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Wouldn't it be much easier to just have a Bonsai Kitten? No mess, no fuss, no allergies. And you can store it neatly on the shelf.

"a kitten in every pot?"

Maybe they should buy out www.bonsaikitten.com?

I hope there's a special place in Hell that they keep nice and warm for people who do things like that, right next door to the place where they keep people who put kittens in glass jars.

And the real bonsai kitten page of course:

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

I bought a bonsai kitten a couple of years ago, I'm a completely satisfied customer. Cute, unique, conversation starter.

More net users, more porn, more dead kittens :)

If God has to kill a kitten every time, then He must do what He has to do; just so long as there are still a few left over for bonsai. ;-)

Since you seem extraordinarily gullible, especially as it relates to cats, I highly recommend a visit to Bonsai Kitten.

There are already plenty of great uses for cats.

If you have four drive bays available, may I hubly suggest kitticulture? It's a wonderful hobby, and the space is just the right size for your project. The warmth of the CPU and the devices in the 3.5 inch bays will help your subject mature comfortably, and your PC will purr as never before! Mounting railas will help you to remove the project easily at maturity, and your pet can supply fluid to a liquid-cooling system for your CPU. Also, if you have available power leads from your PSU, you can help to stimulate muscle growth in your project while keeping the subject confined indefinitely.

I remember Bonsai Kitten. All the ladies in the office were so mad about this back in the day.

First there was Bonsai Kitten and now this? Its all getting pretty silly I say :)

Well .. you can atleast make bonsai kittens! :)

Saving 3 legged kittens? Feline amputation pales in comparison to the hideous cruely inflicted in the sick art of creating bonsai kittens.

Phillip.

http://bonsaikitten.com/
Perfect for the cube, you can make a cube-shaped kitty!

Cats using your PC.

Or you might consider a better solution for the problem

{=^:^=} meow!

Talk her into a Mac, if you can.

I can't believe I said that. This is in no way any attempt to encourage creating a bonsai person, even a voluntary one.

The idea of a of a "Cat without cat problems" has been around for a while.

I think this is a much more cost effective option.

by these people http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Yeah, pregnancies take 58 to 65 days. How long starting from a test tube?

Heck, even during growth you keep having to transplant them to larger and larger test tubes.

See for yourself.

We don't need $3500 hypo-allergenic cats from some wacky company! We can get allergen-free cats with much higher decorative value and incredible conversation pieces from BonsaiKitten.
These guys have been around for a bit longer, and their method has been tried and tested. You can easily make your own with a few easy-to-find tools, for a fraction of the cost, and definitely eye-catchers.

(Laugh a little, folks ;P)

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Want some more useless html on kittens ?!? Check this out. Very funny :D

Keeping one locked up it's entire life is no different than doing a bonsai kitty.

Well there is more effort ito making a bonsai kitten. I have no idea where I can get small acrylic boxes.

And I'm ashamed that you wouldn't even give a link to the site.

on a serious note, I think your full of crap. I've had many cats throughout my life and every time I give in and let them "have the chance to explore" it's been run over by a car.

Now I have 3 cats, all indoor, 2 kittens even. I have to say, these are the happiest animals I have ever seen.

not to sound shallow, but I hope you get splinters from that tree your hugging.

this is slashdot - tell us about the Small Form Factor edition.

No need for unreliable amatuer modding, when you can but them pre-modded from these guys.

All you need to know has long been at: Bonsai Kitten!

You mean something like Bonsai Kitten?

Don't forget bonsai kittens!

a Bonsai Kitten

Hmmm my twisted mind can sink far lower.... I thought how does one change the tempo of the music, then I had the idea add small kittens to the hamster cage !!!

Anon for my own safety :-)

The internet infrastructure should be managed and run by the community

Yes I'm sure that would work.

how about one of these?

but still if you want something that grows slowly, get a bonsai.

Right. It works with some animals too.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

While it's not the pills chasing the kitten, I've always liked Bonsai Kittens.

That is horrible! How can you talk about shaving a poor, sweet, defenseless kitty cat? You are supposed to keep them in a safe, warm, secure place as shown on Bonsai Kitten. Shaving a cat, what an irresponsible suggestion for you to make! ;)

Humans don't need genetic engineering or even planned breeding programs to produce interesting effects... check out the Singapore Drain Cat

There are even other methods as well which lead to very interesting results. Are you familiar with the Bonsai Kitten?

So, does this mean I will no longer be able to buy my Bonsai Kitten's anymore?

Finally maybe there will be a cheaper mainstream version of the Bonsai Kitten! I can't wait to get mine.

At least we still have the Bonzai Kitten.
I have almost "finished" my first bonzai kitten project. Of course I am using a mini atx cabinet instead of a bottle.

these guys have had the problem solved for a while now see the waste removeal section. Actualy you may find that after following these technics, that the resultant cats are worth more than the urine was on eBay.

This is almost as disgusting as eating cats

But not as cuddly as Bonsai Kitten

I modded you up because I got excited with the talk of killing puppies and cute kittens... But I guess that wasn't really the point of your comment... Ah well.

I think THIS might be suitable for that kitty cat ;)

this is the same government agency that was too busy trying to shut down bonsaikitten.com to pay attention to terrorist threats to destroy multiple buildings just seven months later...

It is likely that these thoughts in your head are the result of a dog with mind control capabilities. Look for any dogs that you know who hate cats. If you find such a dog around you, superglue it's eyes shut to protect yourself.

...Book PC.
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the lego church is astonishing Christened as a monument to dead cats, no less

This may not be made of lego but its one hell of a shrine to dead cats

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