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Re:Quandry
You're obviously on the wrong site. Please click the next link to go back to your regular programming.
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Everything you read is true and is important.
Bah, who needs these glasses when you can have immortality rings for the low low price of 25 bucks? Alexchiu.com.
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Re:Reality check
Try here.
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ETERNAL LIFE RINGS!
Once again, Alex Chiu proves he's ahead of the game.
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Re:Oh great...
yea! hail to ALEX CHIU!! his eternal life rings is going to save us all! mmmmmmmmm rings.......... -
Re:magnets!!
I don't know if everyone knows who Alex Chiu He claims that his little magnet rings that he wears on his fingers (or elsewhere) are an immortatility device.
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Re:Tinfoil Hat?
No... you're much better off wearing them as rings, to get eternal life.
The scientific basis for that is about as great as it is for worrying about the effect of this strength of magnetic field. In case you hadn't noticed there are natural magnetic fields passing over, around and through you every second of your life, often considerably stronger than your typical consumer field-strength. -
Re:This is wonderful news!
I don't see why this is flamebait.
Agreed. It's really just a joke in somewhat poor taste, although those are usually the best ones.
While I'm here, you left out my favorite crank: Alex Chiu! -
Re:Darn scientists
This guy's been there too.
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Of Course
Not only can magnets give you lighter wireless communication, but also eternal life!
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This guy knows!
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Re:If you think that's cool...
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That's a good laugh
> Much to the science world's astonishment, the work also appears to provide solutions to Zeno of Elea's famous motion paradoxes, almost 2500 years after they were originally conceived by the ancient Greek philosopher.
Zeno's paradoxes were solved three hundred years ago using calculus. Interested readers should refer to basic high school or college physics.
> In doing so, its unlikely author, who originally attended university for just 6 months, is drawing comparisons to Albert Einstein
Drawing comparisons of a college drop-out to Albert Einstein? Why does that remind me of this guy?
> This is contrast to being sniggered at by local physicists when he originally approached them with the work, and once aware it had been accepted for publication, one informing the journal of the author's lack of formal qualification in an attempt to have them reject it.
They all laughed at Albert Einstein. They all laughed at Columbus. Unfortunately, they also all laughed at Bozo the Clown.
> A number of other outstanding issues to do with time in physics are also addressed, including cosmology and an argument against the theory of Imaginary time by British theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking... Another impressed with the work is Princeton physics great, and collaborator of both Albert Einstein and Richard Feynman, John Wheeler, who said he admired Lynds' "boldness", while noting that it had often been individuals Lynds' age that "had pushed the frontiers of physics forward in the past."
The theory isn't any more credible by spouting big names. This is getting more laughable than Alex Chiu now.
> In contrast, an earlier referee had a different opinion of the controversial paper. "I have only read the first two sections as it is clear that the author's arguments are based on profound ignorance or misunderstanding of basic analysis and calculus. I'm afraid I am unwilling to waste any time reading further, and recommend terminal rejection."
Well duh.
> Lynds says that the paradoxes arose because people assumed wrongly that objects in motion had determined positions at any instant in time, thus freezing the bodies motion static at that instant and enabling the impossible situation of the paradoxes to be derived.
Crap. Measuring the precise position of an object in motion does not freeze the body. In classical mechanics this can be trivially done by measuring the velocity and integrate to get the position. Even in quantum mechanics, the collapse of a wave function does not mean that the object does not move. This guy is having trouble with his high school physics.
> Lynds' solution to all of the paradoxes lay in the realisation of the absence of an instant in time underlying a bodies motion and that its position was constantly changing over time and never determined. He comments, "With some thought it should become clear that no matter how small the time interval, or how slowly an object moves during that interval, it is still in motion and it's position is constantly changing, so it can't have a determined relative position at any time, whether during a interval, however small, or at an instant.
Thanks for redefining velocity for us. He needs to understand the concept of infinitestimal time.
> Indeed, if it did, it couldn't be in motion."
It appears that his whole argument is philosophical. To mean anything in physics he needs to at least present a theoretical model that would be consistent with existing theories and previous experimental results. I highly doubt that his paper would offer any, other than crap.
> Lynds also points out that in all cases a time value represents an interval on time, rather than an instant. "For example, if two separate events are measured to take place at either 1 hour or 10.00 seconds, these two values indicate the events occurred during the time intervals of 1 and 1.99999...hours and 10.00 and 10.0099999...seconds res -
Re:Without this law. . .
Well... They could bring in Alex Chiu as a friend of the court to check the science involved.
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Re:Land of the free?
Why don't we go ask our good freind Alex Chiu
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Re:Living forever not just a dream!
I'm surprised you didn't write the link to the site more like this in order to get your 80 clicks and earn your free immortality device!
Interesting site anyway. Heh, be careful not to wear your "immortality rings" when fitting hard drives or handling floppies, DATs or ZIP discs... ;)
graspee
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Many people laughed and scorned Nikola Tesla
... but one day, he was proven correct.
Nikola invented wireless energy. This is Not News, but it is a Good Thing©. -
Re:Lord I Lift
Yes, and those rings really give eternal life.
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Re:That's nothing!
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Re:hmm...
I agree. Anything to stop that dastardly Alex Chiu!
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Last Generation video cards
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Re:Drill the screws out...
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Re:No shortage of whackos.
But not many are able to beat Alex Chiu with his immortality rings!
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Re:The real deal
Look shabby? C'mon this site looks really professional to me!
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Re:That's great for Slashdot geeks...
Did you mean to say "what about the morals "? To judge from some replies, you appear to have started a thread for Alex Chiu followers.
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Dammit, enough!
Firstly, let me own up to the same sin in another post
. Now can we get off the "traditional media outlets restate the obvious like some great damn insight -- often giving it an alarming spin" meme?!!! This is slashdot, I'm sure that we're all well aware of the tradional media outlets' tenous grasp of reality. Hell, everyone on the web knows what a great benefactor to mankind Alex Chiu is, but not a damn peep about him on CNN! -
My take on this:
Since the interweb has absolutely no relation to reality, how could any sane entity consider any of it legally binding?!!
The World Wide Web -- "For amusement purposes only" -
Re:there goes any real qualityThere may be lots of info on the net but half of it is outdated, and a quarter of the rest is just plain wrong.
I have no idea what you might be talking about. The information that I've found on the internet has always been well researched and intelligent.
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Probably a hoaxAppears impossible, as this would be a clear contradiction of Chiu's Theory of Gravitation
Remember, extraordinary claims
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Re:So My $1300.00
Perhaps, but you can still get this very effective Eternal Life Device which uses magnets to MAKE YOU LIVE FOREVER.
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In Other News...The World Health Organization Joins in Immortality Research
The WHO is trying to extend the research of Chinese scientist Dr. Alex Chiu to develop a device to make its owner never perish. The Ch*r*h of **ientology announced a similar program in 2000. One step closer to human immortality or just more sci-fi jive?
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Examples of Chinese Tech InnovationMany of us have already seen some of the amazing science and technology advances that have come out of China in recent years.
Indeed, I think Alex Chiu's insight can help shed some light on this topic. This is somewhat-lucid prose from his year-old
/. interview:"I think the Chinese government is doing a great job right now. I support population control. I think USA should do the same. If you want to have more than 1 kid, you should pay more tax. The enemies of China always use "human rights issues" to attack China. But if USA has 1.3 billion people, USA would have the same human rights problem just like China. You cannot expect so much freedom in a land of 1.3 billion people. Chinese government is doing such a great job that China not only feeds its own people, it also feeds most of the Russians. Most of the food imported to Russia came from China. You guys always talk about human rights. But why can't you guys mention about "government rights"? Chinese government has the right to do whatever it must do to protect China. That includes population control and the liberation of Tibet. Do you know that before Tibet was liberated, you can buy and sell slaves in Tibet? In the old Tibet, you can have slaves, you can marry 4 wives, but you cannot take a bath for 1 whole year, and you cannot meet a foreigner. You can skin your slave alive, and you can kill your slave when ever you desire. The entire Tibet is ruled by a bunch of religious idiots. You can't take a bath for the entire year, and you can't trade with foreigners. Cummunists don't allow that! Liberated Tibet and kick out that stupid Dalai Lama, whatever that moron's name is. You guys don't know how much Tibet has changed. Most families in Tibet now has electricity. TV, VCR, stereo, micro-wave, you name it. Everything's made in China! They have shopping malls and super markets there. There's stock market brokers there. In fact, Tibet is one of the most popular European tourist attraction of asia. If Dalai idiot is still around, you be buying and selling slaves there right now! Everywhere would stink like hell because nobody teaches you the importance of taking a bath. If you say Tibetans are not Chinese because they have their own language and culture, let me ask you this: Is Hawaii part of USA? Is Okinawa part of Japan? Okinawa people have different language and culture than the Japanese. So should Okinawa gain independence from Japan?"
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Lone inventor is immortal
This lone inventor will live forever!
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It's been reinvented
Your friend and mine, Alex Chiu, has found Iridium.. only 3 easy payments of $29.99
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Crackpot pier review process church!
Yes, but what does Alex Chiu think?
(BTW, since Archemedies Plutonium is dead, who is the premiere net.kook these days?) -
Re:Regardless of your views on abortion....
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jinkies!
Alex Chiu, where are you?
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here is his patent
Madison Priest's Patent
Editorial: Bwa-hahahahahaha, Dumbasses. Maybe they should invest in Alex Chiu
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Re:Another piece of non-news...
So as long as something worse is happening to you it doesn't matter that other bad things are also happening?
Just because the Titanic is sinking doesn't mean we shouldn't correct these carelessly disarranged desk chairs.
From the article:"contain alarmingly high quantities of acrylamide, a substance believed to cause cancer"...
From another purveyor of nostrums:" The Japanese believe that because people live in houses, work in buildings and walk on concrete, their bodies are deprived of the earth's natural magnetic energy. Magnets replace the energy and promote health and well-being."... and from yet another loser: "Immortality Device is believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever."
I'm so sick of being told that I have to take stupid ideas seriously just because somebody believes it. I actually get criticized for my cubicle arrangement, because it's "bad feng shui", and I'm expected to respectfully listen to this hogwash.
I acknowledge the placebo effect, but I'm not going to base my interface to reality on fooling myself. -
Re:wierdMany people have scorned and laughed at persons such as Thomas A. Edison, Nikola Tesla, and Albert Einstein. But one day, they were all proven to be correct.
What is it like in the future?
How do we unite the entire world and enjoy global peace? I believe that this is how it will be brought:
Soon there will be a big war coming. The entire world will be drawn into a miserable war. Then people will be tired of the war, and everyone will beg for global peace.
The only solution to bring total peace to the world is to incorporate the entire world. Just like how we incorporate a business, we must first incorporate a few of the most powerful and the wealthiest countries. For example: USA, China, Russia, and Japan. We use incorporation to bring these superpowers together putting a stop to another major war.
How come incorporation will bring peace? Simple. First, if you are not familiar with how a corporation works, I must explain to you the mechanism of a corporation and how it distribute money to its investors. Let's say that Brandy Bunch Limonade is incorporated and was offered to the public, if Brandy Bunch Limonade Inc. seems promising to investors, investors will invest. The corporation's stock value goes up, and share holders earn money. But in contrary, if the corporation does not profit and destroys its image, share holders will sell their shares resulting devaluation of the stock value. Share holders lose money. After a great war, (WW III which is coming up very soon) we can suggest the few major superpowers to incorporate into one. Will the leaders and dictators be willing to join the corporation? Yes! The key leaders and decision makers of each country will receive handsome shares of this huge world corporation. Another word, we have to buy the decision makers out with the corporation shares. For example, the president of United States, dictator of China, leader of Russia, and Prime Minister of Japan will each receive 3% of the total corporation shares. Judges, senators, and other key decision makers, etc. will each receive up to
.5% of the corporation's total shares. These key leaders and decision makers will be more than willing to incorporate. They know that if this world's biggest corporation, the corporation made up of four or five of the world's most powerful or wealthiest countries, once goes IPO (Initial Public Offering), lots of people will invest their money. The stock value of the world's most dependable, most promising corporation will shoot straight up overnight. The dictator of China, the president of US, the leader of Russia, and the prime minister of Japan, etc. will all become instant MULTI billionaires. Even the judges, senators, and secondary decision makers who each received no more than .05% of the corporation shares will probably become billionaires overnight. When this world's biggest, most dependable corporation goes on the market, lots of people from all over the world will buy its stocks. All these key leaders of the countries which has joined the corporation will become instant billionaires without a doubt.But wait a second.... Why would people invest in this world corporation? How does this world corporation earn its money in order to attract investors? The answer is that if the newly formed world corporation does will, the central government of the corporation can receive more tax money. Part of the tax money will be served as dividend (profit) and will be given to the share holders. And best of all, IT'S TAX FREE. Since buying the government corporation's stock is considered as buying a government bond, investors don't have to pay any tax from what they earn. By the way, this investment is tax deductible!
Once the corporation is formed, there will be a central agency established to serve as the supervisor of the corporation. This agency, an organization which contains representatives from every member country, will have power over all militaries of all countries that have joined under the corporation. The agency does not have the right to declare war on another country which is outside of the corporation. The agency only has the power to mix the soldiers from all countries under the corporation. For example, the agency will put 40,000 US soldiers in Russia, transfer 50,000 Russian soldiers to China, dispatch 100,000 Chinese soldiers into USA and Taiwan, and settle 30,000 Japanese soldiers in China. This mixing of soldiers from different member countries is designed to bring real peace to the inside of the corporation so that member countries will not be able to declare war on another member anymore since their soldiers are mixed up.
As mentioned earlier, the agency has no power to declare war on another country outside of the corporation UNLESS 80% of the corporation citizens vote for war. The agency, without a vote, has the right to dispatch soldiers in order to defend the corporation if the corporation is under an attack by another country.
So basically, out of the total shares of a newly formed corporation, around 20% of the shares will be used to buy out key leaders of different countries so that they will be willing to sell their countries to the corporation and become corporation members. Around 80% of the shares will be sold to investors a little by little until all 80% of the corporation is sold out. It will take more than 100 years to sell 80% of the corporation, so there is plenty of room for investors. The corporation will be offered to public immediately after incorporation so that the leaders can earn money instantly. One corporation will be composed of no more than five or six countries. The agency mentioned earlier will supervise the corporation. After the major powers, like USA, Russia, China, Germany, Japan, has been incorporated together, the agency will further corporate every country in the world, five or six countries a corporation, until every single country in the world is under the agency. The agency has the power to mix the soldiers from corporations to corporations. The mixing of soldiers will insure that countries will not be able to raise swords against other countries anymore.
After incorporation, the laws of a country might change or might not change. Let's say that India and few other middle east countries were incorporated into one. If India's sultan still supports the law of cutting off robbers' hands or feet, nobody will invest in the corporation because investors don't see a future in such an underdeveloped country. The corporation's stock value will drop, and everybody loses money. Indian's sultan will soon change his mind because he owns 3% of the corporation. If the sultan wants the value of his shares to double, he better abolish the law of cutting off people's arms and legs in order to protect corporation's image. If the Indian sultan does not care about money and still insists to cut off people's arms and legs, the share holders of the corporation can volt against India and kick India out of the corporation! Then the head agency has to put India into another corporation that is willing to accept India. So basically, share holders cannot directly affect the laws of a particular country. The most they can do if they don't like a particular country is kick the country out of the corporation. The head agency of course will help investigate a troubled corporation and will help resolve any existing problem.
The agency itself is also a corporation composed of all corporations of the world. It is an organization which contains representatives from every member country. Each time five or six countries consolidate into a new corporation, the agency will receive three percent of the total shares of the newly formed corporation. The more corporations established by the agency, the more tax the agency receives, thus richer the agency becomes. The agency will also go public so that private investors can plunge their money into the agency. If the entire world does well, the agency's stock value goes up, and everyone who has shares of the agency makes money. But if the world's conduct is poor because the agency didn't do its job, people will withdraw their money from the agency, and the CEO of the agency could be replaced.
The agency has no right to buy more shares from any corporations of the world nor does it have the right to ever sell the shares receive from a newly established corporation. The agency can only earn money from dividends received from prosperous corporations and from corporate funding. Earnings of the agency will be distributed to its investors as dividends. The agency could lose money too when a member corporation's stock value drops. Anyway, if the agency does a good job in perfecting the world, more people will buy agency's stock. If the agency does not do well, investors will sell their shares, and the CEO could get fired. The officers of the agency have the rights to be granted shares of the agency. Afterall, money is the main motivation for agency and corporate officers to do better jobs.
The agency has the complete ownership of the military of the newly formed corporation and has right to mix soldiers from corporations to corporations. The agency does not have direct power to alter the law of a country. When the agency incorporates a new corporation, the agency receives three percent of the newly formed corporation. Therefore, the agency has three percent of the voting power on the newly formed corporation. Again, as mentioned earlier, the agency has no power to declare war on another country outside of the corporation UNLESS 75% of the corporation citizens vote for war. The agency, without a vote, has the right to dispatch soldiers in order to defend the corporation if the corporation is under an attack by another country.
The agency also functions as the main improver of the world. Based on the old testament prophecy, fertility in the future will become so miraculous that one meter square of land will produce half ton of food per year. Every grape tree will have a thousand branches, and on each branch a thousand grapes. Fruits in the future could be genetically engineered to taste like bread or meat. In every corner of the world there will be surplus, and people will never starve again. Poverty will disappear. The agency is responsible for fulfilling this prophecy. Genetic engineering will be vividly promoted by the agency until the prophecy concerning the miraculous fertility is fulfilled. Based on the old testament's prophecy, there will be no handicaps nor diseases in the future, and resurrection will become possible. Well, I got the key to a cure for all handicaps already. I have built a working model of an alternating magnetic flux generator which has successfully aligned the deformed body parts to their original structure. Since that the working model has shown the sign of cell realignment, it is concluded that a more powerful but same type of machine will cure all handicaps like blindness, deafness, etc. In the future, a much more powerful commercial model of this same device will be built so that all handicaps will seize to exist. Cures for all diseases and resurrection will also be expected in the near future. Part of the tax money collected by corporations around the world shall go to the agency as funding for the world improving experiments as mentioned above. Of course the agency will earn money from curing handicaps, resurrection, and from it's other services and products. So can each corporation offer services or products.
The agency also performs as an insurance company for the corporations. For example, if China suffers from flood and needs immediate financial aid, the agency will grant a loan to China. The agency has the right to charge interest on a financial loan. This is also how the agency can earn money in order to attract investors.
If someone asks, "If USA is incorporated, then the president of United States becomes the CEO of USA?" The answer is no. There is only a CEO for the corporation which is formed by five or six countries. The president of USA could also be elected to be the CEO of the newly formed corporation. But the president of the United States has no need to change his title. There still will be a presidential election every four years. If someone asks, "If a country has been incorporated, will the law or government structure change thus affecting the present ways of life?" The answer is no. After incorporation, a country still has total control of its police force and can keep its law and its government structure, but its military and all of its military weapons will belong to the corporation. The military and all military weapons of a corporation will belong to the head agency. Once a country has joined under a corporation, it no longer has the right to declare war on member countries nor any other country outside of the corporation. For example, if China joins under the corporation, China will still be under communism. They still run their country the way how it was done. Only thing they lost is the right to declear war on other countries. Only the head agency of the corporation has the right to declear a war.
If someone asks, "If I hold corporation shares, how powerful is my vote? Another word, what kind of stuff can I vote for?" The answer is you cannot vote to change the laws of a particular country. You can vote for stuff like how to spend the tax money collected by the corporation, who becomes the next CEO, to merge or not to merge with another corporation, etc.
But wait! What if some terrorist from the middle east buys large amount of a corporation's shares in order to take over the corporation? Wouldn't the taking over of a corporation affect the law, the military, and people's ways of life? The answer is no. I don't care who invests in a corporation. All I know is that an investor would not wish to drive a corporation down the drain because his own money is also involved. If a super rich person invest a large amount of money into the corporation, he would only want the corporation to prosper. Second, the law of a country was set by either the leaders of the country or by citizens' votes. Investing large amount of money in the corporation doesn't mean that the super rich investor can easily change the law thus affecting people's ways of life. Third, the military doesn't belong to the corporation but to the agency. So investing in a corporation gives no power to the military whatsoever.
Can two corporations merge? The answer is yes. If corporation members feel that merging two corporations is for the betterment of both parties, I don't see why not. If someone asks, "Don't you need a brokerage house to underwrite the IPO?" The answer is no. The incorporation of the world will only be established after a great war, mainly when China fights a nuclear war with USA and that the rest of the world also gets involved. Hundreds of millions will die. Then people will realize that incorporation of the world is the only way to bring peace, and they will start to accept this proposal. There is no brokerage house needed because we are incorporating the world to SAVE THE WORLD! By the way, a brokerage house is needed to check on the credit status of a corporation which is pursuing an IPO. Must we need a brokerage house to check the credit status of United States of America, Japan, or China? We are incorporating the world in order to save it! No brokerage house is needed.
If you ask, "I am a leader of a country. My people hate me very much. If my people start a civil war or start a riot against me, will the corporation send in troops to help me put down the rebels?" The answer is: If you request us to help you stop a riot, we must send troops into your country. The troops will be multicultural. Which means, if we send in 20000 soldiers, 2000 men will be Germans, 2000 will be French, 2000 will be Chinese, 2000 will be Americans, and so on. The corporation troops will not help any side. Which means, the troops will not help your government kill innocent citizens. The troops also will not help the rebels fight against you. The corporation troops will only help you maintain peace on the streets. We make sure that people won't destroy properties and burn down buildings. If the rebels dare to open fire, we will put down the rebels and make arrests. We also make sure that government police will not open fire on innocent citizens. At the end, you must sit down with your citizens and resolve the problems peacefully. But if your people keep hating you as the rebels keep on coming back, we will assume that you are the real trouble maker. Then we will kick your country out of the corporation. Which means, we will take back the stock shares which we have given to you and will give you back your military. You go fight the rebels yourself. The last thing that the corporation needs is a trouble maker.
If you ask, "I am a regional leader of a country, and I want to declare independence for my region because my country is too corrupt. Will the corporation help me declare independence?" The answer is No. You must gain permission from the central government of your country if you want to gain independence. The corporation cannot help you. If you decide to take matters into your own hand and pick up guns to wage a war against your country, the corporation will defeat your army and will arrest you.
If you ask, "My country is being invaded by another country. Can I join the corporation now so that the corporation can help me defeat my enemy?" The answer is: I don't know. Your country sounds like a high risk. If the corporation incorporates a country which is at war, the entire corporation will be at war. The corporation must go through a vote to decide whether to incorporate your country or not. But you should not come to us at the last moment. You should have come to us before the war even started. The corporation welcomes any nation that is not a high risk. So please incorporate before you go to war with another nation.
If you ask, "Won't there be more corruption if politicians are allowed to hold shares?" The answer is: Maybe a little more. But with this system, the politicians earn money if the corporation earns money. That means, if the politicians want to make the corporation richer, they would have to improve people's living first. If people are poor, how can the government corporation earn money? So this system actually encourages politicians to improve people's living. This system encourages the politicians to put people at the first place. There is corruption everywhere. I am sure that producing a few more millionaires will not force the sun to rise from the West. We use corruption to end warfare. Chinese call this "Use poison to kill poison." If you ask, "What if the corporation owners tax the hell out of people so they can become richer and richer?" The answer is: That is not a problem at all. We can let the citizens vote on how much tax is the corporation allowed to collect. The citizens are allowed to review records of corporation expenses in order to determine what amount of tax is reasonable. See? Everybody's happy.
A corporation can grant funding to promising medical, governmental, and technical research labs in order to improve corporation's image and further develop the corporation so that more people will invest in the corporation. All I know is that once the entire world incorporates, stock exchange centers become the only battle ground of men. Incorporating the world will bring eternal peace and prosperity to our society. There will be competition, and for these corporations, the only way to win the competition is to improve their people's living. The corporation share holders don't want to screw up people's living because the people who live in the corporation's land is the future of the corporation. If you screw the people, you are screwing the corporation's conduct. Therefore, your shares will drop. Some one told me that the corporation share holders will want to raise the tax so that the corporation can earn more money. I disagree. If you raise the tax too high, you might end up choking the economy. The citizens of a corporation who don't own any corporation shares will not want to screw up the corporation either. If the corporation's shares drop, corporation will not have enough funding for building that new bridge or fix the roads; No more free lunch for your kids; no new library and new schools; tax will be raised. So the conclusion is that the incorporation of the world is the ONLY way to unite the world. There will be peace and prosperity upon the entire world, for ever and ever more.
If you are interested in my beliefs, please help spread the word. Come read more about my immortality devices and let your editor get them for free!
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Alex Chiu
On a very related note, Alex Chiu has some nice plans on his site for a Teleportation Machine.
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Re:That's worrying...
Immortality is a solved problem. You just need some magnetic pinky rings.
BTW, if anyone needs a volunteer to study the effects of impact with Téa Leoni, well, I'd be willing to sacrifice myself. For the good of humanity, you know...
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Re:Hm...
I just wonder if they do this to avoid buying Alex Chiu's immortality devices.
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HanzoSan is Alex Chiu!
If you read some of HanzoSan's previous articles, he posts weird rants like this one. Reading many of his posts, I can only conclude that he is actually another crazy Chinaman named Alex Chiu.
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Re:Lots of people beat Columbus
Alex Chiu used his time-machine, discovered America 13,000 years ago and was living forever until the magnetic poles flipped and his head exploded.
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Alex Chiu?
I heard that Alex Chiu is working on this! Supposedly the tabletop fusion powers his now electromagnetically charged rings! Even MORE immortality!
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That's nice, but
according to this study, if you wear a special kind of ring on your pinky fingers while you sleep, you will live forever!
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Re:To Spammer, please Harvest these addresses:
My personal favourity is to use either cjbsnow@aol.com or webmaster@alexchiu.com which are the sales and technical addressess for Alex Chiu. The reason I pick on this guy is because in additon to being a certifable crackpot and a con artist, he also a raging spammer and sells bulk e-mail software, though I can't find the link for it right now.
I figure this guy deserves some in return.