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Re: Patriot Act
> As an aside: gawd, I hate their use of "patriot" that way, does anybody
> know the etymology of the word "patriot" with respect to this legislation?
> Whose idea was it to use "patriot" and why? It seems like the worst/most
> transparent type of label possible for such a group of laws that seek to
> strip away personal freedoms and rights to privacy. ... also known as The Samuel Johnson act. -
Why it was denied.
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Re:Follow a publishers formula = get published.I would have marked it as Obvious, but this isn't Fark.
This isn't Tautology it's Technology. Using a codified process to obtain a result.
Or didn't you notice the point of the experiment was to test their publisher's claims of quality. This is after all News for nerds, stuff that matters and at least some of us want to get published even if it's for fan fiction about which Star Trek Captian is best. Making complaints about reduncancy is griping about moderations. If your currently not a moderator then pour yourself a nice cup of STFU.
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Parkinson's Law -- Corollary
Pr0n expands to fill the memory available to occupy.
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Re:It's Porto Allegro
You're right - I probably shouldn't have lumped the two words together so much, even though they have the same linguistic origin. "Lively" was the best compromise fit for both alegre and allegro, and it's how alegre's present meaning is derived - first it became something like "merry" and now it's more like "happy"...
If you're interested in that sort of thing check out the Indo-European Roots Index . It continues to amaze me how much the same word can change over time. -
Dr. Moreau. Calling Dr. Moreau!!
Sorry. I just had to reference this: http://www.bartleby.com/1001/.
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Re:Did anyone else know about this?
Relax. It's cheap sarcasm ("As if I could care less...").
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Technical Person in a Leadership RoleFred Pryor Seminars used to offer a classroom course, now online called "Management Problems of the Technical Person in a Leadership Role."
Some of the key lessons they drove home when I took the seminar some years back was this:
1) The more you advance in management, the less you need technical skills, the more you need administrative and people skills. This "Peter-Principle's" many technical people right out of what they were good at.
2) A technical lead focuses on planning, leading, originating ideas, and controlling a project. A good manager needs to envision rather than plan, empower rather than lead, create a positive environment rather than originate ideas, and coach rather than control.
3) Technical people rely more on skills to accomplish their objectives. Managerial people rely more on relationships (people skills) to accomplish their objectives.
You might not agree with some of the underlying philosophy, but the points are still worth considering. Some of the fundamental aspects of what makes you a good geek may have to be tossed in order to make you a better manager.
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Re:The right to bear software
Actually, the quote in my sig predates the Bill of Rights.
The original quote (and I'll change my sig) dates from 1750. -
Re:Lack of rational thinkingEven though Gray's Anatomy is a fairly aged manual, I believe that it's a well established fact (take a look at the male/female pelvis) that there are indeed differences between a male and female physiologically speaking. Here, I'll excerpt it for you so that you don't have to bother:
Differences between the Male and Female Pelves.--The female pelvis (Fig. 242) is distinguished from that of the male (Fig. 241) by its bones being more delicate and its depth less. The whole pelvis is less massive, and its muscular impressions are slightly marked. The ilia are less sloped, and the anterior iliac spines more widely separated; hence the greater lateral prominence of the hips.
If you don't trust that source, I propose you pick up any body-building magazine and compare and contrast the male and female figures contained within. Then if you're still convinced otherwise I would suggest that yours is a blind faith. -
Re:Lack of rational thinkingEven though Gray's Anatomy is a fairly aged manual, I believe that it's a well established fact (take a look at the male/female pelvis) that there are indeed differences between a male and female physiologically speaking. Here, I'll excerpt it for you so that you don't have to bother:
Differences between the Male and Female Pelves.--The female pelvis (Fig. 242) is distinguished from that of the male (Fig. 241) by its bones being more delicate and its depth less. The whole pelvis is less massive, and its muscular impressions are slightly marked. The ilia are less sloped, and the anterior iliac spines more widely separated; hence the greater lateral prominence of the hips.
If you don't trust that source, I propose you pick up any body-building magazine and compare and contrast the male and female figures contained within. Then if you're still convinced otherwise I would suggest that yours is a blind faith. -
Re:Sooo stupid.
It doesn't matter if you have facts to back up an assertion like that, you're still going to pay a price in suffering that makes it far better to just shut the hell up.
That sounds like a pretty dangerous argument. I suspect the same sentence could be used to justify oppression of many kinds.
E.G. "It doesn't matter if you have facts to back up an assertion like [ the Earth revolves around the Sun | Capitalism is the best economic model | Evolution is a correct model | Deficit spending is bad ] , you're still going to pay a price in suffering that makes it far better to just shut the hell up."
I am not saying the underlying statement is true. I don't know if it is true or false. But a university, above all institutions, has a primary purpose of discovering and teaching truth. It is pretty dangerous stuff when we from government or self-imposed censorship we prevent "truth" from being determined.
As for the "truth" of the statement, the market place of ideas operates on all ideas being available for discussion. For discussion on why we should allow people to express ideas that are in part false or perhaps all false, see "Of the liberty of Thought and Discussion", but John Stewart Mill. Here is a link.
http://www.bartleby.com/130/2.html
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Re:What the hell?What the hell is Gorm?
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surly bonds' of the atmosphere
>'surly bonds' of the atmosphere
1. I think the biggest bond to the planet is gravity, not friction.
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Re:new suggestion for subtitle
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Re:They're stealing from ME...
>Oh, and by the way... disagreeing with people is not "trolling".
Right, and it's also not "rationalizing antisocial behavior".
You rant a lot, but you don't draw any lines. A lot of people still think of culture as something that is free, that is a part of society, what they like, do, and talk about. Copyright law was (originally) written in a way that would pass copyrighted material from private control into the public domain. Copyrights have expired on the works of Maurice Ravel, Thomas Nast, Washington Irving, and many others, with undeniably great benefits for us all. This process is now stopped at 1923! All of your arguments are couched in economic terms, but our culture does not operate that way. We are exposed to various expressions of media, but we are not allowed to recycle anything created after 1923. This is the problem of copyright law, and not that anybody is "stealing." The acts which you characterize as theft can also be seen as a desire for the populace to use more recent works of copyright, with lawsuits by copyright holders against citizens being one illustration of tension between the law (as it has come to exist) and the will of the people. Of course much of the behavior being discussed here is currently illegal, but it also seems the legislature was out of touch with the constituency when making it so. -
Dictionary definition
Turion: A thick fleshy young shoot or sucker, such as an emerging stem of asparagus. (Source:The American Heritage Dictionary)
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Re:Another way to do it...
and it was delivered deadpan too
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Re:idiots + crime = caught
Other people have replied attributing it to Ben Franklin, but this being the older quote is the more original.
The quote from Poor Richard's is: "Three may keep a Secret, if two of them are dead."
This quote goes back to Chaucer: "For iii may keep a counsel if twain be away."
A contemporary of Shakespeare, John Heywood also used a version of the Chaucer quote ("Three may keepe counsayle, if two be away") in his collection of proverbs (1562). The nurse in Romeo and Juliet presumably misquotes a proverb that would probably be familiar to the audience.
Shakespeare also wrote something similar in Titus Andronicus, act iv. sc. 2.:
The empress, the midwife, and yourself:
Two may keep counsel when the third's away:Chaucer and Heywood could have been quoting a common saying so it's hard to know where Shakespeare may have heard it.
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Re:Obviously....
Maybe you meant "altogether"?
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Re:Of course this comes up now.
No, the AC was right; you made a pun, not a double entendre. Actually, to read the definition, it seems that technically a pun doesn't need a latent sexual meaning in order to be a double entendre. Still, it's bizarre to hear "double entendre" used that way, unless you meant something risqué by "wave."
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Re:Big deal
I think you'll find the phrase is "couldn't care less". Saying you could care less implies that you do care about it.
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Trust?!
How can anyone trust Microsoft? How many _ANTITRUST_ lawsuits have they gone through and lost? It should be well known by now that if you plan on doing any sort of business with M$ you better have some KY with you because you will be ass raped. Do not throw stones.
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Re:Hold on...
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Re:Hold on...
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Spoken American is easy, written is much harder
I just finished H.L. Mencken's "the American Language". What Mencken maintained was that American English was easy to learn to speak, as compared to many other languages, but writing it is harder, due to factors such as the lack of phonetics. Recently, an acquaintance of mine who is originally from Poland and thus cannot read too well in English, asked me what a bumper sticker said(he did not understand it); he proceeded to pronounce literally: "I LOVE MY GUITAR". Guitar as pronounced by most Americans should be rendered geetar instead of a literal rendering of the sound of each letter. When I prounounced it for him correctly instead of phonetically as he did, he understood the bumper sticker and recognized the word. There is a gap between spoken English and written because of the lack of phonetics, native speakers do not notice this as much. Another example is wished, which is usually pronounced wisht by most. There are many other such examples.
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Talk about horrid writing
Hello mister reviewer, you mentioned you consider yourself a writer. Well, I have something to show you; here is something you should have read. And if you have not read Strunk & White, please do so. Reread and refer it often. Reading that review induced my eyes to bleed
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Re:this is all so stupid
Common sense
... rotflmao
"Common sense is judgment without reflection, shared by an entire class, an entire nation, or the entire human race." ~ Giambattista Vico
http://www.bartleby.com/66/52/62852.html
You blame the "pirates" rather than dealing with it's root cause. Furthermore, you've lumped everyone from those who won't pay to play up to and including commercial mass-production blackmarketers.
If the price was actually affordable, there would be little if any copyright infringement. This would be even more true if copyright was limited to fourteen years as the founding fathers had intended.
It's clear from my perspective that it is you who requires an exlanation of both critical reasoning skills and basic economic theory. -
pr0n vs. cardio-workout
from http://www.bartleby.com/65/en/endorphi.html
1) Endorphins interact with OPIATE receptor neurons to ....
2) .... endorphins are also thought to be connected to physiological processes including euphoric feelings, appetite modulation, and the release of sex hormones.
3) Prolonged, continuous exercise contributes to an increased production and release of endorphins, resulting in a sense of euphoria that has been popularly labeled "runner's high."
So, when are they going to start legislating my endorphin-producing 30-min cardiovascular workout every other day as "addictive" because it produces similar effects in the brain to a manifestation of sexuality? I'd rather masterbate before or after my workout to continue the effects of the endorphins (yup, I don't believe any of the workout-myths about any manifestation of sexuality having a negative impact on your workout ...) Sexuality in any form only enhances my human well-being, because you know 2500 years ago that humans of that time would hunt or gather, play, eat, have sex, rinse and repeat without reguard to any ideals of christian morality ... beyond the civil social setting, why shouldn't our private lives resemble humanity at it's earliest/most natural state of existence. Of course, I have to explain that in order to do such a thing in a civilized world, one must have an adequately disciplined and compartmentalized mind ...
I think this issue just shows how ritualized (e.g. the defintion of ritualized society from the Reciprocality industrial psychology paper) some of the fundamentalists really are.... -
Re:Missile Defense
Remember what happened to the technically challenged French in WWII? I believe they call that "steam rolled..."
Actually the word is "flanked". The guns on the Maginot line couldn't turn around. The French didn't see any need to be able to aim the guns back at their own country. Why would they ever need to aim their guns back at their own territory? Well, they weren't being creative enough in their planning.
The Germans flanked the Maginot line, they got behind those big ass guns and forced the soldiers inside to surrender.
That's the perfect example of what can happen to you if you don't "think outside the box".
It may seem like a waste of money to spend $10 billion. In the long run it may be, but I'd rather be able to shoot down a home rolled cruise missile in 10 years than to have one slam into a nursery school.
Who knows, maybe the advances we make in chemical lasers will have new applications in bringing laser surgery to third world countries.
So many military developments have transitioned into civilillian progress that we could scarcely count them.
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Re:Missing the problem
Actually, it doesn't take any special expertise. It's not hard to survey scientific opinion, because good scientists publish, and get cited by other scientists. The best scientists get cited a lot.
Your right that this isn't hard to do this - but your missing the point that science isn't about consensus, and truth has nothing to do with popularity contests.
Pretty much everything which is scientifically orthodox today was, at one time, a heretical afront to established wisdom (and established wisdom is exactly what a citation count will give you). Now, here's a question for you - how much of what is today orthodox will be laughed at in 20 years? And by how many years will that happy day be delayed if no view which is not orthodox can gain attention?
In university research labs, there is already a major problem in that the orthodox views get the funding, and the unorthodox views get mocked and excluded. Most (hell, almost every time) the "lunatic" with a "crackpot" theory is, in fact...a lunatic with a crackpot theory. Sometimes, rarerly...he isn't. Ink is cheap, getting the view of all sides won't hurt - and if the view really is nuts, it's very helpful to publicize the view so it can be laughed at (or if its nuts enough, looked at it horror). Example - please fill in the following as appropriate:
The [Democrats|Republicans] have some associated fringe groups whose views would horrify all [god-fearing people|progressive people] to such an extent that had they received more publicity, the last election would have gone to [Bush|Kerry] by a 20 point margin! If they would just get more airtime, nobody would vote for those dirty [Commies|Rednecks]!
(Note for humor impaired - joke!)
On a more serious note, others in this debate have already pointed towards Crichton's attack on consensus science. I prefer John Stuart Mill's On Liberty. Both make similar points, and have relevance, I think, regardless of which side of the various debates you fall on. -
Re:CNN Story
I'm afraid I have to disagree with that, as does American Heritage Dictionary.
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If you don't seek help here...
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Re:With the current administration...Some of us seem to be hazy on exactly what constitutes theocracy. Maybe a couple of the definitions from that link will help:
a form of state political organization in which the government is based on religious offices.
Sounds bad.
A system of government controlled by the dominating religions beliefs inherent in the society.
Sounds good, given that you have a set of ``dominating religions beliefs''. If you think that the U.S. doesn't have that, you must be new here. Supreme Court Justice Black said: ``We are a religious people whose institutions presuppose a Supreme Being.'' The original government of the U.S., as described in our constitution, would be a theocracy by that definition. It was designed to be controlled by the religious majority.
Letting religious organizations get a little bit of slops from the pork barrel is a long way from either of those definitions of theocracy.
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Re:Argh
Actually, it's Jens'
Not if you're speaking English, it's not. It's Jens's. Jeez, that's Rule #1 of Strunk & White, for God's sake! You should be slapped.- Form the possessive singular of nouns with 's.
Follow this rule whatever the final consonant. Thus write,
Charles's friend
Burns's poems
the witch's malice
This is the usage of the United States Government Printing Office and of the Oxford University Press. Exceptions are the possessives of ancient proper names in -es and -is, the possessive Jesus', and such forms as for conscience' sake, for righteousness' sake. But such forms as Achilles' heel, Moses' laws, Isis' temple are commonly replaced by
the heel of Achilles
the laws of Moses
the temple of Isis
The pronominal possessives hers, its, theirs, yours, and oneself have no apostrophe.
- Form the possessive singular of nouns with 's.
Follow this rule whatever the final consonant. Thus write,
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Re:"Ricers"
American Heritage disagrees with you on the indigenous theory.
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Little vomit on the movie
Heard Tom Hanks talk about the making of A13. Turns out he didn't get sick unless he forgot to take his Scopdex. Never used Scopdex? Not suprising, since it's a combination of scopolamine and dexedrine. Just say no!
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Re:Black Ipod?
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Re:Bayes' Theorem!
I agree, even if it's more properly known as "Bayes's Theorem" - see http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk.html#1.
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Re:I dunno
I don't see any point in continuing this. You are clearly utterly ignorant of Libertarianism and you don't care to learn, otherwise you would have read the Wikipedia article which would have answered your questions.
I expect you will respond that I've failed to make my point and therefore I am not responding to your points. I assert here that I have responded to your points by providing a pointer to a detailed 3rd party article and I now find myself in the position of "trying to teach a pig to sing".
You might also benefit from reading the articles about Cecil Rhodes, Rhodesia, and Zimbabwe. More on Cecil Rhodes is here, here, here, here, and here. Unfortunately, none of those sites support your assertion that the British government couldn't stop him (or that it even wanted to) but then life's not always the way we want it to be.
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Re:Insightful... rhetoric
Congratulations on buying a supercomputer for your third rate school with our money. The smart people who made it in California and sold it to you must be very happy. And thanks for hosting a NASA test site too dirty for any state of smart people to have in their backyard (at least 200 miles from yours), though it's a good demonstration of socialism working to drag smart people from out of state to prop up a failed society. Offering them the state's 70 miles of beachfront probably helped them ignore the swamp of ignorance and mud to the north.
Since I embrace the smart Mississipians who can cut it here in New York City (and elsewhere that I've met your refugees), I'm hardly the bigot that you are. Unless a prejudice for smart people as "smart" is bad. Of course, I don't expect you to understand words like "bigot", when you point at state schools which admit 13% of their students as black in a state with 36% black people: "in 1992 it was necessary for the U.S. Supreme Court to order the state college system to end its tradition of segregation". Thanks for the chance to quickly research the facts behind the obvious display of bigotry and idiocy that is synonymous with "Mississippi" after all your hard work. Please send back some of our tax money - I promise New York will spend it on sending you more of that good TV that you love so much. -
Elements Of Style...Strunk & White
"Asserting that one must first know the rules to break them, this classic reference book is a must-have for any student and conscientious writer. Intended for use in which the practice of composition is combined with the study of literature, it gives in brief space the principal requirements of plain English style and concentrates attention on the rules of usage and principles of composition most commonly violated." This book has never been out of print since 1918, and Lo! W. Strunk and E. B. White (you may recall a fiction of his) still hit the nails on their heads! I highly recommend every person have this thin volume on their desk for casual perusal, but failing the hard copy, here's a link to the online version http://www.bartleby.com/141/
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Re:vino
There's a great deal of truth in what you say!
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Re:New gold my hiney
"The new gold is IP," McBride said.
Right idea, wrong metaphor. Linux is a source of gold, but it's more like The Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs. As in Aesop's fable, you can feed and care for the goose and a reliable source of gold will come your way. Darl is trying to kill the goose to get at all the eggs at once but, like the fool in the story, he's ending up with nothing. Those who have been looking after the goose (Red Hat, Novell, IBM, et al) have profitted. ...SCO soon to become ghost town, after unsuccessfully mining the Linux kernel and not finding one itty bitty nugget. -
No, most people...
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Re:If it takes video game charactersYes, poll taxes were used (apparently mostly in my home region of the country, unfortunately) (see http://www.bartleby.com/65/po/polltax.html).
Back to the original subject:
I believe that voters _should_ be informed in order to vote, but would not argue for any restriction requiring them to be informed--due to the almost certainty of abuse. Consequently, I do not think that people should be blindly encouraged to vote. Uninformed voters are too easy to manipulate.
I'll not be voting for either GWB or JFK, but I will be voting Libertarian, because I strongly support the platform--despite the fact that Badnarik has essentially no chance of winning. I'd rather not have my vote diluted by a popularity contest amongst people who don't really care who wins.
If I couldn't find a candidate I felt I could support, I'd leave the position blank, but I'd still show up and vote--because I believe it is important, not because someone told me it is.
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Re:Bush-speak...
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Re:EULA
Bartleby begs to differ.
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Re:Good luck
First, science and religion are only incompatible to the simple-minded. Second, prayer doesn't necessarily imply a petition to God, but could simply be something hoped for (see def. 5a).
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Inconsistent Spelling
As far as I know, you should have either written "metres" and "litres" or "meters" and "liters". Mixing British and American spellings mid-sentence is a bit odd.
Also, Centigrade was renamed to Celsius back in 1948.
Finally, the US government has never really tried to legislate the use of SI the way most others have. You do not have a legal requirement to list kilograms anywhere pounds are used, or to post speed limit signs in kilometres, or anything of that sort.