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Retrieving a Stolen Laptop By IP Address Alone?

CorporalKlinger writes "My vehicle was recently burglarized while parked in a university parking lot in a midwestern state. My new Dell laptop was stolen from the car, along with several other items. I have no idea who might have done this, and the police say that without any idea of a suspect, the best they can do is enter the serial number from my laptop in a national stolen goods database in case it is ever pawned or recovered in another investigation. I had Thunderbird set up on the laptop, configured to check my Gmail through IMAP. Luckily, Gmail logs and displays the last 6 or 7 IP addresses that have logged into your account. I immediately stopped using that email account, cleared it out, and left the password unchanged — creating my own honeypot in case the criminal loaded Thunderbird on my laptop. Sure enough, last week Gmail reported 4 accesses via IMAP from the same IP address in a state just to the east of mine. I know that this must be the criminal who took my property, since I've disabled IMAP access to the account on all of my own computers. The municipal police say they can't intervene in the case since university police have jurisdiction over crimes that take place on their land. The university police department — about 10 officers and 2 detectives — don't even know what an IP address is. I even contacted the local FBI office and they said they're 'not interested' in the case despite it now crossing state lines. Am I chasing my own tail here? How can I get someone to pay attention to the fact that all the police need to do is file some RIAA-style paperwork to find the name associated with this IP address and knock on the right door to nab a criminal and recover my property? How can I get my laptop back — and more importantly — stop this criminal in his tracks?"

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  1. Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    University cops do the bidding of the school... they're more into securing physical spaces and crowd control than anything in the tech sphere. But there's some part of the school that handles the misbehaving students, and they're the ones to contact. You've got your $1000 laptop missing, they get to threaten his $30,000-$120,000 investment in education.

    This is the threat the RIAA/MPAA loves to use, they don't have the school police raid the computer, they just get the school admins to hammer the kid.

    1. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Funny

      University cops do the bidding of the school...

      Just call the RIAA and tell them that IP downloaded a song. They seem to be able to do all the John Doe stuff through the courts to find out who it was...

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    2. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by XanC · · Score: 1

      I believe that the university police in question are the police of the submitter's own university, in whose jurisdiction the theft originally took place. Nothing to do with the current location of the laptop.

    3. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Compulawyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm.. and what if the thief is not a student?

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    4. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As I read it, it was stolen FROM a university, and is now located one state away.

      So neither the local Muni's or the local Uni's are the right jurisdiction.

      Where the machine is NOW is what matters. Those are the only cops who can go knocking on doors in that jurisdiction.

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    5. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I suggest using whois to find out who "owns" that IP address- then write a convincing sounding letter to the ISP and pray that it works.

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    6. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by icebike · · Score: 1

      It won't. You need a court order or at least a letter from the police department in that jurisdiction.

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    7. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      for love of all thing good, pure, and fuck it, all those things evil and malevolent, someone mod this up!!!

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    8. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      You can't force them to do it by yourself, but they can always choose to offer up the information voluntarily. I've known a few small ISPs who would be willing to do this sort of thing.

    9. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by adamdoyle · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Seriously - why is this not +5 Insightful?! (the RIAA comment)

    10. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Talk to the dean of your college. Call up and setup a meeting. Remember HIS time is important. So make it quick.

      "I recently had my laptop stolen. The police say it is the campus police jurisdiction. They refuse to help. I have an IP which uniquely identifies who it is. However I need their help getting the proper warrants to find my laptop. Please help me I need my laptop to continue my education here.'

      You would be amazed the reaction you get. The campus police have people *THEY* answer to. The dean will pick up a phone and make it happen.

      If the dean refuses to help. Your next stop should be your local college newspaper and the local city newspaper laying out the story. Embarrass them into helping you. However, remember you are now flaming out a bridge over a 1k laptop. Be prepared for that.

      Now another response is to go back to the local campus police and lay it out for them. What is an IP? How to get an search warrant for an address. Make it STUPID easy for them, (in many cases you are dealing with ex jocks/military grunts who really couldnt cut it at any other job). I used this approach a few times with other stolen items over the years. Cops can be lazy. Remember you are dealing with basically babysitters here. They are not exactly having rocking cases and have been relegated to babysitting the 'rich brats'. A hard night for them is when there is a major game on. So lay the whole case out for them. Show them how for a few hours of work they can do the good thing. Be personable. 'hey hows it goin' 'looks like you had a rough night last night...' etc... Its cheesy but it works. It shows you are not looking for them to run forms for you but want help and hey they can help right? If you go in with phone numbers and address instead of an IP that could help too. It shows you are interested in getting your property back and have run into legal black holes that only they can help with. Show them you are willing to help them out. Cops are notoriously 'you scratch my back I scratch yours'.

      Another place you could go is the mayor of the city you live in. "The police are giving me the run around in recovering my property even though we have enough information to find the criminal". The MAYOR runs the police... You can also get a civil judgment to compel them to help you. This could make your life really uncomfortable in the future MAKE SURE YOU ARE WILLING to do it. You need to ask yourself what are you willing to do to recover your property?

    11. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      I suggest using whois to find out who "owns" that IP address- then write a convincing sounding letter to the ISP and pray that it works.

      No no no, you're going about it all wrong.
      Step 1. You use the whois data to write a letter (not an e-mail) to that County Sherrif's Office:

      Dear Sherrif,
      Some idiot stole my laptop in [my State] and is now in your jurisdiction.
      No law enforcement agency has been interested in helping me to recover my stolen property.
      Here's [all the information] you need to subpoena the thief's location from their ISP.
      As I cannot legally access that information, I've hired a PI to find it for me.
      This is just a heads up that I'll soon be visiting your fine County with an address and a gun.

      Yours Truly,
      CorporalKlinger

      Step 2. Ditch your cellphone and go on vacation for a week.

      Step 3. Come home to discover the police have recovered your laptop and arrested the thief

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    12. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by icebraining · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The current user may not be the criminal, just some guy who bought a computer second hand. When I bought mine through ebay it came with plenty of files and apps installed, people don't bother to clean that up, so he may not have realized he bought a stolen computer.

    13. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Icebike gives the answer that matters. You send a copy of the original police report to the police WHERE THE IP IS LOCATED, and ask them to pick up your computer. The cops in your state cannot do anything, but the cops in the state where the computer is located certainly can. IF they are tech savvy enough to understand your evidence, and to subpoena the ISP for the address.

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    14. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by digitalunity · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are multiple jurisdictions involved, any of which could choose to pursue the case if they wanted to. They include:

      • University police where laptop was stolen from
      • Local police where the laptop is now
      • State AG from both states
      • FBI, because laptop traveled state lines

      The best revenge is that which you can obtain for yourself. Find out what ISP has the IP address. Contact the local police where that ISP is and ask that they contact the ISP to get the subscriber data for that IP. If that doesn't work, you can sue John Doe from your own jurisdiction and force the ISP to provide the information you seek. The police may be more willing to take up the case if you do the legwork.

      Another option too is to contact the prosecuting attorney who handles the university polices cases. They might be able to pressure the police to take action, considering the ease with which the criminal can be identified.

      Lastly, but certainly not leastly, post the IP address to 4chan. They have more than enough unscrupulous individuals that could find the person for you. If nothing else, they will at least DDOS the IP for you.

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    15. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Teancum · · Score: 3, Informative

      The purchase of stolen merchandise is being an accessory to the crime itself, unless you can provably argue that there was no criminal intent in the purchase of that item. That would still require you to get a paper trail (as the owner of a 2nd hand computer that is stolen property) to document just who you got that computer from and to demonstrate in a provable fashion that you had no idea that the merchandise was stolen.

      Buying from a pawn shop is such a proof, but then again the pawn brokers routinely register the serial numbers of everything they buy and require photo identification associated with that purchase. Those pawn brokers who don't can and often do end up in jail.

      If you are buying something from another person, you had better trust their reputation enough to know if you are purchasing something stolen or not. If you have knowledge of a past criminal history with a friend, buy something from them that you aren't sure they got legally, you would simply be screwed if you just happen to be in possession of that stolen property.

      Regardless, even if you can prove that you were acting on good faith to buy the stolen merchandise, it can still be confiscated from you and your only recourse to get your money back (if you paid money for it) is to sue the person who sold it to you as a breech of contract. Presuming that you have ratted them out, a friend sitting in jail is not likely to have much money to give to you in that situation either.

    16. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by digitalunity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure where you're getting your legal theories from but it isn't right.

      If I steal a car in Minnesota, the state doesn't lose jurisdiction because I go to Wisconsin. Both states can prosecute me, but only Wisconsin can arrest me. Minnesota has to ask Wisconsin nicely(via extradition) to hand me back to them. The charges aren't necessarily the same though.

      In this hypothetical, Wisconsin could prosecute me for probably a variety of misdemeanors or maybe even felonies. Likely, they would prefer to extradite me to Minnesota because MN could prosecute me for felony theft which carries a max 10 year sentence.

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    17. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Teancum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Until you got to the issue of suggesting that you are going to head off to that particular jurisdiction with a gun, this is a fairly sound letter: Short, simple, and to the point.

      I wouldn't suggest that I'm bringing a gun, even if I had a legal concealed weapons permit or a federal firearms permit. Police and Sheriff's offices tend to get real jumpy if you hint that you have a gun, particularly if you explicitly mention it in some form of communications. In this case the implication is that you are exasperated and want to take the law into your own hands... again something no law enforcement agent would look on favorably for many reasons (some valid and others not).

      If you do say that you are hiring a private investigator, make sure that you do. Again, this is something unnecessary in the letter of this nature, at least for an initial letter and perhaps is better left out. Don't lie or even stretch the truth as that can and will come back to bite you hard.

      Remember, it is easier to attract flies with honey than with vinegar. Doing all of the leg work for a felony arrest and having that land on an officer's desk is a godsend, and something most officers really don't mind. Police love to brag about arrests of that nature. Odds are high that the thief stole much more than the simple laptop too, and it gives probable cause to search the house with the information that you could provide in this situation.

      Saying that you would like to personally visit the county (and actually do so) also helps, as it shows you are serious about the issue and would like to get some resolution. Again, that is a big plus, as long as you avoid the stuff that would make a law-enforcement officer's skin crawl. It is also not strictly necessary, but suggesting that you would like a phone conversation with that department to confirm receipt of the letter and to see what is happening with the investigation could be useful too.

    18. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by icebike · · Score: 1

      I stand by my statement and encourage you to reread it .

      Cops in the theft jurisdiction, absent hot persuit, can not enter another state to make an arrest.

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    19. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      A police officer can still perform an investigation in another state, and if they have probable cause and plenty of information to indict the suspect it would seem rather pointless for a law enforcement agency in another state to refuse to perform the arrest.

      They certainly could go an knock on some doors if that was necessary, but calling up the ISP on the phone and sending a fax with a formal request to reveal information about a network user from a bona fide law enforcement agency is likely going to be honored. State lines or even for the most part international boundaries generally don't stop that kind of police work.

      By crossing state lines in the commission of a crime, it also invokes other laws including federal statutes that are not exactly pretty for the individual being prosecuted. Let's just say that crossing state lines was a mistake on the part of the idiot who stole the laptop and is going to have the law really come down hard if they are identified.

    20. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No one deserves to be posted on 4chan!
      Not even if Hitler stole your computer and drove off in a car powered by dead babies would I say post them on 4chan!
      No one!

    21. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Falconhell · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Campus police, with their own jurisdiction?

      That is really fucked up.

      Here in .au we have campus security and all other matters are handled by the local police force.

      Strewth I'm glad I dont live under the US legal system, with its elected judges, private prisons,
      the death penalty still practiced after all the civilised countries stopped and a jurisdictional nightmare.

    22. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 4, Informative

      Have you tried calling your insurance company and telling this to them?

      First, file a claim. You have renter's insurance, right?

      Assuming you haven't...

      Do an nslookup on the IP address to find out what you can glean about which ISP/node the user is at. You might be able to do some sort of geographical IP lookup, I know mine narrows it down to about three houses.

      Call the local police in -that- area and tell them that you've identified your stolen property, conference a police detective in with the ISP and see if the ISP folks fold and give an address/account that's actionable. There's still no warrant, so the officer will likely stop by and 'ask politely' (especially if you offer to ride-along). Failing that (meaning that the thief knows their rights), you'll have to ask the officer to get a warrant, which he will bitch and moan about, and it likely won't happen.

      By this time, that insurance deductible is looking mighty reasonable, and you should get a policy.

      If you're dead-serious about justice and you know the address/account... Take the person to small claims. You won't need a lawyer if you have everything written down and articulated, and have friendly municipal workers in your area. I'm not entirely sure, but I think that those judges have an easier path (a fellow judges' number) to get a warrant issued, and then you're back to the cops.

      Now... In the future... Keep a better eye on your stuff, get an insurance policy, and -always- stash enough money to pay the deductible somewhere where you won't spend it. I guarantee the $12/month and $250 in your 'unlinked' savings account would be more than worth this kind of effort. Plus, acting like a fat-cat and having a new laptop paid for is much more rewarding than rarely-served justice.

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    23. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by pyronordicman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have a friend who was in a similar situation a while ago. Luckily, he had sshd running and the thief wasn't behind NAT, so we had ssh access to the machine once we found its IP address. The local police didn't know about IP addresses, so we were unsuccessful in motivating them to subpoena the ISP. However, we were able to remotely install Undercover, which used nearby SSIDs to give an approximate location of the laptop. Based on our work with Kismet and a directional wifi antenna, we were able to localize the thief to a single apartment building. With this information, the thief's name (gleaned from monitoring the thief's visits to myspace), and a multitude of webcam photos of the thief, the police managed to just walk in to the front office, get an apartment number, and retrieve the laptop. Unfortunately, none of this will help if you don't have remote access...

    24. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by grahamsz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Call your local news network. It'll be a nice feel good story about the internet if they can get your laptop back

    25. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by irving47 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I suggest calling the ISP yourself if you haven't already and BEG them to get you to their 2nd or 3rd level support guys that can get to someone that can at LEAST preserve the IP lease information for you. Just in case it takes a while to educate or motivate the cops.

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    26. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by shermo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are the condescending 'you should have had insurance' comments necessary?

      Insurance is a really fucking good idea if you drive and could face effectively unlimited liability if you kill or, worse, injure someone. It's also a good idea in some other situations where $replacement_cost >> $personal_liquidity.

      This doesn't look like one of those situations. It sounds more like this guy wants to catch the criminal than that he wants reimbursement for his $1000 laptop.

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    27. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      Close.

      Step 1: Use whois to find out the owning ISP.

      Step 2: Use social engineering techniques as needed to obtain the direct telephone number for the wire center for the city in question.

      Step 3: Call the wire center using a telephone from work (where caller ID is blocked) and use social engineering techniques, pretending to be from another part of the company (claim to be calling from the NOC in another state trying to track down rogue BGP packets from the specified IP number) and request that they disable the circuit. At some point, casually ask what circuit ID they disabled so that you can properly fill out the work order after the fact.

      Step 4: Have another person call at the same time (preferably female) and ask them if [your fake name] had reached them about the aforementioned problem while you are still on the phone. This instills a sense of urgency.

      Step 5: Upon obtaining the circuit ID, wait a day. Then use a similar social engineering technique (call until you get a different person) and tell them you're a line worker out in the field and you're trying to trace down a problem with incoming calls on circuit [insert circuit ID here]. Tell them that it's an E911 call center and you really need things fixed urgently, but you don't have the direct dial phone number associated with that circuit ID. Obtain the phone number for the circuit.

      Step 6: Using a reverse number lookup, determine the street address of the person in question.

      Step 7: Drive to the address in question.

      Step 8: Lift the prints from the person's doorknob.

      Step 9: Construct a negative impression using photoresist on copper.

      Step 10: Construct a positive using gelatin or silicone.

      Step 11: Wait for a murder to occur. Use social engineering techniques to find out the model of handgun used.

      Step 12: Purchase a similar model of handgun and file off the serial numbers.

      Step 13: Use the gelatin fingertips to leave conspicuous fingerprints on the weapon, fire it several times, then leave it in the thief's car.

      Step 14: Place an anonymous tip call from a pay phone near the house (use gloves), then leave the city for a few days.

      Step 15: Wait for the police to arrest the thief.

      Step 16: Break into the person's house that night and take your stolen laptop back.

      Now that is how it's done.

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    28. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Neither is a pack of feral dogs, but if I wrap my enemy in bacon and toss him into their midst, they will do what dogs naturally do.

    29. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by proudhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lastly, but certainly not leastly, post the IP address to 4chan. They have more than enough unscrupulous individuals that could find the person for you. If nothing else, they will at least DDOS the IP for you.

      That is the last thing you should ever do for a number of reasons. DDOS violates the computer crimes act here in the US (and using an illegal method to regain your property is never a good idea as you will end up in court charged with a crime yourself).

      Filing a claim in your local state court is not all that expensive (and with the help of the local free law association, you might actually get it done properly).

      One rule to remember when going up the 'food chain" at your University: always be nice. explain your situation in a clear and logical form and request that they help you. if they can't, get referred further up the chain. you will eventually get to someone who can say yes or take action (usually at the university presidents level). also, do follow up with the local police and send a certified letter to the local FBI office asking for help (send a fax and an e-mail as well). If you need to, get the local news media involved (beauracracies don't like negative public exposure). In all these cases, BE NICE! Stick to the point and don't embellish.

      The more of a paper trail you can establish, the better your chances of regaining your property expeditiously.

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    30. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I think you took me too seriously
      I'm riffing off an old joke

      The semi-serious point is that claiming you're going to shoot someone will get instant results for a crime the police would otherwise continue to ignore.

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    31. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly with the GP. I had all the same info for the police here (LogMeIn FTW!), and the cops never did dick. Having my MBP I just got 2 weeks back paid for however sure softens the blow to personal security about someone entering my home when I wasn't here (security film & cameras help too now!).

    32. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Campus police, with their own jurisdiction?/quoteWhen you have a University of 10,000~30,000 kids,
      it is literally a small town of its own.

      It's easier for everyone to deputize the security force and let them deal with things on campus.
      I'm surprised they don't do the same thing in your country.

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    33. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The ballistics might not match the gun. The fingerprints might be from the thief's mother. I could go on and on. If you are going to go through that much trouble then wouldn't it be easier just to off the fucker and bury him in a ditch 500 miles away in the middle of a national forest, tens of miles from any path?

      Not nearly as much fun. Besides, it really doesn't matter if the find the person guilty or not. What matters is that he's not home that night. And that they get a search warrant for the house, during which time they'll no doubt find other stolen stuff.

      That said, if your goal is to truly set the douchebag up for murder, I did leave out a few steps.... Fingerprints matching his mother? Easy enough to avoid. Just observe who touched the knob last prior to taking the prints. Ballistics? See part 2 of the social engineering series: Gaining Access to a Crime Scene Investigation and part 3: Planting Evidence for Dummies.

      Or you could hide ten kilos of pot under the fender. Either way, the steps are remarkably similar up until the last two or three. You still want fake prints all over it.

      I mean what's the point of such a long and convoluted plan with so many points of failure?

      Four reasons:

      • If, after the statute of limitations runs out, you decide to write a book about it, you could make a fortune.
      • It's so unbelievably implausible that nobody will believe the guy was set up.
      • It's so insanely implausible that even if somebody believes the guy was set up, they would never in a million years believe it could have been an ordinary civilian.
      • What's the fun in screwing with somebody if you can't at least enjoy coming up with a ridiculously convoluted plan to make it happen?
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    34. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Cops in the theft jurisdiction can issue arrest warrants and ISP subpoenas which will be honored in other jurisdictions. They can't perform an arrest, but they can still do everything but.

    35. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Call the local police in -that- area and tell them that you've identified your stolen property, conference a police detective in with the ISP and see if the ISP folks fold and give an address/account that's actionable.

      Short of a warrant or subpoena, the ISP would likely be violating federal law to answer that, even if "asked nicely" by the police.

    36. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      It's easier for everyone to deputize the security force and let them deal with things on campus. I'm surprised they don't do the same thing in your country.

      In theory it could make people's life easier if the security force can deal with problems. However, we can see here that it clearly isn't making people's life easier in practice. If the guy was dealing with a larger, properly trained, properly structured police force then they would have a group of people who at least know what an IP address is and how to phone an ISP to ask for the subscriber information behind it.

      Probably the reason the Australians don't do it like in the USA is that they like things which work in real life and not just in theory.

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    37. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Barny · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, you were lucky in that instance, pretty much all internet connections here are behind a NAT firewall.

      I know if my laptop is stolen its game over, so I just make sure its insured for full value, has a bios password and the drive is truecrypted and fully backed up every night, if the thing gets stolen, I get a free upgrade :)

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    38. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by icebike · · Score: 1

      An arrest warrant against an IP address?

      You need to catch someone with the device first. Out of state cops can't do that. Only the cops in the city where the laptop is found can do that.

      You guys watch way too much tv.

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    39. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      That sounds ridiculous. Am I supposed to carry around everything of any value whenever I park my car? Who the fuck "attends" their car anyway? Am I not far more likely to have something stolen if I have to carry bags around? Like when sitting on a park bench?

    40. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Here is two bones in the mix that might change anything from happening a bit.

      Is the IP actually a home connection that can be traced to someone specific or some business that offers wifi access. There is no guarantee that the person on the internet account is in fact the thief as they could be on the internet on some free wifi hotspot somewhere, stealing wifi from someone else, or visiting a friend/relative who has no idea how or who has what laptop. Then there is the sale issue. What if the thief sold the laptop on Ebay or at a flee market the day after he stole it. The new owner would have presumed it was a legitimate sale as things get sold on Ebay and at Flee markets all the time (generally stopping a recieving stolen property charge and making it so the rightful owner will have to reimburse the new owner if they want it back, but this varies from state to state). So now he goes through all that trouble to find out it's someone who purchased it seemingly legitimately or some random smuck who can't secure a wifi router and you have to start all over with any information the about the thief that the guy can give if any.

    41. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      An arrest warrant against an IP address?

      I'm sorry, I was responding to the question of what the police can do. That you can't understand what that means is irrelevant to the truth. They can issue warrants. If they don't know who to issue the warrant against, they can issue a subpoena to the ISP. That you are obviously too stupid to understand the order of things doesn't make my comments incorrect.

    42. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by chrism238 · · Score: 1
      > ...and all other matters are handled by the local police force.

      Not strictly true if your .au university is on Crown Land.

    43. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by mpe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where you're getting your legal theories from but it isn't right.
      If I steal a car in Minnesota, the state doesn't lose jurisdiction because I go to Wisconsin.


      It's important to remember that the thief and the stolen goods can be in different locations. Thieves frequently sell whatever they have stolen to other criminals. Some of the latter are very good at "laundering" stolen property.

    44. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      These laws will vary from state to state.

      Generally what you say is what I understand the notion of the laws to routinely be except with one point.

      egardless, even if you can prove that you were acting on good faith to buy the stolen merchandise, it can still be confiscated from you and your only recourse to get your money back (if you paid money for it) is to sue the person who sold it to you as a breech of contract. Presuming that you have ratted them out, a friend sitting in jail is not likely to have much money to give to you in that situation either.

      While this may be true in most states, it's not in at least two that I know of. It you purchase something, say at a yard sale or at a place that normally sells things in the open like a street cart or flee market or similar, then the purchase is considered legit assuming nothing else indicated something wrong with it (like a too good to believe price). Anyways, if the purchase is legit or no bad faith, then the wronged party will have to compensate you for the returned merchandise to avoid shifting the wrong to another person. I had this happen to me twice where a crack head stole my garden tractor and sold it at a flee market his parents organized and another time with a transmission that was waiting to go into a car and another crack head sold it as scrap to a metals recycler. In both cases, in my state, if I wanted the stuff back, I had to give them the prices they paid for it. The transmission is the only thing I bought back as it was only 50 or 60 bucks and the tranny cost me around $2500 (which also made the theft a felony). The garden tractor was sold for market price at $800 and I could buy any other similar one for the same price so I let it go. But I did sue the guy to get my money from him. Unfortunately, he was in jail and I had to attach a lien to his home to get it back two years later when his wife attempted to sell it. The crack head was caught, the other guy who stole the transmission wasn't.

      There is a concept of not making an innocent party damaged that is at play here. If something was stolen from you, you have already been damaged. If I purchase it unknowingly and didn't have any reason to suspect anything, then taking my property would cause damage to me unnecessarily. The law in most places doesn't spread or shift the damage unless there is a reason to believe they should have known it was stolen or somehow an illegitimate sale.

    45. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Maybe you need to explain it in non technical terms. Something like "The laptop phones home, and so I know its connection number. A connection number can only be used by one user at a time, and only the internet company can find the street address it belongs to - they need to do this for billing. But they can only release that info with a warrant".

      Their eyes will glaze over if you start about IP addresses.

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    46. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by julesh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just call the RIAA and tell them that IP downloaded a song. They seem to be able to do all the John Doe stuff through the courts to find out who it was...

      Actually, you can do that stuff yourself. File a claim with the courts for recovery of your possession, send a subpoena to the ISP, get the address, then either serve papers to continue the possession claim or hand the address to the state police.

    47. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by RandomUsername99 · · Score: 1

      I can see why that would be your immediate reaction, but It's not fucked up at all. Keep in mind that many of the universities in the US have very large areas to cover, and in many cases are the primary generator of police calls in their areas. Since they are often legally "non-profit" organizations, they don't pay taxes on any of their real estate holdings. This would put a tremendous strain on local police forces in smaller communities where a University was present, yet the municipality wouldn't be getting very much in taxes to support the police force to handle the excess volume. So why can't the university just support the local municipalities' police force financially? Well, sometimes that is what they do, but sometimes a campus spans municipalities or even counties, and it would be unfair to expect the university to reinforce the police departments for every community that they spanned even if their holdings there were limited. It makes much more sense to have a university funded police force to deal with the problems that arise due to their facilities, staff and/or students.

      A friend is a police officer in the Harvard University police department. The HUPD cops are legally public servants, receive training very similar to the state police, are sworn in to protect and serve the public (not the university), and are held to the same standards of service, protection and professionalism that any other police officer would be. (which of course produces varying levels of success, just like with any other law enforcement organization.) They're deputized in each county where there is a branch of Harvard... though they're not legally compelled to intervene outside of Harvard campuses/neighborhoods. Generally, unless they see a genuine public safety concern (e.g. someone being assaulted) they stick to enforcing the law in the immediate vicinity of their holdings. Since they do have county-wide powers in several counties though, this gives them the 3rd largest jurisdiction in the state of Massachusetts. The state police have jurisdiction throughout the state, so they've got the largest jurisdiction. The MBTA (Massachusetts Bay Public Transportation Authority) Police have similar deputization in any county in which they operate (all of the eastern ones, some of the central ones) which gives them the 2nd largest jurisdiction. Harvard has branches in 2 or 3 counties (Middlesex, Suffolk, and maybe Norfolk) giving them the 3rd.

      As an example of how this works in day to day ops, some may remember the recent Cambridge Police/Professor Gates debacle. Even though this was less than 1/8 mi outside of Harvard Yard, and there are Harvard holdings directly in this neighborhood, since it wasn't taking place at a public Harvard building, the Cambridge police were automatically called upon by 911 to respond to the situation. The Harvard police would have also had jurisdiction though, and I imagine would have responded if called directly.

      Harvard also has uniformed security guards to do regular securtiy work. They don't have the university police man the gates and work the front desks in dorms. Sure, it'd be pretty scary if all of the security guards that hang around a typical university just happen to have police powers, but that's not how it's set up.

    48. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by netsharc · · Score: 1

      You might be able to do some sort of geographical IP lookup, I know mine narrows it down to about three houses.

      That's not how IP works...

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    49. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      That sure sounds like a good setup. Is the insurance and nightly network backup expensive? Who do you use for the backups?

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    50. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      "Think of it as caller ID. You know who is calling you because caller ID tells you. Well, this is the internet equivalent of their phone number, and the ISP has an internet caller ID system. All they need is for you to give them this number, and they can tell you who pays the bills, and their address."

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    51. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that guy got *puts on sunglasses* framed.

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    52. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by deltantor · · Score: 1

      Remember, it is easier to attract flies with honey than with vinegar.

      Actually, it is much easier to catch flies with vinegar than honey.

    53. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the grandma you just framed for murder deserved it. I mean she DID fail to set a password on her wireless router, enabling her neighbor, who bought your laptop at a yard sale, to accidently connect through her router instead of his own.

    54. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by delinear · · Score: 1

      I agree it's not always possible to carry all your belongings around all the time, but seriously, if it's a $1,000 laptop you'd at the very least want to stick it in the boot or a lockable glove box and if you have neither then it's probably not asking a lot to take it with you. When it comes to cars, security through obscurity has been proven to work, opportunist thieves don't tend to break into every car they see on the off chance there might be something in the boot - if you give them no reason to suspect you're hiding valuables, they'll generally move onto the next person so putting things out of view is the bare minimum of security you should aim for. Of course, in OP's case it's kind of closing the stable door after the horse has bolted to suggest what he should have done (and we have no reason to know that he didn't, for instance, put the laptop in the boot but that the thief saw him do so). Mind you, his assertion that the IP address belongs to the thief is probably similarly wrong - most thieves will sell on stolen goods immediately, they don't tend to go "shopping" for their own personal devices in other people's vehicles, keeping and using stolen property is just asking for trouble when you can just sell it on to some other sucker.

    55. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now... In the future... Keep a better eye on your stuff, get an insurance policy

      Yes, because it's the victim's fault. Thanks for that.

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    56. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by paeanblack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, you can do that stuff yourself. File a claim with the courts for recovery of your possession, send a subpoena to the ISP, get the address, then either serve papers to continue the possession claim or hand the address to the state police.

      Another option is to visit your local congresscritter's office. If you can get a staffer to send a "yo, what's the holdup here?" letter on behalf of your representative, that usually greases the wheels just enough to get them moving again. This is also a good way to restock on pens, buttons, and bumper stickers if you happen to be running low.

    57. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by victorhooi · · Score: 1

      heya,

      Absolute, I agree that all of that is good voice.

      However, as you note, repeating it again here is a bit like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted, and the original author is simply asking for advice on a technical issue - tracking down his laptop. Also, as you point out, we have no idea whether he actually did take precautions, and this was just a determined thief.

      My issue above was simply with the smarmy, self-satisfied tone of the other guy, sortius_nod, who really just came across as a bit of a jerk.

      You at least came across as quite reasonable.

      And look, at the end of the day, sure, you *should* take these precautions, but you don't usually blame the victim is somebody else commits a crime. You might say, you're a bit silly now, aren't you. But ultimately, committing a crime like this is wrong and makes you an A-class scumbag. But not being extra paranoid, or taking all failsafes is not *wrong*.

      Also, even if the thief fences it, it doesn't matter. If the person who bought it is a legitimate person, they've just lost $500, and they'll be happy to cought up any details to help the police find this person. If they're a bit of a shifty-sort, and knew it was stolen, well, there's little honour among thieves, and I'm sure they'll also be happy to fess up to the police to take the heat off them.

      There's a reason receiving stolen goods is a crime - precisely to discourage people from profiting from this sort of thing.

      Cheers,
      Victor

    58. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by bsane · · Score: 1

      When you're doing a DoS attack you're attacking the network as well as the host

      It depends entirely on the type of DoS.

    59. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      When you have a University of 10,000~30,000 kids,
      it is literally a small town of its own.

      It's easier for everyone to deputize the security force and let them deal with things on campus.

      Keeping the peace, handing out minor fines, sure I can see that. But handling actual crime? That sounds like an amazingly bad idea to put that in the hands of a private security firm.

    60. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      What is sad is that what you are expressing here is so close to some outstanding and excellent advise that blowing it with a joke is precisely the problem. Yeah, I got the joke.

      You are displaying some immaturity here that in most situations can be ignored, treated as simply a joke, and then move on. Unfortunately there are times where you have to show just a little bit more maturity and become a part of the adult world. It sounds like you are one of those kind of people who screw around at an airport talking about how you would bomb the place with a security guard standing right next to you. Let me know how that turns out if you try that stunt.

    61. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by EngivalX · · Score: 1

      IP Geolocation isn't always accurate. One of my IPs shows me in a city 200km away. (I suspect that ISP has some shitty routing)

    62. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Kerouwhack · · Score: 1

      Thanks to you Mr. Rube Goldberg of stolen property retrieval.

    63. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

      What if the thief sold the laptop on Ebay or at a flee market the day after he stole it.

      Best Typo Ever.

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    64. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      its funny because people thought he was joking, little did they know how much seriousness there was to that possibility...

    65. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      you didn't read the post, obviously, or else you would have seen that he has already gone by all your options...and is asking what next, seeing as none of those have panned out....

    66. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      Good God man! It almost sounds as though you've done this kind of thing before! Remind me never to piss you off...

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    67. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Care to cite the paragraph?

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    68. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      Ohio State Univ, for example, has over 63,000 students, more than 1,700 acres and 457 buildings. That is a fair sized town. OSU is a public university that belongs to the State of Ohio. Thus the state government is responsible for police and security rather than the city of Columbus where OSU is located. This isn't much different from, say, the U.S. government having jurisdiction over the facilities which it owns, rather than the local police where the facilities are located.

    69. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by magarity · · Score: 1

      Here in .au we have campus security and all other matters are handled by the local police force
       
      A large state university can have a larger population than a town large enough for a police force, so why not have their own police force? I'd rather deal with real cops any day than self important security goons who aren't even clever enough to graduate from police academy.

    70. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by ktappe · · Score: 1

      I think CorporalKlinger needs to learn the first rule of owning tech devices - don't leave them unattended in a car. If you can't observe basic security of your own devices then you kind of deserve to have it stolen.

      That is very lazy thinking on your part. Apparently your mind has a need to have everything in the world be explained, be "for a reason", or be "just desserts." To you it's apparently not possible for a victim to be innocent and I'd like to suggest that you get therapy. Honestly--it indicates a fundamental inability to empathize which is not a condition you want to go through your whole life with. Best of luck.

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    71. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by AbusiveChild · · Score: 1

      epic awesome, love this comment and i would honestly seriously consider such action.

    72. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by gpuk · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what we do with all our company laptops (minus the bios password as imho it's unnecessary given truecrypt's whole drive encryption already requires a password on boot). For backup we use www.rsync.net but there are many other providers (dropnet, mozy etc.).

    73. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by powerlord · · Score: 1

      The BIOS password is not to protect the drive, but rather to keep people from fiddling with the boot order and inserting their own Boot media to try and subvert (or rewrite), the system.

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    74. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Not even if Hitler stole your computer and drove off in a car powered by dead babies would I say post them on 4chan!

      Can we get rule 34 on this?

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    75. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      Then there is the sale issue. What if the thief sold the laptop on Ebay or at a flee [sic] market the day after he stole it. The new owner would have presumed it was a legitimate sale as things get sold on Ebay and at Flee [sic] markets all the time (generally stopping a recieving stolen property charge and making it so the rightful owner will have to reimburse the new owner if they want it back, but this varies from state to state).

      The original owner doesn't have to reimberse squat. Here in the states possession of stolen property is a crime itself. If you pay for a stolen laptop believing it to be a legitimate purchase and the police come to claim it because it was stolen, you are out the money you paid for it. Best advice would be to sue the criminal to recover your money. (Good luck with that.) But in no way does the original owner owe you anything. I don't know of *any* state whose laws say otherwise. (Reference please.)

    76. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by proudhawk · · Score: 1

      The problem here is this: even if its his own property, committing an act of Denial of Service across the
      network against it still means that you have committed a crime (DDOS requires network resources in between
      and those services might not be able to handle the load). regardless of actual "right of possession, committing
      a crime to retrieve stolen goods is still a crime.

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    77. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Insurance is a really fucking good idea if you drive and could face effectively unlimited liability if you kill or, worse, injure someone.

      In many places it's the law :) i.e. if you don't have third party insurance then it's illegal to drive on public roads.

      It sounds more like this guy wants to catch the criminal than that he wants reimbursement for his $1000 laptop.

      The person who currently has the laptop may not even be the person who stole it. Even if they are then assuming they can come up with an innocent explanation for having acquired it then all they be charged with is "unknowingly handling stolen goods".

    78. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      So you think that Martin Bryant deserves to live a full life in a comfortable government-run Aussie prison?

      Suit yourself.

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    79. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by master0ne · · Score: 1

      i think the GP is referring to RENTERS insurance which is a good idea if you have valuables in your home, however most policy's wont cover anything that wasn't in your home (IE stolen out of your car). You may want to check your policy though as it may be covered if the car was parked on the rental property or it may cover property in the car. OTOH Car insurance may cover it if you have full coverage, but most poor college students cant afford that anyway.

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    80. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by pyronordicman · · Score: 1

      We were also lucky that the laptop didn't require a password to log in. This seems like a bad idea, but if there was a password, the thief would probably have reinstalled the OS. The lack of a login password was the major reason we had enough time to track down the laptop.

    81. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by nigelo · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly with the GP. I had all the same info for the police here (LogMeIn FTW!), and the cops never did dick. Having my MBP I just got 2 weeks back paid for however sure softens the blow to personal security about someone entering my home when I wasn't here (security film & cameras help too now!).

      Wow. Translation please?

      On second thoughts, forget it...

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    82. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The original owner doesn't have to reimberse squat. Here in the states possession of stolen property is a crime itself.

      First of all, this will vary from state to state as these laws are governed by the states so a blanket statement will be pointless to make. Second, I think that if you look, you will find an element pertaining to a mental capacity with almost all state laws concerning the possession of property that might be stolen. Certainly you wouldn't expect to be arrested for possession of stolen property because the milk you purchased at the grocery store this morning was stolen from a farm the night before. That's why most states involve "knowingly" "recklessly" and "reasonable belief" in the legal requirements for it to be a crime. You will also find that in cases of innocent possession (where a reasonable person wouldn't have believed the property to of been stolen), that the sale becomes final and they can't take the property from you unless a separate court action concerning conversion is initiated and won. The cops can take the property as evidence, but you would be the lawful owner at that point in time. This is how it works in pawn shops and in the two situations I had something of value stolen and located later.

      If you pay for a stolen laptop believing it to be a legitimate purchase and the police come to claim it because it was stolen, you are out the money you paid for it

      Again. look above, you might be correct but not everywhere in the states. I know Ohio, California, and Missouri aren't the way you speak of. It may also change according to the specific items in question too. Things like titled vehicles might have different circumstances depending on how it was sold or if the title was legitimately transferred according to the state or not.

      Best advice would be to sue the criminal to recover your money. (Good luck with that.) But in no way does the original owner owe you anything. I don't know of *any* state whose laws say otherwise. (Reference please.)

      In many cases, if they want the property back, they will have to pay for it. You do not transfer the damages of a criminal act from one person to another in some vein attempt to make something morally right. The law doesn't legislate morals, it deals with damages. That's how it works in most states. The legitimate purchaser is the legitimate owner even when the goods are stolen if that fact wasn't present in the sale.

    83. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No. Go read some of the privacy rules telcos operate under. It's a DSL line, and so all the rules regarding privacy of phone line holders apply in this case. Just because I'm employed by a telco and have read the rules we operate under doesn't mean I have the documents handy. Do your own research.

    84. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Yes absolutely, there are NO circumstances where I would prefer the death penalty. It is something civilised countries dont do. The state should never kill its citizens.

      It is unlikely to happen again as we rewmoved a lot of the high powered automatic weapons from our society then. No one I know owns a gun they are simply not needed here.

    85. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Barny · · Score: 1

      Well, its a "required to boot" BIOS password, its more vindictive, it means (and I have checked with a service agent) that without that password the thing is a brick (even removal of the BIOS battery doesn't wipe it, its stored in the things soldered in TPM) :)

      As for the question about backups, I use Windows Home Server and a VPN, unless you have good broadband at both ends it sucks for performance, but it gets the job done and is perfect for laptops on the move (not to mention cheap). You could use something like Mozy or a similar online service if you don't want to run your own server.

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    86. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Barny · · Score: 1

      If you find a laptop with a soldered in TPM that stores its BIOS passwords on it its perfect, the laptop will be a brick to anyone without that password.

      Just do not forget the password :)

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    87. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by Barny · · Score: 1

      Oh and of course if its at home it backs up over the 802.11n :)

      Of course the downside is that for its backups it needs to be left running, fortunately windows 7 and its S3 (suspend to ram) works perfectly for this.

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    88. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by tibit · · Score: 1

      I missed the part about it being a DSL line. Thought somehow it was a cable connection.

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    89. Re:Report it to the Univeristy's judicial board... by gpuk · · Score: 1

      If the drive is fully encrypted, there's nothing to subvert. The worst they could do is format it but then you have a remote off site backup anyway.

  2. Post the IP address by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Then maybe somebody here will have something close enough for you to be able to identify the ISP.

    1. Re:Post the IP address by TimeOut42 · · Score: 1

      Go directly to the ISP that owns the IP number and get the local police there.

      Don't forget to post juicy stuff to he email account they are reading so they keep reading it. Then, send and email to infect the computer with a bot so it's easier to track and will automatically report back.

      Timeout

    2. Re:Post the IP address by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      THIS. A lot of us work network operations (or own networks). Publish the IP, and let the tubes work for you.

    3. Re:Post the IP address by A+Commentor · · Score: 1

      Instead of posting the address, just do a nslookup and/or a traceroute to the IP. That should give some more additional information to track it down. You might have the ISP and other information to go on.

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    4. Re:Post the IP address by CorporalKlinger · · Score: 5, Informative

      OK, I'm going to post the IP since it's been requested. According to Gmail, it was last accessed 3 hours ago from this IP. The IP address has been the same EVERY time it's been accessed, starting June 28, 2010. It traces to Cincinnati Bell's Fuse Network (a home internet service). I can't get anywhere with Cincinnati Bell's customer service. "Customer privacy rules," they say.

      Here's the IP: 208.102 (DOT) 223.137
      I split it up so auto-filters and bots wouldn't find it.

      Thank you everyone and anyone who may be on the inside of 'Ma Bell who can help me track this thief down. I apologize if this is a TOS violation for Slashdot, but I am really at wit's end and have PROOF that this is the IP that's violating my account. I need your help.

    5. Re:Post the IP address by erstazi · · Score: 1

      The person who stole the laptop is in Ohio?

    6. Re:Post the IP address by CyberBill · · Score: 3, Informative

      208.102.223.137 resolves to
      "MW-ESR1-208-102-223-137.fuse.net"

      Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
                  Hostmaster, Fuse hostmaster@fuse.net
                  Fuse Internet Access
                  Cincinnati Bell Telephone
                  209 W. Seventh St., 121-550
                  Cincinnati, OH 45202
                  US
                  800-387-3638 fax: 999 999 9999

      Contact them.

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    7. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG, we tracerouted the IP address and it's coming from upstairs!

    8. Re:Post the IP address by value_added · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's the IP: 208.102 (DOT) 223.137

      So you've done a WHOIS and found it's an ISP. What did you expect to happen? If you had a telephone number, would you expect the telephone company to voluntarily give up the account holder's info, as in "Yeah, that's Bob's number. Here's where he lives."? Several years ago, ATT used to publish the account holder's name. If Fuse happened to be doing that, you would have been one step (out of many) ahead of where you are now. But that's not the case, is it?

      And then, have you considered that the person in possession of the laptop may not be the one who stole it? It could be he bought off eBay and for whatever reason, is examing what's on the hard drive.

      Quite frankly, I don't think you can do much, and the sooner you put this sorry episode behind you the better. Restore from backups and call it a day.

    9. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      PP already knew it's "Cincinnati Bell's Fuse Network (a home internet service)" and had called their customer service. Unless he hadn't called their Admin Contact, that is.

    10. Re:Post the IP address by ffohwx · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well...I know they should be able to easily figure out who it is. I have fuse myself, and they use a static lease on their IP addresses which should make it all that much easier for them. lol. According to http://geotool.flagfox.net/ that IP seems to be in New Richmond, OH. Give the LEOs there a call and see what they can do.

    11. Re:Post the IP address by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think you can do much, and the sooner you put this sorry episode behind you the better.

      Agreed. On an entirely unrelated note: I just got this new Dell laptop and it seems to be going to off to an e-mail server somewhere. Anybody have any idea how to make it stop doing that?

    12. Re:Post the IP address by sheetsda · · Score: 1

      According to this that block of IPs traces to Batavia, Ohio. I'm about 90 degree (30 minute drive) around the beltway from there if you find you need another pair of hands.

    13. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And then, have you considered that the person in possession of the laptop may not be the one who stole it? It could be he bought off eBay and for whatever reason, is examing what's on the hard drive.

      So? It's still the poster's laptop, and he has a right to try to get it back. The person who bought it, if that's what they did, bought stolen property, and will have to take that issue up with the seller. Of course, the seller will be busy dealing with the police.

      Just because another innocent person may have gotten involved, doesn't mean the poster shouldn't attempt to regain his rightful property and bring the criminal to justice.

    14. Re:Post the IP address by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      Search google for "subpoena example". This may help you get what you want.

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    15. Re:Post the IP address by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      As it happens, I too live not too far from this IP address. Shoot me a message if I can help.

    16. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Good try, but it's wrong. That's an edge router, probably something like this

      MW-ESR1-208-102-223-137.fuse.net

          While hostnames are frequently cryptic, sometimes, they hold valuable information.

    17. Re:Post the IP address by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      Chalk this up to experience. Hope you learned something. Usually, the information on a laptop is as valuable if not more valuable than the laptop itself. Don't save passwords in your browser (especially for webmail accounts, online banking, etc). Delete cookies after every browser session. Keep all your confidential documents in an encrypted container, using something like Truecrypt. Use strong passwords. Also, don't leave valuables like a TV, I-pod or laptop unattended in your vehicle.

    18. Re:Post the IP address by SailorSpork · · Score: 5, Funny

      Post his IP address on 4chan, not here. Within minutes, they'll have his name, address, mother's maiden name, his high school yearbook picture photoshopped onto longcat, 50 pizza delivery guys on the way to his place, and the FBI at this guy's door to search his (your) laptop for child animal porn. ...or maybe that's not such a good idea.

    19. Re:Post the IP address by JackieBrown · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Go ahead and email your credit card info to that email. Once they use the card - assuming they are stupid which thieves usually are - you will have the address to where they send stuff too. Also, now they have committed credit card fraud (not sure if using someone's credit card - therefore pretending to be that person - also counts as identity theft.)

    20. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    21. Re:Post the IP address by Die+The+Villian · · Score: 2, Informative

      208.102.223.137 IP address location & more: IP address: 208.102.223.137 IP country code: US IP address country: ip address flag United States IP address state: Ohio IP address city: New Richmond IP postcode: 45157 IP address latitude: 38.9598 IP address longitude: -84.2295 ISP of this IP: Fuse Internet Access Organization: Fuse Internet Access Host of this IP: MW-ESR1-208-102-223-137.fuse.net Local time in United States: 2010-07-12 22:38

    22. Re:Post the IP address by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      Also, back your data up.

    23. Re:Post the IP address by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 4, Informative

      OK, That IP address resolves to New Richmond outside CIncinatti. http://geotool.flagfox.net/

      Call the New RIchmond Police: 102 Willow Street New Richmond, OH 45157-1354 (513) 553-2001

      You're welcome

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    24. Re:Post the IP address by admiralex · · Score: 1

      Why don't you try calling Cincinnati police and see what they say? If the IP is showing in their jurisdiction, surely they should be able to do something.

    25. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes... I'm sure 4CHAN will be so *very* helpful....

      Quote "ure a dumbass next time buy a real laptop and not some cheap HairyPenis"

    26. Re:Post the IP address by LitBit · · Score: 1

      I bet the administrator password hasn't been changed. That invites a few "interesting" opportunities for remote access. Plus it wouldn't be considered computer trespass, since it's your computer. If the proper legal channels fail... put on a white hat.

    27. Re:Post the IP address by socceroos · · Score: 1

      Reverse SSH tunnel as a service FTW. Works every time.

    28. Re:Post the IP address by socceroos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is actually a good idea. Having a Visa Debit / MasterCard debit account with only a few bucks in it is all it take for them to slip up. Once they've done that, you're home free.

    29. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't do this. I know of a few chans that could definitely get dox on that guy: I've seen them social engineer contact, even billing, information out of ISPs. Heck, during the opening days of the Anon vs Scientology thing, before the protesters took over, I saw people obtain secret Scientology documents through a combination of hacking and social engineering. They could definitely get that info. However, in your case, you want something that's permissible in a court of law. So you can't go with any illegal methods of information gathering. Compulawyer has the right idea below.

    30. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My $1000 laptop got "lost" in an unexpected eviction process (everything was removed in my absence.) The cops had no jurisdiction in my case, and I did get all my other stuff thanks to a court visit and paying the private moving/storage company as accorded by the law. The marshall witnessing the eviction and signing the inventory had noted my laptop among my other items, but the movers claimed nobody reopened my boxes, meaning the movers probably took it.

      A high court stated that to pursue this legally would not be worth it: lawyers would cost more than my 1000 bucks. I have recently seen papers setting generic lawyer assistance around $200 per visit, and that sky-rockets if you include an actual court case. Just take it to the police. Apparently there is no urgency for criminal justice when a theft involves no weapons. Unless you are talking Intellectual Property, of course.

    31. Re:Post the IP address by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have Viking relatives in Batavia, but I don't know any of their names. Dammit!

    32. Re:Post the IP address by victorhooi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      heya,

      You realise that buying stolen property is err...a crime? Lol. Saying, "but officer, I bought it off this guy in the back of a van, he looked legit, I swear!" is not an admissible defense. As an above (more knowledgeable) posted, you've just made yourself an accessory to a crime.

      So yeah, say he somehow didn't know it's a stolen box - the onus is on him to provide a paper trail to the police and prove he didn't. I mean, you buy a laptop from BestBuy - you get a receipt. You buy it from a pawnshop - you also get a receipt. And pawn-shops are required by law to take down details and photo-id for who they buy things from. If they don't, they go to jail. You buy it from some shifty looking guy on a street corner, gee, I wonder if you get a tax invoice...

      The whole point is to discourage people from trading in fenced goods - which is a good thing. Thieves don't really add much to society (this isn't Ankh Morpork), so anything that discourages people from dealing with them is good.

      Worst case scenario, the police go over, the guy says, I don't know where it came from, I swear, I just found it on a benchtop or something, the GP still gets his laptop back.

      Cheers,
      Victor

    33. Re:Post the IP address by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Really dude that is incredibly stupid to post the IP address. What if it is dynamic? what if it is an edge router or a proxy for a school something? what if it is someone stealing someone else unprotected WiFi or free wifi (after all this person doesn't have a lot of ethics to begin with) You have just painted a big fat target on them for a load of semi unstable idiots that think they would be doing the world a favour by attacking that address. I hope your right and it is the thiefs address! otherwise you just commited a rather large prick act on someone.

    34. Re:Post the IP address by srsguy · · Score: 1

      Hi. Normally I wouldn't post personal info like this, but given the circumstances, I don't think he'll mind. This came up pretty quick, so I'm not totally confident, but I'll keep looking. Somewhere near [39.0975, -84.4720] Bellevue, KY 41073 Hope this helps. I checked the source with my own IP and it got the ZIP code right. I'll keep looking.

    35. Re:Post the IP address by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      And then, have you considered that the person in possession of the laptop may not be the one who stole it? It could be he bought off eBay and for whatever reason, is examing what's on the hard drive.

      So? It's still the poster's laptop, and he has a right to try to get it back.

      That right however is pretty limited - and doesn't stretch much further than phoning him up and politely asking for it back.
       

      Just because another innocent person may have gotten involved, doesn't mean the poster shouldn't attempt to regain his rightful property and bring the criminal to justice.

      So long as his attempts don't stretch into harassment or other actionable civil or criminal pursuits, he's home free.

    36. Re:Post the IP address by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Once you get to that, as I said in another post, your best bet may be to sue them. Get a small claims court case started to sue them for the stolen property. You can then subpoena the name and address from the ISP and have all the real documents to get that from them. In my experience, the police wouldn't arrest him if you gave them his name and address and mother's maiden name along with a signed confession. If you got him to turn himself in, they might arrest him, but only if he put the cuffs on himself. But the civil suit route should work and shouldn't cost too much (certainly less than the cost of the laptop).

    37. Re:Post the IP address by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      You mean to say that the police are going to get a search warrant to search my home when for all they know my neighbour is accessing my wireless? Didn't the slashdot community advise the RIAA how unreliable using an IP address is?

      While it sucks for the OP to be so close to his device, but to be stymied, could you image if the internet provider passed on the IP info to him as he requested? Could you imagine him knocking on a door and saying "I want my laptop back" and the home owner saying "go away, I don't have your laptop". Then what?

    38. Re:Post the IP address by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      An address works better. Breaking a guys knees and hands is a lot more satisfying than cops and lawyers.

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    39. Re:Post the IP address by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Glad to see you went to the trouble of concatenating the IP properly so his separating it in the first place was entirely negated.

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    40. Re:Post the IP address by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't think he has much liability for harassing a criminal in the act of committing a crime. There isn't much harassment that is actionable, most of which requires an actual court order, and if he gets the criminal to issue a restraining order against him, then he'll have the name and address of the criminal as a result of that action. So feel free to harass criminals in the act of committing a crime, they won't do anything to you. Or, the few times I've seen anyone do anything about it, the cops arrested the criminal and congratulated the persona who was doing the harassment.

      And for someone mentioning the rights of the criminal, you managed to miss the obvious. He can sue to get it back. But you assumed the criminal could sue him and ignored the fact he can sue the criminal, so it's pretty backwards in your mind...

    41. Re:Post the IP address by greerga · · Score: 1

      There's no guarantee they're in the city of Cincinnati. Colerain Township, Whitewater Township, Crosby Township, Harrison Township, and the city of Harrison (just to name a few) are all between Cincinnati and the Ohio border with Indiana.

      Since you said Indiana, I'm guessing you're living in College Corner up near Oxford, OH which adds a lot of Butler County to the mix.

      Er... Good luck.

    42. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      dedicatedornot.com seems to indicate that it's a dedicated IP and shows the lat, long as (38.9598, -84.2295) google maps indicates that it's in the middle of a paddock?

    43. Re:Post the IP address by Malc · · Score: 1

      You think the police will be with that too?

      I was a victim of identity theft. Thousands were run on fraudelently issued credit cards. Worse, I had 10K of my pension redeemed and taken, along with 5K from another tax free savings account. The police still weren't interested. In all cases I had to wait for the credit card companies and bank to conduct their own investigations, after I spent a lot of time on the phone and completing paperwork.

      Unless you've got someting more than an IP address (e.g. use the webcam in the laptop to photograph/film the user, or a builtin GPS device giving its physical location), then it's time to move on. I hope the person who posted this story has changed all of theit passwords to everything.

    44. Re:Post the IP address by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I don't think he has much liability for harassing a criminal in the act of committing a crime.

      Since the criminal isn't in the act of stealing the laptop... Your point would be what?
       

      Or, the few times I've seen anyone do anything about it, the cops arrested the criminal and congratulated the persona who was doing the harassment.

      I've seen quite the opposite happen - the person who was 'doing the harassment' ended up being arrested for trespassing and malicious mischief (and ended up getting convicted). I've also seen the person 'doing the harassment' be arrested and convicted for assault. I've also seen the the person 'doing the harassment' end up in the hospital or the mortuary.
       
      I've also seen the person 'doing the harassment' do so to an innocent party and get arrested. I've also seen the person 'doing the harassment' do so to the wrong innocent party and end up in a casket.
       
      The real world is a much messier place than your fantasy one.
       

      And for someone mentioning the rights of the criminal, you managed to miss the obvious.

      Had I mentioned the rights of the criminal, you'd have a point. But here I should point out the obvious to you - the limitations on the persons whose property was stolen are not the same as the rights of the accused (insofar as they are not the rights of the accused, but the rights of all citizens) - remember, innocent until convicted.

    45. Re:Post the IP address by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Just take it to the police. Apparently there is no urgency for criminal justice when a theft involves no weapons. Unless you are talking Intellectual Property, of course.

      You already have the name of the moving company, and probably some of the names of the movers. You're already way ahead of the RIAA in that regard (although, I'm guessing that your credibility must not be all that great right now just after being evicted, plus I'm assuming that the movers will claim that you must be the one who took back your laptop once you recovered your boxes).

      How was the chain of custody handled when you got back your boxes? If you can prove that you didn't receive your laptop when you got back your boxes, you should try to finish the process civilly in Small Claims Court. If you're in doubt about who to put down as defendants, try to put down as many names as you can. The name of the moving company, the names of the movers, the name of the insurance for their company, the name of the storage place, etc (it's ok if you can't get all of them). Just be sure that the police files a report. Police officers are often under pressure from city officials not to file police reports that would increase city crime statistics. That's why you have to insist that they do.

    46. Re:Post the IP address by jlp2097 · · Score: 1

      Or, if everything else fails, try writing an email to your account saying you want your laptop back and are willing to pay for it. The thief might read it. I know this pretty much sucks because you are paying the thief but if have you tried everything else and want the laptop really bad this could be a viable option.

    47. Re:Post the IP address by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If he refuses to return it you should be able to contact the police and get it back. At least this is the case in other common law jurisdictions.

    48. Re:Post the IP address by MoralHazard · · Score: 1

      Finally we'll know the answer to the question of the decade: "And then who was phone?!?"

    49. Re:Post the IP address by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Dr Evil's secret hideout.

    50. Re:Post the IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Port 6363 is open. Shows a nice admin/password box over HTTP.
      It's most likely a Westell 6100 or 327W.

    51. Re:Post the IP address by delinear · · Score: 1

      And if the guy using the laptop isn't the thief but some innocent ebay dupe, you'll be the one facing cops and lawyers, the victim will get compensation and the thief has already long gone.

    52. Re:Post the IP address by delinear · · Score: 1

      That's generally only the case if they are aware (or at least, if they should have reasonably suspected) that the goods are stolen. An innocent purchaser who buys wholly in good faith is usually not guilty of any crime. However, it's also true that ownership usually does not transfer with that purchase, so the laptop still belongs to the original owner and the innocent purchaser is out of luck.

    53. Re:Post the IP address by delinear · · Score: 1

      These days he's more likely to have bought it via eBay (or some similar service), probably from a perfectly legit account that's been stolen via social engineering. I know cynically you could say anything you buy on eBay you should expect to be stolen, but realistically if the auction appears genuine and you pay what you consider a fair price then how are you to know?

    54. Re:Post the IP address by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      According to MaxMind Geolocator on the IP, it's in a place called Batavia, OH. Postal code is 45103, Area Code is 513, Exchange 515. It's in Clermont County, and not a lot of people live there according to the Wiki page. Less than 2000. It's near a University of Cincinnati satellite campus, so possibly a kid that goes there was visiting a friend at your school and decided to engage in some additional commerce while he was there.

    55. Re:Post the IP address by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > If you had a telephone number, would you expect the telephone
      > company to voluntarily give up the account holder's info, as
      > in "Yeah, that's Bob's number. Here's where he lives."?

      If you had a phone number you could call the public library and ask them to look it up in the criss-cross (aka city/county directory) and give you not just the address but also a name. (Okay, it's slightly more complicated than that: first you use the area code and exchange portions of the phone number to figure out which public library to call. This is not difficult, however.)

      There are no such reference tools for IP addresses, however, perhaps because they are often technically dynamic (even if they don't in practice change very often), perhaps because they haven't been around as long, perhaps because privacy advocates have a strong tendency to get very excited about their cause whenever the word "internet" is involved, or perhaps because most people aren't tech-savvy enough to be capable of making use of such a service anyway.

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    56. Re:Post the IP address by stevenh2 · · Score: 1

      The IP's location according to the maxmind database is: 39.0972 -84.1225 and that points to: 4645 State Route 276 Batavia, OH 45103 in Google Maps, so go contact the police there

    57. Re:Post the IP address by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you can get lucky and catch him posting to a Blizzard forum!

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    58. Re:Post the IP address by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Good call. This is exactly the sort of situation that Small Claims Court exists for.

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    59. Re:Post the IP address by glittermage · · Score: 1

      Nice idea but you still have to convince the police to do something. Plus, as others have pointed out, the laptop may not be in thief's possession any longer. Simply move on and get another laptop or e-mail your old e-mail and ask to buy the laptop back.

    60. Re:Post the IP address by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      The amount of harassment that gets done at your mom's basement just boggles my mind...

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    61. Re:Post the IP address by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      My mom doesn't have a basement, and lives 3000 miles away. Hell, I don't have a basement either.

    62. Re:Post the IP address by aradnik · · Score: 1

      as a student, i do i somehow manage to buy a 1000$ laptop, it'd be devastating to get it stolen...

    63. Re:Post the IP address by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Buying stolen goods isn't innocent. If you're stupid enough to get involved with criminals you should expect to be treated like one. Besides people who use ebay like to be hurt.

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    64. Re:Post the IP address by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Does the laptop have a built-in webcam? If so, you may be able to grab some snaps of your perp.

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    65. Re:Post the IP address by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The person holding the laptop is in violation of the law. A minor civil violation if they bought the stolen goods from a reputable dealer and had no way of knowing it was stolen, or a crime (felony where I'm from) if they know or should have known that it was stolen. They are illegally holding it, no matter how "innocent" they are, and in most cases, those in possession of stolen equipment suspect the truth and are thus felons.

      Thus, there exists no reading of the law I'm aware of where the person holding the stolen laptop is "innocent" because they are in violation of the law. So you working from that premise indicates you either have no grasp of the law, or, more likely, are some AC who deals in stolen gear and wants to justify buying illegal equipment as "innocent."

    66. Re:Post the IP address by qubezz · · Score: 1

      I got no joy trying to connect to SMB over port 445 or 137, or to remote desktop connection. If Windows sharing was on and not firewalled, with the admin account the OP could have dumped a tracking program in \\ipaddress\c$\Users\All Users\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Startup.

      OP might still bait the person into running a tracking trojan sent to that email address as 'your new banking password.doc.exe' or something, or just a reg policy to enable remote desktop and open the ports for it. If there are neighboring WiFis that can be picked up and are in Google's SSID wardriving database, the machine can be geolocated quite accurately. Maybe you can even trick the current possessor into entering their Fuse ISP username into a fake login popup.

  3. This is what pisses me off about police by teshuvah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We saw that the police bent over backwards and ransacked a man's home when he possessed a missing iPhone of Apple's. But when a normal person loses an item and has a lead for the police to go on, they aren't interested. Just further proof that the justice system is bought and paid for by corporations, and they exist only to ensure that corporations make money. Sickening.

    1. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't know the half of it.

      A couple years back, I worked at a place once that dealt in video games and consoles and an older customer came in and stole an X-Box. This guy was about 6ft 8 inches and pretty big. We let him get away cause hell, we had his name, we had his phone number, we had witnesses, and we even had him on camera. You can't get more open and shut than that.

      Well, I was calling the cops once every couple of days after I reported him to see if they had got started on it. After about 2 weeks, they told me that they weren't going to do anything about it. They said that unless he stole over a thousand dollars worth of stuff it wasn't even worth it to assign it to an officer regardless of how much information we had. I actually did a reverse phone number search of his cell phone number and told them the provider so they could use it for his address if the fact we had his name, description and photo wasn't enough.

      After that, from that point on, the cops became the last people I call unless I can get the media involved. I call friends and family first now otherwise, street justice is about the only justice you can get without having cash or influence.

    2. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      We saw that the police bent over backwards and ransacked a man's home when he possessed a missing iPhone of Apple's. But when a normal person loses an item and has a lead for the police to go on, they aren't interested. Just further proof that the justice system is bought and paid for by corporations, and they exist only to ensure that corporations make money. Sickening.

      You're complaining that the cops put more resources on a higher-dollar-item case?

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    3. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      We saw that the police bent over backwards and ransacked a man's home when he possessed a missing iPhone of Apple's. But when a normal person loses an item and has a lead for the police to go on, they aren't interested. Just further proof that the justice system is bought and paid for by corporations, and they exist only to ensure that corporations make money. Sickening.

      Sad but true.

    4. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by Aboroth · · Score: 1

      Not to dispute your point, but you do realize that "law enforcement" consists of many different organizations, with many different jurisdictions, with many different people, right? You make it sound like there is one US-wide police hive mind that deems every case "worthy" or "unworthy". I doubt this person's campus police are tied into this apparently incredibly profitable crime-ignoring enterprise you speak of.

    5. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Oh...... There's not?

      / That's just what they want you to think. // [Don't believe 'em]

    6. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by putaro · · Score: 1

      It's a higher dollar item? iPhones go for around $400.

    7. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Apple had lawyers involved.

      If this guy knew a lawyer, he could probably sue John Doe then subpoena the ISP to get the billing address of that IP address.

      Then he would have evidence to turn over to the police, and/or evidence to bring to court as part of a lawsuit.

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    8. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Right. So what does that have to do with my post?

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    9. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I once worked somewhere that we had the networks attacked, phone lines cut, and other kinds of harassment by a competitor. The local cops said they wouldn't do anything because it involved technology. The FBI said they wouldn't do anything because the damages weren't over a million dollars.

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    10. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by PBoyUK · · Score: 1

      He's no doubt referencing the iPhone that police bent over backwards to help Apple recover. They seemed happy to stoop that low for a corporation, so why not a citizen?

      And don't strawman this. While it makes sense to assign more resources to high value items, the issue the poster has is obviously the fact that it isn't just "less" resources; it's no resources at all being assigned.

    11. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      He's no doubt referencing the iPhone that police bent over backwards to help Apple recover.

      If he had been referencing that phone he wouldn't have used the number 400.

      They seemed happy to stoop that low for a corporation, so why not a citizen?

      Ah, you seem to be confused about it, too. You and the other guy should go look up what happened.

      While it makes sense to assign more resources to high value items, the issue the poster has is obviously the fact that it isn't just "less" resources; it's no resources at all being assigned.

      Shit gets stolen all the time. The amount of stuff that is stolen every day is unbelievable. Most of the time the amount of money spent recovering that item is way higher than the amount of money that was actually lost. There is only so much man-power to go around, of course they're going to prioritize high-ticket items first. If you want to make the case that corporate interests are being held in higher regard than the individual citizen's, you're going to have to do a lot better than this example. Seriously, go look it up.

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    12. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by Macrat · · Score: 1

      We saw that the police bent over backwards and ransacked a man's home when he possessed a missing iPhone of Apple's.

      You missed the part were he blogged a year before offering a reward for stolen IP and then blogged that he had paid for a stolen prototype. Kinda paints a target on your forehead and the police make an example of you.

    13. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by darkstar3d · · Score: 1

      Thats why you call police while the crime is in progress!

    14. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by mrjb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "After about 2 weeks, they told me that they weren't going to do anything about it."

      If the police don't do anything when given all the info needed to bust someone, they're not going to do anything at all, ever. If you ask them why, they answer you that they're "too busy". As a result, cases go unsolved. The crooks know it; so they get away with it. As a result, crime rises, and the police are now *even busier*. So basically the police are simply letting crime spiral out of control.

      We seriously need Batman to do something about this.

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    15. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 1

      They said that unless he stole over a thousand dollars worth of stuff it wasn't even worth it to assign it to an officer regardless of how much information we had.

      Sounds like a pretty reasonable claim: had they actually preformed the more cost effective service and written you a check to cover your insurance deductible.

    16. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 1

      Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first? We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child.

      But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

      I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend like me. But, uh, now you come to me, and you say: "Give me justice." But you don't ask with respect.

    17. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but unless you have a very slow thief, the crime won't be in progress by the time they get there.

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    18. Re:This is what pisses me off about police by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The police ransacked a man's home when he bragged about committing a felony on a forum that had a whole lot of people reading it. That may also have ticked off the police. I don't think they like people bragging about committing crimes.

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  4. This is why you have insurance. by zonky · · Score: 2, Troll

    Move on with your life.

    1. Re:This is why you have insurance. by TimeOut42 · · Score: 1

      No, only if you don't have any leads. He has good info; it should be followed up on.

    2. Re:This is why you have insurance. by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
      Washington DC, DC 20500

      If you decide you have the balls to break in and steal stuff, post pix. This I have GOT to see ...

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    3. Re:This is why you have insurance. by Canie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe it's his insurance company he should be contacting anyway. They may do their own investigation based on your evidence because they don't want to have to pay a claim. They may have a little more clout than the average citizen too.

    4. Re:This is why you have insurance. by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The insurance deductible is probably more than the laptop's worth. And he knows the thief's IP address, which should be enough to track him down to a specific home. (My IP address hasn't changed in several weeks.) It's a trivial thing to do; he needs one letter from the DA to make it happen, and one police report to get the DA to write the letter. But neither of them gives a shit about him, because he doesn't live in their jurisdiction.

    5. Re:This is why you have insurance. by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      I imagine you would have MUCH better luck taking this route. It certainly wouldn't hurt to give them a call.

    6. Re:This is why you have insurance. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Ya, screw the laptop. But the real problem is that this fucker gets away with it! Is that what we want in society? Telling them it's ok, no harm done because insurance will cover it?

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    7. Re:This is why you have insurance. by Ares · · Score: 1

      exactly! presumably there's some loss the insurance company incurs (whether its replacing the glass in the window under glass coverage) or the laptop, or something. at that point, the insurance company is going to want to know where they can send a bill (no-fault or not). they have minions, i mean attorneys, who are very good at recovering money. your insurance agent (or claims adjuster) would definitely like to know this information.

    8. Re:This is why you have insurance. by proudhawk · · Score: 1

      I forgot about that. yeah, if an insurance carrier can get the item back *cheaper* than buying new,
      you bet they'll do what it takes.

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    9. Re:This is why you have insurance. by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      No, this is not why we have insurance. In fact insurance shouldn't pay for something recoverable. Either way, your integrity shouldn't permit you to file a claim for something recoverable. That would be stealing from the insurance company, and me, and everyone else who carries insurance.

      This is like when I had radial keratotomy done on my eyes (before lasik) and the nurse suggested they could attempt to file an insurance claim suggesting I needed it for my livelihood. Why should others spend thousands for my choice and whim?

      And people wonder why insurance rates are excessive.

      Integrity, not an archaic term...quite yet.

    10. Re:This is why you have insurance. by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Let's do the math...new dell laptop that is now 'used'...optimistically $1500 for a higher end laptop. Insurance deductible, is probably no less than $500 probably $750 or $1000.

      So the insurance company will be out $500-$1000, and will raise rates to recoup some of that.

      How hard do you think they'll work?

    11. Re:This is why you have insurance. by Ares · · Score: 1

      i don't know about this guy, but my own auto policies have a $250 deductible, and full glass coverage, which they've had since i was in college. so, since tfa mentions other things besides the laptop, there may be a significantly larger expenditure on the part of the insurance company (and would be if it had been my car, not that my car would have had a laptop or other valuable electronic equipment in it ripe for stealing). in addition, every time i've had a claim that wasn't my fault, and the insurance company recovered, i've received a check for the amount of my deductible.

      so, assuming the insurance company pays out anything, they will make every effort to recover their expenditures. knowing where the guy is will only serve to lessen their expenditures because they don't have to spend as much time tracking the thief down.

  5. IP not precise enougn by icebike · · Score: 4, Informative

    That IP could be behind a router at a School or Library with thousands of computers behind it.

    There is no way to determine who is leasing that IP without forcing ip block owner to cough up records. That will probably take a court order, and they won't tell you, (fearing you will show up gun in hand).

    If you get a court order they will tell the local authorities in the jurisdiction where the IP resides. That could be any one of 20 different police departments if it is in an urban area.

    But if you can track it to a specific area, (traceroute is your friend), you might get a cop from an small not too busy department to go out and check the address.

    I say MIGHT.

    Busy departments will laugh you off and tell you to file an insurance claim.

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    1. Re:IP not precise enougn by DIplomatic · · Score: 1

      And THAT is why he posted this story. One man doesn't have much hope in a situation like this, but an internet community like /. has the breadth and power and expertise to actually get results!

    2. Re:IP not precise enougn by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The IP address resolves to a residential customer.... see the posting above. The real trick for what this guy is facing right now is trying to get past privacy laws. That would require either a warrant, or at least a bona fide law enforcement agent making the request to the ISP to access the information to find the name of the actual customer and the service address for that IP number.

    3. Re:IP not precise enougn by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Also there is a problem in terms of even getting the court order. So say a DA decided to take up the case. They go to get a subpoena for the name of the person behind the IP. The judge says "Well how do you know the laptop on the IP is stolen?" They say "Well this guy told us so." Hmmm, kinda weak. That is the sort of thing that a competent defense attorney might get suppressed during a trial. Need some better evidence.

      That is why, if you want to track it, you get something like Computrace. Even then, do not expect immediate action. Law enforcement has a lot of things on their plate, and it takes time to do things right per the courts. We did have a guy at work who got his laptop stolen and it did have Computrace. It took a few months for things to work out, the necessary court order to be gotten and so on. They raided a house, arrested the guy, recovered the laptop. It then spent a few more months as evidence. Finally, we got it back.

      You may have heard the expression "The wheels of justice turn slowly," and that is very true. While it sucks when you are on the end of wanting justice, it really is necessary to try and prevent abuse (and it isn't perfect even so).

  6. Replevin by Compulawyer · · Score: 5, Informative
    Go to your University's legal aid office and talk to an attorney. If your University doesn't have a legal aid/legal affairs office that helps students, go to the community's legal aid office to see if you qualify for free legal services. Even if you do not, you may still be able to get the name of an attorney who will be willing to help.

    See if you can file a civil replevin action against John Doe to recover the laptop. That will give you the ability to issue subpoenas to trace the IP address. Once you have the identity of the thief, report the information to both the campus police (for the theft) and to the local police (for possession of stolen property). Good luck!

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    1. Re:Replevin by gd2shoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a good point here. In many (most?) states, knowingly possessing stolen property above a certain value is a crime, regardless of who stole it. If the cops aren't interested, a state DA's office might be.

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    2. Re:Replevin by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      If the stolen property is transported across state lines, it becomes a federal crime. I have a funny feeling they aren't going to be particularly interested because they have bigger fish to fry. It's hard to even get the LAPD to pay attention to a theft of $20,000 of musical gear which my friends suffered. If you do all the legwork for them, you may have a better chance of getting them interested. If they are not interested, take it to your local news station -- or maybe dateline or something. That might put some heat on the police to do something.

      Failing all that, your best bet would be to send some heavies to pick it up for you.

    3. Re:Replevin by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I've skimmed over most of the posts in this thread and I have the feeling that this course of action is probably the only one that has a chance of getting the story poster's laptop back.

    4. Re:Replevin by babyrat · · Score: 1

      You don't need PROOF to get a subpoena, if you had PROOF, you could go straight to the trial.

  7. Use your email by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obviously they've launched Thunderbird, so they are possibly interested in gleaning whatever information they can in that way. You could try sending a trojan to your account in the hopes that they run it, in order to open some remote access to your machine. Perhaps based on their web browsing history, etc, you can determine more specifically who they are.

    Also note that the person may have purchased your laptop unaware that it was stolen.

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    1. Re:Use your email by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Also note that the person may have purchased your laptop unaware that it was stolen.

      A person who purchased the laptop from someone, and it's not aware of it, shouldn't be checking your email account, unless he knows it and it's planning to return it. Opening your mail client 4 times seems suspicious to me.

      In any case, if you could get to login to your computer and use it as proxy you could probably use firefox to determine your approximate location, or simply download a hell lot of movies/music and wait for the RIAA/MPAA to do the rest.
      Unluckily, I'd guess it's probably behind a NAT, or may have no remote services enabled.

    2. Re:Use your email by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Also note that the person may have purchased your laptop unaware that it was stolen.

      Bullshit. Seriously: bullshit. The thing hasn't been wiped, and the user has run Thunderbird multiple times. A legit buyer might have run it once, to set it to their own account. This is a damned thief.

      When some dude who looks like Jeff Spicoli offers you a laptop for $200 that has a bunch of papers about quantum physics in the "My Documents" section, you know you bought a stolen machine.

    3. Re:Use your email by Mr_Toph · · Score: 1

      This is a fantastic idea. Send the e-mail with something you know the thief will open .. like pretend to be an ex-gf and send them some nakedpics.zip, complete with trogan.

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    4. Re:Use your email by Rivalz · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have my computer where I can remote into it. If some fool dares steal my laptop. I'll remote in and send a email bomb threat to the person's local municipalities from the persons laptop. Wait 2 days then watch CNN to find out which dumb ass stole my laptop.

    5. Re:Use your email by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Subject: Picture of my teenage neighbor sunbathing topless

      Hey Klinger, check out this picture I just took. She's smoking hot.

      *click*
      BackOrifice Installation Complete.

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    6. Re:Use your email by faargenwelsh · · Score: 1

      You could try sending a trojan to your account in the hopes that they run it, in order to open some remote access to your machine.

      I'm not sure it's a good thing to do, at least if you want to use any of this data, including the burglar's IP number, in a Court. The whole idea of computer forensics is to take no action that might change data held on the analyzed computer. second, I would suggest you sending two evidence preservation letters (google the terms to get some examples), one to gmail and one to fuse.net. you don't have to prove them there's a pending litigation - just make it clear you have a firm intent to initiate one. third, find yourself a lawyer. as a (non-US) lawyer, I am absolutely sure there are some ways to oblige local police of fbi or whatever, to act - you just have to know how. if money are an issue, try the nearest law school, or maybe some non-profit organizations available locally to help victims of crimes or something. sorry for my English.

  8. No agency is gonna care by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    No agency is gonna care your laptop is a statistic now to them that's all. Best thing you can do is post the IP and hope some vigilante pwns the thief.

  9. Let us take care of it by drsmack1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Post the IP here and the s/n of the laptop. Then sit back and wait. All *you* did was post some info - just cannot be held responsible for the life-altering ass-beating that the person found with the laptop will most certainly receive.

    Sometimes you just have to let the system work.

    1. Re:Let us take care of it by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Right, just make sure you don't deliver said ass-beating to some poor naive kid who didn't realize (even if he should have) he was buying a stolen laptop.

    2. Re:Let us take care of it by sconeu · · Score: 1

      DISCLAIMER: I do not condone or endorse violence against the person in possession of the laptop.

      If the person who has it is accessing CorporalKlinger's gmail account, using Klinger's password, he has
      to know it's stolen.

      Speaking of which, CorporalKlinger, have you tried using Google as your sledgehammer? This guy has got to be in violation of some Google TOS and some computer fraud law by accessing your Gmail account.

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    3. Re:Let us take care of it by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes bad things happen to bad people. If the theoretical "poor naive kid" can talk with a broken jaw, then perhaps we can work our way up the criminal food chain.

      This system has worked for thousands of years. Only recently has the theft of someone's personal property been considered something to treat like a small matter.

      Did the person who stole the laptop consider the impact of it's loss to the proper owner? What if by losing access to his own laptop the owner lost valuable and unreproducible creative content?

      If the thief did not consider this before taking the laptop - there is a PROVEN way to ensure he thinks about it BEFORE he steals the next one.

    4. Re:Let us take care of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because you should trust a story written on the Internet enough to assault a stranger.

    5. Re:Let us take care of it by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The first access to Thunderbird might have been innocent - you start it up, it does that before you can enter your own information. The other three are malfeasance.

    6. Re:Let us take care of it by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Wrong. He's accessing it through Thunderbird, probably with auto-login. And having the PC filled with files & apps is not a sign of a stolen laptop - most people don't bother to clean up the stuff. I got a PC from a business that upgraded their machines, and it came filled with documents and spreadsheets.

    7. Re:Let us take care of it by shrtcircuit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Meh, the 1% of people replying to this who aren't still living in Mom's basement aren't going to commit a felony to exact revenge on a misdemeanor for some dipshit that couldn't take his computer inside with him.

      OP: Sorry about the loss, but it's one of life's little lessons and you won't do it again. The $1000 laptop doesn't mean shit to cops, feds, or anyone else, particularly considering the amount of coordination and paperwork involved - you are literally asking for expenditures of many thousands of $$ and a lot of man hours just to recover a machine that isn't worth what you paid for it anyway, and truthfully *they do not care*. The ISP *does not care* and will not give you customer information anyway. If you can plug that IP into an accurate geolocation service you might be able to go issue a beatdown yourself, but really I think that's unlikely to happen.

    8. Re:Let us take care of it by icebraining · · Score: 1

      He was talking about a kid BUYING the laptop from the thief without realizing, NOT stealing it.

      And tell me: if you're buying something off Craigslist or whatever, are you *absolutely sure* it's not stolen? How?

    9. Re:Let us take care of it by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      Or post it to 4chan, so we can at least get epic pics back...

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    10. Re:Let us take care of it by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      If he bought it with honest intent - then he is very unlucky.

    11. Re:Let us take care of it by Larryish · · Score: 1

      True dat.

      But I might whip the shit out of the thief and then take the laptop for myself. :)

      What is the thief going to do, complain?

  10. Municiple police? by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    Are you talking about the police in your municipality, or where your laptop is? I'd contact the latter. They will be the ones who can physically recover your property. Also, many states have their own law enforcement branches. You might contact your neighboring state directly.

    If your laptop is expensive enough, or you really don't feel like letting them get away, then hire a lawyer and file a john-joe civil case.

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  11. If you do most of the work... by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    the school cops may be more willing to help

    This site claims to get it down to the ISP or provider:
    http://www.ip-adress.com/ip_tracer/

    SO, then you would have to look up your local laws and what is needed to identify the person or block that the IP is assigned to. Next, you have to start "kicking down doors" (it might take a few) and recover your property in a stunning raid.

    Probably not, get an encrypted hard drive on your next laptop so that it just becomes a brick for anybody that takes it

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    1. Re:If you do most of the work... by CorporalKlinger · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I got the IP tracked down to Fuse Network on Cincinnati Bell's home internet service. I'm not going to post the IP address here since that probably violates the TOS of Slashdot or something. I will try calling Cincinnati's police tomorrow, but with the size of the city - and the fact the crime took place in Indiana - i doubt I'll get anywhere.

    2. Re:If you do most of the work... by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Well, since they took the laptop over state lines it's probably a federal offense.

    3. Re:If you do most of the work... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      But the FBI isn't going to care over such a low value crime.

    4. Re:If you do most of the work... by devman · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that being in possession of stolen property is a crime in Ohio despite the actual robbery happening in Indiana.

    5. Re:If you do most of the work... by Cheech+Wizard · · Score: 1

      Cincinnati Bell's Fuse serves northern KY as well, so you don't really know which state it is in.

    6. Re:If you do most of the work... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      If the laptop is in a highly populated area, Google's "My Location" service can track it down using Wifi scan data pretty accurately; it found my specific building.

    7. Re:If you do most of the work... by drsmack1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please contact me before you go forward. That IP address is for a concentrator for a whole area of Zoomtown's network (this is verified).

      I have a method that is pretty foolproof to get his actual ip (I used to work with perverted-justice.com a bit). Please send me a e-mail and I'll run it down for you. compserv gee-mail .com

    8. Re:If you do most of the work... by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      compserv at g mail dot com

    9. Re:If you do most of the work... by peterofoz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the next step is to supoena the ISP for the home address of that IP, then go to the police with the original police report info. The should be able to make a house call. Getting legal aid from the university or otherwise should also be pursued. Even better if you can activate a laptop camera and catch a picture.

    10. Re:If you do most of the work... by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      That's not relevant at all. You'd need to know the mac address of the thief’s access point to use wifi positioning.

      Now, if CorporalKlinger has remote access on the machine, this would be a different story, but I think he would have mentioned that...

    11. Re:If you do most of the work... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not going to post the IP address here since that probably violates the TOS of Slashdot or something...

      Uhhh... wut? You have a real short memory, bud.

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    12. Re:If you do most of the work... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      If he uses Firefox as his main browser, posting a link to a page that requests its location on an "interesting" email might work.

    13. Re:If you do most of the work... by koiransuklaa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone mod this up.

      It's a slightly complicated attack but has a real chance of working: Setup a web page that uses browser geolocation features (and saves the locations somewhere), send the url as email to the thief with a good enough story, hope the thief uses a new Firefox and bingo: you have the coordinates from Google Geolocation service. This may be just IP based location but it could be wifi location as well -- it should be easy enough to test which it is.

    14. Re:If you do most of the work... by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      The post you're responding to. [Monday July 12, @09:57PM]
      The post you're referencing. [Monday July 12, @10:04PM]
      Slashdot displays threads, not chronological posts. Higher is not necessarily earlier.

    15. Re:If you do most of the work... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Good point. Still, posting the IP was stupid. 4chan troll here a lot, so they probably have it by now.

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  12. Dear FBI by Frogbert · · Score: 1

    On X day at X time I was emailed child porn and/or terrorism material from the following IP address AAA.BBB.CCC.DDD

    Now that your dell serial is on the national stolen goods database the rest should sort itself out.

    1. Re:Dear FBI by CFD339 · · Score: 1

      That's a great way to end up in jail, where you won't be needing that laptop.

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    2. Re:Dear FBI by md65536 · · Score: 1

      It's true, the FBI takes terrorist child porn quite seriously.

      Instead, tell them that the IP address has links to Al Qaeda and has WMDs. You might not get your laptop back, but you're sure to be re-elected.

      (Score:2, Current)

    3. Re:Dear FBI by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      How exactly does an anonymous tipoff get the OP his laptop back?

    4. Re:Dear FBI by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Yes. But then you have to prove it was really stolen and that you were not simply destroying evidence.

  13. Easy as Pi by Willtor · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:Easy as Pi by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1
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  14. Pwn your own by Stavr0 · · Score: 1
    Try to actively monitor the gmail IP address, then try to remote-access it while it's online.

    If you can connect to remote Registry you might be able to install VNC using the Run regkey and monitor the thief's usage.

    Alternately, use the Service Manager to have Remote Desktop running by default.

    1. Re:Pwn your own by CorporalKlinger · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how to do any of this. What's worse - it was a Dell hackintoshed to run OS X, so it doesn't have Windows installed. I have no idea how to gain remote access to a Mac...

    2. Re:Pwn your own by VladTheBad · · Score: 1

      If you had filesharing enabled, you can try connecting using AFP and the IP address, or if you had remote access/ssh enabled, you could try that. The problem in both of these cases is that in all likelyhood your laptop is going to be connecting to something via DHCP and will be behind NAT.

    3. Re:Pwn your own by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be stopped by firewall though? IIRC, you have to first allow port 22 or something from OS X, then you can remote login.

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    4. Re:Pwn your own by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be stopped by firewall though? IIRC, you have to first allow port 22 or something from OS X, then you can remote login.

      I ssh into my wife's macbook to run backups. I just enabled sshd. I didn't have to open the port.

    5. Re:Pwn your own by Democritus+the+Minor · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be stopped by firewall though? IIRC, you have to first allow port 22 or something from OS X, then you can remote login.

      I ssh into my wife's macbook to run backups. I just enabled sshd. I didn't have to open the port.

      Yes, because you were on the same local network, without any firewalls between the two computers.

    6. Re:Pwn your own by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be stopped by firewall though? IIRC, you have to first allow port 22 or something from OS X, then you can remote login.

      I ssh into my wife's macbook to run backups. I just enabled sshd. I didn't have to open the port.

      Yes, because you were on the same local network, without any firewalls between the two computers.

      But this first allow port 22 or something from OS X, implies it is a packet filter inside OS X which will do the blocking.

  15. go go go by parasite · · Score: 1, Insightful

    (1) WTF cops refuse to arrest the thief when you can give them a direct address to him? Sue them for the cost of the laptop. Take it to small claims, dereliction of duty?

    (2) Get the IP and reverse DNS to the ISP name. Then just get your lawyer to write a letter to the ISP demanding the identity on grounds that you need to identify the thief to sue him in civil court. (Since police refuse to make it criminal. Remmeber even OJ Simpson was taken for murder to civil court?) Then sue the police also for all your lawyer expenses, expenses you only had cause the cunts refused to do their jobs.

  16. Re:contact the network admins by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

    I know it's bad form to read the article, but not reading the SUMMARY? The IP address accessing the account is in another STATE.

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  17. Two words: by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Vigilante Justice

  18. Report it to Dell by novafluxx · · Score: 5, Informative

    Make sure you call Dell and report it and give them the case number, they can flag it in their system as stolen and if anyone calls in on that system's tag...they'll obtain as much info as they can and act like nothings wrong.

    1. Re:Report it to Dell by Manfre · · Score: 1

      Given the recent news about dell computers, the probability of the computer breaking is quite high.

    2. Re:Report it to Dell by nmos · · Score: 3, Funny

      Make sure you call Dell and report it and give them the case number, they can flag it in their system as stolen and if anyone calls in on that system's tag...they'll obtain as much info as they can and act like nothings wrong.

      And that's different from how they'll act if you don't report it exactly how?

  19. call the ISP by RJBeery · · Score: 1

    Options...

    1) Lookup on the IP and call the ISP. If they're a smaller company they may be willing to give an address "to the police". With an address (and potentially even a heads-up as to when the criminal is home) you've done most of the hard work for the local law enforcement.

    2) Expand use of the honeypot. Send yourself some nude pics that are apparently from some girl. Then use your imagination to get the guy to meet you somewhere. "Hey stud, I was thinking of you the other day and snapped a couple of pics for ya. I can't wait to see you at the orgy conveniently located in the state to the East of your current location! See you there!!"

  20. Wrong Tree by dennis612b · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know if anyone else has pointed out the person using your laptop probably purchased it at a flea market and isn't the guilty party you're hoping to find. You can't even accuse them of recieving stolen goods.

    1. Re:Wrong Tree by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if anyone else has pointed out the person using your laptop probably purchased it at a flea market and isn't the guilty party you're hoping to find. You can't even accuse them of recieving stolen goods.

      That doesn't matter -- the original owner still has the valid claim on it, and refusal on the new owners part to honour that claim is accessory to theft.
      It's just like if you bought a nice painting at a junk store, and it turned out to be stolen from a museum, you would not be allowed to hang on to the picture, and interfering with returning it could land you in jail.

  21. root it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Find a rootkit and hack your own laptop. From browsing history alone, you should be able to identify the perp. From there, you could file a civil suit against the ass. A civil suit won't put him in jail, but will get you your property back, will bury him/her in legal paperwork, and will certainly get the attention of the judicial system for criminal charges. If all else fails, turn the fucker's tail pipe into a potato gun.

    1. Re:root it by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Or remotely erase the system "rm -rf /" and hope they send it in for repair.

    2. Re:root it by chikanamakalaka · · Score: 1

      Tried this before, it just starts alphabetically and the system stops when /bin is deleted. Information is still quite recoverable.

    3. Re:root it by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Ah so delete user files first, then the boot image, then as much as you can of the rest.

    4. Re:root it by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      You don't even have to root the laptop. Assuming you have (had) a vulnerable Web browser, you could write up a little Web app to sniff browser history. Find a good story that will take a while to read or a long YouTube video to use as bait. Write a convincing email about why you have to visit the site, then send it to your old address.

      In the background, you can generate thousands of random URLs to see if they've been visited (using the link's color to determine if it matches your custom a:visited color).

      Start with MySpace and Facebook.

      Log them in a database (via Ajax) for review later on.

      It's a shame you don't have ssh or vnc running on your laptop...

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  22. I have cases like this a lot by barnyjr · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a cybercrimes detective and computer forensics examiner in a Sheriff's Department and do this all the time. It simply requires a subpoena to the ISP that the IP address returns to. If the campus police and city police won't do it, try your county or state police agencies (both which also have jurisdiction). In my state, all police officers have power anywhere in the state and I could "technically" investigate and/or charge anyone with a crime anywhere in the state. We just don't typically do this because it's stepping on each other's toes. As a county officer though, I frequently investigate crimes involving cases inside city or town limits if that agency doesn't have the capability. If the IP address ends up being from another state, we just contact the local police there to ask for their assistance.

    Keep asking and ask to talk to a supervisor if they are not helping as much as you would like. While there is no obligation from a police agency to necessarily do everything they can on a property crime, most department heads will do what they can to keep the public happy.

    Like others have said though, you may simply get a return to a campus, business, or open wireless network.
    Good luck.

    1. Re:I have cases like this a lot by barnyjr · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't need jurisdiction to investigate it. You send out the subpoena, the ISP responds, and you then contact the local police there to investigate further. Most states also allow prosecution of Internet crimes in either the place of the victim OR suspect. Not to mention, the original theft occurred where the victim is at...

    2. Re:I have cases like this a lot by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Most states also allow prosecution of Internet crimes in either the place of the victim OR suspect.

      Except that stealing a laptop is not an "internet crime". It's just normal theft.

    3. Re:I have cases like this a lot by barnyjr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If he's getting into the person's gmail account, it most certainly is. It's called "computer trespass" in my state.

      But hey, don't take my word for it. I just do it 40 hours per week...

    4. Re:I have cases like this a lot by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I believe the GP is suggesting getting your county or state agency to contact the out of state agency. The out of state agency is far more likely to respond than if an out of state individual contacted them. Its a professional courtesy and/or encourages reciprocation when the positions are reversed.

    5. Re:I have cases like this a lot by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I want to personally say thanks for helping this guy with this. It sucks to have people trying to proactively help authorities juts to receive absolutely no help in return. We NEED this kind of cooperation. When a person has the means to help catch a criminal then ethically we ought to pursue it, otherwise - when I see crimes continually go unpunished with easier rewards than holding a regular job it almost makes sense why you see youth get involved in that nonsense. :/ /soapbox.

      That all said - I've toyed with the idea getting into your industry but haven't actively pursued the idea. What sort of background did you have in getting there?

    6. Re:I have cases like this a lot by barnyjr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well it depends on the agency. For most agencies in my area, you start off as a patrol officer and work your way up. A degree in an IT field or similar will help you stand out, although not always required. Then get ready for LOTS of schools to learn the methodology to not only get the information you're looking for, but to then prepare it for court.

      I know that some agencies in other areas hire non-sworn personnel for computer forensics experts (typically larger departments). Also, the FBI has civilian (non-agent) examiners that have security clearances. They require a degree and likely some previous experience.

    7. Re:I have cases like this a lot by barnyjr · · Score: 1

      While I'm not an attorney that would be the best person to ask this question of, we do have a lot of cases that have both criminal and civil implications...

      I would say that the Salvation Army store would probably not be liable as they are not under obligation to protect a previous owner. In my opinion it would be like trying to sue a car dealership for failing to remove a social security card of the previous owner from the glove box. The original owner failed to protect himself and then likely lost any claim to action against anyone else.

      Unless of course the store stated that they would "prepare" the systems to be ready for new owners by wiping them clean.

      Even though they might not be liable, it's still sad that the manager wouldn't allow a few extra minutes to try to get rid of the personal info. Most people are ignorant of exactly how much they are giving away when they dispose of an old system.

    8. Re:I have cases like this a lot by iammani · · Score: 4, Funny

      So you trespass 40 hours a week? What job do you do?

    9. Re:I have cases like this a lot by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      He didn't stipulate that it was his job. He didn't even stipulate that it was in the daytime.

      Or that he was fully clothed.

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    10. Re:I have cases like this a lot by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      NSA employee. Either that or High School sysadmin

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  23. Here it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    127.0.0.1. That's odd, it seems to be finding... me. Oh man, don't tell the cops.

  24. Civil action by KiahZero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not legal advice, but you might consider that there is not only a criminal case against the thief, but also a civil case. If you want it back badly enough, you may be able to get a local lawyer to initiate a civil action against the John Doe and subpoena the university to get the identity of the person in possession of the laptop (you could also do this yourself, but it could be very easy for a non-lawyer to make a fatal mistake when going up against the general counsel of a university to enforce the subpoena, assuming they don't just give in, so I don't really think I'd recommend it). That not only identifies who it is so that you could potentially get it returned through the civil court system, it also may increase the likelihood of the police doing something.

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    1. Re:Civil action by b0r0din · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Btw, the police doing something is not always the best option. Half the time they will try to nail YOU for something you did on that laptop, be that having some hacked software or pornography. It's an unfortunate state of affairs in this country.

  25. Lucky! by dr.+chuck+bunsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take the opportunity to buy a decent laptop.

  26. Change the nature of the action by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not just theft of the laptop,

    They have illegally used Thunderbird to gain access to your e-mail account.

    That means they have gained access to both the laptop and your e-mail account without authorization.

    Maybe you don't need to stop with the police. File a suitable civil action, and get a court order to compel the ISP to reveal the information.

    Not just theft of property, but gaining access to 2 computer systems without authorization, aka 2 accounts of computer fraud and abuse, AND 1 count of theft/conversion.

    1. Re:Change the nature of the action by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you were Sarah Palin, they would get 5 years in prison.

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    2. Re:Change the nature of the action by mysidia · · Score: 1

      P.S. Or if you really want to be a vigilante, drop an e-mail message containing a trojan horse inside your mailbox, that the laptop will download, to enable lojack-like functionality.

      Only you know your exact computer config and what it might take to get code to be run. Probably this requires exploiting some unknown vulnerability in Thunderbird though, and requires the person to actually read the message (Difficulty level: Mad Supergenius Level III)

    3. Re:Change the nature of the action by Technician · · Score: 1

      Using the illegal access to your email, this may be a case of attempted stolen ID. Load your email account with some fake business transactions and request a response needed for the delivery of the new plasma screen TV. Get a valid delivery address, name of the signer, etc, and send in the squad.

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    4. Re:Change the nature of the action by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's a brilliant idea, but it would take a really dumb thief to give their real address, rather than the address of some temporary 'drop point' in a different city :-)

    5. Re:Change the nature of the action by Technician · · Score: 1

      Ive seen this used for a vacation rental in a time share once. The prepaid time slot was in 3 weeks at the resort 100 miles away. They checked in and the police checked them out. Some items don't work on a drop address. They are the best bait.

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  27. mod parent UP by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Interesting

    post the IP. let the internet hate machine do its thing. trust us, it's for the best. you will probably have your laptop back in less than a week, with hilarious results.

    1. Re:mod parent UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not this -- The thief will simply sell the laptop making it harder to track, you're better off not tipping your hand until you have your hands around them.

  28. You just need to be more interesting by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't care about the laptop, its just Hugh Hefner is going to be pissed if you don't get his pictures back. Won't work, but at least you and the cops will have more fun as they ignore you.

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  29. Subpoena... I do it all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    First, find out if small claims court in your state has subpoena power (it varies from state to state).

    If it does, file a "John Doe" case in small claims court. If not, file a "John Doe" case in regular court. You sue the John Doe for "common law conversion" of the laptop.

    After the case is filed, then get a subpoena from the clerk of the court, and serve it on the ISP that has the IP address, requiring them to ID the customer who was using that IP at that date/time.

    Easy as pie.

  30. Re:You are an idiot by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    Right because I'm sure we all carry large bags with us at all times... If it was parked in a university parking lot think of all of the reasons why you wouldn't want to take it in.

    Oddly enough not everyone can really lug a 20 pound bag around with all their possible valuables in it. While its true that a car isn't exactly safe, one would think that people wouldn't break into a car simply to get a $600 piece of technology...

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  31. Threaten them by psalm33 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You have an IP, you have a vague location, and you have an e-mail address that the perp is likely reading. If you can't get law enforcement to do anything about it, and all else fails, they don't have to know that. Send an e-mail telling them that the laptop they are using is stolen property, you have the IP address, which can be used to track their exact location, then give them the location info that you have been able to track. Tell them that you are giving them one chance to respond personally and arrange for return of the stolen property before you contact the authorities to have them arrested. Remind them of the severe criminal penalties for such a theft, and you can even throw in some digital crime mumbo-jumbo (which may or may not actually be prosecutable), to trump up the charges to felony.

    The ability to communicate with the possible thief (or eventual owner) is a powerful thing, so if you can't find any other route, don't waste that chance. If it's already been resold, then the new owner may be more than willing to negotiate a return. I had my laptop stolen early last year, and after endlessly calling pawn shops, scouring Craigslist and Ebay for months, we finally gave up. I was perfectly willing to take matters in to my own hands if I saw it turn up on ebay or craigslist, knowing full well that the local Police as much as admitted there was little they could do about it.

    1. Re:Threaten them by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Email them code words..
      Then this:
      http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

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    2. Re:Threaten them by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      If they know someone's on their case, they'll just get spooked and get rid of the evidence.

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    3. Re:Threaten them by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the law is like where he is but when we had that option in Ontario the cop said that once you've contacted the thief yourself good luck getting the police involved in any way afterwards.
      Any form of negotiation, even to say "If you don't, I'm calling the police." transforms it from a criminal to a civil suit, at least according to him.

  32. User and thief may not be the same person by michael_cain · · Score: 1

    How can I get my laptop back -- and more importantly -- stop this criminal in his tracks?

    There is at least a reasonable chance that the person currently using the laptop bought it from the original thief. Or bought it from a pawn shop where the original thief disposed of it. If such is the case, you may recover your property after a court appearance or two, but would be unlikely to stop the thief, who has pocketed their profit and moved on.

    1. Re:User and thief may not be the same person by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      So, I buy what turns out to be a stolen laptop for $500. The cops show up and take my new laptop away and give it back to it's rightful owner. I don't get my $500 back.

      Personally, if this happened to me, I'd be more than willing to co-operate with the police. "Yeah, I bought it from this guy named Tony I saw on Craigslist. This is his phone number."

  33. step 1? by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what's the ip address? you could post it here and get some "help" in more ways than one.

    Setting that aside for the moment, the first thing you should be doing is tracerouting the ip address and doing a lookup on it also to see who owns it. That should get you a geographic location and a contact. Figure out who the ISP is and contact them directly. They are almost guaranteed to say they won't give you customer information, expect that. BUT, they are almost certainly used to these sorts of things already, and will know the name and number of their local police department or sheriff you need to contact to GET that request. (THEFT if a matter of jurisdiction, but possession of stolen property is a local matter) Sometimes the ISP requires a subpoena, sometimes they're used to it enough that a fax from the local sheriff on their letterhead will do the trick. Usually they won't give YOU the information, but they will give it to the law enforcement agent. Hopefully, if it was the one the isp recommended to you in the first place, that should be a person experienced in handing this sort of issue, knows what an IP address is etc, and can at least somewhat sympathize with your situation.

    All that considered, you may still be crap out of luck if it turns out to be the open wifi at Starbucks. But then again it may pull up a specific home address somewhere. (most thieves are less technical than the police you've been dealing with, and don't forget it's entirely possible your computer has already been sold and is in the hands of a soccer mom or a friend of the thief or through a pawn shop already) Be sure you have EXACT DATE AND TIME to go with the IP addresses, since DHCP leases on cable modems expire and change from time to time. The ISP SHOULD have record of who had what IP when, but don't bet the farm on them keeping that information indefinitely, so you need to act fast. It's very challenging, although possible, to track down a wifi user.

    Bonus info: nmap has a very nice OS fingerprint feature that can often guess what is at the end of an ip address. It may say something like "busybox linux vers xxx" indicating a router. or it may say "Mac OS X 10.5" or it may say "windows xp sp 1" etc. If it gives a computer and not a router, you can think more positive.

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  34. Post IP address on 4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You know they're better than the FBI.

  35. wait... if it was $5 of crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    or a similar amount of weed they might find and raid the address. its incredible that, yes, the police are not here to help us, even when it just makes common sense that they should, yet they choose not too. in most countries they exist simply to make money

  36. IP addresses are tricky. by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

    Even if we assume that the thief knows zilch about IP addresses or even computers (i.e. stole it to make a quick buck, unbeknowest of the value of the item or the information it contains), it's tough to get even a reasonably approximate location from the IP address alone. Geolocation could give you a potential lead, but (a) I have no idea if one can exploit the API to find the location of a device using IP address alone and (b) it utilizes the position of other devices, such as GPS receivers and the wireless AP the computer might be connected to, to triangulate its position.

    The best you can hope for is that the IP addresses you collected belong to an ISP pool, since you could theoretically have the police subpoena that ISP for more details (like the vicinity that pool belongs to, or maybe an exact location if it's a static IP). While improbable, a thief that's actually savvy about how this works would probably obfuscate that to close up that hole. Or if the police even care enough to go through all that work; keep in mind that it's highly possible that many, many folks lose valuable items every single day and hope that the police invests time in recovering them.

    If it's a college town or somewhere even remotely urban, I would check your local Craiglist or ask your pawn shops to see if your item turns up. In the future, it might be a good idea to place a sticker or some other identifiable, but subtle, marker to remove any doubt that it belongs to you. As another poster suggested, insurance is a worthwhile investment if/when you purchase your next notebook. Unfortunately, hindsight is always 20/20.

    On a slightly unrelated note, is it true that Apple can track their laptops by serial number?

    Good luck!

    1. Re:IP addresses are tricky. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      AFAIK Apple just has a database so if your Apple device is stolen you report it.
      If it ever gets an upgrade, service or repair in theory the number is entered and will be seen as flagged.
      Be fun to offer an OS that sent a serial number. MAC and IP out a few times per day, report it stole and it logged.

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  37. and plan better for the next time. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe I'm paranoid. Or maybe I just really want to reign hell down on whom ever steals my laptop.

    First, most thieves are dumb, they're not going to wipe it. They're going to sell it as fast as possible to get cash.

    All of this is free and open source and should work on Mac and Linux, not sure how to create services in Windows.

    1) Prey Project. An OSS theft recovery tool. Uses google geo location, web camera if it comes installed.
    2) AutoSSH. I have an autossh run as a service that creates a link between my home router and my laptop. ssh -R 2222:127.0.0.1:22 home.example.com. So no matter where I leave my laptop, if it can get out to the internet, I can ssh into it from my home router.
    3) OpenVPN. AutoSSH * 10. No matter where my laptop is, it IS no my home network. Leave it at a friend's house.
    4) Keylogger. . I have a launchd (cron) set up to sftp me the log every day and then restart the log.

    So now I know: 1) Where my laptop is and possibly have a photo of who is using it. 2 & 3) Can access my laptop and play fun tricks 4) Know exactly what said person is up to and when they login to gmail, facebook, etc. I have their passwords.

    Sadly my laptop hasn't been stolen yet.

    1. Re:and plan better for the next time. by mtm_king · · Score: 1

      I am using Prey Project. I had a netbook taken from a motel room. Two hours of watching surveillance video it seemed to indicate it had to be the maid. But I could not even prove that the netbook was there. After my limited research/testing I have Prey running on two laptops and my Droid. Yes, it does run on Linux. The price is right, too. Very low overhead and seems well written.

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    2. Re:and plan better for the next time. by noc007 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for sharing. This cuts down on my research time to do the same. :)

    3. Re:and plan better for the next time. by IICV · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. The fence will boot up the laptop, see that it's not already running Windows, and stick in a pirated WinXP install disk. They aren't going to fuck around with Linux, and they probably aren't going to be able to move it if it's not running Windows.

      Once you've figured out how to make the BIOS do all this, then we're talking.

    4. Re:and plan better for the next time. by Recovery1 · · Score: 1

      Not if they have booting from anything but the hard drive enabled and the bios locked out. You can't remove the CMOS batteries in them anymore to reset things either. It's locked and not even the manufacturer can unlock it so you must ABSOLUTELY NOT lose your password or you have a $1000 paperweight. There is also a hard drive option that will lock up if the hard drive is removed from the laptop. Stick a new hard drive into it and it will not boot. Put the existing hard drive in another machine and it won't unlock unless you supply the password.

      Oh, almost forgot. There's already a program out there that you pay $50 subscription to that adds many of the features for laptop recovery into the BIOS. Can't think of the name off the top of my head though.

      In short, these new laptops are much more capable of being secured then the generations past. If secured, like mine, some idle thief is not just going to walk up and contaminate my lappy with their slimy XP disk.

    5. Re:and plan better for the next time. by silverpig · · Score: 2, Funny

      It might even be worth the $200 to go buy a netbook, load it with all this keylogger/ssh/monitor stuff and leave it somewhere to see what happens to it.

    6. Re:and plan better for the next time. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Maybe I'm paranoid.

      So set your laptop up with full-disk encryption and a dead man's switch.

      > Or maybe I just really want to reign hell down on whom ever steals my laptop.

      In that case, set up the dead man's switch to install Microsoft Windows. I'll leave picking which *version* of Windows the DMS should install as an exercise for the astute reader.

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    7. Re:and plan better for the next time. by salvador.mrf · · Score: 1

      Software is nice, but formatting the disk makes all software protections/sytems goes away. Using a GPS/GSM module with SIM card, inside the laptop (for example internal PCI) is a better way to locate stolen laptops and other devices. In opengpstracker the "system" even sends you a SMS when the hardware is moving at certain velocity. Also you can SMS for GPS location, or las know GPS location.

    8. Re:and plan better for the next time. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      You over estimate thieves. Ghetto banger thugs that are looking for a quick score aren't going to have an XP disk floating around. Second I DON'T RUN LINUX. I just stated that those should work for linux. I use OS X. No one is going to steal a MacBookPro and wipe it attempting to put Windows on it. Same with pawn shop, etc. People know what a Mac is. Not to mention I removed the DVD drive so you'd have to have a USB DVD drive AND a Windows CD.

      And to the person below, yes I have a guest account enabled that allows you to do everything you could want. When it first boots to the login screen it has my name and then it has "Guest."

      If you login to "Guest", Chrome and Safari launch themselves. So even if you don't recognize their icons, you should recognize a web page when it's open.

      And if you DID have Linux, just install a basic XP on a partition, have it default in grub, have it login automatically and install all the crap onto that.

  38. Contact people. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
    This is a good start - but don't withhold names of the university or the officials involved.
    • Document everyone you contact - including names, and exactly what they say. If you don't live in one of the 12 states that disallows it without two-way permission, record the conversation.
    • Contact the AG for the city and ask them why this can't be pursued.
    • Contact local newspaper reporters. Many local newspapers are available in print and online; even if they won't print something,sometimes they'll publish it online.
    • Contact local TV news -- they love this kind of special interest stuff, it makes a great 2 minute blurb to stuff between sports and weather
    • Don't be shy -- tell your story to anyone who will listen. Just make sure you stick to verifiable facts.
    • Find the ISP (you should be able to from the address block) and wait on hold as long as it takes to talk to a human with authority and explain what you need. They might be able to give you additional ways to follow up, even if they can't release the info without court order. Follow the email path here too.

    It often seems that crimes involving computers are shuffled to the bottom quickly and quietly -- I suspect it's because the people involved often don't have the know-how to pursue the case. Perhaps if we stopped letting them get away with it, change can come...

    1. Re:Contact people. by bronney · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the China Human Search Engine would do if we post more info on the thief, if not all the info on the people who said "we can't do anything about this". Next time I am in the states I am sure going to snatch some shit when people not looking. This story tells me "it's ok to steal small electronic items".

  39. Get the police to help you! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    From an anonymous computer in the library, e-mail your old e-mail account a picture of yourself playing in the tub at age 3.

    Wait for them to access your e-mail account again.

    Call the police, and report an incident of downloaded child porn.

    They will get your laptop back FOR you.

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  40. My laptop security by Jack9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My Mac Powerbook takes a picture every time it wakes up or is rebooted, then stores the picture. If there is a network connection, (any stored) pics are emailed to me along with a text containing the IP and timestamp, then the pics are deleted from the Mac. While it's likely that someone may disable this feature, it's unlikely that it will be before it gives me what I need to find them. In other news, anyone want to buy a couple thousand candid pictures of me (and some other people) opening my laptop?

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    1. Re:My laptop security by sgtspacemonkey · · Score: 1

      I have heard about this via mobile me, but your approach sounds even better, can you advise me more knowledgeable one on how i can do this. Maybe I will get a candid of my wife for once.

    2. Re:My laptop security by value_added · · Score: 1

      If someone started taking my picture every time I woke up or sat down to do work, I'd probably punch them in the face until they stopped. ;-)

    3. Re:My laptop security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      just curious, how did you set this up?

    4. Re:My laptop security by sgtspacemonkey · · Score: 1

      At what price would you allow it, or would you even be smart enough to know.

    5. Re:My laptop security by Jack9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have tried a number of utilities. The most effective daemon has been sleepwatcher from http://www.bernhard-baehr.de/
      Which basically just runs a ~/.wakeup or ~/.sleep if it exists.
      // Process item looks like:
      /usr/local/sbin/sleepwatcher -d -V -s /etc/rc.sleep -w /etc/rc.wakeup

      That bash script ~/.wakeup is where I do data collection;this is a rough approximation:
      // Google iSightCapture
      /sbin/iSightCapture /output/file
      // This gets the OS to try all hardline/wifi networks, which it doesnt have after waking as some kind of side-effect to the powersaving feature
      ping -c 1 google.com
      sleep 20
      ping -c 1 google.com
      // Then the meaty script
      /bin/scriptbin meatyscript

      The meaty script does everything else.
      // Run ping from myscript and check output
      // If cli ping shows no route to host
      // mv /output/file /output/file.timestamp
      // else
      // find all files in /output/file.*
      // Mail with cc to alt mail address and attach 3 most recent images in /output/ (I dont want to hose my own network or have the mail rejected)

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    6. Re:My laptop security by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Open source it for Mac, Windows and Linux devs to work on and hide well in any modern OS or device.
      Thanks

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    7. Re:My laptop security by mnj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, your Mac Powerbook doesn't have a web camera. Love my 6 year old powerbook, but it doesn't have a webcam. They started installing webcams around when they started calling them Macbooks

    8. Re:My laptop security by Gnitset · · Score: 1

      What method are you using to send the mail?
      Do you just assume that the isp doesn't block port 25 outgoing?

      I have a similar system but it uploads the pictures via http-post (over ssl with client-certificate authentication)

    9. Re:My laptop security by nFriedly · · Score: 1

      Can you elaborate on how you did this?

  41. Send an email to that account by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

    If the thief is reading your email, you can send an email to that account along the lines of, "Hey [your name here], I got that weed you want, meet me at [a nearby park] and we can do some business." The Thief shows up, and so do you with a baseball bat and a couple of friends. You probably won't get your laptop back, but you can get some ... satisfaction...

  42. Your answer, Sir by Khyber · · Score: 1

    First, this is across state lines. Federal. This is also Unauthorized Access/Use of a Computer. Again, I think there's a federal statue against that.

    You call the LOCAL (to the IP address) Federal authorities. If they say they won't help you after you've given them all the relevant information, you ask for their name, full. Then you tell them they've become an accomplice in this by refusing to comply with the law, and that you're going to get them arrested for accessory after the fact.

    Then you call a lawyer and proceed to file a civil lawsuit against that agent.

    You will have your laptop recovered. If you're not ballsy enough to badger the feds, then just give up and buy a new laptop.

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  43. ssh? by freezway · · Score: 1

    Did you have ssh installed? if so, login in in the middle of the night and do something similar to this: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png

  44. Re:Post the IP address - SSH? by rarrar · · Score: 1

    Do you have ssh enabled?

  45. You have won first prize! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Thats right! A new house and a 100000 dollar boat also free beer and hookers for one year.

    All you have to do is go to this address with your brand new laptop and the rest will be taken care of.

  46. Good news and bad news by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

    The good news is sometimes the police, vendors, or crafty network/system admins actually catch thieving scumbags. Tell Dell the system is stolen, and let them flag it as such in their system. Call your anti-virus vendor, and have them flag the system as stolen and they can track when the system checks-in for updates. File a police report in your local municipality and with campus security, document the serial number, MAC address, etc. Call local pawn shops and report the serial number as stolen, which may not help at all without some sort of police report. Google for some advice on recovering stolen property from pawn shops. It is, however, a long shot to actually recover stolen property from a pawn shop. Personally, I would even report the GMail account as compromised to Google, and explain your circumstances to the GMail support team.

    The bad news is, after you put all this time and effort into recovering your laptop, you won't just get it back. If recovered by the police, the laptop will spend the rest of its usable life stowed away in an evidence locker. The police won't just hand your laptop back to you. At some point, depending on how much your time is worth, the number of hours spent tracking down your laptop will exceed the actual value of the laptop. Realistically, you still won't have the laptop in hand when it is all said, and done.

    Automobile insurance typically only cover personal property, if it is permanently affixed in your car. In other words, you can get a new car stereo, if that happens to be stolen. Your laptop, on the other hand, is usually out of the question for recovery under an automobile insurance policy. If you have decent homeowner's or renter's insurance that would be your best bet in recovering, at least a portion of, your laptop's value.

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  47. Porn is the answer by Rixel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just find a bunch of nude pics of a girl, and start sending them with some story about how it was so great to meet you at the bar and the night in the hotel was great and all that...
    Make it a slow build up, then ask for the address so you can send him a special video...... ....that's how I got caught.

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  48. GO TO THE MEDIA!!! by multimediavt · · Score: 1
    1. Contact the office of student affairs and/or the President or Provost of the university and explain to them what is going on (email will work)
    2. Contact the university's office of legal counsel, not student legal aid, the lawyers for the university and explain to them what's going on (phone call here)
    3. If neither of those options work, contact your local media and explain to them what happened and how the university is IGNORING YOU

    I will guarantee option three above will work quickly and effectively if the /. post wasn't enough. There's nothing a university hates more than negative press. I learned years ago, that if a government or private agency is NOT dong their job, make sure everyone knows and things change mighty quick!

  49. Get a judgement by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    File a small claims case. This will give you a cock large enough to send out letters called "subpenis" or something like that. Seriously, research what you can do about evidence discovery regarding your small claims case. You'll find that you can compel the ISP to give you the identity of their customer, which you can fill-in on the court case.

    Send the fucker the summons to court. You'll probably find out that he bought a laptop from a buddy of a buddy. Too bad, you can just tell him that you'll take him for the laptop, and for damaging your data on the laptop. Or he can just settle and give you the laptop back.

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    1. Re:Get a judgement by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      And if the guy doesn't want to cooperate, go through with the case and get a judgment.

      You can take that judgment to the Sheriff of his county. They'll kick in his door at 6AM on a Sunday morning and retrieve your property or failing that, they will identify and seize property which they can sell at auction and compensate you after they get their cut.

      In that case, you'll want to be there when the Sheriff kicks in the door, because you can help the deputy identify things which might sell well at auction.

      Seriously, this shit can be a lot of fun.

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  50. "Kind of deserved it"??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think CorporalKlinger needs to learn the first rule of owning tech devices - don't leave them unattended in a car. If you can't observe basic security of your own devices then you kind of deserve to have it stolen.

    Never leave anything in the car unattended. Hmmm. So, by that logic you can then never leave the car itself unattended, because you are asking to have it stolen?

    You forgot to remind them that they shouldn't dress in any way that another person might find sexy, because then they "kind of deserve to" be raped.

    (not sure if CorporalKlinger is female or just wears women's clothes)

    1. Re:"Kind of deserved it"??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It isn't really a strawman. You were blaming the victim. He's pointing out other common examples of victim-blaming.

    2. Re:"Kind of deserved it"??! by victorhooi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      heya,

      Yeah, I have to say, sortius_nod that you are being a bit of a tool here, mate.

      Look, while I normally advocate that people need to take responsibility for their actions - this isn't like he left his house unlocked or something. He locked his car, it just so happened they probably smashed the window and got in and started searching for things.

      I have absolutely no respect for people like that, and I really hope he does find them, and they have to face a court and explain why they stole.

      The victim here is obviously happy to do legwork to get his belongings back, and it's not like he came here to whine about how unfair it was - he simply came here for advice, so the nice thing to do is to offer him whatever help we can.

      Cheers,
      Victor

    3. Re:"Kind of deserved it"??! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      You are right....

      I leave piles of $100.00 bills all over the seats of my car, with the windows down and bars of gold on the hood.

      Dont leave things visible, you reduce the change of it getting stolen.

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    4. Re:"Kind of deserved it"??! by Eravau · · Score: 1

      (not sure if CorporalKlinger is female or just wears women's clothes)

      This should answer that question - http://fupaper.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/klinger2.jpg

    5. Re:"Kind of deserved it"??! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Someone should have told this to the Toronto police during the G8.

      Might have saved a few burned out cop cars.

    6. Re:"Kind of deserved it"??! by godrik · · Score: 1

      well, despite I totally agree without you that you don't deserve to have your laptop stolen for leaving it into a car, I won't leave anything of value to be seen in my car...

  51. Re:You are an idiot by bronney · · Score: 1

    Hey bro, where you usually hang out? I wanna come check your car out.

  52. Assume they are as stupid as they are. by stinkydog · · Score: 1

    Place an email on the account the laptop is checking:

    The RAM/Bike/Boat you sold me is working perfectly, but I have misplaced your address. Please let me know where to send the $300 cash.

    Once you have an address, you have something to talk to the police about.

    SD

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    1. Re:Assume they are as stupid as they are. by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      screw the police, go get the laptop and pick up a few other stolen gadgets for personal use from the bastard that stole it while you are there.

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  53. File a civil suit for discovery of the IP address by jordandeamattson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can handle this outside of the criminal justice process for a fair amount of the process.

    File a civil suit against "Joe Doe and Does 1 to N, etc." (just like the RIAA) for theft of private property and asking for a judgement ordering the return of the property, etc. In tandem with that, file a request for a subpoena with the ISP to whom this IP belongs for the associated address.

    Because the filing of the suit, getting the subpoena, etc., is going to take some time, you should send a letter to the ISP informing them that the subpoena will be coming shortly and that you are informing them of their responsibility to preserve evidence in a pending civil suit.

    Once you have the name and address of the party in question, you should do two things:

    First, file a formal criminal complaint with the local police and DA concerning stolen property which is being used in their jurisdiction. The original theft may not be their concern, but the receipt of stolen property is there concern.

    Second, file a request for in civil court for an order requiring the return of stolen property at address X. Once you have this court order, you can go and get a sheriff (usually at a cost to you) to accompany you to this address and force them to open up and show you it isn't there.

    Too often people forget their are parallel legal systems - civil and criminal - in this country and fail to realize that they have control. The RIAA does and takes advantage of it. Why shouldn't you?

  54. Heck, if they're checking your email... by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    Email yourself something enticing, like that you won something from the local radio station and let them know they need to come claim it in person at a specific time. Something tempting like an ipod. Then you wait their with your sledgehammer (the law or perhaps a real sledgehammer). It works all the time for the law and really dumb criminals who skipped on their bail.

    Personally, I'd bet the current owner bought it off eBay or at the local pawn shop. Have you checked eBay for similar listings? Opening your email 4 times is probably just the person poking around the computer trying to figure out why they can't run internet explorer.

  55. Take it into your own hands. by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

    Put a baseball bat in your car. Contact the ISP that owns the IP address to find out where it was broadcasted from. Go to the place, and wait. Then, take out the baseball bat and, well, you get the idea.

    Or, remote desktop in and mess with them.

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    1. Re:Take it into your own hands. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Put a baseball bat in your car. Contact the ISP that owns the IP address to find out where it was broadcasted from. Go to the place, and wait. Then, take out the baseball bat and, well, you get the idea.

      Oh FFS, why do you yanks always have to resort to violence.

      If you're happy to break the law, why not do something that is more likely to produce a favourable outcome. Wait until said low life leaves, break into his house, take your lappy, check the fridge for muffins, leave a muffin of your own on his couch and bugger off over the state border before he knows what hit him. What's this idiot going to do, ring the cops and claim you stole the notebook he stole from you?

      If you try to attack him with a bit of sporting equipment you'll likely end up a geek shaped smear, twitching on his front lawn.

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    2. Re:Take it into your own hands. by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      Not all geeks are puny. Some of us are tall, large and muscular. And the violence, well, its just more fun that way.

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  56. Computrace? by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

    We're a Dell shop at work and by default, all "road warriors" have Computrace installed on their machines.

    While it doesn't happen often, we do suffer a loss due to theft now and then.

    My experience has been that the local PD is very helpful and sends a copy of the police report to Computrace, exchanges contact data, and at least professes interest in recovering the laptop.

    Worst case; we get a check in 6 months if the unit is not found.

    I know this is a little late for you now, but if your insurance replaces the unit, you might want to add the $$ for CT.

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  57. Better idea for CorporalKlinger by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on CorporalKlinger - you know they're reading your mail - work with it. Do I have to get Radar to bail you out?

    1. Create email account hotchick2010@gmail.com
    2. Email your old email account saying something along the lines of how hotchick2010 misses "you", but hotchick2010 is glad that "you" found someone else, and btw - remember that friend of hotchick2010 who lives in $TARGET_AREA who you thought was so hot ... she's single now, and wants to know if you know anyone from $TARGET_AREA who might be interested.
    3. Thief will email hot chick2010 to set up a meet with "your" friemd.

    Bonus points if you pull a real Corporal Klinger and go in a dress. Either way, bring a camera. And a few friends. Make him wish he was in Toledo.

    1. Re:Better idea for CorporalKlinger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      bring condoms

    2. Re:Better idea for CorporalKlinger by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      sounds like a good plan, what do you do once he is there though, only take a picture, most wont be able to just do that, then chaos ensues!

    3. Re:Better idea for CorporalKlinger by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If the system doesn't care about getting his laptop to him, why should he go to court?

      Maybe the camera is for the kangaroo court of public opinion - Youtube. ;)

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    4. Re:Better idea for CorporalKlinger by operagost · · Score: 1

      This was modded funny, but actually I like this idea a lot better than the RIAA one.

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  58. What does the university have to do with this? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, so the laptop was stolen on school grounds. But the problem is now to locate and recover it from another state. The school cops have jurisdiction on school grounds and keep the peace there. So if the laptop turns out to be on another campus you could try the cops in THAT school (though it seems unlikely, since the person holding the laptop is using a service). Don't expect the cops at the school where it was lifted to go out of their way to chase down stolen property in another state, outside their jurisdiction. Once you have a specific thing to ask for (like trying to get the location from the ISP and forward that info to the cops of local jurisdiction there) maybe they'll do it - and maybe not.

    Got the report number? You (or a lawyer) might be able to get the ISP to cough up the info with that, or get started on getting a court order if they're reticent.

    (You might also try the county sheriff. In some states they have overriding jurisdiction on school grounds. File a crime report with them, too.)

    = = = =

    The laptop is phoning home from an apparently static IP address - or a long-duration connection. Can you remotely log into it? If so you might be able to do things like turn on the microphone, look at files the new user is taking notes in, or follow his browsing. Does it have a built-in camera? Does it have any remote administration or monitoring software installed - or could you install some remotely?

    Does it have built-in WiFi and if so do you have the MAC address of it? (You could probably get it by that hypothetical remote login if you don't have it recorded.) If the WiFi is on or can be turned on and if you can get the neighborhood information you could then sniff the location when nearby. (That would also help the cops with jurisdiction in the area if you go along with them to sniff it when they want to bust it. Gives 'em probable cause.)

    Note that IANAL. So I could be talking through my Stetson.

    Check with a lawyer if you can find one with the appropriate specialization. If you're a student at that university you might have legal advice resources available through them. Or if they have a law school ask who among the faculty is expert on this and talk to that prof. Academics sometimes like to help, especially where the law is squishy. B-)

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    1. Re:What does the university have to do with this? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Clue: He's using a Dell.

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    2. Re:What does the university have to do with this? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      The IP most likely is part of the suspect's University block... indicating that University = ISP.

  59. Forget About It by damn_registrars · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hate to say it, but you're not going to get the police anywhere to take interest in your problem. They have other things they see as more important and you're just some "punk college kid" to them.

    Learn your lessons from this. Backup your files regularly. Get good insurance on your car and your laptop. Secure your laptop as well as possible anytime you leave it somewhere out of reach.

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  60. Sue them by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    There is nothing the police will do. You can give them the address of the person, and they'll "get around to it." But you can sue them in court. File a small claims case against John Doe if you can. File it for the value of the laptop (slightly depreciated if you have to make sure it's under the small claims limit) then use that court case to issue subpoenas to the registered owner of those IPs. Perhaps hire a IP if that IP is owned by someone that allows multiple access (like a library or whatever), but in most cases, thieves are stupid and he'll be at his house.

    That's the only way you'll ever get his real name or your laptop back. As for stopping him, short of killing him, unless it's his 3rd felony in a 3-strikes state, he'll not see the inside of prison for a non-violent offense like that. So an arrest and conviction wouldn't stop him from doing anything.

    Sue or move on.

  61. The sound of a million traceroutes by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    The poor thief is being slashdotted.

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    1. Re:The sound of a million traceroutes by socceroos · · Score: 1

      That made my day - thanks.

  62. Re:You are an idiot by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        That's why they invented roller bags. When I'm traveling, the laptop goes everywhere with me, or is safely locked away. Leaving your laptop in a car isn't the best idea. It (obviously) looked like a good target, and was therefore stolen.

        People will break into cars for almost anything that they consider of value. Someone busted out the window of my car once, to steal about $3 in loose change, and the $75 radio. My auto insurance covered both the window and the radio, but wouldn't pay for the loose change. That taught me to park where lots of people can see my car, versus the nice spot in the shade where my car wouldn't turn into an oven while I was working.

     

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  63. Think! A idiot's Dell laptop - who cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That was a prototype - this is a $500 -$1000 laptop. Apple probably spend $1M on its product launch - advertisements and all that. And this is a used laptop (though new) worth less that what the buyer paid for it.

    How much time do you want the police to spend on a idiot who leaves his laptop in his car ?

    @$50K per cop, and them working 20 days a month, the police cost $50,000/20/12 = $208.00.

    So lets see, a brand new dell, and a burglary that harmed no one physically or some murder or rape investigation???

  64. What I heard... by false_sense_of_sec · · Score: 1

    ..."I'm a marketing student-- My experiment is to post a story about a stolen laptop on a popular geek site, and track the response of hits to the IP posted over the next several days"

  65. Triangulation? by ubercow · · Score: 1

    ok, I'm basing this off of an anecdote/tech story I've read off slashdot or some text file long ago, but from what I remember ping can be roughly translated to distance by using some formula referencing speed of light. Now expanding on this, get 3+ users in surrounding states to ping this IP and have them give their geolocation. draw circles from these points and see if you can find any intersections, you might get a rough idea where the person is, perhaps what county they're in.

    1. Re:Triangulation? by socceroos · · Score: 1

      There is too many variables for this to be an accurate triangulation. Easy example is to try it on your own IP. At best you're going to get a suburb sized area. Nothing better than what you've currently got.

  66. DON'T GO TO THE MEDIA. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    You go to the media and Mr. Thief is going to take his new laptop and dump it in a dumpster next time he catches the news.

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    1. Re:DON'T GO TO THE MEDIA. by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Possibly. But, the university may also replace the laptop for all the BS the student is going through just to avoid the publicity nightmare.

      Again, I've seen this tactic work, repeatedly, at the university I have worked at for the last 15 years. But, what do I know, right?

  67. Re:You are an idiot by endymion.nz · · Score: 1

    People will break into cars to steal alcohol, cigarettes, cash, sunglasses, cellphones, wallets, whatever they can see.

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  68. ping! it's online. by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ping 208.102.223.137
    PING 208.102.223.137 (208.102.223.137): 56 data bytes
    64 bytes from 208.102.223.137: icmp_seq=0 ttl=49 time=91.270 ms
    64 bytes from 208.102.223.137: icmp_seq=1 ttl=49 time=102.547 ms
    64 bytes from 208.102.223.137: icmp_seq=2 ttl=49 time=85.332 ms
    64 bytes from 208.102.223.137: icmp_seq=3 ttl=49 time=91.327 ms

    traceroute to 208.102.223.137 (208.102.223.137), 64 hops max, 52 byte packets

      7 pos-0-10-0-0-cr01.denver.co.ibone.comcast.net (68.86.86.22) 44.308 ms 36.699 ms 26.050 ms
      8 pos-0-7-0-0-cr01.dallas.tx.ibone.comcast.net (68.86.86.210) 72.804 ms 70.635 ms 86.250 ms
      9 pos-0-1-0-0-pe01.1950stemmons.tx.ibone.comcast.net (68.86.86.94) 85.642 ms 80.102 ms 83.993 ms
    10 sl-st31-dal-0-5-2-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.25.33) 75.552 ms 85.975 ms 69.215 ms
    11 sl-crs2-fw-0-6-3-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.19.179) 91.875 ms
            sl-crs1-fw-0-6-5-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.19.59) 74.784 ms
            sl-crs3-fw-0-0-2-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.18.73) 96.481 ms
    12 sl-crs2-atl-0-8-0-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.18.148) 166.932 ms
            sl-crs1-atl-0-8-0-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.18.146) 143.757 ms
            sl-crs2-fw-0-7-0-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.1.46) 72.344 ms
    13 sl-crs1-atl-0-6-0-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.8.20) 167.941 ms 109.164 ms
            sl-crs2-atl-0-8-0-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.18.148) 116.084 ms
    14 sl-crs1-dc-0-4-0-1.sprintlink.net (144.232.8.147) 110.353 ms
            sl-st31-ash-0-2-0-0.sprintlink.net (144.232.25.15) 111.318 ms
            sl-crs2-dc-0-4-0-1.sprintlink.net (144.232.8.161) 151.998 ms
    15 sl-cinci3-362168-0.sprintlink.net (144.228.205.54) 110.992 ms 104.999 ms 111.631 ms
    16 10ge0-2-0-0.core2.core.fuse.net (216.68.7.199) 133.034 ms
            sl-cinci3-362168-0.sprintlink.net (144.228.205.54) 122.794 ms
            10ge0-2-0-0.core2.core.fuse.net (216.68.7.199) 136.687 ms
    17 10ge1-2.sw2.core.fuse.net (216.68.7.198) 80.569 ms
            10ge0-2-0-0.core2.core.fuse.net (216.68.7.199) 136.431 ms 164.560 ms
    18 10ge1-2.sw2.core.fuse.net (216.68.7.198) 76.720 ms
            10ge2-2.ws-osr2.zoomtown.com (216.68.7.205) 101.821 ms
            10ge1-2.sw2.core.fuse.net (216.68.7.198) 78.362 ms
    19 mw-esr1-72-49-32-1.fuse.net (72.49.32.1) 77.202 ms 95.935 ms 87.240 ms
    20 * mw-esr1-72-49-32-1.fuse.net (72.49.32.1) 82.678 ms 80.115 ms
    21 * * *
    22 * * *
    23 * * *
    24 * * *

    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 21 (ftp).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 23 (telnet).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 25 (smtp).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 80 (http).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 110 (pop3).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 139 (netbios-ssn).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 445 (microsoft-ds).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 1433 (ms-sql-s).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 1521 (ncube-lm).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 1723 (pptp).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 3306 (mysql).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 3389 (ms-wbt-server).
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 5900 ().
    208.102.223.137 isn't responding on port 8080 (webcache).

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  69. Laptops aren't worth enough money by realmolo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Frankly, the cops have better things to do.

    Buy a new laptop and move on. And don't leave it in your car, which is *unbelievably* stupid. Consider it a lesson.

    1. Re:Laptops aren't worth enough money by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the data on the device is worth more than the device itself.

      "Backup your data and store elsewhere" is another important lesson.

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  70. Re:what to do by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    I run a fairly large internet company (many millions of users), and we get about 1 subpoena every two months, asking for IP logs of a particular user.

    Is it always the same guy?

  71. It's in Batavia OH, Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.infosniper.net/index.php?ip_address=208.102.223.137

    hostname: mw-esr1-208-102-223-137.fuse.net

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  72. google maps for: Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.gorissen.info/Pierre/maps/googleMapLocation.php?lat=39.0972&lon=-84.1225&setLatLon=Set

    there you go, it's on Bauer rd near the intersection with 276 in Batavia Ohio. Assuming the infosniper geolocater is working.

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  73. Re:You are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're not kidding. I know someone whose car was broken into just to get a fucking sweater.

  74. Trump up the charges by izomiac · · Score: 1

    Exploit technical illiteracy, push the "hacking" angle. Technically, the thief is attempting to steal your private data, so bring in computer crime laws. Eventually you can tack on enough that some glory-hungry person in law enforcement will take interest in such low hanging fruit. They get a lot more credit than they would for catching a petty thief, and you get some schadenfreude as the thief gets charged with about half a dozen more crimes than they would have expected.

  75. Re:If they're dumb enough to use your email accoun by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, a simple "Bob, I have that money that I owe you, just tell me where to send it." might be more likely to get a good result. Even better if you have a friend who has already sent e-mail to the account send the message.

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  76. Just tell them he was by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    skateboarding on campus... they sure seem to like trying to bust skaters!

  77. Try reporting to Gmail Support by Candlejak · · Score: 1

    Contact Google's Gmail support (through help) and report a hijacked/ compromised account. They will possibly only be able to tell you that you need to change your password, but explain your situation to them. (You might also be able to "reverse lookup" the IP through a Google search and see what ISP that IP range is registered to.) They might be able to further assist you with information of ISP, in which case, if you contact an attorney who has knowledge of such things, you can file a disclosure warrant to the ISP to release information of which subscriber has been issued that IP address for that time period. It's all (more than likely) going to have to be handled in court, it it could possibly cost you more than you've lost, considering that the person that burglarized you probably doesn't have a dime to their name, but you can at least feel better knowing that you have served justice to someone who has wronged you. Good luck!!

  78. Make it happen again! by bronney · · Score: 1

    Steal a laptop from your school, install tracking whatnot, webcam, netbus lol. Anyone remember netbus?

    Put laptop in the same car, park it in the same spot on the same day of the week, same time. Do that for a month. He might even leave you a commission if you keep stealing laptops from school. Hey don't worry they can't get you because it's across the state line. Seriously, just make it happen again if you can't track the sob the first time. Thieves keep falling for the same bait.

  79. Dell? DELL? What the hell? by Theovon · · Score: 1

    Your first mistake was mentioning that it's a Dell. Now all you're going to get is people reminding you that Dell has a tendency to produce faulty hardware and lie about it. (Never mind that they have made plenty of other good products, and it's irrelevant to your problem.)

  80. Hire a lawyer. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > How can I get someone to pay attention to the fact that all the police need
    > to do is file some RIAA-style paperwork to find the name associated with
    > this IP address and knock on the right door to nab a criminal and recover my
    > property?

    You need to go to court (in the state where the stolen computer is now located) and get a court order requiring the ISP to reveal the address. This pretty much requires that you hire a lawyer licensed in that state.

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  81. this should be pretty close by kileil · · Score: 1

    Visual traceroute puts it between Batavia and Owensville OH if you put the IP in here: http://www.yougetsignal.com/tools/network-location/ Then using the lat/long in google maps with streetview it shows to be around 4640 - 4630 on State Route 276 in Batavia: Bad news is the location we're getting off this could be of the ISP's switch at "the last mile". The good news is it looks to be rural, with only a few houses in the 'hood.

  82. The Broken Window Principle by Fished · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had a guy who was doing some work for me steal my wife's checkbook and forge several checks some years back. That would seem like pretty major crime to me... the police were entirely disinterested. Pretty much, the police aren't interested unless it involves a weapon or violence, from what I've been able to gather. The problem with this is that ignoring "minor" crimes leads to major crimes. That is... Why do we have major crime? Because we don't prosecute petty crime. It's called the "Broken Window Principle". The idea is that the reason neighborhoods degrade is because minor problems (broken windows) are allowed to go unfixed. Same thing here. If they would draw the line at petty crimes like breaking into someone's car or forging a check and deal with those, maybe the major crimes would never happen.

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  83. Get a Lawyer by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    Why try to run this down yourself when you can hire a Lawyer to work out the jurisdictional stuff. Or maybe get some help from your universities law school students.

    The chances of getting a DA to prosecute a case and get the guy jail time might be slim. But you should be able to get your laptop back. Before you go to far with it though, you may want to figure out exactly how much your willing to spend to get some measure of justice out of this.

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  84. Re:File a civil suit for discovery of the IP addre by Courageous · · Score: 1

    This will, unfortunately, cost far more than the laptop is worth. Most attorneys charge in the neighborhood of $400/hr.

  85. You are on your own by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

    Hack the ISP, go to a sporting goods store, get a Mossburg 550 and a box of 2 1/2" 000 buck, go to the address of the account logging on (or traced where ever). Two options here depending on the variables. Recover your property on your own or call the police and tell them you are recovering your property. Before you jump on me suggesting you call the police. I have lived in several places in the US where this is approved by the police even if you employ a weapon to do so.

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  86. don't screw with a mans laptop by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

    Assuming he isn't stealing his internet from other some poor schmuck; you could always head round there with a couple of friends, some duct tape, a can of gasoline and some matches. Which you use to scare the shit out of him until he gives you your laptop back (or a better one). Early morning on a weekday he will most likely be alone.. I normally i don’t condone violence but you don’t fuck with a man’s laptop.

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  87. Its the FBI's Job by nukem996 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm pretty sure the FBI would have to handle the case. The crime happened in one state, the criminal is in another, and the ISP may be in a third. A judge would have to issue a warrant to get the physical address from the ISP. A judge would than have to issue a search warrant for that address. When you call the FBI again first ask the name, department and so on. Explain the situation and try to nicely convince them that this is an easy case for them to solve makes them look go etc. If they still refuse simply say you have no other alternative than to contact the media with what happened and how the FBI refused to investigate the case. Then make sure you contact as much media as you can. If a few reporters start asking them why they won't investigate a simple case they'll probably apologize and do it.

  88. LoJack for laptops by jhy001 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.absolute.com/en/lojackforlaptops/home.aspx This company (based in Canada as I recall) has software you install on a laptop (could be a desktop) that logs where you log in each time you connect to the Internet. You can log in to their server and see it yourself. If it is stolen, they promise legal assistance to get the computer back. At a seminar years ago, they said that they relied on a network of retired law enforcement people, among others. And they said that usually when someone came to their door and insisted they had a stolen computer in their house, they usually returned it, saying they'd bought it on ebay, rather than face unknown consequences. They also have some relationship with ISPs apparently to get home addresses. Anyway, consider them for your next computer. Maybe give them a call or email with your information and ask if you can pay them to "work their magic". You seem to have the data they need. (and no, they aren't limited to Canada for retrievals, they also do the USA).

  89. Use Prey! by Wh15per · · Score: 1

    If you can someone remote into the laptop, install something like Prey onto it. Enjoy the hunt.

  90. Kinda Unrelated but . . . by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    Hopefully this will break you of the habit of leaving valuable electronics in your car. Certainly you have the right to do that and shouldn't have to fear the items being stolen, but aside from that risk, it's just plain not good for the electronics. You're meant to be able to go through a thousand charge cycles on a Lithium Ion battery before you lose ~20% of your battery's overall capacity. Making a habit of leaving them out in a potentially hot car will seriously cut into that life span. It's a particular problem if you're talking about something without a user replaceable battery like an iPhone.

  91. Just make sure police/FBI has records by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is for all portable stuff with connectivity getting stolen: Make sure the device serial number/IMEI (cell phones) is recorded somewhere officially.

    Those guys who doesn't have a slightest clue about IP address can get really smart if a crime (worse than stealing) takes place with that particular device.

    I know some people doesn't take their time reporting and it is like a time bomb waiting to happen. For example, what happens if that unreported cheap cell phone is used by a major drug dealer? It would really take time and money to explain the situation in that case.

  92. Call the local TV station by Johnberg · · Score: 1

    They'll send a reporter to the house asking how they feel about taking someone's property without asking.

  93. Good advice by epseps · · Score: 3, Informative

    Except for the 4chan part. The IP they DDoS might not be assigned to the thief when they get it. (also illegal blah blah)

    To add to the IP address part:

    When you find the ISP, call them. Wait on the phone, get transfered to people. Always be nice and polite and say stuff like "I understand you are really busy.." and "I know this is an unusual request but..." and patiently wait, acknowledging their apologies and asking advice like "what can you do for me?" and "is there anyone else I can talk to?"

    Doing this will get you far.

    Now, tell the person who you finally get on the phone with the IP address and the TIME it was accessed. If the IPs were of the same ISP then ask if each one used the same MAC address at the time it was accessed. Then ask "Can you give me the information on that account or do I have to do something else?" You might get someone who does, you might get transferred to someone who can give it to you or you might be told that it might have to be done with more formal measures.

    Then get the address of where the company receives subpoenas, get the person's name who you talked to. Ask them who to ask for next time if you have any more questions. Thank them for their time and their help and then call the cops with the information you got.

    This works. I have done it before (but not with a stolen laptop). Sometimes the information you get is astounding. Sometimes they blow you off (Verizon will do both but they have big call centers so try many times)

    Good luck.

         

    1. Re:Good advice by guyminuslife · · Score: 2, Informative

      I used to work at a Verizon call center. I didn't even realize there were other centers that wouldn't blow you off. We weren't able to access that kind of information; if you got me on the line when I worked there with that question, I almost certainly would have ended up bouncing you around.

      Believe me, it's not that I'm not sympathetic to the issue, or that I get off on screwing someone, it's that Verizon's call centers (or at least, the one I was at) are so amazingly fucked up that, in that situation, I wouldn't have been able to help you if I tried.

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    2. Re:Good advice by uncledrax · · Score: 1

      Honestly, any ISP with their act together will not just hand out that information.. you could be faking it and actually a stalker or something.. and I don't want that sorta problem.

      In short, you should get a Subpeona. The OP can just try the 'ask nicely' first idea, but if you called me up saying 'I have an IP address and a time stamp, can you tell me who this is?', The answer is gonna be 'No' and if you press I'm gonna end up hanging up on you or forwarding your call to my manager so he can hang up on you.

      And I'm surprised that your Uni doesn't have at least one person that deals with computer-crimes.. given that most schools now require the students to have some sort of personal computing device of merit, alot more are getting stolen these days.

      Furthermore, it's very likely that the person that is using your laptop isn't the person that actually stole it.. so the OP should keep that in mind if he/she plans on getting 'dirty' with the 'thief'. The thief probably saw a crime of opportunity, acted on it, and turned around and pawned the laptop to someone else. Finding the current user might still enable the police to find the thief though, so it's still worth pursuing (or jolting your PD into pursuing).

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    3. Re:Good advice by epseps · · Score: 1

      And I am totally sympathetic to people who work at call centers. Its so easy to be a cock on the phone (and so useless) so combined with unflappable politeness (I pretend I am Jeeves of Wooster and Jeeves who has taken some Ritalin) and the fact that I know my phone call is likely going to be the most interesting thing that happens all day to a call center worker (unless there is sex at lunch or a car accident). Most, but not all bounced me around. I even would get bounced back to the person who started the bouncing sometimes (then I get results by saying "That's weird, this normally only happens in billing"). One time for an incident in the Virginia Maryland area I got to the big manager and he said "I read Kevin Mitnick's book too" and hung up. Smart guy, but I was just trying to find out where to get the cops to send a subpoena.

      But most were just like you say you were...and I do not blame them one bit. The only thing worse than having a call center job is suddenly not having a call center job.

    4. Re:Good advice by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      The only thing worse than having a call center job is suddenly not having a call center job.

      Only marginally. I actually got fired from that job a couple of weeks ago, and I was thrilled. But then, I don't have kids to feed, am going back to school in the fall, etc.

      I cannot tell you how many times I've gotten this call (or a call like it):

      Customer: Yeah, my TV doesn't work.
      Me: Well, I aplogize for the inconvenience, I can help---
      Customer: You Verizon people! Always apologizing, but you never do anything!
      Me: Well, I can help you out...Okay, what happens when you try to watch TV?
      Customer: Nothing!
      Me: [waits patiently]
      Customer: It says, "this channel is currently unavailable..."
      Customer: Why is this happening?
      Me: I don't know yet. It's usually a cabling issue. Let's find out.
      Customer: Oh, God. This never happened with Comcast. Verizon sucks. Why does Verizon suck so much?
      Me: Uhhh....okay, can you pull up the menu...
      Customer: Why do I have to do this? You need to send somebody out. Verizon sucks.
      Me: Okay, let's just try this...[more stuff]...and can you tell me what the OOB S/N ratio is?
      Customer: It says O-D-B.
      Me: Your cable box is unplugged.

      It doesn't take long to burn out on that. And believe it or not, the customers aren't even the worst part about a call center job; it's the management. The one thing I had going for me is that I don't have a foreign accent---I don't even want to think about the crap that those poor bastards in India and the Philippines have to put up with. So I want to say, on behalf of all the call center workers of the world: thank you for being polite on the phone. It makes our shitty jobs that much less unpleasant.

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  94. Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for. by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Insurance is a really fucking good idea if you drive and could face effectively unlimited liability if you kill or, worse, injure someone.

    Actually, if you do something to be liable for killing or seriously injuring someone, it's pretty damn likely that insurance won't help you.

    Get out your policy. Go ahead, I'll wait. Now read it carefully. Somewhere buried in there is the maximum amount of money the insurance company will pay for such a claim. Now go look up how much plaintiffs win when you're held liable for someone dying or getting maimed, and compare it to the first number. If you kill or main someone, you're pretty much going to declare bankruptcy unless you're Bill Gates, pure and simple, and there's not a damn thing having insurance will do for you.

    What insurance is good for is one thing and one thing only: To handle things between minor fender benders up to totaling a car and/or covering relatively minor injuries to others or major ones to yourself. Anything past that and you're screwed. Anything less than that, and you're better off simply paying out of your own pocket because of how much higher your premiums will be.

    In case you don't know this yet, insurance is a scam. It sounds nice in theory, but it's legalized gambling with a twist--you're betting money on something bad happening instead of something good. Just like in a casino, in which the house always comes out ahead, the insurance companies will always come out ahead, too. There's actually a special word for people who make sure this stays true, they're called actuaries. Add up all of the money you--and your employer, on your behalf--have paid over the years for insurance, and imagine how far that money would have gone had you paid it into, I dunno, a mutual fund or something instead of paying for actuaries and marble-halled buildings. You might actually be able to pay off a large liability claim if you had.

    And now, a lot of states have mandatory automobile insurance laws on the books. Do you live in one? I do, and I remember when it went into effect. If you do, have your premiums gone down because so many more people are now paying into the system and because there are so fewer uninsured motorists on the roads now? Yeah, mine haven't either. Funny how that works, isn't it? Again, it sounds nice in theory, but in reality, these laws are just a blatant money grab by insurance companies to use police power to force you to pay them money. Like I said, the industry as a whole is a scam.

  95. Include all the costs by JynxMe · · Score: 1

    The laptop hardware might be worth $1000. But if you start including the cost of the software and documents on it the prices start going up rapidly.

    I write software for a living, and if my laptop was stolen there's a good chance for it to contain 1000's of hours of my work on it (so even at a paltry $/hr that adds up quickly). If you start including the value of trade secrets for clients that goes up even more.

    Yes, things are encrypted, backed up and a thief may be unlikely to gain access (or even know what to do with it) but that doesn't negate the fact that the docs are still on the laptop and very much worth something.

    Heck, even if you only used the laptop to listening to music and watch cat videos on Youtube, you could use RIAA pricing for your mp3s.

  96. The Real WTF by schnablebg · · Score: 1

    The real WTF is why you don't have a password on boot and why you have Thunderbird configured to store your email password unencrypted.

    A secondary WTF is why you are leaving valuable, apparently uninsured, items unattended in a car.

    Laptops get lost and stolen all the time. My advice is to put some thought and energy into that reality rather than trying to try to catch this guy.

    (NB: Thunderbird will store passwords encrypted if you assign a master password, which requires you to enter a password at launch.)

  97. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by shermo · · Score: 3, Informative

    I totally agree with you. I had a similar rant typed in about expensive yachts and skyscrapers, but I've posted such here before and it doesn't generally go anywhere productive.

    With regards to the third party insurance issue I thank you for correcting me. I was writing on the assumption of an American audience and it's not too surprising I got it wrong.

    In my country of residence we can't be sued into bankruptcy, due to a government department that pays for injuries arising from accidents. We are still liable for actual damages, but million dollar lawsuits for pain and suffering don't happen. As a result my yearly premium on a V6 sedan is 127 dollars.

    PS - My father is in fact an actuary. Your expected return on most policies is 50 - 70 cents on the dollar.

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  98. Mine was stolen and I got it back, here's how: by Zanth_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I actually just went through this exact situation a week ago. Here's my story and how I was able to get the computer back with the cops' help. My country (Canada) works very similar to most US states so hopefully this will help you.

    Our outfit is into tech in a big way. We are all scientists of some sort and up and up on O/S, security and the latest tech gizmos. When my boss wanted to upgrade his systems to dual Macbook Pros, we immediately setup s mirroring system where he could be perpetually synchronized between his office and home with automated backups to the university servers. We had a script I had written to do much of this along with posting an IP address every hour in 24 blocks. We also were using Log Me In so that he could remote control his systems. The server ran on startup and wasn't viewable in the taskbar as my boss hates clutter.

    Anyhow, we had two separate systems that were capable of posting IP addresses when online.

    Three days after the theft we started getting IP writes in the logs.

    The first and major things we both had to do was 1) restrain ourselves from doing absolutely anything to jeopardize the comp from going offline 2) contact the police immediately with the IP information.

    Before we contacted the police again, I had determined where the IP was coming from (a home account from a major ISP). We waited another three days, consistently getting the same IP posting. We then went back to the police. Like the OP, they view a computer theft as insignificant given their work load. They saw a wealthy scientist ($500k/year) who had lost out on a $5000 laptop (Macbook Pro 17" with all the fixins) containing $30k of specialized software (and we had the discs of course to reload) a digital project worth $1.5k and a few other smaller items. Even though this was over $5000 (which is like a felony in Canada), they simply weren't able to provide us with much help. They knew what a computer was and even an IP but after that they were deers in headlights. I requested to speak with someone in their cyber-crimes division and I was told that because of the G8 and G20, I was out of luck there.

    Not unlike research institutes and universities world-wide, this police department fought for funds internally and also internally, departments would "pay" other departments for work. In this case, because it would be a "special favour," during an immensely chaotic time for our police forces because of the heads of states well, they simply said no to all those requests.

    Here is where things got both fun and tricky but I think could work for the OP.

    A consistent IP can easily be traced to the ISP. If the IP is consistent over a select period of time, a motion can be filed before a judge and a warrant issued to get the personal information of the person owning said account. I happen to be a trained lawyer, so the detectives were really open to what I was suggesting, and since I also happen to be a computer scientist who does research into security as well as other things, they viewed me as an expert in the field. The first warrant was sought and granted within two days of us suggesting this avenue. This is your first MAJOR task and one that will be the most fruitful.

    Legally, I was able to log into the stolen computer without comprising any investigation because I was about to be "contracted" by the police department to do what their cyber-crime division wouldn't do but could: gain network access and collect as much data as possible.

    I did this and eventually worked around the router (a joke given the default settings that existed) and then the grey area began where we required another warrant: checking out the other comps on the network. While the search warrant was being issued for this, a SECOND warrant (and really the only other one we needed) was being issued to search the premises the cops received via the ISP. The IP had been consistently posting with the same address over 10 days and staying online for 6-10 hours at a time. I could hav

    1. Re:Mine was stolen and I got it back, here's how: by hotrodent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have to agree AC. With encryption and a good hardware level password, the stolen laptop would be almost useless to the thieves, even making it hard to sell it. The process would become more like/
      1) Purchase new replacement from insurance process
      2) Restore from a backup and move on!

      If you _REALLY_ wanted to see "vigilante" style justice served in the case of such thefts, partition the drive as follows. One partition is a securely encrypted OS that you use. The other is Windows. Set the default to automatically boot Windows and load it up with backdoors, keyloggers, automatic webcam capture to web etc like people have already described.

    2. Re:Mine was stolen and I got it back, here's how: by irving47 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but you guys are just saying, "leave the keys in the ignition as long as you have insurance." These people are THIEVES and scum of the earth. They need to get caught and get punished for stealing from us.

      I don't lock my phones for this reason. If my phone gets 'jacked', I WANT calls made so I can figure out who they're calling and either provide that information to any law enforcement willing to help me, or start calling them myself. (My account, my bill)

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    3. Re:Mine was stolen and I got it back, here's how: by Zanth_ · · Score: 1

      Have to agree AC. With encryption and a good hardware level password, the stolen laptop would be almost useless to the thieves, even making it hard to sell it. The process would become more like/

      1) Purchase new replacement from insurance process

      2) Restore from a backup and move on!

      If you _REALLY_ wanted to see "vigilante" style justice served in the case of such thefts, partition the drive as follows. One partition is a securely encrypted OS that you use. The other is Windows. Set the default to automatically boot Windows and load it up with backdoors, keyloggers, automatic webcam capture to web etc like people have already described.

      Petty theft is under $5000 in Ontario. This is grand theft and the problem was more serious as the theft involved absolutely no damage to the premises. Someone had access to a master or sub-master key. Secondly, there is some back-story to the break-in wherein we had a suspect in mind but couldn't prove it (past break-ins, vendetta etc).

      Encrypting the hdd was a non-starter because of performance with a VM we must use. That's an internal IT decision not ours. This was a work system and therefore needed to be on the intranet. The filesystem encryption was dramatically slowing down the VM we would use on a daily basis. Truecrypt was used for the sensitive data. We weren't paranoid about data loss. We had plenty of backups as I mentioned (mirrored systems, back-up to the university servers which are themselves backed up regularly).

      The key was tracking down the perp and getting some answers. Which we did and this has forced the hand of the university to install cameras outside the major labs (something they resisted), increased security around the master keys. Decreased the number of people who have access to those keys regularly etc. etc.

      In the end, it worked out and with not too much effort. The upside is that a whole lot of other people got their computers back, along with some other pricey items stolen from offices, labs and other places off campus.

    4. Re:Mine was stolen and I got it back, here's how: by Zanth_ · · Score: 1

      They were insured. That wasn't the point. The point was the access to the office without damage to get in. The point was finding out who could do this with such ease. The point was tracking this person down not only to further prevent such thefts but also to leverage this info to get better security around labs and high profile offices. All of this is now successful because of what we did.

      Also, thankfully as a well-pair scientist and lawyer I know the difference between petty theft and grand theft unlike you. The person now implicated in the theft stands to serve a minimum of 7 years because this isn't his first felony. The others get 18-24 months for possession of stolen goods at a minimum, one other looks like they will get 5+ because of a criminal record that is quite lengthy. People may not like lawyers but they sure as hell love what they can do to get folks out of a pickle.

    5. Re:Mine was stolen and I got it back, here's how: by hotrodent · · Score: 1

      It's fantastic to see justice served anytime, especially if you were able to get some answers about past break-ins, retrieve more stolen goods etc. Also good to know that people listened and increased security levels and changed processes - a positive outcome. But if a stolen laptop was insured and could be encrypted and hardware locked, I would suspect most petty thefts would not be worth the efforts you went to, even if it doesn't seem like too much effort from your perspective.

      And just to address irving47's comment ("leave the keys in the ignition as long as you have insurance.") - yes, sort of; it's more like those "honeypot" cars cops use to catch thieves, leaving the keys in but with a recording and tracking device installed. That way the scum you mention would get caught and punished but your real OS would be safe.

    6. Re:Mine was stolen and I got it back, here's how: by mhbarber · · Score: 1

      so the fact your stolen Mac had remote login ability helped you retrieve it ? Did it have a fixed IP ?

  99. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by c0mpliant · · Score: 1

    What insurance is good for is one thing and one thing only: To handle things between minor fender benders up to totaling a car and/or covering relatively minor injuries to others or major ones to yourself.

    And tell me this which is the overwhelming kind of automobile accident? If you suddenly had to pay massive costs to cover the damage that you did to someone else's car in a relatively minor accident, could you afford it? Could the average Joe?

    Not to mention the fact that that in a system where by the law requires you to have insurance every one is ensured to have financial costs covered in the event of an accident which isn't their fault.

    Now if you have a complaint about how the insurance companies handle themselves in claims or how much they charge, I have no qualms with you, but mandatory insurance is a sensible solution.

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  100. Re:google maps for: Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    is it just me or is seeing this come through just really downright scary? as much as I'd like to see the laptop back in the right hands, now I want to also know how to gain some privacy on my IP... as ironic as that might be.

  101. Seems you didn't have Linux.. by red+crab · · Score: 1

    ..installed on your laptop. Else the thief would have dutifully returned it to you.

  102. Re:You are an idiot by fearlezz · · Score: 1

    I can very well imagine that you may not want to carry a heavy bag everywhere. I also leave my laptop in the car occasionally. But whatever happens, I make sure they'll never get my data by using full disk encryption.
    This unfortunately prevents recovery of the unit, as it'll never get online. But the data's security is way more important to me than the hardware.

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  103. One more reason to follow Slashdot... by shreybanga · · Score: 1

    ...avoiding arrest.

  104. Setup a fake web shop by koinu · · Score: 1

    Make a small site... make it look serious enough for someone to think it's a real commercial website. Then pretend to sell the new iPhone there for... let's say $100 (special offer). Require some more of the person's details... I mean setup a questionnaire, so the person thinks that the cellphone is traded also by giving out his data. Ask questions like: "What is your job?", "Do you live in a house?", "What is your religion?", "How old are you?" etc... then it's easy... try to get the address by requiring it... Hell... you need to send the iPhone somehow! Record every access to your store and don't forget to install robots.txt and to forbid web spiders to fetch the fake web shop site.

    Then send an email to your account that he obviously reads. Don't write your name anywhere in the email.

    Then wait... anyone who tries to visit your store is connected with the thief somehow. Maybe you don't get the thief directly, but it could be someone who is close enough to find him.

  105. Slashdot reader? by garnetquagga · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the perp reads Slashdot. I can just imagine him (her) reading this and saying, "Oh crap, they're on to me. They'll be at my door any day. I'd better ditch this laptop." On the other hand, If he's reading this, he may be tech savvy enough to go into hiding.

  106. Mine was stolen and cops will do nothing by Rand1956 · · Score: 1

    Same thing happened to my daughter almost two months ago; laptop stolen from her college dorm in Memphis. I had LogMeIn set up on it to tinker with her laptop remotely, and the thief was online within hours of stealing it. Told the cops immediately. Traced the IP to Comcast, and Comcast attorney said that all she'd need is a subpoena and they'd gladly turn over the info. Since then, I've told multiple cops, taken screen shots and emailed them to cops, emailed them times and dates of logins, etc. Comcast attorney has sent the officer a brochure on what to do, and STILL nothing has been done. (She warned me against logging in to the laptop.) The two-month anniversary was yesterday, and I still can watch this laptop online every day. It's well beyond frustrating. I've considered opening a chat window and offering the thief $100 to bring the laptop to a neutral location, no questions asked.

  107. Think of it as an impersonal army... by rakslice · · Score: 1

    In response to that excellent analogy, I have only two words: Mmm... Bacon.

    I'm sure the local News Team in teevee box ad market here could use another round of 'computer security reporting' to put a finer point on the "hacked a group calling themselves 4chan" YouTube fiasco.

  108. Poor victim by romania · · Score: 1

    This poster is naive enough to dream the american dream. Wake up boy/girl! The surveillance tools (both phisical and legal) available today are not meant for the individual.

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  109. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Calinous · · Score: 1

    I live in another country (Romania), and the total money paid by insurances have about doubled, with a doubling of the insurance rates. I don't think many people would benefit from even the old maximum, not to mention the new much increased one.
          I should mention that the insurance was mandatory from a long time ago, at least 7 years (but probably more than 15).

  110. thx by Shadowstr · · Score: 1

    Very nica

  111. BIOS and hard disk password by Max_W · · Score: 1

    Did you have a BIOS and hard disk passwords set on your laptop? I mean those that are requested immediately as the computer switched on?

    On some brands, I hear, these passwords are final. No way to bypass them as an OS's password.

    1. Re:BIOS and hard disk password by AC-x · · Score: 1

      Evidently not otherwise the laptop wouldn't be checking his email.

    2. Re:BIOS and hard disk password by Max_W · · Score: 1

      If not, it means that he did not used security features and had to state it clearly at the beginning of the article, before blaming police, the US state, etc.

      He had to start like this:

      "My laptop was stolen... I did not used security features, which engineers included into this laptop, and in the development of which they invested a lot of labor and talent, and I am sorry for that."

      I mean we know that crime and criminals exist. Right? Do we have to lock doors and set passwords? I think we have to. Acting otherwise would be a bit naive.

      So he was naive. Ok. But state it clearly, make the article useful for other people.

    3. Re:BIOS and hard disk password by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Can you explain to me how using these security features would help him get his laptop back? Having set a power on password, the thief will either a) google which jumper to short to clear it out, or b) throw the laptop away, upon realizing it's useless to him.

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    4. Re:BIOS and hard disk password by Max_W · · Score: 1

      On some laptops it is not possible to reset a BIOS or hard dis password anymore with a jumper. This is an answer from producers to the growing number of stolen laptops.

      Using this security feature would make the theft of laptops less attractive. It means less laptops stolen.

      Once I had my bag stolen while walking with a child in a park. I left a bag on a bench. There was a dictionary, in form of a paper book, in this bag, rather expensive. But I found it 20 meters from a bench where I left the bag. A thieve threw it out because he/she did not need it.

      A laptop with the security password set would not be needed to a thieve either.

  112. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good fo by tehcyder · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know the US is different, but in the UK your car insurance covers you up to any reasonable amount you are liable for.
    The reason is that in the UK you won't get damages of fifty or a hundred million against you for killing someone.
    The problem lies with the US courts for awarding ridiculously high damages, not the insurance companies - you can't realistically expect them to insure everyone for virtually unlimited liabilities.

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  113. County Sheriff contact info by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    Website for the Hamilton County Sheriff's Office:

    http://www.hcso.org/

  114. Step 17 by RichiH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Step 17: Put on sunglasses and scream YYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  115. Threat to Intellectual Property by neurosine · · Score: 1

    All you can do technically is relative to their default security. Even if you had remote desktop enabled, it won't work unless they have a router port forwarding to your laptop on the right port, or in a DMZ. You can find the IP address owner, and send an email to abuse@(insert name of ISP) Many ISP's will respond to help you ID the owner of the internet account. There's no easy technical solution beyond this. Good luck. Alternately, just express to the authorities that these criminals are threatening your intellectual property which you fantasize to be worth hundreds of millions of lost profits which you may have otherwise reaped. Tell them you are the new Van Gough. Don't allow them to question it.It is a fact.

  116. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Spazztastic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like I said, the industry as a whole is a scam.

    Same thing with the surge in DUI arrests in the past decade (or a little more). The insurance companies pressured the police into actually charging people with DUIs instead of making them walk home or dropping them off in the drunk tank because they realized that they can charge otherwise very safe drivers who had a little too much at a cocktail party with insane premiums.

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  117. Incorporate yourself? by smchris · · Score: 1

    Well, you asked. That should motivate the FBI a little more.

  118. Common Sense by rabidjoe · · Score: 1

    "My vehicle was recently burglarized while parked in a university parking lot in a midwestern state. My new Dell laptop was stolen from the car........" You contacted the FBI because you were stupid enough to leave a laptop in a car..... be responsible and don't be an ass, oh wait....

    1. Re:Common Sense by Myopic · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with putting your possessions inside your car? I completely disagree with people who claim that a person "deserved" to be the victim of a crime for one reason or another. Wearing a short skirt doesn't mean you deserve to be raped; wearing a blue jacket in the wrong neighborhood doesn't mean you deserve to be murdered; and putting your own belongings inside of your car -- or pretty much anywhere -- doesn't mean you deserve to be robbed.

      It's perfectly reasonable to contact the federal police to prosecute easily solvable interstate crimes.

      It's callous and disgusting for you and people like you to suggest otherwise.

    2. Re:Common Sense by rabidjoe · · Score: 1

      "What's wrong with putting your possessions inside your car? I completely disagree with people who claim that a person "deserved" to be the victim of a crime for one reason or another. Wearing a short skirt doesn't mean you deserve to be raped..."

      Nothing is wrong with putting your possessions in your car, put all the valuables you like in it if you wish... see where this is going? ....and to use the "rape" argument, holy crap dude - are you are right-winger by any chance?

    3. Re:Common Sense by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

      Let me guess - you still believe in things like 'justice' and 'fairness', right?

      That's cute.

  119. Not necessarily the perp by AC-x · · Score: 1

    I know that this must be the criminal who took my property

    Or it could be someone who purchased the laptop from the perpetrator, either innocently or shadily.

    On my laptop I've installed DynDNS and VNC and left a user account without a password (so they don't have to format the machine to use it). If it gets nicked I think that gives me the best chance of finding out what happened to it.

  120. Yes by NetServices · · Score: 1

    Yes, you are chasing your own tail. IPs aren't a solid proof of location. And even if it was, how do you approach an apartment building (for example) and determine which floor, let alone room, has the suspect? :(

    1. Re:Yes by luther349 · · Score: 1

      i guess your not paying attention. yes if its a open network ip like a mcdonalds your out of luck. but if its his home isp hes using the isp has all the info name address phone number apt number. then the cops just go pick him up the theft. his issue is it crossed state lines so hes dealing with that. he just whats his hardware back but laptop theft is not a high profile crime and most cops will ignore you. even thow its just some paper work to the isp and they go pick the offender up. and as someone said before they will raid some guys apt for a stolen pre release iphone but when you need there help its a fight.

    2. Re:Yes by NetServices · · Score: 1

      But IPs aren't always permanent to a location. Sure, maybe you might get lucky and have a static IP but its not a given. And even if you do your gonna have to wait, and wait, and wait for the ISP to comply. By then a laptop or cell phone is long since pawned. I do agree with you on it needing to be a high profile crime for law enforcement to take action. There just isn't enough LE to follow up on all the cases.

  121. Re:google maps for: Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Assuming the infosniper geolocater is working.

    You can safely assume that it isn't. Just try entering your own IP address and see what it finds. It's likely to get the state right, but that's about it.

    (Or, if you can't be bothered, remember all the targeted ads you've seen online that seem to think you live in Lustville, when in reality you live in Lackawanna).

    In my case, it misses by about half the state, and no, it doesn't guess anywhere near where the ISP is either. My guess is that it's the address of the first sucker on the subnet who signed up for a "service" that gave the Geo/Info guys both an IP and physical address and the right to use them.

  122. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

    Historically, insurance companies that run at a loss, close down.

    They make money and they undercut each other to obtain business which decreases profit margins but with more policies that won't matter. I don't have problems with that business model.

  123. Re:You are an idiot by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1
    Are you kidding me? Carrying a laptop is a daily event for lots of people. There are zillions of handy bags to keep & carry it in, and damn few excuses for leaving it in a vulnerable location.

    one would think that people wouldn't break into a car simply to get a $600 piece of technology...

    I guess you've never had your car broken into so the thief could swipe your cheap-ass $100 car stereo and a fistful of loose change. One idiot actually stole my prescription sunglasses from my car. He probably didn't know I was nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other. I hope the little bastard is stumbling around, unable to see the shit he stumbles into because of his cool new sunglasses.

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  124. Re:google maps for: Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    Im pretty sure you cannot trace an IP to a specific address without talking to the ISP. IPs are dynamically allocated, and are not tied to a specific address, and no network forensics are going to reveal physical router locations unless theyre foolish enough to put the address as the hostname.

    This is precisely why the RIAA has to use subpoenas to get that info from ISPs. Infosniper may be giving you the lag/long of the town, but it wont be able to be much more accurate than that.

  125. Re:First, cars do not be burgled, second by misiu_mp · · Score: 2, Informative

    For the general information : except for being unwise to leave the laptop in a car, none of the rest of the previous comment is true.

  126. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  127. The Ruskies are coming! by cypherdtraitor · · Score: 1

    Create some realistic looking Russian spy emails and email yourself. Use google translator to put it in russian at the top, and in English at the bottom. Put in some nice russian looking pictures, and make it all about the coming invasion.
    Close with, "Reminder, please destroy this message after receiving it."
    I promise that the FBI will come and find you, laptop in hand, at which point you calmly withdraw your complaint form from the FBI and the police and say "thank you for finally returning my laptop. I hope that in the future I won't have to resort to trickery in order to get you to do your job."

  128. Get NCIS involved by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    According to TV, NCIS can hack into your motherboard and reprogram the hard drive to act as a GPS receiver, in under two hours.

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  129. Re:google maps for: Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

    is it just me or is seeing this come through just really downright scary? as much as I'd like to see the laptop back in the right hands, now I want to also know how to gain some privacy on my IP... as ironic as that might be.

    You have two options available, a proxy or Tor. Neither is guaranteed to be completely anonymous, particularly if the proxy forwards your IP address, but they offer at least some privacy. As a bonus, you can also use a service like Hotspot Shield to get a US IP address for accessing those sites that aren't available to the rest of us.

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  130. I was lucky once...when mine was stolen..... by babywhiz · · Score: 1

    Someone in my apartment complex stole mine, because right after it came up missing, it connected to my Access Point. I stepped outside my front door and announced very loudly that I know who had my laptop and that the police were on their way. I walked back inside, waited 10 minutes, and the laptop was back on my doorstep. I never had a piece of computer equipment stolen again.

  131. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

  132. Re:google maps for: Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by Nimey · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't assume that. I just put in my home IP address and it resolved a couple states away.

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  133. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by tibit · · Score: 1

    In Ohio, where insurance is mandatory, you don't have to pay a dime to insurance companies. In lieu of standard insurance, you can have:

    1. a surety bond of $30,000 issued by an authorized surety company;
    2. a BMV bond secured by real estate having equity of at least $60,000;
    3. a BMV Certificate for money or government bonds in the amount of $30,000 on deposit with the Ohio Treasurer.

    Option #3 actually earns you interest!

    If you have $60k of equity in real estate (typically your home), option #2 will cost you the least amount if you gamble on not having an accident where you'd injure someone/damage someone's property.

    So, no, you don't have to pay an insurance company. OTOH, maybe you should get insurance from a mutual insurance company where any profit is shared by the policyholders.

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  134. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    > And now, a lot of states have mandatory automobile insurance laws on the books. Do you live in one? I do, and I remember when it went into
    > effect. If you do, have your premiums gone down because so many more people are now paying into the system and because there are so fewer
    > uninsured motorists on the roads now? Yeah, mine haven't either. Funny how that works, isn't it? Again, it sounds nice in theory, but in
    > reality, these laws are just a blatant money grab by insurance companies to use police power to force you to pay them money. Like I said, the
    > industry as a whole is a scam.

    Me too!

    However, we used to also have more tightly regulated insurance. As such, the minimum insurance package was actually cheaper than the national average, when compared against the same coverage. Then of course, we kept the minimum insurance mandate, and dropped some of the regulations on insurance. That didn't help matters at all.

    Frankly, I agree that its a blatant money grab by the insurance industry. On the other hand, having less uninsured drivers on the road is a good thing. So it seems to me that the state should just... provide the insurance. Spin off a non-profit semi-private organization that provides insurance essentially "at-cost" (as much as you can for what is essentially a form of gambling).

    That or drop the mandate. One or the other though.

    -Steve

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  135. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    It's a bad thing when you register a .09 when the limit is .08 and then you have a DUI.

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  136. The Law, Now in Your Hands by Myopic · · Score: 1

    Having been rebuffed by the authorities (I use that term loosely), I feel you are now morally permitted to take law enforcement into your own hands. I suggest the following recipe:

    1 part reverse-IP lookup
    3 parts exercise of the Second Amendment (the "bear" part)
    2 parts buddy to come along with you*
    2 parts confrontation in front of the person's house while your buddy calls the local police

    * some may prefer a whole bunch of buddies

  137. Re:More importantly... by Myopic · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's not more important at all. People should be able to put their shit down, or put it in their car, without some asshole stealing it. Fuck this thief, I hope the owner harms him physically. Seriously, I honestly wish him a small to medium amount of physical harm -- maybe a black eye, broken finger, or busted lip. For legal purposes, the criminal would have to provoke the battery.

  138. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by tibit · · Score: 1

    Just to give a sense of scale to this: my wife was backing out from a covered parking lot. While going backwards at maybe 2 mph and turning, she hit the right front of the car on the steel roof support post (a 4" diameter steel pipe). The pipe didn't even get the paint scratched, but the Volvo S80 suffered $3k worth of damage. Over the 8 years of our car ownerships, we've paid about twice that amount in insurance premiums.

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  139. Re:Typical American anarchic stupidity by Myopic · · Score: 1

    That's a flamebait. I could type on and on here, but I'll save my time.

  140. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by maxume · · Score: 1

    I have more coverage than that for about $250 a year. At that price, risking your house seems a little crazy (but maybe not if you have a second home that you rent out or whatever).

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  141. scan craigslist.org by the+cheong · · Score: 1
  142. Just wait a few months by rclandrum · · Score: 1

    The Dell will suddenly die for no reason. That will teach 'em.

  143. Expect Nothing by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Many years ago I had a mobile phone stolen with two cd wallets (I had loaned them to a friend who had just returned them) that contained over $2500 worth of original cd's. Stupidly the thief used my phone account which I had left active to see if they would use it. The sim pin but not a phone pin guaranteed a limited use of the phone and it was enough to track the thief to their home address where I waited.

    Good sense prevailed and I left the scene and reported the information I found to the police who said I should work for them. They did nothing and now I am sorry I didn't kick the door down and collect my property. Sure it's illegal but how the fuck are they going to prove you are stealing what is already yours.

    I'd be careful though, I hear that Americans tend to own guns.

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  144. !!Ask first, before getting police involved!! by Chapter80 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have talked to ISP's before about legal issues (specifically, a hacking incident). I said "hey, there's a hacking incident coming from one of your IP addresses, and I need all the information that you have on the person."

    Their questions: "Are the police involved?" and "Are you a network administrator?"

    Since I answered the questions right ("No" and "Yes"), they gave me all the information. Had the police been involved, their instructions were to only provide information with a warrant.

    The moral of the story is to ask for the information first, prior to getting the police involved. Mod me up, so the guy sees this critical piece of information!

  145. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Damn right. Car insurance isn't worth the paper it's printed on, so I pay as little for it as possible. It's a piece of paper that demonstrates to police officers that my car is in good legal standing, nothing more. I've been in two minor fender-benders (one my fault, the other not) and in both cases, both parties agreed that it would be best not to get the insurance companies involved.

    I put barebones insurance on both my cars - both my track car and my 4x4 which I do offroad rallies with. The insurance company doesn't have to know this, I just keep my dealings with them to a minimum.

    If you own a car that you can't afford to repair or replace without assistance from an insurance company, you are not living within your means, get a cheaper car.

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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  146. Tell them it was a prototype by Sheik+Yerbouti · · Score: 1

    Tell the cops that your Steve Jobs and one of your employees got hammered and left your prototype laptop at a beer garden they will go bust this person's door down with a special task force.

  147. SSH server on? by bigfootchick · · Score: 1

    If you have an SSH server on, you can login and find more details. -bigfoot chick

  148. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by operagost · · Score: 2, Informative

    Add up all of the money you--and your employer, on your behalf--have paid over the years for insurance, and imagine how far that money would have gone had you paid it into, I dunno, a mutual fund or something instead of paying for actuaries and marble-halled buildings.

    It pretty much would have gone into the toilet over 2008-2009.

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  149. nslookup ?? by Jeremy+Kister · · Score: 1

    What does a nslookup have to do with anything ? Someone's been watching too many "Hacker" movies.

    to find the ISP that the IP address is assigned to, you have to start with ARIN (assuming this guy is in the US). Go to ARIN's WHOIS query page at https://ws.arin.net/whois/ -- that'll get you started.

    Then, find out of the IP address has been reassigned via the ISP. if the ISP reassigned them via SWIP, the ARIN WHOIS tool will show you the assignments, in order from top to bottom. If the ISP has reassigned the ip address via RWHOIS, then you need to query the ISP's RWHOIS server. The easiest way to do this is to find the RWHOIS server via ARIN's WHOIS tool, then go to http://projects.arin.net/rwhois/prwhois.html -- that's as close as you're going to get with public information.

    Once you have the ISP (or the delegate), you have enough information to go to a prosecutor or a judge to get a warrant. A previous ISP I worked for was more than willing to provide this kind of user data but we required a warrant so that we knew we were doing no harm.

    Just remember to keep the IP address logs AND time/date of login, in case he's got a dynamic ip address or hopping from starbucks-to-starbucks.

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    1. Re:nslookup ?? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      What does a nslookup have to do with anything ?

      It lets you do a reverse DNS lookup on an IP address, which sometimes will give you more useful info than whois will. Often, whois will just tell you that the IP address is part of some huge block belonging to XYZ corp, while DNS will tell you that it maps to a name like qw34.dsl.baltimore.foo.xyz.net, a strong hint as to its location.

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  150. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Albanach · · Score: 1

    You don't accidentally get your blood alcohol level to 0.8. These folk are not otherwise safe drivers, their a liability on wheels traveling at 60mph.

    I sure don't want my premiums to be subsidizing their accidents.

  151. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by operagost · · Score: 1

    In my country of residence we can't be sued into bankruptcy, due to a government department that pays for injuries arising from accidents. We are still liable for actual damages, but million dollar lawsuits for pain and suffering don't happen. As a result my yearly premium on a V6 sedan is 127 dollars.

    And that's "free", right?

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  152. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by operagost · · Score: 1

    Its always a bad thing when you pilot a 3000 lb missile down the road intoxicated, whether you blow a .02 or a .20.

    .02 isn't intoxication. Do you work for MADD?

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  153. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by dirtyJay · · Score: 1

    Actually, no. MADD just successfully lobbied for allowing 4 time convicted DUI offenders in florida to be able to get back on the road with a valid license again (HB 971). They are no longer the organization they pretend to be. And do you honestly believe you should be drinking before you drive? Regardless of amount, if you drink, call a cab. That simple. By the way anonymous coward, our penal system is based on PUNISHMENT FOR CRIMES COMMITED. Yes I think if you commit a crime by driving intoxicated you should be punished. And 5 years might be long enough to deter people from doing it again.

  154. Why must current user be the thief? by Spobody+Necial · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Don't thieves try to pass the stolen items off for cash FAR MORE than they keep them? Now, it is QUITE possible that the guy with possession of the laptop is complicit in that he knows he has stolen property, but assuming that he's the thief seems WAY overboard.

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  155. Let me get this straight... by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    You were dumb enough to leave your laptop in the car and now you want to harass the person who took advantage of your stupidity?

    I sure hope you're only tracking them down in order to thank them for finally teaching you something you should already know..... or did s/he?

  156. Nmap full scan by pdxp · · Score: 1

    Just ran it on all ports overnight, here ya go. Omitted all but the 3 useful lines,

    PORT STATE SERVICE VERSION
    6363/tcp open tcpwrapped
    50940/tcp closed unknown

    1. Re:Nmap full scan by pdxp · · Score: 1

      Sorry a bit hasty there. The port 6363 is a backdoor for a Westel modem. HTTP Server header is Server: WSTL CPE 1.0 .

      50940 is unresponsive.

  157. Re:More importantly... by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    Ahh... so stealing is wrong but violence is ok. Good to know.

  158. Re:First, cars do not be burgled, second by master0ne · · Score: 1

    wiki: Burglary: Burglary (also called breaking and entering[1] and sometimes housebreaking)[2] is a crime, the essence of which is entry into a building for the purposes of committing an offence. Usually that offence will be theft, but most jurisdictions specify others which fall within the ambit of burglary. To commit a burglary is to burgle (in British English) or burglarize (in American English).[3] wordnetweb.princeton.edu (incase you dont trust a wiki) : entering a building unlawfully with intent to commit a felony or to steal valuable property. none of these mention anything "by cover of night" http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=burglarize proof that burglarized is a word (at least according to the university of Princeton) (also wiki lists it as a alternitive to Burglary. and i dont see how posting this ip would help his situation any (most likely it would just make it worse, people contacting the thief, or the thief taking measures to obscure the correct IP), your claim that he is "making shit up" is groundless and without merit. My Point: YOU sir, are a TROLL.

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  159. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

    Try investigating the cost of a PLUP. For a relatively low dollar amount, you can have in excess of $1M in liability insurance. You are much more likely to be able to settle a major death/injury claim for that and avoid the situation you specify.

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  160. BS by Taxman415a · · Score: 1

    While wrongful death, etc, judgements can be very large, it's not automatic that they will take your house, make you claim bankruptcy, etc. The most they can take is your assets other than your house and some portion of your income. The gubbmint doesn't want you going bankrupt and homeless so they limit the amount that can be taken to reduce the likelihood of that. Your option is buy no insurance, pray that nothing happens and if it does, just give up everything they can take. Another option is to buy more liability insurance. It's not that expensive. Once you get up into the million dollar range, then the insurance company is majorly on the hook and then you have their shark lawyers working partly on your side to prevent the other party from recovering everything you have. Most likely the settlement will be something less than your policy limits. Of course they may try to get out of paying at all, but you can then sick other lawyers on them if need be, and/or apply pressure from the state insurance regulators, press, etc to get them to fall in line. Self insuring and hoping you can build up enough assets in MFs fast enough to cover a settlement is a really bad idea considering liability insurance is actually cheap, most people can't build up assets that fast, and who would want to have to pay out millions just in order to save a couple hundred a year on liability insurance? Not all insurance is that cheap, but liability insurance is a particularly stupid one to skip out on if you have any decent amount of assets or income.

    So yeah, insurance is slightly a racket in that it is just as corrupt as most industries and has an added incentive not to pay out, it's nowhere near the racket you claim it to be. That incentive not to pay out is balanced by the desire to keep customers happy which requires paying out legitimate claims. If you buy from more reputable companies and follow the terms of the contract (such as not lying on the application to get cheaper rates), then you are in better shape.

  161. Whos the idiot that left a laptop in a car? by urbieta · · Score: 1

    So what is the name of the idiot that left a laptop in a car? hahaha just a week ago a friend of mine left his laptop in a car while I carried mine with me, I was with him, he got a broken window and a stolen laptop, my laptop was safe with me, what to do? DONT LEVAE VALUABLES IN CARS you moron and go back to daddy for some more laptop money

  162. Talk to Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You said that this was a new Dell laptop. Depending on what model you purchased, Dell may have installed a security chip in the laptop, the 'laptop lo-jack'. And unless you've already disabled all of the annoying programs installed by default on all dell laptops that regularly communicate with Dell in the background, they'll be able to provide more information to law enforcement. I imagine that if dell has any sort of protocol for communicating with law enforcement about stolen laptops, they could be helpful. Of course, it's dell. So you may find out that your warranty expired the day before the laptop was stolen and it'll cost you twice the purchase price of a new laptop to get their assistance.

    But it might be worth a shot.

  163. Directed anger... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    Just for the record, I wasn't really ranting at you, I was ranting at the insurance companies. I didn't mean you any ill will, though it looks like that might have been my intention in my post.

  164. Re:First, cars do not be burgled, second by canesfan · · Score: 1

    Actually as a former Reserve Police Officer I can assure you that in fact cars or as the police refer to them "vehicles" can in fact be burglarized. The official term or statute will read "Burglary of a conveyance". On our reports in fact you had a check box for Burglary and then another for type which included the conveyance option.

  165. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    In case you don't know this yet, insurance is a scam. It sounds nice in theory, but it's legalized gambling with a twist--you're betting money on something bad happening instead of something good. Just like in a casino, in which the house always comes out ahead, the insurance companies will always come out ahead, too. There's actually a special word for people who make sure this stays true, they're called actuaries. Add up all of the money you--and your employer, on your behalf--have paid over the years for insurance, and imagine how far that money would have gone had you paid it into, I dunno, a mutual fund or something instead of paying for actuaries and marble-halled buildings. You might actually be able to pay off a large liability claim if you had.

    There are a lot of differences between insurance and gambling. Yes, in both cases the expected value is less than what you pay. However, in gambling the standard deviation increases... in insurance the standard deviation decreases (a sure loss instead of an unlikely but huge loss). That is to say, insurance makes life predictable. And predictability is worth something.

    Of course insurance companies have to make a profit (well, except for the non-profit ones).

    But where you really get off the rails is when you think if you add up all the insurance premiums, you'd be able to cover the huge losses. The only reason insurance works is because 100 times the premiums can cover the losses (and expenses and profits), but it only happens one percent of the time.

    Similarly, you misunderstand the requirement for automobile insurance. The first, moral, part is that some of your actions with an automobile can produce massive externalities. Insurance is the only way most people can cover those massive externalities in the case of an accident, hence it is required. More than one state has the ability to put up a bond, that is the limit that your insurance would cover, instead of purchasing insurance. However, that's cost prohibitive. But to drive you have to prove you can pay to repair the damage you can do.

    Liability insurance wouldn't decrease because the other person had insurance as it only applies if you are at fault. Comprehensive insurance becomes cheaper to provide, however. Whether those savings get passed on to the customer is an interesting question.

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  166. Re:More importantly... by Myopic · · Score: 1

    Stealing and violence are both usually wrong, and both sometimes okay. I'm sure you already knew that.

  167. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    If you own a car that you can't afford to repair or replace without assistance from an insurance company, you are not living within your means, get a cheaper car.

    Why do you believe this? If someone can afford one expensive car, but cannot afford two expensive cars, they can still be be living within their means when purchasing the first. They just have to be able to afford a more comprehensive vehicle insurance.

    Assuming that they can comfortably insure the car, how are they not living within their means?

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  168. Re:Typical American anarchic stupidity by Rand1956 · · Score: 1

    You, sir or madam, are thoroughly mistaken. I'll make you a deal: My email address is my UID and is at gmail. Contact me and I'll send you emails from the cops, Comcast and the university. .

  169. Re:The Broken Window Principle by capedgirardeau · · Score: 1

    That theory has been pretty widely discredited. The wikipedia page provides links to peer reviewed studies that show it really has no effect on the major crime rates.

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  170. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    I suppose you're right, if you know your insurance contract like the back of your hand and can be sure your insurance company can't weasel out of paying for the repairs/replacement, and you're sure you'll still be able to comfortably insure the car after any rate increases. It's too much of a gamble for my taste though.

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  171. IP address tracked to name,address,phone by bigfootchick · · Score: 5, Informative

    That person was tracked down to his location - he lives in New Richmond and uses ISP Fuse Internet Access.
    Please contact Rick Wagner by email at wagner@fuse.net or hostmaster@fuse.net , or phone at +1-513-397-6598 or +1-800-387-3638.
    I talked to Dick and he said he will be happy to assist you.

  172. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

    I don't know... drivers are already pretty bad out here in SoCal... I'm perfectly happy not to have any drunk ones around, too.

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  173. Re:File a civil suit for discovery of the IP addre by jordandeamattson · · Score: 1

    Not is you handle the filings yourself. You don't need a lawyer. In the words of Nolo Press, "Don't feed the sharks!".

    I can prepare - for myself only, since I am not an accredited member of any bar - all of the filings outlined above with reference to a few books which are available in any university library.

    Yes, it would take some time and some money - depending on your income you can get filing fees waived - but it can be done for a lot less than $400 an hour.

    I most probably could pull it off for $100 in cash and a few hours of my time.

  174. .. I know that this must be the criminal.. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Um, no you don't. It could be the next guy who bought the laptop from the thief.

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  175. File a Civil Writ of Replevin by systemeng · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If your state has replevin laws on the books file for a civil writ of replevin. This writ order the sheriff to seize such property so it can be brought to court to determine the true owner. You have to post a bond for the value of the property but you get that back when it's proven to be yours. This is only legal for items with specific identities like serial numbers. You cant replevin 100 lbs of wheat because there is no way to prove which wheat it is. I never actually did this but considered it when someone stool some of my tools and I knew who it was and had witnesses.

  176. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Simetrical · · Score: 1

    What insurance is good for is one thing and one thing only: To handle things between minor fender benders up to totaling a car and/or covering relatively minor injuries to others or major ones to yourself. Anything past that and you're screwed. Anything less than that, and you're better off simply paying out of your own pocket because of how much higher your premiums will be.

    Assuming you can actually afford to pay out of your own pocket. Not everyone can afford to pay ten thousand dollars all at once for damaging someone's fancy car. If you can afford to pay close to your insurer's maximum payout out-of-pocket, then insurance isn't worthwhile, no.

    In case you don't know this yet, insurance is a scam. It sounds nice in theory, but it's legalized gambling with a twist--you're betting money on something bad happening instead of something good.

    The difference is key. In gambling, you accept a known loss for the chance of a very large gain. In insurance, you accept a known loss to avoid the chance of a very large loss. What's the difference? Money has decreasing marginal utility. Every dollar you earn is worth less than the last. This is especially evident at the high end: ten billion dollars isn't appreciably more useful than a billion dollars, certainly not ten times as useful.

    So say you bet one dollar for a one-in-a-million chance to win a million dollars. Your expected monetary gain is zero, but your expected utility gain is negative. A million dollars is less than a million times as useful as one dollar, so you're losing out. The fact that your odds will be less than one-in-a-million just amplifies your loss; even if it were even you'd still be losing.

    On the other hand, say you have a one-in-a-million chance of losing a million dollars. If you can pay a dollar to avoid that, it's almost certainly worth it. The utility loss from losing a million dollars is much more than a million times the utility loss of using one dollar. So in this case, it would be a good deal if you were paying exactly on the odds as here. Whether it's a good deal in real life depends on how much extra the insurance company charges: it might or might not be a good deal.

    Just like in a casino, in which the house always comes out ahead, the insurance companies will always come out ahead, too.

    Yes, they'll always come out ahead, but that doesn't mean you don't also come out ahead. It's perfectly possible for both parties in a transaction to gain utility from it. In the case of a casino, they come out ahead, but more importantly you come out behind. This is not always true for insurance (although it can be, as with any good or service).

    Add up all of the money you--and your employer, on your behalf--have paid over the years for insurance, and imagine how far that money would have gone had you paid it into, I dunno, a mutual fund or something instead of paying for actuaries and marble-halled buildings. You might actually be able to pay off a large liability claim if you had.

    If we're talking about you, or a small employer, then sure, all those insurance premiums would be enough to pay for a large liability claim. That does defeat the purpose of insurance – as long as you only got the claim after you had been stockpiling money for long enough. That's the flaw. So how to get around it? Well, you could pool together with a bunch of other people, so the pot is big enough from the start that it's unlikely to be depleted . . . hmm, why didn't anyone ever think of that?

    If we're talking about a large employer, then they probably aren't paying for insurance at all. A company that owns 100,000 buildings across the world generally does not pay for fire insurance, for example. Why? Because they can just pay directly and skip the insurers, since the cost is no big dea

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  177. Go up the chain by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 1

    Forget the high-tech hi-jinks. Obviously the cops aren't going to get your laptop back if you give them directions to the thief's house. The local police and the university police don't want to do their job. That might cut into their part time job running security at the local Walmart. You need to remind them that you, the taxpayer, pay their salary. You do that by going to where you have power, and that's your state legislature. Call your delegate and state senator. Most likely they'll call the local sergeant and ask him to get you off their ass. Suddenly your $1000 laptop is that sergeants first priority. Trust me, I spend a lot of time in my state's capital and I see this all the time. Power belongs to those who speak loudest.

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  178. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't expect premiums to go down because everyone has insurance.

    You wouldn't expect liability insurance to go down, but you would expect comprehensive, since it covers the cost of an uninsured driver colliding with you.

    (Other types of mandatory automobile insurance are state nannying, yes, just like mandatory health insurance

    Emergency medical treatment is provided (ambulances sent, ER admissions) absent any method of payment. Therefore the cost for the people who cannot pay their bills gets spread out to those who can. Therefore, some amount of insurance is just as justifiable for healthcare.

    Higher levels of insurance required and subsidized are justified by some people who consider it a human right. Or people who feel that it is cheaper (the stitch in time method) that allowing poor people to wait until they need to go to the hospital.

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  179. Try your county sheriff by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    Try your county sheriff. The cops are appointed and their boss is the mayor or in the case of the college the dean. The sheriff is elected and reports to the people. Go there and tell them that you are not getting decent help from the campus cops.

    It is also true that you can go to the courts yourself and get the court to subpoena the ISP's records. They will cooperate.

  180. keep fucking that chicken by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

    Whathe!No correlationisnotcausation keyword from the masses?

    Attention summary poster, current user is not necessarily the thief. How about possibilities?

    + lost again
    + sold
    + pawned
    + pawned then sold
    + lost again then pawned then sold
    + gifted
    + lost again then gifted
    + lost again then gifted then sold ...

    See? I can go on on forever but you should be enlightened just about now.

  181. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by digitalunity · · Score: 1

    No, jail has not been shown to lower recidivism in DUI offenders. Neither have larger fines or lowering the BAC limit.

    At .02, there is no discernible loss of coordination or CNS depression. Your posts seem awefully biased so I won't try to further convince you of the insanity of a hard-line stance. Drinking and driving stems from our countries attitudes towards alcohol. Being forbidden for minors makes it impossible for them to learn to consume alcohol responsibly in the presence of adults. Instead, they learn to drink from other minors and end up in a binge drinking cycle.

    The number of binging teens as a percentage of all teens who have had alcohol is very high. We need to change our alcohol culture before we can end drunk driving, and no amount of laws, fines or jail cells will change that.

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  182. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by digitalunity · · Score: 1

    Yes you do. 0.8% is fatal and honestly, by consuming even everclear, I don't think you could ingest it fast enough to get your BAC to .8% before you die. Only way to hit .8% before you die is to inject it directly into your veins.

    I think you meant .08%, which is our legal limit in all 50 states now. That's the per se limit, meaning being at .08% or higher BAC means you are by law impaired, even if you demonstrate in field sobriety testing that you are within your faculties to operate a vehicle.

    You can still get a DUI if you blow under .08% but most police won't waste their time with that unless they can demonstrate that you are impaired beyond just your alcohol consumption(pills, sleep deprivation, whatever).

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  183. you all assume the new owner is the thief by vaporland · · Score: 1

    what if the real thief didn't bother erasing anything and sold the laptop on craigslist? the new owner may have no idea the laptop is stolen...

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  184. same problem by ulfjens58 · · Score: 1

    They stole my new laptop three days ago. I changed my password to gmail and will check for unnatural activity on my gmail account any other ideas what I can do I have the serialnumber for my hp protected by a fingerprint and or a 4 position code please

  185. Try this: by caricc · · Score: 1

    You may have better luck if you could get one of the university techs to help out. Also if you know your mac address you could contact the isp and ask them nicely if they can either give you the ip address location and or the same for the mac. You may be surprised to find this may help a lot. The university techs should be able to give you your mac address also. That is if you didn't use a wireless router between the laptop and the university system. Then you may be able to file a police report with this information. A lot of times if you can't give them the exact location of where it is. Then they won't help.

  186. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    They pay for the damages you caused in an accident with the money from everybody else paying who did not get into an accident.

    Ha! Are you really that naive?

    No, that is only what they tell you they are doing. In reality, they are taking everyone's money, keeping billions of it for themselves, and hiring people whose sole jobs are to screw you out of receiving anything for legitimate claims.

    I'm not exaggerating, and I'm not kidding. It is a dirty and corrupt industry.

  187. Re:google maps for: Lat 39.0972 -84.1225 by pbhj · · Score: 1

    Isn't that just the location of the ISP's server farm?

  188. Last.fm? by hao3 · · Score: 1

    I had something similar happen. The thief (or fence) opened iTunes and it automatically connects to Last.fm. I didn't think the police would be much help in getting an IP address from there, if they had it. (Although Last.fm is based in London). Anyone here work at Last.fm?

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  189. I am sure it can be done by Galik · · Score: 1

    Contact the ISP to whom the IP addresses are registered, through a lawyer. Tell them that the laptop is stolen and ask them to confirm in writing that they could produce the name and address of the person using those IP numbers at the given time, if required to by law. They don't need to give you that info, just confirm that they have it. Then you can approach the police showing them that the only thing they need to do is obtain a subpoena for the info from the ISP to resolve the case.

  190. Doesn't matter by Galik · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter. The new owner is not the lawful owner and must forfeit the laptop to the person who rightfully owns it. It is then up to them to help you track down the thief.

  191. get a lawyer by xda · · Score: 1

    unless your life / property is in danger the legal system isn't going to react to you unless you have a lawyer. since your laptop has already been stolen, think of it as dead. the police aren't going to rush to the scene.

  192. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Albanach · · Score: 1

    Yes you do. 0.8% is fatal and honestly, by consuming even everclear, I don't think you could ingest it fast enough to get your BAC to .8% before you die. Only way to hit .8% before you die is to inject it directly into your veins.

    Okay, I missed a zero.

    Frighteningly, wikipedia reckon a few folk have managed to surpass 0.8%.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content#Limits_by_country_.28BrAC:_Breath_Alcohol_Content.29

  193. simple steps by mattr · · Score: 1

    can you get a photo of him?
    isp could log his stream
    ask isp first, and call police in cincinatti.
    don't try to trap him without telling police.

  194. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Simetrical · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't expect liability insurance to go down, but you would expect comprehensive, since it covers the cost of an uninsured driver colliding with you.

    All else being equal, yes. It might have been masked by rate increases due to other things like inflation, though. Usually the price of goods and services goes up steadily over time, so a moderate cost saving might be reflected in a longer period until the next price increase, rather than an actual price decrease.

    Emergency medical treatment is provided (ambulances sent, ER admissions) absent any method of payment. Therefore the cost for the people who cannot pay their bills gets spread out to those who can. Therefore, some amount of insurance is just as justifiable for healthcare.

    Well, it's not quite the same, since conceivably you could also just not require emergency rooms to treat patients without payment. But if you're going to require that they be treated, then yes, the same rationale applies to limited mandatory health insurance as applies to mandatory liability insurance.

    Or people who feel that it is cheaper (the stitch in time method) that allowing poor people to wait until they need to go to the hospital.

    My understanding is that prevention often costs more than treatment, so I don't think this is obviously correct as a general rule. In some cases, doubtless.

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  195. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    You're dead on with your response about insurance rates. Most likely however, the competitively determined "fair" profit simply absorbed those cost savings.

    I tend to think it would be impossible to force hospitals to assess someone's ability to pay before emergency treatment. After all, do I have insurance? Am I a millionaire? Of course I'll tell you I'll pay if I'm conscious, and of course they can foreclose on my double-wide when I don't afterwards. Sometimes, maybe, they can run a credit check, but see, I forgot my social, and I'm screaming in pain and about to pass out.

    Therefore, we make hospitals provide emergency services, then try to get paid.

    You may have misunderstood what I meant by "a stitch in time". While I certainly think vaccines should be forced down everyone's throat for free, I was actually talking about the "one stitch" that prevents "nine". That is, not pervasive education, although probably screening. If you have your finger mangled, but have to wait for it to get ganggreen, that doesn't help you and makes it more expensive to fix. If you have pneumonia, and wait for it to do serious damage to your lungs.

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  196. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Simetrical · · Score: 1

    I tend to think it would be impossible to force hospitals to assess someone's ability to pay before emergency treatment. After all, do I have insurance? Am I a millionaire? Of course I'll tell you I'll pay if I'm conscious, and of course they can foreclose on my double-wide when I don't afterwards. Sometimes, maybe, they can run a credit check, but see, I forgot my social, and I'm screaming in pain and about to pass out.

    Therefore, we make hospitals provide emergency services, then try to get paid.

    This rationale only applies to cases where the patient is unable to communicate about whether they can cover the treatment. My impression (could easily be wrong) is that the law typically requires hospitals to provide emergency treatment even to people who they know can't pay. This is justifiable on humanitarian grounds, if you're not a hardcore economic conservative/libertarian, but it's not at all the same rationale as automobile liability insurance.

    You may have misunderstood what I meant by "a stitch in time". While I certainly think vaccines should be forced down everyone's throat for free, I was actually talking about the "one stitch" that prevents "nine". That is, not pervasive education, although probably screening. If you have your finger mangled, but have to wait for it to get ganggreen, that doesn't help you and makes it more expensive to fix. If you have pneumonia, and wait for it to do serious damage to your lungs.

    This is only true once you know you have a serious problem, though. Generally people will go for treatment regardless once they hit that point, and don't need to be encouraged. (No?) If they don't, it's probably because they hope it will get better without treatment. In that case, you have to trade off the costs of putting off necessary treatment against the costs of receiving unnecessary treatment (because maybe it really isn't needed).

    In medicine as in other things, people are biased to think that caution and long-term planning are always good ideas, and that incaution and short-term planning are only pragmatic compromises. In a lot of cases, though, caution and long-term planning can cause more long-term cost than the opposite, because they result in more wasted resources. If you only go to the doctor when you know you have to, you put yourself at more risk of lasting harm, but less risk of wasting money. (Kind of like opting out of insurance.) Whether this is a good idea depends on the exact level of harm and money we're talking about.

    So yeah, sometimes going to the doctor early can save everyone money, but sometimes it can lose money. Sometimes it can save you, but sometimes it can kill you – preventive medical techniques are not without risk, and even entering a hospital puts you at non-negligible risk of routine infection. So it depends.

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  197. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    This rationale only applies to cases where the patient is unable to communicate about whether they can cover the treatment. My impression (could easily be wrong) is that the law typically requires hospitals to provide emergency treatment even to people who they know can't pay.

    Except, all circumstances are cases where the patient is unable to communicate if they can pay. There is a powerful incentive to lie, and the cost (in time) to verify would easily be prohibitive in an emergency. To prevent hospitals from requiring payment-up-front, the government had to step in. What other solution could there be?

    And that's just from a "protecting the market from a market failure" conservative argument. I think most people want to live in a society with the humanitarian rational as well.

    If you only go to the doctor when you know you have to, you put yourself at more risk of lasting harm, but less risk of wasting money.

    Except there are people who know they should go to a doctor, but have to wait until it is an emergency. That doesn't help anyone. There's no risk being avoided, just an inability to pay.

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  198. Well by nu1x · · Score: 1

    To tell you the truth, if I found a compy in a middle of nowhere, then I would take out the battery, bring it home, take out HD, mount it and try to find an owner by data.

    If the compy lacked important / identifying data, I dunno, bring it to lost and found ?

    I would NEVER turn it on as it is, intact.

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  199. Re:Actually, that's NOT what insurance is good for by Simetrical · · Score: 1

    Except, all circumstances are cases where the patient is unable to communicate if they can pay. There is a powerful incentive to lie, and the cost (in time) to verify would easily be prohibitive in an emergency. To prevent hospitals from requiring payment-up-front, the government had to step in. What other solution could there be?

    Hmm. I suppose so. You might be able to prove that you can pay, by presenting your insurance card or such, but you can't prove that you can't pay, because there's no way to demonstrate that you didn't leave your insurance card at home, don't have a rich uncle who will cover it, etc. Good point.

    And that's just from a "protecting the market from a market failure" conservative argument. I think most people want to live in a society with the humanitarian rational as well.

    Yes, certainly (me included).

    Except there are people who know they should go to a doctor, but have to wait until it is an emergency. That doesn't help anyone. There's no risk being avoided, just an inability to pay.

    Hmm, I see. So you're saying that once the poor already have emergency medical coverage that's paid for by other people, it makes sense to give them some types of other coverage so they can avoid more expensive emergency treatment. This does make sense in the cases where the prevention is likely to be less expensive than the emergency treatment, so it's a good (non-humanitarian) argument for at least very limited public funding of medicine for the poor. But it still only covers a small subset of medical care, surely not things like routine checkups.

    Okay, I think we pretty much agree at this point. I have to commend you for carrying on an intelligent and productive discussion on Slashdot to its conclusion. Too bad it doesn't happen more often (on Slashdot, or in life generally).

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  200. Best thing to do by xmvince · · Score: 1

    Is get insurance. My laptop was stolen out of my car, filed for insurance claim and got $1200 :)