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Scientists Hope to Clone Woolly Mammoth

&y writes "Yes, and they appear to be serious. Here's a quote from the Seattle Times article: "When asked why scientists are trying to bring back a mammal that lived so long ago, Agenbroad said: 'Why not? I'd rather have a cloned mammoth than another sheep.'" A very convincing argument indeed."

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  1. History of Cloning Wooly Mammoth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recommend you look up the April 1984 issue of Technology Review, Pg. 85. Sorry, I don't believe that it's on line.

    Also see an article by Reuter, dateline Thursday, September 18 1:48 PM EDT, 1997. I saw it on Yahoo news, at the time. It quickly disappeared.

  2. Re:We already have problems with animals still ali by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you must realize that woolies were found on one remote island, between russia and the us and japan, to be alive only a few hundered (or was it a 1000), well in any case more recent than when they went missing in north america. So really they are not that fargone extinct. So I'll say go for it. As long as you only put it on some remote island.

  3. Here's your answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe your house is infested with puppies.

    1. Re:Here's your answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm no... you buy the death plant,... it eats some puppys and you no longer have that problem.. but then you need to get something to get rid of the ravenous death plant...

    2. Re:Here's your answer by cmc · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but then you'd just get no pet instead of the ravenous death plant. Is there a problem with sheep overpopulation in the world?

    3. Re:Here's your answer by MarkWCats · · Score: 1

      You poison the last puppy, obviously.


      Mark, who doesn't like dogs.

  4. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have much knowledge in biology or ecology...but I think it's probably harder to control the spreading of a new plant rather than a single mammoth. New and unknown plants to a ecosystem are known for causing serious problems all the way up the food chain if unleashed in the wild. They grow where they shouldn't or take over other plants...

  5. Scary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a lovely sentiment for a geneticist to mutter. For someone who wields such a powerful tool/weapon it boggles my mind how he could say something so nonchalantly. This is exactly the reason that poeple are so hesitant when it comes to endorsing genetics. You'd think these guys would at least TRY to SOUND responsible, instead of like maniacal scientists bent on godly powertrips and having their 15 minutes of fame.

  6. Lets try a Pterodactylus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Then we can have some really big eggs for breakfast.

    What can we get useful from a woolly mammoth?

    Injured software engineer wins again Mattel! Ain't that swell?

    1. Re:Lets try a Pterodactylus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pterodactylus was a hoax. Though most ppl still think it is the real thing. Dishonesty that fooled the masses. Oh well.

  7. Call me crazy but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you find more and more of what you see in movies coming into reality. I really don't think this is a very good idea, this beast is 11 feet tall, which to my calculations will be big enough to kill humans. Why not clone a nice kitty cat or something. It might be boring but I don't see cats taking over the world anytime soon. What's next, dinosaurs? Jurassic park is a MOVIE and should remain that way.

    1. Re:Call me crazy but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey a microbe can kill a human, get real...

    2. Re:Call me crazy but... by UnkyHerb · · Score: 1

      Your crazy. How about we just clone dirt?...wow, that'd be loads of fun, heh. I agree with the movie part too, ever see that movie with the giant killer rabbits that eat people?....Just last week I saw one! Luckily I got away before it ate me!

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  8. Re:A romantic notion, but it'll never happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats what they said about space travel, landing on the moon, etc. Hey, things die, get over it. Survival of the fittest, natural selection. Bring back the woolie..... I wanna ride one.

  9. Your comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that your words frighten and confuse me. This is to be expected, as I only have a primitive caveman's mind.

  10. Re:A la 'Jurrassic Park'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were not well-adapted to human beings, anyway. Read Guns Germs and Steel --human beings hunted to extinction most large mammals shortly after colonizing their respective continents. Mammoths included.

  11. Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll take them in the Canadian north and the foothills of the rocky mountains. They were here until a few thousand years ago until hunters killed them off (along with the two-hump camel, etc....)...

  12. no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was killed by hunters in North America... It's pretty clear.

    How would you as a primative man coming across the Bering Strait think..."Ooogha...big hunter kill big beast, get big totem for necklace..."

    If you think the hunter-gatherers of North America were in tune with nature, you're sorely mistaken. They most likely ran the mammoth off of jumps, similar to buffalo.

  13. where did that story come from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume you are referring in jest to that 2-bit Creation scientist who claimed that mammoths that had been "quick-frozen" by Noah's flood were in such good condition in the north that they could be served...

    Damnit those people piss me off.

  14. Re:Position vacant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Cracked it????
    They just rebooted the system and it was open...no cracking needed.

    Injured software engineer wins against Mattel! Ain't that swell?

  15. Re:McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a secret plot by McDonalds so they can have a new specialty item:

    "The McMammoth"

    Just don't ask them to supersize it.

  16. What would the working man do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Eff-You-See-Kay the ethical dilemmas. I want to sum up my reaction to this by quoting the great Oswald from the Drew Carey show.

    Upon being confronted with the horrible vision of the monkapotamus, a hybrid mutant created by the evil corporation the Lewis works for, Oswald had just one thing to say:

    "Drew, I'm going to ride him."

  17. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is going to sound, well, darned insensitive, but it must be said...

    We can barely produce enough food to feed the people we have right now, so, lets find new ways to produce food, before we let more people live, ease their pain, but they are giving their life to cancer or chickenpox, or whatever, so that the rest of us blokes can have dinner.

  18. Re:What's The Effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frankly I am devoutly against the blunt nosed ass worm in any way, shape, or form.

  19. Re:Takes a lot of biologists to do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Endless opportunity for biologists. Maybe they could get PetSmart to do research funding for the process. You know, breed mammoths for parents to buy their upper middle-class children for a birthday/christmas surprise gift. Parents will do anything for their kids, and hey how about one of those hairy grunting things roaming the summer lodge in Montana or Canada. Buy one of those inflatable balls for the mammoth to play with. Sounds fun! Make an Ecommerce solution for woolies! I got some great ideas for icons and interfaces.

  20. stone-age cops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it combinatorial with THC and you have the "marijuana mammoth". Then clone some neanderthals and dress them in swat vests and send them on a wild hunt. The meeting of the modern and extinct world. Sheesh, I wonder if I want my tax dollars supporting this imagined scenario?

    1. Re:stone-age cops by Kamikaze · · Score: 1

      Maybe I missed the mark with my point. What I'm thinking is yay, we can clone. Now that we have that much knowledge of DNA and how it works and how to grow random organisms with it, let's focus our attention on altering dna at the gamete stage so that we can ultimately overcome genes that are at least semi-responsible (not like they just up and happen...environment plays a factor too) for any of the mental disorders. Playing god? Yeah, but hey, if it benefits us then I'm all for it! :P

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    2. Re:stone-age cops by MindStalker · · Score: 2

      Damnit, you got my mind working. Now I'm gonna have to go code a mod of counter-strike. SWAT Cavemen vs. Mammoth.

  21. What About... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cloning a beowulf cluster of these things. Now that would be cool.

    Brought to you by someone with too much time on his hands and the letter Q.

  22. More important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should try cloning the dodo to save the trees that relied on their digestive track. I'd rather have a pet dodo than a wooly mammoth too.

  23. Re:Climate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Siberia has a very funky climate. Most of it is a big, very warm, bug infested swamp all summer, and gets insanely cold in the winter (which is why few people would willingly live there if they had somewhere else to be or weren't born there)

  24. Scirence and chickenpox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there has been a vaccine for chickenpox since the early 80's. I believe it might even be legal in the US by now. The disease is also easily treatable. The reason people die of it is because information about diseases and their prevention is not often given to the world's poor, and the money needed for vaccinations and treatment isn't being handed out. Then again, why should it be. I'll be damned if I want my tax dollars going to keep people I have nothing to do with alive simply because their own country doesn't have our level of money/technology. -suapbeast! @work

  25. We have more than enough food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US alone could grow enough food to feed the world. The US government PAYS farmers not to grow certain crops (to keep the prices up). We could easily feed the whole planet if some of america's wide open praries were used for farming. Even if the world population doubled it would be no problem to get the people of earth to stop eating meat and then use all the farmland wasted on low yield meat prduction (think about it grow grain>make cow feed>feed cow living in huge field>butcher cow> ship and store meat in big freezers) to produce more grain. If China would get its shit together they could produce shitloads of rice, as could people in many areas of south america (and I'm not talking about the people who cut down a ranforsest for farmland). anyway... -supabeast! @work

  26. Shave the Mammoths!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If there was enough genetic matieral to create a self-sustaining population of Mammoths, they would probably make good prospects for ranching. Beasts of burdon, tourist attractions, tusks, fat and meat... and best of all, you can shear them like sheep for their hair. They have it all.

    Maybe if we're someday able to completely map the Mammoth genome we could twiddle its bits a little to produce many slightly different clones that could then reproduce in suitable diversity to spawn a self-sustaining population. Shave the Mammoths!!!

  27. ala Neon Genesis Evangelion, more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will there be a Second Impact to punish us for trepassing into the realm of God, i.e. using cloning technology? I worry about this every day. Really.

  28. Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what sort of genetic behaviors this kind of animal would have that would even be applicable in the current status of earth? are we acctually setting it up to fail again just to prove we can? if so isn't that like punching someone in the face to prove that humans bleed?? seems like it could be a bad idea, I trust a system I do not fully understand (nature) in this case due to an overwhelming track record and would choose not to mess with it just yet. but then again I don't have to entertain people with money to keep my grants either.

  29. Re:Playing God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >one completely reasonable step, after another completely resonable step,

    Gah, the hoary ol' slippery slope argument. Think about it for a second--using that, you can get to whatever kind of hell you want from the most innocuous starting point. Works to convince the ignorant and unsophisticated, I suppose. Ya need better than that to bamboozle the /. crowd. Hoser.

  30. Re:Position vacant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHOA! I couldn't find any info on the site, but do you know if this is accually what they used on jurassic park or did JP just give these people the idea and it was created post JP??

  31. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or, as in the words of the much revered jeff goldblum, "life will find a way" ;)

    love to see that one happen, now wouldn't ya... ;)

    EEK!

  32. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quote stolen from Darwin.

  33. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you get a pig and an elephant to make sweet love? Get them good and drunk! That's right, alcohol...helping ugly people have sex since the dawn of time. - Chef: Episode 105

  34. Re:Position vacant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I offer $50k for one of those elephants

  35. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a word, yes. Plants don't have immune systems, so they pack themsevelves full of chemicals to ward off viral attack. Don't forget that tamoxifen (anti-breast cancer agent) was originally isolated from an obscure species of conifer. And going back a bit, good old asprin too. And anti-malarial quinines. Who knows what else is out there? There have been NO useful therapeutic agents derived from animals. (antibiotics originate from fungi, if you're wondering)

  36. Re:cloning vs. gene expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    er, yeah. DNA don't work like that pal. Go out and read a copy of Watson. (Molecular Biology of the Gene, 4th ed). It's available from all good academic bookstores.

  37. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a great Beowulf cluster a bunch of cloned Woolly Mammoths would make!

  38. Plant Extinctions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >My thinking is that they died out for a reason, >and they'll die out again In the case of some plant species that are currently threatened with extinction, it's the same basic cause - human beings. It's currently believed that the mamoth became extinct as a result of humans hunting them ( ie, over exploitation ). In the case of some plants ( such as the Madagascar periwinkle ) it's the same thing - over exploitation. Rather than growing them commercially for medicinal purposes, many companies continue to harvest the wild stock. In many cases, the cause of species extinction is us - human beings. Sorry if this post seems confused. It's just been a long day.

  39. Why was mammoth deslected? I tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because man killed them all, that's why.

  40. Jurassic Park, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear Ye, Hear Ye, We are now accepting investors for a company that wishes to go ane step further and clone Dinosaurs, yes Dinosaurs...

  41. Screw the mammoth!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather see scientist investigate why half the keys i get copies of at the hardware store don't work once i get home!! grrrr.. :-(

  42. Re:Bloom County by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude, you forgot BananaCom.

  43. twiddle its bits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twiddle its bits? Yep, that's your motivation.

  44. Hey moderator! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is no more "flaimbait" than you are a genius.

  45. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if you know anything about the current means of cloning it seems to require a uterus and an egg and such, moron.

  46. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about insulin. Derived from pigs. And many vaccines are produced by incubation in eggs. I'm sure there are more but I cant be bothered to think that hard this early on a Monday morning

  47. Why your keys dont work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the guy at your hardware store is a drunken idiot.

  48. Woolly and IceMan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring back the Ice Man. Bring back Woolly. The worlds greatest event. ICE MAN VS WOOLY MAMMOTH. Somthing inside me really wants to see it. 40,000 years of hunting and eating Woolly Mammoth sticks with you.

  49. Rich people ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    might pay a lot of money to do other things to mammoths than touch their flesh ... mammoth steak anyone ?

    Of course, it will be interesting to see whether the newly cloned mammoth will be an endangered species

    1. Re:Rich people ... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine how disappointed those rich people will be when they find out that it just tastes like chicken?


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    2. Re:Rich people ... by quadong · · Score: 1

      "Of course, it will be interesting to see whether the newly cloned mammoth will be an endangered species"

      Um, is this an attempt at humor? Of course it will be endangered. There will only be one!

    3. Re:Rich people ... by Jonavin · · Score: 1

      On serving mammoth meat...
      Didn't they do that with the last frozen woolie they found in the artic? I'm going to have to dig up the cite for this, but I'm sure it wasn't just an urban legend or my imagination.

      And it didn't taste like chicken...

  50. choice of animal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    this will certainly add alot of knowledge to a whole bunch of scientific fields. for instance, you have paleobiology, paleobotany (presumably, this mammoth will need to eat something), evolutionary mechanics (why was the mammoth deselected?), mammalian biology, etc. this is not to mention areas of science outside of biology such as retrieving the necessary genetic information from dead dna, filling in those gaps (hey fellas, don't use any frog dna please ;-), and other biochemical pursuits.

  51. This is a mistake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wooly mammoths nearly hunted humans to the brink of extinction! This is the last thing we want to do! It was only by raising the temperature of the earth were we able to force them to flee to the outer solar system. If we cloned them, it would be easy for them to establish a base of operations here, from which they would lower the temperature of the earth and then signal for their comrades to return. If these scientists insist on cloning the mammoth, I suggest we all begin practicing our trampoline skills.

    1. Re:This is a mistake! by Ender_the_Xenocide · · Score: 1

      You've been reading _Footfall_, haven't you?

  52. only guy on the block by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Fuck that... *I* want to be the only guy on the block with a pet velociraptor! "Go ahead, pet him... he probably won't kill you"

  53. Disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One thing that popped into my head first thing when I read this article was "What about disease (for mammoths and humans)?" This mammoth was adapted in live with bacteria, viruses, etc. from the world 23,000 years ago; it is very possible it could not survive in the wild today except in a controlled environment because of modern disease. Remember what happened to the Native Americans when the Europeans came with their European disease.

    OTOH, the mammoth itself could be a danger to humans for what its body may produce. A bacteria, virus, etc. could infect said mammoth, not effect, but mutate said bacteria/virus/fungus/whatever, infect a human and from there our hypothetical disease would destroy the human race.

    Okay, so maybe I'm exagerating a little, but I can't believe no one has taken that into account the possble dangers to the mammoth and the environment it lives in before even considering this cloning experiment. Other than that these potential factors I think this is an interesting idea and I'm interested to see if they have any success.

    -Alec C.

    1. Re:Disease by BradyB · · Score: 1
      Well one thing is that this wouldn't be the actual creature that lived back then. It would be incubated inside of an elephant or something I'm sure. So therefore it would probably have the same immuninties as the host has, seeing as how they will share blood.

      What would the mammoth produce that would be bad. It would be eating and living in this day and age. It's not like they will bring the one they found back to life. It would have nothing from the past in it except the DNA.

      I don't think there is too much to worry about when it comes to the clone of a mammoth in this day and age. Maybe except for the fact that creatures die off the planet for a reason. Evolution makes only the strongest survive. SO maybe they weren't made to keep living. They were basically an ICE AGE creature if I"m not mistaken. Made to live in the far north. Cold weather elephants is what I think of them as.

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    2. Re:Disease by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

      "They were basically an ICE AGE creature if I"m not mistaken. Made to live in the far north. Cold weather elephants is what I think of them as. "

      This is where one of the biggest mysteries surrounding the wooly mammoth lies. Frozen wooly mammoths have been found with their mouths containing, of all things, buttercups. The problem being that buttercups (at least modern ones) only grow in warm weather, and the mammoth was frozen where it stood. This indicates either:
      a)buttercups that thrivve and bloom in subzero temperatures, or
      b)A sudden catastrophic change in temperature (as in the mammoth was pretty much frozen before it even had a chance to fall over.)

  54. Just a few opinions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just have some opinions about the past few articles of this nature that I've seen on /. (WARNING: I am a biologist in training, so I guess I have a bias)!

    I just don't have much of a problem with this idea, and don't understand many of the sentiments of /.'ers on this topic. I think it's odd that an almost any tech(chem, phys, EE, etc.) topic, new discoveries/proposals are usually recieved with much hubris, but when it's a biological one, /.'ers seem to go into rant mode against it - usually without adequate scientific understanding of the issue!

    The opinion of many /.'ers seems to be that extinction has some kind of "moral conciousness" - that a species is extinct for some kind of purposeful, rational reason. But I don't believe that! Species are extinct due to COMPLETELY ARBITRARY reasons!(with the exception of those which we have killed off ourselves). Species aren't made extinct because they "should have" or "it was their time" - they just went extinct. period!

    It also seems that everyone has taken sci-fi movies a bit too seriously! I'm sorry but Jurassic Park is NOT a real valid reason to be against this kind of research! There are many valid technical and ethical reasons, but "because the dinos in JP/JP2 went nuts and killed everyone" in not one of them!

    Now, about the aritcle, although I guess I could be counted as a supporter of this line of research (and others to restore both extinct/severely endangered species), but I believe that there are MANY more technical reasons that this isn't possible than ethical. I believe that if we could achieve this, it would be an absolute goldmine for biologists, paleontologists, paleobiologists, etc. But, as one stated earlier, the genetic damage from thousands of years frozen might have made cloning impossible(although I think I recall that elephants are VERY similar to mammoths and thus could help). I also believe that the lack of knowledge on the ecology and health requriements might hinder the project, but then again, our current understanding of elephant nutrition/physical requirements might be enough.

    Also, as someone has previously mentioned, this would not be an attempt to bring a whole species back but a few individuals, so while this is still great for biologists, but ecologists can be assured that no rouge herd of rampaging mammoths will take over the siberian tundra! The ecological concerns are more important for species that are much harder to control, but a mammoth is NOT one of them (nor is the Tasmanian wolf). Look at elephant populations in Africa now - if we wanted too, we could probably kill the rest of the wild African elephant species in two decades at most. Thus even if we could bring back a mammoth species, it would not invade the world's ecosystem, as other alien, foreign-introduced species have (australian rabbits, cane toads, etc. Dutch Elm Fungus, etc).

    In closing, I guess I see much more benefit from the knowledge that could be gained from even the attempt(I don't doubt that biologists would learn a lot about genetics/cloning even if the attempt ultimately failed), than possible harm. As for whether the research couldn't be better spent elsewhere, that issue does have some merit. However, the argument could be used against many other fields (space explorations, non-medical biology, heck, paleontology in general), also more $$ towards a research goal, or humanitarian goal in general (hunger, crime, etc) does not necessarily bring about faster, and/or more effective results. Oh well, I wish the researchers in this, and the many other similar projects the best of luck, and hey, in several years, maybe I'll join their research!

    Respectfully,
    Kevin W. Christie
    kwchri@maila.wm.edu

    1. Re:Just a few opinions... by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

      I'll be very brief here, and point out that at least one frozen mammoth has been thawed, cooked, and eaten in this century. Considering that the meat was still edible (even if it supposedly didn't taste very good) I don't find it unreasonable to assume that a sufficient amount of DNA may remain intact to bring back the species.

      I personally know someone who is working with triceratops DNA, and while bringing back the triceratops isn't possible at this point, it is interesting to note that DNA from a creature something like 6500 times as old as a mammoth can still be at least partially sequenced.

  55. Re:A la 'Jurrassic Park'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Actually it was hunted to extinction

  56. Other ways of doing the same thing by Yarn · · Score: 1

    A biologist in africa is trying to recreate the quagga, a horse-like zebra (or a zebra like horse), by taking zebra's with some of the qualities of the quagga and interbreeding them.

    This has obviously been possible for centuries, but he also has the benefit of being able to compare the original quagga DNA with his current generation.

    I dont think it's going to be fast tho, iirc he's set up a foundation to carry on his work.

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  57. Re:Position vacant... by Pathwalker · · Score: 1

    Because you don't have a SGI with a copy of this program.

    Unfortunetly, it only works under Irix 5.3 and below, so I can't run it at work.

  58. Re:Position vacant... by Pathwalker · · Score: 1

    Well, the readme file for it gives me the impression that FSN was around before the movie, and was what was used in the movie.

  59. Could it survive? by nlucent · · Score: 2

    The article doesnt mention anything about if the animal could survive. When I think of a wooly mammoth I think big hairy elephant that lives in the snow. Would it be able to eat etc? What would the effects of bringing this animal back have on its food source? (i.e What if it eats manatees or some other endangered plant/animal). Haphazardly bringing animals back to life just because it would be cool doesnt sound like a good idea.

  60. ..the Second Impact itself wasn't because of humanity(SEELE) playing around with cloning, it was when Adam was shrunken to embryo size. Adam _was_ there to tell humanity to stop dicking around with cloning, but got shrunken for his troubles(which then ended up killing half the world population).

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  61. What to do about rampage? by chuck · · Score: 1
    The only problem I see with this is when a herd of wolly mammoths go rogue, there's nothing we'll be able to do to stop them. The only one with that kind of experience is Keerok, and do you think you're going to get him to abandon his law firm to sharpen his spear to save your scrawny ass? I don't think so.

    (Damn, I hope someone knows what I'm talking about.)

  62. Not quite a mammoth by jbuhler · · Score: 1

    Assuming they can extract the DNA, insert it into an elephant egg, and grow the clone, it will have the nuclear genome of a mammoth... but the mitochondrial genome of an Asian elephant. Hopefully they'll at least sequence the mammoth's mitochondrial genome so that we know what we're missing.

    I wonder how many of the important phenotype differences between mammoths and elephants can be (even partly) attributed to mitochondrial mutations?

  63. Playing God by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
    I dunno. I'm not a religious person -- I don't even really believe in God -- but the idea of playing Him just sort of seems wrong for some reason.

    Maybe it just from reading one too many Sci Fi books, but somehow the idea of bringing back an animal that had its chance and went extinct anyhow just seems plain wrong. I can't really intellectualize why it seems wrong, but it does.

    Of course, it might just be that my racial memory is urging me to charge the beast and stick a spear into its side....

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    1. Re:Playing God by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      Ooh, I like that. I think I'm adding it to my rotating .sig

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    2. Re:Playing God by HoserHead · · Score: 1
      I'm not talking about religion as a reason not to play with life. In fact, I didn't ever actually say that I believe in creationism; truth is, I don't. (Why create a miracle when you can use the natural processes of the universe?) What I'm trying to say is that playing with life and the creation of it - artificially, in a not-too-well-understand manner (sexual reproduction is well understood) - could prove to be disastrous. Imagine, if you would, someone who creates, for example, a Wooly Mammoth from some DNA samples we were able to find. Said wooly mammoth (and some of its kin; we found a bunch of variated DNA, or modified it to be variated [it's a hypothetical situation after all]) breeds, propogates, and starts, say, killing people. We're not hunter-gatherers any more, after all. Those people who were killed would undoubtedly have been, for example, alive, had these not been made. (For a little while, at least.)

      Now this is a pretty simplistic example, and not too terrible in terms of human life lost. But how about when geneticists get cocky, and for example, bring back smallpox, or make AIDS communicable by simple air. Not so simple.

      I'm all for progress. But we mustn't get ahead of ourselves. For the first time in history, we have at our disposal more than we understand - more than we're mentally and ethically ready to accept. This isn't the sort of thing we can do lightly, because it brings up so many interesting and difficult questions later on. Why did the mammoth go extinct? Was it a climate change? If so, why would it live now? If not, what killed it? Was it humans? Why wouldn't we just kill it again? Could it survive? Why suffer another mammoth to live on this earth when all its kin are gone? Wouldn't that be a terribly lonely existence?

      I'm encouraging further thought. Clone a wooly mammoth. Heck, clone a human. Do whatever, and then wash your hands of the consequences - it was in the name of science, after all. Don't accept responsibility for your actions. Or - do accept responsibility, and maybe think "Ok, so we can bring wooly mammoths back. Should they be brought back? I did see Jurassic Park, after all."

    3. Re:Playing God by HoserHead · · Score: 1
      I'm not talking about movie-esque mad scientists. I'm saying that one completely reasonable step, after another completely resonable step, after another completely reasonable step, ad infinitum, leads to something that, seen from the "big picture" is absolutely horrid.

      Sure, we don't have much cosmic importance. We're a tiny mote on a tiny planet orbiting a small star on the arm of an average galaxy flying through infinite space. But, another way to look at it is: We're all we are likely to find! We're all that matters to us! If we wreck us, what else is there?

    4. Re:Playing God by HoserHead · · Score: 2
      That's not a bad question, really. But there's something about playing with life - not just having someone or something's life in your hands, after all then all (carn,omn)ivores would be playing God - but actually creating life that is somehow sacred. For example, I don't think that, given the chance, even the most brilliant geneticist/biologist/etc would want to try to recreate life as it happened on this earth: we couldn't hope to do it better than whatever process brought us here, and would probably fuck it up horribly.

      The problem with tinkering with life is that we don't really understand it. Nuclear reactors? sure, we pretty much understand them. The physics of throwing a ball? pretty simple, really, given that you don't want to put relativity into the equation (and who would, on such a short distance?) But Life? That's a bit too steep an order. Whether God caused us to be by sheer force of will, or He caused a comet to crash into the earth carrying amino acids, or whatever happened, God or no, we don't understand the process fully. We couldn't hope to recreate it. It's when you're dealing with things like life and genetics that you start to question why or if you should do certain things.

    5. Re:Playing God by Mawbid · · Score: 1
      Gah, the hoary ol' slippery slope argument. Think about it for a second--using that, you can get to whatever kind of hell you want from the most innocuous starting point. Works to convince the ignorant and unsophisticated, I suppose. Ya need better than that to bamboozle the /. crowd. Hoser.
      Hell, with that argument you might even convince the ignorant and unsophisticated that key escrow schemes, face recognition, voice recognition and store credit cards are going to take away their privacy! You're right. You need better than that to bamboozle the /. crowd.
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    6. Re:Playing God by synaptic · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that religion is just a way to explain things that science could not. This was especially true 2000 years ago. There's a reason the church hated Galileo.

      Religion versus science debates really irk me. Both are talking about the same things just from different perspectives. Religious folks tend to personify science.

      I think it was Einstein who said something like his work allowed him to see into the mind of God. It's simply easier for us humans to personify science and nature.

    7. Re:Playing God by Razor+Blue · · Score: 1

      I think it is past time for us to grow up as a race and realize that in many ways we ARE gods, with all the possibility for good and bad, and all the commensurate responsibility held solely by us. There is nothing inherently wrong with evolving. Razor


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    8. Re:Playing God by Razor+Blue · · Score: 1

      My gift to you. I've got a million of 'em.


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    9. Re:Playing God by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      Damn good post IMO. If I had moderator status I would moderate you up a notch.

      I was about to start responding to posts with "the baloney detection kit" myself.

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    10. Re:Playing God by Dredd13 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a god, I just play one in the lab.

    11. Re:Playing God by rde · · Score: 2

      Where does science end and playing god begin? If a surgeon cuts a tumour -- a natural occurance -- out of a body, is he acting god? What about the Wright brothers? Neil Armstrong?
      Every time a technological advance comes along, it can (and usually is) viewed by some people as 'playing god'.

    12. Re:Playing God by William+Wallace · · Score: 1

      "But how about when geneticists get cocky..."

      You mean, like in the movies?

      I believe this is where I'm supposed to guffaw...

      I'm not arguing one way or the other for this
      specific case (Wooly Mammoth). I'm speaking about
      genetic engineering as a whole. I say go for it.

      Then again, I look at the BIG BIG picture. The
      earth and its inhabitants from the perspective of
      the infinitely (?) large universe. Whereas some
      people are concerned about "the human race," I am
      not, really. I can't explain what I mean too well,
      except to say, Have you ever listened to George
      Carlin's bit on The Earth, and plastic?

      -WW

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    13. Re:Playing God by William+Wallace · · Score: 1

      "It seems to me that religion is just a way to explain things that science could not."

      That may have been true 2000 years ago, but often
      times religion is still referred to even when
      science can explain something. Especially with
      the fundamentalists.

      "Both are talking about the same things just from
      different perspectives."

      Right. In one hand you have people backing up
      their claims with facts, and in the other, you
      have people backing up their claims with more
      claims, beliefs, magic, hocus pocus, mumbo jumbo.

      I personally do not believe humans are capable of
      understanding how the universe was created, just
      as termites can't understand who built the house
      they are eating and living in. It is beyond our
      comprehension.

      But should we give up trying? Hell no.

      -WW

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    14. Re:Playing God by William+Wallace · · Score: 1

      I don't mind giving up my certain privacies for
      for certain conveniences. If you do, then don't
      support the products that "take away" your
      privacy. But don't pretend that you speak for
      everyone, or even "the /. crowd."

      -WW

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    15. Re:Playing God by William+Wallace · · Score: 2

      "...but actually creating life that is somehow sacred."

      Unless you define your god as "a fertile female,"
      then I don't know how you can seriously claim your
      god creates life. Or have you recently found even
      a single shred of proof to back your claims up
      about the origin of life?

      I'm not trying to start a religious flame war
      again, but in one corner we have some facts, and
      in the other corner we've got some books written
      by religious (not scientific) people thousands of
      years ago and transcribed/translated a million
      times throughout the years.

      You're entitled to your opinions, and you're
      entitled not to mess with genetics if you don't
      want to, but why would you think it's OK to
      impose your beliefs against geneticism in order
      to prevent SOMEONE ELSE from working on it? Are
      you afraid your god will punish you for what
      someone else is doing?

      While you may consider genetics "playing god,"
      I merely consider it another scientific step
      towards understanding the origin of life and how
      the universe works.

      "The problem with tinkering with life is that we don't really understand it."

      Duh! That's the whole point of these experiments
      with genetics ... to learn more. Humans are
      constantly striving to learn more, even about
      taboo subjects. I remember a few years ago, some
      guy named Galileo was persecuted for his
      scientific beliefs and discoveries, because they
      were taboo. Today, most of us laugh at the fools
      in the Church that condemned him for claiming the
      Earth was not the center of the universe. I'd say
      your frame of reference is a bit too biased if you
      can't see the parallel here.

      That's the problem with the world today ... the
      people trying to impose "morality" usually have
      limited perspectives.

      Personally, I'd rather learn as much as I can
      while I've still got another 50 good years left
      on this Pale Blue Dot.

      You may enjoy standing scared in the dark, but
      I'd prefer we light the candle of science whenever
      possible.

      -WW

      (Cool, two Sagan references in one post.)

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      Once there was a time when religion ruled the world.

    16. Re:Playing God by Ender_the_Xenocide · · Score: 1

      >I'm not a god, I just play one in the lab.

      But if somebody /asks/ you if you're a god, you say "yes", right?

    17. Re:Playing God by redDevil · · Score: 1

      Misconseptions (according to my humble self) about science:

      - Science should never be fun
      - Science should only be done to research solutions for Bad Things (tm)
      - Science should only research things that are Morally Acceptable (tm)
      - Science should not Play God (tm)
      - Science should only do things that will definately work.

      So some people want to try to breed (if we knew more about the process
      probably call 'build') a nice woolly mammoth. So? It's fun, it's no
      solution to any world desease, it's not morally acceptable (I'm sure
      people would find some ethic reasons against it), it is playing God
      (He's doing this all the time, isn't He?) and it might even not work.

      Go for it, I'd say!

  64. Takes a lot of biologists to do that by heroine · · Score: 2

    Last I heard, the sheep clone began to age prematurely and could not be reproduced in any other experiment. Clones of smaller organisms since 1997 have only come from thousands of failed inoculations. The only improvement they've had is the number of postdocs they can fit into a lab inoculating eggs but the success rate is still 1 in 1000. It's a mindnumbingly tedious way to make a living in which there are more biology PhDs clawing for employment than ever before. Just get an engineering degree and save your sanity.

    1. Re:Takes a lot of biologists to do that by quadong · · Score: 1

      So it's hard, so what? Scientific advances are not made by people unwilling to try and retry experiments. I think that if this suceeds, the result will be cool enough to make up for all the time spent.

    2. Re:Takes a lot of biologists to do that by dennisp · · Score: 1

      Ermm, the reason for the premature aging is because the telomeres were shortened. If they cloned it from a baby -- and it works -- then it shouldn't have the same premature again as would occur if they cloned an adult.
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  65. Why not? by Kabby · · Score: 1
    Come on people, you're gonna compare this experiment to a movie starring Jeff Goldblum? Do we remember ID4?

    (sarcasm) YEAH LET'S HAX0R THE MOTHERSHIP WITH A POWERMAC FIZZNUGGETSDFWF#$@$! (/sarcasm)

    Ahem.

    Now, I don't know much about genetics because I hate biology; however I don't see why we shouldn't do this. Let's see our arguments here:
    • "It doesn't feel right" - neither does going to the dentist. Cloning an extinct species will be done, whether now by these scientists or a bit later on by another team of scientists. It's unavoidable, any genetic expert dreams of cloning such a species. The truth is, even though they're probably doing this to get some attention, that's not all they're doing it for. Such an experiment will bring a fortune of medical and biological information which we need to improve medicine and to understand how nature works a little better.
    • "We shouldn't play God" - I'm sorry, I can't take on that one; I am atheist. I don't want to offend anyone. But you must understand that for me this isn't an issue.
    • "They were extinct for a reason" - Yes, but we don't know what it is (do we?)- and in my opinion, not on purpose. So why don't we find out? IF we are successful in cloning a mammoth, we move on to step two- wait to see if they survive, and for how long. I SERIOUSLY doubt all hell is gonna break loose because we "defied" nature. Isn't that what we've been doing since Lucy?
    • "There are better things to clone" - Can't argue with that one. But it's not like it's the worst thing to clone. It's an extinct species, it should provide some interesting results.

    I say just let the scientists do their jobs. I personally find it a little sicker to clone a human being. Besides what's the worst that can happen, they get foreign architects to build the cage in centimeters and provide the information in inches?

    (hehe.)
  66. Do a sabre toothed cat next! by Nelson · · Score: 1
    "Iceage" would make a much more entertaining movie than Jurassic park was..


    I'd like to see mamoths, sabre toothed cats, some of those horse/elephant type beasts they had there for a while, maybe some neaderethals (you know, the cats need to eat their natural food..)

  67. Humane by jafac · · Score: 1

    compared to many of the ways I could die, an abbatoir sounds pretty nice. (non kosher, done correctly - kosher requires a slit throat, yuk, and in regular slaughterhouses, less panic the animals are in produces higher quality meat, something about hormones released when the animal is in abject terror).

    I'd rather suffer a quick, semi painful electrical jolt, then loss of consciousness, than:
    Slowly waste away over a period of months from cancer, after several unsuccessful years of chemo, radiation, and massive surgery. (as opposed to the Kervorkian alternative)
    Bleed to death with my head sticking out of a shattered windshield, watching my insides ooze all over the dashboard, and onlookers in the other lanes creep by at ten miles an hour to get a peek. (because I couldn't afford a nice new Lexus with crumple-zones, antilock brakes, and airbags)
    Hang by my entrails from a mountainside tree where my 737 crashed, and slowly roast as the spilled fuel burns below. (Because the govt. decided to not crack down on airline safety due to lobbying efforts of airplane manufacturers)
    Suffer multiple gunshot wounds in my back from two LAPD police officers who didn't like the color of my skin.
    Starve to death over a period of months because my government felt I should be a farmer instead of a grocer - even though there was no unfarmed land left.
    Be the last in my village to be hacked to peices by machette due to tribal warfare.

    As you can see - when you try to define the word "humane", if you really examine things, it's quite ironic.

    "The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."

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  68. Re:What DNA? by jafac · · Score: 1

    well, there will be many, many millions of copies. Is it not possible that we could find one copy intact? Or how about - with a technology a few decades away, reconstruct it from fragments from different copies?

    "The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  69. Re:Cool! by jafac · · Score: 1

    Wool from sheep make nice sweaters.

    Wool from woolly mammoth - probably a lot scratchier.

    "The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  70. Re:Cool! by jafac · · Score: 1

    Wool from sheep make nice sweaters.

    Wool from woolly mammoth - probably a lot scratchier.

    - - the other thing they have to worry about is Mitochondrial DNA - will be from the mother, not from the DNA source animal.

    "The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  71. Re:What do we do with all the cows? by Rational · · Score: 1

    We either kill them or we let them die out. Doh. It's not a worse fate than ending up in the abbatoir anyway. Besides, the population of farm animals is not "rapidly increasing". Their reproduction is micromanaged by farmers.

    If that was supposed to be an argument against vegetarianism, it's just about the silliest I've ever heard...

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  72. Re:I wish them luck by Millennium · · Score: 2

    It wouldn't help if they were trying to clone a female either. Actually, this isn't going to work out at all, even if they bring one or two back, you can't bring back a whole species without a lot of samples (and I doubt that enough samples of mammoth DNA that are still suitable for cloning are still in existence).

    Otherwise, you get massive inbreeding. That would be even more destrictuve to the mammoths than unrestricted hunting would.

  73. Re:duh. by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

    And the lord spoke unto Wolly "Go Screw yourself", and then it was so. And Wolly proliferated.

  74. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by gas · · Score: 1

    Meat industry animals eat somehwhere around ten times more food than they grow muscles. So to produce 1kg meat you use ~10kg soy, wheat, oil, etc.

    Not that I think that is very important compared to the enormous suffering of the to-be-meat-persons, but still...

  75. Cooool by gas · · Score: 1

    What an absolutley wonderful idea! Unfortunatley it will probably be hard to find a complete set of genes (or any at all).

    And "flamebait"? Maybe, byt if some christians want to flame don't punish the poster. This is actually a cool idea worth considering!

  76. this is ver old news. by skyfish · · Score: 0

    enough said

  77. Re:this is verY old news. by skyfish · · Score: 1

    http://sddt.com/files/librarywire/96wireheadlines/ 08_96/DN96_08_19/DN96_08_19_1b.html

    dated august 19, 1996. thats over three years ago.

    i had thought that intelligent people would be informed of such a thing and recognize that this is, in fact, very old news.

    obviously i was mistaken.

  78. Re:Climate? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    Well, my experience has been that senators are pretty clueless in a lot of ways, but are quite active. It takes a lot of work to get elected for public office... sadly that work is more or less unrelated to what's required of a senator.

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  79. cloning vs. gene expression by Kamikaze · · Score: 1

    Hmm..this is interesting. However, in light of what's happening to Dolly the sheep (i.e. premature aging), I'd tend to want to play around more with genetic expression. This, I think, is a more beneficial and/or cool way to spend time and money. This is sort of a lame example, in the sense that it doesn't do anything benificial to the plant, but my biology book has a picture of a plant expressing the firefly's light gene...it's a big tobacco plant that's glowing yellow :) Anyway, there are more practical uses for this sort of thing; I know I'd for one like to spend a lot of time manipulating genes that control mental disorders. With only 4 nitrogenous bases in DNA, I can't believe it would be too dificult (once you figured out the respective base sequences) to isolate, say, the depression gene(s) and rearrange their sequences such that you eliminate the genetic predisposition to the depression, and make them immune to chickenpox in the process!

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    1. Re:cloning vs. gene expression by Kamikaze · · Score: 1
      heh...so it's probably not available from my college bookstore? ;)

      anyway, It was just an idea....I think it would be neat if we quit cloning and spent some more time working on isolating the gene(s) that are responsible for mental disorders, multiple schlerosis, alzheimers, etc. From there, we could use our knowledge of genetics that we obtained from cloning to splice non-disease genes in place of the ones that do cause disease...

      just my $0.02

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  80. A romantic notion, but it'll never happen by drix · · Score: 1

    I'm very taken with the idea of resurrecting the hulking, beautiful creature. But let's be honest with ourselves: this will never happen in an era where we still are losing a couple million a year to AIDS/cancer/Parkinson's/Leukemia. Hell, the US government has even been reluctant to maintain funding on even those vital projects as of late; how many budget spinsters on capitol hill are going to bite for this one? I guess maybe you could find an eccentric philahnthropist to finance it (Nathan Mhyrvold is supposed to be big into paleontology, isn't he?) This is a very Utopian project, one that makes me dream of a day when there is no poverty, disease, war, or any societal problems to worry about and all we have to do is resurrect dinosaurs and woolly mammoths and explore space. Makes you want to live forever, huh?

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    1. Re:A romantic notion, but it'll never happen by Detritus · · Score: 1
      But let's be honest with ourselves: this will never happen in an era where we still are losing a couple million a year to AIDS/cancer/Parkinson's/Leukemia.

      Millions of people die every year due to (fill in the blank).

      So what. We are all going to die. More people are dying of cancer because they aren't being killed by other diseases/causes at an earlier age.

      The fact that X people die from some disease is no reason not to spend money on the arts and sciences. NIH already gets more money than NASA, not to mention other spending on health research.

      War, disease, poverty and death are not going to disappear, no matter how much money we spend.

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    2. Re:A romantic notion, but it'll never happen by quadong · · Score: 3

      So once all diseases are cured, we can feel free to pursue non-vital research. Face it, there will never be a time when we all live forever. There will always be things to kill us. Remember, just 100 years ago, it was much worse. Then, infectious diseases were the big killer. Now that we have brought those mostly under control, other problems have become relevant. Just supposing we bring AIDS, cancer and parkinsons under control, there will still be a #1 killer, and when we beat that, there will still be a #1 killer. We can never beat all diseases. I want to prolong my life as much as the next guy, and I support research for these causes, but they should not be an all-encompasing obsession. We are mortal, people die, why not explore the life we have while we have it?

    3. Re:A romantic notion, but it'll never happen by Geraint · · Score: 2

      I admire the sentiments, but you're a bit misinformed about the funding priorities of the US goverment.

      In 1999 the National Institutes of Health received a *15* percent budget increase by $2 billion to $15.6 billion. The requested increase for 2000 is 'only' 2.1 percent but the chair of the House subcommittee that funds NIH was quoted as saying he intended to keep NIH on course to double its budget over five years (Nature 03-04-1999, sorry no URL with free access.)

      R&D expenditure in the US on biomedical science is already twice that (per capita) in Europe and rising still faster. At least the NIH have their priorities right - maybe Europeans should follow suit?

  81. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by awa · · Score: 2

    I guess if it will work or not is just one of the questions that surface. How about: Why do we want to do this? If science _really_ is ready to bring back extint animals, it's a shame it's not focusing all it's efforts (and resources) on not letting people (esp. children, of course) die of chickenpox (or any stupid and easily preventable desease you'd like to imagine). Of course then the question becomes one of social fairness, not science (but someone had to scream "ethics" sooner or later on this thread (right?)).

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  82. Re:A la' Jurrassic Park'? by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    That's a very strange argument. What is "dying out naturally"? It's like when people say their grandparents died of "old age". Nothing happens without a cause.

  83. We already have problems with animals still alive by Decibel · · Score: 1

    While I agree that it would be interesting to see what such an animal would look like alive, I can't help but think that the last thing we need to be doing is re-introducing extinct species (which, arguably, are extinct for a good reason) when we can't 'take care of' the animals that already exist on this planet. How many endangered species are there that would not be endangered if not for the actions of man? Instead of trying to clone extinct species (which most likely went extinct due to natural selection), we should worry about preserving what we've already got, and more importantly, work to ensure that the growth of our species doesn't happen at the expense of other species.

    Then again, it would be really cool to be the only guy on the block with a wooly mamoth! Hrm... wonder if the village has any laws about that....

  84. Re:This is one of the.. by Darchmare · · Score: 1

    Right, and if all else fails, you can engineer them with a build in lysine deficiency so that they die within a half day or so of escaping.

    They're NEVER get past that. Har har har.



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  85. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by bonehead · · Score: 1

    "I don't think you can really look at scientists as a monolithic group who would be better off if they all focused on one problem at a time."

    Absolutely not. The sharing of information between scientific disciplines is one of the main factors responsible for the rate at which our knowledge is advancing.

    If all scientists were to focus in on one single issue, the solution would be found later, not sooner.

    At least that's how it seems to me...

  86. Hmmm... by Sontas · · Score: 2

    Seems to me that the reason quoted for doing this paticular cloning is just what those against cloning have been saying isn't a good enough reason... ie. We do it because we can. or We do it because we're bored with the old hat sheep cloning thing.

    I'm not against cloning, but I tend to agree that the reason that was quoted is simply not good enough. Cloning for the sake of cloning is asking for trouble. Moral and ethical issues aside, the tone of the argument suggests a blatant lack of consideration for the consequences and responsibilities that come along with trying to bring back a long dead creature, such as the mammoth. In the Seatle Times article they follow up the "Why not..." quote with another with another reason, to the effect of trying to find out what happened to the mammoth so we might be able to prevent it from happening to current species. While a more idealisting goal, I suppose, fail to see how the goal would be accomplished by this cloning.

    Perhaps the second, more idealistic, reason is good enough. But the owner of the mindset that spawned the first argument probably should not be in the lead on this cloning project, nor any other. But then again neither should I, so who am I to say anything. :)

    1. Re:Hmmm... by Sandor+at+the+Zoo · · Score: 1

      >Cloning for the sake of cloning is asking for trouble.

      Why? I've never heard a good answer to this that didn't end up being "just because!"

      >consequences and responsibilities

      What consequences are there to cloning a mammoth? A large food bill?

  87. Bloom County by craw · · Score: 2
    Well, this is nothing new. Oliver Wendell Jones (hacker supreme) cloned Bill the Cat using DNA from Bill's tongue.

    Oliver may or may not have used his Banana Junior, 6000 Series, 32 bit, 450 KByte, fully portable personal computer (with Bananawrite, Bananadraw, Bananamanager, and Bananafile) in his endeavours.

    Remember kids, Gene Simmons never had a personal computer when he was a kid.

  88. Agenbroad is not a geneticist by craw · · Score: 3

    While the quotes may not be totally appropriate for a geneticist, please note that Agenbroad is identified as a geologist in the article. This is not to disparage geologists. However, it was clear to me that one should not necessarily believe nor take seriously the words of a non-expert when it comes to cloning. Agenbroad probably knows mammoths out his wazoo (he is a paleontologist) but he is not a geneticist.
    If one wants more info about Agenbroad, go to the NAU web site and do a search.

  89. Re:duh. by gjp · · Score: 1

    Plants wouldn't be a problem. The current plants in any area in which prehistoric plants would be released have had a far longer time to better adapt themselves to their ecological niches through evolution. Prehistoric plants wouldn't stand a chance of taking over.

  90. I wish them luck by tilly · · Score: 1

    It is possible, but not (at this point) very plausible that this will work. After all the technology is still pretty young, the thing has been dead for a long time, and it does not help that they are trying to clone a male.

    However this does raise the question of whether or not we should be establishing a bank of samples from endangered species. Even if they go extinct, we could still have the possiblity of bringing them back at some point in the future.

    Does anyone know of any efforts along this direction?

    Ben

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  91. It does matter - see the article by tilly · · Score: 2

    The expert they were quoting pointed out that cloning success rates are higher with females than males. The individual they are working with is male.

    Cheers,
    Ben

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  92. This is one of the.. by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 2

    This is one of the [many] things we learned not to do from the fine documentary Jurassic Park.

    1. Re:This is one of the.. by EvilSoloman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, woolies can be dangerous with their hundreds of dagger-like teeth, ability to run faster than a buick, razor-sharp retractable claws and blinding snot rockets. Why not? They're no more dangerous than an elephant, and those aren't very hard to subdue from the air or a distance.

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  93. What DNA? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Mammoths have been dead for so long that "genetic damage" doesn't begin to describe what their DNA has suffered.

    So runs conventional wisdom.

    In reality, even "dead for 70 million years" T. Rex somehow managed to have whole blood cells survive to our time. Methinks it resembles a weasel - but stinks of fish. In particular, "dead for 70 million years" Coelecanth, which you can buy in Indonesian fish markets today.

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  94. Extinction doesn't prevent evolution by Quinthar · · Score: 1

    Survival of the fittest is something that occurs on a large variety of traits. The most obvious of those are physical strength, reproductive strategy, environmental adaptation, etc. However, I don't see why there isn't a "coolness" trait as well. A T-rex would be evolutionarily superior to some boring dinosaur even though both are extinct exactly because it has a better chance of being resurrected.

    Because humans exist as part of nature, anything we do is a completely natural process. In addition, let's define fitness as 'the ability to exploit natural processes for propagating DNA patterns'. This seems to imply that animals that are able to exploit the natural process of the human tendancy to ressurect animals and plants that we see as "cool" would be evolutionary fit.

    As such, the cloning of 'extinct' species (which presumably means those species that don't currently have any living representatives) is every bit a legitmate method of DNA propagation as sexual reproduction. Given millions or billions of years of cloning being part of the natural process of DNA propagation, the ability to take advantage of that may be more important to long term survival than any other method. It's theoretically possible that life could develop, or we could develop life that relies completely upon cloning for survival (read: Terminator gene technology).

  95. Re:Cool! by revnight · · Score: 1

    actually, it should be a pretty good test. if it comes out hairy, and grows to be 1.5 the size of a modern elephant, then there won't be much doubt about whether it worked or not.

    the similarities between the elephant/mammoth should benefit the young mammoth, i would think, but shouldn't contaminate the young'n enough to raise much question about whether or not the experiment worked...scientists and journalists will just have to turn to other aspects of the experiment to flame each other over.

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  96. Re:duh. by revnight · · Score: 1

    cause confused elephants are dangerous elephants?

    :)

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  97. Re:duh. by scrytch · · Score: 2

    > My thinking is that they died out for a reason, and they'll die out again

    It seems most likely they were hunted to extinction. They'd die out again now because there simply isn't enough gene stock for them to survive. That and it's just not cold where elephants would tend to feed now.


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  98. they have close relatives... by Barbarian · · Score: 1

    The modern elephant is really close to the Wooly mammoth. They even are wooly when born.

  99. People and "Natural Selection" by KyleCordes · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm...

    If "people kill all the XXXX" can be considered part of natural selection, then it only seems fair that "later people dig up some DNA and somehow come up with more XXXX" should also be considered part of natural selection.

    1. Re:People and "Natural Selection" by Dredd13 · · Score: 1
      This brings to mind a conversation my better-half and myself were having after this topic came up.

      If natural selection were left unchecked, the Indians (US, not Asia) would have hunted the buffalo to extinction. They certainly could have found uses for the creatures, they didn't waste a single part of them.

      The problem is that if they'd done that, they would have put themselves on a course for extinction by destroying their food source.

      Natural selection is a very complex equation, with many variables acting upon the whole. The indians avoided extinction by adapting -- by not hunting their primary prey to extinction. They did this not through instinct, but because they KNEW they needed to let buffalo continue to breed and such. Only after "the white man" came, did the buffalo get slaughtered. We didn't need them for survival, so we weren't inclined to protect them the way the indians had. By that time, there were other food sources for the indians, so they didn't face extinction either.

  100. Re:2 isn't enough by slowtech · · Score: 1

    Well, I am sure there are lots of problems with developing a breeding population of mamoths today (like, where are you going to put them? They are going to need *lots* of room, and *lots* to eat - what other animals are going to get squeezed if they wanted to do this?), but the number of individuals available may not be one of them (or not as big as one might think).

    Cheetahs, for example, are all almost genetically identical. They come from an extremely small population that survived the last ice age (there are theories that it ws a single, pregnant female...). One effect of having a very inbred population is that genetic defects express themselves and "fall out" of the gene pool. You get a high attrition rate (probably) in the first N generations, but after that it stabilizes.

    Of course, you have the long term problem of lack of variability in the species, and adaptability problems that come with it. The cheetah is very much a "niche" predator.

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  101. Hey, Lets clone Einstien by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    Wonder what he would say?


  102. Moral by UnkyHerb · · Score: 2

    For those of you who think that we shoudln't "toy with god's plan"....I have a comment. A lot of extinct animals are extinct because we killed them, I don't see how bringing something back that we killed would be bad. And if there is a god, and he has a plan, no one knows what it is, so would this post be violating "god's plan"? Makes you think doesn't it? It's not like were making 200 woolies anyway, it's just one, so go complain about the killing and extinction of current animals, and stop bitching about bringing some back.

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  103. Re:Position vacant... by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    Helllllooo...Newman!

  104. Re:Climate? by kevlar · · Score: 2

    A better question is why the hell are there pengiuns in the Central Park Zoo?

    My guess is that, since they are mammals, and thus warm blooded animals, that there is a certain threshold in which they can live.

  105. Re:Climate? by nosferatu-man · · Score: 1

    Well, JESUS, it's good that there's no places left with anything other than a SoCal climate, now isn't it? We'd sure HATE to have to think about the consequences of less than a 70f temp all year round, wouldn't we? It'd be the end of the freaking world, wouldn't it? nosferatu-man (peeved 'cause it SNOWED on 1 October round here. Wooly Mammoths would be right at home.)

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  106. Re:We already have problems with animals still ali by Dredd13 · · Score: 2
    How many endangered species are there that would not be endangered if not for the actions of man? Instead of trying to clone extinct species (which most likely went extinct due to natural selection)...

    A couple reality checks for you...

    1. The Wooly Mammoth is extinct by the hand of man. Early man hunted the mammoth to extinction in a manner almost exactly the same as what we have done to several whale species.

    2. Kindly define for me - in logical terms - the difference between "natural selection" and "destroyed by man". Man (homo sapiens) is an animal just like any other, and a very vicious predatorial one at that. Just as the wolf's superiority might lead to one of its prey's extinction while another (more adaptable) prey might survive, there are no animals that have become extinct for any reason other than Natural Selection. If man (the top of the food chain) changed their environment, and they were unable to adapt to the polluted environment, that's natural selection. If man hunted the whales to the brink of extinction because the whales couldn't figure out NOT to swim near the whaling boats, that's natural selection.

    I can certainly understand your point, but you also have to realize that natural selection encompasses ANY reason a species goes extinct. Whether it is a predator hunting them down or an inability to cope with a changing environment, a species will either adapt itself (as many species have) or it will become extinct. To say that one species deserves "protection" over another is simply wrong. They are all equally extinct (or endangered).

  107. This is less dangerous than you think by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Thrakkerzog, you have made an honest mistake. You probably think the wooly mammoth is...

    ... a quadraped, which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has 2 ears, a heart , a forehead and a beak for eating honey. It is also provided with fins for swimming. Mammoths are bigger than frogs. Mammoths are however very dangerous so if you see one where people are swimming you must shout out, "Look out! There are Mammoths!"
    Obviously, there would be grave risks in cloning such an animal. Fortunately, though, the animal you're actually thinking about is the wooly llama, not the mammoth. So I wouldn't worry.
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  108. Re:duh. by Fizgig · · Score: 1

    Are you more likely to get something medicinally useful from a given plant than from a given animal? I though the only reason so many medicines come from plants is because there are so many more of them and they move a lot less.

    My thinking is that they died out for a reason, and they'll die out again (especially if there is only one!)

    Wait a second--you can't clone a plant like this. So far as I know, this process only works for mammals, since they gestate in a womb.

  109. Re:What's The Effect? by Lars+J · · Score: 1
    And then of course, who's going to bring back the ugly stuff? It's find and dandy to bring back the dodo, the spotted-buffeted snow pika, etc. Are we going to bring back the blunt-nosed, slime-covered ass worm once we kill it off? Or are we going to stick solely with creatures that look cute?

    That's just the way the world goes. 'Cute' has always been an important factor in the genetic evolution of man. 'Cute' and O-H bindings...

    In other words - when evolution based on superficial cuteness and alcohol has done such a bang-up job - why worry? You just can't go wrong with nature. ;)

  110. Climate? by ntropy · · Score: 1

    Where can a Wolly Mammoth even live? Arent they strictly cold weather animals?

    1. Re:Climate? by Anonymous+Shepherd · · Score: 2

      Um. How about Canada? Or Siberia?

      As long as they have enough to form a herd, and wolves aren't too big a threat. Wherever Moose live, I guess, you could put a Wooly Mammoth.

      -AS

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    2. Re:Climate? by ZenBoy · · Score: 2

      Why are there polar bears in California? Penguins in Arizona? Why are there Senators in cold climates, you'd assume that they'd merely become sedentary and have to bask on rocks all day.

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    3. Re:Climate? by mistalinux · · Score: 1

      Read the article, it says it will be living at a park in Siberia, Russia.

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    4. Re:Climate? by bonoboy · · Score: 1

      yeah man, and that's why the polar bears are orange and the politicians are bastards! Genetics isn't a toy! Well. Okay it's a toy but clearly not yours!

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  111. Cool! by Anonymous+Shepherd · · Score: 3

    Yeah! Who wants a stupid sheep when we could get a Wooly Mammoth?

    But if that's the case, we could also clone rhinos and elephants and other rare/endangered species, right?

    However, the shortened teleomeres thing might put a damper on things. Also the fact that we need to take into account the 1 successful birth out of like 11 successful implantations out of 200 eggs created out of like 1000 attempts, or whatever the astronomical odds are.

    Plus, are we just going to use elephants as hosts?

    What about genetic incompatibility or contamination? Elephant antibodies and such?

    -AS

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    1. Re:Cool! by gargle · · Score: 1

      It sounds like a bad idea to use elephants as hosts. Mammoths and elephants are probably sufficiently alike so that in the case of contamination, it'll be difficult to tell how much elephant and how much mammoth the creature is?

  112. Re:Position vacant... by Imperator · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's a good example of why security through obscurity doesn't work. Think what would have happened if they hadn't even had the source code available!

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  113. I'd call it... by Imperator · · Score: 1

    The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

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  114. 2 isn't enough by Imperator · · Score: 2
    Disclaimer: I'm not terribly knowledgeable about this.

    Having two mammoths isn't enough to sustain a reproducing population. The bare minimum amount of unique genomes necessary to breed a single baby mammoths (from two mammoths) is 1, and it must be male so that you have a Y chromosome. However, the offspring will be inbred, and suffer from all sorts of horrible problems such that they are unlikely to reach the age of reproduction. Even if you have two unique mammoth genomes, the second generation will inbreed.

    The figure I seem to remember for mammals is 500 unique genomes to sustain a population, and that's really the minimum. For a species that's been extinct for tens of thousands of years, I'd guess we'd need much more than that. The wider the gene pool, the more likely that natural selection will be able to pick genes that might have been rare at the time, but now would be helpful to our woolly friends.

    So in other words, a single mammoth might be a neat little trick, and we might learn something from it, but don't expect to see them wandering in your national park of choice any time soon.

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  115. Re:lets clone jesus by Imperator · · Score: 3

    I'd like to suggest cloning a Dust Puppy. This would have many practical advanatages:
    - code AIs for you
    - fun at lan parties (plays a mean game of Quake)
    - gets along well with sentient computers and RPN calculators
    - doesn't like sushi

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  116. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by Anm · · Score: 1

    Ideally, this should be fixable by comparing multiple strands of DNA against each other. Most likely, each strand will contain different mutations, and therefore different pieces of the original. Given enough strands (dependent on the average damage per strand), comparisons between strands should bring forth the original material.

    Anm

  117. I can see it now, an ARC.... by ripler · · Score: 1

    And then of course, who's going to bring back the ugly stuff?

    Leave that up to God.

    GOD: "Noah."

    Noah: "Who said that?"

    GOD: "Noah, Its me, God."

    Noah: "Yeah, right."

    GOD: "Noah, the US government is going to wipe out most of the species on the planet using the guise of scientific research. I need you to build an ARC."

    Noah: "Yeah, right. What's an ARC?"

    GOD: "Its an Animal Retention Computer (ARC)"

    Noah: "Yeah, right!"

    GOD: "I need you to get two cells of every animal large and small, and scan the DNA into the ARC before the NSA destroys the world."

    Noah: "Yeah, right! How will I make them all fit?"

    GOD: "The ARC will be a quantum computer. You will make it 300 qubits by 50 qubits by 30 qubits."

    Noah: "Right! What's a qubit?"

    GOD: "Go search on slashdot."

  118. Japanese Radiation Leak is cloning opportunity by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    What I want to know is what monsters are going to re-appear after this latest Japanese radiation leak. Mothra? Godzilla? Gamera? Ghidorah? Gyaos? Rhodan?

    When that happens we can clone something REALLY impressive.

  119. Natural selection? by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    I find it somewhat ironic that you are talking about requirements for natural selection in a species currently extinct, and which will only be brought back into existence through artificial means.

    Not that your point isn't valid. Just ironic. :-)

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  120. What's The Effect? by Coda · · Score: 3

    If we start bringing back extinct species, what will happen to our outlook on extinction. We're pretty damn conscienceless when it comes to wiping species off the face of the earth. If we can bring them back at will, will we kill off even more species?

    "Oh, go ahead and chop down the forest. We've got DNA samples of just about everything here..."

    And then of course, who's going to bring back the ugly stuff? It's find and dandy to bring back the dodo, the spotted-buffeted snow pika, etc. Are we going to bring back the blunt-nosed, slime-covered ass worm once we kill it off? Or are we going to stick solely with creatures that look cute?

    While this is an interesting science experiment, I think the resources could be better applied: Oct. 12th is Six Billion People Day. In 1960 we had 3 billion. We've doubled in 40 years. Better, cheaper, safer contraceptives would make the world a better place. Wooly mammoths would make one zoo a lot of money.

    Let's try to keep things in perspective here.

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    1. Re:What's The Effect? by Mjollner · · Score: 2

      >who's going to bring back the ugly stuff?

      Good point. We could end up in a world full of only beautiful animals, just one goddamn peacock species after another...

      OTOH, there's plenty of ugly people in that six billion. If you really want them butt-ugly critters, just buy your local genetic engineer a few rounds. Once the beer goggles are on, he'll clone anything. Just don't buy'm too many, he might not be able to get the DNA up into the oocyte.

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  121. Re:We already have problems with animals still ali by nufan · · Score: 1

    Amen. It's called Natural Selection... not Natural Preservation. You think any of the species that've gone extinct woulda thought twice about taking us out?

  122. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by DeepThought · · Score: 2

    I think that's a fantastic outlook on life. It won't work! Nevermind the fact that it hasn't been tried yet. The genetic code must certainly be damaged. There's no proof of it, but dammit, it just won't work!

    We wouldn't have the technology to do this if everyone immediately assumed it wouldn't work. Genetics would be nowhere. Along with most of medical science and computers/electricity/etc. Think a little, please... We didn't get to where we are today by only doing things we -knew- would work. We tried and failed, tried and failed, and finally tried and succeeded.

  123. Re:Position vacant... by sugarman · · Score: 1

    Sweet! I didn't know that really existed. Thought it was more along the lines of your standard generated-FMV that you see in flicks and games.

    So, that being said, is there something similar for Linux, or a way to emulate Irix software on our favorite OS?

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  124. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by Breace · · Score: 3

    Of course, they could just fill in those gaps with DNA from frogs...

    Well, a Mammoth that can leap two and a half miles? Sounds like the people in Siberia better get their roofs strengthend.

    Breace.

  125. Re:duh. by miahrogers · · Score: 1

    plus if you only have one wolly mammoth it can't reproduce.
    char *stupidsig = "this is my dumb sig";

  126. Re:duh. by NetHunter · · Score: 1

    Wow, I never thougth that we will witness that movie heppen in real... But now I am quite sure of that (if only the world won't collapse because of a huge earthquake like in Turkish and Taiwan, or a tornado or something, and if people won't create "Terminator" before "Mamanth"... After all, Terminator came out before Jurasic Park ;)

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  127. duh. by Zurk · · Score: 2

    why dont they resurrect plants first ? I would think the medicinal value (more drugs etc) of plants which are extinct far outweighs the benefits of cloning a mammal or a dino.

    1. Re:duh. by Somnus · · Score: 1

      I agree in principle with your argument, esp. since arguably plant cloning is much, much easier, i.e. cheaper. However, keep in mind that plants can self-germinate, and reproduce uncontrollably. If one considers the problems we've had with plants moving between continents (e.g. Asian kudzu choking out plants in the SE United States), imagine the devastation possible by plants from a different aeon -- one would have to be very confident in the isolation methods.


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    2. Re:duh. by nix99 · · Score: 1

      Because if they did that they would run the risk of the plant getting out and destroying the plants that we have now. Think of what happens when someone brings a plant in from out of country, it takes over everything (sometimes). All that would have to happen is have a seed slip out and we are screwed. The offspring of a Wooly Mamath are somewhat larger and harder to loose track of.

    3. Re:duh. by bonoboy · · Score: 1

      And it's really easy to clone a plant . You "self" it. most plants are hermaphrodites and can breed withthemselves.

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  128. A familiar story... by Krotus · · Score: 1

    This story sounds a lot like one from MIT's Technology Review magazine about ten years ago (unfortunately, the text doesn't seem to be online). The author was apparently mistaken in thinking that her story was obviously a hoax, as it ended up hitting the major newsfeeds and making national news. I wonder if anyone has double-checked AP's reporting on this...

  129. Re:Pot Belly Pig + Wooly Mamoth by schuster · · Score: 2

    I don't think so, haven't you hear that song "You Can't Splice Wooly Mamoth and Pot Belly Pig DNA"? If you want to try to get them in the mood, go ahead. I shudder to think of the amount of booze a wooly mamoth could hold though and I shudder even more when I think of what happens when it all comes back up.

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  130. Re:We already have problems with animals still ali by Hobbex · · Score: 2


    What exactly qualifies as a good reason to be extinct? Climate change? Having your food and or area taken over by another animal?

    What is the difference in whether that animal is man or some shitty rodant that started eating your eggs or another predator that was simply better than you?

    The whole guilt issue over extinction caused by man is really just another ego trip trying to justify us feeling special and different in some way. Well we are not: we are just another element of nature, playing its game like a million species before us.

    Its a shame when an animal goes extinct because there is much we can learn from, and of, that animal. This goes for any extinction - naked monkeys involved or not.

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  131. Position vacant... by Hobbex · · Score: 3


    So, fellow /.-ers, do we hear any takers for the position of computer nerd who builds system only he can manage and then sells everyone out only to be killed by a rather small acid spitting woolly mamoth?

    On the bright side you get to work in a cool 3D GUI and you can write code so sloppy that an eight year old kid can crack it!

    -
    /. is like a steer's horns, a point here, a point there and a lot of bull in between.

    1. Re:Position vacant... by vectro · · Score: 1

      The thing I want to know, is how come my UNIX box dosen't have a cool 3D GUI like that?

  132. Wooly Mammoth or Elephant? by CRB2500 · · Score: 1

    Assuming that they can create this thing and it come out with little defects. What is going to raise this thing? Most likely the elephant that hosted the embryo I guess. From what I know elephants are similar to human children that they require a lengthily period to grow up and learn much of their behavior from the parents.

    So all we can really learn about the mammoth is some facts about it's physiology and maybe some instinctual behavior that is unique to the mammoth.

    So even if the genetics are great we still won't know much more about the behavior of the mammoth.

    We'd get more info about animal behavior from simpler animals. How about bringing back the giant dragonflies?

  133. Not a good argument. by cmc · · Score: 1

    It seems to be more of a bad argument. It's a lot like "Why would you bring home a puppy when you can bring home a ravenous death plant?"

  134. Save the Spices! by ASCIIMan · · Score: 1

    Think how bland our food would be without any spices!!!

  135. Re:this is verY old news. by quadong · · Score: 1

    No it is not enough said. Point us to an older article or don't waste space on the comments page.

  136. Re:this is very old news. by quadong · · Score: 1

    Well, two things:

    This is not quite the same story. It says in the one you cite they would use elephant sperm to create an half-mammoth, half-elephant. The current article is talking about straight out cloning. However, you do have a point that it is not entirely new news.

    Not all intelligent people hear about all the news in all the topics and remember all of it, give us some slack, please.

  137. CLoning Target by zairius · · Score: 1

    I personally would hold out for something better to clone like maybe a Serra Angel.

  138. The pleasure of wool by Lucius+Lucanius · · Score: 1

    "Yeah! Who wants a stupid sheep when we could get a Wooly Mammoth?"

    I think you underestimate this naughty, lovable creature. Here, I present to you the most articulate explanation of why sheep is the Ultimate Mammal(TM)

    http://www.dotdotdot.net/pr0n/


    I sincerely hope your views will undergo a profound change.

    Thank you.

    L.

  139. How to tell the kids? by LeftZenRight · · Score: 1

    Seriously, you have a kid that has been reading for the last couple years that this great creature walked the Earth and is now dead. Then he goes and watches Sesame Street. So, when he goes to the zoo, which is it? They better post big signs: "Not a snufalufagus!" cause I can see some kid losing an arm over the whole thing. Of course it would be kinda fun to be the adult and say "I don't see anything?" ;)

  140. What do we do with all the cows? by kjots · · Score: 1

    One thing I've always wondered ... If the whole planet stops eating meat, what do we do with all the animals whose population is rapidly increasing, despite the large numbers killed by the meat industry every year?

  141. Re:A la 'Jurrassic Park'? by Cuthalion · · Score: 3

    The only ethical problem I see with this (assuming it works) is that they'll have created an animal that they don't really know how to care for very well.

    Does this really affect anything? Maybe we'll learn more about mammoths. What harm could it do? Well, the worst thing that seems likely to happen is that we make a unhealthy and unhappy mammoth, which would be unfortunate, but doesn't seem inherently evil to RISK that fate.

    For whatever reason mammoths died out, I don't think it makes a big difference. We're not restoring their species or anything - one specimen would hardly be adequate to repopulate anything, you need at least two (for mammals). I don't really think that matters though. If they died out because they're ill-adapted, it's going to be expensive to keep them alive. If they think it's worth it, I don't object to them expending their resources on this project.


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  142. Pot Belly Pig + Wooly Mamoth by [kilroy] · · Score: 2

    If we can clone a Wooly Mamoth why cant we cross the DNA of a Pot Belly Pig and a Wooly Mamoth and get a Pot Belly Mamoth! Muhahaha! And better yet give it 2 asses!

    1. Re:Pot Belly Pig + Wooly Mamoth by FunkMonkey#9 · · Score: 1
      I don't think so, haven't you hear that song "You Can't Splice Wooly Mamoth and Pot Belly Pig DNA"?

      Yeah, that was Loverboy, I think...

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  143. Re:Why stop there? by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

    In the 70's (I barely remember seeing the photos in the paper as a small child) A Japanese trawler caught something large in their nets. It was believed by some to be a dinosaur carcass, although some claimed it was a large sea turtle. Unfortunately, no definite claims either way can be made because the crew couldn't bear the stench and dropped the carcass overboard before it could be examined. These days you'll probably only here such claims made by groups like the Fortean Society, but I bring up this specific incident because I remember seeing a black&white photograph in a newspaper in the early 70's.

  144. Slightly off-topic cloning question by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

    OK, most of us are familiar with the arguments about shortened telomeres, etc. leading to premature aging of clones.(Someone needs to write a sci-fi story about that.)
    Anyhow, we hear about how cancer cells don't have that problem. Some people think you can build an organism from cancer cells, but then you just have a custom-built tumor.
    Here's my idea, I hope someone with more biochemistry knowledge can respond: Instead of modifying the dna with cancer genes, inject the corresponding mRNA into the cell. This produces the enzymes, you basically regenerate the telomeres and create a growing tumor.
    This is where things change: Because you used mRNA instead of DNA, the mRNA eventually breaks down. The enzymes are dispersed between the cells during replication, plus enzymes eventually become degraded. So at some point, The cells cease to be cancerous and revert to normal specialization and replication.

    Are there any obvious gaping flaws in this idea? I know how we've recently discovered how to add the necessary genes to human cells to cause cancer, how much of a stretch is it to just add the mRNA or perhaps the enzymes themselves?

  145. Re:We already have problems with animals still ali by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Although we already have a lot of animals that need help now it certainly wouldn't hurt to bring back a member of the megafauna. There aren't very many large land mammals left. Funny that most of them went extinct as homo sapiens experienced its first interglacial ? I think it is a reasonable possibility that humans had some hand in the original extinction of the mammoth, bringing them back could then be considered retroactive rescue attempt.

    Besides nothing much lives in the tundra areas even now. I'm sure the native people of those areas wouldn't mind the extra tourism.

    The reality is however, that even considering the rapid freezing there is bound to be considerable genetic damage.

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  146. A la 'Jurrassic Park'? by The+Hooloovoo · · Score: 1

    I think the question isn't "could we?", but "should we?". Coolness (pun intended) factor aside, this sounds like a pretty bad idea to me. This wasn't an animal that was killed off by greedy industries polluting its habitat, or by villainous poachers killing it for it's gallbladder, etc., but an animal that died out naturally. I think we should leave it that way.

    1. Re:A la 'Jurrassic Park'? by metalgeek · · Score: 1

      maybe they'll combine it with frog dna... then it can reproduce by itself... (or do I got my bio wrong?) then they'll run amuck and take over they island that that rich guy bought....

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  147. Is that NASA's money? by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if this isn't a cruel joke from people who would rather we not be able to lift off this rock. Space corrupts absolutely I suppose.

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  148. Re: do you have dna samples of plants that cure by TummyX · · Score: 1

    cancer or anything for that matter?
    No.

    They have dna from wooley mammoths cause some were frozen.

  149. Re:/. all rolled up in one by Money__ · · Score: 1

    /.post#4

    Openwolly in 2.3 . . yea. yea. yea. we could Beowulf them muthas.

  150. /. all rolled up in one by Money__ · · Score: 2

    /.post#1

    I bet the black helicopters are behind this. The big Wolly Mamouth, Mr. Shufulufagas, comes to visit cute little school kids and out pops drunken waco ATF agents, smoking Ruby Ridge cigars, and HRF gun the local school LAN.

    /.post#2

    I bet Bill Gates is behind all this. Wolly 1.0b is just vaporware to mask that fact the Micros~1 doesn't have coherant software service portal stratagy.

    /.post#3

    I hear Linus is going to incoporate OpenWolly in 2.3 ;)

  151. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by MDX-F1 · · Score: 2

    If science _really_ is ready to bring back extint animals, it's a shame it's not focusing all it's efforts (and resources) on not letting people (esp. children, of course) die of chickenpox (or any stupid and easily preventable desease you'd like to imagine).

    Yes, but different scientists always have and always will focus on different things. I understand what you're saying, but you can apply this to any situation, such as "Why do we waste money on a space program when we don't have a cure for AIDS?" I don't think you can really look at scientists as a monolithic group who would be better off if they all focused on one problem at a time.

  152. Don't think this will mean the return of a species by Fyndlorn · · Score: 1

    The cloned animals won't really be able to mate, even assuming we have a couple of Male and female WR's that won't be enough for them to procreate and potentially bring the species back. It would be really just an oddity, something we can say "We did that" about. So, why not?

  153. nope by crete · · Score: 1

    I agree, it became extinct for a reason. God or science. Please don't clone at all.

  154. what the hell are you talking about? by crete · · Score: 1

    It's all a conspiracy against you, isn't it?

  155. in the dark by crete · · Score: 1

    Some pretty rational arguments. But I still don't see a reason to. There is nothing wrong with the pursuit of knowledge however And I would love to learn more about them (what, why, how)

  156. Why stop there? by EvilSoloman · · Score: 1

    One has to wonder if there are significant frozen specimens of other animals - dire wolves and sabre-toothed tigers come to mind. The latter might be a mistake; those kitties actively hunted humans. And people complain about cuegers *shiver*.

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  157. Prevention vs. Reversal by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 2

    I heard of a similar project before for Tasmanian wolves, and that particular article brought up a good point. Why spend all this money on the possibility of bringing back one species, on a limited basses, instead of putting that money into saving many of the spices we already have that are near extinction? I mean it's pretty much common sense that saving a spices that already exists is going to cost less than a spices already dead, and that kind of money could go a long way for that cause.

    I guess, like a certain Spealberg movie mentioned here a few times before, it's purely capitalistic. They care nothing about what they are doing and just want to make money.

  158. Specialty Restaurant by dyslexia · · Score: 1

    Just think of the commercial possibilities of a restaurant featuring the meat of an extinct species. Now if i can just get Dodo eggs for breakfast......

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  159. Interesting, but it won't work by MaximumBob · · Score: 3
    It's an interesting idea, and there's no good reason not to do it, but it won't work. cloned animals tend to show a lot of genetic defects in the first place. An animal that has been dead this long, even frozen, has almost certainly taken some genetic damage. That could only magnify the problems that exist with cloning live animals.

    Of course, they could just fill in those gaps with DNA from frogs...

    1. Re:Interesting, but it won't work by bonoboy · · Score: 1

      Well yes, but you seem to be sitting there typing on a computer. Why exactly are you not building robotic arms for handicapped children? Science is there for more than one reason. Why must people pigeonhole biology into medicine, its bastard offspring?

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  160. McMammoth burgers by e2gle · · Score: 2

    I can't wait till we start mass producing these bad boys. Imagine all the new products! McMammoth burgers, Mammoth leather jackets, Mammoth fur coats, carved Mammoth tusks, the "new Buick LeSabre, with all Mammoth interior", the list is endless. I can't wait for the circus to come to town and have mammoth rides for the kiddies. And I really want a lucky mammoth foot key chain.

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  161. This story is TWO MONTHS OLD!!! by tanstaafl · · Score: 0

    Go here for the original...sheesh.