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[hc.estaog]
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Goatse Motion

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click this link, you know you want to

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girl you know it's true

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a case for goatse

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heinous anus

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10 years of goatse and still going strong. Hopefully 100 more years to come. Long live the gaping anus [goatse.ch] Your comment has too few characters per line

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mod up Your comment has too few characters per line

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Read the rest of this post

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Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs

http://www.goatse.ch/ (don't click--this is disgusting)

I was browsing Slashdot while I sit here waiting for 20 minutes to copy a 17 meg file at my freelance gig in front of a Mac when I noticed it's Slashdot's 10th anniversary. So, I think it's equally important to celebrate ten years of successful Slashdot trolling.

For maximum effect I need to post this 3500 times and widen the page, but I won't because it takes too long and I'll be dead before it gets done. ARE YOU GAY? ARE YOU DEAD? Then you should join the BSD USERS GROUP!

I read this great book about trolling and you should buy it right away. Click on the link I conveniently provided. By the way Netcraft has confirmed that Dumbledore and Stephen King are dead. Snape killed them.

hot grits, natalie portman... at least she doesn't have smelly feet like some desktops I could name.

Thinking about your breathing... is it good, or is it whack? Only OOG can decide!

Think about your parents having hot sweaty sex next time you masturbate to a horsecock in space!

Goatse

10 out of 10 slashdot users have had gay sex with one or more clowns.

goatse

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Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.

http://www.goatse.ch/ -- Warning, Do NOT click under ANY circumstances!!! You *WILL* be grossed out!!!

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fuck you moderators

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Please try to keep posts on topic.

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You may now return to your regularly scheduled goatse.

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http://goatse.ch/ascii.html

Done

For putting in such stupid queer tags that are totally meaningless. You stupid kids think that it is so cool to typemultiplewordslikethis to make them show up on the front page. You are ******ing morons. lick my balls

Here is one:
http://goatse.ch/ascii.html

"Do you know what else is 8 meters long?"

Your prolapsed rectum?

UP YOUR ASS!

That's not a man, that's a pumpkin. This is a man!

I found the following upgrades here.

Upgrade 1 - Scratch resistant glass - $250
*Upgrade 1a - Warranty to replace the glass *when* you break it in the first 90 days - $95
Upgrade 2 - Extended battery - $500
*Upgrade 2a - Warranty to cover a retarded battery design that makes your phone explode in a fireball if you leave it in your pocket for too long.

Gah, apple sucks.

He also made this possible. Thanks, Tim Berners-Lee...

Do you sit here at suckdot all day and night, with no life, no s[oul|ex]mate, no job, jerking off, clicking that refresh button every second just to see if the new story's first post shows the goatse?
You must really get some extreme arousal and relief with that very erst post, then...

Really!

Goat Testicles suck You!! (Warning, goatse link)

Here you go!

Eat some GOATSE!!!

Coincidentally they all resemble Uranus.

Read all about it.

Everyone wants goatse as their wallpaper.

New goatse benchmarks do even more harm!

Goatse!

Chilly urine!

Goatse!

Don't forget to pay your £699 licensing fee you cock-smoking tea baggers.

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