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Making the "Delete" key larger isn't a bad idea. But since Windows is still the most widely used operating system out there, maybe they should make the "Control" and "Alt" keys larger as well...

Already been done.

You need the Bitchin'fast3D2000

Wow! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

You need the Bitchin'fast3D2000

LMAO! I remember when that was on the store shelves... I almost died laughing.

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/63ed627e

Too funny!

Idiot mods are idiots

The image files names from recent documents looked like child porn.

ok, so now he has to provide files with the same filenames ? what about doing just that - like in hot chick with nice pussy ?

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/463c5922

Had to be said.

Vote for the "one key" Internet keyboard

This one comes close...

We have got something to suit your tastes, sir. Holds up well to all tests of time : http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/35a796d8/5e08eed6

Only on the series of tubes of the Interwebs does someone Piss and Whine when another person does them a favour.

I hereby declare Opera a whiny bizznatch.

Already been done...

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All these years later, and its still no match for the original Bitchin' fast 3d! 2000 Livin' la Video loca con Puerto Para Garficios Acelerados Gigante!

Maybe someone should try to be less argumentative and more polite. Because...

Bitchin fast 3D

That's only a problem in the US though.

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I have always liked carcino.gen.nz as a domain. He has a good collection of photos also.

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Let me help you.

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The keyboard you speak of already exists. Perhaps you've just joined a group of pirates? Their keyboard does not have a capslock key either: http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/04980e0b/0e 296006

I'm confused. Would tagging lesbian Barbie with the keyword "Barbie" be legal or illegal?

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/46 3c5922

The customer base is larger than one might think:

You would think that the fact that the Nova's actually sold better than predicted would have been an indication that people should stop putting it in Economics textbooks and using it as examples of bad names.

Personally, I'm partial to things that end up like they shouldn't in English. Like this chinese restaurant that I saw in Lake City, Florida (sorta looks like profanity, so possibly NSFW).

That restaurant is there every time I drive through that spot, so I'm not sure that it necessarily matters what you call yourself for small-time business.

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http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/276e9e77/m anwithhugecock.jpg?cb=1115204527 ?

aah yes... here is an example of the usefulness of drag and drop in windows http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/04980e0b/5e 7e783a

There, it'll be easier: BREASTS

us guys have one too!

Repeat after me: "I will not feed the trolls"

I think This sums it up ...

And by the way, does anyone have a larger version of the Gates-Borg picture? I think it'd make a nice addition to my desktop and cell phone's wall papers.

Sure!
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/04980e0b/44 356df7

from a few years back

I think this classic is in order.

Also this picture mocking this picture, which is a takeoff on this picture sent around by people who have issues understanding the boundaries between their lives and other peoples'.

Also this picture mocking this picture, which is a takeoff on this picture sent around by people who have issues understanding the boundaries between their lives and other peoples'.

But the iBrator has already been developed.

You are conflating hardware and software and opensource and free software. In an age of zero-cost copying, it is indeed *unethical* to deny your users freedom. It is not, however, *illegal*. So go ahead and keep doing it. But don't pretend that all is hunky dory.

Furthermore, "open source" means "gosh, software seems to end up better when we release the code for people to tinker with", while "free software" means "it is unethical to ditribute and use software that takes away freedoms from the user". RMS is talking about the second, which is a philosophical point, and you are claiming that somehow open source being imperfect means that the free software philosophy is wrong.

Oh wait - I'm arguing on the internet.

I like this one

If I started doing rack-mount in my house, I'd end up with that. I simply have to restrict the number of concurrently-running computers in my place to retain any semblance of a sane environment.

Often the first thing a woman says when she walks into my apartment (usually with a matter-of-fact-but-obviously-unimpressed tone): "Gee, you have a lot of wires".

Cheers
Stor

The same can be said for arguing on the internet.

This image seems appropriate here.

Anyway, here's the thing about telecommuting/consulting. Some companies will fly you anywhere and give you whatever tools you want, if they think you're worth it. Depending on the company or the job, you may have to be flown in for training, but really, if you're telecommuting it's assumed that you already know what you're doing. Unless of course, you need to learn something about the particular problem you're being hired to work on.

Most companies don't hire full-time telecommuters, so if you want to telecommute, you'll be looking for contract work, which can be quite lucrative. Check out www.rentacoder.com, elance.com, and other freelance programming sites.

Unfortunately, my company is not hiring right now (sorry, I was being sarcastic which is how I get when I'm being argumentative). But, judging from your website you wouldn't want to work for us, since we make software for Call Centers (telemarketing). It's not *all* telemarketing, but that's where about half of our business comes from. Good luck finding a job though.

Lastly, allow me to share a funny (albeit WRONG) joke with you. Here it is.

see link...

Why FreeBSD Rulz j00!

Next thing you know, Apple will be selling condoms as well. Call it the iWrap, and you can include them in the same commercial...

Doomrat,

Someone who calls himself "Doom Rat" should not be calling other people mentally ill. That is not a name chosen by someone with self esteem.

On the other hand, your point should be considered.

Several years ago, a short piece in The Atlantic Monthly, a respected U.S. magazine, compared Bill Gates to Satan. I'm guessing Satan found that quite annoying.

Others have suggested that Bill Gates and Satan are friends.

Hmmm, let's see what Google has to say... Well, lots of people claim to have proof that Bill Gates is Satan. For example, this article quotes the Bible and uses numerology for the "proof". Some claim to have a photo.

The verdict: Saying negative things about Microsoft and Bill Gates is an obsession, and a widely shared obsession.

That's great! Form a programmers' union!
Or just follow your own line, and finish your job too late a bunch of times. Be brave! Let them fire you. Rest assured, it's no big deal. You deserve better!

Make your own choices. Are you afraid the wrong choices will make you end up in the gutter? Not so. Only the people who cannot make decent choices end up in the gutter - the people who can't make the choice to stop drinking, to enter a work-for-food program, to go into therapy...

although i'm not quite sure about
THIS guy.. :)

If for no other reason then it attracts stalkers like you. I have lots of them. Some of them sexually stimulate themselves while reading my posts and replying to them. Feel free to butter yourself up and enjoy yourself.

I think you need to change your definition of stalker to match what the rest of the world uses. You see, you responded to me. And if you have stalkers, it means you are a fucking idiot and people make fun of you, and point you out to their friends.

In fact, I think this is you.

You should hook up with HanzoSan, you guys would make a great team.

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According to this story, Linux Torvlads has still not distanced himself from Usama ben Laden, with whom he is said to have enjoyed a homosexual relationship.