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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Source.

must be this guy.... http://bash.org/?330261

This guy here will need 30 bullets to wipe his hard drives.

For those of you who have wondered where the "robe and wizard hat" thing came from:

http://bash.org/?104383

Do you think that stealing from a person is much worse than stealing from a store?

Well, you could make that argument from multiple angles, but again you're dealing with straw men.

The problem is not the relative moral culpability of the acts so much as the accuracy of the analogy. Stealing a CD from a record store is far more like not paying the RIAA for a download -- especially since downloaded music easily substitutes for a store purchase. Breaking into someone's home is totally inaccurate. When you download a song from someone else, you aren't stealing the song from them, you're just not paying the rights owner for it.

Reminds me of this: http://www.bash.org/?178890

Hmmm... I've yet to get the shit beat out of me on the internet

Won't stop people from trying to make it a reality.

Oblig:

http://www.bash.org/?4281

All I need now is google underwear that twitters for me with real time gps tracking so I know where I've been.

or to find your underwear & socks in the morning. http://bash.org/?1660

I guess you didn't realize that Metallica didn't stop after 1986.... ;)
http://bash.org/?197845

Maybe they should have used this backup strategy, although this one looks more like this...

Maybe they should have used this backup strategy, although this one looks more like this...

Why not, we all know she's a dirty old woman anyway: http://bash.org/?111338

Classic bash.org reference aside, I think the iChoke deserves to be mentioned here.

Dad?

DANNY?!?!?!

Its way too long for me. Can someone sumarize please using the medium of dance.

Yes.

Oh and yes my parents use vista, so there is verry little change they will get mallware installed.

HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

For the noobs: http://www.bash.org/?117002

For those of you who doesn't get the reference: http://bash.org/?104383

For those of you not who don't get it:
http://www.bash.org/?104383

Oblig Bash.org reference

So, this?

Here's a few pulled-from-my-ass tests for the real world, as opposed to their real-world tests for an ad-revenue-driven world.

1. Fill the disk with data, then write random bytes to random sectors of the disk (using a repeatable PRNG). See what percentage of the filesystem is still recoverable afterwards, and how long it takes to do a fsck on it.
2. Time this.
3. Count the number of times each FS's developers have murdered someone (hey, it's no less meaningless than measuring a FPS timedemo in terms of seconds per filesystem).

bash.org:

"omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests"

Bash.org reference for those that don't get it.

http://www.bash.org/?104383

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
...

I think someone has thought of the same basic concept before. Personally I wouldn't want to have a bomb ready to go off at any time on my lap, the C4 is relatively stable but the detonator really isn't and would have to be in place. A spark, a battery on fire and boom goes you. The collateral damage could be pretty nasty too, even if the charge is small. If you want the James Bond solution, I'd go with poisonous darts on the front, open it up and you get a nasty surprise. That way you can carry an antidote in case of malfunction, plus the laptop is unharmed and can be returned to you. Well maybe, after a friendly chat with the local police.

http://bash.org/?205567

I was pretty dumb about computers.
Then I learned you could get porn on them.
3 years later I'm a system administrator.

someone speak python here?
  HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
  SSSSS
  the programming language

http://www.bash.org/?400459

For those who want to be in on the joke, it's a bash.org quote.

I've done dead tree and online IQ tests, and every one I've taken has come out within a 6 point range.

Just read some stuff on bash.org, and you'll see a few examples of very stupid people.

Here's a good one:

http://www.bash.org/?420855

All that and you couldn't link to bash.org?!

http://www.bash.org/?2999

Heh, I've always loved that quote.

Every time I think of someone from Slashdot on a date I imagine this:

I put on my robe and wizard hat ...

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"...actually, that's not something I think I want to see in my government. :)

"You still there, baby? I think it's getting hard now."

http://bash.org/?24262

Seeing the words cyber and attack in the same sentence always causes this to read itself aloud to me in my head.

Bad taste in IRC? Never heard of such a thing.

You could at least link to the bash.org fork to make the comment more relevant.

Bad taste in IRC? Never heard of such a thing.

Before someone invents (and uses) a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet I'd like to mention that my kid's school uses robo-calls to inform us of upcoming events (end of the quarter, statewide testing days, etc.) and it's great so let's give him the benefit of the doubt. :-)

Obligatory bash quote:

http://www.bash.org/?714706

Far2Paranoid: Knew this guy in HS
Far2Paranoid: Built a box with 2x 350Mhz Pentium2, back in '98
Far2Paranoid: The trick was, filled his bathtub w/ glycerin
Far2Paranoid: Took apart a mini-fridge and used the coils to cool the glycerin to ~40F
Far2Paranoid: Then sunk the box so he could OC the CPUs to 1.3Ghz
Far2Paranoid: Coolest shit I've ever seen.
AlbinoChpmnk: If this was sitting in his tub, how did he shower?
Far2Paranoid: After what I just said, what makes you think he showered?

Time for my prayers: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

I'm so glad bash is back.

Of course, http://www.bash.org/?104383

I agree, a few weeks delay is nothing for a project like this. It could be worse, this snag could have meant they could be back up in a couple of days instead.

Has the internet stabbing device been invented?
(from http://www.bash.org/?4281 )

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* nmp3bot dances : D|-<
* nmp3bot dances : D/-<
[SA]HatfulOfHollow: i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Hahahaha! Disregard that, I suck cocks.
-Das Modell

reference in case people think I'm trolling.

RIP http://bash.org/

Oh how we miss you

Well yeah, bullets on the screen are secure:
http://www.bash.org/?244321 or cached:
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:www.bash.org/%3F244321

Obg link to bash.org

http://www.bash.org/?244321

Explains user-unsecurity.

Bash.org has been down for a couple weeks now.

Obg link to bash.org

http://www.bash.org/?244321

Explains user-unsecurity.