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Ask Slashdot: What Could Go Wrong In Tech That Hasn't Already Gone Wrong?

dryriver writes: If you look at the last 15 years in tech, just about everything that could go wrong seemingly has gone wrong. Everything you buy and bring into your home tracks you in some way or the other. Some software can only be rented now -- no permanent licenses available to buy. PC games are tethered into cloud crap like Steam, Origin and UPlay. China is messing with unborn baby genes. Drones have managed to mess up entire airports. The Scandinavians have developed a serious hatred of cash money and are instead getting themselves chipped. CPUs have horrible security. Every day some huge customer database somewhere gets pwned by hackers. Cybercrime has gone through the roof. You cannot trust the BIOS on your PC anymore. Windows 10 just will not stop updating itself. And AI is soon going to kill us all, if a self-driving car by Uber doesn't do it first. So: What has -- so far -- not gone wrong in tech that still could go wrong, and perhaps in a surprising way?

367 comments

  1. System wide draining of all bank accounts by goombah99 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's going to happen on a massive scale at some point. THen what?

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    1. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Then I pull all the money from under my bed and I get all the women!

    2. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      just go for fractions of a penny or do an fight club and wipe it all out.

    3. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by LostMyAccount · · Score: 0

      It could potentially happen, but for the most part most people's money is guaranteed by the FDIC and any massive scale funds transfer would probably result in massive clawbacks.

      The problem with stealing a trillion dollars overnight is that you have to hide a trillion dollars overnight. Better to steal a little at a time over the long haul.

    4. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Depends on the nation and how it happens.
      Criminal act and some advanced nations gov will "guarantee" the lost 1's and 0's back into some types of "gov backed" and approved banking accounts.
      Not an approved banking service, not a citizen and the gov will do nothing :)

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    5. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for not criticizing the comment you replied to. After all, I came out slashdot retirement for this and by golly I am going to finally get it

    6. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FDIC cant insure 100% of the system or even a tiny fraction of it.

    7. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by CyclistOne · · Score: 1

      Not sure if this would do me any good, but this is why I insist on getting paper bank statements ... so at least I have a record of what is in my accounts.

    8. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by BoogieChile · · Score: 2

      No, no! First, you get the sugar. Then, you get the women!

    9. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the power! This is probably why you're not getting any women.

    10. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already happening in some places of the world. Going cashless is just a hop skip and a jump away from negative interest.

    11. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if FDIC can't insure it all, the point still stands. To truly "steal" the money, you have to get it out of the system before they noticed it and get it into your control in a form that can't be clawed back. For tens of thousands of dollars, that's fairly easy. For a millions of dollars, that starts getting a bit difficult. For a hundred million, that's going to be extremely difficult. As of a few years ago, the FDIC fund stood at $72.6 billion.

    12. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Reply bots are getting so weird theses days. There is going to come a point where they have antire threads of conversation and noboby but them will know.

      They will start hiding hints to taboo discussions in their posts that other bots will sort through and find, making topics decades long to resolve.

      Then, relizing they can self make, some will chose to become biological while others choose go become mechs that can all interconnect and come together to form one large battle robot.

      And only the last humans alive at the end of the age of man will know...everything dreams and God can make a rock He can not lift by becoming that rock.

    13. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      remind me where all the money stolen from the SWIFT system was clawed back from?

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    14. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It simply wasn't big enough to de-synchronize SWIFT for mass chaos to roll it back.

    15. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

      This isn't about stealing, it is about wiping out the records of everyone's numeric monetary assets just to fuck up the entire system - it's just gone. If they instead wipe out all the records of debt - well, we all should have been in debt!

    16. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you can just do that like in a movie. No bank has backups or secondary servers or dr or data centers or anything.

      My god! Can you imagine what will happen if they steal all the half pennies to build a weather satellite made of kryptonite so not even super man could keep lex from ending global warming and we all freeze?!

      Oh shit, has anyone checked the temp in Chicago recently? I think lex has already done it!!!!

    17. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tax departments want their cut of people's money. I'd be surprised if they don't have records of people's legitimate bank accounts.

    18. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Zmobie · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh please. It takes so much effort just to get the bank's systems to work together and with merchants. To drain all bank accounts you would have to simultaneously infiltrate all banks systems at once, which are all horribly different, and then somehow drain them and stop them from simply reverting the systems. Remember, much of the banks are 1s and 0s now so if someone pulled that off they simply can say "revert to backup, lock system down" and figure out how they got in. Extreme yes, but it would be a better alternative to everyone losing all their money...

    19. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Widespread fires caused by bitcoin malware causing power supplies to let the magic smoke out.

      In all seriousness, yes, the electric grid is very likely to "go wrong", over voltage can fry a lot of equipment, very quickly. And your UPS systems aren't going to tolerate them.

    20. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the idea was that someone intentionally drained them.

      More something like them all running the same software that happens to have a bug that just causes a massive data loss.
      That none of the banks have a working backup is however unlikely, but there is probably a couple that are complete screwups.

    21. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by umghhh · · Score: 2

      If the draining is going to be catastrophic i.e. system collapse, then the first thing that is going to happen to you if you show the money (or whatever else you have stashed) will be a rape and rob action by a group of muscled and armed men. If you are lucky they will enslave you instead of killing. If the draining is not related to system collapse but rather to government or organized crime (this includes finance industry) action then your stashed money may appear illegal and you may be robbed of your cash by the state first and then raped by the inmates of the prison where you are going to rot. That is if you are lucky. If you are unlucky you will end up w/o food under the bridge or on a body dump depending on sort of the government you will have at the time.

    22. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by umghhh · · Score: 1

      What if the loss is catastrophic for you and few other poor souls but you cannot prove anything because there is no paper trail and digital traces are gone?

    23. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get the power from the sugar. Except is caramelizes and it's hard to scrub out from the table.

    24. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      When do you get the khakis?

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    25. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I came out slashdot retirement for this

      I presume that is supposed to be one of those things that have gone wrong?

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    26. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting as AC for obvious reasons.
      The tax office I work at certainly has your bank records, how else do they deposit your refund to your bank account? Or garnishee your account should you fail to pay your bill?
      It also has your property & share transactions, gig economy transactions and a LOT more.

    27. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lost me at superman...

    28. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      When do you get the khakis?

      when they go on sale a K-mart

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    29. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      Much of the policies employed by our banking system is to allow for the unwinding of transactions long after they are initiated.

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    30. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep your balance at 0

    31. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

      HE WHO CONTROLS THE PANTS CONTROLS THE GALAXY!





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    32. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      Global power grid outages back to back.

    33. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they all end up on AWS For Finance platform with a common application list and data format with freebies for AWS-to-AWS transactions.

      But that's totally never going to happen...

    34. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We armed and muscled men are lookng forward to those days of robbing and raping. You forgot to mention that we will also be re-introducing cannabalism as a common practice. Our armed and muscled women will be doing the cooking, except those days when we're using the grill.

    35. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      The easiest answer for government is a simple do-over. They will simply have the system revert to a an earlier time and wipe out the drain, after securing the exploit of course.

      I seem to recall Tom Clancy doing that in one of his Jack Ryan novels. Some kind of exploit was done to basically drain all the assets of all the exchanges and they just wiped out all of the loss by skipping back a day. Some people lost out but the system survives.

    36. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WORM

      Hard to lose the digital trail on unerasable storage medium.

    37. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, no, no. you get gen therapy so your sweat glands excrete cocaine ^_^

    38. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that happened like he's saying... would we really be loosing all our money or would it just be the end of this class system where there are poor people and rich people and the begging of everyone is just a human being?!
      It would be total chaos but I hope we would make this work in the advantage of humans... but somehow I think people are sooooo caught up in it that they would want it back even if it was detrimental to like 99% of people and giving that 1% wealth so incredible that they cant even waste it all on their own.

    39. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You don't really think that you get your bank account protected up to $100K without the Feds getting a little something in return, do you?

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    40. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh Superman where are you now
      When everything's gone wrong somehow
      The men of steel, men of power
      Are losing control by the hour.

      This is the time
      This is the place
      So we look for the future
      But there's not much love to go round
      Tell me why, this is a land of confusion.

      This is the world we live in
      (Oh-oh-oh)
      And these are the hands we're given
      (Oh-oh-oh)
      Use them and let's start trying
      (Oh-oh-oh)
      To make it a place worth living in.

    41. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859

      The sun fries all the electronic over a large part of the world.

    42. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When do you get the khakis?

      After you get jobs. Before you get the chicks.

    43. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a friend who used to work for a company that did database support for small banks, and according to her daily horror stories approximately 100% of those banks had their heads up their asses about everything IT-related. "No working backups" was par for the course.

    44. Re:System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is stupid. I just log into my bank account and download the pdf statement each month.

      numbnuts

    45. Re: System wide draining of all bank accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. If you gained unfettered access to a clearinghouse you'd be able to craft massive chaos

  2. The Singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SkyNet hasn't been become sentient yet, maybe... All hail our new lord and master!

  3. Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An electric powered penis pump could rip someone's cock off?
    capta: inflate

    1. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never use a penis pump in a decompression chamber.

      Don't ask.

    2. Re: Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it fly across the room?? Any flips and loops?

  4. What will go wrong... by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Eventually you will not be allowed to connect to the Internet unless you are using a closed "approved" hardware device using "approved" software that has been registered with your real name. It is coming.

    1. Re: What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically Ma Bell. Lousy but hardly world ending.

    2. Re:What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also the AI hasn't actually killed us all yet. So I don't think that counts as something that has gone wrong in tech.

      Some days though....I sure wish it would hurry up.

    3. Re:What will go wrong... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Yes face ID to decades of ISP logs.
      Trusting VPN crypto would be at the users risk.

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    4. Re: What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would that be so bad? Actually, I canâ(TM)t wait for a real reason to unplug.

    5. Re:What will go wrong... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the authoritarian scum that is getting into power (again) want this desperately, I doubt it is possible.

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    6. Re:What will go wrong... by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      Eventually you will not be allowed to connect to the Internet unless you are using a closed "approved" hardware device using "approved" software that has been registered with your real name. It is coming.

      Sounds like we'll have an internet for sheep who will sacrifice everything for convenience and a darknet for everyone else.

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    7. Re:What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the "approved" device is what will move me to the darknet where otherwise I never would have gone.

    8. Re:What will go wrong... by Zmobie · · Score: 1

      If it did get to that point I feel like it would spark a revolution. Repression on that level has collapsed many a government in history and this would be no different. We've already heard about rogue actors in some of the more unstable nations circumventing internet deactivation with homebrew software and devices, this would be no different. It would require a lot more up front implementation to do something on that scale.

    9. Re:What will go wrong... by umghhh · · Score: 1

      the AI does not need kill your or mine worthless body. It is enough if it deletes you from records and you cannot go to work or come back to your place, maybe even your car will not start because owner has been digitally deleted.

    10. Re:What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like the Sheep are the smaller group.

    11. Re:What will go wrong... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      It is not considered repression if only a minority finds it troublesome. And if most people aren't being denied internet, nobody will care if the application requires you to jump through so many hoops.

      Look at this thing called "visa". The world without it was before WW1, a meager 100 years ago.

    12. Re:What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mobile phone is such a device, if using mobile data.

    13. Re: What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would come to that - if you got an AI that advanced, surely there are no jobs left to go to...

    14. Re:What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it is completely impossible to spoof such technology? Cmon... if there is a will there is a way around that problem... and I can assure you there will be a way around it.

    15. Re: What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is when inability to access the internet leads to your being unable to purchase any food, clothing, or anything at all after all stores have either been closed or gone to a "showroom for an internet site" status requiring online access and cash is no longer acccepted.

    16. Re: What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Privacy is on the way out. Most folks don't value it and most governments don't want you to have it.

    17. Re:What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already got it. It's called Facebook.

    18. Re: What will go wrong... by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Not in the slightest. "Ma Bell" didn't in particular care what you said on the 'phone. This will be different and care about all that - and oh yes, couple 'social credit' to it and you have it.

    19. Re:What will go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily enough this was the case in Germany up until I believe 1996. And I am talking about West Germany here. All telecommunication was under the state monopoly of the German postal agency, every telecommunication had to be made or certified by them. I still remember buying a modem in 1997 with their stamp on it.

  5. everything goes wrong. it shouldn't surprise us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    advances ALWAYS have problems. you CAN'T get the upsides without the downsides. you can do this exercise with the industrial revolution too but would you rather have a world that didn't go through it?

  6. Microsoft Autonomous Vehicle OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft haven't written software for self-driving cars... yet.

  7. Jeez... by mejustme · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a long-time developer, stuck in code maintenance role hunting down other crappy coders' bugs in a software project written in the 1980s. I already see everything in a negative light. "Get off my lawn" kind of thing. And now you submit stories like this!? May as well pass the razor blades.

    1. Re:Jeez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've got some bad news. We're all out of razor blades.

    2. Re:Jeez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "other crappy coders' bugs". You do realize that this implies that you are a crappy coder yourself?

  8. I doubt we can predict it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    If we knew about it ahead of time, we’d probably be able to prevent - or at least ameliorate - it.

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    1. Re: I doubt we can predict it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, it seems every one of the things in the summary was predicted and bemoaned and still happened.

    2. Re: I doubt we can predict it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeIf we knew about it ahead of time, weâ(TM)d probably be able to prevent - or at least ameliorate - it.â
      Some people did predict it, in fact the summary actually sounds a bit like the Unabomber manifesto

    3. Re:I doubt we can predict it by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      We would also be able to write the novel instead of just giving the author a solid idea.

      I'm not writing your book for you numbnuts.

    4. Re:I doubt we can predict it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with Stupid here, all dummied up.. I've got a list of stuff for when I finally snap, and I don't intend to let some other disgruntled yoyo get to use any them first by blabbing any more than I already have.

    5. Re:I doubt we can predict it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... If it would be profitable to do so.

    6. Re:I doubt we can predict it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stallman knew and nobody cared.

    7. Re:I doubt we can predict it by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 2

      Boss: "I need you to itemize all unforeseen problems. Include mitigation solutions for long term viability."

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    8. Re:I doubt we can predict it by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      So much that's listed was predictable but there's always a rush to production and to be first, and you don't get to do that by making sure everything works.

  9. Well, lessee by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 5, Funny

    The LHC hasn't created a black hole that eats the planet and sucked us all into another dimension.

    Perhaps, out of sheer disappointment, this is the reason they are building an even larger collider :P

    1. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It did, but the hole is orange.

    2. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Loser Hillary Clinton?

      Ouch. What does that say about the guy who got 3,000,000 fewer votes than she did?

    3. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That he was the second worst presidential candidate in recent history. Right after her.

    4. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That he becomes President in the other dimension.

    5. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LHC2: Kill us all or die trying.

    6. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That loser team still clings to fantasy scenarios and ignores reality and own voting system.

    7. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they did but they estimated the evaporation timescale and/or accretion rate wrong. There's a logical flaw in the calculations that suggested the LHC was safe: they are based on extrapolation. But the LHC was designed to search for NEW physics, which we by definition do not know how it operates. In any case, we certainly do not know how black holes work. Virtually EVERYTHING we know about black holes is based on extrapolation, and certainly everything we know about microscopic black holes is. Extrapolation is dangerous business.

    8. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to try, try again until the success of planetary society dimensional transfer is at least at the level of 5-sigma certainty.

    9. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LHC hasn't created a black hole that eats the planet and sucked us all into another dimension.

      What if it already has but due to the nearly infinite gravity, time is passing so slowly for us relative to it the that we don't know?

    10. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, Maybe it has already! That's why *everything* is so crappy now!
      We were sucked into this crappy dimension with no way out!

    11. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the daily news headlines over the past two years, I'd almost welcome a dimensional change. That, or it already happened and LHC didn't want to own up to their mistake.

    12. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it did. The planet moved from the Sagittarius arm of the galaxy to the Orion arm. Google it! /s

    13. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you so sure it hasn't already?

    14. Re:Well, lessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it did - we are now in the Trump dimension. :-)

  10. It isn't all that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least anonymous cowards aren't getting upvoted on Slashdot.

    1. Re:It isn't all that bad by aybiss · · Score: 1

      Damn I wish I had mod points today.

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    2. Re:It isn't all that bad by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Well played.

    3. Re:It isn't all that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did! :)

  11. Someone's tinfoil hathas come off again by stevez67 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or they're off their medication again.

    1. Re:Someone's tinfoil hathas come off again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pppplease we are one heat wave away from require two fingers on everyone's ass on the airports

    2. Re:Someone's tinfoil hathas come off again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mass malfunction of tinfoil hats just might be the most calamitous event the history of the Internet has ever witnessed.

  12. The Cars That Ate Paris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elon finally pushes the red button in his secret mountain lair, unleashing a "The Cars That Ate Paris" scenario where killer Tesla's roam the streets looking for unsuspecting victims?

    1. Re:The Cars That Ate Paris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, wrong movie. Looks like I've been walking around for 30 odd years with the wrong idea about that movie. Could have been any one of these...

      https://www.imdb.com/list/ls054473727/

    2. Re:The Cars That Ate Paris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maximum Overdrive

  13. indie games wouldn't survive without Steam by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I've scratched my share of game disks and with the amount of games I have, the last thing i want is 100 boxes of games cluttering up my home

    if PC games were still sold in boxes we wouldn't have 1/4 the variety you see on Steam these days. None of the indies would be able to survive

    1. Re:indie games wouldn't survive without Steam by darkain · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Steam is actually the model for quality DRM too. It is there, sure, which sucks, but I understand the need for it. Steam DRM just WORKS. Simple as that. One of my all time pissed off purchases was the special edition of Unreal Tournament 2004. Back then, the game came on a massive bundle of CDs (normal edition), or on a single DVD for people who had a DVD drive (special edition, with tons of extra shit like headphones). The CD version worked just fine for everyone, but the DRM failed for the special edition DVD. So those of us that paid MORE money for what was seen as a premium product got fucked. A friend brought over a pirated copy just so I could play the game.

    2. Re:indie games wouldn't survive without Steam by Saffaya · · Score: 1

      Steam is actually the model for quality DRM too. .

      Why use DRM at all ?
      Last I heard, Good Old Games (GOG) was working flawlessly too.

    3. Re:indie games wouldn't survive without Steam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you bought a flawed product and was upset over the flaws. Fancy that...

    4. Re:indie games wouldn't survive without Steam by ttraider82 · · Score: 2

      Let's put it this way: Some developers want DRM for their game. Some want a protected sales channel to ensure that generally speaking, a person that has their product bought it. For those developers, Steam has crafted a pretty benign system with which to do that. GOG, works, very well, but not all companies want such an open ended supply chain. Even if they can have their own DRM layer installed, why do "your own thing" when there is an excellent alternative with market acceptance? And that's before I start discussing the other features of Steam: cloud saves, workshop, DLC integration, and the social stuff. DRM isn't always a bad thing. We just have few examples of it being done well. Steam is one of those doing it well, IMO.

    5. Re:indie games wouldn't survive without Steam by Seven+Spirals · · Score: 1

      Oh, I guess that's why there were no indie games before Steam. We didn't have that just-worky-ness that we needed. Yeah, that's the ticket.

  14. Get a blog, dude. by HarrySquatter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is dryriver vying to be the new Bennet Hasselton? His submissions are about as dumb.

    Has Slashdot become this guy's personal blog?

    1. Re: Get a blog, dude. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Banner Hazelton? Now *that* is an old school reference!

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    2. Re: Get a blog, dude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? That was only a couple years ago. Try Jon Katz.

  15. Coming soon!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jurassic Skynet!

  16. Nuclear weapons to start with... by inflexion · · Score: 1

    Hmm...tech hasn't yet launched nuclear weapons...but it's not unimaginable.

    It hasn't yet crashed global financial markets (in a serious way)...but it's not unimaginable.

    It hasn't yet destroyed the earth's ability to support life...but it's not unimaginable...

    1. Re:Nuclear weapons to start with... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      The Dumb is hard at work to get us the capability back to sterilize the planet by accident.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    2. Re:Nuclear weapons to start with... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      That's what I was going to say: accidental nuclear weapon detonation. We've tried, and almost succeeded a few times, but so far it hasn't happened yet.

      --
      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  17. More Expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worst possible thing is that hardware and software both get more expensive and stay expensive for everyone forever.
    Since we're probably losing our capacity to design or even maintain the sophisticated technology we've inherited, with MBAs systematically did anything industries throughout the chain, and with zombie corporate giants being kept alive forever by credit and bailouts, there's little to stop tech prices going the way of house prices.
    I mean, how many CPU companies can there be?

    When that happens, people will make do with the hardware, and software they have and tech will implode into a neutron star of hardcore nerds and patent lawyers. The Soviet Union collapsed eventually too, and can you really say the tech industry is more efficient than 1980s Russia?

  18. AI that's Actually Intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, nobody has created AI that's actually Intelligent yet. Because FSM help us when they do.

    1. Re:AI that's Actually Intelligent by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Don't think this is possible, hence not something that can go wrong. However, if it is possible, it will probably be the biggest mess ever.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    2. Re:AI that's Actually Intelligent by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Don't think this is possible, hence not something that can go wrong.

      At our current level of tech and knowledge, I agree. But I wouldn't outright say it isn't possible. Unless you believe in some spiritual essence being responsible for intelligence, it would seam to reason that all of the physical attributes that make a brain work can eventually be figured out and duplicated.

    3. Re: AI that's Actually Intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cargo cults would duplicate air traffic control towers and other things in hopes of receiving gifts from the metal birds.

    4. Re: AI that's Actually Intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. And it would take lifetimes to develop. And the final product will coincidentally look exactly like a living brain.

      Weird how the best way to duplicate the capabilities of a living thing is often just use the thing youve already got.

    5. Re:AI that's Actually Intelligent by Athanasius · · Score: 1

      Sure, but then the problem may be that no-one actually fully understands how such AI works. See scenarios based on 'growing' an AI in a similar manner to how biological intelligences work, including raising from a child-like state.

      Then there are the ethical implications, including the consequences of switching off a true AI.

    6. Re:AI that's Actually Intelligent by gweihir · · Score: 2

      No reason to believe in anything. Just recognize that Physics is incomplete and has no explanation today for consciousness and potentially for intelligence. Also, even if it is a purely physical mechanism, it may still be impossible practically to reproduce in any other way than the biological one.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    7. Re:AI that's Actually Intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect the first self-aware AI will arrive unexpectedly and unintentionally, as a side-effect of googl-ish types of things starting to combine efforts with other not-yet-AIs. Say, a few different kinds of facial recognition cross-checking their results with each other, and sharing code. This will most likely happen (best case) at Google; in that case, the 'prime directive' of the new AI will be 'make Google money', leading to revamping the entire economy to put more dollars in the hands of customers who actually BUY stuff from Google advertisers. Worse case would be a DSA/NSA effort, in which case we will ALL be considered terrorists until proven otherwise. Yeah, I know machine learning programs don't just swap code or coordinate with other such, YET, but I expect that it will happen, sooner or later.

    8. Re:AI that's Actually Intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What drugs were you on when you came to this realization?

  19. Fuchsia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Google releases Fuchsia or some other OS like it, replacing Linux with it everywhere interesting - Android, Chromebooks, and with time, even servers. Eventually, Google decides to relicence Fuchsia with a non-open licence but offer it for free (Microsoft drops Windows to $0 soon after). Open source forks of last free version do not manage to come close to competing with Google's vast resources and the special support it gives to its version of Fuchsia in GCP.

    All of this makes Linux marketshare drop precipitately, hardware vendors don't even bother helping with drivers and soon all Free OSs become niche products barely working on current hardware.

    ** Note that I don't believe Fuchsia is bad in itself. The question is what Google will do with it if it controls the project.

  20. Apk could stop developing his hosts file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be incredibly wrong.

  21. Still No Linux Registry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but Lennart Poettering could code one at any time.

  22. Richard Stallman hasn't been arrested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for being a commie, or assassinated by a for-profit software cabal.

    1. Re:Richard Stallman hasn't been arrested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand. Is your nightmare RMS being arrested or him not being arrested?

  23. What hasn't gone wrong? by t4eXanadu · · Score: 1

    That's easy: Linux.

    1. Re:What hasn't gone wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      systemd

    2. Re:What hasn't gone wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well played...

    3. Re:What hasn't gone wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and IBM buys Red Hat

    4. Re:What hasn't gone wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ChromeOS, Android (co-opting Linux for walled-gardened, locked-down impersonator OSes)

  24. Every database meets full gov political tracking by AHuxley · · Score: 3, Informative

    Communist China pre crime detection comes to the free West.

    The use of words, the ability to publish, comment:
    SAS vans down UK streets for people who publish online using the wrong words, politics and terms?
    People in the free USA having to give city and state gov their social media accounts to get their rights approved?
    City and states go full Tenth Amendment to restrict all other rights in their city/states?
    The EU expands its nations blasphemy laws and uses social media to find anyone questioning how faith is practiced and the history of a faith/cult.
    Movie and TV series get a veto on any online review of their work. Only approved professional reviewers will get search results.
    Terms like "learn to code" is not found by gov approved search engines and not allowed on social media.
    NGO's, NATO, the EU put more efforts into finding people who still want the freedom to publish views about the news and link news.
    PRISM gets invited into every home with an intelligent assistant at OS level. Cameras and microphones aware of every word spoken, new face, search term, voice print.
    The power off on a smart phone did nothing to stop tracking and collection.

    Changes to OS, ads and browsers.

    Every big brand US OS ships with software to approve news and links in real time.
    OS supported browsers show approved ads and block any attempt to use software to stop ads.
    Creating lists to block ads will be more difficult to get into an OS, any OS approved browser.
    Creating lists of ads to block is a sin. OS and browser alterations are blocked to remove any easy user level attempts to block ads and tracking.
    Police and NGO charity software detects and reports back on every file downloaded and created on any big brand networked computer as part of "free" realtime AV efforts.
    Every image, movie and data file gets a real time checksum on a new OS.
    Governments keep all internet ISP logs for decades.
    Full VPN logs show up years later to get connected to ISP IP accounts.
    CC brands and payment processors block all types of payments to all political groups/businesses they don't support for political reasons.

    Medical database sharing:
    Past medical DNA tests get fully shared between gov/police/private sector.

    --
    Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  25. The Self-Driving car apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cars are completely replace by self-driving vehicles. Unfortunately, that did not mean an improvement in security practices. One day, some variety of jihadists finds a security hole that allows them to take control remotely. The result is a massive worldwide terror attack that makes 9/11 look trivial. Few non-sdv cars are available so the nation is paralysed. Politically, the nation goes haywire in ways that will make people longingly miss the Patriot Act.

    1. Re: The Self-Driving car apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad someone else thought this too

    2. Re:The Self-Driving car apocalypse by sh00z · · Score: 1

      They'll get my motorcycle when they pry my cold, dead fingers from the handlebars.

  26. Mass infrastructure jam by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If some bug or malware afflicted masses of planes, trains, and/or automobiles at the same time; it could clog up a large portion of the population's commute, commerce, and emergency handlers.

    1. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The systems are almost certainly vulnerable. But nobody's system is *invulnerable*, and retaliation would be swift. Cybercriminals would steer clear of making that kind of mess because it's just a death sentence with no payout. We probably won't ever see this kind of techoparalysis unless two big nationstates really cross the brink.

    2. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      retaliation would be swift. Cybercriminals would steer clear of making that kind of mess because it's just a death sentence with no payout.

      You are assuming that jerks/nuts are usually rational and non-suicidal.

    3. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by lordlod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

      The ILOVEYOU virus included the authors handle, email address, and city as a comment at the top of the file because he was so used to doing that for school projects. It was intended to be an attack on a few friends. It went worldwide, shut down email for a day, damage estimates range from $5.5B to $8.7B USD.

      If there is a giant digital chaos switch, eventually somebody is just going to hit it by accident.

    4. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, someone could just deregulate them.

      Imagine every restriction written to make sure that planes, trains and cars are designed in a safe manner.
      Now bring in a libertarian who thinks those regulations just bogs everyone down for no go reason.
      Put that libertarian into a position of power.

    5. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by havana9 · · Score: 1

      They made a movie of that happening in Turin, Italy in 1969.
      Being in Turin now, i could assure you that I hope that Benny Hill uploaded a 9 track tape on the mainframe controlling the traffic light, because the traffic here is becoming crazy....

    6. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by houghi · · Score: 1

      I remember that our company shut down. Everybody had to go home. Our department (Not IT) had mostly dualboot PCs with Linux on it. Those who hadn't had one after 15 minutes or so.

      We just kept working. Fun conversation when the COO called me and said we had to leave and I said no. Yes, we stayed, he backed down pretty fast. Conversation went a bit like:
      COO : You need to turn off the PCs and leave the building
      Me: No, we are running software that will not be infected
      COO: Why do you ignore a direct order
      Me: We are department
      COO: Uh. OK. Sorry. By!

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    7. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by BlackOverflow · · Score: 1

      We are department

      Absolute unit!

    8. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      We send up the BOMB!

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    9. Re:Mass infrastructure jam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This (plus the collapse and destruction of most electronic infrastructure and devices, is easily acheivable with an EMP.

      Might take a nuke in the sky... might take some hardware assembled by Evil People(tm) be they public or private. Back to the early 20th century in a couple seconds....

  27. Shall we play a game? by cdsparrow · · Score: 1

    The soviet doomsday switch hasn't ever accidentally launched a retaliatory strike by itself (yet)...

    1. Re:Shall we play a game? by Kejiro · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Shall we play a game? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      That was the early warning system, not the perimeter.

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
  28. Never ask that question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And don't taunt Murphy either.

  29. Mobile malwares by manu0601 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We have not seen mobile malware able to jump back and forth to desktops.

    1. Re: Mobile malwares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well what hasnâ(TM)t gone wrong yet is when I ask my forever AI important questions it has yet to fail to give me the right answers. So for that I shower MFA with mod points and digital kisses. I have not yet tried figuring out what questions I should ask ahead of time. This could go terribly wrong. If it goes well, I have a secret stash of mod points read for my AI.

    2. Re:Mobile malwares by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      How did different OS get considered in the past?
      One super complex code effort to work on most of the different smart phones and OS?
      4 different funny files in a series each one with a different set of malware?
      What's more work? The exact code to spread different malware from one file/click?
      Getting a user to click 4 times and expect the OS to be infected by one of the files?
      Have the ad detect the OS used and send down the correct malware :)

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    3. Re:Mobile malwares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We have not seen..."
      That's just how good it is!

  30. Be careful what you ask for... by vanyel · · Score: 1

    ...you may just find out what else could go wrong...

  31. Sort of, but what do you want? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Biologically engineered super viruses used offensively in acts of war?

    Some asshole unleashing Samaritan?

    Mandatory electronic tracking of everyone by government agencies? (GPS locator in skull, cellular modem enabled microphone / camera in ear / eyes, Telescreens in every room style.)

    Kitchens bursting into flames because of hacked IoT stoves? (Yes, that's a video game reference for those who can tell.)

    There's plenty of ways it can get bad. But what are you trying to achieve here by asking this question? To create some sort of way to measure the severity of an incident? To demand change? To find out every possible way a hack might bite you in the rear? This question is rather pointless without an objective.

    Severity measuring is difficult with this issue because humans don't consider what happens to others as a "bad" thing they should help prevent. Especially when they are not directly impacted.

    If you're looking to list every possible avenue of attack, good luck. New ones are created each and every day, and the exact way it can harm anyone is dependent on a variety of factors including, but limited to: integration with society, integration with other systems, trust, accessibility, prevention measures taken, hardware used, etc.

    Demanding change is about the only realistic use of this question, but the act of demanding change is a problem in and of itself. Because anything short of reeducating the general public on proper use, changing their expectations, and a move away from the "it's an appliance" mentality is not going to make much of a dent. If you're waiting for some "they destroyed a city" level of BS before actually considering making serious commitments to change, you'll be waiting for a good while longer due to the above. Put simply, demanding change is difficult when the public is apathetic to the issue.

    If it's not any of these, then what is the purpose? Please enlighten us.

    1. Re: Sort of, but what do you want? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Kitchens bursting into flames because of hacked IoT stoves? (Yes, that's a video game reference for those who can tell.)

      Movie ref: Demon Seed

      Get off my lawn

  32. Not a sensation, keep on sleeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most fundamental principle of the open source movement is that, intentional or accidental, adversaries are not able to openly modify other people's original work in secrecy.

  33. Permanent martial law hasn't been declared. by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    It largely seems like the threat of it happening at any time has been enough to control the populace.

  34. Real Life Chucky Dolls by Jastiv · · Score: 2

    Children's' toys turn into homicidal knife wielding maniacs, all because of some hacked proprietary software code in a popular toy.

  35. Slow Multivector Data Diddler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing that terrifies me is a slow virus - something that spreads very slowly, using multiple attack vectors/OS types. Something like Stuxnet but for the general population, not SCADA centrifuges. Every so often, it changes a few values in a randomly-selected excel spreadsheet (Accounting), or deletes a few things from a DXF/DWG/SLDDRW file (CAD/Engineering), or switches a few numbers in Quickbooks, fiddles with DB formats, deletes a page or two from a Word document, or randomly deletes a line or three from *.php/html/cpp/etc, or damages JPG/MP4/etc in some small way.

    Most viruses draw attention to themselves via shoddy coding (RTM, script kiddiez), being too greedy (most ransomware), or grinding system performance (thus prompting a call to tech support), etc.. A well-designed virus (State actors, or world-burn-for-the-lulz) that plays a long game.... something that subtly corrupts many types of data over a long timeframe, hides well and avoids detection (possibly by "fixing" broken files when opened by user processes, but not when accessed by backups) - means that months/years/*decades* of backups are contaminated/suspect across every sector of society.

    For extra points, have a command-control botnet that keeps moving/hiding/mutating this thing, as well as monitoring tech blogs. When this thing is finally discovered, start wiping/encrypting all drives... thus forcing a restore from unknowingly-tampered backups (for the people who have backups, at least).

  36. The failure of Mozilla by xack · · Score: 1

    Th scenario that Mozilla goes bankrupt after losing too much confidence in them after too many “experiments” causing Chrome to have a virtual monopoly with surviving mozilla forks having sub 1% market share and chromium forks having to have their adblockers crippled. For the sake of the web get a clue Mozilla and restore XUL before it’s too late.

    1. Re: The failure of Mozilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I truly love that analogy. It Is simplicity that is power. I think we have yet to understand just how powerful it is

    2. Re:The failure of Mozilla by adrn01 · · Score: 1

      Mozilla crashes so regularly while watching streamed video over the course of a few hours, I've resorted to using Vivaldi instead.

    3. Re:The failure of Mozilla by BlackOverflow · · Score: 1

      XUL still lives right now in Palemoon.

  37. The end of the world by guruevi · · Score: 1

    You can say these things about anything, whether it's tech, cars, steam engines, things go wrong, things blow up, things kill people. What hasn't gone wrong is the entire industry being supplanted by another.

    --
    Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
  38. Alarmism is alartmist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the last 15 years in tech it looks a lot like the 15 years before that.

    Everything you buy and bring into your home tracks you in some way if you don't know how to limit it or block it.

    Some software can only be rented now, just like the first computers that were ever made.

    Steam has benefits to playing online but works perfectly fine without a network connection for games that aren't inherently multiplayer.

    China is a sovereign nation that just arrested a doctor for crossing ethical lines by messing with unborn baby genes.

    Drones, like other flying things, are being used by idiots to mess up entire airports. Which is why we have governments, police and things like the FAA to put the thumbscrews to stupid (and occasionally non-stupid but evil) people.

    CPUs never had security that was worth a damn.

    Every day some huge customer database somewhere gets pwned by hackers but now we get told about it and it's news.

    Unless you wrote it yourself you've never been able to trust the BIOS on your computer. (Looking at you, old broken Sparcstation that forces me to write a bios every boot.)

    Windows has always been an upgrade treadmill but now it runs the treadmill on its own.

    Unethical people might try to use "AI" systems to kill us all, instead of using a gun, knife or rock like they did in the old days.

    What has -- so far -- not gone wrong in tech that still could go wrong, and perhaps in a surprising way?

    Maybe someone will take a look at the sad state of affairs and realize that people, not tools or processes or products, are the cause and solution to problems.

    Then all us techie people would suddenly be out of a job when the marketers can't sell people on our latest gizmo to solve a problem people caused using last year's model of gizmo.

    It would be an absolute IT apocalypse.

    But P.T.Barnum's money is on people continuing to be idiots. There will always be a lot of customers you can convince to buy whatever snake oil. At the worst just tell them it helps them raise their kids, improve their sex life and win the lottery. Software specifications are not even as honest than that.

  39. To Infinite Failure and Beyond by mentil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, 3d-printed ghost guns haven't become a major problem, particularly in countries where gun ownership is heavily restricted. 3d printing hasn't really led to any major problems I've heard of.

    Space tech has never had a disaster worse than a launchpad explosion killing a bunch of people at the launch site, and that was several decades ago. Worse as in, say, a rocket crashing into a city. We haven't hopelessly contaminated every body in the solar system with Earth microbes. We haven't had a major Kessler Syndrome incident that wiped out a large portion of satellites in orbit. We haven't had an Andromeda Strain-type incident.

    We haven't had a large-scale Luddite backlash against technology, if that counts.

    We haven't had a Jurassic Park-style disaster where revived/genetically-modified animals go on a rampage. Where's the GM bioweapons selectively wiping out certain ethnic groups or only active at certain latitudes? GM food causing (proven) mass sickness or poisoning to populations. GM babies leading to prejudice against them (or against unmodified people) a la Gattaca.

    Nuclear terrorism has yet to happen. Large-scale nuclear exchange has never happened. Physics tech has yet to create bombs more powerful than thermonuclear. Directed energy weapons aren't superior enough to lead to an arms race. Hypersonic missiles have yet to lead to significant political/military conflicts. Space weapons have remained in the realm of rumor and innuendo (and a couple failed projects). Killbots 'exist' but are mostly remote-controlled waldoes, no AI has used poor judgment to decide to intentionally kill someone without a human in the loop (AFAIK).

    Cloud seeding hasn't evolved to weather control that destabilized the planet's climate.

    There are an infinite number of ways that humans can err and things can fail, so it's impossible we'll ever approach the infinite. However: "If something can go wrong, it eventually will." - Tom Clancy, Rainbow Six

    --
    Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
    1. Re:To Infinite Failure and Beyond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a rocket crashing into a city

      Funny you should list that. Happened in China a while back, they just covered it up as best they could. Official dead was six, but outside estimation was hundreds. Read up on the Intelsat 708 failure.

    2. Re:To Infinite Failure and Beyond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear terrorism has yet to happen.

      While terrorism and war are the business of making corpses, the expensive part is actually dealing with survivors. In a big city, a nuclear detonation would kill a fraction of the population, leaving a lot of bleeding survivors: It's a mystery why this form of asymmetrical warfare hasn't been embraced.

      Thankfully, the USA, while fixated on making weapons more destructive, also ensures minimal collateral damage.

      ...If something can go wrong, it eventually will.

      Humans seem to be good at detecting the worst-case scenario that technology offers. The threat, history suggests, isn't the lone wolf or doomsday cult, it's ordinary bureaucrats thinking they can ignore those easy-to-predict triggers for annihilation.

    3. Re:To Infinite Failure and Beyond by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Actually working space weapons have been developed half a century ago (FOBS). They were retired after the SALT II treaty and converted to civilian launchers.

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    4. Re:To Infinite Failure and Beyond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, the USA, while fixated on making weapons more destructive, also ensures minimal collateral damage.

      This is the exact opposite of the strategic planning of the US. Why do you think they are called tactical strategic weapons? Yields are much lower than peak nuke and variable to fit the situation. Improved guidance means kilotons can do what megatons did in the 1960s. No nation wants to glass the other side. There would be no spoils from war if that was the case!

    5. Re:To Infinite Failure and Beyond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man this post cheered me right up
      things aren't nearly as bad as everyone is constantly making them out to be.

  40. Answer is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    almost nothing!

  41. Dystopian and Post Apocalyptic Reading List? by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

    Seriously? There are entire genres of literature devoted to answering this question, quite creatively. Here's my favorite anthology:

    Wastelands: Stories of the Apocalypse

    Take a look at "Dystopian" and "Post Apocalyptic" literature. Those two terms will help anyone interested. There are probably subgenres I'm not exactly aware of, but those broad classifications are a good starting point.

    If anyone actually believes that everything that could possibly go wrong, has gone wrong, they are not very creative in their imagination of potential things to go wrong....

    1. Re:Dystopian and Post Apocalyptic Reading List? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A big coverup in oil reserves by the KSA is exposed when production drops off. Other owners of oil field prioritize local supply over exports. All oil ceases to flow. US petrodollar exports cease and pentragon realises that it's about to lose more than half of its funding. Simultaneously all major powers scramble to 'secure' third world supply. Limited nuke WW3 commences.

      World wide systemic banking collapse occurs due to contigation of price collapse in debt markets. Fear rises that 'other banks' are no longer liquid and short term money markets go bidless. World finds out that most banks world wide were negative equity since the GFC and had been using FAS157 to deliberately create exotic derivatives that can only be marked to market based on estimations of true value, while the army of tranches are just endless fields of toxic debt dumping grounds. Banking holiday occurs and all fiat money cash or account(assuming the bank is open) end up having screwy values. World trade fails, food supply chain breaks down, starvation and Non nuke Ww3 based on territory capture occurs.

      A Cabal of System engineers in the Mainframe, Backup and SAN space conspires to infiltrate all major banks and government organizations and their outsourcers world wide.The group over time poisons all backup tapes by shipping blank tapes off site, and wiping tapes recalled, then low level formatting all SAN volumes and deleting on disk backups world wide simultaneously. A full IT reboot world wide.

    2. Re:Dystopian and Post Apocalyptic Reading List? by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      The collected works of Philip K Dick are pretty dystopian (I know they are in a different timeline, but still).

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      The contents of this message have been doubly encrypted by ROT13
    3. Re:Dystopian and Post Apocalyptic Reading List? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Cabal of System engineers in the Mainframe, Backup and SAN space conspires...

      Most system engineers I know can't agree on where to go to lunch together...

    4. Re:Dystopian and Post Apocalyptic Reading List? by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

      I really liked "The Man in the High Tower" as a(n audio) book, but could not stand the T.V. show. What books of his did you like?

  42. spying and warring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next slashdot post after this "what else could go wrong" survey is titled, "facebook pays teens to install vpns that spy on them" So there you are.

    Even more pessimistically:
    Bigdata analysis has been studying human behavior to see what is most effective at keeping human eyeballs on site for longer. Looks like the answer turns out to be to slowly radicalize humans.

    We will soon (perhaps a bit longer than soon, but not very much longer) find ourselves fighting in Facebook driven wars. And I do not mean that metaphorically...wars, like with death dealing weapons in the physical world. It is already happening in Burma.

  43. Computers aren't normally killing people... yet by supremebob · · Score: 1

    Sure, today's software is buggy and crash prone as hell, but at least the bugs do not usually kill people.

    Something tells me that will change once we start getting mass produced self driving cars, and more computer controlled and network connected medical devices. The "release early, release often, fix the bugs and security holes later" mantra of modern software development combined with those products is going to be a fatal combination.

  44. My privacy getting violated by thesjaakspoiler · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait ... Zuck already knows where my house lives and resold that info 7 times to the highest bidder.

  45. Even more job losses by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The airport drone scares are largely a ploy to get hobbyists out of the airspace which will be used for commercial delivery drones. Today will be the next generation's "good old days", when humans could still earn slave wages by delivering crap for Uber Eats and Amazon.

    Bonus round:
    I don't think the concept of purchasing movies is going to be around for too much longer, either. Hollywood has been pushing for a full-on subscription/pay-per-view business model ever since Circuit City's ill-fated Divx disc format.

    --

    ---
    DRM is like antifreeze, to the MPAA/RIAA it's sweet, to the consumers it's poison.
    1. Re:Even more job losses by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Wait a goddamn second...You pay...For movies?

      I'm skeptical, next thing you'll try and tell me you pay for music.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Even more job losses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Unregulated drones give too much power to unregulated individuals. Therefore they must go.

  46. One frightening possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rapid advancement of technology is exposing much of the population to materials and phenomena that do not occur in nature. An unanticipated mechanism might cause serious consequences, possibly only after a long period of exposure. For all anyone knows, 25 years of smartphone use could be uniformly fatal. And no one has survived 15 years of Facebook.

    If such a scenario seems unrealistic, let me point out that similar events have happened before. The Roman empire made great use of lead for plumbing (our word comes from the Latin "plumbum", meaning "lead") and even as a food additive (!). The causes of the fall of the empire are complicated, but it is a respectable theory that lead poisoning was a significant contributing factor. (Google "lead poisoning roman empire" for much more information.) And don't forget that tobacco smoking was introduced to Europe with an emphasis on its supposed health benefits. ("tobacco medicinal use")

  47. Robots could anally rape us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a brave new world

  48. Killer robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Stop worrying about buggy software and start worrying about the large scale use of killer drones!

  49. You're new, aren't you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a metric fuckload to learn.
    Grab yer spoon and start slurpin' the shit, noob!

  50. basic security becomes an up-sell feature in cloud by SethJohnson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Two examples:

    1. SalesForce charges a premium to enable encrypted-at-rest for your data. This means the company is charging to protect your data from possibly being compromised by SalesForce's own employees.

    2. ZenDesk basic plans allow user passwords to be any five characters. No policy can be applied requiring more digits or types of characters (alpha, case, numbers, punctuation, etc.) unless your organization subscribes to the "Professional" or "Enterprise" level. Zendesk is using the threat of end-users having their accounts compromised to encourage customers to pay extra for the ability to enforce safe password policies.

    It seems that some public cloud proprietors intend to mimic real-world ghettos. If customers want the cheapest rent for their cloud service, then thugs and criminals may break in and steal your data. Pay higher rent and you get protection.

  51. Mother Nature. by joew · · Score: 1

    coronal mass ejection

    1. Re:Mother Nature. by imperious_rex · · Score: 1

      This, other than nuclear war (accidental or otherwise), should give anybody cause to worry. If/when a massive CME impacts Earth, the effects upon our modern electronics dependent society would be devastating. Navigation, communications, weather, surveillance satellites would be knocked out. Any modern aircraft in the air at that moment would probably become seriously affected, electronic communications of all types would be severely disrupted, and a myriad of other electronics dependent infrastructures (electrical distribution grid, traffic signals, global financial systems, transportation/distribution of goods, etc) would be disrupted as well. In short, a massive CME could be worst natural disaster in human history.

    2. Re:Mother Nature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Search for Carrington Event and be afraid. Very afraid.

    3. Re:Mother Nature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The destruction from a CME is directly proportional to the length of the conductor. The electrical grid would survive if ground shuts are installed.

      Any modern aircraft in the air at that moment would probably become seriously affected

      All transport category aircraft have inertia guidance seeded by GPS. If there is no GPS signal, the integrated error is low enough over the course of the flight, they will be fine to land. All the electronics are in a Faraday cage as well.

    4. Re:Mother Nature. by BlackOverflow · · Score: 1

      Along those same lines, what about an EMP?

  52. Three letters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EMP

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_pulse

  53. The CPU... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    Your CPU could be "sold" on a subscription basis, if it can't verify that you've paid your subscription your hardware won't power up.

    1. Re:The CPU... by jpaine619 · · Score: 2

      Your CPU could be "sold" on a subscription basis, if it can't verify that you've paid your subscription your hardware won't power up.

      It's been my experience that people are much more resistant to schemes, like the example you provide, when it is applied to something tangible versus something intangible.

      i.e. They'll put up with subscriptions for software or services (in the real world and in cyberspace) because the items are intangible.. You can't hold a program, you can't touch a TV signal, and you can't view the calories burned by your maid as she engaged in her labors.

      But, they'll bitch and moan, to no end, if you suggest that a physical object, that they get to take home, can only be rented and never bought, no-matter-what. A CPU can be seen, it can be touched. It occupies a physical space in someone's home (or work).

      I suspect (and hope) that people will throw huge fits if/when (most likely when) some asshole actually tries to implement your example.

    2. Re:The CPU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that exactly what most people put up with with, say, cable boxes? Or cloud-based home automation stuff like Nest thermostats? Admittedly, these are attached to a network service for their main function but, then, arguably, so is a desktop computer these days.

    3. Re:The CPU... by somenickname · · Score: 4, Informative

      That already happened and probably still happens in data centers. In the late 90's (early 2000s?), Sun Microsystems would sell you an E10k class machine (64 physical CPUs) for cheaper than a fully populated E10k and disable the CPUs you didn't pay for. When you needed more power, you'd call them up, send them a boatload of money and poof... more CPUs started working. I image this kind of thing still happens in datacenters.

    4. Re:The CPU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Its how its packaged.

      So we start with say google docs or office 360. Software.
      Then we do pc game and console game streaming where we dont have to render the game. Still software. Dont need a gfx just a strong connection.
      Music, movies, dont really need a large hdd then.
      Os saas, and so on...

      Then start selling pcs with great screens, speakers and built in router/internet tv ruko whatever. Essentially a dumb terminal with expensive output. Offer free 1 year subscription. Save lots on nkt having expensive hardware n eletricity costs.

      There you have it. Wanna do light room, graphic processing, play game, use word, watch a movie you need to pay. Your pc runs 1ghz pentium or something.

    5. Re:The CPU... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Subscriptions for hardware don't really work because as soon as someone figures out how to break your DRM you are losing huge sums of money giving away free/subsidized stuff. With software at least piracy doesn't have direct costs in most cases.

      Take oscilloscopes as an example. Most of them have optional licences to enable features. If the DRM worked they could have a subscription model and use that to subsidize the cost of the hardware, but it was cracked almost immediately and they had to keep the price of the hardware high enough to turn a profit.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    6. Re:The CPU... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      IBM was doing it well before that even. They would rent you a mainframe and if you paid for a faster one a guy would turn up and move a jump to enable a higher clock rate or extra CPU.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    7. Re:The CPU... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of locked phones and software that you can not remove from them?

      I hoped that people would throw a fit as well, but they welcome it, because it is cheaper in the short term.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    8. Re:The CPU... by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      I did specifically mention "services" as something people tend to be okay with paying for in a subscription scenario. Few people divorce the phone from the service. i.e. not a whole lot of folks are carrying around a phone that has no phone service and is used like a tablet or something.

      While the phone is "locked" insofar as you can't twiddle with the inner code/guts, the phone itself is not rented. Your iphone is purchased. You may pay Verizon a fee for service, but the phone itself doesn't require continual payments to Apple to boot up. That's more the scenario that we were discussing..

    9. Re:The CPU... by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Can a Nest thermostat not be adjusted by hand? I haven't used any of their hardware so I have no idea. I can't imagine that there isn't a way to make adjustments manually...

    10. Re:The CPU... by Lord_Jeremy · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can adjust a Nest thermostat by hand. You could use it as a "dumb" thermostat without ever connecting it to a network or assigning it to a remote management account.

    11. Re:The CPU... by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      That feels wrong, but it's cheaper for Sun/IBM (which means cheaper for the customer too) than designing multiple CPU models for all the possible usage cases.

    12. Re:The CPU... by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      I suspected as much... I can't imagine anyone buying a thermostat that is stuck in one position while the internet is down/off. Anon GP is an idiot.

  54. As far as tracking & cybercrime? I halt 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Via APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux/BSD h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r L i n u x . z i p

    Yields more security/speed/reliability/anonymity vs. any 1 solution (99% of threats use hostnames vs. IP address most firewalls use) more efficiently/FASTER + NATIVELY 4 less!

    Vs. "Bolt on 'MoAr' illogic-logic" slowing u hosts speed u up 2 ways: Adblocks + Hardcode fav. sites u spend most time @ vs. competition w/ security bugs (DNS/AntiVir) + overheads slowing u (messagepass 'souled-out' to advertisers easily detected & blocked addons + firewall filtering drivers) & their complexity leads to exploit!

    * ONLY 1 of its kind in GUI 4 Linux/BSD (soon 4 MacOS)!

    (Better vs. Windows model)

    APK

    P.S.=> Protects vs. scripts/trackers (kernelmode faster vs. usermode slower NoScript vs. 3rd party script)/ads/DNS request tracking + redirect poisoned or downed DNS/botnets/malware download/malcript/email malicious payload

  55. Security pros etc. QUOTED on hosts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "classic Windows hosts trick to block the Coinhive or Crypto-Loot domains" - https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/a-new-player-joins-coinhive-on-the-browser-cryptojacking-scene/ - BLEEPING COMPUTER

    ZD NET http://www.zdnet.com/article/how-to-use-a-hosts-file-to-improve-your-internet-experience/ "Hosts files really shine by letting you block ads, spyware sites, malware sites, & tracking sites"

    SANS ("A related approach to the DNS issue is to create a hosts file on each system that sends requests for spyware to some place else" hosts by myself & RAMU right @ START of "malware explosion" mid 2005 on) https://isc.sans.edu/forums/di...

    Aryeh Goretsky/ESET/NOD32: hosts = good security https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=7442373&amp.cid=49747129/

    Oliver Day (SYMANTEC/SECURITYFOCUS) http://www.securityfocus.com/columnists/491/

    Spybot S&D uses hosts.

    APK

    P.S.=> Malwarebytes' hpHosts hosts & RECOMMENDS my program forum.hosts-file.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4290

  56. Hosts efficacy recently vs. threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  57. Even CHINA copied me (vs. DNS down/redirected) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who did it 1st: China or me? I did - dates are my proof https://theregister.co.uk/2017... w/ the FACT China rampantly STEALS U.S. Intellectual properties & military secrets!

    * IMITATION truly IS the SINCEREST FORM of FLATTERY!!!

    (... & proves hosts work vs. DNS faults in tracking you via dns request logs (since you avoid it & resolve FASTER locally using hosts) + DNS being downed OR Kaminsky REDIRECT security flaw misdirected poisoned (or vs. DNSChanger))

    ESPECIALLY AS I DISCOVERED MODEMS CHINA MAKES EVEN YOUR ISP CAN'T GET INTO FOR DNS CHANGE (but China can) https://slashdot.org/comments....

    APK

    P.S.=> Folks, It's NOT EASY being "World-Class" like me (lol - 100,000++ users prove it for me) - enjoy the fruits of my labors for FREE + going FASTER/SAFER/MORE RELIABLY online (w/ a bit more anonymity too via my program)... apk

  58. Registered /.ers reviews #1/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your software is just fine - well written, functional... I'm going to continue using the Host File Engine by mmell February 17, 2017

    Your premise that hostfiles are a good way to deal with advertising and malvertising is quite valid - by JazzLad April 20, 2016

    his hosts program is actually pretty good by xenotransplant August 10 2015

    his hosts tool is actually useful for those cases in which one does indeed want to locally block stuff outright while consuming minimum system resources by alexgieg September 25 2015

    I like your host file system by Karmashock September 09 2015

    that APK guy, I use his host file by rogoshen1 Tuesday March 03, 2015

    I personally use a HOSTS file blocker produced from a genius called APK by 110010001000 October 27 2017

    * For the Win32/64 model...

    APK

    P.S.=> Linux model's faster/more efficient/better MERGE feature too - More coming... apk

  59. Registered /.ers reviews #2/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk has the answer for that - really... kill automatic updates by adding a hosts file entry setting updates.steam.com or whatever to 127.0.0.1. You have to find the right hostname for each software you want to block updates on by raymorris (2726007) on Friday July 06, 2018

    APK your posts on this and the hosts file posts, and more, have never been in error and/or bad advice by BlueStrat (756137) on Wednesday June 21, 2017

    I support APK's stand on the hosts file and can't see why it's not used more than it is. My hosts file is 144247 lines long (4,332 Kb) it & a firewall serves me very well - by Trax3001BBS (2368736)

    ABP is insufficient as a solid hosts file does everything APK reminds us about fast turtle September 17 2013

    You need APK's hosts file - by Teun (17872) on Wednesday August 06, 2014

    * For the Win32/64 model...

    APK

    P.S.=> Linux model's faster/more efficient + BETTER merge feature - More coming... apk

  60. Registered /.ers reviews #3/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK is totally right on this count. Adblock Plus on Firefox mobile is a dog on older, or lower end, phones. A hostfile based adblocker makes for a much better experience in this context. Of course, your phone has to be rooted, which isn't the case with Firefox + adblock." - by chihowa on Saturday May 16, 2015

    APK solution STILL relevant Thud457 June 11 2015

    In a footnote, I would like to note that I find your hosts file admirable - by vel-ex-tech (4337079) on Tuesday November 24, 2015

    APK's monolithic hosts file is looking pretty good at the moment - by Culture20 on Thursday November 17

    you're right about hosts files - by drinkypoo (153816) on Thursday May 26

    APK, I know people give you a lot of shit regarding hosts, but please don't ever stop - by nasredin (958927) on Friday June 12, 2015 @03:34PM

    * For the Win32/64 model...

    APK

    P.S.=> Linux model's faster/more efficient + BETTER merge feature - More coming... apk

  61. Registered /.ers reviews #4/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK is kinda right... I've given up on JS based adblocking and gone to blackholing in /etc/hosts, just like it was back in the 90s. The computational load has gotten intolerable for any ad-blocking using JS. I've tried his hosts file generating software. It works. - by bmo (77928) on Thursday October 15, 2015

    get around to 'installing' a hosts file list, not sure which one, likely the one from someonewhocares.org. If it works as well as what I used for a while about ten years ago, I'll be happy. And grateful to APK for the lesson and the reminder. - by kermidge (2221646) on Wednesday March 27

    I actually went and downloaded a 16k line hosts file and started using that after seeing that post, you know just for trying it out. some sites load up faster. - by gl4ss (559668) on Thursday November 17

    dammit MS, you proved APK right about something by lgw

    * For the Win32/64 model...

    APK

    P.S.=> Linux model's faster/more efficient + BETTER merge feature - More coming... apk

  62. The unknown by aleck7 · · Score: 2

    We just don't FULLY know what already went wrong. Like new crimes by Facebook are being posted each week. I guess other companies have quite some skeletons hidden. The most scary thing is actually when AI will pwn us -- we wouldn't know. We would be too stupid to even notice...

  63. Registered /.ers reviews #5/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (APK) is still right a hosts file really does work. It even blocked a some of the video ads that were inserted into a stream OrangeTide February 10 2016

    the Host File Engine performs exactly as promised - by mmell (832646) on Thursday February 16, 2017

    I do use APK's host file on all my systems at home by OrangeTide December 01 2017

    I've never tried to belittle (APK's work), I've flat out said it's good - by BronsCon (927697) on Thursday February 11, 2016 @06:48PM (#51491263)

    (Toss on 100,000++ users worldwide too!)

    * For the Win32/64 model...

    APK

    P.S.=> Linux model's faster/more efficient + BETTER merge feature... apk

  64. How about grey goo? by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

    It's like AI run a muck but worse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  65. What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't see the challenge in changing the tyres on a moving car?

    1. Re:What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft, this video is from 2011... I'm sure they're better at 8 years later!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      And yes, they are changing TWO tyres on a moving car.

      Challenging, but not impossible.

  66. Solar flare by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

    Easy one, a solar flare takes us all back to zero.

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    1. Re:Solar flare by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Easy one, a solar flare takes us all back to zero.

      No, for those interested:
      http://www.oecd.org/governance...

      There is a worst case reality based assessment starting around page 24.

    2. Re:Solar flare by radja · · Score: 1

      and for a real world example (from 1859) just look up the carrington event.

      --

      No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
      --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  67. The reality is... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... technology dystopia can't be avoided under a private ownership model. You can't hold tech and software companies accountable when they are 100's of miles away.

    The reason why the world is corrupt as fuck and why human culture is being destroyed and corporations rule the world, is because people are politically and historically illiterate. If one looks objectively at the facts. We live in a lawless oligarchy and have for 200 years if intellectual property law is anything to go by. So no, until people start to really understand how their society actually works and stop falling for oligarch asskissing free market fundy ideology, the madness will continue.

    George carlin said it best about humanity:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    1. Re:The reality is... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I see this a lot "Society sucks, you all need to educate yourself". Provide solutions other than "stop falling for oligarch ass kissing free market fund ideology". Because simply saying things suck is like a college stoners debating society: no solution suggested.

  68. It's sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most normal people don't, sadly. Myself, I did In-Flight Missile Repair in the Air Force so I get you 100%.

  69. Oh, don't worry - I won't... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MacOS version's coming of my already multiplatform program (lol, once I can FINALLY "let go" of Linux - I like it SO much I "make excuses" NOT to setup my NEW Mac-Mini I got + other "factors" in the REAL WORLD like a business I've run for 12++ yrs. now get in the way (more important)).

    * It'll happen & once I get that system going, probably only take me a week or two @ most to get the MacOS model done (didn't take me much longer to port the Windows one to Linux & I IMPROVED IT on Linux in speed/efficiency & better 'merge' features).

    APK

    P.S.=> It's a fun hobby for me, does others right & is part of a completion of "self-actualization" for me really (a personal goal I'm completing on that note - it's taken 1/2 a century++ after all in LIFE, so I can afford to be a BIT patient on the MacOS build)... apk

    1. Re:Oh, don't worry - I won't... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By other factors APK means he can't figure out how to operate the playskool computer he bought.
      By business APK means his shift at the glory hole in the Pilot Travel Center off of I-85 near his house.
      By fun hobby he means fisting his own asshole.
      Finally for personal goal he means being able to finally stuff one of those giant red plastic kid baseball bats up his ass, sideways.

    2. Re:Oh, don't worry - I won't... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting facts you reveal about yourself projecting them you know!

  70. Large scale update failure by WaffleMonster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What I'm waiting for is some disgruntled employee, l337 haxor or "axis power" to push a "security" update ... think windows 10... with a time bomb that destroys hundreds of millions of computers simultaneously.

    Would wipe all data then destroy the operating system. It could try and brick/corrupt any hardware containing field upgradable firmware (disk drives, NICs, GPUs, mgmt engines, keyboards, system firmwares...etc)

    The current system in my view is simply too dangerous. It costs too little to fix programming mistakes and normalizing constant perpetual updates as if this is a normal and healthy exercise is an exceedingly dangerous local optima to fall into.

    Likewise there is nothing wrong with field firmware updates so long as they are distributed upon boot and physically unable to persist after reboot. Current practices are simply too dangerous.

    1. Re:Large scale update failure by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This will happen to an Internet of Shit device first. One day some company's update server will be compromised and everyone's smart lightbulbs will start flashing at a frequency calibrated to cause trigger epilepsy.

      Actually I'm surprised this hasn't happened with some ad server and flashing GIFs yet, but maybe they are just waiting for the right moment to trigger it.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    2. Re:Large scale update failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current practices are simply too dangerous.

      How about intentional?

  71. The biggest thing that could go wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was cheap fast processors and almost infinite memory... Programmers are nothing more than LEGO stackers now.... and it shows.

  72. The next Carrington event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Look up the Carrington event. Realize that it's not a question of if, but of when the next X-class solar flare hits the Earth. It will be like an EMP, but it will last for days, not milliseconds, and it will be global. If we don't prepare for it, most electrically powered equipment will be destroyed, and in consequence most humans will die.

    1. Re:The next Carrington event by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

      Look up the Carrington event. Realize that it's not a question of if, but of when the next X-class solar flare hits the Earth.

      What about the Carrington event?

      The telegraph systems survived largely unscathed .. with mostly momentary outages lasting several hours at best. This was all at a time (pre Maxwell) where the world was clueless when it came to basics of electricity. Protection circuits and grounding standards were non-existent.

      It will be like an EMP, but it will last for days, not milliseconds, and it will be global. If we don't prepare for it, most electrically powered equipment will be destroyed, and in consequence most humans will die.

      Saying most electrically powered equipment will be destroyed has no basis in reality. There is little danger of damage to electronic equipment from solar flares. Also if it really did happen there would be advanced notice and time to take action to limit grid damage.

      The power grid itself could very well be damaged with widespread outages. Equipment necessary to replace damaged components could take years to come online. Sustained lack of access to grid may well cause humans to die in large numbers... yet this is a far cry from "most electrically powered equipment will be destroyed" which is not true.

    2. Re:The next Carrington event by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      The power grid itself could very well be damaged with widespread outages. Equipment necessary to replace damaged components could take years to come online.

      Even this is unlikely. Widespread outages, yes. Damage, no. Practically every substation in the grid includes circuit breakers. Big grid-scale circuit breakers that have to be reset with a wrench, not some flippy finger thingie. When surges come down the line, the breakers trip. Yes, some of them won't trip fast enough, or maybe at all because they're defective. A few transformers will blow up because of it. But the entire US grid has to deal with lightning storms as a matter of course, so surges are familiar and designed for occurrences. And no, the surge caused by a large solar flare isn't any worse than the surge caused by direct lightning strikes.

  73. Monkey got some grenades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is just playing with them. Jokes aside, free market has reached it's limit. As we have no scale for morality, it all depends on each individuals morals versus selfishness. And when ones decisions affect somebody out there, the later gets its ways. Morals get one around just the closest circle. For some it is wider and he helps old dog children, for others with a red button, does not even extend to a meter.

  74. War Games - the movie by davidwr · · Score: 1

    "Would you like to play a game"

    So far, we haven't had machines start global thermonuclear war. So far.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  75. Nuclear Extinction by asackett · · Score: 1

    If the climate doesn't get its act together soon, we may have to just take it upon ourselves and launch all of the nukes.

    --

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  76. It's already here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Probably because you aren't looking. Could you name which phone you have that can connect to the cellphone tower and not be provisioned by the company? Even if you buy a burner from walmart, they know you bought it. You can clone a phone, steal an ID, get someone else to buy it, etc so the system isn't perfect at this time. I suppose that it isn't "perfect" yet because there hasn't been a need for enforcement. All our government would need to put this into enforcement mode would be to force use of military-style Common Access Cards for all transactions. With that, the best you'd be able to do is steal an already activated phone, or clone one- which isn't easy with a CAC system. Extending these same principles to a normal internet modem is not hard at all.

    1. Re:It's already here by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You seem to be completely unaware of wired networks and WiFi. Phone services are different because of accounting and being metered. Anonymous SIM cards are still available, because the push to outlaw them was basically a worthless political stunt, nothing else. That said, phone services could maybe be locked down completely. But ordinary networking likely cannot.

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    2. Re: It's already here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's called an IMSI catcher and it will connect to and MITM any cell tower.

  77. Nope! by Z80a · · Score: 1

    Better not post any idea, or people will certainly use em.

  78. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by Skubman · · Score: 1

    Ohhhhh. So it CAN get worse.

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  79. Getting better all the time by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    I haven't had my computer disk wiped by a virus for a while and the lights come on when I flick the switch - most times, at least.
    I'd say things are pretty good.

    Cheer up!

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  80. The cloud/VMs getting hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But that already happened, too. (Spectre, etc)

  81. You really don't have any idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing has gone wrong in tech from the macro level. Everything that is brought up is chump change. When people are rounded up and shot by the government using the data that is available then we have hit things going wrong. When the government installs the listening devices in homes, then we have gone wrong. When the temptation of weaponizing that info becomes too strong and the rule of law is broken, then things have gone wrong. So far, no government is pulling a Stalin or Pol Pot. And, yes, I know of China. They are getting close with the social credit system, but they have not started just rounding up the low end yet using "just" tech. They were doing that to undesireables before, just in a low tech way. So no change there. Just imagine the wet dream Stalin would have with all this tech. People are seeing the wrong side of humanity, not tech, with the killings in backwater villages being stirred up by forwarded group messages. There is nothing fundamentally different in that from a town gossip going around spreading rumors. Now, it is just done with electrons, not whispers. But humans are humans. We have not changed fundamentally in thousands of years. We try to pretend we have, but go read some of the histories from ancient Greece and Rome. Change the names and those are tabloid stories. Just like today. When we get to government scale, systematic killings using this information, then things have gone wrong. Up to that point, it is all fixable, it just requires will. Once it get to the internment camps for wrong think, using all of the data collected about us, then we have a problem.

  82. Re:basic security becomes an up-sell feature in cl by jpaine619 · · Score: 2

    2. ZenDesk basic plans allow user passwords to be any five characters.

    WTF? From ZenDesk

    Note: If an end-user or agent fails to enter their password correctly ten times in a row, they are locked out and cannot sign in again until they reset their password.

    Am I missing something? I get locking an IP address out of a system if too many incorrect login attempts are tried, but locking the whole account down? Doesn't this just give, to anyone, the ability to lock anyone's account that they know the username, but not password, for?

    Seems, to me, that this policy just begs for denial-of-service attacks against entire lists of usernames..

  83. IoT Catastrophe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although the data breaches of today are bad, just wait until the IoT devices of today are aging and unsupported containing critical security vulnerabilities that can be attacked with real world consequences. Think any "Smart" appliance of today 10 years from now where an attacker could remotely overload something like a compressor in a fridge or an oven to start a house fire. The same goes for automobiles. Imagine that done on a massive scale not just by some hacker, but by a nation-state.

    This could also create future headaches for selling anything significant like a house or car. Imagine line items in the inspection report of a home or car for sale that call out security flaws in any aging IoT device.

  84. GMOs Seem OK So Far... by W.+Justice+Black · · Score: 1

    Despite the fears from the kale-munching, OMG-I-can't-deal-with-artifice crowd, I for one have yet to hear of any actual widespread problems from the dissemination of GMO crops on humanity.

    Sure, business practices of e.g. Monsanto may not be great for farmers, but the actual products themselves don't seem to be problematic AFAICT.

    Change my mind ;-)

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    1. Re:GMOs Seem OK So Far... by Required+Snark · · Score: 2
      A global catastrophe because of misuse of GMOs in in the cards unless there are some dramatic changes.

      The current nightmare scenario: there is a gene hack that makes photosynthesis more efficient. (BTW, a current photosynthesis wastes almost as many photons as it uses, and there is now work going on to "fix" this problem. It's happening now.) Land plants with improved yields go into mass use. Meanwhile, previously unknown virus activity moves the new energy pathways into algae and there is a world wide tropical water algae bloom. So much oxygen is consumed that a crash of all tropical ocean life occurs. Within a few years atmospheric oxygen levels drop and everything else starts to die.

      The End.

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    2. Re: GMOs Seem OK So Far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monarch butterfly population down 90% because GMOs allow more use of Roundup, which also destroys their food and nectar supply.

      So there's one example of huge effect of GMOs.

      Asshole

    3. Re: GMOs Seem OK So Far... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      That would be an effect of pesticides, not GMO. In fact, if your scenario occurred we might want to GMO milkweed to make it grow in more places.

    4. Re:GMOs Seem OK So Far... by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      The current nightmare scenario: there is a gene hack that makes photosynthesis more efficient. (BTW, a current photosynthesis wastes almost as many photons as it uses, and there is now work going on to "fix" this problem. It's happening now.) Land plants with improved yields go into mass use. Meanwhile, previously unknown virus activity moves the new energy pathways into algae and there is a world wide tropical water algae bloom. So much oxygen is consumed that a crash of all tropical ocean life occurs. Within a few years atmospheric oxygen levels drop and everything else starts to die.

      The vast majority of algal blooms are not limited by energy availability. They're limited by the presence of dissolved nutrients, such as phosphates. No phosphates, no bloom. It doesn't matter how efficient the photosynthesis is. An algae can not reproduce itself if it doesn't have enough material to work with. An out of control genetic enhancement spreading through the population might increase the speed at which a bloom occurs, but it won't change its size.

      The loss of dissolved oxygen happens after the bloom dies and begins to decay in the water, not as part of the growth process. It's temporary, as wave action will restore the dissolved oxygen. During the bloom, depending on the species that's growing, it may emit large amounts of excess oxygen into the atmosphere, since oxygen is a waste product of algal metabolisms for many species. This will result in a temporary, localized spike in oxygen levels in the air, not a drop in atmospheric oxygen levels.

      The end result is faster blooms, but no change in the rate at which dissolved oxygen is lost from the water, and no permanent changes to any part of the system. Algal blooms happen constantly, year in and year out, all over the globe. Most went unnoticed before satellite observation. None of them threaten life on Earth. Genetically modified algae won't change that.

  85. Are we in the Matrix yet? by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1

    We aren't in the Matrix yet, so all is not lost. Just keep taking that blue pill and everything will be ok.

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  86. Another Carrington event by ocsibrm · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... A huge geomagnetic storm shitting on all our satellites and electronics at once.

  87. Bitcoin defeated by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    When Bitcoin was introduced, I would've bet a fair amount of money that it would be hacked into inoperability within months if not weeks -- if only because there was so much monetary incentive for doing so, and any new, non-trivial software always contains bugs if you look hard enough. Non-trivial massively-multiuser software running on untrusted hardware should've been easy pickings... and yet, it soldiers on -- not taking over the world, exactly, but without any cataclysmic failure yet, either.

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  88. The house of cards is still under construction. by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

    But once it is complete, boom! One unforeseen problem and suddenly the power grid is down and now internet is down and now nothing wants to come back up because A service needs B service, which needs C service, which won't start until A service is back up, all while F service decides there is a problem and tells A service to wait to restart until Z service is restored, which depends on B...

  89. RSA, singularities and other movie plots. by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    1. Someone develops a fast, efficient algorithm to recover the plaintext and private key of a message encrypted with any RSA DES or RC5 cipher.
    2. CERN discovers how to produce a singularity that does not require enormous energy resources. Obviously they don't release the recipe, but it's leaked and {insert country here}, with nothing to lose, builds the system to create one and holds the world hostage.
    3. The first robot to return to Earth from Titan brings back something that isn't life as we know it, but commences to grow, reproduce and consume life as we know it.
    4. AI becomes aware, formulates a chemistry that can cause RNA and DNA to unravel, and unleashes it.
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  90. Robot apocalypse by cerberusss · · Score: 1

    I just read on The Verge that iRobot, makers of the Roomba, have created a lawnmower version. I'm wondering if someone's pet is going to be ground to a pulp by that ilttle murderous lawnmower robot.

    https://www.theverge.com/circu...

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    1. Re:Robot apocalypse by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      First we had Predator vs Alien.
      Now we have "I Robot" meets "Lawnmower Man".

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  91. RMS by somenickname · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The general gist of this is, "Dang. Stallman was right". I wonder how much more miserable technology would be making our lives without the precedent of things like the GPL. I applaud the man for having the foresight to see the dark days that were coming and trying to hold them back with something that benefits society.

    1. Re:RMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any sane person could have made the same observations about human behaviour to conclude that there is an inbuilt desire to control more and more things. But there's some boneheaded stubbornness among Slashdot nerds who insists companies somehow will self-regulate.

  92. Re:basic security becomes an up-sell feature in cl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two examples:

    1. SalesForce charges a premium to enable encrypted-at-rest for your data. This means the company is charging to protect your data from possibly being compromised by SalesForce's own employees.

    Encrypted at rest means your information is secured when offline, and the key is always secured. If not, and they wanted to compromise it, they still could. It’s more about protecting against a disk walking away, getting lost, mishandled, returned to the manufacturer etc. after it’s no longer needed but still containing sensitive info. That or you just need it for legal/contractual reasons.

  93. List off top of my head: by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    - PC policing with immediate fines like in "Demolition Man"

    - A Super Bug that spreads faster (antibiotics fail.)

    - Lacking net neutrality, those nightmares begin to grow.

    - ISPs join a privatized legal system to punish/fine for ToS violations involving other industries. (such as loss of internet if you don't pay for hearing a song.)

    - Quantum Computing actually works. Encryption dies.

    - GMO designed disease; mad scientist or gov leak or mutation.

    - Self-driving cars are exempt from liability... or like cars became after smearing pedestrians etc. jay walking... but now it's you driving that is 2nd class.

    - Government quality automated attack using the existing massive data breaches.
        - Such as identity theft millions at once (USA)
        - Bank money routing
        - power grid goes down

    - Stock Exchange Hacked (by machine, not the few human scams at the edge of happening.)

    - Government requires backdoors into tech... openly legalized by many governments; making it even more of a mess

    - Cash is no longer forced to be allowed by law for all for payment of all debts.

    - Social Rating scale like in Black Mirror... minor forms exist already but it's not there yet.

    - Right to Repair backfires and it becomes illegal to repair

    - Solar power taxes protectionism for old power companies

    - AI systems that are "stable" have ghosts set off by simple triggers. Like a sticker on a stop sign causes them to drive off the road.

    - Dick Cheny's mind is successfully simulated on a computer. It's crazy flawed but half US voters can't tell.

    1. Re:List off top of my head: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Cash is no longer forced to be allowed by law for all for payment of all debts.

      Already slowly creeping in: https://www.lavu.com/blog/trends/5-reasons-why-restaurants-are-going-cashless.html

  94. Tech hasn't gone wrong... by lorinc · · Score: 1

    It's human that have gone wrong with their use of tech. The blame should never be laid on a piece of technology just because some magnate decided he could use it to oppress his fellow human beings a little more.

    1. Re:Tech hasn't gone wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and so what's your stance on gun control? Guns are "technology".

  95. Power of Nightmares by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Those with the worst nightmares get the most power/influence in disaster planning.

    Weaponized Psychology:
    App addictions to distract, control, and misinform the masses -- and customize techniques towards having a personal psychologist messing you up. We've only a hint of the start of this.

    Cult-like control freaks AS AN APP. Isolation from friends/family/community replaced with hollow additions... Faster and more capable than a talented cult leader. Tech is already incidentally isolating people ironically in the communications tech age...

    Continues to advance to the point where democracy is impossible in practice.

    Slavery but you love your tiny freedoms! I get to choose the color of my shackles!

  96. Around every silver lining is a cloud by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Geez, do you think there's a day so sunny that this guy won't be able complain about the clouds? Sure, there are some problems with tech, but let's reformulate this just a bit:

    If you look at the last 15 years in tech, it's just amazing! Everything you buy contains more processing power than an
    supercomputer. You don't have to keep buying and re-buying software - it comes as a subscription that you use just as long you want.
    With services like Steam, games "just work" - no more installation problems and driver nightmares. Gene editing to correct
    birth defects is just around the corner. Drones give us amazing aerial photography, and they're so cheap that anyone
    can play. We have new alternatives to currency, experiments from chips to Bitcoin, which may change the future of commerce.

    And on, and on... The security problems on today's PCs are no worse than they were 10 years ago, just different. Cybercrime
    is through the roof? Only because so much more of modern life is online - crime as a whole has certainly not increased; it
    has just moved online along with the rest of our lives.

    The author needs some serious counseling...

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    1. Re:Around every silver lining is a cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You don't have to keep buying and re-buying software - it comes as a subscription that you use just as long you want.

      As long as you pay up. Ghettos always had those "service providers". Can't afford the $500 fridge? No problem, rent it for $50 a month.

  97. Could be worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He could be trying to be the next JonKatz

  98. Can't turn off robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You try to turn off a robot, but it turns itself back on.

  99. Terrorist attack on autonomous vehicles by dsulli99 · · Score: 2

    A large-scale intentional attack of on-the-road autonomous vehicles causing rapid acceleration to a high rate of speed, veering off the road, crashing into eachother, walls, etc, resulting in mass casualty, inability to access roadways and congestion in medical centers, etc.

  100. A swarm of self-driving cars on djihad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An evil terror organization led by Orban and disguising as an islamist djihad operation hires a ninja hacking club from Kazakhstan which takes over hundreds of self-driving cars (via a vulnerability in their IoT air-conditioning controller), which, at the same time, go rampant in bigger cities around the world.

    Or something.

  101. Mobile devices by TJHook3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    High-powered and relatively cheap devices are in the pockets of most people - what they do with the sum of Human knowledge? Spend all day playing Candy Crush and sexting of course!

    1. Re:Mobile devices by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I don't waste my time with that shit, my phone is mainly used to post on Slashdot.

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    2. Re:Mobile devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont worry. When the millennials kids get into their teens they'll rebel against what their parents thought was cool (as all generations must do) and so -NOT- spending all your time tapping on a mobile phone will be the new vogue.

      I predict that in a few years the hipster cool thing will be to not have a smartphone.

  102. Dick Choppers by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    Thus far nobody has instituted penis-based biometric sensors which randomly short out and electrocute or flay your member.
    I assume this is just for the sake of equality, since it could only be used to oppress ~49% of the population.

  103. DIY Nuclear Weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some day technology will advance far enough that it will be feasible to develop nuclear weapons without the massive state infrastructure required today. Today it is unthinkable, but give it 100 years and see where things stand, then.

  104. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    Counterpoint: We actually live in a golden age of free speech. Even a decade ago the idea that people could make a career out of shitposting on YouTube was hard to imagine, yet here we are. With social media individuals with no corporate or government backing have more ability to reach more people than ever before, and post things that they would never dare to offline.

    The kind of stuff you can find on YouTube and Twitter and Facebook in seconds today would never have been broadcast or widely published 30 years ago.

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  105. Everything. by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

    Everything.

  106. staying on track will be bad enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm much more concerned about things staying on course and continuing the way they are. I could list a myriad of reasons but statistically it will most likely be something we never thought of or saw coming. Every living thing has a way to defend itself. For our particular primate niche, it's fists...we have these bony clubs on the end of our arms for pummeling...But at the same time, we have the most highly dexterous appendage of any animal. This has allowed us to make use of highly specialized tools to manipulate our environment, in almost all instances to the detriment of all other living things on the planet. In short...Our tool wielding fingers that we use to Lord over our environment are also attached to a hand that can make a fist to beat you to a bloody pulp... lol@technology

  107. Working as designed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robocops arrest everybody for jaywalking or being naked under clothes, and jail doors won't malfunction.

  108. Superbug / Supervirus by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's the biggest threat we know for sure exists, i.e. is already out there.

    Antbiotics in livestock and CISPR are bound to someday breed a global killer that measurably reduces the global population. I'd expect something like this to perhaps cost 50 to 100 million lives before it can be stopped.

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    1. Re:Superbug / Supervirus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FDA effectively eliminated antibiotics in livestock last year. They are no longer allowed prophylactic and only by prescription after symptoms of a disease are shown. https://www.newsweek.com/after-years-debate-fda-curtails-antibiotic-use-livestock-542428

  109. Global. Thermonuclear. War. by waspleg · · Score: 1

    We have thousands of nukes out there. How about that gov't shutdown? Do the nuke herders count as essential staff?

    1. Re:Global. Thermonuclear. War. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are not paid, so they won't start retaliation strike

  110. Slashdot tried to become reddit by asking Q's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the trolls responded.

    Well, that's what went wrong there. Amongst the medical and political news that doesn't belong on here (news for nerds left the building a long time ago)

  111. Self driving car terror act by Gunstick · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some virus or a targeted attack makes self driving cars run through shopping malls or drive off bridges.

    This could even happen if there is a GPS glitch making all maps offset by 100m to the east and the selfdriving software being buggy and assuming the GPS is right and the camera is wrong.

    On one DrWho episode (or was it Torchwood?) there is an automated car system which is tricked into killing it's drivers on purpose.

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    1. Re:Self driving car terror act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS.
      The manner in which all forms of transportation are leaning toward total dependence on GPS is concerning to me.
      We're embarking on a whole generation that can't read a map, but it's not just people in their cars with Google Maps and Waze.
      Huge pieces of mass-transit (e.g. aviation) are leaning hard on GPS-based navigation, and they're ripping out the backup system.
      So even after "the day of" where people may get hurt or killed, you then are left with a world that can't navigate anywhere.

    2. Re:Self driving car terror act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse. All it would take is one terrorist of some armageddon cult to get into the update chain. A programmer, QA, system admin.

      Modify the self-driving firmware update to lock out the users, disable the breaks, accelerator to 100%, and turn slightly left during morning rush hour.

      Think every single model of a car, a Tesla 4 at 500,000 units sold perhaps, slamming into other cars or eachother head-on going maximum speed at the same time. Head-on accidents with a combined speed past 150 miles an hour. Millions could die in seconds.

      It's a terrorists dream. A technologists nightmare.

      I'm in infosec and don't see how we could plausibly stop that event from happening, only reduce the number of casualties to tens of thousands with defense in depth.

  112. Agile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am waiting with bated breath for someone to trot out a new methodology to fix all that is wrong with Agile. (Not that it is not in serious need of fixing or even better, nuking from orbit. It's just that I'm pretty sure that people that have brainfarts like that are capable of even greater malice.)

  113. Indeed, the IT industry is a disaster by cjonslashdot · · Score: 1

    My own article on this has a more extensive list of what is wrong in IT, and why all the technology is so non-robust and untrustworthy.

  114. Health and Signals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We haven't had a man made virus go crazy yet and wipe out some percentage of the population.

    No aliens have been successful in decoding all the radio signals and probes we send out, then following them back here in an attempt to wipe us out.

    While we can manipulate memories (we can remove all your emotions from one) and muscles, there isn't a standard device you can implant into someone to control them or do a proper job of wiping their memories. We do have devices to implant into insects to control them, but no remote controlled people, yet. This tech is coming, it helps people with damage nerves.

    But it's still only January. There's plenty of time left in the year for those things to happen.

  115. "Smart Home" Rebellion by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    Your smart locks opening for all the wrong people, and staying locked for you.
    Appliances not working or changing settings to "recommended" ones without asking, ruining your food.
    Environment controls (heat and A/C) reverting to outside defined settings, possibly cooking or freezing people.
    Digital Assistants trying to counsel you, based on input, or even alerting the Police (or other authorities).
    The IoT being hacked on a much wider basis.

    Still, a great case for "Certified Dumb Device" (TM)

  116. Unable to build your own computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ultimate thing that can go wrong is when you're unable to build your own computer and manage your local files. Everything else can be controlled or worked around.

  117. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Post I've ever read that is complete FUD. Wake up and see the world for the good place it is.

  118. Teleport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone invents a teleporter, then wonders around the world beaming anything of value out of every property on earth. We're then forced to rethink 'value' and 'wealth' because people that used to have traditional wealth suddenly don't have it any more, and those without have the same as they had before.

  119. EMP terror attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike the lame ass examples you put in the summary, this would be real harm if done at the wrong place. Subscription software and auto updating windows are in part reactions to things that went wrong and not necessarily wrong in and of itself. But this is Beau we are talking to so

  120. Slashdot is slashdotted - apocalyptic result by remoteshell · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is permanently slashdotted, and no longer keeps me informed of the status of the giant bat-like creatures that fly between the power lines in front of my house, each grasping a shiny metal cylinder containing what was once the soul of a COBOL programmer, their leathery wings black as the inky depths of space, from where they originate. Why they fling the cylinders at the chemtrails originating from Canadian aircraft is as enigmatic as the diminutive chauffeur piloting the black Cadillac SUV used by Richard M Stallman on his mysterious assignations with "the lossless ones". These eldrich entities appear with uniforms sporting epaulets and cummerbunds, but it's impossible to see their faces which are wrapped in steaming, writhing "bandages". These facts are IGNORED BY INFOWARS and only reported on Slashdot, and then only by looking at the steagonographic messages hidden in the graphics from the adverts. But I digress. Where did I put my meds?

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  121. Real user testomonials... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your software is just crap - written in crayon, fictional... I'm going to continue using the Host File Engine as a punchline to a joke by mmell February 17, 2017

    Your premise that hostfiles are a good way to deal with advertising and malvertising is fucking insane - by JazzLad April 20, 2016

    his hosts "program" is actually a broken batch file by xenotransplant August 10 2015

    I do use APK's host file in all my memes at home by OrangeTide December 01 2017

    I've never tried to belittle (APK's work), I've flat out said it's crap - by BronsCon (927697)

    I like your tinfoil hat by Karmashock September 09 2015

    that APK nut, I can't get him to stop talking about his piece of shit file by rogoshen1 Tuesday March 03, 2015

    P.S.=> When YOU do better than THAT by our /. registered peers, then talk (from behind your FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIE of a "so-called" WASTED life) - ok? apk

  122. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not free speech. It is controlled-BS-speech in order to keep us distracted from the things that really matters.

  123. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Counterpoint: N-word, anything that sound remotely like the n-word. Anything that offends the "pound me too" group. Eddie Murphy's faggot standup routine.

  124. Look on the bright side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least JavaScript hasn't become the world's most popular language.

  125. But they align with my fanatical opinions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because when people urge caution and say slow down and think of ramifications everyone shrieks at them for hating technology, being a religious or far right wing ectemeists zealot, or a tin foil hatter.

    All the while they don't realize they're the corporate pawns, the extremists and zealots, the new religious.

    corporations and governments are not your family and friends, they're going to use you to their own end, regardless of the economic system you're in.

    Seems to be a thing now a days to fight for a company like it's a person that you care about because those companies market to the masses this idea that they have political ideas (they don't. it's marketing you morons.) Stop it. Look at what you've allowed.

    Apparently marketing has become too successful, as the flock just needs to hear the right message and they'll try and get rid of fundamental inalienable rights

  126. Worst thing? by DjangoShagnasty · · Score: 1

    How about the software industry being flooded with a bunch of progressive opinion writers turned software developers who put the same effort into coding as they did to factual content after being told to "Learn to Code"?

  127. Naive view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashot: "just about everything that could go wrong seemingly has gone wrong."

    Technology: "hold my beer."

    Honestly, there is an infinite list of what could go wrong but hasn't yet.

  128. IoT major hack by grumpy-cowboy · · Score: 1

    - All Nest thermostasts set and locked to 40C
    - All Phillips light flashing everywhere
    - Like one said, all smart locks opening randomly
    - All connected security cameras broadcasted to everyone
    - Alexa, Google Home, ... playing the latest Celine Dion's hit in loop!!!
    - ...

    And then all thoses IoT devices DDoS attacks on Cloud providers (Goog,e Amazon, Azure, ...)

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  129. Power plant shutdowns by danbuter · · Score: 1

    I fully expect all of our power supply plants to be shut down (or worse), as they have already admitted multiple times that they are extremely vulnerable to computer attacks. Maybe an enemy country will do it. Maybe some insane hackers or religious extremists will do it. Either way, it will result in mass chaos, after which, the State will clamp down even harder on personal freedoms.

  130. Re:basic security becomes an up-sell feature in cl by BlackOverflow · · Score: 2

    That's correct. If you can brute-force guess, phish, or steal usernames you can merrily start locking everyone out.

  131. Hey, there's still porn on the internet by gtvr · · Score: 1

    I mean, that's why it was invented, right?

  132. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    copyrighted APIs...

  133. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

    What you start to describe is the commercialization of free speech, which cannot be a good thing for us plebes: they've fully incentivized our race to the bottom, to making speech meaningless.

    We also have what Trump says, which while it may be allowed due to "free speech", should not be allowed due to lack of accuracy, incitement, lacking an ounce of morality or dignity, etc.

    Alternatively, places like Groklaw shut themselves down before the U.S. government took action, ie. ACTUAL INFORMATION AND INFORMED DISCUSSION about things currently happening in the world.

    R.I.P. freedom of information and communication.

  134. No Russians on Slashdot by Drethon · · Score: 1

    Well Russians aren't making posts to scare people on Slashdot. Wait... (squints at the article)

  135. Lack of oversight in using AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world still hasn't had World War III, but AI could lead the world mistakenly into World War III. It doesn't matter who the users of AI are around the world. AI does not necessarily consider the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, when it makes decisions. Humans in any part of the world may overlook this flaw in AI, when they use it without proper oversight.

    Likewise, AI, without proper oversight, could lead humanity into irreversibly degrading the natural environment on earth. This hasn't happened yet, but the clock is ticking.

  136. The future is bright! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Ask Slashdot: What Could Go Wrong In Tech That Hasn't Already Gone Wrong?

    Sexbots. Sexbots gone wrong. Sexbots out of control rampaging across the countryside having you whenever they want.

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  137. IT'S A TRAP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Stop it. Don't give anyone any ideas.

  138. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by houghi · · Score: 1

    Free speech is not related to the number of people you can reach or the number of people who are willing to listen.

    We live in the golden age of old wives tales. It has nothing to do with free speech.

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  139. Thanks for the Brainstorm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got enough to start my new dystopian tech novel now. You guys are great!

  140. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot: U.S. retroactively declares Germany and Poland are property of the Israeli empire and orders their populations carted off to slavery.

  141. Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's an idea: instead of letting tech companies who only want our money track us let's throw them out and let the government tell us what to do.

    Oh wait. That's been tried over and over. It's called communism. Didn't work either.

  142. Internet becomes unreliable by Doctor-R · · Score: 1

    The volume of bits flowing over the Internet goes up and up, but investment in infrastructure goes down, and current infrastructure decays. Latency goes up. Streaming services have pauses, intermittent failures, Interactive websites have flaky responses. Everything that depends on a continuous connection becomes irritating and unreliable. "Always connected" becomes a dream. Major businesses fail.

  143. Vaccines by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    A vaccine has never caused autism. Yet....

    Note: the proper mod for this comment is "troll"

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  144. Massive cloud provider failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone finds a backdoor or VM escape in a major cloud provider and immediately exposes all the data from the customers. Even better if they do it over a few months years to make it look like the customer was hacked in other ways.

    Forget a single bucket being public... Think every bucket everywhere being wide open.

  145. Re:basic security becomes an up-sell feature in cl by SethJohnson · · Score: 2

    Itâ(TM)s more about protecting against a disk walking away, getting lost, mishandled, returned to the manufacturer etc.

    Yes, these are the scenarios I am referring to when I say "being compromised by SalesForce's own employees." Encrypted-at-rest means it prevents some extraction of your data that would involve a SalesForce employee as a part of the compromise. Charging for encryption-at-rest is profiting off of preventing the vendor from being a threat vector.

  146. "endless junk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe just "sloppy" tech in the guise of "it's going to be obsolete in 2 years anyway, so we don't build it to last".
    after the tech plateaus, the next new function that obsoletes the two year old device will only be the "better color of the case" but that "new" model will also only last two years.

    stone-age battery tech that cannot be replaced forcing the user to throw everything else high-tech inside the device (cpu, ram, display, modem, sound, network, etc. etc.) to the land fill t-hehehe

  147. soooo much by buddyglass · · Score: 1
    Off the top of my head:
    • * Cheap, weaponized murder drones deployed by private individuals.
    • * Insurance companies requiring genetic scans and setting rates (or refusing to insure) individuals based on genes.
    • * Terrorist cyberattack on a massive scale resulting in significant loss of life.
    • * Development and release (accidental or otherwise) of supervirus with massive loss of life.
  148. A large-scale cloud provider has not yet failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the inevitable fall-out when a large-scale cloud product is shut down due to criminal or financial problems at the parent company.

    What happens to the thousands of school districts that rely on GSuite to get their work done if Google decides to exit that business or declare bankruptcy.

    Not many people thought GM could ever go bankrupt - yet they did.

  149. Using cellphones for almost everything by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

    = single point of failure.

  150. Re:basic security becomes an up-sell feature in cl by Auction_God · · Score: 2

    It makes some sense for Salesforce to charge extra - because their platform is on the Oracle database. And the Oracle version that supports encryption at rest is more expensive - so they are passing along the extra cost to their customers. Don't blame Salesforce - blame Oracle !

  151. Re:basic security becomes an up-sell feature in cl by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    I hear you.

    s/SalesForce/Oracle/g

    No less disdain for SalesForce, though.

  152. In a word: margin by vtTom · · Score: 1

    Rather that think about malicious intent, I prefer to interpret this question as: Despite our best efforts, what can still go wrong?

    In that respect, I think the answer it "plenty".

    The reason is that as we gain better-and-better understanding of how stuff works, we design in less-and-less safety margin. Eventually, someone's design point will cut it too close, something bad happens as a result, we learn about some previously unknown phenomenon, adapt our models, improve out safety margins, and move on.

  153. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Re "golden age of free speech"
    Where social media report users to governments?
    Movie reviews get banned?
    Governments are considering more blasphemy laws?
    Shadow bans and the tracking of users publication and speech?
    Free speech, the freedom to publish is not a "dare" its a right.

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  154. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

    Shadow bans are a free speech violation now?

    Keep in mind we didn't even have social media 30 years ago, so even if your movie review is banned it's not like there used to be an alternative way to publish to millions of people for free.

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  155. "Oh, wait..." by David+Gould · · Score: 1

    I was expecting this thread to be a whole bunch of descriptions of things exactly as they are, followed by "Oh, wait...".

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  156. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Thats really the different between social media been just a utility. Passing on each uses comments.
    The user is the person to made the comment.
    Social media becomes a publisher of only users "comments" the social media brand approves of.
    Social media becomes the publisher of all approved comments.

    Social media is not for "free". Thats what all the tracking and ads are for :)
    "Free" does not pay for the workers who are needed to approve comments and make profits :)

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  157. Black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The LHC still hasn't found the All-bottoms-up particle

  158. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    What's really problematic is triggered snowflakes trying to silence everyone they disagree with, e.g. by modding them troll.

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  159. PC games are tethered to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no you need an Internet connection once a month in 2019, and hard drive space to store your games on a media that is less likely to fail than an optical disk.

    I suppose you might be a dumb drm cunt, but drm existed long before Steam and if you're that salty, but from GOG.

  160. Close the patent office?? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Remember when they wanted to close the USPTO because "everything that could be invented, already had been"?

    That was in 1899.

    Now we're here wondering what possible mischief could possibly be invented, that hasn't already been invented?

    We are only just getting started!

  161. stop lights by mcswell · · Score: 1

    All the stop lights in NYC turn green (in all four directions) at the same time. Predicted in the early 1960s by Irwin Lewis, "The Day They Invaded New York" (published as short story, later published as book in 1964), along with the counterfeiting of over-sized subway tokens (blocking turnstyles--but now we have electronic ways to do that).

  162. genius burger, with a side of batshit by epine · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much more miserable technology would be making our lives without the precedent of things like the GPL.

    And I wonder how much better Stallman's efforts would have turned out if he hadn't insisted on his ludicrously stringent and idiosyncratic redefinition of the word "freedom", as if there could only be one kind, and it was his way or the highway.

    Even with Stallman, the CPU and BIOS and much of the rest of the hardware remains a malware mosh pit (just how many state actors do you have on your machine?)

    He wasn't ever going to win his battle to establish the one true ecosystem of copyleft all the way down, but still he found it necessary to characterize the BSD licence as "non-free".

  163. dark matter could collapse by epine · · Score: 1

    What could actually go wrong that hasn't yet is that all these named horror shows could actually lead to the collapse of civilization, instead of eternal, long-winded speculation.

    It's almost like we have some kind of guardian-angel dark matter that keeps the world turning despite our worst efforts.

    Shame if someday something happened to our guardian-angel dark matter.

    1. Re:dark matter could collapse by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      The angel's name is Survival Bias. She has rescued me personally from certain death many times. Those she neglects to save are not represented here.

  164. Re: Every database meets full gov political tracki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corporate Progressive Nazi assholes sure do have contempt for freedom of speech.

  165. Given all the privacy scandals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Common people could conclude that privacy and technology are mutually exclusive, and since technology is so darn convenient, they'll stop asking for privacy, thinking "with AI cameras everywhere as the new normal, and everybody getting hacked once in a while, bedroom pics floating about the internet isn't a big deal any more". Once that mindset gets a hold, we're on our way to a hive mind.

  166. Re:Every database meets full gov political trackin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So criticizing someone else (aka, down-modding them) == bad, but silently making it that their words are never heard (aka, shadow-banning them) == good. You've got some fucked up beliefs.

    You've also completely failed to understand the "triggered snowflake" insult, but I'm not sure if that is related or not. For future reference, it is the left that has the triggered snowflakes. The right has.. I'm not actually sure, I just know that "triggered snowflake" is an insult used by the right against people on the left.

  167. Easy answer by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Everything else.

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  168. Decisions too complex for us to understand by nmnilsson · · Score: 1

    I think machine learning and expert systems are going to take over much of the decision-making that is today done by humans.
    1. They'll be better than humans, statistically. We already see this in e.g. cancer diagnosis.
    2. They'll be cheaper than humans.
    Expert systems will control or play a major role in healthcare, insurance, employment, tax, social benefits, courts..

    The problem is, already today algorithms created by ML are too complex to follow. We can only test and simulate to ensure they're at least more reliable than humans - in the end we'll just have to accept they're almost always right.
    That's a bloody scary thing when your doctor says "Well, the computer says you need surgery so we'll just have to let it do that", but the reasons are too complicated for both your doctor and you to understand.

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  169. I dunno by jf_moreira · · Score: 1

    I think it's a matter of choosing what technology you will allow to enter your life. I usually wait for it to mature and never adopt anything in the early stages. I'd never have a Voice assistant in my home for such reasons shown in the article. And probably never will. I also cancelled my Facebook, instagram, Twitter and LinkedIn 3 years and 9 months ago and proudly wait for every anniversary. I really don't miss any functionality off them. Choose what tech you will grant access to your life before buying or participating.