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  1. I wonder how many passports will have an accident on UK Government Passes ID Card Bill · · Score: 1

    Seeing as a passport lasts 10 years, I wonder how many will be falling into shreaders / spontaneously combusting before the ID database is set-up, requiring a replacement without regestering.

    The problem is not the ID card it's the database, so the deadline to avoid registering has still not moved.

    Then again knowing the history of government IT projects the database MIGHT be functional with valid data by 2050 (admittedly valid data for 2010 and only for people who were over 75 at the time, but at least it's 'valid') having only cost the country three times it's GNP. However the junk mail industry will be very happy with the full lists that were leaked to them, organised crime will have new earner and the anyone not working in those two sectors will be working for the civil service maintaining the data.

    Or am I just being cynical?

  2. The jobs that never get advertised on What Do You Want in a Job Website? · · Score: 1

    An advert for a job that I can get over paid for while not actually having to work. The only ones I've found seem to require being elected, knowing someone or mystically getting on the board of a company (How the heck do these people get those directorships that require 1 day a week 'work' and pay six figures?).

  3. Re:Alternatives on Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do we have to wait till they're dead though?

  4. A corporation gone bad..nothing to see here on Google Plans To Destroy Unindexed Information · · Score: 1

    Lets be honest? Hell an ethical company is like the easter bunny (possibly exists though unlikely, but why?).

    They are like ethical banks...think hens teeth.

  5. Re:Queen to Rook 1 on Businesses To Be Censored on Use of Olympics · · Score: 1

    Naw the queen's a german.

  6. Re:It's for the children! on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    For love of god please do!

  7. Stuck record? on U.S. Won't Let Go of DNS · · Score: 1

    Am I alone in comming to the conclusion the the eds are realy not checking stuff.

    Oh yeah the refence about is a refence to a very old media distrobution methord.

    So I can't speel, I am lsydexic

  8. Re:Try this on Google Adds Satellite Imagery for the World · · Score: 1

    Arrrg sorry slash code strikes again type in *CITY*, shithole

  9. Try this on Google Adds Satellite Imagery for the World · · Score: 1

    type in the location as , shithole

    Some one doesn't like some places.

  10. It's getting chilly here on Apple to Use Intel Chips? · · Score: 1

    It's getting chilly here.

    Satan.

  11. Re:Where's Edinburgh? on Google Maps, Local Expand To UK · · Score: 1

    I recon it's intentional.... they had a crack team of weegies (glasgow types) working one it.

  12. Re:Who cares? The OS is a COMMODITY... on Novell Swings Back at Ballmer · · Score: 1
    Why do people get so worked up about something as completely trivial as the choice of operating systems?

    Good point! So emacs or vi?

  13. Re:Criminals are stupid on Warez Suspect To Be Extradited, After All · · Score: 1
    I guess criminals really are stupid.

    Correction, the criminals that get CAUGHT are stupid, you don't here about the smart ones (unless they get elected and/or get very rich).

  14. Re:Sighs... on Linux for iPod Matures · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your right, but the ability to run VI is an essential.

    *ducks*

  15. Re:Landers on Mars Express Confirms Water on Mars · · Score: 1

    Naw, we too busy trying to find the hole our lander fell down.

  16. Re:Don't jump on Mars Rover Sniffs First Hint of Water? · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows you don't get rats on mars, only Llamas. so it's Llama piss.

  17. Re:I'd love to go... on Longest Physics Lecture in History? · · Score: 1

    Since when was going to a lecture and sleeping mutually exclusive?

  18. Re:So basically... on Caffeine May Reduce Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    So if you spend your time wired and drunk, you won't get Alzheimers.Hmmmm but you still won't remeber anything so it's kinda pointless....... What am I saying, an excuse to get drunk for medical reasons!

  19. Re:Eric Yang, Sociopath? on Apple Still Says No To Aqua-Like Themes · · Score: 1

    > . Sorry to have started yet another pointless Slashdot thread. :)

    Erm you mean there are threads on slashdot that HAVE a point?.....Where?

  20. (LISP(is(not)))(obsolete ) on KOffice 1.1 Rolls Out · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (peope(still)(use))(it(from)(time(to(time))))

  21. Re:a SERIOUS thread... on Protect Your Computer From Theft · · Score: 1

    >self-destruct mechanisms... if the computer password is typed incorrectly, the entire computer is designed to destroy its own key components

    Heck use more explosives and take the room out...hmmm couple of pounds should do the trick.

    Hmmm a machine that nobody EVER get's the password wrong more than 3 times in a row......heck nice remote LART.

  22. Re:I pity ....but it's an improvement on the 60s on Australians to Build Spaceport on Christmas Island · · Score: 1

    If I recall (probably wrongly) didn't the UK test a few nukes there in the 60s? If they can survive that I don't think a space port is going to bother them too much.

  23. Re:_Complicity_ is much better on The Business · · Score: 1

    Complicity is really good if you live in Edinburgh (where most of it is based), though most of the places are not mentioned by name, you know them....heck the you know the guy used to work for the Scotsman paper, from his discription of the "fictional" paper the main charitor works for.

  24. Re:Get your facts straight. on The Business · · Score: 1

    Erm He's Scots not English and they are the same person.

  25. Re:why source? on Linux 2.4.3 Released · · Score: 1

    >I understand that for some people it is handy to have source code around, but why are kernels always distributed as source:

    Quiet simply to allow people to configure the kernel so they only compile + link what they need for thier hardware, etc

    I personally rarly use the generic kernels that come with distros.