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Grover: On my linux box, I once swapped out the motherboard, put in a new video card, doubled the RAM, installed a CD burner, installed a RAID array of (6) 200GB SATA Drives, and overclocked the CPU without ever rebooting it

Rusty: Didn't you reboot it a few weeks ago?

Grover: Yeah, I had to reboot to install my Thumb Drive

link related.

I'm not AC, and it's text only, but here's a riff on Rule 34 for that - scroll down to ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO for the Rule 34 bit, or read the whole thing to LYFAO.

Wow, a capital letter...

http://bash.org/?367896

How do you shout without a caps lock key?

Like this.

I thought the caps lock key made things easier? http://www.bash.org/?835030

I supposed it depends on the people in question.

that reminds me of the joke about the guy who wanted to kill every single jew and a clown

http://www.bash.org/?171987

[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao

You can't type backspace on a real time phone call. Besides, if it wasn't for IRC we wouldn't have one of the most prime humor engines, bash QDB

http://bash.org/?866112

Do you go around on IRC as Cthon98? Just wonderin'.

I have prior art, I was born with a magic wand!

Yes?

And do you put on your robe and wizard hat before you use it?

In Harry Potter, if you replace "Wand" with "Wang", the results are hilarious.

Bash.

So was this the first thought for anyone else when they read this story?

http://bash.org/?111338

Yes, this makes me feel like a horrible person.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

You again?! What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

Or maybe this guy now works for Amazon?!

I'm surprised that this classic quote hasn't surfaced yet. TPB certainly had some inspiration from bash.org

oblig.

Oblig. Bash.org

So is bash.org.

Reminds me about that bash.org quote about quitting people from a channel--doesn't mean what you think it means

http://www.bash.org/?362137

Bash quote:
<Handy> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
<Handy> they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

From: http://www.bash.org/?537155

... Okay, I'll go get my coat.

Ob. bash.org

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

http://bash.org/?329292

"you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2" http://www.bash.org/?244321

I know EXACTLY what you mean, and so does Kanishka.

Oblig.

Reminds me of a bash.org quote..
http://bash.org/?349135

You use the web sights to aim your face-knife cannon.

This guy is in trouble.

Unzipping...

Hey you don't need to be gay to enjoy some throbbingly good gay erotica, such as this.

Oblig.

reference

I wonder how that face stabbing device is coming along.

You should have answered in this manner...

"127.0.0.1 has not been reported as beeing investigated."

How long until the government finds a loophole allowing them to investigate 0.0.0.0 or 127.0.0.1, or maybe even one of the 224.0.0.0/4 addresses? They could simultaneously investigate everyone with a single incriminating IP address!

Reminds me of this quote: http://www.bash.org/?742386

ObBash

http://www.bash.org/?246405

Remote cockpunch feature still unimplemented

First things first. We need to invent a device that remotely stabs people in the face, first.

i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

What astounds me is that Nursie doesn't understand why other people don't find it intuitive as well. The fact that you have to type in certain character strings (not even words) in a predetermined order with no hint from the prompt as to what to do, the fact that the computer does not understand near misses like "app-get install firefox" or "install firefox" or "aptget install firefox" or "apt-get firefox" is a far cry from the GUI that guides the user down a limited set of possible choices. Presumably Nursie would scratch his/her head trying to figure out what's so funny about following obquote taken from http://www.bash.org/?464385:

Then you, like many others, entirely missed the point of my post.

I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE GUI.

Use the gui, use it if you're a newb or if you like graphical environments or if you just find that it works for you or whatever. That's not what I'm laughing at.

For god's sake....

The guy professes to have used MS DOS and Windows for two decades. Yet he finds one of the simplest, least argumented programs in existence to be scarily complicated, and goes so far as to say that even hardcore geeks are scared of it. This is what's funny. Not "OMG! N00bs can't use apt!!"

FFS, how many times do I have to explain this?

Agree with above. From the GGGP:

apt-cache search

apt-get install

Yup, my head just exploded from the complexity.

I'm not surprised that Nursie finds this intuitive. What astounds me is that Nursie doesn't understand why other people don't find it intuitive as well. The fact that you have to type in certain character strings (not even words) in a predetermined order with no hint from the prompt as to what to do, the fact that the computer does not understand near misses like "app-get install firefox" or "install firefox" or "aptget install firefox" or "apt-get firefox" is a far cry from the GUI that guides the user down a limited set of possible choices. Presumably Nursie would scratch his/her head trying to figure out what's so funny about following obquote taken from http://www.bash.org/?464385:

<@insomnia> it only takes three commands to install Gentoo
<@insomnia> cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6
<@insomnia>that's the first one

http://www.bash.org/?197845

Obligatory bash post:

http://www.bash.org/?244321

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

And don't give me bullshit about "international stamps, etc". That's not what this is about. True, bandwidth corresponds to charging by weight, but on the internet, there are no foreign countries. Every computer is a local one. If you want to separate sites in Europe from one in the States then you may as well just shut the whole network down altogether, because you will have irreparably broken it.

This disagrees with you.

In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

http://bash.org/?203815

File stealing: http://bash.org/?104052

as seen on bash.org

Then linux is for you and you desire Gentoo. It's 3 simple commands to install:

http://bash.org/?464385

the keys are like right next to each other.

I think it's better to have multiple smaller drives than a single big one. My 2 500 gigers were $65 each. I have everything important on both so when one goes, it won't be a major loss.

Keep redundancy away from Creative, though: mein leben!

Note: I own many Creative products, including soundcards, and they have yet to fail on me. (: