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Orgasm by emailIf your computer has a "sex synthesizer" (either something as crude as a FU-FME or direct neural interface ala Larry Niven's "wireheads") that it uses to render the x-neural/orgasm MIME type, who the hell is going to wait around for a kind email? Just write up a little script to play it in a loop, and drop out of society.
And assuming you eventually get all you want from the aforementioned script and stop it, then you're probably not going to be in the mood to execute x-neural/orgasm email attachments at arbitrary times.
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Orgasm via email
Maybe it isn't so far fetched
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P2P teledildonics
Teledildonics? You mean like F__kU-F__kMe? That'd be an interesting P2P application.
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Re:damnit
Don't forget about the FuckU-FuckMe device.
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Re:Slashdot dreams
Oh.. so you should reclaim your IP from this site then.
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Re:Bloat
At this rate, Moz 1.6 will have an included oral sex plugin.
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Haptics on crack
Here's a couple of haptics for you (Someone seems to have already posted the rez vibrator link):
http://www.syberpunk.com/images/misc/boonga/ Spank everyone from your ex girlfriend to a child molester!
http://www.fu-fme.com/ Fuck-U Fuck-Me. Fake, but -
Re:Hey!
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Changing the way of communication
Guys! Check this out! When will someone write Linux drivers to THIS REVOLUTIONARY DEVICE!? There's pictures of that device also!
FuckU-FuckMe(tm) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet.
Powerful features let you sexually communicate with your remote partner and provide an absolutely realistic sensual experience of a real intercourse.
The basic FuckU-FuckMe(tm) kit consists of two hardware units - genitalDrive(tm) model M (male) and genitalDrive(tm) model F (female) and an accompanying software interface.
The genitalDrive is an internal device in a standard case that can be installed in any free 5.25" slot of your PC. The FuckU-FuckMe software connects your genitalDrive with a corresponding unit on a remote PC using TCP/IP protocol.
When you start remote sexual intercourse with your partner using FuckU-FuckMe(tm) the system will transmit all your actions to his/her genitalDrive and precisely reproduce them in real time.
The system has intuitive interface and allows you to entirely concentrate on remote communication.
Learn more about FuckU-FuckMe(tm) in our FAQ section -
ObFuFme
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The one, the only...
... fufme.
Click here for the Icky Badness, or hit http://www.fu-fme.com. -
WHOOPS!
My bad, folks, my bad. Looks like I got the URL wrong... or maybe they changed it. Anyways:
http://www.fu-fme.com/
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You might want to look into this piece of hardwareFuckU-FuckMe is the future in cyber sex technology. From their web site:
FuckU-FuckMe(tm) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet.
Who needs real girls when you can easily pick one up from #hotteensex on IRC? -
Re:Who needs this?
Usually I wouldn't post this. But hey, it's valentines day and, more importantly, Slashdot. So for that irc chix0r, be sure to get the gift that keeps giving, FU-FME.
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Re:Browser Experience
not different?!
what about fu-fme? (: -
virtual sex
they've already perfected it with this little device..
http://www.fu-fme.com
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Re:IRC needs Captmfa"Completely automated pubic test to tell males and females apart".
What, are you talking about this?
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how about...
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Hey look, I found it!
Nope, I found it right here. -
Is a sex drive
like this? If only I knew that AOL came with one of those before!
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Too late
This is late, its already been done here
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Isn't this old?
This has been available since '99 or so! Here
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Old News - Pron was there first with
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Re:Oh I can't resist
Also see their hilarious FAQ!
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Re:Oh I can't resist
Can't wait for the research to go commercial? Try the FuckU-FuckMe, the ultimate remote sex solution!
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already done
And there's allready a real application here
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already been done
fu-fme.com
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Looks like...
...this device can be improved alot now
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Re:Inquiring minds must know...
The 'BJ' software
Does that work with Fufme units? -
Re:To anyone complaing because they have old systeJesus H. Christ. You little scumbag! You make me sick!
You LIE like a fucking RUG about getting pussy. You make think Revenge of the Nerds is real, but its not, its a VCR tape. It is such a farce that it remains on tape, which is the format jerk offs prefer, instead of moving to DVD, because jerk offs like you cant afford a DVD player. They suck, DVDs, but you catch my drift, zit case POV.
You know you wrap your 105 key, "One purple Juicy Hole - For that special Barney the Dinosaur Feel" keyboard with saran wrap when you snap your chicken to gay negro porn.
You know you are the proud owner of not one, but two FU-FME drives for you computer!. You can enjoy being the pitcher and catcher on your cheesy, crap, 4th their lame communist Chinese built fucking CRAP computer.
Suck my nuts, motherfucker.
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Re:My Patent
Or you could just forget the patent and head over to fu-fme.com for some better action
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Cybersex extensions
I don't know - something like this?
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Re:As always, the porn industry is there first...
FUFME has been there for a couple of years now...
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Re:As always, the porn industry is there first...
I don't remember exactly what it's called, but there is a software and 'ahem' hardware devices for virtual sex that a company is selling online.
It sounds like you've been reading the FU-FME website.
While I've never actually tried to order one, and fortunately don't know anyone who has, I'd always assumed that it was a joke. -
fufme
Hmmm... maybe fufme could use this as their model M
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The best use for this...Combine some of this, realdoll and the ability to recognize my emotions and I think we have something!
I come home from work and "Bambi" recognizes that I'm real tense and stressed out and knows what will help me unwind. Oh yeah, I'm liking this...
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You A Winnah, Ha Ha Ha!Increase your word power!
Today's word is: feckless. I don't have any idea what it means. Use it wisely.
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Anal Cocks and Taco.Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!
I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
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This is old news, Taco you flaming freak. You can become CmdrTaco's Neighbor for under $150,000, no problem! ! Less than minutes away, according to the last house closest to him for sale , trolling would be so much easier if house near his hovel was yours! Check out Woodland Reality and Holland city!(warning IIS, he lives in a fucking lame area, IIS is common).
Taco Snot lives on 909 Woodside Dr, Holland, MI 49424-2917. It is nice to know that fucking loser taco and his brigade of fucking lame shit banner ads couldn't by his ass property in a decent neighborhood. I laugh at you CmdrStainer. Sure, you rule an online community with a crushing fist of a dictator, but who thinks of Mao Tse Tung or Stalin in a positive light. The best part of you, Malda, ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I am happy you can't spell, fucktardo Taco.
I am happy you have to push banner ads like a bum on the street offers to shine my shoes, and I could just as well boot the fucking bum in the face as I could ignore him. I am happy your "girl" is a pig. I am glad you have an inane obsession with Anime the fucking shit that it is, and you are building a shitty Jubei for you fagot self and your new fu-fme in your fagot garage. You struck a nerve, yes. You are a spreader of old news, other people's news. You are making a "living" on the most vile forms of life on earth, banner spreading marketing media engines. You can reject stories based on a whim, you have no logic or intellect or the courtesy to explain why you did it, because you are a fat baby that doesn't have to. Your whole existence is essentially plagiarism. You failed in academia, you "rode the wave" to the "top," like Gates. People like you won't succeed again, thank the powers that be. Your life great, sure, a know nothing man tart who likes anime not working in a steel foundry or at McDonald's improving his skill at throwing empty Budweiser cans in his spare time making a white collar living, sure its great. Job: Cushy. Sure is. We can tell you don't pay ANY fucking attention to this web site. This community sees you as a necessary evil. You are a fucking obstacle to taking this place to a higher plane. Loser: Yes, for entering into this dialogue with you. Other than that, above average, great income, no debt, lots of friends, a wife who worships me, good health, well read, well educated. I would say most certainly not a loser. Virginity, well, if there was any question about whose virginity has been lost, well, lets just say, its far likelier that you will be getting my sloppy seconds off that cunt you think is your fiancée (shit I was drunk that night) than me being a virgin. And I swore it happened, it was all a blur. I could have a half erect dick and give your woman better pleasure, you probably cum too quick, or have to watch some anime or Jap Scat as foreplay. -
Re:SucksTaco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!
I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic More ass stretching goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
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gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
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This is old news, Taco you flaming freak. You can become CmdrTaco's Neighbor for under $150,000, no problem! ! Less than minutes away, according to the last house closest to him for sale , trolling would be so much easier if house near his hovel was yours! Check out Woodland Reality and Holland city!(warning IIS, he lives in a fucking lame area, IIS is common).
Taco Snot lives on 909 Woodside Dr, Holland, MI 49424-2917. It is nice to know that fucking loser taco and his brigade of fucking lame shit banner ads couldn't by his ass property in a decent neighborhood. I laugh at you CmdrStainer. Sure, you rule an online community with a crushing fist of a dictator, but who thinks of Mao Tse Tung or Stalin in a positive light. The best part of you, Malda, ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I am happy you can't spell, fucktardo Taco.
I am happy you have to push banner ads like a bum on the street offers to shine my shoes, and I could just as well boot the fucking bum in the face as I could ignore him. I am happy your "girl" is a pig. I am glad you have an inane obsession with Anime the fucking shit that it is, and you are building a shitty Jubei for you fagot self and your new fu-fme in your fagot garage. You struck a nerve, yes. You are a spreader of old news, other people's news. You are making a "living" on the most vile forms of life on earth, banner spreading marketing media engines. You can reject stories based on a whim, you have no logic or intellect or the courtesy to explain why you did it, because you are a fat baby that doesn't have to. Your whole existence is essentially plagiarism. You failed in academia, you "rode the wave" to the "top," like Gates. People like you won't succeed again, thank the powers that be. Your life great, sure, a know nothing man tart who likes anime not working in a steel foundry or at McDonald's improving his skill at throwing empty Budweiser cans in his spare time making a white collar living, sure its great. Job: Cushy. Sure is. We can tell you don't pay ANY fucking attention to this web site. This community sees you as a necessary evil. You are a fucking obstacle to taking this place to a higher plane. Loser: Yes, for entering into this dialogue with you. Other than that, above average, great income, no debt, lots of friends, a wife who worships me, good health, well read, well educated. I would say most certainly not a loser. Virginity, well, if there was any question about whose virginity has been lost, well, lets just say, its far likelier that you will be getting my sloppy seconds off that cunt you think is your fiancée (shit I was drunk that night) than me being a virgin. And I swore it happened, it was all a blur. I could have a half erect dick and give your woman better pleasure, you probably cum too quick, or have to watch some anime or Jap Scat as foreplay. -
Re:Sweet!
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Sweet!
Something to replace my old gizmo!
http://www.fu-fme.com/
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I hope..
..the enhanced Leisure Suit Larry 1 will support the FU-FME protocol..
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Re:"Prepare to fall in love"?
I guess you'll also need to write a driver for one of these to get the full KDE luvvin' effect.
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It's all about sex
One of the problems with the FuckU-FuckMe is that it's so straightlaced. It's good to see technology advancing to address the needs of people who are into S&M.
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Re:Hmm!
you mean like this http://www.fu-fme.com/
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Read carefully
This is not to be confused with anatomic computing, which is an entirely different concept.
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Re:Sex sites
You mean, like this?
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You can't possibly believe that?Seriously, you can't possibly believe everything you see on the net. Otherwise some of you people might want to try that:
He he... personally i don't need it
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Already exists!
Hmph. It's been around for years... http://www.fu-fme.com
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Re:Good for Nevada!
