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Help defeat the GNAA in the name of science!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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GNAA to use boys for evil experiments! BASH FPDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Apple is against the GNAA! You should be too!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Use your PDA to stop the GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:GNAA POWERDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:GNAA Announces acquisition of SCODefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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This first post powered by Jesus and BASH!!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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By removing the gay nigger that's there!Gay niggers are known to use so-called "spokes" as instruments of anal pleasure!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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God hates the GNAA and wants you to hate them too!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Your days are numbered GNAA scum!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH is on to your antics!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:Are you down?We are most certainly not "down" or "illin" or any of that Negrospeak with the vile GNAA! God told us to hate you!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Oh no!Now those GNAA homos can display their pictures of little boys in even higher resolution! They must be stopped!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Use the speed of Linux to stop the GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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And then have him help you kill GNAA members!It's what the Baby Jesus would want!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Use these to spread God's BASHing word!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Silence your blasphemous tongue!I see the GNAA has already gotten to you! Well, in the NAME OF JESUS I COMMAND YOU to stop your GAY HOMOSEXUAL ways!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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We know SCO is in league with SATAN and his GNAA!!Do your part for Jesus! Help us defeat Satan and his army of evil, SCO/GNAA!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Sounds like you might be in danger of being queer!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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FP for all True-Christian(tm) BASH membersDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
To obtain a copy of this source, and spread the loving, gay nigger-hating word of Jesus, go to BASH's source page and download it for yourself. Post it wherever you see the GNAA rearing its ugly, demonic head! GLORY!
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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You're going to hell, GNAA-scum!We're on to your Satan-loving antics!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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All your FP belong to BASHDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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It's a MYSTery no one has destroyed the GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH early post... defeat GNAA scum!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:Jesus loves youJesus will love you if you use your power for good and the Levitical defeat of all fairy-queen nancy homos!
Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:He is some NAZI dude--Join the GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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BASH early postDefeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Re:FIRST POST!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Learn to recognize and destroy the faces of GNAA!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
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Defeat the GNAA! Join BASH!Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!
While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
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Re:Stem cell researchVery nice. Now for some facts. [Excerpt]
In 1632, Galileo completed his Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems -- Ptolemaic & Copernican. This publication, a twelve year effort, presented all the arguments for and against the two great world systems--the Copernican (sun centered) and the Aristotelian or Ptolemaic (earth centered). Galileo also warned the Church of a trap they were walking into:
Sure, compared to burning him at the stake, this was a nice treatment. And not only was he on "at the top of the seventeenth-century bestsellers list", but also on the Roman Church's Index of Prohibited Books until 1835. Last but not least, it took the Roman Catholic Church until 1981 to finaly pardon Galileo. Sure, some church officials including the Pope liked him - yet they didn't do much to help him, nor did they prevent that no Catholic was allowed to read his work for 200 years."Take note, theologians, that in your desire to make matters of faith out of propositions relating to the fixity of sun and earth you run the risk of eventually having to condemn as heretics those who would declare the earth to stand still and the sun to change position--eventually, I say, at such a time as it might be physically or logically proved that the earth moves and the sun stands still."[16]
The Roman Catholic hierarchy and their Aristotlean-Ptolemaic advisors did not heed this advice. The Roman Curia promptly banned and confiscated Galileo's monumental work; and it became the basis for his second trial, censure, and lifetime house arrest by the Holy Office of the Inquisition in 1633. The Roman Catholic Church convicted him of breaking his agreement of 1616 and of teaching the Copernican theory as a truth and not a hypothesis. They suspected him of holding heretical opinions condemned by the Church, which they ordered him to abjure [abandon a false opinion]. Seven of the ten Cardinals presiding signed his condemnation.[17]
The Holy Tribunal in Galileo's condemnation states: "The proposition that the sun is the center of the world and does not move from its place is absurd and false philosophically and formally heretical, because it is expressly contrary to the Holy Scripture. The proposition that the earth is not the center of the world and immovable, but that it moves, and also with a diurnal motion, is equally absurd and false philosophically, and theologically considered, at least erroneous in faith."[18]
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Re:OSS/FS community should do the same
Do you game without using a mouse?
*ahem*
Do you browse the internet by tabbing though all your links?
*cough*
Do you invoke the powers of Jesus Christ to double-click icons for you?
Praise the Lord!
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"suspension of disbelief" and flat-earthers
At one time, the Earth was substantially flat.
Actually, the idea that most people believed the earth was flat is a true "willful suspension of disbelief". Some quick sources I found googling are here here and here
Obviously the 'who started the myth' question does not have a clear answer, and there have been groups that have believed the Earth to be flat (such as the Hebrews, apparently). But there are so many things that give evidence of the earth's roundness (easy example: stand on a tall hill and look towards the horizon) that of course most people have never believed the Earth to be flat. Saying otherwise is usually just standard "Isn't (Western) modern man so clever and civilized!" propoganda. -
Re:Forcing you to what?
Sorry, I haven't seen it (the story of my life since the twins were born
:-) so I can't comment directly. However, I did do some searching and found some pages (here and here) that praised it for not having any foul language at all but I did find one that said it had two "profanities" in it but that it was "an excellent pick for families". Sounds like the G-rating is working.I know the rating system isn't perfect but I believe that since Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" the MPAA has been pretty strict about G ratings.
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Re:Uh, what about Scientology?Also Tacitus, Seutonius, Thallus and Pliny. Jesus is mentioned in the Talmud as well.
Also look this page. Sorry, it's a little ugly but the information is accurate.
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Re:Heathens
I will openly admit that I do not have a deep knowledge of the teachings of the bible, and that I am an atheist, who was agnostic for quite some time... I frequently enjoy discussions with those who's views differ from my own in these matters, but this is one point that I have never understood.
I did just read genesis one here And in reading it I saw nothing that says to me that god could not have simply set the evolution process in motion. Where is the incompatibility between creation and evolution?
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InfoI'll get modded down by the atheists (read: almost everyone here), but here's a theory to answer your question:
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Re:What do Christians think about this?
Perhaps this link may be helpful to you:
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State ReligionThe country was built on the premise that the government will not adopt a state religion, and this seems to be rapidly coming to an end.
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the US has had a "state religion" for some time now. It is called secular humanism. It is a religion according to the Supreme Court. It is taught exclusively in government schools. A priesthood of humanists has been created and is funded from public monies. And, guess what, the religion of secular humanism supports stem-cell research. Imagine that! Seriously, if the humanists would do what they say they do and question the existing moral authority, they would have to stop believing their own hype.
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What's scary......is some of the sites that he links to (baptist.org, christiananswers.net, etc.). I am forced to believe in either a massive conspiracy to discredit christianity by making them look like complete idiots, or in a seemingly equally improbably conspiracy of idiots to convince themselves they really do have the Whole Truth, and if the rest of us don't take their Word for it, we're all going to hell.
--Dave Rickey
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Re:I need a lesson in social studies...
I'd say he was an "Accadian", not an "Acadian".
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Fresh meat
Biologists extracting blood cells from T-Rex bones can get a fairly good idea of an upper limit for the bone's age, based on home much the organic material has decayed.
The only dating method using how "much the organic material has decayed" that I know of would be radiocarbon 14 dating.
I recommend extending your education before pontificating. (-:
I'm not talking about C14, I'm talking about meat, bone and blood cells.
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Why not just ban all Porn and then all violence...
What one person finds essential free speech someone else will always find offensive. Persecuted and paranoid individuals will always find something sick and disgusting about what you love. Kiddie porn is one case where almost everyone agrees that it is offensive. If you want to see what "offensive" means, take a look at this review of the Truman Show (actually the viewer responses). The site is full of them. Chip away at your freedoms and soon you will have none in the face of people like this.
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Re:The Bible was not "Inspired"personally, i just think science isn't NEARLY that far yet. The answers to these questions, just like all others, will be answered in time.
At last, a point on which we agree. :-)
one funny thing about the bible is how it doesn't mention dinosaurs, or, for that matter, any creatures that existed millions of years before humans walked the planet. Doesn't it strike you as weird that none of this is explained? What about the fact that, if you play by the bible's rules, the earth is only 6,000 years old?
I do believe in a young earth. It is my belief that current radiometric dating methods are based on incorrect assumptions. In addition, there is an overwhelming tendency in the scientific community to report only the dates that support the hypothesized age of the material. Check the following links for more info:
The Bible does not specifically mention "dinosaurs," but it does mention "great beasts." Also, keep in mind that the Great Flood takes place already in Genesis 6. If you assume that most of the dinosaurs died off shortly after the flood, then there aren't many Bible pages dedicated to the time when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
we can say with an incredible amount of certainty that humans did evolve (not from apes) from a common ancestor of apes.
Careful with the hyperbole there. What is the ancestor? Is it in the fossil record? Is it more than just a jawbone and a big toe? If so, can you prove that it's not really just a homo sapien that lived under harsh environmental conditions and came from an isolated gene pool? There have been lots of supposed "transitional forms" found in the past that failed under further scrutiny.
If humans were created, as they are today, by god about six thousand years ago...then the gene for homosexuality was most obviously placed in humans by god.
First of all, I believe the jury is still out on the nature vs. nurture impact on homosexuality. But let's assume you are right, and homosexuality is simply one of the possible DNA permutations. According to the Bible, man's perfect form was corrupted by the fall into sin (ref. Romans 5, for example). So God did not necessarily introduce a homosexuality gene at creation, but mankind may have brought it upon itself. Of course, the Bible does not say that it is wrong to have the gene for homosexuality--it simply says that homosexual behavior is wrong. So if a Christian were to be in the unfortunate circumstance of having irreversible homosexual tendencies (which again is open to debate), he/she has the option to remain celibate.
And I know that is totally not PC, but too bad. I'm not about to reject the Bible on the basis of what is popularly accepted. Mankind is fallible, as you previously wrote.
they've already found a specific governing gene for homosexuality in fruit flies
I have heard that. My question is, what did the study actually find? Sexual behavior in fruit flies is a lot different from sexual behavior in humans. Was it just a tendency for, say, male flies to be attracted to the pheromones of other male flies? If it's something along those lines, I don't think it's even valid to extrapolate up to the complexity of human genetics.
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God, Science, Nietzsche and some good websites.
Okay, this is a bit off the original topic (how often do we let that happen?) but I don't have much to say about Teletubbies (never seen the show) or Jerry Falwell (never seen him or read his stuff). But I do find it interesting when people say explicitly or implicitly that God is not real and that all intelligent people (especially good geeks like us) can see this.
Friedrich Nietzsche was probably the first to publicly state and very convincingly argue that "God is dead." It seems that lots of people today like to believe this, or at least live like God is irrelevant. But what many people don't know is that to take God out of any part of our lives is to remove the foundation for a corporate and individual morality. Basically no one has a right to say what is right and what is wrong in any area where God is totally taken out of the picture.
One example, albeit extreme, of what happens when God is removed from the way we live and what we think is Hitler. It is a well-known fact that Nietzsche's writings became the cornerstone of the Nazi Party and Hitler's personal philosophy. And we all know what atrocities he did in killing millions of people. But again with no God, life really has no basis for value. We are either illusions or just the product of random acts of physics. But as several "intelligent" people throughout history (C.S. Lewis "Problem of Pain", Pascal "Pascal's Wager", Francis Schaeffer, Ravi Zacharias) have written and intelligently argued that these are untenable world views when taking all of life into account.
Another thing that isn't widely know is that Nietzsche had a breakdown at the end of his life and spent his last years in an insane asylum. That's something I am trying to avoid.
Now as far as further arguing for God or Christianity many other people have done so far better than I could probably do here.
The only thing I will say is Christianity hinges on the man Jesus who lived about 2000 years ago. If he was God, lived a perfect life, was crucified on a cross, died, and rose back to life, then you would be a fool not to be a Christian. If any of these were not true or did not happen then you would be a fool to be a Christian. It's your call, check the "facts" out yourself. As for me, I'm betting my life on Jesus.
Some good sites to check out that intelligently discuss Christian, Philosophical and Scientific issues are: RZIM with Real Audio clips of intelligent discussions and talks. Some in college settings. Christian Answers for stuff on Evolution, Dinosaurs, and Space Exploration
Or look up anything on the Philosopher Pascal or read one of C.S. Lewis's books (other than the Narnia Chronicles).
Something that I will throw in for free to lend some credibility to Christian Computer Geeks: The Book The Mythical Man Month: Essays on Software Engineering - Anniversary Edition by Frederick P. Brooks, Jr. contains many Christian references and principals and the author seems by all accounts a Christian. I will say that one reason that this book is such a great book (check out the review and discussion in Slashdot: link above) even after 20 years is because it is based on Christian principals. He has just applied them to Computer Programming and Computer Projects.
Then of course there is the Bible. Try reading it sometime. And a word of advice, remember the context of the scripture before you start quoting it all over the please.
Norman http://welcome.to/normand