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  1. Re:In other news... on PS3 to Sell at Over $800 in UK · · Score: 1
    Never, ever eat under cooked ground beef. (You can do it with steaks, but only because any sources of infection should be on the outside surface of the steak.)

    My elementary school once served hamburgers and the one I got was pink on the inside. I freaked out and never bought lunch from them ever again.

    I knew those bastards were trying to kill us.

  2. Re:Contrarian? on A Contrarian View of FFVII · · Score: 1

    And FFVI was a disappointment compared to FFV. Of course, I haven't completed FFV yet, but at this rate, it's already turning out to be more interesting.

  3. Re:Same story with Cartoon Network on G4 Moves Further From Technology Roots · · Score: 1

    I believe it is supposed to be a joke. (If you look at the commercial break bumpers, they do some oddly disturbing distortions of characters.) I figured it had something to do with it being April and they wanted an extra joke. Earlier, they had put fart noises on an episode of Ghost in the Shell. A year or two before that, they put mustaches on a Witch Hunter Robin episode.

    Of course, they do show Globe Trotters, Gary Coleman, and Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos in the 5:00 A.M. death slot. (Although, I think the Chuck Norris show may have more to do with the recent "Chuck Norris Facts" spreding across the internet.)

    And Tom Goes to the Mayor is funny. "Bear Traps" and the hot air balloon one were both good. (Sure, it does seem a little Canadian, but c'mon.)

  4. Re:Xbox is for fratboys...? on Xbox 360 Doesn't Want To Be Hardcore · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounded more like the buttons on a PlayStation controller. Y'know: crass, square, ugly, and triangle.

  5. Re:They were number 1 on LucasArts Aims for #1 · · Score: 1
    There were some cool Rebel missions in the later half. One involves the freighter Suprosa (from the expanded universe). Another, you are jumping between groups of rebel ships trying to escort them to a rendevous.

    Of course, the Family missions screw you in the end by not giving you a definite closure on the story.

    By the way, I believe X-wing Alliance does allow you to skip missions. (You may have to fail the mission first, though.) Or perhaps they don't allow you to skip family missions, now that I think about it...

  6. Re:Bob-ombs on Reviewing the Real Super Mario Brothers 2 · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to this wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo), Birdo has also appeared in Super Mario RPG and various sports games (tennis, baseball, soccer).

    Interestingly, Birdo apparently used to be a transvestite.

  7. Re:Stupid game design on The State of Cheating in Online Games · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You could run the chess program on a second computer. Let's see them scan that!

  8. Re:I wonder why... on Grand Theft Auto Civil Case Moves Forward · · Score: 1
    Few men in the civil war actually took aim when they were firing their weapons, rather, they would just point them in the general direction, and pull the trigger. They might have actually looked away while doing it.

    This may have been because they were trained in the old British way of infantry combat. The British would command their men with the phrase "Ready, Fire." British soldiers would point their muskets in the direction of the enemy, look away, and then fire. The reason they looked away was to avoid the smoke and flash of the gun. Given the accuracy of muskets, aiming wasn't as critical as producing a volume of fire.

    The rebel colonials in the American Revolution used the phrase "Ready, Aim, Fire" mostly because they lacked ammunition. They had to make every shot count and aiming was very important. Additionally, I've heard that they would take their shots at closer range (50 yards instead of 100) to increase the chances of hitting the target. Militia units would usually not fight British regulars in the open because they would be crushed, so they would took up defensive positions behind walls and whatnot.

    In the U.S. Civil War, there were rifles capable of shooting 500 yards with accuracy. However, at the start of the war, many units were still armed with muskets and probably trained in Napoleanic warfare. (I assume that ammunition supplies were more readily available, particularly with the founding of the Du Pont gunpowder factory.) This was in part responsible for the incredible death tolls that occurred when Napoleanic tactics met contemporary weapons.

  9. Re:Why does it matter anyway? on The Chinese Socialist MMOG · · Score: 1

    They probably won't spit on you in real life. They'd probably be too scared. See John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.

  10. Re:Easy way to install rootkits onto computers on The Chinese Socialist MMOG · · Score: 1

    I believe a certain phrase that contains the personal pronoun "I", a synonym for the word "harm", and also the word "President" would get you a visit from the Secret Service. Of course, that wouldn't be Free Speech as you'd be making a threat against someone. (Hell, back in the 19th Century, if you said you were going to kill someone, you meant it and your target could shoot you in the back and claim self-defense.)

  11. Re:Excellent advice on The Chinese Socialist MMOG · · Score: 1

    Nobody needs an ancient Taoist belief to shag young women and hoard virgins.

  12. Re:The way I see it on U.S. House Clears Anti-Internet Gambling Bill · · Score: 1

    The issue of gambling is one of States' Rights. Each State determines whether or not it will allow gambling. The reason internet gambling is illegal is because it would circumvent States' Rights. Nevada has determined it wants gambling, so it is legal. Other States have legalized gambling to varying degrees.

    State Lotteries are a little different in that they are basically replacing the mob run numbers gang. The reasoning is that if the State does not have a lottery, it will just be run illegally anyway.

  13. Galen -- Roman Doctor on 1001 Islamic Inventions · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I noticed that the article indicated that some surgical tools (notably for eye surgery) were invented in the time of Islam. But this probably isn't true because Galen, a doctor in the Roman Empire had created such a tool and used it in eye surgery.

    There's going to be a ton of errors with this exhibit because it neglects to remember that there were strong, prosperous, and clever civilizations of the Middle East before Arab domination. Egypt, Mesopotamia, and the Persian Empire all laid the groundwork for learning and inventing. Additionally, the whole Middle East was a crossroads for that allowed knowledge, technology, and goods to flow to it.

  14. Re:Golden Sun 3 on Cut Down In Their Prime · · Score: 1

    Either there will be a sequel which pits the forces of good and evil in a climatic battle to save the world... or that guy will stay where he is for a billion years.

  15. Re:Nostalgia alert on Come the Revolution · · Score: 1

    I played a ROM of it and I have to ask... just how are you supposed to get others to join your party? No one ever seemed to want to journey with me...

  16. Re:"impressive Dark Crystal" on Genndy Tartakovsky to Direct Dark Crystal Sequel · · Score: 1

    I don't think that Gennedy is the originator of this project, he's just been brought on as the director (although this is a very important position, of course). It's not like he's writing it. Someone at Henson wrote it and are producing it and they are bringing in Gennedy to help them. If they don't like him they can fire him.

  17. Re:Isnt Taipei in China??? on The 2006 Taipei Game Show · · Score: 1

    The U.S. is not a democracy, it is a republic of semi-autonomous states.

  18. Re:Expected on A Report on Swearing in Online Games · · Score: 1

    They also aren't permitted to pass laws against the keeping and bearing of arms, but that has yet to stop them.

  19. Re:Will this mean free internet browsing at MaccyD on Opera on the Nintendo DS · · Score: 1

    I'd imagine that the gaming service uses a different port. Port 80 traffic will probably be sent to a "Wayport login" screen (or whatever service they are using).

  20. Re:Conversely on Games Irrationally Connected To Violence · · Score: 1

    In most places, during the the early days of the Colonies, it was a requirement to be armed. People who weren't armed while traveling or at public events could be fined a sum of money. Even slaves were required to be armed by the masters. I believe much of this originates to an event in which Indians slaughtered about one-fourth of a town's population. After that, the idea was to be armed at all times.

    Pacisifists like Quakers protested and exceptions were eventually made for them. The slave-arming requirement was also dropped from many local laws. Over time, more people lost the right to bear arms as they were disenfranchised (they tended to also lose the right to vote around the same time). For voting and arms-ownership, they were requirements regarding land or property ownership.

    Post-revolution, the U.S. Congress passed the 1792 Militia Act which required all able-bodied men to be armed with a military-capable musket and thirty rounds worth of powder and shot. That actually stayed on the books for over a hundred years while muskets became hopelessly outdated.

  21. Re:Thrill Kill Wasn't that bad on Three Games That Didn't Make It · · Score: 1

    It just wouldn't make sense to release a game tied into a Japanese comic and television series when few people in the U.S. had heard about it.

  22. Re:I hate to say it.... on The Story of the Gold Farmer · · Score: 1

    Damn Nigerian 419 scammers.

  23. Re:Perhaps it's partially... on Slow Start For the 360 in Japan · · Score: 1

    I thought that was in part due to the PS2 being a cheap DVD player.

  24. Re:Bad Science on Gaming Damages Violence Inhibitions · · Score: 1

    So, that's the problem! They somehow got a gamer sample consisting mostly of XBox Live users!

  25. Re:What about.. on Child's Play Hits $200,000 · · Score: 1

    I suppose then a Game Boy Player would be useful for many of the GB and GBA games.