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Lo-Tech Cinema

By Hollywood standards, the "The Blair Witch Project" is shockingly Lo-Tech, employing none of the expensive techno-tricks that increasingly overwhelm movie after movie. But the BWP, thumping expensive hi-tech competitors like "The Haunting" and "Deep Blue Sea," uses technology brilliantly, if minimally, in its making and marketing. Here's to a new Lo-Tech genre in cinema.

"The Blair Witch Project" is a biting rebuke to Hollywood, which has nearly overwhelmed movies from "Phantom Menace" to "Wild Wild West" with expensive cinematic technology, especially computer-generated special effects.

The BWP, made for roughly $50,000 by two young and unknown filmmakers - Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick - might well spark a new Lo-Tech genre in American cinema. It sure ought to.

As of last weekend, the BWP was the No. 2 money-making movie in America, taking in $30 million. It is pounding the daylights out of big-budget Hollywood clunkers like "The Haunting and "Deep Blue Sea," both of which spent small fortunes on razzle-dazzle effects but forgot to include the rest of the movie.

In fact, the "Haunting" has grossed half as much as the BWP even though it cost at least a hundred times as much to make.

It wasn't that the BWP makers didn't understand or make use of technology. They did.

The movie's website www.blairwitch.com had more than 20 million hits even before the films release this summer in a handful of theaters in a small number of cities.

The site is a model of how to use the Web to capture the style and atmosphere of a film.

The movie is set in a tiny (real) town in Maryland. The (fictional) premise is that three student filmmakers set out into the woods in October of l994 to film a documentary about the Blair Witch, who supposedly has haunted the woods for generations. The kids never come back. A year later their video footage is found. The website presents the story as a literal news event, including newscasts reporting on the kids' disappearance and the search for them and their remains.

Sanchez and Myrick shot the movie with tiny hand-held cameras, one of the many reasons the BWP is so edgily effective. They used Global Positioning Satellite tracking systems to guide the three unknown actors in the movie to their locations in the woods, where they found instructions on the movie's upcoming scenes. The actors weren't told what to say, but required instead to improvise the dialogue and much of the plot. Watching the movie, it's easy to forget you're watching one.

Thus the actors were especially convincing as terrified kids in way over their heads. The WBP is, from the first, permeated with an overpowering sense of gloom and dread reminiscent of the original "Night Of the Living Dead," one of the best and most innovative horror films of its era. I've rarely seen a theater so quiet.

Using technology in this savvy, minimalist way, the BWP reminds us that movies can be much more frightening when they leave some perils to our imagination than when they present them so literally and ultra-graphically (one of the many reasons "Jaws" was so much creepier than its lame sequels).

In fact, the BWP did none of the high-tech things that now seem elemental in contemporary movie-making. It had no score, not a single special effect, almost no lighting, no expensively animated credits.

For the past few years, filmmakers have been drunk on all of their new technologies, from computer-generated characters to numbingly overdone explosions and crashes. The early mythic horror films - "Frankenstein," "Dracula," "The Phantom of the Opera" - were much closer to the BWP than to the gazillion-dollar bombs now produced by the corporatized studios: they were much more frightening for what they didn't show than for what they did.

Sanchez and Myrick may, in fact, have almost single-handedly saved an endangered Hollywood genre. Their movie was made completely outside the Hollywood studio system, discovered when shown out of competition at the Sundance Film Festival (it wasn't even accepted as an entry ).

Had it been a Hollywood project, it would probably have had almost none of the qualities that make it so strikingly original - the realistic, amateurish, herky-jerky home video quality, the restraint and discipline that force us to picture what might be happening.

And a big studio would never have signed Heather Donahue, the previously unknown actress who delivers a grand-slam performance as an obsessive young documentary maker. Nor would a studio have permitted a film to be made without a script.

Yet without sophisticated use of technology, the BWP wouldn't have been nearly as effective. GPS systems permitted the actors to move around without a horde of techs and aides, something which clearly contributed to their performances as increasingly terrified kids alone in the woods. In the first minutes of the movie, the kids are much more worried about returning their car and camera equipment in time than about being lost in the woods with any supernatural skullduggery. That changes quickly.

Digital technology makes possible small and highly portable cameras that can be wielded by actors as well as cinematographers. And the movie's amazing online campaign shows that creativity can do wonders on the Web while giant and overblown corporate ad campaigns stagger and fail. The Web is profoundly anti-hype. The product has to deliver, and Webheads prefer to find it for themselves. People online want to find something good and share it, not be beaten over the head with it. Online marketing reverses the natural laws of conventional media hype. If you make it, and it's good, they will come.

The good news is that "The Blair Witch Project" advances the campaign of techno-savvy, creative, young and poorly-funded filmmakers against a corporatized film system that embraces technology but smothers originality. The bad news is that a sequel to BWP has already been contracted by a Hollywood studio.

345 comments

  1. Yep, the rest of the movie sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor acting. Poor camera work (try running with a camera to your eye). Poor plot. Just poor in general. No wonder Katz liked it.

    1. Re:Yep, the rest of the movie sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it just doesn't work. Imagination won't help. You just end up sitting there thinking that these morons need a pack of cub scouts to go rescue them.

    2. Re:Yep, the rest of the movie sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie works if you have any, even an ounce, of imagination. It is definetly not for Start Trek types or people with blinking problems.

    3. Re:Yep, the rest of the movie sucked. by cheese63 · · Score: 1

      I agree. It was just a bunch of people running around in the woods and saying "fuck" alot.

  2. In the Company of Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry... a much better example of cheap filmmaking would have to be "In the Company of Men". Same story as the production of Clerks... Neil LaBute maxes out his credit cards on making the movie and a trip to Sundance. Lower budget, and if you felt sick, it wasn't b/c the damn camera kept moving.

  3. I followed the hype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went to see it because it was supposed to be the most horrifying psychological thriller ever made. I saw a campfire ghost story populated by idiots. I didn't believe it was a "real" documentary. I didn't believe they were really lost. I didn't believe they were really scared. It just didn't work for me because I don't think people would be so stupid is a situation like that. Not to mention that they weren't fucking running down that stream after the second night. It was lame.

  4. Definite conversations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like how they miss the fact that the stream they were following CHANGED DIRECTIONS and started flowing UPHILL. Or why they didn't just start a HUGE fire and WAIT for the search and rescue team to get them? Or why they didn't kill and eat Mike after he admitted trashing the map? Anyone else notice the electrical wiring in the house? It certainly wasn't from the 40's. How about the beer bottle on the fireplace? Or the fact that people are running around in an unknown house, in the dark with CAMERAS in front of their faces. Or how their unknown assialant could have clubbed Mikey, ripped off his back pack, propped him up in the corner and gotten back into position before she could make it down stairs? This movie SUCKED!!!

    1. Re:Definite conversations. by NME · · Score: 1

      Yeah dude, people should be watching real movies like 'The Haunting', where staircases, like, eat people and shit. Or like, 'Scream' with all those hot chicks. Way fuckin' more realistic, Dude!!!!


      -nme!

  5. The best part of BWP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was in the very beginning. "Mmm... marshmellows... SOOOOOOFT " That cracked me up. :) In fact, the movie seemed more comedy than horror to me, until you get to the last 10 minutes of it. I was laughing most of the way through the film.

    1. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you've got to be american. Culturally challenged, the lot of you. :)

    2. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how'd you ge the pirated DVD? i thought only the VCD was out. can you please tell me where you ripped it from

    3. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you need to relax a little you sad piece of crap. I thought it was funny...a lot more funny than the visual of someone's bleeding asshole.

    4. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, this movie wuz a big joke. Cheesy videocam work, too many moments of staring at a blank screen, not scary even in the least, the annoying camera shot up the chicks nose, etc. The _realism_ factor is there, but the reality is that dickall is going on. This movie is more like a psycological case study of people when they get lost and start losing it. It MAY be worth seeing on video (it sure ain't worth the theatre prices), but I'll take a _bloated_ FX picture like SW:TPM ANYDAY over this over-hyped motion sickness drivel. Just the continual whining, piercing screams and wails are enuf to drive to drink....

    5. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree totally! I'm not against low budget movies. I enjoy good acting and story lines. This however, was an over-hyped piece of movie garbage.

    6. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I promise to vote for any political canidate, for any office, if they will commit to making it legal to kill anyone talking in a movie theater. Excessive wrapper-rustling should be punished by maiming. Little babies whose parents don't have enough sense to 1) not bring them to the theatre in the first place and 2) not to take them out when they start bawling, should be removed from their parents and given to the nearest sex offender in the neighborhood... to *really* give the rugrats something to cry about.

      But then I'm probably pathological... few people even dare to shush someone else these days. Even I only got ticked off enough once to confront someone about their behavior. Some moron in the row in front of me was telling the movie details before they happened to the person beside them. I checked -- no, the other person wasn't blind or anything -- then whispered in the guy's ear "If you don't shut up I'm going to rip your throat out". He never uttered another word.

      I still support the "kill them if they make a noise" thing, though.

      Yeah, this is offtopic... like there isn't plenty of reasons already in the post for the moronic moderators to "moderate" it straight to the boiling bottom of hell....

    7. Re:The best part of BWP.. by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone should give YOU to the nearest sex offender....maybe bleeding from your asshole for a few days would make you think a little more about kids getting raped...joke or not it isn't funny you moron.

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    8. Re:The best part of BWP.. by sklib · · Score: 1

      The real part that bugged me about the movie was that my girlfriend got a headache from the cameras jumping around. I loved it, though :)

      As a side note, I saw Sixth Sense yesterday, and the people next to me were talking all the way through it, somewhere in the back there was a little baby that kept crying and getting smacked, a guy in front of me was crinkling some candy wrapper until his wife took it away... Man, that's one of the benefits of DVD -- you sit at home, the quality's just about the same, and you don't have a bunch of stupid-ass interruptions. (Unless ofcourse you're in a dorm room.(

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    9. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Talmanes · · Score: 1

      *grumbles*
      BWP was very amusing in the beginning, but it really wore on my nerves when people kept laughing at the gradual breakdown of the characters and the tradgedy of their very obvious heightening insanity. It seems like everytime a certain word beginning with f was uttered there would be a giggle somewhere in the audience. Insistent laughter actually degraded my enjoyment of the movie. Bah. But naturally people have to laugh at everything they think is supposed to be a joke.

    10. Re:The best part of BWP.. by bungalow · · Score: 1

      When I returned for my second viewing, the camera stumbles and shakes, and the cursing and the lack of a surprising ending did annoy me, and I left quite disappointed. But I liked it enough the first time to want to see it again.

      The first time I saw this, I saw it alone, and it did scare me. I felt a close connection to the chaacters, and I liked them. When you see three characters ONLY through the entire movie, you have the chance to develop them to a much greater extent.

      Really, did you feel more when Josh disappeared or when Freddy Krueger's 15th movie victim is sripped and slashed (obvious horny male comments excluded)?

      This movie is more like a psycological case study of people when they get lost and start losing it.

      This is true. This is WHY it was frightening. I'm not scared by the high-tech boogiemen that haunt Elm Street, Crystal Lake, or other places in other super-slasher films. They're obviously phoney. TBWP is god because it's believable. Granted, I don't believe in vampires, hocus-smokus, the wicked witch of the west, or any of that BS, but I believe that there are homicidal loonies who are insaine/stupid enough to believe that they are a witch or a vampire, to the degree that they collect children for sacrifice, mutilate people and animals, and leave bloody entrails as "gifts" to nonbelievers.

      You didn't have to believe in witchcraft to get into this movie. You only had to believe that (a)there was someone who was enough of a loner to take refuge in that house and those woods, however temporarily, who would have used violence to ward off trespassers and (b) there was someone in the woods (human, wierdo would have worked as well as wicked witch) who really didn't want you there.

      If this kind of stuff happened to me on a camping trip, it would have scared the fool out of me. Imagine being alone in the woods, without any way to call home, lost, tired, and hungry, with some sicko freak trying to mess with your head. Now imagine one in your party disappearing. Now imagine hearing that person's moans and screams from some ambiguous direction.

      I can see this movie being viewed in some crowds as a psychological study. It plays on natural fears: darkness, solitude, persecution, things that jump out from shadows in the night...

    11. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Enjolras · · Score: 1

      Actually, I noticed while watching it that the giggling tended to be a very nervous giggling, people convincing themselves that it all was just a movie. I still had trouble driving home at night that night...just a real well done piece of movie making.

    12. Re:The best part of BWP.. by dfuess · · Score: 1

      Actually, I rather identify with the comment. I feel I wasted the $4.00 admission fee. I was very disappointed (probably because I disbelieve every frame of it). However, the guy standing in the corner in the end when she got wacked was a nice touch.

    13. Re:The best part of BWP.. by Sleen · · Score: 1

      The best part can't be seen in the theaters. I have it on pirated DVD, and if you slow down the frames- just after he's in the corner and she drops the camera- you can see the witch full on!!
      They did a great job of hiding it, and if you play it back at full speed, the lighting masks everything.
      I found it sorta by accident. I freezed on the shot of all the little handprints and lo, a message scrawled: Look for the witch
      Very sneaky and clever those guys are for sure!
      Thats my favorite part.
      -Sleen

  6. My summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Blair Witch Project was cool. It was made with a Handycam. Other movies cost a lot more to make.

    There! I bet you didn't even need the scrollbar to read that.

  7. Re:Yes, but....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All 3 of them are.

  8. Re:Hardly a revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    desperado was far better than el mariachi... and they gave him 7 million dollars to work with...

  9. ALIEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That part reminds me of ALIEN... In the scene where the alien first bursts out of the guy's chest, they recording it in one take without telling anyone other than him what was going to happen.

  10. Re:Practicalities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shame eBay wasn't around in 1994.

  11. Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This movie would have been _much_ better if the premise was true. Not that I would want anybody to be hurt, but really, how many people went to the movie expecting it to be true? Especially after "The Curse of the Blair Witch" pack of lies on the Sci-Fi channel?

    1. Re:Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If enough people believe it's a "real myth," it becomes a "real myth." Yes?

    2. Re:Truth by Talmanes · · Score: 1

      Probably all the people out there who don't really have Net access, and even some that do. One friend of mine was trying to tell me how the backstory was true, because she read it somwhere on the net. =)
      Obviously noone's going to believe that the film students really died, but one would be surprised by how many people will believe that the Blair Witch is a real myth.

    3. Re:Truth by 23skiddoo · · Score: 1

      I thought the lies in the Sci-Fi show were pretty transparent--especially the bit about where and how the file footage was found. I had not heard anything about the movie when we watched it, and my wife only knew that some movie was coming out about these film students that were missing after shooting a documentary. So, The Curse of the Blair Witch had us going for a while, despite the interviews with the "locals" that seemed too scripted, the "newsreel" footage that looked like regular film churned through some kind of "old movie" filter, and the "local TV" news clips that just looked staged. The cheesy 70s In Search Of-style TV show clips were effective, as were the "woodcuts" and maps that were shown.

      Unfortunately, they went too far and made the claim that the film footage and equipment were found by archaeologists in "undisturbed soils" underneath the remains of a colonial-era structure. As an ex-archaeologist myself, I know that there is no way this could happen, short of some supernatural intervention. That told me immediately that it was all a hoax. Had they said the stuff was found scattered in the woods somewhere, I would at least have simply doubted the story, but as it was, I knew it was not true. (Unless I see some sort of supernatural phenomenon in front of my own eyes, I refuse to believe it--and I have yet to see any, drug-induced hallucinations not withstanding.)

      It was a very good device for garnering interest in seeing the movie, though. I knew it wasn't true, but it looked like it would be a good time--and it was!

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    4. Re:Truth by NME · · Score: 1

      It's a Myth about a myth. Or a "Meta-Myth", if you will. Keep in mind that none of these 'Myths" meet the classical definition of 'Myth'.

      -nme!

    5. Re:Truth by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      No kidding! I spent ALL DAY Saturday trying to tell one of my Girlfriends brothers friends (Heh, what a line) that the myth was made up by the film makers. I FINALLY got him convinced!

      Kintanon

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  12. Your Brain is a Lump of Sod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That has been programmed to be scared at certain "cliche" hollywood routines. Lets see: Its a horror movie. It made 40 million dollars, so someone is watching it. Thus, someone is scared of the movie. Your problem is that you couldn't leave certain things behind in your approach to the film that made watching it (and being scared of it) necessary. No shit, they would have dumped the cameras! But without that convention the film was impossible, you twit.

    1. Re:Your Brain is a Lump of Sod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying the basic premise of the movie was ridiculous? OK, that's not unusual :)

      As for watching the movie being necessary, I'm pretty sure it's not. Humans can live without watching it.

      And while $40 million is a lot of money, it doesn't imply that people were scared, only that they heard lots of hype and decided to see it. People don't watch the movie for free and then donate $6 afterwards if they thought it was scary.

    2. Re:Your Brain is a Lump of Sod by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      The video cameras would have been dumped early, if only to lessen the weight to make moving easier. Water and food would be the only things in my pack (unless I was carrying the tent).

      This shows that you aren't thinking very clearly as it is. What use would you have for a tent? It's a paper thin piece of plastic. It's no protection against anything you are worried about, it only prevents you from seeing your surroundings. I'd have tossed the tent, the big camera, my clothes (Except for what I was wearing), and the sound crap first. And kept the little camera so that once I got the hell out of there I'd have some proof that those woods needed to be carpet bombed into dust.>:)

      Kintanon


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    3. Re:Your Brain is a Lump of Sod by SrA_Pus · · Score: 1

      >>Your Brain is a Lump of Sod That has been programmed to be scared at certain "cliche" hollywood routines

      I would hardly call "The Shining" Hollywood "cliche routines." The movies that appeal to me are intellegent, realistic, and interesting. The Blair Witch Project fails in all three categories.

      >>Its a horror movie

      Its is the plural possessive of it
      It's is a contraction short for "it is"

      >> It made 40 million dollars, so someone is watching it

      I already explained why people are watching it - it's been hyped all over the internet. Lots of people saw Titanic, too. But what was a better movie, Titanic or Shawshank Redemption?

      >>Your problem is that you couldn't leave certain things behind in your approach to the film that made watching it (and being scared of it) necessary.

      If common sense is one of the things I had to leave behind, then you're absolutely correct.

      >> But without that convention the film was impossible, you twit.

      This is my favorite. How typical of our society t o result to name-calling. But let me understand your "logic." Without the bouncing camera, the "convention" of this film would have been impossible? That is to say, it is okay to ignore plain common sense in order to present a particuliar "convention?" Ever see Austin Powers? Remember the joke about elaborate escapable schemes to kill Powers? The reason that parody works is because such scenes in movies really are stupid. Bam! Just kill the guy already. Hey! Don't go upstairs, just get out of the house!

      I suppose that watching movies involves a little bit of suspended reality - it's a movie, and certain things must be taken with a grain of salt. But if the "convention" of a movie is to put the viewer in the first person, then how can you expect the viewer not to use their brains? Who would possibly continue to tape this? The video cameras would have been dumped early, if only to lessen the weight to make moving easier. Water and food would be the only things in my pack (unless I was carrying the tent).

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    4. Re:Your Brain is a Lump of Sod by SrA_Pus · · Score: 1

      What if it started to rain? Although they could deal with it, being soaken wet would make things a lot more uncomfortable. But then again, my goal would be to make it back out in one day, period. So you're right, I wouldn't need the tent.

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  13. Re:Pi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It did not convey any message to me. Maybe because I am a mathematician? Actually there was a guy who "knew" the natural numbers; he discovered extraordinary formulas and proved them. His name was Ramanujan his biography might worth reading but I doubt that it is enjoyable without advanced mathematical background, maybe Pi is enjoyable for non-mathematicians.

  14. I say: Open Up and Swallow to ppl ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... who didn't like this movie, because your aesthetic sense and imagination have been so drained by the crap (The Haunting) that issues forth from Hollywood, that you have little or no mental independence remaining. Its highly ironic that The Haunting came to theaters as TBWP did. And its hilarious that TBWP squashed it in the box offices. The acting was great. The characters could have used a little more fleshing out. And they might have thrown in a few more plot elements, but overall this was an awesome flick.

    1. Re:I say: Open Up and Swallow to ppl ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are so... rational. Donate your right side of the brain as it's not of much use to you Descartes.

    2. Re:I say: Open Up and Swallow to ppl ... by SrA_Pus · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was mental independence that made this movie almost impossible to watch.

      Realism scares people. Sharks attack people in shallow water. Jaws was scary. People go insane and hack up their families. The Shining was scary. Being able to put yourself in the shoes of the central characters and saying "What if this happened to me?" is what good horror is all about. We can all imagine how our hearts would thump if the cops said they traced the calls and they're coming from inside our house.

      I find it hard to believe that people consider the Blair Witch Project scary - how frightening is it to watch a bunch of idiots stand in the woods and argue for an hour? I can't relate with these morons for several reasons....

      1. The first time I heard strange sounds in the middle of the night and realized I didn't have a weapon for self defense, I'm turning around and going home.

      2. If I'm lost in the woods, I don't spend all my time standing around arguing and swearing a rediculous amount. I walk and walk and walk until I can't move anymore.. then I walk another few miles.

      3. Follow the damn creek downstream, how tough is that?

      As for the camera shaking - my wife had to leave half-way through because it made her sick. I didn't really have a problem with it, but I found it quite unrealistic that they would continue to film once they had been lost for several days. If someone would have stuck a camera in my face come day 3, I would have put it down their throat.

      People are putting an awful lot of blame on Hollywood for making big-budget movies. It's not Hollywood's fault - it's the viewers. People actually like dumb shit like "Independence Day" and "Armegeddon" - completely unrealistic rubbish with big booms and lots action. Nobody thinks twice when Jeff Goldblum uploads a virus to an alien computer, because it's followed with a loud explosion and neat special effects. Plots have become irrelevant, not because Hollywood doesn't want to include them, but because viewers have stopped requiring them.

      The Blair Witch Project isn't much better. Its success isn't derived from its quality, it's derived from hype. Ask yourself this - how did you hear about this movie? Did a friend say, "Ah dude, you just got to check out this flick, it rocks!" Or did you see something about it on the internet? Did you catch the pseudo-documentary on The Sci-Fi channel? This movie has received tons of internet exposure - and therein lies its success.

      You certainly can't argue a strong plot. The dialouge was painful, the pace was molasses, and the realism factor was a big fat zero. And those of you who think this movie had good acting need to go rent "Saving Private Ryan."

      Pehaps had I been able to check my brain at the door, I might have been scared by this movie. Maybe most people do such, and that's why so many of them like this movie. But for someone who has mental independence, this movie was awful.

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  15. Sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO! That will utterly destroy any good opinion of the movie that any one likely has, especially if it sucks. Besides, how often are sequels that original? I mean, you can't get the same effect out of a second BWP that you did out of the first, because everyone will know that it's fictional. BWP had people guessing if it was real from the get go. Aliens Invaded and Killed my Nick [MicroLITH]

    1. Re:Sequel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are no "unknown film techniques" -- it's all pretty plain and simple. Read Stanivlaski and Strasberg's bullshit on Method Acting and Method Filmmaking just falls out of that. Copola tried the same tricks on Apocalypse Now.

      All of the sudden the geeks get culture. Yeah right.

    2. Re:Sequel? by Shrubbman · · Score: 1

      >How can you make a sequel period?

      Simple! Just have the US military get word of the mystery of the missing students and they nuke the woods.

    3. Re:Sequel? by dsaint · · Score: 1

      Well, the sequel plots that they've talked about involved stories about the man that murdered the seven children, and more about the woman that was cast out of the village who may have become the Blair Witch. So they aren't really sequels in the sense that they take place after BWP just in the BWP universe.

    4. Re:Sequel? by Vagary · · Score: 1

      Picture this: The Making of the Blair Witch Project

      You've got the crew running around, making piles of sticks and sliming stuff, and a crew's following them around making a documentary on these relatively unknown film techniques. Shoot it more professionally, but still not big-budget (ie: not their first time making a documentary, but it's still a documentary). Then weird stuff starts going on -- the crew of the original movie actually does disappear. The rest of the movie follows the search parties who are trying to find these kids.

      Kind of Scream 2 meets The Fugitive, but keep the standard Hollywood practices out so it can try and capture a fraction of what the original has. Part of the reason for suggesting this is that a documentary about The Blair Witch Project would be really cool to see, anyway -- lots of the reviews and interviews touch on some of the entertaining stuff the crew did.

      So, any bids? :)

    5. Re:Sequel? by Talmanes · · Score: 1

      How can you make a sequel period?
      There's no plot continuation to make.
      I suppose you could send more film students out, but it would be the same thing and thus not as effective.
      There's just nothing to build on... except showing more of the Blair Witch herself.. which defies the point of the movie.


    6. Re:Sequel? by BitPoet · · Score: 1

      Highlander 2

  16. Katz no more original than low-tech indie films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or that other great, ever unfulfilled prediction: "The net is MELTING!"

    Okay, so I'm mixing metaphors. It's just a cheap Slashpost. You get what you paid for...

    BTW, who was the lackwit who changed the default posting mode to HTML? Speaking of high-tech and mediocrity sleeping together...

  17. Opinion of a Horror Movie Afficionado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a horror movie buff, and having been thoroughly repulsed by the Screams and the I Know What You Did Last Summers, I can only rejoice in a movie that returns to the basic tenets of good horror: 1) Simplicity 2) Suspense Was TBWP a perfect movie ? No, of course not. Does it get closer to what good horror movies should aspire to ? A resounding yes. Having grown up on horror movies (saw the Excorcist at 4...don't ask) and raised by a father who loved to scare the living bejeezus out me and my brother, I cast a dubious eye to movies that claim to be "scary". I can honestly admit to tensing my soda can very tightly at key times during the movie. Sure I knew it was a movie but I felt myself being transported into the forests of Maryland as easily as a tired child being carried to be bed by a doting dad. As soon as the movie was over a patron directly behind me yelled out in disgust "Was that it...that sucked man !" I wanted to turn around and throttle him but I realized that I felt sorry for him. I turned around and saw a pasty faced youngster who was actually pleased with himself at this utterance. This was a young man who I suspect has problems finishing Zelda without calling a 900 help line. Cynicism is rampant today so I'm not surprised to see this movie panned. I can only feel for these people.

  18. Re:Sorry Jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who ever said Kevin said or portrays NJ as "the most boring place in the world". Not me, I loved NJ 10-60 mins from NYC, it's the best place to grow up. Kevin's movies are not cliche, they are filled with great dialogue and writing. The movies are great, the scripts are great.

  19. That must have been part of the terror I missed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, it wasn't that these were just idiots in the woods. Gee, I wonder how I could have missed that fact. Maybe because they were ACTING like idiots in the woods? So, the "witch" has some sort of magnetic super power? Or she can bend space? Or she can warp minds? What's the witch's motivation? Why's she doing this to the kids? Especially if she has these super powers. Why didn't she stop the kids from coming in? Why did she stop them from leaving? Why did she kill them? Why doesn't she kill more people from the town? There's a road just 10 miles (or so, based upon their walking) from the house. Why aren't more people missing? Where does the witch get her power? Is she a bad witch or a good witch? Is she Wiccan or Satanic or Dianic? Nope. The movie left too many holes and didn't maintain enough logic to hold itself together. The movie is only a thriller when you have to make up your own story to fill in the holes. Let's see. The kids weren't killed. They were sold by white slavers who happened to be running a pot farm in the "remote" wilderness. The kids are too stupid to notice the detectors they stumble over and that area has a large magnetic deposit that trashes compasses. They were too stupid to follow the stream out of the forest and now they're being probed by camel jockeys. Gee, that's SO terrifying.

  20. You wish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that everyone who liked this film feels compelled to try for the patronizing attitude to anyone who didn't like it? You can't even tell the difference between a slasher flick and a horror flick. I'm glad you could feel yourself transported. I didn't. And it isn't because of any lack of Zelda playing ability on my part. What the hell does that have to do with an understanding of horror? Or were you horrified during Zelda? Were you transported to the terrifying battles with the blobs in the field? No, the issue we have is that, under the SAME circumstances, none of us would have reacted like the kids in the movie. AT ALL. In fact, we cannot imagine anyone reacting like that under those circumstances. We don't care about the people. We don't care about the witch. We don't care about the hermit. We don't care. Not because we don't have the capacity to care. But because there wasn't anything to inspire you to care ABOUT. This isn't a flaw in our psychological makeup. I got VERY attached during Dances With Wolves. The flaw is in the delivery of the material. Just like we've been saying all along. The movie isn't that great. It sucked.

  21. "Lo-Tech" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    lo
    Pronunciation: 'lO
    Function: interjection
    Etymology: Middle English, from Old English lA
    Date: before 12th century
    -- used to call attention or to express wonder or surprise <lo these many years>

    Is it just me, or does the phrase "lo-tech" lack a certain... um... what is that again... oh yeah! Lack a certain MEANING in the English language?

    Perhaps it was supposed to be "Low Tech"? R Iz it juzt dat 3Y3 M n0+ 31337 nuff 2 r33D D1Z rtikl3?

    Oh well.

    Mourning the death of the written word.

    dcross@cryogen.com

  22. Magic? Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, even though the witch is never seen, they are in the grip of supernatural forces beyond their comprehension? That's a pretty flimsy excuse for poor scripting. In fact, that's just about flimsy enough for that whole film. Face it. It was nothing more than a campfire ghost story. Just as deep. Just as scary. "The calls coming from inside the house!" "And there was a bloody hook hanging from her door handle." "He saw his jacket hanging from the tombstone." "There's room for ONE more." Right. We all can recite these stories in our sleep. They just aren't frightening once you hit puberty. There's no psychological terror involved. There's no suspension of disbelief. There's nothing. They were scary when you were a child. Now, if they were CHILDREN running around the woods instead of COLLEGE students, then I might believe the movie. Or at least believe the actions of the actors. You think the discrepencies are petty. So what. They ARE discrepencies. Better movies have been made using similar techniques. Dawn of the Dead is a CLASSIC and it wasn't done with much more than BWP. Hell, anyone remember Orson Wells?

    1. Re:Magic? Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living as I do on the edge of a vast wilderness area, my experience is that normally intelligent people do really stupid things in the bush. They panic. They get lost. They are sometimes never seen again. THE BLAIR WITCH is over-rated but it doesn't SUCK.

  23. You're getting closer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being buried alive is a common terror. But the difference between Poe's work and this movie was that, in the movie, it was very hard to identify with any of the characters. As you've pointed out, they didn't do a lot of things that you would have. But the suspension of belief can handle that. Also, they were driven by urges foreign to you. So it should be getting HARDER to identify and empathize with them. Not to mention that they didn't do ANYTHING sensible given their "situation". So, no, I don't have empathy for them. Or their situation. Or their fate. Yes, I was 5 years old, once. But I outgrew it.

    1. Re:You're getting closer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D00D! U R 3L33T! U R 2 5M4RT 2 G3T 5TUCK 1N TH3 W00DZ! G1V3 M3 W4R3Z!!!!!11!!1

  24. Re:Other notes about BWP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but it's just too unbelievable. A compass, a stream to follow and there's also the Sun as a reference. Without the map you might head in a wrong direction, but with the other aids, you just DON'T wind up back where you started without the aid of some teleportation, which you would notice. Of course maybe they were just complete idiots or high or something. Josh always looked like he'd just finished a reefer...

  25. Cry wolf enough times..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you cry wolf enough times, then eventually you might get lucky and there will actually be a wolf there.

  26. 6th Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, yeah... I saw T6S this weekend... Wow! It stunned me--how do Bruce Willis and Kevin Spacey get all the good scripts? Even after seeing the movie, I couldn't tell you how they kept scaring everybody. I jumped, the rest of the audience jumped, but I couldn't point out anything that really happened. They seem to just put you in the mind of the kid while he's alone in the dark and afraid... Then you get to the twist at the end and suddenly realize the whole point the writer/director was making about how people (including the audience) only see what they want and expect to see, not what's actually there. How can he have hidden something so obvious all the way through the movie?

  27. Re:Giggling (Was Re:The best part of BWP..) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shame on you for thinking everyone should share your opinions! Just because someone didn't care for a movie you liked, they deserve a smack? I personally thought the movie was okay at best. I didn't love it because I thought they could have incorporated more of the information they had on their web page and on that "Curse of the Blair Witch" documentary into the movie. The movie lacked a lot of background on the whole issue and consequently left many people wondering where the plot was except for a bunch of kids running in the woods from some unknown entity/entities.

  28. Re:What Data you Got Dim Bulb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, she told me about it afterward. You were too timid to do anything about it. Ha Ha. She came over to my place the next morning and I banged her brains out while you were jacking off at home. The movie wasn't scary unless you're a 100% wussie (like you are). I saw it and I wasn't scared and I banged your girl.

  29. Exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without empathy for the characters, there is no fear FOR them. If you cannot place yourself in their position, then you have no empathy for them. Frankly, I wouldn't have done ANY of the things they did. Did you ever see that Eddy Murphy routine where he contrasts black people and white people if they were in Amityville Horror? "This is a beautiful house." "LEAVE THIS HOUSE!!!" "It's a shame we can't stay. Come on kids." End of movie. I got the same feeling during this movie. Gee, if they would only do this or this or this or that, then they wouldn't be in danger. No, the didn't think ONCE. They just went on as if nothing was happening until they were lost and out of food. Then they STILL couldn't follow water downstream. Sorry, if I were in their circumstances, there would have been ONE survivor (at least). Or at least a completely different movie.

  30. Re:Laughter = Bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These forest-cluebies deserved to die!

  31. If We Had Known It Was Real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We managed to convince the girl we were with that the actors she was seeing on television were the ones chosen for the sequel, THIS was the actual footage of the missing students.

    She nearly puked.

    my .02
    quux26

  32. Re:You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The big catch with a film of this nature is that empathy and suspension of disbelief have to exist in a frame of reference that may be VERY familiar to the audience.

  33. Re:Artificial Hype ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The blood and gore, interestingly enough, was introduced by low-budget, mostly independent filmmakers producing stuff like Friday the 13th....

  34. Re:That must have been part of the terror I missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoiler Alert.

    Taking the movie and ripping it apart just points out the holes that the filmmakers intentionally left for the audience. *You* have to piece the movie together from what you saw. *You* have to see yourself as one of the kids. The complete insanity they felt by the end of the movie makes sense seeing that no matter which direction they go, they always end up back at the same spot.

    If you're picking apart the witches "magnetic" powers, that's useless. The question you're asking is, "So, how does the witch mess with their compass?", when it should be, "How does the witch mess with *them*?". The point is, the witch doesn't have to mess with any of their artifacts to get to them. If the witch exists (veritibly a given in the movie), all she would have to do is cause them to have enough confidence that they were heading in the right direction! You place too much emphasis on details of how the witch does what she does when the whole mystery behind the [myth of the] witch is that you (and the three students) don't have *any* idea how she can cause these things to happen!

    I guess it comes down to how much of what you believe you want to give up to let the creator of the story tell it to you (in what I thought was a totally brilliant in-your-face method). To bear it though, you have to give up the "figure-out-how" mentality and just focus on the "figure-out-if".

  35. If I don't have expectations, I don't go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, why would anyone waste hours of his/her life sitting in a theatre on the off chance that the movie will be worth seeing? Do you know how many movies come out each month? Unless I've hear good things about a film (or really BAD things), I don't see any reason to go. Do you?

  36. If You No like TBWP I KEEEEEL YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you badmouth this fine movie I weeel hunt you down and STAB your white ASS!

  37. Re:Loved it...NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the end was obvious you dolt. It's called suspense. Like knowing you are going to die but not knowing when. Get it? This movie is making more money than just about anything out there right now. Get used to it.

  38. Re:no kidding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "First rule of camping: make sure the park service knows where you are." Their mistake... They told half the town that they were going into those woods. I bet the town was full of inbred psychos who jumped and killed them to keep the legend of their town secret or to publicise it further.

  39. Re:Pi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does it to convey any message to be any good? since when did the movie theather become your local church. You sound like a right winger in the making. The picture of Pi was beautiful. Scorsese-like I may add. The score by Clint Mansel was also good.

  40. Re:Other notes about BWP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think his point is that the witch specifically directed where they were going by screwing with the compass or the like. They were being royally messed with every single day of the ordeal. Besides, of course it's unbelieveable! It's a movie, fiction, deals with topics that not everyone believes in, etc.

  41. Re:Loved it...NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You could spend some of your hard earn money and buy yourself a clue or a dictionary. Lookup Suspense vs. Horror. Horror is having a bomb blow up your house. Suspense is knowing that there is a bomb in your house and your subsequent efforts to find it. DO YOU GET IT?

    As far as walking in the woods didn't it occurred to you that there was something amiss when they could't walk out and that it wasn't due to their incompetence? That's the pretense of the movie -- that there is something supernatural in the woods. Use your brain. Think.

  42. Re:Sorry Jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it's the honest truth. Kevin grew up in New Jersey. His movies remind me of growing up in New Jersey. From skee-ball, to corner deli's, to diners.

  43. Re:Loved it...NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear dolt, This is not a mainstream movie. It just happens to have been making decent enough movie that Artisan convinced many more movie theathers that it was worth it. Again, from the beginning of the movie you knew that these folks would not make it out of the woods. Let me put it in terms yer little brain can understand: JUST LIKE THE TITANIC. YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WITH LEO ON IT. PS: did you also think the ending was anti-climatic in Schindler's List?

  44. excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm, I have seen The Last Broadcast. I saw it in the theater. BWP totally ripped the idea. Give credit where credit is due, and it should go to Lance & Stefan.

  45. Re:BWP is a turning point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another crock. See "Clerks" or "Pi" for movies that came out big out of Sundance and "made" it.

  46. Re:That must have been part of the terror I missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So YOU are the one who buys the "For Dummies" books. Use your brain. Think. Maybe there are questions for which there are no answers.

    "Logic" ? What is logic have to do with anything? Is this what an american education does to people? The curse of rationality. Read Hume or A.J. Ayer.

  47. Ahm Sew Skared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Thus the actors were especially convincing as >terrified kids in way over their heads. The WBP >is, from the first, permeated with an >overpowering sense of gloom and dread reminiscent >of the original "Night Of the >Living Dead," one of the best and most >innovative horror films of its era. I've rarely >seen a theater so quiet. CONVINCING? That was the worst acting I've ever seen, and if 'adults' responding to situations like 6 year olds is convicing, you need to get out of the freaking house and stop watching Seinfeld. The only thing scary about that movie is how bad it is. TBWP is a perfect example of clever marketing and fake grass roots campaigns getting people hyped enough that they like something no matter how poor it is.

  48. Re:If you want another opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real Misanthropy from a Peral Jam fan. Somebody forgot to take her meds. Please.

  49. Re:Reading too much into one film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I totally agree, the sucess of TBWP will not spawn generations of good low budget movies. Hollywood is and always will be about the eye popping , jaw dropping special effects, and unfortunatley this is just a fluke that will cahnge aboslutley nothing....and ya didnt like PI?!, are ya freggin nutz?!

  50. fuck BWP, I'm waiting for Alien v. predator VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now _that_ will be a quality horror film!

  51. Re:absolutely the worst movie ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it soudns liek you got an erection watching Iron Giant. Figures.

  52. Re:no wonder SAR is so busy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marylan ain't New England bucko. Next time pay attention and use yer little brain: Mike threw away the map.

  53. Re:Reading too much into one film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you bother writing such a negative comment? What's the point? If you don't have anything intelligent to say, then don't write anything! Especially when you haven't even seen the movie!

  54. BWP did NOT invent this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kevin Smith was doing 'lo-tech' cinema long before the Blair Witch Project appeared. Clerks was shot with an amazingly small budget over the course of a single day (!) using complete unknowns an very few takes (look at the way Jay flubs his lines several times). Kevin Smith is responsible for this lo-tech genre revival, not the BWP. And hey, Kevin Smith didn't resort to creating fake fan web sites to promote his movies, either.

    1. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe Katz implied BWP invented anything, but rather brought something successfully to mainstream audiences. I'm not sure using KS is a good example, because despite his cult following, my parents or neighbors didn't line up to see his movies. I dragged my parents to see EL MARIACHI (the 16mm of course) and not only did they not share the experience with their coworkers the day after, but barred me from picking a movie for months! This has so far being the fate of great lo-tech, lo-budget indies with truly few exceptions. BWP is definitely one of them by succeeded financially, critically, and withstanding the wrath of Mr. and Mrs. Joe Blow, in Mansfield, TX. I still don't think Hank Hill knows who's chasing Amy. -Frosky-

    2. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by dirty · · Score: 1

      IIRC clerks was made for $2000. Not bad imho.

      --

      -matt
    3. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by bsletten · · Score: 1

      Try $20,000.

    4. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by bsletten · · Score: 1

      Well, while not *HUGE*, "Mallrats" was made for $6 million. "Chasing Amy" was made for $250,000.

    5. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by bemis · · Score: 1

      actually; if i recall correctly myself; Kevin Smith was on one of the talk shows a few days ago saying that dogma was going to be out within the next 2 months; and when he went back talking abou this older movies; he said he'd spent 20k on clerks, not 2k...but also said that dogma was going to be reminiscent of clerks due to the bigger budget'd "mallrats" sorta flopping...
      (BTW:LOVED BWP -- scared the hell out of me ... about an hour after i left the theatre.)

    6. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by schweda · · Score: 1

      Kevin Smith? Bwahahahahahahaha.

      Kevin Smith makes movies full of Generation-X angst. Phoney angst, I might add.

      He's like Tarantino: the movie is about hipness and if you don't get it -- you lack it (hipness, that is) -- and, ha ha, the joke's on you.

      Chasing Amy was a joke. Plot-wise, yeah, it was interesting: but story-wise? The characters were dudes, plain and simple. That, and the fact that any film with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are films to be feared.

      But I know Smith has a huge following. A cult following. Like Tarantino. But when you cash in your hipness what's left? I mean, where's Tarantino now? (I'm serious: what's the next Tarantino project? Does anyone know?)

      BWP had a great plot and even better story. The characters, yeah, were a little whiny -- all the nagging, the crying, the "you said this, no *you* said that" stuff -- but they worked. Ditto for PI -- a film which I thought was a bit indulgent but visually pretty damn cool.

      Another great indie I just caught last night: "Niagra, Niagra." Bleak as hell, but interesting: real glimpse into what seemed like real lives. BWP was the same thing: a good glimpse. But Kevin Smith?

      Bwahahahahahahahahah. A glimpse into one writer's half-hearted attempt at narcissism.

    7. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      I'm very much in agreement here. Even 3 films later (Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma), he's still not eating up huge budgets, and still making great films.

      This Anon Coward makes a very good point, although to do lowtek successfully in horror is a more impressive feat than comedy methinks.


      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    8. Re:BWP did NOT invent this. by Snack+Cake · · Score: 1

      This seems to set up a function of film quality that is inversely proportional to budget.

      f(10k) = Clerks (spectacular)
      f(6Mill) = Mallrats (crap with some bright spots)
      f(25k) = Chasing Amy (very good, but not on par with Clerks.)

  55. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Haunting? Are you for real? Are you THE Josh?

  56. Re:Hardly a revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Desperado better than El Mariachi?

    I think you were staring at somebody's breasts and missed how horrible that movie was.

  57. Re:an even BETTER horror movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Low Budget with Willis? His salary alone would pay for all the indie films shown in Montreal or Cannes.

  58. bwp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I saw the movie 3 times and each time it only got better. I believe BWP is one of the best true horror films, up with classics such as Psycho. Just goes to show you that you don't need $100,000 worth of digital equipment to make a film good.

    phobos

  59. Sorry Jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's life in New Jersey. Grow up there, it's all real my friend. Try getting away from the computer for a while.

    1. Re:Sorry Jackass by schweda · · Score: 1

      You've got to be kidding me. "Grow up in Jersey for a while?"

      Very insightful. Thanks.

    2. Re:Sorry Jackass by schweda · · Score: 1

      Um, that's what it's like growing up just about anywhere.

      I mean, everyone thinks their town is the most boring place in the world. "There's nothing to do, man. There's nothing here." Or: "I'm getting out one day. I'm gonna blow this joint."

      My point is that while that sort of sense is undeniably true -- I felt it myself growing up in small-town Illinois ("Man, there's nothing to *do* here...it's just flatland and cornfields...") -- Kevin Smith doesn't do much to make it any less cliched.

  60. BWP was a copy anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of another New Jersey film called The Last Broadcast made atleast a year before BWP.

    1. Re:BWP was a copy anyway... by NME · · Score: 1

      If you knew *anything* about it, other than something you had heard from a friend of a friend, you would not have made that statemnt. At this point, I'm just going to call you a troglodyte and get on with it.

      -nme!

  61. Pi Rocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Pi was great. How many other movies out there tackle such varied and decidedly non-mainstream movie subjects like religion, mathematics, and psychosis?? Pi was incredible. And, it had the Indian woman who's (was) also Micael's wife in 'La Femme Nikita' (on USA).

  62. ...and explosion of crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The effect would be much the same as with Desktop Publishing and the Web... tons of trash put together by people who can't be bother to at least read up on the subject of design a bit. "Black backgrounds aren't a problem, but how do I put frames and 'click here to enter' screens in a movie?" *shudder*

  63. Way more visual and interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if you're going to PAY for a movie, it shouldn't make you wonder whether the actors are idiots or not. The Haunting might be good. If nothing else, you'll get too see some wicked fx. As opposed to WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE DID THESE THREE PILES OF ROCKS COME FROM? Are you playing head games? I'm not playing head games. What the fuck are these sticks doing here? What the fuck is this? What the fuck? (right, great movie there).

    1. Re:Way more visual and interesting. by NME · · Score: 1

      Dude! Right *on*! When I *PAY* to see a movie there sure as hell better be some wicked FX. Otherwise how would I know that I'm watching a movie? I can't handle all that talking bullshit, that's like, why I only talk to people on the internet now anways. Like fer sure.


      -nme! is a bastard.

  64. Re:As Hollywood comes out with more crap.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As The Bowler says in "Mystery Men", the real heroes are those who "support local music and seek out independent films." =) I saw "MM" an hour after I saw TBWP, and my faith in cinema in general has been resurrected!

  65. Lo-Tech is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the reason i liked blair witch was because it was so refreshing not to have CGI blown in my face in every scene. Sure CGI is cool, but do we need it in everything?

    1. Re:Lo-Tech is good by Talmanes · · Score: 1

      Lo-Tech in the horror genre is excellent. I don't think anyone's scared of big scary monsters at this point. Or blood. Or gore. Or any of that. Repulsed? Yes. Scared? No. Our imaginations have the greastest capacity to frighten us. More than anything else in the universe. By leaving the exact nature of the beast unsaid in Blair Witch it allows our own mind to come up with something far worse than what any CGI team could produce.

  66. Re:BWP made me queasy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the movie myself, but I went to the movie knowing it was all fake prior to seeing it. Here's my take on it. Sorry to say, I did not really enjoy the movie too much, except for the jokes and demeanor of the three filmmakers. The movie really did not scare me in any way; It seemed to me just like a home video that I used to with my brothers when I was younger. I am aware they had meager resources, but I don't think this "low-tech" hype is necessarily the answer to decent movies. The camera moved around too damn much and the lighting was poor. I could barely hear the actors talking much of the time as well. The key to good movies is a decent script, good acting (not necessarily ' movie stars' either, I prefer movies without big names), good unqiue story, and not overdoing one aspect of the movie to a point where it annoys you. Well-shot, professional footage always helps in emphasizing the above. The reason I think Blair Witch was so successful is that many people thought the movie was either real or based on a true story, and word spread around. I also think the low-tech hype also persuaded them because it was 'new' to the mainstream movie market. These are just my thoughts. Keep in mind, I am a very skeptical person when it comes to movies. I haven't seen a movie I really liked this summer since The Matrix. :)

  67. BWP good due to inventive moviemaking, not lo-tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BWP was novel in that the stars were making the film and did not always know the plot twists ahead of them - their fright was real. The fact that the film was grainy was simply a nice touch, but not the central attribute of the film.

  68. Re:Loved it...NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither The Titanic nor Schindler's list are mystery/suspense/horror movies (atleast not in the traditional sense). The Blaire Witch project IS and therefore is greatly enhanced by a good twist/climax ending. I believe it fails to deliver in this regard. On a more personal note, I don't believe insults are necessary. This is one of those movies that people either really love or hate...and neither side is wrong or right. Of especial annoyance are the people who say you're not imaginative enough if you didn't like it.

  69. Re:Theatre so quiet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, what he was saying was that big budget movies without substance are common even though they suck, but SPR really did have substance. In fact, it's hard to make an 'unmoving' movie about a war which so many people think of as bad, you know, 'cuz a lot of people died.

  70. Re:BWP good due to inventive moviemaking, not lo-t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Also, in the Hollywood version of BWP, one of the guys would have screwed Heather. No question about it.

    In the X-rated version, both of them would have :).

    Slighty OT: Was it just me, or did anyone else get aroused at the scene where she's apologizing to everyone's mom?

  71. Re:Indy Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, like in the auditorium across the hall.

  72. Re:BWP good due to inventive moviemaking, not lo-t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    right on. The shaky film made it seem as if I was there, but what really made it real was the acting. I had to look at the floor and say to myself: "look, you're in a movie theatre, stop freaking out."

  73. Timing in BWP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked the way it started off innocently enough, but when it came to night, something scary happened. Then it calms down for the morninng, until somehting freakier happens in the next night. This lull-scare-lull-scare format is what i really enjoyed about the movie, different than having a single climax.

    1. Re:Timing in BWP by Shrubbman · · Score: 1

      Well if you like that, check out 'Evil Dead' and 'Evil Dead 2'. They've got the action at night / lull in the day type scenario. Then watch Army of Darness (Evil Dead 3 in everything but name) to finish things off. Couple weeks ago a bunch of us had a day long Evil Dead marathon... (which for some reason we ended by watching 'Seven', just cause we had plenty of time and it was there). I'd never seen ANY of them before. Now THOSE are good movies!

  74. You don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They only became lost because they were being messed with by the witch (or evil force, whatever). If you spend a day walking directly south you WILL NOT end up in the same place you started at. The supernatural aspects of this film weren't very believeable either, but you have to be a little more forgiving if you're going to enjoy ANY picture let alone this one. The bottom line in regards to them getting lost is: the moment they stepped into those woods they were fucked over.

  75. Re:I have to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clerks... Train Spoters... Great flicks

  76. What Data you Got Dim Bulb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone I know loved this movie and were pretty much "scared" by it. One girl I took to it wouldn't go back to her house and ended up sleeping at my place. :> Based on my personal experiences and that general truth that a movie doesn't take 1st place in the box office on hype, I can say declaratively that TBWP was scary. You on the other hand are just blowing hot air.

  77. You are Hopeless Ninny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any stupid ass who is going to waste his time correcting someones punctuation (its or it's) on rapidly typed in comments on Slashdot is a toad. Plain and simple. Your entire life will be one long plain tight assed waste.

  78. Didn't get "Supernatural skulduggery" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went and saw the movie on the advise of my room mate and I really didn't get "supernatural skulduggery" out of it. Perhaps it was the skeptic in me, but I wasn't really all that creeped out by it. Perhaps a comedy of errors, that's about it.

  79. The Blair Witch Project - Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure what to think of the sequel for the BWP. I really enjoyed the original film because it wasn't like every other Hollywood Horror flick out there, especially the Wes Creaven films. This film was a surprise for the movie viewer, and thats what made it different than other movies out there. The sequel could be very good and it could be very bad, like most sequels out there I don't think that the sequel for this film will be like the original because it won't be a SURPRISE. The surprise factor is what made the movie what it is now. Martin..

  80. Re:Interesting dividing line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it says something about the people who don't like it. It says they have better taste and more refined sensibilities than those who do like it. I don't expect you to understand that what movies people like says alot about them. The same as what music they like. Or what sports they like. Or don't you understand that a person's persona is defined by what he/she likes and dislikes? Isn't this site "News for Nerds"? Doesn't that say something about the people who read this? The question is WHAT does it say about someone who reads this? Not a hell of a lot if you have no other information about that person. I thought the movie was predictable, wooden and totally unimaginative. Of course, that could just be because I'm far more advanced and imaginative than the actors/writers were. Or I might just believe I am. Or I might just be possing that I am. Or I might just be possing that I believe I am. Am I the real McCoy? Am I pretensious? Am I a posser? Am I a posser posser? Am I a posser possing as pretensious?

  81. Re:Artificial Hype ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's exactly what I'm wondering. I saw a lot of ads for the Blair Witch project, and because they made it look really intriguing, I went to go see it. The film was nice; it was refreshing to see something made a little differently, but I wasn't that impressed. There didn't seem to be much of a plot. And isn't their website the opposite of all this "anti-hype" stuff they're promoting? I mean, 20 million hits before it opens...if there wasn't any hype, how did they even know about it?

  82. Re:Artificial Hype ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not unanswered questions?

    I think you slipped into the latest Julia Robert film by mistake.

    The hype was generated by greate reviews by the higher ranks of the film critic community including Roger Ebert who covered TBWP from Sundance. The Salon article we *all* read doesn't come up with any true evidence against TBWP. After the initial bait, the article immediately switches into a critic of American Pie and ain't it cool news. Tabloid journalism as usual.

  83. Re:Indy Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's a crock (what a surprise). Clerks was made for about $30K. It was mainly funded by 10 credit cards that Smith had to his name, funds garnered from store credit after he sold his comic book collection, a family donation, and paychecks from working at the Quick Stop and RST Video.

    Miramax bought the movie -- not Sony.

    Did that do enough damage to your credibility?

  84. Re:BWP made me queasy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we were waiting outside the theater for the employees to clean up, we noticed what looked like vomit running down the outside of a trash can. I can understand why. My wife recommended Dramamine to a friend who was thinking of going to see it.

  85. Re:Other notes about BWP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but didn't you make the connection that the reason they never hit any roads was because of the supposed witch?? Obviously some weird sheet went down in that forest (in the context of the story)...I won't go into much detail due to the fact that I wouldn't want to spoil the movie for anyone...but for those of you who've seen it, u get the idea.

  86. Re:Loved it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of horror flicks with cheesy endings, have you seen "The Haunting"? Good premise, nice SFX, but the ending ruined the whole movie. TBWP was definately spookier. Rick

  87. Re:Artificial Hype ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw it opening night without having heard about it before. It was a refreshing change of pace from the gratuitous gore people have come to expect from horror movies.

  88. Scary how many people think BWP really happened. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about GULLIABLE. The amateurish look to much of the footage actually has people thinking that this stuff really happened.

    Geez. I guess if it's "home video" it must be true. I can just see some couple videotaping a ficticious scene where the husband and wife pretend to be the rapist and the victim, respectively, for "fun" (don't scoff, it happens). The video somehow makes its way to the police and suddenly, the law is making arrests and filing charges even though no one filed a complaint.

  89. Re:Tech != Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Just goes to show that writing, premise, and performance have more to do with success than effects, budget, and known actors." Writing? there was no writing, the whole movie was done on the fly. This movie was neat, but it wasn't what they showed you that made it a good movie, it's what they implied, didn't show you.

  90. no wonder SAR is so busy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My GOD, those people were idiots! Why did they throw away the map?? I don't want to hear that a map is useless if you are lost. If you can't determine your position based on topography, stay in your house!! And what is one of the first things you learn about being lost in the outdoors? Follow streams/rivers! Do not leave your source of life! They were in New England...not anywhere remote...the stream would have led to safety. The only thing that scared me about the movie is that there are people that stupid "hiking" in the great outdoors .

  91. Re:Practicalities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember that the movie was set in 1994.
    Did your brother buy a Steadicam on eBay in 1994?
    I don't think so.

  92. Re:Other notes about BWP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO, I think that was one of the points they made in the movie... in Maryland, you aren't *supposed* to be able to get lost... 2-3 miles in any direction should lead you to civilization. I thought the idea was that something was helping them stay lost. Walking south all day, and ending up at your starting point? With all those compass checks throughout the day, they should have corrected themselves at some point and been heading in the right direction... and not ended up where they started. I think the location was perfect... and the idea you could get hopelessly lost in an undeveloped area so small added to the hysteria and freakiness of the situation.

  93. Re:Theatre so quiet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can honestly say that I've seen movies where people left much more quietly. See something called 'Vukovar'. Fundamentally, it's Romeo and Juliet, except Serb and Croat. The film was shot on location. The lastscene is a chopper shot over what is left of the place. Much more moving. The story is fictional, but the place and situation much more real. Much more interesting than the teen hack film that made it big.

  94. New? Radical? Poorly filmed? Do you care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is a reply to both the article and the post on "poor filming". The Blair Witch Project is a wildly successful indie movie, and it's great that they're it's had so much commercial success. Personally, I liked the movie, but it's nothing new (technology or otherwise). In some ways it's very much like a Dogma95 movie (check out the Dogma95 website for more information). It violates some of the tenets of Dogma95 (well, a fair amount actually), but seems to hold true to at least the spirit of the movement.

    As to the cinematography: well gosh, what exactly is expected of film students? Steadicams, as someone has already pointed out, are not necessarily cheap. It very vividly reminds you that this footage is a documentary, shot by hand with relatively inexpensive cameras by the actors themselves. It makes the movie much more believable (that wacky suspension of disbelief can only go so far). I think the hand held cameras also helped draw the viewer into the movie. You are seeing almost exactly what they do (and then there's the lovely quote about liking to film everything...). I sincerely hope it won't start a hand-held camera craze, after all, some of its appeal is the novelty :)

  95. But you don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were cold and hungry and scared so they weren't thinking. And they did follow the river. But the river changed direction and they never noticed until they came to the logs again (crying "these are the same logs"). By the end of the movie, I was ready to kill them. I was GLAD the hermit or whatever got them. They were too stupid to be out without mommy. Come on. They brought batteries for DAYS. But not smokes. And cigarettes weigh a lot less than batteries. But they never even lit a signal fire for the search and rescue team that must have been looking for them the day after they didn't show up. Hell, the entire town must have known where they were going. It couldn't have been that hard to find them. If this movie wasn't getting the hype, it would have been just another stupid B flick. It sucked. The story sucked. The ending sucked. The acting sucked. But it's a radical new departure from Hollywood so it must be good. It's been done. It's been done better. But you won't catch those in the cinaplex so you won't see them. Start checking out the alternative theatres. You'll see why BWP sucked so bad.

    1. Re:But you don't understand. by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Radical new departure for Hollywood?

      Hmm.. but it wasn't made in Hollywood, and Cinema Verite has existed as a genre for ages.. What is new about BWP is that it's an indie film that made it out of the arts cinemas without having won any awards, as usually needs to happen (e.g. "Shine").

      I do go to the alternate theatres :), so I know why BWP sucked - because it's a god awful movie!!

      If you want a good recent no-tech "arts movie", try John Sayles' "Limbo", or if you don't mind subtitles, "Autumn Tale" (french).

  96. an even BETTER horror movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out The Sixth Sense, with Bruce Willis... The biggest special effect in the movie is the visible breath when the temperature drops... low budget (apparently) and low hype (definately, and unlike BWP), but amazingly well done. This movie has the most amazing sublety I've seen, surpassing even The Usual Suspects.

    1. Re:an even BETTER horror movie by Jigz · · Score: 1

      Um... seriously doubt you could classify this movie as low budget... They paid bruce willis to act in it, how low budget is that?

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  97. Lo-tech made BWP what it is by Agrajag · · Score: 1

    When you watch BWP you realize that the Lo-Tech stuff is what made it what it is because the setting is actual and the events make it seem at least somewhat plausible (especially if you've been backpacking before). Seeing the film through the eyes of a handheld camera makes it that much more realistic and makes you wonder just how real it is. The actors improvising everything also gave it realism, by making their responses seem more lifelike.

    This might work for a few other movies, but not many. Its almost imposible to set a good Sci-Fi thriller with something that would allow this lo-tech to work, and I personally can't think of any other place where this kind of lo-tech would work except in a forest. It is relatively inexpensive to just travel to a forest and walk around taking shots, whereas setting a lo-tech film in a big city will still be expensive, you'll probablly need permission to shoot some of the areas as well as having to rent rooms and such to shoot in. All of this adds money and sense special effects and computer rendering are getting less expensive, its starting to become more cost effective to just render a lot of the stuff, like Squaresoft is doing in their Final Fantasy movie which is going to be completely rendered.

    A lot of the BWP was also do to the shock value of seeing a big film that was filmed on a handheld camera.. that's a shock value that is a one time thing.. it might still be around for other movies that do the same thing, but the effect won't be anywhere as great. BWP was also very original in this.. if someone tries to make another lo-tech blockbuster like this, it'll lose all originality and personally I'd rather see a hi-tech non-original movie than a lo-tech non-original movie.

  98. Re:religion, mathematics, and psychosis by Indomitus · · Score: 1

    I think the previous poster was refering to the way 'Pi' dealt with those issues. While 'Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land' and 'Good Will Hunting' may be good movies that have math included in their plots, math is an important part of 'Pi' and the movie doesn't shy away from it. 'Pi' also dares to make statements about religion and the connections to math in the world that other movies don't make. 'Pi' isn't for everybody but do yourself a favor and at least see it so you can experience it for yourself. And of course, I recommend seeing it on DVD, if you have the means.

  99. Reminds me of our President... by Dave+Fiddes · · Score: 1

    ..Blair that is. Erm, I mean our humble Prime Minister Tony Blair. He doesn't look anything like a witch..no, not at all ;)

    As for low budget independent films... been making them for years this side of the pond. Some are very very good...some are very very bad. The best ones are almost always better than the best that Hollywood churns out.

  100. Re:There he goes again by jzitt · · Score: 1
    It's the product of a single mind, rather than a committee...

    Hmm... Which single mind: one or the other of the two writer/directors? The actors, who improvised their own dialogue? The fleet of Web designers? The marketers who put together the riveting ads?

  101. l994 or 1994? by heroine · · Score: 1

    Got a little Y2K bug there Katz? The movie did well because critics liked it in an academic sense. The rest was extreme advertizing.

  102. BWP is junk! by nito · · Score: 1

    I went to see this piece of junk because I tought it reflected a brilliant script done with low budget. But let me tell you, this script could have been done by a ten year old. I was specting a Spilberg level script with a $50K production budget, but got a $1.00 script with a $50k budget. I think the whole thing is just another well engineered scam, and they got me.

    Basically the movie is multiple iterations one after the other of a one line story: "We are lost in the woods, what do we do? Shu, shu, I blame you! Walk (or sit and blame) in the day and boo boo in the night." with a careless attention to details: like infinite film and battery power (well maybe they had some kind of solar powered batteries' yea right, for a 70mm), and no food for almost a week (they could have eaten something in the woods).

    In summary, I am ashamed I paid to see this crap, or better yet, one of the largest scams (I wonder how large is the chunk for the critics that gave positive reviews) I have seen.

    ps: by the way the general reaction in the theater at the end was, "What, that is it, and I paid for this crap".

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  103. What a yawner by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 1

    The good news is that "The Blair Witch Project" advances the campaign of techno-savvy, creative, young and poorly-funded filmmakers against a corporatized film system that embraces technology but smothers originality.

    And the bad news is that the ad campagin for this movie is a whole lot better than the movie itself. I don't think there was a single person in the theatre that was scared by this flick.

    I found it hard to be concered about three dolts who can't even follow a stream to get out of the woods.




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  104. Re:World outside of the US by slim · · Score: 1
    I'll agree with that. I've not seen BWP (end of October in the UK - Gah!) but it looks like an amalgam of three old ideas:
    1. Improvised scenes -- All Ken Loach films (you meant Ken Loach, not Ken Russell, huh MeerCat?) and many others
    2. Mockumentary in which the filmmakers become the protagonists -- Man Bites Dog is a prime example (and very good too)
    3. Non-specific horror in the woods, making it cheap to film, especially with shaky cameras -- that'll be The Evil Dead then (God bless Sam Raimi's little cotton socks)

      That said, originality ain't everything, and I'm fully prepared for BWP to be a lot of fun.
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  105. Re:BWP made me queasy... by SEGV · · Score: 1

    I left halfway through the movie, just after they got lost.

    Generally not feeling 100%, drinking the night before, and having some popcorn (don't do that much anymore) didn't help.

    The jittery camera was making me nauseous.

    However, I've also seen the Sci-Fi Channel documentary. The film was shot 4:3 on video and 16mm, and actually looks better on television! So I'll just rent it when it comes out.

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  106. Not what I expected, but intriguing. by Mickey+Jameson · · Score: 1

    I saw the movie last night and wasn't all that impressed. I had (female) friends crying because it was so darn scary. A theater employee that I know poked me last night when the credits came on in an attempt to scare me. Then she couldn't believe how I wasn't jumpy or freaked out at all. On a scale of 1-10 of scariness, I'd give it a 5. Maybe a 4. But what made this movie very interesting was the fact that it's fiction, yet was made out to be true. Even theater employees (in some chains anyway) were told to lie when asked, "Is this for real?!" But what I learned AFTER the movie freaked me out more than the movie itself. The whole GPS factor, the care packages they received, and the true fright involved... In addition to they themselves being taped from far away, unbenownst to them. I will probably go back to see it again just because of these things that were not so obvious. I would have to say that this is the most original movie I've seen in many years.

  107. Plus, there was no real script by Mickey+Jameson · · Score: 1

    The only part that was scripted was the beginning of the movie. The interviews and the cemetery, and that was it. The rest of the movie simply had an outline, but no script. That is even more fascinating.

  108. Pick whatever is hot and then latch on for a ride by Lamont · · Score: 1

    Putting the merits of BWP aside (haven't seen it yet), it's certainly not the first high-quality low-budget film to be made. Each time one comes out, there's always someone declaring the death of the Hollywood big-money system.

    Unfortunately, it isn't going to happen. Too many people are willing to throw the theater $8 to see things blow up I'm afraid.

    Just because some movie makers use GPS' and put up a website about there movie, that doesn't make 'em "tech-savvy" and hip and cool. Just about every movie released these days has a web site. Enough with the hype. Feels like a bad Wired article....

  109. Amen! Mr. Katz is right on here. by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 1


    I say fsck high tech digital filmaking. It is not art. It is crap.

    One of my favorite films is 'Natural Born Killers' and that movie would have sucked had Hollywood and George Lucas or the other hi-tech assholes had got a hold of it. That film was made in 8mm, 16mm, a couple kinds of video, animation ( ala "The Wall" ). You can't convince me that making it "Digital" would have been better.

    I also liked Pulp Fiction. Same idea here.

    I will do my part for the big high tech films. I will wait for the VHS Video or watch it on TV.


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  110. Re:Indy Movies by Rick_T · · Score: 1

    | The hi tech movies being compared to BWP may
    | have expensive effects but are likely lacking
    | in something else: an intelligent, sensible
    | script. Put BWP and Matrix out at the same time
    | and see who wins. My vote is on Matrix.

    Given all other things equal, the movie with the best special effects wins - especially during the summer.

    But, I think you give *both* films a little too much credit for having intelligent scripts. The premise of Matrix was simply laughable (hurt the overall movie for me, anyway), though it did score a bit on the "cool" factor. The script for BWP - well, what script? The good thing about BWP would have to be that the actors actually got the point across.

    BWP reminded me somewhat of some Lovecraft stories - takes plave some time after the "horror" has occured, you never really *see* the "horror", etc. Worth the student-ticket price at any rate, just for the suspense. Even if it *was* filmed with HurlCam (tm).

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  111. Re:Indy Movies by Rick_T · · Score: 1

    We've moved a bit away from the low-tech cinema, but ...

    [The Matrix]

    | I donno... I kinda liked it. At least it was a
    | little more towards the 'strange science
    | fiction' type stuff. Granted it didn't
    | make sense, but it coulda been a helluva lot
    | less original and more 'hollywood'.

    Well, it couldn't have been *much* less original unless they tried really really hard. :)

    (Anyone but me think they ripped some of the final scenes of The Matrix right out of "never show a good movie right in the middle of your crappy movie" _Overdrawn at the Memory Bank_?
    Don't get me wrong - I enjoyed seeing _The Matrix_. And it may have been slightly less "hollywood" than most of the sci-fi coming out lately, but only slightly.

    As a side note, it's quite easy to define what the Matrix really is. The Matrix is Elvis.

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  112. Bad Ending... by asn · · Score: 1

    The movie had a good amount of suspense, sure...
    Scary? Not at all...

    The thing about the guy throwing the map away was totally unbeliveable...

    The ending had to be the worst though -- all of a sudden, everyone is dead and the credits come up... I would have at least liked to have seen interviews with the same townspeople the kids interviewed to get their reactions after the tapes had been found -- even if they were during the credits or something...

    1. Re:Bad Ending... by dsaint · · Score: 1

      This is where the web site comes in really handy. Go to http://www.blairwitch.com/ and they have interviews with people after the dissapearance. It's got a lot more backstory to flesh out the movie. Apparently they are still adding new information to the web site. Unlike most movie web sites this one isn't just for marketing, it's a rather vital part of the film.

  113. CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST by ab · · Score: 1

    CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST is a far superior movie to THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. If they had copied, it would have been a blessing.

    CH begins with a professor being hired by a New York City TV station to go down to Colombia to look for a missing documentary film crew. The crew is clearly modeled after an Italian mondo film crew, but the setting is changed to America (although it's an Italian movie- pretty common, actually).

    He heads down South and after a journey finds their film and the remainder of their remains. He assumes they were killed by bloodthirsty savages.

    He takes their footage back to NYC and assembles some of it for the TV guys to watch. It's grisly, but the big revelation is that the crew, in order to make a more juicy film, tortured and abused the natives. They were killed in revenge.

    CH plays with the ideas of movie reality versus "real" reality. If the crew had made it back OK, they would've edited their movie to reflect what they were trying to show. The raw footage was more truthful.

    It also was made as a criticism of mondo film and even news programs that are allowed to show anything they want because it's true, while fiction is heavily censored. Well, in Italy in 1979 at least.

    TBWP didn't have that much to say and didn't frame the recovered footage as well. You could edit the "Curse of the Blair Witch" TV special and the movie together into a better feature- and one that would look a lot more like CH.

    For more about CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, read KILLING FOR CULTURE, or buy the laserdisc. You can get the book from Amazon and the disc from houseofhorrors.com.

  114. World outside of the US by MeerCat · · Score: 1

    Nobody seen any Ken Russell movies ? "Ladybird, Ladybird" (for example) was filmed without the main actors knowing what comes next, and similarly has a very real, very gritty feel. Uncle Ken's been at it for years, but I don't see Hollywood crumbling. Do his movies even get released in the USA, or is it the art-house circuit only ?

    As for one posters comments about "Saving Private Ryan" ... spare me.
    The difference between Lucas and Spielberg is that at least Lucas knows when he's making it up / hamming it up (cf Used Car salesmen and Computer salesmen).

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    1. Re:World outside of the US by At+Work+Bumb · · Score: 1

      Actually I am a WWII reenactor and have seen SPR several times. Yes there are several flaws in the movie but the landing was actually quite real comparitively. Have you ever seen the actual footage from the real landing. Not much different except these people had certain items that they didnt have at the landing. But when you can find good acurate in good shape clothing let me know and I will buy it from you. The feeling of the movie was to help you understand some of the trivialties that the actual soldiers felt. This goes for any wartime era not just WWII.
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  115. Practicalities by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

    > why couldn't these people use a goddamn steadicam

    because steadicams are expensive, heavy, and unlikely to be in the possession of a student film crew?

    1. Re:Practicalities by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

      My brother owns a handheld Steadicam that he purchased on eBay for around $400. Not professional quality, sure, but much better than jumpy video. Expensive? No. Heavy? No.

      paranoid.android

  116. Children of the Corn by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    I had a similar incidence with Children of the Corn. In the beginning of the book (not the movie), they are trying to find a town called Lowell, Nebraska when they get lost and thus encounter "the children". When I read this, I about shit, as I was living in the middle of nowhere (in the middle of miles of corn country even) about 4 miles west of Lowell, Nebraska. I was only about 14 when I read the book and it scared the hell out of me. I did not get much sleep that night, I stayed awake listening to scary noises - the wind in the corn, the coyotes howling, etc. Even worse, there was this red-headed kid I went to school with, who lived a couple miles away from me, who looked almost exactly like Malachi!

  117. Direct Action Cinema by mahlen · · Score: 1

    While i haven't seen Blair Witch Project, the shooting style (put actors in situation, improvise dialog and, to lesser degree, plot) reminds me of director Rob Nilsson's "Direct Action Cinema" technique. When done by people who are good at it, this can produce amazing results. I'd especially recommend his 1987 film, "Heat and Sunlight", a searing look at the last twelve hours of a relationship.

    I'm not that big a fan of horror films, but the film that scared the socks of me was "Dead Calm".

    mahlen

  118. Re:Interesting dividing line. by JerkBoB · · Score: 1
    It seems to me ... that those who didn't like The Blair Witch Project are saying more about themselves than they're saying about the movie.

    I'll agree with that assertion. I liked the film, but I can see how someone who doesn't like to or can't empathize with the characters wouldn't like it. With no empathy, there's no interest in the characters, and there's not much left after that.

    I'll bet the people who didn't like this film didn't much like scary campfire stories, either. I try not to look down on them too much, though. :)

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  119. Re:F.ex ? WARNING: THIS REPLY IS A SPOILER! by AftanGustur · · Score: 1

    - Was it really the Blair Witch, or some effective psycho loon?

    It was the Witch. The magic forest (they walked in circles wich is a old-story symptom of magic forests.
    The Guy throwing away the Map and everything else implied magic.

    - Was it really Josh yelling from the basement? Or was it a recording? Or was it the Blair Witch mimicing his voice?

    It doesn't matter in the story, they probably all died.


    - How did Mike end up in the corner? Physically forced? Possesed? Already dead and propped up?

    Magically forced. He was knocked down remember, and yet was standing 15 seconds later.

    - Did they really die? No bodies were found.

    Since they were supposed to find the cameras one year later, the bodies could heve been in the same location.


    - What were those children's voices? What were the other sounds?

    That were the childrens souls crying.

    - What caused the tent to flap like that?

    Magic

    - How did they end up going in a circle? Maybe it's like those magic forests in Zelda.

    Yep, magic forest.

    - What was that slime?

    Just some neat idea the produces had, it doesn't realy matter in the story. It's only purpose is to add creapy atmosphere to the movie. It has absolotely no other purpose in the movie.

    - ad infinitum....

    I guess you didn't read enough scary stories as a kid. Those are all classical examples from those.


    - No questions, huh? Maybe you were looking at it differently than I but I really enjoyed it and am waiting for the DVD.

    It will fit nicely righ beside "striptease" and "Higlander II" on your shelve.

    - Maybe you should go rent Navy Seals :-)

    Never heard of it (the movie). Is is much different from BWP ?




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  120. Artificial Hype ? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1


    I don't get it, I realy don't.

    I went to see this film last weekend and I was mildly dissapointed. It's not a bad movie, but clearly below average.

    And it leaves absolutely nothing, *nothing*, when you walk out of the cinema there are no unansvered questions and the movie isn't making any point.

    If I told you that you realy don't see anything horrible in the movie, I would have spoiled all the film for you, it's that bad. The only thing that holds up the film the whole time is that it is making the surroundings look creapy with the help of music and sound effects. And even that gets bored after 30 minutes.

    I doubt there are many people who will want to watch this file the second time.

    And my question is : What realy generated all this hype ?? C'mon if a unknown website got millions of hits even before the opening, it's got to be professionally planned and engineered hype !

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    1. Re:Artificial Hype ? by Cyberkidd · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you were watching Blair Witch? There was *no* music in the entire movie. And the whole point of the movie was that you never saw anything. The movie let your imagination go wild on what was actually out there. I know I left the movie a lot more scared then when I went in there. I thought that this was a great movie, definitly one of the best independent films I had ever seen.

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    2. Re:Artificial Hype ? by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Are you insane?! The movie left EVERYTHING unanswered! The sound effects were great! The acting was beautiful. Admittedly 3 idiots lost in the woods isn't the scariest concept I can think of, but you definately felt for the characters during the film. If you didn't then you aren't much of a human being. I thought it was an excellent movie. Something that is fun to watch 3 or 4 times. Or even watch again every few months. Can't wait to get it on DVD....

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    3. Re:Artificial Hype ? by Ender_the_Xenocide · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that it was below average, but I don't think it was an amazing movie. When I watched it, it never quite clicked for me.

      But.

      I saw it with about 6 other people, only two of whom has heard the hype. The others had never heard of the thing. One of them even complained all through the start of the movie (when they were interviewing people in town), "Why are we watching this? This sucks! I could make a 'movie' like this!" He was pretty white when it ended. So were the others who hadn't heard of it.

      Blair Witch was really effective if you went into it not expecting much. If you're not sure what you're getting, its very effective at playing on your imagination. If you've seen the hype and are expecting to be creeped out, though, you're attitude is more likely to be, "OK, I'm here - scare me."

      I think becoming a massive hit took BWP far beyond its natural level. In an ideal world, it probably would have stayed as a great cult movie spread by word-of-mouth. As it is, I think the hype will alienate a lot of people who would otherwise have loved it.

      The hype wasn't artificial at first, either. It started out with word-of-mouth, which is as natural as you can get. I heard it mentioned on two mailing lists and a MUD, then started seeing ads on Space (the Canadian sci-fi channel). Ads on Space don't count: they advertise 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' every Christmas. It was only after it became a hit through word-of-mouth that it started getting mainstream hype.

  121. Re:Other notes about BWP by AftanGustur · · Score: 1
    If you watch the surroundings in the film, you will notice that many of the scenes were filmed just beside a big clearing in the forest.

    Look up between the trees and you will see that there aren't any more trees 20-or-so meters from where the actors are standing.

    Not a big mistake but it quite annoyed me while I watched the movie.


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  122. Re:If you want another opinion... by AftanGustur · · Score: 1

    The movie already is in urope . Saw it last weekend here in Paris. But the movie realy isn't *that* bad. It's just to long for it's simple story and you will never want to see it again.
    (apart from some deep-forest-scenes obviously taken behind just a few trees).

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  123. F.ex ? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1
    Exactly what hadn't you figured out by the end of the movie ?


    The movie is OK but it's definitely not great, in the sense that I will get absolutely nothing out of a second screening.
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  124. City folks ? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1
    Sure, it's a nice film, and very nice given the bugdet and beginner film makers.



    But why the hype ? The film basically just tells an camp-fire ghost story.
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  125. Fine end to the story. by AftanGustur · · Score: 1


    I guess we've all seen movies where some guy is blown up by 500 tons of dynamite and still walks away from it.

    But the BWP is supposed to be a "true" movie and as such, those kind of things don't happend, we know how kids used to be killed in pairs in that cellar. One standing in the corner, facing the wall, that was the last bit of information the film gave. It was all supposed to fit togeter and we are expected to figure out that the kids will die. But how do we know that ?? The film doesn't explicitly *state* that, now does it ?

    The film has absolutely no *details*. whatsoever, the audience can figure out on the way home.


    It leaves nothing for the intelectual audience.

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  126. Re:Indy Movies by Cyberkidd · · Score: 1

    The best way to avoid motion sickness with this movie is just to sit towards the back of the theater. That way you can still see the wall around the screen, and your body won't get as confused about what is actually happening.

    As for clerks, I agree with you. That was another very good independent film. I was pleasantly surprised when a friend of mine had me watch the movie.

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  127. The Big Connection by chromatic · · Score: 1


    I've rarely seen a theater so quiet.

    I've rarely heard a theater so full.

    Now all Mr. Katz needs to do is to draw the parallel between independent filmmaking and independent musicmaking with MP3s, and argue for web-, ftp-, and IRC-based distribution of these films and he's on to something here.

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  128. Lo-Tech, gimme a break! by GoRK · · Score: 1

    Indy filmmakers have been using age-old (read: cheap) film techniques, innovative ideas, and good stories to make good movies for a long time. That doesn't that there's anything lo-tech about it. The Blair Witch Project people used the most hi-tech tools available for their budget. Have you checked the prices of all that stuff in the credits? I am glad that The Blair Witch project got the recognition (and the money) it deserved, but to think that it hails some kind of a 'lo-tech' revolution in cinema is a bit effrontery.
    I very seriously doubt that any major movie studios will begin producting movies with digital camcorders and cutting them on Media100 workstations because of the success of this one movie. Maybe now the studios will take a more serious look at indy films, indy screenplays, and more traditional moviemaking techniques. Hopefully we'll get to see a few more decent movies in the theaters.

    ~John

  129. Horror and the real sense of mind numbing by tomwhore · · Score: 1

    Jon katz not only misses the point of real horror, he misses it on media as well.


    Old Time Radio shows like ESCAPE and SUSPENSE used the spoken word and some sound fx to make the audience feel these emotions, to sit on the edge of thier seats. They used WORDS to spark the minds eye, not a visual stream to spoon feed the audience.


    If Katz were truly into touting the real ways of Low-Techo he would have at least mentioned this, but hhe is once again found empty of real substance.

    For more on Old Time Radio, where to find it on the net and even a few files to listen to head over to The WSMF OTR site


    And Use Your Own Imagination once in a while.

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  130. Wafting More Airballs with Jon Katz by tomwhore · · Score: 1

    Jon Jon Jon.... You want so much to be hip, it hurts. If you had a real eye on low budget movies of worth rather than fluffing you Hip Cyber Feathers you would have doen this article years ago about "El Mariachi" by Mr Rodruiguez or the 1980s film "Liquid Sky" or "Down by Law" etc etc etc. You also would have seen what happens when a indi film maker gets Hollyweird backing ("Desperado" "Dusk Till Dawn"). But instead of a real article on Low Budget films you simply pander to the NOWNOWNOW hip set and turn a blind and dumb eye to the real meat of the story. Ouchie Mr katz, even as a movie reviewer you are lacking. Whats next? "Cyber Kitty Boxes, Freind or Foe"?

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  131. The Great Blair Witch Project SWINDLE by tomwhore · · Score: 1

    The movie cost little to make


    BUT


    The marketing hype that made you aware of it cost MILLIONS


    So for all you folks who think this is a win for the low budget film makers or the Katzians who follow the hipbuzz speak with thier heads up the pundints anus ...Congrats you are all dupes of another BWP style scam.


    suckers

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  132. Re:Pi by Laxitive · · Score: 1

    You missed the point.. I think if anybody went to see this movie hoping to see a documentary on natural numbers, they decidedly ended up dissapointed. The movie simply used the character's obsession with mathematics as a tool to explore the psychological issues of having an essentially one-dimensional, shallow life. The character's mentor(sorry, cant bring the name to mind, I have a very very bad problem with names)spent his whole life trying to find patterns in Pi and came to the conclusion that it was essentially not worth it.
    The movie's point is NOT wether there are patterns in Pi, or wether the stockmarket can be predicted, but what happens to an individual when they become blind to everything but one goal. In the end, Max (I think that's the character's name), starts seeing patterns everywhere, in coffee, in the guts of a squished bug, in the stock market, in the Torah - and you can pick apart his brain at that moment and really understand the kind of psychosis he is affected by.
    The movie is not about math, it's about life, the point of life, and about balance.

    -Laxative

  133. Pi by Laxitive · · Score: 1

    Pi? bad? Oh my god! I thought that Pi was one of the best movies I have seen in my entire life.. it was SO beautifully done, the grainy film, the absolutely lovely music, the message it conveys so clearly. Everything about that movie pointed to the fact that someone put SO much thought into exactly what went into the film.. rather than most hollywood flicks, which rather point to the laborious amount of time making it glitzy and perfect product placement.

    You have no taste.

    -Laxative

    1. Re:Pi by kmwertma · · Score: 1

      >You have no taste.

      Good thing he wasn't talking about your mother or something...you might have had to attack his personality for expressing an opinion...

      Grow up.


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  134. Re:I have to ask... by Laxitive · · Score: 1

    Can you point me to a place where I can get good info on the good movies coming out? I love independent films, and I've loved most of the independents I've seen, but I've only seen a scarce few.. is there a place on the net which is reliable as a good source of what's good and what's bad?

    I thought Pi was a BEAUTIFUL film, Rushmore was great, Trainspotting kicked butt (though i dont know if it's 'independent' or not). That's about all the independent movies that I can list off the top of my head right now. I've been searching for a place where I can get info on films like these, and the only thing I've found so far is the onion's AV-club movie review section.. do you know any other place?

    -Laxative

  135. Low budget? by K. · · Score: 1

    With marketing, TBWP's budget came out
    at 1.5 million. That's thirty times what
    they claim the film actually cost. Ever
    get the feeling you've been cheated?

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    1. Re:Low budget? by Tortolia · · Score: 1

      The film cost about $50,000 to make.

      The marketing was handled by Artisan, the distributor, and has no bearing on the cost of the creation of the film.

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  136. Re:Dream Park by hypnotik · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen BWP> yet, but I have read the Dream Park novels. I loved the books and find the concept very interesting. Perhaps as our technology gets better, we will see concepts like these be brought to fruition.

    In essence, this is what is happening with Ultima Online and Everquest. Quake leagues are springing up all over the place. As the technology driving these games gets better, the distinction between game and real will blur.

    On a related note: Have you read Synners by Pat Cardigan? In it the Synners (synthesizers), channel human emotions in sync with music videos to people with sockets (i.e. connections with the brain). A must read if you want a glimpse at where technology is heading.

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  137. Yes, Virginia, There Is Film Outside Hollywood by cjs · · Score: 1

    While it's always nice to see someone realise that there are wonderful films being made outside Hollywood, to say that BWP is the start of some sort of new renaissance in non-Hollywood filmmaking is to dismiss decades of filmmakers. Sure, I had a similar `ah ha!' experience more then ten years ago when seeing Atom Egoyan's Family Viewing (which was made for a similar cost) for the first time, but I didn't jump to the conclusion that this was the start of a new trend, rather than the continuation of one I'd fallen into the middle of.

    Sure, low-budget, non-Hollywood filmmaking is new to this corner of the Internet, and sure, this is the first film that's become a massive success based on Internet interest and hype (forged or otherwise: see Salon's Did "The Blair Witch Project" fake its online fan base?), but that's no excuse not to do one's background research before writing an article like this, and making a realistic assessment of where this film fits in the recent history of filmmaking.

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  138. I think it's great by wikki · · Score: 1

    The blair witch project was just what I needed. None of the bloatedness of other recent movies. It was very nice to see a movie do so well with so little a budget.(I heard around $$40,000) I hope more people take notice to how a story is presented not just how much eye candy they can shove in your face.

  139. Re:absolutely the worst movie ever by Spectra72 · · Score: 1

    Whose fault is it that the whole "expectation" game gets played anyway?

    Stop being led around by the big marketing hook in your nose. Watch a movie and judge it on it's own merits, not what the public (who, by the way have made wrestling shows some of the most popular on TV, so fuck them anyway), media and marketing machines tell you to.

    If you saw the movie and didn't like it as a matter of taste, that's fine, not everyone is going to like the same things. But if you dislike it for failing to live up to your *expectations*, then you're an idiot for playing that game in the first place. Plus, you are doomed to be disappointed by everything, since expectations are seldom met in this day and age.

  140. Re:Giggling (Was Re:The best part of BWP..) by Aphelion · · Score: 1

    Plot? There was no plot. There were "events," but certainly not a plot. And after a while, these "events" became very predictable. The typical mix of hysteria with insanity permeated through to each of them until it became humorous.

    I think they were screaming at the end becuase they dropped their $15,000 camera; the most expensive piece of equipment on the set.

  141. "Real" Myth? by erice · · Score: 1

    Poor choice of words, "Real Legend" makes more sense. That is, that this a real story told by people who live in that region, rather than something made up by the film makers.

  142. As Hollywood comes out with more crap.... by kevlar · · Score: 1

    Independent movies will be seen more and more in movie theatres. The Haunting sucked so horribly that I'm ashamed I payed $8 to see it. If only they'd make some good, well written movies. Until then, it'll be the low-budget independent movies that will be the really good ones.

  143. Re:Indy Movies by mdmbkr · · Score: 1

    Try sitting as far back in the theater as possible.

  144. Re:Loved it...NOT by HardCase · · Score: 1

    Loved it? Yeah, ok, if you're into watching three really stupid people who can walk into a "forest" on the eastern seaboard for a day, but CAN'T WALK OUT IN THREE DAYS. I would call it excruciatingly boring. CNN had it right...it should have been called The Blair Insomnia Project. I thought that the shaky cameras and "you are there" style of filming went out with Homicide.

    I think that this movie proves nothing more than that with a good marketing machine and plenty of hype, along with a lot of screaming, running and cursing, it's possible to sucker a few million people into parting with their money.

    The Blair Witch Project did nothing more than strain the audience's credibility and present yet another telling of some tired old summer camp ghost story. The only time that I got scared was when I realized that the stuff that was sticking to my shoe wasn't a spilled Coke, but bubble gum.

    Not only was the movie completely un-scary, but the ending was PURE cheese. I mean, I could see it coming a mile away. My prediction? This movie is going to fade from the scope very quickly. All that has been proven is that with a very low budget, it's possible to rake in a very large amount of money. At least the accountants will walk away happy.

    =h=

  145. Re:Loved it...NOT by HardCase · · Score: 1

    I honestly have to wonder how you can call me a dolt in one sentence, then actually be able to state that an obvious ending is a component of suspense. No, I say that this was a movie about three very stupid people who didn't have enough sense to follow a river back to civilization.

    Further, having spent a fair amount of time in Maryland, I'll also postulate that anyone who cannot find their way out of one of those woods after three days deserves what they get.

    By the end of the movie I was cheering for the witch.

    I'm perfectly used to the fact that this movie has made more money than other movies. But I think that it's very clear that receipts != quality. This is a great case of how well marketing works. It's a bad movie...deal with it!

    =h=

  146. Re:Loved it...NOT by HardCase · · Score: 1

    Sure I've been lost in the woods. I live in Idaho...over half the state is wilderness. And even with a compass and WITHOUT a map, I never had a problem getting out. Yeah, it's easy to get confused if you spend your time in panic.

    I can suspend my disbelief. I love movies. But just because the camera jiggles and everybody acts really scared doesn't mean that I'm going to jump up and down and bow to some new paradigm in filmmaking. This would have been a good movie from a couple of guys studying film at UCLA, or maybe it deserves a place in that low budget "art" film niche, but as a mainstream movie, all I can determine is that everyone went gaga because it received great reviews from a film festival and cost less than a bedroom in San Jose. But the premise was tired, the plot was weak and the ending was so anticlimactic that as soon as I saw the house I told my friend what was about to happen. All that was left was to scrape the popcorn off my shoe.

    Yeah...I can suspend disbelief. But that doesn't mean that any old crap that flickers and jiggles on the screen will catch my eye.

    =h=

  147. religion, mathematics, and psychosis by kaisyain · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Sometimes it seems like two of those three form the basis of most films. And even the third one (math) appears from time to time. Disclaimer: I don't know what you mean by "tackling" so you probably won't agree with my list of movies that "tackle" these subjects.

    Religion: The Last Temptation of Christ, The Crucible, The Apostle, The Exorcist, all of the movies that just came out about the Dalai Lama, The Mission, Sister Act, Oh God, Witness, Yentl, The Ten Commandments.

    Math: Contact, Good Will Hunting, Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land, Moebius, N is a Number, Stand and Deliver, Sphere, Sneakers, I.Q.

    Psychosis: ummm...just about any movie with a "bad guy" and plenty more that don't.

    I haven't seen Pi, so I won't comment on whether it is good or not. But you seem to be implying that it is outre or avant garde or some other French phrase in that it deals with issues Hollywood normally doesn't. Just because a movie was good doesn't mean it has to be unique. This is the kind of unwarranted hyperbole that makes people who haven't even seen the movie dislike it.

  148. Best Katz contribution to Slashdot yet by SoftwareJanitor · · Score: 1

    This is the best thing I've seen here from Katz. He is clearly well within his element here (not over his head with technical issues) and his review definitely made me want to see the movie (which I wasn't all that interested in before).

  149. Psychological Horror by Industrial+Disease · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen BWP yet, but I did see The Sixth Sense this past weekend, and thought it was fantastic. Please, go see it before anyone spoils it for you.

    I don't think I'll be spoiling The Sixth Sense by saying that the special effects are almost nonexistent; as I've heard about BWP, more happens off screen than on. I think Sixth Sense edged out BWP for highest gross on this incredibly crowded (5 major studio releases) weekend. I hope that the success of these films will spark more cerebral, psychological horror flicks. I'd much rather see this type of movie than self-referential, over-the-top slashers like Scream or cheesy CGI fests like The Haunting (although Sleepy Hollow looks like it might be good).

    As far as The Haunting goes, I've heard that there is another movie from the same original source coming out later this year, called The House on Haunted Hill or maybe The Haunting of Hill House. The rumor goes that this one will depend more on auditory than visual effects for its scares. I can only hope the rumor is true.

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    1. Re:Psychological Horror by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      I've seen both BWP and 6th Sense (in that order). I was really looking forward to 6th Sense; having seen it, I'd say it was an ok movie, I liked it, but thought it was underwhelming. At the end I felt like I was watching Ghost. And I was annoyed at the heavy reliance on typical "creepy" music, those overpowering crescendoes that tell you something's gonna jump out at you any second now. I was extremely much more disturbed by BWP, I found it to be more effective. But then, it was a tense situation, whereas 6th Sense isn't depicting a tense overwrought situation. Anyway, rambling now!

  150. Re:I have to ask... by Lars+J · · Score: 1
    Is this your first exposure to independent cinema? Your points about technology, while valid, are old hat. People have been making very good movies cheaply for a long time. Seems to me that the real story is the marketing (which I missed out on, how did that happen?). -nme!

    I just have to agree to this (and I also missed out on the marketing). I'm happy for Jon Katz if BWP has opened his eyes to independent low-budget movies though, but it's nothing new and I doubt BWP will create a new trend in Hollywood cinema.

    There are always some low-budget independent-movies from new and exciting filmmakers that manage to stand out from the crowd to the more cinema-aware. Just off the top of my head, people might want to check out these flicks: El Mariachi, Man Bites Dog, Clerks, La Haine, Evil Dead, Nightwatch, Junk Mail... If you take a look at the Hollywood-remakes made of some the above movies you will understand why Hollywood won't be able to take advantage of a trend towards low-budget independent movies. It is probably impossible to create such movies inside the Hollywood studio system.

  151. Re:Theatre so quiet.... by cale · · Score: 1

    They are extremely different types of movies, one played off of the tradition american sentimentality for soldiers lost in a war. The other scared the living sh*t out of me and everyone else who was in the theatre that friday night. No one even got up for a good minute after the lights went on. If you ask me it came directly from it being the opening night (sometimes its nice to be in manhatten), no one really knew what to expect, and atleast i hadn't heard that much hype about the movie at that time.
    With saving private ryan you knew that there was going to be a happy ending or atleast happy enough, with the BWP no one knew what was coming until they turned on the lights.

  152. Re:absolutely the worst movie ever by AshleyB · · Score: 1

    Don't get me wrong, the movie was utter garbage, I just hated it that much more because I was hoping it would be fresh, original and scary.

    However, not having expectations is pretty unrealistic, don't you think? Can you honestly go into every movie not knowing anything about it, and not expecting a good movie? Pretty cynical approach if you ask me.

  153. absolutely the worst movie ever by AshleyB · · Score: 1

    Let me start by saying that when I saw the preview of Inspector Gadget, my brain went into CGI overload. Hard. I started to look at all of these movies just crammed with this stuff and I just shut down my nervous system, not wanting to see another 80 foot spider or mutant shark.

    BUT...

    The Blair Witch was in my opinion absolutely horrible filmmaking. "Road Rules goes horribly wrong." And it was so funny as to be unfunny. As a friend pointed out, they got lost in the woods with a map, compass, river AND the sun in the sky? Sounds to me like it was nature weeding out bad genes to me. But anyway, an utterly wretched film, with no suspense at all. Just because it was cheap and different doesn't mean it's good. Last time I checked characters were still fairly important and I couldn't give a rat's behind about any of them. So, if characters aren't there, most filmakers will attempt to blind you with visuals or at least a good plot. No such luck here; it's like they were relying so heavily on trying to sell this as a true story and the fact that it is about as un-Hollywood as you can get they forgot to do anything like entertain us. Godzilla sucked and no matter how much money they put on the screen that wasn't going to change. Same principal here. No amount of money would have made this story entertaining.

    Go watch The Iron Giant. It won't make near as much as The Insipid Witch, but it is light years better and will still be around in 100 years whereas Blair Witch will be spliced onto a reel America's Funniest Home Videos and Fox's Most Shocking Moments Caught on Tape.

    Now, to be fair I will have to say that they marketed this film BEAUTIFULLY. Web site, Sci-Fi channel preview, everything to make you think it was real. Plus all the buzz about how scary it was; to me that is what drew me to the film because how many people can be shocked or scared by a movie after the trememdous amount of scary movies we have all seen in our lives? I have to give it credit for trying, I am not shooting the concept full of holes, it's quite noble actually, it's just that the execution was as big a failure as any failed endeavor in the history of filmmaking.

    1. Re:absolutely the worst movie ever by AshleyB · · Score: 1


      I just expected better you know? When you expect good things and you are disappointed it hurts worse than usual.

      So many people are involved with a film in Hollywood that it is a rare thing for a creative, unique vision to make it's way to the screen and I was hoping that Blair Witch would be it. High expectations dashed to bits.

      However, all this talk of a sequel doesn't upset me like you think though...Evil Dead was in my opinion not good but it was innovative and proved that you could make a successful movie very cheaply. Then they followed that up with one of the greated horror/comedy movies ever Evil Dead 2, so I am not going to lose all hope!:)

    2. Re:absolutely the worst movie ever by Quigley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was expecting a lot better too, I have to admit. :)

      Here's to hoping for a better sequel!

    3. Re:absolutely the worst movie ever by Quigley · · Score: 1

      As a friend pointed out, they got lost in the woods with a map, compass, river AND the sun in the sky? Sounds to me like it was nature weeding out bad genes to me.

      I think the point they were trying to make here is that somehow the witch was screwing with them. Common sense does tell you they wouldn't have been lost on their own.

      I'm still not sure what I think of the movie, though I don't think you can really call it the worst movie ever. I mean, come on, some of that 80's stuff... I _was_ disappointed it didn't scare me as much as I expected it to, but then again I grew up out in the country and I've spent a lot of time in the woods.

      Besides, you have to admit the final scene was pretty cool. :)

    4. Re:absolutely the worst movie ever by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      You can honestly say you felt NOTHING for the characters in this movie?! The entire apology to the camera scene in the middle of the night didn't make you feel sorry for Heather? As for the 3 getting lost, I just decided to assume that we were meant to think there was some supernatural intervention in there. I grew up in a massive forest, so 3 idiots getting lost in the woods isn't that scary to me. But I thought it was an excellent movie.

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  154. #2.. I don't think so. by SmartSsa · · Score: 1
    Hey,

    As far as I know it was #2 on it's opening weekend 2nd to The Runaway Bride...

    BUT... it opened in less theaters and averaged $20,000 per screen where the #1 movie only hit about $15,000 per screen. (i think that's how they should rank movies, but nooo big-ass-hollywood guys need the big numbers).

    Anyways, my personal review is Here

    - dc.

  155. Re:I have to ask... by Gog · · Score: 1

    I'm from Montréal and we are lucky enough to have the "festival des films du monde" and "Fantasia". with these two, you can find out about lots of répertoire and weird movies.

    Of course, You have to be here to enjoy Daniel Langlois(Softimage's dad)'s latest toy : ExCentris

    Gog

  156. Re:Commercialize, commercialize, commercialize by reptyle · · Score: 1
    This is an excellent point:

    "If hollywood thinks it can just go low tek now, they're missing the point. We want movies by movie makers who want to see their own movies - not movies by producers who want to make a movie people want to see."

    but I have some problems with this point:

    "When it comes to art, the average consumer doesn't know what he or she wants"

    Most people I know have very good ideas what they want, but when they go to see it or praise it, they're told that this director is uncool or that actor has sold out, and they should not watch it. More to the point, what we see is dictated by what the mega-cinema chains will show.


    When I was growing up, my city (washington, DC) had many independent movie theaters, many of which showed various movies of questionable commercial appeal. theaters like the Apex, Biograph, Key, and The circle would all show repertory, Anime', off-color drama (Caligula's a perfect example -- not porn, but damned close), and foreign. Most of these places are now gone, some of which have been razed to the ground and replaced by synthetic megaliths of corporate or commercial intent...I think the CVS chain accounts for at least three former movie theaters in town.


    My point in this ancient history is that I think many more people know what they want to see, but their vote at the box office is curtailed by major chain theater options and whoever is keeping stats of rentals (and the Monica Lewinsky scandal showed us someone must be) is not correlating them to what should be shown in movie houses.


    Doubtless, this has more to do with profit centers than taste. That leads me to wonder...are we perpetually doomed to following the accountants when it comes to what we can see? I liked Pi, but found it difficult. I admire those who make movies on the cheap, but I don't think that should be a criterion for excellence, any more than star name power or special effects.

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  157. Re:Commercialize, commercialize, commercialize by slams · · Score: 1
    I agree. But wouldn't it be a better for the producers to let the filmmakers (i.e. director, writer) create the movie they imagine than to force the filmmakers to follow some crappy formula aimed at the lowest common denominator --must have a happy ending, politically correct, must appeal to the widest audience as possible? Every year they use the same formula to churn out the same crap every year, which people, I believe, are now sick of to see. I know I am.


    What they need to do is found more independents, market them adequately, and give them wider screen access, as they do their formula films. I am sure they would make back there investments if not make a killing like with the BWP.

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  158. Re:Other notes about BWP by kmj9907 · · Score: 1
    I noticed that too, but it didn't really bother me. Often in the middle of a forest there can be lots of large meadows. Doesn't have to be a road, and it certainly doesn't mean they can't be very lost.

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  159. I disagree by ethomas8 · · Score: 1

    I disagree totallly with Jon Katz. I happened to see BWP on Sunday at 5:25 pm. This is usually not a peak time for movie going, but the large theater I was in was nearly sold out. This, combined with all that I had heard about the film, really got my hopes up.

    Boy, was I disappointed. Frankly, I think the movie was horrible. I don't want to bash the film makers, they did a great job with only $50,000. I must say that I'm no film maker myself. This movie simply didn't appeal to me.

    First of, it simply wasn't scary. I saw The Haunting early, and loved it. That movie got my heart racing. BWP didn't. I know that the camera work wasn't supposed to be perfect, but it just made me sick. Lastly, I think the use of a certain four letter word was so frequent that it became obvious there was no written script. Improv is good, but too much is too much.

    I have run into many people that loved the movie, and I'm happy that it has been so successful without spending millions. I just didn't like it.

    Josh

  160. Hollywood's marketers have caught up with BWP by jazmataz23 · · Score: 1
    I saw on teevee last night a flashy, qwik-cut advertisement for BWP. It probably cost twice what the movie did. It almost catches the creepiness that made BWP a great movie, but it was much cooler at J-Kub's house on a 21" monitor before it was released (NOTE TO MIAA: Seeing this movie for free directly led to my paying an outrageous amount of dough to see it in a theatre. This is a clue, please take this one, it's free! --or get one somewhere). I'm shocked that Jon would be raging on about how geeks found something great and now HW is pimping it out for the masses. ;-)

    I don't care too much, since I'm already into the Next Big Thing. I'll find it weeks before the cattle catch up. The Megacorps can follow along right behind me if they like. It's not like they have a clue where we're going ('course, I don't either, but that's what makes life fun). They just follow up behind geek.culture innovations as best they can in a reactive mode. I don't think any other "net-setters" are looking over their shoulders either. Bitching about what the rest of the world is doing is pointless; that's no way to live your own life.

    jaz

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  161. More Fascinating Katz Stuff by Buttercup · · Score: 1

    Come, read, watch Katz pillory the media while covering the big-media issues. Like Star Wars. And Littleton. And The Blair Witch Project. Such a media rebel... truly a revolutionary. He doesn't even waste his time by drawing attention to worthwhile subjects; instead, he draws our attention to the shows we've already been watching. Keep an eye on this rising star. A man who can sell you things you already own... he's going places. MJP

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  162. Took the freakin' words outta my mouth... by Buttercup · · Score: 1

    Can't say anymore, you already said it.

    MJP

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  163. Re:Loved it...NOT by Buttercup · · Score: 1

    As has been pointed out countless times, it's not very difficult to find your way out of a small woods when you have a major geographical feature -- like a stream, for God's sake -- to follow.

    Even schoolchildren up north can navigate the woods by using the sun, the stars, and the light pollution at night from nearby towns and cities.

    The prospect of adults getting lost for almost a week in the woods around residential communities, in this day and age, is patently ridiculous. It's just not scary. It's like a movie about big hairy monsters coming out of my closet and eating three adults in the middle of the night.

    And all you can say is "haven't you ever heard of suspension of disbelief?" Okay, but suspension of laughter? Please...

    MJP

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  164. Alternatives by Buttercup · · Score: 1

    Katz is lame and so is BWP. How about suggestions for alternatives?

    I suggest "Das Boot" for those interested in the real meaning of fear and realism in cinema.

    MJP

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  165. Beat me to it! by fireant · · Score: 1

    The first thing I thought of when I saw the intro into Katz's article is that there have always been low tech, low budget movies...
    They're called B movies, and most of them suck.

  166. It's not as important as you want it to be by Merk · · Score: 1

    The Blair Witch Project was unique, and done for a tiny budget, but doesn't mean that all movies should use the same techniques to make their movies cheap as well.

    The movie got away with grainy, out-of focus shots from handheld cameras held by amateur camera operators because part of the premise was that it was done by film students as a documentary. Because of this the problems with the camerawork actually made the movie better and more realistic. Unfortunately this won't work in all other movies because in most movies the camera is supposed to be a window into the movie world, so grainy, out-of-focus shots interfere with the "gods-eye-view" effect. I'm afraid good cameras and good camera operators will have to remain part of making a good traditional movie.

    The same goes for the lack of score, lack of special lighting, etc. All these things enhance the experience of most movies, but would take away from this one -- but only because it would make it seem like it wasn't a documentary. This doesn't mean that music and lighting are necessary otherwise, but nor does it mean that because TBWP got away without them that all other movies can too.

    And finally, how is it that GPS enabled the actors to avoid having aides and techs??? GPS is a replacement for a map and compass, not for an aide or tech. GPS is about as relevant to the filmmaking process as is what the actors ate for lunch.

    TBWP does prove that it doesn't take a big budget to make a great movie, but don't get carried away. Not all movies can get away with filming the way they did.

  167. Re:The way of the first person shooter! by xbane · · Score: 1

    your thoughts are a little unclear to me (you first said you get tired of the same type of games, then you state that you'd rather go see a movie done in the traditional, over done way), but i happened to really enjoy the perspective that BWP was filmed. it helped isolate the kids, so you get the feeling they are actually lost in the woods.. not at all like you'd get, knowing that there is a huge production crew following them around

  168. who saw it at sundance by delmoi · · Score: 1

    Artisan purchased the movie after seeing at sundance, they got $1 million on the spot (somewhat of a ripoff actualy, I wonder if there getting any royaltys...)
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  169. BWP might suck on video.... by delmoi · · Score: 1

    I don't know, unless you've got a kickass home theater, it might suck. small screen, less overwhelming. My sister saw an ASF file of the movie before she saw it in the theater, and it probably made it suck for her (she knew what was going to happen in the theater, and the ASF file looked like crap). But, VHS isn't that bad.

    I would recomend seeing it in a theater, Even thogh it isn't an FX epic, it would still look better. Plus it rackets up BWPs box office take. Vote with your dollars :)
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  170. Re:Commercialize, commercialize, commercialize by evilpete · · Score: 1
    The ironic thing is that the entertainment industry thinks entertainment is a thing you 'produce' through 'calculated production decisions'.

    The entertainment industry knows that it can get guaranteed financial returns if it sticks to its 'calculated production decisions'. Even waterworld made money in the end. For every BWP or Clerks there must be a dozen fairly good indie flicks that won't make it off the ground, leaving their makers with a hefty bill to pay.

    The rules are different for each category. An indie film should be made for the satisfaction of making something you want to see, or more likely to advance the careers and skills of those involved. A hollywood film is made to produce a return on an investment.


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  171. Re:Reading too much into one film by elstumpo · · Score: 1

    In fact Hollywood went ahead and made a big-budget remake/sequel of El Mariachi, with lots of big stars and impressive explosions. Can't wait to see the Hollywoodized BWP.

  172. Re:BWP made me queasy... by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1

    Well, I think your idea of what makes a good movie is awfully limiting. Also, the jerky cameras were not for faux-realism, it's how the actors actually worked the cameras. The whole point of the movie was that it was created without the direct intervention and control of the crew.

    I think that by keeping your mind closed to different types of narrative you are losing out on some amazing art. One of my other favorite movies is Slacker, which had absolutely no plot but I was so engrossed in it that I watched it several times in a row.

  173. Re:Interesting dividing line. by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1
    Of course it says something about the people who don't like it. It says they have better taste and more refined sensibilities than those who do like it. I don't expect you to understand that what movies people like says alot about them.

    It could also say that their sensibilities are not refined enough to appreciate it. Given that you seem to believe that "alot" is a word, perhaps meaning something akin to "a lot", I am inclined to believe that for you this is most likely to be the case.

    Once again I really do have to wonder, why do people like you put so much effort into telling everyone how bad you think BWP is? It's almost as if you believe that by actively disliking it, you place yourself above those who do so you can look down upon them with disdain. You remind me of people with no jobs who sit around in coffee houses and complain about how Throbbing Gristle sold out.

    If you didn't like the movie, fine. If you want to say so, fine. If you want to say so repeatedly, well, that's kind of weird, but OK, whatever. If you want to sit around and insult anyone who liked it, then maybe you should seriously look into getting a life or something.

  174. Yay! Somebody with a brain! by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1

    I couldn't have said this better myself.

    Yes, these people were ill-prepared to do any serious camping or hiking. Yes, maybe they made stupid decisions and spent too much time bickering. Remember, these characters were film students, as in artists, as in people whose nature it is to bicker because they're used to being hyperfocused on their own work and fighting to get their vision across in the collaborative medium of film, and that behavior naturally extends into just about everything else. I used to be a film student, and I know.

    Another thing about being a film student is that when you're working on a project it is really hard to think about anything else, like bringing enough food for your camping trip (though you'll definitely pack extra film). Their primary purpose for being in the woods at all was to shoot that documentary, not have a nice time camping. I've done projects in which I engaged in (in retrospect) really stupid, life-threatening behavior. Once I was driving on a busy freeway by the eyepiece of a Super-8 camera because I wanted to get some "in traffic" shots and didn't want to mess around with finding someone else to drive. Looking back, Gods, that was a really stupid thing to do, and I'm lucky I didn't have an accident, but when that hyperfocus mentality is going and the camera is rolling you just don't think about stuff like that.

    You do this kind of stuff because you get so focused on making film that you really just don't think about anything else. You know, it amazes me that on a site like /. nobody would understand this. Since those bastards at OSU closed the cinema department I was forced into computer-geekdom and I see a lot of similarities.

    Imagine you were in a marathon coding session, only instead of sitting at a desk all the time you were going on a camping trip. If you got into coding the way I do, you'd probably forget the toilet paper and get lost under the big EXIT sign too.

    Also, I thought a really important aspect of the film that explained a lot of the behavior was that they kept filming it. Josh even said something about it to Heather. When you're behind the camera it really doesn't feel quite like reality, and you feel like you're somehow in control. Didn't anyone else catch that it was Heather who was filming the most, and Heather who was the most determined to press on when the others wanted to go back? And of course they kept filming in the house. They were out of their minds with fear and exhaustion, and filming is a psychological defence mechanism because it separates you from reality (in your mind only, as they found out).

    But in spite of all of that, if you still think they were just a bunch of bickering idiots, surely you do not really believe that bickering idiots deserve to be terrorized and exhausted to the point of delirium, then brutally murdered. If you do, you're a sociopath and should be locked up. Or you're Jerry Pournelle, which is about the same thing.

  175. Interesting dividing line. by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1

    I just saw the movie yesterday, and remembering it being mentioned on /. a week ago I decided to go back and read what other people thought of it. It was really interesting to see the wide range of opinions on the matter, and confims my belief that no truly great art (or even good art) is loved (or even liked) by everyone.

    It seems to me (and I apologize in advance for how arrogant this is going to sound) that those who didn't like The Blair Witch Project are saying more about themselves than they're saying about the movie. I guess you could say the same for those who praised it, but it really hit me when reading the negative comments. I kept thinking, when reading the comments of the people who strongly disliked it, that if we were to meet we would probably have absolutely nothing to talk about and that we would probably dislike eachother very intently.

    It's very strange, for me to think something like that. I try to make it a practice to not judge people by their likes and dislikes in music, film, literature, etc., but for some reason I can't avoid it here. I really wonder why that is.

  176. Re:Loved it...NOT by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1

    I find your opinion to be presumptuous, pretentious, and without merit. The fact that you did not like the movie does not make it a "bad movie". For example, I thoroughly despise improvisational jazz and would rather listen to fingers against a chalkboard but I can definitely respect it as a sophisticated form of music and refrain from insulting the perfectly intelligent people who do enjoy it.

    It is really interesting how the people who did not like this movie are going out of their way to say so, to the point of participating in a discussion forum and revisiting their comments enough to reply in turn to those who've replied to them. When I see a movie I dislike, and then run across a discussion of it on the internet, I generally just find something else I'm interested in. Why are you so obsessed with this "bad movie" that you'd spend so much time on it?

    This isn't meant as flame, it's just really strange! Why do you insist that the movie was bad and that everyone should "just face it"? Why do you care? What do you stand to lose if everyone else likes it? Are you afraid of what that says about you?

    I mean it, I really don't understand. I'd be truly grateful for any insight you could provide.

  177. Zentropa?!?! by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1

    Zentropa?! You've got to be kidding. That movie was nothing like Pi, except that it was in black and white.

    And Solaris? I've admin'd many Sun boxen in my life but I have no idea what that has to do with Pi or TBWP.

    1. Re:Zentropa?!?! by NME · · Score: 1

      Similar theme. Guy gets caught up in something he doesn't understand, goes a little crazy, you know the drill.

      Also, I didn't mean to say 'Solaris'. I really meant to say 'OS400'.


      Just Kidding.


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  178. Budget (Was Re:Reading too much into one film) by Talmanes · · Score: 1

    Having a low budget does tend to make a better movie in some ways however, because it forces creativity. Well. Assuming the people involved are talented. Otherwise you get a B horror movie.

  179. Re:Commercialize, commercialize, commercialize by Talmanes · · Score: 1

    While this is true a low budget often causes higher creativity in how things are done. Star Wars for example. If Lucas had a huge budget would it have turned out more like Ep.1? *shrug*

  180. Giggling (Was Re:The best part of BWP..) by Talmanes · · Score: 1

    Oh I wish that was the case where I saw it.
    *grin*
    Unfortunately only one theatre in my *state* carried the movie and it was selling out all week so there were a lot of people there who didn't know really what to expect from the movie (other than what they've come to expect from the horror genre). In fact one person immediately behind myself and my friend said after the movie ended, "That's what we've been wating for? That's stupid."
    Grrrr... I wanted to slap them silly.

  181. Re:Theatre so quiet.... by magpye · · Score: 1

    My theatre, unfortunately, had a large number of semi-rowdy teenagers, who annoyed the h*ck out of me by shouting out how lame they thought the movie had been while I was sitting, quietly stunned, through the credits.

    The Blair Witch Project, was, however, the only movie I can remember which has inspired me to strike up a long, in-depth conversation with the stranger in the seat next to me. I can't say it was a great movie, but it left me with a lot to talk and think about.

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  182. BWP vs Deep Blue Sea by muaddib · · Score: 1

    If I see another Deep Blue Sea ad, I will kill someone.

    "In the least intelligent movie producer's office in the world... A movie producer takes a film with no plot and bad acting, and adds digital effects. As a side effect, the movie sucks."

  183. Evil! Evil! Evil! by Belatu-Cadros · · Score: 1

    There was no Highlander 2... And yes, I'm in a state of denial.

  184. Hardly a revolution by Bob-K · · Score: 1

    Every few years, an independant filmmaker comes up with a brilliant idea such as this, it acheives unforseen success, and tongues start to wag about the revolution in moviemaking. The filmmakers get a bigger budget the next time, expectations rise, and the success is hardly ever repeated. In a market that's always demanding the next film, it's extremely rare that an artist can duplicate the inspiration that made the first one work.

    More power to the Blair Witch producers; it's great to see imaginative filmmaking receive recognition. But it's not going to turn the film business upside down.

  185. Re:There he goes again by QBobWatson · · Score: 1
    While I don't believe Katz was so unbearably wrong in his opinions to warrant this pointless personal character attack, I agree with jabber. You'll notice that in all publications and interviews with anyone involved with the film, one rarely gets a straight answer as to whether the story is fictional or not. People who hear about the movie by word of mouth hear that it's real from some people and fake from others, so they go into the theater open to the possibility that it's real. The low-tech filmmaking only helps to encourage that thought. The movie was so good because one could empathize with the characters as real people instead of just characters (they used their real names for this effect).

    BTW, I think there should be some spoiler warnings above this feature. Katz tells us what is real and what is fake, which is detrimental to the effect if one isn't sure.
    Joe Rabinoff

  186. Re:Dream Park by Wah · · Score: 1

    Is it possible that BWP represents
    the future of interactive gaming more than the future of non-interactive entertainment?


    Yes and No. I hope to see greater competition for my entertainment dollar. Comp. games, movies, TV, cable, all competing for that buck. It did seem more like an interactive game, and I certainly felt the characters were MUCH more realistic than those in any other movie I've seen in a while. How long has it been since a horror movie didn't use stuff jumping out of the shadows to scare you?

    As to the marketing of it (Aside from the competitive aspect (there is some
    sort of huge international LARP league), the best games are recorded and marketed.
    ) I'm all for it. The BWP might have had a $50,000 production budget, but the marketing has to be in the millions.

    Anyway, I thought BWP was entertaining, scary and it was quite nice to see something original (to me)

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  187. Clerks : High Point by Wah · · Score: 1

    The discussion with the Plumber(?) about the moral implications of destroying a full functional Death Star vs one under construction (ie. SW vs RotJ). Great stuff, that movie is so full of one-liners. Great viewing for anyone who hasn't seen it.

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  188. Scariness by mutagen · · Score: 1

    I have coughed up scarier things than that movie.

  189. Tech != Quality by D3 · · Score: 1

    Just goes to show that writing, premise, and performance have more to do with success than effects, budget, and known actors. Look at the first Star Wars, sure it was high tech at the time but it also had a new premise that had not been explored to that level previously. Same as BWP, a novel idea on how to give me the chills. Unfortunately we'll now have to live with the excesses of it being successful. Namely a sequel and clones that aren't as good as the original. :(

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  190. Other notes about BWP by D3 · · Score: 1

    I loved the idea it was supposed to be 'real' just because I knew this would be much more scary to me than the typical slasher movie. After the movie I checked out the MD map to see where the town is. Turns out I'd driven through there once without noticing. However, the map also made it clear that you couldn't walk more than 2.5 miles in any one direction without hitting a major road. It should have been set in a more rural area IMO.

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    1. Re:Other notes about BWP by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2

      It's in Maryland. It's pretty difficult to find a roadless stretch of woods anyplace along the East Coast, other than parkland. Just been populated for too long. Keep walking in any direction for a while and you're pretty likely to find some yokel's house, with a satellite dish and a phone.

      In fact, that's the emergency navigation plan for greater Boston. Keep going until you find 128. Then you'll be okay.

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  191. Re:F.ex ? WARNING: THIS REPLY IS A SPOILER! by jfunk · · Score: 1

    How about:

    - Was it really the Blair Witch, or some effective psycho loon?

    - Was it really Josh yelling from the basement? Or was it a recording? Or was it the Blair Witch mimicing his voice?

    - How did Mike end up in the corner? Physically forced? Possesed? Already dead and propped up?

    - Did they really die? No bodies were found.

    - What were those children's voices? What were the other sounds? What caused the tent to flap like that?

    - How did they end up going in a circle? Maybe it's like those magic forests in Zelda.

    - What was that slime?

    ad infinitum....

    No questions, huh? Maybe you were looking at it differently than I but I really enjoyed it and am waiting for the DVD.

    Maybe you should go rent Navy Seals :-)

  192. Re:Go see 6th Sense by jfunk · · Score: 1

    It also leaves a lot for nitpicky people to debate endlessly and pointlessly about.

    Change "nitpicky" with "imaginative" and "debate endlessly and pointlessly" with "hypothesise" and you might understand that people view things differently.

    Lemme guess, you hated Lost Highway. I loved it. I laughed once during "the Waterboy." And that was because of Rob Schneider (sp?), I found the rest pointless, inane and stupid. I hate intelligence-insulting laugh-tracks, except when used for actual wit (such as the "friends" episode of Duckman).

    Am I right? Well, a lot of people loved the waterboy. Maybe they were seeing something in it I wasn't.

    So I'm not exactly right. I'm not exactly wrong either. People are individuals, and I'd rather it stayed that way.

  193. Same here by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

    I thought this was one of the lamest movies I've ever seen. Was very close to walking out, I was so bored. I saw it in a packed theatre, and I'd have to say from the crowd reaction afterwards that it seems everyone thought the same.

    Plus the characters were totally annoying and unengaging.

    Two thumbs down.

  194. Re:dogma by razorwire · · Score: 1

    November 12 (unless they change it again). I can't wait-- I read the script that was floating around a while back, and this one looks like it's going to be at least as good as Clerks...
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  195. Re:I have to ask... by razorwire · · Score: 1
    Coming Attractions and Dark Horizons are my two fave movie news sites right now. They cover everything from indies to big Hollywood productions, so you'll have to do some sifting to get to the good stuff... but it's worth it. Dark Horizons is sort of a daily rumor sheet, while Coming Attractions has huge archives of rumors and whisperings-- if you're looking for info on a specific movie, CA is definitely the place to look.

    Speaking of Pi... was anyone else really messed up for a few days after seeing that, or was it just me? =^)
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  196. Laughter = Bonding by abamfici · · Score: 1


    I though the part about the metric system was good. :) The laughter was necessary in order to bond with the characters. Would you feel creppy and bad if you already hated these people and they were all escaped convicted rapists? No. You'd be like "yeah! go witch go! kill them weirdos!"

    So that's why there was stuff in the beginning that allows you to sort of get to know them better and know that they're real people and not acting when they're cracking jokes and occasionaly getting their speech jumbled etc.

    ~Kevin
    :)

    1. Re:Laughter = Bonding by HSinclair · · Score: 1

      I think I would have liked them better if they were all 'escaped convicted rapists'. I ended up hating them because they were three immature kids without an ounce of sense and with a vocabulary of about four words.

      They may have done a great job about bonding with each other, but a lousy one at bonding with me. I may have been able to get along with them when I was in jr. high, but you think that even though they were immature that, as filmmakers, the age where they thought filming people going pee was hilarious would have passed long ago.

  197. I have to ask... by NME · · Score: 1

    Is this your first exposure to independent cinema? Your points about technology, while valid, are old hat. People have been making very good movies cheaply for a long time. Seems to me that the real story is the marketing (which I missed out on, how did that happen?). -nme!

    1. Re:I have to ask... by NME · · Score: 1

      Online I'm not so sure. My sources include: the magazines Film Comment and Neon, the video stores around the local college, The University newspaper, and the weekly Arts and Entertainment rag. Now that I think about it, I really don't know where to go online for this sort of info. Weird.
      Hope that helps.
      -nme!

      PS I was super-disappointed in PI, but I'll agree with your likes.

    2. Re:I have to ask... by harpo · · Score: 1
      There are already some great suggestions here. The triad of Coming Attractions, Ain't It Cool News and Dark Horizons will keep you up to date on everything and anything film-based. (Gotta be excited by that upcoming Lord of the Rings trilogy, huh?)

      I'd also throw in Film Threat for independent movies, with a caveat. These guys are, as a rule, downright hostile to anything with actual financial support. But you will learn about some excellent stuff!

    3. Re:I have to ask... by konstant · · Score: 1

      I very much agree with you about Rushmore. My girlfriend didn't especially like it, but I was entranced. And also surprised that Peter Venkman :) would take on such a meaningful role.

      Regarding looking for info on the latest flicks, I highly endorse the internet movie database and aint it cool news.

      -konstant

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      -konstant
      Yes! We are all individuals! I'm not!
    4. Re:I have to ask... by SamIIs · · Score: 1

      Clerks... Train Spoters... Great flicks

      I heard someone say that they heard the BWP was made in the same style as Clerks, and that they hated Clerks.(!!)

      This was their reason for not seeing BWP.

      Besides the obvious fact that this logic makes no sense, HOW COULD YOU HATE CLERKS?!?


      I told her that that was a good idea, and she should probably not see the movie. Or have any offspring.

  198. PI (or: Nothing New Under The Sun) by NME · · Score: 1

    The thing about PI was:
    It was completely hackneyed and cliched, and yet marketed and hyped as 'totally groundbreaking'. Have you ever seen ?:
    a) Eraserhead (or Blue Velevet, or other Lynch)
    b) Begotten
    c) The Kingdom (Or Zentropa)
    d) Stalker (or Solaris)
    &c.

    Problem being that everything 'groundbreaking' in PI had been done before, and better. I've found that those people who were so impressed by PI were people who were used to Hollywood movies.

    That's what *I* think was wrong with PI. Don't go all fanboy on me now.


    -nme!

    1. Re:PI (or: Nothing New Under The Sun) by fart_face · · Score: 1
      It seems that the major comparisons here are between Pi and TBWP.

      I saw both, and thought Pi was a stunning bore. If you want to talk about stupid, that computer chip that you just plug in and everything works? Come on... His little computer was a collection of old radio parts and vacuum tubes, but yet plug n play on a brand new processor of unknown origin? Not to mention that the main character was a drip.
      People have problems with inconsistencies in TBWP but this kind of silly and impossible inconsistency is ok?
      Blair Witch had movement, and it builds on itself. If you have no imagination concerning malevolent supernatural beings, then the Blair Witch is not for you. If you like huge effects, then it's not for you. If you like to be tingled by strange ocurrences in the woods and the terror of 3 people who bit off way more than they could chew, then you'll like it.
      It's a psychological thriller. You have to have a personality and an imagination in order to get it, otherwise you'll be bored; in which case you'll probably be happier with 'The Haunting', where you can focus on neat-o effects and Catherine Zeta-Jones' chest.
      I thought that the piles of stones and creepy stick sculptures was totally freaky, if you were camping in the woods and ran across something like this, you'd be a little creeped out as well.

  199. Re:Reading too much into one film by NME · · Score: 1

    Hey, Halloween was the highest grossing "independent" film up until TBWP. That didn't stop Waterworld and Titanic from being made.


    -nme!


    PS Good to know I wasn't the only one seriously dissapointed by PI

  200. Right *on*! (no content in this comment) by NME · · Score: 1

    Bleh.

  201. Re:Why BWP makes you think *SPOILERS!!!!!!!* by NME · · Score: 1

    What Hermit? The one that was given the chair in the late '40s? Or the one that you just invented? Either way, I like, totally freaked here, man.

    -nme!

  202. Re:Not entirely original, but definitely good by NME · · Score: 1

    Terror? I thought it was a funny movie. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely loved MBD, but I personally thought of it as a funnier 'Natural Born Killers'-type 'social commentary'. Well, It just sows to go ya.


    -nme!

  203. Re:BWP is a turning point by bolie · · Score: 1

    Last I checked I can't drive anywhere or watch
    a TV show without seeing a BWP ad. So they're
    not relying on the Internet... there's a huge
    non-Internet ad campaign. As far as Internet
    ad campaigns go, check out www.starwars.com as
    an example. Just about every movie released in
    the recent past has had a significant web
    presence.

    Bolie IV

  204. Kevin Smith neglected...? by Nik+Picker · · Score: 1

    K Smith managed the same with Clerks in terms of originality and enthusiasm in a film. Mall rats was a little to 'tied' and Chasing Amy was great but a little over edited. Now Dogma soon arrives and he will be using CGI. From Clerks to Dogma I wonder how well the story will be presented.

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  205. The way of the first person shooter! by At+Work+Bumb · · Score: 1

    All of the movies that keep geting put on screen in place of those that should be there are much like the over existence of the gaming world. Yes I play the games but I do get tired of them quite quilckly. For instance look at Wolfenstein to Doom to Quake to Unreal to Half Life to Quake 3, all virtually the same game with related plot and better graphics. Personally I would rather see Sixth sence as it should be a better film without having to take dramamine to watch it.


    Is this what the movie seen is all about, Who can make a better clone of already done that type of cinematics? hell lets redo Blade Runner and give it a different name.

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  206. no kidding! by gonzocanuck · · Score: 1
    People get lost in Banff all the time. It just boggles the mind. First rule of camping: make sure the park service knows where you are. You can leave your trip course with the wardens *just in case*. TOURISTS are the worst. They figure that the "wilderness" is some sort of Disney movie, that some friendly ranger (or French-Canadian stereotype) will come along and rescue them. I know, it just beats me when you see tourists so lightly dressed in the mountains.


    OTOH, like most movies, there wouldn't be any plot/conflict/action if the main characters weren't so dumb ;-) f'rinstance, in Trainspotting, if they were all doped out on heroin the baby wouldn't have died.

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  207. Reminder by antizeus · · Score: 1

    You can filter out the Jon Katz articles if you have an account. Check out the "Preferences" page. That way you can avoid his Non-news for Non-nerds and his Stuff that Doesn't Matter. As for me, I'll filter it out the old fashioned way -- by keeping it available but using my finely-tuned bullshit detectors to determine what I should spend a lot of time on reading.

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  208. Dogme 95 by chwnyc · · Score: 1

    There is a minimalist cinema dogma in Europe called Dogme 95 started by Lars Von Triers. The dogme disallows almost every Hollywood trick. The result so far is two movies, The Celebration, and the Idiots. The Celebration is devastating.

    Check out
    http://www.dogme95.dk/

  209. Hollywood gives people what they want by AutumnLeaf · · Score: 1


    The American film industry is not what needs to be
    saved. Studios make films based on their
    expectation of profit. To that end, when they
    deliver a movie, it's usually what they think the
    public wants, and in fact they are often right.

    As much as we like to bag on Hollywood, the fact
    of the matter is that by and large the main stream
    movie going audiences of the U.S. wants what
    Hollywood gives them. They want the special-
    effects laden action adventures. They want the
    Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks romantic comedies. etc...

    From reading slashdot, it's pretty evident that
    most readers here are critical of the product
    Hollywood gives them. To interperate that
    sentiment as representative of the general public
    would be a mistake. By and large the readership
    of slahdot is college educated (or has some sort
    of education beyond high schoo), and involved
    with the technology industry in some way. This
    instantly puts the majority of the readership here
    a step up the ladder when it comes to viewing
    films with some degree of intelligence and
    appreciation for the various crafts involved.
    That's not to say everyone here loves indie
    films by default, either.

    In all of the large cities I've been in, there
    have been many art house theaters. On any given
    week I have my choice of just about any indie
    film in circulation, and then some. Outside of
    large cities, indie theaters and art house
    theaters are far and few between. Why? Because
    they aren't commercially viable, because not enough people will go watch foreign
    or small-studio films.

    My point is this:

    Where people have had a choice, I've
    noticed that consitently, people still choose
    to go to the Hollywood cineplexes by and large.
    That's why I don't see this situation as being
    bogged down in a "chicken or the egg" situation,
    where one can argue that until Hollywood changes,
    Hollywood's audiences won't change.

    Before Hollywood can give moviegoers something
    better, American audiences need to increase
    their awareness of what film is, and what can
    constitute a good movie. However, to a certain
    degree that implies people start thinking for
    themselves and watching films with more effort.
    In my estimation, the odds of that happening
    are slim. Which is sad because films like
    "Six String Samura," BWP, and others really
    deserve more attention and appreciation.

    -Rob

  210. Re:Indy Movies by ODiV · · Score: 1

    "The premise of Matrix was simply laughable"

    I donno... I kinda liked it. At least it was a little more towards the 'strange science fiction' type stuff. Granted it didn't make sense, but it coulda been a helluva lot less original and more 'hollywood'.

    Have you read any of the comics/short stories that happen in the 'same world' as the Matrix... very interesting. I suggest you follow some of the links from www.whatisthematrix.com

    As for Clerks, which is also discussed in this thread, I found it very enjoyable, but I thought the female acting was a little weak (or maybe it was just the script when it came to the women *shrug*) I still liked it anyway.

    I should make a point of watching more indy movies. If I ever get around to it I should try making my own too.

  211. I saw this movie last year... by dpdx · · Score: 1

    ...when it was called The Last Broadcast.

    An independent film that premiered in Portland, and other places, it was presented as a mockumentary just like BWP. LB was about three independent filmmakers who had a weekly show about the occult on public tv. They decide to do a show on location in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, in search of the Jersey Devil. As in BWP, they disappear, but their footage is found. The footage is played back to finish out the plot. They even had a website to flesh out the pieces of the "documentary", which was filmed entirely on handhelds. I won't give away the ending except to say it was interesting.

    The movie reviewer at Salon (I forget her name) says that BWP was developed at about the same time as LB, and that there doesn't seem to be any evidence that the BWP guys thieved the idea from LB, but I don't believe her.

    My disturbed friend says there's a movie even before that called the Cannibal Holocaust (three NYU film students, Amazon tribe, no one makes it out, footage found after the fact) that uses the same plot device. It's not new to BWP, and that should be mentioned.

    I can generally stand Katz articles, but in this case, I've read too many other reviews of BWP that offer the same breathless hype (and also forget to mention the previous films that formed the prototype of BWP). To me, reviews like this prove that their authors are too focused on the mainstream, Blockbuster/Cineplex marketing hype to have any kind of street cred.

    What makes a movie reviewer a movie reviewer is usually that they've seen thousands more films than you or me; I'd be willing to bet that Jon Katz could not pass that test, and until he can, his opinion of a movie isn't any more worthy of notoriety than is yours or mine.

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    The antidote to bad speech is not censorship, but more speech.
  212. Re:dogma by Monkey42 · · Score: 1

    Its Nov 12, just announced recently, check out
    www.newsaskew.com for all Kevin Smith related film news

  213. Re:Why BWP makes you think *SPOILERS!!!!!!!* by speek · · Score: 1

    Did you actually read the post you're responding to, or did you just skim the numbered questions? I wasn't *asking* these questions, I was summarizing what questions were being discussed most commonly.

    So thanks for your answers, but let me spell out the "nearly-obvious" point of my post: The movie isn't really a "thinking" movie just cause you have to make up for yourself what happened. And enjoyment of the movie is mostly based on how much you enjoyed making it up for yourself. My opinion of that: Makes for a decent and somewhat entertaining movie, but spare me the "it was soooo scary" and "what a fabulous movie cause there was no blood" comments. It was Ok. Nothing more.

    And, btw, none of your answers to the questions are obvious, or even correct, IMO. The hermit? What hermit? He's been dead. Saying Heather died at the end doesn't exactly answer the question, "what happened"? It's about as insightful as saying the camera fell to the ground. Ditto saying Mike stood in the corner to foreshadow Heather's death.

    It appears my post left too much for the imagination.

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    First, make it work, then make it right, then make it fast, then, make it bloated!
  214. Funny... by speek · · Score: 1

    Moderate this up PLEASE! People need to get a grip about this movie.

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    First, make it work, then make it right, then make it fast, then, make it bloated!
  215. Re:Indy Movies by speek · · Score: 1

    >> Though really you don't lose much from keeping your eyes closed through the entire movie

    The fact that this is true seems to indicate a problem. Perhaps radio would have been a better medium for BWP.

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    First, make it work, then make it right, then make it fast, then, make it bloated!
  216. Why BWP makes you think by speek · · Score: 1

    The BWP makes people think. That's what we're all saying. But I ask, what does it make us think about? Some common questions people are "thinking" about:

    1. Was it fiction or non-fiction?
    2. What happened in the end?
    3. What was in the bundle of sticks?
    4. What were the noises at night?
    5. What were the piles of rocks?
    6. Why didn't the students do (insert intelligent action here).
    7. Who or what killed them?

    It seems to me, the movie, and people's enjoyment of it, are more a product of puzzle-piecing than anything else. Watching the movie, there was no way to know what was going on at any given time. They screamed a lot. I never saw anything to hint at what they were screaming at. There was a background story, and there was a creepy woods. But nothing really there. People who enjoyed the movie and who enjoyed thinking about it later, are probably people who like to piece puzzles together. This is fine. Makes for a pretty good movie, and entertainment.

    But it doesn't make for a scary movie (not even a little - if you were scared by BWP, then you are they type to be scared by sitting in the dark and "imagining" stuff. I love the whole argument that if you weren't scared it means you have no imagination. I don't think people even understand what they are saying - it's just a line they're passing on. If you can scare yourself silly sitting in the dark, and you _like_ doing that, then BWP was probably a scary movie for.)

    And, it doesn't make it a great movie. Just decent.

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    First, make it work, then make it right, then make it fast, then, make it bloated!
  217. If Hollywood had done this... by speek · · Score: 1

    ....it would have been a zillion times better.

    Think about it. They sent three actors into the woods and didn't tell them what was going to happen. They're given base instructions as they go, and the filmmakers do wacky shit at night around their tent. Cool boy-scout prank, you might say.

    Now imagine Hollywood does this, and add three 0's onto the budget (30 million for the math impaired). Those three actors they sent out aren't coming back sane. Not after what Hollywood could put them through. Now that would be entertaining!

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  218. This essay tells me nothing new by Lynnaea · · Score: 1

    I'm not a Katz-basher, I usually think he has something creative and insightful to say, but unfortunately, it seems this essay isn't a party to that pattern.

    Jon, this essay didn't tell me ANYTHING I didn't already know! I know the movie was made for the "cost of a fully-loaded Taurus". I know that the movie is supposedly the revitalization of a genre. I know they used their website to extensively hype the film -- God knows I visited it about 5 times before seeing the film. I also know that the psychological and improvisational nature of the film are its major strengths. I also know this isn't the way Hollywood usually works.

    And I swear to God if I hear/read the premise of the film one more time I'm going to go postal.

    I could go on, but I think I'll stop here.

    Jon, if your essay was a post, it'd be moderated down for "redundant." Next time, don't forget to add the content, please?

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    The principle of aggrandizement is the fundamental law of every government. - Frederick the Great
  219. Re:Dream Park by jovlinger · · Score: 1

    Westworld with Yul Brunner, I think.

  220. Not entirely original, but definitely good by Enoch+Root · · Score: 1
    Will The Blair Witch Project topple Hollywood? Yeah right, like that will ever happen. Study the reaction of the Hollywood suits: they figure the movie made a fortune because of the Internet promotion. So now, actors are negociating their contracts by demanding an Internet campaign. Seems to me like they missed the point: that FX, big-name actors and a pseudo-alternative soundtrack does not a great movie make, and that sometimes, all you really, really need is a good idea and a good execution.

    BWP is not entirely original: if you want to see what seems to be an inspiration for BWP (though it can be coincidental), hunt down Man Bites Dog, original title C'est arrivé près de chez vous, from Belgium. MBD follows a trio of film students wanting to make a documentary on a serial killer living in their town, so they follow him around, slowly being drawn into his madness and lust for blood.

    In a way, Man Bites Dog is more unsettling than The Blair Witch Project, because there is no supernatural terror, only the fascinated terror of man's own madness. And if people walked out of BWP crying, I can tell you that most people walk out of MBD way before the end, trying to shake a spell of terror from their minds.

    "There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."

    1. Re:Not entirely original, but definitely good by Enoch+Root · · Score: 1
      Terror? I thought it was a funny movie. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely loved MBD, but I personally thought of it as a funnier 'Natural Born Killers'-type 'social commentary'. Well, It just sows to go ya.

      IMO, it's not because parts of the movie are funny that the whole movie cannot inspire terror. If you call the orgy scene funny, then you, dear sir, are a sicko. :)

      "There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."

  221. Re:Why BWP makes you think *SPOILERS!!!!!!!* by Enoch+Root · · Score: 1
    speek, I did read your post correctly, but felt like being a little anal-retentive by answering your questions at face value. I respect your opinion of BWP.

    I personally quite enjoyed BWP, and it did spook me, but what I found brilliant and enjoyable is that somewhat, this movie has a broad appeal while staying a student movie made on a dirt-poor budget. It also tries very honestly to reinvent the genre, and for that it should be commended.

    As for being scary, that's just the Hollywood crowd that's reacting, and I don't think that matters a lot. I also heard of people calling The Haunting scary, Virus an enjoyable flick and Bruce Willis an actor.

    "There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."

  222. Re:Why BWP makes you think *SPOILERS!!!!!!!* by Enoch+Root · · Score: 1
    1. Was it fiction or non-fiction?

    Fiction. They never claimed it was non-fiction.

    2. What happened in the end?

    Heather died after seeing Mike standing in the corner. As the villagers said, the hermit who worked for the Blair Witch's ghost would stand one child in the corner, so he could not see the other being killed. Thus, Mike was stood in the corner, foreshadowing Heather's quick demise.

    3. What was in the bundle of sticks?

    Fingers or body parts, just something to freak Heather out. My favourite theory is that it was his tongue, and that when the guy screamed, it was actually the witch putting her own tongue in his mouth... Heh heh.

    4. What were the noises at night?

    The hermit, freaking them out.

    5. What were the piles of rocks?

    Nothing, but they symbolised the graves of the children (there were seven children victims, and seven piles of rock.) The three piles of rock around the tent were a threat to our heroes.

    6. Why didn't the students do (insert intelligent action here).

    Because they were normal, freaked out people, and not some tightly-scripted Hollywood scream queens. You know, you're bound to act irrational when you're lost, hungry, afraid, cold and out of cigarettes.

    7. Who or what killed them?

    The hermit.

    These sorts of questions don't make for an "intelligent" movie. Unless you consider that an intelligent movie is one that doesn't spell everything out to you like you were a 6 year-old recovering from lobotomy.

    And it's sad that people think a movie is sub-par because they feel that if they couldn't figure out the nearly-obvious, then the movie was dumb.

    "There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."

  223. If you want another opinion... by Martin^5 · · Score: 1

    ... go read Misantropic Bitch's take on TBWP. I just hope that the movie makes it's way to Europe so I can make up my own mind.

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  224. Loved it... by shod · · Score: 1

    Great movie, just saw it last night. Refreshing to see a truly scary movie with no cheesy ending.

  225. Indy Movies by venkman · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen BWP yet mostly for one reason: I get motion sickness, and being filmed on a handy cam I have been warned away from this movie. I have also heard of a lot of people leaving the theater with the same problem. It would be interesting to find out the number of ticket refunds for that reason.

    Also on the indy side of things, what about Clerks? That wonderfully quirkly little flick that was originally done on someone's credit card (read $5000 or less) and that included buying the camera equipment. Then Sony got their hands on it, slapped a soundtrack on it, and made tons of cash off it. Personally I loved the movie and without that kind of distribution I wouldn't have seen it, or bought it.

    The hi tech movies being compared to BWP may have expensive effects but are likely lacking in something else: an intelligent, sensible script. Put BWP and Matrix out at the same time and see who wins. My vote is on Matrix.

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    Ask about the alternatives. There's always alternatives.
    1. Re:Indy Movies by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend got quite motion sick, but she also gets motion sick playing Quake. It didn't bother me any, but if you do get motion sick I wouldn't recommend the movie. Though really you don't lose much from keeping your eyes closed through the entire movie. I'm going to go see it a second time just to do that, the sound FX are scary as hell!!

      Also, I LOVED Clerks!

      Kintanon

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  226. Go see 6th Sense by MrEd · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but what the original reply-ee said still holds true. You're not going to discover the answers to these questions by watching the movie again and noting every detail. These things were left ambiguous intentionally, sort of a "Choose-your-own-adventure" style of horror. It also leaves a lot for nitpicky people to debate endlessly and pointlessly about.

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    Wah!

    1. Re:Go see 6th Sense by MrEd · · Score: 1
      *laughs*

      Don't worry, I'm not a fan of intelligence-insulting laugh tracks either. Believe me. I'm sorry that I insulted you by likening BWP-philes with Star Trek nitpickers. (In Episode 45, Kirk goes in the door which -clearly- leads to an access corridor! Haw!)

      Go see the Sixth Sense anyhow, on cheap tuesdays. It's got some quality in it (too).

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      Wah!

  227. This man talks sensibly. by MrEd · · Score: 1
    The Sixth Sense is a movie you probably need to see twice, but make sure to go see it the first time in the theatre while it's still playing. It's definately a psychological thriller (There's only two times where something happens quickly enough to make you jump), but it will please almost all thrillseekers. Remember when you were scared of the dark? This movie puts you right back there.

    It's got a happy ending though, so don't worry about bringing your 'sensitive' friends. By the way, you should know one of the plot secrets. Bruce Willis is *BLAM* ... ... ...

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    Wah!

  228. Blair Witch has Solar Power! by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

    Yea... I thought it was a pretty good movie, but not nearly as good as I had hoped. Too many holes. I entertained the thought that perhaps the witch was screwing up their direction so they would stay lost, but they didn't even try to follow the stream! Remember them talking about trying east since south didn't work? What a bunch of idiots. They should have just left the stream out of the movie if they were going to do that. Also, did anyone notice the electric wire and Light switch in the part of the wall that was knocked out? How old is this house supposed to be? It was a typical light switch, not even one of those old time push button ones! Hmmm, does the blair witch have solar power? -capt.

  229. Re:Loved it...NOT by sspiff · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you have never been lost in the woods before. Even with a compass and maps (I don't know what they used in the movie, I haven't seen it) it is very easy to get confused. Why? Because it all looks the same after a while and you end up going around in circles.

    Jeez, haven't you ever heard of suspension of disbelief? You must not ever have much fun at the movies. . .

  230. Now hold on a second by konstant · · Score: 1

    The posts I'm reading here are mostly lambasting Katz for pulling a Katz, which is reasonable and endorsed by yours truly. On the other hand, I think he may be right in the short term, where "short" is defined as "next years' blockbuster season".

    TBWP certainly did not reinvent the genre, and it pulled no stunts that aren't at least as old as the spooky campfire horror-story, but it did manage to accomplish something rarely (dare I say never) seen on the indie landscape: it pulled millions of plaid-wearing college kids into independent theaters. Without question there have been fiscally successful independent films shot in black and white with a wobbly lens, but none that so clearly appeal to the demographic hollywood desperately wants to please.

    My prediction is that we will be seeing quite a few cinema verité productions from large studios next summer. The majority of them will be wretched and highly regrettable, a few will be quite good. But after the box offices close and the season rolls back to winter, the market for this sort of "novelty" will have dwindled.

    I'm sure we've all noticed that the major studios attempt to dilute each other by producing movies with similar themes. E.g Armageddon/Deep Impact, Deep Blue Sea/Lake Placid, etc. This will be a similar phenomenon. But, contrary to what Katz apparently believes, it will enjoy only a brief season of fruitfullness before the Powers That Be decide we are no longer sufficiently enthusiastic.

    -konstant

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  231. Re:Reading too much into one film by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    In this case, it is a damn good movie, though.

    (A little overhyped, but, well, that's to be expected.)

    Jon Katz's essay up there is just another example of what I consider the very worst of the press. This burning desire to turn absolutely everything into an "important event". It is as if every member of the media had dreams of catching the important "turning point" in history. And so they report every goddamn minor cultural burp as if it was the start of the industrial revolution.

    This may kill this movie for some people because while the story is good, the acting great and the directing impressive, this is not the second coming of Hitchcock that some of those more interested in the "story" then what is really happening seem to want to make it.

    This crap is why I no longer read "news" magazines or the newspaper. I'd rather just read it off the wire where I don't get distracted by people trying to tell me what it all means when I'm just trying to find out what happened.

    Don't get me wrong. This isn't an anti-Katz flame. He has written some interesting, thought provoking stuff. I just he didn't succumb to the old media disease of trying to find deep meaning out of every little thing.

    This movie isn't a precursor of the fall of Hollywood. It is a couple of guys with an idea and some credit cards trying to break into Hollywood. Hopefully they won't make the kind of crap Romero did. Given this movie, I am optimistic. But you can bet that their next movie will have a budget more like The Haunting.

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  232. Re:Reading too much into one film by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    It's not just Katz. It is the media in general. They seem to teach it at journalism school. For all Katz's "new media" pretensions, most of his stuff would fit right in at "Time" or "Newsweek".

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  233. Re:BWP is a turning point by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    The Sundance Film Festival, not the Internet, made the movie.

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  234. Re:BWP is a turning point by Hydrophobe · · Score: 1

    Very few people actually attend the Sundance festival, and many films there are well received by the critics but go nowhere.

    It was the Internet that built the buzz.

  235. BWP is a turning point by Hydrophobe · · Score: 1
    ...This burning desire to turn absolutely everything into an "important event". It is as if every member of the media had dreams of catching the important "turning point" in history.

    Whether you love it or hate it, BWP does mark an important turning point. Not because of the low budget (that's been done before), but because this is the first movie that owes its (massive financial) success to the Internet.

    Piles of money certainly get Hollywood's attention... it might not affect the way movies are made, but it will have a big impact on how they are marketed and promoted. The Internet will get a bigger chunk of movie advertising budgets.

    That'll be a good thing overall... lots of small sites could use a cash infusion to stay afloat. Better still, movie advertising is mostly "impression-based advertising"... you're not trying to get people to buy anything on the spot, you're just trying to get their attention, build buzz, and grab a piece of their mindshare. Per-impression advertising is much better for websites than per-click or per-sale ads, which create a conflict of interest... you don't get any revenue unless you get people to leave your site, destroying the incentive to create rich content.

    For anyone old enough to remember a time before MTV, music videos were just a novelty in the early 80s until stars were "made" by MTV and the music industry caught on to their importance. That was a turning point, and so is this.

    1. Re:BWP is a turning point by Hydrophobe · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they went with the traditional media ad campaign only after it was clear they had a hit on their hands, based on the early limited release.

      Every movie has a website, but usually it's just an afterthought, outsourced to a web design company with little input from the moviemakers, and not a critical factor in the success or failure of the movie. BWP was different... the Internet "made" this movie.

    2. Re:BWP is a turning point by Hydrophobe · · Score: 1
      Another crock. See "Clerks" or "Pi" for movies that came out big out of Sundance and "made" it.

      Clerks made $3.151m
      Pi made $3.216m

      The Blair Witch Project will make well over $100 million. And that is the sort of thing that gets Hollywood's attention.

      Money has nothing to do with artistic merit of course. But it has everything to do with why Blair Witch marks a turning point in how films are marketed and promoted (though not necessarily in how they are made).

      Only "in your face" profits can make Hollywood change the way it operates, and the runaway financial success of BWP will do that. That's a turning point, by definition: things are done differently after compared to before.

  236. The Last Broadcast = $900 film by Hydrophobe · · Score: 1

    Amazon.com is heavily promoting The Last Broadcast

    Similar concept to Blair Witch (low-budget, eerie things happen in a dark forest), but this one was filmed entirely with digital cameras for a grand total of $900!

    Blair Witch at $65,000 might be called a "low-budget" film, but that's still a ton of money. But if you can make a film digitally for less than $1000, then we're on the brink of something big... the greatest explosion of creativity since the invention of the printing press.

    1. Re:The Last Broadcast = $900 film by Tortolia · · Score: 1

      The availability of cheap digital filming solutions won't necessarily translate into quality.

      If you want proof of this, go check out the free music at MP3.com. It's available, and most of it is crap.

      Sure, there's potential for creativity, but there's a good and a bad side to this.

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  237. Motion Sickness by Hydrophobe · · Score: 1

    Don't let it stop you from seeing the movie.

    I have bad motion sickness, I've thrown up on planes and buses when everyone else was fine, but was perfectly OK with this movie.

    Just sit at the back of the theater, preferably in a cinema that doesn't have an overly large screen.

  238. God help me if all movies are going to be like tha by HSinclair · · Score: 1

    Katz wants more films shot on Radio Shack camcorders? more films starring people like Heather Donahue? More movies that EXPECT you to visit the website beforehand for the vital information to fill in the holes in the plot?

    I've already posted my comments on the movie itself, but I feel the need to post on Katz's article.

    The camcoders were horrible. I think, yes, movies can use footage shot by the actors themselves for great effect, but not the entire movie! For a higher budget hidden cameras could be installed in the forest to film them from above as they passed by.. possibly from the viewpoint of whoever was after them for great effect. Even if they couldn't do that, for god's sake they could have gotten a steadycam.

    Heather Donahue was another annoyance. Not only did she have a grating scream and nagging voice the whole movie, she had a permanent sour look even when she was smiling at the beginning of the movie! I know nobody looks good after days in the woods, but they could have gotten someone who looked better than that. Everyone talks about her acting skills as well, but all she did was overreact to everything. They weren't really scared when they were lost, or when they came around to that same place again, because they were going to where they were supposed to. Those reactions were about as 'genuine' as any other movie.

    I'm not the kind of person who will see a film because it is an "indie" film or because it had either a very large or a very small budget. I judge all films equally, and the BWP wasn't the great film everyone thinks it was. Too high a budget can be bad, but too low of a budget can be equally devastating.

  239. Re:Commercialize, commercialize, commercialize by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    > When it comes to art, the average consumer doesn't know what he or she wants"

    I get in trouble alot when I say stuff like this. Obviously, its not a universal truth or anything, but I think many people forget that movies, just like paintings, are works of art. You could have found thousands of people who would have liked to hang paintings of flowers up on their walls, but imagine if they all asked Dali to do it - sure, people might have enjoyed his flowers, but what /he/ liked painting was ultimately a more enriching cultural offering.

    I was alluding a little more to the idea that if I strolled up and asked people what movie they think should be made, I'll bet a sizable chunk would request a movie based on a story they already knew, or characters familiar to them; like the movie equivilent of a cover band. I think the far more interesting movies come from artists with their own visions and their own insights.

    As a musician, it's my job to push the art forward. People say my music doesn't sound enough like ... because often I feel thats what seperates the artists from the non artists. It's not the ability to draw well, to hit the keys quickly or to know the appropriate artistic techniques (though obviously these skills are required during the process). It's the ability to think outside the box - to come up with something no one's seen/heard/thought of before, and package it appealingly.

    I respect that the demands of the people /are/ heavily influenced by their limited choices available for consumption. Perhaps you are right, and that public demand would be far more varied if their cultural intake was more varied. But I still maintain that artists are more in it to do things no one's done before - not repackage other things with their own style. And that the results of such an approach are far more interesting on the whole, anyhow.

    Even if such a project fails, at least it doesn't take you down with it, since it wasn't specifically made for /you/. Seeing blockbusters these days makes me feel like I've been insulted personally - it'd be easier to swallow if I knew if the artists involved were only after their own artistic vision.

    SirSlud

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  240. Commercialize, commercialize, commercialize by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    The ironic thing is that the entertainment industry thinks entertainment is a thing you 'produce' through 'calculated production decisions'.

    If hollywood thinks it can just go low tek now, they're missing the point. We want movies by movie makers who want to see their own movies - not movies by producers who want to make a movie people want to see.

    When it comes to art, the average consumer doesn't know what he or she wants - and while he or she might often cry for a remake of a beloved show from his or her past or some adaptation of their favorite comic, generally a completely new movie without a previous social context will entertain far more. Its time hollywood drops this "make what the people want to see" attitude and do what the makers of "The Blair Witch Project" did - make a movie /they/ wanted to see.

    Hightek or lowtek, I don't think thats the issue (although invariably everyone will think it is, and as such, yay, new fad time). It's the attitude and approach to making movies - make it for love, not money.

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  241. BWP financials by jam-es · · Score: 1

    Estimated Production Cost for BWP:
    $40,000 - $50,000

    Price Paid To Makers 0f BWP by Film Company For Distribution Rights:
    $100,000 (Estimated)

    Projected Total Gross Box Office Receipts:
    $30.5 - $50.5 Million in less than 30 days.

    ...Anyone know where I can get a digital video camera and a Media 100 setup for cheap? :)

    -jm

  242. Jon, blow me... by kaiti · · Score: 1

    Jon, when in the hell are you going to talk from your own experience and not just repeat shit that's already publicly known? your posts are boring as all hell. jeeze. who cares. btw this was already talked about by rob and misc others. get some new material. original material.

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  243. Re:My theatre was NOT so quiet.... by Enjolras · · Score: 1

    No joke...

    I saw it on a Sunday Afternoon..just a small smattering of people (all adults)...and it did a great job of freaking me out. It's the only movie I can recall that I had to convince myself was fake. While watching it my rational side kept saying it was fake, but dammit they did such a convincing job with it that I just couldn't be totally SURE, what a great job.

  244. Re:Yes, but....... by Rabbins · · Score: 1

    Then that should cover at least 3 sequels.
    can't wait!!!

  245. Re:Theatre so quiet.... by Rabbins · · Score: 1

    Well, both movies started out stating the ending.
    We knew at least one person surviced SPR, and we knew that the kids were never heard from again in BWP. Did you really ever think they "might make it"?

    BWP scared me... but only because I let my imagination run. The idea of going off to war really scares the shit out of me though. I was damn scared in 1990 when the Gulf War was starting, and the idea that I might be drafted.

    But yeah... they really have nothing to do with each other. I just wanted to comment on how another movie affected its watchers to even more of an extent than BWP.

  246. Theatre so quiet.... by Rabbins · · Score: 1

    Off topic here...

    While people did leave the BWP mostly quietly (even the large group i went with did not say a word until we had gotten well outside), I have never seen a movie effect people the way Saving Private Ryan did.

    People left that movie like they were walking out of a funeral. Many were crying.

    That was impressive, and moving. And, that was definitely a big budget film.

    Nto sure what my point is, but I guess I am saying that big budget films are not necesarily "unmoving" (except when it comes to Titanic.

  247. Yes, but....... by Rabbins · · Score: 1

    ...... Josh is still OUT there!!!

  248. Re:Goofs by Ender_the_Xenocide · · Score: 1

    > Like how they miss the fact that the stream they were following CHANGED DIRECTIONS and started flowing UPHILL.

    Magic, dude. If they were walking straight south all day (and it's pretty hard to make an exact circle when you're following a compass), how else could they have gotten back to their starting point?

    > Or why they didn't just start a HUGE fire and WAIT for the search and rescue team to get them?

    It was pretty obvious they weren't too experienced in the woods. They made a lot of mistakes. (In fact, they made all the typical horror-movie mistakes, but the acting was so good I didn't even notice until it was finished.) One mistake, BTW, is that they weren't following the stream, just heading out in a random compass direction. (And you thought you were watching so closely.)

    > Or why they didn't kill and eat Mike after he admitted trashing the map?

    Overreacting just a bit, don't you think? They screamed at him for a good long time.

    > Anyone else notice the electrical wiring in the house? It certainly wasn't from the 40's. How about the beer bottle on the fireplace?

    So they goofed. There are goofs far bigger in big-budget movies, it doesn't make them suck. (Take a look at the Star Wars blooper list some time. You could argue that Star Wars sucks, but it's not because of the bloopers.)

    >Or the fact that people are running around in an unknown house, in the dark with CAMERAS in front of their faces.

    Well, okay. Here you have a valid complaint. If you can't suspend your disbelief enough to ignore the cameras, you won't enjoy the movie. Or any movie, really - I can't think of any that don't need at least this much suspension of disbelief. Just stay away from movies, TV, and books, and these little inconsistencies won't annoy you anymore.

    (That said, I think it would have been better if they swung the cameras around more, as if they were dangling by their sides and they just hadn't dropped them. But it was hardly necessary.)

    > Or how their unknown assialant could have clubbed Mikey, ripped off his back pack, propped
    > him up in the corner and gotten back into position before she could make it down stairs?

    Unknown assailant? The whole point of the ending is that something seriously weird is going on - just like with the stream. Of course it couldn't really happen - in a completely rational world.

    >This movie SUCKED!!!

    I don't think the reasons you've given are petty. Really, I don't.

  249. BWP made me queasy... by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

    ...but not because of the horror; it wasn't really that scary. What made me queasy was the camerawork. Sure, low-tech production value is all the rage now, but why couldn't these people use a goddamn steadicam? All that tromping through the woods with the camera bouncing up and down gave me motion sickness, and I'm not the only one. I heard several others complaining of this as I exited the theater. All in all, it was a decent movie, but not really worth my $7 or waiting for 3 days to get tickets. To summarize: Great marketing, decent movie, horrid camerawork. Anyone else agree?

    paranoid.android

  250. bwp was boring and not scary by alprazolam · · Score: 1

    I must be completely missing something. BWP had to be one of the worst, most boring movies i've ever seen. there wasn't anything scary about it at all. All i could think was "the real world" goes camping. No cheesy ending? how about no ending at all? in other words, a lame cop-out.
    Why is everybody so against the high expense high tech movies, i would have thought they would be popular here. even a bad movie can be fun to watch if a bazillion dollars is spent on it. high tech effects are a good thing in my book!

    jump off the bandwagon

  251. Making "Clerks" by Stickster · · Score: 1

    Actually, "Clerks" was shot over the course of about twenty-some days. Kevin Smith talks about this in the commentary on both the laser disc and the new DVD release. Cheers

  252. Empathy, Imagination, and Dread by Stickster · · Score: 1

    Many of the comments I have read, including this one, seem to be from people who lack the ability to convey any sense of empathy. Empathy is a requirement NOT of "horror," which is more concerned with shocking the sensibilities of the viewer/reader with vivid or violent detail, but of "dread," which does so by forcing us down an inevitable path that leads to a sort of "unspeakable" climax which we cannot help but allow our minds to enumerate, at once against, and by, our own will.

    The root of dread in a film, short story, novel, etc. that taps the mass unconscious mind is first and foremost its ability to explore and magnify this concept. Dread cannot be appreciated if one is not willing to first empathize beyond the bounds of one's own personal experience. Furthermore, empathy is only gained by testing through extremity. Empathizing with someone on a shopping trip is considerably less substantial than empathizing with someone trapped alone in a stopped elevator with no lights.

    I certainly would not be very interested in tracking down an urban myth based on half-baked recollections of a child murderer, or a colonial-era witch. I would not feel drawn to filming a hiking trip as if it were some novel approach to documenting the history of the myth. I certainly wouldn't go hiking in the first place without a number of prior arrangements (and, for pete's sake, a cell phone).

    But I can *imagine* what someone who was drawn to do these things would feel like. I can imagine their energy and their enthusiasm for a project they believe in. I can imagine the mounting stress and tension as they realize they have lost control of their situation. I can definitely imagine their terror at things that go bump in the night. (Wait -- don't tell me -- you were never five years old, right?) ;)

    Second, dread relies on our willingness to complete a half-drawn picture with the worst possible details drawn from imagination. If one is unwilling or unable to allow one's imagination to fill in these details, then one will never be truly frightened by a dreadful story (visual or otherwise).

    Edgar Allan Poe's story "The Casks of Amontillado" is a perfect example. What frightens us most is not the interment of the narrator behind the wall of brick, but rather, our imagination of the hideous nights of utter darkness, starvation, madness, and ultimate death that await him. None of these elements are described at all by Poe, but they are the most vivid image left by the story.

    TBWP is thus a film not of conventional "horror" (which consists usually of a predominant amount of gore and/or special, makeup, and visual effects) but of dread. It is not fairly judged against such films as "Halloween" or "Hellraiser," but rather "Picnic at Hanging Rock" or "Angel Heart."

  253. BWP ~ Linux :: Hollywood films ~ Windows by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    Remember that bloatmobile analogy? Well here's another... there can be good stuff without the bloat!

    On the other hand, who didn't enjoy Star Wars?

    :-)

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  254. Thought it was in October... by Tortolia · · Score: 1

    According to Corona's Coming Attractions (http://corona.bc.ca/films/mainFramed.html - terrific site), Dogma is scheduled for a mid-October release.

    I can't wait for it, anyway. Should be a great film.

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  255. dogma by moonPolysoft · · Score: 1

    yeah, when is dogma coming out anyway?

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  256. BWP, Low/High Budget and just plain acting... by Dijital · · Score: 1

    I saw BWP yesterday and I was torn on the decision. I went with a friend and while I walked out stunned in utter silence, my friend complained on and on. My generation (I'm 19) was rasied on horror; Freddy Kruger, Jason, and the like. I was never scared of these, yet this movie scared the ever-living snot out of me. I have to say that I am proud of the fact that there is a scary movie out there that does not consist of stereotypes and cliche death scenes (read Scream, and I Know What you did Last Summer). I felt like I didn't know what was going to happen next, just that it'd be bad. For once, there were no crappy, unrealistic looking ghosts to make you raise the fromage factor.

    Overall, the movie played off your fear and the general built in sense of compassion and hysteria. Those of you who didn't like it have no personalities.. :o)

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  257. Re:My theatre was NOT so quiet.... by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 2

    I made the mistake of going to see BWP at a
    Saturday matinee at the local Cinema-super-mega-plex
    stadium seating super-Dolby-sound -- you get the
    idea. Anyway, the theatre was packed and I was
    surrounded by parents who brought their crying
    little toddlers (can you say "babysitter"?)
    and on the other side of me was a group of plus-size
    women trying to break a world record for loudest
    comsumption of three buckets of popcorn, in front
    of me was a 7-foot tall guy with a weak bladder
    jumping up to go to the restroom every 10 minutes.

    I loved BWP! It was the only movie I had seen in
    my adult life that actually freaked me out, but
    my best advice is see it at a small theatre late
    at night with very few people to get the maximum
    effect, or wait for it to come out on video.


    The key to enjoying BWP is to watch it with
    absolutely no distractions because the whole
    story is told from first-person point of view
    so you sympathize with the chracters and their plight.

  258. Re: Excellent ending! (SPOILER WARNING!) by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 2

    This post contains SPOILERS so read beyond
    it if you haven't seen BWP:

    The ending was brilliant: How do you know the 3
    kids are dead? All we know is that they're missing. Yes, Josh dissappears and hints are made
    that he was mutilated but is he dead? Are any of
    them dead? You can assume that but then again like
    any good book or film it's left to the audience to
    figure it out the details -- it makes you think.

  259. There he goes again by jabber · · Score: 2

    Look kids, it's JonKatz again. This time he is trying to perform opinion-fellatio on the movie-going segment of /. readership. Yet, somehow he manages to say nothing that isn't obvious.

    Indie films have been around for ever. Most are lo-tech, due to lack of funds. BWP is no different. The producers begged, borrowed and quite probably stole, to make this film a reality. The amazing thing is that they somehow showed it to the right people who decided to take a risk by taking the film to the screens. Makes you wonder how many other independent gems got lost along the way.

    Katz, once again, misses the point. The movie isn't a huge hit because it's frightening beyond the means of FX. It's a hit because it's completely different than what the movie going public is used to. It's the product of a single mind, rather than a committee... Unlike Katz articles. But now that we've seen it, a sequel just won't cut it. Not even if it's done as gamelan or kabuki. We've seen the original, any sequel will be shunned for being a fad, a recipe and a Zircon. We'll pay $8 to see something original - after that it damn better look fancy.

    The really cool thing about BWP, that Katz of course glances off of and proceeds away from the point tangentially, is that the BW legend was planted and took root in the cultural gulibility. Had the release waited for the myth to spread, the movie would have been an even greater success. The triumph of BWP is in the meme contagion it caused. They created a Yeti. People were driving through Maryland LOOKING FOR THE WITCH!! Katz never mentions this once.

    When will JonKatz have an original thought? When will he say something that actually makes people think? When will he spawn a mutant meme, rather than spraying us with a homogenized culture of engineered ones?

    Well, with the apparent upsurgence of creativity outside of Hollywood (ain't that right Jon?), maybe someone will make a short film about a pundit who isn't trying to suck off the mainstream majority, but rather synthesizes something new from the cultural gestalt... Now THAT would be a great work of fiction.

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    1. Re:There he goes again by jabber · · Score: 2

      I think an argument can be made, that Linux is the product of a single mind - massively parallel, multitasking, and widely distributed - but singular in purpose.

      OTOH, committee design seeks to accomplish something that no one finds objectionable. In the movie industry this takes on the shape of 'recipe' films, politically correct, predictable and reliant totally on the 'hot new tech'.

      In the case of BWP, the initial mind of the directors and actors (and some post production) was singular. Once people started getting paid 'acceptable' wages for advertising and such, the inspiration is lost and profitability takes over.

      The article by Jon Katz, as always, picks up on the 'hot new buzz' of interest to slashdot readers, but fails to contribute to it. He seems to serve as a funnel for opinion, with minimal contribution to the din.

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  260. Dream Park by Industrial+Disease · · Score: 2

    I finally remembered what the filming of BWP reminds me of. I'm sure a lot of you have read Dream Park by Larry Niven and Stephen(?) Barnes, and possibly the sequels, The Barsoom Project and The California Voodoo Game. For those of you haven't, the books take place in the ultimate high-tech theme park. One of the park's biggest draws is its full-immersion Live Action Role-Playing games (LARPs). Some of you have probably played some of White Wolf's Mind Eye Theatre games, or been in a LARP at a con. Maybe some of you fight in the SCA or other reenactment groups. Now, imagine a fantasy LARP played on a giant soundstage with full special effects. You live in the game for days, stay in character except maybe during rest periods, fight holographic monsters and live NPC actors, solve puzzles, etc. Aside from the competitive aspect (there is some sort of huge international LARP league), the best games are recorded and marketed.

    The making of BWP seems more like a low-tech Dream Park LARP than true moviemaking. While I haven't seen the movie yet, Donohoughe and the others sound more like game players than actors. I can imagine that some people would be interested in taking part in something like this more for the experience than for the sake of making a film. Is it possible that BWP represents the future of interactive gaming more than the future of non-interactive entertainment?

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  261. Reading too much into one film by rde · · Score: 2

    Inferring from the specific to the general is always a bad idea, and Katz has done just that here (disclaimer: haven't seen TBWP, and know nothing about it)
    Remember when El Mariachi was made for sixteen cents and packet of chewing gum? That wasn't the end of the hollywood blockbuster, and nor will this be.
    Style over substance will always be Hollywood's signature.

    btw, from Jon's description, TBWP sounds remarkably similar in style to Pi, one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen. Just because it hasn't got a budget, don't assume it's good.

    1. Re:Reading too much into one film by Jburkholder · · Score: 2

      Man, that was what I thought as I read it, wish I could have expressed it as well. I'm getting a little tired of the formula here.

      1) Something semi-interesting and out of the norm happens in the world of technology (preferably with a popular culture and new media slant).

      2) Katz writes an article heralding it as the dawn of a new era in (new media/pop culture/technology), predicting the demise of the tired, bloated, self-satisfied established (big business/media company/journalism/phone comapnies, whatever).

      3) Slashdot readers immediately pounce on it and rip it to shreds describing why this is nothing new.

      4) Katz posts a follow-up, citing all the positive e-mail comments he got about his article and posting some of the better examples.

      5) Slashdot goes nutz re-hasing the thing again days later and wondering if Katz even read the posts that completely proved his whole premise wrong.

      *yawn* Think I'll get another cup of coffee and see what is happening to Dilbert today.

  262. Re:BWP good due to inventive moviemaking, not lo-t by jedimaster · · Score: 2

    I agree. What really got me was how the movie wasn't dumbed down in any way. You have to really pay attention to understand what the last 5 seconds of film really means. In fact, I had to explain the significance to a few of my friends. What really gets me is that Hollywood would NEVER do anything that requires anything above the intelligence of a rock.

    Also, in the Hollywood version of BWP, one of the guys would have screwed Heather. No question about it.

  263. Damn straight by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2

    That's exactly what I was thinking reading this article. Both Pi and El Mariachi received critical acclaim and achieved a cult following. Both were made on shoestring budgets. And both used unusal camera techniques.

    So why has Blair Witch received so much attention, while these movies, though successful, remain in relative obscurity? Better marketing? Better talent? Succesful use of digital technology?

    Whatever. It's because every idiot teeniebopper can identify with a horror movie. Subtitles and heavy themes confuse and bore the MTV crowd. No such problem with a low budget horror movie, because they're so cliched. The suprising thing about this one is it just happens to be done well. That make it's unique and different, therefore it's cool. That's why it's stomping The Haunting and that fish movie.

    (And Pi is one of the best fucking movies ever made! What is wrong with it, aside from the technical innacruacies?)

  264. What the Sequel will be like by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2

    Exec: Kids are all into scary movies these days. But what with all these crazy shootings, theaters aren't letting kids in to see scary movies. So we need a PG-13, or we've got no audience.

    Pitchman: They said the f-word a lot in the first one. We tone down on the f-word and we'll get you your PG-13.

    Exec: Excellent thinking. So tell me about our sequel here.

    Pitchman: Picture this--a team of Army commandos goes into the woods to investigate the missing film students. They've got satellite hookups on their helmetcams so we can watch what they're doing.

    Exec: Helmet cams! Good angle! Very high tech. We can have a command center like in Armageddon. Can we get Bruce Willis for the head commando?

    Pitchman: I understand he's very interested.

    Exec: But those jiggly cameras are such a headache. Can we lose the bouncy-wowncey cameras?

    Pitchman: Don't worry--all the running with night vision goggles will be done with dollies.

    Exec: Night vision! Very Desert Storm! Very high tech! Now, what about computer generated special effects? Without computer generated special effects, you don't have a scary movie.

    Pitchman: The witch is some serious special effects! She's got spells that shoot fireballs and lightning and whatnot, and the commandoes are all shooting back with grenade launchers.

    Exec: Computer fireballs! And grenade launchers! Very high tech! How are we on helicopters?

    Pitchman: Would you believe an Apache attack helicopter shooting rockets down on the witch's fortress? How's that for fireballs?

    Exec: That's some serious fireballs!

    Pitchman: We were thinking this for act two: Helicopter gets shot down by witch's fireballs, crew survives, race is on! Who gets to the chopper first, the witch, or the team of commandoes?

    Exec: Very suspenseful! You've got your suspense! Can you make it a female pilot? I've always thought Laura Dern would make a great damsel in distress.

    Pitchman: I understand she's very interested.

    Exec: So her character and Bruce's character, they have a history?

    Pitchman: And he suddenly realizes he's got to save her to win her love back!

    Exec: We've got our love interest! Tell me about the witch.

    Pitchman: You know how scary it was without the witch? Imagine how scary it will be when you could actually see the witch! She's computer generated! She can float, she can shoot fireballs, she can fly through trees! She can become trees!

    Exec: Very high tech! Very special effects! So what's her look, you know, when she reveals herself?

    Pitchman: That's up in the air--we're debating between etherial and demonic.

    Exec: Or you know, you've got this all beautiful, this seductive ghost, seducing commandoes and whatnot, then boom! Demonic! Morph her!

    Pitchman: We can morph her!

    Exec: Like in Raiders!

    Pitchman: Like in Raiders!

    Exec: There's our tie-in!

    Pitchman: We've got synergy!

    Exec: Synergy! Oh and speaking of synergy, how are we on racial balancing? Do we have racial balancing?

    Pitchman: The commandoes are all sorts of races. We've got African-American commandoes; we've got Hispanic commandoes. We were thinking a Hopi Native American commando, kinda half-mystic, half-warrior, who can sense the witch's presence when noone else can.

    Exec: How mystic are we talking here? Can he shoot fireballs?

    Pitchman: He can have a final fireball duel with the witch! Beat her at her own game!

    Exec: The duel's gotta be with the main lead. You think Willis can pull off a Native American?

    Pitchman: I think of Willis as more of a John Wayne in that whole cowboys-and-Indians schtick, pardon my French.

    Exec: What about that kid from La Bamba? Lou Diamond-something.

    Pitchman: Yeah, that guy. He could save Bruce and Laura at the very last minute!

    Exec & Pitchman: With a computer fireball!

    Exec: We've got our surprise ending!

    Pitchman: He's claiming his powers in his ancestral forest!

    Exec: Very mystic! Very high tech! We gotta get him for the fireball! You think we could get him?

    Pitchman: I understand he's very interested.

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