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Re:Java malwareHere ya go.
(Link intentionally broken in the interest of public decency, and that it is shortly after lunchtime here)
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Re:Wait... so you're telling me...
Loose?? I'll show you loose !!
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There Can Be Only OneRIP.
God-DAMN I didn't agree with what you said, but I supported your right to say it, I guess.
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hey no big deal...
... we all have backdoors! Nobody will ever figure out the password to my backdoor though!
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call my eLiTe BBS!
576-2LEET4U No lamerz allowed!
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But will Moore's law help to bring back goatse.cx?
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Re:WARNING: GOATSE LINK. MOD PARENT DOWN
Why is everyone so excited about seeing that error message?
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Re:In my family
burning ring of fire
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GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
by GNAA Staff
Due to recent AUP policy changes at
Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA.
"We will not let this happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."
GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the
"In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member, penisbird.
If you would like to show support for goatse.cx domain, please visit the following links:
Petition to reinstate goatse.cx (currently down due to attack)
nic.cx feedback forums goatse.cx thread
Thank you!
excerpt from an irc log
@b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of
@r- shit, that sucks
*** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin
@s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though
@s- nothing about content
@b- ya
@b- im confused too
@s- i dunno what the #5 means
@s- oh i see
@s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content
@s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to
@s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs,
@s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on
@s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content.
@b- hah
@b- he'll have to make a splash page
@s- i already put the lawyer warning on there
@p- hah
@b- that amendment to thier AUP
@b- is like 100% goatse
@s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's
@s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the
@s- - domain. Recently the
@s- - 2003). One of the
@s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure
@s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of
@s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf).
@s- -
@s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in
@s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to
@s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain.
@s- -
@s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be
@s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry
@s- - to info@nic.cx.
@s- -
@s- - Best Wishes,
@s- -
@s- - Elaine Pruis
This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a -
Will this help...
Will this help me close off access to this always-open, always-sniffed, always-0wn3d port?
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Re:Picture of the mutated fish
Some more pictures of the dangers of buckyballs are available here.
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GNAA Announces Plans to Bomb Christmas Island
Due to recent AUP policy changes at
Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA.
"We will not let this happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."
GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the
"In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member, penisbird.
If you would like to show support for goatse.cx domain, please visit the following links:
Petition to reinstate goatse.cx (currently down due to attack)
nic.cx feedback forums goatse.cx thread
Thank you!
excerpt from an irc log
@b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of
@r- shit, that sucks
*** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin
@s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though
@s- nothing about content
@b- ya
@b- im confused too
@s- i dunno what the #5 means
@s- oh i see
@s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content
@s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to
@s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs,
@s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on
@s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content.
@b- hah
@b- he'll have to make a splash page
@s- i already put the lawyer warning on there
@p- hah
@b- that amendment to thier AUP
@b- is like 100% goatse
@s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's
@s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the
@s- - domain. Recently the
@s- - 2003). One of the
@s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure
@s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of
@s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf).
@s- -
@s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in
@s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to
@s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain.
@s- -
@s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be
@s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry
@s- - to info@nic.cx.
@s- -
@s- - Best Wishes,
@s- -
@s- - Elaine Pruis
This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a -
GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
by GNAA Staff
Due to recent AUP policy changes at
Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA.
"We will not let this happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."
GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the
"In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member, penisbird.
If you would like to show support for goatse.cx domain, please visit the following links:
Petition to reinstate goatse.cx (currently down due to attack)
nic.cx feedback forums goatse.cx thread
Thank you!
excerpt from an irc log
@b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of
@r- shit, that sucks
*** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin
@s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though
@s- nothing about content
@b- ya
@b- im confused too
@s- i dunno what the #5 means
@s- oh i see
@s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content
@s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to
@s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs,
@s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on
@s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content.
@b- hah
@b- he'll have to make a splash page
@s- i already put the lawyer warning on there
@p- hah
@b- that amendment to thier AUP
@b- is like 100% goatse
@s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's
@s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the
@s- - domain. Recently the
@s- - 2003). One of the
@s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure
@s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of
@s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf).
@s- -
@s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in
@s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to
@s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain.
@s- -
@s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be
@s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry
@s- - to info@nic.cx.
@s- -
@s- - Best Wishes,
@s- -
@s- - Elaine Pruis
This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a -
Re:Hey -Editors!"I have always considered this aspect of
You're right.
But don't forget editoral abuse of moderation.
And having a dillweed like Michael as an editor.
And the fact that the editurs don't bother the EDIT. Or spellczech for that matter...
And the fact that they've pointedly not run a YRO story on the taking down of goatse.cx.But yeah, the whole refusal to cache policy is just idiotically ignoring the reality of the situation.
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GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
by GNAA Staff
Due to recent AUP policy changes at
Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA.
"We will not let this happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."
GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the
"In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member, penisbird.
If you would like to show support for goatse.cx domain, please visit the following links:
Petition to reinstate goatse.cx (currently down due to attack)
nic.cx feedback forums goatse.cx thread
Thank you!
excerpt from an irc log
@b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of
@r- shit, that sucks
*** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin
@s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though
@s- nothing about content
@b- ya
@b- im confused too
@s- i dunno what the #5 means
@s- oh i see
@s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content
@s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to
@s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs,
@s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on
@s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content.
@b- hah
@b- he'll have to make a splash page
@s- i already put the lawyer warning on there
@p- hah
@b- that amendment to thier AUP
@b- is like 100% goatse
@s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's
@s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the
@s- - domain. Recently the
@s- - 2003). One of the
@s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure
@s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of
@s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf).
@s- -
@s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in
@s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to
@s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain.
@s- -
@s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be
@s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry
@s- - to info@nic.cx.
@s- -
@s- - Best Wishes,
@s- -
@s- - Elaine Pruis
This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a -
Goatse.cxAs long as nobody ever sends a SPAM email with goatse.cx to someone's AOL id this might be a good idea.
I wonder how they're going to filter the SPAM and how they're going to extract the URLs from the crap e-mail that they send to
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SLASHDOT IS DYINGIt is official; Jerf now confirms: Slashdot is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already unshowered Linux geek community when Jerf confirmed that Slashdot's originality has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all comments. Coming on the heels of a recent patently obvious observation which plainly states that Slashdot is is full of unoriginal trolls, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is a place for Linux homos to meet each other for anonymous gay sex, as fittingly exemplified by stretching out their anuses [samag.com]and waiting for someone to "comile their kernel" in the recipient's colon.
You don't need to be a flaming homosexual pedophile to predict Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to repeat subtle variations on well-established trolls. GNAA posts flow like a river of blood.
Michael is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of his child sexual partners. The sudden and unpleasant departure of long time Slashdot pontificators Jon Katz only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot leader CmdrTco states that there are only a 7000 unique troll posts. How many tubgirl posts are there? Let's see. The number of "In Soviet Russia" versus Tubgirl posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 guys who like women covered in their own runny feces. "1. foo, 2. ???, 3. Profit!" posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of "In Soviet Russia" posts. Therefore there are about 700 trolls who wank to pictures of Kate Fent. A recent article put people who mock the humongous bulk of Cowboy Kneel at about 80 percent of the Slashdot troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users disgusted by that walking bag of cholesterol. This is consistent with the number of people vomiting at the mere sight of him.
Due to the troubles of Ann Arbor, the collapse of VA Linux's share price, and so on, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by OSDN who sell another troubled product written by unwashed, sexually-frustrated misfits. Now OSDN is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will be among German sex cannibals. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.
Fact: Slashdot is dying
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Immunity on dialups to many things
Not only is dialup an "immune system" to worms (well, not really, it just slows things up a bit), it also gives you a fighting chance to get the hell out of here. On a cable modem, you're pretty much screwed because you get the image in the snap of a finger.
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On Topic: DVD Riddle 2Q. What makes your eyes say, "WOW! Look at that ASSpect ratio!"?
A. GOATSE! [WIIIIIIIIIDESCREEN]
In memoriam: goatse.cx. Never forget.
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On-Topic: DVD RiddleQ. What's round, shiny and can be held with two hands?
A. Bob Goatse's anus. [RIMSHOT]In memoriam of goatse.cx. Never forget.
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Re:Good book, but won't get you up and running
yes there is right here
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www.naturalenhance.info
Your Bowels Cleansed
Let me ask you this...which is worse:
A. The engine on your Lexus freezes up at 160,000 miles instead of 300,000. You take a financial hit and you are forced to buy a Camry this time.
B. You start bleeding during bowel movements. You go to the doctor and get poked, prodded, X-ray'd, biopsied, etc. 3 days later you get a call for a consultation. The doctor informs you that you have advanced colon cancer at 45 years old. You have anywhere from 6 months to 5 years left to live. He tells you it's time to get your house in order because you'll be checking out soon. Chemotherapy starts today.
A friend of mine who was a science and health researcher at the University of Chicago, just died this past year of colon cancer at 42. In the midst of the prime of his life, he said goodbye, and left his wife and child behind, wondering what just hit them.
Why do you brush your teeth? Are your teeth falling out right now? For most of us, we do it so we won't need false teeth and Fixodent down the road...right? We want to be able to eat apples. Hey, I agree with that. Natural teeth are great.
But have you ever seen someone who was forced to endure a colonectomy? Someone who now will be spending the rest of their life carrying a bag around?
Incredibly, this is an area where even the staunchest MD's AGREE with us!! Can you believe it? If they knew you had the greatest colon cleanse in the world, I bet they might even refer people to you. NO, I'm not kidding...
This subject is not even up for debate. It's a proven fact. The problem is, most people are not doing anything about it. Please don't be one of them.
****WARNING***** The next section of this email contains graphic
material which may not be suitable for squeamish individuals.
Let's talk stools.
The stool tells you a lot about your colon health. If it's dark brown in color, and it sinks, and it stinks, that's not good. And don't feel bad, that's the way most people are. What you want to see is light brown color, which means it's full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a stool that floats. We're talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the darker the color and the faster it sinks. Compaction is not good. Also, moving bowels should be SIMPLE. If the veins are popping out of your neck and you feel like your doing the bench press, you NEED to cleanse your colon.
When you do the cleanse, for the first few days....things are a little weird. But you know you're cleansed when you see the above good stuff happening, and you are eliminating at least 2-3 times per day.
Cleansing your colon is a 30-day process. Its also very economical at under $50. You may be very surprised at some of the benefits you will receive besides just losing 1-5 lbs of cr*p from your body and brightening your future health.
People have reported more energy, less allergies, clearing of acne, cessation of migraines, and many other results, not to mention restored regularity. When your body is void of old, poisonous toxins that are constantly being reabsorbed through the colon walls, it can begin to heal again. And when the colon walls are clean, the good nutrients from your food and supplements can be absorbed again. You will be thrilled with the results.
At this point you are either nauseated thinking about what is inside your own colon, or you're ready to do something about cleaning it out.
Want more info? Click here and I'll send it to you, including instructions on how to take it. It is private, all natural, totally safe, inexpensive, and very effective. And yes, I have taken it myself.
Currently available only in the U.S. and Canada. Seeking Distributors to meet high demand.
More Infor
cmdrtaco@slashdot.org?subject=SendColonCleanseIn fo
cmdrtaco@slashdot.org?subject=PleaseRemove
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HERE'S A PRODUCT FOR YOU
Your Bowels Cleansed
Let me ask you this...which is worse:
A. The engine on your Lexus freezes up at 160,000 miles instead of 300,000. You take a financial hit and you are forced to buy a Camry this time.
B. You start bleeding during bowel movements. You go to the doctor and get poked, prodded, X-ray'd, biopsied, etc. 3 days later you get a call for a consultation. The doctor informs you that you have advanced colon cancer at 45 years old. You have anywhere from 6 months to 5 years left to live. He tells you it's time to get your house in order because you'll be checking out soon. Chemotherapy starts today.
A friend of mine who was a science and health researcher at the University of Chicago, just died this past year of colon cancer at 42. In the midst of the prime of his life, he said goodbye, and left his wife and child behind, wondering what just hit them.
Why do you brush your teeth? Are your teeth falling out right now? For most of us, we do it so we won't need false teeth and Fixodent down the road...right? We want to be able to eat apples. Hey, I agree with that. Natural teeth are great.
But have you ever seen someone who was forced to endure a colonectomy? Someone who now will be spending the rest of their life carrying a bag around?
Incredibly, this is an area where even the staunchest MD's AGREE with us!! Can you believe it? If they knew you had the greatest colon cleanse in the world, I bet they might even refer people to you. NO, I'm not kidding...
This subject is not even up for debate. It's a proven fact. The problem is, most people are not doing anything about it. Please don't be one of them.
****WARNING***** The next section of this email contains graphic
material which may not be suitable for squeamish individuals.
Let's talk stools.
The stool tells you a lot about your colon health. If it's dark brown in color, and it sinks, and it stinks, that's not good. And don't feel bad, that's the way most people are. What you want to see is light brown color, which means it's full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a stool that floats. We're talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the darker the color and the faster it sinks. Compaction is not good. Also, moving bowels should be SIMPLE. If the veins are popping out of your neck and you feel like your doing the bench press, you NEED to cleanse your colon.
When you do the cleanse, for the first few days....things are a little weird. But you know you're cleansed when you see the above good stuff happening, and you are eliminating at least 2-3 times per day.
Cleansing your colon is a 30-day process. Its also very economical at under $50. You may be very surprised at some of the benefits you will receive besides just losing 1-5 lbs of cr*p from your body and brightening your future health.
People have reported more energy, less allergies, clearing of acne, cessation of migraines, and many other results, not to mention restored regularity. When your body is void of old, poisonous toxins that are constantly being reabsorbed through the colon walls, it can begin to heal again. And when the colon walls are clean, the good nutrients from your food and supplements can be absorbed again. You will be thrilled with the results.
At this point you are either nauseated thinking about what is inside your own colon, or you're ready to do something about cleaning it out.
Want more info? Click here and I'll send it to you, including instructions on how to take it. It is private, all natural, totally safe, inexpensive, and very effective. And yes, I have taken it myself.
Currently available only in the U.S. and Canada. Seeking Distributors to meet high demand.
More Infor
cmdrtaco@slashdot.org?subject=SendColonCleanseIn fo
cmdrtaco@slashdot.org?subject=PleaseRemove
Please do not 'reply' to this email as we might not see your message. Please use the links above. -
Great idea! how about a REAIST one, though?
Slashdot couldn't band together to boycott a certain hole, I certainly don't think they're going to band together to boycott...well...pretty much anything!
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/. TROLLS ARE ON TEH SPOKE
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Re:Way too long
And I'll point out your grammer and speeling mistakes, while makeing some of my own!
Then I'll casually include a link to goatse. -
No Goatse.cx jokes?
The article mentions the "deep web" and I haven't seen one Goatse.cx joke yet! C'mon, trolls! You can do better than that. I know goatse.cx is offline (no...really), but you could at least link to a mirror or something. Sheesh.
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Apparently...
black holes can also be seen with the right instruments
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FOP!
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A beowulf cluster...Of trolls!
The Neo Trolling Group is one of the largest troll clusters in the world! Currently with 13 members, and growing all the time!
The Neo Trolling Group's Mission is to...
If you are troll who would like to join the worlds largest TROLL community, or you would like to be a troll (Read this), add "Neo Trolling Group" as your freind.
This post has been brought to you by Mookore 2004, a proud member of Neo Trolling Group!
Important announcement
The following faggots are foolish enough to add their name as a "foe" to our name! If we catch the se slashdot users posting then we will troll them to death! Please set your stance to neutral or freind or face the consequences! -
NTG offers to help Goatse open up anus!
As you may or many not have known, the infamous website Goatse.cx was Shut down!.
The neo trolling group was formed 6 days ago to avenge this, and we WILL trollerize the world until Goatse has returned!
To help us, join the Neo Trolling Group by adding "Neo Trollng Group" as your friend. (Hi spacecowboy, you know you hate us). -
GNAA
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mod U4
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YOU FAIL IT
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YOU FAIL iT
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tro7l
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You insensitnive clod?!
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Fuc4...
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tubgiBr,l
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mod do3N
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mod dow9n
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YUO FAIL IT.
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mod 04
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this is go;atsex
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you 74il it?
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TUBGirL
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frIst stop
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