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AutoZone Responds To SCO

loftis writes "Groklaw is reporting that AutoZone has responded to The SCO Group's Lawsuit. Here is a link to the Groklaw community's discussion where you can find all the filings in raw form. Here is a text copy of the filing without amendments. AutoZone has pretty much said to the court, SCO has to prove 1) they own the code, and 2) that Linux infringes. Since SCO is litigating these two issues in other cases, they ought to wait until those questions are answered. Or, they say, 'If we cannot wait, we need SCO to tell us what we are infringing upon with specificity.' Since we know how SCO will answer the second question, and the court likely will too, since they amended the filings from SCO v IBM and SCO v RedHat and SCO v Novell, it seems to me (IANAL) that they should get to wait."

275 comments

  1. Isn't it obvious? by phaetonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pep Boys is funding SCO with cash!

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by hal9000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, Pep Boys is funding Microsoft with cash.

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    2. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your Baystar are belong to us!

    3. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose it's possible. I'm not a big fan of Pep Boys...and would even venture to paint them in the same light as Microsoft in their evil.

      Any Pep Boys I've ever gone to has slime for employees/managers who charge comparatively higher prices for services and recommend quite a few of those services. When you're an automotive idiot like I am, you're at the mercy of the mechanics. There's only hope that they're not out to rip you off. Unfortunately, everytime I've visited a Pep Boys, I've found cheaper rates/quotes/services elsewhere.

      Thankfully, there are alternatives.

    4. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Associate · · Score: 1

      Pep Boys sold me the wrong spark plugs for my truck. Said the engine's inablility to run was a feature.

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      Someone hates these cans.
  2. Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't they just send over Jesse and the boys to do some mods on the SCO folks?

    1. Re:Jesse by Flashpot · · Score: 1

      Why play softball. Call their friends at AOL TopSpeed and sic Paul (Sr.) Teutul after them.

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    2. Re:Jesse by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ventura? Jackson? James? Helms? Who are you talking about?

    3. Re:Jesse by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Made me think of Custer (of Preacher fame). But after some of the things he did to people in the comic, I'm not sure I'd wish that on someone ;)

    4. Re:Jesse by Skater · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jesse James - the guy in the Autozone commercials. He's also the "host" of Monster Garage on Discovery. ("Host" is loosely defined here.)

      --RJ

    5. Re:Jesse by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Ventura? Jackson? James? Helms? Who are you talking about?

      One of these things is not like the other.
      One of these things does not belong.

      Answer: Jesse James. He's the only one worth voting for!

    6. Re:Jesse by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I'm not familiar with the commercials or "Monster Garage". Are you talking about a caricature of the infamous 19th century Old West bandit (which is what I was referring to), or is there some real guy who also happens to be named Jesse James who hosts this show and is on the commercials? Thanks, and I apologize for my ignorance.

    7. Re:Jesse by jcenters · · Score: 1

      Uncle Jesse from Full House. He's not one to fuck with.

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    8. Re:Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a real guy who is on the show and commercials.

      Coincidentally, he is a descendent of the Old West outlaw.

    9. Re:Jesse by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      man that made me laugh out loud. Yea Uncle Jesse is one tough mofo, best not be all up in his grill yo@!

      Too funny.

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    10. Re:Jesse by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, lot of guys claim to be descendants of the notorious JJ.

      It's kind of like how every red headed girl from Virginia I meet claims to be descended from Pocahantas!

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    11. Re:Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point taken. I should have said "claimed to be".

    12. Re:Jesse by Skater · · Score: 1

      The second one. He's a direct descendent of the "lengendary outlaw", according to Monster Garage.

      --RJ

    13. Re:Jesse by cluckshot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since I live near Athens Alabama where Frank and Jessie James were born (The Outlaws you refered to ) and near Huntsville where Frank and Jessie got started in their trouble making I also know a little bit about them. I know he died in Mo. (Jessie James bandit) I know that the brothers lived for some time in Nashville, Tn. I also know I bought carpet in 1985 from a "James Carpets" which was run by a "Jessie James" who was a relative of the famous guy and this Jessie had a brother named Frank.

      His decendants have quite a liking for the family name and famous first names. The "Monster Garage" guy claims he is a decendant.

      If I told you that I once did business with Huey, Dewy and Lewy Duck you would be sure I was lying ... I am not! They are local characters too but not cartoon ones.

      Life is just funny thats all.

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    14. Re:Jesse by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Are sure we hate Darl that much?

      On second thought yes yes we are. :)

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    15. Re:Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Rebecca also made that decision last week as well. No more fucking with Jesse.

    16. Re:Jesse by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Those posers really infuriate those of us who really are descendants of Jesse James.....

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    17. Re:Jesse by 3dr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They mislead with "direct".

      The current vehicle customizer is a direct descendent of the *nephew* of the old Jesse James. But it makes for mo bettah TeeVee for him to be a direct, criminal bad boy. Ooh, The Drama! (/me clasps hands together)

    18. Re:Jesse by Flashpot · · Score: 1

      It's not so much hate as it is derision for those who talk such trash and bring nothing to the table.

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    19. Re:Jesse by Drathos · · Score: 1

      If I told you that I once did business with Huey, Dewy and Lewy Duck you would be sure I was lying ... I am not! They are local characters too but not cartoon ones.

      I for one would believe you..

      I used to have a neighbor named Donald Qwak. Everyone in the neighborhood called him Donald Duck. It got to the point that he'd introduce himself that way at summer picnics.

      One year, we found out once that two of his nephews were Huey and Louis (named after the singer, not the cartoon characters). Louis was rather annoyed by everyone calling Luey that summer..

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    20. Re:Jesse by Mark+Pitman · · Score: 1

      I met a woman from Tennesee who's maiden name was Duck and she had a brother named Donald. I just couldn't believe his parents did that to him!

    21. Re:Jesse by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Bubba will be doing that after they finally go to prison.

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    22. Re:Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's some funny shit. But you should have posted it AC!

    23. Re:Jesse by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      I am what I am. I never post AC.

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    24. Re:Jesse by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      Thats the problem, "being a descendant" is an exponential funcion. Everyone is the descendant of a few famous historical figures. I know descendants of lincoln, john wilkes booth, napolean, and my mom says her great great uncle was gaby hays.

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    25. Re:Jesse by AnonymousKev · · Score: 1
      All I know about Bush is I had a job when Clinton was president.

      You were 4 years younger too. Should you blame aging on Bush? Go to Google (or Wikipedia) and look up the logical fallacy called "post hoc ergo propter hoc"

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    26. Re:Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you meant Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard!

    27. Re:Jesse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have named him Daffy...

    28. Re:Jesse by technos · · Score: 1

      He's also the only one that is dead. :/

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    29. Re:Jesse by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Jesse James is the host of the hit TV show, "Monster Garage". He owns West Coast Choppers, and does commercials for Auto Zone. He is a up and coming minor celebrity as well, for his excellent auto and motorcycle work, as well as his "bad boy" (but not too bad) image.

      Its a pretty cool TV show.

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  3. Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Someone really needs to start a live counter of SCOs legal costs..

    1. Re:Ok.. by donnyspi · · Score: 1

      make sure to use a datatype that can handle that big a number :)

    2. Re:Ok.. by zx75 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got -15683... but I think my counter rolled over.

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    3. Re:Ok.. by xargoon · · Score: 0

      Use unsigned long longs instead of signed long longs.

    4. Re:Ok.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got -15683... but I think my counter rolled over.

      You'll need this then, particularly when IBM counter-sue for exemplary damages. ;)

    5. Re:Ok.. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it'll be pretty high, since they seem to be getting funded from Microsoft now...

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    6. Re:Ok.. by macrom · · Score: 1

      I think I know your problem -- you used a 64-bit unsigned integer instead of a 128-bit unsigned interger.

      If you laughed at that, quit reading and go back to your code.

    7. Re:Ok.. by bjb · · Score: 1

      I'm sure someone is, and it will be used in future publicity to state that the cost of "ownership" for Linux is higher than another operating system :-)

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  4. when will we see proof? by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is taking forever, the longer SCO drags this out, the more companies will be afraid of using Linux. When does this cross the line of being a lawsuit, to being racketeering? Am I being unreasonable? When they first went to court, why didn't SCO just put all the cards on the table? Is it because they don't have any cards to show?

    CVB

    1. Re:when will we see proof? by clandaith · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is taking forever, the longer SCO drags this out, the more companies will be afraid of using Linux.


      Isn't this SCO and their funders primary goal?

    2. Re:when will we see proof? by kwandar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the longer this drags out, the more SCO spends in legal fees, and the quicker their ultimate financial demise takes place.

      With SCO now fighting on multiple fronts, they are likely to run out of cash before anything but the IBM suit, gets to court. And that suit will eat them alive.

      As for companies afraid to use Linux due to SCO's legal shenanigans, I haven't encountered any - have you?! That is surely the worst news for SCO to hear, as their tactic is in essence, legal terrorism.

    3. Re:when will we see proof? by jackbird · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'd say the opposite - the tone in AutoZone's filing is pretty dismissive, especially for a legal pleading. DaimlerChrysler is similarly unimpressed, SCO's investors want their money back, and the real digging is now in following the money trail and guessing whether or not IBM is going to get the BSD case unsealed.

      The truth is coming to light (thanks in large part to Groklaw) even outside the geek community.

    4. Re:when will we see proof? by AntiOrganic · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Isn't this SCO and their funders primary goal?

      Not quite. If you follow the news regarding SCO, BayStar wanted to pull their investment because they didn't think SCO was investing enough resources in the IP lawsuits, and wanted them to all but entirely ditch their Unix "business." Unless they really are being paid by companies with vested interests in Linux's demise, like Microsoft, they want people to use Linux; that's more people to sue.
    5. Re:when will we see proof? by glassesmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From footnote 8:
      • "SCO defines these written materials as part of the "Copyrighted Materials" that includes various versions of the UNIX code. .... [snip] ... If SCO is alleging that the written materials served as the inspiration for Linux, SCO's claims would be subject to dismissal under the Copyright Act because the copying of ideas is not actionable under the Copyright Act. 17 U.S.C. 102(b)

      So if you have software copyrights, I can claim I didn't steal your code, just your ideas!?! (I'm not talking about Linux in this case, just in general, that seems to be what the lawyers are saying)
    6. Re:when will we see proof? by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Absofraginglutely! Otherwise Xerox would have been able to sue Apple and Microsoft - and the author of the first commercial FTP client would have been able to sue every other commercial FTP client, etc etc

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    7. Re:when will we see proof? by 74nova · · Score: 1

      i sure hope youre right on all your points

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    8. Re:when will we see proof? by RT+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think the longer this drags on, the worse it is for SCO. They only have finite money (and some people already want that money back), eventualy they will be unable to finance continued litigation.

      Linux, and OSS in general, does not seem to be suffering a significant (or even noticable) negative backlash from all of this, if anything it has been free publicity.

    9. Re:when will we see proof? by nocomment · · Score: 1

      actually since FTP is a standard protocol that is untrue. As for the xeronx thing Apple gave xeron stocks in exchange for the right to use it (granted it was piddily in comparison). And Apple _did_ sue microsoft. IIRC in windows 2.0 M$ even had a "Trash " icon. Later to be renamed to "Recycle Bin" as a result of that lawsuit (among other things).

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    10. Re:when will we see proof? by daVinci1980 · · Score: 3, Interesting


      This actually brings up an interesting problem with the Linux development model.

      Because the development group is a (relatively) rag tag bunch of people who send code in, there isn't really an organization than can countersue companies like SCO for defamation, slander and libel.

      Which is what any normal company would be doing to SCO right now.

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    11. Re:when will we see proof? by Luguber123 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, why is it that SCO are even allowed to keep the infringing code secret. If they could show it on the first day they announced it, the Linux community would have no chance to 'hide' the code that infringes, the Linux code is public and have allways been public. I really don't see this happening anywhere else. If this copyright have any meaning at all then people should atleast get to know what the heck is copyrighted. If somebody told me that that one of the notes on my guitar is copyrighted, then I'd like to know so that my grandchildren didn't have to pay for my copyright violations.
      If anybody knew they where running SCO code they would remove or replace it.
      SCO is activly profiting on a false claim, that is the only possibility, what else can it be?
      In the rest of the world the copyright holder would want the violator to stop distributing his material, so they could sell it them self instead.
      Is there any reason why SCO can't do that?..

    12. Re:when will we see proof? by peragrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actaully we can get one better.

      Class Action Lawsuits

      Piss off enough people so everybody or at least a major perctage joins a Class Action lawsuit, you can get tons more cash. Hey who says you don't get paid for being an Open Source Developer. It is also a lot harder to hide from a Class Action Lawsuit, rather than againist one enemy

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    13. Re:when will we see proof? by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's exactly right. Otherwise everything would be a monopoly owned by the first guy who thought of it.

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    14. Re:when will we see proof? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Piss off enough people so everybody or at least a major perctage joins a Class Action lawsuit, you can get tons more cash.

      Sure, we could try something like this with SCO, but keep in mind, they will probably be dead before such an approach could get off the ground, and, if not, they would most likely have very little money left to extract. I think the best approach is to let IBM et al. suck them dry and let the winds of time blow them away.

      To me, the real question is: After SCO is drawn and quartered by IBM, and left out for the carrion eaters, will Darl and Blake ever work in software again? Who would touch them?

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    15. Re:when will we see proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind one of their biggest investors funding their warchest, BayStar, has (or is in the process of) pulling out of their deal. I'm sure that might say something about the credibility of SCO, at least in the eyes of PHBs.

    16. Re:when will we see proof? by Bz3rk · · Score: 0

      SCO won't run out of money, I'm sure MiSCOsoft is sending them millions under the table.

    17. Re:when will we see proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The companies trying to make money from linux will countersue. Companies that use Linux as their income, such as Redhat, Novell, and IBM to an extent, should all countersue for defamation. The only problem is I'm not sure they would get much since SCO might go bankrupt if they don't win something soon.

    18. Re:when will we see proof? by KingFatty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps in time it will be recognized that SCO is the *BEST* thing that could have happened to Linux... Microsoft will eventually slap themselves in the forehead for their support of SCO. SCO is providing the flame for the Linux phoenix... after the flame dies down, the phoenix will rise, more powerful than ever. The phoenix will just look like a penguin, of course. Any attention is good attention. Think of how many more people know about Linux after all the SCO FUD? When the FUD goes away with SCO, Linux will explode. Look how the Napster beat-down turned everyone onto music sharing (via Gnutella etc.)

    19. Re:when will we see proof? by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

      well hopefully there will be an SEC investigation and Darl will be working in the license plate manufacturing industry.

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    20. Re:when will we see proof? by FroBugg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Exactly.

      If the ideas in your software are original enough that you need to worry about them being copied, then you should apply for a patent.

    21. Re:when will we see proof? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      What are you saying? That pure ideas should be copyrightable?

      If that's the case, then... wow, we have to throw away EVERYTHING WE HAVE EVER DONE. Hey! Isn't that a linked list there? That was someone else's idea!

      No, of course that's not the case. Ideas can only be protected by trade secret and patents, patents supposedly only covering implementations of ideas.

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    22. Re:when will we see proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's like saying "If you find some rich kids lost pet, you should hide it and tell him to offer a reward".

      [before acusing me of flamebait, tell me why it's not the same]

      IMHO If the ideas in your software are original enough, you should publish it openly and enjoy the fame and respect this will bring you.

    23. Re:when will we see proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the development group is a (relatively) rag tag bunch of people who send code in, there isn't really an organization than can countersue companies like SCO for defamation, slander and libel.

      No, it means that there are multiple organisations that can sue SCO. Like IBM, Redhat, and whatever those orgs in Australia and Germany were.

    24. Re:when will we see proof? by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 1
      Actually, the longer this drags out, the more SCO spends in legal fees, and the quicker their ultimate financial demise takes place.

      Uh, the longer it takes, the quicker it will go? I'm a little confused.

      So, if the lawsuits take ten years to resolve, then SCO will be gone in six months, but if the lawsuits take six months to resolve (to the total humilation and destruction of SCO), then SCO will linger for a decade?

    25. Re:when will we see proof? by kuma_act · · Score: 1

      I think it is fairly likely that Autozone's motion for a stay will be granted in this case. First, SCO admitted in its motion to dismiss in the Red Hat case that "[t]he previously filed SCO v. IBM Case addresses most, if not all, of the issues of copyright infringement and misappropriation" and that "[i]f these issues are decided against SCO in that case, then Red Hat's lawsuit becomes unnecessary." That motion was denied, but, interestingly enough, the judge in that case used the same reasoning, that the core matters are already at issue in another Federal District Court case, to stay the case sua sponte (For those who haven't brushed up on their legalese: sua sponte means the court did it on its own, without motion by either party).

    26. Re:when will we see proof? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind though, their investors want their money back because they think SCO isn't focused INTENSELY ENOUGH on lawsuits.

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    27. Re:when will we see proof? by Murf_E · · Score: 1

      well so far I haven't been afraid of using copyrighted software without a license and many small businesses don't either since paying for all their copies of MS Office would be rediculous for the actually return they would get. So most people wouldn't even look at the legality if they wanted to switch. If they were that informed they would know the SCO is just trying to pull something.

      yes I think that those companies should use openOffice but no one wants to train them or explain the difference at least not me

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    28. Re:when will we see proof? by tsg · · Score: 2, Informative
      So if you have software copyrights, I can claim I didn't steal your code, just your ideas!?!

      According to Copyright Law:

      S 102. Subject matter of copyright: In general

      (a) Copyright protection subsists, in accordance with this title, in original works of authorship fixed in any tangible medium of expression, now known or later developed, from which they can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device. Works of authorship include the following categories:

      (1) literary works;

      (2) musical works, including any accompanying words;

      (3) dramatic works, including any accompanying music;

      (4) pantomimes and choreographic works;

      (5) pictorial, graphic, and sculptural works;

      (6) motion pictures and other audiovisual works;

      (7) sound recordings; and

      (8) architectural works.

      (b) In no case does copyright protection for an original work of authorship extend to any idea, procedure, process, system, method of operation, concept, principle, or discovery, regardless of the form in which it is described, explained, illustrated, or embodied in such work.[emphasis mine]


      Ideas are not protected. Only the expression of the idea.
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    29. Re:when will we see proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's firebird, err, firefox.

    30. Re:when will we see proof? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I have been wondering that for a long time. They won't ever be able to come near an Open Source company. As for the Closed Source ones, maybe a place full of idiots like Green Hills. Darl and company where ever they go will still be hated, and any company that brings them into their fold will be fought againist.

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    31. Re:when will we see proof? by leadsling · · Score: 1

      If they could show it on the first day they announced it, the Linux community would have no chance to 'hide' the code that infringes, the Linux code is public and have allways been public.

      How would the "infringing" code been "hidden"? If there is copied code in the kernel, there are plenty of locations using older code that proof would be easy. Even now on message boards across the country, people talk about their Red Hat 6 installs. In fact, you could probably go into any book store that has Linux books and find a Red Hat book with version 7 that has disks with it. If the code is there, say something. If not, STOP IT!!!

    32. Re:when will we see proof? by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      The better question, is why hasn't the court thrown the case out if they refuse to show evidence for this long? Somebody needs to wake up here.

    33. Re:when will we see proof? by John+Starks · · Score: 1

      "IMHO If the ideas in your software are original enough, you should publish it openly and enjoy the fame and respect this will bring you."

      Hahahaha. That's a good one. Have fun making a living, chump.

    34. Re:when will we see proof? by Luguber123 · · Score: 1

      If the code is there, say something. If not, STOP IT!!!

      Pretty much my point, the examples I gave where strictly hypotetical.. I mean.. There must be some logic out there.. :)

    35. Re:when will we see proof? by gbulmash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In no case does copyright protection for an original work of authorship extend to any idea, procedure, process, system, method of operation, concept, principle, or discovery, regardless of the form in which it is described, explained, illustrated, or embodied in such work.

      No, that's apparently what patents are for (JPEG, one-click, etc). Based on the way they're granting patents and the low bar for inventiveness, I could probably patent the sandwich.

      The invention improves the ease of manipulation of meats and other foodstuffs by placing them between two slices of bread. The process is as follows:

      1. Place 2 (two) slices of bread on an even surface

      2. Using a knife or other spreading utensil, apply condiments to bread slices

      3. Place foodstuffs such as meats, cheeses, and vegetables on one slice of bread. This slice of bread plus condiments and foodstuffs is to be called "the sandwich base".

      4. Lift second slice of bread that is unencumbered by foodstuffs, rotate 180 (one-hundred and eighty) degrees, and place atop the sandwich base.

      5. Press top down firmly.

      The resulting product is called "a sandwich". It may be eaten as is or sliced in half for improved presentation or manipulation.

      And there you have it...

      - Greg

    36. Re:when will we see proof? by tsg · · Score: 1

      No, that's apparently what patents are for (JPEG, one-click, etc).

      The patent office is currently in grant-it-and-let-someone-else-tell-us-it's-no-good mode.

      I could probably patent the sandwich.

      2. Using a knife or other spreading utensil, apply condiments to bread slices


      That would infringe upon my bread-buttering patent.

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    37. Re:when will we see proof? by thisgooroo · · Score: 1
      will Darl and Blake ever work in software again?

      they are currently working for what used to be a software company, but did they ever work in software?

    38. Re:when will we see proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly why people should stop talking about "intellectual property"; the term is so vague, it creates invalid assumptions about what kind of things are protected. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if at some point in the SCO fiasco, SCO executives actually believed that they owned Unix in some broad and non-specific sense and that their complaints were credible. Simply by the logic "we bought it, so we own it", without thinking about what specific rights they actually have.

  5. used to waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    have you ever gone to autozone? they keep you waiting for years before someone finally decides to help you. i think SCO saw this one coming

    1. Re:used to waiting by svallarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but at least when they do answer your question, they get it right.

      Unlike their competition, advance auto parts...which sold me the wrong size of belts (twice) and also the incorrect set of spark plugs (once).

      Of course, the average age of employees might have something to do with it. (advance = 17, autozone = 30)

      Steven V.

      --
      I patented screwing your mom. But it got revoked for "prior art."
    2. Re:used to waiting by john82 · · Score: 1

      Having a bad experience the first two times, you went back to Autozone a third time because ... ?

    3. Re:used to waiting by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Are you insane? I've gotten the wrong part probably 50% of the time I go there. I get something, return home and attempt to install it, notice it doesn't fit, bring the original part back to Autozone with me, show them which part they gave me, and what I need. They're nice about giving me the correct part, but they need to fix the packaging problems.

    4. Re:used to waiting by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Because the 17 year old female employees are much more attractive than to 30 yo AutoZone employees.

    5. Re:used to waiting by moitz · · Score: 1

      Quick Autozone rant/props.

      While working on my car, I found I needed a new O2 sensor. Headed out to Honda found out that they wanted $280 for one for my car (1992 Honda Civic VX 1.5L VTEC-E). Off to Autozone. For $59.99, they gave me the Bosch universal sensor that was listed for my car. Back home to splice the wiring into my old harness, and I find that the new one not only does not contain instructions for my particular car, but it also seems to be about 2 wires short (original is a 5-wire heated, replacement is a 3-wire). Rather than confuse my ECU into going into fail-safe mode (which it will do if it doesn't get a resistance reading across the heater circuit), I took it back to Autozone, explained to them what happened, etc.

      They refused to take it back, saying "that's what our computer says is for your car, you just need to wire it properly." So I got pissed. Luckily, I thought to call Bosch and find out what their part number for my car is. After about 30 minutes on the phone with Bosch, they inform me that not only is that part not for my car, but they don't even make an O2 sensor for my car, universal or otherwise.

      Still feeling a little pissed, I e-mail Autozone's corporate office the sordid details of my affair, who I talked to at Bosch and what they said. Two weeks later, I got a package from Autozone Corporate containing a brand new, Honda OEM O2 sensor.

      2nd story: Doing tie-rod ends on the wife's Cherokee. Bought all 4, somehow wound up with 2 outer lefts. Package said it was correct (inner left), but the housing had the outer left number stamped on it. Thankfully, the old guy behind the counter (probably pushing 70--the kind who REALLY knows cars) agreed with my assessment of the situation and had another store courier one over to where I was working so I didn't have to run and get it.

      Granted, this is 2 times out of 10 years of shopping there, and into the thousands of dollars of parts (old cars, and I don't pay people to fix things). And they always have recitified the situation to my satisfaction.

      -moitz-

      --
      Screw 'em...who cares what anyone thinks.
    6. Re:used to waiting by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Funny....

      I try to get parts for a 1984 fiero and they instantly say "oh no those are hard to get parts." so armed with knowledge I ask for the same part on a 1984 Olds Ciera... they got the part... I then inform them that THEY ARE THE SAME THING!

      Thank God I dont have to try and find parts for my 1988 fiero GT.. that was built with real custom racing parts by GM... the 2 piston break calipers and steering only were shared with the Corvette.

      AutoZone = good inexpensive parts open late. they are bad for having anyone with any knowlege behind the counter.... and at their pay-scale... I know why... NAPA has the good employees at 2X the pay.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    7. Re:used to waiting by svallarian · · Score: 1

      ah, nah, just twice.

      The belts were on the same job. They screwed it up twice. Second time I gave them back a nice hunk o rubber shards.

      --
      I patented screwing your mom. But it got revoked for "prior art."
    8. Re:used to waiting by Technician · · Score: 1

      have you ever gone to autozone?
      Actualy I started going there after the lawsuit. The hard to find 100 amp fuses I needed for a project were on the card rack unlike most auto stores I visited. I like their selection. They don't have a rack 10 feet long with 15 pegs for each size light bulb like most other auto parts stores. (large isles but poor selection of only high volume parts)

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
  6. Thank god by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's about time someone asked SCO "Stop crying like a spoiled brat and tell us what your exact complaint is" -A

    --

    I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    1. Re:Thank god by spellraiser · · Score: 0

      It's about time someone asked SCO "Stop crying like a spoiled brat and tell us what your exact complaint is"

      And the answer is:

      "I wanna Linux .... I wanna I wanna I wanna!"

      --
      I hear there's rumors on the Slashdots
    2. Re:Thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IBM has asked them exactly that.

      I guess SCO hasn't yet been able to verbalize what their complaint is other than that people are no longer buying their POS operating system.

    3. Re:Thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet double entendre on "POS"...

  7. Yes you can profit from SCO's woes......... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1, Redundant

    The stock price is down almost 5% today on the AutoZone news. IBM is starting their full court press with the attorneys and one of their bigger investors (Baystar) is VERY unhappy with them.

    Buy SCO stock (Nasdaq: SCOX), the time to short is now! You just know it's gonna drop further especially when Daimler comes out with their legal response.

    1. Re:Yes you can profit from SCO's woes......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually no, we don't know that. if we did, then we could simply invest our money in the things that we know are going to happen and everyone would be wealthy. then again, if everyone is weathy, then no one is wealthy. or are they?

    2. Re:Yes you can profit from SCO's woes......... by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      No, dumbass. If you want to short then you need to SELL SCO stock now, then put in a buy at the end of the day.

      --
      Proverbs 21:19
    3. Re:Yes you can profit from SCO's woes......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, Baystar is unhappy because they apparently want SCO to pursue a litigation-only business model. So it's not like they dislike the IBM suit. They just want more of them.

    4. Re:Yes you can profit from SCO's woes......... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, there wasn't any SCO stock available to short... Wall Street has already clued in to this.

    5. Re:Yes you can profit from SCO's woes......... by lundbergaj · · Score: 2, Informative

      There wasn't any stock to short (at my broker) when SCOX last ran up to 11 or so, but when it dropped back around 10, it became available again. I don't know what made it unavailable for shorting (if not booming short interest), but as the price drops, short sellers who cash out will make some shares available for shorting. One can probably infer that any more pumps of SCOX stock will be met by spikes in shorting. Drops in price will result in some short shares becoming available, but not mine, I'm riding this one all the way down (my short positions, that is).

    6. Re:Yes you can profit from SCO's woes......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But all the lights have turned green. The software is clearly telling him to buy. Wait, what color are "short" shares...?

  8. Huh? by Guy+Innagorillasuit · · Score: 4, Funny

    So they don't trust SCO's word? What's this world coming to when a fine outfit like SCO can't be trusted?

  9. hide-this-SCO by glassesmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    From AutoZone's filing:
    SCO's "hide-the-eight-ball" tactics in the IBM case leave AutoZone with little realistic belief that SCO will voluntarily identify the basis for its claims without this Court's intervention. SCO filed its Complaint against IBM more than a year ago; yet, at least as of April 18, 2004, SCO still had not provided IBM with any reasonable identification of its claims.
    I would like to play a little "hide-the-eight-ball" with.... oh, forget it, too easy.
    1. Re:hide-this-SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I would like to play a little "hide-the-eight-ball" with....


      That's, uh..six too many for my taste...

  10. Motorcycle by Yonkeltron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We should get Jesse james to make a custom Linux oriented motorcycle on national TV. It'd help get us the "NASCAR vote" that this whole AutoZone thing might allow us access to.

    --
    Keep the faith, share the code
  11. me! me! by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Since we know how SCO will answer the second question

    ask me! *raised hand*

    "there are trillions even quadrillions of infringing lines in linux. all your atoms comprising our lines of code are belong to us. hence you clearly and specifically infringed on SCO's rights."
    Sincerely,
    Darryl

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
    1. Re:me! me! by ginwizard · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but many of the atoms which belong to you are composed of the Up, Charm, and Bottom quarks which I have recently obtained the rights to, therefore, I demand free life-time oil changes.

      --
      You can't spell LOLCATZPURR without TROLL.
    2. Re:me! me! by Anonymouse+Cownerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you swap the first two letters of bill gates name you have gall bites.

      --
      http://www.rayn.net . Funny. Stuff.
    3. Re:me! me! by Whyzzi · · Score: 0, Redundant

      SCO to IBM: "All your code are belong to us"

      --
      "BSD is about people pissing each other.." (Moid Vallat)
    4. Re:me! me! by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      "there are trillions even quadrillions of infringing lines in linux. all your atoms comprising our lines of code are belong to us. hence you clearly and specifically infringed on SCO's rights."

      Yeah, and that doesn't make since. Chewbacca is a wookie.

      --
      Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
    5. Re:me! me! by genericacct · · Score: 1

      All your code base are belong to us. We are on the way to destruction.

  12. puddin' by Rotworm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure linux is held in any responsibility to SCO's actions. I mean, I think people understand the legal system enough to know that people sue for whatever reason they can sometimes: disregarding whether it is justified.

    A lot of people scoff at the legal system, I don't think companies would avoid a product because of one companies actions. Now, if microsoft gives similar advances to, say, ten more companies -and they decide to sue, then we got a problem.
    IANAL, but I don't see SCO, alone, damaging linux too much....

  13. In other news... by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

    After pissing off a legion of auto-philes by suing Autozone, SCO has now set their legal sights on the organizations of the NRA, the KKK, and the NY Association of the Russian Mafia for infringing on intellectual property by using Linux in their daily operations.

    1. Re:In other news... by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

      How many AutoZone customers do you think have ever heard of SCO? For that matter how many do you think would care anyway?

    2. Re:In other news... by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many AutoZone customers do you think have ever heard of SCO? For that matter how many do you think would care anyway?

      Ah, good point.I imagine their customers think "Linux" is some sort of disposable window cleaning towlet that keeps rain off their windshield!

    3. Re:In other news... by cprincipe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I specifically buy my parts from AutoZone to support them during their litigation.

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      bun-fhuinneog agam!

    4. Re:In other news... by Luguber123 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, most auto-philes will stick to the same strategy as BMW Our hardware runs better without windows So they might have a clue :)

    5. Re:In other news... by Zwack · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Amazing... Well, at least one.

      I use Autozone for some parts for our cars. I also use various other suppliers.

      My wife and I have an early model 1965 Ford Mustang (made June 10th 1964) and a Jeep Grand Cherokee. I do a lot of the maintenance on the Jeep and all of it on the Mustang. Autozone is a useful place to buy bulbs and chemicals from. Otherwise I tend to use specialists or a local equivalent (open 24/7 and can be cheaper). I think the last thing I bought from Autozone was some paint stripper (Aircraft Stripper to remove paint from some textured metal on the interior of the Mustang)... But I know and care about SCO/Linux and I purchase things from Autozone.

      And as for disposable window cleaning towellette I thought Lin-X was a floor polish! Check it out

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      -- Under/Overrated is meta-moderation, and therefore is Redundant.
    6. Re:In other news... by xs650 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Quite a few. People who understand their own cars well enough to modify and repair them tend to have the curiosity and intelligence to learn about other systems as well.

      The most common form of communications between automotive enthusiasts are online forums, newsgroups and mail lists. I haven't taken a survey, but the use of Linux by members of those groups seems to be at least as high as it is in the general computer user population.

      If you are on line much and use Linux, it is hard to not know about SCO

    7. Re:In other news... by Zwack · · Score: 1

      Yup...

      I would have thought that most geeks like to know how things work. I know that I do.

      If you're not working on a computer, how many geeks do you think indulge in other kinds of work with their hands? I know I like working on our Mustang (made June 10th 1964) and the enjoyment I get from repairing something, or making something new is the same as the enjoyment I get from writing software.

      Most of the contact I have with other people with mustangs is online.

      I also enjoy cooking and baking but I'm not much good at woodworking or art.

      I'm just surprised that more geeks are not obviously interested in non computer related technical skills.

      Z.

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    8. Re:In other news... by r_j_prahad · · Score: 1

      How many AutoZone customers do you think have ever heard of SCO? For that matter how many do you think would care anyway?

      Me. My wife. Our motorhead sons. All their motorhead friends. Our Chrysler-Jeep dealer. The local off-road shop. And dozens of other automotive do-it-yourselfers that all of us know. Yeah, we have gone out of our way to tell and re-tell the story, and everybody's been very interested.

      Linux is, after all, an after-market add-on. These court rulings could affect a lot more people than just AutoZone.

    9. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like a /. troll to put the NRA in the same catagory as the KKK and the mob. Mod this down as overrated.

    10. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > SCO has now set their legal sights on the
      > organizations of the NRA

      "From my cold, dead harddrive!!!"

    11. Re:In other news... by identity0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many AutoZone customers do you think have ever heard of SCO? For that matter how many do you think would care anyway?

      Ah, good point.I imagine their customers think "Linux" is some sort of disposable window cleaning towlet that keeps rain off their windshield!


      I know AutoZone doesn't seem like much of a Linux-centric company, but they actually host a LUG, Group of Linux Users, Memphis at their headquarters in Memphis, Tennessee. They have graciously let us use their facilities, including a nice conference room with a projector and free downtown parking. Some of their employees have also given presentations on things ranging from wireless security to apache. Please support AutoZone in this lawsuit, even if it's just in online forums. (disclaimer: I am not an employee of AutoZone, just a golum member)

      The paranoid part of me suspects this lawsuit is partly a punitive move to 'punish' companies that show support for the community. AutoZone is not the biggest Linux user out there, but they seem more community-minded than most.

    12. Re:In other news... by evil-osm · · Score: 1

      Ah, good point.I imagine their customers think "Linux" is some sort of disposable window cleaning towlet that keeps rain off their windshield!

      Its not!?!? Then what the hell have I been using all these years!?!

      --


      E.

      Never rub another man's rhubarb - The Joker
    13. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha no doubt. Whenever I go into Autozone I'm usually the only customer that speaks English. Some of the employees don't even speak good English.

    14. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news Darl McBride is taking McDonalds to court for copyright infringement.

      In his statement Daryl said: "The 'Mc' in McDonalds is obviously a derivative of the 'Mc' in McBride. McDonalds should not have used our intellectual property without a McLicense. McDonalds could not have been as successful as they are without using our 'Mc', we are only protecting our own property."

      McSCO are asking for $2,000 per McLicense per infringing word.

      Ronald McDonald was unavailable for comment.

    15. Re:In other news... by CrkHead · · Score: 1

      I was a long time Murray's customer until this lawsuit. I have found that after I RTFM and follow some logic I can work on my car or motorcycle. I doubt I am the only Linux user that has figured that much out.

  14. Silly Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does AutoZone have to do with SCO? Does anyone have any background on SCO vs AutoZone?

    1. Re:Silly Question... by kill-hup · · Score: 2, Informative
      Search is your friend: SCO Names 1st Lawsuit Target: AutoZone

      I know, I know; it was probably a troll...

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      Sinepaw.org: Grape Winos
    2. Re:Silly Question... by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      AutoZone uses Linux. It's SCO's new strategy to sue Linux users directly.

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    3. Re:Silly Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you... I was not aware that AutoZone was the first. This was not a troll but rather someone who had no clue the place that sells me my sparkplugs was named in a lawsuit.

    4. Re:Silly Question... by Colol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's been on Slashdot before.

      In a nutshell, AutoZone rapidly migrated from an SCO UnixWare solution to a Linux solution, and SCO is convinced that AutoZone couldn't possibly have done so and must be using SCO IP to run their Linux operations.

    5. Re:Silly Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO's new strategy is to sue its former customers. AutoZone is a former SCO customer.

    6. Re:Silly Question... by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      BZZZT. Wrong Answer. SCO has yet to sue an "end-user", at least for simply using Linux.

      AutoZone used SCO. They converted to Linux (with SCO's help even), and SCO claims there's no way they could've done it without using SCO's IP.

    7. Re:Silly Question... by thisgooroo · · Score: 1

      from their filing (at as quoted on groklaw) it appears they used openserver and switched to linux when scox announced they would drop support for that, apparently expecting openserver users to switch to unixware

  15. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is the biggest pile of Bullshit that I've ever ever seen.

    Poor Autozone, I was a NAPA guy, but now I think I am going to be buying more parts from AutoZone from now on.

    I am glad they have some balls and not bow down to SCO.

    SCO should die.
    Die and burn in hell.

    Lets just hope that SCO's stock prices bottom out before AutoZone has to deal with any significant financial burdens from the lawsuite, even thought SCO is obviously full of shit, this stuff can get expensive even when submitted to frivolous lawsuites like this one.

    Any chance what their doing criminal in anyway?

    I mean could it be something like knowingly defrauding the court system or something?

    It would be nice to send these SCO bastards to jail for a while.

  16. No shock and awe here... by grocer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These lawsuits were stunts to distract from quarterly earnings in the first place, did anyone really expect anything new? Of course, they hinge on the IBM case and, of course, there really isn't anything there without determining what (if anything) infringes. Now had they been reasonable and sued for licensing violations alone, maybe there wouldn't ground for a stay.

    1. Re:No shock and awe here... by prtsoft · · Score: 1

      You mean "STOCK and AWE right?? ;)

  17. The Infringing Module by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    The module SCO is talking about is the one implemented in the AutoZone system that make sure six different colors of shifter knobs are always in stock and the simple part you need for your car never is.

    1. Re:The Infringing Module by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      All of the shifter knobs are fscking UGLY, too, and they don't work too well, either. You can't tighten them enough.

    2. Re:The Infringing Module by forrestt · · Score: 1

      You must have gotten the 1.1 version of the shifter knob module.

  18. That's a really cool idea. by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And it would be even cooler if you kept a live counter on the same page of the amount of money that board members, the Canopy Group, and SCO insiders have made by selling off SCO stock since this corporate kamakaze mission began...

    1. Re:That's a really cool idea. by NineNine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it's easy to check.

    2. Re:That's a really cool idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Kamikaze, as in "divine wind".

  19. Okay, all together now... by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Yawn".


    I don't care. Nope. Not even a little.

    SCO has ceased to exist in my opinion. Based on the delay of AZ's response, I had assumed they to decided to pretend SCO doesn't exist, and to just ignore them.

    Nope. (Places fingers in ears and slowly rocks back and forth chanting "blah blah blah i can't hear you blay blah blah" over and over)

    The only interesting part of all of this? The amusing phrasing I've seen from the various briefs and filings and fnords and amendments and so on and so forth... "Hide the eight-ball"? I don't quite know the meaning of that in normal language, can someone elaborate on its specific legal-context meaning?

    1. Re:Okay, all together now... by seasleepy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if this is exactly what they meant, but generally a pool game's over when the eight-ball finally goes in. If someone hides it somewhere, the game can't end.

      Basically they're saying that SCO's delaying the inevitable.

    2. Re:Okay, all together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's also a game I play when the cops raid my apartment.

      They don't like that game.

    3. Re:Okay, all together now... by NineNine · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Yawn".

      You obviously don't own a business that supports you and your family. If you did, you wouldn't take this so flippantly. SCO could care less if you're running you l33t gamerz box on Linux, so you have nothing to worry about. It definitely concerns those of us whose livelihoods depend on our computers.

    4. Re:Okay, all together now... by MikeD83 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I did a search on Google and found this story on playing hide the eight ball.

    5. Re:Okay, all together now... by cev · · Score: 5, Informative

      Previous reply was pretty much correct. When playing eight ball, the goal is to sink all of one's balls, then make the eight ball to win. If you are in an impossible position (i.e. you can't make any of your own balls), the best strategy is to "hide the 8-ball" so that your opponent can't win either.

      However, there is no "stalemate" in pool, so your goal in hiding the eight-ball is to allow you (or force your opponent) to move your balls into better positions so that you might win.

      Perfect analogy.

      CV

    6. Re:Okay, all together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this down. Dangerous to open at work.

    7. Re:Okay, all together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He may learn more about supporting a family when he moves out from Mom and Dad's spare bedroom...

    8. Re:Okay, all together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't care. Nope. Not even a little.

      Bull. If you didn't care you wouldn't be wasting your time writing comments. Would you please drop Caldera from your list of stories, so we don't need to listen to you? You sound like the guy who is always talking about how he doesn't watch TV.

    9. Re:Okay, all together now... by babyrat · · Score: 1

      However, there is no "stalemate" in pool, so your goal in hiding the eight-ball is to allow you (or force your opponent) to move your balls into better positions so that you might win.


      Totally off topic, but:

      From the World Standardized 8 ball rules...I know a similar rule exists in APA rules as well...

      STALEMATED GAME
      If, after 3 consecutive turns at the table by each player (6 turns total), the referee judges that attempting to pocket or move an object ball will result in loss of game, the balls will be re-racked with the original breaker of the stalemated game breaking again. The stalemate rule may be applied regard-less of the number of balls on the table. Please Note: Three consecutive fouls by one player in 8-ball is not a loss of game.

    10. Re:Okay, all together now... by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't own a business that supports you and your family.

      I do and I run it on Linux, and SCO can whistle for their license fee. And I've pro-actively e-mailed them saying I would never buy a license. No reply to date...

      Bob

    11. Re:Okay, all together now... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Wow... Beavis would have a field day with your post... "sink all of one's balls... huhuhuhuh".

    12. Re:Okay, all together now... by Rocinante · · Score: 1

      Wait... you're implying that AutoZone is a little family-run business that might be put out of business by SCO's bullshit? Please. When SCO starts sending the attack lawyers after individuals, we'll get excited again. It ain't gonna happen, though; the SCO scam is running out of steam. If you run a business that depends on OSS, you might have something to worry about from Microsoft, but you don't need to worry about SCO.

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  20. Re:Oh. I see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You, Sir, are an Anonymous Coward! Oh...

  21. Personal Ads by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

    it seems to me (IANAL) that they should get to wait.

    Is it just me, or does IANAL sound like a code in the personal ads?

    1. Re:Personal Ads by SenorFluffyPants · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like it should be coupled with IORAL?

    2. Re:Personal Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me, or does IANAL sound like a code in the personal ads?

      Actualy it is a sequel to Asimov's IROBOT.

  22. SCO's specific claim by rewt66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three IPs for the Linux kings under the sky,
    Seven for IBM in their halls of stone,
    Nine for SGI doomed to die,
    One for the dark Darl on his dark throne
    In the land of Utah where the shadows lie.
    One IP to rule them all, one IP to find them,
    One IP to sue them all and in the courtrooms bind them,
    In the land of Utah where the shadows lie.

    (Yes, this has also been posted once on Groklaw. No, this isn't a karma whore - I'm the guy who posted it there. And no, I don't necessarily think that SGI is doomed to die, though things haven't been looking good for them lately...)

    1. Re:SCO's specific claim by ReverendLoki · · Score: 5, Funny

      RE: SGI, of course they're not. BSD's doomed to die, as everyone who reads /. should know by now.

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    2. Re:SCO's specific claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And no, I don't necessarily think that SGI is doomed to die, though things haven't been looking good for them lately...)"

      Maybe SCO will buy them, that should ensure a great future.

    3. Re:SCO's specific claim by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

      No, if you really read /. like the brainwashed simian you are supposed to be, you would know BSD is already dead. ;)

  23. Re:Oh. I see. by bangular · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Heh, I know this goes against everyone's opinion here and we'll both be modded down, but it needs to be said...

    Groklaw offers up many legal "opinions", but most of these are full of bias and B.S. They have about as much grounding as the pundits PJ is always complaining about. It's extrememly hypocritical of Groklaw to constantly complain about the pundits and talking heads that ground their arguments in FUD when Groklaw does the exact same thing. PJ makes wild accusations all the time but people seem to forget quickly. PJ is neither a lawyer nor a programmer. She tends to offer about as much insight as Rob Enderle.

  24. Not litigation only by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    Isn't Microsoft funding SCO so that Microsoft can scare companies aware from Linux?

    A protection racket model. You use our product and Rocko won't break your knees.

    1. Re:Not litigation only by rainman_bc · · Score: 2, Funny
      Isn't Microsoft funding SCO so that Microsoft can scare companies aware from Linux?
      You must be new around here...
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  25. The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that it seems pretty obvious SCO isn't intending to come out of this alive. This court case has doomed SCO. The unfortunate thing is, that's the point. This entire mess was begun as a stock pump-and-dump, and kept alive by a publically documented huge donation from a certain party interested in encouraging any group that publically hurts linux. In the former case, the lawsuit was an exit strategy for SCO; in the latter case, the lawsuit is a corporate suicide bomb strapped to SCO's back.

    Of course SCO is going to die; the Canopy Group and MS are using SCO as the corporate equivilent of a human shield. You don't care whether your human shield survives.

    1. Re:The problem by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      So whats it gonna take to put some people in jail? That can't possible be legal.

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    2. Re:The problem by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      And the great irony of all this? Microsoft has one less UNIX-based OS to worry about...

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    3. Re:The problem by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      One of the filings by IBM was request for documents from the Canopy Group. So IBM is hunting for proof to take out the Masterminds behind this.

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    4. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When SCO first announced its intent, people said that SCO is doing that because it is going out of business, since Linux is free whereas Unix is not. Then people tried very hard to drag Microsoft into this. They said, since Microsoft bought licenses from SCO, Microsoft is the one behind this. In anyway, we all know that this is a legitimate Intellectual Property case. It is serious (meaning that Slashdotters may not discuss it properly).

      SCO owns Unix, we have no doubt about it.

      SCO says it also owns copyrights to Unix, including APIs, libraries, etc...

      SCO says IBM violated its contract with SCO.

      Now the question is, can SCO enforce its rights in this particular way. There are really multiple fronts here. In each case SCO is a serious threat.

      The courts are not like Slashdot. You don't have kids, monkies making decisions. People there are serious about their jobs. They read books, they are graduated from serious universities, etc...

      I was dismissing SCO as a non-serious threat at first too, but now I am worried. The more I read Slashdot the more I worried, because so far including the so called community web site against SCO did not come up with a serious explanation.

    5. Re:The problem by bonch · · Score: 1

      Then why did a bunch of SCO guys buy stock when it was down to like $7.50? The pump and dump thing doesn't play out half the time. But it's been repeated so much on Slashdot that it's suddenly become "fact" now, another unproven meme that's tossed around as evidence in an argument.

    6. Re:The problem by leadsling · · Score: 1

      If I have 20,000 share that at the start of this is worth $4.00/share, then sell 10,000 shares at 15.00/share and buy back 5,000 at 7.50/share, have I made any money? Have I quieted investigations into alleged "pump and dump"? Do the math.

    7. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They said, since Microsoft bought licenses from SCO, Microsoft is the one behind this.

      That's not what I said. What I said is that SCO has been able to keep going because of a huge and seemingly random cash infusion from Microsoft, and that this infusion was, plain and simple, a donation. Microsoft doesn't have to be "behind" this, they are perfectly capable of funding it while remaining an uninvolved third party.

      When SCO first announced its intent, people said that SCO is doing that because it is going out of business, since Linux is free whereas Unix is not.

      First off, people didn't say that SCO was going out of business becuase it's non-free; they said it was going out of business because SCO UNIX is a commercial failure. Have you ever *used* SCO UNIX?

      Secondly, SCO was going out of business. They are still going out of business. Their business of creating things and selling them is falling further toward zero every day. Their new business is litigation.

      I never said SCO wasn't a threat. They are a threat, because their business now is litigation. However, this does not change my previous point: This is an exit strategy for SCO. They are not going to survive. Let's say they win against IBM, autozone and daimer chrysler. What then? They get their liability money and that's that. They can keep suing their former business partners and clients, but at some point they run out of those. They can hypothetically make some money in the meantime, but this is not a sustainable strategy. No new business is coming in*.

      However, they are not going to win any of their lawsuits. If you doubt this, let me ask you this: Look at SCO's public statements and actions. Look at the ever-mutating nature of their claims. Look at how their supposed "copyright to UNIX" claims, the "we own everything" that would make them potentially worth being bought out got dropped from the IBM case the instant that they were demanded to produce evidence that it is the case. Look at how they can't keep their story straight to the media and they can't produce the things that they've claimed to the media they have even when ordered to by a court.

      Are these actions consistent with a company which has any sort of valid claims against anyone? Sure, it's possible that one of their shotgun-approach lawsuits happens to have some kind of contract infringement aspect which turns out in the end to be legitimately actionable. But if this were the case, then why the fog of confusion? Why would a company with any legitimate concerns need to do any of this?

      SCO is going to die. The only question is how much damage they can cause in the meantime.

      SCO owns Unix, we have no doubt about it.

      Just for the record, actually, no, there are some doubts there. Maybe not very *good* doubts, but enough to make the statement "SCO owns UNIX" legitimately contestable in a court of law.

      * Unless their "we own linux" claims (you know, the one that they aren't actually at the moment claiming in any of their lawsuits) turn out somehow to be true, and if they do turn out to be true SCO *still* won't last very long, as if by some wierd quirk of fate they control the right to make a "UNIX-like" operating system they would suddenly become the most attractive target for a buyout in the entire computer industry.

    8. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you provide a backup or cite for your statement? According to this comment they did not buy stock but were merely granted options. You'll excuse me if until I see the exact documentation of what happened I don't assume anything happened.

      Moreover, the "it is a stock manipulation scam" theory is not disproven by the mere purchase of further stock partway through. It can only be evaluated based on looking at the overall picture.

    9. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why did a bunch of SCO guys buy stock when it was down to like $7.50?
      The simple answer is not so simple. They had a clause in their contract with Baystar that stipulated some buyback if the price falls below $8 for longer that 30 days. I don't know the details you can look them up on google. But SCO or Baystar had real interest to bump the price up, I think this is what made Baystar's request for redemption possible. It's a real interesting story. Go look it up.

  26. Ok, Slashdot.. by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's time for a new section. It's time for an SCO section, ala Games or YRO. A section devoted entirely to SCO stories, because I (and I imagine a lot of other people) simply do not care about them anymore.

    Yeah, I've got karma to spare.

    1. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by RussDavisDotCom · · Score: 1

      Hey! That's a great idea.

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    2. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. It's to the point of when the O.J. Simpson courtroom drama was monopolizing the media. Overexposure to the max. There's nothing more to say or do until the verdict comes in. Get over it.

    3. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There already is. Caldera. You can simply block Caldera in your /. profile and your set to go... the stories disappear!

    4. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

      Well, that works, but only in the loosest sense. Blocking YRO also works, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea. What if someone wanted to see other YRO or Caldera stories but just did not care about SCO anymore?

    5. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by drewness · · Score: 1

      Well, Caldera is now SCO, so I really doubt you're going to see a Caldera story that isn't a SCO story.

    6. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's time for a new section. It's time for an SCO section, ala Games or YRO. A section devoted entirely to SCO stories, because I (and I imagine a lot of other people) simply do not care about them anymore.
      So why do you bother reading them and posting comments?

      BTW, if you go to the user preferences section and click on the "Homepage" tab you will note a rather large table that lets you exclude stories based on topic as well as other criteria. Check the box next to Caldera. That's the "old" name for the bunch of litiguous bastards known as The SCO Group. You can then stick your head back in the sand and stories about SCO will no longer interupt your reading of slashdot. Unless that is, due to a preponderence of apathy and ignorance, SCO happens to win in which case slashdot and a lot of the net as we know it will cease to exist. But don't worry. Some of us who do care will try to stay informed and keep that from happening.

      Oh, and quit whining and try to figure stuff out for yourself sometime.

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    7. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

      well, maybe i wasnt specific enough. stories regarding sco unix/system v/caldera/whatever != stores about the sco 'lawsuits.' so a 'sco lawsuits' section, or something. or maybe just a 'frivolous lawsuits' section..actually i like that idea better now that i think about it.

    8. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by Chester+K · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's time for a new section. It's time for an SCO section, ala Games or YRO. A section devoted entirely to SCO stories, because I (and I imagine a lot of other people) simply do not care about them anymore.

      Go to your preferences, choose not to show any stories with the "Caldera" icon.

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    9. Re:Ok, Slashdot.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Face it, you're wrong. Your opening post was poorly-informed: there is a topic that all SCO stories come under, it's called "Caldera". You apparently didn't realize that the company that was called "Caldera" is now called "SCO", or you never noticed that there is in fact one topic that all SCO stories appear under, viz., Caldera. (How you were modded up is baffling.)

      Your subsequent attempts to "clarify" your post display even less clue: apparently you are under the impression that there is anything remotely interesting going on with SCO that does not involve the Linux litigation.

  27. Isn't it obvious by now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    that is a horribly complicated attention whoring scam by SCO? All this press coverage they're getting is, contrary to what you might think, only helping their sales. By simply dragging this case on and on, they're getting ludicrous amounts of free publicity. Well, almost free publicity.

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious by now... by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      "Helping their sales" ??!?!?!

      They don't really sell anything, do they?

      Last year, they made, what twenty thousand dollars of revenue on expendidures of something on the order of ten million dollars?

      "It's all free publicity"? Huh? Yeah, and Michael Jackson is getting lots of "free publicity" right now for banging little boys. I don't see that "free publicity" helping his record sales, either.

      -Steve

    2. Re:Isn't it obvious by now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They don't really sell anything, do they?"

      Well, they do sell stock. That's gotta be worth something. :B

  28. All will be revealed at the proper time… by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't fret, AutoZone, it's all safe in a briefcase in Germany...

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  29. The value provided by Groklaw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The value provided by GrokLaw is in that it is an excellent source for primary documents. In this case, the primary documents speak for themselves. PJ 's commentary, what that there is, is mainly there as a guide to help persons who might otherwise be blinded by the reams of legalese to interpret the primary documents.

    As for PJs opinions, I believe the reason that they tend to be listened to and repeated are because they are (1) well argued and (2) usually argued in the context of specifically cited relevant law. If you disagree with an opinion stated by PJ and can show why the legal context she argues applies is incorrect, feel free to do so. This is how opinions work; PJs survive because no one has offered better counter-opinions.

  30. c'mon autozone, have a heart... by GillBates0 · · Score: 1

    and give Darryl boy his free oil change. i think he deserves atleast a discount for his year of whining.

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    1. Re:c'mon autozone, have a heart... by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      The autozones around here don't do oil changes - they'll sell you the oil though. Maybe he needs to understand exactly what business they're in before holding out for the oil change ;-)

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  31. Not quite by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, when SCO stock hit $7.18, a bunch of them actually bought SCO stock. Not sure the "pump and dump" thing is playing out. Honestly, I think they are all just spoiled kiddies.

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    1. Re:Not quite by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Not bought, granted options over. So unfortunately they are not losing anything as SCOX continues to submit to the pull of gravity past the 7.00 it is now.

  32. So if Groklaw's analysis is wrong, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    will you please tell us exactly so, and tell us what would be correct? After all, if the opinions are so uninformed, surely you would be able to provide some sort of rebuttal. Any at all.

    Oh, what's that you say? You don't have any actual rebuttal to anything Groklaw has said? You don't have any more idea about law than they do? You're bringing this up not because you take actual issue with anything Groklaw has said, but because by trashing Groklaw you get to appear snarky and clever?

    Either contribute to the discussion or don't. Groklaw has provided an opinion. If you can't refute this opinion, it stands. "Yeah, well, you don't know anything." is not a refutation.

    1. Re:So if Groklaw's analysis is wrong, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should he be required to refute the opinions on groklaw

      Because he is saying they are invalid. My point was if he cannot back this up with anything more than ad hominem attacks, he is not saying anything worth listening to.

      If an architect's research assistant were to offer me plans for a building, I would be inclined to wait for actual architectural plans than build based on a researcher's opinion of what a great building is.

      This isn't architecture. It's arguing with people on the internet.

      The two things are different in a number of ways, for example in that if a building collapses people die.

    2. Re:So if Groklaw's analysis is wrong, by Dasein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't dis paralegals. Many times they have a better understanding of the law through years of experience than do fresh law school grads.

      It's the same as messing with executive secretaries. Just because they're secretaries doesn't mean they don't know what's going on -- in some cases better that the execs they work for.

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  33. It isn't obvious by now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Never in all my life have I had more people ask me "what is this linux thing, where can I get a copy". Those not intrested in running Linux are reccomending BSD, Sun, or SGI. Not a single person I know who now knows the name SCO is considering buying anything from them.

  34. We know you're not a lawyer! by Haxwell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just have to say how stupid the IANAL acronym is getting. Can we pretty much assume that anybody who is on Slashdot commenting on a legal case is not a lawyer?! Can we get some IAAL up in here?! And if not that, then cut out the damn IANAL.. We know YNAL!

    Hax.

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    1. Re:We know you're not a lawyer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      i always read it as "I Anal"...

    2. Re:We know you're not a lawyer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My spouse reads slashdot sometimes. She's not a lawyer but she will be (about a year left to go).

      SWBAL (She Will Be A Lawyer)
      IWBAL (I Will Be A Lawyer)

      So we can drop the acyonym for a year then we all have to start using it again.

    3. Re:We know you're not a lawyer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAIC (I Am Not An Insensitive Clod)

  35. Band of brothers by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Would it add more weight to the case against SCO if IBM, Autozone, Novell and other band together with a class action lawsuit due to SCO dragging this out? It's gotta be hurting investment (thus business) for everyone involved.

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  36. You mean Apple by Anonymous+Cowabunga · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows Apple's doomed; industry analysts keep saying it....

    1. Re:You mean Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is beleaguered. SCO is doomed.

      There's a difference.

    2. Re:You mean Apple by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no... not doomed. Beleaguered. Get it right. :)

  37. Yes, we know how SCO will answer by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or, they say, 'If we cannot wait, we need SCO to tell us what we are infringing upon with specificity.' Since we know how SCO will answer the second question, and the court likely will too, since they amended the filings from SCO v IBM and SCO v RedHat and SCO v Novell, it seems to me (IANAL) that they should get to wait."

    You mean how they'll answer based on the IBM case?

    SCO: "Your honor, in order to list the lines with specificity, we need a copy of AutoZone's customer database, of their parts blueprints, and of all source involved with moving away from any SCO products."

    1. Re:Yes, we know how SCO will answer by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing is ridiculous.

      You can't sue someone for breaking the law and then find out how and why they broke the law midway through the trial.

      If that were so, in the real-world, Police could search you without a warrant, because they wouldn't need to prove any cause for the search. "We think Joe Blow is breaking the law somehow" isn't good enough to get a search warrant right now, you have to say how specifically he's doing and how you know.

      SCO's idea of law is the same thing that's going on in Guantanimo Bay. Snag the person, accuse them of doing 'something illegal', dig through their life and try to find something.

  38. SCO Libraries or Linux kernel? by -tji · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When SCO originally sued AutoZone, I thought they were claiming that AZ copied SCO's libraries to their Linux environment to make porting of AZ's software possible. -- This was debunked by a former AZ employee, who confirmed that the application was cleanly ported to Linux, requiring no SCO code.

    But, AZ's response seems to imply that not even that was clear from SCO's claim. They don't even know if they are talking about the kernel, pieces from SCO's OS, applications, etc.

  39. Re:Oh. I see. by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Informative

    Most of us who read Groklaw filter postings from Anonymous Cowards so we don't get as many "noise" postings. Its amazing how much better the quality of the posted comments are once you filter this drivel.

    Oh, sorry.

    BTW, the setting is under the preferences link on the left side of the page once you log in. Its right under their award for "Best News Site" from OSDir so its easy to find. But of course, if you don't log in, you would never see it.

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  40. Class Action Lawsuits by cprincipe · · Score: 1

    No lawyer will take a class action if there is no money to be made.

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  41. Re:Oh. I see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    PJ is neither a lawyer nor a programmer.

    She is, however, a paralegal. Doing legal research is her job, so I'd take her opinion over yours or Enderle's anyday. Note that I said opinion, if anyone wants legal advice, even PJ recommends you hire an attorney.

  42. Message to SCO.... by vwjeff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get in the zone, Auto Zone.

  43. Bad SCO!!! Give it Back!!! by Dareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hide the eight-ball"? I don't quite know the meaning of that in normal language, can someone elaborate on its specific legal-context meaning?

    Somebody needs to make SCO give the judge back his "Magic 8-Ball" so he can a "reliable and informed" judgement on these court cases. God forbid the judge use his legal expertise and exprerience to decide these cases on merit or lack thereof.

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  44. Minor edit. by Morologous · · Score: 1


    Seven for IBM in their halls of big iron,
    </snip>

  45. SCo's Fault Autozone Switched by WinDOOR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think its funny how SCo told Autozone that they were no longer going to support their OpenServer installation and told Autozone they would have to upgrade(I use that term loosely) to System V. It seems as if Autozone was happy with their previous installation but was forced to look at another alternative as a result of SCo's actions. Sounds like a baby crying over spilled milk to me.

  46. UserFriendly comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To anyone who saw Sunday's UserFriendly comic, I put forth this question: How much pr0n would you have to surf for in order to remain sane with all these d**n SCO lawsuit articles?

  47. a weird theory.... by medelliadegray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have, for perhaps the last 8 months almost begun to wonder if by chance this company knew it was failing, and with its finaly resources perhaps SCO is trying to do the linux comunity a (covert) favor by actually
    1.) getting linux in the news so people know hear and talk about it, and
    2.) Getting the GPL tested and legitimised in court, so that people who never knew about linux before hand will then think about actually implementing it in the future... in all seriousness a non-tech savy buisnessman would probably be VERY leery of using a product that was completely free, with zero strings attached.

    But hey, maybe SCO really is as stupid as they appear. /shrug

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  48. just curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAL9000 Do you fly the Gauntlet?

    Gruntlet

  49. Hah! by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    I've never used any of SCO's products, but from what I understand from friends who have been in the unfortuneate position of having to use them, Microsoft shouldn't have been worried about it anyway.

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    1. Re:Hah! by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Ya, SCO OS, etc., has always sucked. Generally low quality software. Their Non-Stop Clustering solution, from first hand experience, I can all Always-Stopped Clustering. Using a couple of simple scripts and an MTA, I was able to start a couple of processes on one node in a cluster, which would crash and burn EVERY node in the cluter.

      We wound up going to Compaq's NSC campus to prove that it wasn't us. They wouldn't even bother to attempt to reproduce on their own. They insisted that what I was telling them was impossible and that it was a user problem. So, we went to campus and installed the software. I happily destroyed two clusters, one of their people watch my every move (yes, they were watching for me to do something nasty or unethical). In only a couple of short minutes, every node attached to the cluster was destroyed, requiring a complete installation from the install CD's. They quietly acknowledged that it was not something I was doing. They never acknowledged they had a problem. They more or less left us without any answers.

      Their products and support sucks.

    2. Re:Hah! by AltaMannen · · Score: 1

      "Ya, SCO OS, etc., has always sucked. Generally low quality software."

      Are you saying linux sucked on slashdot? SCO invented the whole thing you know, and then they licensed it to IBM who released it illegally to Linus Thorvalds who changed a few files and released it publicly as his own.

      "Their products and support sucks."

      I hear they ask other users to volunteer support.

      (I'm kidding)

  50. Right - UnixWare Libraries possibly at issue by HighOrbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IIRC - SCO thinks that AutoZone (in addition to using Linux generally) is using actual UnixWare OS libraries/ABIs to enable binary compatibility between its old UnixWare applications and its new Linux platform. They think that IBM (the vendor who migrated AutoZone to Linux) did the engineering to get AutoZone's UnixWare apps integrated to run on Linux by taking the short cut of actually stripping the libraries off the old UnixWare installation and putting them into the new Linux installation. If that is true, then it *really would* be a case of copyright infringement. But like most SCO claims, it is probably suspect.

  51. What I would like to see is... by brutus_007 · · Score: 0

    See SCO run down their cash supply, and a big Linux-backing entity (IBM, Novell, other) to come forth and offer SCO cash... for Unix, SystemV, anything else they may have along those lines.

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    1. Re:What I would like to see is... by rkhalloran · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At this point it's in IBM's interest to make sure someone else doesn't acquire the SCO remnants and restart this whole crapfest. I'm sure a payoff, um, settlement was in SCO's mind when they filed suit, and IBM in return has chosen to pursue a scorched-and-salted-earth policy to ensure it only has to do this once. That they may validate the GPL in court in the process is a serendipitous side effect.

      SCO delenda est!!

  52. They'll never bother the NRA by big-giant-head · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nahh they'll never take on the NRA...... Moses would just cause a local river to rush over SCO headquarters and obliterate them. Besides having the pillar of fire appearing at all the pretrial hearings would be pretty un-nerving for Darl......

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    1. Re:They'll never bother the NRA by cschmidt · · Score: 1

      Interstingly enough, there are some parallels between the geographical layout of Utah and that of Israel. In Israel the Jordan River connects a fresh water lake (Sea of Galilee) and a salt water lake (Dead Sea). In Utah the Jordan River (named after the one in Israel) also connects a fresh water lake (Utah Lake) with a salt water lake (Great Salt Lake). SCOs headquarters are very close to Utah lake so maybe a dousing isn't too far out of the question :-)!

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  53. Photoshop Contest by asterism · · Score: 1

    >> How many AutoZone customers do you think have ever
    >> heard of SCO? For that matter how many do you think would
    >> care anyway?

    > Ah, good point.I imagine their customers think "Linux" is
    > some sort of disposable window cleaning towlet that keeps
    > rain off their windshield!

    Oh how sad that this is not a Fark Photoshop thread...

    -j.

  54. But how would it be measured? by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    But how would the costs be measured?

  55. Re:Oh. I see. by jjohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wrong. Groklaw's advice comes from a paralegal, whose job is legal research. PJ isn't a lawyer, but she's trained to read and interpret law and she has a lot of experience doing it. She's not worth $400 an hour, but she's better by training and experience than your average ./ poster.

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  56. Quit worrying about SCO by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As I wrote last week, "Before they can sue Linux users over copyright violations, they have to beat IBM and Novell and Red Hat and Damlier-Chrysler or AutoZone."

    If AutoZone wins this motion, anybody else SCO sues can just cite that, and their case will go in the queue after IBM/Novell/Red Hat. At that point, litigation against Linux users from SCO becomes an empty threat. You don't have to pay big legal fees to defend the case; you just have to have a lawyer file a motion citing AutoZone, and the case goes on hold for years, while three Fortune 1000 companies crush SCO in court.

    There are some great lines in AutoZone's motion. "There is no reason for SCO to have been so obtuse in its pleading, unless SCO is intentionally trying to avoid identifying the nature and basis of its purported claims." "Rule 8 does not require the defendants in federal court lititgation to engage in such guessing games." "However, SCO's "hide-the-eight-ball" tactics in the IBM case leave AutoZone with little realistic belief that SCO will voluntarily identify the basis for its claims without this Court's intervention.".

    Meanwhile, SCO stock is down to 7.05 today. There was a big runup last Thursday morning, probably due to SCO's stock buyback program. The overall effect is that the price is back to where it was a week ago. SCO is down about 60% since the beginning of the year.

    Time is now against SCO. Nobody is going to pay them unless they win all those lawsuits. It looks like they'll run out of money first.

    Something to think about: when SCO tanks, somebody will buy the "UNIX intellectual property". Who's likely to do that? Sun? Microsoft? Red Hat?

    1. Re:Quit worrying about SCO by locutus2k · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Thankfully in our system of justice, AutoZone is innocent until proven guilty (at least thats how it is supposed to work). I'm not entirely convince this is going to get to them. By the time Autozone is up to bat, I think SCO will be completely broke.

      Last week, one of their big loans to wage this was was ercalled leaving them w/o a large chunk of thie war chest. Hopefully the Canadian bank (name is excaping me right now) will follow suit, and make this entire thing go away. SCO will be unable to keep the legal dog's teeth sharp and will lose their battle.

      If SCO is bought out by.. oh... Microsuck, this could drag on for years. Having them out of business is not a good thing. They need to be on life support for another 20 years, and leave everyone alone. You can bet if SCO goes up for sale, Adolf Gates will buy it, just so he can continue to keep linux from chipping away at his profit margins.

    2. Re:Quit worrying about SCO by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      Something to think about: when SCO tanks, somebody will buy the "UNIX intellectual property". Who's likely to do that? Sun? Microsoft? Red Hat?
      Any IP that SCO actually owns will probably be shown to be so thoroughly contaminated by the end of this case that it probably won't be worth much. But if it's cheap enough, it might be a good PR touch if someone like IBM or Red Hat bought and open-sourced it.
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    3. Re:Quit worrying about SCO by Zelatrix · · Score: 2, Informative
      Something to think about: when SCO tanks, somebody will buy the "UNIX intellectual property". Who's likely to do that? Sun? Microsoft? Red Hat?

      I believe the so-called "Unix IP" is held as collateral on loans made by the Canopy Group (SCO's owner) to SCO, and is intended to revert to Canopy when SCO goes belly-up.

      Whether this ploy will be successful is debatable. IBM may be able to pierce the corporate veil surrounding Canopy for a number of reasons. For example, Computer Associates were given SCO "Linux IP" licences (which they didn't ask for) as part of a settlement with the Canopy Group, which calls into question the arms-length relationship between Canopy and SCO. If that happens, IBM are likely to end up as the new owners of Canopy when all this is done.

      It's really a moot point as far as Linux is concerned though. Firstly, SCO have so far been unable to show clear title to the "Unix IP". My money says they won't be able to. Secondly, the terms of the original AT&T licence agreement state that Unix licensees own any modifications that they make themselves, putting a big hole in the SCO "derived works" argument. And finally, the SysV stuff isn't present in Linux anyway. Anyone who disagrees with that statement is invited to provide file names and line numbers where the infringing code can be found.

      So who cares where the "Unix IP" ends up? Not me.

    4. Re:Quit worrying about SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should eventually buy it and sell it to Linus for a $ 1.00

    5. Re:Quit worrying about SCO by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The best way to handle the UNIX Intellectual Property would be for the open source community to found a non-profit trust fund and holding corporation to buy up the IP out of bankruptcy and then license all of the UNIX Intellectual Property under the GPL in perpetuity. Perhaps some lawyers out there who are feeling magnanimous and would like to help the cause of open source could draft the necessary legal documents so that people can begin contributing to the UNIX Intellectual Property Buyout Fund.

    6. Re:Quit worrying about SCO by CrkHead · · Score: 1

      IIRC, SCO is accusing AutoZone of copying unix code as part of their linux transition. Their argument is that code must have been copied, otherwise the transition couldn't have gone so smoothly.

    7. Re:Quit worrying about SCO by thisgooroo · · Score: 1

      based on what seems to have happened in the BSD case it appears that the whole unix "IP" is so muddled that it's practically worthless, except in sco's sorry excuse for a mind

  57. Another problem by irokitt · · Score: 1

    For every dollar SCO spends on lawsuits, the defendants are also pumping a dollar into their own legal fees. IBM, AutoZone, Red Hat, they all have to pay money to their lawyers as well. They won't run out of money before SCO does, but it will definitely hurt their businesses.

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  58. SCOX drops US$.40 by dacarr · · Score: 1

    At time of this posting, SCOX is down forty cents at $7.05/share.

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  59. Endgame by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm glad to see that AutoZone is not just rolling over on this case. As others have already noted, SCO is not likely to survive all of this litigation intact and probably never really intended to.

    With that in mind, I would say the latest round of high profile lawsuits against both corporate and government bodies is the intentional beginning of the endgame. I think that the legal team orchestrating all of this has decided that it's time to fall on the sword and end it all. So they start a round of suits they know they cannot win and cannot survive so that they can finally call this thing to a close.

    Obviously, there will never be any proof that this is what is happening. But the fact that the U.S. legal and financial systems allow this level of abuse is the saddest revelation of this whole affair.

  60. Pep Boys is funding Microsoft with cash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cars like us.... butterflies fund us!

  61. Actually, its a (losers) business model ... by crovira · · Score: 1

    Start something, like a lawsuit against a really big player or writing an early version of something that eventually competes against the "Juggernaut From Redmond", sell out, cash out and buy a plot of land somewhere sunny. Like Barbados... (Not land there... The whole island.)

    The stalling's been to give IBM more time to make Derle and co. an offer they are dying to get.

    Unfortunately, IBM decided that they weren't playing that way. IBM's not interested. They told their legal department to hold fast onto their prey and sharpen their fangs and claws.

    I bet Derle's real sorry now. Nothing to do but shift money, that should be going to his own lawyers, off-shore into a numbered account and wait for SCO to go bankrupt.

    SCO will cease to exist and Derle will go to 'Club Fed.' for a few before taking up a life of ease somewhere...

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  62. If things go right by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    As IBM has countered the various claims made by SCO, the case has become more dependent on the outcome of SCO v. Novell (e.g., Novell overriding SCO's attempt to pull IBM's license to distrbute AIX). The next thing that happens is IBM asks for a stay pending the outcome of Novell v. SCO and Novell shows that SCO doesn't actually own the base Unix copyrights. This leaves the only IP that SCO actually owns as the copyright to their pitifully small contributions that they made to "Unixware". They also are copyright holder to their contributions to Linux but, oh my, those were released under the GPL and so can't be "monetized."

    You will note that this outcome does nothing to prevent IBM or Red Hat from continuing to pursue their claims against SCO. Novell ends up with clear title to the "Unix IP" and IBM and Red Hat get to carve up the carcass of SCO for the damages inflicted by Darl and Co. I'm guessing that Novell will ask for SCO to pay their legal fees before IBM and Red Hat chew up what's left.

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  63. Reading problems by Daengbo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I read the title as "SlashZone Auto Replies to..."

    1. Re:Reading problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called lysdexia, or something like that...

      I have a condition I like to call typographical dyslexia.....

  64. But if you are a lawyer... by snoopyjd · · Score: 1

    You would not want to be sued for malpractice and therefore would not want people to rely on your pseudo-legal advice.

    P.S. "IANAL"

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    1. Re:But if you are a lawyer... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      IOW

      IAALBNISSBCALA

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  65. Wha? by Bensmum · · Score: 1

    Or if you *actually* follow news instead of just following biased and innacurate article summaries on slashdot, BayStar wanted no such thing. Go read the actual article, don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

  66. OMFG! Picture TUX in a black... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...studded leather outfit, tattoed and with a bad-attitude grimace on his face and straddling a chromed-out Harley chopper

  67. No, they didn't by bonch · · Score: 1

    BayStar wanted to pull their investment because they didn't think SCO was investing enough resources in the IP lawsuits, and wanted them to all but entirely ditch their Unix "business."

    That's not why BayStar pulled their investment.

    As far as the IP lawsuits, the spokesman merely said SCO's business model should be centered on IP licensing and enforcement--just like any other company that owns valuable IP.

  68. While You're At It by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Just so it could all be on one page, they could run a live counter of how much value SCO has lost on paper since their stock started sliding (They're down under 7 right now... ouch...)

    On yeah and an SEC investigation countdown timer would be nice...

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  69. "Specificity" by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

    I hope I'm not the only one who's sick of hearing the word "specificity" being used everywhere now. It's gotten as bad as "synergy" and all forms thereof, or "serendipity" and all its loathsome forms.

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  70. Of course they should by devhen · · Score: 1

    ...it seems to me (IANAL) that they should get to wait."

    Of course they should. Its trivial. And they will get to wait, so long as the judge acts justly... I live in Utah and while most Utahns feel like the rest of the world does (i.e., that SCO is full of shit), I still worry that a Utah judge may side unfairly with the Utah company. This would be a complete shame and I don't think it will happen. However, you have to prepare for the worst...

  71. +5???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF? This is awful! I am shaking with rage as I type!

  72. Re:Right - UnixWare Libraries possibly at issue by zurab · · Score: 1
    They think that IBM (the vendor who migrated AutoZone to Linux) did the engineering to get AutoZone's UnixWare apps integrated to run on Linux by taking the short cut of actually stripping the libraries off the old UnixWare installation and putting them into the new Linux installation. If that is true, then it *really would* be a case of copyright infringement. But like most SCO claims, it is probably suspect.

    Why would that be copyright infringement? If AutoZone had already purchased SCO's software then it wouldn't. AutoZone didn't sell or redistribute SCO's software. Instead it could be a licensing violation, or a contract dispute if AutoZone did violate their agreement with SCO.
  73. could care less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    SCO could care less if you're running you l33t gamerz box on Linux
    How much less could they care? A lot less?
  74. Better yet... by Cyno01 · · Score: 0
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  75. Not to Split Hairs by loftis · · Score: 1

    Not to split hairs, but PJ (IMHO) is definitely worth $400 an hour.

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  76. Re:Right - UnixWare Libraries possibly at issue by VdG · · Score: 1

    Also, although it involves Linux the AutoZone case doesn't really have a lot of impact on the SCO vs IBM case. If they nicked the libraries, they nicked the libraries: it's irrelevent which OS they re-used them with.

    The converse may not apply, of course. If it's proven that SCO don't own the IP, then AutoZone may not have a case to answer even if they did use libraries from UnixWare.

  77. (OT) IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many readers are confused -- it's not an acromyn at all. It's just poorly punctuated, and should be read as "I, anal".