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  1. The perfect Roach Bot on Robots to Rid Us of Cockroaches? · · Score: 1
    It behaves like a cockroach. It smells like a cockroach. It is accepted by other cockroaches. But it is not a cockroach.

    Reese Roach: The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new. They look roach. Sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait 'til he moved on you before I could zero him.
    Sarah Roach: Hey, I'm not stupid, y'know. They can't build anything like that yet.
    Reese Roach: No. Not yet. Not for about forty years.

  2. Re:Radio is Light! *gasp* on An Interplanetary Laser Communications System · · Score: 1
    So what do you say is visible?

    Photonic forms of energy. Radio is not photonic, therefore is not visible. You can't shine a beam of light across a stretch of wire and get a current. They are different.

  3. Good News on The Economist on Patent Reform · · Score: 5, Funny
    business-method' patents, granting for the first time patent monopolies simply for new ways of doing business

    I'm going to patent the business model of treating employees like shit. Then I'll sue every company for patent infringement.

  4. OggVorbis Support? on Creative Zen Micro Ships Today · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Does anyone know if this thing will work with Linux?

    More importantly, does it work with OggVorbis? Apparently not. :-(

  5. Alaska votes for Bush on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1
    Alaska voted for Bush, so I say drill 'em hard.

  6. That's great!!!! on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 1, Funny
    U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System

    Cuz I've got cable.

  7. Yeah and... on Hannu H. Kari Gives The Internet 2 More Years · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... when Y2K hits the world will end... oh wait...

  8. Dave Thomas on Programming Ruby: The Pragmatic Programmers' Guide · · Score: 2, Funny
    a founding father of the English Ruby community...

    ... and hamburgers

  9. That must be one big database on Senate Wants Database Dragnet · · Score: 2, Funny
    Where do I send my resume for that DBA job?

  10. I protest... on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 1
    sacked by open source-touting bandits

    I am not a bandit. I prefer swashbuckling buckaneer thank you.

  11. Re:repeat on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Worked for me...

    Apparently not.

  12. I know... on Star Wars TV Show, And An Unmade Trilogy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't know if I should be happy or scared

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  13. Estimate? on How Well Do You Estimate? · · Score: 1
    Estimation is for slackers. I always use a tollerance of +-0.0

  14. study sponsor on Body and Brains of Gamers Probed · · Score: 2, Funny
    The sponsor of this study was the same group that determined that in general people do not like being stabbed in the eye.

  15. Won't work on me on Caller ID Falsification Service · · Score: 4, Funny
    My phone blocks all callerIDs that are not PGP signed.

  16. How does one predict fear? on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have never understood the markets. They appear to have nothing to do with the performance of a company and everything to do with the moodyness of investors. It seems like every day I hear on the radio that a particular company beat wall street expectations, yet the stock price fell anyway. Or that gas prices are going up because of the fear that there might be a disruption and not a real disruption. How does one model fear? It seems to me that markets are nothing more than a scam.

  17. Security? on IT's Musical Habits · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... and Security goes for The Dead.

    So... security is stoned. That certainly gives me the warm and fuzzies.

  18. True purpose of computing on Alan Kay Decries the State of Computing · · Score: 0, Redundant
    The true purpose of computing is to turn bits into other bits. In this regard computing is performing admirably.

  19. Re:And the lesson is ... on Software Companies - Merge or Die? · · Score: 1
    Mod parent up, this is sooo true. I used to work for a private company and left to join the dot com roller coaster for 5 years. Well, I am now back at that private company and it is the most stable company I have ever worked for. In fact most of the people I used to work with are still here. I think a key component is that upper management is planning for 3-4 years from now. You don't get that with a board of directors whose only concern is the end of the quarter.

  20. In related news... on Microsoft Patents The Body Bus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Microsoft sues Mother Nature over patent infringment for striking a golfer dead with lightning.

  21. Outdoors? on War Kayaking · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...to sometimes partake in outdoor activity

    Where is this outdoors you speak of?

  22. Galileo / GPS compatibility on EU and US Agree on Galileo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My impression from the article is that they want Galileo to interoperate with GPS. Does anyone know if this means that Galileo will work with existing GPS devices and that there will basically just be 60 GPS satelites in orbit? Or is it a completely seperate system that will require devices that support both? I'm hoping on the former.

  23. Danger!!!! on The Future of Optical Fibre · · Score: 1
    The computer program combines two patterns to create a third fibre 'offspring'

    We must kill it before it develops language skills!!

  24. Re:Launch services! on Preview of Moon-To-Mars Report · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is a great step in the right direction

    Perhaps, but if these private firms run security at their launch facilities like the airlines do at the airport, we are going to have rockets flying into stuff instead of planes.

    But it really isn't their fault. They would be running a business and security costs money which eats at the bottom line. The natural thing to do is to cut it. And there in lies the problem.

  25. Lucas should take note on Realistic Human Graphics Look Creepy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now I know why the band in Jabba's palace look alot better than Jar Jar. According to this article one is more likely to cut the muppets more slack than computer animation. So Lucas should take note and go back to muppets.