user to view large and complex multi-dimensional objects from within the browser's window. The user can manipulate a control panel to change the viewpoint used to view the image. The invention allows a program to execute on a remote server or other computers to calculate the viewing transformations and send frame data to the client computer thus providing the user of the client computer with interactive features and allowing the user to have access to greater computing power than may be available at the user's client computer."

    In other words, the patent is on the entire concept of embedding objects in a browser. I think this illustrates perfectly some of the faults of software patents: 1) It is a concept for an invention, not an actual invention; 2) It is a re-statement of general practices and patterns (remote procedure call; client/server; interactive user interface) that only looks new because it is being re-applied to another technology (browsers, in this case); 3) It is over-broad in scope, covering not a particular invention but an entire class of inventions; 4) It is general in execution, not requiring any specific device or implementation.

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    1. Re:This is a lot broader than AJAX... by tqisjim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An attorney friend recently explained that problems aren't patentable, only solutions are. That is, you can't patent the idea of a cure for cancer, and then claim the rewards when someone finally accomplishes that task. Clearly, that philosophy is outdated, as this patent has apparently thrived.

      The inventor, Dr. Doyle, has a PhD and was employed at UCBerkeley, seems more legitimate than your average troll. Nevertheless, he didn't describe any technical implementation e.g. a scripting language, dynamic libraries, or even IO redirection of an external app. Obviously, he must have intentionally avoided patenting a specific invention in order to cast a wider net.

      Ironically, none of the defendants actually sells a product that infringes. The objectionable products are all provided for free. AJAX and the rest are neither critical nor valuable. Damages? In Microsoft's case, I'd have to guess the $500M award was entirely putative. The only defendant that even indirectly benefits from the technology is Adobe.

      All of the described functionality existed prior to 1994. The supposed "innovation" is describing the browser as a virtual platform. So '906 patents the browser. Mosaic was already available. The premise must be that, prior to this invention, the browser was limited to reading HTML documents.

      There are so many defendants, I don't expect this case to be settled. In spite of the recent decisions, which only seem to have heightened Eolas's hubris, the legal merits of this case are much flimsier than most— even patents that seem painfully obvious. I expect this case to be a real watershed for software patent disputes.

  89. Are we done yet?!?! by elkto · · Score: 1

    Seriously, are we done yet? If I called for patents on what I created in the past two decades, the hell would be immense. I do not as I call the solutions self evident, just as the patent’s that is being discussed are.

    Cripes, I here by call dibs on the patent for extending digits into ones nostril for dried mucus removal.

    Software patents. What a joke.

    And on that note, If Mr. Taco (or who ever) would please add the pass through of obvious text formating without having to embed HTML gliph's, I would apreciate it.

  90. Re:I made a webapp with a tcl/tk browser add-on in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can show all these things, congratulations, you may have found prior art! Now send it to the PTO for re-exam so Eolas can slightly amend a few claims and get around it. Aren't patents great?

    No, they aren't.

    Why yes, as a matter of fact I am a patent attorney. How'd you know?

    The stink is a dead giveaway.

  91. Think redwoods and forest fires... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    The only thing that will save our patent system now is for the big boys to get repeatedly dinged with massive patent troll judgements.

    Unfortunately, the big boys have the resources to withstand repeated "dinging" as a "cost of doing business". In return, the patent system is an excellent insurance policy against the proverbial "one guy in a garage could put us out of business" scenario.

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  92. Assignee: Regents of Univ of California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the patent, it says the assignee is the University of California. Presumably Doyle filed the patent while there? Then Eolas bought the patent rights? Seems so from his bio: http://www.eolas.com/about_us.html.

    So he developed this patent while working for a publicly funded University as "Director for the Center for Knowledge Management".

  93. Retarded on another basis by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Web browser making requests to web server is just the 1990s+ version of mainframe terminal making requests to a mainframe. The difference is a one-to-few relationship becomes a one-to-many relationship. IBM terminals (and some others) understand page layout, and things like form elements. What we really need to defeat is "...on the internet" patents, and that's essentially what this is given the similarity to mainframes.

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  94. My Patent by carlosfocker · · Score: 1

    I wanted to let everyone know I received a patent in 1995 that states that I invented the idea of displaying text in a browser in paragraph format. Anyone who profited from my invention owes me money.

  95. HMS Ajax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What WWII British ship, along with HMS Exeter and HMNZS Achillies, defeated the German pocket Battleship Graf Spee in 1939?

  96. Seriously? by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously? As others have already mentioned, the private sector has only one interest...maximizing profit. You only have to go as far as looking at your local cable company to see "private sector efficiency" in action.

    If the DOT were run by a private company, all roads would be tolled....heavily. You would have to pay lots of extra fees like "exit ramp usage fees". If you wanted to go to another state, you'd have to purchase a "subscription" to use those roads. You'd only be allowed to drive certain kinds of cars on those roads....those from car companies that have made cross-licensing agreements with the road companies (and those cars would cost quite a bit more then too). Safety concerns would take a back seat to profits (i.e. unsafe conditions would only be fixed if the costs of lawsuits outweigh the costs of repairs). And you can totally forget about aesthetics....cheap and ugly is what all your roads would look like. etc....etc...

    So sure, from a pure efficiency standpoint, the private sector can do things more effectively and efficiently than government. But in the end, consumers still end up paying more from services provided by the private sector. The only time this isn't true is when prices are strictly controlled by government (e.g. here in North Carolina, electric rate hikes must be approved by the state). But then that's considered governmental interference in the marketplace, right?

  97. And why is money valuable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > No, because nobody put a rhetorical gun to the sellers head and told him to sell the car or go to jail.

    But those little green pieces of paper are only valuable because we have to pay taxes with them (which puts the rhetorical gun to one's head). Sorry, though. I don't agree with the "taxes == theft" mantra of crazy libertarians, though. They have no problem mooching off of the roads, schools, etc. that we all pay for, they just want to get out of having to support them.

  98. Troll test by russotto · · Score: 1

    Hmm
    1) Eastern District of Texas
    2) Continuation patent
    3) "On the Internet" patent

    OK, stop there... confirmed patent troll.

    1. Re:Troll test by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Ther eis nothing wrong with patent trolls.

      Just like there isn't anything wrong with buying property on the corner of main st and McDonald in hopes a certain large company will want to buy it.

      You're focusing on the wrong issue.

      The problem is with allowing software and business patents.

      Oh, and 'On the internet' is perfectly valid patent. Just like taking a widget and finding a technology you add to. You have to allow that for patenting.

      Of course this is /. where almost everyone's understanding of patents comes from posts about patents on /.

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    2. Re:Troll test by russotto · · Score: 1

      Ther eis nothing wrong with patent trolls.

      Just like there isn't anything wrong with buying property on the corner of main st and McDonald in hopes a certain large company will want to buy it.

      Land speculation and patent trolling really aren't comparable. If the land speculator could create a piece of land ab nihilo and place it in the way of his victim, then it might be comparable.

      The problem is with allowing software and business patents.

      All business patents and nearly all software patents are ridiculously bad. But not all ridiculously bad patents fall into those categories.

      Oh, and 'On the internet' is perfectly valid patent. Just like taking a widget and finding a technology you add to. You have to allow that for patenting.

      No, I don't. Just like if someone invents a new kind of nail, you don't have to allow for patents for fastening all sorts of things together with the new nail (just like you could with the old nail), hitting the new nail with a hammer to embed it into materials, etc. Not all combinations of technologies are sufficiently novel and non-obvious to be patent-worthy.

  99. Anyone else... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    Anyone else read "Legolas sues World + Dog" ?

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  100. Hell will be very busy soon... by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

    ... when these wankers start drying off from old age and find themselves in front of the Gates of Hell (TM).

    Other than that, I hope the patents are challenged and that each and every one of them are invalidated, with Eolas getting hit for fees, etc. Bunch of blood sucking psychopaths.

    1. Re:Hell will be very busy soon... by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "Other than that, I hope the patents are challenged and that each and every one of them are invalidated"

      they were challenged, twice, and they passed each time. RTFA: "... two groundbreaking patents, including one that has passed two separate reexaminations at the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) and resulted in a $565 million federal court judgment in 2004."

      Microsoft threw their billions at them and lost big. Guess we better all line up and get screwed because all those companies combined do not have the money Microsoft has.

      It still amazes me that companies can own patents on the most basic things on the internet.

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  101. This is good by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Maybe now large companies will start understanding why software patents are bad.

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  102. marvelous human progress by arakis · · Score: 1

    I marvel at the Eolas contribution to society every time I have to click into a control in order to interact with it. Then I usually suck my tounge, sigh and say Eolas instead of a less-vulgar curse.

    1. Re:marvelous human progress by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Run Windows Update. Microsoft "licensed" that "patent" over 2 years ago.

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  103. Ridiculous by petekjohnson · · Score: 1

    I had to wade through 100+ posts debating capitalism vs libertarianism vs communism vs socialism before finding even one post mentioning the lawsuit this topic is supposed to be about. Why do I even bother reading this site anymore?

  104. Eolas Patents by RNomad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These patents are egregious. I worked for a decade at Data Resources, Inc., a leading timesharing firm. We had the concept of executable code inside documents more than twenty years ago. EPS largely created by Bob Lacey was years ahead of its time. In 1983 with Visicorp we shipped VisiLink and DataKits for the Apple II. VisiLink installed on the Apple II. The user filled out a form downloaded from the Burroughs mainframe. Connectivity was via a dial-up modem. Billing was by credit card. Requests were fulfilled by running a program unique to each form on the mainframe using as arguments the entries in the form. What was delivered to the Apple II was a VisiCalc spreadsheet to be executed on the Apple II in VisiCalc. I still have a retail package. Almost everything Eolas claims is covered by EPS and VisiLink/DataKits. Maybe everything. I tried to help Microsoft in their suit, going so far as to send some documentation to their attorneys who I reached by calling Steve Ballmer. The attorneys decided to take a different path in fighting the patents and never used it.

  105. Soviet economy by Vexar · · Score: 1
    Neat that you've been to Russia. I have had former Soviet acquaintances tell me that going and waiting in several hours-long lines was social. Women would bring their five children, kids grew up in lines. It kind of reminds me the Gridlock episode of Dr Who, really.

    So, help me with corroboration or a contrary assessment: what caused these ridiculous lines? I was told by aforementioned Soviets that it was done to subdue the people.

    Thank you for your insight. You command an interesting mind and heart.

    1. Re:Soviet economy by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Goodness, thank you. How flattering.

      I can't confirm that theory, but I wasn't there that long and wasn't at the meetings of the Politburo.

      I can imagine that control of staples was used to control people. I can also imagine that merely _seem_ that way. If the staples were short in supply (because what 5 year plan ever really works in farming or manufacturing?) and supplies then had to be managed, small privileges or favoritism or bribery would get your family or community more of the small supply.

      You see the same thing with office supplies and funding in academia: people fight so hard for academic turf because the turf is _so small_.

    2. Re:Soviet economy by Vexar · · Score: 1

      I think you should call this the "Red Stapler Theory." Covers office supplies and Soviet Russia!