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Windows 8: More EULA, Fewer Rights.

sl4shd0rk writes "Microsoft has adopted a brand new licensing scheme for Windows 8 which effectively removes your right to file a class-action lawsuit against them should you feel the need. '...Many of our new user agreements will require that, if we can't informally resolve the dispute, the customer bring the claim in small claims court or arbitration, but not as part of a class action lawsuit.' Class-action lawsuits are intended to help individuals stand up to corporate law-breaking but this new EULA model simply nullifies that course of action for the consumer."

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  1. not sure by yagu · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not sure that that's even legal -- would be surprised if it held up in court.

    1. Re:not sure by firex726 · · Score: 2

      Many of these types of EULA's note that legal matters will be handled via Arbiter not Court.

      I think CA has overturned them, but IDK the exact details.

    2. Re:not sure by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Informative

      There was a recent Supreme court case that made this legal.

      Now all 3 of our branches of government have officially sold out. We might as well replace all civil courts with a comparison of the defendants and plaintiffs net worths. Would not change the outcome much and save us a lot of tax money.

    3. Re:not sure by IDtheTarget · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not sure that that's even legal -- would be surprised if it held up in court.

      Actually, the Supreme court has already ruled that this is, in fact, legal.

    4. Re:not sure by MikeMacK · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because our current Supreme Count is sooo anti-corporation...

    5. Re:not sure by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I thought the courts already ruled in favor of allowing this?

      I agree it shouldn't be legal, but I'm pretty sure it's too late.

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    6. Re:not sure by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not legal in Canada, or in Germany. Various other parts of the EU either.

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    7. Re:not sure by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Funny

      Darth Ballmer: "I will make it legal."

    8. Re:not sure by Wattos · · Score: 1

      Yes ist is. If you had taken the time to read the article you would know that there was a court ruling

      Microsoft is capitalising on a 2011 US Supreme Court ruling that upheld a company's right to include a clause in a contract that prohibits customers from suing as part of a class action. The case had been brought against AT&T.

    9. Re:not sure by mbone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, the legal wisdom of Antonin Scalia. The man isn't fit to judge traffic court.

    10. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      in the UK at least contract law forbids you from signing away statutory rights which i would expect to protect me from move ssuch as this. basically any contract contains a clause that removes your rights becomes null and void... but of course IANAL...

    11. Re:not sure by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Informative

      >>>There was a recent Supreme court case that made this legal.

      Which one?
      I find it hard to believe. During the Paypal case, the U.S. judge crossed-out most of the EULA saying customers can not sign-away legally protected rights..... such as the right to sue a company for stealing money (that's what Paypal was guilty of).

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    12. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure that that's even legal -- would be surprised if it held up in court.

      Well one thing for sure someone will find a way round it got to keep the option of screwing MS to the boards open

    13. Re:not sure by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Informative

      >>>There was a recent Supreme court case that made this legal.

      Which one?

      Hopefully you can get through the paywall ... here. Failing that, google for "AT&T Mobility v. Concepcion".

      SCOTUS ruled on this last year.

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    14. Re:not sure by Galestar · · Score: 2

      Living in Canada, this simple fact make me very happy to be living here instead of a mere 30km south. Nice to know our legal system actually holds the rights of private citizens above those of corporations - note we also do not have "corporate person-hood", it is widely recognized as a legal fiction useful in things like civil suits, but they do not have intrinsic rights, just as buildings or cars do not have rights.

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    15. Re:not sure by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      "bust a deal? face the wheel!"

      maybe that would be more fair. I'd take my chances with even a real, actual mafia boss (corleone style) than the current US 'justice' system.

      the US has sold out. it does surely seem that way, doesn't it? to give up a right to sue and be forced into a 'corporate owned court' is just an admission that our 'justice' system is fully broken, at this point.

      we used to be the policemen to the world. but now that *we* need fixing, who will come to OUR aid?

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    16. Re:not sure by alen · · Score: 0

      the supreme court said you can't clog the court system with minor nonsense about billing issues or service issues. you can still file a class action for the reason they were created if some company inflicts major financial or physical pain on you. like an insurance company denying legit claims of thousands of people as a matter of corporate strategy

    17. Re:not sure by jythie · · Score: 1

      The courts (even SCOTUS) has not been terribly consistant in this regard, and it seems to currently be decided on a case by case basis. The few cases that have made it up to SCOTUS have generally been pretty narrow in their rulings and thus a universal answer has not been sorted out yet.

    18. Re:not sure by TheSpoom · · Score: 2

      And if anyone's surprised that almost every license will include a "no class actions" clause after such a clause was ruled legal, I have a bridge to sell you.

      This is not something specific to Microsoft; legal teams would be foolish not to take advantage of this corporate rights giveaway.

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    19. Re:not sure by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      Time to move to Iceland? Imagine a land of Vikings and Geeks, as far as the eye can see, and all the halibut a man can eat!

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    20. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen EULAs hold up in court almost always. One small firm had a EULA that the computer that their software runs on becomes the software maker's property should a dispute arise about licensing. And yes, the constable did come and seize customer machines as per the EULA.

    21. Re:not sure by grahamm · · Score: 2

      But surely the court would be more clogged by N thousand individual cases than by a single class action with (the same) N thousand plaintiffs.

    22. Re:not sure by Sparticus789 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As juxtaposed by Ginsberg, who likes to cite the laws of foreign countries as the basis of her legal argument? At least Scalia uses the U.S. Constitution for his legal justification.

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    23. Re:not sure by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I'd be happier if they let me get a gun as easily as they do in the US. Otherwise I do agree with ya. I miss hitting the range. At least I don't need a permit for my compound bow...yet.

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    24. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plain English Holding: Under the Federal Arbitration Act, California must enforce arbitration agreements even if the agreement requires that consumer complaints be arbitrated individually (instead of on a class-action basis).

      from here.

    25. Re:not sure by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another great ruling by Scalia. Seriously someone should do a Kennedy on him. He's the one who organized the scotus coup on Gore in 2000. No I really don't think that someone should do a Kennedy on him. Sorry if that gave anyone ideas. But the guy is an asshole and is hurting the people of the U.S. You know the people: The general populous who he is supposed to help by ensuring the law is applied fairly. Oh wait, he was one of the (ahem, so called) justices that ruled that corporations are people. Go figure. I do hope he has an aneurysm or heart attack though. I don't wish someone would die very often, I can make an exception for him and even Clarence Thomas; come to think of it, maybe especially Thomas... another fucktard of the supreme court of the US.

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    26. Re:not sure by cob666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes but that was for an actual contract. Not sure if an EULA is a valid contract...

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    27. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not sure that that's even legal -- would be surprised if it held up in court.

      Actually, the Supreme court has already ruled that this is, in fact, legal.

      Actually, the Supreme Court ruled that a contract can remove the possibility of a class-action arbitration, not a class-action lawsuit. They are not the same thing. Further, there is still wide disagreement over what rights can and cannot be removed by a EULA specifically, rather than a traditional contract.

    28. Re:not sure by alen · · Score: 1

      for something minor like a $100 billing dispute with AT&T you file a small claims case. just like the guy did with the unlimited data thing from a few months ago

    29. Re:not sure by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As opposed to the infinite "Legal Wisdom" of mbone, I'll take Scalia any day of the week.

      FYI: The Supreme Court exists to INTERPRET LAW, not to create it. So unless there is a law on the books that says that you can't put a clause preventing the signatory party from engaging in Class Action suites in a binding agreement, then how can any Court rule that you can't?

      If you start letting judges making up laws, what sort of law shall we have? Easy: You get Kangaroo Courts where the laws are made up to fit the ends of the Court.

    30. Re:not sure by zlives · · Score: 1

      they will not make it to court because an arbritrater may decide to give 30 dollars to the couple... and maybe not 30million dollar

    31. Re:not sure by Jahta · · Score: 0

      Agreed. IANAL, but in most parts of Europe there a set of fundamental consumer rights which, as I understand it, cannot be trumped by any license or even formal contract.

    32. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      corporations are people too

    33. Re:not sure by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative
    34. Re:not sure by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Billing issues or service issues?
      So you mean the minor details of not being cheated out of money or the service you are paying for?

      What other interaction does one have with these companies than getting service and being billed?

    35. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good point, mod parent up

    36. Re:not sure by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I'd be happier if they let me get a gun as easily as they do in the US. Otherwise I do agree with ya. I miss hitting the range.

      Hm? Hitting the range in Canada is certainly possible, even with all the license hurdles - in some ways it's even better than in US, since you don't have to pay crazy money for the privilege of owning an "SBR".

      The problems are mainly with arbitrary composition of the "prohibited" list (Saiga, really?), and that you can't carry.

    37. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would be a good idea, but it violates the first rule of the US legal system -- lawyers always get all the money

    38. Re:not sure by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At least Scalia uses the U.S. Constitution for his legal justification.

      Except when he doesn't. This article lays out a good argument that Scalia, and so called conservatives, are upset only when they don't agree with SCOTUS using foreign rulings to guide, not justify, their decision but have no problem when doing so will benefit their ideological viewpoint.

      As the article relates, if it were up to Scalia, he would interpret laws based on the state of the country in 1789, not as things exist now. Which is what this country needs, someone who thinks things should be frozen in time, never changing and kept as they were.

      What's that a definition of?

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    39. Re:not sure by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next he'll be saying, "I have altered the EULA. Pray that I do not alter it any further."

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    40. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the defendant's legal budget and resources would be much more severely taxed as well ;-)

    41. Re:not sure by Samalie · · Score: 1

      our legal system actually holds the rights of private citizens above those of corporations

      Don't worry. With Prime Minister Sweatervest, you can be sure that whatever "rights" are currently not given to corporations soon will be. Welcome to USA North. Papers, please.

      Harper is the biggest corporate stooge ever elected in Canada. The Harper government is already pushing laws that put corporations over people. SHit, look at all the union-busting going on with back-to-work legislation...we the people are fucked.

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    42. Re:not sure by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is late to this game. The reality is that most of us probably already signed some document of this form with another company.

      Do you have a credit card? Boom! The agreement includes "arbitration first" clause.

      Ever filed taxes with HR Block or the likes? Boom! Arbitration.

      This insanity is literally fucking everywhere these days. We are the sheep...

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    43. Re:not sure by turbidostato · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I don't wish someone would die very often"

      Oh, don't worry. Dying just once is usually quite enough.

    44. Re:not sure by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There was a recent Supreme court case that made this legal.

      Good. Class action lawsuits are nothing but a wealth stockpiling program for the 1%'ers that went to law school instead of Harvard Business. It doesn't help the consumer "class" that gets nothing but a coupon, while the lawyers make millions.

      You're better off in small claims court. That's what I do whenever I get one of these "you may be part of this class" letters. I immediately send a letter requesting to be left out of the class, and file in small claims if I think it's worth it. It's way better than getting one of those "settlement" packages with dollar-off coupons or a check for $2.34. Especially when I know the lawyers got $234 million for their "work".

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    45. Re:not sure by http · · Score: 2

      I thought traitors were hanged, not shot.

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    46. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh wait, he was one of the (ahem, so called) justices that ruled that corporations are people.

      While this is accurate to say, it's like saying that he's one of the justices that is a human being. All justices, judges, and magistrates accept that corporations are legal persons. This is neither surprising, nor debatable, and is a fundamental part of Common Law tradition. Why are corporations people? Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued.

      Let's have a hypothetical. Let's say that corporations are not people in our new world. Alice, Bob, and Charlie are working together in a Corporation, ACME. Now, ACME is not a person, so someone has to own all the assets that would otherwise belong communally to ACME, and the three decide that Alice should be the person of record for ownership of materials. Now, someone has to run the company and be on the line for any legal messes, and the three decide that Bob shall do the actual operations of the company, and direct Charlie in his work, while Alice just sits at home, and collects a paycheck just for not walking away with the money and property. Now, Bob tells Charlie to dump some toxic waste in Derick's yard. Derick is upset, and goes to sue ACME in court, however, since ACME is not a person, he cannot sue ACME. So, he has to sue the people responsible for the toxic waste dumping. Well, obviously, he'd like to go after Alice, with the deep pockets, but she had no hand in causing the harm. Bob would also be a nice choice, because as the director, he has a reasonable salary, and it was his policies that directed Charlie to dump the toxic waste. Except that Bob only ever told Charlie in verbal communication that was never recorded to dump the toxic waste in Derick's yard. Leaving the only person that Derick can sue as Charlie, who is really just a lowly employee with no salary, and no real power. Derick sues and throws Charlie into bankruptcy with the tort finding, while Alice continues to maintain all the company assets that have not been touched, and Bob continues to direct the company however he sees fit with no accountability for his actions.

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    47. Re:not sure by Galestar · · Score: 1

      I actually had something along the lines of "unfortunately Mr. Harper is doing everything in his power to undermine that", but removed it as I felt it might make the whole comment seem too politically leaning. I do however completely agree - Harper is the worst thing to happen to Canada since, well, ever.

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    48. Re:not sure by cpu6502 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>scotus coup on Gore in 2000

      According to USA Today, NY Times, and other papers that performed independent ballot counts (using multiple methods), it would not have mattered if the SCOTUS had allowed Florida to continue counting. Bush beat Gore by ~1000 votes, mainly because of the western republican counties. Therefore Bush would have had FL's electoral votes and won.

      >>>Scalia is an asshole

      That may be but he has consistently applied the laws as written. (Unlike that other justice: Sotomayor who ignores that law & makes random decisions based on her beliefs.) If you don't like the laws don't blame the judges who merely enforce them. Blame the Congress for producing bad law.

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    49. Re:not sure by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you start letting judges making up laws, what sort of law shall we have? Easy: You get Kangaroo Courts where the laws are made up to fit the ends of the Court.

      I think you got it backwards, it's the people who write the contracts who'll be making law because they decide what kangaroo court to hear it in. The real law and the real court system will still exist, you've just lost your right to get your contract dispute heard there. This is the rule of law signing off and handing over the reins to the corporations, all that's lacking for a Star Wars moment is thunderous applause.

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    50. Re:not sure by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

      Good luck with keeping those rights. Harper is on a war path attempting to get rid of them. He's pushing shit through at such a rate that some of it isn't even making the news because some other issue that he's trying to ram through at the same time is eating all of the air time.

      He's planning on reducing the ENTIRE FEDERAL EMPLOYEE BASE by 30%. Enough to cause a fucking recession on its own since the Feds are the largest single employer in the country.

    51. Re:not sure by mrbester · · Score: 1

      It's a bit more than that. A contract that contains a clause that removes your statutory rights can be agreed to without that particular clause being a valid part of the contract but requires a re-issue of the contract without that clause. If the clause cannot be removed (like in a EULA), then the entire contract can be considered null and void...

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    52. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you get Kangaroo Courts where the laws are made up to fit the will of the Ruling Class.

      Tell me how this isn't what we presently have, especially since Corporations, in the view of the courts, are now considered people?

    53. Re:not sure by click2005 · · Score: 1

      It should be turned into a game show. Whoever can throw more money onto their side of the scales of justice wins.

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    54. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I don't like halibut

    55. Re:not sure by click2005 · · Score: 1

      That should say "Scales of Justice (tm) brought to you by Macdonalds & Gatorade"

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    56. Re:not sure by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>What's that a definition of?

      Constitutionalist. Almost everyone is familiar with Thomas Jefferson's "Separation of church and state," which is used by the Supreme Court to forbid praying in schools, but few know this quote: "On every question of construction let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or intended against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed."

      Jefferson was our second most intelligent president (estimated IQ of 160). We should listen to him.

      I also like this one. People are aware of the checks-and-balances between the 3 branches, but forget that that People's State legislatures are ALSO a check against central government: "...when all government... in little as in great things, shall be drawn to Washington as the centre of all power, it will render powerless the checks provided of one government on another and will become as venal and oppressive as the government from which we separated."

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    57. Re:not sure by Dishevel · · Score: 0

      So conservatives on the Supreme Court should die?
      Correct you are sir. True justice can only come when only the liberals get to decide.

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    58. Re:not sure by Githaron · · Score: 1

      Can arbitration actually enforce anything or does the arbitrator simply act as a mediator between the two parties? If at the end of the day, I can say "Screw this, arbitration is not working." and then file a class action lawsuit, I have no issue with an arbitration first clause. I do have an issue with an arbitration/small claims only clause.

    59. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully you can get through the paywall ... here [nytimes.com]

      Fuck it.

      1) Make sure you use dynamic ip with large isp.

      2) Open new browser window.

      3) Turn cookies on (leavejavascriptflashandallothergarbageturnedoff).

      4) Go to nytimes.com and read "article".

      5) Close browser window.

      6) Turn cookies off.

      7) Immediately delete ALL new cookies including new 3rd party cookies and wipe your cache. Clear history entries.

      8) Get new ip (cycle power on router - takes 2 seconds).

      9) Carry on with normal day.

      Let the fuckers guess.

    60. Re:not sure by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      I do not think the arguments are over those points. The real argument should corporations be artificial people with all the rights of natural people. I think many reasonable folks could conclude that they should not have all the rights of natural people. Even if they might have some subset of those rights.

    61. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice strawman. Corporations aren't people just because they need to own property and can be sued. Corporations are an artificial construct that PEOPLE have built to be able to allocate risk and profit in a group setting. That doesn't make corporations people, it just makes them a legal construct. When you can put a corporation in prison for life or better yet, publicly execute it, then we can start talking.

    62. Re:not sure by berzerke · · Score: 1

      Actually, considering the service packs do contain a supplemental EULA, they do alter it further. Well, you do have a choice, accept the alterations, or allow criminals to take over your computer. Kind of like paying protection money, except the money is your rights.

    63. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you have written is not true. The Supreme Court absolutely creates laws.

    64. Re:not sure by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Informative

      As opposed to the infinite "Legal Wisdom" of mbone, I'll take Scalia any day of the week.

      We're talking about the same guy who has extensive ex parte communications with Dick Cheney and then goes on to rule on a case involving Dick Cheney (rather than recusing himself, as any non-corrupt jurist would do), right? He's not the only one, of course: Clarence Thomas has issued rulings on cases where his wife had a financial stake in one of the parties.

      Regarding this kind of clause, the legal concept in question is an argument of unconscionability, where somebody claims that the contract terms are so unfair that they should not be enforced. Courts, including SCOTUS, have ruled both ways on whether clauses that bar access to legal redress are unconscionable. It's been part of contract law for decades at least.

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    65. Re:not sure by Moonrazor · · Score: 1

      What?!? You don't like halibut? I'll have the halibut, halibut, halibut, halibut, eggs and halibut!

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    66. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like how the created the law that money = speech?

    67. Re:not sure by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      So then I lose even more money by taking day off?
      That seems even worse. Why should I lose my $100 then be forced to lose another $200 to try and get back the $100?

      Surely you can see how that would mean most people would not bother and AT&T could just rip off people without any punishment.

    68. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure that that's even legal -- would be surprised if it held up in court.

      Yet more huff 'N' puff from mickeyshafted i see.

    69. Re:not sure by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The point is to punish the company doing harm. If the lawyers could not make money doing it they would not. If I take a day off for small claims court I will probably lose more money than the court awards me. I would rather know the company had to pay out for its transgressions then let them get away with it, even if I do not get the money.

    70. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "he is supposed to help by ensuring the law is applied fairly"

      That is incorrect. His job is to make sure the law is applied constitutionally.

    71. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, I'd be happier if they let me get a gun as easily as they do in the US. Otherwise I do agree with ya. I miss hitting the range. At least I don't need a permit for my compound bow...yet.

      Anyone without a criminal record and $80 can get a RPAT. Add in range fees, and the cost of your gun ... I'm not seeing the problem. Unless you're a criminal, and even then, I'm not seeing the problem.

    72. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we can just refuse to do business with companies that try to strip us of our rights.

    73. Re:not sure by jarbrewer · · Score: 1

      >>>Scalia is an asshole

      That may be but he has consistently applied the laws as written. (Unlike that other justice: Sotomayor who ignores that law & makes random decisions based on her beliefs.) If you don't like the laws don't blame the judges who merely enforce them. Blame the Congress for producing bad law.

      The judiciary doesn't enforce the law. The executive enforces the law. The judiciary interprets the law. In other words, the judiciary takes the law as written as well as an actual set of facts; then, based on belief, determines how the law applies to the set of facts. Thus, interprets. As justices, this is true of both Sotomayor and Scalia.

    74. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There needs to be a legal difference between a "legal entity" and a "person." People have fundamental rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Legal entities can own property and be sued. If a legal entity isn't a person, then its participation in the political landscape needs to be limited to interacting with the populace who vote for politicians, and never be permitted to interact with those politicians directly.

    75. Re:not sure by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If a law says, "Promotion of fire fighters shall be determined based on the outcome of written examinations," and the judge named Sotomayor then turns-round and cancels the promotion of those men who legally-passed the exam, the judge is NOT enforcing the law. Or interpreting the law as written. They are arbitrarily acting with no reason or rationality, except their own desires to make law from the bench.

      Scalia may very well be an asshole, but at least he reads and judges based upon what law the Congress passed. Sotomayor does not. She admitted it during her testimony.

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    76. Re:not sure by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      To be fair the Saiga is really a scary (or cool depending on your perspective) looking shotgun. Although the Saiga being prohibited may have more to do with the detachable mag and mag capacity.

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    77. Re:not sure by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Can't you sue them for more than the actual damages? Say... damages + money lost taking the day + court fees + lawyer fees etc.?

    78. Re:not sure by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Yeah don't let the RCMP know, they'll want to ban it like some other guns because it "looks scary."

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    79. Re:not sure by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Seriously someone should do a Kennedy on him."

      Turning him into an fat drunk might not help much.

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    80. Re:not sure by Mashiki · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You do realize that it takes 4 private sector employees to pay for 1 public sector employee in Canada right? So just tell me something, how do you turn around and cause a recession by reducing the overhead of the biggest tax grab on the average person.

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    81. Re:not sure by Qzukk · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but your example is terrible. We already have other ways of creating companies (such as partnerships) and these companies can be sued just fine. The only thing corporations bring to the table is that mommy government protects the people involved from losing everything they own when they do billions of dollars of damages to the environment or sign a bunch of contracts that say they'll pay trillions of dollars to people if housing prices go down or they pay themselves big bonuses and forget to leave enough in the account to pay the bills.

      In exchange for this protection we get to listen to a bunch of whiners cry about "double taxation" on the income that this "person" pays them.

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    82. Re:not sure by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Risk and Reward.

      For a Class action suit, you suffer little risk and your reward is often just a few bucks. The company though has the big fine to pay... And guess what they will find any excuse not to pay it. So all in all no big deal. Winning a class action suit gets big presses, however really doesn't help anything.

      Small Claims court, yes the victim takes some more risk, however they will get much more of a reward and chances are they will get paid is much higher.

      Also for class action suites you get a lot of people who weren't really affected joining in, just because the risk was so low.

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    83. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they could own property and be sued. You can put it into law that they can do that. But to find a constitutional basis for that is absurd. Scalia and Thomas, of all people, who claim to divine oritinal intent should realize that the "founding fathers" (don't like that term) could have written in corporations explicitly but did not. So fine, pass a law allowing property rights. In ATT vs. FCC, ATT lost as corporations can't have feelings but the fact that this had to be ruled on is silly.

    84. Re:not sure by Mabhatter · · Score: 2

      The Supreme Court can certainly say that a PRIVATE contract cannot overrule a Constitutional RIGHT. The US Constitution clearly says a person has a RIGHT to a trial in court over their matter, hence the creation of small claims court.

      The court would not have been "creating" any law.

      On a side note, the Supreme Court can only REACT to CASES files by the EXECUTIVE branch. Congress can make unconstitutional laws all day, but if they are not ENFORCED SCOUS cannot TOUCH them! A LOT of things are going on the court can't deal with because DAs drop or plead cases they know the court will overturn. So WHEN they get a chance to rule, they tend to make BIG changes.. Which is why their decisions are so important.

    85. Re:not sure by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      That Supreme Court ruling is not actually applicable to this as that applied to a contract that people actually signed. This is an attempt to do the same thing using a EULA. I think that that becomes a completely different ballgame. Especially when you consider that there has been no Supreme Court ruling on the subject and that district court rulings are in conflict.
      Of course, I am not much of a fan of class-action lawsuits considering that their main purpose is to transfer money from the hands of consumers to the hands of lawyers.

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    86. Re:not sure by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Not generally in small claims court. I believe most states limit damages to actual damages in small claims courts. You are generally also not allowed to have a lawyer.

    87. Re:not sure by tbannist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      According to Wikipedia's page on the Florida Election Recount, in a state wide recount, Gore would have won. Additionally, the New York Times determined that poor ballot design cost Gore a little over 8000 votes, which is a big difference when Bush's victory margin was 537. In percentage terms Bush's victory margin was 0.009% of the Florida vote.

      Now Gore had not (yet) asked for a state wide recount, although the Florida director of his campaign has said that they were about to request one when the Supreme Court ruling came down staying the recounts.

      There facts seem clear that Gore should have won Florida and the presidency.

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    88. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So unless there is a law on the books that says that you can't put a clause preventing the signatory party from engaging in Class Action suites in a binding agreement, then how can any Court rule that you can't?

      Because that's not the same thing as creating a law. Contracts/EULAs are usually legally enforced. They can't magically make it possible that you can't sue someone (unless they say it's possible for a company to take away that right).

    89. Re:not sure by Microlith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All of this is utter nonsense, quite frankly, and persists for no good reason (and keeping lawyers employed is not a good reason.) If there's ever been an entity where it is not merely acceptable but utterly essential to mark as being subhuman, it is the corporation.

      It should be for corporations the inverse as it is for actual humans in this country: while people are free to do as they wish unless explicitly prohibited, corporations should not be able to do anything unless explicitly permitted. Otherwise they abuse the rights we as citizens have and eventually leverage that confusion (and other associated nonsense) to even greater heights of power above actual people.

    90. Re:not sure by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I don't know, was there ever a time that class action lawsuits didn't help the defendant more than the plaintiff anyway?

      "As part of the settlement, you will all receive a 10% off coupon for your next purchase of a Windows operating system, and a free bumper sticker with the words "I think Microsoft is AWESOME!" inscribed upon it."

      Yeah, I know the lawyers get their cut, but that's almost the cost of a marketing campaign anyway.

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    91. Re:not sure by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It may well depend on what state you live in.

      Personally, the better option would be to just not bother with Windows 8, and demand a refund (or if the OEM allows it, demand a non-Windows 8 preload). If Microsoft refuses to refund your money, take them to small claims court for that refund.

      I wonder though - can an enterprising lawyer raise up a class-action lawsuit over the EULA clause itself?

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    92. Re:not sure by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to give that hypothesis a try. It's been quite a while since we've had a chance to.

      --Jeremy

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    93. Re:not sure by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I forgot to add in fees.

      In my state that would be another $25, which you will not get back.

      Class actions are perfect for this, otherwise companies would be sure to steal just a low enough number that most people would not bother to file suit.

    94. Re:not sure by GofG · · Score: 1

      This is nonsense (in North Carolina, anyway); I recently took someone to small claims court over $240. The judge ruled in my favor, and the other party had to pay my legal fees, court fees, and a sum of money towards my lost wages (though not a complete refund).

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    95. Re:not sure by orthancstone · · Score: 2

      Constitutionalist.

      In this case, Constitutionalist = moron.

      I realize there's a group of folks who believe the Founding Fathers were never wrong and can never be questioned, but consider this: Those Founding Fathers would be ashamed to see intelligent officials (like Supreme Court Justices) that refuse to use their own capable minds to decide if something needs a fresh interpretation for a specific time and place.

      I agree with listening to the Founding Fathers. When officials in a country far away could not adequately represent their needs due to lack of knowledge of what said needs were, they decided to separate and govern themselves. I would imagine they'd agree that men who made governing decisions two and a half centuries prior to now might be lacking in knowledge of all current circumstances and thus would be poor representatives in certain judgments. They did a damn good job for the majority of judgments, but they sure did not have the prescience needed to have all the answers for every potential judgment that would come around.

    96. Re:not sure by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      All justices, judges, and magistrates accept that corporations are legal persons. This is neither surprising, nor debatable, and is a fundamental part of Common Law tradition.

      No, it's not. Common law tradition said the exact OPPOSITE, that only actual persons could be sued, and thus limited liability corporations could NOT. It was only since the rise of large LLCs in the 19th century that specific laws were passed to prevent this abuse by defining a limited "legal personhood" for corporations.

    97. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except the recent Supreme Court case didn't.

      The Federal Arbitration Act (FAA) puts arbitration agreements on equal footing as other contractual provisions. Its purpose was to overcome traditional judicial hostility to arbitration agreements. Prior to its enactment in the 1920's, arbitration agreements were rarely enforced in court. The FAA is codified at 9 U.S.C. 1, et seq. One notable exception to enforcement of arbitration agreements is that they may be deemed unenforceable for any reason that a contract or contract provision may generally be found unenforceable under state law grounds. 9 U.S.C. 2. Examples of state law contract defenses are duress, illusory promise, lack of consideration, impossibility, and unconscionability.

      Courts have often refused to enforce arbitration agreements in the consumer context if they found them to be unconscionable. This includes arbitration agreements which waive class actions or class arbitrations and mandate individual pursuit of claims.

      What the Supreme Court ruled on in AT&T Mobility, LLC v. Concepcion, 131 S.Ct. 1740 (2011), was whether a bright-line rule mandating that all arbitration agreements where class actions were waived be found unconscionable (known as the Discover Bank Rule after a case in California). The Supreme Court held that class action waivers did not automatically make arbitration agreements unconscionable. The emphasis is on "automatically." Instead, the Supreme Court essentially required that each arbitration agreement be reviewed on a case by case basis.

      The deciding factor in the ruling appeared to be the generous terms that AT&T provided consumers. AT&T offered to pay all attorney's fees for both sides, as well as filing fees and the arbitrator's fee. In addition, AT&T agreed that if the arbitrator rule against it, any damage award would be trebled automatically. In short, consumers could arbitrate disputes with AT&T with aid of an attorney on AT&T's dime - even small dollar disputes. And AT&T was essentially consenting to punitive damages on all awards. As a result, consumers could successfully pursue any and all claims against AT&T if they chose. I have a strong feeling, however, that if the arbitration agreement were not so generous, then the Supreme Court would have ruled differently.

    98. Re:not sure by mpe · · Score: 1

      Class action lawsuits are nothing but a wealth stockpiling program for the 1%'ers that went to law school instead of Harvard Business. It doesn't help the consumer "class" that gets nothing but a coupon, while the lawyers make millions.

      I can't understand how such suits are not also an advantage for the defendant. Since they only have one case, in one jurisdiction, to deal with. As opposed to possibly thousands of cases. At the very least they would need to send someone to lots of courts to avoid losing by default.

    99. Re:not sure by optimism · · Score: 1

      Jefferson was our second most intelligent president (estimated IQ of 160). We should listen to him

      Indeed.

      Jefferson also wrote that the a rebellion every 20 years was necessary for the health of a sound government, and that the constitution should be revisited and revised every 19 or 20 years.

      It is no coincidence that the federal reserve banking cartel relegated his image to the oddball $2 bill. ;)

    100. Re:not sure by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      As the article relates, if it were up to Scalia, he would interpret laws based on the state of the country in 1789, not as things exist now. Which is what this country needs, someone who thinks things should be frozen in time, never changing and kept as they were.

      Close...but no cigar.

      It should be interpreted as it is currently written.

      If you want to have things 'change with the times', there is a method for that...amendments!

      That is the proper method by which you keep the constitution from being frozen in time, but the Justices ARE supposed to interpret it as currently written.

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    101. Re:not sure by mpe · · Score: 1

      Not generally in small claims court. I believe most states limit damages to actual damages in small claims courts. You are generally also not allowed to have a lawyer.

      Which is probably a bigger problem for a corporation than it is for an individual...

    102. Re:not sure by sg_oneill · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wonder though - can an enterprising lawyer raise up a class-action lawsuit over the EULA clause itself?

      If you havent clicked "Accept", for sure.

      Lawyers can't write laws, only contracts, and even then this whole court nullification business tends to be treated as *VERY* fishy by the courts.

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    103. Re:not sure by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      FYI: The Supreme Court exists to INTERPRET LAW, not to create it. So unless there is a law on the books that says that you can't put a clause preventing the signatory party from engaging in Class Action suites in a binding agreement, then how can any Court rule that you can't?

      I dunno. Most countries have something they call a "bill of rights", or "constitution" where they usualy put things like "nobody will be denied access to Justice". I don't know how it is in the US.

    104. Re:not sure by antdude · · Score: 1

      Watch out for his throwing chairs force power!

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    105. Re:not sure by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Those Founding Fathers would be ashamed to see intelligent officials (like Supreme Court Justices) that refuse to use their own capable minds to decide if something needs a fresh interpretation for a specific time and place.

      No, I don't think they would....they would wonder why, if things needed changing per the changing times...that the people and their representatives hadn't moved in the fashion proscribed by the Founding Fathers...and amended the Constitution as needed?

      It isn't up the the SCOTUS to change the Constitution...it is to be changed by the Amendment system, and then...SCOTUS will rule future cases based on that version of the amended constitution.

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    106. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, you are allowed to have a lawyer they just may not speak for you; and the judge really doesn't like it if you refer to your lawyer after they ask you a question, IOW they can't lawyer stuff.

    107. Re:not sure by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Why are corporations people? Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued.

      That's nonsense. It could easily be that a corporation could own property or be sued without being a person. We can see that from the fact that corporations are not actually people.

      Instead of redefining corporations as people with constitutional rights, just redefine lawsuits as being something you could do to people OR corporations.

    108. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So sayeth the person who never lived in an are with strong mafia presence. A show trial where you can speak out is better than that.

    109. Re:not sure by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When you can put a corporation in prison for life or better yet, publicly execute it, then we can start talking.

      Actually, you can do both (if any judge would have the cojones to actually do it):

      Analogue to imprisonment? We got options:

      * Legally require a company to fire its executive employees (from the CxOs down to VP level or so) minus any severance or other compensation, and replace them with new hires from outside the company, and approved by a court trustee.
        -or-
      * Require that all stock trading in the company (we'll call it "CORP") be suspended for n years.
      -or-
      * Require all stock holders of CORP to pay a fine of x% of the aggregate value, with all trading on CORP frozen at the time of verdict. If you own 100 shares of stock of CORP at $10/share, and the fine is 10%, you then, personally, owe the court $100.00. Hedge/mutual finds are treated the same way. What, not fair? Well, you're a shareholder, you partially own the company, you are therefore partially responsible, in proportion to your holdings. Suck it down and use your head the next time you buy stock.

      Analogue to the death penalty? No problem:

      Revoke any and all corporate charters. Terminate all positions outside of whatever you absolutely need to handle the corporation until all assets are sold. Put the assets up for public auction. Dissolve the value of any existing stock to $0.00, with no compensation given. The sale, jobs, etc. are supervised by a court-appointed trustee until the final asset is sold or destroyed.

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    110. Re:not sure by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Informative

      > All justices, judges, and magistrates accept that corporations are legal persons. This is neither surprising, nor debatable, and is a fundamental part of Common Law tradition.

      Total nonsense. Corporations became legal persons OVER time.

      Date Decision, Legal Right Affirmed
      1889 "Minneapolis and St. L. R. Co. v. Beckwith", Right for judicial review on state legislation
      1893 "Noble v. Union River Logging R. Col", Right for judicial review for rights infringement by federal legislation
      1906 "Hale v. Henkel", Protection "against unreasonable searches and seizures (4th)
      1908 "Armour Packing C. v. United States", Right to trial by jury (6th)
      1922 "Pennsylvania Coal Co. V. Mahon", Right to compensation for government takings
      1962 "Fong Foo v. United States", Right to freedom from double jeopardy (5th)
      1970 "Ross v. Bernhard", Right to trial by jury in civil case (7th)
      1976 "Virginia Pharmacy Board v. Virginia Consumer Council)", Right to free speech for purely commercial speech (1st)
      1978 "First National Bank of Boston v. Bellotti", Right to corporate political speech (1st)
      1986 "Pacific Gas and Electric Company v. Public Utility Commn of California", Right against coerced speech (1st)
      Reference:
      http://cnx.org/content/m17314/latest/

      Also see:
      http://www.thecorporation.com/index.cfm?page_id=314
      Specificaly, "The Corporation complete film transcript (PDF)"
      http://hellocoolworld.com/files/TheCorporation/Transcript_finalpt1%20copy.pdf
      http://hellocoolworld.com/files/TheCorporation/Transcript_finalpt2%20copy.pdf

      > Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued.
      At one time in America they couldn't OWN other corporations. This limited the collateral damage they could do. This was a GOOD thing.

      > Let's have a hypothetical.
      The fact that OWNERS wanted to separate their liability is based on thing: Greed.

      Corporations pay no death tax (estate tax) because corporations NEVER die. That fact right there is a HUGE problem. It slowly strips the wealth (power) out of individuals and consolidates it -- total anathema to the original intent of State and Federal separation and balance of power.

      It would behoove you to watch "The Corporation"

    111. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Begun the superfluous Star Wars quotes have!

    112. Re:not sure by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      I thought traitors were hanged, not shot.

      Being hanged for treason usually requires being convicted of treason.
      A SCJ could just appeal to himself then dismiss the case.


      And yes, I do know that they're not allowed to preside over a trial against themselves

    113. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Steve Job was the one that wears the dark helmet. Did Darth Ballmer now get the dark helmet?

    114. Re:not sure by Altrag · · Score: 1

      corporations should not be able to do anything unless explicitly permitted

      Errr, that's going a little too far. Innovation thrives on breaking the rules.

      What's needed is some oversight applied when such innovation affects things like the global economy or national health (as in smoking or fast food.)

      There's lots of people with the foresight to see these problems coming before they're unstoppable, and there's a good number of people with the power to do something about them. Unfortunately its fairly rare that both traits are embodied in the same person.

      And with the past few decades, the US in particular has pushed harder and harder for less regulation and oversight. I even saw one /. poster a few days ago suggest that market failures are caused by oversight and that deregulating everything would somehow stop greedy people (/"people") from trying to fuck everyone over for a little short-term profit.

      Not to suggest that there isn't plenty of bad regulations laying around, but blind faith in capitalism is just as stupid as blind faith in communism. Extremes of any type rarely hold up in our world, and that includes the realm of economic policy.

    115. Re:not sure by westlake · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh wait, he was one of the (ahem, so called) justices that ruled that corporations are people

      Corporate Personhold is at least two hundred years old in American law.

      Since at least Dartmouth College v. Woodward (1819), the U.S. Supreme Court has recognized corporations as having the same rights as natural persons to contract and to enforce contracts.

      In Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad, 118 U.S. 394 (1886), the Supreme Court noted in dicta in a headnote that corporations as persons for the purposes of the Fourteenth Amendment. In a headnote --- not part of the opinion --- the reporter noted that the Chief Justice began oral argument by stating, "The court does not wish to hear argument on the question whether the provision in the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution, which forbids a State to deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws, applies to these corporations. We are all of the opinion that it does."

      The basis for allowing corporations to assert protection under the U.S. Constitution is that they are organizations of people, and that people should not be deprived of their constitutional rights when they act collectively. In this view, treating corporations as "persons" is a convenient legal fiction that allows corporations to sue and to be sued, provides a single entity for easier taxation and regulation, simplifies complex transactions that would otherwise involve, in the case of large corporations, thousands of people, and that protects the individual rights of the shareholders as well as the right of association.

      Corporations as persons

    116. Re:not sure by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I thought traitors were hanged, not shot.

      Being hanged for treason usually requires being convicted of treason. A SCJ could just appeal to himself then dismiss the case. And yes, I do know that they're not allowed to preside over a trial against themselves

      I'd like to think that but, after many recent events, I seriously doubt that any of the current SC justices would recuse themselves in such a case.

    117. Re:not sure by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man argument, nobody is arguing corporations should not be able to own property.

      I am troubled that so many companies are so tightly aligned with their management while being disconnected from their true owners or shareholders, for example facebook.

    118. Re:not sure by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Actually, it'll be sponsored by Carl's Jr. and Brawndo. Maybe Starbucks.

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    119. Re:not sure by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      It's held up too well in the US. Fortunately, something like this is unthinkable in the EU.

      Too bad americans are still stuck with pretty limited consumer protection laws, in general. Or at the very least an attitude that allows this kind of crap to make its way into a EULA.

    120. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state legislatures ceased to be a check against the central government when we collectively told them that they could no longer appoint Senators. While it might sound nice that we the people control the representatives in both national level houses of congress, I think this was a mistake and the states turning into the glorified counties we have today was the predictable result.

    121. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unrealistic scenario. As soon as the corporation value reached a certain point, Alice would sell all the assets and leave with all the money.

    122. Re:not sure by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      I don't know anything about Scalia personally, and this matter has nothing to do with his personal life. This has to do with his ruling, which you pointed out is ALREADY HANDLED BY THE LOWER COURTS at the Court's discretion.

      So it is presently entirely possible for someone to accept the EULA and subsequently file a Class Action Claim against Microsoft. The jurist presiding over the matter could side with the plaintiff and allow the Class Action Case to Procede.

      In my mind, Scalia ruled fairly. He took into account existing laws and sided with the law, not seeking to set precedent that would tamper with existing law or jurisprudence

    123. Re:not sure by psydeshow · · Score: 1

      But surely the court would be more clogged by N thousand individual cases than by a single class action with (the same) N thousand plaintiffs.

      My thoughts exactly.

      If you got a savvy legal team together and pre-drafted all of the necessary paperwork, shared discovery materials via web, and crowdsourced case strategy, individuals could use their own lawyers to file identical lawsuits against the company in multiple jurisdictions. What a frickin' mess that would be!

    124. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Originally, corporations existed with limited privileges under the law, such as the ability to own property and enter contracts; they did so on behalf of their owners, and provided a liability firewall for the owners in all but rare instances.

      That didn't mean corporations were people, with the rights of human beings. Your scenario misses that history, and a return to it would greatly enhance our current economic, political and social life.

    125. Re:not sure by Altrag · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem with any of those is that they affect J.Random employee far more than they affect the people who actually caused the problems. Firing the entire executive staff? Well they'll have a temper tantrum over losing their huge bonus for the year, but chances are they've already got more banked than us average people earn in a lifetime so while they might not like it, it won't particularly harm them unless they've been totally stupid with their money.

      On the other hand, a full corporate shakeup rarely bodes well for the folk in the trenches. The odd few lucky ones might get promotions, but for the vast majority of any decently large corporation, the best they can hope for is status quo. And more than likely they'll at least be reassigned if not outright laid off.

      Same goes for slapping shareholders around. The big guys (the ones you really want to hurt) will just shrug it off and hide the loss behind a hedge fund. The people you'll actually hurt are the people with $10-20k in a retirement fund that they're trying to grow. The stock market is already pretty stacked against anyone who can't do sub-millisecond trading, there's no reason to add even more of a burden on those people. Stopping trading all together in particular would be a fairly horrible thing to do (the stock price would be tanking and they wouldn't even be able to bail on it.)

      I could see fining shareholders as a little less painful -- especially if you limited it to only fining people with more than say, 5% (or even 1%) stock in the company. That would protect the little guys who are just trying their luck, while still applying some damages to the people who have enough say that they should at least be getting heard even if the board/CEO ignores them.

      And for your extreme "death penalty" case. That's probably never going to fly. We already refuse to let corporations die of their own free will (see: $700b bailout and "too big to fail" actions) so the chance that we'd go out and kill them off ourselves is pretty damned small. And with good reason. Killing off a patent troll that has 3 employees and a small novel full of consulting lawyers probably won't hurt the world too much, but killing off a major industrial manufacturer can easily dispense with thousands or even tens of thousands of jobs. Again, its the little guy working the lines who gets really fucked, and they don't have any say in these matters -- they're just trying to provide for themselves and their family.

      Penalizing corporations is, generally speaking, a pretty difficult thing to do. Even without the "corporations are people" concept, the fact of the matter is that the people who have enough power to make serious decisions are also the least likely people to be seriously injured (financially..) when the shit hits the fan.

      I've got no idea how to deal with that. I can't even suggest some sort of utopia where corporations don't exist, because there are many aspects of the modern world that simply couldn't be done without the kind of resources that a Ford or a General Electric can bring to the table. The government could fill in somewhat, but rampant communism hasn't exactly proven itself to be a shining beacon of hope and prosperity.

    126. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, corporations already ARE prohibited from doing anything not explicitly laid out in their charter.

      It's just that nearly every corporation declares that their intended activity is any activity legal under the laws of the State in which they're incorporated, and State Departments of Commerce have proven themselves by track record to be okay with that.

    127. Re:not sure by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Actually, the best option is to edit the EULA before agreeing to it. One sided contracts are not contracts.

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    128. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      California law states you cannot sign away your rights to litigation.

      So such EULA's are non-binding in California.

      IBM tried something simuliar in the 90's when it laid off a bunch of workers who were close to retirement. Made them sign agreements when they accepted much lower settlements that they would not file litigation for more severance (even though many lost their retirements benefits by forced early retirement). Many people signed the documents because they needed to feed themselves and their families. The former employees still joined a class action suit. IBM tried to have it dismissed stating these people signed earlier agreements stating they would not file litigation. CA courts squashed IBM's move for dismissal stating that no one can be barred from filing litigation.

    129. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I Speak, and I hear, and I see no evil,
      I carry no malice upon my breast.
      But short of wishing a man to the Devil,
      one may be permitted to hope for the best.

    130. Re:not sure by Quila · · Score: 1

      I think the reasonable approach is that corporations should have certain aspects of personhood necessary for them to function, in accordance with the public good. This should not be carried forward to the logical extreme that a corporation should have every single right of an actual citizen. Next thing you know, they'll be able to directly vote.

    131. Re:not sure by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Anyone without a criminal record and $80 can get a RPAT. Add in range fees, and the cost of your gun ... I'm not seeing the problem. Unless you're a criminal, and even then, I'm not seeing the problem.

      Actually you're just kind of missing my point. But that's okay, getting a RPAT isn't a problem. It's the convoluted mess of the RPAT then restricted system on top, then the provinces deciding to do their own thing that's all willy-nilly half-assed. I'm happier with my bow though. Take a look at Toronto for example, it's a pain in the backside to find a range in the city now, it's a pain to find a range in a lot of places in southern ontario, because of the provincial government. Though when I was in Alberta? Not a problem.

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    132. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You mean the courts frown on contracts that circumvent courts? Surely not. If judges and politicians weren't lawyers it probably wouldn't even be legal.

    133. Re:not sure by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      If a law says, "Promotion of fire fighters shall be determined based on the outcome of written examinations," and the judge named Sotomayor then turns-round and cancels the promotion of those men who legally-passed the exam, the judge is NOT enforcing the law. Or interpreting the law as written. They are arbitrarily acting with no reason or rationality, except their own desires to make law from the bench.

      Just to clarify, Justice Sotomayor ruling was concerning New Haven's motion to disregard the outcome of the exams due to there being a disproportionate number of white firemen passing the exams. She and another appellate judged ruled that since no one was promoted then no civil rights were violated. A technicality that completely ignores the spirit of the 1964 Civil Right Act.

      Thankfully her decision was overturned by SCOTUS. Unfortunately, she was appointed to SCOTUS.

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    134. Re:not sure by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      The real argument should corporations be artificial people with all the rights of natural people

      But not all the obligations.

      If I'm not mistaken, there was a ruling, not long ago, that prevented corporations for being held liable for crimes against humanity.

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    135. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are corporations people? Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued.

      I must be missing something fundamental here, because I see no reason why corporations should be entitled to the inalienable rights of humans (things like free speech) when clearly they are not human. You example is a false dilemma; why can we not treat corporations as mere legal entities which have the ability to own property and be sued and so forth.

      Corporations are not people.

    136. Re:not sure by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      "Keep counting the vote until our guy wins - then the counting is over". Does it mean anything that the votes had been counted several times with the same results? Are you sure that the accuracy is getting better each time? After people are holding and playing with the chads each time? People who use criteria such as "When I consider a ballet I try to think about how this person really wanted to vote" - are they psychic?

    137. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why to you think that only people can own property and be sued?

      The courts, laws and property ownership are all human creations and they are the way people, collectively, decide to make/let them be.

      Not even all people are treated equally by the law. Not surprisingly, convicted criminals, infants, adults, bankrupts, foreigners and US citizens, all of them people, have different rights and responsibilities, according to the law and the courts. Given this, why would you think that corporations cannot be distinguished from people? And which sort of people are they?

      If corporation are people, they seem to me most like mentally incompetent sociopaths.

      Actually, corporations are mere bureaucracies. Some individuals (real people) may have awareness of what the corporations are doing and moral judgement as to whether it is right or wrong, but the corporations has nothing but indifferent policies and procedures all developed to maximize profits (or some other objective for non-profits). Most people working in corporations merely do their job, without any knowledge or understanding of what the corporation as a whole is doing. The corporation as a whole doesn't know or care about anything - it has no awareness - it is merely a mechanism.

      Are corporations people? In fact, they are not even vaguely like people. Do the courts give corporations many of the same rights as people? Unfortunately, they do, and a great cost to real people.

    138. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Corporations legally are treated as a single entity, but not a person. If they're a person, suddenly they have a helluva lot more rights than a simple corporation would have. A corporation should be treated to a lot more scrutiny than an individual person, because it is effectively a shield for a group of people to hide behind..it has been exploited in the past, is being exploited now, and will be exploited in the future. The issue is that the top management can do damn near anything and get away with it, as we've seen. Stick a knife to someone and rob them for $20 and you'll get hard time, but defraud a group of investors out of millions and all you'll get is some raised eyebrows unless you happen to be a single person working alone, then you'll get hard time.

      There's proven instances where someone in a corporate power structure has ordered something illegal and had it traced back to them, only for a fine to be levied on the company with no actual legal consequences for the person that ordered it.

    139. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have your minor children click through the agreements - not binding then....

      I've been *teaching* my children to install software... :)

    140. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In British Columbia small claims court you can have a lawyer, but you cannot tack on your legal fees onto the amount of your claim. I.E. you have to pay the full cost of your own lawyer, which given how much lawyers charge for time in court would likely be far more than you could possibly win in small claims court.

    141. Re:not sure by J053 · · Score: 2

      According to USA Today, NY Times, and other papers that performed independent ballot counts (using multiple methods), it would not have mattered if the SCOTUS had allowed Florida to continue counting. Bush beat Gore by ~1000 votes, mainly because of the western republican counties. Therefore Bush would have had FL's electoral votes and won.

      Actually, it was mainly because Jeb Bush (Florida governor and GWB's brother) and Kathleen Harris (Florida Secretary of State - in charge of voting - and GWB's Florida campaign manager) purged over 180,000 people from the voter rolls just before the election - supposedly for being convicted felons. Turns out that these voters were predominately black or hispanic, and most of them turned out not to have been felons (some misdemeanor convictions, but you don't lose the right to vote for that).

    142. Re:not sure by stinerman · · Score: 1

      I'm not too bothered by it all. As a wise man once said, I don't mind if I have to pay, so long as the people who've been pocketing my premiums also have to pay. Of course that was about insurance, but the same principle applies.

      I don't care if I get anything out of it, just as long as the cocksuckers have to pay.

    143. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forgot to add in fees.

      In my state that would be another $25, which you will not get back.

      In my province, and the other Canadian provinces with which I am familiar, the loser in small claims court (automatically?) pays the fees for filing the petition and serving notice on the respondent (on the order of $100 IIRC).

    144. Re:not sure by Jumperalex · · Score: 1

      No he uses his unique interpretation of the Constitution. As for referencing the laws of foreign countries ... so what? So long as those laws would be considered constitutional within 2 stddev of the accepted definition then what is the problem? Yes, the subtext here is that I do not think Scalia is often within 2 stddevs of the accepted defintion of constituational.

      Beyond that, referencing foreign laws can also be reworded as, referenced laws already contemplated by other learned legislators and legal scholars with similar world views (ie individual liberty, freedom from oppression etc). Unless of course she is referencing Syrian Law or other similar locale; I don't think she is. It is called Jurisprudence and she is casting a wider net than simply the 50 states as any worthy legal scholar should. Without doing so you risk the opposite problem you are impliying ... that is ... failure to look at laws in other countries that have gone bad means you risk making the same mistake. Of course my implication is that a failure to look at laws that have worked out means you are blind to solutions and denying yourself evidence withwhich to make a decision.

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    145. Re:not sure by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      I would rather know the company had to pay out for its transgressions then let them get away with it, even if I do not get the money.

      That means you are paying extra for services so that ambulance-chasing lawyers can get rich. Ever read those stupid labels that tells you not to do things with a product that any idiot would know is dangerous? Yea, you pay for that, too. Companies know they have to pay off these shysters, and they'll come after them looking for a payoff whether the company or their product or service was really at fault or not.

      So you're part of the problem.

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    146. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Jayson Blair was on that recount board for the NYT. Regardless, it's full of shit.

    147. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. Class action lawsuits are nothing but a wealth stockpiling program for the 1%'ers that went to law school instead of Harvard Business.

      You see, you are filtering your understanding of class action suits through your own prism of greed. Class action lawsuits aren't about "get rich quick" schemes (apparently, that's what patents are for). They are about allowing for a manner of recourse in which a wildly underpowered group (private citizens) can gain equal representation against overpowered groups (corporations). No (reasonably intelligent) person joining a class-action suit does it with the belief that they are going to get rich. They want civil justice. Sometimes the awards allow for payouts that exceed the cost of prosecuting the case, but usually not.

      Do class action suits sometimes put companies out of business? Yep. And they damn well should, since that is the point. Don't be evil (because you are afraid to get the dog snot sued out of you if you are). Want to put class action lawyers out of business? Behave.

    148. Re:not sure by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      Example: In the U.K. you can be held by law enforcement for 30 days before being charged with a crime. In the U.S. you can be held by law enforcement for 48 hours. So you would be OK with Ginsberg saying "Because this is legal in the U.K., it should be legal in the U.S.?" How about China's one-child policy? Ginsberg: "Since this policy works in China, I think it should be legal here."

      It's not about whether or not laws work. It has everything to do with the simple fact that the (Canadian, British, French, etc.) Constitution was not ratified by any of the 50 states. Therefore it has no legal standing here on American soil. Ginsberg doesn't look at foreign law and say "that's a good idea," she says "This is the law in such-and-such-country and therefore is the law here." HUGE difference.

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    149. Re:not sure by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Wow. Reading comprehension FAIL. Read your own link:

      Although the NORC study was not primarily intended as a determination of which candidate "really won", analysis of the results, given the hand counting of machine-uncountable ballots due to various types of voter error, indicated that they would lead to differing results.

      And later:

      The results of the study showed that had the limited county by county recounts requested by the Gore team been completed, Bush would still have been the winner of the election. However, the study also showed that the result of a statewide recount of all disputed ballots could have been different.

      The things we actually learn from Florida in 2000 are: (1) There was no clear winner; (2) Using the method Bush favored would probably lead to a Gore victory, while using the method Gore favored would probably lead to a Bush victory; and (3) Al Gore is a whiny crybaby who kept demanding the votes be recounted until he won.

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    150. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the UK at least contract law forbids you from signing away statutory rights

      In Canada too.

      It seems that in the US, there is a federal statute which says that the contract can mandate dispute arbitration. It further seems that the US Supreme Court has ruled that this federal statute takes precedence over the California statute that says that such a contract condition is unconscionable.

      So in the US, when you sign away your right to go to court, you are not signing away your statutory right, because you do not have that statutory right.

    151. Re:not sure by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

      Its an instant blow to the jobs market for which there is no "the free market will save us!" solution. People will lose their houses, an already soft housing market will crash altogether in some places. Construction companies start closing their doors because of it. Car sales go down, everything decreases. So-called tax "overhead" from the government actually turns into a very elaborate wealth redistribution system that partially drives the economy.

      No, deficit spending is not good. Yes there is a happy medium. We've had that happy medium in Canada for years. Why would you try to fix something that isn't broken?

      There is one simple answer: You wouldn't. Harper is doing this purely for his own and his rich friends benefit.

      Large companies do not spend their tax savings. Its a proven fact. If you believe otherwise you are deluding yourself.

      The reason for these cuts are the tax cuts that Harper IS CONTINUING to put into place that are costing the country over 4 billion year over year in revenue since the GST tax cut in 07, and an additional 6 billion per year in tax cuts since he got his majority government, and that figure is growing. The entire current deficit is due to Harpers tax cuts and guess what? The corporations aren't making new jobs. They're spending the money to off shore jobs. Why the hell do some Canadians continue to support this fraud of a government?

      We are seeing the country sold down the river so fast that its actually alarming.

    152. Re:not sure by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Why are corporations people? Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued.

      The second does not follow from the first. You can easily make a legal system which allows suing corporations without calling them legal persons. It was just laziness that prevented doing a copy of existing laws followed by s/person/corporation/g on one copy.

      I am not saying that it is necessarily a good idea to split the laws up like that, but it is certainly possible.

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    153. Re:not sure by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      IANAL and I don't know for sure. Thank god I didn't have a need to find out either. My understanding, however, is that when you are signing a contract you basically agree to accept the result of arbitration either.

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    154. Re:not sure by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Standard form contracts, not shrink-wrap agreements. In fact, as far as I know, shrink-wrap agreements in general have never been upheld in court.

    155. Re:not sure by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Not sure when this law came into effect, but I do remember around 1995 or so that I was asked to sign an agreement before taking a job interview that I would waive my rights under a certain specified California law. It was just so blatantly obvious too, not even in fine print.

      Similarly I've been asked at some jobs to sign arbitration agreements in return for being able to take stock options. And I turned them down. These arbitration agreements all translate to "we will win, you will lose" (ie, if they lose the agreement allows for new arbitration and shopping around, and both parties splitting the costs, until either the rich company or the poor ex employee runs out of money, whichever comes first). I've never seen an arbitration agreement that looked remotely fair.

    156. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>...I also like this one. People are aware of the checks-and-balances between the 3 branches, but forget that that People's State legislatures are ALSO a check against central government: "...when all government... in little as in great things, shall be drawn to Washington as the centre of all power, it will render powerless the checks provided of one government on another and will become as venal and oppressive as the government from which we separated."

      -Thomas Jefferson, 1821

      I like that one too. Unfortunately, the 17th amendment removed that very important load-bearing member of the constitution.

    157. Re:not sure by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The problem is that corporations are people. So for the issue of free speech for example, should not the board of directors and executives be allowed the right as human beings to express their views even if they do this collectively? I don't like the ability of corporations with such deep pockets to do this but I don't see any legal rationale to prevent it.

      Similarly, let's say the rules on search and seizure of property requiring warrants, these should apply to companies and corporations also. The government should not have to right to just walk into a building and take stuff as that violates the rights of the owners of those buildings (who are humans protected under the constitution).

    158. Re:not sure by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The problem is when laws contradict or disagree with each other. You can not look at the one law independently of all other laws.

    159. Re:not sure by DM9290 · · Score: 2

      Alice, Bob, and Charlie are working together in a Corporation, ACME. Now, ACME is not a person, so someone has to own all the assets that would otherwise belong communally to ACME, and the three decide that Alice should be the person of record for ownership of materials.

      That is not necessary. All three can own the materials jointly. Just as all 3 could own ACME jointly. But lets say Alice owns it all, to fit with your hypothetical.

      Now, someone has to run the company and be on the line for any legal messes, and the three decide that Bob shall do the actual operations of the company, and direct Charlie in his work, while Alice just sits at home, and collects a paycheck just for not walking away with the money and property.

      As owner of property Alice is the one who decides everything. And she is effectively the employer. Bob is not paying her a paycheck, but rather she is paying Bob a paycheck. On the other hand if all 3 co-owned the assets then they would be partners and none of them are employees.

      The burden of proving who is responsible for Charlie dumping toxic waste does not shift depending on whether he works for a corporation or a non-corporation.

      Derick sues and throws Charlie into bankruptcy with the tort finding, while Alice continues to maintain all the company assets that have not been touched,

      By your scenario, Alice OWNS the toxic chemicals. Ultimately she is responsible for ensuring they are disposed of safely. She can't avoid liability simply by giving Bob the responsibility and then Bob hiring Charlie to dump it illegally.

      Also by your scenario Charlie and Bob were in effect 1/3 owner of the assets and those assets are not protected simply by signing over ownership to Alice while Bob and Charlie continue to use them. Any transfer of ownership that is done merely for the sake of protecting property from being properly forfeited to the victims of a wrongdoing does not have that effect. The transaction can be deemed by the courts to have been invalid under law.

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    160. Re:not sure by Zamphatta · · Score: 1

      I wish somebody would/could organize a massive switch to Linux or a *bsd (including Mac). That might send a message to Redmond? I don't know how somebody would organize something like that though. I'm not good at that kind of thing. I switched for good, last summer.

    161. Re:not sure by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      You mean like the US Federal Government has no power unless explicitly permitted? The 10th Amendment?

      Yeah, that's not going to fly.

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    162. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then allow for throwing them in 'jail' too...... Oh, so you failed to even implement the most basic safety-regulations and caused a person to die... Well, now you will be thrown in 'jail' and will be working for the government for the next 5-10 years.
       

    163. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the Founding Father's did consider that things might need a fresh interpretration. Hence the ability to amend the constitution.

    164. Re:not sure by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      As artificial constructs existing at the pleasure of the State, their protections and obligations should be spelled out differently from those of natural people. I understand that, for the most part, they are not, and this is simply a question of my belief on what should be theoretically.

      They are legal persons as a matter of expediency for the purposes of enforcing the law. There's no reason that they must be treated as people in areas where it creates impediments to the goals corporations were established to further.

      People like to argue that making such changes would violate the rights of actual people in certain regards. This could not be further from the truth. Incorporation is but one of a number of options for collective operation, and is only really required as a means of legal protection for the principles in an operation they cannot reasonably oversee all of (thus legitimately having a reason to limit their liability for actions performed by others). Organizations created for the purpose of engaging in protected activities collectively could easily have other guidelines for operation, but being able to limit liability legally is an enormous legal advantage that individuals do not easily have access to in engaging in their own private, protected activities.

      Granted, I have not explored some of the more complex intricacies of the "collective rights" arguments, so it's entirely possible there are important points I have not considered. I have a hard time believing that reasonable compromises could not be made which protect individual rights, assembly rights, and prevent wholesale purchasing of political power by massive entities. Who knows though, I could be entirely wrong and such changes could make things worse.

    165. Re:not sure by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Well, obviously the Commerce Clause explicitly permits everything. Since it permits everything, there's nothing left to reserve to the States or the People.

      If it's engaged in commerce, it falls under the Clause. If it's not, the lack of interaction in commerce affects commerce and falls under the Clause. End of story, according to SCOTUS.

      The Constitution now begins and ends with the Commerce Clause, with very limited exceptions.

    166. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO False dichotomy.

      Entities could own stuff: people own the entity and delegate responsibility according to some criteria, end of the problem.

      What you describe is a real problem, and corporate personhood does nothing to prevent it: de facto owners aka the banking system do what they please using middlemen called enterpreneurs, pulling strings called credit.

    167. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward or not, why was this modded -1? Worthwhile points were made. Even the personal attacks pretty much sum up my emotions on reading the parent post.

    168. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are corporations people?

      For no good reason.

      Because otherwise, they couldn't own property,

      The shareholders own a share in the property.

      and could not be sued.

      The shareholders could be collectively sued (for negligent or illegal oversight) and the employees could be collectively sued (for negligent or illegal actions).

      Corporate personhood causes misaligned incentives distorting the market. Shareholders should be responsible for their investment actions just as much as their employees are responsible. Shareholders can and should be sue-able.

      Your hypothetical applies whether or not corporate personhood existed.

    169. Re:not sure by mbone · · Score: 1

      You get Kangaroo Courts where the laws are made up to fit the ends of the Court.

      Which is exactly what we have now.

    170. Re:not sure by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      Where exactly do you expect those laid off to find work? Do you expect that work to be in Canada? Do you expect it to pay as well? Do you expect it to lie in their domain of expertise? Because if the answer to any of those questions is no for a significant number of people, then congratulations, your economy just got smaller, that is to say, there's a possible recession.

    171. Re:not sure by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      I think you'd have to prepare those operating systems for regular people first. But Windows 8 might actually do the job for you anyway. Not so much because of the EULA, but because of how different and limited it will seem compared to previous Windows versions.

    172. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to SCO!

    173. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One small pedantic correction to that: A clause that removes one of the statutory rights is null and void, the rest of the contract stands.

    174. Re:not sure by Jumperalex · · Score: 1

      No, you look at the 30 day and One Child policy and ask if the outcome of those are good not to mention constitutional. My point is you don't act like the rest of the world does not exist. You don't simply dismiss something because it is Not Invented Here(tm)

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    175. Re:not sure by N_Piper · · Score: 1

      INAL but I'm pretty sure you can't totally give up your right to a civil case (7th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution?) I've seen EULA where an Arbiter was the required first step.
      I know most EULA also have some sort of required Jurisdiction for disputes to be heard in, that usually isn't legal either, though on a local level.

    176. Re:not sure by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's a quote somewhere of Ballmer saying, "I will MAKE it legal".

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    177. Re:not sure by swalve · · Score: 1

      It's not a contract unless both parties agree to the terms. If you change the terms without giving them a chance to approve or disapprove, it won't hold up.

    178. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, start listing the rights you think corporations should have and then try listing special cases that those restricted rights would lead to. It is a slippery slope and pretty soon I think you will start to require corporations to have more and more rights so that you can enforce your special wishes for the special cases.

      Seriously, try it. It would make a very interesting research paper. Publish it and ask people for critical analysis to extend the rights. Let's settle the question. (I'd do it but I think the current state is appropriate so you would do a much better job because of your differing opinion.)

    179. Re:not sure by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that's rational. Class action law suits force a whole bunch of people to get 'justice' all at once and in most cases they get squat with the lions share going to the attorneys. I just got a settlement from a bank for over draft gouging for $21 which is about $300 short of the con game they played. If I'd opted out of that and took them to small claims I would have likely gotten a better deal. I of course find this out after I'd applied.

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    180. Re:not sure by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Try Quebec, or the prairies, they're in dire need of people. As for paying well? Well yes. Last time I looked, $30k above the median average($52k) was was a good paying job for a single income earner at a non-backbreaking job. "Public sector" work aka bureaucracy is not work that produces anything.

      Again, you believe that because it takes 4 people to employ 1 person that they're a benefit to everyone else. Instead of a drag to the other four people, who have less disposable income.

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    181. Re:not sure by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      It would behoove you to watch "The Corporation"

      It is good and will piss you off. The world will come to an end, but not in the biblical sense. The world will be run by corporations......oh, wait

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    182. Re:not sure by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      The problem is that corporations are people. So for the issue of free speech for example, should not the board of directors and executives be allowed the right as human beings to express their views even if they do this collectively? I don't like the ability of corporations with such deep pockets to do this but I don't see any legal rationale to prevent it.

      I'm right there with you up until I recall the ruling that money == speech and realize that if I were to give millions of dollars to a public official, I would be jailed for attempted bribery.

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    183. Re:not sure by Zmobie · · Score: 1

      Often times these EULAs are very blanketing and have broad wording covering things that they actually can't cover. Technically a EULA is not legally binding unless the law actually covers what they put in the agreement. There is nothing that explicitly says these are not binding, but these things that remove rights granted by the country usually get thrown out because they are ruled unconscionable. I had an at length discussion and lectures on this in my engineering ethics course I took in college. I think Wikipedia has a few examples of cases where half the EULA was thrown out because it was so one sided. I had a few examples from my notes, but those are on my laptop and a lot to go through.

    184. Re:not sure by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      "he is supposed to help by ensuring the law is applied fairly"

      That is incorrect. His job is to make sure the law is applied constitutionally.

      That's not true, and I wish that the priesthood of law could see straight. It is the job (and duty) of the executive to apply the law constitutionally. If that were the job of the judiciary, then they would be redundant.

      Yes, the judiciary does help a little to prevent run away executive authority, and yes, they need to operate within the constitutional framework. What they're actually there to do is to evaluate how the legal rubber meets the road; to ensure both the letter and spirit of the law; to think through the consequences of bad interpretations; to cut out loopholes and slap down bad actors. In short, to ensure a fair and predictable legal framework. They're not robots, nor should they be.

      (And yes, I realize our current judiciary rarely lives up to the ideal.)

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    185. Re:not sure by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

      These jobs aren't being lost to help the four people. They're being lost to directly benefit large corporations bottom lines. These cutbacks are a DIRECT result of Harper big business tax cuts.

      I've already explained this to you, and this gentleman has as well. You're either mentally handicapped or deliberately astro turfing. Given the Harper Conservatives propensity for astro turfing I'm going to assume the latter.

      Public sector jobs, as I have mentioned, directly cause wealth redistribution with a VERY long tail trickle down due to the generally high paying nature of these jobs. Any cuts in this sector cannot and will not be replaced, and neither will the trickle down losses.

    186. Re:not sure by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I live in the state of England, where it is simply not possible to override your statutory rights with contracts or waivers.

      Further, Unfair Terms in Consumer Contracts Regulations anyone? This passage simply does not exist, as far as the UK is concerned. You folks over the pond should get something like this; It's quite handy.

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    187. Re:not sure by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, yes and no. Arbitration cannot be a unilateral choice. As such, most EULAs can and will be nuked.

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    188. Re:not sure by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Why are corporations people? Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued."

      Why's that?

      "Derick is upset, and goes to sue ACME in court, however, since ACME is not a person, he cannot sue ACME."

      Nope, still wrong.

      The entire premise of your argument is that there's some mystical brick wall blocking companies from being sued if they are not people, this is perhaps one of the most obscure arguments I've ever heard and is right up there with "god exists, because he does".

      Elsewhere in the world we have absolutely no problems allowing people to sue companies, the world doesn't end for us when it happens or anything like that, the company just gets sued. If there is a case of negligence within the company by an individual, or group of individuals that can be investigated also.

      Perhaps America has some thing in their silly constitution (I wont go into why it's silly in detail, that's an argument for another day, but needless to say thinking a few hundred year old document can remain indefinitely relevant is dumb whilst all sections of the political spectrum breach it when it suits, whilst claiming only the other guy's breach of it is really a breach) which they refer to for just about everything in much the same way as religious nutcases grasp onto the bible for answers when things get a bit confusing for them, but if it does have some clause, which I highly doubt it does, that says "Corporations cannot be sued unless they are deemed to be people", then the solution is not to make corporations people, it is to remove that kind of absurd clause.

    189. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>Scalia is an asshole

      That may be but he has consistently applied the laws as written. (Unlike that other justice: Sotomayor who ignores that law & makes random decisions based on her beliefs.) If you don't like the laws don't blame the judges who merely enforce them. Blame the Congress for producing bad law.

      That may be true, but part of the reasoning behind the judicial branch is to act as a check against the executive and legislative branches, i.e. strike down bad laws produced by Congress. When it comes down to it, the judicial branch should, amongst the Federal governmental bodies, have the final word when it comes to law. Therefore, a judge who always follows the letter of the law is failing at part of their job UNLESS the laws are all good. I think, based on your statement, that we can agree that Congress is producing bad laws, therefore we may conclude that Scalia is failing at part of his job.

    190. Re:not sure by orthancstone · · Score: 1

      Ideally you'd take my "(like Supreme Court Justices)" to be an example, not the only group I'm going after, but fair enough for elaborating on the overall point.

    191. Re:not sure by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>intelligent officials (like Supreme Court Justices)..... decide if something needs a fresh interpretation for a specific time and place.

      Wrong. The proper method is not to "twist the meaning" of the Constitutional Law through the "unelected oligarchs" to borrow a phrase from Jefferson. The proper method is to amend the constitution to *change* the law and update it.

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    192. Re:not sure by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>when the Supreme Court ruling came down staying the recounts.

      Since you're reading wikipedia, you might want to read the part where the Supreme Court gave Gore permission to petition the Florida Court to continue the recount. Mr. Gore *chose* not to. He chose to accept defeat.

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    193. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proper method is not to "twist the meaning" of the Constitutional Law through the "unelected oligarchs" to borrow a phrase from Jefferson. The proper method is to amend the constitution to *change* the law and update it.

      I agree, but here's the problem. You call it twisting, while someone else calls it "clarifying" or "interpreting". So how does a third party such as myself decide who is right?

    194. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok,now you've got a machine with no OS, and which will not accept any OS except for Windows 8. What now?

    195. Re:not sure by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I know most EULA also have some sort of required Jurisdiction for disputes to be heard in, that usually isn't legal either,

      That's pretty normal here - a perfectly normal contract could easily have four plausible countries of jurisdiction, each with different legal systems and at least three different languages. There's the jurisdiction of the seller company ; the jurisdiction of the buyer company ; the jurisdiction in which the sale takes place, and the jurisdiction of any of the lawyers or banks involved. Our default contract states that we'll assert jurisdiction to be held in *our* country, unless otherwise agreed. Which is very rarely a problem. It's less of a problem than agreeing a currency to transact in, typically.

      Of course, if you're normally only dealing with your near neighbours, this might feel head-exploding for you. Don't worry, you'll get over it. Or you'll continue dealing with just your nearest neighbours instead of being involved with most of the world.

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    196. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then? as the eula does nothing, but taking away rights from you, making it invalid would mean you can do whatever you want with the software.

    197. Re:not sure by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      It may well depend on what state you live in.

      Personally, the better option would be to just not bother with Windows 8, and demand a refund (or if the OEM allows it, demand a non-Windows 8 preload). If Microsoft refuses to refund your money, take them to small claims court for that refund.

      I wonder though - can an enterprising lawyer raise up a class-action lawsuit over the EULA clause itself?

      There is a new computer bios called eufi. The bios is microprocessor controlled. and requires certification from the operating system before the system can be installed. Eufi can block everything since the bios needs the correct security key to allow loading of the kernel. Microsoft has been the instigator of this EUFI interface. Linux vendors will have to pay MS for the privilege of allowing their OPSYS to be installed. (I read it was a $99 tax).

      So, perhaps the EUFI chip can be pluggable, where you can remove it and revert to a EUFI bios that uses a common security key.

      Oh yes, whats also coming is EUFI HDMI output. Your monitor will sign into your system, as will your printer. DRM is being applied all the way. The only legal ?? way to make a copy of a movie you purchase or an e-book will be via webcam or a remote camera, doing the recording.

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    198. Re:not sure by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      You and I have very different definitions of non-back-breaking.

    199. Re:not sure by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I was actually talking about Saiga as in hunting rifle, not the shotgun - in .223 or 7.62x39 (the latter is pretty popular in Canada). In that configuration, it's not really different from most other semi-automatic hunting rifles out there (mag capacity doesn't matter since it's uniformly restricted to 5 rounds for all centerfire rifles).

    200. Re:not sure by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's already on the "prohibited" list, since it's an AK variant, and is not a Valmet (which is specifically excluded).

    201. Re:not sure by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

      The left complains about Scalia, but not about that California judge who was in a same-sex sexual partnership
      and ruled that maintaining the definition of marriage was unconstitutional.

    202. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Yes, they could own property and be sued. You can put it into law that they can do that.

      Indeed, and Civil law traditions have covered codifying corporate personhood, what it means and how far it goes.

      But to find a constitutional basis for that is absurd.

      There's no constitutional basis for a lot of things in Common Law traditions. There are a number of things in the common law tradition that are not precisely codified, like say: contract interpretation. Or statute interpretation that are not written anywhere. The SCOTUS ruling that people say "made corporations into persons" did no such thing. The SCOTUS ruled at the outset that they would not hear any argument about whether corporations were people or not, because it was well established legal tradition, and thus inherent in the Common Law tradition that the United States inherited.

      Other things that derive from British Common law court ruling: embezzlement is not theft (As the person is consensually giving the money to the other person, so there is no theft at all) companies can be held liable for their products even to those who are not their direct customer (companies have a general duty to ensure that their products are safe and fit for purpose) if two trains are on the same track at the same point in time, no negligence need be proven. (File under "duh", there are certain conditions that are clearly a result of negligent acts, and those suffering damage as a result of those conditions need not prove what negligent act actually happened. It doesn't matter who or what or why a flour barrel falls out of a warehouse onto the street, if it hurts someone it is a patently negligent act.)

      Scalia and Thomas, of all people, who claim to divine oritinal intent should realize that the "founding fathers" (don't like that term) could have written in corporations explicitly but did not. So fine, pass a law allowing property rights. In ATT vs. FCC, ATT lost as corporations can't have feelings but the fact that this had to be ruled on is silly.

      The constitution also doesn't have anything explicitly about executive orders from the president, how the Supreme Court selects cases to be heard or not heard, how the Legislature shall proceed in the process of passing a bill except for "a majority vote to pass the bill passes the bill to then be signed by the president". It does not explicitly say anything about "pocket vetos". The constitution is actually quite vague about a lot of things, because... surprise the US Constitution was written when most of Common Law was non-codified. They realized that they didn't need to explain every detail of everything, because they had an existing framework that they were working from.

      Hell, the Constitution doesn't even have any explicit details about how real-estate will be handled, or how people vote (secret ballots were not actually the norm when the Constitution was originally passed).

      Even people arguing for a strict or original interpretation of the Constitution still clearly understand that the tradition within which the Constitution was constructed is open-ended and most details were determined by tradition, and did not need to be explicitly codified.

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    203. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      All justices, judges, and magistrates accept that corporations are legal persons. This is neither surprising, nor debatable, and is a fundamental part of Common Law tradition.

      No, it's not. Common law tradition said the exact OPPOSITE, that only actual persons could be sued, and thus limited liability corporations could NOT. It was only since the rise of large LLCs in the 19th century that specific laws were passed to prevent this abuse by defining a limited "legal personhood" for corporations.

      No, Common law always held that only "persons" could be sued. As corporations were not originally people, they could not be sued. Common law then changed so that "persons" included a convenient legal fiction that a corporation was a person. From the Wikipedia article on legal personality: "The concept of a legal person is a fundamental legal fiction."

      The SCOTUS in Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Company, 118 U.S. 394 (1886) was already in total agreement that legal persons were persons. In fact, in order for Santa Clara County to even bring the suit against Southern Pacific Railroad Company the matter had to already be established. Even though it was not there from the start, does not mean that Common Law tradition as it exists now has it as a fundamental element.

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    204. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Why are corporations people? Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued.

      That's nonsense. It could easily be that a corporation could own property or be sued without being a person. We can see that from the fact that corporations are not actually people.

      Instead of redefining corporations as people with constitutional rights, just redefine lawsuits as being something you could do to people OR corporations.

      Indeed, it is possible. However, most countries seem to agree that it is more convenient to consider corporations as people, than to have to double refer to distinctions where necessary, just to exclude some rights from corporations and others from natural persons.

      Namely, here were a possible original situation. Only people could own property or be sued. A bunch of people got together and enacted a corporation. That corporation breached a contract, and the aggrieved party brought a suit against the corporation. The corporation wanting obviously to shurk any attempt at liability in court (much like all people do), attempted to argue that as they are not legally people, they are not allowed to be sued. The courts agree, and thus the suit is thrown out. The aggrieved party being obviously upset with the results, looks at the ruling and takes the simplest reaction to get what he wants: he gets corporations declared people. Voila, now he can sue them for any further breaches of contracts. Huzzah! ... centuries later, people find issue with this, because now corporations are demanding the same rights that all other persons are granted, and because the people passing the 14th amendment were not specific in the group that it was protecting, it guaranteed that states could not willy-nilly infringe upon the rights of the corporation.

      Consider an alternate universe, where the US were exactly as it is now, but corporations were not people, but simply legal entities not entitled to the same rights as natural persons. The government of State-ania thought that a corporation had been violating a criminal statute. In order to collect evidence, they barged into the business offices and seize the corporation's servers, and books. The corporation would obviously object to this illegal search and seizure, but the courts would rule that corporations--not being subject to the Bill of Rights--has no 4th amendment rights protecting them. The corporation would then attempt to appeal, but the government would argue to the appeals court that the motion should be dismissed, because the corporation would have no right to appeal the decision. The corporation would object, but since the corporation were not guaranteed Due Process rights, the court would rule that indeed, the corporation does not have any right to appeal.

      This is what I mean by it being a fundamental part of the Common Law tradition. Things could be rewritten so that legal persons by legal fiction were distinct from natural persons, but it's really difficult to properly extricate the rights that corporations should have, from those that corporations should not have. And by an in large, the vast majority of protects that a corporation deserves to have outweigh the rights that are improperly conferred to them.

      Think about it. If the Rights constitutionally guaranteed to persons excluded legal persons who are not natural persons, then the government could just take their property without compensation. "Hi Microsoft, great work you're doing here. Nice building you have here. I think we'll take it." Corporations should have most rights, and the presumption should be that they should also have any right that is granted to a natural person.

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    205. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man argument, nobody is arguing corporations should not be able to own property.

      I understand that no one wants to argue that corporations shouldn't be able to own property.

      Unfortunately, most people don't argue "corporations and other legal entities should not be entitled to all of the same rights that a natural person has", but argue "corporations shouldn't be people".

      I am not making a strawman, but rather showing exactly what a simple solution of "corporations aren't people" would mean. (Which is also not a strawman, because every amendment I've seen that proposes to dissolve corporation personhood, does not construct an alternative method to address the vacuum.)

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    206. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      You example is a false dilemma; why can we not treat corporations as mere legal entities which have the ability to own property and be sued and so forth.

      I do admit that I have obscured the details for a third option: a legal entity with less rights than a person, but still retain the ability to enter into contracts, own property, and be sued.

      The reason that option was obscured is because of the significant amount of leg work that would be required to do it properly. You would have to codify a new legal entity which is explicitly guaranteed no rights, unless explicitly stated, and then selectively grant it rights. Effectively, you would have to whitelist all the actions and abilities that a corporation could and could not do. Maintaining a proper whitelist is an agonizing amount of work, and typically results in a large number of situations where a corporation will get screwed over, because it is denied a right wrongly. As in: we all think the corporation should have the right, but since it's a "default no" situation, the corporation isn't conferred the right by default, and so even though everyone agrees that corporations should have that right, they don't.

      Of course, that is yet again, another false dilemma, because one could instead use a form of blacklist, where corporations are defaulted to a "yes, they have that right", but are explicitly denied certain rights in some explicit list. But then, in this case, there is little improvement over the current system, where corporations will attempt to assert rights that most people feel they should not have, and since the default answer is "yes", they do get those rights. So, sure, we take away corporation's rights to free speech, but what about the right to XY... there is potentially an infinite set of rights, we cannot restrict things properly by excluding them explicitly.

      Namely, the alternatives are encumbered by consequence.

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    207. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Corporations legally are treated as a single entity, but not a person.

      You're wrong. The term in Common law, is "legal person". It is called a "convenient legal fiction". And even in Civil Law traditions, it's even more explicitly codified. The German Basic Laws state explicitly that corporations are afforded all the same rights as a person in so far as those rights can be applied. It also explicitly calls them "Personen", or "persons".

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    208. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      You can easily make a legal system which allows suing corporations without calling them legal persons. It was just laziness that prevented doing a copy of existing laws followed by s/person/corporation/g on one copy.

      It's not actually easy to make such a legal system. And your lazy approach would have resulted in text stating: "All corporations are endowed by their Creator the inalienable rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness." So... again, no, it wouldn't be easy, and it's not laziness that keep people from enumerating all rights granted to persons (since the list is specifically open-ended, this isn't even possible), and explicitly granting them to corporations as well. It was an expedient and efficient choice for the time, considering the alternative is intractable.

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    209. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      As owner of property Alice is the one who decides everything. And she is effectively the employer. Bob is not paying her a paycheck, but rather she is paying Bob a paycheck. On the other hand if all 3 co-owned the assets then they would be partners and none of them are employees.

      Except, that Alice is simply renting the property to Bob, and thus specifically stated by contract not liable for Bob's actions with that property, and even if found liable, is indemnified by Bob. Alice now is either untouchable, or even if you can touch her, guaranteed by Bob to not incur any personal loss.

      As stated in the hypothetical, Alice specifically does not have any hand in the company. She is merely holding and providing property to Bob.

      If I rent a car from a car agency, and in order to avoid a 2-year old in the street, I am forced to clobber a fence. I would be responsible for the fence, because the car agency has no liability in the matter. Bob is holding the toxic waste in tenancy for Alice, and Alice obviously does not consent to Bob dumping it in Derick's yard, so instead, at best Bob is responsible for abusing the tenancy of Alice's property.

      The burden of proving who is responsible for Charlie dumping toxic waste does not shift depending on whether he works for a corporation or a non-corporation.

      As long as his actions are not criminal, then yes, you're right. My hypothetical was taking too large of a bite there.

      Also by your scenario Charlie and Bob were in effect 1/3 owner of the assets and those assets are not protected simply by signing over ownership to Alice while Bob and Charlie continue to use them. Any transfer of ownership that is done merely for the sake of protecting property from being properly forfeited to the victims of a wrongdoing does not have that effect. The transaction can be deemed by the courts to have been invalid under law.

      We're already assuming that corporations are not people in the hypothetical. In it though, it is unclear as to whether Charlie should be considered a partner, or simply an employee. The distinction matters in as much as actions that Charlie takes for his own personal gain against the other partners (say, embezzlement) are his own actions, and thus he can only be sued for what he owns, and not all of the partners jointly. If he's ruled a partner, then one could sue for 1/3 of the jointly held property, if he's ruled merely an employee, then he can't be sued for any of the jointly held property. If they were a corporation, then Charlie can only be sued for what he holds individually, and one cannot sue the corporation at all. (Although, if Charlie owns stock in the corporation, then that could be transferred to the plaintiff.)

      Basically, in reality, the example that I give is pretty much Alice as a physical manifestation of a corporate legal fiction... really, I suppose the whole point here is that, whether corporations are legally people or not, the same shit is going to go down, just in a different way. Why not simplify all of the scenarios by not requiring people to list even owner of a corporation in a lawsuit individually?

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    210. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Shareholders can and should be sue-able.

      And when a company goes bankrupt, and creditors sue to collect their payments, they should be able to sue as deep as all of the pockets of every shareholder individually holds all together?

      Example, shareholder Alice owns 1 share of ACME Corporation worth $1, meanwhile she also owns a beachfront mansion in Florida worth $1 million. Bob is the CEO of ACME Corporation, and runs up millions of dollars of debt, without anything to show for it. (Spends it all on parties and extravagant consumables, like lobster dinners for all of the employees.) As a result ACME Corporation goes bankrupt. Creditors sue the shareholders, and seize Alice's beachfront mansion in Florida in order to cover their losses, because hey, she's a shareholder, so she is liable in full for anything that ACME Corporation does.

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    211. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had something similar happen to me regarding the Concepcion vs. Concepcion. At the time, I was in a 3-year contract with Telus (in Canada). About 6 months before my contract was to end, they called me and told me I was eligible for a free upgrade of my phones (I was on a 2 phones contract for my wife and I). But there was a $50 transfer fee for EACH phone. Telus was using CDMA technology at the time, so if I want to change phones, I have to pay them to transfer my numbers, something that does not happen when using a SIM card. Now I am using pay-as-you-go SIM card from one of those virtual providers (uses Rogers network).

    212. Re:not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had something similar happen to me regarding the Concepcion vs. Concepcion. At the time, I was in a 3-year contract with Telus (in Canada). About 6 months before my contract was to end, they called me and told me I was eligible for a free upgrade of my phones (I was on a 2 phones contract for my wife and I). But there was a $50 transfer fee for EACH phone. Telus was using CDMA technology at the time, so if I want to change phones, I have to pay them to transfer my numbers, something that does not happen when using a SIM card. Now I am using pay-as-you-go SIM card from one of those virtual providers (uses Rogers network).

      I meant ATT vs. Concepcion case, I hope you all understood.

    213. Re:not sure by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from psychic powers to some people. Personally, I think the people who wrote "Al Gore" in the write in area and checked off his name intended to vote for Al Gore, but maybe I'm just guessing. Over 2000 votes of this type were discarded because "the voter's intent was unclear". It's your call: psychic or obvious.

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    214. Re:not sure by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of any ruling or law stating that only people can own property. What is a legal trust?

    215. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of any ruling or law stating that only people can own property. What is a legal trust?

      I'm not sure of what precisely decided it, but it's so old of a position in Common Law traditions, that it's ancient. Kind of like asking "who invented fire?"

      A legal trust is a collection of assets held by a trustee for a beneficiary. For all purposes, the trustee owns the assets, but has various requirements of law about how to handle the money. (For instance, a trustee must hold any hard cash in an interest baring account, because it is so obviously in the beneficiary's best interests to earn interest on cash.)

      So, the "trust" never at any time owns property of its own, it is rather the collection of properties owned by the trustee on behalf of the beneficiary. Which also means that I can make a trust in the form of a trust to my cat as a beneficiary, which need not be able to hold the property itself, since the trustee will be the one owning the property.

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    216. Re:not sure by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Which also means that I can make a trust out of my estate with my cat as a beneficiary

      TFTF myself...

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  2. good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Good - class action lawsuits are bad for the individual consumers anyway, only make money for the law firms. I'd rather 200 people file small claims suits than someone file a class action.

    1. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      i'm glad it didn't take long for reason to surface. class action suits are a huge waste of money and time, lining lawyers pockets and producing hardly any benefit for those harmed in the suit, and really are just a drop in the bucket for the offending companies.

    2. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If small claims was so great versus class action then this clause in the EULA wouldn't be necessary. MS again proves how evil they are and right on clue the useful idiots stand up for them.

    3. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      im glad it didnt take long for bad cliches to surface. Cliches are a huge waste of time and all they do is line the posters karma and produce hardly anything worth reading.

    4. Re:good by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You like the GP are a moron.
      Not everyone impacted can take the day off to go to small claims court. This means the company can abuse untold numbers of customers and never pay a dime. A class action is to punish the company while not over burdoning the members of the class as their each individual claim is very small.

    5. Re:good by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're a much bigger drop than small claims actions though. Since most people don't bother with the small claims stuff.

      Sure the money ends up going to the lawyers, and there's no real benefit to those harmed. There is some cost to the company involved though, which they'll avoid almost entirely without class actions and just keep it for themselves.

    6. Re:good by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 2

      However 200 people in small claims court won't deter any large company from misbehaving. Now a multi-state class action suit would not benefit the class, but it would sure as heck help keep Microsoft in line.

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    7. Re:good by jythie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They might not net the consumer much, but they do punish the company, something small claims almost never does. Class action lawsuits do what the DoJ SHOULD be doing... bringing consequences to companies that misbehave by pooling enough people's resources to actually have a chance in court.

    8. Re:good by couchslug · · Score: 2

      "I'd rather 200 people file small claims suits than someone file a class action."

      Here's an example which supports your contention!

      http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2012/03/honda-civic-hybrid-class-action-lawsuit-settled-tentatively.html

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    9. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a money grab by a law firm, worse than useless for the customers who got burned. It feels like getting taken twice, first by the company that made the product, then by the lawyers who collected fat paychecks by suing them.

      The Internet ensures that companies who make buggy products will pay for them in terms of bad publicity.

    10. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm glad it didn't take long for the snarky replies to surface. Snarky replies are off topic and a huge waste of time. All they do is make the author look like a D-bag and produce hardly anything worth reading.

    11. Re:good by avandesande · · Score: 1

      These costs are passed on to consumers.

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    12. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like an asshole lawyer..

      If you are involved in a class action lawsuit, you will also have to take time to address the matter; be it from work, or what ever.

    13. Re:good by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The money grab is the point, it hurts the company at fault it was never meant to compensate customers. Their claims are trivial or they would have their own lawsuits.

      The internet does no such things when companies use legal moves to remove such complaints.

    14. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about?

      I got a SIX DOLLAR COUPON for the company's products, and a non-specific apology "for my inconvenience" with no admission of wrongdoing! If that's not a win for consumers, I don't know what is!

    15. Re:good by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      I am no lawyer, but I have been in a class action before. I had to do all of nothing. In fact it would have taken more effort to be excluded from the class.

      To go to small claims court requires at least one day off work, several trips to the courthouse and might end up being more than one day.

    16. Re:good by spacepimp · · Score: 1

      Microsoft obviously thought the risk of a class action lawsuit was significant enough to take your right to such away via their new EULA. If they aren't afraid of one why would bother? They hurt the offending copany greatly, and often due to increased visibility. The individual efforts to go and sue Microsoft will not get the same press, or same legal treatment as a class action.

    17. Re:good by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Good - class action lawsuits are bad for the individual consumers anyway, only make money for the law firms. I'd rather 200 people file small claims suits than someone file a class action.

      Class actions are for wrongs done to many. Is it better to steal $1 from 100,000 people, or $100,000 from 1 person? (or any mix in-between)?

      Without class-action lawsuits, it IS better to steal $1 from 100,000 people because you can get off scot-free (who's going to sue you for $1?). Given court costs, you can probably get away with stealing $100-200 from those people (filing fees plus time and effort). And out of that, only 200 people really would bother doing it on principle, to which the company doesn't have to do a thing - just pay back that amount of money.

      If you do the math, stealing $100 from 100,000 people is $10M. Refunding 200 people that $100 is just a $20,000 chunk of change. Do it well enough and you can actually make money for "free" this way.

      And yes, the numbers are like that - how many people sue spammers? They're literally stealing money daily - sure it's a penny or so (probably closer to a quarter when all costs are added up via higher ISP prices because of equipment purchases, etc).

      Oh, and yes it happens to everyone. I'm sure if you go through your bills, you'll find some bogus charges ($3/month for touch-tone service? $7/month for "government regulatory fees"? This can easily add $10M+ to the bottom line). Plenty of fake voicemail charges being slammed onto phone bills.

      This can also apply to say, the eBooks thing going on at the DoJ. Let's assume they're all guilty of raising prices - what are you going to do? Sue them for the $100 extra you paid in eBooks (and that will have to be split among Apple and the publishers, so if you sue 4 publishers and Apple, it's $20-ish average)?

      Another incident - a communications company alerted its contract holders it's raising prices by $5-15/month. If they want out of their contract, they still have to pay the ETF (~$200).

      A class action is less about making the class whole (because the amounts lost are generally very small to begin with - and after time/money in filing, even smaller), but to instead punish companies so that stealing even trivial amounts of money from large numbers of people is not an option.

      Get rid of 'em, and you'll find yourself trapped in contracts where the company can jack up prices a little bit at a time with no consumer recourse. Sue? Sure, you'll make the money back minus fees, but it'll probably cost you a day off sitting in court.

    18. Re:good by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      You like the GP are a moron. Not everyone impacted can take the day off to go to small claims court. A class action is to punish the company while not over burdoning the members of the class as their each individual claim is very small.

      Great, so instead of getting screwed once by a company, you should get screwed by the company twice and again by a bunch of lawyers. That makes perfect sense.

      How about if you can't be bothered stand up for yourself, eventually other people will get tired of helping you up out of the dirt. You probably would have learned this lesson already if your mommy had kicked you out of the basement before you turned 30.

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    19. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad it didn't take long for the meta-replies to surface. Meta-replies are off topic and a huge waste of time. All they do is bring up old meta topics as if they were bad cliches and produce hardly anything worth reading.

    20. Re:good by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Good - class action lawsuits are bad for the individual consumers anyway, only make money for the law firms. I'd rather 200 people file small claims suits than someone file a class action.

      ... but filing in small claims court still costs a non-significant amount of money. Last I checked, $25 in the state of Washington. What happens when a company crosses the line and defrauds a million people of $20? The company just made $20,000,000 dollars, and no one is going to sue, because even in small claims, it's $25 to sue to get even a default judgement of $20, with a net loss of $5 for anyone who wants to sue. And even if everyone did sue in small claims court, the small claims court would be a) clogged with cases, and b) made out like a bandit with $25,000,000 in revenue.

      Class action suits are less about benefiting individual consumers, because their damages are usually relatively low, and widely spread out. Class action suits are usually about collecting up a bunch of people who have been wronged a little and getting the company to pay for being dicks.

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    21. Re:good by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      If in your fantasy world the company involved isn't already charging as much as the market will bear, sure.

      In the real world they are already pricing at what they think gives the highest [number of sales] * [profit per sale]. Well unless they are trying to kill a competitor so they can jack prices later of course.

      And even if they are some charitable company intentionally making less money in order to have lower prices then they are now less competive so a more ethical company can better compete.

      if you refuse to cause the company any additional expenses for wrong doing, what do you propose? Throw a few secretaries in a volcano every time the CEO does something against the rules?

    22. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The costs are only passed on to consumers if all producers of a good have the same increase in production costs - and not even necessarily then. If just one company has an increase in production costs then what will happen is just that that company becomes less profitable. If they cold raise prices and not lose too many customers to their competitors (who have the same production costs as before), then they would have already done so. Class action lawsuits are more so a hazard for companies that do evil. Making evil companies less competitive seems to me like a great thing.

    23. Re:good by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Another way of explaining is that it affects whether the cost of fixing a problem is higher or lower than the cost of the lawsuits and/or criminal penalties in response for failing to fix the problem. That's the equation that a corporation will be attempting to solve when they decide whether or not to fix a problem.

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    24. Re:good by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      How would you get screwed by lawyers? They get the money for their work. Why would I go to court and lose even more money?
      Why would I lose $100 to company A then lose another $200 in lost wages? I can't ever break even on that. I would be ahead by eating the $100 and the company would never be punished.

      My mother does not have a basement nor have I ever lived in her home since graduating high school.

    25. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am curious. The article couchslug linked to says that Honda is planning to appeal the small claims court decision.

      I thought that small claims court decisions cannot be appealed. That’s the way it is here in British Columbia IIRC.

    26. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What percentage of class action lawsuits do you think actually do some societal good? I've been involved in perhaps 20 (too lazy to opt out) and all, bar none, were complete money grabs on the part of corporate law firms. What did I get out of them? Sometimes squat, sometimes a $5 gift certificate. What did the lawfirm supposedly representing me get? $20 million or so. It's not punishment- it's legal theft. Consumers lose and lawyers win. It makes me sick. IMO "class action" lawsuits should NEVER work on a contingency basis.

    27. Re:good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most (almost all) class action lawsuits are 100% frivolous. How exactly does taking money from a company that did no wrong to me and giving the lion's share of it to rich lawyers help me? All it does is ensure that I will have to pay more the next time I want a product from that company. Are you by chance a lawyer?

  3. EULA's are not the law. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Just because something is in a EULA, it does not mean it's actually legal.

    I hope to see a class action for allowing class actions.

  4. Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There needs to be a better mechanism for keeping corporations in line, anyway.

    I'm not endorsing MS's attempts to weasel out of liability here (although I guess once Sony took a bite of that particular poison apple, it's only a matter of time before the other tech giants decide that class action immunity is too awesome to pass up).

    But class action lawsuits never deliver anything of real value to the people who actually suffered from whatever prompted the class action suit. They often hurt the target company, a lot, but that's vengeance & retribution rather than justice - the only people who actually benefit from the "restitution" and "settlement" are the lawyers.

    Really, it would probably be better all round to just have regulators & ombudsmen with real teeth rather than relying on lawyer feeding frenzy class actions to provide a punishment system for corporations. The big problem with that is regulatory capture. I don't have a solution, but I wish I did. The present state of affairs isn't really satisfactory to anyone IMO.

    1. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Anything that has the potential to stop the perpetrator and make them think twice before victimizing someone else again is far better than ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

      Be careful what you wish for. You just got it.

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    2. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      The other thing is that we're now at a point of "take it or leave it" and if we screw you over either intentionally or not, tough shit. And the sucky thing is, for under a $1,000 for laptops, you're pretty much stuck with Windows - at least with well known sellers - which means, if you want a cheap laptop when Win 8 comes out, you're stuck with this license until the warranty runs out. Yeah, try to get your laptop serviced under warranty when you've replaced the Windows install with Linux.

    3. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      Really, it would probably be better all round to just have regulators & ombudsmen with real teeth rather than relying on lawyer feeding frenzy class actions to provide a punishment system for corporations. The big problem with that is regulatory capture.

      The problem isn't just regulatory capture.
      It's also that we do not sufficiently fund our regulatory agencies.
      They just don't have the money to pursue legal cases that generate mountains of paperwork and require a small army of lawyers.
      So instead, we get settlements for a fraction of the real damage and a promise not to do it again... without any admission of wrongdoing.

      You sure as shit wouldn't raise a child that way.

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    4. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      It would probably be better all round to just have regulators & ombudsmen with real teeth

      I have to assume you are unaware that any "regulator" or "ombudsman" is beholden to whatever powers that be that employ them and serve solely at their discretion.

      And I'm also assuming you are oblivious to the fact that "regulators" and "ombudsmen" are empowered to do fuck all until such severe damage has been done that the Government MUST get involved or be made the culprit by mens of their continued complacence and non-action.

      So it doen't matter what sorts of razor sharp teeth you give a "regulator" or "ombudsman" -- that will do nothing about the fact that people will suffer great harm before the government takes any action at all, and even if the government takes action, if the offending party is in the good graces of the true power, then those razor sharp teeth will be quickly muzzled in favor of a token wrist slap.

    5. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by bbbaldie · · Score: 1

      I was informed of a class action lawsuit regarding Ocwen Mortgage Company. I opted in. I have received some very nice settlement checks for interest overcharge. So clearly, "class action lawsuits never deliver anything of real value to the people who actually suffered from whatever prompted the class action suit" is not a valid statement.

    6. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by jythie · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that DA elections rarely focus on going after corporations... instead they win or loose based off violent crime stats or claims of how many sex offenders they put away. If people started voting for DAs who went after companies that defrauded customers then we would see the DoJ acting on these claims a lot more... at which point the taxpayer picks up the bill of justice rather then the victims having to pay for their day in court.

    7. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, it would probably be better all round to just have regulators

      Like we have in Europe? After all free markets does not regulate by itself...

    8. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In some cases, I can't help but feel the class action ends up being a GOOD thing for the company. Look at the class action against ticketmaster recently. So what was the settlement? Well, it was in the form of a discount off a future ticket purchase. That's right, in order to "cash in" your settlement, you had to give ticketmaster EVEN MORE money. But, if your settlement amount was large, then you could get a free ticket to something, right? That would show them, right? Well, no. As I recall, the settlement was in the form of multiple coupons worth $2.50 each, and I think you could only use 2 coupons on a purchase. So to cash in, you might need to make 10 or more additional purchases from ticketmaster. Yeah, I'm sure they're hurting over that one.

    9. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by s.petry · · Score: 2

      This is not defending shitty EULA policies by shitty corporations, but it's worth pointing out that there have been several successful suits overturning terms of a EULA. It is not the best policy of course, the best would be to write agreements that were fair for consumers as well as protecting businesses.

      The Wiki does a much better job of describing this than I do, so here you go.

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    10. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by Haxagon · · Score: 1

      Just use the recovery partition or whatever Windows calls it, to restore your comp to factory settings.

    11. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make the share holders responcible for any wrong doing of the company. Market preasure will then make them act correctly.

    12. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But class action lawsuits never deliver anything of real value to the people who actually suffered from whatever prompted the class action suit. They often hurt the target company

      I'm in the currency conversion fee settlement class action and based on the forumula used, I'm in line for $1275 when it's settled. So I wouldn't say "never". Frequently they are abused, I agree. As far as hurting the target company...that's kind of the idea. You know, they have to pay up for bad behavior.

    13. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But even if you don't use Windows 8, Microsoft still has its money.

    14. Re:Class Action Lawsuits suck anyway by neurojab · · Score: 1

      >I don't have a solution, but I wish I did. The present state of affairs isn't really satisfactory to anyone IMO.

      Agreed. I find myself almost on Microsoft's side of this. Our current class action system has devolved into ambulance chasing and legal theft; rare is the class action lawsuit that actually helps someone, or punishes a company for doing something genuinely bad. All they do in general is harass companies into lining lawyer's pockets. The law firms involved are representing themselves and not the plaintiff class, since they have much more to gain.

      I would like to propose the following changes to class action law:
      1) Class members would have to opt in and not out. If a majority of the class does not care enough to opt-in, the suit cannot proceed.
      2) A Law firm representing a class may work on contingency, but may take no more of the award or settlement than the actual costs incurred, with receipts presented to and audited by the court. Class members would be given full access to all receipts, and could protest any of them.

      Yes I'm aware that this would cut down on the number of class action lawsuits by 90% or more. I assert that is a good thing. Remaining consumer annoyances can be handled via other mechanisms.

  5. Need software only availiable on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Start a class action over the onerous EULA before agreeing to it.

    How's that Microsoft?

    1. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

      You must be aggrieved before filing suit usually, no? Good luck proving that the "no class action suit" clause hurts you and hurts a class of people to boot. (Note, proving. Yes, it's obvious to me, but there have been stupid rulings in similar issues.)

    2. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Fuck suing over the EULA.

      Sue the entire nine-member panel of the Supreme Court. Sue them until they're so broke they don't WANT to act as judges any longer.

      The Supreme Court is nothing but a bunch of traitors right now, selling our rights away.

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    3. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      So maybe it has to wait until the end of Windows 7's lifecycle. At that time, users will be being forced to upgrade which requires them to agree to the EULA that strips them of the right they previously had to file a class action suit.

    4. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Neat trick. Who are you going to have hear the case.... maybe the Supreme Court? Or some court superior to it? Oh, wait, that's right, there isn't one. And then there's sovereign immunity, in which you have to ask "Mother, may I?" to any part of the federal government and they have to consent to being sued. I'm sure they'll step right up to that one.

      It's a charming fantasy, but really, that's all it is.

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    5. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Their ultimate punishment is to be presiding over an increasingly lawless nation. Rulings bought and paid for in this manner will command no respect from the people. This may or may not result in a breakdown so severe as for them to be physicly harmed. They are old men anyway. If they receive any punishment this side of eternity, it will most likely be to toss and turn on many a restless night, knowing that they destroyed the Republic.

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    6. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Neat trick. Who are you going to have hear the case.... maybe the Supreme Court?"

      Bother reading the constitution? "All powers not delegated to the government are reserved by the states and the people"

      The power to take their ass out is ours. Explicitly implied in the Constitution.

      That includes forming a panel of 'judges' to judge the judges.

      Sovereign Immunity? We can bypass that one, too, since the right to explicitly ignore the government is granted to us by the constitution. Full class-action of the entire country against the government. They have no choice but to allow it unless they want an outright civil war on their hands.

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    7. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      If you refuse to accept the EULA (and thus you can't use your computer), is that being aggrieved, or are you just supposed to return it?

    8. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Explicitly implied in the Constitution.

      Oxymoronically self-contradictory.

    9. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Never heard of a clear implication, I guess. Spend some time in court, maybe you'll learn.

      You probably aren't even aware of Singular They.

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    10. Re:Need software only availiable on Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depriving me of my right to file a grievance in court is harmful. Are we so fucking retarded now that we don't see depriving someone of rights they have traditionally held as harmful?

  6. Self interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now all 3 of our branches of government have officially sold out

    You say that as if there was ever a time when government was driven by anything but self interest.

    1. Re:Self interest by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or course not, but they at least kept up the pretense. They no longer even bother with that.

    2. Re:Self interest by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There absolutely was. When George Washington was President, we could be absolutely sure that at least the Executive branch hadn't sold out. Unfortunately, the quality of Presidents have been going steadily downhill since his terms.

    3. Re:Self interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think the Executive Branch wouldn't have sold out under Washington when he was basically Alexander Hamilton's right hand man?

    4. Re:Self interest by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't have? I'm not talking about possibilities, I'm talking about what really happened. George Washington is widely regarded by historians as the best President in the nation's history, and for good reason. He's the very guy who invented Presidential term limits, among many other accomplishments. Whatever you might say about Washington, "corrupt" simply can't be one of them. More recent presidents, however...

  7. Waiting for Win9... by killfixx · · Score: 1

    Just when I thought I couldn't be less excited about Windows 8.

    One more reason to skip it.

    Even more unsettling, server 2012 (server "8") will have the same stupid-ass "Start Screen".

    Blech.

    Secondly, how the hell can this be allowed? AT&T did it, MS did it with the xbox.

    How many more ways can they screw us out of our rights?

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    1. Re:Waiting for Win9... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have the right to not buy their crap. Money talks the loudest. So don't do business with companies you don't like.

    2. Re:Waiting for Win9... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Server 8/2012 will be command-line first.

      Slashdot spend more than a decade bitching about Windows requiring a GUI, and now that MS is pushing the command line, suddenly Slashdot bitches about how they don't like the optional GUI. This is just one more example in a long pattern f Slashdot constantly moving the goalposts in regards to MS.

      Also, Win 8 will be great. Faster, smaller, uses less power, more features, etc. What's not to like?

    3. Re:Waiting for Win9... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's not to like?

      That crap gui? Im sorry. Its *bad*. Really bad. Not 'oh its just different' bad. No it is 'how in the H does this thing work' bad. This is along the lines of 'how do I explain to everyone who comes to me and asks how does this work?' bad. Even on a tablet I would see this as a 'meh' compared to iOS or androids tablet offerings...

      They did a bunch of cool stuff under the hood then slathered a bad GUI on it. I will wait for 9 and see. I have used every OS they came up with since DOS 2.x. This one I am going to skip. It is that bad.

      I am for the first time actually realistically considering moving to linux or apple.

    4. Re:Waiting for Win9... by berashith · · Score: 1

      the userid you are referring to is "killfixx", not "slashdot".

    5. Re:Waiting for Win9... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww... that's cute. You must be new here.

    6. Re:Waiting for Win9... by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      You have the right to not buy their crap

      I love people who say this in regards to the forced class action waivers in my agreements. Sure, it's a fine theory for, say, gaming, software, etc - I would just have to return to a simpler life without those luxuries. However, if I declined all agreements that added this clause after the AT&T decision, I'd be without electricity, natural gas, various insurances, bank accounts, and so on. The issue is that this clause is now standard in all terms and agreements. No sane person can look at SCOTUS's decision and say, "well this isn't totally abusive to US citizens."

      A really disturbing trend we're starting to see is they've been expanding the clause to include any tort against the company (still untested, but I'm not confident in the courts). Essentially, you are being forced to waive all civil recourse you have to prevent the company from abusing you.

    7. Re:Waiting for Win9... by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Just when I thought I couldn't be less excited about Windows 8. One more reason to skip it.

      Do you honestly think that Microsoft is going to drop Metro/WinRT in Windows 9?

    8. Re:Waiting for Win9... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "How many more ways can they screw us out of our rights?"

      They won't be screwing ME because I won't be buying Windows 8.

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    9. Re:Waiting for Win9... by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      You have the right to not buy their crap.

      Barely! AC already listed all things that require Windows (Some internet providers, most games, Office documents, etc)

      Also - have you ever tried to buy a computer without Windows pre-installed? Only a subset of brands (especially for laptops) can even be bought without Windows already pre-installed and paid for! I can assure you that when a computer for my office was purchased, it came with Windows without me being asked.

    10. Re:Waiting for Win9... by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

      Soon the EULA will be:
      You have the right to remain silent. Anything you says will be used against you.

  8. OH I'M SO UPSET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can't join the class action against Microsoft where I'll win a 50 cent voucher in the Windows App Store and the law firm will win 700 billion dollars in cash.

    Fark class action lawsuits.

    1. Re:OH I'M SO UPSET by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      That's it. That's the crux of the issue here.

      This is all about how you don't personally get a pay day.

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    2. Re:OH I'M SO UPSET by Haxagon · · Score: 1

      Is that not the point of Class-Action Lawsuits, or at least their broadcast point? To provide restitution to the consumer.

  9. I like my Zorin linux installation even more... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    but I'm not sure it matters. When was the last time you were part of a class-action suite against Microsoft? Moreover, this won't stand up in many other countries so it amounts to an attempt to minimize legal exposure in the USA. Given the increased availibility of Linux/Android/Web applications, we're all at a stage now where we can "vote with out feet" if Microsoft does something too buttheaded, and that's exactly what will happen if they overreach.

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    1. Re:I like my Zorin linux installation even more... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Zorin Linux? Hmm . . .

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090264/

  10. Options by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Remember, you don't NEED to use Microsoft Windows. Linux is a viable option. Red Hat Linux works well on the desktop.

    1. Re:Options by Krneki · · Score: 1

      Remember, you don't NEED to use Microsoft Windows. Linux is a viable option. Red Hat Linux works well on the desktop.

      You do if you are a gamer.

      But if they don't use the same stunt as DX11 is only for teh windows Vista/7 you can keep your old version.

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    2. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but many corporations depend on ms office. Until there is a viable option to ms office, they'll be stuck with windows.

    3. Re:Options by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

      depends.

      I couldn't get certain apps that I use working under wine, including my D&D character generator and netflix.
      they work perfectly fine under a virtualbox win7 install, so yeah I do kinda "need" windows for that. linux will handle just about anything else I want to do natively, sure. That's just on my laptop though.

      On my desktop? windows 7 native install is pretty much a given, because I'm a gamer. I'm sure you've seen the state of video card drivers under linux, not to mention the distinct lack of AAA game titles. Steam is coming to linux, to be sure, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's bringing Skyrim, portal 2, civ 5, etc with it. That's not even to mention the ice cube's chance in hell linux is likely to see native versions of non-steam titles like mass effect or diablo (for various reasons). Yes a few of these can be made to work through wine, but take it from somebody who did just that for a year and a half... stepping back into windows for gaming is like a breath of fresh air after standing in a tent full of beer farts.

      and before someone mentions it... no, "get a console for gaming" is not a valid solution.

    4. Re:Options by tepples · · Score: 1

      "get a console for gaming" is not a valid solution.

      Why not, if you play only AAA games and no indie games?

    5. Re:Options by couchslug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "You do if you are a gamer. "

      That's a "want", not a "need", unless you are a developer or otherwise make money from game.

      Games are fun, fun is fine, but a toy is a toy and never forget that.

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    6. Re:Options by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Linux is a viable option.

      No, actually, it isn't.

    7. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you don't understand the definition of need.

    8. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull. I play games all the time through Wine. The worst I've encountered is that sometimes I have to wait for a few months after launch for people to fix various bugs, and my framerate is slightly lower because nvidia doesn't optimize their drivers correctly.

    9. Re:Options by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

      half the titles I play aren't on consoles, and those that are are uglier (we're talking something like 4 to 6 generations behind current nvidia/amd graphics cards, depending on how you count) and have a shitty control scheme. console controllers are good for fighting games, sports games, action rpgs, and action-adventure games. PC mouse and keyboads are better at just about everything else.

      There's half a dozen genres that play better on mouse and keyboard, but the one that really gets me is how people can stand playing FPS games on consoles. I tried playing mass effect on my xbox, so much better on my pc. Tried playing modern warfare 2 AND black ops on my ps3, both were far better on my pc (didn't even bother trying ME2, ME3, or MW3 on console). I played bioshock for about 5 hours on ps3 before I quit in large part because the control scheme is horrible. I've still got dead space 1 and 2 waiting for me and I won't even bother with them because of, again, horribad control scheme.

      mouse and keyboard is just better. it just IS.

    10. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, fucking a guy in the ass might be what you consider to be a viable option if you need to get rid of a raging hard on, but just like Linux, I'd prefer something else. Linux is shit on the desktop. Fucking terrible. As server, fine. Stuffed in an embedded device, no problem. On my main computer where I need the best of everything? No god damn way. Take your FOSS shit and cram it. You can cite all the bullshit FUD you want, pecker, but my Windows 7 machine is fast, stable, virus free, crash free, and let's me do something Linux rarely affords the user. It let's me actually USE my computer to do things, rather than tinker and tweak the OS all god damn day just to get vsync working. Consider that many people don't want to be like you and speak for yourself, asshole.

    11. Re:Options by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      You do if you are a gamer.

      Never stopped me: http://i.imgur.com/qG2qw.jpg

      Mass Effect 3, World of Warcraft and Heroes of Newerth also run just fine.

    12. Re:Options by Krneki · · Score: 1

      ?????? I you want to play games, you need windows. Happy now?

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    13. Re:Options by Krneki · · Score: 1

      I managed to make WoW run on my Linux box, but it was missing a lot of graphical effects. Did anything change since the last time I was trying to run games on Linux?

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    14. Re:Options by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Care to explain?

  11. Windows 8? by pappastech · · Score: 2

    Is there anyone actually considering using Windows 8? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

    1. Re:Windows 8? by jdastrup · · Score: 1

      Uh, as long as its not broken out of the box, like Vista, then I'm sure most corporations that are currently using Windows 7 will upgrade to it. Those companies still using Windows XP probably won't. How do I know? Because they are still using Windows XP.

    2. Re:Windows 8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will depend on the release candidate. If I can skip metro for our office we will continue to buy laptops with win 8 as they come out. If not, it's going to be 7 for awhile - that means a few extra purchased this summer.

    3. Re:Windows 8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least as many people as those who use Linsux.

    4. Re:Windows 8? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      More likely, the companies using Windows 7 will wait for Windows 9. The ones using XP will upgrade to 7. The only corps that will use W8 are the ones that are currently using Vista.

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    5. Re:Windows 8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there anyone actually considering using Windows 8?

      Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

      Windows 8 has quite a bit of improvementes over Win7 that is being overshadowed by people freaked out about having to click away the Metro start screen to get to the desktop (hackable to default btw). It is starting up, resuming and running faster than Windows 7, has much better multimonitor support, improved file manager, power management for laptops, etc.Ssource: read the win8 engineering blog, is actually quite good if you are interested in the actual product specs and engineering. http://blogs.msdn.com/b/b8/

  12. Has anyone read the whole thing yet? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a suspicion this might not be the only nasty thing to lurk in the small print.

  13. As many people pointed out when sony did this... by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    ...EULAs can't effectively hold up with something like this in court.

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  14. Value added is perception of legitimacy by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If one man has a grievance and sues a company he's portrayed in the press as crackpot. A class action takes the same grievance and because numerous people are involved there's the appearance of wrongdoing, no matter if it's real or not. Lawyers representing the plaintiffs try the case in the court of public opinion until a settlement is forced because the defendant feels their reputation is becoming tarnished. A settlement will mean pennies on the dollar for the numerous plaintiffs, and that's after the attorneys take out their costs.

    Microsoft thinks they are clever enough to circumvent this cycle. Does anyone think they class action lawsuit industry will let Microsoft's new license stand? Not without a fight.

    1. Re:Value added is perception of legitimacy by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 2

      Not to mention that though class action suits don't much help individuals they can hurt the corporation if it loses.

    2. Re:Value added is perception of legitimacy by fortfive · · Score: 2

      Note too, that there is another way than class action to gain status: multiple party "joinder." Many parties can band together as plaintiffs and sue jointly, without it being a class action. They can even share attorney expenses.

  15. Class Action Lawsuits are important by artor3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, class action lawsuits don't help the victims. Neither does putting murderers in jail. But the goal is to give people and businesses a reason to think twice before committing a despicable act. Thanks to SCOTUS's decision that companies can stick a "you can't sue us!" clause in any and all contracts, there is now no mechanism by which companies can be made to pay for abusing their customers. Day-dreaming about alternate mechanisms is pointless. This is the one that we have (or had, at any rate), and for all its flaws, it did work. Companies that abused people were made to pay. But no longer.

    1. Re:Class Action Lawsuits are important by Coppit · · Score: 1

      Yes, class action lawsuits don't help the victims. Neither does putting murderers in jail. But the goal is to give people and businesses a reason to think twice before committing a despicable act.

      Right. Let's pretend we take all the money from Microsoft to settle the class-action lawsuit, then burn it. No one in the class gets a dime, but the company is punished and everyone benefits equally through deflation of the dollar. That's still worth doing.

    2. Re:Class Action Lawsuits are important by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      class action lawsuits don't help the victims. Neither does putting murderers in jail.

      hahaha -- succinctly said. I hadn't heard that one before. Well played.

  16. Time to put a EULA on everything. by Eldragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So does this mean I can put a sticker on my car that says:

    "By Reading this Bumper Sticker you agree to the following Terms and Conditions:
    In the event of an accident the operator of this vehicle shall be held harmless for any damage or personal injury incurred to any person involved. You agree to take full personal and financial responsibility for any damage incurred to this motor vehicle and belongings."

    1. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      So does this mean I can put a sticker on my car that says: "By Reading this Bumper Sticker you agree ...

      No, but I think the Blizzard judge pretty much established that you can bind someone to a EULA if you sell your car to them. Furthermore, you don't need to disclose the contents (or existence!) of that EULA, until after you already have their money.

      If you hate people who buy things from you, then you can probably have some good fun with that.

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    2. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      If you're a giant corporation, sure. (And you could be; corporations are people, after all, so why shouldn't they have /. accounts?) But if you're a regular mortal, sorry, you're SOL.

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    3. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      nope. Users of the software have to agree to the EULA to use the software. The sticker gives no way for the driver who reads it to refuse the deal (opt out).

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    4. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may jest, but something like this may be what's required for real reform. When you have any absurd system, the best way to ensure a quick fix is to make the issue as obvious as possible. What better way than to abuse the hell out of it and make sure it affects as many people as possible?

      captcha: litigant

    5. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Bumbles · · Score: 2

      There are two major differences between your statement and the EULA from MS.
      First, Windows is something you can use or not, you driving is not something that I use. You do not have to use Windows on your personal computers. You may have to use it for work but your employer would be the entity following up with MS regarding issues. I do not have a choice if you drive.

      Second, Windows is unlikely to cause physical harm on its own. That is quite different than some numbnuts running a red light and T-boning my car then saying - see my bumper sticker.

    6. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      So does this mean I can put a sticker on my car that says:

      "By Reading this Bumper Sticker you agree to the following Terms and Conditions:
      In the event of an accident the operator of this vehicle shall be held harmless for any damage or personal injury incurred to any person involved. You agree to take full personal and financial responsibility for any damage incurred to this motor vehicle and belongings."

      Well .. if you are in the US then you'd have to take into consideration that given the state of the school system that there is a reasonable possibility that the driver following you can't read. So all the person who crashed into you would have to do is to feign illiteracy to show that the couldn't have agreed to the stated terms and conditions.
       
      However a bigger issue is that your bumper sticker would only be visible from one particular angle, so once again how could people who hit you from the opposite side have consented to your terms?
       
      I'd suggest that the best approach is to totally cover you car with these bumper stickers to guarantee that every approach angle is covered. However as noted before you'll also have to do some in pictorial form for the illiterate, also differing point sizes for the visually challenged, and in a variety of languages to compensate for those pesky foreigners who haven't yet learnt your mother tongue. If you do this I'd say there was a great chance that people would be avoiding you en masse when you drive down the road.

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    7. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Good luck proving the other drive took the time to read a text heavy bumper sticker before the impact.

    8. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by bbbaldie · · Score: 1
      Dumptrucks in many states have those: "Attention! Stay 200 feet back! Not responsible for windshield damage!"

      I'd like to change that to "Warning! This truck is being driven by an inbred asshole with no regard for your safety! Stay clear!"

    9. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but you can make one which reads:
      "By reading this sticker while in motion relative to the earth, you agree to accept full personal and financial responsibility for any damages induced by attempting to read this bumper sticker. Where damages in the primary clause are not limited to physical property damages, but also include potential injury and psychological trauma that may be induced from specified behavior. This bumper sticker is known by the state of California to cause cancer, which is also covered in the scope of damages which are the responsibility of the reader."

    10. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not that i consciously put signature down, i could have accidently clicked on both the checkbox and the ok button without agreeing to anything... People do this all the time with maleware, so what is the difference?

    11. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another thing, with clickbthrough licences does this mean trojan, virus and malware creators/operators could create malware with an eula so they can sue you if you remove the malware or temper with it, most people click ok anyway thus becoming infected thus agreeing to the eula, would be funny to see the antivirus companies sued for reverse engeneering malware. Or taking down a botnet... Or you running anti-virus software...

    12. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, by not colliding with the vehicle?
       
      Although a software license has to do with copyright laws, not property damage.

    13. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except for the fact that you have to take a written test to get your license? if they dont have one, they're in even bigger trouble.

    14. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Americano · · Score: 1

      Considering it's not a "license," for them to use anything, and the person behind you is not an "End user"... no, it doesn't mean you can put that bumper sticker on your car and call it an EULA.

      You could put that sticker on, but it would not create an contractual or other legal obligation in the other person whatsoever. Your analogy would only make sense if Microsoft was putting a big sign on their Windows 8 package, reading, "By reading this sign, you agree to let Microsoft charge you $200 for a copy of this software, even if you don't take the software, and never use it."

    15. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you can't because you haven't had the other party agree to it. But you can try to do what a company did I drove truck for. They gave us cards and when we were in an accident we were to give it to the other driver and ask them to sign it. If asked we would tell us they were siging that they were a witness and we had to do this as part of the job. What the card actually said was the other driver was admiting the accident was their fault and they hold the truck driver completly blameless.

      I'm not sure it was totally legal, and thankfully I never had to use it. But with how expensive an accident can get, especially with commercial vehicles I don't blame them for trying.

    16. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you're within 200 feet of the dump truck on any road where it's likely he'd kick up gravel or other debris that would also have enough force to damage your windshield (e.g., 40+ miles an hour), you're probably tailgating anyway.

      So maybe you should have a sign on your car, "Warning! The asshole behind you is trying to crawl into your back seat with no regard for your safety or his own! Beat the ever-loving shit out of that smug douchecanoe at the first stop sign or red light!"

    17. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by idontgno · · Score: 1

      A signature isn't your name. It's an action taken by conscious though, and "I accidentally clicked them" isn't going to be believed any more than "that's not my signature" is. In other words, never.

      People do this all the time with maleware, so what is the difference?

      Malware "licenses" aren't binding because they're malware. They're already illegal. Their "terms" are both irrelevant and already unconscionable.

      Now you're reaching into tax evader pseudo-legal-theory territory.

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    18. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      "You signify you accept the above terms and conditions by crashing into my car". There, all fixed. You don't want to be bound, don't crash into me :)

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    19. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by guru42101 · · Score: 2

      So EULA on selling the car that states that the car's residence shall remain in your driveway and that you are allowed to use it whenever you like with precedence over the new owner?

    20. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many things wrong with this:

      1. An EULA is a license not a sale.

      2. Some rights can be disclaimed in a contract, such as the right to file class-action lawsuits. Other rights may not be disclaimed. For example, a tenant may not agree to waive their right to require that a rental property is up to proper code.

      3. Contracts require consideration; Reading a bumper sticker is not consideration.

      4. Contracts cannot override law.

      The closest thing I can think of to this is the warnings on ski-lift tickets, roller-rink tickets, etc. These are called exculpatory claims and they might protect against negligence, but not gross negligence. If nothing else, they are good at showing a voluntary assumption of the risk. They might protect a ski-lift operator in a suit over an unforeseeable equipment malfunction (ordinary negligence), but they will probably not help if the injury was caused by a drunken employee (gross negligence). Still, this situation is different because there is consideration and an agreement between the parties, (ski-lift operator, and skier). In the bumper-sticker situation, there is no such relationship.

    21. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By entering into an accident with this vehicle, to confirm that you agree to the terms and conditions set forth."

    22. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then change "By Reading this Bumper Sticker" to "By Hitting this Car"

    23. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAL, but probably not in your jurisdiction.

      No, any contract (including a licence) must provide, among other things, for consideration to pass between the parties (see, for example, http://www.bailii.org/uk/cases/UKHL/1915/1.html although the line of authority on this goes back a lot further). Your bumper sticker does not provide any consideration to the other party and so cannot create a binding contract.

      The only way to avoid the requirement for consideration is to have an agreement executed as a deed. This carries with it a number of procedural requirements which are, depending on your jurisdiction, not going to be met by your bumper sticker.

      Perhaps a better way to word your bumper sticker would be:

      "By Reading this Bumper Sticker you agree to the following Terms and Conditions:
      In the event of an accident the operator of this vehicle shall be held harmless for any damage or personal injury incurred to any person involved. You agree to take full personal and financial responsibility for any damage incurred to this motor vehicle and belongings. In consideration for your promises herein, I will pay you one peppercorn within seven (7) days of written notice being received by me requiring such payment." - That at least creates an illusion of consideration.

    24. Re:Time to put a EULA on everything. by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Second, Windows is unlikely to cause physical harm on its own.

      Do I need to dig out that story where a Windows Server (crashed after running for 49 days) took down the Californian Flight Control System?

  17. Oh please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apple is a even bigger money grubber than M$ is.

    1. Re:Oh please... by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      At least MacOS still has no plans from moving away from the now-intuitive "File Edit View..." menu system.

      That's the worst part of Win8, IMHO, the "ribbon"ization of the pseudo-desktop that it has. I once had someone tell me "well it integrates with Office 2010 now", to which my reply was, "and if the majority of businesses weren't still using Office 2007, that would mean something..."

  18. Re:Windows...pfffft by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Because I haven't been able to find a pen computer system which works as nicely as Windows Tablet PC.

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  19. Re:As many people pointed out when sony did this.. by Krneki · · Score: 1

    ...EULAs can't effectively hold up with something like this in court.

    Depends on the country. In EU it won't, not so sure about other 3rd world countries.

    P.S: We also hate our politicians. :)

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  20. Forget class action by sjames · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Forget about class action. Go with crowd action. Let 100,000 people file in small claims court at the same time. Assuming the courts can handle the load, I'm guessing even MS doesn't have enough lawyers to appear personally in each suit.

    They don't allow plaintiffs to pay out coupons in small claims court.

    1. Re:Forget class action by psydeshow · · Score: 1

      Forget about class action. Go with crowd action. Let 100,000 people file in small claims court at the same time. Assuming the courts can handle the load, I'm guessing even MS doesn't have enough lawyers to appear personally in each suit.

      I agree, but it would take something pretty extraordinary to motivate that many people to file.

      You could certainly streamline the process by drafting the necessary documents and posting instructions and howtos. You could even set up a legal fund whereby people who didn't want to bother filing could just contribute $5-$10 to people who do. But it would still be an uphill battle to get more than a handful of suits in play. If MS does something egregious enough to inspire a mass response, the Justice Dept. would be all over it.

      It is pretty fun to think about crowdsourcing multiple lawsuits as an alternative to a single class action suit, though. It could be a very powerful weapon in the right situation.

    2. Re:Forget class action by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

      They don't allow plaintiffs to pay out coupons in small claims court.

      They also don't generally allow plaintiffs to get their lawyers to appear on their behalf in small claims court. Often if the claim is against a corporation a member of the executive must appear.

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  21. Elsewhere by phorm · · Score: 2

    Elsewhere things are more sane. I believe in EU that enforced arbitration is not allowed, and in BC Canada you can't be forced to give up your rights to class action in this manner.

    1. Re:Elsewhere by Fallingcow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Consumer protection in general is far, far better in Europe than the US.

      As with many other areas, we've decided not to support restrictions on people who are trying to fuck us because, damn it, one day we might get to be the ones doing the fucking.

      Or, if you prefer, in the US maintaining the purity of abstract ideology wins over demonstrable real-world benefits just about 100% of the time.

      See also: health care, mandatory vacation, sick days, and maternity leave, labeling laws, etc., etc.

  22. Won't hold in court by kakaburra · · Score: 1

    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/15/online-shoppers-unknowingly-sold-souls/
    Companies can put whatever shit they want to in their EULAs but it won't hold in court.

  23. An EULA isn't a contract by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are numerous requirements for something to be a contract in US law and the EULA fails a number of them. The biggest is contracts have to happen before the exchange of goods/money. They can't be ex post facto. So if a company requires you to sign a contract before you buy the software, that's a real contract. An EULA that you are introduced to after the sale, not a contract.

    Easy to see here at work too. I work for a state university so they are very big on the "only approved people can sign contracts for the university" thing. Any contract has to go through the contracts office and be approved by the lawyers. EULAs? They tell us don't worry just click through. In other words, they are confident the EULAs don't bind us to shit. If they though they did, we'd have to get them all approved.

    1. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by artor3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If the current Republican-controlled SCOTUS is willing to rule that corporations can take away your right to a jury trial in a contract, and that they count as people for purposes of unlimited political bribes, and that they don't count as people for purposes of being exposed to lawsuits for overseas human rights abuses, what makes you think that they wouldn't also rule EULA's to be enforceable should a case every present itself?

      This is the most corporate-friendly court in history. Whenever any case comes before them, you can bet your ass it'll be decided on what will most benefit their corporate buddies. I just hope no EULA-related cases reach the court prior to at least a couple of them kicking the bucket.

    2. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Well, if the EULA has to be consented to before the transaction is complete, what then? I'm pretty sure if Windows 8 becomes available as a network upgrade install, for damn sure Microsoft will make the buyer click "I agree" to every term at the same time as authorizing the CC transaction paying for it.

      As to whether a EULA agreement after-the-fact is binding, that's a crapshoot according to what jurisdiction you're in, but as a practical matter, if you have to click "I agree" to install, there's at least a chance you'll be held to that consent. Especially since Microsoft claims to have made the refund process for EULA non-consent easy and painless, effectively nullifying the "agreement before transaction" requirement.

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    3. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Supreme Court ruled that you can sign away your right to a class action, but it's long been held that you can sign a contract binding you to arbitration (ie - not a jury trial) in the event of a dispute.

    4. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if our system were as you describe but it is not.

      First, yes, there are requirements for contracts, but not as many as you seem to think. Yes consideration is required, but courts will not consider adequacy of consideration, which is why many contracts merely recite “for adequate consideration” or “for the sum of one dollar in hand”.

      You discuss the idea of a “sale” but what does EULA stand for? The arrangement is a licensure, not a sale.

      Regarding only approved people can sign contracts . . . . Please review the laws of agency. Specifically, how an apparent-agent can bind a principal.

      Your lawyers telling you to click on the EULAs, not because they don’t respect EULAs but because they have already vetted the EULAs or, because they have decided it is an acceptable risk.

      In short, nearly everything you say is wrong, even though you and I both wish it wasn’t. All of these concepts are easily found on Wikipedia. (which makes me regret law school even more!)

      Mods: Please mod parent down for faulty analysis and incorrect information.

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    5. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by camperdave · · Score: 1

      An EULA isn't a contract? Are you sure? When a word starts with a vowel sound, you use the word "an". When it starts with a consonant sound, including the "y" sound, you use the word "a". So, EULA, which is pronounced "yoola", would require an "a". Note: The rule is not whether the word itself starts with a vowel, but whether the pronunciation of the word starts with a vowel sound. For example, you wouldn't say "an unicycle".

      I suspect the majority of people fall into the EULA=yoola camp. I certainly do, which is why seeing "An EULA isn't a contract" caused an involuntary shudder that almost caused me to spill my coffee.

      Of course, there are people who recite the letters of an acronym individually, instead of condensing them into a word. EULA would then be "ee yoo el ay", which would indeed be preceded by "an". (I suppose there are even people who would pronounce EULA as a word, but accentuate the E: eeyoola, which would require "an", however these people should be locked up somewhere so as not to harm society or themselves.)

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    6. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by mpe · · Score: 1

      This is the most corporate-friendly court in history. Whenever any case comes before them, you can bet your ass it'll be decided on what will most benefit their corporate buddies. I just hope no EULA-related cases reach the court prior to at least a couple of them kicking the bucket.

      How does "corporate-friendly" work out when both (all) sides are corporations? e.g. Someone takes a proprietary software company to court of the basis that an EULA worded in such a way that is nonsensical between two corporations. (Especially if the software company is a much smaller corporation). Something like a multi-national claiming that "per user" equates to "one" in their case.

    7. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... yeah no.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_form_contract#Contracts_of_adhesion
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ProCD_v._Zeidenberg

      You university probably has an overarching support contract/site license from the various firms it licenses software from that overrides the EULA presented which is why you're allowed to click through. This is also why most universities don't allow employees to install software on their machine without contacting IT (and IT has a given list of pre-approved software they're allowed to install).

    8. Re:An EULA isn't a contract by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      What about used computers? With all the software loaded and all the EULA's already clicked? And it doesn't matter if the EULA bans that sale because YOU didn't agree to that contract.

  24. I just can't stop thinking... by msobkow · · Score: 1

    "Windows 8 bit"

    :P :P :P

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  25. You don't have the ability, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you have to have Microsoft Office, businesses have to get it. If you're taking work home, you need it too.

    If you connect to a video on demand service, you have to use an Approved And Blessed OS. Like Windows.

    If you play games, you need Windows.

    If you work for yourself, you need Windows to fill in your taxes.

    ISPs often refuse to support your non-Windows/non-Mac computer connected to their internet.

    But the short of it is: not buying windows means you cannot buy so many other things there's little reason to go to work: you can't, and aren't allowed, to use so many things you want to get paid money to get.

    1. Re:You don't have the ability, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have what you're smoking.

      I connect to VOD services all the time - and don't use Windows.
      I take work home all the time - and don't use Office.
      I occasionally work for myself as a 1099 contractor - and don't use Windows to file my taxes.
      I've never had an ISP refuse to support my Linux computers connected to their internet - they may be of *limitied utility* in supporting me, but I've never had them refuse. I call them up, say, "I need to know X, Y, Z for my configuration..." and they generally help me, or escalate me to some who can.

      This notion that you "have to have Windows" today is ludicrous. If your work requires you to use Windows, they're paying for it. Outside of that, it's possible to survive quite handily without any Microsoft products in the house.

  26. Regulatory capture can be solved with ethics rules by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    It's simple: Add rules to any position of public office restricting the revolving door of private industry. Make those in power commit to avoid working for those they are regulating or accepting "contributions" from them.

    Of course, such rules would require those in power to sign off on them, which will never happen unless they're replaced.

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  27. Re:As many people pointed out when sony did this.. by idontgno · · Score: 3, Informative
    As cited in TFA, The US Supreme Court has already decided this kind of EULA clause may hold up.

    The specifics of that case seem somewhat applicable: The "you can't sue us, you have to use arbitration instead" type of clause was being prohibited by state law in certain states (California, in the specific case), but the Supremes held that Federal Arbitration Act of 1925 takes precedence and overrides state law. That federal law says that binding arbitration is valid if both parties agree, and the presumption seems to be that both parties agree if the user agrees to the EULA by using the product.

    IANAL, but it sure looks that ruling supports MS's position on this. If there's some substantial reason why this case is any different than the AT&T Mobility v. Conception, I'd sure like someone to point it out.

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  28. Class Action Lawsuits suck less than alternatives by DragonWriter · · Score: 2

    But class action lawsuits never deliver anything of real value to the people who actually suffered from whatever prompted the class action suit.

    Sure they do, they provide notification of a potential cause of action that they are quite likely to have overlooked on their own. Potential class members are provided notice and an opportunity to opt-out and preserve the right to file individual, direct-action lawsuits.

    Class actions are far from perfect, but they exist to deal with an economy of justice problem with diffuse harms (cases where they are available overlap, to an extent, with cases where regulatory agencies and states attorneys-general have the right to file claims on behalf of the public or affected specific citizens, but regulatory capture and other effects of corporate influence on government make them necessary.)

    The reason corporations want to foreclose them is because they are often the only effective method of addressing harms, especially where the harm to each individual is fairly small. Mass direct actions have a lot more overhead to coordinate than class actions, and individual direct actions require essentially each plaintiff to bear the full cost of an action to prove the same points. This makes direct action, particularly individual direct action, impractical where the individual harm isn't very large but lots of people are affected.

    Attempts to use an EULA to foreclose class action lawsuits ought to be void as contrary to public policy, since class actions are provided as a mechanism for economy of justice.

  29. Windows 9 by DanZee · · Score: 2

    Windows 9 will require you to hire an licensed operator to actually use Windows. You will not be allowed to actually interface with Windows without an operator. Hey, could happen!

  30. Class action lawsuits by tobiasly · · Score: 1

    Class-action lawsuits are intended to help individuals stand up to corporate law-breaking

    Class-action lawsuits are intended to make lawyers rich while individuals get worthless token compensation

    FTFY.

    1. Re:Class action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been in several Class Action law suits. Three come to mind:

      Sears selling air compressors with HP rating that could NEVER happen (ie a 5hp motor on a 115V socket, Not enough energy to get 5HP)
      A Paypal class action regarding the fee's for currency exchange (got beck $2.00)
      Currently a groupon class action http://www.grouponvouchersettlement.com

      In ALL cases (settled so far) the attorneys fee's were in the MILLIONS, yet I get compensated in the rage of $2-$30. I was never 'made whole' ied my compressor is still missing those 2-3HP, the fee for the currency conversion was much higher than $2.

      So while I would have never initiated a lawsuit, I also, as a result of said lawsuits, have been given what I thought I purchased.

      So I still see it as a loss/win situation... I lose by not getting the product I paid for, and the lawyers wins cause they received millions in fees.

  31. Sidestep this EULA by not buying Windows 8 by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Given everything one has read about Windows 8, these disincentives not to buy it are even better. People can either just keep buying Windows 7, or try out other OSs.

  32. More EULA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More EULA, more TL;DR.

  33. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me again why I'm even supposed to want a Windows 8. If I want an EloiOS touch-and-drool, I'll get a Droid (at least you can easily put a decent ui on it) or (shudder) an iPhone. Why would I want to shackle my computer with pictograms and ideography though? CP/M or even ITS would be more useful. What the hell is wrong with literacy, anyway?

  34. Not really a user agreement: installer agreement by Balthisar · · Score: 1

    As the title suggests, I've never accepted the EULA for my work PC. If I suffer a damage due to Windows 8 on my work PC, presumably I'd still have the right to sue in a class action.

    Or, recognizing that my employment may cause legal complications for damages there, then I suggest that my wife (who didn't install Windows 8) could sue in a class action.

    I suppose that for Windows 9, we'll have to accept a click-wrap license every time we log into our user account or open a new application.

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  35. Indie or major label? by tepples · · Score: 2

    Remember, you don't NEED to use Microsoft Windows.

    You do if you are a gamer.

    If you play indie games, a growing number of those are ported to Linux. If you play major-label games, there are plenty of those on consoles.

    1. Re:Indie or major label? by Krneki · · Score: 1

      LoL consoles. I play hard core simulations, sadly none of them are available on Linux.

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    2. Re:Indie or major label? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I've yet to see a, say, quality TBS on a console.

    3. Re:Indie or major label? by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      If you play indie games, a growing number of those are ported to Linux. If you play major-label games, there are plenty of those on consoles.

      What the hell kind of answer is that? "A growing number"? That's like "up to 100%" (i.e. anywhere between 0% and 100%). Indie games are rarely ported to Linux. That may be changing, but it hasn't happened yet, so what good is it now?
      I'll give you the major-label games and consoles, though some major-label games may be ported to just ONE of the major consoles.

    4. Re:Indie or major label? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consoles are putting the same crap in THEIR EULAs. So no, a console isn't the answer.

    5. Re:Indie or major label? by tepples · · Score: 1

      The EULA on a game console is limited to the game services accessed through the console, not the rest of your computing life.

  36. Re:Regulatory capture can be solved with ethics ru by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    It's simple: Add rules to any position of public office restricting the revolving door of private industry. Make those in power commit to avoid working for those they are regulating or accepting "contributions" from them.

    If the best paying positions by a wide margin for people with knowledge in the field are in private industry, then -- while this might have some effect on regulatory-capture-through-career-planning -- it would also assure that few competent people would ever enter the regulatory agency in the first place. The imbalance of resources and skill between private industry actors with lots of profit on the line is itself a source of effective regulatory capture, as regulators are dependent on information.

    Equally importantly, ethics rules governing regulators don't address the problem of industry influence on the chief executives and legislators who define the boundaries of regulatory authority and the funding of regulators and control the composition of the courts to which regulatory decisions are appealed.

  37. Is it legal to require giving up your rights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it legal to require giving up your rights in the US?
    In many European countries it is illegal and will not have effect.

    1. Re:Is it legal to require giving up your rights? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is legal to require you relinquish rights to partake in a voluntary activity, such as purchasing Windows 8.

  38. Amend the constitution to make it a right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the supreme court can't do the will of the people, fix the damn law.

    Oh wait, the law doesn't represent the people, it represents the corporations.

    mwahahahahahahaha

  39. As if I needed another reason to dump M$... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    But there it is anyhow.
    When Vista came out I bought an iMac.
    When Windows 8 comes out, I'm buying a Raspberry Pi.
    I see no reason to continue feeding the troll. Goodbye MS.

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    1. Re:As if I needed another reason to dump M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see no reason to continue feeding the troll.

      When Vista came out I bought an iMac.

      So...you went from feeding Troll A to Troll B?

    2. Re:As if I needed another reason to dump M$... by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      When Vista came out I bought an iMac. When Windows 8 comes out, I'm buying a Raspberry Pi.

      Why would Windows 8 cause you to stop using your iMac? Are you saying that if Windows 8 never ships you'll never buy a Raspberry Pi? If you're currently on an iMac, why does a release of Windows affect your purchasing decisions at all?

    3. Re:As if I needed another reason to dump M$... by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      When Vista came out I bought an iMac.
      When Windows 8 comes out, I'm buying a Raspberry Pi.

      Why would Windows 8 cause you to stop using your iMac? Are you saying that if Windows 8 never ships you'll never buy a Raspberry Pi? If you're currently on an iMac, why does a release of Windows affect your purchasing decisions at all?

      Because it's the in thing on Slashdot to slag on MS and makes you look cool to the crowd and gets you karma. I automatically tune out when I see 'M$' because I know it's a lame kid trying to look cool and logic won't apply.

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  40. You know what's depressing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Answer: M$ being incompetent on so many levels (technology, marketing, Politics, legal etc.) and still we cannot loosen the grip they have over PC makers and the market as a whole.

    Just today I had to explain to a friend how to move all icons from one place to another. You think I'm making that up? Well, tried to explain using real objects -- only to discover we cannot drag two real objects by picking just one of them... in reality, you can only drag two objects in most cases -- unless you tie them with a rope.

    We should have a distro named Braindamaged Linux for such guys... oh, wait, there is one and it's called Gnome.

  41. I'd suggest by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just by not buying Windows, Microsoft won't see they lost a sale.

    Everyone go out and buy a copy of Windows 8, open the box so it can't be resold, then return it for a full refund with the reason that the EULA you can't see until you try to install it was an unacceptable attack on basic civil rights.

    This is about the only way Microsoft would get a clear message and see how much its costing them.

    1. Re:I'd suggest by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      Hell, we should organize a "win8 returns party" at the local microsoft store. Every person in the store returning with the same reason would make some impact on the store and Microsoft.

    2. Re:I'd suggest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're be attempting fraud and harrasement of the employees on private property. Good luck with that.

    3. Re:I'd suggest by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      How on earth do you come up with fraud and harassment from just peacefully returning goods for a refund?

  42. Signing away by Bengie · · Score: 1

    Signing away your right to a class-action suit should only be limited to settlements, not as entry agreements.

  43. you cannot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sign your rights away..any clauses will be promptly severed from any contract..

    than again EULA's are NOT contract's and not binding under contractual law here.

    They can write all they want in it, it is irrelevant here in the EU :)

  44. Power of EULAs by neghvar1 · · Score: 1

    Some kind of law needs to be passed that forbids EULAs from trumping law and civil rights. With EULAs the way they are, if some law is passed that is designed to help the consumer, give them more rights and balance the power between consumer and company, Microsoft (or any other software publisher) can simply modify their EULA and basically nullify that law.

    1. Re:Power of EULAs by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a judge rule "The right to recourse through the courts, including participating in a class-action suit, is a right granted by law. A mere contract cannot gainsay the law. If the plaintiff has breached a contract with the defendant by engaging in a class-action suit after signing a contract not to do so, the defendant may of course sue the plaintiff for breach of contract and demand the remedies available to them under the law. That, however, has no bearing on the present action.".

    2. Re:Power of EULAs by neghvar1 · · Score: 1

      in fact, chapter 1 section 117 c of copyright law permits a computer servicing business to use a single license of a program for use on PCs being serviced as long as the application is uninstalled before the customer receives their PC back. But EULA get modified, and that section of copyright law is now nullified. When I was a PC tech, we bought Spy Sweeper and began using it on our customers systems. After the third install, got message that serial number is invalidated due to too many installs. I call up Webroot and explain the situation and even quote copyright law to them, but they keep saying that EULAs override that part of copyright law.

  45. Color Me by hduff · · Score: 1

    Not Surprised

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  46. One alternative.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...don't buy MS products.

    It is injust and wrong that this is the only option that remains. But it is still an option.

    1. Re:One alternative.... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      And aside from Apple, which OEMs will allow you to purchase a laptop/desktop without Microsoft Windows?

    2. Re:One alternative.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      System 76
      ZaReason

      That's two. If you search, I'm certain you can find more.

  47. get it over with now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about getting the class action lawsuit started now with Windows 7 for being insecure?

  48. hahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    windows 8 what ?
    sorry dont want it have a nice day and us hackers dont care neither cause no one else cares either...
    put piece sin a cloud and your gonna get burned like blizzard

  49. Hmm, more restrictions on software no one needs by kawabago · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine where that's going to go.

  50. ask canada for a arm or leg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    after all the other body parts are already used and sent to the govt here

  51. Two for one by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    If Scalia keels over of a heart attack, so would Thomas, just to loyally follow his leader.

  52. The hell with Win8 by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I work with Win8 at an undisclosed large corporation doing driver testing. I won't be using Win8, not even if I can manage to get a copy for free. I'd sooner dump everything and jump to linux. Win8 is the "Playskool" OS, it holds your hand and hides important things from you more than any other version of Windows I've ever used (all the way back to v3.1) and I just can't stand that.

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  53. Most of these comments are stupid by Angrywhiteshoes · · Score: 1

    This EULA isn't really targeting people that frequent these kinds of forum/news sites. It's a scare tactic to keep the average American from joining in, to minimize the payout in the end. Billy Joe Farmer "oh I can't sue, I clicked the OK box when I started up mah winderz." Internet Tech Nerd "YOU CAN'T BIND ME LEGALLY TO EULA. EXCELSIOR!!!" Big gap in understanding there.

  54. Utter Garbage by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Scalia, et al are the worst practioners of Salad Bar justice; ruling for something and acting like it was carved on Moses' third tablet and then totally ignoring precedent when it doesn't favor their glaringly obvious political (and social) ideology based on mysogyny and greed.

    I'll say the truth again: worst Supreme Court since the Dred Scott decision.

  55. One more nail in the coffin that is Metro... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another reason for Metro to fail... No one in their right mind will buy it now.

  56. In their defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, I see the consumer side of this, but I also see Microsoft's side. Tort reform needs to happen because of class action mayhem, and Microsoft is trying to protect itself from frivolous lawsuits. It's no surprise that most lawyers vote Democrat, considering Democrats don't care about tort reform. Imagine that! You all see the mesothelioma commercials on TV; these are designed by ambulance chasing lawyers to turn a quick buck. It's a big industry, and most companies find it cheaper to settle out of court, even if they could win the case. It's the same reason why many people don't take others to court: it's simply too expensive to bother even if you know you would win.

  57. Legal, hold up in court? by casca69 · · Score: 1

    Well, of COURSE it will. Remember, Government is Grubberment; if you can't pay the politician more, you don't get the vote.

    Cynical? Let's see. Class actions have been around a LONG while. The new rules protecting companies from class action litigation are not. Those rules are younger than I, and while a bit long in the tooth, I am not on my fifth decade yet.

    How can this be? Money. The recipe is simple. Power Draws Money. Money Corrupts Power. Corrupted power with money corrupts State and federal representatives and congress persons. In toto, and short, Power corrupts, money+power corrupts absolutely. Sometimes, power alone corrupts. Any Questions? Look at the Congressional/Senate retirement package. Golden Parachute indeed.

  58. Maybe Ubuntu should capitalize on this by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    This would be a bonanza for Ubuntu or any other linux distro. They could advertise something like:

    Buying a new PC shouldn't mean having to automatically giving up your legal rights if something is wrong with it. At Ubuntu (or Redhat, or Suse, etc.) we believe in freedom. Freedom to use the software we provide however you want to use it. Freedom to build on the software we provide however you want to build on it. Freedom to keep using the software we provide regardless of what we or anyone else decide to do in the future. At Ubuntu we believe that when you buy a computer, it is yours to do with as you wish, not as we wish you would. Ubuntu Linux - Freedom

    Again, you can pretty much put in what ever Linux distro you want, but since Ubuntu is pushing the desktop market, that is why I used them.

  59. Even doctors have EULAs now by yoctology · · Score: 1

    My eye doctor of several decades recently moved all his scheduling, billing, and insurance to a web site. Guess what the first thing that pops up when you access it?

    A EULA.

    Just a matter of time before all services from pet grooming to parking lots will require EULAs to forego lawsuits, responsibility for privacy, permission to sell information to 3rd party aggregators, responsibility for due care, automatic updating of contract terms and irrevocability..

    When you are dying in an emergency room, I doubt you will carefully read the two hundred page document required before treatment, essentially affirming that you are a serf to the establishment forever: it could forbid discharge of medical debt in bankruptcy, automatic lien on all personal and real property, repudiation of your states exemption from execution of judgment, agreement to a particular venue, agreement that you are already deemed to be personally served in a future lawsuit for fees, automatic 50% per annum penalty added to the principal--you name it.

    "Just click 'I agree' there."

  60. Easy to circumvent by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    It is easy to circumvent the EULA. Either have your minor child install the software, as minors cannot enter into a binding contract or have somebody else install/set the computer up. That way, you can honestly say that you never saw the EULA nor agreed to it.

  61. I Guess m$ New Release is Significant? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Unbuntu 12.4 is out, and looking good. Oh, and Ubuntu is FREE, as in cookies, and toasters.

    1. Re:I Guess m$ New Release is Significant? by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu sucks! It has it's own limitations in its own ways. It is the Windows flavor of Linux.
      Not to mention they destroyed it with that dumbass interface...

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  62. Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never has more been said about "the law" by anonymous twits who know nothing of the law, than this article. Slashdot is just another conspiracy-theorist shithole at this point.

  63. Not in EU at least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most EU countries give a hefty penalty for using "forbidden clauses" like this in the contract... even if it is void.

  64. Where did that come from? by LionMage · · Score: 2

    Jefferson was our second most intelligent president (estimated IQ of 160). We should listen to him.

    That's pretty interesting, since Jefferson lived when IQ tests hadn't been invented. Furthermore, I have to wonder if this "estimate" (based on what, exactly?) takes things like the Flynn effect into account.

    In point of fact, Nixon has a known IQ of 143 and therefore the highest IQ of all presidents who were actually tested. That is in no way an endorsement of Nixon as the smartest president.

    Considering that many biographies of Jefferson place him as the most intelligent of any sitting US president, I have to ask who you think was the most intelligent president, someone who bests Jefferson with an IQ that you estimate at 160?

    You also conveniently forget that Jefferson advocated periodic revolutions, whether bloody or bloodless, and by logical extension a new constitution would have to be ratified after each such revolution. (Think of the French, who routinely adopt new constitutions.) So while Jefferson may have been a strict Constitutionalist by our modern reckoning, he also likely did not expect our current constitution to last as long as it did.

    On a different tack, it's pretty obvious that your response to smooth wombat was meant to be snarky. You haven't really addressed the fact that he raises a valid point: Laws must stay relevant to their times. If you're going to invoke Jefferson to advocate for a system of governance where nothing ever changes and technical progress is impeded for the sake of preserving an antiquated social and legal framework, well, I'm afraid I can't get on board with that simply because of Jefferson's cyclical view of governments and their founding documents.

  65. Motivation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me again why I would want to use Windows anymore?

  66. Jefferson's prophecy is fulfilled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, what do you know. We removed the check of the states over the feds and all power has gone to Washington, and our is as venal and oppressive (or worse) as the government from which we separated.

  67. If you need another reason to avoid Windows 8.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here it is! Great! Thanks Microsoft! You are making my decision to abandon your software easier every single day!

  68. Really depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When my state went up against Microsoft got hundreds back on the thousands spent - or roughly somewhere between 15 and 20% back.

    I've also notified my state AG about this new development, might be interesting to see what "Comes" of it...

  69. Blame the politicians by Quila · · Score: 1

    It was the the Arbitration Act of 1925 that allowed arbitration in contracts to be binding. Blame the politicians, not Scalia for reading the law as it is.

    Instead of trying to get Scalia shot, try getting the current politicians to recognize the difference between negotiated contracts between equals with an arbitration clause, and adhesion contracts where the consumer has little or no power.

    Liberal fucktards always think that nine people in black robes should be making the law, and blame them when the law sucks instead of blaming the people who actually wrote the law.

  70. That's the problem with corporations being people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is that corporations must be people because winning a large monetary judgment is more important than justice? You recall that a real person decided to dump the waste in your yard, and a real person did the actual dumping, right? Don't you think that a real person should be punished? Or is it OK that the real people involved get away with it just so long as you get a large cash award?

    This whole "I'm not guilty, I was only doing my job" thing is the entire problem with corporations being people. If people knew they'd go to jail for doing something illegal while at work, they'd do less illegal shit while at work. Instead, the guy who dumps the waste won't be responsible, nor will the guy who told him to do it. Instead some fictional person is held responsible. ...and that person can't go to jail.

    So what happens? Our fictional person takes the probability of being caught, multiplies it by the cost of being caught, and compares it to the cost of properly disposing of the waste. If it's more expensive to dispose of it properly, then it gets dumped in your yard.

    Except that the fictional person doesn't dump it because he doesn't exist. Real people make the decision to dump it, and real people do the actual dumping, and none of them are punished for it because "corporations are people" and so the corporation is held responsible.

  71. Just in case someone swallows this nonsense... by jeko · · Score: 1

    "Why are corporations people? Because otherwise, they couldn't own property, and could not be sued."

    Sure, because no partnership or sole proprietorship has ever controlled property or been sued... *eyeroll*

    Snowgirl then goes on with a convoluted discussion of how the existence of corporations protects workers from illegal actions they undertake on behalf of their employers, while simultaneously ensuring company assets and directors are held responsible for their misdeeds.

    The mind just reels...

    OK, now for an update from the soft green fields of reality. Workers for corporations are held responsible for their misdeeds all the time -- in fact, they are scapegoated on a regular basis. The system is specifically set up to blame the workers and shield the corporation. See those Fedex Home Delivery trucks? The Drivers -- not FedEx -- carry the insurance and take the hit for accidents. Back when Domino's had their "30 Minutes or Less" suicide jockeys on the road, guess who paid for the accidents? The CEO of Dominos used to brag about how he had a fleet of vehicles he got other people to pay to insure and maintain.

    Need another example? If you're an eighteen-year-old kid waiting tables for the "Tomato-Paste-R-Us" corporation, and you give someone a beer because your manager told you to, and that customer goes out, has an accident, kills someone and blows a 0.0800000001 BAC, YOU will be held criminally responsible while the company is specifically shielded from repercussions by the law.

    Either Snowgirl is breathtakingly out of touch with reality, or she's unbelievably disingenuous...

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    1. Re:Just in case someone swallows this nonsense... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Sure, because no partnership or sole proprietorship has ever controlled property or been sued... *eyeroll*

      They don't. In a partnership, the property is always owned by individual persons, either individually, or collectively. For instance, if a partnership rents an office space, the contract is signed by each partner, and is not valid unless agreed to by each partner (either explicitly, or implicitly). However, each individual partner is a collective owner of the property. When a suit is brought against the "partnership", the suit is brought against each person of the partnership individually and collectively.

      This works much the same way, as one would sue a married person. Most suits that are against a person of unknown married status, are against "Bob Smith, and Jane Doe Smith, spouse of Bob Smith" and declares in the statement of facts something to the effect that Bob Smith's actions were done with intent to benefit both Bob Smith and Jane Doe Smith. Notice that each person is being sued separately, and can in fact insist on separate council to represent their own interests, because in some cases Jane Doe Smith can sever herself from the lawsuit. Now, extend this to the case of a publicly held company. Suits against partnerships take the form "Alice Anderson, Bob Barley, Charlie Chaplin, and all other partners of the ACME Partnership", and again, each person is listed separately, and sued essentially separately, and thus entitled to their own council if they feel that their interests do not align. (Namely, say Alice embezzled a bunch of Derick's money, and so Derick brings suit against the Partnership, Bob and Charlie can potentially sever themselves from the suit, because Alice was committing an illegal act, without their knowledge, and thus had no authorization to act on their behalf or benefit. As well, they specifically did not benefit from Alice's actions, because her actions resulted in benefit only to herself.)

      In a sole proprietorship it's even easier... the property is owned quite simply by the person themselves, the same way my boyfriend owns his house.

      So, let's take a look now at a few different legal entities renting a property. Alice is a housewife, and married to Bob, they are both living with Charlie in a rented apartment. Derick is a sole-proprietor and renting an office space, he has an employees, Eric. Frank, George, and Harry are in a partnership and renting an office space, they have an employee Ingrid. And finally, John, Keith, and Llewellyn own stock in ACME Corporation, who is renting an office space. All of these office spaces are owned by Mike.

      All of these entities fail to pay their rent, and are grossly overdue, the tenants vacate the property, but Mike has to sue to collect the cancellation penalty, and past-due rent. As well, let's consider the individuals suing their landlord for some reason.

      In the first example, given that only Bob and Charlie have signed the lease, so Mike files "Mike vs. Bob, Jane Doe spouse of Bob, Charlie, Jane Doe spouse of Charlie". Vice versa "Alice, Bob, and Charlie vs. Mike and Jane Doe spouse of Mike".

      In the second example, Derick is the one who signed the lease, so Mike files, "Mike vs. Derick". Vice versa, "Derrick, vs. Mike and Jane Doe spouse of Mike"

      In the third example, Frank, George, and Harry all signed the lease, and Mike files, "Mike vs. Frank, Jane Doe spouse of Frank, George, Jane Doe spouse of George, Harry, and Jane Doe spouse of Harry". Vice versa, "Frank, George, and Harry vs. Mike and Jane Doe spouse of Mike"

      In the fourth example, ACME Corporation signed the lease through its authorized agent John. Mike files, "Mike vs. John, Jane Doe spouse of John, and ACME Corporation". Vice versa, "ACME Corporation vs. Mike and Jane Doe spouse of Mike".

      Do you understand the difference here? Yes, people can own property collectively, but say a partnership owns a housing development, and you sue the partnership for an illegal action taken by one partner. The oth

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  72. One sided contracts are contracts. by GodInHell · · Score: 4, Informative

    They're called adhesion contracts. EULAs are the most common example, but so are the warranties that come with mass produced goods, the terms on your ticket stub at a ball game or a parking garage -- these things are contracts and they are enforceable. They're just held to a (very slightly) higher standard of fairness before being held unconscionable.

    Theoretically you could break a contract of adhesion, hire a lawyer, and get away with it. But that lawyer will charge you more than you would have to pay for windows (unless he's a very cheap lawyer, or you get a really bad deal on windows). So, click accept little sheep, go down the ramp into the windowless room now please.

    1. Re:One sided contracts are contracts. by SheridanR · · Score: 1

      So, click accept little sheep, go down the ramp into the windowless room now please.

      Windowless? I wish. I can see them right now, and they're all sky blue.

  73. easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to be a Windows admin back with Windows NT 4.0. I got sick of being frequently asked if my copy was really, really properly licensed. Finally I migrated to Linux. There were some drawbacks reagarding availability of programs, far outplayed by the awkward need of others to discuss my usage of my computers.

    cb

  74. You can't GET the EULA, let alone follow it by rcharbon · · Score: 1

    I've been trying to get the EULA for Expression Web Studio 4, but the site: http://www.microsoft.com/About/Legal/EN/US/IntellectualProperty/UseTerms/Default.aspx fails constantly, even if I use IE. MS "support" has sent me the same form letter three times, saying that if I haven't heard from them in three days, to email them back.

  75. And this has happened when? by jeko · · Score: 1

    And when has a corporation EVER been fined out of existence? Go ahead. Feel free to Google. I'll wait.

    A long, long time.

    Your problem is that judges are specifically barred from fining a corporation into bancruptcy. Oddly enough, that prohibition doesn't exist for your average 18-year-old kid pulling an .mp3 off the net.

    "But, but , but, fining the company just hurts the workers more than the executives in charge."
    Hmm, I somehow doubt that the Court would take the welfare of my kids into account at my sentencing hearing, but OK, how about we just pierce the corporate veil and seize the assets of the directors?

    Again, go ahead and find me an example of where this has ever happened to any company the size of say, Massey Energy, Morton Thiokol or British Petroleum?

    Something tells me I'll be waiting a long, long time...

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  76. Fill in somewhat? by jeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    many aspects of the modern world that simply couldn't be done without the kind of resources that a Ford or a General Electric can bring to the table. The government could fill in somewhat

    Hi. I'm a child of the 20th Century. You might remember us. We fixed a Depression, killed Adolf Hitler, held Stalin in check, invented the atom bomb, rebuilt Europe and Japan, built a national infrastructure of highways and electricity, got Jim Crow off the books at least, added a Moon rock to our mood ring collection and then watched Al Gore invent the internet -- all without a single corporation as the driving force.

    Mozart wrote his operas, Shakespeare wrote his plays, Nobunaga conquered Japan, Genghis Kahn ruled an empire, Rome took Europe, the Mings handled China, and Ogg invented fire all without a single patent or copyright protection to their name.

     

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    1. Re:Fill in somewhat? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Hi. I'm a child of the 20th Century. You might remember us. We fixed a Depression, killed Adolf Hitler, held Stalin in check, invented the atom bomb, rebuilt Europe and Japan, built a national infrastructure of highways and electricity, got Jim Crow off the books at least, added a Moon rock to our mood ring collection and then watched Al Gore invent the internet -- all without a single corporation as the driving force.

      Actually, all of those examples were *implemented* almost entirely by the giant military-industrial complex based on the existing infrastructure of corporations like Ford and General Electric (and Boeing and Lockheed and General Motors and General Dynamics and Raytheon and Harris and Grumman and Caterpillar and Colt and BAE and L-3 and Bechtel and Newport News and...)

    2. Re:Fill in somewhat? by Altrag · · Score: 1

      all without a single corporation as the driving force.

      I said resources of, not initiative of. And I specifically mentioned that the government can fill this role, but there's downsides to that as well.

      Mozart wrote his operas, Shakespeare wrote his plays

      So? Great as they may be culturally, they're not exactly resource intensive on the same scale that building a 747 or implementing a nation-wide cell network is.

      Nobunaga conquered Japan, Genghis Kahn ruled an empire, Rome took Europe, the Mings handled China

      Now we're getting closer. There's no doubt that government bodies (generally in the form of empires or dictators) have managed to scrape together the resources needed to create amazing projects. Though I'd have gone with examples such as the pyramids or the great wall.

      Ogg invented fire

      And... we lost it again. Aside from the fact that humans didn't "invent" fire, Ogg figuring out how to control it is still a single person -- hardly resource-intensive, no matter how great the outcome.

      without a single patent or copyright protection

      Errr come again? What does patents and copyrights have to do with this argument? Patents and copyrights are a tool (a very abused tool these days to be sure, but just a tool nonetheless.) They have zero bearing on the fact that large projects need large amounts of resources and more importantly, a structure in place to organize those resources into a functional system capable of doing great things.

    3. Re:Fill in somewhat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, great. But what about the true important things? What about Coca-Cola?

    4. Re:Fill in somewhat? by westlake · · Score: 1

      Mozart wrote his operas, Shakespeare wrote his plays, Nobunaga conquered Japan, Genghis Kahn ruled an empire, Rome took Europe, the Mings handled China, and Ogg invented fire all without a single patent or copyright protection to their name.

      When Elizabeth or James is your patron --- and maybe a silent partner in what is for all practical purposes a national theater ---- you do not need to go to law to protect your interests.

      What you cannot do without risking the headman's axe is to publish or stage any work that threatens their regime.

      We fixed a Depression, killed Adolf Hitler, held Stalin in check, invented the atom bomb, rebuilt Europe and Japan, built a national infrastructure of highways and electricity, got Jim Crow off the books at least, added a Moon rock to our mood ring collection and then watched Al Gore invent the internet -- all without a single corporation as the driving force.

      What Yamamoto feared most was the industrial capacity of the United States.

      Eighteen American shipyards built 2,751 Libertys between 1941 and 1945, easily the largest number of ships produced to a single design. More than 2,400 of these ships survived the war.

      Range 20,000 nm. Speed 11 knots. Capacity 10,856 t.

      Liberty Ship

      Willys-Overland and Ford, under the direction of Charles E. Sorensen (Vice-President of Ford during World War II), produced about 640,000 Jeeps between them, which was about 18% of all the wheeled military vehicles built in the U.S. during the war.

      Jeeps were used by every service of the U.S. military. An average of 145 were supplied to every Army infantry regiment. Jeeps were used for many other purposes including cable laying, saw milling, as firefighting pumpers, field ambulances, tractors and, with suitable wheels, would even run on railway tracks.

      Jeep

      The Elco company may have had an advantage owing to their experience in small-boat building, having built 550 80 ft (24 m) sub chasers for the Royal Navy during World War I. Additionally, in 1921, they introduced the famous 26 ft (7.9 m) "Cruisette", (a gasoline cabin cruiser). This success in small-boat building was followed in the 1930s with 30-ft to 57-ft "Veedettes" and "Flattops", which were gasoline-powered boats that set the highest standard in a golden era of boating.

      The Elco Naval Division boats were the largest in size of the three types of PT boats built for the Navy used during World War II. By war's end, more of the Elco 80 ft (24 m) boats were built than any other type of motor torpedo boat (326 of their 80 ft (24 m) boats were built). The 80 ft (24 m) wooden-hulled craft were classified as boats in comparison with much larger steel-hulled destroyers, but were comparable in size to many wooden sailing ships in history. They had a 20 ft 8 in (6.30 m) beam. Though often said to be made of plywood, they were actually made of two diagonal layered 1 in (25 mm) thick mahogany planks, with a glue-impregnated layer of canvas in between. Holding all this together were thousands of bronze screws and copper rivets. This type of construction made it possible for damage to the wooden hulls of these boats to be easily repaired at the front lines by base force personnel.

      PT Boat

  77. Humble Bundles by tepples · · Score: 1

    "A growing number"?

    The Humble Bundles, for example.

    1. Re:Humble Bundles by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      The Humble Bundles, for example.

      Ha, funny you should mention Humble Bundle. I just read the discussion about the new Humble Bundle (#5).
      Turns out that one or two of the game "ports" are actually Wine wrappers that work very poorly or not at all in some cases. A Wine wrapper does not count as a port. If you can't expect HB games to be properly ported, who can you expect from an average indy developer?

  78. Scalia is corrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He[Justice Breyer] said he was puzzled by Justice Scalia’s assertion that there was tension between the goals of arbitrations and class treatment. “Where does the majority get its contrary idea — that individual, rather than class, arbitration is a fundamental attribute of arbitration?”

  79. Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure there are others who have already said this, and I must join them: Open Source FTW! Personally I use a combo of ArchLinux, wine, and virtualbox running windows 7 (for work, since I work for a company that uses .Net and Visual Studio)

    Almost everything that anyone needs on a computer is available via open source.

  80. Cant give up your rights by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Especially with a one-sided agreement like an EULA is. Perhaps a concrete signed contract, but even then it can only go so far.

    Sounds more like a way for some attorneys to make some extra cash when they file a class action against them for the EULA its self.

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  81. Only 1 solution by currently_awake · · Score: 1

    Given how corporations tend to buy off government we can assume the legality of the EULA isn't a problem (to them). Therefore the only viable solution is: 1- extract the software without agreeing to the EULA, 2- reverse engineer the installer, 3- write our own installer that doesn't have an EULA. 4- profit.

  82. So who decide what legal or illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is late so bare with me if I make a reasoning/logic mistake..(probably a lot) It is the spirit of things that mater, the idea behind it!

    Why can you not believe most people accidentally clicked on stuff? we do it all the time, I accidentally clicked on a piece of malware the other day. Windows allowed it, warned me not to do (but i DID NOT READ IT) it but let me run it anyway. Some goes for "terms" who reads them??? I think if you run a pole 90% of the people does not bother to read ANY line of the "terms" and does not: quote: "It's an action taken by conscious" consciously read or click on the checkbox and the ok button.
    I read it the first time I ever encountered it, could not understand half what they where saying... but after that I didn't bother reading it anyhow. Just clicked it away. My mom learned being computer illiterate to just click on the checkbox and the ok button when installing software, she does not even know what an EULA is or is aware of "the terms" look at the people who are targeting by the eula and who are using windows, they just don't know what they are doing, it just "works"... Those are not the people that take an action by conscious though or are aware, that is learned behavior. No more or less then a machine executing code.
    If I can not understand half what they are saying, is it really a conscious decision anyway? am I conscious aware I fully and willingly signed away all the rights I have? NO. Like a signature isn't your name same holds here, proof that I willingly "that's not my signature" take that action. You really can't. Or am I guilty until proven innocent??? An action is not taken by conscious though, it seems nullifies any terms to begin with... Whatever written down pieces of law there are that says it isn;t,... that is not justice... that exploitation..

    Further...
    Classifying software illegal or as malware: That does really depend on which country you are in isn't it, if "malware" is legal or not? And who is to judge which software is malware/illegal or not. It seems you "are the expert" and the big companies (especially the anti-virus companies) are the judge or "experts" on that... I am guessing the software per se is not illegal, but the intended usage is? So you can't sue the programmer but only the operator of the malicious software?

    To give you some space,... In your context and reasoning any software with the intend to do harmful stuff is illegal from the beginning (unless it comes from a legitimate company?) Guilty until proves innocent except for the legitimate companies?
    If not then with your reasoning I can qualify a remote desktop hole left behind by stressed out underpaid programmers as illegal software, because it is harmful? Thus I can easily not pay for that kind of software and the "terms" or the EULA is not binding. O but then it is bug...but bugs are harmful, I did not paid for those o wait something in the EULA about that..., because software is not well designed not coded probably and released before it was finished because of greedy managers? Covered by legal departments and a big wallet? That is no justice...

    Still one can easily present a user any legal "terms" even for "malware"... They click on it anyway... o wait NO quote: and "I accidentally clicked them" isn't going to be believed any more than "that's not my signature", is". And "malware" when released it is innocent I think until some anti-virus company says it not... or you as an expert. But then again still it a binding agreement. With the same reasoning you love so much...

    It seems your reasoning is like propaganda and not working for me... it reminds me in some degree of people who follow the ideology practiced by the Nazi Party.
    Only repeating learned stuff without understanding the bigger picture... Or can look outside there box.
    They are missing the whole point of what justice is, and that is really the point, not malware or pieces of virtual legal paper. If you make rules everybody should abide by those rules, equally without differentiat

  83. Coming Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An OS you don't like installed on your BIOS so there is no way to get rid of it.

    And it is necessary for your computer to function at all.

  84. click-through EULA by dgharmon · · Score: 1

    A click-through EULA has no validity in a court of law.

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  85. By allowing you to use the software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have agreed to the contract changes.

    1. Re:By allowing you to use the software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the SPLA posted on the side of the computer is for.

      You, the software provider, by allowing your software to load on this computer agree to the following terms.
      You will be held accountable to the maximum extent of the law if your software fucks up.
      Your software *IS* warranted to the purpose for which I put it to use.
      Your EULA is null and void, you have no rights but to provide me with software and make sure it works, while I have the right to take you for every penny ever earned if your software messes up.
      You will be held accountable if your software allows a virus or malware to load.
      You will be held accountable if your software prevents other software that I want to run from running.
      Basically, you'll be held accountable.

  86. Intelligence vs. Wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nixon has a known IQ of 143 and therefore the highest IQ of all presidents who were actually tested. That is in no way an endorsement of Nixon as the smartest president.

    I have no problem believing Nixon was that smart. Unfortunately (for us, and for him), being smart and being wise are two different things.

    Jefferson, on the other hand -- while his estimated IQ may be a historian's exercise in academic masturbation, I have no problem believing that he possessed a substantial amount of wisdom (thanks to the copious number of insights in his writings). It's also no surprise to me that ultraconservatives have been attempting to write Jefferson out of school textbooks.

  87. Doesn't make it so by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Just because someone says something, doesn't make it so. Companies have been trying to put all sorts of stupid unenforceable things in EULA's for years. They know they will not work. However it does two things: One is that it may fool some people into not doing the said activity, even if they have a perfect right to, it costs them nothing to do so. Two is that while likely stuff like this will be thrown out, it strengthens some arguments, and starts building a history to call on later.

    Basically stuff like this would be likely thrown out as a bad contract, and also as you cannot just supersede other rights/laws simply by "agreeing" to it.
    I can make you sign a contract that if you don't pay me back my 20$ in 30 days I get to murder you without penalty. However after 30 days, you haven't paid, and I go murder you, well that contract is not going to protect me from the law. It may be considered in some way, but it does not supersede laws. Just like if you go sky diving, or white water rafting, you will sign all sorts of garbage saying under no circumstances are they liable for anything, and you will not sue no matter what. Those pieces of paper are mostly useless. If there has been negligence (which is really the only time a person is going to sue to begin with), those contracts/disclaimers do nothing. However they may still be considered, things like they were made aware of the risks involved, etc... which may give them some leverage or advantage in a case, but it is by no means a get out of jail free card.

  88. surrender of consumer protection right by v1 · · Score: 1

    This is why there are laws on the books in other places that specifically state you can't give up certain rights. That way the merchant can't make giving up your rights to a consumer protection law a term of the sale

    I'm amazed that the right to form/join a class action suit hasn't been covered by such terms yet. Clearly merchants will take every opportunity possible to reduce or nullify any consumer protection laws they can, so there's really no reason any consumer protection right should be surrenderable.

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  89. Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lawyers that make their living off of class action lawsuits must be grinding their teeth over this. Remember, in most successful class action suits, the plantiffs get minimal awards, the lawyers collect millions. Ask John Edwards how this is done.

  90. RTFEULA . . . if you can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone have a copy of the actual EULA, one that you could read before buying a computer with Windows preinstalled?

  91. Re:I'd suggest.... by vandamme · · Score: 1

    ....you pronounce that "win hate".

  92. Re:That's the problem with corporations being peop by snowgirl · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that corporations must be people because winning a large monetary judgment is more important than justice?

    Legal theory holds that "damages" are fundamentally monetary, and that a legal judgement can only grant monetary compensation in order to balance out the harm done. If you do $100 of property damage to my car, then you owe me $100. Fairly simple. ("Equity" was a distinctly different compensation that dealt with things that are non-monetary.)

    But seriously. Yes, a real person dumped the toxic waste in my backyard, but the civil justice system doesn't generally care about punishing people for their actions, it's generally worried about returning the situation to the prior state before the damage. What good does it do for me to punish Charlie from the example, when he was operating under orders to dump the toxic waste there? I could not touch the people who were fundamentally responsible, unless I can prove that they were actually causally involved.

    If people knew they'd go to jail for doing something illegal while at work, they'd do less illegal shit while at work.

    People can still be held liable for criminal actions that they performed, even if those actions were done as an agent of a corporation. One does not gain immunity from criminal prosecution simply by being a corporate drone. Each person is responsible for their own actions.

    However, considering that the criminal system is designed to punish people for their criminal actions, and not to compensate victims for the damages done, what you suggest would not be justice either. Sure, some people would go to jail, but what happens to me, now that my backyard is a toxic waste dump... do I have to spend money out of pocket in order to clean it up, with no compensation? Or should I be able to sue the corporation (and thusly, all of the collective persons owning the company, all together as one) in order to receive compensation for my loss?

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