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Computer De-Evolution: Awesome Features We've Lost

jfruhlinger writes "If you listened to tech marketing departments, you'd believe that advances in computers have been a nonstop march upwards. But is that really true? What about all the great features early hackers had in the '70s and '80s that are now hard to find or lost forever, like clicky keyboards and customizable screen height? This article looks at much beloved features that lost the evolutionary war."

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  1. Not-a-concept by elsurexiste · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Devolution doesn't have a meaning, because evolution doesn't mean changes for the better.

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    1. Re:Not-a-concept by 91degrees · · Score: 0

      Evolution can mean to develop or improve. It has come to mean gradual adaptation through mutation, because Darwin chose the term Evolution to refer to that but that added a new meaning to the term. It didn't replace it.

    2. Re:Not-a-concept by billcopc · · Score: 1

      You're right. In this case, we're simply going backwards, so we could call it regression.

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    3. Re:Not-a-concept by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

      de-evolution may not have a meaning, but devolution has a meaning: gradually becoming an early 80s band that wore red conical pyramid hats and liked to whip it, whip it good

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    4. Re:Not-a-concept by daeley · · Score: 1

      They tell us that we lost our tails, evolving up from little snails.
      I say it's all just wind in sails. Are we not men?

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    5. Re:Not-a-concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Evolution has always meant gradual change just like revolution has always meant rapid change. Neither should be taken to imply "for the better".

    6. Re:Not-a-concept by frps25 · · Score: 1

      Errr... Nop, you're wrong on that one http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/evolution Evolution: c (1) : a process of continuous change from a lower, simpler, or worse to a higher, more complex, or better state

    7. Re:Not-a-concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite the fact that my lips are for some reason dry and cracking, and this made me hurt like hell when I laughed, I have given thee a +1 Funny.

    8. Re:Not-a-concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. one possible definition would be to change from a simpler to a more complex state. The definition uses the word "OR" not "AND".

    9. Re:Not-a-concept by jdray · · Score: 1

      "because Darwin chose the term Evolution to refer to that, thereby evolving the term."

      There, fixed it for you.

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    10. Re:Not-a-concept by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Evolution does mean improvement over time in the common parlance. I tried slogging through Darwin's Origin of Species. I make the distinction between evolution and natural selection. A moose might be naturally selected to grow huge antlers that the chicks dig, but gets him tied up in brush and barb wire. Pandas and koalas are naturally selected to have narrowly targeted digestive systems that expose them to starvation should the environment change drastically. Natural selection just means changes that increase your odds of passing on genes in a given environment at a given time. A stupid monkey that doesn't waste the blood flow to his brain when resources limited and strength works better for acquiring food might be more survivable than a really smart monkey forces to commit 25% of his blood flow to his brain when it's not really helping him.

      Evolution has come to mean talking dogs in a million years.

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    11. Re:Not-a-concept by DriedClexler · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Wow, good thing they didn't use it in a biological context, or that *would* have been an error! As it stands, it only trips up people who are bad at metaphors and other abstract thought.

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    12. Re:Not-a-concept by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      Devolution means the reversal of evolutionary changes, it is therefore a subtype of evolution itself and occurs frequently in biology. The classification of devolution with respect to evolution is generally the decreasing instead of increasing of complexity, or as wikipedia puts it, reverting to a more primitive form. Generally if a word is used, it has a meaning, and if that meaning also happens to be listed in a dictionary, then your argument is stupid. Prefixes and suffixes are usually pretty elastic in their meaning. Devolution is not a good example of this however as it works fairly well descriptively. A much better example is ravel vs. unravel. If you want to complain about misused prefixes you should start here. Despite it being counterintuitive however unravel still means what it means whether you like it or not.

    13. Re:Not-a-concept by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      What? Reading the link you included makes it pretty clear that the text you quoted is not the only or original definition of the word evolution. In addition to that, your interpretation of the text you quoted does not acknowledge that "a better state" is not suggested to be the only possible result of the process of continuous change.

    14. Re:Not-a-concept by torgis · · Score: 3, Informative

      I beg to differ.

      Origin: 1535–45; ( Middle French ) Medieval Latin devolution - (stem of devolutio) a rolling down, equivalent to Latin devolut( us ) rolled down (past participle of devolvere; see devolve) + -ion-

      Not only is it a word meaning "to roll down" or "roll back" dating back almost 500 years, it can also mean to de-evolve. This is not a word has been made up recently as an opposite to evolution in the Darwinian sense.

      Sources here and here.

    15. Re:Not-a-concept by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      We are DEVO!

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    16. Re:Not-a-concept by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Evolution has no concept of "going forward" or backwards, or whatever. It is simply differences that increases the chances of the genes being passed on. It has no set direction because the differences that accomplish this change as the circumstances change.

    17. Re:Not-a-concept by smelch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, which means it can be used to mean any of those things, and the opposite of one of those things is to go from better to worse. Since it works in one case it works.

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    18. Re:Not-a-concept by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Perhaps to satisfy ./ pedants, authors of articles and the summaries we read here will, in the future, use only words with one possible definition, and that one and only definition hyperlinked so that there can be no pretense of confusion.

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    19. Re:Not-a-concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a hard way, the way of being a man. Sooner or later we all want a thing that is bad. To walk on all fours. To suck up drink from a stream. To jabber, instead of saying the words. To go snuffling at the earth, and to claw on the bark of trees. To eat flesh, or fish. To make love to more than one, every which way. These are all bad things. These are not the things that men do. But we are men, are we not? We are men because the Father has made us men!

    20. Re:Not-a-concept by Lazareth · · Score: 1

      I contest that definition. Both because it lessens the language by muddling and overloading a term with definitions better covered by other terms and because I cannot find it defined as such in any other dictionary but Merriam-Webster.

      Evolution is, today, at its heart a scientific term that means something very closely defined. A gradual, rarely sudden, change over time, brought upon by evolutionary pressure and happenstance -- how well a change survives collision with the environment of its host.

      Usually this change, by its nature, is beneficial in the sense that it must, by necessity, be advantageous to survive the environment. However this is not a hard rule. Beneficial traits can easily evolve away for no real reason other than the evolutionary pressure being lessened. If suddenly the pressure returns it can spell doom for the species, but sadly that is how evolution work -- it is entirely blind and unintelligent.
      Likewise evolution need not go from a simple state to a complex state. Indeed, this has nothing to do with the definition at all. If there is evolutionary pressure for more complex states than that is what will happen eventually, if not then it won't.

      The definition of evolution that your cite from Merriam-Webster is born out of a need for simplistic minds to have a certain ordering on evolution, a step-ladder if you will of evolutionary states, so that petty humans can raise themselves on a pedestal and claim evolutionary superiority. This ordering is false. The only way you can really define any ordering on evolution is by time; and until you build a time machine and go back in time the term "devolution" has no meaning. You can talk about regression from a state to one previously held and that would make sense, but it is still evolution. /rant

    21. Re:Not-a-concept by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      evolution doesn't mean changes for the better.

      In biology, evolution doesn't mean changes for the better, but the biological term was borrowed from an older English word which generally did mean changes for the better.

      The biologically equivalent concept is "more fit", but even that is subject to heavy misinterpretation. I'd go on about the details of the misinterpretation (e.g. apex predators like wolves and tigers are generally far less fit than insects or grasses), but that's getting off-topic. My main point is still that evolution (or even the neologism "de-evolution") is an accurate term in this context despite the now-widespread association of the term with biology. My dictionary still lists the non-biological meaning of "evolution" first.

    22. Re:Not-a-concept by pacinpm · · Score: 1

      It has. It moves towards features better suited to survive. So for example Homo Sapiens is "better" than Homo Neanderlthaltis because it has better survivability.

    23. Re:Not-a-concept by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      The Origin of the Species use the term evolution (and variants) only once -- the last word is "evolved". Charles Darwin used the term "natural selection". At the time "evolution" meant pre-formation -- a theory that women were stacking dolls containing tiny copies of all future generations within them.

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    24. Re:Not-a-concept by Unequivocal · · Score: 2

      A few biologists I've read and been taught by posit that in fact it is perturbations in the environment that drive a lot of the fitness selection and evolution we see in the record. So neanderthals might have been equally competitive until a change in environment which sapiens were more able to exploit as-is or more quickly evolved to take advantage of (changes such as expansion to new locations, change in climate, etc). Not saying you're "wrong" just wanted to add that nuance to the discussion.

    25. Re:Not-a-concept by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      DEV0 as in /dev/null?

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    26. Re:Not-a-concept by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Off topic to the article, but I agree. I see too many people misusing the meaning of evolution. Ie, silly people discussing what "evolutionary advantages" something has, be it grandmothers, homosexuality, guilt, and so on. Evolution is not about optimization, it's about change. Maybe that fish does not have red stripes because there was an advantage to that color, but because it is a mere side effect to a mutation that lead to more offspring surviving.

      People like to think that we're more evolved than the neanderthals, without considering that maybe bacteria are more evolved than we are as well.

    27. Re:Not-a-concept by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      You're not understanding it correctly. Evolution does not proceed in a constant direction towards "better" because "survivability" is a moving target. For example, there's considerable evidence that Neanderthals were considerably better adapted to cold climates than we are. They were more more "evolved" than we were to survive in Ice Age Europe. But when the Ice Age ended, the rules changed, and they were supplanted.

    28. Re:Not-a-concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My GOD. You guys will argue about ANYTHING!!!

    29. Re:Not-a-concept by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Nope. One of the features of the English language is that many words mean many different things in different contexts. A competent speaker of the language has no difficulty determining which meaning is the intended one in the context of the discussion. A desire to contest definitions and abhor his overloading is born out of a need for simplistic minds to have a context-free lexicon, but that isn't how any human language works, nor is there any benefit to this for fluent speakers of one, although granted it would be a help to people still learning the language.

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    30. Re:Not-a-concept by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      ...dating back almost 500 years...

      More, really, when you consider it's a loanword.

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    31. Re:Not-a-concept by brusk · · Score: 1

      That's true as the term is used in biology, but there's no reason it should automatically have the same connotation in other fields, and in fact it doesn't. In other areas, such as technology, it has long (at least since the 19th century) had the sense of increasing complexity and/or gradual improvement. Why should the fact thay in biology it has a specialized meaning force us to abandon its other usages?

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    32. Re:Not-a-concept by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It means to develop gradually.

      Whether or not people see the evolution as a plus or minus is irrelevant.

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    33. Re:Not-a-concept by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the millions of people who "incorrectly" say "decelerate," when they're technically talking about acceleration.

    34. Re:Not-a-concept by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Its the same meaning. You just decided that the change was an improvement.

      Even gradual change to something you consider 'bad' is evolving.

      There is just evolving, no de-evolve.

      In fact, technology is a great example. It general moves to what people want. What people want change over time. Something we have now and take fro granted may be seen as a disadvantage to someone from 100 year ago.
      Like instance access to a live operator n the phone.

      We aren't abandoning other uses. Evolve means change over time. Not good or bad.

      Natural select did not invent the word evolve, nor did it change it's definition.

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    35. Re:Not-a-concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People can't always spot an evolved behavior. For instance on seeing Steve Balmer chanting Developers, Developers, Developers, all dripping and sweaty, few realize that it is a highly evolved instinct which produces a very foul odor which can drive cannibals away. Although he could feed a large group of cannibals for some time, they would opt for better smelling and tasting CEOs. A CEO like that may also know a thing or two about extracting fuel from the blubber of a beached whale.

    36. Re:Not-a-concept by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes. however 'better state' is a moving target.

      thinking that it must be more complex is really wrong. You can evolve to be less complex. As can technology.

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    37. Re:Not-a-concept by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Are we not men?

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    38. Re:Not-a-concept by TWX · · Score: 1

      I donno, when we lost the ability to use Tiny Elvis things went downhill...

      "uhh, uh... Look at that Icon. That thing's HUGE!"

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    39. Re:Not-a-concept by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...devolution has a meaning:

      Yes. It's British for the transfer of reponsibility (but not power) to regional parliaments.

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    40. Re:Not-a-concept by Lazareth · · Score: 1

      A chair is not a crate, even if both happen to provide a place for sitting. Trying to get crate to cover the meaning of the word "chair" in the name of linguistic ambiguity is doing your language a disservice.
      I am not speaking against the creative use and evolution of language, merely the ignorant misuse of it. The difference is a hair-thin line.

    41. Re:Not-a-concept by refactored · · Score: 1

      I really miss the Whack-A-Pendant feature my old wooden tally stick had.

    42. Re:Not-a-concept by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      Technically we never stop accelerating. The consequences of ceasing to accelerate, given our velocity (with respect to the point at around the centre of the earth) of around 230 metres per second at the equator, would be rather unfortunate. Even if you were standing precisely on one of the poles, bits of you would be accelerating in different directions. Then there's the roughly 15,000 metres per second with respect to the centre of the Sun. Then there's the roughly 220,000 metres per second with respect to the centre of the galaxy. Which is just one of the reasons a certain automobile manufacturer had to concede that gravity is rather important.

    43. Re:Not-a-concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also subtracting doesn't mean anything because adding-up isn't necessarily an improvement *giggles*

      ps: devolution/devlooSHn/Noun
      1. The transfer or delegation of power to a lower level, esp. by central government to local or regional administration.
      2. Descent or degeneration to a lower or worse state.
      note: not the exact opposite of evolution ;-)
      - imma

    44. Re:Not-a-concept by nagnamer · · Score: 1

      Anyway, what the people in the interview wanted was precisely that: for tech to de-evolve back to the point where they were happy with it. So, it's still wrong usage.

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    45. Re:Not-a-concept by Phoghat · · Score: 1
      We are not computers

      We Are Devo

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    46. Re:Not-a-concept by Drugmath · · Score: 1

      The devolution will not be televised... thank God.

    47. Re:Not-a-concept by sjames · · Score: 1

      Evolution does mean changes increasing fitness for environment. Perhaps some people feel that the loss of those features makes things less suitable.

    48. Re:Not-a-concept by Ferzerp · · Score: 1

      Evolution has nothing to do with survival and has everything to do with gene propagation.

      It is a very important distinction to make.

  2. They forgot the most important feature of all... by countertrolling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reset switch/button!

    A real, mechanical 'off' switch, on the front of the machine, gets an honorable mention.

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  3. Lost clickly keyboards? by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not only are they still working fine, typing this on a Model M, but Unicomp still makes them. You can buy a brand new one if you want right now.

    1. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not only are they still working fine, typing this on a Model M, but Unicomp still makes them. You can buy a brand new one if you want right now.

      I've got one at home and will get one at work as soon as I kill the existing unit. Here's a link to their site.

    2. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Lunaritian · · Score: 1

      I have a Das Keyboard, which is also a clicky, mechanical keyboard. Costs €120, but it's really worth it. The only downside is that every other keyboard feels horrible after getting used to it :/

    3. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have one right now, plus a spare. Here's the link for Unicomp: http://pckeyboards.stores.yahoo.net/

    4. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 2

      A good, cheap alternative is the Razer Blackwidow (base version-- not the "Blackwidow Ultimate"). Previous Razer keyboards have pretty much sucked, but this one is great, uses Cherry Blue switches, and has a pretty solid build (I swear it weighs like 8 lbs). It's not as good as the Das (although I say it is damn near close), but it only costs about $60 at Newegg.

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    5. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only are they still working fine, typing this on a Model M, but Unicomp still makes them. You can buy a brand new one if you want right now.

      They make keyboards that are set up for linux too. I'll try one soon. Loved the first IBM keyboards. Nothing comes close

    6. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Yep, I'm using a Model M from 1984 still. I tend to pickup spares off of auction sites (I have another one in a box from the early 90s as a spare).

      It's a little depressing that my keyboard is ~27 years old.

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    7. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by jovius · · Score: 1

      I have this M's MacBook Pro which has a randomly creaking areas around the touchpad. It appears to be a typical feature. It's like the creak of the old doors so it's definitely classy, but postmodern too in its mechanicality. Everytime I rest my hands on the chassis it fires a series of clicks like it was trying to communicate with me: "hit me with a hammer, hit me with a hammer".

    8. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by herks · · Score: 1

      Mechanical keyboards can still be found with a small bit of searching. Check out http://www.overclock.net/keyboards/491752-mechanical-keyboard-guide.html for a whole bunch of them. I use a Deck Legend and love it.

    9. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a Das Keyboard. I'd recommend going with the Unicomp or Model M. The click is good, but it's not as sturdy as it should be. I can easily twist the entire frame with my hands, and I wouldn't even think of assailing an intruder with it.

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    10. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Unicomp Customizer and it is as good as an old Model M. It is the best investment I've ever made. It's not too pretty, but it's precise, has a marvellous touch (and marvellous machine-gun sound, of course!), and my hand pains disappeared.

    11. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can hear your Model M from down the street. Keep it down!

    12. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      razer makes clicky keyboards too. i bought one a few months ago. costed me R$250 (that's brasilian money), best money i spent in a while

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    13. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Gateway AnyKey.....god I miss that thing. I'm not pr click or no-click, but programmable rules everything.

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    14. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn hipster!

    15. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recommend Unicomp, shotty construction quality *at best*. If you want a Model M, buy a refurbished one off the 'bay. They're as good as new and not an immitation.

    16. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Which newegg (not sure if you're outside the US)? I just looked and they're $80.

      Admittedly, it's still cheaper than the Das, but just wondering if I missed something.

    17. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling that the old model M keyboards will be like the old Model 500 telephones. They seem to last forever and have a nice heft to them. I have 2 at home (the keyboards).

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    18. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      You may laugh but I have both at home, next to each other, both connected to my Linux desktop. The phone needed a separate pulse-to-tone converter to work with Linksys SIP adapter, that in its turn talks to Asterisk running on the desktop.

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    19. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Is there no steel plate?

      If it is so fragile how do you plan to protect yourself if you are in the office when the zombie apocalypse begins?

    20. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Yea, I've got a pair of 80s model Ms I found at yard sales for about $5 each. Those things will never die. Need to convert one of them to USB though so I can use it with my laptop...that would be beautiful.

    21. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Need to convert one of them to USB though so I can use it with my laptop...that would be beautiful.

      Be careful. The old model Ms draw a lot more power than the typical USB keyboard. Not that a USB bus cannot provide that much power, but you might have to be careful which ports you use and/or use an external hub.

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    22. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Just+Brew+It! · · Score: 1

      For a while Newegg was selling the Rosewill RK-9000 (clicky Cherry MX blue switches and n-key rollover) for under $100. I bought two (one for home and one for work). The touch of the Cherry MX blue switches is lighter than the IBM-style buckling spring mechanism, but they still provide good tactile feedback. The RK-9000 has been out of stock for a few months now, but if they ever get them back in they're definitely worth a look for anyone who wants a decent mechanical 'board.

    23. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      The buckling spring keyboard costs more than the CPU now. That is because the influx of cheap silicon dome keyboards eroded the market away to being very specialty and therefore very expensive. Furthermore, being specialty there is little choice in the market.

      I'm typing on a new Ducky with Cherry Browns: a mechanical keyboard but not buckling spring. The difference between this and the silicon dome is amazing. However, I really wanted a split keyboard like my old MS Natural 4000. Guess what: there is only one split mechanical keyboard on the market and it uses awful, heavy switches. If the cheap silicon dome keyboards did not exist then this $100 USD el-cheapo mechanical keyboard would have only cost $20 USD due to economies of scale, and there would be a selection of split ergonomic models.

      So yes, having a single vendor or three is in fact a loss. And most people don't even know what they're missing. Try telling an employer that you want a $100 or $300 keyboard, they laugh. They've never even heard of these things.

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    24. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      The Unicomp keyboards are not as good as the original Model M designs. Lexmark changed the design in 1995 to make it cheaper to build, and every Model M since then has been made from cheaper parts than the earlier ones. Unicomp's changes have continued that trend downward. The best years of Model M are 1993 and 1994: by then they had switched to the PS/2 connector (earlier ones may have the old AT connector), but it's before the quality started dropping.

    25. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the rest of the things he mentioned (mostly CLI tools) are still available in OS X or linux...

    26. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That is rather impressive.

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    27. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a unicomp buckling spring keyboard on my desk. It has a much better feel than the squishy membrane keyboards.

    28. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by unitron · · Score: 1

      ...
      It's a little depressing that my keyboard is ~27 years old.

      It's really depressing that when it's still going strong everything currently on the store shelves will have gone belly up.

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    29. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by spauldo · · Score: 1

      I've had good luck with them, in general. It took my 3-year-old pouring milk into it to kill my last one. My new one is USB, so we'll see how that works out.

      One reason I always buy Unicomp is that, when I lost a few keycaps from an old type M, I wrote them an email asking if I could buy replacements. They asked for my address, which I supplied (I figured they'd need to calculate shipping or something). Never heard from them after that, but a week later I had the keycaps I requested in my mailbox, free of charge.

      That type of service earned them a lifetime customer with me.

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    30. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      you don't remember very well.. those keyboards were $50 - $100 when they were NEW in the 1990's included with every computer. That would be $200-$300 now.

    31. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Clicky keyboards are cool but I wouldn't say the best from an ergonomic point of view. I prefer really well made "flat" keyboards like the Thinkpad or Microsoft USB keyboards. Admittedly I have arthritis in my hands but these keyboards are quiet, have a good positive response, require less force and movement to press and spring back nicely. I wouldn't go back now.

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    32. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Just as CPUs, hard drives, memory, and everything else got more expensive? Economies of scale and improved manufacturing methods would have lowered the price, not raised it (even accounting for inflation).

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    33. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did... Now we have lighter, keyboards that fit on a slim laptop. The invisible hand decided people weren't willing to compensate the level of natural resources needed to continue making 6.5 lb keyboards with hundreds of little mechanical switches and bits and solder joints.

    34. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the model m had the letter cast into the key instead of printing the letters onto the key. You can't wear out those keys. I've seen lots of keyboards with letters worn off them.

    35. Re:Lost clickly keyboards? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You are 100% right. I think that invisible hand is referred to as "race to the bottom", no?

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  4. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by SockPuppetOfTheWeek · · Score: 1

    On Windows PCs at least, the BIOS will perform a hard power-off if you hold down the "soft" off button for 5 seconds.

  5. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least I got to read the first two pages before they cratered...

  6. You kids get off my lawn! by Jellodyne · · Score: 5, Funny

    You miss Turbo Pascal? Commodore 64's flat, unprotected memory model? Clicky keyboards with the CTRL key where tab is now, because it's somehow impossible to hit one handed CTRL keystroke combinations with it in the lower left corner?

    Was this written by Andy Rooney's sysadmin?

    1. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by mikael_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, one thing I sort of miss is the feeling of it actually being possible to truly understand the computer as a whole, those days are long gone. Back in the days of the C64 and similar machines you really could understand your computer to a point where you had more knowledge about it than was in the reference manuals for the various components it was made up from.

      Today most of your computer, both hardware and software, is a black box with layer upon layer of abstraction. It's more powerful and easier to program but large parts will always remain unknown, there is simply too much you'd need to know with an operating system several gigabytes in size and single hardware components more complex than entire computers in the era of the C64.

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    2. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      You just remap Ctrl over Capslock and be done with it. Even the Model M has Ctrl in the wrong place.

    3. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I do miss Turbo Pascal. It was so fast, even on a PC XT.

    4. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by maxume · · Score: 2

      Andy Rooney's sysadmin manages the card catalog at a library that refuses to computerize.

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    5. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 0

      Thats because you are lazy. If you want to get to know your computer you can delve into it and get to know those large unknown parts.

    6. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      Turbo Pascal was actually a very good programing system. It had a huge libary of tools and and a big comunity. The early version where also dirt cheap. At a time when a Basic compiler cost $500 you could buy TuboPascal for well under $100.
      This was before GCC and the internet.
      Thing is that if you miss TurboPascal just get FreePascal.
      The C64 was just plain fun. It was also a great place for an "educated" amateur to shine. The local BBS was getting slow when people where logging on. It also was going to run out of space for new users. I suggested to the hacker group that ran it to move to relative files and a hash table in place of the seq file they where using. I got a lot of credit for being brillant when I showed them how to do a simple hash.

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    7. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

      Turbo Pascal rocked!

      It wasn't my first language, but it was the first language that I used while writing structured programs and really understood what I was doing. I had done lots of BASIC and PILOT programming earlier, but it was always top-down and heavily laced with GOTO statements. I had done structured programming in CoBOL and RPG in high school, but my programs were always modifications of the programs in the textbooks that I somehow got to work, despite the fact that I didn't really get the concepts. By the time I started using TP 4.0, I was finally starting to understanding the algorithms I was using and was finally starting to use procedures, functions, and meaningful variable names to write readable, maintainable code. Consequently, I'll probably always have a soft spot in my heart for Turbo Pascal.

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    8. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that's tongue-in-cheek, because a modern computer is too vast to really understand the whole inner workings to any sort of depth.

    9. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by maxume · · Score: 2

      Seriously?

      I bet there are about 100 people in the world that come anywhere close to understanding USB in its entirety.

      Same for lots of other shit in there.

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    10. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      always remain unknown?

      You know, I have a friend just like you. He has worked in low level IT for so long, he lost touch with LOTS of things. One of those things is being able to understand your machine so well that you can TELL it what to do. When I try to explain this to him, he looks at me with confusion and just says 'I'll just go out and find the program I need to get it to work". But the following week, he will be wondering why this software doesn't do EXACTLY what he wants.

      When I tell him to just write a simple driver for the interface, the response is 'thats impossible, nobody can do that'... as if somehow his knowledge is at the limit, and nobody knows more than him.

      You seem to be well on this same path.

    11. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by headLITE · · Score: 1

      That must be it. Every modern computer can map RAM and IO anywhere in your address space but you normally don't work with this directly. TSRs are nothing more than daemons; there's only a tiny difference that the daemon is visible as a process when it's there - but that's better than hiding. There are many ways to make unixoid OSes pipe command output to a pager automatically, either when you press enter or maybe some separate key combo, but we no longer need it because we can scroll back. Many editors have modes for binary files or executables. And so on.

      They just don't know these things anymore because it's just tiny things in a vast sea of knowledge they would need to acquire in order to understand a modern computer as well as you could grok a C64 after spending a year on learning it.

    12. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by bipedalhominid · · Score: 1

      I don't think so but close. It sounded like a big old rambling article about the good old days. Most of the crap he was bitching about is easy to deal with. Clicking on the X instead of the minimize button? these are typical user issues.

      The article should have been titled, "Old geezer/hack gets tired of the new fangled tech and bitches a bit. Now Get Off My Lawn!".

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    13. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Yea, seriously, you want to know how something works, study a little.

    14. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by caseih · · Score: 1

      I resort to hitting control with the edge of my left palm. Makes most control keys work pretty well. But if you are a touch-typist, then you'll appreciate those who pine for the days of control where the capslock key is (which for most people never gets used). As for the Commodore 64 memory model, he doesn't pine for unprotected memory, rather he pines for the way that the machine mapped things into the flat memory space. Subtle difference.

    15. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by localman57 · · Score: 1

      USB really isn't _that_ complicated. There's a physical layer, then the various layers having to do with enumeration , transport, power permissions, etc. Then on top of that there's a hand full of specified types (HID, Mass Storage, Communication, etc), all of which are understandable with a few weeks of study / experimentation. There's different responsibilities for the host and the device, so you have to learn that stuff, but typically you're only developing for one side or the other. Check out Jan Axelson's book USB Complete for a great intro.

    16. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Turbo Pascal was actually a very good programing system. It had a huge libary of tools and and a big comunity. The early version where also dirt cheap. At a time when a Basic compiler cost $500 you could buy TuboPascal for well under $100.

      I liked the fact that most "Turbo" products came with half a bookshelf worth of manuals and reference books. Felt like I got something for my money, at least while carrying it to the car.

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    17. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 2

      Being unable to write a simple driver and being unable to understand a machine that's so complex it had to be designed by another complex machine aren't really comparable, are they?

      I'm pretty good with computers, but if someone told me to build a video card tomorrow, I wouldn't know where to start. And I bet you wouldn't either.

      There was a time not so long ago when buying a computer meant you took home a box of parts and soldered stuff together. Doing that, you learned a whole lot about how the system worked.

      I can't say I don't sometimes miss the simpler days. I miss being able to play a game without some jackass Windows system message stealing focus and popping me out of the game right as I'm being attacked by 5 bad guys. I miss command line interfaces because the more layers of easy-to-use you pile on top of something, the more annoying it is to get under the hood and fix it.

      That's not to say that I'm an old fart who hates modern conveniences, but in any technological evolution, there are trade-offs for the upgrades. After all, I recall a time when you could cool a computer without putting something the size of a jet engine on the chip.

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    18. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a couple of degrees in EE and CS and you will be fine.

    19. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      So, you know all the "standard" APIs for your operating system of choice by heart? (I mean really know, as in, you don't even have to look things up, you should know every member of every class and so on)

      And I assume you also know every hardware component in intricate detail, every opcode for your CPU, including the undocumented ones. Exactly how to communicate with every controller and I/O chip in your machine using asm?

      Because that's the level of knowledge that was at least possible back in the days of the C64, SV-328 and other home computers like them. There were people who really knew almost that much about their computer, they could list the CPU opcodes and what they did, they could explain how the disk controller was designed, they knew about the weird quirks in the BASIC interpreter that came loaded on the computer's ROM chip, they knew that the disk controller had a little RAM in it that could be used and all those things.

      I'lll stand by my statement that these days, with a normal desktop computer, it just is not possible for a human being to understand the computer in that way.

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    20. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by mikael_j · · Score: 2

      Uh, I'm not calling writing a driver a black art. I'm saying that these days you can't understand the CPU, the GPU, the OS, all the built-in software, all the I/O hardware built in and all the other little bits and pieces to the degree that you could understand a machine like the C64. Those machines were a lot less complex and that did have a certain charm, you could actually learn "everything" there was to know about them, you just can't do that with a machine where just the CPU has over a billion transistors (compared to the 6510 which had something like 3,500 - 4,000 transistors).

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    21. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about no control key on the right side at all (although sometimes a "Windows" key suitable for remapping). Older (full) keyboards always had right Ctrl keys. What's even more annoying with that is that a right Alt key is usually still available - dunno about the rest of y'all, but I use Alt a LOT less than Ctrl! What the aitch??

      RO

    22. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm not proposing that it is particularly complicated, it just happens to be a somewhat well partitioned subsystem that is rather broad.

      I also think that there are lots of people that have read books like that just enough to get their job done, but most of them would be lost if they were asked to write a similar book.

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    23. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you've become jaded.
       
      Yes, the C=64 was much easier to know the full way around. I was a Commodore kid myself. I think the wonder kind of got lost over being at the job and paying the bills. I recently have begun to re engage technology for technology's sake and it's all still there. It's a great adventure, you just need to make time to take it again for yourself. I know so many of my peers who loved it who today said they don't have the time for it or that it has become a drag with everything else they have going on. One of them just recently dropped his job as he made a good bit of coin in the last couple decade and can afford to give himself some breathing room to muse it. I know it's not a luxary everyone can afford but I think he'll find that he feels more like he did in the 80s again since he has given himself this freedom. I hope you give it a chance again too.

    24. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Xtifr · · Score: 2

      Yes, I probably could learn the intricacies of CPU branch-prediction and pipelining well enough to understand the timing of my programs as well as I did when CPU instruction timing was a simple matter of adding cycles, but by the time I accomplished that, the machine I understood would probably be obsolete and replaced with a new machine with enough subtle differences to render my previous knowledge all-but useless.

      As computers have grown more complex, not only has the difficulty of understanding the various elements grown, but the benefit of understanding any given element has shrunk. Unless you're seriously obsessive-compulsive (or a masochist), I think the rewards of taking an increasingly higher-level black-box view of your system is a net win. Remember, for programmers, "lazy" is often a virtue, not a vice!

    25. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      You just remap Ctrl over Capslock and be done with it
      And then be messed up whenever you try to use any other machine but your own, as well as adding unnecessary difficulty for anyone else who tries to use your computer and who isn't as obsessed as you with preserving minor historical relics of keyboard design.

      (Plus, if I mapped Ctrl to Capslock, I'd have to find somewhere else to map Compose.)

      Just take the time to learn vi; then you won't need to use Ctrl anywhere near as often! :)

    26. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      I do use ViM, constantly. I actually like that my machine is near unusable for most folks. I also have the mouse change focus and use vimperator.

      The computer is here to do what I want, and I want Crtl to be where the FSM intended it to be.

      ProTip: You can now use vim with google docs.

    27. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Truly understanding the bits and bolts that hold a particular piece together, you've got a point. However, understanding the basic functionality enough to understand how data passes from one layer to another is not so difficult. As a class* at my university, we essentially built a motherboard and programmed it to do various things. We used a CPU from the early 80's (Apple's used them), built a memory controller around it, timer function, and a few other things. Essentially, anything from there up is just adding another piece to the puzzle and reading the tech. specs to know how to start using it.

      * That was the class I looked forward to most. It ended up being an absolute dud. I was paired in a bad group and the hardware was, at best, unreliable. Considering that they only had 12 CPUs and 8 groups, with any number of those CPUs likely to fail... it was bad. Why they couldn't have used a more available, less costly chip, I don't know.

    28. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      TSRs are nothing more than daemons;

      No, they are not. TSRs are processes in a single-task OS that remain resident but do not run by themselves because OS has no scheduler. They may contain interrupt handlers or entry points used by other software, however OS has no role in passing control to those processes. OS keeps their memory allocated but that's all.

      Daemons are processes in a multitasking systems that are constantly running (usually sleeping waiting for I/O most of the time) under control of the system scheduler without visible interaction with the user, console or terminals. In Unix-like systems traditional daemon loses its control terminal on startup -- when such daemon starts, its original process terminates.

      there's only a tiny difference that the daemon is visible as a process when it's there - but that's better than hiding.

      TSR is very much visible in DOS -- it has PSP and MCB(s) just like any other process.

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    29. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I don't think it as much of a black box... But it has just gotten more complicated. The easy days of unprotected memory and one app at once. Made it easy to be computer wiz-kid who could do anything with the system. Because anything you want to do is limited to just your program at one time and with the limited memory available to you. Newer computers are more complex and needs the abstraction layers to make sure your sandbox of your program doesn't mess with other sandboxes that are running at the same time. And you need to use more abstraction so you are not recoding the wheel over and over again like the C64 apps did.

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    30. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The Unix style is what's missing. And it was missing in other older computers too. Ie, simple commands and utilities that can be strung together to do complex things. Ie, a mix of a shell programming, awk, grep, sed, ed, etc. The style now, and the style used in many Unix competitors, is typically one program to do one job. Thus the thinking of "I just need to find the right program" takes the place of "I just need to string together some commands".

    31. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is partly PC "architecture" too. It was never designed formally, it grew by accretion. With the equivalent processing power, the PC is more complex to understand than a Unix workstation. Ie, Sparc, PA_RISC, VAX, etc, and their support chips were much easier to understand than the hardware of a standard 386 PC; there's less glue, fewer hacks, fewer legacy bits, fewer buses, etc.

    32. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I don't miss the control key being where God intended, but that's because I always change my keymap so that the otherwise utterly pointless "Caps Lock" key functions as the left control key. :)

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    33. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by iter8 · · Score: 1

      If you're nostalgic, you can get Turbo Pascal here and run it on Linux with dosbox.

    34. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what you think you know about your commodore probably isn't as much as you think you know about your commodore.
       
      Yes they're more complex machines today. Yes you will never know all the ins and outs of every language that your current desktop can run nor will you know what ever setting does or what ever registry entry means. It's more complex. Get over it.
       
      At the same time I doubt you scratched the surface of what your C64 could do. That's one of the reasons people are still coding for it, they're pushing the limits more then you imagined 25 years ago.

    35. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by Asmodae · · Score: 1

      And if someone told you to build any of the IC's that were on the C64 where would you start? Do have a fab handy, do you know the chemicals that go into the process? Building something and understanding its operation and components are not the same thing.

      At the level I think you're referring to, it's still plenty possible to understand what's going on. But even in the C64 era, you'd be hard pressed to find anyone that knew EVERYTHING there was to know about it such that they could built it from raw materials.

    36. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Hello Mr. Troll.

      I was not implying that I knew all there was to know of my first computer, merely that back in those days there was a certain feeling associated with learning things about your computer, a feeling with quite some basis in reality, a feeling that you could actually achieve a sort of holistic view of the whole machine, hardware and software.

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    37. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      Turbo Pascal 1.0 cost $50 and it compiled almost faster than you could release the compile key. In fact, it was so fast (on a 4.77Mhz 8088) that it took me several minutes to overcome my disbelief. Considering that today's computers are easily 1000 times faster than that, it would seem reasonable that the entire Linux kernel should compile easily in 1 second or less. Except that it doesn't.

      It did this by keeping the source in memory. It was also limited to 64KB .com files. But at the time that was plenty, so Turbo Pascal rocked.

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    38. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      For me, this is the huge appeal of embedded computing (for me, the AVR platform, although PIC etc are also good). Comparable complexity to early computers, direct access to registers and memory, no OS (you write programs on the bare hardware). I started one project on Arduino to get my feet wet, and then have done a number of things with plain AVRs. If you want to get close to the iron, embedded is the way to go these days! Cheers

    39. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I could get the same level of understanding of current computers as I could with past computers, if I had the same amount of time for it time as back then.

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    40. Re:You kids get off my lawn! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      well the 64k limit was the segment issue but at a time when when a lot of computers came with 256 k it wasn't terrible. They soon fixed it. It was also the first IDE I remember. Before that people often used WordStar or if you had no other choice edlin. It was a real game changer at the time. The next big thing was the Database toolbox, Editor toolbox, and telcom tool box. I don't know how many vertical industries where built on those tool boxes.

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  7. But are they really? by DarkXale · · Score: 1

    Not currently able to view more than just the first page but... clicky keyboards aren't really gone. Cherry Blue MX keyboards have been on the rise of late actually as the 'Gamer' market has been quite attracted to Mechanical switch keyboards the past two years. Likewise, "function" keys on the left of the keyboard space still exists on numerous boards; e.g. the Logitech G1* keyboard series. The macro buttons placed there default to F keys, but you can obviously change them to work either as a key-combo or direct macro if you wish.

    1. Re:But are they really? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Adjustable-height monitors still exist, too. I just bought a replacement stand for mine last year that has both height and rotate. For $50.

      Just like always, you have to be willing to pay for features. Only looking at the cheapest things on the market and claiming the good stuff doesn't exist anymore is silly.

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    2. Re:But are they really? by Hatta · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not currently able to view more than just the first page

      Yes, let's add a couple to the list:

      - Articles on the web that are entirely within one page
      - Websites that reflow to fit your window/font size, instead of forcing you to adopt theirs.

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    3. Re:But are they really? by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      A lot of what these people "miss" is either available or trivial to emulate. One guy was crying because he missed BBN Unix's ability to command outputs a page at a time, and went on to describe exactly what happens when you pipe a command's output to "more". Better still, if you pipe it to "less" you not only get "page at a time" output, you can move back and forth through it. Obviously the keyboard thing is just a matter of spending a few bucks on a mechanical keyboard. I couldn't read the third page, but of all the things I did manage to read, it seemed like the only somewhat viable (ie, not completely trivial to overcome) complaint was the guy who missed some obscure scrolling behavior on an old window manager. Even then it seemed like a really weird complaint. A modern scroll wheel seems like a much more useful and intuitive system.

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    4. Re:But are they really? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Adjustable-height monitors still exist, too. I just bought a replacement stand for mine last year that has both height and rotate. For $50.

      They are not as common as they were when larger flatscreens first hit the market.

      Anyway, that isn't the "screen height" the article refers to, which you would know if you had RTFA. It refers to the terminal height; you know, columns x rows/lines? Standard "screen height" is 24 lines but you can customize your terminal session to page by varying numbers of rows/lines.

      Good starting points:

      http://linux.die.net/man/1/setterm
      http://linux.die.net/man/1/xterm
      http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-general-1/console-resolution-vga-values-432910/

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    5. Re:But are they really? by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Address Bar in the browser so I can go to another site quickly.

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    6. Re:But are they really? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Except that on Windows I can resize my terminal windows, on Linux I can resize my terminal windows.. shit, on my phone I can resize my terminal windows.

      And yes, that includes viewable size and "page" size.

      I haven't lost that ability, I just have a software terminal rather than a hardware one. I can also change my screen resolution too, but (as with terminal dimensions) I set it to "as much information as possible" and leave it there.

    7. Re:But are they really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those automatically reflowing websites won't come back anytime soon, since they would look like crap on a maximized window on a widescreen monitor, which is what just about everyone uses. Perhaps by 2031 we'll finally have large enough displays that people would realize it does not make sense to maximize everything, but I am not holding my breath.

    8. Re:But are they really? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      They aren't as common because they cost money. And people don't care enough to pay for it. If they do, they can buy an amazing one for $50.

      As for terminal lines, Cederic hit the nail on the head. I have -way- more customization now than ever before. I can make my terminal full-screen and adjust the font size to make any number of lines down to an unreadable level.

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  8. Keyboard Garage by bugs2squash · · Score: 2

    The original Amiga had a keyboard garage: the machine itself was raise a little off the desk, just enough for the keyboard to slide underneath it.

    I loved every single thing about that computer. The Amiga 1200 was fine too. The Amiga 500 was great, but Commodore made their first big design snafu there - they put the Zorro expansion slot on the wrong side of the computer and upside down, so you couldn't use Amiga 1000 peripherals without also flipping them upside down.

    (Still not as bad as the "PCMCIA" slot on the A600.)

    Other things I miss: TUIs like Project Oberon and Symbolics Lisp. Hell, Lisp in general is now such a niche it's sad. "Real" Unix - lots of little programs that do one thing and do them well. cat -n considered harmful and all that.

    Sorry Dimwit - please don't DCMA me bro...

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    1. Re:Keyboard Garage by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine bought the appropriate card edge connectors and put a Zorro II slot on the side of his A500 to run an A2000 SCSI/memory board. He said he always hoped someone would ask him to add a toaster to a 500 because he thought he could add the video port, but it never happened.

      I have an A1200 I was supposed to send to someone but I never found a box for it because I'm lazy.

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  9. What I miss most... by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 4, Informative

    Readable websites that don't have inline ads in them, unlike the article linked.

    1. Re:What I miss most... by max99ted · · Score: 4, Informative

      Print version - man's best friend: http://www.itworld.com/print/168413

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    2. Re:What I miss most... by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

      Web sites without advertisements in the middle of the body text still exist, such as wikipedia.org, tvtropes.org, and even slashdot.org once you've maxed your karma for a while.

    3. Re:What I miss most... by max99ted · · Score: 1

      Sorry I re-read your comment and realized you meant the linked ads in the story itself.... yes they are quite annoying.

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    4. Re:What I miss most... by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 1

      Awesome. I should really check out slashdot.org sometime. :)

    5. Re:What I miss most... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Web sites without advertisements in the middle of the body text still exist, such aas [...] slashdot.org once you've maxed your karma for a while.

      You have never heard of Packt Publishing?

    6. Re:What I miss most... by bipedalhominid · · Score: 1

      Ouch, and you with your 4 digit ID and all,....

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    7. Re:What I miss most... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Outside of a dog, e-Ink is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, you're going to want a backlight.

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    8. Re:What I miss most... by antdude · · Score: 1

      An ad blocker too. :)

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    9. Re:What I miss most... by drafalski · · Score: 1

      I didn't even make it that far - the obnoxious "IT World Live" box with a scroll of "events" on that site (OMG, someone registered an account!) drove me off.

    10. Re:What I miss most... by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Is that thing still around?

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    11. Re:What I miss most... by jeremiahrich · · Score: 1

      What cracked me up was the content of the ad: "Avoid tech distractions: 9 simple focus enhancers". Yeah, that distracted me on all 3 pages.

  10. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by XanC · · Score: 1

    This is hardly the same as a switch which disconnects the computer's power supply from its source.

  11. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by CannonballHead · · Score: 3

    My box has a power switch on the back (on the power supply). Works. Yes, you have to reach an entire 18 to 24 inches back, but it's not that difficult. :) And I'd rather have it there than have it on the front where I'd accidentally turn it off...

  12. Sorry folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I've _never_ hit the close button by accident.

  13. Loss of features? by Microlith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look at the mobile space, being touted (rightly, IMO) as the next great growth space in computing. The fundamental advantage we've had in computing up to this point is actively being attacked with walled gardens.

    1. Re:Loss of features? by axlrosen · · Score: 1

      Have you seen an average person's Windows box lately? It's full of random crap they've downloaded, each of which installs a desktop shortcut, a toolbar in the browser, a tray icon that pops up daily. Each one is "free" so you'll download it, but then uses all of these various ways of getting in your face to try to get you to spend money somehow. And that's if you're lucky, and don't have any malware.

      Now think about an iPhone/iPad. They don't have nearly as many extension points, so they're not as customizable, but the upside is that there's less hooks for programs to get into and pop up in your face (and slow down and destabilize your system). Not to mention that the App Store blocks crappy/malicious/deceitful software.

      I really hope that iOS will take up the mantle of an it-just-works machine for the average non-nerd. Walled gardens have their disadvantages, I agree. But they sure are pretty.

  14. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Yes, you have to reach an entire 18 to 24 inches"

    when I said that to my wife she was impressed

  15. on/off switches by second_coming · · Score: 1

    proper on/off switches on PSU's not the stupid rocker switches (or even worse no switch at all)

    1. Re:on/off switches by Captain+Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

      proper on/off switches on PSU's not the stupid rocker switches (or even worse no switch at all)

      I can understand not liking a complete lack of a switch, but what are you looking for in a power supply if not a simple rocker switch? What, do you want an oversized knife switch with electricity arcing all around it so you can shout "IT'S ALIVE! ALIVE!!! AAAAH HA HA HA!" whenever you need to flip it? Because... well, okay, I want that, too, come to think of it...

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    2. Re:on/off switches by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with a rocker switch?

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    3. Re:on/off switches by berashith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      this is exactly what i want

    4. Re:on/off switches by dzfoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're slightly more stoned than a punk switch, and less reliable than a blues switch.

          -dZ.

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    5. Re:on/off switches by Mr+Z · · Score: 2

      The old IBM XTs had a big red toggle switch. It was a beefy mofo in a recessed housing. Check it out! You couldn't accidentally toggle that thing off.

      Rocker switches, on the other hand, can much more easily get bumped between "on" and "off" while futzing around with cabling, especially under a cramped desk.

    6. Re:on/off switches by armanox · · Score: 1

      When you find one, let me know. I'm interested in adding one to my work computer.

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    7. Re:on/off switches by second_coming · · Score: 1

      by rocker switch I was reffering to the ones that don't actually stay in the desired position. Many of the newer PSU's have a switch that can be flicked off but it then returns to the default position again. They are more like a button than a switch.

    8. Re:on/off switches by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      IWhat, do you want an oversized knife switch with electricity arcing all around it so you can shout "IT'S ALIVE! ALIVE!!! AAAAH HA HA HA!" whenever you need to flip it? Because... well, okay, I want that, too, come to think of it...

      Although that would be cool, I have my heart set on something like this, I think.

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    9. Re:on/off switches by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      What, do you want an oversized knife switch with electricity arcing all around it so you can shout "IT'S ALIVE! ALIVE!!! AAAAH HA HA HA!" whenever you need to flip it? Because... well, okay, I want that, too, come to think of it...

      I'd prefer it as a USB device. Actually having it turn on and off the computer would be annoying.

      Also on my wishlist would be a mouse that when wiggled would shoot blue sparks, then the pointer would rocket across the screen. Preferably while making Yoshi sounds.

    10. Re:on/off switches by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      I have one of these.

      http://www.zalman.com/eng/product/Product_Read.asp?Idx=198

      No on/off switch at all.

    11. Re:on/off switches by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      Really? Firstly, I don't know about your current desktop PSU, but I'm far more likely to knock the power cable out/jog it before I bump the rocker switch enough to flip it. Moreover, while my current case has the PSU at the bottom, well away from the other cables, even when I had a case with the PSU at the top, it was far enough away that I never had a problem even getting close to it. Also, the cable on most of the modern desktop PSUs I've seen was between the switch and the other cables going in/out of the motherboard, again making it more likely that the cable would be knocked out (or jogged enough to matter) before the rocker switch was knocked off or on. In fact, for this reason, I think it would be far better to have a mechanical lock to prevent knocking out the PSU kettle lead, than to bother recessing a toggle switch in an enclosure...

      Secondly, I'd argue that if you're "futzing around" with cabling under a cramped desk with the machine on, it behooves you to either a) take adequate care not to "bump" anything; or b) power down the machine and unplug the cable from the power supply to avoid switching it back on. Most rocker switches I've seen have some resistance in them anyway, so you need a non-trivial amount of pressure to flip them.

      tl;dr, My anecdotal evidence: I've never accidentally toggled a power supply off, ever, and I've done more than my fair share of scrambling around under desks (with the lumps on my head to prove it).

    12. Re:on/off switches by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, I've actually had the opposite problem, accidentally toggling *on* the main PSU while trying to do a quick hardware install.

      I agree that it's far too easy to knock the power cable out. My current case has its PSU on the bottom also, and it's way too easy for my foot to knock it out of the PSU. I also agree that the power cable often will prevent you from hitting the rocker switch in most configurations.

      Me personally? I don't have much of a problem with rocker switches. I can see why others might. I'm not moved enough to care.

  16. screen height: by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the greatest work station epiphany i recently had involved turning my 9:16 monitor 90 degrees

    great for reading code and long articles

    unless the article is stretched out in little snippets over a number of pages, like the article this story links to. i hate that. and apparently its for advertising purposes. how are advertising purposes served by chasing me away from finishing the article?

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    1. Re:screen height: by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      Try using something like Autopager to load the subsequent pages into the same window.

    2. Re:screen height: by thsths · · Score: 1

      > the greatest work station epiphany i recently had involved turning my 9:16 monitor 90 degrees

      I agree - I want more height first of all, and more width second. Turning the screen around is good way to address that, but it has two problems: a) the driver does not always like it, and b) it breaks sub-pixel rendering.

      My perfect screen would be 5:4 portrait with the usual lateral RGB sub-pixel arrangement. Anybody cares to produce one for a reasonable price?

      Two portrait screens side by side work nicely, although arguable one 16:10 screen that is twice a big is even better. Sadly even 16:10 is dying out in favour of 16:9. What's next? 2.35:1 cinemascope?

    3. Re:screen height: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      no, imax workstations ;-)

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    4. Re:screen height: by coolmoose25 · · Score: 5, Funny

      the greatest work station epiphany i recently had involved turning my 9:16 monitor 90 degrees

      I just tried this, but now all I can see is the side of my monitor. Not Recommended.

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    5. Re:screen height: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      thread winner

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    6. Re:screen height: by rssrss · · Score: 1

      mod it up. Very Funny

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    7. Re:screen height: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod it up. Very Informative

    8. Re:screen height: by Dreadrik · · Score: 1

      the greatest work station epiphany i recently had involved turning my 9:16 monitor 90 degrees

      So that it became an ordinary 16:9 screen?

    9. Re:screen height: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      LOL

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    10. Re:screen height: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the greatest work station epiphany i recently had involved turning my 9:16 monitor 90 degrees

      great for reading code and long articles

      I accomplished the same thing by using a mouse with a scroll wheel.

      Regardless of whether your monitor has 1000 or 2000 vertical pixels, you're going to be scrolling all day. Give me the ability to see two docs side by side any day.

    11. Re:screen height: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      i have 3 monitors

      a 4:3 to the left, a 16:9 in the middle, and the 9:16 to the right

      a typical arrangement is the 4:3 showing my inbox, the 16:9 showing output x5 (chrome/opera/firefox/ie/safari), and the 9:16 showing Visual Studio 2010, tabbed pages of code, XSLT, CSS, HTML, ASHX, JS, etc.

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    12. Re:screen height: by dev.null.matt · · Score: 1

      You, good sir, win the internet.

    13. Re:screen height: by smart_ass · · Score: 1

      Agree ... blows me away how many people don't get sub-pixel rendering even when they have it explained with drawings to illustrate the reasons.

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    14. Re:screen height: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox has a great addon for this sort of thing. When you get to the bottom of the page it automatically loads the next one just below it so you can keep scrolling down though the rest of the article. Depending on the layout of the site it may not always work. I've had about a 80% good hit rate with it. Good stuff
      I'm not at home so can't look up the name of the one I use but a quick search brought up one called AutoPager.

  17. kill is still alive by softWare3ngineer · · Score: 1

    A shortcut that has aways been on my gnome desktop is the kill window shortcut. click the button, my mouse turns into a set of cross-hairs, click the offending window, and its gone immediately. the ability to use ps -e and kill -9 are a big reason i stay on Linux. just one of the ways that linux will let me have full control over my environment. for better or worse.

    1. Re:kill is still alive by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I frequently use xkill (I don't have a shortcut for it but you can run it from a launcher which there is a shortcut for).

      Works great except I have not found a way to abort it once you have initiated it (unless ctrl-c works...but I probably would have tried that)...so sometimes you run it and before you click, the window unhangs and closes itself and you have to find something you don't care about to click on (I usually just kill the panel and let the process restart).

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    2. Re:kill is still alive by Hatta · · Score: 1

      A shortcut that has aways been on my gnome desktop

      Now there's a feature that really deserves to die. My desktop is covered with applications essentially 100% of the time. What genius decided to put useful functions in a space that is always covered? This is what docks, menus, and hot keys are for.

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    3. Re:kill is still alive by softWare3ngineer · · Score: 1

      really meant launcher. the escape key cancels it. i dont think the distro matters, but mine is openSuse.

    4. Re:kill is still alive by allo · · Score: 0

      try pressing escape or right-click. this at least works with kde ctrl-alt-esc xkill-feature.

  18. They are still here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The people mentionned in the article need
    - a tiling window manager
    - a proper editor (whining about not being able to open the same file at different points is ridiculous. vim/emacs, pick one, learn how to use it, you won't leave it after that)
    - a mechanical keyboard
    - a command line ( am I the only one that laughed upon reading that a GUI equivalent of kill such as the task manager is slow ?)
    - a hex editor

    I have not had the opportunity to use turbo pascal, but they are a lot of scripting/programming (the line is quite thin heh) languages that are very poweful, fast and easy to use (Python comes to mind).

    All in all I don't think all those features mentionned in the article are missing, it's just the authors that don't know about an equivalent tool, or are too lazy to find one.
    And to finish, a little trollbait:
    Oddly, many of them miss features after they moved on Windows ...

    1. Re:They are still here ... by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Either Vim or Emacs support hex editing.

      This is more a list of reasons not to buy cheap crap and not to use window, rather than features we have lost.

    2. Re:They are still here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emacs runs perfectly well on Windows.

    3. Re:They are still here ... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Another good reason not to use windows:)

      ViM! ViM! ViM! ViM!

  19. Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article seemed more like nostalgia than an actual list of good features we've lost. The keys on your keyboard aren't clicky anymore, how does that mean keyboards are now worse? Seems too subjective to classify as a step backward.

    1. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Try using a clicky keyboard and you will know why it is better. My keyboard is 21 years old, it still works. Most modern keyboards won't make it 21 months. The new dell ones that come with their Optiplex line are lucky to make it 12 months, our helpdesk folks warranty return them constantly.

    2. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Try using a clicky keyboard and you will know why it is better.

      Because the sound drives you insane enough that you think it's better? :-)

    3. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Because you can feel if you hit the key or if hit the right one. No need to look at what you are typing. Which is handy if you are speaking to someone at the same time, or out-typing a very slow link.

    4. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have a bunch of squishy keyboards that I've had for many years. Many of them have been horribly abused, as in, I wouldn't put them in a photo of a computer they were connected to because they have been lying around the storage room and have weird stains on them that would cast aspersions on my character. All of 'em work fine except for Apple keyboards which die at the drop of a hat — any hat, anywhere in the world. I've gone through two pro keyboards because they are beautiful and feel nice, but no more. And no, I don't use Macs, the only one I own is an SE. Sometimes I use it to hold a door in a particular position. It does work as a computer though, has Word 5.1 on it, and I can hook it to my HPLJ2100 since I put a Postscript module in it. So if my eight or nine other computers fail I guess it could be pressed into service. I even have a GV 28.8k ADB modem... I think it's a 28 anyway, might be a 14.

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    5. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I actually prefer short-stroke chicklet keyboards because I can type much faster. The noise is nice, but speed is better.

    6. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The keyboards offer a better tactile feel because the keys are progressively weighted. They take progressively more force as you push, then release and click into place; and the keys under weaker fingers take less force than those under stronger fingers (hence progressive weighting). As such, they are ergonomically superior, providing your brain with more control data. You know exactly when you've punched the key fully, and you eventually start taking heavy notice if your fingers slip and hit the wrong key (it feels different enough to disrupt your brain).

      Basically, it makes typing immersive. You never need to look, because you can hear and feel what's going on, you can see it on your screen, and when you typo your brain doesn't go "wait that looks wrong, what happened, that's not what I expected to happen, I punched the right thing, did I punch the right thing? Look down at the keyboard, where are my hands, is that right?" Instead you sense it by feel just before you see the mistake, and your brain has already figured everything out. This keeps typos from being disruptive, and also keeps your hands an integrated part of your typing rather than seeming to disconnect and leave the typing to your brain dictating what your eyes see.

      It's really like playing a $60,000 grand piano versus a $1000 Yahoo upright. If you've never touched a $60,000 grand, you need to. Also, if you're in the market, I recommend a $4000 Kawai CA series digital piano unless you are obscenely rich (a $15000 Kawai K-9 I could still argue with but I can understand that). The keyboard is basically the same as a $180,000 9 foot concert grand, plugged into sensors instead of hammers, with a computer using all kinds of complex algorithms and tons of samples and statistical data to emulate the $180,000 9 foot Kawai EX concert grand piano. They don't have the power or presence, of course, because there's no 9 foot sound board to resonate with the booming base; but the keys feel dead on, even better than the $67,000 Kawai RX-6 I used to practice on--which is a fantastic 7 foot acoustic grand piano.

      Go find one in a piano store and mess with it and you'll get it. To someone who cares about their keyboard, the bucket keys are the same way. To someone who doesn't ... it's still an improvement, just one they largely ignore until they use it for a while and then swap back.

    7. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I said that sort of in jest (though I think I'd do almost anything to get out of an office of someone who had one of those), and I have heard the feel is really good.

      That being said, I don't really have a problem with many "normal" keyboards; I've typed this whole post using my 4-year-old MS Natural 4000 with no changes, with my eyes closed during the entire process. Opening them now I see there's an extraneous space where I made an edit without knowing exactly what would happen; I think I'll leave it.

    8. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Americano · · Score: 1

      I've used a clicky keyboard. The noise pissed me off. I don't mind buying a new keyboard every couple years if it means I don't sound like a tin can full of nickels rolling down a cobblestone street.

      The love for mechanical keyboard strikes me as nothing more than nerd fetish porn. I've never understood it, and I've used Model M's, which I'm led to understand are sort of the "Gisele Bundchen does bukkake! MUST SEE!" of keyboards amongst mechanical keyboard fetishists.

      For me, if my choice is "deafen yourself with a racket that actively works to make you less productive because it gets even worse as you type faster," or "buy a new, quiet, comfortable keyboard every couple years," I'll choose crass consumerism.

    9. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Americano · · Score: 1

      All a mechanical keyboard confirms is "yes, you pressed a key, for sure, didn't you hear that loud CLICK?" It offers no features that would allow you to tell if you've hit "the right key," because they all make the same godawful noise when they're pressed, it's not like the keyboard announces, "HEY, you typed an 'A'!!" every time you press the 'A' key.

      Learn to touch type, and spare yourself the racket. Your ears, and the people sharing space with you, will thank you.

    10. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Huh? I've been touch-typing for 20 years (jesus christ I've been touch-typing for 20 years) and I don't have a problem with "regular" keyboards. Or buckling-spring. Or laptops, or whatever you want to call a Mac keyboard.

      If you have a preference for buckling-spring that's fine, but don't tell people they're necessary to touch-type. If they're necessary for you, it's because you trained yourself that way.

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    11. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      I don't use clicky keyboards, and I still don't need to look at what I'm typing. I honestly don't understand the fascination either: the noise is so damned annoying, and there's no benefit to me (unless I'm out to piss off everyone within earshot)... but to each their own.

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    12. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      I don't know what people do with their keyboards that causes such trouble. I bought a $12 rosewill keyboard 4 years ago and it still works perfectly. Generally, I understand the desire for well-built devices, but personally I just don't need that in a keyboard - it sits on my solid wood desk 100% of the time. If I DO need a really solid keyboard, I'll buy a slim aluminum Apple keyboard for $50, and it will last the rest of my life.

    13. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      I agree, and frankly it surprises me to see that others who are picky about keyboard don't share this preference.

    14. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Bugs42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but can your new, quiet, comfortable keyboard be used to beat a man to death? Didn't think so.

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    15. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      All a mechanical keyboard confirms is "yes, you pressed a key, for sure, didn't you hear that loud CLICK?" It offers no features that would allow you to tell if you've hit "the right key," because they all make the same godawful noise when they're pressed, it's not like the keyboard announces, "HEY, you typed an 'A'!!" every time you press the 'A' key.

      That would be neat. You could have a special tone for each letter. Then you wouldn't even need the letters printed on the keys, you could just lay them out in a big row, maybe in a sort of pattern to get your bearings when you sit down in front of it and to help your fingers find the right one. You could use your feet for alternate keys, too.

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    16. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Model M's are for people who could not afford a better key board but still wanted something good. They are soght after today because they were good and they were common enough that people remember them. They don't like modern keyboards so they go back to what they knew.

      If you really want a good keyboard that would put a model M to shame you want a Northgate Omni Key model from the late 80's to early 90s (maybe like 87 - 93 or so). The little 101s have a great feel but were a little light and could slide around on a desk, the Ultra-T models give you that all important numeric pad and were weighted, they also had a metal chassis. Now most were not lucky enough to have one of these. Keep in mind they were like $150 in 1990 money. Still its the best keyboard you will ever type on. Some company recently got the rights to manufacture them again and producing them from the original design. Avant? I think. Mine is now something like 18 years old and still works great, used daily.

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    17. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by gnarfel · · Score: 1

      I prefer to call macs 'chicklet' keyboards.

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    18. Re:Am I just too young to be fond of this stuff? by unitron · · Score: 1

      Well, I always liked the M's because they have that same "crunchy" feel as IBM Selectric typewriters and Hammond B3's.

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  20. Separate minimize from close by tepples · · Score: 2

    On Windows, you can just ignore the maximize button because double clicking any window's title bar maximizes the window or restores it from maximized state. This handily separates the [X] close button from the [_] minimize button (called "iconify" in the article). Mac OS X, on the other hand, puts the yellow minimize button next to the red close button.

    1. Re:Separate minimize from close by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      MacOSX also gives you three colorful orbs that are completely meaningless.

    2. Re:Separate minimize from close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And on OS X, double clicking anywhere on a window's title bar will minimize that window to the dock. So OS X separates the close button from the green size toggle button just like Windows separates its X button from the minimize button.

      So it's the exact same system in both operating systems -- double clicking the title bar performs the same function as the middle title bar button.

    3. Re:Separate minimize from close by nschubach · · Score: 1

      John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
      Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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    4. Re:Separate minimize from close by Altus · · Score: 1

      While I don't like them grouped together on the mac, you can double click the title bar instead of minimizing, which is the button that is right next to close.

      But yea, that was a legitimate step back for the mac.

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    5. Re:Separate minimize from close by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Pretty much.

      In the Windows-ish type stuff, you see an X, a box, and a line. The line has always bewildered me; the X and the big box were not obvious either, but hey. If you say one of these closes, the X is the obvious choice... well, maybe the little line (lid closed?), but the X is universal for "crossing out" or whatnot in the main target audience.

      I could guess that red is bad, stop, blood, kill, whatnot, and maybe means close, too. It wasn't obvious to me in any case; there's a case to be made, but it seems less so than a big X. More importantly, however, my brain is going to have a hell of a time figuring out what in the fuck these buttons are for when it's already seen this shit. An X, line, boxes, they're all geometric. Three little colored dots are geometric and colorful. You're looking for a colorful dot in a certain spatial position, with two other dots, and you want it of a given color. That's ... a lot of information to relate; if your language center is tied up (you see text or hear a language you understand) when you see this, you will fail to learn it easily. Your brain won't be able to assemble a complete, usable concept from all the pieces.

      Being that I can give a correct explanation of why the three colorful dots sucks, in terms of basic neuroscience, I assume that I'm correct by way of being founded in clear scientific fact. The same way I assume I'm correct in saying a machine that has a crowbar wedged in its gears is going to be less efficient and more prone to damage than a machine with perfectly well machined, properly polished, well-fitted gears with no obstructions.

    6. Re:Separate minimize from close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize when you hover over the dots, you see icons a la windows? An "x" on the red one, a "-" on the yellow, and a "+" on the green. I agree this isn't as obvious as how Windows does it, but it only takes once to learn.

    7. Re:Separate minimize from close by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, in Windows double clicking the icon on the top left still closes the application, just like it did in Windows 3 before the [X] button was added. Well, in any properly designed application that follows Windows convention, unlike, say, Firefox. It still works in Vista/7 where there is no icon in some windows - just double click in the top left and it still closes. That's still the way I close many windows even today - I guess old habits die hard.

  21. Chirping disk drives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I miss the subtle chirping sounds that my old MiniScribe MFM 20MB hard drive made.

    These same sounds have been used as computer sounds effects in countless movies and video games such as Doom, and Unreal.

    1. Re:Chirping disk drives... by thsths · · Score: 1

      > I miss the subtle chirping sounds that my old MiniScribe MFM 20MB hard drive made.

      Wasn't that just caused by bad bearings? Modern fluid bearings and electronically commutated DC motors make most hard disks rather quiet in comparison.

    2. Re:Chirping disk drives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't that just caused by bad bearings? Modern fluid bearings and electronically commutated DC motors make most hard disks rather quiet in comparison.

      No. This was a normal sound made by the servo stepper motors that moved the heads back and forth. This was before the days of the "voice coil" type of head movement, and years before the invention of fluid spin-motor bearings.

    3. Re:Chirping disk drives... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I miss the distinctive hollow knocking sound my old ST-225 makes. Well, maybe not too much yet, as I still have the drive and it still works so I can still fire it up for whenever I'm feeling nostalgic.

  22. Turbo power by incognito84 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bring back the Turbo button!

    1. Re:Turbo power by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

      I was just going to say the same thing. PC running too slow? Just hit the Turbo button and marvel at the instant power.

    2. Re:Turbo power by emag · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who always left Turbo on, unless I was playing an older game that used timing loops?

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    3. Re:Turbo power by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      no, that was the only reason for the turbo button in the first place, later on it proved to be pointless cause unclicking it would only take your 386DX40 down to oh 16Mhz or so (for example)

      originally when they first appeared it was becuase of clone makers "turbo XT's" left off it would run at the normal 4.7Mhz and with turbo activated it would run ~twice that speed

    4. Re:Turbo power by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who always left Turbo on, unless I was playing an older game that used timing loops?

      No... in fact, everyone I know always left their computers with Turbo on.

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    5. Re:Turbo power by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Well, no. That was, after all, the purpose of the Turbo button. You turned off Turbo when you were running something that didn't work right at "Turbo" (like a game with hard-coded timing loops), but otherwise you left it on.

    6. Re:Turbo power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ASUS and other mobos have this, you can rewire a tap of your ATX power button to automatically enable a preset overclock.

    7. Re:Turbo power by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, we had a Gateway 486/66DX2. Important note: We had an Adaptec 1542 SCSI adapter in it.

      So we were trying to install SCO Unix on it (this was back when they were stodgy old Santa Cruz, not the SCOundrels). And it consistently failed on the install.

      We called SCO tech support, and they said, "yeah, you're system's too fast, there's a timing loop in the Adaptec driver. Turn off Turbo for the install." We were ROFL because as far as we were concerned, there was no such thing as "too fast" when running Unix on a PC.

      In any case, we did the install, and then used ADB to patch the driver object and the installed kernel (in case of a kernel relink -- this predated dynamic kernel modules).

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    8. Re:Turbo power by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I only ever used turbo when my Dad wasn't looking. I was quite young at the time, and somehow I'd gotten into my head that using turbo would make the computer die faster, so I just learned to live with the slow speed. I played around with it a bit when I thought I could get away with it...

    9. Re:Turbo power by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bring back the Turbo button!

      It wins the prize for the most misnamed button ever. It's purpose was never to make your computer "go faster"; the "turbo" speed was your computers native speed. It's sole purpose was to make the computer go slower, to be more compatible with software that used timing loops that assumed a fixed instruction processing rate.

      Unfortunately, it wasn't good marketing to advertise a feature that made your computer function even slower than it already was, so instead someone came up with flipping its purpose, and making it sound like you were getting more performance with the flick of a switch.

      Yaz.

    10. Re:Turbo power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asus boards have a feature where you can turn the power button into an overclocking turbo button.

    11. Re:Turbo power by emag · · Score: 1

      That's what I had... Compaq Deskpro 8088... I almost miss the days of booting off a floppy to play Moon Patrol...

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    12. Re:Turbo power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have been the "Tortoise Button".

  23. not one "awesome" isn't something that sucked.... by LoganDzwon · · Score: 1

    seriously... everything on that list is something retarded that was only ever there because we didn't have easily producible better ways of doing things.

  24. Out of touch old people ranting. by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 5, Informative

    "I really miss the 'clicky' IBM Model M keyboards from the mid and late '80"

    You can still get these

    "which could kill an accidentally triggered program, along with the Unix Control-C and kill -9 for command line Unix. I'm not sure if anything exists that can do that as quickly at the GUI level. "

    Right-click & "force quit" using OSX' dock, or CMD-q

    "XEDIT had the ability to restrict the file to a part, and have all editing commands, such as 'go to top/search and replace/select to bottom,' only work on that part of the file."

    Use Jedit.

    "This let me write macros that were globally available."

    Services in OSX.

    "Almost 30 years ago, there was a "see" program for the IBM PC -- I don't recall whether it was a .com or .exe file -- that allowed users to view, search and subsequently edit the bytes comprising executable images."

    It's called a hex editor, there thousands of 'em.

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    1. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Right-click & "force quit" using OSX' dock, or CMD-q"

      cmd-q is just quit, not force quit

    2. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by SethJohnson · · Score: 2

      cmd-q is just quit, not force quit

      command-option-escape should do the trick.

    3. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      And FreePascal as a replacement for TurboPascal

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    4. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      "which could kill an accidentally triggered program, along with the Unix Control-C and kill -9 for command line Unix. I'm not sure if anything exists that can do that as quickly at the GUI level. "

      Right-click & "force quit" using OSX' dock, or CMD-q

      In Unix, you've got xkill; forcibly closes the connection between the server and the client for the window you click on. This generally kills the client as well.

    5. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2

      As someone who's rapidly joining the category of "old people", yeah, this is just whining because they didn't keep up. It wasn't any better back in the old days, they were better. At those specific tasks, anyway--who knows, maybe they know lots of more important stuff now, but one of them apparently isn't realizing that "the good old days" is an illusion.

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    6. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will give up my Model M when they pry it from my cold, arthritic hands!

    7. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, this is a poser ranting. I missed all these things, and then found all the workarounds you mentioned because I actually needed them. Except for obnoxiously loud keyboards.

      "XEDIT had the ability to restrict the file to a part, and have all editing commands, such as 'go to top/search and replace/select to bottom,' only work on that part of the file."

      Use Jedit.

      And if that idiot were "old school," he'd know that emacs does this, narrow-to-region, and widen to get out again. And, on version 23, emacs is still actively maintained and used.

    8. Re:Out of touch old people ranting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agree:

      > "which could kill an accidentally triggered program, along with the Unix Control-C and kill -9 for command line Unix. I'm not sure if anything exists that can do that as quickly at the GUI level. Windows TaskManager takes a few clicks to do it, for example... but by then the unwanted program is already open."

      Gnome has a nice icon you can add to the panel: One click and another one on a dead window and it's killed. And there's still a terminal in every Linux distro that happily accepts kill -9 (or even easier: killall). The reason the unwanted program is already open is probably not because of slow killing methods but (a lot) faster computers.

      > "The CMU Andrew Toolkit had very complex scrollbars that took a while to master," say Cattey. "Once mastered, they provided two features I miss very much: left-click to bring this line to the top of the window and right-click to bring the top line of the window down to here. I could comfortably read online documents by paragraphs and other logical groupings by positioning the mouse appropriately in the scrollbar and doing a quick left-click or right click. It quickly became a habit that required no thought."

      Mousegestures really do the trick for me. If you wan't to get fancy how about using Kinect, Eye Tracking, Touchscreens, E-Readers or just directly plant some electrodes to your scalp. No, seriously, there are a ton of sophisticated and configurable browsers and other reading applications.

      > "One, moving 'Destroy Window' -- usually indicated by a square icon with an 'X' in it -- from the opposite end of the title bar where I'd only click on it when I MEANT it, to right next to 'Iconify' and 'Maximize.'" This window control problem is now universal, according to Cattey: "It's on Windows, Linux and MacOS, as well as Solaris."

      You CAN change that (At least with gnome, I don't know the alternatives well enough).

      > "And when I moved my landline phone from Verizon to Comcast (going digital in the process), I lost one feature that was often useful: Remote forwarding. With remote forwarding I could set call forwarding from a phone other than my home phone to a phone other than my home phone."

      Seems to me like a case of bad service. How about Google Voice? They also do some stuff which your old landline certainly couldn't.

      > "Before there were scrollbars, command-line interfaces to Unix and DOS would paginate output and pause when the screen was full, until you requested the next screenful with the "more" command [...] This feature has never been in another version of UNIX or Linux since."

      Well, that's it. I'm on a Fedora 14 box and yes, more still exits. As does it in Ubuntu, Debian and any other distro I encountered.
      The only point he has are clicky keyboards. I have one and it's awesome: You type faster AND you don't have to prove to your boss that you're actually working. Even if he is a few floors higher up.

  25. What the hell is this bullshit? by hellfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From TFA:

    "What I miss most are keyboards that have some 'omph' to them, and software that makes use of keyboard shortcuts. I really miss the 'clicky' IBM Model M keyboards from the mid and late '80s, for instance. I can type 150+ words per minute and I can move my fingers across a keyboard faster than I can move my hand to a mouse, move the cursor, click, and put my fingers back on the keyboard. I really really really miss customizable keyboard shortcuts."

    WHAT???? You have keyboard shortcuts now, windows has the Windows button and the alt key! For both Windows and Mac you have a ton of shortcut apps that give you access to keyboard shortcuts. Apps that take shortened text you type frequently and expands it to a long word. They are all there, they just moved to third party apps. This Eric Loyd is a dipshit if he misses keyboard shortcuts... go buy a $2 app that gives them back to you you idiot!

    More:

    ""The main feature I miss on today's keyboards is having FUNCTION keys (F1, F2, etc) on the left of the main key area, and a CONTROL key in the middle of the left-side column of keys (so it goes from top to bottom: ~/TAB/CTRL/SHIFT/ALT). There are a number of CTRL+F-key and ALT+F-key combinations that can quickly and easily done with one hand in this configuration without looking"

    I agree the layout of the keyboard in this instance is good, but if you have fully customizable shortcuts at your command thru any number of apps, design something that makes sense to you. Don't assign your shortcut to Alt-F12 if you need two hands and want one hand. Undo/cut/copy/paste were brilliantly designed, take a lesson from that and design the same keyboard shortcut for yourself.

    More:
    "There is a programmable keyboard available -- the CVT Avant Stellar,"

    Ah fuck me it's a slashvertisement.

    More:
    "what he misses is the convenience of DOS's CONTROL-C and CONTROL-Q which could kill an accidentally triggered program, along with the Unix Control-C and kill -9 for command line Unix. I'm not sure if anything exists that can do that as quickly at the GUI level."

    I can agree with this, a keyboard in general is the fastest input device we have, but this is a clever deception, trying to say that just because a GUI is slower it's not evolving. Not true. Once you know what you are doing, and have to perform a repetitive task, a keyboard is always faster. A GUI, however, is always easier if you don't necessarily know what you are looking for or know what you are doing. Remember images and motions towards and area of the screen is easier for a lot of people, rather than trying to remember to put a -9 after the kill, or remembering what grep, awk, and cron do. If you have to look up a command every few minutes, it's not faster, and if you can remember the action faster to do what you want, for you it's faster. GUIs opened up the world of computing to many more people, and that's a fact, because it was easier to remember and perform the tasks they wanted to perform.

    More:
    "The CMU Andrew Toolkit had very complex scrollbars that took a while to master,"

    Stop right there, everything in this paragraph is invalidated by the fact that thos was "complex" and "took a while to master." A GUI is supposed to make things simpler, because not everyone has time to master complex scroll bars. If it takes me a half hour to figure out scrolling in a GUI, it's not necessarily faster when all I have to do is scan down a page looking for a simple paragraph. Complex is not necessarily evolution, and making something simplified is not necessary a regression. Simplicity could speed everyone up as a whole.

    The article then degenerates into a bunch of technobabble about a bunch of features developers use to have, but just about every one of them has a modern equivalent they could get by just finding and downloading third party software, most which is probably free. Sure, notepad sucks, notepad is not meant to be an advanced text editor! How long did it take you to figure that

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    1. Re:What the hell is this bullshit? by bipedalhominid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what he said.

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    2. Re:What the hell is this bullshit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > DOS's CONTROL-C and CONTROL-Q which could kill an accidentally triggered program

      They could accidentally kill a purposefully triggered program (at the wrong time) too, which is more likely!

    3. Re:What the hell is this bullshit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA:

      "What I miss most are keyboards that have some 'omph' to them, and software that makes use of keyboard shortcuts. I really miss the 'clicky' IBM Model M keyboards from the mid and late '80s, for instance. I can type 150+ words per minute and I can move my fingers across a keyboard faster than I can move my hand to a mouse, move the cursor, click, and put my fingers back on the keyboard. I really really really miss customizable keyboard shortcuts."

      WHAT???? You have keyboard shortcuts now, windows has the Windows button and the alt key! For both Windows and Mac you have a ton of shortcut apps that give you access to keyboard shortcuts. Apps that take shortened text you type frequently and expands it to a long word. They are all there, they just moved to third party apps. This Eric Loyd is a dipshit if he misses keyboard shortcuts... go buy a $2 app that gives them back to you you idiot!

      More:

      ""The main feature I miss on today's keyboards is having FUNCTION keys (F1, F2, etc) on the left of the main key area, and a CONTROL key in the middle of the left-side column of keys (so it goes from top to bottom: ~/TAB/CTRL/SHIFT/ALT). There are a number of CTRL+F-key and ALT+F-key combinations that can quickly and easily done with one hand in this configuration without looking"

      I agree the layout of the keyboard in this instance is good, but if you have fully customizable shortcuts at your command thru any number of apps, design something that makes sense to you. Don't assign your shortcut to Alt-F12 if you need two hands and want one hand. Undo/cut/copy/paste were brilliantly designed, take a lesson from that and design the same keyboard shortcut for yourself.

      More:
      "There is a programmable keyboard available -- the CVT Avant Stellar,"

      Ah fuck me it's a slashvertisement.

      More:
      "what he misses is the convenience of DOS's CONTROL-C and CONTROL-Q which could kill an accidentally triggered program, along with the Unix Control-C and kill -9 for command line Unix. I'm not sure if anything exists that can do that as quickly at the GUI level."

      I can agree with this, a keyboard in general is the fastest input device we have, but this is a clever deception, trying to say that just because a GUI is slower it's not evolving. Not true. Once you know what you are doing, and have to perform a repetitive task, a keyboard is always faster. A GUI, however, is always easier if you don't necessarily know what you are looking for or know what you are doing. Remember images and motions towards and area of the screen is easier for a lot of people, rather than trying to remember to put a -9 after the kill, or remembering what grep, awk, and cron do. If you have to look up a command every few minutes, it's not faster, and if you can remember the action faster to do what you want, for you it's faster. GUIs opened up the world of computing to many more people, and that's a fact, because it was easier to remember and perform the tasks they wanted to perform.

      More:
      "The CMU Andrew Toolkit had very complex scrollbars that took a while to master,"

      Stop right there, everything in this paragraph is invalidated by the fact that thos was "complex" and "took a while to master." A GUI is supposed to make things simpler, because not everyone has time to master complex scroll bars. If it takes me a half hour to figure out scrolling in a GUI, it's not necessarily faster when all I have to do is scan down a page looking for a simple paragraph. Complex is not necessarily evolution, and making something simplified is not necessary a regression. Simplicity could speed everyone up as a whole.

      The article then degenerates into a bunch of technobabble about a bunch of features developers use to have, but just about every one of them has a modern equivalent they could get by just finding and downloading third party software, most which is probably free. Sure, notepad sucks, notepad is not meant to be an advanced text editor! How long did it ta

    4. Re:What the hell is this bullshit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention that other toolkits like Qt (probably gimp toolkit as well..) seems to be able to do everything he wanted to do with a scrollbar.

    5. Re:What the hell is this bullshit? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I can agree with this, a keyboard in general is the fastest input device we have, but this is a clever deception, trying to say that just because a GUI is slower it's not evolving. Not true. Once you know what you are doing, and have to perform a repetitive task, a keyboard is always faster. A GUI, however, is always easier if you don't necessarily know what you are looking for or know what you are doing.

      But note, for most tasks where speed is at all important, you will only be learning the app for a short time and then will spend a much longer period of time as an experienced user. Today, for the sake of instant gratification we make the first <1% of the time quicker at the expense of the remaining >99%.

      If it takes you a half hour to figure out anything at all that will make the rest of your working life a bit more efficient, it's probably worth it,.

      That's not to say that GUI is bad, just that it's often ill designed and used in inappropriate situations.. Simplicity IS good, but controls should only be as simple as they can be without losing capability. One pedal would be simpler in a car than two, but it would make coasting very hard to do.

      An interesting compromise might be a gui shell on CLI that rather than just doing things, generates the necessary CLI commands so you can learn them.

    6. Re:What the hell is this bullshit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That scrollbar sounds awesome.
      You're telling me that it's better to click on the scrollbar and have it jump up and down approximately a page? The only people I've ever seen use this functionality are the people who also click on the up and down arrows.
      Having an easy way to scroll to a specific line would be very useful, regardless if it seemed random the first few times.

  26. This is stupid by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's nothing more than a bunch of old farts complaining about how the old days were better, when in fact most of that they want is still available or entirely unnecessary. Keyboards for example. I for one prefer new keyboards. I hated the old clicky style, but as others have shown, they are available for those who want them. Complaining about the scroll bar and not being able to click in the window to recenter? That might have been nice... in the days before the mouse wheel.

    1. Re:This is stupid by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      PS. I especially like how they complained about grouping the close window icon with the minimize and maximize and how he "still occasionally" closes windows he wants to maximize. I don't think I have ever done that, or seen even the most incompetent user do it.

    2. Re:This is stupid by sabs · · Score: 0, Troll

      Also what kind of loser maximizes windows. I hate retards who full screen windows on 24 inch monitors.

    3. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This man obviously doesn't play Minecraft.

    4. Re:This is stupid by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Someone who only works on one thing at a time, and switches infrequently? There's no reason not to maximize use of your display space if you only need the space to be taken up by one thing.

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    5. Re:This is stupid by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Can we have a new kids version of being bored with old peoples complaining.

      Maybe "Get off my yawn."

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    6. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fullscreen almost everything, you insensitive clod! ... of course, I don't have 24 inch monitors. I have a dual 19 inch setup (1280x1024, you'll drag my sensible 5:4 aspect ratio from my cold, dead fingers).

      Things like chat windows or Notepad instances usually keep their default size. Things like word processing, web browsers, spreadsheets, and Eclipse go full-screen immediately.

    7. Re:This is stupid by SEE · · Score: 1

      If you want to maximize the window, double-click on the title bar.

      (Okay, that does minimize instead on a Mac, but on the Mac, it's the minimize that's next to the close button. So in either case, the button right next to the close button is a function redundant with the main title bar.)

    8. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you mousewheel exactly to the next paragraph?

    9. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an "old fart" in this game, and I mostly agree with you.

      What I miss is the feeling of discovery. We were trying new things, going new places and changing the world. Guess what? The world got changed. Now most of my work is about business problem solving, not exploring the possibilities of the equipment and software.

      None the less, I do not want to go back to the days of the Apple ][, no matter how cool it was. (Fuck you Commodore 'tards [Sorry, troll moment])

      Turbo Pascal 4.0 was awesome, and big deal. I got no use for it in 2011.

      Today's computers, hardware and software, are so damned awesome that looking back with nostalgia is stupid.

  27. What walled garden on Android? by tepples · · Score: 2

    Look at the mobile space [...] The fundamental advantage we've had in computing up to this point is actively being attacked with walled gardens.

    What walled garden? If you have an Android-powered device, and you didn't buy it from the AT&T store, you can turn on "Unknown sources" and install any program you want, just like every other PDA since the PalmPilot.

    1. Re:What walled garden on Android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully that source works on your device's version of Android. But let's not do this.

    2. Re:What walled garden on Android? by Microlith · · Score: 1

      I said it was being attacked, not that it was successful.

      But then we're stuck with the other feature loss: ARM platforms have so little standardization that, unlike PCs, moving to newer kernels or other OSes is nigh upon impossible. Never mind the utter disaster in the video driver space, where only your device vendor can provide compiled binaries for the OS on your device.

    3. Re:What walled garden on Android? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      CM7 seems to prove it is not impossible, or even near it. Open source drivers sure would make it easier though.

    4. Re:What walled garden on Android? by emag · · Score: 1

      And supposedly even AT&T is going to loosen the reigns about that, what with the growing Amazon App Store for Android... (or just root your phone)

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    5. Re:What walled garden on Android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARM platforms have so little standardization that, unlike PCs

      Given your low UID I'd presume you were among the ones ranting about Wintel monopoly/monoculture a few years ago.

      And if POSIX is enough "standardization" for you, then at least Android and iOS is (or can easily become) POSIX compliant.

    6. Re:What walled garden on Android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if I want to run my own kernel on the droid x? Look it up. Let us know when you get it.

    7. Re:What walled garden on Android? by Microlith · · Score: 1

      You're talking about SOFTWARE standardization. I'm talking about hardware, in the way that you can take an Ubuntu CD and boot it on damn near any PC with any motherboard and it'll work on the vast majority; if you take an Ubuntu build targeting armv7 (not thumb2) you will not be able to boot it on a system until a ton of porting work has been done to the kernel, with drivers that usually aren't upstream (and likely won't be accepted upstream due to all the android-isms) and require painful hacking to make them work on newer kernel revisions.

  28. That's funny. by c2me2 · · Score: 1

    I'm typing on a clicky keyboard right now. Made by Unicomp. It's not *quite* as durable as an old IBM keyboard (which could stun an ox), but it's still pretty solid.

  29. Seriously? by deains · · Score: 2

    Not to insult those who like old-school tech, but this article really sounds like it was written by the views of a bunch of dinosaurs. On p3 someone laments the death of xedit, a non-GUI text editor with search/replace, go to top/bottom, and so on. I mean, has he never heard of Vim? I'd be intrigued to hear of any features xedit had that Vim doesn't, or you couldn't write a keybinding for in emacs (not that I delve in such magic). There's also this gem of a quote: "Whenever I read an article online, be it in Adobe Reader, a text editor, or a web browser, I try to get an uninterrupted paragraph on the screen, fail, curse, and move on, knowing that online reading used to be a far less turbulent and far more graceful experience before popular and simple displaced complex and useful." Adobe Reader (along with MS Word and others) supports full-screen mode, allowing an uninterrupted view. And with monitors being so huge now it's not exactly hard to ignore 100 vertical pixels of menu bars. And clacky keyboards have been sidelined for a reason - it's generally much nicer to type on a soft keyboard, and in a crowded office your eardrums will thank you if everyone's using laptop-style keyboards. Of course, if you really prefer the old style, it's not hard to get a hold of one, they're just not as mass-produced now because the demand isn't there. Nothing to lament, really.

    1. Re:Seriously? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      You have failed to read or to comprehend what you read. There are valid arguments to be made about the complaints, but yours are not.

      The musing about XEdit was that it could lock it's commands to only operate on a section of the document, not the whole document.

      The complaint about paragraphs and scrolling is related to the behavior of scrollbars, and has nothing to do with the amount visible on screen at one time.

    2. Re:Seriously? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I have a model M and my wife has a new microsoft, they are both just as loud when you type fast, the difference is between ping and thud

    3. Re:Seriously? by Anonymuous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The musing about XEdit was that it could lock it's commands to only operate on a section of the document, not the whole document.

      Emacs can do that too (C-x n n = narrow-to-region)

  30. Variable size RAM disk by tekrat · · Score: 2

    The Amiga had a RAM drive that was always the size of whatever was in it and no bigger. If you copied items to the ram drive, the drive size expanded (until you ran out of RAM), when you deleted items, the RAM drive size decreased.

    I used to run a BBS and I would initially load all the executables to the RAM disk, with the message boards saving to floppies. As long as I was only warm-booting the machine (i.e., without turning off the power), the RAM disk would stay intact, and I could boot from RAM, which made everything run lighting fast.

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    1. Re:Variable size RAM disk by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      tmpfs or ramfs, depends on if you want to swap it or not.

    2. Re:Variable size RAM disk by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The recoverable ramdisk, or RRD (typically device RAD:) was an even-cooler feature than just a growing ramdisk. It seems like there ought to be some way to implement this functionality on modern machines too, possibly requiring BIOS hacks (coreboot?)

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    3. Re:Variable size RAM disk by lucian1900 · · Score: 1

      Hibernate with an SSD and a fast bios (coreboot is an option, yes) is pretty much that.

    4. Re:Variable size RAM disk by buglista · · Score: 1

      You can always mount swap on the ramdisk to make it quicker.

    5. Re:Variable size RAM disk by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense at all.
      You would be better off not having a swap partition then. Ramfs will not swap anyway, tmpfs will if it needs to.

    6. Re:Variable size RAM disk by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think it's spelled "SSD" now. Truthfully, SSDs are so fast that IO isn't the bottleneck on startups anymore.

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    7. Re:Variable size RAM disk by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But the RRD doesn't even have to be recovered from the disk through a reboot... hibernate is for power-off situations. On the Amiga if you had enough spare RAM (where "enough" was less than a megabyte) you could load the whole of the Workbench floppy into the RRD and then essentially reboot from it, only loading the shell, startup-script, and RRD driver from the boot disk. Hmm, now I want to put a flash storage device in the A1200 and see how fast it gets. Maybe that is my next casemod.

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    8. Re:Variable size RAM disk by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I'm still plonking along with spinning disks. I sure would love a SSD, but I haven't really been able to justify it. I can afford to wait, however much I don't enjoy it. I usually only have to wait for the disk for a short amount of time per day so it's a minor annoyance.

      My desktop is great at suspend/resume, so that's really sweet. And I think I'm going to put Vista back on this subnotebook (if the recovery disks work anyway, I finally found 'em) and set it loose into the wild... it takes 2:30 (or longer) to boot Windows 7 x64. Ugh.

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    9. Re:Variable size RAM disk by cachimaster · · Score: 1

      You have linux? There is a directory /dev/shm, it's exactly what you describe. Variable size RAM disk, always activated and available.

    10. Re:Variable size RAM disk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like "Sleep" mode?

    11. Re:Variable size RAM disk by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Actually, RAM: would not survive reboot and you could not boot from it. It was RAD: that would survive a warm boot and could be booted from.

      RAM: changed capacity as needed, RAD: stayed a fixed size once you set it.

      That being said, I miss being able to reboot as quickly as it would take the bus to settle down. I think it was about 8 seconds. Of course, needing to reboot was a prime driver in enjoying those extremely short boot times. Flat memory was billions of times better than the segmented crap of the early x86 days, but protected memory is a godsend (and actually, protected memory is a logical form of flat memory).

      moo

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    12. Re:Variable size RAM disk by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You missed the following from the OP:

      "As long as I was only warm-booting the machine (i.e., without turning off the power), the RAM disk would stay intact, and I could boot from RAM, which made everything run lighting fast."

      I strongly doubt that works with tmpfs or ramfs.

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  31. split screen by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2

    The author of this article should try Vim - I believe you can split the screen all you want. Speaking of editors, I feel nostalgic about Speedscript, the word processor on the C64. But I sure don't miss editing in 40 columns!

    I dislike the lack of configurability of some things today, yet for those things that are configurable they're still using an Advanced options paradigm from over a decade ago so things are hard to find (Windows is actually improving in that respect). I love how far Linux has come over the years.

    1. Re:split screen by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "Speaking of editors, I feel nostalgic about Speedscript, the word processor on the C64. But I sure don't miss editing in 40 columns!"

      The Write Stuff on the 128 was THE best editor ever. I had a 24 pin Panasonic business-class printer hung off the 128. Took me hours with the Write Stuff and Panasonic manuals, getting all the embedded printer codes installed and working.

      Once that was done, using the 128 in 80 column mode as a text editor was wonderful.

      I must confess, I did have one macro programmed specifically to tweak a friend of mine.

      I had the Greek letter Beta as a macro. To use when we were discussing his Sony BetaMax VCR. I would spell it (FSM! I hope this works!) "ßetaMax" (preview says it worked. There should be a Beta character there.) whereas he would have to change the element on his Selectric to do the same.

      Yes, this was before the era of the Internet and the Endless September, when people still used pigment on paper and envelopes and stamps to send mail. Yes, dinosaurs still roamed the Earth then, too.

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  32. Screen frame rate syncronized playback... by man+machine · · Score: 1

    In the 80's and early 90's on many home computers (like c64 and Amiga) movement of graphics was nearly always perfectly synchronized to the screen frame rate. As this usually was a TV-set or composite monitor running non-interlaced video the rate was 50 or 60 Hz. Today synchronization is pretty scarce to say the least!

    1. Re:Screen frame rate syncronized playback... by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      vsync? that's what it does, syncs the image redraw to the screen refresh...

    2. Re:Screen frame rate syncronized playback... by man+machine · · Score: 1

      vsync? that's what it does, syncs the image redraw to the screen refresh...

      Yes, but rarely do programs succeed in using it correctly and frame skipping is common. Vsync on a 60 Hz display requires the material to be an exact multiple of 60 Hz if skipping is to be avoided. On older computers this was the norm!

    3. Re:Screen frame rate syncronized playback... by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I guess I dont see what you are saying, ok maybe I see it for video playback but otherwise the computer is drawing every single pixel in the buffer and its sync-ed to the displays refresh rate

      now if your (insert game / application that eats power) is not redrawing the scene at the same rate thats a different story, but its still synced to the refresh rate, and old computers did this too, games would slow down but they wouldnt half flicker tear 2/3s of the way down on the screen (which they will if you turn off vsync and on modern stuff look hard enough)

  33. I miss serial ports on laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And on every device. It was great having a simple, inexpensive, hackable interface into every device, controllable from any computer.

    1. Re:I miss serial ports on laptops. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      This, I can agree with.

      Two days ago, I was trying to configure a managed Ethernet switch by SSH'ing into a remote console switch and using it to connect to the console port on the Ethernet switch. Unfortunately, for reasons I still haven't figured out, I could not get the remote console switch to work with the Ethernet switch. I had tried multiple cables, multiple ports on the console switch, and I had successfully connected the console switch to a router I was also trying to configure...but I could not get the console to work on the Ethernet switch. Okay, no problem...I'll just pull my laptop out of the port replicator and try plugging the console cable into the serial port on my laptop, right? Wrong. There was no serial port on my laptop. Grrr... That used to be standard on computers, and it's still frequently used by network admins.

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    2. Re:I miss serial ports on laptops. by armanox · · Score: 1

      Serial ports are why I keep a P3 laptop around and running.

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    3. Re:I miss serial ports on laptops. by thsths · · Score: 1

      Get a USB to serial cable, and the problem on the laptop side is solved. Of course there is still an issue with embedded devices, but most of them have a JTAG connector of sorts somewhere on the board.

  34. They're widely available by crankyspice · · Score: 1

    Yup. I have a cheap iOne Scorpius M10 at the office ($60 IIRC), and a Unicomp SpaceSaver M ($80?) at home. (I also spent the extra $5 or so to get keys labeled "Command" and "Option" to replace the Windows and Alt keys, at home.) They're pretty widely available and so, so worth it. A coworker just picked one up to replace the awful flat mushy keyboard that shipped with her HP TouchSmart 600. There's tons of information on the web about currently produced mechanical keyboards (google for "Cherry MX" switches), and they're not preposterously expensive (about what you'd spend for a nice pen or a reasonably nice low-end (e.g., an Invicta with an automatic Miyota movement) watch), and for something you use, a lot, (almost?) every day... http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=%22cherry+mx%22&x=0&y=0 http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mechanical+keyboard&x=0&y=0 ...

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    1. Re:They're widely available by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yup. I have a cheap iOne Scorpius M10 at the office ($60 IIRC),

      "Cheap" for a keyboard is "under ten bucks". Not sixty. I can't remember the last time I paid more than seven for a new one, and I only buy relatively reputable brands (they have an address that doesn't move around a lot) like Mitsumi or KT.

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    2. Re:They're widely available by Victor_0x53h · · Score: 2

      Use a mechanical Unicomp keyboard for 6 months, and you'll despise the cheap, flexible feeling of every soft, $7 rubber-dome you touch. A quality tool for every day use in a professional's trade. It's expensive for a keyboard, but cheap compared to many of the other things which people might heft over the extra cash in exchange for a premium product.

    3. Re:They're widely available by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I've owned several of the real IBM keyboards, indeed I owned an IBM PC-1 with an IBM mono display and all. I am currently typing this on a Dell media keyboard with a knob and lots of buttons. I am easily as fast on it as I ever was on a fancy clicky IBM keyboard. When this keyboard dies I move on to the next flea market media keyboard with a hub in for five bucks. I have an HP one already.

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    4. Re:They're widely available by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      "Cheap" for a keyboard is "under ten bucks".

      You cannot put a price on a good keyboard. I have paid over $100 several times, and would do so again without a second thought.

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    5. Re:They're widely available by gknoy · · Score: 1

      He didn't say a GOOD keyboard, though, merely a Cheap one.

    6. Re:They're widely available by crankyspice · · Score: 1

      Yup. I have a cheap iOne Scorpius M10 at the office ($60 IIRC),

      "Cheap" for a keyboard is "under ten bucks"

      Not for a good keyboard. $60 is about the lowest I've seen a new mechanical keyboard sell for, certainly one with Cherry MX switches.

      If you were a professional mechanic, you'd have Snap-On, not the cheap crap they sell in 200 piece sets for $19 at the local hardware store.

      My accuracy and speed and comfort are vastly improved with a good keyboard, enough so that I paid out of pocket to have the "cheap (for a good quality mechanical keyboard)" iOne at my desk at work. And those keyboards will outlast everything else out there. My Unicomp replaced a PS/2 IBM Model M I've been using since the mid-90s (and I rescued it from a library dumpster when they 'upgraded' their PCs, I have no idea when it was actually put in service), only 'cause my Macs don't like PS/2USB adapters. I expect the Unicomp will outlast several generations of computers (and I tend to hang on to machines for a while; my needs aren't great, and modern computers easily handle what I need 'em to do -- indexed text searches, PDF manipulation, word processing, light programming... my current MacBook Air 1.83GHz (late 2010 model) replaced a 2006-circa first-of-the-Core 2 Duos MacBook Pro that was my daily machine...)

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    7. Re:They're widely available by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you were a professional mechanic, you'd have Snap-On, not the cheap crap they sell in 200 piece sets for $19 at the local hardware store.

      Because I know professional mechanics I know that they tend to have a mix of whatever was on the truck (which is usuallly Snap-On or Mac) and what was cheap and had a lifetime warranty. The ONLY practical difference between Snap-On wrenches and Craftsman ones is that the Craftman wrenches are bigger and heavier. Indeed, some of the professional mechanics I use have rafts of tools from Harbor Freight, especially pullers and the like. They work just as well as the overpriced crap from Strap-On You're About To Get Fucked tools.

      Don't make automotive metaphors, because you don't understand them.

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  35. True low level format of a HDD... by mlts · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One feature I miss is a true low level format of a HDD. Now just for overwriting sectors, but for allowing the drive to rebuild its sector relocation table.

    Older SCSI drives would mark blocks as bad and relocate the data. When they got low level formatted, the bad blocks would remain bad, but the area reserved for bad blocks would be clear (since the remapped blocks would be flagged as bad and not used.) This would allow the drive to continue to be used, as when the remapped block area fills up, the drive can't do anything except report soft/hard errors.

    A true low level format also brought peace of mind -- any data on the disk before that was blanked out, and every usable sector has been tested to make sure it was readable/writable.

    1. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm under the impression that the various vendors tools still do this.

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    2. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your HDD and OS both support it, you can use S.M.A.R.T. find out if you've had any reallocated sectors. If you don't have that capability, or if it reports any errors, then it's time to buy a new drive ASAP.

    3. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That kind of thing was totally cool back when the media would deliver data to the controller slower than the controller could deliver it to the host adapter. Now we often have the opposite relationship and it's better if you just let the controller handle all that. And of course all that stuff was highly relevant on ST-506 drives because they were really being run by the host adapter... But again, that was a long time ago. MFM and RLL are just long-abandoned encoding techniques, today, and ESDI is by itself a joke that will get a snort out of the seasoned hardware wrangler, save for the most ardent adorer of the PS/2.

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    4. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda

      There you go. If a sector is bad it will be marked as such. If you want something more supported, every single HD manufacturer has a low level format utility available on their website. Admittedly that used to be a BIOS feature, but it's a non-issue.

    5. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Algorithms for working around bad blocks only make sense when you have to mortgage your soul to buy a replacement hard drive. Nobody outside of North Korea and sub-Saharan Africa should feel the need to work around an obviously failing hard drive.

      As for the "peace of mind," it's only if you have a very loose definition of "blanked out." Even with access to a "low-level format," you're still better off letting DBAN gnaw on your drive overnight.

    6. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      Blocks are now reallocated by hardware in the drive. You need to get some practice using whatever SMART utility is available for your OS. Look at the SMART attribute for "reallocated sectors" to figure out if this has been happening to you. I generally start migrating to another drive once any appear. You can't see them in software any other way now, the old "bad blocks" are now just reallocated when they occur.

      As for testing every sector, kick off a SMART "extended self test". That does what you want. When it's finished, the SMART log will tell you what the test returned. If you see the reallocated sector count go upwards after the test, but it still passes, you should start getting suspicious of the drive.

      Most drive manufacturers also have a "write all zeros" function available on the utility CDs they provide for testing drives out. Alternately you can boot from a Linux live CD and do something like "dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda" to wipe them out.

    7. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe back when your 10MB hard drive was $3K, this actually mattered. But right now, we have external 2TB drives for $80 (NewEgg add this morning in my inbox). If there's ever the hint that your drive is failing or having issues, you image the entire drive ASAP onto a new drive, and then RMA it. Otherwise you are risking an inordinate amount of information for a minimal amount of money.

    8. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCSI (parallel, fibre channel, and SAS) drives all still have this feature. Parameters for the format command allow you to throw out the old Grow Lost, keep the current one, or provide a list of your own. All you need is a utility to send the command to the drive, and it will take care of the rest of it from there. It's also useful for changing the block size of drives or changing the protection information features.

    9. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      a true low level format hasn't been possible on drives for a long time, and that is a good thing. Most people think "writing to every sector" is a low level format, but that isn't what it used to mean. A low level format actually dealt with how data was encoded on the drive and was peculiar to the drive. This is easier to describe with MFM/RLL drives [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run-length_limited] than later models.

      Modern drives use more complex encodings that play into better performance/storage efficiency/what-have-you. The ability to ruin a drive by an improper low level format may have been cool, but it also didn't serve a useful purpose for the user. On a modern drive the internal encoding mechanism is not exposed through the interface, presenting instead a black box that allows data to be stored and retrieved through a set of standard commands. Bad block remapping being completely internalized is an advantage.

      Seriously, who misses needing to record the bad blocks of a drive so they could be mapped pre-emptively when reformatting the drive? The labels used to have an area for recording the bad block list so it would stay with the drive. I'm much happier now for the drive to handle this, and for those that care you can access the statistics on it via SMART. Sure, you don't know *which* blocks are bad but you know how many. While it might be nice to identify a run of bad blocks versus a scattering of them in practice what matters most is the how many and how fast the count is rising. I have a hard drive that has 16 bad blocks remapped since I first checked. The count hasn't increased in years so it was probably a manufacturing defect.

      If you need to wipe all data from a drive any recent one supports a secure wipe command that, once initiated, will run to completion regardless of power interruptions or being switched to different hardware and has the capability of wiping areas not accessible through the interface. Sure, you can't apply a fresh low level format, but you can make very sure the drive gets wiped.

      In short, low level formats aren't relevant with today's drives. Today's drives also are faster, larger and more robust with better error handling and reporting than before. They also have new capabilities, such as secure wipe, that simply weren't possible on 30-year old hard drives.

    10. Re:True low level format of a HDD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's still there, it's just no longer a manual process. Bad / troubled sectors are automatically remapped by the drive's firmware.

      If I'm not mistaken, frequency of bad sectors are one of the metrics used by SMART to gauge drive health.

      A high level format (not quick) should give you the same peace of mind (since you are addressing every sector in use)

      Do you recall when drives came with a printout of bad sectors that you needed to manually enter before you could even begin to use a drive? I, for one, don't miss that!

  36. I would say: Self-modifying code by csoh · · Score: 2

    We sacrificed creativity, and some unknown possibility for the security fit for dumb majority.

    1. Re:I would say: Self-modifying code by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      Self-modifying code, like the JVM is using all the time on my local machine, as we speak? Sure, I have to do memory protection carefully, and a whole page at a time, but self-modifying code is most certainly not dead.

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  37. TVs vs. Monitors by Calydor · · Score: 1

    I remember how my Amiga600 had TV Out as standard. The TV was the only monitor you could easily use for that machine if I recall correctly.

    Went to PC, a decade or so went by, and suddenly graphics cards start flaunting this incredible new innovation that would let you use your TV as a computer monitor. I was less than impressed.

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    1. Re:TVs vs. Monitors by multipartmixed · · Score: 2

      The Commodore 1084 and 1084S monitors work fine.

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    2. Re:TVs vs. Monitors by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

      I had an A1200, but there were plenty RGB video monitors that worked fine for the traditional PAL and NTSC screenmodes, and the Acorn multisync/mutliscan monitor I had worked fine for those as well as for some of the higher-resolution AGA chipset modes. (Standard PC-type monitors worked fine for some screenmodes, with a scandoubler/flickerfixer between the RGB port and the monitor's VGA plug, but not necessarily for old schooly games.) I don't imagine the A600 had a different monitor port even if it didn't have all of the A1200's graphics modes.

    3. Re:TVs vs. Monitors by Calydor · · Score: 1

      To be fair I had the Amiga when I was between 7 and 10. It had a SCART connection and hooked up to the 21" TV in my room, that was pretty much the extent of my monitor understanding at the time.

      The point remains, though - TV Out was standard on it, and PCs only got that a good decade later, with worse image than I remembered from my Amiga until recently when HD started taking over, so that's another decade or so.

      And yes, I realize a SCART plug is rather unwieldy on a graphics card, that's not the point of my argument.

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    4. Re:TVs vs. Monitors by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The period between GUIs becoming dominant and HD televisions being common saw a complete lack of TV out options for good reason, operating a GUI on a fuzzy pixeled, CRT, 480p television is a painful experience. Even 720p LCD isn't really up to snuff for many applications.

    5. Re:TVs vs. Monitors by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

      Meh...1920x1200 on my 5+ year old computer monitor is better resolution (albeit, just barely) than even a 1080p HDTV (source). Sure, you can get a six foot wide HDTV, but that only makes the image look more pixelated. Drop to a 720p and the difference is even more marked. I'd rather watch TV or movies on my PC than use my PC on a TV. YMMV, of course.

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  38. Real Power Buttons by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On every single device, mobile and PC, actual power buttons are disappearing. My cellphone has a mutant mute/power, but the power only actually brings up a "What would you like to do, mute, airplane, or actually power off?" So, on a crash, take off case, pull battery. Things just aren't designed to turn off anymore. I miss that.

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    1. Re:Real Power Buttons by kellyb9 · · Score: 2

      But how will the government know what you're doing if your device is turned off?

    2. Re:Real Power Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're usually 'press to show shutdown options, hold for 5seconds to turn off'

    3. Re:Real Power Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many are designed to turn off, it's just that the function is hidden. If you hold most soft power buttons down for 3-4 seconds it does a hard power down. My phone has crashed a couple times and this works, no need to remove the battery.

    4. Re:Real Power Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Looks like you want to switch off your phone!"

    5. Re:Real Power Buttons by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Real, mechanical on/off switches take up a more space than a momentary contact switch. And they're susceptible to accidental triggering.

    6. Re:Real Power Buttons by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      Oh no @ Clippy on my cellphone, lol.

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    7. Re:Real Power Buttons by lucian1900 · · Score: 2

      It doesn't bother me much that I can't turn things off instantly, but I would like more hardware volume controls, like the Pandora has.

    8. Re:Real Power Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hold the button down and it will turn off

    9. Re:Real Power Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have yet to see a PC that didn't turn off when the power button was pressed for a few seconds. Most smartphones now also have a key combination that will just reboot the phone.

  39. Like back in the day when Firefox had a URL bar... by plastick · · Score: 2

    Or "back in the day" when Firefox had a URL bar... just sayin'

  40. Keyboards by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    Not only are clicky keyboards gone, but the keyboards themselves are going away with the advent of tablets.

    1. Re:Keyboards by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      My iPad has a clicky keyboard! :)

    2. Re:Keyboards by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      "Imminent death of keybaords predicted--film at 11."

      Been hearing this for years. The simple matter is, for writing text, nothing better than the common keyboard has been invented. It's not going anywhere. Tablets are cool, but when you sit down to write a report or a novel, or code a program, you'll do it on a keyboard.

    3. Re:Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I write for a living, I think doing large amounts of text input on a tablet keyboard should relegated to the seventh circle of hell where it belongs, You'll have to prize my keyboard from my cold dead hands.

    4. Re:Keyboards by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Anyone who does more than a trivial amount of text entry is going to want a real keyboard. So I don't see them going anywhere anytime soon.

  41. Apple ][ nostalgia by Framboise · · Score: 1

    I miss the instant boot of Apple ][ and the immediate access/modification to
    any memory location as well as the possibility to write interactively assembly
    programs with the built-in "monitor". It was a great machine to learn in detail
    how a computer works .

  42. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yes, you have to reach an entire 18 to 24 inches"

    when I said that to my wife she was impressed

    Your wife must have an enormous cooter. Most women would be TERRIFIED of 18 to 24 inches, because the average cooter is 8 inches deep.

  43. LUDDITE !!! by AwaxSlashdot · · Score: 0

    TFA is about (old) people complaining about THEIR PERSONNAL prefered (10 years ago) feature being abandonned for lack of actual or widespread usage.

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    1. Re:LUDDITE !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your n key broken?

    2. Re:LUDDITE !!! by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      TFA is about (old) people complaining about THEIR PERSONNAL prefered (10 years ago) feature being abandonned for lack of actual or widespread usage.

      Worse than that, TFA is about old people just complaining. Most of those so-called lost features aren't lost at all.

  44. Flat memory model? Really? by edremy · · Score: 1
    From TFA: "Closer to the hardware side of things, Heyland misses the Commodore 64's memory model. "It could overlay hardware, firmware and regular memory as needed, and had no reserved memory sections. This let me write macros that were globally available.""

    Losing this is a *bad* thing? It might make sense on a single purpose device where you know what all the code running is doing, but on a modern computer running hundreds of tasks concurrently? Seems to me it would let you write lots of other globally available stuff too. I doubt you'd want most of it.

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  45. Clicky Keyboards by iRommel · · Score: 1

    Das, Filco, Ducky.. hell even Razer and Steelseries make mechanical keyboards with tactile feedback and "clicky-ness" if you desire. Currently typing this on a brown switched Filco Majestouch 2, enjoying every second of it too!

  46. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

    If you can find them, buy one of those under-monitor "command center" style surge suppresses with switches for each power outlet.

  47. Ignorant users ? by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Having read TFA (shut up!), the impression I took away was that the various interviewees were old fogeys who are either unaware of current functionality, or unwilling to adapt.

    One of the complaints is that modern Linux/BSD should automagically pipe console output through "more", even when not specified... really ? Are these guys so lazy ? What of all the full-screen interfaces, and streams of scrolling text we want to monitor but not necessarily read page-by-page ? The same PDP-8 dinosaur-lover self-describes as being "good at making sense of unfamiliar technologies or processes". Riiiiight...

    Another classy fellow says he can't live without the archaic IBM XEdit, which was basically a memory-limited dos Edit for mainframes, and he sorely misses Ctrl-C and "kill -9" on the Windows side (*ahem* Ctrl-C still works, and TaskKill). I mean, is this really what constitutes commercial journalism today ? Baby boomers longing for the good old days ?

    You know what ? I also have fond memories of Turbo Pascal in the early 90s, just like I have fond memories of my first girlfriend. That doesn't change the fact that she was a mindless domineering psycho bitch that was quickly and EASILY replaced with an improved version.

    If they want to post a relevant article, maybe they could whine about how old gear was built to last, while today's asian-made crap barely survives the trip from the store. My first-run C64 has survived a hundred times more drops, jolts and whacks than today's gadgets could ever handle.

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    1. Re:Ignorant users ? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      mindless domineering psycho bitch that was quickly and EASILY replaced with an improved version.

      Is that in reference to your first girlfriend, or turbo pascal? :P

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    2. Re:Ignorant users ? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      <AHNOLD>That's the joke</AHNOLD>

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    3. Re:Ignorant users ? by unitron · · Score: 1

      ...If they want to post a relevant article, maybe they could whine about how old gear was built to last, while today's asian-made crap barely survives the trip from the store...

      Really, they should just put big recycling bins right outside the exit door. : - (

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  48. Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...most times, you simply hold the button a bit longer, say 5 seconds, and it switches off. Unless it has crashed of course, but then again : you wouldn't see the screen either.

    1. Re:Erm... by the_raptor · · Score: 2

      That is "soft-off". ie you are asking politely for some IC some where to allow you to turn the device off. If the device has locked up this probably won't work*.

      And with the amount of devices that don't really turn off** when you "turn them off" these days soft-off only gets really annoying.

      * PC style architecture where the OS handles single press and the independent PSU handles press-and-hold is sadly a rarity these days.
      ** Hand held radio with soft-off, battery drained after two weeks "off". Hand held oscilloscope, battery fine after a month off.

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  49. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by mr1911 · · Score: 1

    "Yes, you have to reach an entire 18 to 24 inches"

    when I said that to my wife she was impressed

    Don't be so proud of yourself. It is her stock answer. She said the same to me.

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  50. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

    Macintoshes have the same functionality.

    The old PSU off switch is mostly gone now because killing power that way was hell on hard disks.

  51. mouse with cursors by Sentry23 · · Score: 1

    Atari ST, a dedicated Help button, and being able to control the mouse with Alt-Cursor buttons.
    It took me ages to get used to working without that on windows.

    1. Re:mouse with cursors by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

      Windows can control the mouse cursor with the keyboard (the number pad in Windows' case), it's one of the accessibility options.

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  52. Page-at-a-time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As a developer, I found it very useful for when I ran scripts that produced a surprisingly large amount of output or a lot of error messages," says Franklin. "I did not need to run the command over again in order to see it all. This feature has never been in another version of UNIX or Linux since."

    Assuming a non-X11 console, but on most Linux (Ubuntu and CentOS) installs I've used, "Scroll Lock" and "Shift+PgUp" or "Shift+PgDn" lets you scroll back a couple hundred lines. FreeBSD uses "Scroll Lock" with the arrow keys. Doesn't give you an automagic "|more", but it works.

  53. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    I still have nightmares of my three year old brother running into my bedroom while I was programming my dad's old TRS-80 and pushing the reset button because he thought it was funny.

    If I need to bring a machine down hard, I can always yank the power cord, but for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE don't resurrect the stupid, fricking reset button!

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  54. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by jimmyhat3939 · · Score: 1

    That and the "turbo" button. Anyone miss that?

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  55. Nevermind the C64's memory model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The almost instant boot is something I've missed. The fact that the OS was in ROM made some types of attacks impossible. I never networked it though. I don't know what kind of mischief they were doing on Compuserve.

  56. TFA meets lmgtfy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    -mechanical keyboards
    -customizable keyboard shortcuts
    -tweakable scrollbar behavior
    -different placement of the destroy-window button

    For god's sake, even GNOME can do the software stuff, and mechanical keyboards are alive and well.

  57. Big Whiner by thsths · · Score: 1

    What a whiner. All those things were around in the 80s, and all those things are still around. Most are a lot cheaper than they were in the 80s (spending a few grand on a PC was considered the minimum). But most of them have not made it into the bargain low cost PCs that dominate the market now for less than grand total.

    You can still have the control key in the middle (where caps-lock usually sits), it is just a question of software configuration. You can still get clickedy-clack keyboards, and for less money than in the days of old. Most people prefer soft touch keyboards, because they do not have the same tendency to cause RSI, but keyboards have always been and will always be a matter of taste.

    Height adjustable screens are still around, but they cost 5 bucks more. That being said, there is just no comparison even between the best CRTs in the 80s and even a cheap modern TFT screen. Geometry distortion, convergence issues, masks - all gone and replaced by perfectly spaced, much higher resolving, and mostly flicker free sub-pixel.

    All the advanced GUI features are still available today, but most of them have always been and will always be difficult to implement on Windows. Windows caters for the masses, not for the IT expert. But you can have as many views of the same document open in Word as you like - you just need to use separate windows. (Excel is a different matter, and it could have evolved more than it actually has in some ways.)

    And the flat memory model of the C64 (which actually was not flat, it was banked and quite complicated!) is still available. It is called kernel mode. But you are not man enough to use it... Remember that real programmer just need a hex keyboard and a system monitor.

    That being said, there have been some real setbacks. TFT monitors have a delay now, and colour rendition was universally better on a colour CRT than a TFT. Programs seem to take longer to respond than they need to. Modal pop-ups seem to be on the rise, especially on Windows and MS programs. OLE never reached its potential, and the implementation seems to get worse and worse with new programs. And still on the whole, productivity of IT systems is up, and continuing to increase.

    1. Re:Big Whiner by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      TFT monitors have a delay now, and colour rendition was universally better on a colour CRT than a TFT.

      Some very expensive TFTs have very good color, and some TFT displays have no delay worth mentioning. Even while scaling my Aquos TV gets video up in only two stages.

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  58. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What did she say when you told her that to really turn you on she'd have to reach around back?

  59. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by RussellSHarris · · Score: 1

    Actually, it pretty much is, although I think I was mistaken in thinking it was controlled by the BIOS. It should always do a hard shut-down, even if there's no RAM to load the BIOS into so it can run.

    The feature is built-in to the power supply, so it'll always work assuming the power supply gets the signal from the power button. (It's wired to the motherboard, and the motherboard is supposed to supply it to the power supply.)

  60. Lost?? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Just because most people are too cheap to buy a quality keyboard but instead buy a under $90.00 piece of crap is not my problem. Quit being a baby and buy a decent keyboard. the only place where you can buy expensive garbage keyboards is apple. Their keyboard is great except for the mental-fart making them flat chick-lets. Thanks Jobs for the crappy keyboard!

    AS for the windows UI problems, I don't have that issue as ALL those lamented features still exist under Linux. I can put that evil close window button away from the others easily. Just because Microsoft and Apple refuses to let you have control over your desktop is also not my problem. You choose to use windows or OSX over and OS that allows customization.

    SO what exactly is he claiming is missing? because from my vantage point I have everything he claims is missing.

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    1. Re:Lost?? by indecks · · Score: 1

      lol under $90 piece of crap? My keyboard cost me $8. I've had it for 3 years. You're a chump if you spend anything more than that on a wired keyboard.

    2. Re:Lost?? by lucian1900 · · Score: 1

      I quite like flat keyboards. Apple's are ok, but the one on the Thinkpad Edge is even better.

    3. Re:Lost?? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You don't have to spend a lot of money, just hang around second-hand shops and garage sales. There are a lot of very good older models out there, and as a bonus most older models don't have pointless rearranged layouts and lack the useless multimedia buttons and if it's old enough the Windows key. There is the Model M, of course. The Dell Quietkey SK-1000REW (P2-era) is also a pretty decent keyboard, especially if you can find the rarer black version - it's what I use at work so I don't bother people with the Model M. Or just find something that has a good feel and buy it cheap and try it out.

  61. ^O by sinrakin · · Score: 1

    I miss the control-O (I think) command the DEC shells used to have, to flush all your queued terminal output, if you accidentally forgot to pipe your thousands of lines of output to "less" or something, so it didn't scroll for the next two minutes.

  62. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by number11 · · Score: 1

    On Windows PCs at least, the BIOS will perform a hard power-off if you hold down the "soft" off button for 5 seconds.

    Even "off", my desktops consume 2-4 watts. (Figure, $1/watt/year @ $0.115/kwh.) Thus, they're plugged into an outlet strip with a "hard" switch. 2 outlet strips, actually, one for stuff backed up by the UPS, and one for the bits and pieces (second monitor, speakers, printer) that don't need UPS. A third (that never gets turned off) strip connected to the UPS for the always-on stuff like router, ATA, and telephones. It saves a couple of bucks a month (and gives somewhat better protection against possible thunderstorm spikes).

  63. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution just happens, so it can't be for the better. How should it? It would need someone to give a direction and to guide or control the process towards this goal. Which is not evolution.

    1. Re:Really? by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      It would need someone to give a direction and to guide or control the process towards this goal.

      I believe that "someone" you are referring to would be a process called "natural selection".

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  64. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    ...yank the power cord...

    Only if you hate your hard drive, motherboard, and power supply... More than once, after doing that, the machine would not come back on. The switch could be placed under a cover of sorts, or booby trapped to keep your brother away from it. Either way, it is an essential part of the machine.

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  65. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by dzfoo · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't mind installing a turbo button on the office clock.

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  66. Menu bars by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, lots of software still has them. But Microsoft/Google/Mozilla are trying really hard to make us forget that menu bars ever existed, by replacing them with those stupid "ribbons" or with minimalist interfaces. Sure, with menus you have to sometimes hunt to find the thing you want. But with the ribbons, you still have to hunt...AND you have to try to figure out what all those little icons mean!

    1. Re:Menu bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, with menus you have to sometimes hunt to find the thing you want. But with the ribbons, you still have to hunt...AND you have to try to figure out what all those little icons mean!

      Yeah, because you didn't have to try to figure out what all those little menu entries meant.

    2. Re:Menu bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that once you figure out what they mean, assuming they are smaller and more minimal than menus, you no longer have your screen space wasted. Minimalist interfaces are great for commonly used features, but menus work better for obscure or rarely used options that are best explained in your native language.

    3. Re:Menu bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you!
      You also must deal with what it represents for the programmer:
      They completely do away with backward compatibility: if there is no expectation of a "menu" then they can kill "File / Quit", "View" and "Help" without any explanation. Instead, they put things that are designed from the ground up and do not make as much sense. Mind you, when I'm coding Java GUIs, just knowing that I'm deploying a menu in my app immediately reminds me to implement File / Quit and File / Save instead of forcing people to click-to-save.

      Speaking of Help menus, I also miss local help menu that did not assume we are all online 24/7. That is a bad habit that felt even bolder back in 98 when very few people were actually on broadband. Help menus at least had search functions that were guaranteed to not give you 404's or be completely unaware of your "old and now unavailable" version.

    4. Re:Menu bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, the menu bar served its purpose and allowed keyboard shortcuts. I was disappointed when I first looked at Vista and Windows 7 to find that many of the keyboard shortcuts were no longer available. Back in the DOS days you could memorize the keys needed to get to specific functionality in a program and get there in seconds. Now you need to use the mouse.

      Another thing that is supposed to help non technical users but ends up confusing them more is personalized menus. Menus are less confusing when they consistantly show ever option instead of hiding infrequently used items.

  67. This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or both. by LS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, this is a really ignorant article. Almost all the complaints are bullshit.

    PC-Write, the old DOS text processor I used to write my freelance articles with, and also PEN, a Unix screen-oriented text editor that was at BBN when I worked there, which I used for writing computer documentation and other projects -- could split the screen window as many times as I wanted (e.g., I could have five or six slices of a file showing). For editing long, complex documents, this was a great convenience. By contrast, Microsoft Word can only split the screen in two.

    VI anyone?

    I really miss the 'clicky' IBM Model M keyboards from the mid and late '80s, for instance.

    This is mass hysteria. For every fanboy that raves about their model M, there are 20 people that can't stand 5 minutes typing on these things. I tried it. Your significant other can't sleep at night, and your fingers get tired. They are old outdated pieces of shit.

    This keyboard isn't cheap, Hedtke concedes: "They were nearly $200 when CVT was making them directly, and the current Avant Stellar keyboard is around $325. But for many of us, it's more than worth it."

    You are a fucking moron if you pay $325 for this $20 dollar contraption. Don't believe the hype. The thing has a PS/2 connector for fuck sake!

    CONTROL-C and CONTROL-Q "which could kill an accidentally triggered program, along with the Unix Control-C and kill -9 for command line Unix. I'm not sure if anything exists that can do that as quickly at the GUI level.

    ctrl-c and kill -9 STILL work in *nix. You can even kill GUI apps using the command line, duh. Adding a GUI doesn't prevent you from using a terminal.

    "One, moving 'Destroy Window' -- usually indicated by a square icon with an 'X' in it -- from the opposite end of the title bar where I'd only click on it when I MEANT it, to right next to 'Iconify' and 'Maximize.'" This window control problem is now universal, according to Cattey: "It's on Windows, Linux and MacOS, as well as Solaris."

    What??? It is NOT universal. It depends on what window decorator you use. There is no "standard" for linux. Every distribution is different, and it's always configurable.

    Before there were scrollbars, command-line interfaces to Unix and DOS would paginate output and pause when the screen was full, until you requested the next screenful with the "more" command

    "more" is still there, but remember, "less" is "more".

    "As a developer, I found it very useful for when I ran scripts that produced a surprisingly large amount of output or a lot of error messages," says Franklin. "I did not need to run the command [more] over again in order to see it all. This feature has never been in another version of UNIX or Linux since."

    Umm, this actually sounds annoying as hell. There is a reason more and less are separate commands. If you REALLY wanted to have an automatic "more" command, you could write a shell wrapper. But in the end, some programs require a TTY, and having this automatic "more" functionality will break them.

    "XEDIT had the ability to restrict the file to a part, and have all editing commands, such as 'go to top/search and replace/select to bottom,' only work on that part of the file."

    Once again, VI. While not exactly the same, you can do analogous functionality in VI. And much more.

    "It could overlay hardware, firmware and regular memory as needed, and had no reserved memory sections. This let me write macros that were globally available."

    This is the dumbest comment of all. Can you imagine if modern computers were implemented this way? You'd be rebooting 10 times a day.

    When he switched to PCs, he used DOS's TSR (Terminate and Stay-Resident) feature. "Now, I'm

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  68. Progress-loving users by joh · · Score: 1

    What I'm missing most are people using computers and looking forward to new ones, tossing away the dusty old stuff of yesterday and actually being curious what the future brings instead of looking back in nostalgia.

    1. Re:Progress-loving users by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Like preemptive multitasking GPUs (drool....):
      http://forums.nvidia.com/index.php?showtopic=181194

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    2. Re:Progress-loving users by Dr.Ruud · · Score: 1

      Let's get rid of threads. Let's split up code and data on the hardware level.

  69. But are we? by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But are we really going backwards?

    I mean, reading that list made me think of some old geezers complaining about how cars in their time had a big ol' crank in front, unlike these wussy cars that kids use these days.

    I mean, complex and hard to master scrollbars? Really? That's a thing to miss? Exactly what usability advantage does that have? Exactly how many new users are complaining that scrolling up and down isn't complex enough?

    Besides, what's described as totally awesome functionality lost, isn't lost at all. You can still get an outline view in Word or OpenOffice Write or whatever. Even programming IDEs have that. So exactly how the fuck is that a lost feature? The only thing "lost" is that it's no longer done by learning arcane ways to use a scrollbar.

    I mean, even the person missing them in TFA starts by basically saying that it was a pain in the butt to learn to use them. So exactly what's lost there, by doing the same thing in an easier way? The whole argument boils down to "it's bad because it's not the exact clicks I learned to use waaay back". Or in other words, "stop the world, I don't want to learn anything new ever again."

    Other arguments get fucking stupid.

    E.g., on page 3, "Steve Silberberg, software contractor and owner of Fatpacking" misses having a program called "see", which was... a hex editor. I mean, really? He's a software contractor and he doesn't know how to get a hex editor on the Internet? That is a lost feature for him?

    Just to make it clear, I'm pretty damned sure that hex editors still exist, since I even made mods for Fallout 3 with a hex editor and made a tutorial for how to do that, waay back in the days before there was an official toolkit and before even NifSkope got updated to open the new mesh files. Finding one didn't even register as something hard, much less as a feature lost forever.

    Really, what the hell is that guy even doing as a contractor, if he can't even find a hex editor? Seriously.

    Another guy on the same page is bemoaning the loss of some obscure old text-mode editor, misses TurboPascal (Delphi apparently isn't the same for him), and has been programming in NotePad until he found a port of his old favourite text-mode editor. Even the feature he mentions as missing in newer editors is actually trivial to simulate in any IDE (if nothing else, you can just copy and paste that part into another window and work there)... not to mention that if you need to specifically mark from where to where you want to edit in a source file so you don't get into other parts, you probably should have made that part a separate file in the first place. And not to mention that by using NotePad he's actually having even less features anyway.

    I'm sorry, but that's not loss of features to "devolution", that's just the kind of guy who illustrates the kind of attitude that fuels the rampant age-ism in the industry. The only "devolution" there is that he doesn't want to learn anything newer than the good old days of his using XEdit.

    Other personal whines mis-represented as features lost to "devolution" include:

    - doing the same things with different key combinations nowadays (sorry, key combinations never went away. Just the ones that guy used changed)

    - having the control key in a different position than in some guy's youth (so what? It's not like he didn't have decades already to learn the new position)

    - how in the good old days you could set some obscure variable to read program output in pages at a time (unlike, I guess, these days using "less" to read program output one page at a time, and being also able to search and go forward and back)

    Etc.

    Sorry, I actually went there to learn about some awesome features that we've been missing, but I don't see any. I'm just treated to a gallery of people who somehow never learned how to use new keystrokes or a new program to do the same things. Which is actually even more freaking sad than "lost features."

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    1. Re:But are we? by Altus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The one about the close button having migrated to be next to the min and max buttons (on the mac anyway, they were always together on windows right?) is a pretty good point. A destructive button like that should be isolated from other controls.

      But yea, a lot of the other ones I have seen in there were just crap.

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    2. Re:But are we? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll even grant that one, but that's more like a GUI design complaint than actually a feature lost to "devolution". All the functions are still there.

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    3. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can customize where the window manager puts those buttons in any linux distribution I have ever seen.

      I'm just sayin...

    4. Re:But are we? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

      A destructive button like that should be isolated from other controls.

      Apple innovated a reset key adjacent to the Return/Enter key (Apple ][). Type, type, type, *BEEP* NOOOoooooooo!

    5. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A destructive button like that should be isolated from other controls.

      Agreed. Too bad instead we got an extra wide version that extends partway into the former position of the minimize button. What's worse is that some programs force an Aero-like button display despite the system settings having been set to classic.

      *minimize*
      *minimize*
      *minimize*
      *close*
      Wait, what? GODS DAMN YOU CHROME! Thanks for putting your close button where another window's minimize button is!

    6. Re:But are we? by SiChemist · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you, but I'm not sure about the scroll bars. "Complex and hard to master" only occurs at the beginning. After you've mastered the interface, does it enhance your productivity? That's the important question. I'm dubious when interface designers remove features in the name of "simplifying" the interface. That's fine if those features don't increase productivity much but sometimes the design decisions seem capricious at best and downright crippling at worst.

    7. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if any of the complaints were true, I'd still take the modern quad core + gpu I have here over any computer I've owned previously.

    8. Re:But are we? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Agreed, this guy just sounds like an old geezer who thinks he's lost things he really hasn't.

      Also this guy missed the opportunity to pont out the real "de-evolution" going on in computing right now: in GUI design (basically throwing out good working time-tested interfaces for silly novelty interfaces, particularly on mobile devices and the popular Linux desktop managers) and in the openness of operating systems (as seen in basically everything except traditional Linux distros).

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    9. Re:But are we? by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Atari 800 had this button too, but they sensibly walled it off with little vertical plastic fins to make it harder to fat finger.

      Wow, I've become a grey beard.

    10. Re:But are we? by PwnzerDragoon · · Score: 1

      This still happens today. My parents have a Compaq computer that has a sleep button right next to the escape key. Not quite as destructive as a reset, but still annoying as hell.

    11. Re:But are we? by tibit · · Score: 1

      About the only feature that I truly miss, a feature still relevant, is MicroPro WordStar's prioritization of screen updates. We're talking about days of CP/M, and terminals running on serial lines, often through modems. If you were working with a slow terminal (like most were), it really helped that the screen around the cursor had the highest priority. When you would pause typing, it'd then repaint entire text area, then proceed with status bar and menu. The menu was only repainted if it could keep up with your keystrokes. So if you'd do, IIRC, ^K ^S to save the file, ^K would bring up the file menu and start painting it, but as soon as ^S was hit, it'd stop repainting the file menu and display whatever it'd display when it was about to save the file (I don't recall the details).

      Most contemporary applications are entirely stupid when it comes to repaints and prioritization of processing to keep up with the user. Their designs all presume that the memory is infinite, and that the hardware is infinitely fast, and that caches are also of infinite size.

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    12. Re:But are we? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      - having the control key in a different position than in some guy's youth (so what? It's not like he didn't have decades already to learn the new position)

      But "learn[ing] the new position" doesn't help. It's still incredibly awkward for those of us who want/need to use the control key all the time (e.g. control-a for front of line, control-e for end of line -- those even work in most GUI contexts on OS X).

      Yes, it is possible to remap the (mostly useless) caps lock key to control, and that's what I do on other machines I have to use. (Right now, I'm typing on an "Apple Keyboard" through an ADB-USB adapter on my Mac Pro, with a Kensington trackball... because along with the caps lock key, the escape key is in the wrong place on current keyboards.. and the key feel is totally different.)

      BTW, as a counter-example, I have found one _almost_ reasonable use for the control key in the lower left. It's convenient to have it there for VoiceOver, since it uses control/option/command in various of the sequences. (However, I would argue that that's just because it was already there on the current keyboards.. if it wasn't there, some other also-decent key combination would have been used.. But *given* the current layout, using the control key there for VO is the one time it doesn't completely suck being there. Caps lock should have just gone away, and put _another_ control key down there if for some reason the ANSI standard wanted it there.)

    13. Re:But are we? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      On XP and later versions you can change the behaviour in the power options. On Win2K you need to do some registry stuff that I've forgotten :).

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    14. Re:But are we? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      This should be a ask slashdot question: What computing features no longer available would you bring back if you designed a machine?

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    15. Re:But are we? by greed · · Score: 1

      Commodore made you hold down the STOP key when striking RESET to have an effect. (RESET always triggered a non-maskable interrupt, but if STOP wasn't also depressed, the default handler would do nothing.) Striking RESET could mess up things if interrupts were disabled for a reason (high-speed sector copies, say). But generally, those situations were times when you would NOT be typing at the same time.

      They also had made the RESET key with slightly different properties, so it needed a fairly firm, deliberate strike to be detected.

      (Most people, including my younger self, called STOP the "RUN/STOP" key, as the shifted behaviour was to load and run the next file on tape.)

      Anyway. Most of the complaints about "stuff we've lost" seems to be stuff people who gave up the things they liked and started using things they don't like lost. Such as, I can still split my text editor window as many times as I like; but then, it's (X)Emacs... I don't build my life around commercial software for exactly that reason: it goes away.

    16. Re:But are we? by kokojie · · Score: 1

      They should definitely stop putting these stupid buttons on the keyboard, or at least require two keys pressed simultaneously to work.

    17. Re:But are we? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Their designs all presume that the memory is infinite, and that the hardware is infinitely fast, and that caches are also of infinite size.

      To be fair, in most cases it is!

      We should be seeing this kind of attention to UI updating make a resurgance with mobile.. but the concept of thinking this way is probably lost... and people have gotten used to the white boxes, almost treating them as a busy cursor.

    18. Re:But are we? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      I mean, reading that list made me think of some old geezers complaining about how cars in their time had a big ol' crank in front, unlike these wussy cars that kids use these days.

      The crank was useful if the battery died. At least, if you have passengers, you can ask them to push start the car, well, if you have a car with manual transmission. If the car has an automatic transmission or you are alone, then you need to jump start the car which means either asking someone for help or always having a spare battery.

      I'd rather just crank start the car if I manage to end up with a dead battery. Now that I think about it, why the option of cranking the car in case of battery or starter failure is no longer available, even on my old (1982) car?

    19. Re:But are we? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The OP is right; this article is mainly a bunch of old morons who haven't figured out how to do the same old stuff on newer systems. It's not that hard.

      For instance, having the close button right next to the minimize and maximize buttons isn't a great idea, I agree. However, this isn't a big problem in KDE; it's pretty easy to modify it so there's more space between them, or if you want to, to move it to the opposite side altogether.

      These people are complaining because some things they used to use are no longer highly popular, or have disappeared. But almost all these things are possible to regain, or have even better replacements already available, these morons just haven't put any effort into looking for them. For instance, one guy misses the IBM Model M buckling-spring keyboard. Has he never heard of Ebay? They sell them all the time on there. Or, if you want a brand new one, Unicomp is still making them, and they're not even that expensive. Another guy complains that some old editor can show 6 different parts of a file at once; vim still does that, and a lot better than his editor. The best person they talked to was the one at the end, who said he switched to Linux in 1993 and he's never had any problems with programs mysteriously vanishing or features disappearing, and doesn't have any complaints at all.

    20. Re:But are we? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Would be interesting but I can't really come up with an answer!

      I mean, I gripe a lot about the direction that software in general is heading.. cloud computing and web apps and such... but core computing fundementals, there isn't really much that I miss.

      Only think I can think of is the gradual death of the non-widescreen monitor. I suspect if there were any software features people missed in large enough groups... someone would re-implement them ...

    21. Re:But are we? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I like the older scrollbars. I greatly dislike the MacOS X version of scrollbars, they may be pretty and all but the functionality is lacking and they're harder to use.

      I also ALWAYS remap my control key. It is amazingly clumsy to use in the IBM position. Capslock is rarely used and having it in a place of prominence is silly.

      New keystrokes are not more efficient. We have keyboard shortcuts to access menu options, that's not the same think as keyboard shortcuts that perform actions. Ie, where's the keyboard shortcut in Word that says "repeat the next menu operation 100 times"?

    22. Re:But are we? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Oh.. one more (more hardware related):

      The death of the physical button! These "smart" touch sensitive buttons, especiually the ones on many computer monitors, are the work of satan!

    23. Re:But are we? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I should also mention that someone who thinks "DOS" is the good old days is far too young to be talking about the good old days, and who also has a loose grasp on the meaning of "good".

    24. Re:But are we? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Also this guy missed the opportunity to pont out the real "de-evolution" going on in computing right now: in GUI design (basically throwing out good working time-tested interfaces for silly novelty interfaces, particularly on mobile devices and the popular Linux desktop managers)

      Don't paint them all with the same brush. Gnome and Unity may be throwing out time-tested interfaces for silly novelty interfaces, but KDE is not. KDE still works just like it did before the 4.0 series as far as the UI, and the only valid complaints I can see about it stem from some of the extra under-the-hood stuff like Nepomuk that consumes resources, but this stuff is easily disabled. Unlike Gnome, KDE isn't going to take away the "minimize" button or dumb things down for ADHD teenagers.

    25. Re:But are we? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I have one for you.

      My last CRT monitor...
      1920 x 1600.

      My current monitor
      1650x1080.

      I'll be buying a 2200x2000 monitor soon. The lack of vertical resolution is irritating.

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    26. Re:But are we? by sorak · · Score: 1

      I stopped reading when they cited "Control-C" for closing running applications. Had he done a little research, he would have found that Alt-F4 serves that purpose. Small gripe, I know, but if someone is going to take the time to write an article, it shouldn't be "the old hot key doesn't work and I don't know the new one".

    27. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Allot of features have been lost over the years. For instance physical easy to access buttons that existed on older palm organizers, slim builds, instant on, and similar. They only got faster is raw clock speed not not quality. Palm M5xx is a good example of an organizational device at its prime. It booted fast, it never needed rebooting, it never lost data, and everything really useful was accessible with a click of a PHYSICAL easy to access button. Not to mention the biggest advantage is it was thin. Now compare that to a modern organizer. They have added everything under the hood. Cellular, wifi, camera, and much more. Unfortunately they also lost physical access buttons to the essential features. They don't even have programmable button.

    28. Re:But are we? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      At least KDE and XFCE allow you to move the buttons wherever you want. "The default doesn't appeal to me" is not the same as "the possibility of having this has been lost forever". Well, it is if you define IT as "anything you can do on the latest version of Microsoft Windows".

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    29. Re:But are we? by jd · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends. The examples in the article were kinda pathetic, I have to say. However, here are some things we have lost that are a bit (to me, at least) more meaningful:

      Content Addressable Memory
      Battery-backed RAM (none of the limited writes or speed issues of Flash)
      Deep pipelining
      Sprites (actual, meaningful, sprites)
      Definable sound envelopes (though some JACK-compatible modules can provide this feature)
      Offline virtual memory (early machines could extend virtual memory onto mobile media, so processes unlikely to be needed soon could be offloaded to free space and reloaded later)

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    30. Re:But are we? by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      i effectively type left-control (also sometimes left-shift) with the first knuckle of my left pinkie, not with the pad of the finger. never had a problem with it.

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    31. Re:But are we? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      The close button was not always together on Windows either.

      The top-left "icon" is actually a button. Double-click will close the window, pushing it will pop up a menu of window actions. Few users seem to know this. But that is unchanged from original Windows. What did change is that originally there was *no* close button, just maximize and minimize on the right.

      I agree with the article that the old way was better. However I think the double-click was not newbie-friendly so they added the button on the right. Likely they did not put it on the left because they panicked about back-compatibility and did not want to remove the menu, which remains there today, unused by anybody.

    32. Re:But are we? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that the -users- not computers are devolving.

      Well, that's just depressing...

    33. Re:But are we? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      such as...?

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    34. Re:But are we? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      why? I like them.

      What advantage does a physical button have? does it out weigh the disadvantages of having a physical switch?

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    35. Re:But are we? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      BEasue batteries are a hell of a lot better, and with regular maitencae only a very tiny percentage of a population would every need that feature. SO it's needs v. cost. doesn't mesh.

      That said, I'm sure you could make some sort of generator you crank to charge the battery.

      Of course if a battery is dead either
      A) It's just worn out
      B) Damaged.

      In both cases a crank wouldn't help you.

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    36. Re:But are we? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "repeat the next menu operation 100 times"?
      Alt +f4 the when the box appear, enter the number of time you want it to happen.

      Personal, I like where the ctrl key is. Its easy from me to hit with my pinky.

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    37. Re:But are we? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Use it side ways.

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    38. Re:But are we? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Alt-F4 does not work until after the window is open and responding to commands.

      What he is asking for is some sort of shortcut that means "kill the program I just launched". He wants it to work even if the program is starting up, perhaps before it even executes any code.

    39. Re:But are we? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course it does. There's a reason the Nintendo DS still ships with physical buttons. There's a reason no game console has shipped a touchscreen only controller.

      The only real disadvantage of physical buttons is that you can't reconfigure their physical position in software. That is not actually very useful.

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    40. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem being that "Complex and hard to master" also means "confusing and unpredictable until you've mastered it". That's something that *should* explicitly be designed away.

    41. Re:But are we? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Why? If I can start the car by pushing or connecting another battery temporarily, then it can run without the battery, since the alternator provides electricity once the engine is running.

      Now, my car would not start without the battery, since it needs battery power for the security switch, however, there can be a situation that the battery is discharged (or bad) enough to not be able to turn the starter motor, but have enough voltage for the low power switch, in which case pushing would start the car, as would the crank.

    42. Re:But are we? by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 1

      The one about the close button having migrated to be next to the min and max buttons (on the mac anyway, they were always together on windows right?) is a pretty good point.

      Actually, only since Windows 95. In Windows 3.1 (and earlier, and even some DOS window-like applications), the there were maximize/restore and minimize buttons on the right, and the control box on the left. Double-clicking the control box would close the window, as would clicking it and choosing "Close" from the menu that would pop up.

      My biggest problem on the "classic" Mac OS (I was a very infrequent user of Systems 7-9) was that I could never remember which of the button--they were all unlabeled or labeled with some obscure lines, as I recall--was the close button.

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    43. Re:But are we? by lahvak · · Score: 1

      In both cases, the crank would help you, unless you have an electric car.

      I suppose that one of the reason cars today don't have a crank is that if they would, bunch of people would try to crank they car, do it wrong, break their arm, and sue the car company.

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    44. Re:But are we? by camperslo · · Score: 2

      Well a good example of a hardware feature we don't see any more is the SCSI or Firewire target disk mode.
      Basically that allows putting a machine in a state where another machine can hook to the first as if it were an external drive, and even boot from it.

      In the era of Mac OS 7.5.x, QuickDraw GX supported advanced features I still don't get to routinely enjoy, printing or faxing with a watermark, or in effect generating the something else on the paper behind what you're printing, like company stationary or graph paper. A simple app called Poster GX allowed taking text you could grab and tilt any way you wanted, with sliders to adjust the weight and various properties. Text could be transparent to better reveal what was behind it. That was no heavy graphics program or imaging software, it was a small editor just calling features the OS extensions provided.

      Some of those things killed off after System 7.6, like Open Doc / CyberDog could manually have the components added into OS 9. It could be fun to run under Sheepshaver (the COI, Classic on Intel thing)

    45. Re:But are we? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I read that complaint, thought "yeah, I can see where that's been an occasional peeve of mine.", and went into Kubunt's system settings and immediately put a couple of spaces between the Close button on the far right, and the other five buttons I usually keep (Help, Keep on top, Shade, Minimise, Maximise). For me, that's plenty to isolate the 'close' button and I don't need to move the rest to the left hand edge, but I could have if I wanted to. I could have made any or all of them glow a different color when the cursor hovers over one, such as red if I really needed a caution indicator. Even if I was suffering from severe Retinitus Pigmentosa or Wet Macular Degeneration, I could probably have gotten the system to where I would seldom have trouble hitting the right button. Tell me why it's not the year of the Linux desktop again? (If not for everyone, for the guy who wrote tins article, and for tens of thousands of disabled users who could surely appeal on someone else to set the system up using Linux's abundant support for the disabled - Why are they not being told Linux can solve at least a great many of their interface problems?).

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    46. Re:But are we? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Now that I think about it, why the option of cranking the car in case of battery or starter failure is no longer available, even on my old (1982) car?

      Because it requires more energy to start the car than you can produce.

      You simply aren't both strong enough AND fast enough to crack start pretty much any modern engine. You could gear the crank in a way to get the speed or the power, but not both.

      This is the same reason you will very rarely see an outboard boat engine of 50hp with a pull start. Most will have a way to try an emergancy pull start, but if you've ever tried you'd know its unlikely that anyone who isn't pretty big and strong is going to pull start a 50hp motor. They don't even bother putting any way to do it on larger motors even in an emergency situation cause you simply can't do it.

      I don't think even the smallest hybrid motors are small enough to hand start.

      Then, lets talk about electrical energy required by modern engines. No modern engine (pretty much anything thats EFI) will start with a dead battery, you can even get the starter to turn the engine over at a fast enough speed, but that takes too much power out of the battery to power the high energy coils, high pressure fuel pump and the injectors themselves. Your alternator is effectively useless with very little input voltage (from the battery, alternators require electrical input to work, unlike generators which only require physical force to generate power, modern cars use alternators for efficiency) and at those low RPMs even if it had electrical power from an outside source of sufficient levels.

      It would be pointless to let you try to hand crank your car, and thats ignoring the number of broken arms/wrists that occurred due to the user cranking too slow or the engine firing too early, forcing the crank back the other direction with far more force than our bones can handle.

      A crank on your car would be of no practical or functional value, thats why its not there.

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    47. Re:But are we? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Your alternator works because the car that jumpstarted you and your battery provided enough energy for it to start working. Alternators are not generators, you can spin them all day long without generating any electrical energy at all if you never apply any voltage to the coils. They don't have permeant magnets in them, you have to energize the electromagnets, which you do by giving it some more juice from the jump start.

      Older cars could run on less current than modern cars, so they were actually easier to jump or push start, modern cars have higher electrical demands than older cars due to the electronics involved as required to meet EPA emissions regulations.

      But, ignoring that, read up a few posts to get the other 3 or 4 obvious reasons why you can't do it.

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    48. Re:But are we? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Depends on the button I guess. Some are fine, some suck (like the ones found on even pricey monitors). I find the ones on the (admittedly mid to low end) LG flatron monitors to be especially frustrating. They are unresponsive, have a slow reset rate (can only register 1 press a second.. very annoying when trying to navigate menus), and unless you hit the button square on the dot, it's a crap shoot if it'll select the button you want, or the one next to it (or neither).

    49. Re:But are we? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Still less resolution than I had back in 2005/2006. I thought I'd be on a 30" retina display equivalent by now.

      "HD" hijacked our improvements.

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    50. Re:But are we? by ChatHuant · · Score: 2

      What computing features no longer available would you bring back if you designed a machine?

      A real physical eject button for the CD/DVD drive. Not only on computers, but on BD and DVD players too. One that would work even if the firmware (or software) is frozen beyond hope.

    51. Re:But are we? by fafi · · Score: 1

      Actually, after reading this, I decided I more often than not abused the "close" icon, and removed it, deciding to prefer ALT-F4 for closing programs

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    52. Re:But are we? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      I do remember my grandfather crank starting his VAZ-2103 at least once.

      I wouldn't know about the electricity requirements of modern car engines, my car has a carburetor (and no computers), the alternator is 55A and is enough for the engine, charging the battery, headlights (2x55/60W + 2x ~50W fog lights) and the tape deck.

      The car also does not have a voltmeter or ammeter that could show if there was a problem with the charging circuit. Yes, there is a "not charging" light on the dashboard, but it is possible to have enough current for the light to go out, but not enough current to actually charge the battery. It happened once on another car.

      The battery can be weak enough to not be able to turn the starter motor, but strong enough for the spark coil and the alternator. Basically - if the car can be push started, it could have been crank started, but push starting requires more than one person.

    53. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alt +f4 the when the box appear, enter the number of time you want it to happen.

      The year is 2011. This is slashdot. If you want to return to a time when trolling was simpler, hit Ctrl-Alt-Del twice in quick succession.

      Personal[sic], I like where the ctrl key is. Its easy from me to hit with my pinky.

      With my fingers on the home row, my pinky naturally floats between directly over the "caps lock" key and over the top of the left shift key. The "caps lock" is a throw-back and I map it to be another lctrl key. Why not? Oh, right, you were just trolling again.

    54. Re:But are we? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I should also note that a car with an alternator will not run without a battery providing current as the AC output of the alternator false through the zero voltage of the output phase. i.e. Removing the battery connections from a running vehical means you're running on induction energy left in the cables, which translates to ... it probably doesn't last long enough for you to notice that it actually was running without the battery, you'd probably think it died the instant you disconnected the cable.

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    55. Re:But are we? by arkenian · · Score: 1

      This is the red button my mom always talks about when she talks about what a menace I was as a toddler and she was trying to work on her Thesis??

    56. Re:But are we? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Of course, your current LCD monitor actually looks better and clearer than that CRT ever did ... but thats besides the point I guess ... your LCD is also far less damaging to your eyes for staring at it all day do to the fact that there is no visible refresh, just changing pixels that are not flickering (well, unless you're viewing something that flickers :).

      Just because it had 'more dots' doesn't mean it was actually 'better'.

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    57. Re:But are we? by arkenian · · Score: 1

      We have keyboard shortcuts to access menu options, that's not the same think as keyboard shortcuts that perform actions. Ie, where's the keyboard shortcut in Word that says "repeat the next menu operation 100 times"?

      Well I can bold text with ctrl-b etc. etc. etc. But if I want a single keyboard shortcut that doesn't exist, I could, I guess, map it to a macro. But with format paint and all the other lovely toys, I can't really recall having had that problem much.

    58. Re:But are we? by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      :)

      Trying to make me feel old? No, the Atari I had didn't have a red button for reset. The whole system was in a (now retro-fashionably back in style) brown palette:

      http://www.vintage-computer.com/atari_800.shtml

      You can see in the upper right corner the reset button, and the vertical plastic fin in front of it that protected it from accidental key press (though not generally from toddlers reaching up from the side!)

    59. Re:But are we? by rhook · · Score: 1

      People still use those buttons? I use shortcuts for those actions.

    60. Re:But are we? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      A bigger issue than keystrokes changing (and have they, really?) is the move away from keyboard accelerators toward mouse UIs and (ugh) gesture-based interfaces. I don't want Windows to suddenly minimize all my other windows when it thinks I'm shaking my title bar - I have hotkeys for that sort of stuff already. But they've moved to eliminate very useful hotkeys like alt-space and worse, have moved to non-deterministic interfaces like the travesty that is the Windows Search function on the Vista/7 start menus.

      Here's a fun test: on a Vista/7 machine, close your eyes and tap the Windows key, and then type "iTunes". Hit return. See what actually launches. On the last three computers I tested this on, it didn't actually launch iTunes. Neat, isn't it? And you might have been used to typing iTunes to launch it, but Windows suddenly gave a document first priority in launching.

      Non-determinism is the bane of UIs.

    61. Re:But are we? by rhook · · Score: 1

      Winkey+Down arrow works much better. Tap it twice if the window is maximized.

    62. Re:But are we? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Content Addressable Memory

      Still around! Even in your desktop PC, but not directly accessible to user land code on any level because its outrageously expensive to implement on any sort of useful scale, but for that we have these cool thing about software ... thats that you can make it do some of the things the hardware would have done! Most developers use CAM on a daily basis via software support, we call them hashs, or associative arrays or a handful of other names depending on the language you're doing it in. No, its not in hardware, but when you can design a CAM system that supports the 8 gigs of RAM in my PC AND, and this is the important part, it can still handle any type of data association I want ... all while not costing 10 times more than the PC itself I'm trying to put it in, then we might talk, but you're otherwise not going to see it in any meaningful implementation that you have direct access to on a PC. Unless you are writing an OS ... in which case all modern processors since the 386 at least have a form of CAM ... its called processor cache, and it is nothing more than a very specific CAM implementation, as is the virtual memory manager in most processors that handles the page tables and such so your OS can deal with separate memory spaces and protection. The page table is a perfect example of CAM in modern PCs, in the hardware itself.

      You really need to consider how difficult it is to do CAM on any large scale, the silicon needed to create just the controller and search logic would result in a larger die than the process itself if you want it to be available for general purpose usage.

      For specific purposes, there are many hardware implementations currently out there in active designs.

      Battery-backed RAM (none of the limited writes or speed issues of Flash)

      Still exists, learn to google. Newegg will even sell you some units ready to plugin to your PC.

      Deep pipelining

      How many many more stages do you WANT in the intel processor pipeline ... I can't even think of a chip that has a deeper pipeline than it does ... and thats not a good thing unless you love wasting large percentages of your power just trying to avoid branch prediction faults, which instead of costing you a few clock cycles on any sane processor design, will completely stall your processor and force it to dump everything in the pipeline and reload it, probably causing a bunch of cache misses in the process since well, it mis-predicted what it thought it had to do and probably loaded the wrong thing into cache.

      Deep pipelines are a bad thing, not a good thing, just because intel keeps milking it as much as possible doesn't mean its the right way to do it, it just means they want to take full advantage of their existing investment and compatibility with previous chips in order to make more money.

      Sprites (actual, meaningful, sprites)

      What modern video card doesn't support sprites, and I too many REAL sprites. Maybe some of the onboard/cheapie stuff that doesn't do any sort of real acceleration then sure, but I haven't seen a card that didn't support sprites since the Riva TNT.

      Offline virtual memory (early machines could extend virtual memory onto mobile media, so processes unlikely to be needed soon could be offloaded to free space and reloaded later)

      So when you run out of disk space on your multiple terabyte hard drive you want to use your 4 gig USB stick for virtual memory? Really? Do you not understand the reason why thats a horrible idea on modern hardware? Now, if you said something like using FAST 'mobile media' as a cache to speed up read operations on frequently accessed files than ... well ... I'd say you should look at ReadyBoost for Windows 7, which will be happy to do

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    63. Re:But are we? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      What the hell is regular maitencae?
      I mean, that's not even a misspell... that ranks right up there with a Bobcat Goldthwait attack...

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    64. Re:But are we? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Also, modern cars use more power than simply ignition solenoid/starter/dash lights.
      They're practically master control programs strapped around an engine and electrical system.

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    65. Re:But are we? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Compaq was also the ones that innovated having half the space bar being a backspace key. I never did figure out what they were thinking with that one.

    66. Re:But are we? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Well a good example of a hardware feature we don't see any more is the SCSI or Firewire target disk mode. Basically that allows putting a machine in a state where another machine can hook to the first as if it were an external drive, and even boot from it.

      Reboot your Mac and hold down "T". Or use "startup" to reboot into target mode.

    67. Re:But are we? by ross.w · · Score: 1

      1. Cars these days have higher compression and are more difficult to turn over by hand.
      2. The risk of kick-back breaking your wrist.
      3. The fact that with a modern fuel injection system, if your battery is flat you are going nowhere, even if you can crank over the engine, because you need enough power to pressurize the fuel rail.
      4. The fact that car designers don't want to give the impression that a crank start is likely to be needed.

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    68. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What computing features no longer available would you bring back"

      Virtual desktops (like the way they were used in OS/2).

      They were a real boon for developers.

    69. Re:But are we? by unitron · · Score: 1

      The one about the close button having migrated to be next to the min and max buttons (on the mac anyway, they were always together on windows right?) is a pretty good point. A destructive button like that should be isolated from other controls.

      But yea, a lot of the other ones I have seen in there were just crap.

      No, they weren't always together on Windows.

      Up through Windows 3.1, the "X" for closing the window was in the upper left hand corner.

      Microsoft did a survey, "Leave it there, or move it to the upper right hand corner with the Minimize and Maximize buttons?"

      Half the people said "Leave it where it is", the other half said "Don't care".

      So when Windows 95 came out, they'd done what no one asked, they moved it to where it could cause trouble.

      And they changed some of the keyboard shortcuts, like the one to make a new folder.

      Then in Windows 98 they changed it back.

      Then in XP they changed it again.

      That's not the only keyboard shortcut they changed with 95, but it's the one that tripped me up the most, and then tripped me up again when they changed it again, and again after that, (and why isn't it available as part of the right click menu?) and that's why I've been doing a slow burn over it ever since.

      And stuff that let's you actually do something, like the file manager (which was called File Manager up through 3.1 and changed to Explorer in 95, right before they rushed out a web browser called Internet Explorer which created no end of confusion), the hardware manager (Device Manager), and the place where you set up your networking settings, all of that gets buried further and further down the menu tree and harder to find, and of course they keep changing what they call stuff, or which utility applet controls what.

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    70. Re:But are we? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, QuickDraw GX was fantastic.

      Unfortunately, it shipped at a time of limited RAM (because it was very expensive), and fairly expensive in terms of CPU. Both of these made for it being an optional install, so unless the focus of your app was QuickDraw GX-specific, you had to replicate pretty much everything with regular QuickDraw (because you could count on it NOT being installed).

      I think Apple learned a lesson from this, in that for some new technology to succeed, you need to knife the old technology in the back, because otherwise, you just have a few new apps using the new stuff, lots of old apps using the old stuff, and the bigger established apps (like Quicken, Photoshop, Word, etc...) just using bits and pieces of the new stuff, while resting like pigs on the old stuff. The result of this is you spend all your time and effort maintaining the old stuff, making sure that using the new stuff and the old stuff doesn't conflict (like say, mixing Carbon and Cocoa UI elements).

      I would bet that Adobe would have shipped their iOS apps primarily using QuickDraw and the rest of the classic OS API's (pre-Carbon) if they could still link to them. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they've made a bunch of wrappers to simulate a bunch of those old API's, just so they don't have to update their code.

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    71. Re:But are we? by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      My mother's eee has the "wifi radion button" as Fn+F2 and the "sleep" button as Fn+F1. If you accidentally hit both, you have to use @$&#$ rfkill to get the radio to turn back on!

      Ended up making it so it would sleep when running off power with the lid closed, so she just uses that to put it to sleep now.

    72. Re:But are we? by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Windows 3.x and NT 3.x (and 1.3, IIRC) had only a maximize and minimize on the upper right.

      If you wanted to close the window, you either used the upper left menu to select "close" or you double clicked the menu.

      I really liked that, and to this day my FVWM setup is pretty much the same, although nowdays I right-click to close instead of double click. It drives my friends crazy when they use my machines.

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    73. Re:But are we? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Yea, because you never left the headlights or the radio on or you always have a backup battery. Or had some fault in the electrical system that drained the battery over a few days - if you drive every day it's OK (so you do not notice that something is wrong), but if you leave the car for a few days (say, long weekend at home) the battery goes flat.

    74. Re:But are we? by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 1

      Apple innovated a reset key adjacent to the Return/Enter key (Apple ][). Type, type, type, *BEEP* NOOOoooooooo!

      Huh? Have you ever actually used an Apple ][ ?

      The Reset key was practically impossible to bump into, because it was HARD to press down. As if that weren't enough, for the really paranoid and/or incredibly heavy-handed lead-fingered typers, a dip-switch (or was that a jumper) on the motherboard allowed you to set the computer to only accept Ctrl+Reset.

      Also, the Reset key didn't have particularly destructive functions on the Apple ][, it was more like an interrupt key that always worked and did not erase memory.

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    75. Re:But are we? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Have you ever actually used an Apple ][ ?

      Yes, an original Apple ][, bought in 1978, with integer BASIC ROMs. I used it for years.

      ...it was HARD to press down... a dip-switch (or was that a jumper) on the motherboard allowed you to set the computer to only accept Ctrl+Reset.

      Wrong. On the original Apple ][, the reset key was as easy to press as any other keyboard key and there was no jumper or DIP switch to change behavior to Ctrl-Reset. The "stiff" reset key was introduced later. Some people used a wire/solder/cut trace modification to add a reset interlock.

      Also, the Reset key didn't have particularly destructive functions on the Apple ][, it was more like an interrupt key that always worked and did not erase memory.

      Wrong. It may not have scrubbed memory, but it did alter memory and lose state as it runs the monitor (asterisk prompt), effectively losing whatever you were doing at the time. The original Apple ][ *required* you to hit the reset button after power up. The ][+ and later models automatically reset the system on power up.

      You managed to sound like a smug asshole while being wrong on everything you wrote. Impressive.

    76. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was funny that they complained about keyboard layouts, but then said there is a programable keyboard to solve that problem.

    77. Re:But are we? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Didn't crank starters have a reputation for breaking arms if you didn't get out of the way fast enough? Imagine what 150HP could do to you...

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    78. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one about the close button having migrated to be next to the min and max buttons (on the mac anyway, they were always together on windows right?) is a pretty good point.

      No it's not. A good point would be bitching about the programs that are so crappy, they don't prompt for confirmation before performing a destructive act. For crying out loud, even notepad prompts you before closing unsaved data. But aside from that, Mr "where are all my shortcuts" would be happy to know that you really don't even need to use the Minimize/Maximize buttons anymore in Windows 7. Now you can use WinKey+Up or WinKey+Down to do it. Or he could learn to be more precise with his clicking. Not sure I understand the problem when a quadruple amputee has enough digits to count all the times I've accidentally clicked close instead of Minimize/Maximize.

    79. Re:But are we? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Apple innovated a reset key adjacent to the Return/Enter key (Apple ][). Type, type, type, *BEEP* NOOOoooooooo!

      You had to hold down Control for Reset to do anything, though, so it wasn't nearly as destructive as you let on. Pressing Reset by itself does nothing.

      (That's how my IIe and IIGS behave, anyway, though I'd swear my II+ has the same behavior as well.)

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    80. Re:But are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking from experience here -- you might get it started nowadays, but you wouldn't get much farther than that.

      We have a 20 yo Chevy van that had the battery go out on it in the middle of a winter night an hour from home. Got the thing jumped, but as we were rolling out of the parking lot and turned on the headlights... we kinda stopped.

      Unfortunately, "modern" cars don't do so well without the battery.

    81. Re:But are we? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      My dad said that he once drove the car to a gas station to buy a battery without any battery connected. He got the car jump started and then the car ran quite well without the battery.

      Probably has something to do with the car not having any computers, so the electrical load probably is smaller.

    82. Re:But are we? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Alternators are not generators, you can spin them all day long without generating any electrical energy at all if you never apply any voltage to the coils. They don't have permeant magnets in them, you have to energize the electromagnets, which you do by giving it some more juice from the jump start.uote>
      Yes, but the "does not have enough power for the starter, but is not 0V" battery could provide power to the coils - they must use much less power than the starter.

    83. Re:But are we? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      You can just click on the program's entry in the taskbar to minimize, and double click the title bar to min/maximize. You don't need either of those UI elements anyway.

  70. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    Ah..., the good ol' days, when there really was a "big red switch" with which to perform the standard "BRS reset". Get off my lawn...

  71. alt-f4 this article by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    Seriously?

    There's a replacement for all these rants by non-computer professionals. Control/caps remap apps exist in every platform, alt-f4/apple-q hello!, resize your terminal window or suck it up with less, etc etc.

    One of the merits of Windows is it has kept numerous keyboard shortcuts from even the Brief days, ie control/shift-insert.

    Article was just too computer unsavvy, failed to note many old and obscure features died rightly through UI unification, and just lacked technical depth to merit credibility.

  72. Things we've lost by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting
    • File revisions
      Many early operating systems could keep several versions of a file. This was in UNIVAC EXEC-8 (now OS-2200 and still in use) in 1967. Creating a new empty file and then writing it did not make the file visible to other processes until the file was closed and committed. The new file then became the latest version, the old file became the previous version, and if a retention limit was specified and had been reached, the oldest version was deleted. UNIX/Linux/DOS/Windows pathname-based systems don't do that, and so atomic file replacement tends to be difficult, non-portable, and often not done.
    • Rings of protection
      MULTICS had better security than anything currently mainstream. The hardware supported protection rings and the OS used them usefully. Things we think of today as "middleware" and "DLLs" ran in inner security rings, not high enough to penetrate the core OS but protected from tampering by applications. Hardware support for calls to a inner ring made this fast. Most OSs today still don't do "big objects" well, things which are used by multiple processes and have state of their own, like databases and printer queues. "Big objects" tend to either have too many privileges or too few.
    • Safe, fast languages
      There's a mind-set today that a language can be either fast or safe, but not both. This is a legacy of some bad design decisions in C that were carried forward into C++. We used to have variants of Pascal suitable for systems programming. Most original Macintosh software was written in Pascal. Modula, by the time of Modula III, was powerful enough to write a whole OS. But it died when Compaq brought DEC and closed down research there.
    • Capability machines
      Another casualty of the UNIX/Linux vanilla approach to hardware. The IBM System/38 had security features which allowed fine-grained security within programs. But it was too different from everything else to become mainstream.
    1. Re:Things we've lost by thsths · · Score: 2

      > File revisions

      Dropbox, subversion, time machine, snapshots - it is just that we have more solutions now than back in the days, and you have to pick one.

      > Creating a new empty file and then writing it did not make the file visible to other processes until the file was closed and committed.

      Semantics - UNIX still does it that way (if you want to), Windows does not, mostly because it does not have inodes.

      > Rings of protection

      Called sandboxes nowadays. Yes, a number of systems had a more elegant implementation, including OS/360 and I believe Plan 9. The x86 architecture just does not make this easy, and that is indeed something worth lamenting.

      > Safe, fast languages

      Pascal was and still is safe, as is LISP. But those languages are safe because they miss important element such as pointers. Java is also reasonably safe, because it only has references, no pointers.

      > Capability machines

      You can still do that, but most people just want to get stuff done, and not worry all day long about fine grain security features. If you have a team of specialists to maintain a single computer, you can do it.

    2. Re:Things we've lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      File revisions
      Many early operating systems could keep several versions of a file. This was in UNIVAC EXEC-8 (now OS-2200 and still in use) in 1967. Creating a new empty file and then writing it did not make the file visible to other processes until the file was closed and committed. The new file then became the latest version, the old file became the previous version, and if a retention limit was specified and had been reached, the oldest version was deleted. UNIX/Linux/DOS/Windows pathname-based systems don't do that, and so atomic file replacement tends to be difficult, non-portable, and often not done.

      Have you tried modern versioning filesystems as NILFS?

    3. Re:Things we've lost by renoX · · Score: 1

      > Safe, fast languages

      What about Ada?
      It's still available even if it isn't fashionable (a pity, now that there is GNAT).

      > Capability machines

      Not all hope is lost here, there 's capsicum for example.

    4. Re:Things we've lost by Alomex · · Score: 2

      Mainframes had better security than anything currently mainstream.

      There, fixed it for you.

      Linux/Windows/Mac OSX still have quite a fways to go to even approach the levels of security available in old style mainframe OSes. Let's not forget that each and everyone of these "modern" OSes were originally developed for single-user scenarios in which security was far from a pressing need.

      Even Unix which was developed as multiuser from the get go, initially assumed a trust model rather than a secure model (wall anyone?). Security was an afterthought.

    5. Re:Things we've lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re Pascal on the Mac... most of the original Mac software was assembly with routines using Pascal calling conventions. And the Pascal was not "safe", if you did any programming on the mac, you got to be good friends with MacsBug after dereferencing an illegal address.

    6. Re:Things we've lost by allo · · Score: 0

      > File revisions
      use nilfs2

    7. Re:Things we've lost by rabtech · · Score: 2

      >> File revisions
      >Dropbox, subversion, time machine, snapshots - it is just that we have more solutions now than back in the days, and you have to pick one.

      The problem is that support isn't universal. When the OS supports it at a lower level it becomes transparent to applications. When you really think about it, most applications would benefit from a more source-control-like file metaphor. Undo/redo should be available even after you close the app, reboot, and load the document again. Redo should be able to create branches. It is just really difficult to do because our OSes, filesystems, languages, toolkits, etc don't help us attempt to support this in any form but baby steps are being taken... stuff like Time Machine and Previous Versions, etc.

      >> Creating a new empty file and then writing it did not make the file visible to other processes until the file was closed and committed.
      >Semantics - UNIX still does it that way (if you want to), Windows does not, mostly because it does not have inodes.

      Actually not true - Vista/Win7 support Transactional NTFS which gives you integrated filesystem transactions. Changes to a file or folder in the transaction aren't visible until the transaction is committed and you can specify that your read transaction doesn't see changes once it begins so you get a consistent view of the FS. These transactions can participate in the DTC so you can commit database and filesystem ops in one transaction if you wish.

      >> Rings of protection
      >Called sandboxes nowadays. Yes, a number of systems had a more elegant implementation, including OS/360 and I believe Plan 9. The x86 architecture just does not make this easy, and that is indeed something worth lamenting.

      That's true to some degree... none of the OSes use the hardware context switching mechanism for various reasons, so they all use software even to swtich between processes/threads. In theory x86 is supposed to support this in hardware but no one uses it. Of course Singularity proved that a 100% software approach can work (everything runs in kernel mode) so long as you make some fundamental assumptions about what kind of code can be loaded (so the OS can verify it at install/run time).

      >> Safe, fast languages
      >Pascal was and still is safe, as is LISP. But those languages are safe because they miss important element such as pointers. Java is also reasonably safe, because it only has references, no pointers.

      Pointers don't necessarily have to be dangerous... we just don't bother to store information about the data structure as a guaranteed x-sized header at the start of every data structure for performance and memory usage reasons. If every data structure was self-describing, you could verify (whether in software or with hardware assist) that the data access you wanted to perform was valid and wasn't stepping on random bits of memory. This is effectively what the CLR and JVM do - performing array bounds checks, making sure that reference really is to a string and not an int, etc.

      There are a number of terrible decisions in C that have effectively condemned us to fight the same battles over and over (buffer overflows anyone?) and influenced most languages and software that came after.

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    8. Re:Things we've lost by camperdave · · Score: 1

      > File revisions

      Dropbox, subversion, time machine, snapshots - it is just that we have more solutions now than back in the days, and you have to pick one.

      I shouldn't have to pick one. It should be built into the file system, not added on as an afterthought.

      > Rings of protection

      Called sandboxes nowadays. Yes, a number of systems had a more elegant implementation, including OS/360 and I believe Plan 9. The x86 architecture just does not make this easy, and that is indeed something worth lamenting.

      Perhaps we need to develop a better architecture, then.

      > Safe, fast languages

      Pascal was and still is safe, as is LISP. But those languages are safe because they miss important element such as pointers. Java is also reasonably safe, because it only has references, no pointers.

      PASCAL most certainly does have pointers. It is not pointers that make a language unsafe. It is pointer arithmetic and pointer type recasting that make things unsafe.

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    9. Re:Things we've lost by hey+hey+hey · · Score: 1

      We used to have variants of Pascal suitable for systems programming.

      No. You might have used Pascal for systems programming, it was never suitable for it. C ate Pascal's lunch for really good reasons, and it has since drifted off into the irrelevancy it deserves. Google Kernighan's "Why Pascal is Not My Favorite Programming Language" as a start, the rest I leave as an exercise for the reader.

    10. Re:Things we've lost by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1

      Safe fast languages:

      SML, OCaml and some of the other functional languages. Usually within a few % of the speed of C, and far safer.

      However you're absolutely right in your list, and it's very unfortunate that programmers have forgotten or never even knew about these things.

      Rich.

    11. Re:Things we've lost by jonwil · · Score: 2

      Pascal has pointers and has ever since I first started programming with Turbo Pascal 6 (although whether pointers were a Borland addition or part of the language I dont know :)

    12. Re:Things we've lost by thsths · · Score: 1

      > Actually not true - Vista/Win7 support Transactional NTFS which gives you integrated filesystem transactions. Changes to a file or folder in the transaction aren't visible until the transaction is committed and you can specify that your read transaction doesn't see changes once it begins so you get a consistent view of the FS.

      So why is it still impossible for an installer to update an open file? Is it because most installers are written by incompetent interns (which is quite possible...)?

      Under UNIX the very same operation is no problem at all, and it is all down to the concept of an inode.

    13. Re:Things we've lost by thsths · · Score: 1

      > Pascal has pointers

      True, although they were usually not taught. Of course once you start using pointers, Pascal is no longer safe... not as bad as zero terminated strings in
      C, but a security issue non the less.

    14. Re:Things we've lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is possible for an installer to update an open file, but then you can run into problems resulting from programs already running using the old version of the file clashing against programs started afterwards using the new version.

      MS have brought in Restart Manager to attempt to deal with the problem, which allows it to ask programs that have registered with it and are currently using a file which needs to be updated to close temporarily so the file can be updated without this problem (and in theory bringing the user back to the same state things were in when they get called back up automatically after the update). If everything using a particular file is registered, then the update can go through without requiring a restart. But since this relies on the external programs doing extra work who knows how much it is supported.

  73. Commodore 64 Memory Model by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

    I too miss the reset. On my C=128 it was a small button surrounded by a pinky-sized hole. Very convenient for frequent crashes.

    QUOTE:

    Jochen Heyland, a developer at Members Only Software, which provides enterprise software for non-profit organizations..... misses the Commodore 64's memory model. "It could overlay hardware, firmware and regular memory as needed, and had no reserved memory sections. This let me write macros that were globally available...... Now, I'm using Windows. There's nothing like this old feature there."

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  74. Debug in reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember back in the 90s using the Watcom C++ debugger and loving the fact that you could step through the code execution in reverse.

    Are there debuggers out there that can still do this?

  75. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I need to bring a machine down hard... Funny how that qualifier you just happened to leave out changes what was said entirely...

  76. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    How is the reset button gone? Maybe on mass-produced crap like what Dell will give you, but I have never bought a computer case that didn't have a reset button.

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  77. Laptop volume control by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    I think the volume control in laptops got worse as the analog wheel was replaced with Fn keys. Maybe they now want that things happen in the "digital domain". Still, it's not a good paradigm for that purpose - too inaccurate and a pain to use. (A proper headphone amplifier would be nice too. I believe that even the elite laptops have the basic weak output.)

  78. Ubiquitous Spamvertising by Tom+Christiansen · · Score: 1

    Web sites without advertisements in the middle of the body text still exist, such as wikipedia.org, tvtropes.org, and even slashdot.org once you've maxed your karma for a while.

    I never see any of these spamvertisements that people are referring to, no matter what my karma or status is on this or that site.

    Mostly that's because I use privoxy, which does 99% of the adblocking I ever want. However, I do on rare occasion play the "Block Content" or even "Edit Site Preferences" games in Opera. I think of "Block Content" as something of a first-person-shooter video game to shoot down intrusive spamverts.

    I am so allergic to spamvertising of all sorts that I really can't read generic stuff on the web using somebody else's browser setup without going pretty completely batshit. I've been known to cover the stupid jumping pictures with giant postits or a taped on piece of paper. I am no more capable of reading static text while something is juggling screaming cats right in front of my face than I am capable of reading a book while a wailing banshee blasts out my eardrums from 2" away.

    It's like how people with Tivo report that when they're visiting someone else's home and see a TV running with commercials on it, their first thought is something like "Huh! That TV's broken." That's exactly how I react when I come across someone else looking at the web with all its spammy in-your-face attention-seeking whinings: that their browser must be broken or something.

    Disabling moving GIFs and sound by default is really mandatory, and really probably plugins, too, unless you have some other mechanism to block them. I've even been known to turn off javascript on specific sites just so the dumb things stop moving around on me. Even tooltip popup balloons can be maddening: just shut up, get out of my face and my mind, and let me read in peace, damn it! I would never read a book or magazine that had a loud screaming baby built right into it, and it simply astounds me that anyone puts up with this sort of outrageous assault.

    I truly think that without the the serene freedom from the otherwise relentless spamvertising that this privoxy+opera combo gives me, I'd've long ago gone medieval and probably completely postal on these rude assholes. It's criminally abusive what they try to do to us.

    Nobody has the right to strap you in a seat with your eyelids sewn open so they can steamshovel their spamverts into you. We call that assault, and nobody but nobody should put up with it. It's like the insulting "can't fast-forward through ads" property on some DVDs and some players. Their rights stop long before they reach my mind: I am not their prisoner, so go find some other sheep to bugger.

    1. Re:Ubiquitous Spamvertising by binford2k · · Score: 1

      Nobody has the right to strap you in a seat with your eyelids sewn open so they can steamshovel their spamverts into you.

      Dude. I really hate to break it to you, but you're REALLY doing it wrong.

  79. Bands. I miss bands. by pz · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, on certain machines (specifically Lisp Machines and their derivatives), you could boot up, start your programs, adjust everything to be just-so, and then save the machine state onto a special part of the hard drive called a band. Then, when you next needed to restart the system, you had the option of loading that previously saved state and continuing from there. It meant that mid-1980s machines were about as fast to boot to a customized fully usable state with applications loaded and initialized as my almost-two-decades-later desktop screamer with a solid-state drive.

    Relatedly, I miss small appliances (various hand-held devices, along with audio and video equipment, microwave ovens, etc.) that turned on and were instantly ready to operate. Everything these days seems to have a microprocessor that takes f-o-r-e-v-e-r to boot up, from cell phones, to mp3 players, DVD players, TVs, etc.

    Yeah, when can we get instant-on working again?

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  80. TFA is stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Writer is a moron.

    I'd like to beat him to death with an ibm keyboard.

    1. Re:TFA is stupid. by night_flyer · · Score: 1

      I miss those things...

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  81. Re:Like back in the day when Firefox had a URL bar by nschubach · · Score: 2

    Speaking of Address/URL bars... I hate that I can't re-arrange Windows Vista/7's address bar in Explorer and remove the favorites completely from IE8. Granted, I don't use Windows except for work where I need to have IE open for at least part of my day... but it's enough to bug the shit out of me.

    In case you don't understand why I'd want to move the address bar (and remove the search box):
    http://i.imgur.com/b2WD9.png

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  82. Scrollbars seemed useful by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    Actually, the "complex" scrollbars seemed to have at least one useful feature--the ability to scroll by paragraphs. Making that easy, via scrollbar or key combination, might make reading easier for millions of people each day across the world. Or it might not. But it's worth doing some kind of study, at least--it struck me as a potentially useful feature, at least where the paragraph is not longer than the screen.

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    1. Re:Scrollbars seemed useful by Moraelin · · Score: 2

      So most editors let you do CTRL+DOWN to move to the next paragraph and CTRL+UP to move to the previous. Which, for the last and first paragraph on the screen cause just that: scrolling by one paragraph.

      I don't have Word on this computer to check (what with it being a Linux computer), but in OpenOffice Writer I just tried it with their article and it works like a charm.

      Other programs have similar ways to do that, and/or support outline views for reading by paragraph.

      Granted, it's not a universal feature, but, honestly, it just shows how much it's missed by the rest of the world.

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    2. Re:Scrollbars seemed useful by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 0

      True for editors--I was thinking of readers and web pages. The Ctrl+ feature of Word is incredibly useful, and the lack of education about it costs society a huge amount of time, collectively.

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    3. Re:Scrollbars seemed useful by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Readability plugin for Firefox (and the original on Mac) makes this pretty manageable for web content.

    4. Re:Scrollbars seemed useful by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Ctrl-Down Arrow works in at least some Windows applications to skip paragraphs. I think that's common as long as the common Windows text controls are used. Not sure if it works under Linux or Mac.

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    5. Re:Scrollbars seemed useful by rhook · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with just using page up/down?

    6. Re:Scrollbars seemed useful by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      FYI, on Mac Ctl-arrow is the command to change Spaces.

  83. For computers it is not a problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    While the power button on the front is a "soft power button" by design, any quality PSU will have a physical power switch on it. That is a hard power switch since it psychically disconnects incoming mains power.

    1. Re:For computers it is not a problem by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Moreover, pressing the power button for several seconds will forcefully switch the computer off even if it has totally crashed (it's not completely equivalent to a hard switch, because there's still power for things like Wake on LAN).

      I also noticed how instructions for adding hardware to the computers changed: Back when power switches were real power switches, they recommended to keep the computer plugged in (but of course switched off) when adding hardware. That's because that way the computer remained grounded. Since those computers physically cut power, it was safe. Later, the documentation said to plug off the computer. That's of course because now the computer isn't really switched off, it's in standby.

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  84. Boot speed, shutdown speed. by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 2

    The boot process used to go a lot faster. There are many background programs launched at start up now and they each take a while to get warmed up.

    And shutdown used to mean flipping a switch. That was nice.

    1. Re:Boot speed, shutdown speed. by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And the AmigaOS did both of these right.

      There are some things you absolutely need at boot time. These happened sequentially in the Amiga's startup-sequence. Fairly early, the OS evolved a second initialization script, spawned as a separate process, for everything you might need eventually, but should not be a reason to not boot fast. And the user was very easily in charge of this -- all in nice, plain, everyday ASCII, not some deep hidden arcanity in the OS.

      Second thing.. disc drives flushed their writes, and the OS recognized added drives. So there was never any reason to mount or unmount a portable drive -- plug it in, pull it out. That's far more useful than write-caching a write to some removable device for longer than it would take for a human to pull it out. Windows and Linux fail on this, completely, 26 years later.

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    2. Re:Boot speed, shutdown speed. by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

      I find the opposite now. I used to be able to push the power button and go take care of something for 5 minutes. Now I push the power button and have at most 30 seconds which is just enough time to not really be able to get something done but just long enough to be annoying to sit through.

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  85. Dear Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please redesign your homepage so that the "Posted by" comes in front of the headline so that I know which articles to skip.

    Also, if you could change "Posted by" to "Posted buy" for slashvertisements, that would be great.

  86. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    > The [reset] switch could be placed under a cover of sorts, or booby trapped to keep your brother away from it. Either way, it is an essential part of the machine.

    Isn't it great how families rarely have to worry about tort liability?

    "So HOW did your brother turn into Don King?"

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  87. RiscOS features by horza · · Score: 1

    The stuff we had in Acorn's RiscOS back in the 80's. The ability to hold down the right mouse button on any scroll bar to be able to pan around a window by moving the mouse. Being able to drop files onto different apps on the task bar to do different things, a feature that is starting to come into Ubuntu Unity. Not having this stupid Filer dialog that Linux copied from Windows, where you have to re-navigate your entire file system every time you want to save a file.

    One thing I miss from my old 80's mobile... the ability to have it turn off at a certain hour and then turn on again automatically in the morning.

    Phillip.

    1. Re:RiscOS features by QJimbo · · Score: 1

      Definitely! Drag and drop saving was fantastic. I brought it up over at the Haiku (BeOS Clone) forums suggestion box and there was some interesting discussion about it: http://www.haiku-os.org/community/forum/very_overlooked_yet_powerful_usability_feature_drag_and_drop_file_saving

      I also miss BBC Basic, great for children who want to start programming. With Windows there's nothing like that built in, asides from maybe Powershell but I've not tried it extensively.

    2. Re:RiscOS features by mangobrain · · Score: 1

      For what it was, RISC OS truly rocked. I grew up with an Archimedes, and my first Windows PC ran 98, so I completely avoided DOS, 3.11, etc. - and from what I've seen, I still consider this to be "avoided", not "missed out on". Spatial file management and drag-to-save are two features of its GUI which I miss - although I'm not entirely sure drag-to-save would work quite as well with the sheer amount of files & folders people deal with now compared to back then. Maybe that in itself is a sign that file management & filesystem layouts have got too complex for their own good? Self-contained applications-in-folders was also made of win, though shared libraries (which are actually shared, not bundled with every app separately) do break the metaphor somewhat, and there are a lot of those on the average box these days. OS X may do something like this, but I'm damned if I'm ever going to buy anything from Apple.

      I know there's ROX Desktop, but for some reason I've just never got round to trying it. I was one of the minority who was very pleased when spatial mode was added to Nautilus, and lament it no longer being the default.

      I kinda miss the days when the OS was in ROM and you had to try very, very hard to "break" your computer in any way that couldn't be fixed by a simple power cycle. I understand the benefits of having the OS on writable media (upgrading by replacing ROM chips was, I would imagine, not an enjoyable experience - never had to do it personally), but I really do wish more was done to separate files comprising the OS from application data, user data and settings. I know better than to log in with admin privileges and delete the contents of C:\Windows, for example, but this is something that shouldn't be as easy as it is.

      I also find it quite egregious that Windows doesn't ship with a programming environment. Visual Studio may have the Express editions these days, but there is nowhere near the same sense that a computer is a tool to be used as one sees fit. I distinctly remember that my first two impressions of Windows 98 were "where's BASIC gone?" and "wow, this 3D graphics stuff is awesome"*. I miss BBC BASIC on the Archimedes to the extent that I still bind "open terminal" in GNOME to F12.

      As for TFA, I agree with all the commenters saying it sounds like a bunch of old farts moaning because they can't/won't learn to use modern tools. Everything they're complaining about is either gone for a reason or still exists; meanwhile, mentions of things which actually *are gone* and *were good* are completely absent.

      * It came with a copy of Rage Software's "Incoming", and I'd never seen anything like it before - the only thing I feel I "missed out" on from the DOS days was playing the original releases of DOOM and Quake, back when they were actually new.

    3. Re:RiscOS features by drewm1980 · · Score: 1

      One thing I miss from my old 80's mobile... the ability to have it turn off at a certain hour and then turn on again automatically in the morning.

      Amen. I cannot count the number of times my phone has woken me up in the middle of the night just to tell me it is running out of batteries.

  88. Resolution by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

    I miss the easy to find 1920x1600 screens. They were getting pretty common, but they suddenly dropped down to the lower "High definition" resolution of movies. Now they are almost impossible to find for under $1000.

    1. Re:Resolution by treeves · · Score: 1

      Did you mean 1920x1200?
      My laptop's got that and I don't want to replace it if it means I lose pixels. I wouldn't mind it being brighter though.

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    2. Re:Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There never were 1920x1600 screens, and 2560x1600 screens were never cheap. Cheap 1920x1200 screens are still there: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824176141

      There's some hope of progress on the resolution front, however: You can get the Dell 2560x1440 screen for under $800 if you shop around.

    3. Re:Resolution by thsths · · Score: 1

      There were 1600x1200 screens, and I was tempted. But 1920x1200 is certainly better, especially if you work with two windows side by side.

      Sadly even 1920x1200 is getting rare. I bought one recently, but it could not display native resolution, WTH?

    4. Re:Resolution by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Did you mean 1920x1200?
      My laptop's got that and I don't want to replace it if it means I lose pixels. I wouldn't mind it being brighter though.

      yep, meant 1920x1200. thanks for the catch.

  89. Right-Sized Monitors by pmontra · · Score: 1

    I'm starting to miss the height of the screens we had a few years ago. We have reduced-height screens now, also known as wide screens because it's a better marketing pitch. If you want the same vertical space you have to buy a wider monitor or one which rotates (both might be ok for desktops) or a wider and bulkier notebook which contradicts the very concept of a portable computer, unless you're not a nostalgic of those old transportables of the '80s or you're the owner of one of these beasts :-)

    PS: about keyboard mappings, among the other things Gnome let's me remap Caps Lock as Control and that's a Good Thing.

  90. Automatic, filesystem based version control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    DEC operating systems (starting with PDP-11s and ending with the VMS Vaxen) used version numbers.

    A file name consisted of a name, extension, and a number. This is still supported in the ISO filesystem generally used on CDs, incidentally.

    If you just typed the name.ext, the shell supplied the highest version number available to whatever tool you invoked. So, edit file.dat would edit the most recently created copy of file.dat.

      If you used a tool that created or modified files, and did not specify a version number, it would put a version number on the file one higher than the highest one already known, or "1" if no file with that name existed. Tools that copied files maintained version numbering painlessly.

    This system increased programmer productivity incredibly, and also increased the quality of programmer output. It was truly a joy to have, speaking as a pro coder with 30 languages under my belt. If you never used it, I don't think you can possibly understand how great it was.

    How many times have you made fifty edits to code, trying to solve a bug, and then suddenly realized that the bug was in a completely separate area of code? You get two choices - either back out all fifty edits by hand, or abandon those fifty edits as well as any other edits you've made since the last time you made a backup. Since a programmer can make thousands of edits in a work day, either choice is LAME compared to not having to make a choice at all!

    In automatically version numbering systems like VMS, you say "oh crap, go back to version -50" and you keep all the good edits and discard the bad - completely painlessly, by typing 3 extra characters!

    Auto versioning was awesome. If you used it for more than a month any sane person would want it forever. At the end of the day you said "purge -2" and kept the last two versions of everything, or, if you had lots of backup capability, you purged first thing every morning instead.

    Unfortunately, economic models (FOSS is the best!), DEC's self-destruction, and the dislike of all things VMS by the BSD crowd and Linus Torvalds, has left truly excellent version control to the dustbin of history.

    There are a hundred hacks and habits that people use every day in vain attempts to approximate the painless builtin version management of VMS. All of them involve *doing something other than coding* rather than just focusing on the code and having the OS act intelligently for you. They all suck! It's like going back to the days of specifying cylinders and tracks before being able to create a file - just let the OS do it instead, instead of insisting on doing pointless, error-prone busywork.

  91. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    Most computers either have a physical power switch on the power supply, or are designed to switch to battery when the power cord is removed (perfectly normal, safe behaviour for a laptop, tablet, mobile phone, etc.)

    A system should be able to survive a power outage of the sort caused by "yanking the power cord", turning off the power strip, etc. If you have components that can't survive that, you need a UPS, or a new computer.

  92. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a Windows PC, but a machine that features soft buttons and the right BIOS.

  93. Author not well informed by ripdajacker · · Score: 0

    TFA is quite biased based on some weird facts. The clicky keyboard is very much alive, see Das Keyboard, Filco, Cherry and so on.

    He clearly isn't aware of what software exists today, or even how people are using it. To his defense there is a clear tendency away from keyboard shortcuts, clicky keyboard etc. Mostly it's because rubber dome simply are cheap as hell and a decent mechanical keyboard easily costs $100+.

    Apple, Microsoft and many other companies drive the development of mouse-centric user interfaces, but that's mostly because the broad appeal of the brands. If you use tools for development you will find they are still keyboard-centric.

    As for quitting applications, every window manager/decorator does this. If you want feature X, find one that has feature X. Simple as that ;)

    I do like the clicky keyboards though, my Das Keyboard is wonderfully comfortable to write on, but it does irritate some people. As for shortcuts: get over it. Where they are very useful such as in text editors etc, they are present. Even GMail has them, so TFA is just some premature ranting.

  94. Do everything with the keyboard? by Berkyjay · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he misses carpal tunnel too?

  95. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Lazareth · · Score: 1

    Actually that will work equally well on a "Linux PC". Indeed, you need not even have an operating system installed. PC and BIOS != operating system.

  96. No kidding by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    As you say, you can get clickey keyboards. Das Keyboard is an example. Most people just don't want them. Light press keyboards are not only quieter, but they are more ergonomic.

    Along those lines, you want a keyboard with programmability or function keys on the left? Logitech. Most of their G series keyboards have that and range from $100-200 and are extremely high quality.

    The scroll bar crap? Sounds like the "In my day shit was hard and we LIKED IT!" If they were "very complex scrollbars that took a while to master" they were not good because it shouldn't take a fucking post graduate education to use a computer. Also I can't see anything he's describing that matters for it in the slightest. Scrolling text is real easy on today's computers, particularly with scroll wheels.

    And paging through? Spacebar dipshit. Firefox, Acrobat, will page when you press it. Also there are these little keys called "page up" and "page down". Wonder what THEY do?

    The flat memory model is perhaps the stupidest of all. "Oh I miss when computers just let me write to whatever memory I wanted!" I don't, because they were easy as hell to bring down. If you are a programmer and you don't appreciate the reason and function of a protected memory model, I really don't want you writing software for me. Flat memory was a major problem, it was done because it is simple to implement, not because it is a good way of doing things.

    The see thing is also hilarious. As you note, it is called a hex editor. More hilarious is that most text editors more powerful than notepad have one built in. If you open a binary file they just automatically go to hex mode. Even more hilarious is that there's better tools now for that kind of thing. Because of the greater structure to executables in modern OSes, you can get tools that can better view and edit the resources separate from the code.

    Like you said, just old people whining. "Things are different than they used to be!" Yes, yes they are. Deal with it.

    1. Re:No kidding by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      And paging through? Spacebar dipshit. Firefox, Acrobat, will page when you press it. Also there are these little keys called "page up" and "page down". Wonder what THEY do?

      The problem with the space bar as PgDn is that the equivalent of PgDn is not consistent across applications. Sometimes it is Shift+Space, sometimes B or something else.

      Now, actual, dedicated PgUp/PgDn keys, these are something that I miss on many modern laptop keyboards. I guess these started to fade away when scroll wheels on mice became ubiquitous, but I still see many people who use neither. Instead, they click and drag on the scroll bar. For the hardcore users who still use old-fashioned PgUp/Dn, they must be accessed via Fn keys. Even arrow keys are shrinking, since nobody uses them any more. Obviously, everything is easier with the mouse, and soon we won't need the keyboard any more.

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    2. Re:No kidding by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Light press keyboards are not only quieter, but they are more ergonomic

      Do you have a citation for that?

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    3. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between nostalgia and whining. Get used to it.

    4. Re:No kidding by dkf · · Score: 1

      Light press keyboards are not only quieter, but they are more ergonomic.

      They won't be seen as more ergonomic when the zombie apocalypse comes! If you're using a Model M, you're already fully armed and ready for turning the infected brain-consuming horde into a pile of festering severed appendages. Lesser keyboards won't last past the first hundred cracked skulls before breaking, leaving you critically exposed just as things are starting to get really hairy. Go for safety, go for the Model M! You know it makes sense.

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    5. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mechanical keyboards are lighter press (and hence more ergonomic) than either rubber dome or membrane-switch. Das Keyboard is an example. Actuation occurs at only 50g for the alphanumerics - my thumb weighs more than that just resting. You don't need to bottom out on the keys - just press lightly until you hear the click (at about 60% of the total key travel length) and then release, because you know it's been actuated.

      Flat memory model doesn't mean unprotected memory. Sorry to tell you, but if you've ever used anything but MS-DOS on your 80586 (Pentium) or better Intel compatible, you've been using a flat memory model. Real Mode is the only way to get real segmented memory on modern CPUs, and even then it's generally emulated IIRC. And it's a good thing. Segmented memory sucks. I can tell you never had to program in Turbo Pascal (for the guys above this thread who were saying how much they loved it, remember how you could only write to a single memory segment? God help you if your code + data didn't fit into 64K - you had to overlay it from disk. Yeah, thinking about it brings something back up, but it's last night's dinner, not nostalgia.)

    6. Re:No kidding by cgenman · · Score: 1

      The Das Keyboard comes in a "silent" version. It's not really silent, so much as less really loud. It also comes highly recommended.

  97. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's blonde, she just thought bigger is better. Should have saw her face when I brought home a yard stick...

  98. Re:This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or bot by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    You are a fucking moron if you pay $325 for this $20 dollar contraption. Don't believe the hype. The thing has a PS/2 connector for fuck sake!

    I agree with your premise but the jab at the PS/2 connector is misplaced. You're going to want that if you want to use one of the typical legacy adapters to connect it to some other kind of system. PS/2 to USB is cheap enough, but USB to PS/2 is all but nonexistent.

    If you REALLY wanted to have an automatic "more" command, you could write a shell wrapper. But in the end, some programs require a TTY, and having this automatic "more" functionality will break them.

    this is actually something I've been expecting to see in a shell for a long time. I'm kind of amazed it isn't readily available. It does seem like you could write an easy wrapper to pipe everything to more, though; if output is less than screen size it won't have any visible effect.

    I think the Slashdot editors are just trying to wind us up here...

    Amen.

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  99. Not lost -- more than half those things I still do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I open a command/terminal window in OS X, pipe output to "less" (which is better than"more"), use vim, kill (-9 if necessary), grep (or egrep, and perl for more complicated conditional/structured searches and filtering), sed, control-C, etc. I use command-Q to quit a GUI program, command-H to hide it, command-W to close an active window, etc. I have a whole whack of tools sitting in the "Services" menu that can operate on selected text. I can cut-and-paste to and from my GUI programs and send that output into command-line programs (type "man pbpaste" and "pbcopy"). I can open a bunch of files from the command-line as if I had double-clicked them in the GUI by using the very useful "open" command.

    If I'm running Windows, I don't suffer in the hell that is the MS-DOS command line, I have Cygwin installed, which is 10x better than what MS-DOS ever had. Linux has all the same command-line stuff and innumerable tools. I freely move my scripts between systems with only minor modifications (and pipe the output, a page at a time, to "less" on all of them). And I haven't even touched on Powershell, which I haven't used, but looks quite useful. If I really wanted the clicky old IBM PC-style keyboards to type on, they can be bought or often times found at used equipment stores.

    This guy is in a bizarre world where he can have practically all the things he's pining for, but is apparently unaware of that fact. Systems haven't "devolved" (which is a meaningless term anyway), he's just passively accepted whatever has been plonked in front of him and apparently never cracked a manual or hunted for solutions to match his preferences. He's clueless. He's the one that is "devolving" or stagnating, while computer systems continue to grow and adapt, including hybrid systems that combine the best of GUI and command-line tools in ways that exceed what was previously available. The list of genuinely useful things that have been lost is a lot shorter than he suggests, and sure doesn't include address spaces with unprotected memory. It was simple, yes, but ye gods I wouldn't go back to that if you paid me to.

  100. Macintosh RAM Disks by TyroneShoe · · Score: 2

    I miss the days when you could create a persistent RAM disk in MacOS that would survive between soft reboots. You could copy your whole OS to the RAM disk, reboot with the ram disk as the startup drive and boot in seconds. It still puts modern SSD's to shame.

  101. most still available by stabiesoft · · Score: 2

    There was very little in his list that is gone in unix/linux. Yes, you can do alot of stuff via gui now, but most is still available from CLI. Even his key re-assignments can be done in X. Granted the key will still say caps lock, but it will do a ctrl if you remap it. I think the only thing I ever "lost" was the old rand (sometimes called ned) text editor. So I wrote a replacement so I would have it on linux. It was not that difficult to write. I think with the improvement in tools, compilers, machine speed etc, its not that hard to re-invent the old stuff fairly quickly.

  102. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    No. Only point was for programs that did timing based on cpu clock, so you'd need to slow down the PC to use them. I remember several games that would run too fast if the turbo button was pressed.

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  103. Disappointing article by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    This article was disappointing drivel. Examples:

    I'm not sure what the writer is whining about. I still have keyboard shortcuts.

    Termination of process? It's easily available. Oh, you don't have UNIX or a MacOS? Too bad. Get it.

    Scroll bars and page control are easily mastered from the keyboard. Oh, you're not on a MacOS. Right.

    All his words sound like the whining of a mosquito. No substance. Moving along.

  104. More things... by Jiro · · Score: 1

    White keyboards (I live within driving distance of a Fry's and a Microcenter. Neither had a single nongimmicky white keyboard (except one that was for a mac).

    Non-widescreen computer monitors. (A lot of people still have them from when they made them, but just try to find one in a store.)

  105. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    A reset switch does exactly that, a cold start, without turning off the power, and stressing out the machine.. That's why I want it... the 'qualifier' I left out (intentionally) is irrelevant...

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  106. Sure it does by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    De-evolution doesn't have a meaning in the context of biology. But in common usage, it does mean change for the better. If I say he is a more evolved person, or this system has evolved since then, the context of more evolved being "better" than less evolved is clear. Besides, if de-evolution has no meaning, why did people understand what was meant?

  107. Something I've missed by utoddl · · Score: 1

    Back in the day I wrote a TSR for DOS called "cAPSlOCK". If you hit a shifted letter key, you got a capitol letter and the CapsLock key -- if it was on -- would be turned off. No more aCCIDENTAL sWITCHED cAPITOLIZATION. At least, until Windows came along. I can count on one hand's fingers how many times I've intentionally gotten a lower-case letter by using shift with the CapsLock on. Dinosaurs like me who learned to type on mechanical devices learned to use Shift to unlock CapsLock, so this behavior seems natural to me. Fortunately, we'll die off soon enough.

    1. Re:Something I've missed by PRMan · · Score: 1

      That's one of the features I put in my own Keyboard driver that I install on all my PCs. (Here if you want it.) Also, it has AltGr support for accented characters as well as ©®¼±÷ etc. It's really easy with the Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator.

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  108. Good old Keyboards, monitors, expansion and more. by linebackn · · Score: 1

    Oh, man. I can think of so many things that have either been lost already or are on the brink of being lost. For starters, web sites that don't require a supercomputer just to display. :P

    I also enjoy an old "clicky" keyboard that is slowly falling apart after much use. It is an odd one that has the function keys on the left, which works better for me since I am left handed. Bought it for next to nothing back in the early 90s at Microcenter - Insanely rare to find on eBay and even then anything similar would go for hundreds of dollars. (Is there anywhere else these can be found?) I wish I could go back in time and pick up some more. I also miss the days when it was unthinkable that a standard PC keyboard would have the Microsoft Windows logo on it!

    Oh, other things that are harder to find - monitors that can do oddball resolutions (nothing like running MAME games at native resolutions on a CRT), LCD monitors that don't stretch lower resolutions out distorting the image, or that aren't useless "wide" screen in the first place. Motherboards with full legacy support: Dual COM ports, Parallel, PS/2 - and even if you can find one that has an FDD header it seems most these days only support ONE floppy drive (I have uses for this stuff, deal with it). Worse yet, finding newer motherboard with any significant number of PCI/PCIe slots seems to becoming more rare. The way I do things I could easily fill up all 7 standard expansion slots on an ATX system.

    I also miss the days when computers didn't absolutely have to constantly be connected to teh innernets, didn't phone home, and "they" didn't keep logs of every action for all eternity.

    And of course the days when computers were simple enough one person could understand the entire thing, and there weren't usually pieces that actively tried to keep people from doing whatever they wanted with the system or data.

    I'm sure there are enough comments about people's lawns here...

  109. instant messaging by aahpandasrun · · Score: 1

    It's not entirely dead, but Instant Messaging. SMS texting is simply inferior technology. We're stuck with a system that only accepts 160 characters at a time, doesn't work over WiFi, costs extra per month, and doesn't give any indication whether the person has read the message or not, or even has their phone on. Instant Messaging was free, supported an unlimited amount of characters, was much faster since everyone's using real keyboards, and gave indications whether the person was busy, typing, away, etc.

  110. Re:This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you REALLY wanted to have an automatic "more" command, you could write a shell wrapper. But in the end, some programs require a TTY, and having this automatic "more" functionality will break them.

    this is actually something I've been expecting to see in a shell for a long time. I'm kind of amazed it isn't readily available. It does seem like you could write an easy wrapper to pipe everything to more, though; if output is less than screen size it won't have any visible effect.

    I am not much of a fan of "more", I use "less" for most tasks like those, vi-like navigation, search/etc, and it's lightweight.
    Anyhow, a similar functionality can be achieved by running screen, and using its scrollbuffer to watch long outputs.

    Of course, any good terminal emulator should be good for this also, like gnome-terminal or putty.exe

  111. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    Killing the power puts a lot of stress on the components. A reset switch avoids that issue. I would expect people to understand that. Not a lot of hardware folks around here, is there?

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  112. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct troll wouldn't have been taking the browns to the super bowl, it would have been while you were receiving a blumpkin. Please try again.

  113. My keyboard shouldn't click by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    the click keyboard was a horrible invention, it's loud, it's big and it's just not a good buy anymore. Why do I need to hear my self type or annoy my roommates!

  114. And with the Web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We lose out on single page documents. What's wrong with these sites? Why do I need a flipping slideshow when an article would do fine?
    Ad impressions. I know. I take one look at this trash and leave. I'm not even going to bother with looking for a "print view" to circumvent it.

    Do everyone a favor. If you get to a site like this, leave immediately, this adding +1 to their bounce rate.

  115. type M keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still can buy a brand new one from pckeyboard.com - made on original IBM equipment these guys bought.

  116. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not that the mechanical power switch was that good an idea. It's that the "soft" off/on switch mismanaged by dysfunctional OSes was such a remarkably bad idea. Fortunately, the "what could possibly go wrong?" crowd has failed to find a way to prevent people from shutting down their software locked computer by yanking the power cord out of the wall.

  117. Re:This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or bot by jomama717 · · Score: 2

    I think the Slashdot editors are just trying to wind us up here...

    You're right! Let's not give them the satisf...oh, nevermind.

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  118. We've lost control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a laptop mouse without stupid poorly implemented multitouch? I can't tell you how many times my fancy multitouch laptop mouse mistakes a single tap for a tap with two fingers. I also hate that the button area also acts as a mouse, so my clicks tend to migrate from their intended position. Oh the joys of living in the future! And to top it all off, Linux doesn't detect it as a touchpad so it is not disabled while typing. It's like having a haunted machine!

  119. Front Panels by vanyel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was amazing what you could tell from the pattern of lights, and they were aesthetically pleasing as well...

    1. Re:Front Panels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're still there. Tiny little LED junctions right on the processor chip. Unless you have one of the expensive transparent window chips, though, you can't see them. You can fix that by just sanding down the surface of the chip to scrape away the opaque layer they put on. A Dremel grinding wheel works well...

  120. I miss my... by otaku244 · · Score: 1

    Turbo Button :-(

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  121. Don't vo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    File revisions

    Dropbox, subversion, time machine, snapshots - it is just that we have more solutions now than back in the days, and you have to pick one.

    If you're on Windows, you probably have Volume Shadow Copies (OS snapshots) which can be enabled.

  122. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Skater · · Score: 1

    Or use an OS that doesn't lock up.

  123. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    Name one...

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  124. Clicky Keys by cparker15 · · Score: 1

    I don't think I'll ever understand why people consider noisiness in a keyboard to be a feature. I consider it to be a bug. It's distracting when people around you are trying to concentrate. It's annoying and inconsiderate. I shouldn't have to wear earplugs around you just to get my work done.

    I'll gladly turn in my geek card if it means I can get some peace and quiet while I work. Have fun with your nostalgia on your own time; please don't force me to partake of it, too.

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    1. Re:Clicky Keys by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Not only that but they require a needless amount of effort to engage.

      Bash apple all you want but the laptop inspired aluminum desktop keyboards rock. Smooth and fast engage action. Even if I go back to Windows or go Linux, I'm keeping my Apple aluminum keyboard. Even if I have to remap alt and command

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    2. Re:Clicky Keys by PRMan · · Score: 1

      I had a boss that sat in a "boss cube" next to me with a keyboard like this. It was so unbelievably distracting to everyone within earshot. Sure, HE got his work done 10% faster. But everyone else went 25% slower.

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    3. Re:Clicky Keys by djp928 · · Score: 1

      It's not so much the noise of the buckling spring (although yeah, many people seem to fetishize it anyhow) as it is the tactile feedback. After typing on my Model M for awhile, a typical modern keyboard feels mushy.

      Some people are willing to spend extra for a BMW because of the "driving experience." Some people are perfectly happy with their Toyota.

  125. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    Where I live, the electric utility's reliability is... less than perfect. If your hardware can't withstand the stress, you either don't have the right hardware, or you need a UPS. Nobody suggested killing the power as a good way to shut down a system; only as a last resort measure.

    On the other hand, if your laptop or other mobile device can't withstand having the power cord removed, it is broken.

  126. +4 Interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 Redundant is more like, since somebody else already posted the exact same thing as the 2nd comment on the page (and it's only scored at +2. mods are on crack today.).

  127. Re:This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. open a terminal
    2. start zsh
    3. echo "asdfasdfasdfasdfasf" > slashdot-demofile
    4. slashdot-demofile

    you're welcome

  128. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Skater · · Score: 1

    I've never needed it on my Macbook or my Linux machines, so I'm going to say "OS X" and "Linux."

  129. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Along the same lines, I really miss the TURBO button.

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  130. ...and real volume controls by ortholattice · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A feature I've missed, which was on my first Gateway laptop in the mid-90s, is a potentiometer-type volume control. It was just a simple thumbwheel on the side of the laptop, like the ones on cheap transistor radios dating back to the 60s. Since it was connected to the final audio stages, it was easy to get the volume you wanted immediately, with instant feedback. Most important, if you accidentally went to an obnoxious site playing loud backgroud audio, a quick flick would lower the volume to a quiet, tolerable level or dismiss it completely (important while at work...).

    Fast-forward to around 2000, and the potentiometer was replaced with 3 buttons on the side, volume up, down, and mute. These buttons where sluggish in responding, especially if the computer was busy. I kept forgetting which was the mute when I was panicked by an obnoxious site at work. Trying all 3 wasn't useful since it took a couple of seconds to see if they worked, and looking for the low-contrast mute icon embossed in the plastic required lifting the laptop so I could see it in the light. More than once, my panicked solution was to hold down the power button for several seconds to force power-down. But those several seconds could be embarrassing. There was one point where I planned to add a physical switch to the actual speaker wires, although I never got around to that.

    Now, of course, even the volume side buttons are gone. The mute function key does work and responds quickly, but there's still that slight extra delay finding it - it's not something I use so often that it comes naturally. Usually, I just leave the computer always in mute unless there is something specific I want to listen to.

    1. Re:...and real volume controls by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      My Tecra 9100 (from '02 or '03) had the potentiometer volume control. The Thinkpad T61p just has 3 buttons for volume control. Don't know if I've seen any laptops with the dials recently, but it's not high on the list of must-haves when we look.

      For headphones, I always get ones with built-in volume controls, or use a short little cable with the potentiometer installed (Radio Shack 42-2559 or the like).

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    2. Re:...and real volume controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that new, but my Toshiba A200 has a digital volume "infinite" potentiometer that works as well as a real old analogue one.

    3. Re:...and real volume controls by mhelander · · Score: 1

      The solution: Get a cheap headphone (optionally cut off the plug, as it is all you really need) and have it at the ready - as soon as you plug it in to the headphone jack the computer is silent.

    4. Re:...and real volume controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN To this!!!!

      Dell, I'm looking at you!!! Nothing more frustrating than logging onto a porn site at work (just kidding!), having the moans and groans blaring out of your speakers, hammering the volume down or mute button and hearing nothing happen.

      My solution is to plug in headphones with a real volume control.

      Related to this - my new laptop (Alienware) put the CD eject button next to the volume control buttons. Which is fine until you're rebuilding the machine and want to eject a disk. There's no manual override to eject a disk. You're only option at that point is to drop down to the BIOS (i.e. restart the machine) and perform some black magic at that level.

    5. Re:...and real volume controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should reconsider visiting obnoxious sites at the workplace. Pervert.

  131. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by countertrolling · · Score: 2

    You're not trying hard enough... I've locked them both up plenty of times. And I'm not just talking about the applications.. Complete lockup.. frozen solid...

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  132. Re:Like back in the day when Firefox had a URL bar by dotancohen · · Score: 1

    You might like this KDE feature request, it asks for exactly this feature in KDE:
    https://bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=169043

    Please comment there to get the bug reopened. Thanks!

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  133. Amiga screens by Zobeid · · Score: 1

    I miss the way the Amiga handled its display and managed "custom screens" (and later "public screens" too). Amiga screens represented a middle ground between forcing apps to live only in windows or giving one app total control of the monitor (as games typically do today).

    You could have multiple apps running full-screen (each with its own resolution and color depth!) and switch between them in an easy-and-standardized way, and even slide a screen downward to partially reveal the one behind. I understand the next Mac OS will have increased support for full-screen apps, but it seems like even Apple have been slowly, timidly groping their way towards what the Amiga had since 1985.

    And while I'm at it. . . . It irks me that Mac OS apps sometimes grab the input focus away from the app I'm using, sometimes even when I'm in the middle of typing. Amiga OS never ever did that, and it drives me bonkers when it happens. Hey Apple, when are you gonna finally figure out this newfangled "multi-tasking" OS?

  134. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by johnw · · Score: 1

    A real, mechanical 'off' switch, on the front of the machine

    For it to be a real, mechanical 'off' switch it needs to be on the right hand side of the machine, almost at the back. It also needs to be red.

  135. ResEdit by petsounds · · Score: 1

    I do miss when the Mac OS had ResEdit. ResEdit did what its name suggested -- it let you edit and create resource forks of files, which is where pre-10 Mac OS kept all the "meta", non-data information in a file. You could configure & customize pretty much any bit of the OS using the program. That seems antithetical in the Jobsian world of Apple closed systems. When I was a kid, I got MultiFinder to run on a 1MB Mac Plus by using ResEdit to hack out bits of things from the system files to reduce the RAM footprint.

    On a somewhat related note, have you noticed that iTunes has gotten, well...big? Like over 200MB of active RAM big? For an mp3 player. Ridiculous. Well, open up the package contents, and you'll find a whole mess of language files. Delete the languages you don't need and you'll save yourself about a 100MB of RAM. For some reason iTunes keeps every language pack in active RAM.

    1. Re:ResEdit by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      You can still hack away using Interface Builder (free on install discs, or downloaded). However since nibs became encrypted it's much less fun than it was a few versions back, but you can still reduce an app's disk footprint by removing all the languages you don't need. But then again, who worries about disk footprint these days? It's also usually possible to change image resources, since all images are now just that - tiff, pdf, png standard files, rather than some arcane ResEdit format. All these things are steps forward from ResEdit days, though I do admit, it was kinda fun to hack that way.

  136. Edge Flipping by stevewahl · · Score: 1

    Even though the main article has a lot of drivel about the old days, there are things we have lost.

    As an EMACS user, I really do hate it that other editors and readers (e.g. adobe reader) don't let me view multiple sections of a document at one time. Lately, Adobe Reader on linux seems to have adopted a "feature" that if I open up a second copy of a document, it instead just brings the window of the first copy to the front, so I can't even use that to work around the lack of multiple views of a single file. (I think I found a way around that problem, I just can't remember what it was.)

    It used to be in unix you would run one process for one task. Now it has become popular to run one process to manage many GUI windows; instead of an Xterm process per window, we have one gnome terminal process handling all terminal windows. When that process dies, you lose all your terminal windows. The same thing applies to browsers: Why do I lose all my windows when the browser crashes instead of just one? Because they couldn't implement proper file locking to allow multiple proceses to access the .mozilla directory?

    And the NFS / NIS multiple workstations with a single home directory used to just work, and was expected to work. fvwm was fine. But now Gnome has decided it doesn't have to handle multiple versions of Gnome (from workstations with different software installed) accessing ~/.gnome*. It even is screwy if you are only logged in one place at a time but switch between workstations of the same version of Gnome but radically different screen resolutions. If I log in on a lab machine, firefox won't start because my default profile is still in use back at my desk!

    Not so long ago, Gnome went on a "simplify everything" spree, removing features left and right. Among other things, I dearly miss edge flipping, where you move the mouse cursor past the edge of the screen to change desktops. So much so that I go through the hoops of installing a non-standard window manager to get around it. Even though I don't know who Dean Johnson is and can't remember where I got the quote from, I found he agreed with me, and I've had a quote from him in my rotation of random email .sigs ever since:

    "The ONLY thing that I really miss is mouse edge flipping and I will punch Havoc the next time I see him for that." -- Dean Johnson

  137. Shaped like a taskbar entry by tepples · · Score: 1

    In the Windows-ish type stuff, you see an X, a box, and a line.

    I see an X, a box, and a 360 degree circle. But then I look to the top right and see the line, box, X that you're talking about.

    The line has always bewildered me

    It represents the shape of a taskbar entry in all versions of Windows Explorer from Windows 95 through Windows Vista. Roughly it means "turn this window into a taskbar entry". (Windows 7 changed taskbar entries to be square.)

  138. File revisions by erice · · Score: 2

    > File revisions

    Dropbox, subversion, time machine, snapshots - it is just that we have more solutions now than back in the days, and you have to pick one.

    Not the same thing. Version control systems are manual. They only kick in when you deliberately access the version control system.

    File versions are automatic. You get a new version every time you save a file, not the next time you commit, not at the next backup but now. And it applies system wide, not just to those key structures that have in a version control repository.

    There are some down sides:

    Directories get a bit noisy with all the revisions around. It also eats disk space, although that isn't nearly the issue that it used to be.

  139. Decent cheap vertical monitor resolution. by yacwroy · · Score: 2

    Having at least 1200px vertically as standard and 1536px for less than $500. Nowdays you often have to pay over $1000 to get more than 1200px.

    To me it seems widescreen simply meant, to most manufacturers, removing rows of pixels.

    Rotatable monitors are nice, but 1080px horizontally is also quite annoying.

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  140. wah! wah! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of whiners. "The program I used 20 years ago went away! "

    Pfft! How about getting a real friggin' parallel and serial port on a modern laptop. Embedded computers still like to talk to the world over a 9600baud connection, and the parallel port still makes an awesome cheap multi-sensor port.

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  141. Re:This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or bot by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

    This is mass hysteria. For every fanboy that raves about their model M, there are 20 people that can't stand 5 minutes typing on these things. I tried it. Your significant other can't sleep at night, and your fingers get tired. They are old outdated pieces of shit.

    I agree with everything but this. On the best rubber dome keyboard I've ever used, there's still an unclear transition between "off" and "on". Not so on a buckling-spring keyboard. Once I used one for a week or so, I'd noticed that my typing speed had improved by 20 WPM. I didn't need to spend so long ensuring that I'd hit the key I wanted to, because I could feel whether I had or not. Consequently, I could move faster because proper strikes could be confirmed by feel. And since it provides a bit more resistance, my error rate went way down since it's harder to fat-finger.

    And I spent $70 for mine, a lot but not unreasonable considering that I'm generally typing 12+ hours a day. By the heft of the thing, I'll have that keyboard for 20 years. And it came with a USB connector, not PS/2. It is loud, I'll grant you - but it's worth it to me.

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  142. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    You've been lucky, then. Linux is my OS of choice, and I also own and use a Mac. While both OS' are, IMHO, much better than that other one from Redmond, I have managed to lock them up from time to time. Not often, mind you, but it CAN happen.

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  143. Flat memory model by thelexx · · Score: 1

    A flat memory model has nothing directly to do with memory protection.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_memory_model

    "Memory management and logical-to-physical address translation can still be implemented on top of a flat memory model in order to facilitate the operating system's functionality, resource protection, multitasking or to increase the memory capacity beyond the limits imposed by the processor's physical address space, but the key feature of a flat memory model is that the entire memory space is linear, sequential and contiguous from address zero to MaxBytes-1."

    Compared with the (user hostile) x86 segmented model, it's not so stupid after all.

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  144. It isn't the click it is the travel by erice · · Score: 1

    I don't think I'll ever understand why people consider noisiness in a keyboard to be a feature. I consider it to be a bug. It's distracting when people around you are trying to concentrate. It's annoying and inconsiderate. I shouldn't have to wear earplugs around you just to get my work done.

    I'll gladly turn in my geek card if it means I can get some peace and quiet while I work. Have fun with your nostalgia on your own time; please don't force me to partake of it, too.

    Click keyboards were the result of manufacturers exploiting a misunderstanding of their customers. Mechanical keyboards with good travel tended to be noisy relative to spongy membrane keyboards. Discerning but confused customers would seek out keyboards with a noticeable click. Manufacturers responded by making keyboards that clicked louder than necessary. Often the feel wasn't even very good. They keyboard was just noisy.

    A good mechanical keyboard isn't necessarily loud at all. My all time favorite was the Apple IIe keyboard. Light, smooth travel, and virtually noiseless. The travel was also shorter distance than the IBM keyboards which made typing quicker but it still had that effortless movement down to solid bottom that typifies the best mechanical keyboards.

  145. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    On Windows PCs at least, the BIOS will perform a hard power-off if you hold down the "soft" off button for 5 seconds.

    And yet, when I actually have to hold that button for 5 seconds, I feel like it's actually 5 eternities.

  146. Peripheral connectored which can be secured. by drolli · · Score: 1

    while i like USB, i would appreciate a form factor which includes screws, like the sub-d connectors.

  147. VMS' help system by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 1

    Complete, logical, easy to navigate, identical over all system applications. In comparison, man really sucks, and let's not even talk about Windows.

  148. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Every computer I make has one.

    However they really aren't needed by any except you, and 4 other people.

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  149. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    " was hell on hard disks."
    thats toped being true when the added the ability for the disks to automatically park.

    I think that would be 1991.

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  150. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Just for the record, that IS funny.

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  151. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Modern equipment should not have any problem with yanking the cord.

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  152. Some of the tings I miss by rossdee · · Score: 1

    I miss Shareware that you didn't have to register. Either it wasn't time limited, or if it was, you could just delete it and reinstall.

    Being able to read the readme before installing the program.

    The concept of 'screens' that you could drag down, with different colors and resolutions.

    file extensions with more than 3 letters

    Sensible version numbers ( 6.4 is higher than 6.12 so it should be the newer version

    memory, and storage sizes expressed in powers of 2 not 10. A kilobyte is 1024 bytes, a megabyte is 1048576 bytes and a gigabyte is 1073741824 bytes

    A CTRL key next to the caps lock key, and a little LED on the caps lock key so you can see its on (not way over to the far right of the kybd.

    screensaver thats off by default (whats the point of a screensaver these days, LCD screens don't have burn-in problems like the old b/w CRT's )

  153. Alt + F1-F12 requires looking at the keyboard? by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

    I can hit Alt (or Ctrl) F1-F12 with my eyes closed, no problem. Alt (or Ctrl) + F1-F5 (up to F7 on Alt) I can do with a single hand, very little interruption.

    Try being a gamer some time, where such things are practiced with remarkable regularity. The only time I EVER need to look at my keyboard is when I accidentally DROP the damn thing, as my room arrangement leaves the keyboard pretty much permanently in my lap.

  154. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 1

    I have both. Every motherboard I've purchased has has reset switch pins, and every case (so far) has had the actual switches to hook them to. The power switch is real and it definitely works ... my 2-year old proved that to me this morning as I was working...

  155. Get off my lawn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading through the article, I got the sense that it's just a bunch of old school power users who can't roll with the new hotness. Honestly, who uses the word "Destroy" when talking about closing a window?

    Me: Go ahead and close that window there.

    Old man: Huh? What, you feeling a draft or something?

    Me: *blank stare*

    Old man: While you're makin' a boom boom in your diaper there, sonny, I'm going to go ahead and destroy this window.

    Me: That sounds violent.

  156. Printer controls by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    I see your power buttons, and I raise you printer buttons and lights. Why the fuck the printer has to communicate a empty tray, paper jam or empty toner with a "blink code"?? Press button once to clear the buffers, hold it three seconds to clean the heads, hold it 10 seconds to turn off, sheesh ...

  157. Word 5.1 for Mac (everything about it) by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

    Word 5.1 for Mac had a ton of awesome features that never found their way back, once Word 6.0 came along to make it as awful as the Windows version.

    It had the ability to do "formulas", which was essentially a markup/layout feature allowing mathematical formulae of arbitrary complexity, like TeX or MathML. It was truly amazing. I used it in contract deliverables to explain how adding more data entry folks wasn't going to help my customer's queuing-related slowness.

    Configuring your own menus! It had a "Commands command" that allowed you to assign any command to any menu (and optionally assign keyboard shortcuts at the same time). I used it to add "Open... " to the Window menu. Even though it was already available in the File menu, if I had closed a file, I would go to the Window menu expecting to see a file there, and it wouldn't be there. So having "Open..." available there allowed me to reopen it immediately. (That was before there was such a thing as an "Open Recent" menu item. Nowadays I would add "Open Recent" there too.)

    You could also export your Commands command settings to a configuration file, upgrade your version of Word and then reimport your Commands command configuration file for the new version of Word.

    The list goes on and on, but I've forgotten most of the lost features. I remember that there were more, but I've repressed what they were. It's as if a good friend had died, and you had to move on. It just hurts to remember how great things used to be.

    The catastrophic loss of features in the 5.1 to 6.0 downgrade was the beginning of the Mac community's unabashed hatred of Microsoft. Until that happened, Mac users who had Word and Excel considered themselves an elite within the elite (the best software on the best OS). But once Microsoft perpetrated 6.0 upon us, the Mac community started to hate their arrogant guts. How DARE they call it an upgrade! How DARE they act like they were doing us a favor by making it the same as Windows!

    It would be hard to imagine a company more thoroughly trashing all of a market's goodwill than that one event (Word 6.0 for Mac).

  158. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has your soft power button ever failed to turn off your computer??

  159. Of course we've devolved by hazydave · · Score: 1

    Making things easier, particularly via GUIs, all kinds of formerly useful features of text shells, text languages, etc. have been tossed out. The GUI experts won the battle, and the didn't consult those who came before.

    How about graphical shells... where's the pipe function? Redirection? Something so useful, simple, and fundamental... and missing from every GUI.

    How about wordprocessors. Back in 1979, using Scribe and Emacs, I could put together a complex document in ways I haven't seen recently. For one, with few changes lines, I could change the format of citations, footnotes, index, etc.... maybe going from IEEE standard to ACS standard in 20 seconds. That's because the word processor understood such things at a high level, and could format these in your format of choice.

    Compound documents, too.. I could wire a paper, then include it as a chapter in a book, without having to renumber or change much of anything.. and keep it as a separate file, for both evolving documents. I've seen WYSIWYG tools that supported this (Mentor's "Doc" comes to mind), but this fails completely in popular WPs like MS Word.

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    1. Re:Of course we've devolved by Marcika · · Score: 1
      Compound documents still exist in MS Word -- they are called "Master Document"/"Subdocument". EndNote does the citation management/conversion for all Word versions (though not for free).

      And of course you could use one of the myriad TeX GUIs... But there's a trade-off between universal accessibility and capabilities.

  160. We've lost email convenience by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1

    We've lost the basic ability to store and process email. Back when we all used terminals connected to one big computer (Unix, etc.), it was clear where your mail lived: in specific files. You could access it from anywhere (via modem), and you could process it with tools (grep, sed, etc.), use "tar" to back it up, encrypt it with PGP, or basically do whatever you wanted with it, effortlessly. It was YOURS.

    Nowadays, half your email lives on a remote IMAP server: accessible from anywhere, but inaccessible to your local tools, and if your mail provider ever gets shut down, you could lose it all. The other half lives in local mailboxes on your desktop or laptop, accessible only when you're physically next to the machine. Or worse, if you use two desktops (one at work, the other at home), you might have local mailboxes on each, making it impossible to do a full search of your email. Some people work around this by carrying a thumbdrive and putting all local mail folders on it... but then you have to back up the thumbdrive, etc.

    This is why I download all email from my ISP to a Linux machine at home (via fetchmail), access it via OpenSSH, and read it in emacs, or run a local IMAP server. This provides all the benefits of the old "terminals" model. The downside is you have to be a computer wizard to set it up.

    1. Re:We've lost email convenience by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Use a program called "offlineimap". It will sync remote IMAP servers to a local maildir. Mixing it with the "mu" mail utility means you get basically instant full-text searches even when offline.

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  161. Two Words. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turbo Button.

  162. Don't get me started on mobile... by DdJ · · Score: 1

    People joke about the Newton's user interface and handwriting recognition, but if you programmed them, they had features that modern handhelds (including iPhone) still don't have.

    They had this "routing" infrastructure that had something in common with NeXTstep/MacOS X "services". Basically you defined "stuff" you could do for specific datatypes. Like you could set up "routing" that let you register things like "if you can convert what you have to text, then I can fax it for you" with the system. Then the little "envelope" icon in the corners of documents would dynamically update with whatever operations were available for whatever datatypes. It's a bit like the iPhone's "Open in..." system, but richer, especially since you could do the equivalent of Unix pipelines ("hm, you've got a vector image, and that can be converted to GIF, and I know how to fax a GIF, so, let's show the user a fax option").

    Data was also stored as objects in databases (instead of in a filesystem), and there was a way for software to add attributes to the objects of other software without creating namespace collisions. So pieces of software could add arbitrary rich attributes to the built-in contact list app or calendar app, and it all worked, and the data was preserved, and nothing broke.

    The alarm system... the device ran on a bytecode interpreter, a precursor of sorts to today's JVM or CLR. But it was simpler. And when you registered an "alarm" with the system, you could not only make it pop up a message, and you could not only attach the equivalent of a URL (both of which you can do today on iOS)... you could embed a lambda in it that would get executed when the alarm fired. So, like, you had a combination of "cron" and "at" in there, accessed the same way as simple alarms.

    Sigh, I should stop right now before I get depressed.

    1. Re:Don't get me started on mobile... by Dr.Ruud · · Score: 1
  163. Re:Things we've lost, and get off my lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't help but think in kind with most of the replies heretofore, thus:

    File revisions = Time Machine (specifically, the Finder integration in which you can select a date and view the folder as it was)

    Rings of protection = Necessary Evil (stubborn hardware OEM's [cough cd/dvd roms {teh brackets. oh, speaking of growing pains, upper and lower filters anyone}])?

    Safe, fast languages = Anecdotal? There are fast, safe languages. I'm no expert, but I hear that perl is often a trump card used when referencing fast and safe (or is that due to simplicity/scripting nature? Anyways...)

    Capability machines = Sandboxing (most recently Adobe)? /tinkerer

  164. One the article missed... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    I , for one, sure wish we still had the great voice recognition support the old HAL series had.

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  165. mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to miss mice once we all have to poke our screens with our sweaty fingers thanks to these shitty ass tablets being so popular.

  166. Platypus and Aardvark let you edit ugly pages by MCRocker · · Score: 1

    That's what the Firefox extension, Platypus is for... unfortunately, it's no longer maintained, but Aardvark can produce similarly readable web pages without out too much work. Combine that with the Greasemonkey script, Autopagerize to join those multi-page articles designed to make you look at a whole new set of advertisements for each paragraph, and you come a little closer to having the experience that Tim Berners-Lee had in mind for the world wide web in the first place.

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  167. The most missed of all by lushmore · · Score: 1

    I remember when web articles were presented as a single continuous page, rather than being split up into multiple segments to generate more ad impressions.

  168. Screen splitting by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    I've got my own pet peeves, of course. Two of the text editors I used to use ... could split the screen window as many times as I wanted (e.g., I could have five or six slices of a file showing)...Microsoft Word can only split the screen in two.

    Well, that is true for WinWord.exe, but not for Word.exe (i.e. Microsoft Word for DOS) that supports up to 8 window splits at once. As much as I loved Bob Wallace's program, once I tried Word.exe (version 2), I never went back (or switched to anything else in the next 20 years).

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  169. screen by noahm · · Score: 1

    For those of us who spend a lot of time in the shell, screen is quite handy. The MIT AI Lab's ITS system from the 70's had this functionality built in to its equivalent of the TTY driver. You could detach your session from the current terminal, leave it alone in a "headless" sort of state, then reconnect at a later time. You didn't need to plan ahead and make sure that your jobs were started in a screen session, it just always worked. Screen is basically an effort to emulate this functionality in userland for POSIXy systems.

  170. Except that has all gone away by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    In Protected Mode (32-bit) segmentation is an option, but I am not aware of OSes using it. Apps still can, if they want (VMWare did, don't know if they still do) and they OS has to save the registers to task switch, but you can use a flat model.

    However in Long Mode (64-bit) segmentation has been retired. You can still do some segment like trickery with FS and GS if you want, but memory is flat in Long Mode and there isn't an option to change that.

    So they are complaining about something that is, again, outdated. It is silly to bitch about segmentation being a problem that you have when the current processors don't have that problem (unless you decide to run them in Real Mode for some reason).

    However all that aside, RTFA he said "It could overlay hardware, firmware and regular memory as needed, and had no reserved memory sections. This let me write macros that were globally available." What he's really talking about is the ability to write to any memory on the system as he wants. No, you can't do that in Windows, Linux, or any modern OS since it is a security and stability risk.

  171. Alternate Title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alternate Title: Butthurt Neckbeards Demand Bad UI

  172. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I miss my turbo button:-(

  173. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by rhook · · Score: 1

    Of course they do, considering it is part of the ATX specification.

  174. Screen Improvements by Ant+P. · · Score: 2

    In the 1990s dpi was going up, refresh rates were going up, there was actually a reason to upgrade. Now we're all stuck with the "HD" fad, probably forever. If you want a bright, high dpi screen it's limited to 5 inches or smaller. TVs get advertised as "120Hz" or "600Hz" or some marketing bullshit where the input is only capable of 60 and they just strobe the pixels 10 times per frame. Desktop screens are being sold, in the 21st century, incapable of actually displaying 24-bit colour. Dithering on a TN panel is very visible and it looks like shit.

  175. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    No it doesn't. It triggers a processor hardware reset. It does not cause your hard disks to reboot their onboard controllers, it doesn't cause your CD drive to do a power on reset, doesn't clear your RAM, doesn't reset the other hardware devices. The processor then restarts, rereads the bios and starts the power on init cycle, which will result in almost the same thing as a power on, but a hardware reset is not the same as power on to pretty much anything in the PC.

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  176. Barry Press Runner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It added a line in the Explorer drop down menu. When selected, you would get a small command line with the filename in it.

    If it's an executable, you can add arguments without opening a prompt. If it's a regular file, you can prepend the filename with something you want to open it with, like Notepad or a hex editor.

    I've used it from Windows 95 to Windows XP, but it doesn't seem to work under Windows 7. As a work around, I can simulate it by holding down shift, right clicking the file, selecting "Copy as path", and pasting that into Start-Run, but that's a lot clunkier.

    I still need to register...

  177. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    My computer has a reset switch. Depends on which model you buy. Or just build your own.

    The mechanical off switches were horrible. They were a common source of failure for computers. Not too surprising, given how much current (voltage?) was supposed to run though them when they got flipped. They were heavy as heck for a reason.

  178. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Hard drives auto park, no damage there, hasn't been an issue for 20 years.

    Unless you're using a shitty power supply, its fully capable of handling all these things just fine and powering off the motherboard in a safe manner ... you know, just like when you push the power button ... by shutting down the supply voltage to the board and letting the filter capacitors bleed out ...

    You know what the old power switch does? It cuts the circuit on incoming power ... which is EXACTLY like 'yanking the power cord'.

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  179. Re:This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use a USB keyboard myself, but I know a lot of gamers especially prefer PS/2 connectors - if they're wired properly (the "keyboard matrix" I think it's called) then you can press any number of keys simultaneously and the OS will register them all. Since it works on polling rather than interrupts, a USB keyboard can only get up to 6 at a time (depending on which key combination you're trying to access, it can be as few as 2 at a time) unless it buffers the keystrokes, which would add latency to your Quake/Doom/StarCraft commands.

    Because the wiring matrix for making a perfectly usable USB keyboard (i.e. not limited by the wiring, only by the inherent limitations in the technology) is much simpler than an "N-key rollover" matrix, cheap PS/2 keyboards don't have N-key rollover either. Expensive ones generally do, and tout it as a feature.

  180. Simplicity of Programming. by refactored · · Score: 1
    Ye olde Turbo Pascal running computers you could just set graphics mode and peek and poke pixels straight from and onto the screen, You could wait on a keypress, you could write to screen, WITHOUT PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES of gluey gui setup code.

    Sniff. I miss those days.

    And the Good old Turbo Pascal license. "Treat this software like a book..."

    And to make a beep was just "play(N,S)" where N was the freq and s was the time in secs.

    At most the set up was "require sound" or something simple like that.

  181. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    :-) yeah, we crude primitive savage neanderthals still haven't figured out how to use a computer without turning it on first.. In fact we don't even have self starting machines.. gotta hand crank em to fire em up, and man! it's a real knuckle buster when they backfire... And the fact we like to perform experiments on them only makes the situation worse.. damn lucky to keep them running for a week before something pops... lots of steam and hissing noises and the occasional connecting rod stuck in the ceiling.. the kids sure get a kick out of it though..

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  182. I'd love to read the article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. but that realtime ITWorld update scrolling to the right of whatever I was looking at just sucked eggs.

    I miss static pages.

  183. De-evolution is real in the computer world by Trogre · · Score: 1

    One need look no further than the KDE and GNOME projects to see de-evolution in action.

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  184. Oberon influenced Acme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other things I miss: TUIs like Project Oberon and Symbolics Lisp. Hell, Lisp in general is now such a niche it's sad. "Real" Unix - lots of little programs that do one thing and do them well. cat -n considered harmful and all that.

    For a text interface influenced by Oberon, see the successors to Unix by the original crew: Plan 9 (Plan9port brings it to Mac/Linux), Inferno (a VM environment), and even Acme SAC (Inferno edited down to Acme). I use Acme SAC every day as my tiled text-based window manager/shell/editor, for both its minimized (fewer options, cleaned up) versions of a key set of unixy tools (the ones not harmful:), and a wrapper to run the host OS' command line tools. (I can intersperse its unixy commands with Cygwin and Windows commands in the same script, for example).

    Here's my server-side clone of the Acme SAC repository: Just hg clone, and run Acme.exe. http://code.google.com/r/jasoncatena-acmesac/

  185. Facebook Classmate Finder by JakeD409 · · Score: 1

    The original Facebook had this incredible classmate finder feature. I could input all the courses I was taking, and it would tell me who else was in them. Definitely one of the most useful features Facebook has ever had. Once they added 3rd-party app support, they dropped the classmate finder feature, explaining that they expected someone else to create a better one (the logic doesn't make sense to me, but whatever). Of course, with multiple non-ubiquitous classmate finders competing, no one could ever find more than a couple of their classmates, so they were all useless.

  186. Keyboard gripe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, why, can someone for the love of god tell me WHY is the space bar still a bar? I have two thumbs, split the damned thing in half so that I don't have to listen to "tap tap tap KA-THUNK tap tap tap tap KA-THUNK tap tap KA-THUNK" all day.

    It's a six inch wide key, what the hell people?

  187. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by ross.w · · Score: 1

    Alleycat FTW

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  188. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by unitron · · Score: 1

    That and the "turbo" button. Anyone miss that?

    I've got a DDR1 era mobo with the usual 2 IDE controllers and 2 SATA ports.* The SATA ports are enabled/disabled with a jumper on 2 of 3 pins on a 3 pin header. Plug the Turbo button onto it, and I can run one OS on SATA drives, or turn them off from the front of the case, and use mobile drive racks to put in IDE drives for other purposes, like TiVo hacking.

    *Interestingly enough, the SATA ports hang the boot process with 1TB drives attached, but I can put adapters on them and hook them to the IDE bus, and the board handles them no problem. Even handles 2TB drives.

    Can't afford to test with 3TB drives. : - )

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  189. What I miss most is the way computers used to by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    somehow be set up so that I could program on them for three days straight. Back when I was on my trusty Texas Instruments TI 99/4A, why I could sit in front of my 13" inch TV screen for hours on end, stopping only to nap on the carpet for the 2 to the 3 hours it took to successfully save my work to cassette.

    But with this new fangled Macbook Pro... man, after just five or six hours my *back* starts to hurt. And even these new 24" LCD screens that are supposed to be such a big improvement? Well I don't know what it is, but they sure don't seem as sharp and focused as my old VDT did. I can barely make out the text unless I wear these special "reading" glasses. How is that progress?

  190. Re:Like back in the day when Firefox had a URL bar by unitron · · Score: 1

    Is that a picture of what you don't want or what you do want?

    'Cause it looks about like how I'd laboriously re-arrange IE 5 back when, and about how I layout FF 3.whatever today.

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  191. Re:Like back in the day when Firefox had a URL bar by nschubach · · Score: 1

    Do want... and it's not really laborious. Anything to customize the interface. I despise how locked down Windows has become.

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  192. Turbo debugger by CSMoran · · Score: 1

    I miss Turbo Debugger for the 80286, where you could use memory breakpoints and they "just worked" and nedit (I think it was the Norton Editor) -- where you could search and replace special characters. Thank goodness we have FAR and mc to replace nc.

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  193. what a load of baw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a load of baw

  194. Multitasking by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

    Seriously, Multitasking. The Amiga could run two graphical demos at the same time in different windows, while formatting a disc. In 1985.

    In 2011 you insert an Optical disc and the entire system locks up for several seconds, and just try playing two video files at once. This is with 1000x the processing power.

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    1. Re:Multitasking by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      You should check out Haiku (the open source BeOS clone) they are pretty focused on multitasking and the playing multiple videos at once demo is part of their shtick.

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  195. Mystery meat navigation by tepples · · Score: 1
    Anonymous Coward wrote:

    You do realize when you hover over the dots, you see icons

    I believe that's called mystery meat navigation.

  196. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    The reset switch/button!

    My current desktop computer (a dual core, so not something from last century) still has it. My laptop doesn't, however.
    But then, I don't really need it.

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  197. killfiles and complex filters for web forums by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    After over a decade of widespread use of web forums, we've only gotten "ignore user".

  198. Supra Skytop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  199. ECC memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I miss ECC RAM on desktop machines.

  200. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all.. by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

    At the cost of useful features like wake on lan, and the extra effort of flipping several switches to bring your machine up, you will save a few hundred dollars over the course of your life. Good show.

  201. Re:This is news for dumb nerds. Or a troll. Or bot by djp928 · · Score: 1

    And anyhow, a better answer to that complaint would be to point out that you can still buy the things, brand new. Unicomp still makes them.